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EPISODE 1

BGM: The Mound Where the Flowers Reflect 

"Cirno, are you sure you're okay with doing this?" the tengu asks the chilly fairy.

"Of course I am, birdbrain! If you put these pictures of me in the newspaper, everyone'll know that I'm the strongest and bravest fairy there is!" Cirno answers courageously.

The two of them stand around on the shore of the Misty Lake. Aya Shameimaru, the renowned crow tengu reporter, was always on the hunt for anything newsworthy. When the flowers first began blooming out of control all over Gensokyo, Aya was the first person to head out and investigate. Using her incredible flight speed and a handy kappa-made camera that takes perfect photos and even erases magic bullets in it's view, Aya's ability to gather information was absolutely unrivaled. According anyone with at least a bit of common sense, however, the accuracy of her reporting left much to be desired. Luckily, such intelligence was rare among the youkai in Gensokyo, so the Bunbunmaru News was quite popular. Just don't read it in public unless you're trying to get arrested for public indecency. And make sure to keep your copy away from minors.

When Aya saw the blue fairy hailing her down from the sky, she just couldn't resist checking out the scoop. Cirno was practically a huge celebrity among the fairies and weaker youkai. Her charming looks, admirable strength, chilly powers, kindness towards her underlings and contributions to the field of frog freezing made her a hero among the people! What's more, she only gets beaten up once per incident!

Cirno had grinned as she saw the tengu fly towards her. Using her unmatched genius, she had devised a wonderful plan. She would use her strength and awesomeness to take over the media by storm! She would be in the front headlines of every newspaper in Gensokyo with Aya's help. Such a show of force would prove once and for all that she was the strongest fairy of them all! And the crow lady seemed pretty happy to help out too. She would probably get credit for writing such a good article about the great Cirno and fly straight to the top on her icy coattails! It really was a win-win situation!

"I would never turn down a scoop like this. Fairy pussy is always super popular with the readers! It's just my duty as an ethical journalist to warn you that what gets printed in the paper is out there forever. Knowing that, do you still wanna let me take these pictures?"

Cirno shakes her head at Aya, annoyed.

"C'mon already! I don't need your boring lecture, Aya. Just snap the pictures already!" she complains.

"Fine, then. Let's get started then!" Aya replies eagerly.

Cirno reaches down and lifts up the skirt of her blue dress with one hand. She exposes her blue polka-dotted panties. With her other hand, she slips them off, letting them fall to the grassy ground beneath her bare feet. Cirno's chilly pussy was now exposed to the warm spring breeze, making her entrance tickle with a tingling sensation. She looks back at Aya, who is now pointing her camera at Cirno's bare nethers.

"Alright, make sure you get pictures of me cumming, alright? Tell me when to start!" Cirno says to Aya.

"Okay, I'm ready! Start doing it!" Aya announces right back.

"Okay, here I go!" says Cirno with a confident grin, slipping her finger down to her cunt.

BGM: Adventure of the Lovestruck Tomboy

Cirno starts to stroke the light pink folds of her pussy. The sensation feels so good! Cool juices stick to her fingers. She rubs at her clit with more ferocity. The pleasure makes her arch her head upwards and moan!

"A-ahn!~ Fuck!~" Cirno gasps, her icy wings fluttering in the sunny spring air.

Aya snaps a photo of Cirno in the middle of masturbation. The camera shutter startles the fairy for a moment, only to renew her determination to show off for this article. She spreads her legs open wide and shows off her pussy to Aya as she fingers it. The tengu grins and moves her camera in, taking a close up shot of the action! Aya's own cheeks blush red, and her nose starts to bleed from the lewdness.

"Oh, yes! Just like that, Cirno! Please, keep going!" Aya encourages, giving the fairy a thumbs up.

"I'll show you just how hard I, the strongest fairy, can cum with my hands alone! Are you ready, tengu lady?~" Cirno boasts.

The ice fairy plunges her middle finger straight into her slit and starts thrusting in and out! She lets out an even more intense moan as her fingertip touches her womb. Her legs shudder with arousal! Each thrust, her finger sinks into her pussy up to her knuckles. Cool, sparkly fluid, similar to fluid inside a snow globe, runs down Cirno's inner thighs. Aya begins snapping more pictures, rapidly.

"More, Cirno! More!~" Aya begs her.

"You bet!~" Cirno says confidently.

Cirno slips in not one finger, but two at a time! The two digits stuff her pussy full, sending her libido into overdrive! She fingers herself even faster, gasping and moaning wildly into the air. Luckily, Aya is the fastest reporter in Gensokyo, and has no trouble keeping up! She snaps more photos of Cirno's pleasure, capturing the depth of the fingers inside her pussy with expert detail. Aya wished that she could feature in her own article, fingering Cirno for all of Gensokyo to see. Cirno looks at Aya with a crazed, lusty grin.

"I can do... even MORE!~" she heaves lewdly.

Cirno inserts a third finger into her pussy and continues thrusting rigorously! Unbelievable, Aya thinks as she takes the pictures! The third finger fills Cirno to her limit. The amount of pleasure shooting through her body as she fucks herself is insane! Three fingers was a lot. It was the highest number that Cirno could count to, so it was practically infinity to her!  Her entire body can barely handle the arousal. Shooting all three fingers inside her tight cunt, Cirno's body shakes rapidly and she forcefully cums! She lets out a loud, passionate yell of pleasure.

"Oh, YES! I'M CUMMING SO HARD, AYA!~"

Sparkly discharge squirts out of Cirno's pussy as she cums. Aya masterfully snaps the perfect photo of Cirno as she climaxes, leaning back from the intensity with her fingers shoved deep inside her tight hole. The spray spews all over both Aya's face and her camera, giving her a smell of the fairy's sweet insides. Aya grins with mischief and arousal.

"Ayayaya... so hot~..."

Cirno looks over at Aya and notices the depravity in her face. She sees the crow's legs shaking slightly, cheeks red, and can tell that Aya wants in on the action. Cirno wants to show the big pretty bird lady just how strong she is! Taking pictures and watching just won't cut it. Besides, this will help her write the article. Being so fast, Aya probably has time to spare, too!

"Miss crow! Are you enjoying the interview?~"

Cirno moves her face in close to Aya's.

"Or are you enjoying... me?~"

She pulls the tengu into a playful kiss on the lips! The fairy grabs at Aya's loose palm, holding her hand as she kisses her. Aya's camera hand falls loosely to her side as the pleasure of the kiss takes her. The tengu kisses Cirno back tenderly.

"Cirno, I want to... have sex with you!~" Aya moans.

Aya falls onto her back onto the grassy lake shore, moaning cutely. Cirno holds onto her chest and falls on top of her, kissing her again. Aya can feel the fairy's cool vaginal juices rubbing off on her leg. Her own groin is already hot and wet with her own fluid desire.

"Well, get in line!~" Cirno boasts flirtaciously.

Cirno begins to unbutton Aya's white shirt excitedly. The buttons slip through the holes beneath her fingertips one by one. After she's done, she throws Aya's shirt open to access her chest. The tengu's black ascot slips into the cleavage between her bare, busty tits. With impatient recklessness Cirno dives her face into Aya's boobs and starts sucking on them!

"How picturesque!~" Aya moans.

Pleasure rocks through Aya's body as she feels Cirno lick at her nipples. The fairy's mouth is just as chilly as her touch, and the frigid tongue tantalizes her sensitive tengu nipples. Aya puts one hand on Cirno's head. In the other, she snaps more photos of the fairy suckling her bosom. Cirno looks up at the camera and flashes a wild, orgasmic smile, holding up a peace sign while grabbing Aya's tit in the other hand. Aya feels a bit awkward but very aroused, as usual for conducting her signature porno interviews. A Japanese saying floats through her head as she watches Cirno suck down on her hard tengu nipples. It translates roughly into modern English as "yeah mf you my daughter".

"Oh, Cirno, this interview is going just perfect, ayaya!~" Aya ayayas.

"I feel even stronger doing this on camera with you, crow lady! Please, we gotta do more!~" Cirno says happily.

"Cirno, please, eat my pussy!~" Aya begs.

"So you can get more pictures?" Cirno asks.

"Um, y-yes! To get pictures!" Aya replies, blushing.

"You're the best, crow lady! Cirno loves you!!!~" the fairy cheers.

Cirno moves down to Aya's crotch. The tengu lifts up her skirt, revealing her pussy already exposed to the elements. Perhaps to reduce weight for speed? Gotta love speedrun optimizations. Anyway, Cirno was too stupid to consider any reason why Aya wasn't wearing any undergarments. All she was thinking about was the plump, wet, smoothly shaven pussy laying inches from her mouth. And soon after, she was no longer thinking at all! Cirno stabs her tongue straight into Aya's cherry with rude, selfish fervor!

"A-ahn!~ Cirno, your tongue is flicking my c-clit!~" Aya moans.

The crow's brain instantly turns to mush the second Cirno licks at her cherry. Repeated prods send her further and further into a depraved, aroused heaving fit. When the fairy's tongue passes into her entrance and begins licking at her warm, pink walls, Aya nearly falls over!

However, being an experienced, award-winning journalist, she had thousands of years of training in keeping her cool in the most adrenaline-pumping situations. Natural disasters, active battlefields (she's covered wars, you know!), Yuuka's garden, burning buildings, Touhou 10: Mountain of Faith Stage 4 on Lunatic, and most dangerous of all, being around the other tengu, are just a drop in the ocean of places she's chased scoops in! Being a crow tengu stuck in Tenma's caste society, it was very common to have to suck up to superiors just because *they* did *their* job wrong. Especially with a boss like Aya's. If that blue bitch made her eat her ass to stave off boredom one more time, Aya would shove that gay little tripod of hers up there until she would need kappa welding equipment to take it back out! But that's besides the point.

Safe to say, Cirno's tongue was nothing compared to huge, burly, erect tengu cocks, so she was able to conduct the interview without any issues. She snapped photos of Cirno eating her cunt out with finesse, getting the best angles on her busy tongue even with one hand. Only problem was that the fairy's tongue was... unlike tengu dicks... hitting all the right places...

