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Summary:

Our main campers have now landed in the woods not knowing where camp is. But it turns out, there's more to the woods that they're in than they think. Will they ever get back to camp? Would they even know how to get out of the woods? What more will be revealed about them? (August 1st-14th, 2023)

Chapter 1: Space

Chapter Text

We see a dark sky full of stars. Music started to play in the background.

Space! What do you think of when hearing the word space? Could be an area that's quiet and free. Could be all the stars and planets...... Or you can think of a rocket.

A rocket zooms in super fast. We then look closely at who's in the rocket.

Airy: We seem to be close.

Chocolate Bar: The Banana Split Planet Is Just Up ahead!

4: What do we do next Commander Meeple!

Yep. That's me. Commander Meeple...... Well my name is MePhone4. But everyone here calls me MePhone.

MePhone4: 4! You're in charge of landing us when we get there!

4: You Got It!

The one with blue skin is an Algebralien name 4. Aka, the loud mouth, the ticking time bomb, my best friend.

Controlly: No dude you press this one!

Gamey: Obviously you have to press this one!

MePhone4: Hey! You Two Knock It Off!!

Controlly and Gamey: Sorry Commander Meeple.

Those two are Controlly and Gamey. They're mostly known as being the gamers in the group. One of them being the chill but also shown to be a simp.

Controlly: Hey!!

The other being the robot that's our tech guy in the group.

Crayon Box: Commander Meeple! There's Asteroids Heading Our Way!

Burger King: Oh Fuck No! I'm Not Gonna Have A Bunch Of Stupid Rocks Get In My Way! Airy! Hand Me A Gun

Airy:.... Ok.

Crayon Box: Airy give me one too!

Paint Palette: No girl. Stay put.

Crayon Box: Oh Come On!

The one with the paint splatters all over her is Paint Palette. She's basically the reason why we're all in. A friend group. She's also our counselor that can help us if we feel down. The other girl that's a tomboy is Crayon Box. She's basically the strongest one in the group. She's a bit of a fighter. She might seem scary, but she's also nice and supportive too.

Burger King: Airy!! I Need More Juice!

Airy: You got it.

Airy is basically the quiet one of the group. But just because he's quiet, doesn't mean there's nothing to him. Seriously. He can turn into a whole different person without his beanie on. The one that he's usually with is known as the Burger King. He wants to be the leader and ruler of everything. But no way I was gonna let him lead this mission.

Burger King: Eat This You Shitty Space Rocks!!

*Then he shoots his gun and destroys most of the asteroids. And soon all of them are gone.*

Burger King: WOO! Got Them All!!

Oodle: Guys Look! We're About To Land!!

MePhone4: Oh Crap! Space Cadet Chocolate Bar! Help 4 Out With The Landing Once We Get Over There! Gold Ingot, Make Sure Everyone Has Seat Belts On! Oodle, Make Sure Windows Are Clean For 4 To See!

Oodle, Chocolate Bar, Gold Ingot: Yes Sir Commander Sir!!

Oodle is another kid that's not like any other kid. He's actually a demigod! He is actually pretty strong and powerful despite his tendencies to clean a lot.

Oodle: Windows are clean!

Chocolate Bar: Alright. Prepare For Landing!! GI!?

Gold Ingot: Yep! Everyone has their seat belts on!

Gold Ingot is the rich one in our group. He's not the brightest kid of the bunch. But hey, he has money. Chocolate Bar is also the smart one in the group. He does have information on everything. Including personal information.

Chocolate Bar: Hey how come the light keeps flashing? You sure everyone is in their seat Gold Ingot?

Gold Ingot: I could've sworn everyone was in their seat.

MePhone4: Huh? Who are we missing?

Computer: Oh Blueberry Muffin!!

MePhone4: Oh boy.

Computer. He's a lot to describe. Whether it be a super hyper kid. A silly guy. Or the guy you didn't expect to have a crush on you.

Computer: Where do I sit? BK took my seat!

Burger: Hey I Need To Put My Gun Somewhere!!

MePhone4: You know Computer. Come up here and sit right next to me.

*MePhone scooted over to make room for him.*

Computer: (Gasp) AAA! OK!!

*Then Computer goes and sits right next to him.*

Chocolate Bar: Alright Everyone Is Seated!!?

Everyone: Yep!

4: OK Good! We're About To Land!!

*Then they zoom over to the planet. 4 slowly lands them on the planet.*

Chocolate Bar: We Made It!!

MePhone4: Alright everyone. Time to suit up!!

*Minutes later they all get out of the rocket floating around in space.*

MePhone4: Alright make sure nothing is in our way. I'm gonna get our space rock.

*Everyone stays by the rocket. MePhone starts to hop from moon rock to moon rock. That's when he sees the moon rock he was looking for.*

MePhone4: There it is. The split moon rock!

*He grabs it. And was about to go back to the others.*

4: MePhone Hurry!!

MePhone4: I'm Coming!

*MePhone4 floats around and jumps from moon rock to moon rock. He soon made it to the others.*

MePhone4: Alright let's go!

Computer: Uhh Guys!! I Can't Open The Door!!

Burger King: Get The Fuck Out Of The Way!! I'll Do It!!

*Then he tries to open the door.*

Burger King:.... Ok it's stuck.

*Then everything started to shake.*

Paint Palette: What's Happening!!?

*The rocket then breaks apart.*

MePhone4: My Rocket!!

*Then the rock turns into a banana split.*

MePhone4: Oh No!! We've Been Caught!! Everything Is Going Back To Reality!!

*That's when it turns out they were in the kitchen and were trying to steal a banana split. And they were caught by the Scoutmaster.*

Announcer: You guys shouldn't be here.

Everyone: AAAAAA

*And everyone runs off dropping the banana split.*

We didn't fully succeed. But it was fun doing this with all of my friends. And I thought this was gonna last forever.

*Then they bumped into a glass door.*

Turns out I was wrong.

Announcer: Come on. You guys don't want to miss out on your last field trip before you guys go home next week.

*They all got up and went outside.*

2: Took you guys long. Where have you been?

4: Having fun!

Square Bracket: Come on squirts. Everyone is waiting for you guys on the bus.

*All twelve of them go on the bus. They all saw that it was a bit crowded.*

Wii U: Hey Guys! Over Here!

*That's when they see 12 empty seats where Wii U and Remote were sitting.*

Controlly: Hey thanks for saving us some seats.

Wii U: It's cool man. I know the 12 of you are tight.

*They all sit in their seats. Except for Controlly.*

Remote: Hey Wii U! Look At This Surgery Accident!

*He looks. And he gets disgusted.*

Wii U: Oh Nah man! Look at this murder scene here.

*He looks. And he also gets disgusted.*

Remote: Ooooo that looks bad.

Controlly: Hey what are you guys looking at? Can I see?

Wii U:..... Uh dude. I think Gamey is waiting for you.

Controlly: Huh?

*He turns around and sees that Gamey was waiting for him to take the window seat.*

Controlly: Oh right. My bad.

*And he goes to his seat. Then the bus took off.*

Oodle: Man. Three months have gone by already. I can't believe summer is almost over.

4: Ugh don't remind me! If there's one thing I hate is going back to school and dealing with those brats!!

Paint Palette: Brats?

4:...... I have to deal with a bunch of kindergarteners. Who Are Now Gonna Be First Graders!!?

Computer: Aw! I'm gonna miss you guys when this is all over!

Crayon Box: Computer you act like we don't go to the same school.

Computer:....... Oh yeah we do!

Gamey: You guys go to the same school?

Oodle: Yeah. Me, Computer, PP, both CBs, GI, BK, and Airy.

Burger King: Yeah but me and Airy do our own shit! So we're not actually together.

Chocolate Bar: Hey speaking of which, since I'm no longer with Wand, is it ok if I hang out with one of you guys?

Gold Ingot: You mean both of us left Wand. And we can hang out together now that we're away from him!

Chocolate Bar:............... So like I said, can I hang out with you guys?

Oodle: Ehh sure why not. Me and Computer are mostly by the library.

Crayon Box: I mean you can if you want. I mostly stay inside with Paint Palette since my mom keeps telling the staff I'm not allowed outside!

Paint Palette: We do a bit of art here and there.

MePhone4: So you guys aren't actually together at your school.

Oodle: Not really. We did our own thing most of the time.

Crayon Box: Yeah all of us aren't as close in school as we are here.

Paint Palette: It's like we're friends here, but we're just acquaintances at school.

Gamey: Well me and Controlly aren't like that. We're very close from where we're at! Right Controlly!...... Controlly?

*He looked and saw that Wii U was showing Remote more stuff.*

Wii U: Hey dude! Dude look at this!

Remote: What?..... Aw Man Not That Video!! You're Sick!!

Controlly: Haha! Man I wish I could see.

Gamey: Controlly!

Controlly: Huh? What's going on?

Gamey: Ugh nevermind.

Burger King: Hey Airy can you hand me a juice box from my backpack.

Airy: Ok.

4: Say how did you and Airy meet anyways?

Burger King: Oh that's fucking easy to explain. Airy was all alone until I came along. He basically came up to me because he didn't want to be a lonely loser!

Airy:... Excuse me?

Gold Ingot: So he came up to you first?

Burger King: Of course he did. There's no way I can come up to him first!

*Then Airy glares at him.*

Burger King: The fuck are you looking at?

Airy:...... Nothing. Just nothing.

Burger King: Ok then.

4: Ok how about everyone else?

Oodle: Me and Computer met in the bathroom. After that, we became best friends ever since.

Paint Palette: I met Crayon Box when she came to ummmm......... ask me for a pencil.

Crayon Box:... Uhh yeah that's exactly what happened. Totally not something else.

Gold Ingot: Well unsurprisingly, me and Chocolate Bar met because of Wand. Which probably might be a good thing about Wand. Right CB?

Chocolate Bar:........ So Controlly? Gamey? How about you guys?

Gamey: Well I think Controlly can be the one to tell this story. Tell them dude...... Controlly?

*And Controlly is distracted again.*

Remote: Ok. Would you rather get your surgery done wrong? Or have a bullet get stuck on your leg.

Wii U: Obviously the bullet. I can probably get it taken out.

Controlly: Man he's so cool.

Gamey: Controlly!!?

Controlly: Huh?

Gamey:..... Nevermind.

Controlly: What?

Crayon Box: Honestly I'm not ready to go back to school.

Gold Ingot: Yeah I don't want to do homework.

Burger King: Not to mention the shitty food they serve!

*As they were talking, MePhone looked outside the window. He started to feel all sad. Knowing that he would have to go back to his home. Without any friends to come with him.*

4: MePhone?

MePhone4: Huh?

Oodle: Are you ok?

4: Yeah you seem a bit........ Off since we got on the bus.

MePhone4: No no. I'm fine. I just....... Feel tired, that's all.

Paint Palette: You know we've been distracted about our conversation, we haven't asked you about school yet.

Gold Ingot: Yeah how's your life at school compared to our lives?

MePhone4: I uhhh. Well I ummm. I-

4: Uhhh Hey Guys Look We're Here!!!...... Wait a minute, is this even our spot?

Oodle: Oh My Doodle It Is!! The Science Center!!

*And everyone was looking out the window.*

MePhone4: Phew. Thanks man.

4: Hey anytime. I know you don't feel comfortable talking about your life at school. That's what friends are for right!?

MePhone4:..... Yeah.

*Then 4 looks outside with the others.*

MePhone4: Wish we can stick together though.

Computer: Aw is my muffin sad? Here let me give you a soda.

Oodle: Wait Computer We're Not Supposed To Bring Those Out Yet!!

Computer: Don't worry it's not like I'm gonna-

*And he trips on someone's backpack.*

Computer: AAAA!!

*And he drops the bags with all the sodas. And they all burst and squirting the soda all over the bus.*

MePhone4: AAAA!!

Paint Palette: UGH MY STUFF IS GETTING STICKY!!

Chocolate Bar: MY SHIRT!!

Burger King: FORGET YOUR STUFF!! WHAT ABOUT MY FOOD!!!

Computer: Don't Worry!!! I'll Stop This!!

*And Computer grabs the soda and throws it out the window.*

Computer: Phew. That was close.

*Then the Scoutmaster was right behind him.*

Computer: Oh oh.

Announcer: Ok. Everyone off the bus. Now.

*Then everyone gets off the bus.*

Announcer: Oodle. Computer. You're staying here. You won't leave until you clean the bus.

Oodle: What!!

Computer: But It Was An Accident!!

Announcer: You guys shouldn't even have soda in the first place. Now you two get to it. The sooner you get to it, the sooner you go with the others.

*Then the Scoutmaster leaves.*

Computer:...... Welp. At least we're together. Come on bestie.

Oodle:.... But I-..... I didn't want..... Hmph!

To Be Continued

Chapter 2: Stars And Gravity

Chapter Text

Everyone was in the bathroom washing off the soda.

4: Bleh! They should really put more soap in these bathrooms. My arm is still sticky!!

Chocolate Bar: Well at least I got another shirt. Reminder I need to take this one to the dry cleaners when I get home.

Gold Ingot: Ok so what do you wanna do first!? Look at the plant exhibit. See the dinosaurs!!? See the chicks hatch.

*That's when Chocolate Bar sees Controlly and Gamey walking out.*

Chocolate Bar: Hey guys wait up!

*And Chocolate Bar leaves the bathroom.*

Gold Ingot:....... What's going on?

*Then Gold Ingot walks out of the bathroom.*

Chocolate Bar: Hey where are you guys going!?

Gamey: Well me and Controlly are gonna go to the aquatic section.

Chocolate Bar: Sweet! Can I come!?

Controlly: I don't see why not.

Gold Ingot: Hey Guys!! Wait For Me!!

*Then we go to Paint Palette and Crayon Box who are in the rocket area.*

Paint Palette: Woah CB Look At That Spaceship!!

Crayon Box: Look How High It Is!!

Microphone: Hey CB!! I Bet You Can't Climb On Top Of That Rocket Ship!!

Crayon Box: Bet You I Can!!

*Then Crayon Box runs somewhere so she can start climbing it.*

Microphone: Got your camera ready?

Blue Planet: Yep! Ready to record some epic fails!

*Paint Palette overheard them talking.*

Paint Palette; Oh No! Crayon Box Wait!!!

*Then we go to BK and Airy, who are in the dinosaur exhibit.*

Burger King: Man this is fucking boring! Airy come on let's get out of here...... Airy?

Airy: OOOOO......... That's a big dino.

Burger King: AIRY!! Come On!! Let's Go To The Food Court!!

*BK leaves the dinosaur exhibit. Except for Airy.*

Airy: (Sigh) Fine.

Mickey Mouse: Man it must really fucking suck to be with him huh?

Airy:.... I mean..... He has flaws.

Mickey Mouse: You must really regret being with that dumbass huh?

Airy:.... I had no choice.

Mickey Mouse: The fuck?

Airy: He came up to me one day and just told me I was his friend.... I was fine being on my own....... And after that he just..... Couldn't leave me alone.

Mickey Mouse: And you're doing what he says because???

Airy:....... That I never understood either...... I better go.

*Then Airy leaves.*

Mickey Mouse: Pfft. Weirdo.

*Then we go to Controlly, Gamey, Chocolate Bar, and Gold Ingot were in the aquatic section looking at some of the fish.*

Gamey: Woah Look At That Fish!! It's So Big!!!

