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It was a nice day as Deadpool sets up some snacks and a chair
" Oh hello I know who would have thought i'd be doing this well guys let's do this Maximum effort" Deadpool says before getting a call
" Yeah oh ok" Deadpool says
Meanwhile some guy was stalking a young girl as he licked his lips the screen showed his men turning to see deadpool who whipped out his katanas and sliced one's head off as blood dripped down as more men start shooting as Deadpool gets shot as he fell off the roof
" Good job" The leader says as he goes to follow the girl
deadpool gets up " Ok not cool you assholes!" Deadpool says as he leaped and starts shooting as some guys shot back
Deadpool shot one guy in the gut as blood came out as he screamed in pain
" Good deadpool" Deadpool says as he leaped and shot two more and deicided to use some bricks to attack he slammed a brick into a guy's face as two more shot him as he slashed their guns in half then stabbed them
he runs after the leader who tries using a bat but deadpool cut it in half
" Please" He begged
" Oh sorry dipshit but stalking kids is a no go" Deadpool says and shot him
he later returned
" Now time to do this" He says as he gets a call
" Damm it" He says
he goes outside then comes back covered in bird poop " Ah shit" Deadpool says
he later came back
" Ok let's do this" Deadpool says