"Y-yesh, k-keep going!" Aya yells, shooting more photos of Cirno's head digging deep into her pussy.

Cirno probes her tongue deep down into Aya's warm insides! The moist, walls tickled at her cool tongue with how they tightly wrapped it in a blanket of warmth. She pokes it around deeper inside, exploring every inch of her sensitive chamber. There has to be an extra secret spot that would make the pretty bird lady feel extra good, Cirno thought. It was just like finding her enemies weaknesses, which all happened to be freezing them into solid ice!

Cirno licks around Aya's pussy once more. Her whole body flinched as Cirno rubbed at one spot at the bottom. This was it! She pressed forward and attacked this single point with all the frozen fury her tongue could muster! Aya immediately fluttered into a moaning, spasmic mess!

"Ah, AH- AYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!~" Aya squeals at the top of her lungs as she intensely climaxes.

Aya's wings flap wildly with excitement, sending feathers floating everywhere. The proud blue fairy doesn't let up, and continues licking at Aya's sensitive spot relentlessly! Aya uses all of her willpower to line up a snapshot. She grips Cirno's head and pushes her deeper into her pussy as she climaxes. With the click of a finger, she has the perfect shot. A photo of Cirno pressed up hard against her pussy, licking away with determined passion! This picture would definitely demonstrate the fairy's strength, in both her courage and her love! It was perfect front page material. Aya rides out the rest of her orgasm well content, Cirno still not giving up with orally assaulting her cunt.

"Ayayayaya... that was... awesome..." Aya pants.

Cirno looks up at her with her trademark confident grin.

"Wow, really? Am I gonna be a celebrity now, crow lady?" Cirno asks, billowing with anticipation.

Aya stands up and pulls her skirt back down. She begins buttoning her shirt back up and gives Cirno a look of praise.

BGM: Wind God Girl (Short Version)

"You bet, Cirno! I'll get these photos in print and write an amazing article about how good at sex you are. You're gonna be on top of the world!" Aya congratulates her.

Cirno looks back at her with an excited grin, her eyes shining with stars from happiness! Finally, she would be the strongest fairy in Gensokyo, and everyone would know it! And maybe Daiyousei would even stop filing for divorce and let her keep the Yo Mama joke book! Cirno's icy fairy wings fluttered with unrestrained glee, spring sunlight reflecting from the water and glinting off of them.

"That's awesome! I can't wait until you're done, miss crow lady!" she says to Aya.

The tengu looks up from her journal, pen in hand. She gives Cirno a cute smile.

"Alright, I'm done writing the article, Cirno! I'll fly back to Youkai Mountain and these newspapers will be flying off the presses before you can say "Freeze"!"

"Freeze!" Cirno shouts at Aya happily.

"Oh, it's just an expression." Aya says.

"A what?" Cirno asks, confused.

"Never mind. I gotta go fast to get this article printed! See you soon, Cirno!" Aya says, flying up into the air and zooming in the direction of Youkai Mountain.

"Goodbye, crow lady! And remember, I'm the strongest!" Cirno shouts after her, waving goodbye happily.

The newest edition of the Bunbunmaru News was out on the shelves everywhere in Gensokyo by the afternoon. The headline read as follows:

"BREAKING NEWS: INSANE STUPID ICE FAIRY JERKS OFF IN FRONT OF ME AND EATS MY PUSSY (REAL) (READ NOW YOU HORNY FUCKS)

FUCK YOU MEGUMU I CAN MAKE MY HEADLINE SAY WHATEVER I WANT YOU AREN'T MY EDITOR (KILL YOURSELF)

The front page was adorned with photos of Cirno fingering herself, sucking Aya's tits, and licking her pussy. The passages on the front page describe in detail a ficticious story where an ice fairy named Cirno, who is dumb and irrational instead of being badass and strong, masturbates for the reporter and then has sex with her by licking her vagina. It is entirely fiction, but is startlingly similar to a real event that had happened that morning on the shores of the lake. The only difference is that Cirno is not crazy, or stupid, she is very strong and nice and smart! What a load of chicanery! Also, Aya's boobs are in reality smaller than how she described them in the article. Chalk that up to a skill issue.

At this time, in the Forest of Magic, Wriggle Nightbug walked up to Cirno holding a newspaper. She showed the fairy the front page, adorned with close-ups of her fae pussy.

"Cirno, look! You're in the news!" Wriggle congratulates her. "You're a hero!"

"Wow, it's finally out!" Cirno replies, amazed. "Now everyone's finally gonna know how strong I am, Wriggle!"

"Cirno, this article is soooo cool!" Wriggle says with adoration. "I gotta jack off to it!"

Wriggle lets her pants fall down and starts stroking her big, erect penis while looking at the article. The ice fairy looks over her shoulder at the soon-to-be-cumstained newspaper.

"I wonder what all of those words say?" Cirno thinks to herself.

Chapter Text

EPISODE 2

BGM: The Mound Where the Flowers Reflect

Along the Youkai Trail, a rowdy crowd had gathered. Hikariko, Ellen, Orange, Rumia, a butterfly-like fairy, Daiyousei, a living jizo statue, Luna Child, an umbrella tsukumogami, and many more less infamous fairies and youkai had gathered, raving and cheering loudly. Marisa and Patchouli held hands within the crowd while Koakuma held a parasol above her master's head.

The sea of heads encircled three people, two of them, a night sparrow and a keyboard-posessing poltergeist, facing off against eachother while the third, the half-youkai shopkeep and only male in Gensokyo outside the village's boundaries, stood in the middle with a huge megaphone. Rinnosuke held the megaphone up to his lips and introduced this competition to the world.

"EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYOOOOOO!!!"

The crowd goes wild! Cheers erupt from the onlookers that threaten to drown Rinnosuke's boosted voice out. The M.C. prevails on and announces the contestants. He points his palm towards the bird youkai.

"MYSTIA LORELEI!!!"

Mystia gestures towards the crowd, encouraging them to cheer her on. The bird holds a microphone in her hand. She stares her ghostly opponent down with a ready-to-go, challenging stare and confident smirk.

"VERSUS!"

Rinnosuke points his hand at the poltergeist.

"LYRICAAAAA PRISMRIVERRRRRR!"

Lyrica cracks her knuckles and floats her piano in front of herself. She meets Mystia's taunting glare with a smug, confident stare and smile of her own.

Rinnosuke signals for the contestants to begin. He holds the microphone high in the air.

"BEGIN!"

BGM: Deaf to All but the Song ~ Flower Mix

Mystia nabs the first verse. She spits super hot fire at the musical apparation.

"You were always in the BACK while I was always in the FRONT!~"

Lyrica assaults Mystia's funky fresh beats head on with a riff from her disembodied electrical keyboard!

Beep bop boop!

Not wanting to be undone, Mystia fires back with another high-quality verse.

"Chillin' on the weekend like usual!~ Watchin' Spongebob and Scooby Dooby Do!~"

Lyrica retaliates with even more rapid fire, perfectly charted notes.

beep beep boop bop bop bop bop beep boop beep!

Hearing Lyrica's persistent resistance to her superior musical prowess, Mystia grows angry at her opponent for some reason! The bird starts to rap with all her fury behind her verses.

"Do do do DO! Do do do DO! Dun dun dun!"

With her opponent's song becoming more uncanny by the second, Lyrica has no choice but to up the ante. She can practically envision the notes come to her like arrows on an arcade machine, and compels her piano to match them perfectly.

Beepbeepboopboopbeepboopbeepbopbeep!

The rap battle quickly devolves into a maelstrom of noise. Lyrica and Mystia aren't even taking turns anymore.

"BA-DUM BA-DUM BA-DUM BA-DUM BA-DUM BA-DUM! Bwoooooo! AAAAAAAAA!"

BEEPBEEPBEEPBOOPBEEPBEEPBEEPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOPBEEPBOOPBEEPBOOPBEEPBOOPBEEPBOOP!!!

"I JUST WANNA FUCK A DUDE! HIS CUM IS SO STICKY LIKE GLUE!"

BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBOOPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOPBOPBOPBEEPBOPBEEPBOOP!

"WHOA-AAA-AAAA-AAA! STORY OF UNDERTALE!"

BOOPBEEPBOPBOPBOPBOPBOPBO-BO-BOPBOOPBEEPBOPBOPBOPBOPBOOPBOOP!

By the time Lyrica had begun to play cartoony slide whistle sounds from her piano, the crowd was screaming in panic. Everyone who had gathered around the two challengers clamped down on their ears, doing their best to block out the horrid "song". Youkai, fairies, and minor gods fled in every possible direction, down the dirt path, into the trees, and up into the air. An oomukade with golden digging tools even burrowed into the ground on the spot to avoid the horrid music. Rinnosuke tossed his megaphone into the air and retreated down the road in the direction of his store. Patchouli clutched at her chest before her eyes rolled back in her head.

"Mukyu!"

The anemiac magician collapses on the spot and hits the ground like a stack of heavy encyclopedias. Marisa and Koakuma frantically drag her on the ground back to the Scarlet Devil Mansion, covering their ears in pain.

In a flash, the dust clears and everyone had fled the scene. Everyone except the unassuming, hard-to-notice greenette with the black hat who seemed completely unfazed by the audible siege and a yamabiko who seemed absolutely enamored by Mystia's performance. Mystia and Lyrica look around at the empty path, now depleted of their audience, in confusion.

"Huh? Where did everyone go?" Mystia asks.

"They probably liked our rap battle so much that they went to tell everyone about it." Lyrica assumes.

"But who won?" says Mystia.

"And who's next?" adds Lyrica.

"You decide!" chimes in the black-hatted girl, though nobody notices her.

"I guess that doesn't matter anymore." the sparrow says, shrugging. "Wanna have sex now?"

"Sure!" the poltergeist replies enthusiastically, face glowing with eager excitement.

Upon hearing the word "sex", the yamabiko by the road flees from the scene in terror! The black hatted girl looks on, intrigued, though once again nobody notices her.

