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🐝Honey 🐝

Summary:

The proprietors of both La Cocina de Simon y Sara and Hill Skerry Farms agreed to help their older siblings run booths at the Oberlin Farmer's Market over the summer. They expected to spend every Saturday morning dealing with customers trying to talk them down on their prices, but got much more than they bargained for from their weekend side job. Staring across the market at one another for sixteen weeks wasn't on either sibling's proposal when they asked Wilhelm and Simon for help, but it would've been their strongest selling point.

Aged up Wilmon
Set in Oberlin, Ohio USA

*NSFW*...don't let the slow burn fool you. Please check tags!

Chapter 1: Honey Boy

Summary:

“It’s a farmer’s market, Simon, not a club.”

“Whatever. I don’t see anybody complaining.”

“Yeah, I’m sure everyone here loves listening to you sing along to your playlist just as much as I do.”

“That guy likes it,” Simon said, pointing to the booth across from theirs. “He can’t take his eyes off me.”

“It’s not Grindr either, Simon. Please swipe left. We don’t need to start drama with anyone here.”

“We’re already the noobs with a shitty looking booth, pulling more than anybody else, so too late, sis! We are the drama.

“Think I can pull him?” Simon asked, nodding at the man who’d had his eyes on him all morning. He was staring especially intently as Simon threw his arms over his head, and turned in a slow circle to the beat of the song playing out of his little, portable speaker.

“Who?” Sara asked, looking up from her book.

Simon waved to the man who was running the booth across from theirs. “Honey.”

Notes:

Playlist

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Part 1

"Are we in trouble?" Sara asked as soon as Jane, the farmer’s market organizer, was gone.

“No. She’s just disappointed, I guess. That, or she thinks we’re too dumb to know our booth looks like shit, and is trying to subtly tell us,” Simon said with a sigh. “Yeah, obviously. Having a lot of trays full of product out front looks nice at first, but once shit sells the booth looks empty. And we already knew we needed a better sign."

"Sorry I forgot to get the poster board. I did remember eventually, but we didn't have gas, and I was too nervous to ask Mama. She just-“

Simon hugged his sister before he went to help a customer. He wouldn't have wanted to waste gas driving back to Walmart to make better signs either, and he got why Sara didn't want to ask their mama for help. Cannibalizing a neighbor's old Amazon boxes was the next best thing. They could fill up the car, and pick up some poster board when they went out to shop for ingredients for next week.

Simon was not about to waste a whole week’s worth of profit on a fuck-ass banner like most of the other booth’s had though. Even if they sold out that morning, they were still going to be in the hole once they went shopping for the next week. Simon already had to buy tables, and a fucking canopy, because apparently that was required, but the farmer’s market rules only said they needed to have their business name displayed, and each item clearly priced, either individually, or with signage. They did that, their signage just didn’t look great, but what the fuck did that matter? Their food looked great, and tasted great, and they were two cute kids out doing something productive on a Saturday morning.

Why the fuck did they need a fucking printed, canvas banner?

And, sure, they could’ve asked their mama for start-up money, but Simon and Sara both knew Linda Eriksson was against her children's plan to run a booth at the Oberlin Farmer’s Market. Sure, she helped them pick out recipes, and she didn’t actively try to stop them, but she was unsure why they’d decided to spend so many hours and so much money on their project.

Uh, because they needed money, and selling at the market they would make a decent amount of money.

The start-up costs were bullshit, true, but once they got out of the hole, and covered their weekly grocery expenses, everything else would be pure profit.

Yeah, there was a chance, a decent chance, Simon could’ve made more money serving Friday nights and Saturday mornings, even over the summer when Oberlin was officially a sleepy, little, college town. This was more fun though, and they could do it together. Simon wanted to spend time with his sister. She would spent the entire summer hanging out at the stables, with fucking Marcus, if he didn’t make spending time with her a priority. Plus, the stables paid shit, and Simon knew how much his sister hated asking for money.

