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At first I was like: "wtf just happened? Why is that hand connected like it was a robot?".
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Then I realised it's โa watch.9 -
dude: hey could you hand me a patch cable ?
me: how long?
dude: as short as possible
me: sure buddy
๐๐15 -
Friend texted me some binary.
Decided to impress him and decode it by hand.
Spent 5 minutes decoding "I eat ass".6 -
"Is that a script or a hand job?"
A friend's colleague (who's pretty bad at English) that refers to manually typing in to the console as "a hand job".15 -
I find it amazing how she was able to write all that code by hand, without any tools to assist her. I don't even want to think about the enormous amount of time she spend debugging that.21
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When you decide to use a model for an engineering picture this is what happens. (Look at her hand)26
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Manager: You really shouldn’t be doing that
Dev: It’s in my job description
Manager: Yeah but you still shouldn’t be doing it.
Dev: Who should I hand it off to?
Manager: We don’t have anyone else to hand off that task to.
Dev: Ok, do I stop doing it?
Manager: ๐ก Of course not, it needs to get done! I’m just saying you shouldn’t do it.
Dev: ???????????13 -
Bob?
Yeah?
Bob, could you hand me that paperclip?
Sure mate!
Thanks.
Oh... Bob?
Uhhh... yeah?
Could you also hand me that paperclip?
Right... sure, of course.
Thanks.
Bob?
What?
Could you also hand me the next paperclip?
Fuck off, why don't I just give you the whole fucking box!
Yeah Bob, please, throw the whole fucking box.
Wait, is that a printed screenshot of my code you're attaching the paperclips to?
It sure is, Bob.16 -
someone was doing this on github issue feed. I mean what the heck dude, this is going out of hand.3
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For those who were wondering, since my last post had some people who seemed interested, here's my progress on my 8-bit computer. I've got the clock on the left hand side, and the 2 8-bit registers on the right hand sign. (The power strips in the middle are going to be used as a bus)9
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I have the habit of immediately closing parentheses after opening them, then insert the code.
The problem is, this applies to hand writing as well. Because you cannot move characters in a hand written exam I spend half of the time writing, then removing parentheses.
Whyyy brain5 -
Bought that server from a friend yesterday.
About to buy a second dedicated server (second hand) with 32gb's of ram!
This is getting out of hand ๐26 -
its amazing how far technology has come. I can edit a hi-res image in real time with a computer smaller than my hand.10
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student in an exam
Q: what don't you eat for lunch?
stud Ans: dinner and breakfast.
Q: how do you lift an elephant with one hand?
stud ans: there is no elephant with one hand.1 -
My GF said I look so silent and innocent while working. She has no idea how much I curse the monitor in my head while working.3
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Turned 31 yesterday and the wife surprised with these awesome hand painted rubber duckies of some of my fav characters ๐7
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No one is going to hold your hand in the real world.
Now go on and fuck up some more so you can learn more.3 -
Me: *Has 3 difficult exams to study for and hours of work*
Also me: I should try my hand at encryption in Python.7 -
Yesterday my friend told me that he bought a second hand laptop of dy. I was first shocked by the name but later i got it.8
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Right hand working on that "billion dollar" website idea of mine; Left hand holding our 4month baby who won't sleep when put down!!!!6
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Saw an if statement like this in a hand me down company project:
If(!x && !Y && !Z && (A || (!B && C)))11 -
When you ask for documentation and they hand you a Word document with screenshots of the changed code4
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Ooh my f**king god! These privacy emails are getting out of hand now!!!!! I blame Europe for spoiling my inbox.10
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Job interview just made me realize I can't write a working line of code without IDE holding my hand ffs...4
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!rant OMG GOOD NEWS!!!!!!!! I only have tendinitis in my elbow causing pain in my hand, not carpal tunnel or arthritis ๐10
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Today in algebra I got bored and wrote "<hand>" on the back of my hand and "</hand>" on the top of my wrist, I feel proud of myself and I also question why I do things like this.4
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At this point I think the "algo" is a secret team that's being held hostage and forced to sort the rants by hand ๐๐5
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writing an assembler for my compiler, Manticore.