Mystia pushes Lyrica to the ground and hops on top of her, straddling her hips with her own. The poltergeist's keyboard plays a harsh smash of keys as her ethereal body crashes into the trodden dirt, a soothing symphony compared to her actual performance. The sparrow lowers her head down close to the ghost's, and the two begin to kiss intensely.

Mystia's cherub-like cheeks seem to puff up as she locks lips with Lyrica, as if her phantasmic mouth was holding the youkai's serenade back like a dam. Lyrica wraps her arms around the bird's neck and pulls her down close. As their chests press tight, an electrifying urge surges through Lyrica's form, causing her to wiggle around cutely and moan with pleasure into Mystia's mouth. Feeling the cute girl moving around below her, rubbing her cool body against her own warm one, moaning like a ghost in heat, the sparrow's cheeks blush a rosy red. She kisses Lyrica with roused fervor, their noses rubbing together lovingly. Their love was perfect like a song (not theirs). After a beautiful while spent making out, Mystia finally forces herself to break away from the kiss.

"Puah..."

"Mmmhhh... more... please..."

The sparrow looks to her talons at the microphone she held tight. Large, hard, and long, huh? She looks down at Lyrica's red skirt, then back at the phantom's needy expression. Mystia gets an idea...

"You want more, huh phantom?~ Mystia can give you more...~" the bird sings, teasing Lyrica with a smirk.

"Huh?" the phantom squeaks, confused at what Mystia could possibly mean.

Mystia gets off of Lyrica, flapping her wings as she leaves the ground. She kneels by Lyrica's legs and reaches into the phantom's uniform skirt. Lyrica's ghostly panties feel damp and chilly like they were dropped into a puddle. It feels almost refreshing on a sunny, flower-infested spring day like today, defying the warm breeze. However, Mystia wastes no time enjoying it, ripping Lyrica's red striped panties onto her knees. This forceful attitude earns another moan from the poltergeist. Smiling mischievously, Mystia lowers her microphone towards Lyrica's crotch and rubs it against the lips of her pussy!

"A-AHN!~ M-MYSTIA!~ FU-U-U-CK!~" Lyrica belts out in pleasure!

The business end of the microphone is cold, bumpy, and bulbous. It tickles Lyrica's frigid, wispy folds as Mystia rubs it back and forth across her slit. The poltergeist's moist clam discharges leaky excitement all over it, causing the metal microphone to become sticky. Lyrica's frenzied song of moans is accompanied by a backing of moist squelching from Mystia's improvised sex toy.

"Yeah, you like that, don't you?~ My microphone is playing your pussy's beautiful song...~" Mystia warbles teasingly.

Lyrica's pussy's song was, to put it straight, not beautiful at all. Rubbing the reciever against poltergeist nethers, Mystia's microphone picks up the forceful mashing and amplifies it into a loud, horrid screeching noise spewed out of two nearby speakers. The whole forest is assaulted by the terrible noise, an awful screech that would make ten honest men hang themselves. The nightmarish cacaphony could be heard all the way at the Hakurei Shrine on the border, prompting Reimu herself to bunker down with all the doors closed and stay inside another day, not bothering to investigate the incident. Instead she opted to have epic gay sex with Marisa as usual, which you'll never learn more about because the universe is evil!

"OH, YES!~ M-MORE, FUCK!~" Lyrica screams out, the microphone vibrating against her clit as it picks up more noise and causing her to squirm with pleasure.

"You want me to put it in?~" Mystia asks seductively, flicking the mic back and forth.

"P-please, yes!~ Fuck me with the microphone, you gay bird!~" the poltergeist gasps out, begging.

"I'll fuck you with it, then!~ I'll shove it deep into your pussy, ghost!~" the sparrow gasps back teasingly.

Lyrica sits up and pulls open her hole with her thumbs for Mystia! True to her word, the youkai accepts the poltergeist's pleas and thrusts the microphone into her chilly phantasmic cunt. Lyrica's ghostly mind is serenaded with hot sensations of pleasure as the mic fills her wet, spooky cavern! Notes of pleasure play in Lyrica's body as her sensitive walls are pushed out of the way and stretched by the device. She arcs her head straight up into the air and sings out with an intense, aroused moan.

"AH!~ YOUR MICROPHONE IS INSIDE ME, MYSTIA!~ IT'S FILLING UP MY OPERA HOUSE!~ F-FUCK!~" she sings out.

"Laaaaaa!~ I'll fuck your brains out with this thing!~ Hold onto your earthly regrets!~" Mystia chirps as she starts hammering the ghost's cunt with the device.

The microphone pumps in and out of Lyrica's pussy as Mystia pushes and pulls off-keter. The pianist leans forward and kisses her out of pure arousal. The sparrow can feel those cool lips quivering with intense lust. She keeps up her assault with her plastic shaft, thrusting it in and out of the ghost even harder. Lyrica's spirit form shakes and trembles with each thrust of Mystia's microphone. The noises spewed out from the speakers become a hundred times more horrid and louder. Luckily, the sparrow and the phantom don't give a shit about how bad it sounds.

"Ah!~ Ah!~ Ah!~ Ohhhh, YES!~" Lyrica gasps out in pure ecstacy!

"You're such a fuckin' hoe!~ I love it!~" Mystia sings to her, increasing her tempo.

Feeling the bird fuck her faster and faster, Lyrica's throes become more and more intense! Her juices spew out everywhere from her hole, leaking onto Mystia's hand and staining the sleeves of her dress. It's enough to deliver Lyrica a crescendo of an orgasm!

"F-FUCK!~ YES!~ I'M C-C-CUMMING!!!~"

"YOUUUUUUU!!!~"

Upon hearing Lyrica's climax, Mystia thrusts the microphone as hard and deep into the phantom's pussy as she can! The ghost's walls clamp down tight around the mic as she orgasms, as if claiming it from her. Lyrica lets out a nonstop verse of frenzied yells of pleasure! Mystia shouts energetically beside her, encouraging her to explore her orgasm in her own musical way.

"AHH~ I'M CUMMING SO FUCKING H-HARD!"

"BECAUSE YOUTUBE IS WHERE THE POOP IS!~"

Lyrica's insides clamp down tighter than ever around the microphone. It picks up every single rub, shake, and thrust that occurs inside Lyrica's pussy. It's too much for even the most hardy equipment to handle. Lyrica's love is more loud and rowdy than even the loudest black metal band. The sound overloads the speakers, causing them to explode loudly into a large fireball and a danmaku festival of sparks!

"AAAAAHHH!" Lyrica yelps, frightened!

"EEEEEP!" Mystia screeches in suprise!

Both of them are taken off guard by the sudden violent demise of their sound equipment. Smoldering black plastic lands in the rim of Lyrica's hat from the explosion. Her tiny bird brain thinking quickly, Mystia rips the microphone out of Lyrica's pussy and tosses it far away before it can explode too. It lands harmlessly on the ground and falls apart. Lyrica and Mystia have now caused hundreds of thousands of yen worth of damages to the inhabitants of Gensokyo, both in property and medical expenses.

"O-oh no! We broke Mister Rinnosuke's speakers!" Mystia exclaims, worried, looking over at the flaming remains of the two devices.

"This is bad! We'll have to perform around the clock for years just to repay him!" Lyrica shouts out fearfully.

Mystia turns her head over to face the ghost.

"But don't you three perform all the time anyways? And enjoy it?" she asks.

"Well, yeah, but Lunasa really enjoys getting actual money so she can buy those space person figurines and paint them! We'll be in the red for the rest of time because of this!" the phantom explains.

Lyrica's face suddenly goes taut. She moves her lips close to Mystia's once more. A murky wisp of smoke still rises from the debris stuck in her hat.

"Besides, honey, I like having time off to spend with you.~"

The two of them start to make out hungrily once again. The sound of their lips smacking together echoes through the forest, chasing the distant remainder of the explosion. The sparrow breathes out desperately through her nose, exhaling the tune of Sandstorm by Darude.

"Lyrica?"

"Sis, what're you, um, doing?"

The duo break the kiss and spin their heads around frantically. In front of them are Lunasa and Merlin, both equally confused by the absolute chaos surrounding their sister and her lover! Mystia and Lyrica both hide their embarassment behind a smirk.

BGM: Phantom Band ~ Phantom Ensemble

"Oh, hey, you two! The rap battle went great! I think I won. Yeah we were, uh, you know, having sex afterwards like usual..." Lyrica says slyly.

"Hey, did not! I toooootally won!~" Mystia complains.

"No, not about that. Where'd everyone go, and why is there a blown up music speaker?" the trumpeter in white asks, ignoring the sparrow.

"Yeah, it's like, um, very strange. Kind of unsettling. You know, the implications." the black-clad violinist stutters.

"Well, that doll attacked everyone again! She had a bomb this time!" Mystia fibs.

"Wait, really?" Merlin says, puzzled.

"No. I lied." Mystia admits coldly.

"Yeah. Everyone loved our performance so much they left to bring back more people. They just haven't come back yet. Then we blew up the speaker system when Mystia shoved it in my pussy." Lyrica explains.

"I see. It seems that music really is that powerful." Lunasa remarks.

"Yeah, now we can have fun performing enough to pay off three lifetimes of debt to Mister Rinnosuke!" Merlin remarks cheerfully.

"That's not fun, Merlin!" Lyrica exclaims angrily.

"I think you three didn't hear me last time, by the way. I was the one who won the rap battle!" Mystia squawks angrily.

"No, I totally did!" Lyrica fires back. "Right, sisters?"

"Yeah, um, I'm positive you won." Lunasa answers.

"Duh! of course!" Merlin adds.

"Well, you're biased, so it doesn't mean anything!" Mystia clucks, her wings flapping angrily and her feathers ruffling.

The black hatted girl shakes her head in disappointment from the edge of the path as she watches the ghostly, feathery squabbling.

"Wow, this is pretty cringe and an epic fail..."