And, as long as he was being honest, the co-op grocery store where Simon worked also paid shit, and his serving wages depended almost entirely on tips, which were spotty at best over the summer. He could have a great night out of nowhere, or have a string of really slow ones, with tables who dined and dashed, and a grumpier than usual boss.

Besides, those were just jobs. Maybe Sara liked hers, and Simon didn’t loathe his, but they were just jobs. This was a business. This was something they could take on together, doing something they both enjoyed, and Simon was really looking forward to ‘sacrificing every Friday night, all summer, just to cook with his sister.’

What the fuck else was he gonna do?

Campus cleared out before June, and he’d spent enough summers partying in Oberlin to be kind of over it.

“Your baby boy is turning into an old man,” Simon told his mama as she kissed her children goodbye that morning. “Gonna go mingle with the farmers and hippies, and the hippie farmers. Don’t be shocked if I grow my hair back out, or stop using deodorant this summer.”

“That’s not happening,” Sara joked. “You got organized and tidy ADHD. I got doom piles and forgetful hygiene ADHD.”

“Yeah, but you got sit and ponder quietly ADHD. I got must be in motion ADHD. Win some, lose some.”

It was a good thing Simon didn’t mind being in motion because even on the second Saturday in May, a winter coat and hat was still required because it was fucking snowing. It didn’t matter if it was, ‘just a flurry,’ which Sara so helpfully pointed out. It was fucking cold, and Simon couldn’t wear warm mittens because he was handling food. He kept his hands in his sleeves when he could, and turned up his music a little during the lulls, so he could dance to keep warm.

“It’s a farmer’s market, Simon, not a club.”

“Whatever. I don’t see anybody complaining.”

“Yeah, I’m sure everyone here loves listening to you sing along to your playlist just as much as I do.”

“That guy likes it,” Simon said, pointing to the booth across from theirs. “He can’t take his eyes off me.”

“It’s not Grindr either, Simon. Please swipe left. We don’t need to start drama with anyone here.”

“We’re already the noobs with a shitty looking booth, pulling more than anybody else, so too late, sis! We are the drama.

“Think I can pull him?” Simon asked, nodding at the man who’d had his eyes on him all morning. He was staring especially intently as Simon threw his arms over his head, and turned in a slow circle to the beat of the song playing out of his little, portable speaker.

“Who?” Sara asked, looking up from her book.

Simon waved to the man who was running the booth across from theirs. “Honey.”

Notes:

Hi, it’s me, I’m the drama 😅

So, I was planning to start posting this fic after idag och imorgon concludes
 but then I got silly and made an insane posting schedule for myself
 and here we are. đŸ€­ The schedule will not be *quite* as regular as i&i, but Honey will update four or more times per week. (Sometimes it is a lot more than four
help!) The story is complete (here on my laptop) but anyone who’s read my work before knows I always do a final read through for each chapter which usually results in my favorite part of the chapter.

Though it has not been discussed in Chapter 1, Wilhelm is genderfluid in this story and uses both he and she pronouns. (For the sake of the following explanation, I am only using he.) Sometimes Wilhelm uses different pronouns for himself within single chapter, or even within a single paragraph, and different characters think of him with differing pronouns as well. This is intentional. Wilhelm’s gender is an important element of this story but, at the same time, it is not a problem in his relationship with Simon. And while Simon doesn’t always say or think the “right” things, his heart is absolutely in the right place.

It might be obvious as the story continues, but I lived just outside Oberlin for several years, and I will be visiting this very farmer’s market in a few weeks! I did not go to either the College or the Conservatory though
 I was not accepted. 💀

And - a special note of thanks to my pal Nikki who *does* vend at a farmer’s market. This story became a little bee buzzing in my ear after I excitedly outlined a Wilmon farmer’s market story
 insisting I could not write it because I didn’t have the time.

I wrote the first three chapters later that evening.