Work Text:
7:30AM Sun Aug 18
CC: N/A
From: [email protected]
Subject: LASKA Industries Needs YOU!
Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening!
LASKA Industries is currently looking for a new employee, and that could be YOU! Apply for a position here at LASKA Industries for the opportunity to give back to Cerepoint! Contact ■■■-■■■■-■■■■ for further inquiries about the opening.
[Digital pamphlet of a LASKA Industries advertisement]
This is an automated E-mail and not sent by a real employee, please refrain from replying.
6:37AM Thu Sep 26
To: [email protected]
CC: N/A
From: ■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
Subject: Welcome to LASKA Industries!
Congratulations, Kowalski!
As of September 26th, you have been accepted for a position at LASKA Industries in the ■■■■■■■ department. You are to start working the following Monday, please keep in mind that you are expected to supply your own equipment.
Something else of note: there will be a department party held at the end of next month to welcome all new employees. Details of the party will be sent to you within the following weeks, please be sure to be there to get properly acquainted with your future fellow staff members.
For further clarification, feel free to contact me via email or in my office.
It is a pleasure to have you on board, and we at LASKA Industries look forward to your hard work!
Kind Regards,
■■■■■ ■. ■■■■■■
HR Manager, LASKA Industries
6:42AM Thu Sep 26
To: ■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
CC: N/A
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re:Welcome to LASKA Industries!
Greetings, ■■■■■.
I am honored to accept the position of an intern at LASKA Industries.
Thank you for your confidence in my skills and for offering me this wonderful opportunity, and I am eager to start my work and contribute to LASKA Industries’ ■■■■■■■ Department for the betterment of Cerepoint. I look forward to starting next Monday and meeting my peers.
If there is any additional paperwork I need to proive, please do not hesitate to contact me. Thank you once again for this opportunity.
Regards,
[Signature]
Kowalski Analysis
3:26PM Wed Oct 2
CC: [email protected], ■■■■■@laskandustries.com, ■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, 32 more…
From: ■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
Subject: Department Party Details
Hello, employees!
The department party is only in a few weeks from now, so please do prepare in advance for 11:00AM Thursday, October 31st. We would also like to inform you all that you should not clock out early, as you will still have work before and after the party.
We hope to see you all there!
[Digital copy of an office party pamphlet]
Kind Regards,
■■■■■ ■. ■■■■■■
HR Manager, LASKA Industries
2:20PM Fri Oct 18
To: ■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
CC: N/A
From: [email protected]
Subject: October 14-18th report
Good Afternoon,
Here is the finalized report for this week.
[Link to a spreadsheet]
Regards,
Kowalski Analysis
■■■■■■■ Department, LASKA Industries
10:32AM Tue Oct 22
CC: N/A
From: [email protected]
Subject: no subject
[Gif of a nature documentary about penguins]
10:47AM Tue Oct 22
CC: N/A
From: [email protected]
Subject: Unnecessary Email
Hello,
Please refrain from sending me unnecessary Emails. It’s unprofessional of you, and, as I’ve stated, unneeded. If this happens again, I will report you to HR.
Regards,
Kowalski Analysis
■■■■■■■ Department, LASKA Industries
9:30AM Fri Nov 1
CC: [email protected], ■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, ■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, 32 more…
From: ■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
Subject: Department Party
Hello,Congratulations to everyone for making it to the department party yesterday! Each party has always been such fun, and it only gets better with every new face.
However, due to a certain incident, your pay will be temporarily lessened in order to pay for replacements. It will also be required for all employees in the ■■■■■■■ Department to have an increase in hours for the time being, this change is not permanent, so please be patient with us.
Kind Regards,■■■■■ ■. ■■■■■■
HR Manager, LASKA Industries
11:38AM Tue Nov 19
CC: [email protected], ■■■■■@laskandustries.com, ■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, 31 more…
From: ■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
Subject: Anonymous Threats Report
Hello,
It has come to our attention that someone in this department has been sending death threats to our employees via anonymous emails for the past few days. We at LASKA Industries will not tolerate such behavior, and the culprit will be dismissed from their position once they are found. If anyone has any information on who this anonymous person may be, please contact us via email or through HR office.
