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Elias Helps You Fall Asleep UwU <3

Summary:

“Hm, what was that?” Elias flips idly between two nearly identical pieces of paper, scratching out a note or two every so often. “You can’t sleep?”

“I suppose it is within the realm of my responsibilities to make sure my employees are safe and well—to a certain degree anyway,” Elias sighs and takes his glasses off, folding them up and placing them neatly on his desk. He stands and looks at you, smiling slightly. "Come with me.”

Elias leads you through the institute, passing doors with strange lights and incomprehensible labeling, into the belly of the beast—the archives. You reach what looks like a small office when Elias stops and opens the door, gesturing for you to step inside. You do so, and he follows, the clicking of his loafers muffled by the sheer amount of papers and files strewn across the room. There is a small section in the back corner piled with blankets and pillows that almost looks like a makeshift camp.

“Make yourself comfortable,” Elias says with a nod.

Notes:

I have a quiz due in three hours that I need to finish.

Update: the quiz was literally only 5 questions and I misread one of them so I got an 80% :’(

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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“Hm, what was that?” Elias flips idly between two nearly identical pieces of paper, scratching out a note or two every so often. “You can’t sleep?”

“I suppose it is within the realm of my responsibilities to make sure my employees are safe and well—to a certain degree anyway,” Elias sighs and takes his glasses off, folding them up and placing them neatly on his desk. He stands and looks at you, smiling slightly. “Come with me.”

Elias leads you through the institute, passing doors with strange lights and incomprehensible labeling, into the belly of the beast—the archives. You reach what looks like a small office when Elias stops and opens the door, gesturing for you to step inside. You do so, and he follows, the clicking of his loafers muffled by the sheer amount of papers and files strewn across the room. There is a small section in the back corner piled with blankets and pillows that almost looks like a makeshift camp.

“Make yourself comfortable,” Elias says with a nod.

You settle into the blankets and lie down. Elias smiles down at you, hands behind his back.

“Very good. Now hold still.” Elias grins, his teeth catching the light as he reveals a metal pipe hanging loosely in his hands. “I’ll have you out like a light in no time”

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Notes:

Late april fools I guess???? Sorry you had to read this, but it needed to be done. I couldn't live a moment with this in my head and not put it out into the world. You're welcome.