The Hangover Part II

The Hangover Part II is a 2011 American comedy film in which, two years after the bachelor party in Las Vegas, Phil, Stu, Alan, and Doug jet to Thailand for Stu's wedding. Stu's plan for a subdued pre-wedding brunch, however, goes seriously awry. The film is the sequel to 2009's The Hangover.

Directed by Todd Phillips.  Written by Todd Phillips, Craig Mazin, and Scot Armstrong.

• What's the matter, you never do blow before? Sometimes your heart stop, it start up again. Read a book.

• I do blow all night. Monkey jerk me off while I watch Stu make fuck with lady-boy.

• When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it's funny in any language.

Phil: You wouldn't even be with her if it wasn't for us!

Stu: Oh, this will be good!

Phil: Stu, think about it! You ended up ditching Melissa... two years later, you met your true soulmate. You take Vegas out of that equation, you would've married a cunt! [Old couple looks over and gives Phil dirty looks] Oh, it's ok... No, I'm allowed to say it, it's a bachelor party. Drink up everybody! Oh wait, there's no alcohol. I forgot, we're at a fuckin' IHOP!

Phil: Wait a second Chow. We're in Bangkok?

Chow: Holla! City of Squalor!

Phil: Chow, what happened?

Chow: You guys texted me. Said you fucked up and looking to party.

Kimmy: This one was following me like little puppy dog all around, all night, saying that he fall in love with me, asked to marry me.

Alan: Classic Stu.

Kimmy: I dance for him, he tickle me, we have sex...

Phil: You're not married yet. It's no big deal.

Stu: It's cheating. No offense to you, you're a lovely woman, it's a violation of my moral code.

Kimmy: What code is that? Stu you loved it, you were crying saying how special it was. I had to slow down so I didn't drop my load too quick.

Stu: Load?

Alan: What load?

Kimmy: Oh you know, my sperm.

Stu: That is wrong, you're talking about my sperm. Where would your sperm come from?

Kimmy: My balls. You're in Bangkok, there's a reason they don't call it Bangcunt!

Stu: Woah! Here's the deal man, I got a dark side. There's a demon in me.

Alan: It's true, he has semen in him.

Stu: I said demon.

Alan: But you also have semen in you remember, from the...

Stu: It's not relevant, but thank you Alan.

Phil: Your password is baloney1?

Chow: Well, it used to be just baloney, but now they make you add numbers.

Kingsley: Really fuckin' annoying.

Stu: We're looking for a little kid.

Samir: $2,000.

Stu: Huh?

Samir: Maybe more, I don't know. How young you want this kid to be?

Stu: Oh my God! We kidnapped a monk!

Alan: We live an alternative lifestyle.

Tracy: Phil.

Phil: Tracy, I'm sorry.

Tracy: Where the hell are you?

Phil: [sighs] It happened again.

Tracy: Don't say that. Please.

Phil: No, this time we're really fucked up.

Tracy: Seriously, what's wrong with you three?

Phil: So much, Trace, I don't even know where to begin.

Tracy: Oh, God. How bad? Like, "no wedding" bad?

Phil: Yeah. Little worse than that.

Phil: Do you ever do anything that doesn't end in a stand-off, Chow?

Chow: I am an international criminal. It always ends like this. I met my wife at one of these things.

Stu: You have a wife?

Chow: Yeah. We married 15 years. What, Chow not good-looking enough for a woman?

• Bangkok has them now.
• We're in Bangkok?!
• We made a pact, Wolfpack only.
• I have a demon in me.
• No one here has to know.
• We had a sick night!
• We love to party!

• Bradley Cooper - Phil Wenneck
• Ed Helms - Stu Price
• Zach Galifianakis - Alan Garner
• Justin Bartha - Doug Billings
• Ken Jeong - Leslie Chow
• Jeffrey Tambor - Sid Garner
• Sasha Barrese - Tracy Billings
• Jamie Chung - Lauren Srisai
• Mason Lee - Teddy Srisai
• Paul Giamatti - Kingsley

• Encyclopedic article on The Hangover Part II on Wikipedia
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The Hangover  (2009) · The Hangover Part II  (2011) · The Hangover Part III  (2013)