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Hinata set his bag down by his small uncomfortable bed and called out for his cat, Mitsuki, who happily meowed in greeting to him. She purred, her tail shaking in happiness and started to slowly climb him, her claws digging into his clothes as she scaled him like he was a cat tree and got on his shoulder.
“Hello pretty lady… are you hungry, mits?” Hinata cooed, he pet between her ears and walked over to her food bowl and prepared some food that he had recently bought for her.
Once he was done lavishing mitsuki with attention, he felt his phone vibrate and a notification ping sound through. He pet mitsuki a few more times before he opened the notification.
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ChiChi: Hey hajime
Hinata: ?
Hinata: yeah?
ChiChi: Do u wanna join the gc?
Hinata: what gc?
ChiChi: .
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Nanami Chiaki has added 1 new user into ‘fruit bowl’
–users–
Chiaki ‘Level Ultimate’
Nagito ‘The H.H.H.’
Mahiru ‘mother dearest’
Hiyoko ‘DDR’
Gundham ‘furry overlord’
Sonia ‘The Empress!’
Kazuichi ‘father?’
Nekomaru ‘THE MAN’
Teruteru ‘go away’
Akane ‘THE MYTH’
Mikan ‘QT’
Ibuki ‘Musicbot’
Imposter ‘Kuninini’
Ryota ‘please go to sleep’
Peko ‘sword mommy’
Fuyuhiko ‘baby gangsta’
HInata ‘secret’
Secret: …
Level Ultimate: every1 meet my friend
Music bot: oh?
Music bot: OH!
Music bot: HELLO THERE!
Secret: nanami.
Level Ultimate: pls give it a chance!
Mother Dearest: whos this chiaki?
Level ultimate: a friend :D
Music bot: ARE THEY SHY?
Music bot: WHATS YOUR NAME!!!!
Secret: id rather not tell you all.
The H.H.H.: huh, who could this be?
Secret: oh no, dont tell me these people are
Lever ultimate: give it a chance!!!
Secret: no. absolutely not.
Secret: no way.
Mother dearest: dont be disrespectful!!
Secret has left the group
Level ultimate has added secret to the group
Level ultimate: please!
Level ultimate: i can add some1 else 2if it make u feel btr
Level ultimate: Just say who!
Secret: …add iz.
Level ultimate has added kamukura
Kamukura: …
The H.H.H.: is that
Kamukura: why am i and him here?
Level ultimate: please stay :(
Level ultimate: i wan u guys to get along with evry1
Secret: what do you think, izuru?
Kamukura: we dont really have much of a choice.
Secret: ughh… im not even supposed to be here.
The H.H.H: who could you be that youre close to the ultimate hope?
Kamukura: why should he tell you?
Level ultimate: nagito just dint push pls
Secret: i feel very welcomed here nanami. /s
Music bot: WELCOME NEWCOMERS!
Secret: thats not what i meant but thanks mioda…
Music bot: GASP
The H.H.H: so you know us
Secret: nanami talks about you guys a lot
Kamukura: were leaving now
Secret: right.. See you later nanami
Level ultimate: awh :(
Kamukura has gone offline
Secret has gone offline
The H.H.H: how mysterious.
Level ultimate: secret is a good person i promise!
Level ultimate: hes just grumpy
Mother dearest: i dont knwo chiaki…
Musicbot: I LIKE HIM
DDR: you like everyone you npc
Mother dearest: hiyoko!
Level ultimate: i promise hes trustworthy, hes really nice once hes warmed up 2 u
DDR: is he your boyfriend or something????
Level ultimate: i wish lul
DDR: WHA
Musicbot: WHAAAAAAAAT?????
Musicbot: IBUKI THOUGHT YOU WERE AROACE?!??!?!?!?
Level ultimate: hahahhahahhhaha
Level ultimate: he changes thinsgssss,,,,,
DDR: EW
Mother dearest: thats… unexpected…
The H.H.H: Intriguing!
The H.H.H: How hopeful for you!
The empress!: wow! Im happy for you!
