2005cruft
| ARRRGH!!!! JUST KILL IT ALREADY!!!!!!.
Nuff said'.
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“I'M GONNA FUCKING BURY THAT 2005CRUFT!!!!!!!1111”
“George bush doesen't care about 2005cruft!”
“THIS TOWN SUX”
“I like smoking pot”
“Why there are so many stupid quotes? Was it me?”
“SOOOO GHEY”
“Seig Heil!!”
2005Cruft is a town that is created when Oscar Wilde had sex with Your mom and Chuck Norris, when he was huffing orange kittens in a gay bar. It is constantly invaded by shitty uncyclopedian admins and god after he was smoking pot.
OriginsEdit
nobody knows where 2005cruft first came from, but it was created when Oscar wilde A Sploded chuck norris in the anus in the year 1337. it was the time where Chuck norris first had gay sex with oscar wilde, and thus one day oscar wilde's penis grew so hueg that chuck norris's anus a sploded and turned into a town with about 42 inhabitants. Notable people include;
- God
- You
- Your Mom
- Some athetist scum
- Jimbo Wales
- Terminator
- Tom Boonen
- Ron Jeremy
- Steve
- Tom
- My nerdy classmate
- Ash Ketchum
Daily lifeEdit
Every 00000000.50874306707634760987583 seconds this town will be invaded by shitty uncyclopedian admins which huff all the buildings in this town. They have SHOOP DA WHOOP and swastikas printed on their anus. Once they enter 2005cruft they will place fix tags on the buildings and after a month they will crumble, killing over 9000 inhabitants in the process. There are also weeaboos which dance camaralldansen with their penises and boobs which causes anyone that see them cum warm sticky fountain of cum which shot over 78528956896598 miles.
inhabitantsEdit
It is inhabited by;
- Gay Jews
- Hobos
- George w bush
- Ponies
- Gay Men
- Shotas
- Vocaloids
- Hitler
- You
- Ash Ketchum
- AAAAAAAAAA!
- Steve
- Satan