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It was another day in Yokohama, our protagonist Nakajima Atsushi hit his head on the closet roof and and crawled out like a worm.

“Ow!”. Atsushi yelled as he rubbed his head
“It’s 5 AM…Kyouka-Chan is still sleeping over at Kenji-Kun’s apartment.” He thought.

“…I guess I’ll eat cereal today”. He got up and went to the fridge.

“When did we buy this carton of milk?” He wondered.

Atsushi poured cereal and the “milk” into the bowl without looking and started chowing down.

He was thinking and started to smell something putrid, then a tangy taste in his mouth.

“WHAT THE HECK-“ He spit out the “milk”.

He looks at his bowl and his eyes widen in shock.

“Why was there pee in the carton.”

Atsushi started to feel discomfort and disgust.

“Can I die from drinking pee. What if I get some deadly disease and die?” He started to panic.

His phone rings and he sees it’s Dazai calling him.

“Ne Atsushi-Kun~”
“Dazai-San? Why are you calling?” Atsushi questioned.

“Did you not want me to? You hate your poor mentor don’t you?” Dazai dramatically said.

“No, wait, that’s not-“

“Kidding~”
“…..”
“What do you want Dazai-San?”
“I just wanted to check up on my dear mentee” He sighed through the phone.

“Dazai-San, I have a question”

“Yes Atsushi-Kun?”

“Can pee randomly appear in milk cartons?”

“….eh?” Dazai sounded a bit confused and speechless.

“Of course not Atsushi-Kun, did that just happen?”

“….”

“I didn’t know that you were into that Atsushi-“

“No I’m not!”

“Kidding~”

Dazai ends the call on Atsushi.

“That tiny slug needs to hear about this”.

End