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hi

do u know how too vote

ok cool

mr bump: i love democracey!! i like too vote and help my comunity by make our voices herd so we can get rid of thing that i bump in2 on the street

little miss scarey: i hate DEMOCRACEY!!!! i shouldBE SUPREME OVERLORD AND MAKE EVERRY DECISION FOR THE POPLE

yeah i know im using freaking mr men and little miss but this is too represent deep theme like cgildhood turn twist evil; like mad hater in batma

ok who do u agree with more

then THEY BOTH EXPLODDED

hahahahaha see this is what is like no mater what goverment system is there is shit u dont want hapen that hapens thats sad trueth of worled

then mai tsugiri apeared to and exploded becuse i hate her

YOPU GET PUNCHED 

batman was in batg cave and alferd walk to himn "hi batman u hve some1 call for u on bat signal also wwho is this guy with red hat stare at us" "idk" say batman look out window and see man with red hat staring at thtem "ok" say alfred then batman JUMNPED OUT THE WINDOW AND HE WAS ON STREET'

AND THERE WAS SOME1 ON THE RODES OUTSIDE A ELECTROBIC SHOP

"BATMAN HELP HE IS TAKING MY TV" was creyitng the guy "u DIDENT PAY 4 THAT" said the securit gurd then bat,man BEAT UP THE SECURITY GUARD AND SNAPED HES NECK then he died "oh shit" said batman "im not ment to kill" andd THE JOKER WAS ABOV THE SHOP WITH A CAMERA

"BATMAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" laughed joker

"I HAVE A VIDEO OF U KILING SOME1.... I WILL GET U CANCELD FOR THIS!!!!!! U WONT BE ABLE TOO FIND EMPLOY MENT AS A VIGILANTE EVER AGAN!!!!!!!!'

"DAMMIT JOKER" said batman with angry

AND THERE WAS A CAR RUNING 2WORDS THE GUY WHO WASX STEAL THE TV

"QUICK BATMAN U MUST DESIDE" shout joker "DO U WANT TOO SAVE COOL RICH GUYS TV..................."

wich touched batmans hart

"OR DO U WANT TO SAVVE A LIFE OF A PERSENM"

wich touched batmans pr stunt hart

THEN BATRMAN HAD TO CHOOSE WHO HE WANT TO SAVE

THEN HE DESIDED "I WILL SAVE GBOTH"

then he JUMPED IN2 THE CAR PUNCHED THE DRIVER OUT THE CAR THEN SPED DOWN THE RODE AND CRASHED THE CAR THUS SAVING BOTH THE INNOSENT PERSEON AND THE TV

"thank u" said the person "ITS JUST MY BOB" said batm,an then he BEAT THEM UP for no reason

then the joker was there and he was stareng at batman

"WELL BATMAN???????? U THUNK U WON HUH KID"
"fucking yes" said batman he said f*cking bcs hes geting serious now

"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" SAID JOKER THEN HE RUN AT BATMAN ADNT HEY PUNCH EACH OTHER AT SAME TIME

then batman SLAMED JOKERS HED AGAINST THE RODE 

"DO IT BATMAN" "KILL ME U KNOW U WANNA DO IT"

"i cant kill u....... IM BAT MAN!!!!!!!!!!" THEN HE POCK UP JPOKER AND  USED THE BAT GRAPLE TO GO UP

THEN HE CONTINUED PUNCHING JOEKR IN THE NUTS "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" laughed joker "U AND I COULD DO THIS 4EVER!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "I HATE U MORE" said batman then he PUNCH HIS HED AGAIN AND HE BLED HEVVILY

then a buff guy with helmet who was hide at the roof laughed

"ITS OFFISIAL U SUCK!!!!!!!!"

