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Moron

Summary:

Tomo gets bored

Notes:

This is my first time ever writing anything and that will be apparent if you actually read this hopefully it's enjoyable

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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Kagura and Tomo are out on the roof eating their lunches in silence. They've originally planned to be the first ones there before the rest of the group to prank them but the others never showed.

Tomo: “spare the hungry a bi-”

Kagura: “you have your own food stop bugging me.”

Tomo grabs the food out of Kagura's hands then gets beat for it.

Tomo: “Ow! Sorry! You can't blame me, you have way better food than I do”

Kagura: “You really piss me off. Keep your hands on your own food.”

Tomo: “fine, fine whatever”

Tomo’s boredom increases as the two girls continue their silent eating. She starts to think of something to do but everything she thinks of she's already done. She needs something original, new, exciting

Tomo: “brooo..”

Kagura: “what?”

Tomo: “Lets make out”

Kagura: “.....”

Tomo: “.....”

Kagura: “Do you ever think before you say things Tomo.”

Tomo: “Think of it as a competition or whatever whoever backs down first loses.”

Kagura: “What makes you think I'd ever d-”

Tomo: “Scared of losing? Huh” Tomo smiles “understandable putting up with that to come out with a loss”

Kagura: “I'd win!”

Tomo: “Stop being a coward and come on and prove it a competitions a competition no matter the game”

Kagura: “huh?...why do you sound so serious?”

Tomo: “why wouldn't I? This is a declaration of war and seeing you chicken out…It's pathetic! I'm not just putting my comfort on the line, I'm putting my pride! And honor! Stop being a wuss and bring your mouth over here!”

Kagura: “your right I see it now I've forgotten my pride as a competitor! Be ready cause I'm sure as hell not gonna lose this!”

Tomo and Kagura both move closer they move face to face

Tomo: “ready?”

Kagura: “ready as I'll ever be”

Tomo and Kagura with no hesitation lean in and both have their first kiss fueled by pride and their competitive spirit they both continue giving each kiss a passionate touch they hold onto each other immersed in the experience

Tomo breaks off for a second to breathe “give me a second”

Kagura: “looks like you lo-”

Tomo: “I haven't given up I'm just catching my breath”

Tomo kisses Kagura again this time they lock their mouths shut together and let their tongues do the work they break off

Tomo: “your breath smells bad”

Kagura: “yours does to we both just ate remember moron”

As Tomo and Kagura lean in again the door to the rooftop busts open and the two girls leap away from each other and pretend nothing happened

Chiyo, and Osaka show themselves

Osaka: “Yomi said you'd be here she was right”

Tomo: “so why are you here?”

Chiyo: “class is about to start so we figured we'd tell you so you wouldn't be late again”

Kagura: “why did you bust the door open then”

Osaka: “something I saw in ah movie the fio did it…no the fib…no the fbi!”

Kagura: “you can't just do that to any door you can break it”

Osaka stands smiling but then gets a frown “oh man I aint have the have the money to repair ah school door the fbi theys gonna get me!”

Chiyo: “the fbi are only in the u.s”

Osaka smiles brightly again then charges her foot and aims at the door Chiyo luckily stops her in time

“ah! Wait! Osaka you'll still have to pay if you break the door!”

The next day at lunch Kagura and Tomo sit alone next to the main group but separate

Tomo: “it was a draw last time so we're gonna have to do it again”

Kagura: “mm…yeah” Kagura slightly blushes and Tomos catches it

Tomo: “oh? What's that Kagura! Your blushing!”

Kagura: “shhh! what's wrong with you”

Tomo: “your too paranoid no one will bat an eye”

Tomo looks around and sees the main azu group behind them staring at the two of them

Kagura: “see what'd I tell you moron”

Tomo: “your the idiot!”

Kagura: “how!?”

Tomo: “cause”

Kagura: “can't think of anything moron”

Tomo: “shut up!”

Kagura: “your like a dung beetle and I'm the animal keep rolling and eating my shit pal!”