Level ultimate: hahahjhhh
Level ultimate: im gonna have to delte these logs…
Kuninini: tell us more about him
Level ultimate: no! I dont wanna disclose thingz about him…
Level ultimate: hes ver secretive and wary of ultimates
The H.H.H: So he is reserve scum.
Mother dearest: ah… so thats what he meant he shouldnt be here
Musicbot: WAIT HOW DOES HE KNOW IZURU THEN???
Level ultimate: Ko! No bullying allowed!
The H.H.H: aha…
Level ultimate: guys just treat him like you would anyone else
Level ultimate: cuz he doesnt like special treatment.. Just be normal
DDR: ugh, i cant believ u added a reserve course student…
Mother dearest: we’ll behave chiaki dont worry
Kuninini: hm.. I think i know who he is
Level ultimate: ty mahi
Level ultimate: wait rlly? Sagishi??
Musicbot: SHARE SHARE!!!
Kuninini: orange.
Level ultimate: …
Musicbot: WHATT?
The H.H.H: huh, interesting,,, very interesting…
QT: ah i think i know him too then…
Level ultimate: keep it secret plss!!!
Kuninini: you have my word
Kuninini: hes a friend of mine too
QT: mhmmm… mme too,, hes helped me out bbbefore
Musicbot: NO WAY! HOW DID U GUYS MEET?
Kuninini: at a cafe.
QT: ssecret…
Level ultimate: OH
Level ultimate: hes told me about that kuni
Kuninini: it was interesting to say the least.. Hes cute
Level ultimate: isnt he!?
Mother dearest: i really feel like a mother watching her child talk about her crush…
QT: hhes very cute
Kuninini: ill help you keep his identity a secret until hes ready
Level ultimate: tyyy
The H.H.H: i almost feel left out…
DDR: wait
DDR: sagishi you said
DDR: ORANGE?
DDR: is it-
Level ultimate: wait y do so many of u know him!?
DDR: he helped me with my kimono!
Mother dearest: ah… i guess hes not so bad
DDR: yeah, big brothers not THAT bad…
Level ultimate: well i guess i should be happy u guys like him…
Baby gangsta: this guy better be as good as you guys are sayin
Level ultimate: promise!
Musicbot: I RLLY WANNA MEET HIM!!!
Level ultimate: when hes ready… he can also help us with the exams
Level ultimate: hes rlly smart
Sword mommy: that is yet to be seen…
Baby gangsta: hah!
The H.H.H: huh
QT: wwell from what ive seen hes vvvery knowledgeable abt things…
Level ultimate: ill ask him if hes willing 2 tutor us over call!
The H.H.H: Hah.. i cant believe were getting help from a reserve course student.
DDR: shut your mouth you perverted freak!
DDR: Big brother is better than you are
Kamukura has gone online
Kamukura: dont talk about my brother behind his back.
Level ultimate: izuru!!
Musicbot: WAIT YOUR BROTHER!?!?!
The H.H.H: huh?
Kamukura: Komaeda watch your tongue.
Kamukura: dont give him special treatment now that you know hes my brother
Kamukura has gone offline
THE MAN: what was that for???
Level ultimate: it was going so well…
Musicbot: UHM… I THINK IZURU IS MAD AT US…
QT: oh nooo….
Mother dearest: jeez, we made him hate us more than he already did…
Level ultimate: they/them pronouns btw…
Mother dearest: ah! Sorry
Musicbot: THEIR NONBINARY???
Level ultimate: agender
DDR: wow
DDR: didnt know that
Kuninini: Izuru doesnt tell us much huh
Level ultimate: they dont trust anyone… secret told me all i know about izuru
DDR: unfair! Favoritism!!!
Musicbot: CAN WE GIVE IZURUS BROTHER A NICKNAME SO WE DONT REFER TO HIM IN SUCH A VAUGE WAY!
Kuninini: i say we call him hedgehog.
Level ultimate: CUTE!
QT: yyes i second
DDR: no! Lets call him mr. orange!
Musicbot: IS HE FRUITY????
Level ultimate: idk if im allowed to tell you guys about this…
Level ultimate: but hes said in the past he doesnt care,,,
Kamukura has gone online
Level ultimate: oh
Level ultimate: uhm sorry….
