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“Hello I am Yommyinnit.” The cheeky boy said with a grin. The man he was speaking to did not mind the rude cheeky boy because he was bored at his job.
“Hello Yommyinnit. How are you?” He looks around for the parent of this lonesome child but alas, there was none.
“It's Chimmyinnit by the way. Not Yommy I don't know how you messed that one up chief. What's your name?”
“I am Wilbur.” Wilbur said. Timmy frowned.
“Your name sucks.”
Wilbur stares at him.
Wilbur then leaned into his speaker. “Lost child at front desk.”
Thomas then pulled out a gun in rage, how dare someone mock him! Wilbur screams and dove under the cash register in fear. He regrets coming to work today, he could have been at a party eating garlic by now.
The cheeky boy (now filled with apparent blood lust) grabs the cash register and curls his long fingers around it, then uprooted it up like a weed.
He stood over Wilbur, a new weapon in hand.
“Goodbye, garlic boy.” Tim announces. His heart is filled with evil glee. He feels like a god.
Wilbur is shaking in fear. Good, thinks Ommy as he towers over this poor guy.
Suddenly a hand grips the cash container with such speed and efficiency, Tony knew it could be no other.
He looks under the cash register and locks eyes with his deadly nemesis.
Philza Minecraft. The real god.
“I thought you were dead!” He exclaims. Philza Minecraft silently shook his blocky head and tore the register in two. Wilbur quickly gathered the money as it landed on the floor and stuffed it in his shirt.
Philza Minecraft Monday, in his stupid Minecraft OC costume then pointed his finger at Toomy and spoke in a clear, firm, and evil voice.
“Stop it.”
Ghommy is sent flying back, his cheeky nature is fully now the rage of the wild beast.
He growls.
How dare Philip Minecraft make a mockery of him! He will show him the ways of a thousand wolves that raised him. He readies his claws for a killing strike. Temmywhatsit pounces with the power of his wolf family.
He must avenge his wolfy brothers and sisters. Philza killed them last week and he had forgotten about it until now.
“Philza Minecraft, this is your end!”
Philza Minecraft and his swift evil ways pulls out his 2014 Minecraft™ foam sword and starts slashing.
Toy is sent flying back again, lands in a puddle of mud and rejoices. Mud is the healing element of the wolves! He can defeat Philly up Minecraft once and for all!
However, Philza Minecraft is an evil and cunning bastard and sucks up the wet in the mud with a Minecraft™ water bucket. Tungus is in imperil.
The Minecraft man raises his sword up high in the air, it gleams beautifully in the beautiful fluorescent lights.
What a beautiful sight, Toggy thinks as he closes his beautiful eyes.
Filza brings down his blade and knocks Tummy out cold and smiles. The deed is done, peace is restored to the mainland and its surrounding islands.
He sighs, he is a happy man.
Wilbur has been long gone by now. He is emailing his boss that he is quitting.