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EPISODE 3

BGM: The Mound Where the Flowers Reflect

The moon rabbit Reisen trots slowly down the winding path, flanked on both sides by rows of tall bamboo shoots. Her white dress shirt and red tie make her stand out against the dull green bamboo like a cut taken out of a piece of paper. Her red eyes dart between each gap in the stalks, looking for telltale signs of the lucky hare. A pink dress, a fluffy white cotton tail, droopy rabbit ears. An anvil tied high in the air, *somehow*. The side of a cliff painted to look like a tunnel. Cream pies, the food kind not the impregnated vagina kind. Sticks of dynamite, somehow? Reisen didn't know where all of this random, wacky shit even came from, only that it was usually on a collision course for her face.

"Tewi! Where are you? Master Eirin says that she needs you back at Eientei! She wants to look at your, um, boobs! For a medicinal experiment!" Reisen yells, her eyes glowing as she uses her powers to amplify the sound waves of her shout.

As expected, Reisen's shout is answered by the still, silent maze of bamboo. Taking each step with great caution, her shoes barely even press on the ground, inching her forward in silence. This was a necessary measure to avoid Tewi's deadliest technique, the pitfall trap. One tiny misstep and the ground could give way beneath Reisen to a large hole. When Tewi was merciful it was just a long fall, but sometimes it was filled with slime, snakes, youkai, or even triggered falling logs.

One nasty time Reisen fell into a pit of sharp bamboo spikes. In addition to very painfully impaling her feet it hit too close to home considering Reisen's background. The rabbit didn't go outside Eientei for weeks after that, until Tewi started putting pitfalls inside the mansion as well. She truly had Reisen's best interests at heart, which is why she decided to convince Reisen that it was impossible to avoid her pranks no matter where she went. The rabbit youkai was given a very stern talking to by Eirin, not just for endangering the mansion's inhabitants physically. Suffice to say, Tewi learned it was not funny to use spikes in her traps for Reisen. 

More comical hazards were still fair game. Such as the one most likely concealed beneath the pitfall Reisen had sensed right in front of her. Thinking quickly she tosses a large rock an arm's length out. As it hits the ground a loud *shuff* fills the air, and the leaves on the forest floor in a neat circle in front of her sink down. Reisen had thwarted Tewi's pitfall trap by setting it off early! Peering into the resulting hole, Reisen notices that it is deep enough to prevent escape without flying and empty. She stands up and crosses her arms triumphantly, standing over the failed trap like a hunter over their captured prize quarry.

"Aha! I did it, Tewi! I thwarted your trap! It's gonna take more than that to get me, you impure earth rabbit!" Reisen shouts out with pride.

Suddenly, Reisen doesn't feel the ground pressing up against her feet. She looks downwards to see that she's now somehow above the pitfall after all! The rabbit flails her arms and legs around with a worried and suprised expression, nearly blurring them into a circle as she tries to run back onto solid ground. After a second of hanging in midair, Reisen falls to the bottom of the pit and hits the floor with a loud splatting noise!

Reisen sits up at the bottom of the pit. Her body wasn't splattered to pieces by the fall or anything, there was just a really loud comedic splatting effect as she landed. How could this happen? Tewi's work. She looks up behind her, up on top of the pit, to see a very lucky white rabbit staring down at her with a shit-eating grin.

BGM: White Flag of Usa Shrine

"Have a nice fall, Reisen? It's still spring, dummy!" Tewi teases the rabbit girl stuck in her hole.

Reisen looks back up at Tewi with a mixture of suprise, annoyance, anger, confusion, and a little bit of sexual longing. The patented Tewi Inaba post-prank face formula.

"Tewi! As usual, you never play fair. I bet you've been waiting all year to use that line." Reisen mocks, not letting Tewi get one up on her. "But how did you even get me in here? The hole was in front of me, and I would've felt you push me. What gives?"

"My mischief isn't bound by logical rules, silly Reisen!" Tewi says proudly. "It doesn't matter what happens, as long as it's funny! Lose focus of your feet on the ground for the tiniest moment to mock me, and you'll get what's coming for ya!"

"Hmm, you're right." Reisen deduces. "I did set myself up as a pretty funny punchline for this back up there."

"Right you are! But this kind of joke would work even better in another medium, don't you agree?" Tewi asks.

"I suppose that makes sense. However, learning to animate is a lot of work for rabbits like us." Reisen concludes. "Now, Tewi, what are you going to do with me?"

"C'mon, ain't it obvious?"

Tewi lifts up the bottom of her dress. As soon as the cloth gets out of the way, the bunny's comically large dong is unleashed for Reisen to see! The massive shaft springs out from between Tewi's legs like a jack-in-the box, swaying in place like the hefty rod it is. Reisen can see the throbbing veins adorning the cock from all the way down in the pit. The prankster bunny flies down into the sinkhole beside Reisen, giving her an even better view of her futa cock!

"Tewi... how did you get so big?" Reisen mutters in amazement.

"The Doc's clinical trial from last week!" Tewi exclaims. "Now c'mon and suck my fucking dick already!"

The short rabbit grabs the taller one by the ears and pulls her down to her hands and knees! Tewi shoves her musky dick right into Reisen's face, pressing her bulb against the lunar rabbit's lips. She intends to get right to business. Without hesitation, Reisen opens her mouth to admit the bunny's girth. Tewi immediately shoves her cock all the way in! The tip squishes against the back of Reisen's throat. Upon feeling Reisen's tongue wrap around her cock, Tewi tilts her head back and moans in pleasure.

"Ahhh, FUCK!~ This feels soooo good!~"

Considering she is one, Tewi begins fucking Reisen's mouth like a rabbit in heat. Holding onto her partner by the ears, she rapidly thrusts the rabbit's head up and down on her dick like a lunatic. Reisen's mouth feels warm, wet, and tight as she obediently sucks on her dick. Reisen would be lying if she said she wasn't enjoying being used like this. The wild thrusting excited her, and the salty, sweaty taste of cock is irresistable. She gargles the throbbing meat loudly and rapidly.

"GLRKGLRKGLRKGLRKGLRKGLRKGLRK!!!~"

The extremely fucking gay act happening between them causes both Reisen and Tewi to blush deeply, their bodies brimming with sweat. Tewi's stumpy yet thick thighs slam against Reisen's cheeks over and over. Reisen looks up at Tewi obediently as the other rabbit skullfucks her. As expected the earth rabbit looks back down with nothing but a playful smirk. Their red eyes meet in a stare that Tewi can't seem to look away from. It's starting to get a little... unnerving. Even for Tewi, who specializes in doing weird rabbit stuff like the midnight red-eye stare to mess with people. She stops thrusting and pulls her cock out of Reisen's mouth, still grabbing onto her by the ears. She could've sworn that the moon rabbit seemed a bit off...

"Puah!~"

"Reisen, you can't be a good dick sucker if you act weird and stare at me! What gives?"

Reisen's eyes glow with an alluring red shine. She looks up at Tewi with a crazed smile.

"Eheheh, you haven't noticed, Tewi? You're the one who's fallen for my trap! It's about time the tables have turned. Gaze into my eyes and feel them seduce your senses away, youkai.~ My Lunatic Red Eyes will turn you into my slutty, obedient sex slave rabbit forever!~"

Tewi suddenly drops down to her knees. She gazes intensely into Reisen's hypnotic stare. The rabbit starts to feel drowsy and confused. Her own red eyes begin to glow with the light of lunacy. She can do nothing but tunnel vision towards Reisen's bright red, crazed pupils.

"Huh? Wh-what's happening? I feel..."

Reisen giggles with superiority as the rabbit succumbs to her waves of madness.

"Now, my fearsome Last Word shall warp what little remains of your mind and give it to me..."

"Lunatic Red Eyes"

Lunatic Eyes ~ Invisible Full Moon

The spell card numbs Tewi's mind with a tingly haze, reducing her clever sense of reasoning to nothing. She feels tired, like she's stuck sleepwalking. The lunatic waves compel her with a single motive. Obey Reisen Udongein Inaba above all else. Tewi has no choice but to comply, as her ability not to has been hidden by Reisen's altered wavelengths.

The earth rabbit is left with a dull, tired, empty stare. As Reisen gazes into Tewi's eyes, she can tell that there's nothing going on behind them. She exhales with excitement as she realizes the bratty rabbit is finally under her control. The moon rabbit sits up and pats her own thigh invitingly.

"Now, come over and sit on my lap, okay?"

Tewi doesn't feel her lips move. Her body speaks on it's own, following Reisen's command. All she can comprehend is a fuzzy, drowsy sense of happiness and those beautiful, lunatic red eyes.

"Yes, mistress..."

Tewi stands up like she's in a trance and sits down on Reisen's lap, facing sideways and staring up at her face. Her movements are robotic, stiff, as if she were barely conscious enough to avoid falling over. Her cock, still erect and adorned with frothy ropes of spit, sways back and forth as she moves. From the rabbit's point of view, she wasn't even aware that she had moved. All she could do was keep staring at Reisen.

The moon rabbit's face is stern, cold, and uncaring as she gazes back down at the drowsy Tewi. Almost as if she was emulating her surroundings. She calmly presses her index finger against the girl's lips.

"Tewi, lick my finger."

"Ahn..."

Tewi's body obediently does as she is told without a word, not letting her even think about it. Her mouth lazily opens, and her tongue emerges to weakly lash itself around Reisen's finger. After all, it was just so easy. Just open your mouth and lick at the finger. Why would anyone not do it? Why hesitate? There's no need to think about it. Tewi's body would just do it for her. She liked not having to think. She felt so sleepy...

Reisen allows herself a tiny, wry smile. She felt good ordering this entranced bunny around. She could say whatever she wanted, and Tewi would do it, no questions asked. What's not to like about that? Tewi had no reason not to trust her. Reisen feels Tewi's rough, warm tongue gently rubbing her ringer with each lick. The rabbit's saliva makes them both stick together. Reisen's crazed mind comes up with another indulgent, impulsive idea.

"Stop licking."

Tewi stops licking Reisen's finger immediately. Her tongue ceases action and she looks up at Reisen in that same dead-eyed trance, remaining silent. She waits for her next task with half-closed eyelids, barely even aware that she's waiting at all. Returning to that cold facade, Reisen gives her next order.