Tomo: “huh? What's a dung beetle”

Kagura: “nevermind you dumbass”

The rest of the tables just listen to the two monkeys fight

Once school is over and the girls begin walking out the building Tomo hopes on over to Kagura

Tomo: “I'm going to head on with Kagura today Yomi try not to miss me”

Yomi: “doesn't she have After school act-”

Tomo: “not today no but even if she does what does it matter”

And so the group all splits apart to their homes but for Kagura just a jog around as Tomo desperately tries to catch up

Tomo: “Stop going so fast I can't keep up!”

Kagura stops entirely “don't believe I've ever brought a friend home before wanna come?”

Tomo: “woo! Course I do!”

After a few minutes Tomo and Kagura reach their destination

Tomo: “haven't been this excited since that magical land place”

Kagura: “what exactly are you excited about? It's not like it's a luxury house”

Tomo: “...I'm trying to remember what I was excited about”

Kagura unlocks and opens the front door “my father gets off work in like two hours”

Tomo rushes inside poking at everything and acting like a cavemen discovering fire Kagura had to whack her a few times to get her hands off things

Tomo: “So where's your room!”

Kagura: “don't touch anything”

Kagura walks down the hall to a closed door and opens it a clean room nothing special but Tomo acts like this is a museum at least for a moment

Tomo: “gee this is ruining my mood why so bland Kagura”

Kagura: “oh shut up! I bet your rooms only filled with a bed and one poster”

Tomo: “it has a TV”

Kagura: “anyways…we got two hours let's use that time to finish-”

Tomo: “yeah yeah let's take it up a notch or none of us will give up let's uh act like a couple”

Kagura: “don't you think the kissing was far enough what do you want us to do? like cuddle? I ain't ever been in a relationship”

Tomo: “neither have I”

Kagura: “so we should take a different approach to-”

Tomo: “huh!? Shut up! What type of competitor are you exactly!? Just because a little problem arose your willing to take the easy way out! Stop being a pussy Kagura!”

Kagura looks shocked but after nods “can't believe I had to get motivated by you of all people but your right I won't let a little problem like inexperience destroy my honor as a competitor let's do this shit Tomo!”

Tomo: “that's the spirit your on!”

And so Tomo and Kagura started off their couple act. First trying cuddling on the bed.

Tomo: “...”

Kagura: “...”

Tomo: “I think we're supposed to talk about stuff when doing this”

Kagura: “so…what do you want to talk about?”

Tomo: “well we gotta act the part what do you think couples talk about”

Kagura: “whatever their interested in I guess?”

Tomo: “so..have you played the new Yakuza game”

Kagura: “couldn't afford it”

Tomo: “ah”

They moved on to compliments

Tomo: “I like your tan”

Kagura: “ok”

Tomo: “that's it?”

Kagura: “what you want me to say”

Tomo: “whatever it's your turn”

Kagura: “I like your energy although you can be annoying at times I find you quite funny and amusing to be around”

Tomo: “that sounded to formal”

Kagura: “how!?”

Tomo: “watch and learn” Tomo clears her throat

Tomo: “Kagura it's a little difficult for me but I want to tell you just how much I like about you your beauty often distracts me your skill leaves me almost jealous your competitive personality often leave-”

Kagura: “your trying to hard”

Tomo: “well it's kinda hard to come up with a compliment for someone like you”

Kagura: “huh!? The hell you say to me bi-”

Tomo: “WAAAAIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT!”

Kagura: “ow! The fuck my ears hurt like hell how the hell you do th-”

Tomo: “see we got into our argument now it's up to our true couple love to save us”

Kagura: “ah I see but ho-...” Kagura sighs “at this point we're just role playing”

Tomo: “Back to square one cuddling we need to find where we went wrong”

Kagura: “maybe we should call it a day do this tomorrow we hav-”

Tomo: “Kagura have you ever fought for something”

Kagura: “huh like physically or-”

Tomo: “have you..ever fought for something”

Kagura: “well this one time in elementary some kid called my favorite cartoon stupid and I slapped him and we go-”

Tomo: “you think I'm joking? Stop giving me these lame ass responses! We've all fought for something we desired that's what all men must do so let me ask one more time have you ever fought for something!”

