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Spot Splatter Splash and Crumbs Sugar Cookie were both at the store, getting eight pints of Blue Bell cotton candy ice cream, several cans of extra creamy Reddi Wip, some blue cherries for a nice little pop of color and a change of pace from the usual red, and of course, can't forget the caramel syrup for some extra burnt sugar flavor on this thing. Spot and Crumbs both gathered all the items required for this fun and messy project from the Toastwood Trading Post and placed them in a yellow shopping cart, then brought them over to pay for all of it. "Gee, I wonder what this is all for," Austin, the cashier at the Toastwood Trading Post, said to them. "Uh, it's for dessert. Can we buy this?" Spot asked. "Sure! I don't mind what you do or make with em, they are good stuff after all!" Austin answered. The total for all the food needed for this project came out to $67.76.
Laney was laying down outside on a blue square of tarp on the grass, wearing a blue and teal striped bikini, and with her shoes off, revealing her new teal pedicure she just got. "Laney, are you ready?" Spot asked as Laney was trying to get the blue top off the whipped cream can. "I can open that for you," Spot said as Laney gave her the whipped cream can to open it up. "You now relax as a model," Spot told Laney as Laney did just that and relaxed on the tarp, like a good model always does. Spot sprayed lines of whipped cream down Laney's legs, then sprayed a line across the area right above Laney's swimsuit bottom and eventually covered it. "Ew, it's already sticky!" Laney said as she giggled from the sensations that she was feeling. Spot then sprayed whipped cream all over Laney's stomach, then on her striped bikini top as Laney was giggling throughout.
Spot then emptied out the second can of whipped cream all over Laney as Laney giggled so much from what she was feeling. After that Spot gave Laney a good rubbing of whipped cream all over her with her bare hands, which at least were clean prior to doing all this rubbing. Spot then sprayed all over Laney a third whipped cream can as Laney was giggling even more from it. "This tickles real bad!" Laney said out loud as she laughed a lot from all the cold cream touching her skin. After that, Spot rubbed that cream can all over Laney. "It's actually nice, it feels nice," Laney said as Spot was rubbing whipped cream all over her. "It's cold as heck! Feel this part, it's freezing!" Spot said as she put some on Laney's hand, in which Laney licked off her finger.
Spot then slowly poured the first pint of slightly melted blue and pink cotton candy ice cream on Laney. "Oooh, ahhh!" Laney said as she felt how cold the inital bit of it was, then the blue and pink glob landed right on her. Nope, it did not land on the grass, it actually made a perfect landing on Laney. "My hands are gonna get frostbite! And your body as well!" Spot said as she was breaking apart the ice cream blob and putting bits of it all over Laney. "Quick, quick, cause it's cold, it's cold!" Laney said as Spot got another pint of cotton candy ice cream and poured that on her as she screamed at how cold it is. "Ohhh, ooh, that's cold! A part of me is freezing and it's getting numb, ahhh!" Laney said out loud. Laney grabbed a blob of cotton candy ice cream, which luckily had no dirt or germs on it, and took a bite out of it.
"Just like a fancy restaurant, we always top it off with caramel, to give it an extra layer of burnt sugar flavor," Spot said as she started drizzling Laney with the caramel syrup, starting from right below her face and making a zig zag pattern all the way down to her legs. "It's warm, it's actually warm! Thank you! Mmm!" Laney said as she felt the caramel being warmer in temperature, due to it being room temperature, compared to the other ingredients used. Spot then squirted a line of caramel syrup up to Laney's mouth and made a mess of it all over Laney's neck area. "This may be disgusting to others, but I love my messes," Laney told the viewers. Spot drizzled on a little more, then globbed the remainder of the bottle all over Laney after that. "Oh, it's so warm, it's actually warm," Laney said as she felt the "warm" caramel syrup hitting her skin. "Oh, yeah," Laney said as Spot poured the second bottle of "warm" caramel all over Laney.
"We still need to put this on top of you, some of it," Spot said as she grabbed some more cotton candy ice cream and put that on Laney. "Mix your milk with my coco puff," Laney said to herself as she rubbed the ingredients that were all over her around a little bit. Spot got another full pint of cotton candy ice cream and dropped that on Laney's legs. "Oh my god, I'm gonna smell like cotton candy for the rest of my life," Laney said as that big blob of cotton candy ice cream fell on her. "Aah, it's like the cotton candy machine at the carnival I work at threw up all over my stomach," Laney said as Spot plopped on yet another pint of cotton candy ice cream, making sure none of it goes to waste.
"Stop! I gotta warm up!" Laney told Spot. Spot picked up another can of extra creamy Reddi Wip and popped off the blue top. "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, oh my god, I can't feel my fingers," Laney said to herself as her fingers were feeling very cold at this point. Spot sprayed whipped cream all over Laney's legs and her stomach, then topped off Laney's head with it. Laney's brunette hair didn't have any whipped cream on it yet until Spot sprayed that all over it just now, as Laney giggled. Spot shared a laugh with Laney at this moment.
"I need a blue cherry!" Laney told Spot. "Wait, wait, a cherry!" Spot said as she looked through her now messy grocery bag from all the whipped cream, ice cream, and caramel syrup covering it. Spot opened up her jar of Regal brand dark blue blueberry flavored maraschino cherries, and put one on top of Laney's head and three more on the whipped cream on Laney's stomach. Spot then got a banana and broke up the pieces a little bit and placed them all over Laney, just like Laney's favorite dessert, a banana split. "I feel just like my favorite dessert! I could totally go for one right now," Laney said as she noticed all the bananas on her.
Laney was topped off with some rainbow sprinkles to make her look more colorful. Spot put some extra whipped cream on Laney's head because it fell off of her, then placed a waffle cone on top. Crumbs took pictures of the now finished Laney cotton candy sundae. Laney had another waffle cone to snack on as Crumbs was taking pictures. "Oh my god, you could so slip and slide in this, you would so slip and slide in this!" Laney told the viewers as she showed off how messy she was, and the tarp that she was laying down on was. After all the messy fun was over, Laney managed to get up in the end, all messy, though she accidentally snorted a sprinkle. "I just snorted a sprinkle, it went up my nose," Laney told the viewers as she managed to gently blow it out and get it out of her nose, as this messy little Lalaloopsy adventure ends right here. Good thing Laney was still fine after all this and didn't get frostbite, thanks to warm caramel syrup.