Chocolate Bar: Dude Look At That Seahorse!! It Looks So Huge!....... Oh..... That's why it was huge.

Gold Ingot: Hey CB!! Look We Can Go Upstairs To Feed The Penguins!! Come On!!

Chocolate Bar: Uhhh you know. I think I'm just gonna stay with Controlly and Gamey.

Gamey: Oh no CB. Don't let us hold you back. Go with Gold Ingot.

Chocolate Bar: You sure. I mean I don't want to leave you by yourself.

Gamey: I'm not by myself. I'm with Controlly!

Chocolate Bar:..... Didn't he go with Wii U and Remote?

Gamey: Huh?

*Then he sees Controlly looking at the lizards with Wii U and Remote.*

Gamey: Ugh!! Controlly!! I need to go!

Chocolate Bar: Wait Gamey Don't Leave Me with.... Ugh!

Gold Ingot: Cool! We can go feed the penguins!! Come on!!

Chocolate Bar:...... Great!

*Then we go to Controlly.*

Controlly: Dude Look At That Lizard!! It's So Huge!!

*Then it disappeared.*

Controlly: Huh?...... Where'd it go??

Wii U: Hey that's not a lizard. It's a chameleon! It's camouflaging!

*Then it turns back to its form.*

Controlly: No Way!! How do you know this!!?

Wii U: We have a pet chameleon at the station. We use it to have it go undercover.

Controlly: That's So Cool!

Gamey: Controlly!!! How Come You Didn't Tell Me You Would Be Here!!?

Controlly: Oh whoops. Guess I forgot to tell you. My bad.

Remote: Hey Wii U!! You Should See The Human Body Section!! I Bet You're Gonna Barf!!

Wii U: Oh It's On!! I'll see you guys later!

*Then he leaves.*

Controlly: Wait I Want To-

Gamey: Controlly!! What's Gotten Into You!! You've been ignoring me ever since we got on the bus!!

Controlly: Sorry dude. It's just..... There's something that I was thinking about for a while....... Do you ever think of having a second best friend?

Gamey:........ Second best friend??

Controlly: Yeah. Since me and Wii U have some stuff in common I thought hey, maybe he should be my second best friend. You're obviously my first one!

Gamey:..... Ummm.... Well I never..... Really thought of having another best friend. I thought you can only have one.

Controlly: No way. You can have more than one best friend! And I'm thinking he might be another one!! Now come on let's follow them!!

*Then Controlly leaves.*

Gamey:..... But I thought I was your only best friend.

*Then we go back to Paint Palette and Crayon Box.*

Crayon Box: HAHA!! I'm Almost Up Top!!

*Then she hears someone panting.*

Paint Palette: (Pant) Girl (Pant) How do you climb up this thing so fast!?

Crayon Box: Paint Palette what are you doing here!?

Paint Palette: You need to get off this rocket!

Crayon Box: What Why!!?

Paint Palette: Because first of all, we're 12 feet above ground! Second, you're gonna hurt yourself! And third, you're gonna get in trouble!

Crayon Box: I'm Not!! I'm trying to prove to the guys I can do this!

Paint Palette: Oh what, that you're being crazy!

Crayon Box: Pfft. Ok mom! You say I'm crazy. But to me, I say I'm awesome!!

*Then Crayon Box leaves.*

Paint Palette:........ Mom???.... What!!?

*Crayon Box goes outside and shows everyone she's on top of the rocket.*

Crayon Box: Well Lookie Here!! I'm On Top Of The Rocket!!

*The guys were shocked to see this.*

Microphone: Wait for it!

Crayon Box: Ok now to get Back-

*Then she slips.*

Crayon Box; Woah! Woah Woah Woah!!

Microphone: NOW!!

Paint Palette: CRAYON BOX!!

*And she falls.*

Crayon Box: AAAAAAAAAA!!

Controlly: Where's that screaming coming from?

Gamey: Umm. Controlly?

Controlly: Huh- Oh My Gosh!!

Crayon Box: AAAAAA!!

Controlly: Uhhh Think Think!! She's Falling She's Falling!!

*Then he sees a container full of stuffed toys.*

Controlly: Aha!!

*Then he moves the container. And Crayon Box lands inside it. Then she slowly gets out of the container.*

Crayon Box: Ugh.... That was some fall. But at least I fell into....... A bunch of stuffed hearts!!!? Yuck!! Who Would Buy That!!

Paint Palette: There You Are!! I Told You It Was A Bad Idea To Go Up There!! You Almost Got Hurt!!

Crayon Box: Yeah. And I'm not hurt. You sound just like my mom! Now come on! Let's go see the chicks hatch!!

*Then Crayon Box leaves.*

Paint Palette:.... A mom?.... A Mom!!? Is That What She Thinks??

Gamey: I mean. You did sound naggy.

Paint Palette: Who Asked You!!?

*Then PP leaves.*

Gamey:...... Did she not ask a question?

Controlly: I saved her life!! I'm her hero now!!

Gamey: Did I accidentally switch friends with Oodle??

*Now we go to 4 and MePhone. Who are in the star room. As they see the stars moving around in the ceiling.*

4: MePhone! Look At This!!

MePhone4:..... Woah! There's so many stars!

4: Look at how pretty they are! They're so shiny!!

MePhone4: It's so pretty!

4: These Are Just Like The Stars We See At Camp!!

MePhone4:..... Yeah. They are like the ones...... At camp.

4:..... You know you've been looking down ever since we got here. Is there something wrong?

MePhone4: No it's..... Nothing. I'm just a little tired, that's all.

4:.... Ohhhh. I see what this is?

MePhone4: You do?

4: Yeah. You're worrying about starting school soon!

MePhone4: What?

4: I mean it was obvious when they asked you back on the bus. And I get it. You're probably worrying about going into...... Ummm.... What grade are you going to this year?

MePhone4:.... 5th grade.

4: Yeah scary ole 5th grade. And worrying about all those tests and homework that you might have to do!.... But you don't have to worry about that. After all, you have some support from your friends at home to cheer you on!!

MePhone4:.... Yeah. Friends..... Cheering me on.

4: Try not to worry about it. Let's try to have fun! Come on, let's go to the gravity room!

*Then 4 leaves.*

MePhone4:..... That's not what I was worried about though.

*Then we go back to Oodle and Computer, who are still cleaning the bus.*

Computer: Sorry I had to drag you into this buddy.

Oodle: Oh it's fine. Fine. Super fine!!...... I'm just glad that I'm with you, that's all.

Computer: Who knew 6 sodas can make this much of a mess.

Oodle: Well. We're done. Now come on, let's go inside before the day is over!

Computer: Yeah Let's Go!!

*Both Oodle and Computer get out of the bus.*

Oodle: Ok do you want to go see the dinosaurs or...

*Then they see everyone getting on the bus already.*

Oodle: Hey what's going on!?

UFO: Trips over. We're going back to camp.

Oodle: What!! But We Didn't-..... We Just-...... This Isn't Fair!!

Computer: Sorry Oodle. But look on the bright side, we were with each other the whole time.

Oodle: Yeah.... Yeah yeah... This is definitely something I won't forget!

Gamey: Man, this trip ended too early!!

Crayon Box: Yeah me and Paint Palette didn't even do much!!

Burger King: I'm ready to go! This whole trip was boring as fuck!!

Chocolate Bar: Me too.

Gold Ingot: What why? We didn't get to do much together!

4: Yeah me and MePhone were about to go to the gravity room!

Paint Palette: Gravity room?

Computer: Oh yeah! That's the room where there's no gravity at all! It feels like you're actually floating in space!!

MePhone4: I honestly wish we could stay a little longer.

Controlly: If only there was some way we can distract the Scoutmaster from leaving so we can go to the gravity room.

Airy:...... Maybe I can make illusions.

MePhone4: No. That's too dangerous. Someone can catch you if you use your powers in public!

4: Come on MePhone! We can go to the gravity room if Airy does this!!

Burger King: It'll probably be the only interesting thing here.

Crayon Box: Yeah I Want To Try To Do A Backflip With No Gravity!!

Oodle: We Didn't Even Get To Do Anything!!!

Controlly: Come On Dude!! Please!! Just A Little Longer!!

MePhone4:.... A little longer....... Ok. Let's do it!

Burger King: Well What The Fuck Are We Waiting For!! Make The Illusions Already!!

*Airy just glared at him.*

Burger King: What!!?

Airy: Nothing.

*Airy made some illusions of all of them.*

Airy: Ok... Tell the scoutmaster all of you need to use the bathroom so we can have time to be in the gravity room.

Illusion Airy:... Ok.

*A few minutes later, the others sneak into the gravity room. They opened the door and saw some rules.*

Chocolate Bar: Once you go to the other side of this door, you will not be on the ground any more. To come back, just swim your way back to the entrance. Oh please (opens the door) it's not like once I walk out, I won't have any- Woah woah woah!! Guys!! I'm actually floating!!

Burger King: Out Of My Way Bitches!! (Goes to the room) Woo Hoo!!

Controlly: (Goes into the room) Canon Ball!!!

Crayon Box: My turn! (Into the room) WOO!!

*Everyone goes into the room. MePhone is the last one to go in.*

4: Come On MePhone!! This Is So Much Fun!!

MePhone4: Ok! I'm going in!! (Goes in)...... Woah! Haha!! Look, I'm Floating!! I'm Floating!!

Gamey: Guys!!! Look At This!!

*They see that Gamey was right next to some fake rocks. And he hopped from one rock to another.*

Gamey: I Can Jump High Now!!

Computer: Guys Look!! I'm Spinning!!

Crayon Box: Hello!! I Can Do Backflips Easily Now!!

*She does a backflip. And accidentally hits someone.*

Controlly: Ow!!

Crayon Box: Sorry Controlly!

Controlly: Haha no problem. I love you!

Crayon Box: What?

Controlly: Nothing!

4: MePhone! Grab My Hand!!

*MePhone then floats over to him and grabs both of their hands. Then they spin around.*

MePhone4: Haha!! This Is Super Fun!! WOOHOO!!

*A little bit later, everyone was finished using the restrooms.*

Announcer: Alright. Everyone's done. Now everyone gets on the bus.

Illusion Chocolate Bar:.... Should we tell the others that they're gonna leave already?

Illusion Gamey: I think it's best if we leave them here. They want to be here longer, let's leave them here longer.

Illusion Oodle: Oh my doodle. That's such a good idea!

Illusion Paint Palette: Yeah let's leave them here.

*The illusions go on the bus. Once they're in, the bus leaves. Leaving the others behind.*

To Be Continued

Chapter 3: Trees

Chapter Text

We go back to the others who are still in the gravity room.

MePhone4: Lookie Here. I'm Flying!! I'm Superman!!

Computer: Superman?? What happened to MasterPhone!!?

MePhone4: Now hold on wait wait wait.

*He pulls out his mask.*

MePhone4: Now I'm MasterPhone4!

Computer: Haha! Oh No! You Found Me! I'm Gonna Run Away Because I'm The Bad Guy!!

MePhone4: Oh No You Don't!!

Controlly: Hey!! This Is Just Like Super Mario Galaxy!!... Let me see if I can catch a star! Woohoo!

Oodle: This Is Definitely What I Was Looking For!! Look At Me Spin!!

*Then someone turned off the gravity room which made everyone fall to the floor.*

Burger King: Hey! What the fuck!

Employee: Sorry guys. The Science Center is about to close soon.

Crayon Box: Aw man!

*Then all of them leave the room.*

Employee: Make sure to stop by our gift shop before you leave. You guys have a good night.

4:.... Man, that was so much fun!! I want to go in again!

Oodle: Maybe next time. Right now, I'm just ready to go back to camp on my bed.

*They all go outside.*

Gamey: Hey..... Isn't the bus supposed to be here?

Gold Ingot: Wait Where's The Bus!!!?

Airy:..... Oh oh.

Burger King: Oh Oh?.... Oh Oh!!! What Do You Mean Oh Oh!!

Airy: I forgot to tell my illusions when to tell us we're leaving.

Everyone: WHAT!!!

Paint Palette: So That's It!! We're Just Left Behind!!!

MePhone4: WE'RE GONNA DIE AND STARVE!!!

Everyone: AAAAAAAAA!!!

Gamey: Guys Guys Guys!! Calm Down!! We'll find a way back to camp!

Computer: How though!?

Gamey: Hmmm.

*That's when Gamey sees a big truck by the gas station.*

Gamey: AHA!!

*A few minutes later, Gamey goes inside the truck to change the address to have the truck go to camp. Then he goes back to the back of the truck by lifting the door up.*

Gamey: Ok! I changed the address. You guys comfy?

4: Yep. Who knew this truck can have so many chocolate rolls!

MePhone4: Should we worry about this truck having a bunch of bottles of soda?

Paint Palette: I don't know. Maybe we shouldn't be here. We could get in trouble!

Oodle: Yeah we might have to clean this truck as our punishment if we get caught.

Computer: What was that?

Oodle: Nothing!

Crayon Box: It's our only way to get home. Don't worry too much about it!

Paint Palette: But I don't think-

*Then she remembers what CB will say if she keeps this up.*

Crayon Box: Don't be such a mommy!

*Then she shakes things off.*

Paint Palette: You know what. Let's just stay here. If it's our only way to get back to camp.

*Then the truck started to move.*

Gamey: Alright everyone, hold on tight! We're gonna be here for a while!

*Everyone got comfy. 15 minutes later, they all were asleep in the truck. That's when the truck driver sees a bunch of baby foxes on the road.*

Driver: AAAAA!!!

*Then he makes a big turn. Oodle started to slide and bumped into Crayon Box.*

Oodle: AAA!

Crayon Box: Hey Watch It!!

*Then everyone slides into each other.*

Everyone: AAAAAAA!!!

Chocolate Bar: What's going on!?

*The driver made such a big turn, that the back of the truck detached itself and started to spin around on the road.*

Controlly: WHAT'S HAPPENING!!?

Computer: I Think I'm Gonna Be Sick!!

*Then the back of the truck started to tumble down the mountain.*

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Computer: Ok! I'm Gonna Throw Up!!

Everyone Else: NOOOOOOO!!! AAAAAAAA

*And the back of the truck finally falls to the ground. Later on, the other campers finally made it to camp. All the campers were getting off the bus. But some of the campers noticed the illusions weren't getting off.*

Popcorn:........ Uhhh hey guys. We're here. Aren't you going to get off?

Illusion Campers:..... Okie dokie!

*Then the illusions get off.*

2:....... Are you guys alright?

Illusion Campers: What do you mean?

Remote: Well...... you guys don't....... seem like yourself?

Illusion Gold Ingot: That's because we're illusions!

Square Bracket: Ohhhh. You guys are wizards! That's cool!

UFO: I don't think that's what they mean.

Calculator: What do tey mean by tat?

Illusion MePhone4: It means we aren't the actual campers. We're just clones of them.

2: WHAT!!! So You-..... You Guys!!...... Are Not!!

Wii U: They're not real.

Illusion Airy: Well. Time is up. Our creators will be here soon.

2: Where Are They!! Where Did They Go!!

Illusion Computer: We can't tell you. We're gonna disappear. In 3, 2, 1!

*And the illusions disappeared.*

Mickey Mouse:....... Well. That was unexpected.

