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Aether created a group chat

Aether added a lot of people

Aether named the group chat   Sup😀

Aether promoted Lumine!

1:30 pm FRI

Aether: 

Welcome...to Jurassic park😀

Lumine:

slay.

Venti: 

Your math homework or your life.

Aether: 

Woahhahh

No threats in my Christian Roblox group server. >:(

Lumine: 

lmfao Imagine not doing your math hw-

Venti: 

*SOBING*

Lumine:

Cry about it then

Kaeya: 

Again??

Venti: 

GVIE ME YOUR MATH HOMEWORKaosidosndoaj

Kaeya: 

okay, daddy yes daddy🙂😁🙂

Diluc: 

gross. get me tf out of here

Aether: 

bitch I don't make the rules. 

Lumine: 

but you made it🤨

Aether: 

indeed I did

Keqing: 

lol makes no sense

Xiao: 

How did u get my number

Aether: 

Idk how did I?🤨

Xiao: 

BYE-

Xiao left

Venti: 

NonOOOoOOOoo xiAOaoaoaoaoaoaaobuuuuuu

Mona: 

Help??? The first thing I see when I opened the chat

Childe: 

Hello comrade!

Mona: 

Did I ask?

Lumine: 

LJahaHAHHAhahaha imagine- L

Childe:

 Why did I even choose the vision course- just to suffer😔

Mona: 

IDK WHY DID YOU??

Venti: 

TOP 10 QUESTIONS Life Can't Answer-www.YouTube.com

Mona: 

Omg BROKE bestie?? 

Venti: 

Omg HI??🤪 

Zhongli: 

Hello.

Venti: 

AYYYY THE OLD GRAMPY IS HEREOSERERE

Childe: 

Nvm what I said.

Hey Zhongli😊

Zhongli: 

Hello Childe,

Lumine: 

SIMP ALERT!! SIMP ALERT

Childe: 

STFU ASONDOJD

Btw don't you like that girl from Inazuma the one with a cryo vision? Yeah her, we should totally add her

Lumine: 

that's where you need to stop.

Aether: 

Oho :) Pretend I'm not here

Lumine: 

NEVER. DIE🖕

Aether: 

Maybe later. When I feel like it UwU

Venti: 

Noaoaoaooaawww Aether, My husbando

Aether: 

It's ok I won't unless🫣You wanna double suicide😲

Aether added Xiao

Xiao: 

What.

Venti: 

AWW OFCCCC BUT MAYBE LATER (once I get with him)

Aether: 

LMFAO OKAY(lol good luck)

Kaeya: 

(Yeah venti)

Venti: 

(bitch ur one to say.)

Xiao: 

whos him??  @Lumine

Lumine: 

Honesty I'm done with this bs bye-

Amber: 

oh, what did I walk in upon-

Eula: 

Honey you don't walk into a chat

Amber: 

JSANJN YES IK KSAJNN A

Lisa: 

Awwww Lesbians

Mona: 

Alr I'm back, What's happening-

Ningguang: 

lesbians are happening

Mona: 

Understandable, have a great day.

Diluc: 

wtf is this shit.

Venti: 

WOAH. Never seeenn somaone saiu so e mwuhc graommare orwkds lololoa

Aether: 

Honey,,,Grammar,,,

Mona: 

Guys, Diluc is being homophobic

Beidou: 

damn you, homophobic uncle era

kaeya: 

HOW COULD YOU *GASPS*

Diluc: 

I can't do this shit today.

Aether: 

Guys it's official. Diluc is homophobic😱

[Reply->Venti: Venti: WOAH. Nev... [Click to see more]

Lumine: 

Imagine lololol bigest L

Venti: 

DID U JUST Call ME L SAJNJ

Lumine: 

And what if I did🤨huh

Mona: 

lmfao I saw a guy with purple hair terrorize a little kid on a fucking playground hahaha.

Lumine: 

from terrorizing nations to terrorizing local playgrounds.

oooo wait- now this a good newsworthy title heheh

Venti: 

Literally me fr

Mona: 

...What

Venti: 

nothing lol :)

Aether: 

r u serious rn bro?

Venti: 

ANYWAYZ

Lumine: 

lmfao yas go u

Kaeya: 

Damnnnn

Lumine:

hehehehhehe

Aether:

 ... What r u scheming...

Lumine: 

What do you ever mean brother:)

Mona: 

The Mets guys

Barbara: 

YES!!🥰😍

Mona: 

Woahahah calm down Jamal✋

Venti: 

It was never about the Mets guys! ITS ABOUT DRIVE😈ITS ABOUT😳POWER💪WE STAY🥶HUNGRY🍗WE DEVOUR🦖PUT IN THE 😎WORK🧰PUT IN THE HOURS⏱AND👿TAKE🤳WHATS OURS🏆

Childe: 

bRuH mIsS giRl wHAt.

Venti: 

HUH MISS GIRL? MISS FUCKIGN GIRL????

Childe: 

Omg guys venti's gonna show his magical hybrid demon half wold vampire side😔😟😨😰😨😰

Venti: 

SOBIGN RN WHY DOES THE GINGER ED SHEERAN LOVER GET TO SLANDER ME😭😭

Lumine:

Childes on baddie era✨

Xiao: 

Childe's redemption arc be like:

Venti: 

NOOOOO XIAO YOUR SUPPOSED TO SIDE WITH ME😭😭

Keqing: 

lolz

Kaeya: 

CHILDE PULLS OUT THE REVERSE UNO CARD---

NOT THE LOLZ AHAHA

Venti: 

My teenhood😔🫶

Also stfu. We don't talk bout that.

Jean: 

Why are we talking about the Mets again??

Mona: 

I saw a tik tok lolz

Kaeya: 

OMFL I SAW IT TOO OMG-

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Venti: 

I feel like my cringy 14 y/o self whenever i see lolz

Kaeya: 

HELP I REMEMBER

Mona: 

same💀the fazes you had-

Venti: 

STFUFUFUSAUINUANOjdnosndaosndjno😭😭😭

Xiao: 

What happened

Mona: 

I'll only tell if money is included :)

Xiao: 

...Paypal?