THEN HE SMASHED THERE HEADS WITH HAMERS AND THEY GOT NOCKED TO FLORE NEARLY DIED and there was that creepy sound efect in yttd the 1 that play when u fuck up russia roulette and grab hare u know the 1 im talk about

YOU'RE TURN TO GET KILL: DETH GAMES BY PARLAMENT THE MULTI VERSE OF THE YTTD IN THE KILLING GAMES OF THE MANY UNIVERSE IN YTTD IN THE KILLING GAMES IN THE DIED IN THE ALIVE IN THE SURVIVE IN THE VICTIM IN THE KILELR IN THE MORALLY GAY IN THE NOT MORALLY GAY OF THE CONSIDER WAS TO BE PRISON GAMES 6 HOWEVBER IT IS NOT IT IS SPINOF

PRESENTED BY 8BIT SORPION

thats when BATMAN QWOKE UP IN AN ROOM

"batma n and joker"

"this is test of u"

"u must find the escape in this room"

"if u fight each other i will kill u on the freaking spot"

"u can fight as much as u pls after tho"

"w......... WAT" thoghjt batman "THE GUY WITH A FUFCKING HAMMER........ HE DID THIS TOO ME" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BATMAN SUCKS TO SUCK DONT IT ok maybe i shouldent be mocking u rn help me pls" said joker "WATE joker ur here to" saisd batman "well yea idiot dident u heer the voise"

then joker was walk in the room

and the scarey music in yttd played when sara about to die escape room reccomended music

"OH SHIT" they said

then THERE WAS A BIG CHEST IN THE ROOF THAT looked like batmans bat boomerang could work with it

"BATMAN" said joker "uise ur bataranga wuith that" 

"no" said batman "i cant throw it that fart" "these are made of cheap plastic it will brake"

"hmmmm GOOD THING I HAVE GUN:" say joker then he shot the gun at it and it said BANG so he THROWED the bang thing at the chest then the chest flyed down then batman unlock ti with hes batrang

and there was a TINY KEY in it that could be use to unlock the door to leave

"U DID IT BATMAN" "DAMMIT JOKER....... WATE NOT DAMIT??? WE WORKED 2GETHER" "see batm,an" said joker "i wasent lieing when i said i dont wana kill u wat would i do without u" "go back 2 riping off mob deelres? ?NO NO" "YEAH TRUE" said batman "and i couldent go back 2 fighting looser robers eithger"

"OK SHUT UP SAID THE VOISE U GOTTA ESCAPE THIS SOON OR U DIE"

"OH YEAH" THEY ASUID THEHN THEY UNLOCK THE DOOR AND WALK OUT

then the FLOOR ON THE DOOR OPEND AND THEY FELL THRU THE FLORE

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" then they FELL IN SOME LAVA ON THE BOTOM then they JUMPED IN WATER NEXT 2 IT and instantley they were no longer on fire like minecraft

"WOAH HANG LOOSE BABEY" said ??? a guy in coat "wate wrong capcom guy thgat says babey this has jog my sense a bit"

"what" said batman

"HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA BATMAN NIOW WE CAN FIGHT WITHOUT KILL!!!!!!!"

TYHEN BATMAN AND JOKER BEAT EACH OTHER UP IN FRONT OF THE PPL

"ahhhhh the tension of action scene!" "nothing like it, babey!"

"ALL RITE MEAT BAGS WHAT THE HELL IS THIS" saujd a robot "WHY AM I HERE"

"U THINK I KNOW EITHA YA FAHKING KUNT" shout a guy with red eye thing 

"alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight fellas" "lets calm dow" "tats a good fellow" aid ???

reccomendedm usic you're turn to get kil explorasion b(atman)

batman think he should tyalk too everybod

"heya. don't you know how too greet new pal" said skeleton then he put hand out and batman shake hand and whoppe ecousihin was in it and fart "heheheheh it's ALWAY funny."

"LET ME REED UR MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "HMMM...... SO UR READING YOU'RE TURN TO GET KILL: DETH GAMES BY PARLAMENT THE MULTI VERSE OF THE YTTD IN THE KILLING GAMES OF THE MANY UNIVERSE IN YTTD IN THE KILLING GAMES IN THE DIED IN THE ALIVE IN THE SURVIVE IN THE VICTIM IN THE KILELR IN THE MORALLY GAY IN THE NOT MORALLY GAY OF THE CONSIDER WAS TO BE PRISON GAMES 6 HOWEVBER IT IS NOT IT IS SPINOF ON ARCHIVEOFOUROWN ARE U??????????? SO....... U CAN UNDERSTAND ENGLISH!!!!!!!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO U HAD TOO PRESS AGREE TO TERMS AND CONDITION BEFORE READ THIS FANFICKTION" "U HAVE INTERNET ACESS DONT U?????" "SOOOOOOO U ARE USING A ELECTRONIC DEVISE ARENT U????" then batman was SHOCKED AT THE CUNNING FORTH WALL BRAKING "SEE THIS IS NO TRICK!!!!!! THIS IS TRUE POWER" said guy with mask then batman

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then robot was drink beer "WHAT R U LOOKIN AT MEAT BAG???????"