Microphone: Missing Campers!? This Will Be Great For A Video! Blue Planet Get Your Notes Out!! We Can Make So Many Views With The Theory On The Missing 12!!

Blue Planet: OOOO I Know A Good Title! The Disappearing Campers! Probably Dead!!

2: They're Not Dead!!....... Where Could They Have Gone!!!....... 4!!!!

Mickey Mouse: Shut The Fuck Up!! The Scoutmaster Will Hear You!!

Popcorn: But What Do We Do!! My Besties In My Cabin Are Gone!!

Wii U: The only thing we can do is find them ourselves!

Calculator: How though?

Wii U: Well they're probably still back at the science center. So we need to get over there ourselves.

Mickey Mouse: Well how the fuck are we going to do that? None of us knew how to drive a bus!

Wii U: No. But I have something we can use.

*That's when everyone goes to one of the cabins. That's when they see Wii U pulling out his motorbike.*

Remote: Hey! Your motor bike! I thought you had to get rid of it!

Wii U: No, I said I had to hide it. And I did! Now where are the wagons?

UFO: Wagons?

Wii U: You guys are coming with aren't you?

Mickey Mouse: The Fuck No!! I'm Not Going Anywhere!!

Remote: Well I'm going! To help my buddy out!

2: So Am I!! If It Means Bringing 4 Back!!

Square Bracket: And I'm going to! To support my friend!

Popcorn: I'm Going! I Need My Girls Back!

UFO: Why not. We can have a little bit more adventure.

Calculator: And a little bit more screen time.

Microphone: Hey I want to go! Just to see if they are dead!

Blue Planet: Yes! Let's See Some Dead Bodies!!

Everyone: They're Not Dead!!

Wii U: Alright, anyone else?

Mickey Mouse: Oh fuck it. It's gonna be boring here if I don't have BK to mess around with. I'm in!

Wii U: Alright everyone gets some rope. We have some campers to find!

*A little bit later in the morning, everyone gets out of the back of the truck.*

Gamey: Ugh my head.

Burger King: This was such a shitty idea.

Paint Palette: Ew I'm covered in Computer's barf!

Computer: Sorry guys!

Gold Ingot:..... Guys. Where exactly are we?

Everyone:.... (Gasp)

*That's when they saw that they were in the middle of the woods. They don't know where they are as they just see a bunch of trees.*

Oodle: We're in the woods.

Gold Ingot: I'm not getting any signals!

Oodle: My powers! The fall must've messed them up!

4: Mine Too! I can't teleport!!!

Chocolate Bar: WE'RE LOST IN THE WOODS!!

Everyone (Except MePhone and Airy):........ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

*Everyone was running around freaking out about getting lost. Airy was shaking about the whole thing. Everyone was freaking out........ Except for MePhone.*

4: GUYS STOP SCREAMING!!

*Everyone stopped freaking out.*

4:....... MePhone?..... Are you ok?

MePhone4:.... U-huh.

Computer: Oh No!! He's About To Start Having A Panic Attack!! I Got You My Muffin!!

MePhone4: No no Computer I'm fine. It's just...... this place seems so familiar.

*That's when MePhone uses his super senses to figure out where he is.*

MePhone4: (GASP!!)

*That's when MePhone started to run towards another direction.*

Crayon Box: MePhone Wait! Where Are You Going!!?

*That's when everyone started to follow MePhone. MePhone kept running until he stopped at a bush. He pushes them out of the way and sees.....*

MePhone4: (GASP) My Spaceship!!!

*Everyone stopped and questioned what MePhone was talking about.*

Everyone:...... Spaceship??

*That's when they push through the bushes and see a huge ship like rocket crushed to the ground.*

Everyone: Woah!

MePhone4: I Can't Believe It!! My Ship Is Still Here!!

Gamey: Uhh do you mind explaining what's this all about?

MePhone4: Guys! It's My Spaceship!! It's The One I Used To Get Here!!

Airy:...... You lived in space?

MePhone4: Which means...... This Is My Home!! I'm Home!!

Paint Palette: But I thought your home was where your foster parents were?

MePhone4: Oh no. That's my second home. I actually lived in the woods before I went to the city.

Gold Ingot: Well.... You seemed happy about this.

MePhone4: Believe it or not, the woods were actually less scary for me than the city.

Chocolate Bar: So is there any reason why the ship is a boat.

MePhone4:....... Don't judge me.

4: You think we can fix this so we can go back to camp?

MePhone4: Yeah I don't think we can. The ship runs on...... different energy. Something that earth doesn't have.

4: Oh.

MePhone4: But don't worry! Since we're here, maybe I can get help from my old family! Come on!!

*MePhone then runs back to the woods. The others followed him.*

MePhone4: I'm finally back home...... Look! It's the bush I would play hide and seek in!..... And learned that it was poison ivy.

Oodle: Ok... Keeping that noted.

MePhone4: Look! It's The Tree I Fell Off Of That Made Me Learn I Had Superpowers!!

4: Uh.... Oh that's why you made me fall off a tree that one time.

MePhone4: Yeah forgot to tell you that once you figured out my superhero identity.

Gamey: Hey that's right! Can't we use our superhero identities and get out of here?

MePhone4: And have us caught! No thank you!

Gold Ingot: Ugh This Is Hopeless!! We're Never Gonna Get Out Of Here!! We'll Be Stuck Here Forever!!

*That's when a wolf came out of the bushes and grabs Gold Ingot by the shirt*

Everyone: AAAAA A WOLF!!!

Gold Ingot: GUYS HELP!! THIS WOLF IS ATTACKING ME!!

MePhone4: Wyatt!! Drop My Friend Right Now!!

Everyone:...... Wyatt?

MePhone4: Drop Him Now!!

*Then he drops him.*

MePhone4: Good boy!

*Then he starts licking his face.*

MePhone4: Aww I missed you too! You've gotten so big since I last saw you! I remember when you were just a puppy!

Chocolate Bar: Wyatt..... is an actual wolf?

MePhone4: Yeah wasn't the plush obvious!!

Crayon Box: We thought you meant an actual person though!

MePhone4: Wyatt isn't a people's name!

Burger King: The fuck do you mean!?

Computer: Shhhh. Let him be cute and silly!

MePhone4: Hey boy! Where's everyone else at?

*That's when Wyatt points in another direction.*

MePhone4: Oh ok! Come-

*Then Wyatt grabs MePhone and puts him on his back.*

MePhone4: Oh yeah! I can ride you! I forgot. Take Us Home Boy! Come On Guys!!

*Then MePhone and Wyatt are heading their way back home. Everyone started to follow them. Again. Then they all arrived at a cave where there were a bunch of wolves.*

Wyatt: (HOWLS)

Wolves: (HOWLS)

MePhone4: It's good to see you guys too!

4: You lived with a pack of wolves.

Controlly: I'm having a hard time processing this.

MePhone4: Nice to see you again Wade. Wendy, you look beautiful as usual. Looking cool as ever Walker!..... Hey Wallace!...... Ok you still don't like me...... Hey, my old outfit when I lived here!

Airy:..... How?

Oodle: Seriously how did you manage to live here?

Gamey: And how come you left? You sound like you were so happy to live here.

MePhone4: Wyatt can I be put down?

*Wyatt puts him down.*

MePhone4: Good boy. Now. It all happened 6 years ago.

*Flashback.*

MePhone4: I was in my spaceship trying to run away from home. A bunch of asteroids were in my way though. And my old father sent some of his creations to come take me back. Leaving me to crash here.

*Then the ship crashes in the middle of the woods.*

MePhone4: After that hard landing, I got out of the ship to see where I was at. Unfortunately it was raining that night. And a bunch of coyotes came out thinking I was food. I ran as fast as I could to run away from them. But I was at a dead end.

*Showing the coyotes about to get MePhone.*

MePhone4: I thought I was dead for good. But luckily, Wyatt found me and scared all the coyotes away. A little bit after he saved me, he brought me to his home with his family. And for about 5 years, I was raised by them and was part of the family. I was able to understand them since I was programmed to understand animals..... Maybe not all of them since I couldn't understand most of the other animals besides them. Maybe that power was broken or something.

4: So how come you left?

MePhone4: Well. That was when hunting season happened. Hunters would come and try to kill the animals here. More and more kept coming every season. So to keep me safe, Wyatt took me to the city so that I won't get killed in the woods.

*Flashback ends.*

MePhone4: And after that, I found a home and now I live with my foster parents.

4:......... Ummm. Wow.... Interesting story.

Crayon Box: So do you think they can take you back so we can go back to camp.

MePhone4: Let me ask.

*That's when MePhone goes to the wolf pack. And the others hear him howling.*

MePhone4: Aroo. Ow ow! Bark!

*Then he comes back.*

MePhone4: Yeah they don't remember where the city is.

4: Well what about you?

MePhone4: Yeah. I was asleep when he took me over there.

Everyone: UGH!

MePhone4: Don't worry though. We'll find a way home soon. In the meantime let's get comfy here. Let's relax a bit.

Crayon Box: Well I'm gonna go find something to eat. I'm getting hungry.

Controlly: I'll Go With You!! I mean, if you want.

Crayon Box: Sure I guess.

Paint Palette: Computer can you come with me to get some leaves to sleep on.

Computer: What? Why?

Paint Palette: Come On!!

Computer: Ok Ok Sheesh I'm Going!!

Gamey: I guess.... I can get some water. By myself.

Oodle: Here I'll go with you. If it makes you feel better.

Gamey:..... Ok. Come on!

Burger King: Alright Airy come on. Let's go get some wood.

Gold Ingot: CB come on! We can get wood too!....... CB?

Burger King: Airy?

*Then they both see Chocolate Bar and Airy leaving.*

Burger King: Ok What The Fuck!!?

Gold Ingot:..... You want to get wood together?

Burger King:.... Fine I guess.

*Then everyone leaves. Except for 4 and MePhone. Then Wyatt pulls MePhone aside.*

MePhone4: What is it boy?

*He still kept pulling him.*

MePhone4: 4 I'll be back. I think Wyatt wants to show me something.

4: Ummm.... Ok.

*Then Wyatt pulls him to a cave.*

MePhone4: What is it boy!?

*Wyatt just looked at him with a serious look.*

MePhone4: What? Why are you looking at me like that?......... Look, I didn't want to lie to them either. But if we go to the city, that means I won't have much time left with them.

Wyatt: (Wimpers)

MePhone4: Look we'll go back...... I just want them to stay longer, that's all.

*What MePhone doesn't know is that 4 overheard what was going on.*

4:..... Stay longer?...... What does that mean?

To Be Continued

Chapter 4: Berries and Water

Chapter Text

The other campers were on their way to the science center to find the others. They arrived there. They were looking for them.

2:.... I don't see any of them?

UFO: Maybe they're inside?

Microphone: OK forget them being dead!! It would be more funny if they got kidnapped!!

Blue Planet: Kidnapped. And then Killed!!

Popcorn: Would You Two Stop It Already!!

*That's when Wii U sees an employee outside.*

Wii U: Excuse me? Were 12 kids still here last night?

Employee: Hmmm. Oh yeah they were. Yeah they were in the gravity room and then we had to kick them out because we were closing.

Wii U: Do you know where they went?

Employee: I think I saw them going to a gas station across the street.

*5 minutes later at the gas station.*

Wii U: Well I did some investigating.

Calculator: What'd you get?

Wii U: Well I got camera footage of last night. Look!

*He shows them footage of the others going inside a truck.*

Mickey Mouse: Holy Shit They Got Kidnapped!!

Microphone: I Knew It!!!

Wii U: Look! The Tracks Are Still There!! Come On We Need To Follow It!!!

*Then we go to Controlly and Crayon Box who are trying to look for food.*

Crayon Box:.... Find anything yet?

Controlly:.... Ummm.... Do acorns count?

Crayon Box: Uhh I'm not sure if anyone wants to eat that.

Controlly: Hmmm..... Wait? What's that over there?

*That's when Controlly gets up and sees a berry bush.*

Controlly: Look! Berries!

Crayon Box: Berries? Where?

Controlly: Over There Come On!!

*They both go over to a berry bush.*

Controlly: Looks like we hit the jackpot with this one.

Crayon Box; What kind of berries are they though?

Controlly: Hmmm..... They're red..... But they don't look like strawberries...... Or a raspberry...... (Eats one) But they taste good!

*And he keeps eating the berries.*

Crayon Box: Ok slow down. We need to take some for the others.

*That's when CB takes off her hoodie. Leaving her only with her soccer jersey on..... Which Controlly starts blushing.*

Crayon Box: Here. We'll use my hoodie as a bag....... What are you looking at?

Controlly: Uhhhhh (shakes head) Nothing I'm just...... Thought we were doing a staring contest??

Crayon Box: OK. Come on, help me put some berries here.

Controlly: Right right. Berries.

*Then we go to Paint Palette and Computer.*

Paint Palette: I can't believe her! The one time I'm trying to protect her from getting hurt and sparing her feelings she calls me a mom!!!..... A Mom!!! Do you think I look like a mom!!

Computer:..... Well..... My momma is nice and pretty. And you're nice and pretty.

Paint Palette: But She's Calling Me A Mom Because She Thinks I'm On Top Of Her!!

Computer: Isn't that how most moms are?

Paint Palette: You're Missing The Point!! She didn't think I was being a friend to her, She Thought I Was Being Her Parent!!!

Computer: Well that's weird.

Paint Palette: Right!! And sure, I do sometimes get on top of her because she does get into trouble a lot. But I'm doing this just so she won't-......

Computer: Won't what?.... What happened? She won't what PP!!?

Paint Palette:...... You know, forget what I said...... Want to talk about MePhone?

Computer: (Gasp) YES YES YES!!! Ok. So did I ever tell you what our future wedding would look like. We will be so happy. And I can't even imagine the kid we'll have! Also-

Paint Palette (while Computer was talking): Phew. That was close.

*Then we go to Oodle and Gamey. Who were getting water by the lake.*

Oodle: Ok. These bowls I made out of leaves should help get our water........ Gamey?

*That's when he noticed he looked down.*

Oodle: Gamey?

Gamey: Huh. Oh sorry. I got....... A lot in my mind right now.

Oodle: Do you want to talk about it?

Gamey:....... Controlly said he wanted a second best friend.

Oodle: Oh..... And you're upset because?

Gamey: Well it's just I thought I would only be his best friend. I mean we seemed so close. For 5 years we've been together. Why would he want a second best friend?

Oodle:...... You seem fine with him being friends with us.

Gamey: Well I don't mind him having other friends. But best friend?....... I thought you could only have one best friend...... I'm just so scared I'm gonna lose him! It was bad enough that..... That he-

Oodle: Has a crush on someone now..... Yeah. He made it super obvious when he was around CB.

Gamey:... Well yeah. That..... And now he wants another best friend!!! It feels like he's gonna choose them..... Over me.

Oodle: (Sigh) I get it. It's scary to lose a friend you care about to someone else....... That's what I'm scared of about Computer too.

Gamey: Does Computer have a second best friend?

Oodle:.... Don't tell anyone this....... But I'm afraid MePhone will take him away from me.

Gamey: Really?

Oodle:...... I'm glad Computer is happy and that he now has another love interest that's not as bad as his old ones........ But what if they do end up together and I won't see him again...... And that goes for any love interest Computer has.