Mona: 

everywhere around the school😊

Xiao: 

nvm found it.

Venti: 

XIAIOAOAOAO NOO MONANANANA I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING 😭😭😭😭😭

Mona: 

Idk did we really? Did we really have something together?🤨🤯

Keqing: 

Top 10 Worst Anime Betrayals-www.YouTube.com

Venti: 

*SOBS*

Diluc: 

What with y'all and roleplaying💀

Venti: 

Y'all

Kaeya:

Y'all

Keqing:

I know like 30% of the people here

Aether:

INTRODUCTIONS!!

I'm Aether UwU the origin of this chat

Lumine:

Okay Aether UwU

I'm Lumine 

Aether:

STOP.

Venti:

Venti :) If u ever see a lizard anywhere just know that it's mine! Also the head class president for Anemo class.

Xiao:

You have a pet?? Xiao btw

Venti:

Yasss the name is Dvalin😋

Lumine: 

aww u quirky little child

Mona:

Still don't know how u got to be the class president💀

Venti: 

I also don't know lol

Mona:

I'm Mona Megistus. The only fortune teller around $10 each turn, contact me here:  @[email protected]

This is your sign to give me money if u see any posters around the school with Mona_Megistus (it's my Paypal)

Sucrose:

Girl wrote a whole essay

Mona:

As she should :/

Jean:

I'm Jean, the representative for the Mondstadt dorms, and also a part of the student councils

Lisa:

Lisa here!😉 ^My gf<3

Venti:

Wow thanks for flexing

Barbara:

I'm Barbara and I like to sing!

Rosaria:

I'm rosaria lol

Kaeya:

Kaeya, Venti's my husbando

Venti:

frfr

Xiao:

Like actually?

Noelle:

I'm Noelle! I'm hoping to join the student councils!

Diluc:

^My name is up there. use your eyes

Kaeya:

Lol mood

Amber:

I'm Amber! I have a bunny named Baron Bunny

Eula:

Eula. and I will have vengeance.

Albedo:

I'm Albedo and I'm a scientist

Sucrose:

I'm Sucrose, I'm Mister Albedos assistent!

Childe:

I'm Childe! I'm supposed to be in Snezhnaya dorm but like, the Wifi here in Liyue dorms is better :). It's also more peaceful🤧

Aether: 

lol I heard somebody broke the wifi generator shit thing

Childe:

Ohh yeahh a fight broke out and dottore was too lazy to do anything bout it lol

I swear these guys pick a fight 24/7

Keqing:

I'm Keqing, I'm a part of the student councils

Zhongli:

Zhongli, I'm the head class president of geo.

Ningguang:

I'm Ningguang and I'm the representative for the Liyue dorms, also a part of the student councils

Beidou: 

Sup! I'm Beidou, a proud lesbian

Ganyu: 

Hello everyone, I'm Ganyu, and I'm also a part of the student councils!

Mona:

Guys...I'm not flexing or anything but rn I have 50 dollars😌

Venti:

*MORE SOBS*

DaMN I THouGHt wE wHERe bROke budDIES

Xiao:

You mean my money right?

Mona:

idk man😐  @Venti    @Xiao

Lumine:

Wowww Mona, that's a loooottt of money

Mona:

Shut up😭

At least I can finally have a full meal🙂

Venti:

How does it feel to be living in my dream😤

Mona:

Amazing🤩🥳

Venti:

*SOB*

Keqing:

R u ok girl?

Mona:

Tbh Idek anymore🙃

Kaeya:

*Andrew tate theme song*

Venti:

Whan ai mecha un da suma😍

Keqing:

New language??

Childe:

HELPSLPAAKSJN??

Venti:

Lolz

Childe: 

IN DRoaaWNiNG AoanAA soMEoeNEO#

Lumine:

uhhhh

Aether:

 HELP MY RIBS ARE CRACKALACKIN- CHILDE DOWNING- AHHAHH FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE SEEN ALL DAY

Mona:

HWTATATATATAT- UR RIBS LJNSLAJDA

Ningguang:

how are you still being able to type underwater childe💀

Childe:

Wweerll, sone kif fronm moNdstsdt savEd me ywU

uwy

fycjingf shut ueu

Mona:

Take ur time old grandpa💀

Childe:

sTdu

Uws

UwU IFNALYS

Aether:

I think u need a new phone

a second ago u were drowning💀🤨

Childe:

*Sobs* y'm bhkeing bullkled agani

Lumine:

Lmao good.

Keqing:

Is it bad that I laughed at that-

Aether:

yeS

Lumine:

Btw  @Aether  where r u?

Aether:

Idk where am I🤨

Lumine:

I'm leaving.

Venti:

😍

"Lost my brother at the mall #AboutTime #FINALLY!!"

@Everyone  Today's new Hot Topic 😍

Diluc:

Love that 4 u

Aether: 

WAIT M SORRYSALJNJN

Kaeya: 

Omg slay love it

Mona:

...$30 left...

SOMEONE TELL ME WHY TF IS A FUCIGN🤬BOWL🤬OF SHANGHAI FRIED RICE IS FUCKING $10😭😭😭😭LIKE BITCH LET ME ENJOY MY RICE SOBS JHAS🤬🤬🫠🙄🙄

Lumine:

you lost me at the first emoji🙂

Aether: 

LMFAO BC OF SOCIETY- MONA S O C I E T Y

Xiao:

Actually, it's bc of covid

Venti:

Whatever my xiaobu says😍

Xiao:

don't call me that.

Kaeya: 

BRUHHRHR XIAO IS A TSUNDERE KAJSNKN 

Lumine:

You forgot the (REAL/// NOT CLICKBAIT!!)

Kaeya: 

Oh yeah-

BRUHHRHR XIAO IS A TSUNDERE KAJSNKN (REAL/// NOT CLICKBAIT!!)