LASKA Industries aims to be a safe and comfortable work place, lets all do our best to keep it that way.
On an unrelated note:
Congratulations to Kowalski Analysis on his recent pay raise! We hope to see more hard work from you in the future.
Kind Regards,
■■■■■ ■. ■■■■■■
HR Manager, LASKA Industries
8:49AM Wed Nov 20
To: ■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
CC: N/A
From: [hidden user]
Subject: no subject
Good morning, ■■■■■■.
I hope you die today.
2:53PM Thu Nov 28
CC: N/A
From: ■■■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
Subject: Can u take over my shift
Hey Kowalski
im kinda busy today, could you please take over my shift just this once? Thanks a lot
■■■■ ■■■■■■
■■■■■■■ Department, LASKA Industries
3:00PM Thu Nov 28
To: ■■■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
CC: N/A
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Can u take over my shift
Hello, ■■■■.
No, I will not take over your shift for you.
And please keep in mind to use proper grammar when writing Emails, especially while using the company email. It’s unprofessional to not do so.
Regards,
Kowalski Analysis
■■■■■■■ Department, LASKA Industries
8:30AM Fri Nov 29
CC: [email protected], ■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, ■■■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, 849 more…
From: [email protected]
Subject: Recent Technical Errors
Hello, employees!
There have been increased reports of errors regarding LASKA-produced devices (unexpected errors when purchasing products, screens turning red, unwanted messages, etc).
If any of these were to occur with any of your technology, please alert the closest security member about it. Kindly do not interact with anything from the device, as it may cause irreparable harm. LASKA Industries is not responsible for any damages that may result from interacting with any of the aforementioned errors, and all expenses will be deducted from your paycheck.
Stay safe, everyone!
ATRIA
Head Chief of Security, LASKA Industries
7:30AM Sun Dec 1
CC: N/A
From: [email protected]
Subject: Get Items 45% Off!
Rise and Shine—Christmas is around the corner! And what comes with Christmas? Presents!
LASKA APPLIANCES is currently offering a 45% discount on all products up until December 31st, and an additional 20% if you have signed up for our Loyal Customer Program!
[Digital Pamphlet detailing LASKA APPLIANCES Christmas discount]
This is an automated E-mail and not sent by a real employee, please refrain from replying.
9:32AM Mon Dec 16
To: ■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
CC: N/A
From: [email protected]
Subject: Needed Documents
Good Morning, ■■■■■.
I’m inquiring about the documents you have yet to send since last Wednesday. Please send them to me as soon as possible, as the deadline is coming up.
Regards,
Kowalski Analysis
■■■■■■■ Department, LASKA Industries
7:30AM Tue Dec 17
CC: [email protected], ■■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, ■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, 29 more…
From: ■■■■■■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
Subject: Overtime needed
Good Morning, all!Because of the increase of layoffs in the ■■■■■■■ Department, we would like you all to take in extra hours to make up for the lack of hands. We unfortunately will not be increasing your pay for your extra effort. Keep up the good work, ■■■■■■■ Department!
Sincerely,
■■■■■■ ■■■■■
HR Department, LASKA Industries
11:46AM Tue Dec 17
CC: N/A
From: ■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
Subject: Re:Needed Documents
Good Afternoon, Kowalski!
So sorry, something had come up recently. I don’t have the documents ready, could you go ask ■■■■ for them, instead?
Thank you,
■■■■■■■ ■. ■■■■■■
■■■■■■■ Department, LASKA Industries
2:46PM Thu Dec 19
To: ■■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
CC: N/A
From: [hidden user]
Subject: no subject
Good Afternoon, ■■■■■■.
I’d like to suggest that you walk into oncoming traffic, it’d contribute greatly to everyone.