"Open your mouth."

Again, the rabbit's body complies on it's own, doing what she is told while Tewi herself stays trapped in her trance. The hare opens her mouth up wide. Reisen herself opens her mouth up right above Tewi's. A ball of spit falls between her lips, right into her slave's patiently waiting mouth!

Tewi doesn't even flinch as Reisen spits into her mouth. The wet ball of spit rolls down her tongue, right down into her throat. As she drinks down the saliva, Tewi couldn't be any more relaxed. She doesn't think to gag, close her mouth, or even turn away. All she could do was let Reisen take control of her, and stare into her eyes.

Her own mouth still ajar, Reisen moves hers down onto Tewi's and traps the hare in a gentle yet passionate kiss. They continue to stare into eachother's eyes as their heads get close. Reisen reaches down and grabs onto Tewi's shaft with her hand. The only reaction she elicits from her hypnotized rabbit slave is a sharp exhale. Reisen sits with Tewi on her leg and starts to stroke her off in silence.

Tewi is unfazed by how strange and awkward this encounter is. Two women, having sex in utter silence, staring right at eachother's eyes first and foremost. In fact, she doesn't even care. Reisen's fapping has introduced a sole second sensation to her hypnotic trance. Through her lulled senses, she could feel herself being pleasured by Reisen's strokes, making her feel even more pleasant and relaxed. She had no desire to thrust or moan, simply to let Reisen continue to touch her.

Reisen was uncaring of how strange this encounter was, too. In fact, she felt a little hypnotized by Tewi's feeble submission herself. The rabbit let her do whatever she wanted to her. It was addicting just exploring the youkai's body without limits, feeling the absolute trust Tewi had in her. She didn't feel that very often. As she kissed Tewi's mouth, swirling her tongue inside and licking at her teeth, the rabbit didn't respond at all to any stimulus. The only thing that seemed to get her going at all was stroking her cock. Each rub made the girl exhale excitedly. Reisen felt Tewi relaxing as she became more aroused, her body limply leaning against hers as her heart thumped steadily.

Tewi's mind grows hazier with each thrust, as if her vision was literally becoming clouded with scarlet fog. She's silent as a rabbit, but close to climax. Reisen can tell instinctively. Kissing her limp lips even harder, she begins stroking Tewi's girth back and forth forcefully. Just a few pumps of her veiny member is enough to make her cum. With a long, sharp exhale through her nose, Tewi's cock shoots out a pearly white rope of cum.

*Splort!*

Tewi cums without even moving or taking her eyes away from Reisen's. The orgasmic pleasure leaks into her brain lazily, mixed up in the hypnotic, soupy daze Reisen had clouded her mind in. It felt nothing short of amazing, like she was high but too tired to move. A thought enters Tewi's head, one that she was too tired to even process as her own or not. She wanted to be Mistress Reisen's hypnotized slave forever. Nothing could ever beat this...

Suddenly, Tewi stands up, lifting her rear off of Reisen's thigh. She moves with excited spring in her step.

"Okay, it's noontime, boss! Time for my union-mandated half hour lunch break!"

Tewi heads over to the wall of the pit. Hanging there is a card puncher. She reaches into her dress, pulls out a time card, and punches out into the machine for her lunch break.

Reisen is left totally confused. At a loss, she commands her striking hypno slave to return to their kinky sex session.

"Tewi?! Tewi! Come back here, now! I order you to return to me! You will obey your mistress's every command!"

When Tewi looks back at her, the little rabbit's eyes shine with red lunacy! But she doesn't listen to Reisen's commands. The power of the global working class was just too strong!

"No can do, boss! You know the rules around here! The union fought long and hard for mandatory half-hour lunch breaks. Us hypnotized people have rights too, you know!"

Tewi was powerless and completely subservient to Reisen's hypnotic Lunatic Red Eyes on company time. But off the clock, the only red she cared about was the red banner of the international socialist proletariat, united against their bourgeouise oppressors!

Reisen is, as any evil class traitor would be, absolutely furious at Tewi's disobedience! She would not have a second of this nonsense. Worker's rights or not, her pussy was burning a hole through her panties and she needed hypnotized rabbit futa cock ASAP!

"Tewi, stop ruining this and come back here! I'm horny and I want to have sex!!!~"

The smaller rabbit takes out a lunch box, opens it up, and grabs a mochi cake out of it. She swallows the entire damn thing in one bite like a snake, barely giving her boss attention or respect.

"Not on my lunch break! I told ya, half an hour!"

"This is bullshit!"

"This is called worker's rights, Reisen! I'll file a union complaint!"

Reisen pauses for a second to think, then speaks back up.

"If you get off your lunch break right now, I'll... give you a raise?"

Tewi looks back at her in annoyance.

"Peh, as if! You'll never give me enough to recoup the surplus labor you've stolen from me, parasite!"

Reisen thinks of another approach.

"How about I... give you a promotion?"

Tewi rolls her eyes.

"As if I'd ever betray my working class sisters!"

Reisen has one more bargaining chip up her sleeve.

"How about I... pay for your health insurance?"

Tewi's eyes grow wide with astonishment.

"Holy shit, really? Consider it a fuckin' deal, then!"

Tewi throws her pink dress off over her head, stripping herself naked! She undoes her bra and throws it to her side as well. She walks back over to the punch machine, clocks back into work, then hops excitedly over in front of Reisen. Instantly, the dull, lifeless stare returns to her face and her limbs fall limp by her sides. Reisen doesn't feel insane enough to deal with this at the moment, so she decides to just move on and ease back into the sexy dominatrix act before Tewi starts bargaining for tenure.

"Okay... Tewi, lay down on the ground."

The rabbit lets herself lazily fall backwards on her back, landing in the freshly dug dirt of the hole. Her still fully-erect cock stands upwards like a fleshy, sweat-beaded bamboo shoot.

"Yes, mistress..."

Seeing the rabbit submit her body and her tall fuckrod to her, Reisen can't help but grin seductively back at Tewi. She unbuttons her dress shirt, letting it peel off her sweaty body. She unbuttons her bra next, letting her hefty bunny breasts pop out from their snug confinement. Finally, she lets her panties fall to the ground from right beneath her skirt, stained with a dark wet splotch, causing the air within the pit to smell of very wet, hungry pussy. Tewi disregards the ceremonious unveiling of Reisen's fruitful, ripe body. All she can do is continue to stare straight into her eyes, her body unmoving.

"Now, just sit still and let your mistress play with you, Tewi.

Reisen lays right atop Tewi, positioning the rabbit's cock right above her entrance. Still maintaining that ceaseless stare, Tewi's head is squished between Reisen's cleavage. The lunar rabbit kisses the earth rabbit on the lips again, still fine with her tongue's inquiries turning up unresponsive. Reisen slams her pussy down on Tewi's cock, the massive shaft filling up her crevasse and stretching out her insides. As she hops up and down on Tewi's dick, her bunny tail shakes slightly, showing off her excitement and betraying her apathetic facade. She moans, very, very quietly, into Tewi's still mouth.

Tewi remains as hypnotized and silent as always. After all, her mistress had not given her a reason to move, speak, or think. Why should she? She was so drowsy anyways. All she had to do was lay still and let Reisen have her way with her. Nothing else was necessary. Reisen's pussy would crash down onto Tewi's throbbing dick, and she could just sit there and let the pleasure flood her brain. The only sound that could be heard within the pit was Reisen's thick ass clapping against Tewi's chubby thighs with each thrust. Neither rabbit paid attention to it.

Tewi didn't notice when she started to cum. She released an even thicker load then before right into Reisen's insides. Reisen, captivated by the high of playing with her still little doll, barely notices her pussy being flooded with hot youkai rabbit cum, or herself climaxing as well. All she does is press against Tewi tighter and kiss the rabbit's unresponsive lips tighter, snaking her tongue inside to flop Tewi's unmoving one around. It was as if the high of dominating this rabbit was a hypnotic trance in and of itself, cast by Reisen on herself through her thrall Tewi by proxy. She continues riding the other bunny's shaft until long after those hefty balls are completely drained of cum.

Absolutely sapped of stamina, Reisen finally rolls off of Tewi and onto her back. She stares up at the bright, clear blue sky until her normal thoughts come back to her. Tewi lies next to her, still as a corpse in her hypnotic coma with her erection finally satiated. As soon as Reisen feels sane, she immediately takes notice to the wet, sticky feeling in her loins. She feels an ugly, sinking feeling in her stomach. Reisen knows that she had let her lunacy take hold of her again. And others, she thinks as she looks at the pair of rabbit ears laying beside her.

"Tewi?"

Reisen's voice bears the tone of regret and repentance. Tewi looks back at her, dazed and unresponsive.

"Tewi, please, snap out of it..."

Tewi groans and closes her eyes. She rubs her forehead as conscience suddenly re-enters her body, her head throbbing with a dull pain. When she opens her eyes up again, they are wide with alertness and free from the shine of lunatic waves.

"Reisen, what happened?"

Reisen frowns, disappointed at herself. She can't stop blushing in embarassment either.

"I lost my cool and... hypnotized you. And then, I... Tewi, I'm so sorry. It won't happen again."

Much to Reisen's suprise, Tewi smiles back mischievously.

"Of course ya did, Reisen! That's what I wanted. I know boundaries and all, but why do ya think I trapped ya in a hole and made ya suck my cock in the first place? We should do this again. I'm totally into it!"

The pit in Reisen's stomach grows even larger. She doesn't even know what to think about this. Reisen hasn't forgotten Eirin's order.  The moon rabbit decides to change the subject.

"Um, ugh, gah- Tewi... What are we ever going to do with you. Come on, it's time for you to go back to Eientei. Master Eirin is waiting for us."

As Reisen slowly stirs up to a kneel, Tewi springs right back to her feet. She flashes her fellow rabbit a defiant, rebel grin.

"Nuh uh! I ain't goin' back to Eirin today. I'm gonna go solve the incident with all the flowers! After all, by Lord Daikoku, we both know that shrine maiden's way too lazy to get anything done around here. I'm the only one who can save Gensokyo, as usual!"

