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Welcome to this god awful work of headcanons that i made at 8PM and I just woke up charging my phone even though it's more than 90% but i like my battery full
Tisha Tisheryoi
- Ability to fasten the movements of living beings and non-living beings
- she sometimes accidentally make the twisteds fast instead of the toons
- When she uses her ability, her eyes will turn yellow for a split second since that's the color of her ability ("When my eyes turn red....run" ahh headcanon😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏)
- She activates her ability by swinging her broom and spinning it in an epic way
- Sometimes she wants to splash Vee with a bucket of water
- Has a knife in her broom... for some reason
- Epic dodging skills
- She doesn't need to use her ability on herself when she's already fast HERSELF
- CLEAN FREAK (obivously)
- She teaches kids on how to clean and wash things
- Sometimes will clean for free, Sometimes will clean for a few tapes or so
- Sakuya vibes...
- When she's a twisted she's the one who uses her ability on herself
- Her room is the most cleanest out of everyone (she hates Gigi's room)
- Malaysian (SAYA ANAK MALAYSIA‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥)
Goob Craftasame (its pronounced Sa-Meh)
- Ability to stretch own arms and make them longer to reach others
- Ability to see kindness in other's hearts, Don't ask how that works!
- Sometimes he accidentally scratches people
- His hugs are really tight, Not recommended for Asthmatic people
- Teaches kids on how to be friendly and kind to eachother
- His arms are like a snake, I don't know if that makes sense
- Has the ultimate rizz than Glisten (What? He's the most shipped one in the fandom!)
- Petting him is like petting a very fluffy cat
- Has dog ears, but more of a cat person for some reason
- You don't wanna make him upset or mad
- Japanese
- FUCKING DUMBASS
- Dating Shrimpo (dude where did the angryhugs shippers go WHERE ARE YOU GUYS)
- back in my day angryhugs was the heat
Shrimpo Fishtan (worst name i have ever created)
- Ability to uh...I don't know what kind of ability he has so I guess ability to hate on everything??? I'M SORRY
- Is this a safe space to say HARDCORE ANGRY RAGING TSUNDERE
- okay what am i even doing
- Has a strong punch
- D-d-d-d-d-dating g-g-g-goob🥺🥺🥺
- Finn is his brother, I'm sorry 2.0
- Punches everything he sees
- People say that his toon handler is very rude and because of that that's why he's angry all the time, But I headcanon his toon handler is the most kindest sweetheart angel toon handler you have ever met and somehow made a toon that's the opposite of them
- Born failure
- Teaches kids on how to....uh....PUNCH SOMEONE YEAH THATS FREAKING COOL!!!
- Has unlimited stack of airhorns, No one knows how he got them, But he does have them
- I forgot what I wanted to write
Shelly Fossilan/Ammone (I don't like Fossilan)
- Ability to encourage and boost other's emotions when they are feeling down
- Also has the ability to find basically everything and everyone so that's basically why she has unlimited stacks of fossils and can find them easily
- Dinosaur nerd
- If you were to show a picture of a random dinosaur and ask what it is, She would get very excited and talk and talk all day on what dinosaur that is and uhh... whatever dinosaurs do I don't know I'm not a dinosaur dude
- Her ability works EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. Like always, Even if your already happy and she used her ability on you, You would be basically be more happy, Like having a sugar crash (I'M ON A SUGAR CRASH and i forgot how the song goes)
- Is slowly losing it as more and more people ignore her
- Koishi vibes.......
- Her twisted version is very terrifying since she still has the ability to find others everywhere, Basically, YOUR FUCKING COOKED MAN, but her vision isn't really good so your fine
- Makes me want to go on a heart-throbbing adventure
- Dating Vee and Astro (me love shellveestro...)
Vee Version 1.0
- Ability to manipulate technology and stuff like that
- Also has the ability to detect truths and lies
- Dating Astro and Shelly (i love shellveestro 2.0)
- You can play [東方Vocal] Bad Apple!! - Astrometria records on her screen
- Can zap you if she wants to
- Is there a version 2 of her?
- She has like wheels on her feet, Like skating shoes but permanent
- She was originally going to be just a TV with more advanced technology made by Gardenview but the people accidentally gave it sentience so that's how she was born
- Satori vibes.....
- She would sound like akatsuki records voice, I don't know why, It just feels fitting
- She doesn't know how to express emotions and stuff since most of that wasn't coded into her and she was more of a rushed toon so she sometimes come off as "sarcastic", "rude" and other things like that
- She eats gasoline.
Astro Novalite
- Ability to manipulate dreams and nightmares
- Also Ability to boost up other's energy
- He can eat the dreams...for some odd reason
- Can fly too, if that counts
- Dating Vee and Shelly
- Has a Baku (the funny yokai) looking tail
- If he can, He could chug down an entire machine full of ichor, No one knows why he likes drinking Ichor, He just does
- Doremy vibes...
- The plus on his eye can change whenever he's feeling something, Like when he's inlove, his plus changes into a heart, And when he's mad, His plus changes into a X
- Sometimes, when Astro goes into someone's dream, He may look very cute or very terrifying, or maybe both
- A few kids are scared of him because what if he gives them nightmares all night?
- weirdass toon
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