Kamukura: hes bisexual
Kamukura: call him ultimate child caregiver since he’ll be tutoring you guys.
Musicbot: HHAHAHS! SO HES FRUITY
Level ultimate: i think hes more like a maid doe…
Kamukura: lets just settle on tutor for now.
Kamukura: no other nicknames.
Kamukura: when he’s tutoring you guys he will have a voice changer and a mask.
Level ultimate: thas fine,, thank you for convincing him!
Kamukura: he needs more friends…
Kamukura: dont break my trust.
Kamamkura has gone offline
Musicbot: YAAAAY!
QT: So hell be tutoring us from now onn?
Kuninini: sounds like it.
Sword mommy: i look forward to formally meeting him.
Baby gangsta: we dont even need tutoring!
Level ultimate: mm,, something tells me we will need his help…
The H.H.H: It HAS been awfully peaceful… quiet too.
Musicbot: MISS YUKIZOME HAS BEEN LEES CHEERFUL TOO
Secret has gone online
Secret: jeez you guys are chatty… my notifications are full.
Secret: Izuru has also told me that Hopes peak has been brewing something.
Secret: so yeah, you guys do need my help. He doesnt ask much from me often.
QT: hello! And tthnak you for helping uss
DDR: big brother!! Stop with the proper grammar you sound like an old man!
Secret: im literally a year younger than you guys…
Musicbot: WHAAAT YOUR YOUNGER???
DDR: Huh??????
Secret: ya, izu must have told you guys im his brother already… but we’re twins
Secret: hes in your class cause he was advanced by a year
Kuninini: you two are quite different its almost hard to believe
Musicbot: WAIT ‘IZU’ ???
Secret: ah, yeah i get that a lot..
Secret: and thats his nickname, dont call him that though only i can pull it off
Level ultimate: hmmm
Level ultimate: so r u ok with sharing ur name?
Secret: not right now, no…
The H.H.H: why so secretive?
Secret: i dont trust anyone in this school..
Secret: and he doesnt trust you guys much, thats enough reason for me.
The H.H.H: how typical to rely on an ultimate
Secret: atleast i dont worship people who hate me.
Level ultimate: guys….
Secret: sorry. Izu already told me about him, i couldnt resist…
The H.H.H: atleast i use the correct pronouns
Secret: izu doesnt care if i use they/them or he/him for it,, literally agender.
Secret: still, he only allows me to do that
Kamukura has gone online
Kamukura: …komaeda. Watch your mouth.
Secret: its fine, im used to it. Ill manage
The H.H.H: ahaha,, apologies.
Musibot: SO IZURU WHEN DOES TUTORING START????
Kamukura: im not tutoring you guys, Hinata is just as good as i am.
Kamukura: he decides when tutoring starts.
Mother dearest: then why isnt he an ultimate?
Level ultimate: guyz i dont think we shuold push it-
Musicbot: BUT IBUKI IS CURIOS TOO!
Kamukura: its fine, nanami.
Kamukura: its because he’s not the best at one thing. He has multiple things hes good at.
Secret: its more like i do these things for fun and its not what my entire life revolves around
Kuninini: witty as ever
Kamukura: now thats enough, i dont want you all to know more about my brother.
Sword mommy: protective?
Kamukura: yeah. I am.
DDR: i thought you like-
DDR: dont care about anyone and have no feelings
Secret: they’re just… very nihilistic. He cares about family.
Kamukura: mmh.
Level ultimate: okay no more questions everyone! Lets give them a moment!
Musicbot: OKAY! SHOULD WE ALL INTRODUCE OURSELF?
Secret: that would be appreciated… although it would be fun to guess who is who.
Level ultimate: yeah! Lets do that!
DDR: ughh
Secret: okay… i’ll start with the easy ones
Secret: level ultimate is Nanami Chiaki, ultimate gamer
Level ultimate: yep yep
Secret: musicbot is Mioda Ibuki, ultimate musician? Or is it something else?
Secret: ah wait, shsl ligh music club member, right?
Musicbot: WOWEE! CORRECTTT!
Secret: DDR is Saionji Hiyoko, shsl traditional dancer
DDR: the one and only!