"YO BRO" "IM REEL CONFUSE BY WHAT IS GOIN ON HERE.... BUTT I ALSO LIKE WHAT I SEE" "U KNOW WHO ELSE IS CONFUSE BUT ALSO LIKE WHAT SHE SEES????????????? MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" say green man

"why are u in a bat suit ya fahking drongo" said guy with red eye

"HOLEY CRAP LOIS" "THIS REMIND ME OF THE TIME I GET PUT IN DETH GAME" say guy glasses

FLASH back

 "hey beter" "its hard foir me to say this but i love u beter" then joe  sawnson die and peter cryed

FLASH BACK END

"hmmmm well if i was gona get kidnaped i would like an sexy ladey hmmm yes" say guy with pink hare "but perhaps this is chance for me to leern more of atractive ohohohoho yes hmmm yes"

"wow they took my freaking note book" said a guy who looked like light yagmi (i cant say there names yet but thats what he looked like its still mystrery i think) "i love writing storys in it this is sad"

"I BEHELD SATAN AS HE FELLLLLLLLLLLLLL FROM HEVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN LIKE LITENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING" EVILEY SHOUT A MAN WITH RED CAP

"all rite babeys" said ??? "i think we shold actully talk now" "who wants 2 go first????" "if u feeling shy take ur time"

INTRO DUCTION

reccomended music yttd majority vote

"all rite babeys" "who is comfortable tell there name first"
"I CAN READ YOUR EVERY THOUGHT!!!!!!!! YOUR NAME IS CABANELA!!!!!!!!!!" said the guy with mask "YOU ARE WONDERING WHAT MY NAME IS ARNT U CABANELA??? I AM PSYCHO MANTIS" saay psycho mantis

"well that kinda takes the fun out of it but okay babey"

"ur wierd psychic tricks wont work on me mate" "piss of"

"WELL THANFULLEY I CAN REED HIS MIND TO!!!!! HIS NAME IS Kano (Mortal Kombat)" saiod psycho mantis

"AND HE ALSO JUST CALLED ME A DICKHEDD IN HES MIND"

"OI MY THOGHT IS NUNYA FAHKIN BUISNESS" say kano

"ok at this rate psycho mantis is just going to leak all our thoght 4 us" "how about we all say our name actual??? thaaaaaaaaaats a good felow"

reccomened music yttd caridogram prelude

guy with red cap: PUNY WORMS!!!!!!!!!! I AM MASTE BISON!!!!!!! OR VEGA IF U ARE SPEAK JAPANESE!!!!!!! OR DICTATOR IF UR TRYING 2 MAKE IT LESS COMPLICATE IN AN TOURNAMENT OR SOMTHING"

m bison: "IT IS RATHER COMPLICATED!!! THIS IS WHY I AM TRYING TOO MAKE BISON DOLLARS THE OFFISIAL CURRENCEY OF THE PLANET NOT VEGA DOLLARS"

"ohohohoho how much will bison dollar be worth??? can i buy porn with it hmm yes" said pink hare 

"EVERY BISON DOLAR WILL BE WORTH FIVE BRITISH POUNDS SO YES U WILL BE ABLE TO"

"ANYWAY WHO ARE YOU"

"my name is uhhh hotti yes hmmm im a hospital director ohohoho hmm yes"

"YO BROS im muscle man" say muscle man green guy

"I COULD TELL ALL THAT WITHOUT YOU SAYING IT!!!!!! THIS IS TRUE POWER" say psycho mantits