Venti:

Yahhh only for me though UwU

Xiao:

I'm really not-

Albedo: 

lol imagine-

Kaeya: 

omg hey albedo

Albedo:

Hello Kaeya :)

Venti:

Ayo🤨

Kaeya:

shhh🤫

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Mondstadt + The Twins

Sucrose:

Where did you put the spider Mr.Albedo?

Albedo:

No need to be so formal lol

wait- idk?? I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE CARE OF IT-

Sucrose:

god- I THOUGHT THE OPPOSITE-

Rosaria:

lol a big fat L for u 2

Venti:

WHY TF IS THERE A FUCKING SPIDER IN MY DORM ROOM

Kaeya: 

AND WHY TF IS THAT SPIDER SO FAT-

Diona:

Stop body shaming the spider😔😟

Aether:

CAUGHT😎IN😳4K📸❤️🔥

Albedo:

Shit. Sorry to break it to u but that spider is about to give birth

Venti:

IN MY FUCKIGN ROOM R U SERIOUS AKNJSADNJN WTF AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Sucrose: 

what dorm r u in?

Venti: 

IDKKKDSADMKJDSAJ THE ONE NEXT TO UHHH KAEYAS YEA-

HOLY SHIT THE SPIDER IS LJASNJDN 

I'M GONNA THROW UP-

Sucrose:

does not help but ok.

Diluc:

Welp-

suck to suck

Albedo:

uh well, that was sad😐

Kaeya:

FUKSIDNG HELL THE SPIDERS ARE cRAWLING TWORDAS ME-

Aether:

Damn did venti leave you to go hug a toilet

Kaeya:

YES!! I'M ALSO LEAVING.

Sucrose:

SHIT DID U CLOSE THE DOOR-

Kaeya:

NO?? IT'S NOT GONNA WORK ANYWAYS SLAJNLNSkj

THEY'LL JUST CRAWL OUT

Rosaria:

Damn, I just watching and observe

Fuck why do I hear sounds coming from my door...

Kaeya: 

FUCKING RUN THE SPIDERS-

Rosaria: 

R U ACTUALLY SERIOUS RN OMFG

Jean: 

Everyone calm down.

Diluc:

Welp. Spider apocalypse isn't that bad unless if people stared to crawl like a spider and grow more legs than necessary

Jean:

Think positive, diluc.

Diluc:

You be positive. I'll be realistic.

Kaeya:

HELPLPELPLEPLPLP

Barbara:

Oh no! Soon there would be a spider apocalypse! Oh, Barbatos! Won't you save us from this!

Venti:

'M SOrY caNT

Barbara:

Was I talking to you?

Kaeya:

HELPPPP

Jean:

Everyone evacuate if it's that bad.

Sucrose:

I estimated there would at least be 100+ baby spiders in there-

Lisa: 

Oh jeez

Lumine: 

damnnnan

Diona:

How r u two in this chat again-

Aether:

My dear sister and I take a special class, we basically can use all elements of the visions, but we can only change the elements with a thing called "The Statue of Seven". We've also been to every nation bc our parents love to travel before they died lol.

Lumine:

Yup!

also don't call moi dear sister.

Diona:

oop-

Llll IMAGINE OSNAHAHHAHAHHAH

Diluc:

wine child stfu

Diona:

HOW ABOUT YOU STFU AND WTF DO YOU MEAN I HATE WINE!!

Aether:

Apology video when?  @Albedo

Albedo:

idk man does it look like I give a fuck.

I'm also on vacation so yah

Kaeya:

Diona be like: I am confusion

Diona:

STFU WINE WANNABE

Kaeya: 

BRUH-

Jean: 

you know what. I'll just get a teacher.

Albedo:

Sorry Jean

Jean:

It's fine.

Amber:

I swear I can't with you guys-

Noelle:

oh my, do you need help, Jean?

Jean:

Yes pls.

Klee:

HEY GUYS!

Albedo:

Hi Klee:)

Mona:

omg the infamous Klee

Hiiii

Diona:

Hi Klee

Kaeya:

KLEE!!!

Jean:

Hey Klee

Diluc:

Hi Klee.

Lumine:

KLEEEEEE<333

Venti:

Omg Klee!

Barbara:

Hiii

Sucrose:

Hello Klee:)

Rosaria:

Hey klee how u doing

Klee:

:DD

HELLO EVERYONE!!

Aether:

Just met the main character💀

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Sup 😀

2:30 pm SAT

Keqing:

OMFG STOP. KEEP RUNNING- 

WAiT shit this isn't private chat.

Xiao:

Keep running is a pure comedy that can confirm.

Ganyu:

HELP KAI GE IS IN SUCH A MOOD I LOVE HIM BUT KAI IS OUR TRUE CAST MEMBER HERE OKAY HE HASN'T LEFT SINCE THE BEGINNING

Childe:

We stan chaotic Ganyu and Keqing lol

Xiao:

That's my sister. Sir, what are you trying to do?

Childe:

I'M SORRY LAJSNJ 

IDEK WHAT I'M SORRY BOUT

Venti:

What's happening lol-

whats keeps running?

Xiao:

Chinese Television Show.

(They're being extra btw)

Kaeya:

Why is this so random lololol

Ganyu:

Well, excuse me.

Beidou:

Lol that was def straight from google xiao

Ningguang: 

I HEARD SCREAMING WHAT HAPPENED JEAN-

Jean:

haha a little too late- there was a spider outbreak

Beidou:

Ohh huh- so this is why I found this little guy here.

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Sucrose:

Could you bring that spider to the lab?

Noelle:

Oh my- that photo name haha

Beidou:

Hahah yeahhh😁

Ningguang:

god.

Where did u find it

Beidou:

somewhere in the kitchen lol

Ningguang:

Is Xiangling there?

Beidou:

Yeahhh if I remember correctly she was screaming at the spider 

Amber:

Whos xiangling?

