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*Beep Beep Bee-* Tommy should do something about that fucking alarm clock. It was obnoxious. Genuinely, he couldn't think of anything worse than that damn thing, in all its ear-killing beeping glory.
No, actually, he could think of things worse. Like Wilbur.
Wilbur, the whole reason Tommy was crazy hungry when he woke up. Wilbitch hadn't given him the chance to eat dinner yesterday. What a bitch.
Tommy looked at the stupid-bastard-prick alarm (a bit like Wilbur, in all honesty) and saw that it was already 5:42 AM.
Shit fuck balls piss he was going to be late.
He rushed to get ready and grab his things—pajamas off, signature white-red tee on, brush his teeth, pack his back, get the fuck out. And his keys. Can't forget his keys. He was ninety-five percent sure they wouldn't let him back in if he didn't have keys.
Almost all the way down the stairs, hair still a mess but he didn't care, he came to a halt when he heard a sound coming from the kitchen.
He peaked his head around the corner, only to see Wilbur grabbing cereal putting it in a bowl of milk.
(wierdo. Cereal first, dickhead.)
Tomz: L
Dreawm: Wierdbur
Child stealer: Crazy
Crims0n: He's high yall
Dreawm: Wierdbur
Dreawm: Wierdbur
Dreawm: Wierdbur
Dreawm: Wierdbur
Dreawm: Wierdbur
Dreawm: Wierdbur
Dreawm: Wierdbur
Dreawm: Wierdbur
Dreawm: Wierdbur
Dreawm: Wierdbur
Dreawm: Wierdbur
Dreawm: Wierdbur
Damn voices being annoying again. They were going to be the end of him someday.
He waited until Wilbur strolled out of the kitchen like the lazy pool noodle he was, sat down on the couch and turned on some random nonsensical TV-program.
When Wilbur finally did, Tommy snuck past him, ducking when Wilbur turned his head around. He looked a bit like a prick when he did that. Maybe because he was. Wilbur was a prick and very fucking annoying for turning around just when Tommy tried to sneak out. Also, why was Mr pool noodle up at this hour.
Dreawm: Wierdbur
Dreawm:Wierdbur
Dreawm:Wierdbur
Dreawm:Wierdbur
Dreawm:Wierdbur
Once Wilbur turned his stupid head back to the TV, Tommy made his grandiose big man escape.
He opened the door as fast and silent as he could. When the door closed behind him, he sprinted down the block, right to the corner of the street, where he stopped.
He put on his facemask and shapeshifted into a whole different person: still him, but wingless and with a different face.
The walk was relatively calm. He was walking in a nice neighborhood. The houses were next to eachother, plants fully bloomed and there are kids playing outside. Nevermind he hates this neighborhood. Who the hell is this energetic in the morning. Why the fuck are there kids outside anyways it isn't even 06:15.
FreakLee: Even worse parenting skills then Phil
Star: They prob snuck out
JeMoeder123: Why so noisy
Grampz: I hate children
IAdoptEveryone: Aww so cute<333
YoungestBitches: Look it's three brothers together
YoungestBitches: I bet Tommy would want that to
Starry: So annoying
Crims0n: Pff did that kid just trip
Crims0n: He did
IAdoptEveryone: Xd
Dreawm: Lol
Crims0n: Lmao
Goober: L
He just ignored it and continues to walk to the café
Once he was at the café he began his usual routine; starting the coffee machines, checking the back, restocking the pastries and storage closet.
Around 6:30 AM he was ready to open up. A little late, but there weren't any customers waiting yet, so lucky him!
No one would like to come here anyways
~Time skip~
He heard the door open. Looking up he saw one of the regulars.
"Hey big man! How are ya doing?"
"Hey Tubso. Your usual?"
"Sure big man, can i have a sandwich with it?"
"Of course big man, coming right up!"
Dreawm: Bee boy
Mr': Tubso!
Tomz: Our Best friend
Crims0n: Tubster
Dreawm: Bee boy
Dreawm: Bee boy
Dreawm: Bee boy
Dreawm: Bee boy
He got to work starting the coffee machine. Once the coffee machine started he began making tubbo's sandwich. After he was done he gave tubbo his order and started to make the pastries.
~Time skip~
He heard the bell chime looking up he met the face of his one and only employee.
"Sorry i'm late, These."
"It's fine Scarlet, only Tubbo came anyways."
"Stil sorry."
"Just get to work." When Scarlet went to change, the bell chimed.
"Welcome to Clem's Café, what can i get you?"
~Timeskip~
(Both those scene were so fucking short😭)
Checking the time he saw it was already 23:48 (/11:48 PM). Yep, time to close up.
He closed the front and decided to take the back door to head to the house.
(the place he refused to call home.)
((Yes, Tommy take the door that went to an alleyway. nothing bad would happen.))
Crims0n: Dumbass
?: Accident
??: L
YoungestBitches: Loser
Tomz: Wierd
Crims0n: Crazy mf
Tomz: Blo-
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He opened the door and stepped into the gross alleyway. There were probably rats scurrying around, maybe some mysterious liquid puddles.
But there usually weren't red puddles. Of blood. Blood puddles. No, he didn't see those very frequently.
Child stealer: Blood
Child stealer: Blood
Child stealer: Blood
Child stealer: Blood
Child stealer: Blood
Child stealer: Blood for th-
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Crims0n Wrong stream bro
Child stealer: Shit
Crims0n: L
??: Loser
?: Bozo
Crims0n: Imagine
DeadbeatDad1: L
FreakLee: Loser
Goober: L
JeMoeder123: L
Ofliner: L
Crims0n: L
Somewhere near the dead end of the alley, a fucking *body* lay. A bleeding body.
Red stained the vibrant green of the person's clothes, and they were limp, and they were barely breathing, and the fucker had a smile on his face?
On his mask. There was a smile on his mask.
Holy. Fucking. Shit. That is number one hero Dream. The darling of the hero agency. The leader of the Dream team. The superhero of superheroes. And he is bleeding out behind Tommy Innit's fucking café, and Tommy nearly puked at the gruesome amount of blood staining the hero's stomach.
Star: Danger
FreakLee: Bad
Crims0n: Were fucked aren't we?
Ofliner: Yep
DeadbeatDad1: Shit
IAdoptEveryone: No
Ofliner: Yes
FreakLee: Leave him
Crims0n: Help him
FreakLee: Leave him
Crims0n: Help him
Crims0n: Help him
FreakLee: Leave him
Crims0n: Help him
Crims0n: Help him
Crims0n: Help him
Damn it i can't just leave him here.
He spends the next 48 minutes dragging the hero into the cafe.