Gamey: Well..... MePhone isn't a bad guy..... I'm sure if they do get together, he'll let Computer be with you to hang out or something..... And Computer won't forget about you..... You two seemed like you have a nice bond.

Oodle:..... Yeah..... Maybe I should tell you the same if Controlly gets with CB!

Gamey: Yeah I'm still not sure of that.

Oodle: Oh right. Sorry.

Gamey: It's fine. But I get what you're saying.

Oodle:.... I think we got enough water. Come on, let's go back to the cave.

Gamey: Ok! Let's go!!

*Then we go to Chocolate Bar and Airy.*

Chocolate Bar:..... Were we supposed to get anything?

Airy:.... Not really.... I mainly wanted to....... Stay away from BK for a bit.

Chocolate Bar: So you're trying to stay away from someone too huh?

Airy: Who are you staying away from?

Chocolate Bar:..... Gold Ingot.

Airy: Aren't you two friends?

Chocolate Bar: That's the thing though!..... I don't..... Consider him a friend...... That might sound like I'm being a jerk. But our bond together just seems like a coworker bond. Not really a friendship kind of bond.

Airy:.... Is it because he has to do with Wand?

Chocolate Bar: Maybe...... I don't know...... But I don't want to raise his hopes up thinking I am his friend.... So that's why I'm avoiding him........ You avoiding BK because of what he said?

Airy:.... Yeah...... I mean....... He made me seem like..... I was....... Weak........ Undetermined..... A-

Chocolate Bar: A lonely loser.

Airy:...... Yeah....... I know that's his ego talking..... But why does he have to lie about how we met..... He came up to me. I didn't come up to him.

Chocolate Bar: Yeah I noticed your face when he was explaining what happened...... You want to keep walking to avoid them more.

Airy:..... Ok.... Watcha want to talk about?

Chocolate Bar: Whatever is fine with me.

*Then we go to 4 and MePhone. And MePhone was about to show his old outfit.*

MePhone4: So.... What do you think?

*He was shown to wear a skirt from the skin of a tiger, a leafy crown, paint on his face, and has no shirt on.*

4: Wow..... Ummm.... Nice outfit.

MePhone4: Thanks. It was the outfit I wore when I came here. I wasn't too worried about showing my marks on my arms because the other animals probably thought I got them from fighting a coyote.

4:.... MePhone..... Are you sure nothing else is going on?

MePhone4: What do you mean?

4: It's just you seem like there was something else bothering you besides school........ Do you want to talk about it?

MePhone4: Nope! School is the only thing bothering me! And nothing else! Yeah!

4:...... MePhone... You know you can tell me anything right?

MePhone4: Yeah yeah. Now come on, let's play with the other wolves!

*Then MePhone leaves.*

4:.... Why isn't he telling me anything?...... I know you're hiding something MePhone.

*Crayon Box and Controlly are heading their way back to the cave.*

Controlly: Man these berries are good!

Crayon Box: I told you to stop eating them! We need to save them for the others.

Controlly: Right..... Sorry.

Crayon Box:..... Hey Controlly. You don't think I'm..... Much right.

Controlly: Ummmm no.

Crayon Box: It's just that Paint Palette thinks I'm a lot to handle. Which I get I can be super active, but recently she's not treating me like her friend anymore. She's literally becoming like my mom right now!!.... I know she's doing her best to know what's best for me. But I need a friend! Not my own mother!!........ (notices some of the berries are gone) AH!! Controlly Stop Eating The Berries Already!!

Controlly: What are you talking about? We still have a bunch of berries. Like 100 bags of them.

Crayon Box: What are you- (GASP)

*Then she noticed that Controlly was getting a rash on his face and was sweating a lot.*

Controlly: And look. We... We... We even have some chicky nuggies!

Crayon Box: Oh My Gosh Controlly!! Your Face Is Full Of Rashes!! And You're Warming Up!! AAA These Berries Were Probably Poisonous!!

Controlly: No they're not. If- if they were precious, they would have turned into a carriage like ummmm..... Who was the princess that had mean dwarf sisters and had long hair again?

Crayon Box: Oh No Those Berries Messed Up Your Brain Too!! Here you need to lie down!

*Then Crayon Box takes him to a tree to lie down.*

Controlly: But but... What about the ummm..... Babies?

Crayon Box: Forget The Berries!! You Look Like You're Gonna Get Sick!! Now lay down until you start thinking straight!!

Controlly: Hehehe! Oh CB! You're berry sweet.... And caring.... That's why I love you!

Crayon Box:........... Can you repeat that last part?

Controlly: I wuv you cutie CB! I wuved you since last month! Now give me a kissy kissy!

Crayon Box: Ummm. Excuse me for a second.

*Then CB goes behind a bush.*

Crayon Box: UGH!! I Knew It!!! I Knew There Was Something Off About Him When He Started Talking To Me!! Why Does This Always Happen To Me!!? Why Can't Guys Leave Me Alone!!!?......... Ok. Calm down CB. Maybe he doesn't like you for those reasons...... Maybe he doesn't like me for how I look....... Better make sure just in case.

*Then he goes back to Controlly.*

Crayon Box:..... So. What exactly made you fall in love with me? What do you like about me?

Controlly: Hmmm. You're very cool. Like a slushie. Or like a very cold winter where we can build a snowman!

Crayon Box: So you like me..... for being cool?

Controlly: Well there's also you being strong. Like Wonder Woman! And ummm... you're very tough like Iron Man!!

Crayon Box: Hehe! Is that it?

Controlly: Ummmm..... Oh yeah. You is very brave. Really nice. Supportive. And very different from all the girls I met.... In a good way..... No girl I ever met was as nice as you. You remind me of...... ummmm. Hold on..... It's a character from smash. Uhhh.

Crayon Box: So..... you don't like me because of my looks.

Controlly: I mean.... you look nice... But it's not like I wuved you just for that. I'm not Gaston...... Who is Gaston?

Crayon Box: ...... You know..... maybe you aren't so bad after all...... Come on.

*That's when CB picked him up and carried him.*

Controlly: HAHA!! You're holding me!

Crayon Box: Let's go ya big goof. The others are probably getting worried.

*Then all the others arrived at the main cave.*

Airy: Hey.

Gold Ingot: Where have you two been!?

Burger King: And you two didn't get anything!!?

Chocolate Bar: Well we just wanted to take a walk and talk about stuff. So deal with it!

Oodle: Alright. We got water!

Gold Ingot: Why did you grab some when we can easily get some from the river?

Gamey: Do you want to walk over there every time you need water?

Gold Ingot:....... Good point.

Paint Palette: Well. Me and Computer got a bunch of leaves for our blankets and beds.

Computer: Don't worry. We got the smooth kind and not the itchy kind.

Crayon Box: Hey guys.

Controlly: Bonjour les amis!

Gamey: Oh My Gosh Controlly What Happened To You!!?

Controlly: I kissed a beehive and drank too much grape juice.

Crayon Box: We found some berries that we thought were good for us to eat. Turns out they were poisonous and he ate a bunch of them.

Controlly: You're very smart. I wuv you for that. You smartie girlie you!

Paint Palette: Girl are you blushing right now?

Crayon Box: What No!! I'm just tired from carrying him. That's all.

Controlly: I love how strong you are. Like Blossom! Because you're turning red.

Crayon Box (While Blushing) OK! We definitely need you to rest now! Come on, let's take you to the cave.

Controlly: No! No sleep! Let's go to Neverland like Peter Pan and Wendy!

*Then Crayon Box takes him inside the cave.*

Controlly: Come on. Let's go to-... let's go..... let's go to a castle!

Crayon Box: You need to sleep.

*Then CB gives him some water.*

Crayon Box: There. You're hydrated. Now rest. It's the only way you'll get better.

Controlly: I don't know..... I feel like I would be better if..... ummm.... What's that thing prince charming did?

Crayon Box:..... A kiss?

Controlly: Kiss kiss yeah! A kissy kissy!

Crayon Box:.......... Oh why not.

*Then Crayon Box kisses him on the cheek.*

Controlly:.......... WOOO!!

Crayon Box: Shhh!! Not so loud! We don't want anyone to hear!

Controlly: I got a kissy I got a kissy! I got a.... (yawn) kissy. (Sleeps)

Crayon Box: Good night Controlly.

*Then CB leaves the cave. Then she sees Oodle outside the cave with a grin on his face.*

Crayon Box: What pinhead!?

Oodle: You like him now!!

Crayon Box: Shhh No I don't I was doing him a favor!!

Oodle: You like Controlly! You like Controlly!

Crayon Box: You better not tell anyone this or else!!

Oodle: Ok ok I won't. That'll probably make up for the fact that I almost blackmailed you because of you not liking him at first.

Crayon Box: Yeah yeah whatever let's just go to the others.

Oodle:..... CB and Controlly sitting in a tree. K I S S I N G!

Crayon Box: SHUT UP!!!!

*Then everyone is sitting right by a campfire.*

MePhone4: You guys stay here. Me and Wyatt are gonna go hunt for some food. Come on boy! Let's go!

*Then MePhone and Wyatt leave.*

4:....... Guys.... MePhone is hiding something?

Gamey: What do you mean?

4: I know he is. He's been acting weird ever since yesterday. And he's obviously hiding it.

Chocolate Bar: So what are you going to do?

4: Well..... if he doesn't tell us soon..... I'm going to have to confront him about it.

To Be Continued

Chapter 5: Rivers and Streams

Chapter Text

The other campers have followed the trail for a while now.

Mickey Mouse: Man how much fucking longer are we gonna be here! We've been in these seats for three days!

Wii U: I think we're arriving...... Now!!

*That's when they end up seeing more of the trail through the woods.*

Popcorn: You don't think they went down there do you?

Microphone: This definitely looks like a place where the kidnappers go!

2: I will zap you every time you keep mentioning kidnapping or death!

Wii U: Welp. Looks like we're going down there.

UFO: Are you sure it's a good idea? This does look like a bad place to be in.

Blue Planet: For someone to die!

Microphone: Or kidnapped!

*And 2 zaps them.*

Microphone and Blue Planet: OW!

2: Told you.

Wii U: Come on! The others are down there!

2: Well I'm not holding back! Come on!!

*Then they go down. But a truck ran over the bike and the wagons.*

Square Bracket:.... Should we worry about that?

Wii U:...... Eh. We'll find another way back. Come on!

*Then they explore more into the woods. Then we go to the others who are sleeping inside the cave. Computer was right next to MePhone. And his hair was touching him.*

MePhone4: Haha Wyatt that tickles!

*Then MePhone hugs Computer thinking he's Wyatt.*

Computer: Hehe. Come here cutie!

*And Computer kisses MePhone which caused him to wake up.*

MePhone4: AAAA!!

Computer: AAAAAA!

*Then Computer falls on top of the others.*

Everyone: AAAAAA!!........ Computer!!!

Computer: Sorry!

MePhone4: Ok now that all of us have woken up, how about we start our day by walking through the woods and finding something to hunt to make it our dinner!! Come on Wyatt!

*Wyatt comes and MePhone hops on top of him.*

MePhone4: Let's Go!!

*Then they get out of the cave.*

Gold Ingot: Ugh how much longer are we going to be here.

Controlly: Hopefully soon. I don't want to be here either.

Crayon Box: Controlly! You're ok!!

Controlly: OH CB..... What do you mean I'm ok?

Crayon Box: You ate so many berries that it caused you to be delusional! And you had rashes on your face.

Controlly: I Did!..... That would explain why my face felt like it was burning.

Crayon Box: Wait.... So you don't remember being delusional?

Controlly: No?

Crayon Box: So that means you don't remember what you said.

Controlly: What!!? What did I say!?

Crayon Box:..... Oh nothing. Nothing at all. You know me. I like to mess with people. :(

Gamey: Controlly come on. Let's go!

Controlly:... Well I guess I'll talk to you later.

Crayon Box: Yeah.... Talk to you later.

*Then Controlly walks to Gamey.*

Controlly: Did you see that! She's finally talking to me! I don't know about what but I got her to talk to me!!

Gamey:.... Oh brother!

*Then everyone was in the woods looking for something to hunt.*

Oodle: What do you guys usually hunt for anyways?

MePhone4: Squirrels. And birds..... Sometimes if we're lucky, we hunt for rabbits!

Chocolate Bar: We need to get out of here.

Paint Palette: I want to leave here too. But I'm not sure how we're gonna leave.

MePhone4: Look!! There's A Rabbit!! Let's Go Wyatt!!

*That's when Wyatt and MePhone go to chase the rabbit.*

Gold Ingot: I really want to get out of here!

Burger King: No shit Sherlock!

Oodle: There has to be a way though! I know there is!

Airy:...... There's a river nearby right.

Oodle: Yeah why?

Airy:..... Why don't we just build a raft?

Gamey: Hey yeah that's right! If we build a raft and sail on the river, we can get out of here! We may not get back home, but hey we can at least sail enough to find some help!

Burger King: Man Airy who knew you could come up with a good idea!!

Airy:..... What's that supposed to mean?

Oodle: Ok let's go cut some wood then!!

Everyone: YEAH!!

*Then they all leave to make a raft.*

MePhone4: Hey guys you would not believe this! We actually got two birds, three squirrels, and one fat rabbit!! We have enough to eat!!....... Guys?

*That's when he realizes everyone is gone.*

MePhone4: Where did everyone go?

*Then we go back to the other campers who are still looking for everyone.*

Square Bracket: Woah..... That's a big truck.

Calculator: Looks like it's just the back of it.

2: Wait a minute?

*That's when 2 notice a blue cloth on part of the truck.*

2: This is part of 4's shirt. They were here!

Microphone: But they're not here!

Blue Planet: Which means they were kidnapped!!

*Then 2 zaps both of them.*

Microphone and Blue Planet: OW!!

2: One More Time And I Won't Be Afraid To Burn You Into A Crisp!!

Wii U: They did leave this truck though. Look at all the footprints!

Popcorn: Yep. That's their footprints alright.

Mickey Mouse: How though?

Popcorn: Well for one, Paint Palette's heel prints show on the footprints. BK drags his cape along that hides some of the foot prints. And 4 is the only one that doesn't wear shoes. Which definitely shows since one of the footprints actually shows the toes!

Wii U: Well let's follow them and see what we get!

*Then they all follow the footprints. Meanwhile we go to the others who are building their raft.*

Crayon Box: So you don't remember anything?.... At all?

Controlly: I really don't remember much. The only thing I can remember is that I was eating berries and I fell asleep.

Gamey: Come On!! Why Can't I Do This Right!!

Controlly: What's going on?

Gamey: It's these vines! I can't seem to tie them!

Controlly: Oh. Is that it? Here let me see.

*Then he grabs the vines and ties them up tight.*

Controlly: There!

Gamey: Woah! How did you tie it up so fast?

Controlly: Wii U taught me when I was a hall monitor at one point.

Gamey:.... Oh. Wii U.

Controlly: Yeah. I just hope that once we leave this place, I can ask him to be my second best friend.

Gamey: You're Still Doing That!! Uhhh I mean, you're going to do that?

Controlly: Yeah! It's been on my mind for a while. And I'm hoping I can do it soon before the summer is over.

Gamey: Oh... Good for you.

Controlly: Here I'll get more vines. I'll be right back.