Ningguang:

one of the new students this year

Venti:

I MET HER oML SHE'S SO COOL KASJNJ

Lumine:

SIUUUUUUUUUUU

Venti:

HELP LOL LUMINE HHAHAH

Xiao:

no. no siu

Venti:

Yes SIUUUUU!

Xiao:

stop

Aether:

Y'all I just saw a fucking faceless ayato 

Lumine:

what.

Childe:

That game called genshin impact??

Kaeya:

meme lol  @Lumine

Lumine:

lmfao ohh thought it was someone else-

Venti:

🤨Spill the tea sis🤨

Lumine:

narhw

Kaeya:

sLaY giRLboSs~ 

slAAY giRLbOsS~

Lumine:

*sob* GET OUT

Aether:

DORI ME AMENO AMENO LATERA LATERA MO DORI ME

Xiao:

wtf is happening?

Diluc:

^my question in life.

Amber:

Your question to life is your name☠️

Kaeya:

E M O ! emoemoemoemoemoemoemoemo

Mona:

#SobbingCryingShittingDying #Nostolgic memories #MeSuffering 

Lumine: 

^That. That's me rn

Aether:

L O L I M A G I N E Being rejected lololol can't be u

Kaeya:

Whats up w u  @Mona

Mona:

my fairy tail obsession is what's happening

Venti:

HELP I REMEMBER U WERE THAT OBSESSED WITH ASTRONOMY-RELATED THINGS GIRL

Mona:

I'm like crying I still am wtf do u mean

but like fairy tail has Zodiac signs so i mean,,,,

😮💨😤😠😡🤬

Venti:

IM SORRY SAJNLJNa

Lumine:

not mona getting defensive✋

Mona: 

 literally, no one asked

Venti:

 i🤔know😜a🧍weenie🌭man😛he😈owns🤭a💕weenie☺️stand🧍He🤨sells😶most🤫anything😌From🌭hot dogs🔥on👍down⬇️oh🌝baby👨🦲one👁️day🙌I’ll💬change🕳️his💥 life🤯I’ll 😎be🤠his🤓weenie🌭wife,😼 hotdog🌭i love💕that👍weenie🌭man🧍.

Kaeya:

Literally me fr

Lumine:

cheesecak🤤

Aether:

cheesecak🤤

Childe:

wtf is cheesecak

Mona:

cheesecak🤤

Barbara:

The first thing I see😰

Childe:

you know what- I don't even want to know💀

Lumine:

good:)

Childe:

lmfao anyways I want to add someone😏

Aether:

oho🥳🥳our first guest!!

Aether promoted Childe!

Venti:

bitch what.

I don't get a promotion. Damn biased😤

Aether:

maybe next time😙😜

Lumine:

You quirky little thing🙂

Kaeya:

WHY DO zyoU ALL TEXT LIKE 9 Y/O ALSJNDJ

Ganyu:

Help that's so mean

but I mean... kinda true lol

Childe added Scaramouche

Lumine:

ayo?

Scaramouche:

Wtf is this shit child/e/<-( E'S Not important)

Childe:

THE E U FORGOT THE E

Scaramouche:

.

Childe:

A GROUP CHAT OASKDJN

Mona:

LMFAO I SAW U IN A KIDS PLAYGROUND LOLOLOL 

Scaramouche:

EW WHO R U AGAIN???

Mona:

WTF???

YOU KNOW-

Scaramouche:

I really don't 

Mona:

Bitch.

Scaramouche:

oh shit ur the one with the shitty hat

Mona:

WTF DO YOU MEAN SHITTY.

YOUR HAT IS BIG AF

Scaramouche:

YOUR HAT IS EW.

Mona:

YES WTF DO U MEAN EW. UR EW U LITTLE BITCH

Scaramouche:

THE LION THE WITCH THE AUDACITY OF THIS BITCH 

Barbara:

Um, guys...what is going on?

Scaramouche:

STFU IT'S ME ABOUT ME AND MONA LISA HERE

Mona:

EXCUSE ME???

MONA FUCKING LISA bITCH GOT THE AUDACITY TO CALL ME MONA LISA.

Albedo:

What's so bad about the Mona Lisa? It's truly a wonderful painting.

Mona:

bruh shut ur trap up this ain't about you.

Scaramouche:

GIRL IS SO DESPERATE SHE STOLE MY LINE💀

Mona:

EXCUSE ME??

WHO STOLE WHOS???

YOU BITCH.

Scaramouche:

Is it bc I'm japanese🤨

Mona:

Bitch did not just pull out the bc I'm🫢

Scaramouche:

RACISM!

Childe:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lumine:

"And then childe lands the final blow!

Lumine kicked Scaramouche out.

Aether:

FINALLY

Mona:

ABOUT TIME BRUH

Childe:

sorry guys✋😔

Private chat with Childe and Scaramouche

Scaramouche:

SHE DARE TO KICK ME OUT. 

Childe:

I'M SORRY ON HER BEHALF LNAJS

Scaramouche:

COMMON LET'S FIGHT. WHAT U SCARED

PUSSY

I'M GOING TO LIYUE DORM TO SETTLE THIS 1V1

Childe:

WHAT DID I DO TO U-

I'M NOT A PUSSY

SAON JUST DOESN'T OMFG

Scaramouche:

Awww is it bc ur precious husbando is there awww u don't want him to see u like this huh😟

Childe:

STFU YOU KNWO NTOHING

Scaramouche:

Didn't ask.

Childe:

I WILL GET DOTTORE HERE.

Scaramouche:

Again did not ask

+ those silly threats doesn't work on my anymore :)

Childe:

SOBS in peppa pig*

Scaramouche:

tf-

Shit someone is calling me.

I'll let u off this time...

