A few years ago when I was still an apple fan boy, friend of mine bragging me about how android is awesome, we were drinking some shots at our local pub and I was starting to get light headed. At one point he showed me so called "terminal emulator" app. I checked it out, and assumed it's an emulation, just like dosbox, so I decided to verify that "rm -rf *"... (the phone was rooted)

The phone shutdown within seconds, I couldn't stop laughing, while my friend was shock that his new phone was longer booting.

Luckily he managed to reflash the ROM. What can I learn from that experience?
1. Don't drink and sudo
2. Don't call your app an emulator if it's the real deal.

There was a problem with a server we were staging on, and I was providing DevOps help remote.

As a joke I said, "haha if you run `sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root` everything will be fixed!"

They ran it. RIP server-kun 2016-2018 💨

My partner has zero interest in coding and wants to have a baby, a week ago she started to yell install baby at me. Told her its not the right command. A few days ago she yelled apt-get install baby. Told her there was a user privilege problem. Today she came back with sudo apt-get install baby.

looks like we are going to have to have a baby!

"sudo !!" Will rerun your last command with sudo privileges in a Linux environment.

You're welcome.

When I get a dog, I'm naming it "Sudo".

1: Get a dog
2: Name dog Sudo
3: Teach Sudo to fetch my mail
4: Invite Linux-friend over
5: Yell "sudo fetchmail"
6: ?
7: Profit

!rant
Me to my bf: You smell. Go shower.
Him: I don't feel like it...
Me: Sudo go shower.
Him: Goddamn it Rudi..
*wait for it*
*He showers*
Me: *evil chuckle* I gotta post this to devRant

Just realized sudo means super user do

sudo rm -fr /
# deletes unwanted french language pack

Newbie telling me about the new Linux commands he was learning-
"So there's sudo.. It's like !important in CSS. Whenever something doesn't work normally, use sudo.
Me: 😵

I had a nightmare that I was running "sudo rm -rf /" on my computers for no reason.

True story.

I woke up yelling.

My first child's name will be Sudo, then I can say:
"sudo clean you room"

Sudo trees

alias please=sudo

sudo apt-get install car

Source: Twitter

sudo rm -rf /

now u know

alias please="sudo"
please apt-get son

I finally fucking did it, this satisfaction 👌

My son: "Dad I am strong, I do judo".
Me: "Dear son I got the power,I do the sudo"

I need that stress ball. Therefore desperate times call for desperate measures:

Sudo upvote

Allo doesn't seem to assist without sudo command. 😂😂

Friend: You can't just use sudo, whenever something doesn't work
Me:

> Can I have the water?

You didn't said the magic word...

> sudo Can I have the water?

So I added
alias please=sudo
to my ~/.bashrc
so I can be more polite to my computer

Wished sudo exists in real life also.

Me: Leave me alone.
Person: No.
Me: sudo Leave me alone.
Person: Sure.

Found this on Twitter