*Controlly leaves. Then Gamey punches the raft out of anger.*

Gamey:...... Ow! Ow! Splinters! Splinters!!

*Then we go to Airy and BK who were tying up one part of the raft.*

Burger King:.... Hey Airy. Remember when you helped me tie up my solar system for my science project.

Airy:.... Uhh yeah.... You were stru-

Burger King: You know that actually showed our partnership at the time! Because that was the second day you came to me! Because you liked being around me so much you'd rather be with me than a lonely loser! And after that, you've been my right hand man ever since!

*That's when Airy got bothered and accidentally tied BK's hands on the raft.*

Burger King: Uhhh. Airy. I think you might have tied my hands onto this.

*Then Airy leaves.*

Burger King: Airy! Airy Come Back Here!! Untie Me Already Asshole!! Airy!!

*Then we go to Chocolate Bar who is collecting the wood.*

Gold Ingot: Hey CB! Buddy!

Chocolate Bar:...... What do you want?

Gold Ingot: Nothing. I just want to be with my Best Friend!! That's all.

Chocolate Bar:... I think I'd rather do this on my own.

Gold Ingot: Come on. Here let me get some of that wood off your hand!

Chocolate Bar: No! I Got It!!

Gold Ingot: Let Me Have It!!

*Then they all dropped the wood and it rolled over.*

Chocolate Bar: Aw Man!! Look What You Did!!

Gold Ingot: I'm Sorry! Look, I'll help you pick all this up!

Chocolate Bar: No! Just Leave Me Alone!! I got this on my own!

*Then Chocolate Bar goes and gets all the wood. While Gold Ingot goes back to the others all upset. Then we go to Oodle and Computer.*

Computer: Righty tighty! Making it super tighty!

Oodle:......... Computer I need to talk to you about something.

Computer: What is it?

Oodle: So.... About our time on the bus.

Computer: Oh yeah that reminds me. I took something from the science center while we were in the gravity room.

Oodle: Computer!! What Have I Told You About-

*That's when he stops. And sees that Computer got him a star key chain. Then Oodle takes it.*

Computer: I know I can have a lot to handle. And I know I get you into trouble because of me all the time. But I just want to say, I'm glad to have you as a bestie! And I'm really sorry about what happened on the bus.

*Oodle stayed silent. He looked back at the keychain.*

Computer: So what do you want to tell me?

Oodle:.... Oh. It's nothing. Let's just get this raft done.

Computer: Okie Dokie!!

*Then we go to Crayon Box.*

Crayon Box: Aw man! We're out of wood! Ugh what now!!

*That's when she looks to see another three that haven't had their branches cut.*

Crayon Box: AHA!!

*That's when Crayon Box was about to climb on the tree.*

Paint Palette: CB Stop! We don't need anymore wood! We've got enough wood as it is!

Crayon Box: Come on, let's get this last one! We could use some paddles to paddle our boat!

Paint Palette: You're not climbing up this boat! You almost hurt yourself from climbing up that rocket! I'm not letting you do the same with the tree!

Crayon Box: What's going on with you! You've been acting so pushy ever since we went on the trip!

Paint Palette: I'm Not Pushy!!

MePhone4: Hey guys. I went hunting for one second and you guys are gone. What's going on?

Airy: We're building a raft.

MePhone4: What?

Gold Ingot: We're building a raft so we can get out of here!

Gamey: We were thinking of sailing through the streams and seeing if we can find some help while sailing.

MePhone4:... Oh.... Well that's great. Uhh how much have you gotten done?

Chocolate Bar: Well we're about to see right now.

*That's when they push the raft into the lake. And it turns out it's floating.*

Gamey: WE DID IT!!!

*Everyone was cheering on.... Except for MePhone who was not excited about this. And 4, who was more concerned about what's been going on with MePhone.*

Oodle: Alright Everyone Let's Get On This Raft!!

*Everyone gets on the raft.*

Controlly: Come on MePhone get on!

MePhone4: Oh. Ok. Let me just get Wyatt real quick.

Burger King: Of course you're taking the wolf.

*5 minutes later, MePhone got Wyatt.*

MePhone4: Ok Let's Go!!

*Then they go on the raft.*

Gamey: Alright Let's Get This Raft Moving!!

*Then they start sailing through the lake. Later on, they're on the river sailing their way out of the woods while enjoying the view of the forest.*

Oodle: It's so beautiful over here!

Airy: Pretty mountains.

Crayon Box: Look at how pretty some of the meadows are.

*That's when the raft started to shake.*

Burger King: Guys! What the fuck is happening!!?

*That's when the vines started to break loose.*

Chocolate Bar: Oh No!! The Vines Are Breaking!!

*Then more vines started to break and the raft broke apart.*

Everyone: AAAAAAAA!!!

Computer: WHAT DO WE DO!!!

4: EVERYONE GRAB A LOG!!!

*They all grab on the log so they would float up.*

Gold Ingot: GUYS LOOK!! A LOSE BRANCH!!

Paint Palette: EVERYONE GRAB ONTO IT!!

*The first one to grab it was Airy and BK. And they make it to the surface.*

Burger King: Oh Sweet Ground!!

*Then Gold Ingot and Chocolate Bar grabbed onto the branch.*

Chocolate Bar: CB!! PP!! GRAB OUR HAND!!

*Then Paint Palette and Crayon Box grab their hands while Oodle and Computer grab onto the branch.*

Oodle: (GASP) GAMEY!!!

Crayon Box: CONTROLLY!!

*Then Controlly and Gamey grab onto the branch.*

Oodle and Crayon Box: Phew!

4: GUYS!! I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!!

MePhone4: 4!! GRAB WYATT'S TAIL!!

*Then 4 grabs his tail. Wyatt grabs on the branch and all three of them get back to the surface.*

4: Aw Man!! I Did Not Want To Get Wet Again!!

Gamey: I don't get it. How can our raft be loose? I made sure we got the right type of wood and made sure we tightened the raft enough!

4: Hmmm yes Gamey. I wonder why our raft fell apart.

MePhone4: Look, we'll find another way to get home. It's just going to take some time that's all!

4: Oh really. Say MePhone, why'd it take you so long to get Wyatt anyways.

MePhone4: I had a hard time finding him. He is good at hiding.

4: Really. Or was it because you needed to bring-

*That's when he snatched something out of MePhone's pocket.*

4: This!!!

*Then he pulled out a shard bear tooth. Everyone was getting concerned and confused.*

Paint Palette: Why did you have that!?

MePhone4: Well I wanted it as a souvenir. In case we leave here. I wanted something to remember this place you know.

4: More Like You Used This To Sabotage Our Raft!!

Everyone: (GASP)

Gamey: But why would you do that?

4: Because MePhone Wanted Us To Be Stuck Here On Purpose!!!!

Everyone: WHAT!!!

To Be Continued

Chapter 6: Rain

Chapter Text

Everyone was in shock knowing that MePhone didn't want them to leave the woods and go back to camp.

Gold Ingot: Wait Is This True!!?

MePhone4:.... Yes.

Crayon Box: But Why!!?

MePhone4: Look I just thought...... Summer is gonna be over soon and you guys mentioned we might not see each other anymore! So how about I make us stay here! And we won't have to go home! We can just be together for as long as we want!!

Burger King: Dude What The Fuck!!?

Chocolate Bar: What Were You Thinking!!!?

Paint Palette: Do You Know How Dangerous To Be Out Here!!

Oodle: We Could've Gotten Hurt Or Even Die Being Out Here!!

MePhone4: Guys I was-

Controlly: You Know Some Of Us Have Lives Outside Of Camp!!! All Of Us Have Stuff To Do!! And We're Just Stuck Here Because Of You!!

Gamey: Stuff to do!? Tell me Controlly. What's something you really want to do that you're already getting annoyed at being here!!?

Controlly: What are you on about?

Gamey: Oh you mean you don't want to leave here so you won't be able To Ask Someone To Be Your Second Best Friend!!!

Controlly: What- Is This About Me Wanting To Ask Wii U To Be My Second Best Friend!!?

Gamey: WHAT DO YOU THINK!!?

Controlly: OK What Is The Big Deal About This!!! I Just Want Another Best Friend!!

Gamey: That's The Thing!! You Want Another Best Friend When You Already Have Me As Your Best Friend!!!

Controlly: Having Another Best Friend Is No Big Deal!!! Everyone Has More Than One Best Friend!!!

Computer: Me and MePhone are each other's second besties!! And we've been second besties for a while!!

4: What!!?

MePhone4: Uhhhhh

Controlly: See Computer Has Another Best Friend!!! Why Can't I Have One!!! You Get To Have More Than One Best Friend!!!

Gamey: No!! No!! I Don't Have More Than One Best Friend!! I Have More Than One Friend!! I Don't Mind You Having Another Friend!! But Best Friend!!!

Gold Ingot: You know you two should be lucky you even have a best friend! Unlike A Certain Someone Chocolate Bar!!

Chocolate Bar: Gold Ingot Can You Stop It With This Best Friend Stuff!!

Gold Ingot: No You Stop It!! This Whole Time You've Been Avoiding Me And Not Wanting To Interact With Me!!! I Thought We Were Friends!!

Chocolate Bar: Yeah That's The Thing!! You're Not My Friend!! You Never Were My Friend!!

Gold Ingot: Are You-..... Do You Still See Me As A Coworker!!!?

Chocolate Bar: Well.... Kinda.

Gold Ingot: Kinda. Kinda!!! So Did Our Conversations Mean Nothing To You!! Did Our Time Being With Each Other Was Just A Burden To You!!

Chocolate Bar: Well You Would Pin Yourself As The Victim If I Didn't Pay Attention To You!!

Gold Ingot: What About Our Time Trying To Get Into This Friend Group!! We Both Had To Work Together To Get Here!!

Chocolate Bar: What Choice Did I Have!!!? If We Weren't Gonna Be Here, It Was Either Be Stuck With You Or Be Alone For The Rest Of The Summer!!!

Airy: I don't think you guys should be friends if one of them is lying...... Which I think I might end a partnership with right now because of this.

Burger King: The fuck are you talking about?

Airy: Why have you been lying to everyone on how we met!?

Burger King: The Fuck!! I Haven't Been Lying!!

Airy: If I can recall. You said I was gonna be a lonely loser if I didn't come up to you. Which you are wrong!

Burger King: I'm Not Wrong!! You Came Up To Me!!!

Airy: You came up to me!

Burger King: Well You Came Up To Me After We First Met!!

Airy: That's because you forced me into it!!

Oodle: Forced huh? Hmmm. Kinda like I have to be forced into my mess because he didn't want to Deal With The Punishment By Himself!!!

Computer: Yeah who would do-.... Hey Wait A Minute!!? Are you talking about me!?

Oodle: You know what I'm done sugar coating this! Computer!!! I Shouldn't Be Dealing With Your Messes!! You Caused The Soda To Explode On The Bus!! You Clean The Mess!! Not Me!! You!!!

Computer: But I said I was sorry!! Plus you didn't have to stay with me! You decide to join me yourself!!

Oodle: No I Didn't!!!

Computer: Did To!!!

Oodle: Did Not!!

Computer: Did To!!

Paint Palette: Well I better break up all these fights. You know. Since I'm Apparently The Mom!!!

Crayon Box: What are you talking about!?

Paint Palette: CB I Can't Believe What You Said To Me!!? I Was Trying To Help You Out!! And All I Get You Thinking I'm Your Mother!!?

Crayon Box: Well It's True!! Honestly Paint Palette Most Of The Time You Don't Even Act Like My Friend Anymore!! It's Always CB Don't Do This!! Crayon Box Stop That!! CB Don't Go Outside Wearing That Outfit!!! It's Always Nag Nag Nag From You!!!

MePhone4: Guys Calm Down!!!

Controlly; I Hate How You're Like This You Know That!! You Never Want Me To Be With Anyone Else But You!! You're So Clingy!!!

Gamey: I'm Not Clingy!! And You're Missing The Point!!

Computer: You Could've Walked Away And Went To The Center Without Me!!

Oodle: No Because If I'm Not With You, You Become A Big CRYBABY!!

Computer: (GASP) Well At Least I'm Not A PINHEAD!!!

Oodle: (GASP) YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!

Gold Ingot; What About Those Times We Talked Behind Wands Back!!

Chocolate Bar: Only Because I Had No One Else To Talk To Because Wand Didn't Want Us To Be With Anyone Else!!

Paint Palette: Now You Listen To Me Young Lady!! I'm Only Trying To Make Sure You Don't Get Hurt And Make Sure Your Feelings Don't Get Hurt!!

Crayon Box: Yeah you lost me at young lady MOM!!!

Airy: I would've been fine if I didn't meet you.

Burger King: Yeah Right!! If It Weren't For Me, You Would've Been A Fucking Loner!! You're Such A Pathetic Asshole!!! You're Weak Without Me!!

*Then Airy punches him in the face. Then he takes off his hoodie and ties it around him.*

Airy: I'm Weak!! You Wanna Bet Bitch!!!

Burger King: Oh It's Fucking On!!!

*Then BK takes off his crown. Everyone kept arguing more.*

MePhone4: Wait Wait!! Guys Please!! Stop The Arguing!!

*Then everyone started to fight and tackle each other. A lot of hair pulling and biting each other. They kicked and punched each other a lot.*

MePhone4: STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!!

*Then 4 uses their powers to split everyone apart. A little bit later, it started to rain.*

4: Enough Fighting Already!! We Need To Be Together To Get Out Of Here!!

Gamey: Well You Can Count Me Out!!! Go Ahead And Ask Him To Be Your Best Friend!! Because You Just Lost One!!!

Controlly: Fine By Me!!! I Don't Need You Anyway!! I'm Finding A Way Out Of Here On My Own!!

Gold Ingot: Well Go Ahead And Not Be My Friend!! I Don't Need You!! I Can Buy A Friend!! As soon as I get out of here.

Chocolate Bar: Well Good Luck Finding Your Way Out Since All You Think About Is Using Money To Fix Your Problems!!

Gold Ingot: I'll Probably Get Out Of Here Faster Than You!!

*Then BK and Airy stared at each other.*

Burger King: Bitch!!

Airy: Asshole!!!

Burger King: Well Good Luck Finding A Way Out Of Here!!! You Lonely Loser!!

Airy: Have Fun Trying To Get Out Of Here Without Me JAMES!!!

Burger King: You Did Not Just Fucking Deadname Me!!!

Paint Palette: Well You Can Go Ahead And Find Your Friends Since You Don't Want Your Mom Around!!!

Crayon Box: Well Good!!! I Didn't Want To Be Around My Mom Anyway!!! I'll Go On My Own Without You Holding Me Back!!

Oodle: You Can Fix Your Own Mess!! Because I'm Not Staying To Help You Out Anymore!!!

Computer: Fine By Me!!! I Didn't Want You To Help Me Anyways!!! I Don't Need You!! I Don't Need Anybody!!

*Then everyone leaves. Accept for 4 and MePhone. And Computer was just about to leave until he heard the conversation.*

MePhone4: 4 I didn't mean for anyone to get hurt or cause them to split up! I just wanted us to be together!

4: That's not what I'm upset about!...... You lied to me MePhone.

MePhone4: Yeah but..... I was only.... Trying to....... (tears up) have everyone be together.

