There are two reasons that I am named NachoDork.
- I love Nachos.
- I am a dork.
Userboxes about me in no particular order
edit| This user is a member of WikiProject NASCAR. |
| Pepsi | This user drinks Pepsi. |
| This user knows that 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. |
| 1/64 | This user enjoys collecting (or playing with) toy/model cars. |
| This user is a member of the Counter-Vandalism Unit. |
| This user loves Chevrolet. |
| This user's Internet service provider is EarthLink. |
| This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference. |
| This user enjoys electronic music. |
| N | C | S | This user is a NASCAR Cup Series fan. |
| N | X | S | This user is a NASCAR XFINITY SERIES fan. |
| This user has never been slurped up by aliens in the Bermuda Triangle. |
| This user drinks Jones Soda. |
| This user loves using Google Earth. |
| 24 | This user is a Jeff Gordon fan. |
| This user is a member of WikiProject Dogs, and he loves it! |
| GB | This user is a fan of the Green Bay Packers |
| jklozvrfajbk vsalvnkanvls;a | This user likes banging on the keyboard. |
| This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily. |
| c |
This user can't stand rap music. |
| This user lives in the U.S. State of Colorado. |
| This user is a participant in WikiProject Motorsport. |
| This user wants to be your friend. |
| This user is a Ferrari fan. |
| This user loves hamburgers. |
| G | This user does not like Mondays. |
| This user thinks Buschwhacking has gotten out of control. |
| Chevy | This user is a Chevy fan. |
| This user fears the clowns. |
| 2 | This user is a Rusty Wallace fan. |
| US | This user uses American English. |
| This user loves Labrador Retrievers. |
| This user is a Ford fan |
| This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia. |
| HW | This user enjoys collecting (or playing with) Hot Wheels cars. |
| This user is a pyromaniac. |
| This user loves brownies. |
| This user drinks Mountain Dew. |
| This user's favourite colour is blue. |
| This user prefers to play games on a PC. |
| This user is an only child. |
| This user is an omnivore. |
| This user dislikes the concept of politics. |
| ... | This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe. |
| This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one someday. |
| C&H | This user reads Calvin and Hobbes. |