7:30AM Tue Dec 24
CC: [email protected], ■■■■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, ■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, 32 more…
From: ■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
Subject: Secret Santa Announcement
Hello,
Christmas is just around the corner, which means it is almost time for our annual Secret Santa Event!
Please enter what you would like into this servey (within the budget of ■■■-■■■), and we will assign you to another person’s wished item. Participation is mandatory, those who do not take the survey will recieve a pay dock.
Happy holidays!
[A Christmas themed gif of a cartoon reindeer carrying a sleigh]
Kind Regards,
■■■■■ ■. ■■■■■■
HR Manager, LASKA Industries
8:47AM Thu Dec 26
To: ■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
CC: N/A
From: [email protected]
Subject: Unwanted Gifts
Hello, ■■■■■.
Please refrain from leaving Madagascar related items in my cubicle, it takes up space and is generally useless. I know it’s been you whose doing this, and I will contact HR if this happens again.
Regards,
Kowalski Analysis
■■■■■■■ Department, LASKA Industries
5:30AM Fri Dec 27
CC: [email protected], ■■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, ■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, 863 more…
From: laskaindustriesirving@laskaindustries,com
Subject: ✨💖CHRISTMAS IS COMING💖✨‼️
✨✨ Good Morning, LASKA!!
I, your most gracious ‼️CEO‼️, Have decided to spread the CHEER throughout LASKA Industries! 💖✨✨
Of course, it will always be a ❄️⛄️✨WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS EVE✨☃️❄️ with me around✨✨✨ BUT!! I will also be giving all of you an opportunity to see me ✨UP CLOSE✨‼️ as a christmas present from me to everyone! AND BEST OF ALL!!—
[The email goes on and on and on]
8:30AM Tue Jan 7
CC: [email protected], ■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, ■■■■@laskaindustries.com, 968 more…
From: ■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
Subject: Happy New Year!
Good Morning, everyone. And welcome to 20■■!
I hope you’ve all had a wonderful week and are ready for another productive year at LASKA Industries! We are already getting a headstart with our temporarily increased hours. You will be paid accordingly to the additional overtime, lets all work harder than last year!
Kind Regards,
■■■■■ ■. ■■■■■■
HR Manager, LASKA Industries
7:30AM Sat Feb 1
CC: N/A
From: [email protected]
Subject: Sweets At a Sweet Discount!
Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening!Valentines day is just in two weeks, just enough time for you to buy chocolates for your loved ones! Head on over to ■■■■■ ■■■■■■ for a 30% discount on all chocolate treats! Be there quick, or else it’ll be all sold out!
[Digital poster of a sweets shop]
This is an automated E-mail and not sent by a real employee, please refrain from replying.
12:46PM Fri Feb 21
CC: N/A
From: ■■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
Subject: Re:February 17-21st Report
Good afternoon!
There has been a change in the report—could you adjust the document to reflect it? Thanks a bunch!
[Gif that says ‘THANK YOU!’ In cursive, sparkly letters.]
■■■■■■■■ ■■■■
■■■■■■■ Department, LASKA Industries
7:32AM Tue Mar 18
CC: N/A
From: laskaaindustries@laskaiindustries
Subject: Recent Policy Change in LASKA Industries
Hello, employee!
LASKA has recently undergone changes in our policy to ensure the productivity of our employees. Click this link to view what we’ve changed.
[Link]
Thanks,
LASKA Industries
Woahh hhh-eyy. You went and clicked the link, didn’t you? LASKA must be getting real desperate if they’re stooping low enough to hire morons lol
[Thanks] [For] [That]
9:47AM Thu Mar 20
CC: N/A
From: ■■■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
Subject: What’s Up With That Vest?
Hello, Kowalski!
I’d like to ask about your recent… vest? It’s a really odd fashion choice, what brought upon this?
Regards,
■■■■■■ ■■■■
■■■■■■■ Department, LASKA Industries
10:02AM Thu Mar 20
To: ■■■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
CC: N/A
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re:What’s Up With That Vest?