Currently working on writing a hand written parser and parse tree node system.7 -
Holy fucking dickballs, AWS cloud platform is one of the most UX unfriendly piles of fuckery I have witnessed.
It starts off okay and then you have to use it for many hours a day.
API gateway is assfucked backwards in its layout and how it displays. Why have things go horizontally across the screen rather than flow down so I can scroll. Also when I add a method to a resource why the god damn fuck do I need to select it from the smallest drop down imaginable when you have HALF MY POXY SCREEN TAKEN UP IN LITERAL WHITESPACE NEXT TO IT.
Now I get on to the dynamodb interface whoever designed must have been some form of insane cause it is as clunky as a donkey in clogs.
Finally, Lambda console, look I get it UX is not you strong point. but WHO IS THE SADISTIC FUCKOFF WHO WANTED TO HAVE TWO SCROLLABLE TEXT AREAS THAT CAN NOT BE FUCKING EXPANDED SO I CAN SEE MORE THAN FOUR LINES OF THE FUCKING OUTPUT.
*grumble* 12hrs a day of this bullshit *grumble*12 -
Not being able to raise volume of my laptop with only one hand because the fn and f11 keys are just one hand and 3mm apart really kills me !3
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Just bought my first physical server for a cheap price second hand. It's a low end thing but hey, you've got to start somewhere, right!4
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That wonderful moment when after months of applying and interviewing you finally get to hand in your resignation..! ๐2
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DELETE FROM TABLE invoices.
The next week was spent inputing the data by hand because:
Who needs database back-ups?2 -
My graduation cap. Just got my degree in CS. As I shook the hand of the Dean of the college, he said "love the cap"
:D4 -
Not really tech, but...
I used to handwrite a lot of fiction in several notebooks that I kept over the years. House went through a bad flood in 2013, basement where the notebooks were stored got full up, lost all the notebooks ๐ญ
Now I don't even have a basement2 -
Need my vaccine receipt to go to a wedding. And I’m in line to get the pdf document. On the one hand this is some cool implementation for a load balancer, on the other hand this so strange… be online in a line to get a document -.09
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On websites: "I don't want to see an arrow cursor on the buttons."
On desktop applications: "I don't want to see a hand cursor on anything!"4 -
meet the new PM
go to shake his hand
he throws a "fist bump"
i change to "first bump"
he changes to hand shake...
can already tell that we will not see eye to eye in many things...1 -
You know you need sleep when you wave your hand under a paper towel dispenser and it's not automatic.1
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Working with somebody else is great, because there is somebody else to blame, on the other hand there's somebody else to blame..
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Yuck, there's no keyboards shortcut for that. Now I have to move my hand all the way to my mouse and back again. Double yuck1
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Fuck, accidentally reported a rant because my hand was resting on the fucking report button.
Shit, and sorry to the comment's author!6 -
Please add face masks and hand sanitizer and toilet rolls on the table for the avatars๐๐ท๐งป๐งค1
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Working with assembly is just something different... note to self: keep a cheat-sheet with the labels and corresponding addresses at hand.....8
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Guess how my day was?
On the other hand, devRant has now gotten me so used to ranting, I can give tirades now.2 -
The moment I switched to root user in the production server my hand was just itching to type rm -rf.