4: But you almost put everyone in danger!! We could've starved and died out here!! All because you don't want to go back to school!!

*MePhone wanted to tell him what was really on his mind. But he didn't think it would be a good time for him to say it.*

4:........ You know, when I first met you, I thought things would be different. I thought you would actually be my friend........ I guess I shouldn't get my hopes up.

*Then 4 leaves. Leaving MePhone alone. Then Computer comes out of the tree he was hiding in.*

Computer: You know what. Who needs them!? We can live together here for as long as you want!!

*That's when he hears MePhone crying.*

Computer:...... MePhone? Are you ok?

MePhone4:..... I messed up Computer. I messed up big time!

Computer: It's not your fault though! You didn't want all of us to split up.

MePhone4: But I Made You Guys Stay Here!! I Lied About Finding A Way Home I Lied About Why I Wanted To Stay Here And I Almost Caused You All To Drown!! All So Because I Didn't Want You Guys To Leave!!...... And now that doesn't matter. Everyone is gone and split up......... Why can't summer last forever?

Computer:..... Well now we're together! Come on! Let's go to the cave!

MePhone4:...... No.

Computer:...... What?

MePhone4: You shouldn't have to stay because of me. Go!

Computer: But MePhone I really-

MePhone4: Computer Just Go!!!

*Computer was actually upset to hear this. He didn't want to leave him alone. But he didn't want to make him more upset if he stayed. So he just left him. He looked back for a second. And then he left completely. MePhone looks at Wyatt.*

MePhone4: Come on boy. Let's go to the cave.

*Then MePhone climbs on Wyatt and they ride back off to the cave. Then we go to 4 who was kicking pinecones.*

4: Can't Believe Him!!! He Purposely Made Us Stay Here And All For What!!!? Because He Didn't Want To Go To School!!! I Hate School!! BUT I WOULDN'T GET ALL MY FRIENDS STUCK HERE BECAUSE OF IT!! GRRRR!!!

*That's when he sees a leaf falling on the ground. That's when he remembered back in fall. He was just playing in the leaves since they were falling down the tree. That's when the other kids come.*

Kid #1: Look At The Freak!

Kid #2: They're Such A Little Kid!!

Kid #3: Why is he even here? Doesn't he have other stuff to do!?

Kid #4: Get Lost!!

*Then he leaves the lead pile. Later on it was time for him to go home. Then he got a water balloon thrown at him.*

4: Hey!! What The!!?

Blocky: I Got Him!!!

Snowball: Nice One!!

*4 got upset and walked away.*

5: Did you have a good day at school?

*4 looked at 5. But just ignored them and hopped into the portal. For a while he had no one to be around him. He was mostly alone. Months later, he was in the sandbox laying down.*

2: Square Bracket!! How's It Going!!...... Oh It's Going Great Over Here!!..... I miss you too buddy! Just 2 more weeks and we get to see each other!!

6: Has anyone noticed that 4 has been acting down lately.

9: Yeah, the guy has been sad all year.

7: Poor thing! There must be something we can do!

8: Yeah but what?

2: Hey SB! You should see all the stuff I'm bringing with me!! I finally got to bring my water guns!!

5: Hmmm.. I think I have an idea.

*Later on.*

4: Camp!!?

6: Yeah, wouldn't it be fun!!

4: I Don't Want To Go To Camp!!

7: Come on! You'll get to have so much fun over there! And you won't be alone, 2 will be with you!

2: Yeah it'll be so much fun!!! Just Think Of All The Fun Stuff We Can Do!!

4: I don't know. What if no one likes me there?

2: You'll be fine! As long as you're with me, nothing will happen to you!

*2 weeks later, 4 had all of his stuff with him ready to go to camp.*

4: 2. I'm not sure about this.

2: Come on, you squirt. It'll be fun! You're gonna love it!!

*That's when they go through a portal and arrive at Camp.*

2: Welcome to camp 4!!! Oh it's good to be back!!

4:..... I don't know. I'm already not liking this place.

2: Here there has to be something to cheer you up!

*That's when they see someone just arriving at the camp too. That would be MePhone himself.*

2: Hmmm. Here let's mess with that kid!

4: Wait what?

*Then 2 leaves.*

4: 2 Wait!!!

MePhone4: Huh? This academy looks more like a camp than a school. Oof!!

*MePhone accidentally bumps into someone and falls to the ground.*

MePhone4: Ah! My head.

*He looks up. And that's when he sees 2.*

2: Did you just bump into me!?

MePhone4: Oh sorry. I didn't see you.

2: Do you know what I do to kids that bump into me!?

MePhone4: Uhh, make up and hug.

2: Wrong Answer!

4: 2! Enough!

2: What I'm just messing around with him.

4: More like scaring him!

2: Ugh! You're no fun. I'm gonna go to my cabin.

*They go to see if MePhone is ok.*

4: Hey. You ok?

*MePhone looks up and sees 4.*

MePhone4: Uhh yeah.

*4 gave them their hand and helped him out.*

4: Ignore my older sibling. They always like to mess around with others for their enjoyment.

MePhone4: Your skin. It's blue.

4: Oh. Right. That's because I'm not like the others. I'm an Alegbralien!

MePhone4: Wait? So you're like an alien?

4: Ehhh you can say that.

MePhone4: Wow. That's so cool! Hey, what's your name?

4: The name's 4. As it says on my shirt. What about you?

MePhone4: Well my name is MePhone4. But I like to be called MePhone.

4: Huh. You're blue and you have a 4 in your name. I like you already.

MePhone4: So does that mean we can be friends.

*That's when it hit 4. He finally has someone to consider his friend. Which made him super happy.*

4: I don't see why not.

*That's when we go back to the present. Where we see 4 staring at the leaf.*

4: Yeah so much for being my friend!!

*Then 4 stomps in the leaf. Then they go under a tree so they won't get wet from the rain. Then they broke down and started crying. Soon enough we see the rest of the campers hiding inside a tree, under a cave, inside the bushes. Feeling upset that they are not only stuck in the woods, but now they're all alone.*

To Be Continued

Chapter 7: Clouds

Chapter Text

It was still raining, BK was inside one of the bushes.

Burger King: Can't Believe That Ass Face Thought I Was Lying About The Whole Thing!!...... I Would Never Lie About This!!

*Then we go to Airy, who was inside a tree.*

Airy: Big liar exaggerated the whole thing........... I know what happened....... Why would he lie about it?

*Then we look at them side by side. Remembering how they first met. Flashback happens 7 years ago. Airy was on the grass looking at caterpillars.*

Airy: You have a lot of legs........ How do you wash all your feet?

*Then he looks at a moth that flew on top of its beanie. That's when he notices a bird in a nest.*

Airy:.... Oh. You're trying not to get eaten........ Stay on my beanie as much as you want. I have no one else to talk to...... Unfortunately.

*Then we see a small prince.*

Burger King: Alright BK! Let's see who will be your servant!!

*Then he looks at some of the kids.*

Burger King: Hey You!! Be My Servant!

Girl #1: Ew no thank you weirdo!

*Then she leaves.*

Burger King: Bitch!!!.......... You There!! You're My Servant!!

Boy #2: Get Lost!!

Burger King:.... Ok asshole!!!..... You Be My Servant Now!!

Girl #2: Get Lost You Freak!!

Burger King: GRRRR!!! Where's A Servant When I Need One!!

Airy: 🎶Poor little bug on the wall jing jing🎶

Burger King: Who the fuck is that?

Airy: 🎶No one to love him at all jing jing🎶

*That's when he sees a young Airy sitting by himself.*

Airy: I think the bird is gone.

*Then the moth flies away.*

Airy: Bye moth.

Burger King: Aha!! He's Perfect!!

*Then he goes up to him.*

Burger King: Hey You!!!

Airy: Huh?

Burger King: You're Perfect As My Servant!!

Airy:..... Servant?

Burger King: Yeah you'll basically do whatever I said!!

Airy:...... So like...... You want to be friends?

Burger King: What no!! I just want someone to be with me that's all!!

Airy: Hmmm..... Ok.

*Then Airy gets up.*

Airy: What's your name?

Burger King: I don't like to use my actual name. I want to be known as Burger King!!!

Airy: Cool. I'm Airy.

Burger King: Airy??....... Interesting name. Now come on! It's time for you to do your first task!!

*That's when Airy started to do some of the things BK wanted him to do. They played soccer and Airy let BK win. They played UNO and Airy let him win. Then they played, Simon says....... And Airy let him win. The next day, Airy was back to doing his own thing.*

Airy: Ok time to make this butterfly farm for the science show and tell.

Burger King: You got to be fucking kidding me!!

*Airy looks over and sees BK struggling on tying the string for his solar system. Airy goes over to see if he can help.*

Burger King: Come On!! How The Fuck Are You Supposed To Tie These Things!!

Airy:..... Hi.

Burger King: What Are You Doing Here!!?

Airy: I wanted to see what was wrong.

Burger King: Well I don't need you anymore! I only ask for servants once!! And after that I go get a different one!! Now go and do your own thing!

*Then Airy looked at him struggling more.*

Airy: Oh that's what you're having trouble with.

*That's when he grabbed a planet, grabbed a small stick, wrapped the string around it and stuck it through the hole. And then he ties the string to the planet.*

Burger King: Hey how'd you do that?

Airy: My mom does a lot of sewing. Anyways, now that I showed you, I'm gonna work on my butterfly farm.

*Airy was about to walk away.*

Burger King: Wait!!....... You're not so bad for a kid who plays with bugs.

Airy: I don't play. I talk to them.

Burger King: Well regardless. Instead of being my servant, do you want to be my right hand man?

Airy:....... You mean..... You want to be friends.

Burger King: Friend. Right hand man. Same thing.

Airy:......... Ok. I like that.

Burger King: I can tell we're gonna do great things together!

*Flashback ends.*

Burger King:....... Maybe I did lie in some parts.

*Back to Airy.*

Airy: I did exaggerate on some things.

*Now we go to Crayon Box who is on top of a tree.*

Crayon Box: Welp. I'm back where I started. All by myself in a tree. Don't need anyone else!

*Then lightning started to come.*

Crayon Box: AAAA!!

*Then we go to Paint Palette who was underneath some big leaves.*

Paint Palette: So glad I'm not with her! I did all that work and this is how she repaid me!!

*Then the lightning struck.*

Paint Palette: AAAA!..... I hope she's ok..... Oh What Am I Saying!!!....... Crayon Box?

*Then we go back to Crayon Box.*

Crayon Box: Paint Palette would be with me at a time like this!...... Oh what am I saying! I don't need her!!

*That's when they both started to get worried. Then they both remember the first time they met. Flashback to 6 years ago. Paint Palette was with her parents in the counseling room.*

Paint Palette: Ok mother! I got everything set!

Paint: Well we'll see about that?

*She goes into the room. Everything is all organized. Everyone was all cleaned up. There was enough water. And lots of tissues.*

Paint: Excellent work splatters! You're probably better than me!

Paint Palette: Mom! Stop! You're making me hehe giggle!!

Crayon Box: I Do Not Want To Be Here!!!

Paint: Hmmm. Sounds like a kid in distress. I'll be right back sweetie.

Paint Palette: OK mom!!

*Then she goes to the office.*

Crayon Box: I Don't Want To Be Here!! Let Me Go!! Let Me Go!! AAAAAAAAA!!!

*That's when one of the staff came up to Paint.*

Paint: What's going on?

Staff: We've recently caught her in a fight with one of the boys in recess. But she's been acting up a lot lately. No one knows why.

Paint: Hmmm...... Don't worry. I will handle it.

*Then Paint goes back to the room.*

Paint Palette: What's going on mom?

Paint: Ummm. Seems like we have a little troublemaker in our hands. I'm gonna get everything ready for her session. Why don't you give her some water.

Paint Palette: No way! She seems so scary! She looks like she would pull my hair off!!

Paint: Well what she needs is to know that someone at least cares for her. And I think offering her some water will show her.

Paint Palette: Ok fine. But if I get my hair pulled, don't say I didn't warn you.

*Paint Palette grabs a cup of water. She slowly gets out of the room. She sees a young Crayon Box crossing her arms. She slowly walks up to her.*

Paint Palette:.... Hey. You want some water?

*CB just ignored her.*

Paint Palette: It's very fresh.

Crayon Box: I don't want any!

Paint Palette: Well it looks like you do. You look pretty heated.

Crayon Box: What's That Supposed To Mean!!

Paint Palette: AAAA!! Don't Pull My Hair!!

*That's when Crayon Box actually got upset from hearing that. Then she covered herself with her hoodie so she wouldn't see her crying.*

Paint Palette; Hey hey. Don't cry. I just thought. You would hurt me, that's all.

*CB didn't look at her.*

Paint Palette: Sounds like something bothered you to act this way.......... You want to talk about it?

Crayon Box:........ I hate boys.

Paint Palette: What was that?

Crayon Box: I Hate Boys!!! Why Do They Have To Attack Me!! All I said was that I wasn't interested in being his boyfriend!! Because he's such a jerk face!! And he has every boy to go against me and hate me!!!

Paint Palette: Oh you're talking about Wand.

Crayon Box: How'd you know?

Paint Palette: He made it very clear with the drawings he made on you. I didn't think the scary girl was you.

Crayon Box: I can't believe AAAAA!!!

Paint Palette: Hey hey it's ok! You shouldn't worry about what he says about you. If you ask me, he's a stupid head!

Crayon Box: You're saying that just to make me feel better.

Paint Palette: Oh really?

*Then she grabs a used tissue and puts it on her shirt. Then she used a weird voice to imitate him.*

Paint Palette: Duhhh I'm Wand! I'm a very big stupid head that relies on someone smarter than me because I'm dumb! Duhh!

Crayon Box; Haha! Stop! That's Funny!

Paint Palette: Duhh. I'm so stupid I probably pee in my pants! I think I'm gonna go poop in them too. Duhh!

Crayon Box: HAHA!! It's So Funny!!

Paint: Crayon Box. I'm ready to see you now.

*Then Crayon Box gets out of her chair.*

Paint Palette: Hey. Don't be afraid to tell my mom stuff. She'll help you out a lot.

Crayon Box:...... Ok!

*Then she goes into the room. An hour later she comes back out looking a little bit better.*

Paint Palette: How'd it go?

Crayon Box: Well I think I feel a little bit better than before.

Paint Palette: Hey. Don't let those boys get to you. They're only doing that because they have nothing better to do.

Crayon Box: Ok I will.

*Later on at recess, Crayon Box was sitting on a table coloring.*

Crayon Box: I think I'm going to make this dinosaur red.

Wand: Well well well. Look who came back from getting in trouble!

Crayon Box: Leave me alone.

Wand: I just wanted to tell you that the video of us fighting is getting so many views. The guys are definitely going to think you're a threat now!

Crayon Box: I Said Leave Me Alone!!

Paint Palette: Hey Wand. I got those diapers you wanted.

Wand: Diapers??

Paint Palette: Oh you know. For that one problem you have that involves your pants.

Wand: Ok ok I think you should shut up now!

Paint Palette: Just so you know, if you keep messing with my friend, I have a lot more to expose on you!

Wand:....... Well pleasure meeting you again CB, can't wait to see you in class.

*Then Wand leaves.*

Paint Palette: My mom says never to expose our patients secrets, but I think he's an exception.

