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It was a certain day in 2016 which would end up being the last day of Lalaloopsy 3D Land's operation. "'Sup, Mango? Wanna go to the pizza parlor?" Patch Treasurechest came and asked Mango Tiki Wiki. A sign was on the pizza parlor advertising "Cold and nasty PIZZA!". "Heck yeah!" Mango answered. "Then hurry up, girl! Dang!" Patch told Mango. "Yeah, I'm waiting in line here! You're just kinda holding it up! Pizza's gonna be gone!" Ace Fender Bender, who was right behind Mango in line, told her. "What you in a rush for? I'm going in! Dang!" Mango told Ace as she went over to the pizza parlor. Upon trying to enter, Mango was greeted with a blue message box saying that the place is only available to members of 3D Land. "What in the? What is this message?" Mango said when she saw that message box. Mango backed away from the door a bit. "Alright, let's try that again," Mango said as she went towards the door again, only to be yet again greeted by that blue box. "God, why won't this door open? Let me in! I can't even see what I'm doing with this blue message blocking my eyes!" Mango said as she was trying to get herself in the pizza parlor but couldn't. "Ew, that's straight up embarrassing, girl! You have to be a member to get in here, you know that, cheapskate! Can't even afford a membership!" Ace told Mango as Mango took off the "members only" sign and left the scene.
"So, what would you two like? Did you look at our menu?" Spot Splatter Splash, the pizza chef of Crumbs' cafe, told customers Patch Treasurechest and Jewel Sparkles. "Wow, you sure have a lot of options on that menu," Patch said sarcastically as he saw the menu only had one item, which was pizza. "Uh, yeah, I'll take the pizza," Patch said after looking at the menu. "Give me some room while I go make the pizza!" Spot told the two as they left to go sit at their table. Spot got out a Better Homes and Gardens New Cook Book and turned to page 83 to find a pizza recipe for her to make for Crumbs' cafe. Spot opened up the can of Pillsbury pizza crust and plopped it on the table. "Hey, uh, I know you're making that pizza and everything, but like, we got a lot of orders. You're going at a snail's pace. You need to work faster, make the pizzas faster. I thought of a way to speed up your pizza making process. Follow me," Crumbs explained to Spot.
Crumbs followed Spot to a treadmill where the pizza crust on a piece of parchment paper is set down on. "Oh, okay, so the pizza dough's set. So I guess I'm just making the pizza now?" Spot asked Crumbs as she was ready to make the pizza. Crumbs turned the treadmill on and started turning the speed up. "Alright, let's see here. Speed, we gotta speed 'er up! I gotta make sure she's making the pizzas right! If she can't make a pizza, she's gonna learn today! She's gonna learn today!" Crumbs said as she turned the speed on the treadmill to 4.4, a really fast setting. "Oh! It's moving! Get the sauce! Get the sauce!" Spot exclaimed as she saw the pizza crust moving really fast. Spot was sloppily pouring a bunch of pizza sauce on the fast moving crust as it fell off the treadmill. "Ooh, you failed hard, girl! You dropped it off the conveyor belt! Maybe I need to speed things up!" Crumbs said as she went to make the treadmill go even faster. "Here, make this pizza," Crumbs said as she plopped Spot's fallen pizza from earlier back on the treadmill, but it fell off again due to the treadmill going too fast. "Maybe you're so much of a rookie. You know what, you're not getting paid. You think you're getting paid low now? I'm about to cut your paycheck in half, you ain't making anything, you're making below minimum wage!" Crumbs told Spot as she was given only five coins for what she just made.
"Alright, look, I finally made one, okay? Are you happy? Are you satisfied? I'm done, I'm so done," Spot said as she showed off a raw pizza crust with red pizza sauce and shredded cheddar cheese on it. "Just kidding! One last thing!" Spot announced as she dropped a whole fish on top of the pizza she just made, with sauce splattering in the area around the pizza as she dropped it from high above. "Oh yeah! Ooh, now that's a 'pepperoni' pizza!" Spot said as she showed off her pizza and fish masterpiece she just made, if you can even call it that. "Ooh, yeah, gotta make sure that shrimp is nice and cooked!" Spot said as she was putting a bunch of hot sauce on the shrimp in the topping display. Feather Tell-a-Tale came to look at the creation that Spot just made. "Ew, that looks like p-" Feather was about to say, but got interrupted as she was about to possibly say a swear word.
"You girls got any more pizza? I've been waiting forever, like, come on," Lady Stillwaiting, who was apparently waiting a long time there for her pizza, said. "Well, you could eat that pizza," Spot said as she showed Lady her raw pizza and fish abomination that she created earlier, which now has extra sauce on top of the fish. "Ew, that's absolutely disgusting! I'm not eating that pizza! Yes, Stillwaiting is my name, but this is a time where I get tired of waiting!" Lady told Spot as she saw the disgusting "pizza" that she made earlier. "I don't really feel like making another pizza, so, uh, here you go," Spot said as she handed Lady a Lunchables pepperoni pizza kit. "Did you buy that at Walmart?" Lady asked Spot.
