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{{Title|π}}
[[File:Pi-e.jpeg|thumb|300px|Pi inspired the pi-e. No, pie actually.]]
{{Q|Pi ‘r’ square.|Helen Crump|Opie’s homework}}
{{Q|No, pie are round. Cornbread are square.|Andy Taylor (Pa)}}
{{Q|'''What’s wrong with me?'''|Aunt Bea}}
{{Q|There are long [https://images.uncyc.org/commons/7/75/IMG_20220619_022257.jpg] and short [https://images.uncyc.org/commons/b/b1/%E3%83%80%E3%82%A6%E3%83%B3%E3%83%AD%E3%83%BC%E3%83%89_%281%29.gif]|POP TEAM EPIC}}

{{Wikipedia|2=π}}
This Chinese character '''四''' for example, is the single most important invention of the [[modern]] age, and it is called '''Pi'''. It is the key ingredient that allowed primitive man to invent the concept of [[circle]]s. And the invention of circles led to the invention of the wheel. Pi invented the [[Wheeling Jesuit University|wheel]] and much more.

Here is a list of some stuff that Pi [[Water powered bus|help]]ed invent:
*Pie
*Cups
*[[Jarhead|Jar]]s
*Wheels
*Airplanes
*Nighttime
*Computers

YEAH HEY GUESS WHAT. PI HELPED INVENT THE NIGHTTIMES. Oh shit sorry I got a bit over excited there. But holy shit man. This is Pi we're talking about. And Pi invented the nighttime. And the nighttime invented [[basketball]]. And basketball invented that documentary with [[Michael Jordan|the guy that sells the shoes]].

==The invention of basketball==
[[File:SpockPi.png|thumb|7,18808272897603270208219434512475871856...]]

It was a dark and [[UnScripts:X-Men: The Last Stand|stormy]] NIGHT. Three wisemen were riding towards Harlem on giant tanks made of gold and covered in diamonds and rubies and emeralds and the heads of women and children from [[That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada|Canada]]. [[Suddenly, Raccoons|Suddenly Jesus]]. And a bathtub full of acid. And next thing you know [[Heidi Klum|Heith Ledger]] is dead and basketball is on [[CNN]] every morning at 18 blue donkey hour.

==More stuff that Pi helped invent==
*New world records
*Keanu Reeves
*Hollywood
*[[Mexico]]
*Trees
*The wind
*Guns
*Batman
*Capitalism and Communism
*[[Donald Trump]]
*You & Poo
*Anything round
* :)

==Important safety information==
Don't stop believing.

==What is believing?==
Believing is when you think something to be true with your mind, [[brain]], body, and soul. It is a religious [[Perfect|practice]] that dates back to the beginning of time. Pi did not invent believing, but you can believe that it did if [[you]] try hard enough. I believe that you can believe if only you believe that you can believe. Believe me, I believe in [[Batman|belief]].

==Other important things that Pi made possible==
[[File:KeanuSpockPi.png|thumb]]
*Star Trek
*[[Oxymora#Well-known oxymorons|Rap music]]
*[[Democracy]]
*Rum
*[[People Who Like to Fuck Naked|Unprotected sex]]
*The weekend
*[[Clock spider|Clocks]]
*Time

==How Pi invented time==
One day Pi was [[User:Dr. Skullthumper/10 reasons to defrost Frosty|chilling]] pool side with his homies, [[Fire|smoking]] a blunt and discussing the finer points of fried chicken. Suddenly Pi said, "I would certainly like some fried chicken right now." But because time hadn't been invented yet he couldn't move his limbs. He could only move his [[mouth]]. So, with his mouth he started making clicking noises, using his tongue and the roof of his mouth. His homies asked him what he was doing and he explained, "I have just invented the [[First!!!!|first]] clock!" Suddenly they could all move their arms and legs and thoraxes so they stood up and walked away from the pool. They walked and walked and everywhere they went, time spread. Children who previously could only move their mouths were suddenly able to play and dance and sing. Eventually Pi and his homies arrived at their local fried chicken dispensary and ordered a bunch of chicken and [[Happy|enjoyed]] it.

==Home-made apple pi==
[[File:CartoonFaceSpockPi.png|thumb]]
[[Chill]] 3 cups [[apple sauce]].
*Add 1/10 cup [[sugar]].
*Add 4/100 cup flour.
*Add 1/1000 cup lemon juice.
*Add 5/10000 cup [[cinnamon]].
*Add 9/100000 cup [[salt]].
*Add 2/1000000 cup ground nutmeg.
*Add 6/10000000 cup [[apple sauce]].
*Add 5/100000000 cup [[sugar]].
*Add 3/1000000000 cup flour.
*Add 5/10000000000 cup lemon juice.
*Add 8/100000000000 cup [[cinnamon]].
*Add 9/1000000000000 cup [[salt]].
*Add 7/10000000000000 cup ground nutmeg.
*Add 9/100000000000000 cup [[apple sauce]].
*Add 3/1000000000000000 cup [[sugar]].
*Add 2/10000000000000000 cup flour.
*Add 3/100000000000000000 cup lemon juice.
*Add 8/1000000000000000000 cup [[cinnamon]].
*Add 4/10000000000000000000 cup [[salt]].
*Add 6/100000000000000000000 cup ground nutmeg.
*Add 2/1000000000000000000000 cup [[apple sauce]] .................................
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== See also ==
* [[Cake|Pie]]
* [[Weird Al Yankovic|Have some more chicken, have some more pi]]

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