Childe:

LKJSNAJNDLJ

*Read on 3:27 pm SAT*

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Sup 😀

Diluc:

Pretty sure my lifespan got cut by 40 years because of this group chat

Venti:

AMAZING!🥺😍🥰 

Mona:

this is the most emotionally weird core group chat ever

Aether:

I carried🤓

Albedo:

Slay queen go queen lets go🥳🥳

Kaeya:

HELP I'M DYIBG

Diluc:

omg it's a Christmas miracle

Mona:

HELP WTF IM CRYING DILUCSA LNJLN

Kaeya:

IT'S  NOT EVEN CHRISMAS😭😭😭

Venti:

I CANT ANYMORE-

Kaeya:

*Dies*

Beidou:

you all sure like to roleplay

Kaeya:

VERY TRUE!!😛

Xiao:

fr though

Venti:

this really simulates my dingleberriesUwU

Xiao:

wtf.

Kaeya:

Caught in 4k😏

Venti:

FUCK I'M SO SORRY XIAO THIS WAS MEANT FOR SOMEONE ELSE

Keqing:

this is not helping you do realize that right

Venti:

yes

Aether:

who u be sending that to🤨

Venti:

hmm,,,idk😏

Diluc:

This is it I'm throwing hands.

Venti:

ooooo~ 

I'm so scared hehehehhe

Xiao:

wtf.

Aether added Diona

Aether:

HEY GUYS

DING DONG BING BONG BAY-BE! 

HUES WHO???

SIKEEE THE FURRY CAMMEMEMEME

Diona:

Grrrrr watch it. Hey yall

Xiao:

mf what.

Jean:

how-

Aether:

oops-

Beidou:

miss girl just growled at us all💀

Diona:

ROAW GRGRRRRR MOEWWWWW!!😾😾😾😾😾😾

Lumine:

I KNEW IT!!! YOU ARE A CLOSETIED FURRY!!!🙀🙀🙀

Diona:

NAHH I'M A PROUD CAT LOVER❤️🔥

Mona:

L imagine being a furry-

Diona:

bitch no one asked >:(

MRRP MRRP MOEW MRRP MRRP MEOW!!!☆

GRRRRR ROWF ROWF MEOOWOOWOWOWOW

Rosaria:

watch it girl don't spit on me.🙂

Kaeya:

HEEPELEPLP ROSAIRIAAJOSHAHHHHAHH

Diona:

STFU WINE ADDICT+OTHER WINE ADDICT

Aether kicked Diona out

Aether:

Diona redirection

Jean:

how did she even get in here...

Lumine:

🤨🤔🫢

Aether:

stfu

Lumine:

😡❌🤐

Kaeya:

don't run up on me ill do you dirty:)

Diluc:

tf

Kaeya:

UWU

Lumine:

I'm not like other girls😼

heh. I'm not even a girl😼

I'm a pterodactyl😼

SKKSKRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKRRR

Aether:

R u drinking again💀

Lumine:

No bro it's cactus juice😍

bc nothings more quenchier🥰

Aether:

*BRUH*

Venti:

girl what did I just witness

or should I say

pterodactyl😼

Aether:

dude, u ain't slick did not live laugh love

Lumine:

-100 IQ

Diluc:

he doesn't have any*

Venti:

*SOBS*

Mona:

#Deserved #GoLumine&Diluc_ig #<33

Aether:

WHAT DID I DO TO YOU????

Mona:

Exactly🤔❗️NOTHING❗️

Rosaria:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH💯girlboss. Period

Lumine:

Don't take it to heart brother🤭

Aether:

Bithc stuf

Lumine:

ok bithc stuf

Kaeya:

💀💀💀Wtf is going on

Venti:

ur mad funny bro

Aether:

Help??

Kaeya:

I wIlL gRaB A PoTaTo cHiP aNd eAt It😏

Lumine:

That's so random why am I even talking to you

Aether:

Bro really turned into light Yagami

Rosaria:

Why tf is kaeya huffing a fucking tissue

Ganyu:

Why does this room smell like accentual oil though...

Rosaria:

tf. why is kaeya smelling tissues  with  accentual oil💀

VentiL

bros huffing accentual oil

Diluc:

why are you huffing accentual oil?💀

it's for your skin, not your nose

Venti:

wait let me try

Kaeya:

I got you bro

Xiao:

why is kaeya casually walking into our class holding a tissue with a bottle of accentual oil??

Kaeya:

don't ask.

Mona:

why r u still the class president😐

Kaeya:

Fuck guys..I don't think this shits good for me

Rosaria:

sounds like a skill issue(x100)

Diluc:

wow you finally read the ingredients👏

Venti:

too late I'm addicted

Beidou:

tf??

Lumine:

I'm uncomfortable with the energy in the studio today😮💨

Aether:

LMFAO IMAGINE GETTING HIGH ON ACCENTUAL OIL💀🥴

Kaeya:

oh well🙂

Jean:

this is highly inappropriate we are not in middle school.

Venti:

R we though?? R we really not in middle school???

Aether:

frfr 

It all could've been a dream like the one I had where I lost my sister to some goofy ass god and I met this flying emergency food named paimon and we went to different parts of a world called Teyvet and yeah-

Lumine:

ever found me?

Aether:

no

Lumine:

OOP-

Aether:

met a drunk bard, a moralless archon, a stealer, a kid whos 500+ years old- and so on

  5:10 PM SAT

Aether:

Y'all I can't let this chat die-

Lumine:

it's not even a week in-

Aether:

😀😃😄

Venti:

This is getting boring~~

Aether:

I'll add hu tao>:)

Venti:

SLAYYAYYYayayY MY BESTIEIEIIIE~~~

Aether added Hu Tao and Yanfei to Sup 😀

Hu Tao:

Slay what you wanna slay and let the slay slout slay soul sister slay my sister mister😘

Lumine:

omg

Hu Tao:

omg hi bitch

Diluc:

ew another one

Hu Tao:

TF DO YOU MEAN NOTHER ONENLAJSNLDJ

Zhongli:

Oh, Hi Hu Tao.

Hu Tao:

YIKES! The old grampa is here damn when you say everyone you meant everyone💀

Venti:

Well mostly everyone heheheahahahhaHOHOHO

Yanfei:

Hello??

Hu Tao:

Omg babe

Lumine:

girl what.