Must resist the urge!4 -
Got postblocked on Facebook for saying a certain video (which shows useless "self-defense techniques") is the cause people are trash at hand to hand combat :D
30 days of not telling random people they are idiots, FML6 -
Staying up late night and sacrifice on sleep to complete the task at hand. A good night's sleep will result in good quality code.1
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Just me that really want's to get an RFID implant? Seems so usefull to just tap your hand against a sensor to login ๐9
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Sometimes, when bugs get a bit out of hand... You have to counter them with better debugging methods ๐ฅ2
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Just got to work and we have no power. Maybe hand writing code in university will finally come in handy. Lol not. :)
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fucked up my hand, spent entire work coding like on a typewriter.
for those who want to know, dropped coffee dripper on my hand, full of hot water. it was a first degree burn thankfully, water wasn't that hot. hurt like hell at first, but it's much better already. by monday I'll be ready to be fully exploited for my work again ๐16 -
One of my professors made us submit Hand Written codes. I mean writing, compiling, executing on the machine, and then writing by hand on paper to submit.
It was so irritating.2 -
Every time I come back to Java:
"Oh man OOP is fun"
A few days later...
"This stupidly verbose, hand-holding garbage."4 -
So it’s my girlfriend’s birthday and I was sitting with wine in my hand and C sharp.
I’m gonna be dead tomorrow.4 -
Just wrote a script that takes anything correctly tagged and pushed to master from gitlab, pushes it to the server, builds a jar and creates a docker image from it. On the one hand I'm happy that I don't have to do it from hand anymore, on the other hand I get the feeling I'm automating myself out of a job...9
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Looks like my left hand is slightly slower than my right hand. I end up writing things like pulbic stirng all the times! >.<!!!3
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!rant
Dev walked out of the bathroom stall (I can only assume it was the #2), only washed one hand.
One hand under the auto-soap dispenser, then kinda rinsed the soap off. The other hand never got involved.
That seems weird to me.3 -
To developers with small sized hand, what keyboard do you use and most comfortable with?
Anyone uses mechanical keyboard?9 -
When your right hand isn't placed correctly on the keybpard amd upi kist lee[ gpomg pm ;ole mptjomg os wrpmg1
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Why is the phrase "left hand side" so prominent? Left hand is called left hand because it's on the "left side".10
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Today I got kicked out of college. On one hand I'm happy that I have more time to work on my company but on the other hand I'm scared I may have fucked myself for my future.
They said I have the possibility to return after 1 year. Anyone have advice for what I can do over the next year?10 -
SteamOS 3.0, which will be running on the Steamdeck is based on Arch Linux.
On one hand I'm looking forward what it means for gaming, but on the other hand I'm scared that the sentence "I'm using Arch btw." will lose some power7 -
@dfox Could we also get watches on the right hand ? I've been wearing mine on the right hand ever since I've started wearing a watch and I feel awkward wearing it on the left :)6
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Nice start to the day, I actually had to use science to open a milk bottle:
Problem: Cap doesn't turn no matter how hard I try
1. Increase the grip strength without hurting my hand by placing a paper towel between my hand and the cap
Still won't turn
2. Run hot water and place the lid area under it for 20s
Repeat #1, it now works!9 -
on one hand- got a new job, on the other hand getting a new MacBook pro just before they release a new generation2
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have a break, have a pancake! home made, hand made ( no robots were harmed during the process ), eastern european ( balkan ) style12
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Our agile scrum team has finally shattered into two parts.
On the one hand we have front-end guys.
On the other hand we have backend- /dev-ops guys.
The FE guys don't care about the BE guys business.
They don't join pairworking and only noticing things that went bad, when a Backend guy has caused it.
Goodbye fullstack dev-ops team...
I really dislike that arrogant basterds.
Frontend Hobo-Bitches...! -
For those of you that have a blog...
Ever have this moment where you do one relatively minor thing and end up spending the next hour writing a blogpost about it?5 -
I really have to clean the house...
On the other hand... I really have to finish my native script app...2 -
On the one hand I really wish there was a good open-source self-hosted file sharing and collaboration service which made use of modern web technologies to provide most of its features inline as well and not just through APIs consumed by client applications.
On the other hand, I tried writing a WebDAV server once, and I fully empathize with the people who have to deal with this madness. -
A bunch of pictures of friends, a train dev duck, a wooden train toy, a pair of demon horns, a tiny hand1
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Found this on the bottom of my monitor. I think it might have quite a nefarious past. Bought second hand too.