Reisen sighs with exasperation and facepalms, shaking her head in annoyance. She knows that this excuse is a straight-up lie.

"By playing around and pulling pranks on people?"

Tewi nods in confirmation, smiling with glee.

"Yep, exactly! Now you can either join me or get out of my way so I can..."

Reisen glares at Tewi with an annoyed frown. Her eyes begin to glow a bright, shiny red.

"Lunatic Red Eyes"

When Tewi comes back to her senses, she is standing inside Eirin Yagokoro's room inside Eientei beside Reisen. Eirin herself was sitting at her desk, her chair turned around to face the two of them.

"Master, I found Tewi and brought her to you as you asked." Reisen reports, gesturing to the short bunny beside her.

"Excellent work, Udonge." Eirin praises, her cold and clinical tone betraying the intended sentiment of good will. "Did she give you any trouble?"

"Nothing I couldn't handle, Master." Reisen says, nodding. "Though it seems she's decided to become a communist or something."

"A commie!? Whaddya talkin' about, Reisen?" Tewi exclaims with a cutely angry frown and furrowed brows. "I'm actually a free-market libertarian! Taxation is theft!"

"Whatever. All that matters is that I brought you here to Master Eirin." Reisen says, shaking her head in annoyance.

"That you did." Eirin responds. "Udonge, you are dismissed."

"Thank you, Master Eirin." Reisen says, turning towards the exit. "If I may, Master, I must say it is a beautiful day outside. Can I have your permission to leave the mansion, for the reason we spoke about?"

"Absolutely, Udonge. You have my permission." Eirin affirms with a curt grin and a nod. "Go ahead and leave the mansion for the afternoon."

Reisen bows respectfully to Eirin.

"Thank you, Master."

The moon rabbit makes her exit and shuts the screen door to Eirin's room behind her. Tewi knows what's up too, and doesn't question it. Eirin's analytical stare draws down to Tewi instead.

"Now then, Inaba. It's time for you to help me test my newest drug. Would you kindly please show me your-"

Tewi suddenly reaches behind her back and pulls out an entire rocket launcher, purchased for recreational use! She aims the device at Eirin with a furious frown and shouts at her.

"Eirin, you violated the N.A.P.! Prepare to taste the wrath of the invisible hand of the free market!"

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EPISODE 4

BGM: The Mound Where the Flowers Reflect

Somewhere within Gensokyo, a large, rolling meadow of flowers can be found. As far as the eye could see, from the border of the Forest of Magic in the west to a small river in the east, the very ground was the domain of a vast blanket of orange flowers. Due to the ongoing incident the flower blooms in the meadow were especially large and beautiful, a once-in-a-lifetime treasure for any soul lucky enough to encounter it. It was here, at this very moment, where Reisen the moon rabbit could be found sitting atop a large boulder, gazing at the overgrown flowers with a less-than-pleased face.

As Reisen watches the flowers blow around gently in the breeze, her red eyes grow misty. Not from the beauty of this natural paradise, no. Her bunny ears drooped and scrunched up atop her head, a clear indication of the woman's grief-stricken state.

Reisen reaches into her suit pocket and pulls out a piece of paper. She unfolds it, revealing an old photograph. The picture depicts a group of women, each with long rabbit ears like her own, standing together and smiling on the surface of the Moon. Each of them wore identical black dress suits with moon-shaped pins on their collars, red ties, and white knee-length skirts.

On the left hand side is a moon rabbit with blue hair, braided into ponytails on each side of her head, and a golden piercing in her ear. She rests her palm atop the handle of a large wooden mallet she held by her side.

On the right side is Reisen herself. She proudly held a large rifle in one hand like she owned it, and wore a white helmet over her head with holes for her ears to poke through. She was wrapping her other hand around the shoulder of a third moon rabbit, one who was standing in the center.

This one was shorter, pudgier, and seemed to wear an officer's beret of some sort, indicating a higher rank. She had short yellow hair and rabbit ears flattened against her head by the cap. She held a stick of dango in one hand and held up a peace sign in the other, her mouth agape as if in the middle of a laugh. Her suit was sprinked with crumbs, likely from the dango she was eating.

All three of them were smiling happily, as if they were having a great time together. Reisen's eyes tear up as she looks at the photograph again. A single tear falls down her cheek. Memories begin to come back to her, of days she could never return to. She struggles to keep up a smile like the one she made in the photo.

"S-Seiran... R-Ringo... I really m-miss you guys..."

Back in her days in the Royal Guard, Reisen, Seiran, and Ringo were inseperable. As part of the Lunar Defense Corps' elite, they were entrusted with the most important missions, and even worked with Lady Yorihime herself. When Reisen fled the war, she missed them the most. Every waking moment of her life, even now, she half expected Seiran to butt in and make another off-color joke, or to see Ringo rifling through the pantry.

If Reisen was such a coward, why was she even put in the Royal Guard? Reisen asked herself this question constantly. Moon rabbits inherently made lousy slaves and soldiers, and naturally resented any job thrust on them, but surely the Lunarians would logically screen for competence when building a unit of soldiers to guard their own god-kings. The answer she always came to was that it was because she was the Watatsuki Sisters' pet, but she still always blamed herself. Nepotism, corruption, and the system weren't to blame here. She was just a spineless coward who couldn't be trusted with anything.

If she could, Reisen would go back to the moon and make things right. She wished she had stayed with them until the very end, no matter what. But it was already too late; Seiran and Ringo had died thirty six years ago in the war. There was nothing she could do for them now. Reisen was sure of it, the time to make things right had long since passed. The thought brought fresh, warm tears to her eyes.

Reisen had thought that desertion was her only choice to survive at the time. The Apollo Invasion was absolute hell, and even the Royal Guard was slaughtered by the humans. Mere days into the war, Reisen, Seiran, and Ringo were the last survivors of their squad. It was at that point when Reisen knew she'd had enough of war. By the next day, she knew she would either be killed by the enemy space marines, or lose her mind after seeing Ringo draw her last breath. After the latter, she wouldn't last much longer, as either the enemy or her own masters would put her down like one would a sick pet. Whether Reisen stayed or not, she knew the Hawk Ravi Recon Unit of the Royal Guard was about to meet it's demise. She felt she had to escape, and escape she did. Sometimes, she thought she would be better off if she chose a bullet through the head back on the Moon all those years ago...

Reisen hastily folds her photo back up and slips it back into her shirt's pocket, right next to her heart. She buries her head in her hands and sobs, quiet and reserved. Every single day, she wished she could see Seiran and Ringo one more time. Especially Ringo. Sure, falling in love in the military, laugh all you want. On a good day Reisen would be laughing with you. But to Reisen, the tragedy was still very real. It was like a venom that ate away at her heart. She was hesitant to love ever again, just in case she would lose that love forever. Just in case she would flee from that love when she was needed most.

This is why Reisen strove to serve Eirin the best that she could. She would atone for her cowardice forever on this dirty planet, where she could never hurt anyone ever again. All she had left of her squad was the picture she hid in her pocket out of shame. Reisen owed it to her memories of Seiran and Ringo to make up for her cowardice. What she did was wrong, and this was the only ethical way to move on. She could never bring them back, but she could hopefully learn to curb her cowardice under Eirin's mentorship, and become a better person over time.

Reisen raised her head up and looked at the beautiful meadow of flowers. The thick blanket of rich yellow petals was just as breathtaking as it had been before. Ringo loved the color yellow, Reisen thought. It was her favorite color. She always ate yellow dango first. Would Ringo like these flowers? There were very few kinds of flowers in the Lunar Capital, and Reisen figured that Ringo would've loved to see such a beautiful change of scenery. Seiran too. Reminiscing of their favorite things makes Reisen smile. It was like her comrades were still there with her. Or at least, it was as good as it would ever get. Reisen lifts her head up high and wipes the tears from her face.

"I'll never be a coward again. I owe it to you both. Seiran, Ringo, I'll never forget you two..."

BGM: Eastern Ghostly Dream ~ Ancient Temple

Two women wade through the meadow of waist-high flowers, hand-in-hand. The elegant maid, Sakuya Izayoi, follows behind the half phantom gardener Youmu Konpaku. The two were engaged in a lively conversation about flowers as they frolicked about the meadow, even more lively than the unusually vibrant flower blooms this year.

"This meadow is beautiful, Sakuya! Nature is so much more wondrous than anything manmade. You know, I can just imagine having a patch of flowers like these in a garden. Do you think they would look good lining a path of beige bricks?"

Being a gardener herself, Youmu is ecstatic to be surrounded by so much floral beauty. Due to the non-volatile nature of this incident, she felt she could take the time to simply enjoy her day to day life, and share her passion for flowers with others. She had chosen to spend the day with Sakuya on a date, where they could both share their love of flowers and eachother.

"That would look absolutely delightful, Youmu. You have an impeccable taste for exterior decoration. Even my mistress, as fickle and picky as she is, would be overtaken by the sheer beauty of your garden at Hakugyokurou. But this meadow is, as you said, something else entirely. Just imagine how well even a few of these flowers, in a blue pot, could decorate a living room."

Youmu turns to Sakuya with a cute blush.

"Oh, that would be beautiful, Sakuya! You know what, some day we should get a house together. Maybe when we grow older and retire. You can handle decorating the inside and I can handle decorating the outside. What do you think?"

Sakuya chuckles a bit after hearing Youmu discuss her dreams. They were cute. She loved how optimistic Youmu had gotten with her recently.

"Youmu, that would be perfect for both of us. It would be, as the little mistress puts it, "kawaii". But... I don't think it would realistically happen. Not because of us, no. As much as I wish we could spend our lives, together, I think others in our lives might... get in the way. Besides, there aren't exactly many places for a human and a half-phantom to live together in Gensokyo. But, it's still fun to dream about."

Youmu stares at Sakuya for a bit before blushing deeper.

"W-we could live anywhere we want if Gensokyo doesn't accept us! We could go to the Outside World, or fight our way into Heaven together! Besides, it was... just a joke, ha."

