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Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish and unkind. But then, one winter's night, an old beggar woman came to the castle and offered him a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold. Repulsed by her haggard appearance, the prince sneered at the gift and turned the old woman away. But she warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within. And when he dismissed her again, the old woman's ugliness melted away to reveal a beautiful enchantress. The prince tried to apologize, but it was too late, for she had seen that there was no love in his heart. And as punishment, she transformed him into a hideous beast and placed a powerful spell on the castle and all who lived there. Ashamed of his monstrous form, the Beast concealed himself inside his castle with a magic mirror as his only window to the outside world. The rose she had offered was truly an enchanted rose, which would bloom until his 39nth year. if he could learn to love another and earn their love in return by the time the last petal fell, then the spell would be broken. If not, he would be doomed to remain a beast for all time. As the years passed, he fell into despair and lost all hope, for who could ever learn to love a beast?
……………..
The front door of a cozy cottage opens to reveal -- PICO, a pure shota beauty blessed with intelligent, fiercely moe eyes. With book in hand, he takes a deep breath of morning air and gazes toward the church which peeks above the village rooftops.
PICO: “Little town, it’s a quiet village
Every day, like the one before
Little town, full of little people
Waking up to say…“
Pico looks at the clock on the church counting to 8am. Wait for it.
3, 2, 1…
On cue, the villagers begin their day. A HOUSEWIFE opens a
window, nods to a WOMAN shaking out a rug nearby. A BUTCHER
opens his shop, waves to a COBBLER moving past with his cart.
VILLAGERS
Bonjour. Bonjour. Bonjour. Bonjour.
An old VAGRANT is the only one to notice Pico, smiling at him
as he's tossed inside a HOLDING TANK by two GENDARMES.
VAGRANT
Bonjour.
Pico weaves between the villagers, making himself invisible.
He passes a harried BAKER, buys a baguette --
“There goes the baker with his tray like always, the same old bread and rolls to sell. Every morning’s just the same, since the morning that we came, to this poor provincial town...…..”
“Good morning Pico!” Sora greeted the boy.
“Morning Sora,” Pico greeted him back.
“Where are you off to?” asked Sora.
“The bookshop. I finished the most wonderful manga about femboys and traps and---!!”
“That’s nice….GOOFY, THE BAGUETTES, HURRY UP!” Sora shouted for the weird dog humanoid.
Pico shrugged and went ahead. People began to gossip about him.
“Look, there he goes
The shota is strange, no question
Dazed and distracted, can't you tell?“
He stuck up his middle finger at them.
“Never part of any crowd
'Cause his head's up on some cloud
No denying he's a funny shota
that Pico!“
The townspeople greeted each other while Pico entered Spongebob’s shop. “Konichiwa arimadesu Pico” said the sponge
“Konichiwa Sponge-san. I came to return the book I borrowed” Pico said
“HEHEHE okay what do you want now?”
“This one.”
Pico took the book and left, jacking off his lil shota penis to the contents of the spicy shotacon in it.
Afar, Mokkun watched in awe. Ever since he laid his eyes on Pico, he set out to make him his malewife.
“Right from the moment where I met him, saw him, I said he’s gorgeous and I fell! Here in town there’s only he, that’s as beautiful as me, so I’m making plans to woo and marry Pico...“
„Look there, he goes, isn’t he dreamy? Mokkun-san, oh he’s so hot! Be still my heart, I’m only dreaming... he’s such a tall, dark, strong and handsome---“ the chorus of Coco and Chico were interrupted by mud splashing on them. The shotas turned to see Ash from Pokemon shrug sheepishly.
“Sorry but he’s mine bitches.”
Pico was headed home after his quick jerkoff when he was stopped by.... MOKKUN!!!!!!!!!
“What’s up Pico?” asked Mokkun, stealing away Pico’s book.
Pico rolled his eyes. They were exes. When he was 11, he lost his virginity to the older dude. But now he was 12. So he wanted hairier bastards. Not this dweeb (HAHA GET IT? W€€ß!). „I don’t got time for this shiet Mokku.“
“Let me smash.”
“No.”
“Please.”
“No.”
“Okay.”
Pico took his book back and walked away while Coco the femboy shota and Chico the NOT EVEN CLOSE TO LEGAL shota bent over so Mokkun could rub his dick on their ass cheeks. Pico walked up until he got to where his stupid ass grandpa was and saw the note that said, ’Went to a fair, wont be back for a while.’
”Fucking stupid grandparents.“
Pico said and then he farted
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Pico’s stupid ass grandpa was lost in the woods. Then he found castle and went in it.
Donna was a doll and Rosemary was a clock and together they'd been smooching until Picos grandpa arrived.
“Why is this old ass bitch here?”
“He could break the spell”
“No...master is a pedophile. He likes little kids.”
“Like you?”
“Yes”
“Cool.”
Rosemary went to epster him but then heisendoogdgl3 fiund out anf locked up picos grandpa :(((
read part 2 to find out if he safe!!!!!!!
end credjt:
hideo kojima
james charles
tom cruise
hastune miku
alinity from twitch
tom kenny
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