Crayon Box:.... You called me your friend.

Paint Palette: Well yeah!...... Are we?

*Then Crayon Box scoots over to make room for her.*

Crayon Box: Get over here!

*Paint Palette got excited and sat right next to her.*

Paint Palette: I'm Paint Palette by the way.

Crayon Box: Crayon Box is my name!

Paint Palette: What are you coloring?

Crayon Box: Dinosaurs! GRRRRR!!

*Then they both started to giggle. Flashback ends. The thunder became louder and louder. And that's when Paint Palette got more worried, and Crayon Box got more scared. Now we go to Controlly who was behind a couple of rocks.*

Controlly: Ok I made my rock tower. And now it's time to knock it down!

*Then he kicks the rocks down.*

Controlly: WOOO!!! I Got It!!...... Hey, this reminds me of Angry Birds!!...... The one that me and Gamey use to play. Ooooo Look An Orange! I'm Gonna Slice This Up Like In Fruit Ninja!...... Another game me and Gamey used to play........... Wonder how he's doing?

*Then we go to Gamey sitting under a tree. Covering his face with his legs. That's when both Controlly and Gamey remembered how they first met. It started off 5 years ago when Gamey was trying to find someone to be around. He thought he had found a best friend. For a couple of months, he was friends with them. That is until they find someone else to be with. They told Gamey that the other friend was just gonna be their second best friend. Turns out, they ended up becoming their best friend. Leaving Gamey all alone again. He tried so hard to get another friend, but everyone didn't want to be friends with him because of all the trouble he causes with his experiments. He even tried to ask a crush he had. No luck, she didn't want to be with him. He thought he was going to be alone for a while. That is until someone came along.*

Controlly: Come On You Stupid Pigs!! Die Already!!

*And he didn't hit the pigs.*

Controlly: AAAAA!!! I Hate This Game!!

*Then he threw his phone and accidentally hit Gamey.*

Controlly: Oh sorry about that!

*Then he runs over to get his phone back from him. When he got his phone back, he noticed that Gamey was already crying.*

Controlly: Woah Woah I said I was sorry!

*Then he cried more.*

Controlly: Uhhhh what do I do?......... Aha!

*Then he hands him the phone.*

Controlly: Want to play Angry Birds?

*Then Gamey stops crying and looks up.*

Gamey: Angry Birds?...... Do you have to make them angry?

Controlly: No they're already angry. Watch this.

*Then he shows him how to play the game.*

Gamey: Haha! Those pigs are silly!

Controlly: They're the bad guys in this game. You're supposed to make the birds knock the pigs down. Otherwise they take their eggs!

Gamey: Oooo can I see!

*Then Gamey plays the game. And he passed a level.*

Gamey: Look! I did it! I knocked the piggy down!!

*Then they go to the next level.*

Controlly: Here let me show you something.

*Then he presses on one of the birds and they show their power up.*

Gamey: Woah! That one cloned itself!

*Then he did the same and won the next level.*

Gamey: I Did It!! I Won Again!!

Controlly: You seem like someone that would play a lot of video games. Want to come to my house and hang out sometimes.

Gamey: Really?...... Are you saying you want to be my friend?

Controlly: Yeah why wouldn't I? I need a Luigi to my Mario!

Gamey: I don't know who they are. But OK!! What's your name anyways?

Controlly: I'm Controlly. How about you?

Gamey: I'm Gamey.

Controlly: Here let's play a different game. Let's do fruit ninja!

Gamey: Oooo is that like fruits being ninjas!

Controlly: No we are the ninjas! And we cut fruit!

*Then they both started to laugh. Flashback ended. Controlly was looking at the fruit he had. And he regretted what he did and started to tear up. And Gamey was still covering his face so no one would see him cry. Then we go to Chocolate Bar who was walking in the rain. Then he remembered how he and Gold Ingot would laugh together whenever they would make fun of Wand behind their backs.*

Chocolate Bar: Ha! We did that, didn't we......... Hope he's doing ok.

*Then we go to Oodle who was walking by himself. Then he remembered something with him and Computer when they first met.*

Oodle: This rubber duck should be a symbol of our friendship.

Computer: OOO We should name it! How about Senor Pato!

Oodle: I was thinking of Mr Quacky.

Computer: (Gasp) How About Senor Quacky!

Oodle: Yeah! I like that! Senor Quacky!!

*Flashback ends.*

Oodle:...... I miss him already.

*Then he stops and sees Gamey by himself. He walks up to him.*

Oodle: Hey...... Are you doing alright?

*Gamey looks. But he hides his face and shakes his head no.*

Oodle: You want a hug?

Gamey:........ M-hm.

*Then Oodle sits down. And he hugs Gamey. And Gamey hugs him back.*

To Be Continued

Chapter 8: Rocks and Mountains

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Now we go to the others who are trying to find where everyone is at.

Calculator: UGH! How much longer are we gonna keep walking!?

Mickey Mouse: Yeah this is taking fucking forever!!

Popcorn: Yeah and the rain is really messing with my hair!

Wii U: Well we need to keep going before the footprints fade away! And they're almost gone!

UFO: I don't know if we're gonna find them anytime soon.

Square Bracket: Wait, I think I see someone over there!

*That's when they run over there and see that they bump into the pack of wolves.*

Square Bracket:....... Ok not what I wanted to see.

*Then the wolves started growling at them.*

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAA!!

MePhone4: Woah woah woah guys what's going on!?

Remote: MePhone???

MePhone4: You guys!!? What are you guys doing here??

2: We came here to look for you guys!? Where's everyone else!!?

MePhone4:....... They all left.

Microphone: Aw what!! So they didn't get kidnapped! Ripoff.

Gold Ingot: HELP!!!!

*That's when Gold Ingot comes running in.*

Gold Ingot: (Pant) MePhone!! (Pant) Danger!! (Pant) Bear!!!

MePhone4: Gold Ingot What Is It!!?

Gold Ingot: 4 Is Stuck In A Cave With A Bunch Of Bears!!!!

MePhone4 and 2: WHAT!!!

2: Ok We Need To Find Them Now!!!

Square Bracket: But where is the bear cave?

MePhone4: 2!! SB!!!

*That's when MePhone rides on Wyatt and brings two more wolves.*

MePhone4: Get On!! We're gonna save 4!

*Then they both hop on the other two wolves and they head to the bear cave.*

Popcorn: Well what now?

Gold Ingot: I don't even know.

Chocolate Bar: AAAAAAAAA!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!

Gold Ingot: CB!!!

Blue Planet: It's Coming From The River!!!

Gold Ingot: Everyone Come On!! We Have To Go Save Him!!

*Then everyone is off to the rivers. Meanwhile Computer is walking by himself.*

Computer: Hello!!....... Is Anyone Out Here!!....... I Need To Get Out Of Here!!............ I miss everyone....... I want them back! I want my muffin back! And My Bestie!!

*Then Computer trips on someone.*

Controlly: Hey!!

Computer: Ok not who I asked for but close enough!

Controlly: Aw man! You ruined my sleep!

Computer: Why are you sleeping in the middle of the floor?

Controlly: I was trying to look for Gamey last night. And then I got tired. And I guess I slept here.

Computer: You miss your bestie too huh?

Controlly:...... I messed up big time.

Computer: Me too.

Crayon Box: SOMEONE HELP!!!!

Computer: What Was That!!!?

Crayon Box: HELP ME!!!

Controlly: It's Crayon Box!! Come On!!!

*Then they both start to run to find her.*

Paint Palette: Well at least the rain is slowly going away.

*Then PP sees Controlly and Computer running.*

Paint Palette: Hey!! Where Are You Guys Going!!

Controlly: Crayon Box Is In Trouble!!

Paint Palette: WHAT!!...... Ugh!!! Hang On CB I'm Coming!!!

*Then we go to BK.*

Burger King: Alright no more sitting around. I actually need to get the fuck out of here!! Now where can I-

*Then he steps on a huge rock.*

Burger King: OW!!! AAAA I Hate These Stupid Things!!

*He picks up the rock. Throw it. And hits a beehive. Which caused a bunch of bees to come out.*

Burger King: Oh oh..... AAAAAAAAAA!!!

*Then he starts running away from the bees trying not to get stung by any of them. Then he reached a dead end.*

Burger King: Oh Shit!!

*The bees slowly come after him.*

Burger King: Please make this painless as possible!

*That's when someone threw flowers at them. Then they got distracted by it and went to the flowers to suck on the pollen. BK looked and saw that Airy threw those flowers.*

Burger King: Airy!! You Came Back!!?

Airy: No time for talking! Those flowers aren't gonna hold them much longer! Come on!

*Then they start running. Then they stopped somewhere to catch their breath.*

Burger King: Few. That was a close one.

Chocolate Bar: HELP ME!!!

*They heard a scream. They ran to see that Chocolate Bar was on the river holding onto a branch.*

Burger King; CB What The Fuck Happened!!?

Chocolate Bar: I Slipped On Some Mud And Accidentally Land In The River!! I've Been Holding The Branch For A While And I Think It's Gonna Snap Any Minute!!

Airy: Ok keep calm!......... I don't know what to do.

Burger King: Me neither.

Chocolate Bar: Oh no!

*The branch was slowly about to break. Then it snapped.*

Chocolate Bar: AAAAAA!!

Gold Ingot: CB!!! I'm Coming!!!

*Then Gold Ingot goes into the river and tries to save CB. He eventually got him and grabbed onto a rock.*

Chocolate Bar: Gold Ingot!!?

Gold Ingot: Don't Worry!! I'm Gonna See If I Can-....... I Forgot I Can't Swim!!!!

Microphone: Are you filming this?

Blue Planet: I'm getting every last second of it!

UFO: Oh for crying out loud.

*Then UFO flies over there and gets them.*

UFO: Here!! Both Of You Take My Hands!!

*Both GI and CB grabbed his hands. UFO takes them out of the river and takes them to dry land.*

Gold Ingot: Oh Sweet Land!! I Miss You!!

Chocolate Bar: GI??? You tried to save me??

Gold Ingot;....... Yeah. It's what friends do after all.

*Then CB got a smile on his face.*

Popcorn: Guys I Just Heard A Scream!! I Think It's CB!!

Chocolate Bar: But I'm right here.

Popcorn: Not You! Crayon Box!! Come On!!

*Then they start running in the other direction. Then we go to Oodle and Gamey. Who is still sitting by a tree.*

Oodle:........ So you want to talk about what's on your mind now?

Gamey:.......... When me and Controlly first met, I thought we would be friends forever you know. I mean he came up to me and showed me how to play angry birds! He said I was the Luigi to his Mario!!....... Guess that wasn't the case now was it........ he would rather be friends with someone cooler than me.

Oodle:...... Well..... I don't have a best friend anymore..... You wanna be my friend?

Gamey:...... Really?

Oodle: Yeah why not! I mean we look like we can be best buds. Very organized.

Gamey: Very intelligent.

Oodle: Both beings that can live on forever.

Gamey: Had hopeless romantics as our best friends.

Oodle: Oh wow! That's so true!

Gamey: Hehe. Ok. We can be friends.

Oodle: Well as our first thing to do together as besties, we need to find a way out of here.

Gamey: Couldn't agree more!....... Also I'm not saying bestie.

Oodle: Why not?

*Then they see Controlly, Computer, and Paint Palette running the other direction.*

Oodle: Computer!?

Gamey: Controlly!?

*They looked at each other. Then they run to tag along.*

Controlly: Gamey!!

Computer: Oodle!!

Gamey: What's Going On!!

Oodle: Why Are We Running!!?

Paint Palette: Crayon Box Is In Danger!! Now Stop Talking And Keep Running!!

*Then we go back to MePhone, 2, and Square Bracket, who are just arriving at the cave.*

MePhone4: 4!! Where Are You!!?

4: MePhone!!? Is That You!!?

2: 4 Where Are You!!

4: 2 Too!!

Square Bracket: Just Tell Us Where You Are Squirt!!

4: I'm Inside The Cave!!! The Boulders Are Covering The Way Out!!!...... And I Think There Are Bears Here!! I Feel Something Hairy!!

Square Bracket: Ok how do we get them out?

2: I don't know! I don't have super strength yet to get him out!!!

MePhone4; Ok. I know how to get them out. But you guys need to promise to keep this a secret.

2 and Square Bracket:...... Ok.

MePhone4: Ok. Here goes nothing.

*Then MePhone uses his super strength and lifts up the boulders and throws them right on top of the mountain.*

2:....... Wow.

Square Bracket: We need to sleep as soon as possible.

4: AAAAAAA!!

*That's when 4 runs out of the cave.*

4: I'm Out!! I'm Out!! I'm Out Of The Cave Full Of Bears!!

2: Hahaha! You sure that was bears that were in the cave.

4: Huh?

*Then he looks at his leg and sees they have a bunch of moss and hairy bugs on their legs.*

4: AAAAA!! Ew Ew Ew Gross Gross Gross!!!

*Then he rubs all of it off.*

4: Phew... I'm good now.

*Then he looks and sees MePhone was the one that saved him.*

4: MePhone?

MePhone4: No Time For Talking!! We Need To Get Back To The Others Now!!

*They all hop on the wolves.*

MePhone4: Onwards!!

*And they are heading their way to the others. Who saw Crayon Box hanging on one of the tree branches.*

Crayon Box: HELP!!

Paint Palette: Crayon Box!!

Oodle: Are You Ok Up There!!

Crayon Box; Oh yeah I'm doing pretty great up here. Enjoying the nice view. WHAT DO YOU THINK!!!

Popcorn: Hang On Girl!! Will Think Of Something!!!.... What do we do?

UFO: Here I could fly over there!

*Then he flies over to CB.*

UFO: Here Hop On To My Back!

Crayon Box:... OK!

*Then she hops on top of his back. And the tree branch finally breaks once she's off. Causing it to fall down and almost fall on top of the others.*

Calculator: Look Out!!

Everyone: AAAAAA!!

*Controlly runs away from it. He trips on a rock and falls towards the edge of the cliff.*

Controlly: AAAA!!!..... Guys!! A Little Help!!

*UFO finally makes it down to the ground with CB.*

Controlly: Guys!! Help!!

Crayon Box: Controlly Is In Trouble!!

Wii U: Don't Worry!! I Got It!!

*Wii U runs to save Controlly. Controlly is about to fall off.*

Controlly: AAAAAA

*Then Wii U catches his hand.*

Wii U: I Got You!!

*That's when Controlly looks up. He sees sparkles around him. He saw that Wii U's hair was flowing. And his eyes went big. Then Wii U pulls him up.*

Wii U: You ok?

Controlly: Uhhhhhhhh (shakes head) Yeah yeah. I'm ok.

Wii U: Come On!! Let's go to the others!

*Then they both run back to the others.*

Chocolate Bar: What now?

UFO: Well let's find 2, SB, 4, and MePhone and let's get out of here!!

Microphone: Yeah we definitely got enough footage for this!!

Mickey Mouse: Let's Get The Fuck Out!!!

*They were running their way back. That's when they bumped into coyotes. They then try to run back to get away from him. But there were coyotes there too. They were surrounded by a bunch of coyotes.*

Mickey Mouse: Ummm? Wii U??? Did you have any animal training by any chance??

Wii U: Uhh no. I haven't gotten that far!