When did I never know u have a gf

Hu Tao:

(Not yet shes in denial)

Yanfei:

you do know I can read that right-

Hu Tao:

Yass ik😩

Yanfei:

ok.

Lumine:

go you queen ig

Aether:

lmfaooa

Not you trying to be quirky💀

AND failing😂😂😂

Lumine:

say the one who can't pull

Aether:

LITERALLY, I DID NOT ASK :)))

Lumine:

not you dying inside lmfaooaoaoaalsdnla

Aether:

BRUH

Hu Tao:

LFMAOOAOAO😂😂😂

Venti:

Say alpha q out loud and fast:)

Aether:

...

FCUK

WHY DO I ALWAYS FALL FOR ITLNDLJLDAS

Venti:

EHE~

Chapter Text

12:30 am MON

Kaeya:

Whats up my homies😍

Venti:

YE YE SKRT SKRT 

YE YE SKRT

ROLL UP

Kaeya:

DROP THAT

Venti:

YEET

Hu Tao:

SHRT THAT

Venti:

YEET

DROP THAT YE

Hu Tao:

EH EH EH

EH

Kaeya:

YoU nEvEr LoVeD mE mOm

Venti:

bUt I neEDedD yOU WoaH

Yanfei:

wtf

Ningguang:

guys.

Calm your souls

Aether:

I spent the whole lunch looking up pop-tart flavors

archons pls save me

Venti:

aethers struggling 👁🫦👁

Barbara:

<🌹 🥀 🌺May Archons🌸Be With You🌼 🌻 🌞>

Aether:

lmfao thanks

12:51 am MON

Hu Tao:

WE SHOULD TOTALLY GO TO A CAT CAFE LMFAO

Venti:

i'm not going to go to a cat cafe if i'm just gonna die there💀

Hu Tao:

oh- yeah forgot

Childe:

oop-

Venti:

SHUT UP😭ITS NOT MY FAULT I'M ALLERGIC TO THEM

1:30 pm MON

Lisa:

kaeya Why do you have AirPods in your ears lmfao 

Venti:

r u vibing in math class rn

Kaeya:

I'm vibing to some beats👍😍

Aether:

bros listening to beats in class💀

2:25 pm MON

Venti:

Caillou is like dead💀

Aether:

This chat is dead💀

Jean:

We're in school, you should pay attention to class right now.

Barbara:

no, it's not dead it's just really old

Kaeya:

I wash ai knew ai wash ai knew u wanted me

Venti:

yass go king

Childe:

LEFT SIDE RIGHT SIDE HA O MUKIDASHITE PAPPAPPAA TEREKUSAI NE

Lumine:

childe just ruined my KING obsession😐

Aether:

You had a KING obsession??🤭

Childe:

😭😭😭

I-

THIS IS SLANDER

Mona:

I'm getting distracted by 500 different types of people

Hu Tao:

literally, no ones talking to you

Aether:

WoHW

The rock (da gc)

Hu Tao:

You know we should like totally take a trip to Japan to see the demon slayer night walk

Kaeya:

Wait no we should go to Inazuma isn't it a city in Japan

Venti:

dude what do u mean 'isn't it' ofc it is lmfao even i know😂

Kaeya:

STFU

Venti:

NARW

Lumine:

this is really random help💀

Hu Tao:

watching anime on a rock.

Is my dream UwU

Venti:

FCK THAT SOUNDS SO COOL

Hu Tao:

IKR!!

Aether:

WAIT NO YES WE SHOULD GO LFMOA

Lumine:

remember how last time we went on field traveling u went missing💀

Aether:

stop.😭

Lumine:

I rage quitted literally no one helped

the class president was no help.

Venti:

meH sOUl

Lumine:

u just get drunk 24/7💀

Zhongli needs to ask for money literally everywhere we go-

Raiden is just- stealing everyone's visions for fun and shit

you get what i mean

Venti:

LITeALyt SOTP> 

2:49 pm MON

Venti:

Okok so hear this out...

Ppl thought it was john who was the murderer...

Everyone says John is guilty, BUT. The true murderer is JOHN’S TWIN BROTHER JUSTIN!!!!😰😱

Kaeya:

Justin Beiber??

Hu Tao:

help isn't huang minghao's english name justin

Venti:

ʲᵘˢᵗ ⁱᵐᵃᵍⁱⁿᵉ

𝕛ꪊડ𝕥 ⅈꪑꪖᧁⅈꪀꫀ

꠹ꪊᦓꪻ ꠸ꪑꪖᧁ꠸ꪀꫀ

ժׁׅ݊ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅᝯׁꫀׁׅܻ ժׁׅ݊ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅᝯׁꫀׁׅܻ

Hu Tao:

☠️☠️☠️

Lumine:

anyways

that's so random

but like who tf even is john😐

Kaeya:

tf venti??

Aether:

who the hell is john💀

Lumine:

already asked. you stealer

Aether:

✋

Venti:

idk someone I made up huhuhuhh

Hu Tao:

wtf😧

dude...

that's...

so

Venti:

fr

Hu Tao:

LET ME FUCkzing FINISH

Venti:

✋woah calm down jamal don't pull out the nine

Hu Tao

Anyways as I was saying before I was RUDELY interrupted😡🤬

that's so messed up bro...

Venti:

LFMAO YES

Sup😀

Xiao:

when is the handball tournament

Ningguang:

it's on wendsday

Xiao:

oh ok

Rosaria:

tbh i never knew handball was a thing until they announced it lol

Venti:

I see I'm not the only one ꪊ᭙ꪊ

Ganyu:

Same...

[Replie->Venti: I see I'm not the only on...]

Xiao:

pls, stop.

Venti:

ꪀꪖ᥅᭙✨✨

Ningguang:

Each homeroom has to participate in one team.

Jean:

Since everyone's Gym is with their homeroom, the list of the students chosen in the tournament will be sent to the dorm representative.