"How in the heck am I supposed to get a membership?" Mango asked as she looked around the Lalaloopsy 3D Land." You know where I can get a membership around here? Yeah, I'm talking to you, pets," Mango asked a group of pets that consisted of Spot's zebra, Jewel's cat and Mittens' polar bear. After they didn't answer, Mango headed off to a phone to call 3D Land support. "Welcome to Lalaloopsy 3D Land, a fun and exciting virtual world where-" a female voice said on the phone, but Mango interrupted her. "What? Wait, can I get a membership here? No, I don't have a credit card. What, I don't have any money. All I want to do is go to the pizza place and buy a p-" Mango tried to explain on the phone but was interrupted by Peanut Big Top ringing a bell. "Sorry, someone was ringing a bell," Mango told the support lady on the phone. Peanut rang the bell again. "Stop ringing that bell! I'm trying to talk on the phone! Give me a minute here! I'm not turning into your charity!" Mango tried to tell Peanut. The support lady hung up on Mango after hearing the bell ring a lot.
"So, did they like the pizza?" Crumbs asked Spot. Spot paused for a bit. "Ooh, yeah," Spot said after a brief pause. "I can't believe I have to make my own pizza, this is ridiculous. Why'd I pay for this?" Lady said as she was pouring pizza sauce from the packet on the little crust in the tray, then put cheese and pepperoni on top. "Well, bon appetit," Lady said as she even went as far as putting the little Crunch chocolate bar that came with the Lunchable on top of the pizza she made. "Hey, it's crunchy," Lady said as she ate the Crunch bar on top of the Lunchable pizza she put together.
Mango then went to a pet store, which was operated by Mittens Fluff 'N' Stuff, as the Lalaloopsy DS Pet Care music played in this scene. "Hey, do you have any pets I can buy?" Mango asked Mittens. "Pets? Well, you can buy little cute Phil over here," Mittens told Mango as she showed Phil the penguin to her. "Help me," Phil said. "What the heck? What happened to the penguin's head?" Mango asked Mittens. "He's kinda got a tumor, which made his head huge," Mittens answered. "Actually, no, I don't want him, I really just want a pineapple bird, there's several colors of these right here," Mango said as she showed Mittens the selection of all of them in a crib. "Oh, a pineapple bird? Yeah, we got a wide variety of rainbow pineapple birds here. Just pick your choice. What made you wanna take a pineapple bird home anyway?" Mittens asked Mango. "Well, you see, I was watching your commercial earlier today," Mango said as it cut to a clip of her watching said commercial in a flashback. "Oh, look at that pineapple bird, it's so cute! That's the perfect specimen! I need to get one for myself! Look at that member showing off his shades, I mean they're cool shades but, and showing off his pineapple bird too? I'm getting a pineapple bird!" Mango said in the flashback as it ends right there. "And yeah, that's how I got here. I even saw the pineapple birds driving in that commercial, so I thought, 'why wouldn't I get one?'" Mango explained to Mittens.
"A name? Uhh... I'll just call you SpongeBob's House Jr," Mango said to her pineapple bird she just bought. "How are you doing, SpongeBob's House Jr? Aw, my own pineapple bird, finally! You want a cookie?" Mango asked as she handed the pineapple bird a cookie, but it stuck its tongue out at the sight of it. "Don't look at me like that! I just bought you! I can take you back to the shelter if you want," Mango told SpongeBob's House Jr. "Wait, something's not right here," Mango noticed. Mango put an "Unregistered HyperCam 2" sign up to make this look like it was some recording from 2010. "All right, now we're at home. Time to play, SpongeBob's House Jr," Mango told her pineapple bird she bought, which flew away. "What, uh, why did she run? She ran away! "I guess it just flew on back to the shelter. I'm gonna have to buy a new pineapple bird," Mango said as she saw her pineapple bird she bought fly away.
Mango then bought a bunch of pineapple birds. "Now this is what I'm talking about! I just gotta remember not to eat around here, it's smelling like pineapple bird poop up here," Mango said as she was surrounded by a bunch of pineapple birds she bought with her own coins. A happy montage of Mango doing things for the pineapple birds she bought, including feeding them and giving them plant food to grow their feathers, was shown. The montage ends with a blue box with a message about how her first pineapple bird she bought flew away.
"They don't know about these candy pizzas! Giving you diabetes! You gotta start living! Living large!" Spot said as she poured chocolate sauce and sprinkles on a pizza crust on the conveyor belt, creating a chocolate sprinkle pizza. Spot then approached a raw pizza crust with chocolate frosting all over it, not on a conveyor belt this time. "Oh yeah, that's the sprinkles for you! This is looking delicious! Delicioso!" Spot said as she poured the entire jar of sprinkles all over the chocolate pizza crust. At this point, global warming has already closed Lalaloopsy 3D Land down, meaning any future Lalaloopsy adventures will have to take place in regular old 2D Lalaloopsy Land all over again. RIP 3D Land 2010-2016.