Good Morning, ■■■■■■.Please refrain from sending Emails about trivial matters. What I have decided to wear is my own business, and does not affect my work in any way.
Regards,
Kowalski Analysis
■■■■■■■ Department, LASKA Industries.
7:48AM Fri Mar 28
CC: [email protected], ■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, ■■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, 922 more…
From:■■■■■■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
Subject: Overtime Needed
Good morning, All!Following the increase of employee absences, we would like to request you all to up the productivity by working for a few extra hours to make up for the loss of hands. You will be compensated for your additional hard work.
Let’s all work together to improve LASKA Industries!
Sincerely,
■■■■■■ ■■■■■
HR Department, LASKA Industries
7:45AM Tue Apr 1
CC: [email protected], ■■■■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, ■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, 949 more…
From: ■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
Subject: Regarding April Fools
Hello,Regarding todays date, we would like to request that no one participate in any ‘April Fools’ pranks. Lets all be responsible, and avoid inflicting any injuries to one another. Anyone caught setting up a prank will be receiving disciplinary action, from docked pay to dismissal depending on the severity.
Otherwise, please have another productive week at LASKA Industries!
Kind Regards,
■■■■ ■. ■■■■■■
HR Manager, LASKA Industries
10:47AM Mon Apr 14
CC: N/A
From: ■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
Subject: This Weeks Report
Good Afternoon, Kowalski!
I’m currently inquiring about this weeks report? We’re a little behind schedule since ■■■■ and ■■■■■■■■ stopped coming in. If you could send it over ASAP, that would be great.
Thanks in advance,
■■■■■ ■.
■■■■■■■ Department, LASKA Industries
8:46AM Wed Apr 23
CC: [email protected], ■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, ■■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, 900 more…
From:■■■■■■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
Subject: Overtime Needed
Good morning, All!Following the increase of employee absences, we would like to request you all to up the productivity by working for a few extra hours to make up for the loss of hands. You will be compensated for your additional hard work.
Let’s all work together to improve LASKA Industries!
Sincerely,
■■■■■■ ■■■■■
HR Department, LASKA Industries
2:25PM Thu Apr 24
CC: N/A
From: ■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
Subject: Files Needed From Engineering Department
Good Afternoon, Kowalski!
Could you please ask Taegeon in the Engineering Department if he could hand over those files I need? I’m unable to go there myself.
Thanks in advance,
■■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■
■■■■■■■ Department, LASKA Industries
11:28PM Wed Apr 30
CC: N/A
From: [email protected]
Subject: no subject
Heyy. Stop slacking off.
7:30AM Sun May 4
CC: [email protected], ■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, ■■■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, 25 more…
From: ■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
Subject: In Loving Memory of ■■■■■
Hello, Employees!
Following the recent death of a beloved coworker, ■■■■■ ■■■■, we have decided to schedule a day off this Monday. A funeral service in the ■■■■■■■ Department will be held within the following weeks in their honor. We kindly ask of you to stay strong in these trying times.
Kind Regards,
■■■■■ ■. ■■■■■■
HR Manager, LASKA Industries.
11:42AM Tue May 20
To: ■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
CC: N/A
From: [email protected]
Subject: May 12-16th Report
Good Afternoon,Here is the finalized report for last week, I apologize for the late submission.
[Link to a spreadsheet]
Regards,
Kowalski Analysis
■■■■■■■ Department, LASKA Industries
2:56PM Wed Jun 11
CC: N/A
From: ■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
Subject: Need Help
Good Afternoon,
I’m sorry to bother you, but could you kindly update the report for June 2-6th? ■■■■■■ was supposed to do it, but she quit.
Thanks,
■■■■■■ ■ ■■■■
■■■■■■■ Department, LASKA Industries
7:30AM Tue Jun 24
CC: [email protected], ■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, ■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, 23 more..
From: ■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
Subject: In Loving Memory Of ■■■■■■■
Hello, Employees!