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I've been up for more than 24 hours and I've a project to finish by Friday evening.
On the other hand, I've a complaining gf.4 -
“fixing” your code the night before you hand in your thesis.
that always works the next morning, when you present it to the professor ...1 -
After javascript, coding in C# feels like I have to communicate with a deaf person with using only one hand. :D17
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Developing a clothing shop and being bored. Adding clients like Napoleon Bonaparte with the comment that this person is missing a hand.
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My thumb hurts / is exhausted from lots of typing (phone) and writing (school). Any tipps besides seeing a doctor? (I will if this bug isn't fixed 'till friday or so)2
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One of the students I'm a TA for handed in a one-liner with the comment that his submission was the shortest.
The idiot forgot to add imports for the functions he used, so the code didn't even compile.
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#1 hand in my notice
#2 start my own company
#3 enjoy work
#4 make a metric shit-ton of money (contributes to previous point)2 -
Not leaning on unit tests. I usually write them after testing my code manually, and lose time for testing feature by hand.1
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Was bored af with assignment at hand. So just went ahead and wrote a class to implement Eat. Sleep. Code. Repeat. XD6
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Why is Google so annoying? Download the latest version of Android Studio,, create an empty application from their template, build the empty APK and try to upload it to Google Play. Turns out the template for new app in Android Studio is set to use Experimental SDK, not accepted by Play Console.
Am I the only one who thinks this is dumb and left hand needs to talk to right hand?3 -
Best work I have ever done was done on a beach, in a lounge chair with a beer in my hand and laptop on the lap.
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Have a contractor on at work who hand writes minified css. Counting down the weeks until that contract isn't renewed.4
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(!Rant) i play games on my pc with a controller. And I just caught myself reaching for it when finally starting on some web dev.
Talk about gamification.1 -
so what's on the list for today? writing unit tests for a broken php app because NO ONE THOUGHT TO WRITE THEM BEFORE HAND.......
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!rant
I love that you can type the word "test" with one hand. Makes testing form inputs a lot faster.2 -
Was wondering, how dfox and trogus did it?
Was going through top rants of all time, and they categorized correctly, did they do it by hand?
I only checked first page, but that is a lot of work to do if they did it by hand1 -
When the idea of a split keyboard is awesome but you've programmed your brain to type "b" with your RIGHT hand....*face palm*
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It is Tuesday, and I have just spent the last 20 hours hand modifying JSON. It continues tomorrow as well...2
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Identifying when to start a project over because it has gotten out of hand with workarounds and memory management issues.
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Javaw.exe not found. Why the fuck do I have open like 10 files and hand modify them before developing anything useful in Windows...2
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Hand-coded or drag-and-drop web design do you prefer? And why?
I have been hand coding for a long time since I started programming. In fact, HTML is my first 'language'. I found that it is very slow to code compared to my normal friends who use Wix - which makes me consider a change.
Plus, I am not very good at designing.10 -
Where can i get good second hand servers, am planning to homelab cluster. Will appreciate any pointers ...8
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So I had someone question why their system was broken after they installed my software and all of its dependencies to /usr by hand... ._.
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Went for a hand surgery, the anesthetic doctor is learning swift and then he put the needle in the wrong hand.
Lesson learned: never trust a programmer with your life6 -
Project 1: A hand hygiene monitoring system intended for the NHS.
Project 2: A language analysis platform. -
I like it when our developer goes out to meet the customer himself for on-sight support. He gets a first-hand experience of CustomerRant4
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Developing IoT prototype, from Linux platform, via Java servers to front-end web-ui has made me fear and praise all these JS developers.
