Neko
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| Scientific classification | |
| Kingdom | Animalia |
| Phylum | Chordata |
| Class | Mammalia |
| Order | Antropoformia |
| Family | Furra |
| Genus | Animae |
| Species | A. nekus |
A neko (猫) is a mythological creature that comes from the island of Japan. A breed of furries, nekos are relatives of the kitsunes, with which they share several traits such as their cuteness and their need for a romantical partner.
The name neko is often translated into English as catgirl, in the case of female nekos, or catboys, in the case of male ones.
Characteristics[edit | edit source]
Like every other known species belonging to the furries, nekos have similar characteristics to those found in the homo sapiens species, but also shares several traits found in different mammals – in this case, those of a cat. As a result, their body is very similar to human anatomy, but have huge eyes, a fluffy tail, and cat ears.
A perplexing characteristic of catgirls and catboys is that they have not one but two pairs of ears: one pair of ears come from each side of their head, and resembles a human's ears; while another pair of ears come from the top of their head, which resembles a cat's ears. This has vexed scientists around the world, who wonder what kind of mutation had to take place in the neko's evolution to bring this rather strange physical trait.
Behaviour[edit | edit source]
Nekos have the tendency to act rather playful and cute. Nekos have a characteristical mating call, which often sounds like nyaaaaa~
Spread over the world[edit | edit source]
Originally, catgirls and catboys were found only in Japan; however, in recent years, they have been spreading to the rest of the world.
Relationship with humans[edit | edit source]
The neko species are always in danger by the stalking of local humans. However, these humans do not try to hunt or kill the neko; rather, they have hot, raw sex with them against the neko's will. This is as a result of a legal loophole: because they look like humans, it doesn't count as zoophilia; but because they're not humans, they do not have human rights, meaning that they can be freely fucked without their consent. On top of that, their cuteness factor and child-like wonder make them easy targets for perverted weaboos.
Several organizations, such as People for the Ethical Treatment of Antropomorphic Animals, have denounced this immoral practice; however, few people have taken action.
See also[edit | edit source]
Species
- Furry: African giraffe • Baby Seal • Bear (Polar • Bipolar) • Cat (Daemonic • New Hampshire Merchant) • Elephant • Furries • Gazelle • Human • Otter • Sheep • Skunk • Slender Loris • Moose
Feathery: Birds • Chicken • Homing pigeon • Kingfisher • Peacock
Scaly: Corn snake • Fish • Goldfish • Salmon
Culture
- ...in history: Bucephalus (horse) • Great Elephant Revolt (2011) • Jaws did WTC • St. Peter's Basilica (reptile)
...in sports: Cow tipping • Kitten hurling battle • Kraft Dinner (horse) • Rough Gay Wolf Sex • Seal Clubbing • Water Polo... With Sharks!
- Slimey: Blue-ringed octopus • Frog • Pond Whales • Salamander • Sturgeon • Uterus
Creepy crawly • Ant • Cockroach • Lobster • Spider • Sun Bee • Wallet moth
Other: Balloon Animals • Gazebo • Grue • Toaster • Snipes • Womp
Media
- ...in science • Antbortion • An infinite number of monkeys with typewriters • Crypto-Zoology • Kinsey Report No. 3: Sexual Behavior in Hamsters • Tapheselachophobia • Whale bones
...as food: • Easter Bunny • Firesheep • Frog Semen • Kittens
...as... huh? • Kitten Huffing
Media
| Culture |
Anime • Bushido • Cosplay • Domo-kun • Death Note • Engrish • Hello Kitty • Samurai • Japanese High Schools • Japan Self-Defense Forces • Naruto • Ninjas • No Gaijin allowed • Nintendo Eightfold Path • PlayStation • Pikachu • Usopedia • Yaoi • Yu-Gi-Oh! • Vocaloid |
| Companies |
Toyota • Nintendo • Honda • Mazda • Mitsubishi • Konami • Sony • NIJISANJI |
| People |
Chikan • Godzilla • Junichiro Koizumi • Shinzo Abe • Miyamoto • Hikaru Utada • Oda Nobunaga • Toshiro Mifune • Toyotomi Hideyoshi |
| Places |
Tokyo • Osaka • Hiroshima • Nagasaki • Fukushima Nuclear Plant • Shiroyama |
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