Blue Planet: Hey we said we wanted the others to die!! Not us!!

Burger King: Airy! If we die! I want to say I'm sorry! I only lied because I didn't want the rest to see I was a big softie that I asked you to be my friend!

Airy: It's ok... I think I might have exaggerated some things too!

Chocolate Bar: GI I'm sorry for saying all that stuff earlier!! I really do consider you my friend!! I was only saying that stuff because I was having second thoughts of if you consider me your best friend!!

Gold Ingot: Of course I am dude!! And I'm sorry for being too pushy all those times!!

Crayon Box: Paint Palette I take back what I said!! You really are a friend to me!! I know you're only trying to protect me!!

Paint Palette: It's OK!! I think I should be less naggy and more of your friend!! I don't want to be like your mom!!

Crayon Box: You're not my mom!! You're My best friend!!

Computer: I'm So Sorry Oodle!! I Should've Just Let You Go And Fix My Own Mistakes!!!

Oodle: No Don't Say Sorry!!! I Shouldn't Have Been So Harsh Earlier!! The Truth Is I Only Stayed Is Because I Didn't Want To Be Alone And Have Fun Without You!!

Computer: Really!!?

Oodle: Yeah!! I Can't Do Anything Without You!!

Gamey: Controlly I'm sorry if I come off clingy!! I just didn't want to lose you!!

Controlly: No!! I was being the selfish jerk!! I don't want another best friend!! I want my bro back!!

Gamey: Come Here Buddy!!

*Then Controlly and Gamey started to hug each other out of fear. Then Oodle and Computer hugged each other. Then Paint Palette and Crayon Box. Then Chocolate Bar and Gold Ingot. Then BK and Airy. Then everyone else started to hug each other out of fear. That's when the pack of wolves started to attack the coyotes. Then the coyotes ran off. Everyone looks and sees that 2, Square Bracket, 4, and MePhone showed up to save them.*

Remote: 2! SB!!

Group #1: 4!!! MePhone!!!

*Then everyone goes to them and hugs them and cheers that they were saved. Later on they arrived at the wolf cave. MePhone was changing out of his outfit back to his old clothes. While everyone else was thinking about how they should go back home.*

Paint Palette: So do you guys know how we can go back home?

Remote: Not really. We had Wii U's motorbike. But that got destroyed.

Calculator: And I think we forgot our way back to camp.

Mickey Mouse: Great! We have no way to get home now!!

MePhone4: There is one way.

*Everyone turns around to see MePhone back with his regular clothes on.*

MePhone4: Everyone! Pick a wolf to ride on! We're going home.

*Everyone was questioning what he was trying to do. But they went along with it. Everyone hopped on a wolf and they headed out of the woods. They rode on them for 20 minutes. That's when they arrived at a park. Everyone gets off of the wolves. MePhone was the last to get off.*

MePhone4: I'm gonna miss you boy. Take care ok.

*Then Wyatt licks his face. And MePhone hugs him. Then all the wolves go back home to the woods.*

Oodle: What's going on?

MePhone4: Everyone follow me. I know some people that can help us get back to camp.

*Then they all started to follow MePhone. They walked out of the park they were in. Then they passed by a couple of buildings. Which is making MePhone very uncomfortable. Then they passed by a school. MePhone looked at it and is already getting upset. Then they go to a neighborhood. Then they stop by one of the houses.*

MePhone4: Everyone stay calm!

*MePhone rings the doorbell. Two people go up to the door and open the door. And we're shocked to see 22 kids with their clothes all ripped and muddy.*

MePhone4:.... Hey mom. Dad...... We're back from camp.

To Be Continued

Chapter 9: Camp and School

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Everyone was brought inside. Where they finally meet MePhone's foster parents. They all had blankets and juice boxes with them as they explained what had happened.

Lantern:....... So let me get this straight. You kids had a field trip going on and half of you guys stayed behind because the bus left you guys on accident. Then one half tried to find a way back to camp only to get lost in the woods.

Christmas Light: Then the other half noticed the other half was gone and you guys went to find them. Then you found them, and a bunch of wolves took you guys back here??

Oodle: Yeah that's about right?

Computer: Your house is very nice!

Mickey Mouse: Do you guys have anything then fucking grape juice!

Burger King: Yeah what the fuck!

Lantern: Hey! Language!

Airy: Sorry. They're just like that.

Lantern: Alright we definitely need to take you kids home....... Somehow?

UFO: No, we just need to go back to camp.

Popcorn: Yeah we only have like 5 days left and those are supposed to be the fun days of camp!

Christmas Light: Ok. Well what we can do is leave right now before it gets any darker to drop you guys off.

MePhone4: You guys go ahead. I'm gonna go to my room.

*Then MePhone leaves the living room to go to his room. The other main 11 got concerned about why he didn't want to go back.*

Crayon Box: We'll be right back.

*Then the other 11 get up and go follow MePhone up to his room. MePhone was already in his room already laying down in bed. The others slowly opened the door.*

Controlly:.... MePhone..... Is everything alright?

*MePhone just ignored them. Everyone just stood there.*

4: MePhone we can tell something was bothering you for you to do that....... We're not mad at you. We just want to know what's going on.

MePhone4:...... It's not fair.

*Everyone was shocked to hear him say that. Then MePhone gets up from his bed.*

MePhone4: Summer is almost over. And that means I won't see you guys again anymore!

Gold Ingot: I mean that is how it goes.

MePhone4: You don't understand. You guys at least will have each other once you guys go back home!.... What about me!!? I have no friends here! I'm stuck at home most of the time!! Most of the kids think I'm weird!!....... I don't want to leave!!! I want to be with you guys!!...... I don't want to go back to being alone!

*Then MePhone grabbed his pillow to hide his face so people wouldn't see him cry. 4 goes up to him.*

4:....... I get it now. I know how you feel MePhone...... I'm also afraid of leaving camp too.

MePhone4: Really?

4:...... Before I met any of you guys, no one really liked me. I was mostly by myself and I hated it. So when I met you, I wanted us to be together forever. I mean I was only trying to do whatever you wanted to do because I wanted to forget about the fact that I might not see you guys for a while.

MePhone4:..... I'm sorry for holding you guys hostage and almost letting you die.

Gamey: Don't apologize MePhone. I get it too!...... (Tears) I'm gonna miss you guys.

Oodle (tears): Aw man! Don't make this emotional!!

Gold Ingot (tears): Too late! I couldn't help it!

Chocolate Bar (Tears): I can't believe you actually got me to cry!

Paint Palette (tears): Guys stop! We're not supposed to cry until the last time we see each other.

Burger King: Ok Stop It Already! You're Gonna- (Tears) Oh God Damn It Now You Got Me Doing It Too!!

Computer: (Tears) I know I'm gonna see some of you guys!! But I'm not gonna see my muffin!!

MePhone4 (Tears): Get Over Here And Let's Do A Group Hug!!

*And they all got together and did a group hug.......... That is until someone came in.*

Lightbulb; Ummm hello! MePhone when did you come here!!

MePhone4: Oh right. Uhhh guys this is Lightbulb. She's my foster sister.

Lightbulb: You came over here and you didn't even say hi! What's going on!

MePhone4: Uhhh LB. We're kinda having a moment.

Lightbulb: Oh are these your friends. Hi I'm Lightbulb. Wow, are you an actual prince! Or are you just pretending!

Burger King: What?

Lightbulb: Why is this kid's skin blue?

4: Uhhh

Lightbulb: OOO is the blue girl supposed to be your girlfriend MePhone!?

Crayon Box; No I'm Not!!

Controlly and Computer: NO SHE'S NOT!!!

Lightbulb: Are you guys good at coloring? I love coloring. Do you think if I color enough I would become an artist. That would be so cool. And then do you ever think about if the earth is flat.

*While she was talking, the others just smiled at each other. 5 days later, they were on their last day at camp. But they didn't want to leave until they got one last thing.*

MePhone4: Alright let's try again!

Oodle: Commander Meeple!! We're heading our way!! But there's a couple of obstacles in our way!!

MePhone4: Don't worry. I called for help just in case!

*Then another ship comes by.*

2: Alright commander Meeple we're ready for your command.

MePhone4: Commander Algebra. Knock down those obstacles!!

2: Alright everyone! Let's knock these things down. Fire the lazers!!

Remote: Lazers ready to be fired!

Microphone: This will be good for an action film!

*Then the rocket shoots the lazers at the obstacles.*

MePhone4: Thank You!!

2: No problem!!

Yeah we're back to where we started. We wanted to have fun one last time.

*That's when they arrived on the banana split planet and successfully got the banana split.*

MePhone4: Everyone Get Back To The Rocket!!

So we may not see each other for a while. But that's ok.

*They all went outside with the other campers and we're enjoying their banana split.*

Because even if we are far apart, we'll still be friends. We can remember all the good times we had together. And we'll do it right now. Because the buses are already here waiting for us.

Crayon Box: Are you sure you can't come to the bus with us?

MePhone4: Sorry guys. I would if I wanted to, but my parents are picking me up to go back to school shopping after this.

Computer: Awww! I'm gonna miss you my muffin!

*Then MePhone pulls something out.*

MePhone4: Here.

Computer:..... What's this?

MePhone4: A cookbook. I noticed you were trying to learn how ever since you liked me.

Computer: AWWWW I'll definitely use this and cook while thinking about you!!!

Burger King: I have to admit. You guys were actually..... F-...... F-..... F- (Airy punches him in the arm) Fun To Hang Out With!!

Paint Palette: Right back at you!

Chocolate Bar: You guys really helped us a lot this summer.

Gold Ingot: Yeah who knew having you guys around will change us completely!

Oodle: Well glad you guys finally learned and left your toxic leader of a friend.

*Then Gamey slowly walks up to Oodle.*

Gamey: Well looks like we got our best friends back huh?

Oodle: Yeah. We got our besties back........ Hey. We don't have to stop being friends.

Gamey: Yeah. We can just be friends. I like that.

Oodle: See you next summer?

Gamey: See you next summer.

*Then Crayon Box was looking at Controlly. She slowly walks up to him.*

Crayon Box: Hey. What's on your shirt?

Controlly: Huh?

*And Crayon Box moves his nose up.*

Crayon Box: Ha!! I Got You!! Haha!

Controlly: Yeah you really got me.

Crayon Box:..... Take care. Ok. Don't go eating poisonous berries again.

Controlly: Don't worry I'll make sure I won't. Hahaha!

*Then she leaves. Then Gamey comes up to him.*

Controlly: I'm gonna miss her a lot man.

Gamey: I know dude. I know.

*The buses are ready to leave.*

MePhone4: One last group hug goodbye?

*They all shake their heads yes. Then they all did a big group hug. Then they let go.*

Airy: Bye guys.

Burger King: See you guys next summer bitches!

Gold Ingot: Bye bye guys!!

Chocolate Bar: ¡Ahola!

Paint Palette: Bye bye lovelies!

Crayon Box; Later guys!! Later doofus!!

Oodle: Bye everyone!

Computer: Adios amigos!!..... Bye Blueberry Muffin!!!

*Then there's another bus that will send Controlly and Gamey home.*

Controlly: Well it's time for us to go.

Gamey: So glad to meet you two.

4: Gamer Quad til the end?

*Then they had their fists up and hit all of them together.

Gamer Quad: Gamer Quad Til The End!!

Controlly: Bye guys!!

Gamey; See you guys later!!

*Then they both leave.*

2: Hey 4! Come on, it's time to go home!

4:... Well it's time for me to go home now.

MePhone4:..... We'll keep each other in contact right?

4: Of course we will! You're my best friend!

MePhone4: Right right. That's just the paranoia kicking in.

*Then 4 hugs him.*

4: I'll talk to you tomorrow ok!

MePhone4: Ok!

*Then 4 runs to 2.*

4: Bye MePhone!!!

*Then they both hopped into the portal.*

MePhone4: Bye 4.......... :(

Lightbulb: Ready to go?

*He looks behind him and sees Lightbulb was right behind him. Along with his ride.*

MePhone4: Yeah... Let's go.

*Then MePhone leaves. The next day everyone was starting school.*

Chocolate Bar: OK. First year without Wand. What do you want to do?

Gold Ingot: Well we could go to the cafeteria. They usually have good breakfast.

Crayon Box: Hey all of us were heading over there!

*That's when they both see Oodle, Computer, Crayon Box, Paint Palette, Burger King, and Airy.*

Oodle: Come on guys! Join us!

Chocolate Bar: Wait, are we actually hanging out together!?

Paint Palette: I mean why not. We were good friends back at camp!

Burger King: Yeah and if I can tolerate you guys at camp, I can tolerate you guys here.

Airy: Uh-huh. Sure.

Burger King: The fuck does that mean!!

Gold Ingot: Alright!! We're all still together!!

Paint Palette: It does feel weird not having the Gamer Quad here.

Computer: Yeah...... (Tears) I miss my muffin already!!

Oodle: Alright come on. We need to do something to get your mind off of him.

Paint Palette: Well we need to do something to get CB's mind of her hubby too!

Crayon Box: What No I- I mean who are you talking about?

Chocolate Bar: OOOOO CB likes someone!!

Airy: Who is it?

Crayon Box: It's no one!

Oodle: Haha!! Crayon Box and Controlly sitting in a tree!!

Crayon Box: OODLE!!!

Everyone: CONTROLLY!!???

Crayon Box: STOP!!! I Didn't Want To Talk About This Yet!!!

Paint Palette; Ok let's see if they have the breakfast burritos.

*Then they head to the cafeteria. Then we go to Controlly and Gamey who just arrived at school. Then Controlly sees Wii U.*

Gamey: You wanna go talk to him?

Controlly:....... (Blush) No. No. (Shakes head) You're my best friend. Let's do things together.

Gamey: You know, they did open up a new computer lab. We can finally play Cool Math Games and play Papa Freezeria!!

Controlly: Heck Yeah!! Let's Go!!!

*Then they head off to the Computer lab. Then MePhone arrives at his school.*

MePhone4: Ok MePhone. Brand new you. You can handle another school year!

The Floor: Heya champ! Glad you're back!

Cabby: Hey since your foster sister and the others don't go here anymore, we're your new bosses right?

MePhone4: Huh?

Candle: I mean we did help you save your friend.

Silver Spoon: I think a payment is in order!

MePhone4: Ugh! Fine I'll do whatever you guys say!

Goo: Hooray!!! We got it guys!!

Clover: We got our own older kid servant!!

The Floor: Well. We'll see you later then.

*Then all of them leave.*

MePhone4: Ugh. I'm already hating it.

4: Psst! MePhone!

*That's when he sees 4 popping out of his portal.*

MePhone4: 4!!

*Then he runs up to him.*

4: Hey! I was thinking! You want to come to play catch with me here when recess comes!!

MePhone4: Heck Yeah!!

4: Hooray!!

Blocky: Take This!!

*Then 4 got thrown a water balloon at them.*

4: Ok I have to go. Good luck on your first day MePhone!!

MePhone4: You Too!!

*Then 4 leaves.*

MePad: Sir come on! Class is about to start!!

*Then MePhone goes inside the classroom. He organizes his desk and puts a picture of all 12 of them inside his desk to remember them.*

The End

(Insert 50 Ways To Say Goodbye And Pretend Your Watching The Credits)