Sakuya smiles and steps closer to Youmu, grabbing ahold of her other hand.

"Youmu my dear, don't feel bad about it. I am sure something could be worked out eventually. Things will turn out alright someday, mark my words."

"Yes, thank you, Sakuya..."

Sakuya brushes a silver hair away from Youmu's eyes and kisses her on the lips. Youmu's hands tighten around Sakuya's and she reciprocates the kiss. Their lips press close for a long while, as the two listen to flower petals swaying in the breeze. When they both pull back, breathing deeply, they smell the fresh scent of blooming flowers and morning dew.

"I brought a gift for you."

Sakuya reaches into her uniform and pulls out her prized bloodstained time piece. She clicks open the cover of the pocket watch. In a flash she is suddenly holding a sealed bottle of red wine with both hands. She presents the bottle to Youmu.

"This bottle of wine was sealed over five centuries ago by master Italian vintners. It has taken me the past two years to convince the mistress to let me gift it to you. I even had to duel her for permission to do so. I would love to pour you a glass of this wine, my beloved Youmu."

Youmu's half-human heart is thumping out of her chest! She's starting to see hearts in her peripheral vision. The half-ghost feels so loved by Sakuya that she can't even express it in words.

"Sakuya, you fought a powerful vampire mistress just to get me this? I- I don't know what to say! I'm sure Lady Yuyuko will love drinking this-"

"The whole bottle is for you, silly! You deserve it, Youmu."

"O-of course! I'm going to love drinking it. We can have it at dinner tonight! And speaking of, I got you a gift too, Sakuya!"

Suddenly, Youmu's phantom half bursts up out from  underneath the flowers. It carries over a basket covered with a white cloth. Grinning proudly, Youmu lifts up the cloth, revealing that the basket is full of fresh, ripe tomatoes! She picks one up and shows it off to Sakuya. It is a perfect shade of red, immaculately round, and looks very juicy.

"I got you these tomatoes, Sakuya! I grew them myself in our garden. I've never grown produce before, but I put a lot of effort into tending them and Lady Yuyuko says they came out great! Tomatoes are a little exotic in Gensokyo, so Lady Yukari got us some tomato seeds. We should eat them tonight as part of our dinner!"

Sakuya was rendered absolutely speechless by Youmu's tomatoes. The little gardening phantom had stolen away her heart. These fruits were the embodiment of Youmu's care, labor, and love. And she was giving them to Sakuya as a gift? This was possibly the purest gesture of love that Youmu could make. Sakuya felt her heart burst with joy from the sweet, warm affection she felt.

"These tomatoes are... gorgeous! Youmu, this is the most wonderful gift you could ever give a woman like me. I love you so, so much. I am looking forward to having a wonderful meal with you tonight. This is just... truly amazing!"

Youmu blinks her eyes closed then smiles proudly.

"Thank you, Sakuya! I knew you would like it! I can't wait for our meal tonight either!"

Suddenly, Youmu dashes backwards along the ground, flower stems blowing away in her path! Her voice suddenly grows an element of gruff, fight-seeking confidence. She reaches each hand behind her back and grabs ahold of the hilts of each of her katanas, Roukanken and Hakurouken. With a rush of air and the singing of shining steel, she unsheaths both her blades and points both razor-sharp tips right at Sakuya!

"But for now, I know there's something else we're both looking forward to. It's time for our rematch, Sakuya! I shall slice through your boasting with my unmatched blades of honor and truth. You shall feel the wrath of both the living and the dead. None of your tricks can stop me now!"

Sakuya hops backwards as well, landing on her feet like an acrobatic assassin. Reaching beneath her skirt, she pulls out two handfuls of sharp silver knives, one blade between each of her digits. The way the maid looks at her opponent is a grin of equal parts villainy, seduction, and confidence.

"That day it is, gardener. I have been waiting for the moment to finally come when I could face you once more. My ultimate spell, "The World", will ensure your timely defeat. Do you have what it takes to take me on?"

BGM: Flowering Night

Youmu clangs her swords together, sounding the screeching horns of war! She readies the swords and rushes forward toward Sakuya. Hopping off the ground, she lunges, sailing on a trajectory to strike!

"I'll slice you down where you stand! HAAAAAAA!!!"

As Youmu rushes in close, Sakuya hops in the air! Levitating above the ground, she lets loose an assortment of knives. The blades, enchanted with magic, spin in a circle around their thrower! The spiky ring of knives protects Sakuya from anyone who dares to approach. Youmu notices too late, and the blades scratch at her arm! Flinching in pain, she flies backwards away from Sakuya. Rubbing her bicep, she realizes that her sleeve has been cut and that the maid's knives have scratched her skin. Sakuya's daggers swiftly return to her open palm. She wears her signature look of superiority, smugly gloating over Youmu's failed approach.

"Oh, come on now, gardener. My dear, you'll need to do a lot better than that."

Her arm excited with dull pain, Youmu's human side feels more than alive. The rush of battle excites her and makes her heart beat. Blood rushing through her pale flesh, the swordswoman meets Sakuya's taunting glare with her very own.

"Lucky hit, human. You will not land another. Try and show me some of that deadly skill of yours before judging mine."

Sakuya holds up two handfuls of knives with an evil smile.

"Very well, gardener. I'll show you just how terrifying me and my knives can be!"

Holding one knife in each hand, Sakuya herself takes a turn on the offensive. She dashes through the air toward Youmu, ready to stab. Seeing her fly in close, Youmu gets excited. This was all fun and games in the end, but the opportunity to duel without holding back was a big deal to her and Sakuya both. Fighting was a way to exchange respect for eachother, and as danmaku and knives flew the heat of battle would temper their bonds to be stronger and deeper. Also, the sex afterwards always went hard as fuck.

Suddenly, Sakuya disappears into thin air! The maid had stopped time using her powers, and moved behind Youmu while everything around her was frozen. She could end this in an instant, but she loves to see Youmu deal with her time-freezing power. To this end, she stays behind Youmu and refuses to attack directly in stopped time. As time starts to progress again, Sakuya finally stabs forward at Youmu's back from behind! Sensing the human's presence with her supernatural precognition, Youmu immediately spins around and parries Sakuya's knife with her sword!

"Not so fast! That trick never works on me!"

"Are you sure?"

Suddenly, Sakuya slashes each of her knives toward Youmu with murderous, supernatural speed! Reacting instantly, Youmu holds her blades up to parry every single swipe. The meadow is filled with the screech of steel meeting silver a million times a second. Sparks fly in the combatants' faces with every deflected blow. The force of parrying each slice pushes Youmu backwards a little bit each time, bending more flower stems out her way. Sakuya finishes her flurry with a final forceful stab aimed straight at Youmu's face. Youmu crosses her swords and parries it with a loud clang. The force of the blow on her blades pushes her back an entire daikatana's length.

Seeing Youmu survive the attack completely unfazed, Sakuya scoffs and readies her next trick.

"Hmph. Excellent work so far. But can you handle all of my knives at once?"

Sakuya reaches into her maid uniform's pocket and pulls out a spell card! The card is made of expensive, ornate paper with an elegant border pattern. The name of her spell is inscribed in the center with black ink, in neat, fancy cursive handwriting. Sakuya holds out the spell card in her hand. It glows white, then suddenly tears in half diagonally as if sliced by a knife, before the torn remains suddenly blink out of existence!

Illusion Sign "Killing Doll"

Sakuya grabs her knives from within her uniform, tossing them one by one straight at Youmu! As soon as each hand is free she grabs more knives in a single swift motion, throwing them as well. Within seconds there are somehow hundreds of knives tossed Youmu's way! Instinctively, the gardener dashes swiftly to the side, attempting to dodge the barrage of knives. However, the daggers turn in air towards her as she moves, homing straight towards her! Youmu gasps in suprise as she stares down the angry flock of sharp knives.

"G-gah!"

Sakuya's barrage tears into Youmu without mercy. The half-ghost feels her body sting against the bites of a thousand razors. The flood of danmaku flings Youmu far backwards, into another part of the meadow entirely! She's left laying in the flowers, panting heavily and worse for wear. Her dress has been sliced and torn everywhere, revealing deep red cuts all over her skin. However, the smile on her face indicates that she couldn't be happier. She hops to her feet and recovers from the blow instantly.

Ready to pay Sakuya back, Youmu clutches her swords and observes her surroundings. Alongside the purple-haired rabbit girl sitting on a rock and looking at her, she quickly notices something strange. The ground was covered in Sakuya's knives like fallen leaves just a second ago. Yet now that she has gotten up, not a single silver glint could be seen! A familiar blue dress appears out of nowhere in her peripheral vision. Youmu turns her head to see Sakuya standing nearby, staring back at her.

"So you noticed. Yes, I tidied up all my knives. They would do better sunken inside your flesh, my love.~"

Youmu readies her blades once again, reciprocating Sakuya's deadly flirting with an inviting stare.

"That last spell was a sight to behold, dear. And a challenge to endure. I'll never get tired of how we express our love. Now it's my turn! Feel the ghastly sting of my deadly sword technique!"

Using her phantom half's tail, Youmu produces a spell card from the tatters of her dress. The card itself is made of transparent and dull grey paper, as if it were a ghost itself. The spell card's name is inscribed with bright glowing green letters. Myon touches the card to Roukanken's blade, and the sword glows a bright moonlit white!

Human Sign "Slash of Present World"

Youmu readies Roukanken in two hands behind her shoulder and kneels close to the ground. Before Sakuya can even react, Youmu blitzes forward, slashing her with the blade on the way by! All Sakuya can do is flinch in place, as Youmu is already behind her before she knows it. The maid's uniform is sliced horizontally across her torso, exposing her midriff and a big cut across her skin. Sakuya grits her teeth through the pain, even smirking from it. Good, she thought. They had both gotten stronger together.

Sakuya and Youmu stand completely still for a second. Suddenly, the heads of all the flowers around them fly up into the air! Petals scatter all around, and the air smells of cut greenery. Before either girl can make the next strike, they are both taken off guard by a loud gasp!

