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To Ministry Of Magical Britain,
Your letter was sent to the wrong address and universe(or so I hope) so next time verify it before sending the poor owl with said letter.
None of my children are 'magical' or however you call it and while some of them wouldn't mind mating a human, they already have their eyes set on someone so this wouldn't work anyway.
Also, as someone who had taken the wrong turn and almost killed the whole world and then had to think on how to resolve that...I do not recommend the way you are doing it as it will certainly backlash.
If you find yourselves unsure of another solution for your problem feel free to send another letter to me or even to my youngest grandson and we will be happy to help you.
With care,
God, Charles 'Chuck' Shurley , Brother to Amara 'The Darkness', Father to Lucifer, Castiel & Many Other Angels, Creator Of Humans and Proud Grandfather of Jack Castiel Kline-Winchester.