We regret to inform you of the death of ■■■■■■■ ■■■■■, a beloved coworker and family member in the ■■■■■■■ Department. Unfortunately, due to the increase of workload, there will be no time off.
A funeral service for ■■■■■■■ will be held within the following weeks. Please stay strong and productive during these trying times.
Kind Regards,
■■■■■ ■. ■■■■■■
HR Manager, LASKA Industries
8:35AM Thu Jun 26
CC: [email protected], ■■■■■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, ■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, 867 more…
From: [email protected]
Subject: Everything Is Fine!
Hello, employees!
With the increasing disappearances, we have noticed a rise of anxiousness in our employees. We, at LASKA Industries’ Security Department, would like to assure you that everything will be fine, and we are actively investigating this matter. Additionally, please refrain from gossiping about this, as it could cause unease amongst your peers.
In the meantime, please keep up the hard work, to make Cerepoint a better place!
ATRIA
Head Chief of Security, LASKA Industries
3:01AM Sun Jul 6
CC: N/A
From: [email protected]
Subject: no subject
Don’t forget who you’re really working for, walski
[low quality GIF a laughing mouth]
8:43AM Mon Jul 14
CC: N/A
From: ■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
Subject: Re:July 7-11th Report
Good morning,
There are a few mistakes on July 6th and 10th, can you correct them?
P.S: Are you okay? You’ve been out of it for awhile. You can always talk to someone about it!
[GIF of a sparkly unicorn?]
Regards,
■■■■■ ■. ■■■■■■■■■
■■■■■■■ Department, LASKA Industries
12:01AM Mon Jul 14
CC: N/A
From: [email protected]
Subject: no subject
Jeez. It’s like you forgot why you’re here.
9:06AM Mon Jul 14
To: ■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
CC: N/A
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re:Re:July 7-11th Report
Hello, ■■■■■.
I’ve corrected the inaccuracies in the report, thank you for notifying me.
And to answer your question, I am perfectly fine. Please do not Email me about trivial matters.
Regards,
Kowalski Analysis
■■■■■■■ Department, LASKA Industries
7:30AM Sat Jul 19
CC: N/A
From: [email protected]
Subject: Get The Freshest Food in Cerepoint!
Feeling hungry? We’ve got you covered!
Come on down to ■■■■■■■■■■ to get a nice hot meal today! We’re fresh, we’re cheap, and we’re worth it! Serving discounts to people who come in groups of four and up.
[Digital poster for a restaurant]
This is an automated E-mail and not sent by a real employee, please refrain from replying.
10:28AM Fri Aug 8
To: ■■■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
CC: N/A
From: [email protected]
Subject: August 4-8th Report
Good Morning,
Here is the finalized report for this week.
[Link to a spreadsheet]
Regards,
Kowalski Analysis
■■■■■■■ Department, LASKA Industries
8:47AM Mon Aug 11
CC: [email protected], ■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, ■■■■■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, 829 more…
From: ■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
Subject: In Loving Memory of Sangyoon and Yoonsang
Hello, Employees.
We regret to inform you all of the recent deaths of our beloved coworkers, Sangyoon and Yoonsang from the Security Department. We have scheduled the following week off, starting August 18th. A mandatory funeral service will be held for Soonyang and Yangsoon within the following weeks as per Mx. ATRIA’s request.
We kindly ask for your continued hard work and cooperation during these trying times.
Kind Regards,
■■■■■ ■. ■■■■■■
HR Manager, LASKA Industries
9:21PM Mon Aug 11
CC: N/A
From: [email protected]
Subject: no subject
[Security footage of Kowalski fighting Sangyoon and Yoonsang]
8:21AM Thu Aug 21
To: kowalskianalysis@laskaindustry,com
CC: N/A
From: ■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries
Subject:
Hey,
Could you send me the file for last weeks report? I lost it.