Venti:

UHHH OK

Lumine:

It's all fun and games till u have no more stamina

Hu Tao:

true true true

Ningguang:

Oh yeah, there will be a link if you want to sign up for SUPER STELLER, a game where it's students VS student councils, class presidents, and faculty members

Venti:

FUCK I FORGOT BOUT THAT-

Keqing:

sucks to be u ig

Hu Tao:

☠️HUHUHU I"M WHEEZING- KEQING. OMGAs

Yanfei:

stop dying pls

Hu Tao:

AWW U CARE<33

Beidou:

how cute that every time hu tao comes online yanfei does too:)

Yanfei:

IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE😰

Hu Tao:

IT IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE😏

Yanfei:

literally, go to hell

Hu Tao:

AWW ILY TOO<33

ANYWAYS CAN I ADD SOMEONE??

Aether:

sure🙂

Lumine:

lmfao at this point just make everyone admin

Aether:

NO-

Aether promoted Hu tao!

Hu Tao added Yelan

Yelan:

sup

Aether:

yo

Lumine:

hi

Hu Tao:

HI THIS IS A GC

Yelan:

girl i can see that😗

Bye guys, hey ladies 💋

Diluc:

why is this gc even named this

Kaeya:

venti

Jean:

Venti

Sucrose:

Venti

Venti:

ꪜꫀꪀꪻ꠸

OOP-

Diluc:

sigh

mona was right how did u get class president💀

Venti:

STOpppp

DON'T SPEAK ABOUT THAT BETRAYER HERE!!! SHE BETRAYED SHE SAID SHE WOULD SPLIT HER MONEY WITH ME😭😭😭BUT SHE NEVER DID😡😡

Kaeya:

sounds like a skill issue LOL L🤣🤣🤣

Venti:

NARW NOT U TOO😭😭😭

Diluc:

furry mode activated✔️

Kaeya:

☠️☠️☠️

I'M CRACKLING DILUC ACTUALLY HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR

😂😂😂😂

Mona:

I agreed to nothing✋

Take a chill pill💀

Venti:

NO NOT YOU-

Mona:

then die??

Venti:

NAW

Mona:

then I don't see a problem here.

Venti:

WAHT THAT MAKES NO SENSE??

WHAT IS THIS NEW LOGIC???

Kaeya:

good boy gone bad>>>>

Venti:

TF NO??

Mona:

Chrismas EveL>>>> good boy gone bad

Kaeya:

I mean...😏

Venti:

BASIC

Diluc:

one sec they were just fighting😐 and the next they started to argue over which song is better...

the fast change of topics is also very concerning

Mona:

WTF DO YOU EMAN BASIC YOU LITTLE- 

I'M GONNA WIN IN THE HANDBALL TOURNAMENT ISTG ME AND EULA'S GONNA BEAT YOU

Eula:

no

Venti:

JAHAHAHAAH L

Lisa:

Lmfao venti slowly making enemies

Jean:

soon someone is gonna fight venti istg😮‍💨

Sucrose:

fr

Stray kids>>>>

Mona:

YES NLJSDNLA

Venti:

NO

Mona:

YES

Kaeya:

BLACKPINK

Venti:

HELPPP YAS

Mona:

yes.

Kaeya:

glad we can all agree😍

Jean:

@ Everyone  

I'll make this quick so here is the list of players who are playing in the tournament:

Diluc

kaeya

Venti

Albedo

Rosaria

Amber

Eula

Amber:

Literally, slay? omg?

Venti:

WHY ARE WE HERE...

JUST TO SUFFER

Rosaria:

Probably just you...

Venti:

I NEED TO PARTICIPATE IN 2+ GAMES 😭😭

Eula:

stfu

Venti:

 hello i wIlL hAVe VenGenCE girl

Eula:

ya know I'm thinking about signing up for SUPER STELLER with mona to beat your sad-looking ass

Venti:

STOP😭😭 BULLY CHILDE OR SMTH

Eula:

no.

Amber:

uhhh ok lol

Diluc:

Can't believe I need to spend 4 years with u people

Jean:

same I'm slowly turning old bc of them

Diluc:

facts

Kaeya:

LFMAO😂😂

Mona:

you guys r so weird

Venti:

says the girl who spends a saving on fortune stuff💀

Mona:

fine...

Fine.

Ig you don't want to know about you and xiaos future huh...

Venti:

NVM WHAT I SAID :DD HAHA ILY!!!

Mona:

:)

Yeah that's what I thought

Kaeya:

bruh...

Albedo:

Okay...

Sup 😃

Yanfei:

I looked back at the messages and oh god... you all r weird...

Beidou:

You JUST realized LFMAO

Hu Tao:

I'm also weird and u luv me 👁🫦👁

Yanfei:

I do?

Hu Tao:

YES😭😭

Yanfei:

i didn't know🤔

Aether:

🫢

[reply->Hu Tao: I'm also weird and u luv...]

Lumine:

I can tell💀by the messages you send

Hu Tao:

STOp🤧

Keqing:

In MIDDLE school, it was taco 4 lunch (everything was trash about the taco, I don't think it is even a taco💀it tasted so bad) she once mixed tomato sauce it was the "Golden Tomato sauce" and like I gave her the tomato sauce and omfg she mixed grape juice, a piece of meat, shredded cheese lettuce, and a piece of taco shell into the tomato sauce AND IT WAS SO GROSS HELP. AND WHEN SHE TREW IT AWAY SHE holds THE TRAY AND WAS LIKE "Hey Keqing look at this!!" I WAS FUCKIGN TRAUMATIZED. IT LOOKS LIKE SHE KILLED SOMEONE LIKE TF??

Hu Tao:

I regret nothing😍

Yanfei:

omg-

Venti:

slay girlie 

Once I chewed an orange peel and threw it at kaeya😍wonderful experience!

Kaeya:

NOT SO A WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE FOR ME😭😭I WAS THE VICTIM.

Diluc:

it was on the ground venti

Venti:

5 SECOND RULE!

Diluc:

it was on the floor for like 5+ minutes what do you mean💀

Jean:

It was a traumatic experience for all.