"u know who else can tell what im thinking without me saying it???? MY MONM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"i'm sans. sans undertale" said sans the skelton

"the names bender" saidbender th robot "u meet bags r real boring" "i wanna leeve here and get too casino" 

"i dont think it will be taht simple babey"

"bite my shine matal a ass"

"IM THE JOKER BABEY" shout joker

"im batman" say  atman

"im light yagmi i like too write storys about deth in my notebook" "its pretty morbid i know but dont worrey its just an harmless hobbey of mine it keep my mind busy and its all fictonal in the end" "yea i think u should get ur notebook back it makes u a beter person" say batmna

"i just wanna make u laugh and cry u see im a famil guy" said guy glasses "wate that dosent say my name uhhh im peter griffi"

"all rite babeys" "i think thats it" said cabanela

"BUT THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE INB THE CHARACTER TAG THAT HAVE NOT BEEN INTRODUSED YET!!!!!!!!!!!" shout psycho mantis

"wow gee ur making this even more boring and predict" say bender "AND THATS SAY SOMTHING"

THEN DRACULKA APPEARED OUT OF NOWERE

BATMAN: die monster. u dont belong in this worled.

DRACULA: IUT WAS NOT BY MY HAND THAT I AM ONSE AGAIN GIVEN FLESH. I WAS BROGHT HERE BY HUMENS THAT WISH TO PAY ME TRIBUTE

BATMAN: tribute?? u steel mens soles and make them ur slaves

DRACUAL: PERHAPS THE SAME CAN BE SAID OF ALL RELIGIONS

BATMAN: ur words are as empty as ur sole. manklind ill needs a savior such as u.

DRACULA: WHAT IS A MAN

then he THROW WINE

A MISERABLE LITTEL PILE OF SECRETS 

BUT ENOGH TALK!!! HAVE AT U

reccomended music castlevania sympony of night danse of ilusions

THEN DRACULA FLYED OUT AND LAUGHED AND THROWED FIRE IWTH HES CAPE AND THEN BATMAN HIT HIM WITH BATRANG THEN HE WENT AHHHH

THJEBN DRACULA LAUGHED AGAIN AND COME OUT AND THIS HAPPEND OVER AND OVER 

"PLAYTIEMS OVERR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRANT ME POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" THEN HJE TURNED IN2 A GIANT MONSTER THING THEN BATMAN HIT HIM "NOOOOOOO THIS CANOTT BE!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"wow good job batsy" said joker "can we leeve this now"

THEN DRACULA CAME BACK

"WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID U COME BACK" shout bender

"IT WAS NOT B Y MY HAND THAT I AM ONSE AGAIN FGIVEN FLESH I WAS BROGHT HERE BY HUMENS WHO WISH TOO PAY ME TRIBUTE"

"o shit hes gonna keep on geting revive then babeys" say cabanela "maybe dont waste ur time fight him then" "taaaaaaats good fellow"

"ok" say batman

then the mujsic from b4 the fight fcame back

then batman extract muscle man

"so can u tell us more about ur mom why u mention her s much" say batman he pick up opn this bcs hes detectiv

"................u know who else was in lock room deth room?? MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"U KNOW WHO ELSE DIDENT SURVIVE?????? MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" THEN HE RUN AWAY CRY

"WOW THIS IS SO DARK AND DISTURB IN MY PERFICT IDEAL SOSIETY THIS WOULDENT HAPPEN" shout light

'ENOGH OF THIS NONSENSE!!!! AWAY WITH UR HUMANITY!!!!! AND ROBOTNESS AND SKELETONESSS" say dracula "I WAS BROGHT HERE TOO DO SOMTHING ELSE!!! AND THAT IS TOO TELL U TOO DO SHIT" say dracula

"DAMN what should we do" say batman

"oh idk if i should have said that or even appar so soon" said dracula "go explore the plase at leest so u can leern somthing b4 I SHALL BE ONSE AGAIN GIVEN FLESH!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA" then he vanish away

the ppl in the deth game were scare what the frick just hapen

they deside now is time too explore

"well i was expecting some more dieing soon" say peter "ladys and gentlemen mr conway twitty"

then conway twitty got on and singed

too be continue.......................................