Those LAN port splitter are getting out hand

At first I was like: "wtf just happened? Why is that hand connected like it was a robot?".
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Then I realised it's ​a watch.

Who else has the ctrl+s reflex... I do it on everything 😐

dude: hey could you hand me a patch cable ?

me: how long?

dude: as short as possible

me: sure buddy

😂😂

Friend texted me some binary.

Decided to impress him and decode it by hand.

Spent 5 minutes decoding "I eat ass".

"Is that a script or a hand job?"

A friend's colleague (who's pretty bad at English) that refers to manually typing in to the console as "a hand job".

Raise your hand if you visit Devrant atleast before sleeping and after waking up.

I find it amazing how she was able to write all that code by hand, without any tools to assist her. I don't even want to think about the enormous amount of time she spend debugging that.

These "learn {language} in {x} minutes" tutorials are getting out of hand

With a sock in his hand he said: "Giulio is a free elf."

When you decide to use a model for an engineering picture this is what happens. (Look at her hand)

SELECT finger FROM hand WHERE id = 3;

Manager: You really shouldn’t be doing that

Dev: It’s in my job description

Manager: Yeah but you still shouldn’t be doing it.

Dev: Who should I hand it off to?

Manager: We don’t have anyone else to hand off that task to.

Dev: Ok, do I stop doing it?

Manager: 😡 Of course not, it needs to get done! I’m just saying you shouldn’t do it.

Dev: ???????????

Bob?
Yeah?
Bob, could you hand me that paperclip?
Sure mate!
Thanks.

Oh... Bob?
Uhhh... yeah?
Could you also hand me that paperclip?
Right... sure, of course.
Thanks.

Bob?
What?
Could you also hand me the next paperclip?
Fuck off, why don't I just give you the whole fucking box!

Yeah Bob, please, throw the whole fucking box.

Wait, is that a printed screenshot of my code you're attaching the paperclips to?

It sure is, Bob.

Time to figure out how to code with one hand.

Is that a threat? "or else" 😆
Seriously Sololearn is getting out of hand ...

someone was doing this on github issue feed. I mean what the heck dude, this is going out of hand.

For those who were wondering, since my last post had some people who seemed interested, here's my progress on my 8-bit computer. I've got the clock on the left hand side, and the 2 8-bit registers on the right hand sign. (The power strips in the middle are going to be used as a bus)

I have the habit of immediately closing parentheses after opening them, then insert the code.

The problem is, this applies to hand writing as well. Because you cannot move characters in a hand written exam I spend half of the time writing, then removing parentheses.
Whyyy brain

Bought that server from a friend yesterday.

About to buy a second dedicated server (second hand) with 32gb's of ram!

This is getting out of hand 😅

student in an exam

Q: what don't you eat for lunch?

stud Ans: dinner and breakfast.

Q: how do you lift an elephant with one hand?

stud ans: there is no elephant with one hand.

its amazing how far technology has come. I can edit a hi-res image in real time with a computer smaller than my hand.

You know you've become a dev when standard keyboard left hand position is no longer wasd

My co-worker is now raising his hand before asking me a question : success.

For those difficult days, one stress ball for each hand.

My GF said I look so silent and innocent while working. She has no idea how much I curse the monitor in my head while working.