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After 1000 years
Another meeting of the gods has been going on for several thousand years, the gods gather for a general meeting, all the gods of various pantheons or religions are here, the highest gods of their religions also gather here, for example: Shiva is the four–armed god of the Indian pantheon, the god of creation and destruction; One is the main god from Scandinavian mythology, on two crows were sitting on his shoulders, one white named Kugin and the other black Mugin. The goddess of love Aphrodite also came to this event with her stone slaves and waited for the meeting to begin. In the center of all this sat an old man with a thick beard and huge eyebrows, it was Zeus – the supreme god of the Greek pantheon and also the father of the cosmos, next to him stood a man in a tuxedo, it was his son
Hermes is the god of trade and cunning, one of the 12 gods of Olympus.
A loud hammer blow became a sign of the beginning of the council for all those present in the hall. All the gods sat down in their seats and began to listen to Zeus.
— Has it been 1000 years since we gathered here to decide the fate of mankind? – Zeus said, sitting on the throne, Hermes took two badges in one there was a circle on the other there was a cross — Maybe we will forgive them and save them another 1000 years of life - Hermes showed an icon with a circle that means to save — Or we will finish with them once and for all – Hermes showed another icon with a cross that it already meant death.
— And here you are – with a bold voice, the god of creation and destruction Shiva said, showing 2 negative icons — Let's just end them - with a tired voice, God said — For 1000 years, I saw that humanity is not going to change, attempts to direct them to the righteous path are futile, they are literally a pain in the ass – said Shiva.
— Over the past 1000 years, because of humanity, the Earth has deteriorated greatly, humanity is polluting the seas and oceans, forests are being cut down and every animal is dying out - Aphrodite said sadly, showing a negative icon – Humanity is the most terrible disease on Earth, she said.
Everyone in the hall began to vote single-handedly for the destruction of humanity, Zeus watching this picture has already decided the final verdict.
— I believe that we have all come to a common agreement, the verdict on the end of humanity is decided... – I didn't have time to make the final verdict, as someone interrupted Zeus.
— Please wait!! - said one of the 13 valkyries Brunhilda. Everyone in the hall looked in surprise at the one who dared to do such a bold act, "It's a Valkyrie" "What is she thinking at all" were the thoughts of everyone in this hall.
- "SISTER HILDA, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT! INTERRUPT THE DECISION OF THE GODS THEMSELVES!" thought the youngest of the Valkyries Geir.
"I'm sorry, great gods, but I have something to say," said Valkyrie.
— WHAT ARE YOU UP TO, STUPID VALKYRIE? KNOW YOUR PLACE, BRUNHILDA!!! - shouted Hugin and Mugin sitting on Odin's shoulders, God himself decided to keep silent and just looked ominously at the Valkyrie — YOU IMBECILE VALKYRIE!!! HOW DARE YOU CROSS THE GODS, YOU PATHETIC VALKYRIE!!!! - the crows did not stop insulting Valkyrie.
— It's true people can really be cruel, vulgar and unbearable, but give them another chance – said Valkyrie — and if you can, then listen to this gentleman – said Valkyrie and pointed to the entrance of the hall, where there was a certain subject, he looked like a man of 20 years, with black hair, in unusual clothes similar to that-that was a medium kimono and a classic suit without a jacket, the sleeves were loose and slightly hanging, and the strangest thing was that he wore a felt hat with a golden feather that was sewn into the right side of the hat. The gentleman looked around at everyone who was in the hall and approached Zeus saying — Glad to meet you, Mr. Zeus, I apologize in advance for interrupting you, but I have a suggestion for you – the stranger said in a calm voice, Zeus was still in a state of shock, looked directly at the stranger and arched his right eyebrow questioningly and asked "What?", to which the stranger continued — My name is Anti-God and I have been a defender of humanity for several thousand years, when you, the gods, arranged for people to be "punished", I gave them salvation, for example: during the Great Flood, I gave people on the ark a sign where the island is not flooded and people found their happiness there again, during the plague I gave people a medicine from which they recovered and so for several centuries I protected people from you gods, but right now you decided to finally exterminate her, and so as my job is to protect people and I will do it at any cost, so I offer you a deal – The Anti-God said, all the gods listened to this "Anti-God" in amazement, but he continued — I offer the gods a great tournament among gods and people "Ragnarok"!! - 13 gods against 13 participants from humanity, if the gods win 7 fights, then let the end of the world happen – the Anti-sadly saidGod — but if people win them, then the gods will save the life of humanity and not for 1000 years, but for as many as 10,000 years, the gods will not touch humanity – he proudly declared and added – I hope you are not afraid of such a statement, right?
Silence hung and Zeus himself destroyed it.
— Ho-ho-ho, how unexpectedly events pass – the old man said cheerfully — If that's the case then – he approached the huge dragon sitting behind and began stroking and just as unexpectedly for everyone, the hand of god grew up several times and flattened the head of the poor animal, covered in the blood of his former pet Zeus looked madly at Anti-God and declared – So be it!! May there be a great battle of gods and men!! LET THERE BE RAGNAROK !!
After that, the Anti-God smiled mysteriously and declared.
— Well, let's start this momentous event and choose the participants for Ragnarok, you are 13 great gods, and we are 13 great people –
said the Wanderer and then turned around and left, Brunhilda and Geir followed him, in the corridor Brunhilda asked the man in the straw hat — Thank you for your help, Mr. Wanderer, but you are not they said what kind of participants would be on the side of people - valkyrie asked, in response, the man just smiled and showed the envelope from the participant when Brunhilda decided to look at the names of the participants, which is why the aura around her changed and the hair stood on end.
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The Valhalla Arena was all in the stands on the other side of the people, and on the other side of the gods, everyone was waiting for the start of the first fight.
Zeus was calmly sitting in his seat waiting for the start of the first round when Hermes approached him and showed the screen.
— Mr. Zeus, you should see this - said the god of trade and cunning, Zeus took the screen and saw the list of participants, and thereby a huge aura blew on Zeus, Hermes was very surprised, and Zeus was on the contrary was very happy because he had just realized that this Ragnarok portends to be very funny
List of participants :
The Gods
ZEUS
THE BUDDHA
LOKI
MAUI
POSEIDON
SUSANOO no MIKOTO
THOR
BISHAMONTEN
ANUBIS
ODIN
BEELZEBUB
SHIVA
HERCULES
People
UCHIHA MADARA
ALUCARD
YAMI SUKEHIRO
GIORNO GIOVANNA
IZUKU MIDORIYA
ICHIGO KUROSAKI
YORIICHI TSUGIKUNI
SATORU GOJO
MONKY D. LUFFY
MELIODAS
HANMA YUJIRO
SAITAMA
SHIGEO KAGEYAMA
After looking at the names of all the participants, a small god came to the colosseum, Heimdall turned out to be the harbinger of Ragnarok, and thus he will be the judge of this tournament.
— How long have I been waiting for this moment to blow into the Gyallarhorn – after that Heimdall blew with all his might into the horn and it foretold that Ragnarok began after Heimdall began — Are you ready for this – Heimdall ra shouted so that the stands were taken away, shouting at the top of his voice — Well...
LET THE FIRST ROUND IN RAGNAROK BEGIN AND SO ON THE FIRST PARTICIPANTS OF THE BATTLE ARE THE STRONGEST GOD OF THE NORTH AGAINST THE STRONGEST SHINOBI FROM THE UCHIHA CLAN!!! – shouted Heimdal — THE FIGHT BETWEEN THOR AND UCHIHA MADARA WILL BEGIN RIGHT NOW!!!
– The fun begins – quietly, the Anti-God said to himself.