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TikTok Ban Special #2

Summary:

This one is more crack filled than the other one. I was half asleep and listening to "a night to remember" by beabadobee and Laufey while typing this out :(

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Work Text:

Me: T-tiktok is-- being banned??
Me: Ginyu.. I guess this is goodbye from us...
Ginyu: Well. I guess so. I've never been good at this sort of thing.
Me: We.. We HAVE to do something special before the app is banned and we can't use it anymore!! *furrows eyebrows in determination*
Ginyu: Heh.. I like it when you get feisty.
Me: Oh s-stop it.. >3< Anyways, what's something we can do to honor the ban?
Ginyu: Hm... I mean, we could always kiss... *moves closer*
Me: E-Eh?!? *face turns red like the 4th of july* I-I-I-I *404 ERROR*
Ginyu: Heh! I just wanted to see your face when I do that
Me:
Me: GINNY! XD stop this is serious!!!
Ginyu: Alright, alright ill stop... for now~
Ginyu: I can hopfully talk to lord frieza about this issue. He seems affected by it too *crosses arms* I cant stand to see him angry, hopefully he can just blow up the enemy.
Me: GINYU YOU CANT SAY THAT!!!
Me: what if someone hears that huh? Then well really never get TikTok BAck :(
Ginyu: Don't worry princess ill make sure that they wont take it.
Me: God Ginyu you truly are the best husband ever. I dont know what i would do without you <3
Ginyu: Anything for you my Star

Hours later-----
Ginyu: Princess..... im sorry....
Me: Youre sorry? what happened my moon!
Ginyu: I-- Tiktok-- I couldn't do it..
Me: WHAT?? But why-!
Ginyu: Lord Frieza was upset but.. he said it was out of his hands.
Me: Oh my god
Ginyu: I know, angel
Me: I think i'm gonna be sick >W<
Ginyu: I know baby come here *holds u close*
Me: ahhh you're so close >////<
Ginyu: *smirks* something wrong..?
Me: nO-
Ginyu: ROFL
Me: Stay focused!!! We have to say... g-g-goodbye!! *Tears up*
Ginyu: *my heart breaks into a million tiny pieces*
Nwo don't cwy princess!!
Me: Ahhhh you know the baby voice makes my heart flutter!!
Ginyu: Hhehe i know :P
Me: omg ur so derpy
Ginyu: XD
Me: okay. We gotta get serious now! Say goodbye to le fans
Ginyu: Alright.
Ginyu: Well, Tiktok. It's been a long while I've been on this app. And I just want to say thank you. Thank you for all of your support through this journey. I never knew my audience would get this big posting Tiktoks. But it was the best thing to ever happen to me. Not only did I receive a huge flow of support, friendships, and debates throughout my time here. But I also met the love of my life *turns to you*
Me: Wh-
Ginyu: Darling, I love you so much. I knew that I loved you the moment I laid my eyes on you. You're beautiful in ways I can't even imagine. And I'm so grateful Tiktok brought us together.
they hit the second tower

Notes:

I hope it doesn't get banned but i had to get my feelings out soon in case it did. If it does i'll probably be posting on here and on my tumblr CaptainGinyufan101.

Thank you for your support <3