Thanks,
■■■■■■ ■■■■
■■■■■■■ Department, LASKA Industries
10:28AM Wed Aug 27
CC: [email protected], ■■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, ■■■■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, 19 more…
From: ■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
Subject: Lunch Theft
Good Morning!Recently it has been reported that someone has been stealing lunches from the refrigerator. Theft of any kind will not be tolerated at LASKA Industries, and the culprit will receive disciplinary action. If you have any information on who this lunch thief is, please do not hesitate to contact HR. Thank you for your cooperation.
Kind Regards,
■■■■■ ■. ■■■■■■
HR manager, LASKA Industries
8:46AM Sat Aug 30
CC: [email protected], ■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, ■■■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, 809 more…
From: ■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
Subject: Changes In The Security Department
Hello, employees.
We regret to inform you of the departyre of our colleague and friend, Mx. ATRIA, who has stepped down from their position as Head Chief of Security. We will miss her dearly, but let’s continue our hard work and dedication to LASKA Industries in their stead. Farewell, ATRIA!
Kind Regards,
■■■■■ ■. ■■■■■■
HR Manager, LASKA Industries
11:23PM Sat Aug 30
CC: N/A
From: [email protected]
Subject: no subject
[Security footage of Kowalski killing ATRIA]
6:38PM Tue Sep 9
To: ■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
CC: N/A
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re:Documents
Hello, ■■■■■■■■.
Here is a digital copy of the file.
[Link to a document]
Regards,
Kowalski Analysis
■■■■■■■ Department, LASKA Industries
5:20AM Mon Sep 15
CC: N/A
From: [email protected]
Subject: no subject
You do realize that I can see what you’re looking at on your computer, right? Stop looking at those animal videos.
7:45AM Wed Sep 17
CC: [email protected], ■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, ■■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, 787 more…
From: ■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
Subject: Engineering Department Shut Down
Hello, Employees!
The Engineering Department is no longer available after a mishap on September 16th. For the safety of our employees, please refrain from entering Wing ■■, or the Engineering Department itself. If needed, please find another route. Trespassing will result in disciplinary action. We thank you for your cooperation.
Kind Regards,
■■■■■ ■. ■■■■■■
HR Manager, LASKA Industries
7:48AM Thu Sep 18
CC: N/A
From: ■■■■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
Subject: Extra Help
Good Morning,
Could you please finish the spreadsheet? We need it done ASAP.
Sincerely,
■■■■■■■■ ■■■■■
■■■■■■■ Department, LASKA Industries
9:46AM Fri Sep 19
CC: [email protected], ■■■■■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, ■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, 19 more…
From: ■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
Subject: Needed Overtime
Hello, ■■■■■■■ Department!
We would like to ask you to take up extra hours this week, as we are currently short staffed. You will be compensated for your additional work. Thank you for your cooperation, lets all make up for lack of hands!
Kind Regards,
■■■■■ ■. ■■■■■■
HR Manager, LASKA Industries
10:56PM Mon Sep 22
CC: N/A
From: [email protected]
Subject: no subject
Hhey.y you should probably out of that office. They’re coming
7:30AM Wed Oct 1
CC: N/A
From: [email protected]
Subject: Appliances 45% Off!
Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening!
LASKA APPLIANCES is currently having a Halloween sale for the entire month of October! Buy appliances for 55% their original price! You better hurry before it all goes out of stock!
[Digital Pamphlet of LASKA APPLIANCES]
This is an automated E-mail and not sent by a real employee, please refrain from replying.
9:26AM Tue Oct 7
CC: [email protected], ■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, ■■■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com, 752 more…
From: ■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
Subject: Safety First
Hello, All!We would like to advise you all to stay cautious as the number of disappearances rise. If anyone has any information on who could be behind this, do not hesitate to contact the nearest security officer. We thank you for your cooperation.
Regards,
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Security Department, LASKA Industries
7:26AM Mon Oct 20
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From: ■■■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
Subject: Shift Takeover
Good Morning,Could you please pick up my shift? I have urgent matters to attend to, and won’t be able to make it to work. Thank you.