Kagura gulps “well I guess I'm fighting for my goal to beat sakaki”

Tomo: “and that's not all right? You fight to be better you jog practice and train your body and mind in hopes that one day you can keep up bet some days you don't even want to get out of bed but you still do for that one goal!”

Kagura: “yeah I do!”

Tomo: “all men fight for their dreams but how do you expect to do anything if you just laze about and quit other battles because of some stupid set back you want to win that competition right!?”

Kagura: “yes! Yes I do” Kagura starts tearing up

Tomo: “then show me you want to don't quit because of a set back and fight for what you want! Never stop going Kagura! Never!”

Kagura cries “oh Tomo you've shown me thrice or whatever the fuck many times thank you! For never letting up on me!”

Tomo: “than let's start over and get back on track”

and so they do Tomo and Kagura lay beside each other on Kagura's bed

Kagura: “sounded cool back there”

Tomo: “I had no clue what I was saying I was just coming up with things along the way”

Kagura: “huh!? The hell bro”

Tomo: “listen you don't always have to know the words will come to you when the time is right”

Kagura: “okay enough with the…whatever your doing”

Tomo: “right! We got to focus on romance stuff”

Tomo hugs onto Kagura tightly and rests her head in Kagura’s shoulder

Kagura: “...”

Tomo: “...it's warm”

Kagura: “obviously it's gonna be dumbass”

Tomo: “I kinda like it”

Kagura: “you acting or are you being for real”

Tomo: “we should do this again nothing wrong with it just bro appreciation love”

Kagura: “doesn't matter what it…you can just ask me and we'll do it”

Tomo: “I'm actually real into piss-”

Kagura: “woah! Calm down a second i-”

Tomo starts laughing “I'm kidding I'm kidding”

Kagura: “way to ruin the mood I was being serious”

Tomo: “I was being serious to…wait wait before the piss part”

Kagura: “now that I'm thinking about it what are you into”

Tomo: “nothing really I don't have any specific things on mind what about you”

Kagura: “it's embarrassing”

Tomo: “Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Tell-”

Kagura: “shut it!”

Tomo leans back into Kagura's shoulder and they both lay there for a while

Tomo: “I want to…uh” Tomo taps her lips

Kagura: “you want to? Want..”

Kagura lifts Tomo’s head slightly and locks their mouths she leans more into Tomo and tightens her grip on her Tomo makes a few muffles and mumbles before Kagura let's go of Tomo’s mouth

Tomo breathes in “again”

Kagura complies and goes again and that's how the rest of their time went before Kagura's dad came back Tomo went home and she jumped onto her own bed and hugged her pillow wondering about today

The next day comes around and the whole group meets again

Yomi: “morning”

Chiyo: “good morning!”

Osaka: “mornin”

Sakaki: “yeah”

Kagura: “good morning chiyo!”

Tomo: “the hell you think your speaking to brat”

Tomo gets knocked on the head by Yomi

Tomo “it was a joke! Chiyo understands right Chiyo!”

Chiyo: “no i don't”

The day goes as usual for the group besides the expectation of Yomi

Yomi: (Tomo hasn't been by my house for a few days, she doesn't even bother me all that much anymore…I would say that's nice but it gets boring…she's been hanging around Kagura a lot to)

Yomi kept up on her thoughts throughout the whole day

Yomi: “I have to prepare for the upcoming test Tomo so if you come by tonight I don't plan on letting you in”

Tomo: “Think you can give excuses to not want to see me and my glory I'm not buying it”

Yomi: “whatever”

Yomi: (that worked she's kinda easy to order now that I think about it)

After school leaving the building

Tomo: “I'll be right behind you Yomi I have to talk about something with Kagura”

Yomi: “mm..alright”

Osaka: “Kagura and Tomo seem to be spending more time together”

Sakaki: “mm..”

Chiyo: “I didn't notice”

Osaka: “mah detective senses are tingling I smell something fishy…wait” Osaka pulls out a dead tiny fish from her uniform and the other girls look in shock

Yomi: “how'd we not smell that!?”

Chiyo: “why do you have that Osaka!”

Sakaki: “ah..”

