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Stan and Kyle, already at the bus stop, observe Cartman from a distance running towards them, Kenny shortly behind him trying to catch up.
“STAN!” He shouts from afar.
As he gets closer, it becomes more apparent to Stan that he’s shouting his name.
“STAN!!”
Cartman yells, as he arrives, he throws himself onto Stan, yanking him to the side away from Kyle.
“Stan… you can’t trust Kahl man… yesterday at lunch he revealed his secret to me… he’s got FANGS… he’s a werewolf!! He’s gonna eat you, Stan, you can’t trust him!!”
Stan pushes Cartman off of him and returns to his spot firmly next to Kyle.
“Shut up fatass.”
Kyle, hearing every word, responds.
“Those are just my canines, every Alpha gets them once they lose their baby teeth. You’d know if you were paying attention in class.”
Cartman stares at Kyle blankly, processing this statement. “But… why? So you can eat us?!” He says, taking a defensive stance.
“No, alphas don’t do that! And, um… I think it has to do something with making babies. But… it’s definitely not meant to hurt anyone.”
Kyle, not certain of the function of his newly sprouted sharp teeth, responds. Cartman glances suspiciously at Kenny, who caught up not long ago and is standing next to Cartman at his usual spot.
“Kenny… show me your fangs, you’re an alpha, if Kyle is telling the truth, you’ll have them too”
Cartman demands.
Kenny shrugs, and pulls down his parka to expose his mouth.
He opens his mouth to reveal that he still hasn’t lost all his baby teeth.
“AHA. I knew it!” Cartman smugly shouts.
Kyle, observing, responds “Kenny doesn’t have canines because he hasn’t lost all his baby teeth yet, Cartman, he’s one year younger than us, remember?”
Cartman isn’t convinced.
“Bullshit!! I know your secret now kahl… and I won’t let you hurt stan!!”
Cartman says aggressively, rolling up his sleeves
“get back Stan, I’m gonna beat up this asshole before he gets hungry and decides to eat you…”
Kyle rolls his eyes at the unnecessary escalation of the scenario.
He’s unafraid of Cartman doing any real physical harm, knowing he’s an omega, and a particularly weak one at that.
As Cartman charges towards Kyle, Stan steps in front of him and stops him by pushing him back.
Stan knows if he lets Kyle fight Cartman, he would have no choice but to fight back, ultimately giving Cartman another excuse to be even more bitter towards his friend.
“CARTMAN!! Leave him alone! If he’s bothering me I’ll deal with him!”
Stan shouts at Cartman in an attempt to get him to let up.
Cartman, after flailing around in Stan's arms for a minute, realizes he’s being overpowered and finally lets up.
“Okay… fine… you’ve avoided my wrath this time, but I’ve got my eye on you kahl, don’t think you can escape what’s coming to you…”
Cartman crosses his arms and waddles back over to his spot.
Finally, the bus arrives, and the boys file inside, Cartman sticking close to Kenny and Stan rolling his eyes at Cartman's dramatic demeanor.