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Why Spam tastes like excrement

Spam is obviously $\Psi ={\frac {\cos {\pi \varphi (t,\omega )}}{{\mathfrak {e}}^{i}}}$ where $t\in [0,1]$ and $\varphi (x,z)=z-\gamma _{10}x-\sum _{m+n\geq 2}\gamma {mn}x^{m}z^{n}$ . Using this and the fact that the {{subst:user $c_{n}=\langle X\psi _{n}\rangle$ and $d_{n}^{*}=\langle X\Psi _{n}\rangle$ , the scalar product $\langle X\vert \Psi \rangle$ can be expressed in the way as $\langle X\vert \Psi \rangle =\sum _{n}d_{n}^{*}c_{n}=\mathbf {d} ^{\dagger }{\boldsymbol {\cdot }}\mathbf {c}$ where $\mathbf {c}$ is a column vector with elements $c_{n}$ and a row vector $\mathbf {d} ^{\dagger }$ with elements $d_{n}^{*}$ . The inverse $\mathbf {A} ^{-1}$ of a matrix $\mathbf {A}$ is such that $\mathbf {AA} ^{-1}=\mathbf {A} ^{-1}\mathbf {A} =\mathbf {I}$ .

Thus, we an conclude that, since $\mathbf {I}$ is the unit matrix, SPAM itself (denoted as $\Psi$ in previous paragraph), tastes like something you find under the shoe of a hitchhiker (denoted $\mathbf {d} ^{\dagger }$ ), ${\mathcal {QED}}$ .