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"Not so long ago, in a land not very far away, lived a princess named Jewel Sparkles. Jewel loved many things, but most of all she loved sprinkles," Spot Splatter Splash narrated. The scene then cuts to Jewel sitting, writing something on her phone, at her pink table. "I'm about to receive my #royalcupcake #dontyouwishyouwereme #followback #imsoawesome #like4like" Jewel wrote for her post. Jewel was handed her royal chocolate cupcake by Crumbs Sugar Cookie, who baked and frosted it for her. Jewel noticed the cupcake didn't have enough sprinkles on it. "What is this? This is not nearly enough sprinkles for a princess like me. Good thing I always carry my royal sprinkles," Jewel said as she got out her shaker of rainbow sprinkles and shook some onto her cupcake that she was given. "Perfect," Jewel said as she went and ate it.
Jewel was still sitting at her pink table, as she was then handed a plate of seven long green beans. "Ah, my royal green beans. I know exactly what I'm putting on them. My royal sprinkles, of course. This is gonna taste so good," Jewel said as she opened up the sprinkle shaker and shook some sprinkles onto her green beans. "Now time to Instagram it," Jewel said as she got out her phone and took a picture to post there. "#dontyouwishyouwereme" Jewel wrote as the hashtag for her post. Jewel was then handed a slice of sourdough bread, which, you guessed it, she's gonna put sprinkles on. "Ooh, my royal sourdough bread. This will make it even better than it already is," Jewel said as she got the sprinkle shaker and shook some sprinkles onto her bread slice until it was looking colorful enough. "Yummy. I'm totally gonna tweet this. '#dontyouwishyouwereme I got royal sourdough bread with sprinkles.'," Jewel said as she wrote that for her tweet and posted it.
Jewel was then handed an apple by Bea Spells-a-Lot. "Ah, there's nothing healthier than an apple with sprinkles," Jewel said as she opened up the sprinkle shaker and shook some on her apple. "Yum," Jewel said after she felt her apple is colorful enough as she went to go post that on her social media as well. After she ate that, Jewel went back to her living room and took a selfie of herself. "Oh my god, that's a great selfie," Jewel said to herself before posting it. Right after she posted the selfie, it got tons of comments. "It already has tons of comments. Let me read them," Jewel said as she went to go and read them. "Wait. ExposingJewelSparkles says 'What's wrong with your face?' There's another comment and another. There's nothing wrong with my face, it's adorable! I better go take a look," Jewel said as she got up off her couch and went to go take a look at her face after reading those comments.
Jewel went over to the mirror to look at her face and there was a green spot on her forehead, an orange one where her nose would be and a blue one on the right of her face. "Oh my gosh, what's happening to my face? Hmm, I'm sure whatever it is, it will be gone soon. I'm hungry, I'm gonna go get some sprinkles," Jewel said after taking a look at her face in the mirror. And off she went to go get some sprinkles to eat and go back to the living room to sit down. You can probably tell at this point where this is gonna go. "I'm sure the sprinkles will help with whatever's going on with my face," Jewel said, with more colorful, sprinkly spots visible on her face. Jewel shook some sprinkles directly into her mouth for her to crunch on. "I love sprinkles," Jewel said after eating those sprinkles she just shook. Jewel then felt her stomach hurt from eating too many sprinkles. "Ow, my stomach hurts. I better check to see if anything's happened to my face," Jewel said as she went to go look in the mirror. And yep, her face got all colorful from all the sprinkles she ate. "Oh my gosh, I think it's getting worse! I better go talk to the royal doctor," Jewel said as she left to go talk to Rosy Bumps 'N' Bruises.
"What seems to be the problem, princ- oh, you seem to have some marks on your face," Rosy told Jewel as Jewel nodded yes to that. "Hmm, may I see your hand?" Rosy asked. Jewel showed Rosy her hand as Rosy gave it a few taps. "Have you by chance been eating, uh, sprinkles lately?" Rosy asked. "Well, yeah. I mean, I'm a princess. I can eat whatever I want," Jewel answered. "Well, even princesses have dietary problems. It seems that you have sprinkle-itis, which is an acute case of sprinkle abundance. Meaning that you've been eating too many. You have to stop now or it could get dangerous," Rosy told Jewel. Jewel just scoffed at that response. "You're just a quack. You have no idea what you're talking about. I can still eat as many sprinkles as I want," Jewel told Rosy in response to that. "That's what they always say. I'll check in on you tomorrow," Rosy said as she left Jewel's place.
"That stupid doctor's a quack! She doesn't even know what she's talking about at all! How can something as beautiful and harmless and tasty as these sprinkles be causing any harm? I'm gonna eat more of them," Jewel said as she sprinkled more sprinkles on her cupcake, then ate the frosting off her cupcake with a fork. "Mmm," Jewel said as she ate her sprinkles, then she sprinkled even more sprinkles on her cupcake. Jewel was then seen in her bed, with her colorful, sprinkly face, checking stuff on her phone. "I'm gonna post a picture of me eating my sprinkles," Jewel said as she shook some sprinkles into her mouth while she was in bed and took a selfie of that. "Good night, world. Good night, sprinkles," Jewel said as she went to bed and slept with the sprinkle shaker.
The next morning, Rosy came to check up on Jewel. "Princess Jewel, I'm here for your- oh my," Rosy said as she saw that Jewel herself turned into a pile of sprinkles shaped like a Lalaloopsy. Though in reality, Jewel was hiding under the bed where Rosy couldn't see her for this part of the skit. Rosy sighed as she saw Jewel's current appearance. "I knew this would happen. Better go get a broom," Rosy said as she went to go get a broom. "I'm Jewel Sparkles, and I didn't really turn into sprinkles, I'm still all well and alive and ready for the next adventure I'm in. Don't eat too many sprinkles, kids," Jewel said from underneath the bed, as this silly little Lalaloopsy tale about sprinkles ends here.