kidsicle

From kid +‎ -sicle.

kidsicle (plural kidsicles)

1. (informal, humorous) A cold or frozen child.
   • 2007, Michele Gendelmen, Ilene Graff, & Donna Rosenstein, What the Other Mothers Know: A Practical Guide to Child Rearing Told in a Really Nice, Funny Way That Won't Make You Feel Like a Complete Idiot the Way All Those Other Parenting Books Do, HarperCollins, →ISBN, page 21:

     And because Ilene also had one of those houses that are always cold, she'd automatically assumed that her fragile, delicate infant would turn into a kidsicle without all those layers.

   • 2014, Annie Tipton, Diary of a Real Payne: Oh Baby!‎^[1], Barbour Publishing, →ISBN:

     When the deep freeze sets in and temperatures dip to the single digits (on a warm day), we can't be outside for me than two minutes without turning into kidsicles.

   • 2014 June 18, Julie Crawford, “Snowpiercer takes us on one wild ride”, in North Shore News:

     Then there's the hilarity and sunny weirdness of the school train (led by Scott Pilgrim's Alison Pill), complete with a rotating organ and the children singing songs about not being turned into kidsicles.

• disclike, sicklied