Cybertooth85

This user is a Capitalist. |} In Memoriam: 9/11 Lest we forget… This user believes that George W. Bush's edits to the constitution need to be reverted. This user prefers that the death penalty be used very sparingly. respect This user respects others' religions and realises not all people wish to follow the same path. omnis This user is interested in Omnitheism. This user is interested in the concepts of destiny or fate. This user is interested in reincarnation. This user is interested in luck. This user believes in the existence of a human soul or spirit. This user is interested in ghosts. This user opposes racism and admires Martin Luther King Jr. AIM-0 This user does not understand or have any interest in AOLer. ə This user is a Grammar Nazi. its & it's This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.

Fandom Far This user watches Farscape. H This user believes that everybody lies. FC This user is not a beautiful or unique snowflake. This user knows that 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. MST3K This user is a MSTie. This user's got a case of the Mondays. Ж This user thought you was a toad. Pulp Fiction This user knows that in France, they call a Quarter Pounder a Royale With Cheese because of the metric system. This user is interested in The Jedi Order. My ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is. Kill Bill This user owns a Hattori Hanzo sword. This user wishes he or she were the Avatar. もののけ 姫 This user must learn to see with eyes unclouded by hate. This user is a Space Cowboy. GITS This user has a Stand Alone Complex. 北斗 の拳 You are already dead. SC This user will take all you bitches on! 遊戯王 This user enjoys Yu-gi-oh: The Abridged Series... In America! This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful... This user wonders who is watching the Watchmen This user is a fan of Monty Python! This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own! FG This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet. Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama! d'oh! This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent. This user's got a case of the Mondays. rvb This user is a Red vs. Blue fanatic. RD This user is full of smeg. This user, like Ms. Daria Morgendorffer, doesn't have low self-esteem. They have low esteem for everyone else. This user took the red pill, not the blue pill. This user enjoys the works of Sherlock Holmes. V This user should not be afraid of the government, the government should be afraid of this user.

Gaming cvg-2 This user is an intermediate gamer. This user still enjoys the Nintendo 64. This user feels that the SNES or Super Famicom was the last great console. This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series. This user plays games in the Super Mario series.

Media Reliance TDS This user watches the most trusted name in fake news. This user listens to NPR. This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

Schooling UNT This user attends or attended the University of North Texas This user is an undergraduate student majoring in Film and minoring in English.

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Cybertooth85 is a Texas-based writer and intellectual, generally considered by all who associate with him to be an enigmatic personality.

• Types left-handed but writes right-handed

• Has Asperger Syndrome

• Martial Artist (smatterings of Tae Kwon Do, Aikido, Capoeira)

• Avid comic fan, but prefers trade paperbacks to single issues

• Considers himself a historian despite not belonging to an actual historical society

• Hates conceptual art

• Prone to spoonerisms in impassioned dialogue.

• Was a Cub Scout and graduated to a Boy Scout, but never officially received his Tenderfoot rank before quitting, and only earned one merit badge (archery).

1. Cher wins an Oscar.

2. Ahnold is elected to a government position.

3. The Cookie Monster stops eating cookies [1].

4. Bob Barker no longer hosts the Price is Right [2].

5. Britney Spears shaves her head bald.

6. Mona Lisa identified

7. Monopoly without Monopoly money

8. John Madden stops talking football.

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