On one hand they are the heroes of modern technology, on the other hand they are bat shit crazy sadomasochistic lunatics riding their frameworks through a sea of users complains and runtime errors1 -
my wife just got a request from a specialized search engine for her custom site to be crawlable. on the one hand it might help her gain visitors. on the other hand i now have to look at wordpress and might have to adapt to its standards. meh.3
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So someone just beat my highscrore i held for over 2 years in a game I release on Google Play. On one hand I'm happy some put a lot of effort into playing my game๐, on the other hand I'm sad I no longer have the highscrore๐ข...4
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In order to be handsome, I tried to wash my face with handsoap.
So this is the only hands-on hand-job I got into. -
Very old vsauce is my grandpa. He comes to me to solve a crime of a man that made 1850000 html links by hand1
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Raise your hand if you legitimately pair-program at least once a week or more!
Your some rad cats!
โ๐ผ5 -
I think we should have a decent web app for devrant. And... make it open source so we all could give a hand ๐๏ธ8
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Hand sanitizers, wet wipes, basic hygiene standards. Nothing much yet.
Trains here are eerily silent though.2 -
So I don’t get the hype behind GraphQL. Why is it so damn popular on one hand, on the other hand not popular enough to make an old fart like me want to spend time to learn how to use it?9
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Why doesn't writing code doesn't go hand in hand with a breakup ?
Like you can solve complex problems but why did not save this one12 -
Its hard being a developer with out using ergonomic keyboard or mouse, the strain hurts my hand so much.3
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Casting never worked well with humans. On the other hand, programmers don't mind working with it.
Hance:
Programmers != humans2 -
Bleh, the game awards winners are a bunch of console hand-me-downs, or console exclusives. Fuck AAA games.13
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Just had to type a 12x12 matrix by hand.. Bleh
I didn't choose the engineering lyfe, the engineering lyfe chose me -
Will I be classified as the weird uncle if i want to teach my nephew how to understand binary? (Thinking)
A 1 || 0 would suffice1 -
Endianess is such a fucken bitch. On one hand I never stumble upon it but currently it's a thing in any project I tackle.2
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I'm getting a NFC tag implanted in my hand in Friday by the founder of dangerousthings.com
I'm a little nervous3 -
It seems that Thing from Adams Family is the new spokes-err-hand for laptop sales these days...
Every laptop ad has a disembodied hand touching the screen. -
On one hand, it would be nice to have someone else help me out. On the other hand, I like having total control and knowledge of the source and I don't like people messing with it.
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Is writing hand-optimized SIMD code even still worth it? Thinking about writing my own little math library for my game engine but I've tried writing a hand-optimized `dot(normalize(b - a), foo) >= bar` and somehow it's actually slower than writing the same thing using a math lib which is implemented exclusively with scalar math and auto vectorized by llvm
LLVM... I kneel5 -
On one hand, I have no motivation to make an old system responsive
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When you get a shot (immunization) in your right hand because it's your mouse hand and so you can still code with your left.1
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I accidentally slept on my hand and blood accumulated inside it and now it looks like a balloon.
I guess I can’t work on the Arduino project today.
Keagktwkkfskgskgekgd.2 -
I held her in my hand as it started booting gave her a new OS and and anti windows background this is
MANJARO2 -
Alternate job if I weren’t a dev:
Painter (but won’t excel as much)
Bartender (would still like to try my hand on it) -
Hmmm.. Google Pixel battery just died in a split second from like 50%. On one hand, im concerned about what just happened. On the other hand I hope it happens again so I can sleep in and go to work late without the associated guilt ๐2
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When you are desperate to get your hand written notes from client to digital format.Quick hack. Bluetooth is the way!3
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Wrote a 217 line script to import/export email templates.
Slightly less painful than hand crafting the 37,000 line SQL query. -
Mondays are for branch cleanup! It's gotten a *little* out of hand...anyone else this unorganized from time to time?1
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Oh man I sure do love having three separate code generators in one project with some additional hand written versions of the data containers so that every time the system engineers decide we need to change something about a data structure I have to update 1-3 hand written mapping functions. (Kill me please)4
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I'm so mixed about i3... On the one hand, it makes me focus a lot better on my work, on the other hand it's extremely ugly, sometimes a bit inconvenient (taking screenshots), and I don't wanna spend the time to make it look nice. Any suggestions? What window managers are you using?9
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wondering if I should destroy someone's soul today.