Osaka: “Wait no! Y'all got it wrong I ain't kill no fish I don't know how to fish it was the serial fish killer he's framing me!”

Chiyo: “Osaka your creeping me out where did you even get that and how long has it been in…wherever!?”

As hell is raging on the way home Tomo and Kagura are behind a tree and some big stone

Tomo: “ok well I should get back”

Kagura: “one more”

Tomo and Kagura kiss one last time before Tomo departs heading on over to Yomi’s house she spots a large dead fish on the sidewalk she speeds up a bit Tomo arrives at Yomi’s house and throws a pebble Yomi opens almost immediately and helps Tomo up first thing she does once inside is hop on Yomi’s bed

Tomo: “I saw a dead fish on the sidewalk and man it was large too!”

Yomi: “it was large?”

Tomo nods “yeah!”

Yomi: (serial fish killer huh…)

Yomi focuses on studying and Tomo sits on Yomi’s bed sitting still for once

Yomi: “you've been hanging around Kagura a lot anything happen”

Tomo: “plenty I spent a hour or two at her house yesterday..it was nice” Tomo blushes a bit and Yomi looks shocked a bit

Yomi: “so what'd you do over there”

Tomo: “normal stuff like..she had a gaming console so we just played on that”

Yomi: (she usually tries to flex but she's actually making a conversation)

Yomi: “sounds great”

Tomo gives a small chuckle “yeah it was” Tomo smiles lost in her own world while Yomi is bouncing around ideas getting more pissed

Tomo: “eek! What was that! I just got a chill, Yomi…like I was in danger must be ghosts!”

Yomi: “it's probably nothing”

Yomi: (what is this first she hangs around Kagura more acts like that when thinking of her time with her yesterday it's like she's trying to tell me….I'm..jumping to conclusions here it's only been two days since she's starting hanging with Kagura more…also me being jealous? Stupid)

tomorrow arrived and the group is going shopping today really just wandering around and begging for chiyo to buy them things

Chiyo: “Osaka this is really fun! I'm surprised you managed to thin- I mean i'm glad you thought of this just please no more dead fishes”

Osaka: “it wasn't me I swear the serial fish killer framed me!”

Chiyo: “oh..yeah I forgot sorry”

the group roams around the streets eating wherever they've never been

Tomo: “oooh slushy? Chiyo!”

Chiyo: “no! I'm not gonna keep buying your foo- oh wait slushy what's that”

Chiyo walks up to the stall

Chiyo: “hey so what is a slushy exactly”

Chiyo asks the person selling a blue hair girl

K: “oh it's a drink over in America its like…hard to explain just buy one and see for yourself”

Chiyo does buy it the cherry flavor curious of how an American drink tastes

She sips “oh wow it's really sweet but it's good!”

Osaka buys two for herself both cherry

Kagura buys the coke flavor

Sakaki buys cherry

Yomi buys the blueberry

Tomo like usual forgot to bring her money for today

Osaka: “aha! Ha wooo ah woo ha!”

Sakaki: “mm..nice”

Kagura: “it's okay”

Yomi: “I think I'll get another one”

Tomo: “whatever!”

As usual as soon as the bunch continue their stroll and buying Tomo begs for a taste of one of the other girls drinks specially Kagura

Tomo: “Stop being like this! What do you really think of me, Kagura? Is this really all I mean to you! Are you just gonna throw me away as soon as you get what you want is this how much our friendship really means to you!” Tomo wails and cries

Kagura: “shut up! Alright just enough it's just a drink! “

Tomo: “Wahh waaaahhh! Wah wah! Dirty bihhhhhaawaaah! Using me! Usin-”

Kagura: “shut your fuc-” Kagura opens the lid and shoves it down Tomo’s throat “ya like it? You done now?!”

Tomo: “gah! Mmno!” Kagura stops and Tomo breathes “ow my mouth hurts…anyways yah! it was awesome!”

The rest of the girls ignore it as this is usual of Tomo to get assaulted due to her annoying nature but Yomi takes notice

Yomi: (she usually bugs me about stuff like this..)

Their final destination a burger place something they haven't tried well Tomo and Osaka have

Osaka: “ah remember when I got a burger it was good!”