Secret: Sword mommy is.. Im guessing Pekoyama Peko, shsl swordswoman
Sword mommy: that is correct.
Secret: baby gangsta is… Kuzuryu Fuyuhiko, shsl gangster. Natsumi talks about you a lot.
Baby gangsta: you know her?
Baby gangsta: how did you get her to talk?
Secret: yeah, she wont tell you who i am though if you ask her.
Secret: uh i just… talked?
Secret: you can ask her about me ig
Baby gangsta: tch
Musicbot: WOWZA
Secret: uh, Kuninini is sagishi, shsl swindler or imposter.
Kuninini: of course
Secret: wait im scrolling back to see the other usernames…
Secret: man some of these are tough since they havent messaged yet
QT: you can dddo it!
Secret: ah, youre tsumiki mikan, shsl health committee member
QT: Ah! Yes thats right
Secret: uh, im guessing go away is hanamura teruteru… shsl cook
Level ultimate: thats right
Secret: please go to sleep has to be ryota… shsl animator
Kuninini: yes its him
Secret: thought so
Secret: furry overlord is tanaka gundham, shsl animal breeding committee member
The empress!: yes it is!
Secret: you must be sonia nevermind, shsl princess
The empress!: pleased to meet you
Secret: uh who havent i guessed yet..
The H.H.H: ‘THE MAN’ ‘THE MYTH’ ‘Mother dearest’ ‘father?’ and myself.
Secret: ah, those are tough…
Secret: uhm,, the man is nidai nekomaru? Shsl team manager?
Level ultimate: yep yep
Secret: since the myth is matching with him… owari akane..?
Musicbot: HOW DO U DO THAT!?!??!
Secret: ah, process of elimination and a healthy amount of luck
Secret: mother dearest is probably koizumi mahiru, sato has often referred to her as mother like
Mother dearest: you know sato??
Secret: yep, again, if you ask her she wont tell you who i am
Mother dearest: odd… sato doesnt get along well with boys
Secret: guess im an exception, i helped her out with something
Secret: you can ask her how we became friends if you want
Mother dearest: ah thanks
Secret: father must be souda kazuichi, shsl mechanic
Secret: and lastly, The HHH is Komaeda nagito, shsl luck.
Secret: not lucky student, very distinct difference.
The H.H.H: hm, luck isn't really a talent.
The H.H.H: I wonder how you know our name and talents… how odd.
Musicbot: 16/16 !!
Musicbot: 100% ACCURACY!!!
Secret: hah, well that was a fun exercise
Secret: i like solving stuff
The H.H.H: hah… ignored…
DDR: i thought gay people werent meant to be good at math
Secret: HAH,, well,, im not good
Secret: i guess logic stuff is just what im good at
The H.H.H: Thats an interesting fact
Musicbot: CAN YOU TEACH US ON HOW TO DO MATH???
Secret: sure i guess when i tutor u guys
Secret: wait can i guess your guys’ sexualities next?? /j /j
Level ultimate: wait that would be fun!
Secret: would be but…
Secret: not today… my social battery is gone…
Kamukura: we’re leaving then
Musicbot: AWHHHH
DDR: no fair! Dont hog him!
Kuninini: and now they steal him away
Level ultimate: he still needs to get up early… we should let him go to sleep
Mother dearest: yeah, sato told me that the reserve course classes start bright and early..
Baby gangsta: ya natsumi complains about it too
Secret: we also have a test,, gotta study
Secret: goodnight everyone
Level ultimate: goodnight! Sweet dreams
Musicbot: NIGHTYNIGHT!
Kuninini: everyone get some rest
Kamukura has gone offline
Secret has gone offline
Musicbot: I LIKE OUR TUTOR!! HES CUTE
Level ultimate: mhm! I told u guys hes nice!
The H.H.H: I suppose hes not as bad as other talentless scum
The H.H.H: Atleast hes not an idiot.
Level ultimate: ko pls
The H.H.H: apologies
Mother dearest: lets all go to sleep now, we dont wanna blow up the twins’ notifications
Sword mommy: mhm, goodnight.
Musicbot: GOOD NIGHT !!!!!
The H.H.H: Have a good rest
Everyone has gone offline.