Seriously considering going full drill-sergeant. Complete with knife-hand and shark attack.2 -
My life changed when I started typing parentheses and curly brackets using both hands.
Left hand for shift and right hand for the actual symbol.
No more wrist pain and it's 100 times faster.
It took me 25 years to make this amazing discovery, why the fuck am I so retarded3 -
When business comments on a spec document by first printing it, then writing notes by hand and finally send a bunch of scanned PDFs.
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Hie Dev to python and PyQt5 devs
Could you please help on a issue
I am working on a GUI app for converting UI to py
I've designed 2 more windows
And I need to hook them up
I am importing them
Link below:
https://github.com/TaqsBlaze/...
Please don't bite me for this -
While hand-testing comment-posting functionality messed up the migrations and damaged local db. Had to recreate the whole set up (users, posts, etc) in order to resume the testing by hand.
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If you're a web developer OR python developer, what are the top 3 concepts you should understand like the back of your hand?10
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You heard it first, if the next project isn't assigned to me I hand my 2 weeks notice and push farts to master.
Enough.
Is.
Enough.2 -
When someone edits old liquibase files so the db doesn't get updated and everything needs to be done by hand.
What's the point of liquibase then -
Anyone know of any python libraries that do real-time hand landmark detection? I know I could use mediapipe but it cannot run on a 64bit raspberry pi.
I can’t find anything online and I really don’t want to create my own model4 -
I believe Google assistant has a loooong way to go.
(the hand reference was from a previous part of the conversation based on "lamas with hats") -
I am trying my hand on blogging
http://rohitshetty.github.io/2016/...
Any pointers or feedback is appreciated. :D -
A customizable hand held devices OS which is completely hackable using authorized modifications and secure.
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on one hand - softlayer is way less intuitive than aws...
on the other hand - when your boss tells you you can bring up up to $1000 monthly valued servers, you can forget about the first hand1 -
People who use word-break: break-all on body paragraph content need to stand in a narrow, claustrophobia-inducing room, cut off their left hand, and hold it up against the right-hand wall, while holding the stump of their left arm against the left wall. That's what it feels like to read break-all in longform content.
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Sometimes I am so lazy bored, that I am copy pasting letters with my mouse so I can type, instead of using my second hand.
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I think the instructions for the holy hand grenade could also apply to the amount of indentation:
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I recently un-boxed a pixel 2, though great on the specs side, I wouldn't buy it because of the looks and weight,
It just doesn't feel great in the hand, I mean if am spending that much, I should feel am holding a premium device at hand, but It feels like a dummy,
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Trained a hand digit recognition model on MNIST dataset.Got ~97โ accuracy (wohoo!).Tried predicting my digits,its fucked up! Every ML model's story (?)3
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devRant feature request
Double tap to zoom into pictures. Would make it a whole lot easier to just browse with one hand.1 -
Do you know what's grinding my gears today... the way my colleague keeps finger slapping his left hand mouse button every 5 seconds.๐1
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Does it make sense to buy a Nintendo Switch second hand? What should I look for, besides that the console is clean and the screen has no burn-ins or dead spots?6
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I want to try my hand at Android development. Any suggestions for a college student with a VERY modest linux dev pc?4
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When your ADFS infrastructure eats itself at 4.30 on a Friday when you were halfway out the door beer in hand1
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I dont know if this help might help other devs or in general students just I hope you like this its helped me continue developing in times where I certainly didnt even want to get out of bed alone from work on a project
https://youtube.com/watch/...1 -
A friend of mine is working on a project with other people outside the company.
Today he told me that one of them is putting every ID of a API response by hand... I mean, instead of auto increment the f**** number, is doing it by hand... One by one. Wow.
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