Chiyo: “I'm excited!”

Yomi: “I'll only have one”

Kagura: “cheesuh buger…che-cheese..burger!”

Sakaki: “mm”

Tomo stays silent and Chiyo decides to pay for the whole group they all give their orders and sit down Tomo sits next to Kagura and Kagura next to Sakaki And on the other side Osaka, Chiyo, and Yomi

Tomo: “I ordered the double trouble huge patty burger watch as I devour the thing with ease and prove myself as a-”

Kagura: “no one cares shut up already”

Tomo pipes down instead of starting an argument and everyone gets surprised besides Yomi who's more pissed

Chiyo: “Tomo..”

Tomo: “what?”

Chiyo smiles and a small tear forms “I'm proud of you”

Tomo gets shocked “wait uh what? What'd I do?”

Osaka nods “Tomo your proof that anybody could change”

Sakaki: “mhm”

Tomo: “I didn't do anything?..”

Yomi just looks somewhere else the girls talk about their yesterday's and future's as they wait for the food to come and finally it does they all dig in and Tomo tries her hardest to eat the stupidly big burger she ordered

Tomo: “ah! God! Why!?”

Kagura: “you ordered the burger dumbass and not even with your own money don't complain”

Tomo: “oh I'm so thirsty..Kagura just a sip please!”

Kagura hands over her drink “don't take longer than two seconds”

Tomo puts her mouth on the straw and then sucks as hard as she can gulping down half of the drink before Kagura punches her

Tomo: “ah..that hurts why-”

Kagura: “don't even”

Once the rest of the group finishes their burgers they all wait for Sakaki to finish before leaving adding an hour to their total time at the restaurant

Tomo: “that was good but tiring!”

Kagura: “yeah wasn't bad”

Chiyo: “it was to much for me”

Osaka: “just wonderful truly does chef who brings wonders wishes to be promoted!?”

Sakaki: “nice”

Yomi: “I'm coming back for sure”

The group all start walking their separate ways each going home but Tomo follows Kagura

Tomo: “I wanna come!”

Kagura: “my dad will be home”

Tomo: “oh who cares I don't mind meeting him”

Kagura sighs and just keeps walking silently as Tomo follows behind they arrive after a while of walking at Kagura's house she opens the door both walk inside and Tomo lays her eyes upon Kagura's dad who is in full knight armor he turns to the two then turns away silently

Tomo: “...hi”

He slowly turns back to them

F: “greetings…”

Kagura drags Tomo to her room and shuts and locks the door

Kagura: “so what'd you think”

Tomo: “he's awesome I want a full set of armor to!”

Kagura sighs and sits on the ground next to her TV

Kagura: “wanna play something?”

Tomo nods and sits beside Kagura and they play a fighting game

Tomo loses every time and gets hit every time she yells

Tomo: “this is bullshit”

Kagura: “your just ass get better loser”

Tomo: “let's do something else”

Kagura: “like what?”

Tomo: “drawing”

And so they draw but Tomo doesn't have the patience so she just scribbles and then Kagura loses motivation

Kagura: “now what”

Tomo: “....you have any like stuff animals”

Kagura nods and gets three a bear, goku and a dog

Tomo grabs the dog “bark I'm evil I'm evil dog muahahaha evil dog shall murder world” she grabs the bear “I'm good bear who do good bear stuff I shall stop you” she grabs the two and just smashes them together “waaah! Woooo! Pow pow! Bang pow!” The dog punches the bear against the ground and uses his evil dog super blast on the bear hurting it badly then goku comes and saves the day “what'd they do to you bear” “oh he beat me and I'm your father…bleh” “nooooooo! You'll pay for this evil dog!” Evil dog uses his super evil bark move but Goku stand unfazed “I won't let you get away with this! You hurt others and destroy their lives with no remorse! your far past redemption!” Goku punches evil dog into space

Tomo: “The end”

Kagura: “...okay”

They both fall silent for a while

 

Tomo: “sooo uh want to”

Kagura: “sure”

Notes:

If you made it to the end I hope you liked it that's all