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■■■■■■■ Department, LASKA Industries
11:46AM Fri Nov 7
To: ■■■■■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
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From: [email protected]
Subject: November 3-7th Report
Good Morning, ■■■■■■■■
Here is the finalized report for this week.
[Link to a spreadsheet]
Regards,
Kowalski Analysis
■■■■■■■ Department
5:37PM Tue Nov 18
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From: ■■■■■■@laskaindustries.com
Subject: Department Christmas Party
Hello, Employees!
In light of recent events, we regret to inform you that there will not be a Christmas Party for this year. We hope we have your understanding for this decision, and continue to keep up the hard work and dedication.
Kind Regards,
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HR Manager, LASKA Industries
7:30AM Mon Dec 1
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Items Up To 30% Off!
Christmas is coming, you know what that means!
LASKA APPLIANCES is offering a 30% discount on all appliances for the entire month of December—the perfect opportunity to buy your friends and families the gifts of their dreams! We are also serving an additional 20% off for members signed up to our Loyal Customer Program!
[Digital Pamphlet detailing LASKA APPLIANCES Christmast discount.]
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5:34AM Wed Dec 10
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From: [email protected]
Subject: 💖✨CHRISTMAS IS COMING✨💖‼️
❄️✨✨GOOD MORNING, LASKA!!I, Your 💖BELOVED💖 CEO‼️ have decided to GRACE everyones WONDERFUL ❄️☃️CHRISTMAS MONTH❄️☃️ with my presence ONCE MORE✨✨✨ Year after year is GREAT with me around, so I will be visiting ✨each and every✨ department as my gift to everyone! This opportunity only comes ONCE A YEAR‼️ so be sure to work EXTRA hard for the glorious opportunity to see ME✨💖✨ ADDITIONALLY—
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1:09AM Fri Dec 26
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From: [email protected]
Subject: no subject
h.heyy. Great job, you finally killed em. So glad you can follow basic instructions. Now come back before guards murk you, or die. You’re already done.
[low quality gif of a laughing mouth]
7:30AM Thu Jan 1
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From: [email protected]
Subject: New Year Discounts
Hello, 20■■! Hello, Start of The Year Discounts!
LASKA APPLIANCES is currently offering a 20% discount on ALL appliances for the first week of January, better be quick before it’s all over! There will be an additional 20% off for customers in the Loyal Customer Program. Start your New Year’s resolution with an all new setup!
[Digital Pamphlet of LASKA APPLIANCES New Year’s discount]
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12:30PM Tue Feb 17
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Freshest Food in Cerepoint
Looking for something to eat? We have just the thing!
Come visit us at ■■■■■■■■■■ for a nice, hot meal at great prices! Children under 7 years can eat for free and recieve an additional toy, great for families!
[Digital Copy of a resturant menu]
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7:30AM Sun Mar 1
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From: [email protected]
Subject: The Perfect Treat
Looking for something sweet to sink your teeth into? Worry not!
Here at ■■■■■■■■■■■■, we serve nothing but the sweetest, tastiest desserts in Cerepoint! We have a variety of flavors to choose from at decent prices. Take a break, stop by our store, try our sweets!
[Digital copy of a sweets shop menu]
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8:45AM Tue Jun 23
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From: [email protected]
Subject: New Item in Stock
Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening!
We are happy to announce that we have just restocked our best selling item! Come and get one all for yourself before it’s off the shelves yet again! We offer a 20% discount for those under the Loyal Customer Program!
[Digital Pamphlet of LASKA APPLIANCES wares]
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11:30AM Fri Aug 14
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From: [email protected]
Subject: LASKA Industries Needs YOU!
Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening!
LASKA Industries is currently looking for a new employee, and that could be YOU! Apply for a position here at LASKA Industries for the opportunity to give back to Cerepoint! Contact ■■■-■■■■-■■■■ for further inquiries about the opening.
[Digital pamphlet of a LASKA Industries advertisement]
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