Sucrose:

fr...

Aether:

he's built differently💀

yanfei:

clearly, therapy is not working

Venti:

IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!

Yanfei:

no it is not.

Venti:

IDK WHAT U MEAN😥

Lumine:

pretty sure ur therapy needs a therapy bc of u

Venti:

i mean... TRUE LMFAO

Sup 😃

1:32 am TUES

Hu Tao:

idk what u meanUwU 

Venti:

🤨

Hu Tao:

did xiao text you and call you an emo baddie then block u? no? I thought so

Venti:

no bc xiao would never block me

*flips hair*

Lumine:

pretty sure thats not something u should be proud of💀

Hu Tao:

it is OvO

Aether:

uuhhh ok...

2:24 am TUES

Hu Tao:

Peppa pig first gay couple😍

Venti:

first gay couple😍

Kaeya:

😍

Venti:

y'all my neighbor's house is free! They moved out. You should move in! OR WE CAN PARTY HAHAHAHA!! It's not going to be for sale in awhile 

Aether:

where r they now

Venti:

Hospital😍

Hu Tao:

so they live in the hospital now🤗👌👏

Venti:

HERE I'LL SEND U A IMAGE OF THE HOUSE!!

Image.jpg

Aether:

ew wtf is that

a deformed monkey?

Venti:

yup!

their mom died there!!

Lumine:

if they died there i'm not moving there.💀 who knows what spirits lies there.

Hu Tao:

THEN I'<M DEFENTLY MOVEINGTHERE LAJSNLJN

IS THE BODY STILL THERE?? WILL I BE THERE IN TIME TO COLLECT THE BODY AND COFFIN IT??

Venti:

WTF HU TAO I WAS JOKING 

Hu Tao:

Don't be afraid drop the link😍

Venti:

NO-

Kaeya:

yo guys it's me kaeya💀😁😆🤭🤯😩😳🥵😛😝🫶🫰❤️❤️‍🔥💕💓

Amber:

what r u on??💀

Kaeya:

idk what you mean girlie pop🙄🙄🙄😮‍💨😤🤭😋

Jean:

r u high on accentual oil again...

Aether:

AGAIN???😭WTFFF

Kaeya:

I'M HIGH ALL THE TIME TO KEEP U OFF MY MIND OOH OOH🤭😋🥺🩴🐴❤️

Kaeya:

feelin goofy today😍

I wsa rewatching cocomelon. you nkow relibing my childhiod n shit. I thought they said pron on the bus instead of horn of he bus...

Aether;

HOLY WATER✝️💦

Lumine:

ur not even Christian...😕

Aether:

you never knwo our bloodline🤨

Venti:

nah bro be trippin🤭

Kaeya:

i'm not...😏

Jean:

ur crazy. i'm done with u people.

I'm out

Kaeya:

oop-😏

Venti:

my internet may be 4g but my heart is 4u  @Xiao

Xiao:

what?? i don't understand?? you want more wifi??

Kaeya:

bASicaLY vETNtI lUVs YOAUS KS Akja;

Venti:

STOP SPREADING FALSE RUMORS BTCIH

Kaeya:

 LMFAO NARW

Xiao:

uhhh

bye ig

Venti:

I'm ruining your whole career kaeya.

Aether:

I'm confused-

Lumine:

than stay confused😈

Venti:

got games on yo phone?🫣🤗

Aether:

no

Venti:

oh

Lumine:

LMFAO HAHAHASBHIBIBAIBDA

Venti:

Moosic is port of our soul

Diluc:

tf...

Beidou:

knew u were a band kid 🎊🎉

Venti:

i sure am😍

Lisa:

anyone want a cookie

Lumine:

No.

I haven't seen one of those in years

Aether:

^^

Childe:

caught in 4k but same bro

Lisa:

tf childe💀💀💀???

how do you all survive w/o cookies bro

Aether:

idk

Childe:

idk tbh i felt like I need to let it out so i did

Eula:

gross.

Mona:

fr 

Childe:

ok. but like-

onxygen be bussin fr tho👌

Venti:

I'm gonna summon myself a demon so I can have a luxury bath🫢

LINK:  How/to/Summon/yourself/a/Demon.com

Kaeya:

tell me how it went may try it later.

Venti:

K

Lumine:

is this what priv chat is like between these two💀

Venti:

Yeah😍

Barbara:

can you believe that someone told me to shut up???

Venti:

nahhh-

Barbara:

Ok so I was ranting about One Direction as one does, and this dude told me to shut the **** up and "I'm like boy look at yourself in the mirror your ugly *$$ self. No wonder no one likes you or your personality." like literally how could you be my fan if you don't like one direction. A disgrace to society.

Venti:

but did you walk away though🤨

Barbara:

yes duh

Venti:

DAMN THAT SLAPPS BRO 

GOOD JOB

Mona:

AS YOU SHOULD

Barbara:

frfr

Lisa:

Was it alb*rt

Barbara:

ew yeah, I would've slapped him if I didn't want his germs on my hand.

Jean:

good job.👍

Kaeya:

STOP- YOUR TEXTING LIKE MY DAD- 

Venti:

I thought u left

Jean:

u think I would leave my sister with u people

Lumine:

true-

ANYWAYS NICE GOING BARBARA

Rosaria:

finally, you have rebelled WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE GIRLIE

Jean:

pls no-

Barbara:

:D

the treee idoits 🤩

Kaeya:

do u watch anime?  @aether

Aether:

no...

Kaeya:

i'm gonna recomand some

bocu no pecu😈

Venti:

NO STOP. GET OUT.

Dont watch it aether it traumatized my whole life😦

Aether:

💀lmfao ok

Venti:

good

Aether:

Buuuutttt sense venti told me not to watch it.

i'm gonna watch it🤗

if venti says it's bad. then it means it's bad😏so that means i  have  to try it

Venti:

i mean not good

Kaeya:

ok🥳

Venti:

whatever makes u sleep better at night...