"Gah! W-what are you two doing?!?!"

As the petals flutter around, both the combatants look behind themselves and make out a pair of rabbit ears peeking out above the shower of flowers. They hear the distinctive click of a gun being readied! The flowers drop to the ground, revealing Reisen standing there with one pistol pointed at each of them!

"R-Reisen?!"

"Rabbit, where did you come from?"

When Reisen saw Youmu and Sakuya chop up the meadow of flowers in the wake of their battle, she felt an indescribable anger. She was enjoying those flowers. Why did these two careless humans have to come here and ruin the meadow? She just wanted to sit in peace and reminisce a little while longer. The rabbit feels the folded up paper pressed close against her heart more than ever.

"Sakuya, Youmu, you two are ruining this beautiful meadow and killing all the flowers. I'll put a stop to both of you myself!"

Sakuya readies more knives from the pockets of her uniform and points them at Reisen, her stare cold and emotionless.

"So we are. I would like to see you try to beat me, rabbit. It doesn't matter where you come from or who you serve, I shall skin that pelt of yours with my knives. Bring it on!"

Youmu assumes a ready stance and brandishes her swords out in front of her as well. She smiles wildly with excitement, looking back and forth between the other women.

"Sakuya, our battle isn't over yet! I'll take both of you on at once and win! With both my halves and both my blades, I have more than I need to vanquish you both. I'll beat both of you in this three way battle!"

Reisen crosses her brows angrily, swiveling her head from Sakuya to Youmu to Sakuya again! With an angry frown, she raises her arms and aims each of her twin megaphone-shaped bunny pistols at both her opponent's heads.

"This isn't a game! You'll both regret making me angry. Neither stopping time or supernatural swordsmanship will do you any good against my illusions. I'll make both of you go insane!"

BGM: Lunatic Eyes ~ Invisible Full Moon

Reisen, Sakuya, and Youmu each leap into flight at once, weapons at the ready! Reisen pulls the triggers of her pistols, sending bursts of sound wave danmaku screaming towards her targets. Sakuya throws spreads of knives every which way, filling the air with sharp, glinting silver. Youmu swipes her blade back and forth, sending out sword beams towards her enemies and slashing knives and bullets straight out of the air.

Youmu and Sakuya fly close to eachother, bobbing and weaving all around as they dodge and shoot projectiles at close range. Reisen ducks to avoid a stray knife, then leans out of the way of a sword beam. Her eyes start to glow red. Sakuya and Youmu suddenly look over at her, feeling compelled to do so. As they see her bright red eyes, their own eyes start to hurt! Sakuya closes her eyes momentarily and rubs them, while Youmu looks away and grunts.

Reisen pins the two under her painful gaze with an angry scowl. The one and a half humans see her start to... duplicate? Another Reisen appears floating next to her. Then another above her! There are four Reisens, eight Reisens, now sixteen Reisens! The bunny and her illusory duplicates all point their guns at Youmu and Sakuya.

"You've both fallen for my trap! Prepare to taste the full wavelengths of insanity!" all of the Reisens shout out at once.

Reisen and her copies try to pull the triggers on thirty two different handguns. As their fingers squeeze down, they find themselves moving in slow motion! Sakuya, too, finds herself stuck in slowed time. Though, she knows the culprit. After slowly moving her head to the side, Sakuya sees Youmu looking up at the mass of rabbits, furrowing her eyes in concentration. As tension grew between the three of them, Youmu's powers of concentration slowed down the very passage of time! Noticing this, a smirk very slowly grows on Sakuya's face...

The swordswoman observes each of the Reisens carefully. She uses every stretched out millisecond to the absolute fullest, looking for any pattern to the lunar madness. Which one was the real Reisen? The rabbit was on the verge of pulling the trigger. Time was slow enough that Youmu's very eyes could scrutinize every last altered light wave. Reisen's wavelength manipulation ability was uncannily convincing at normal speed, but by slowing things down one could notice the imperfections created by manipulating the light to induce illusions. As a result, Reisen's fake copies now appeared to shimmer and morph unnaturally, at a scale only noticeable now. The real Reisen, Youmu noticed, was at the top right hand corner of the formation of illusions! She focuses her gaze at the real Reisen and readies her sword. Suddenly, the flow of time goes back to normal!

"KYAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Youmu yells into the air as she suddenly dashes towards the true Reisen with extreme speed! Sakuya watches her jet off into the air in pursuit, and reaches down into her pocket. Reisen herself is taken by suprise, resulting in the regiment of false bunnies collectively flinching instead of shooting. The gardener's blades are outstretched, ready for the time to slash at their target. Youmu is mere feet away from Reisen when suddenly...

Time Sign "Private Vision"

Time freezes for everyone but Sakuya, as the maid declares a spell card with her watch in hand. She flies through the air towards the halted commotion and reaches the scene of the fight in no danger at all. Sakuya takes a second to observe the two immobilized foes. Reisen and Youmu are frozen in fierce battle stances, weapons aimed at eachother, like two beautiful statues.

She floats close to Youmu first. Her torn dress is splayed about, frozen mid-flap from her motion through the air. Her phantom half, a small transparent wisp, flew right behind her, frozen and round like a bubble within ice. Sakuya found Youmu in battle to be even more beautiful than in bed. Hence why there had come to be barely a difference between the two. She flies right to her side and leans in close to the gardener's face, stroking her hair.

"My dear Youmu, I love you so much.~ I just had to take a moment to appreciate how beautiful you are.~"

She kisses Youmu on the cheek! Her cheek feels cool beneath Sakuya's lips. The gardener remains still and lifeless, trapped in an animated moment.

Next, Sakuya flies over to Reisen! The rabbit's clothes haven't been damaged *yet*, but they clung to her busty frame well and complimented her attractiveness. Reisen's skirt shows off her bare, well-toned legs, which Sakuya found especially cute. She wraps her arm around Reisen's frozen head and strokes her tall bunny ears. They felt especially soft and fluffy to her touch.

"And you, dear Reisen, I love you too!~ You are the cutest little hare in Gensokyo.~ I admire your resolve. You are not nearly as hated as you think..."

She kisses Reisen on the cheek as well, continuing to lovingly stroke her rabbit ears. Even though the rabbit is frozen in time, Sakuya can sense her boundless energy wherever they touch.

Suddenly, Sakuya pulls back and flies above both of them! She raises her hands by her face, each grip full of sharp knives.

"But I still won't let either of you two win! My powers are unstoppable!"

Sakuya flies down in between Youmu and Reisen. Facing the swordsghost, she throws all the knives at her! As soon as they leave her grip, they immediately freeze on the spot, hanging in midair right in front of Youmu. Sakuya grabs two more handfuls of knives and tosses them at Reisen, creating an identical trap facing her down as well. Satisfied with her work, Sakuya hovers back up and crosses her arms with a cruel, gloating smile. She takes her pocket watch again and closes the cover.

As soon as time resumes, Youmu and Reisen are introduced to a flurry of knives mere inches from their faces, flying straight towards them! It's too late for them to evade. All they can do is look on in terror. Double terror in Reisen's case, as she was already shocked by Youmu's blitzing charge. The two let out a startled yelp in unison!

"YAAAHHH!!!"

SLICE!

The knives sail past them both, ripping at the fibers of their clothes! Youmu, being decently shredded in the clothing department already, simply gained some new cuts for her trouble. Reisen, however, has her dress shirt and skirt smattered with brand new rips, exposing peeks of her shoulders, chest, and thighs.

Taken by complete suprise, the two of them float down to the ground onto their knees, panting heavily. Youmu impales her blades into the dirt, determined to never lose her grip. Reisen's heart skips a beat as she remembers her photo. The pocket! She feels her chest pocket and confirms that it is fully intact, breathing a sigh of nervous relief. Sakuya floats down right above them, holding even more knives.

"MUAHAHAHAHA! Neither of you can withstand the power of my spells! No amount of power or trickery can ever overcome my ultimate ability, "The World"!"

Youmu glares up at the maid. Her grip around the hilts of her swords tighten.

"I shall never lose! With my twin swords, Roukanken and Hakurouken, I will..."

Reisen can't stand a single second of this pointless nonsense. She wants to put an end to this drivel immediately. It's what Seiran and Ringo would want! She suddenly shouts out, interrupting Youmu!

"S-shut up, human! I'll show you just how arrogant you both are! You two will become helpless under my lunacy-inducing waves!"

Suddenly, Lily White appears! She jumps out from beneath the flowers nearby, ambushing the three mid-fight. She has an announcement to make...

"SPRING IS HERE!!!"

Lily raises her hands up, her face jubilant. Insane volumes of danmaku bullets spew forth from her palms, flying around absolutely everywhere. The air itself becomes filled with danmaku! More fairies jump out from under the meadow, playing with eachother and shooting bullets from their hands at the combatants. The three of them each spring up into the air again, weaving past chaotic clouds of danmaku.

Sakuya and Youmu dash close to eachother, each wielding their blades! They both swing at eachother at once, and their weapons lock together in between them. They push the intersection of sharpened metal back and forth towards eachother, grunting and groaning as they fight against eachother's raw strength. Suddenly, a gang of fairies fly close, surrounding them!

"Hey! That looks fun! Let's get 'em!" says their leader, a large fairy holding a sunflower.

The fairies each start shooting bullets at the two women fighting in the center! Hearing the whiz of approaching danmaku, Youmu and Sakuya turn around in unison, now back-to-back and brandishing their weapons against the fairies. Youmu unleashes a heavy vertical slash from Roukanken, creating a large energy blade that catches all the fairies in front of her. The single blow exterminates them all at once, poofing them away into sparkly fairy dust. Sakuya throws knives one by one at every fairy in view with perfect precision. Each one sinks into it's target's chest, exterminating the fairy into dust in the blink of an eye.

Sakuya takes aim and makes an extra long-distance throw at the further-away Lily White, whose ceaseless danmaku was harassing them even from this distance. The fairy catches it in her shoulder without even flinching! It's debated heavily by Gensokyo's biggest fairy enthusiasts (Patchouli Knowledge and Yuuka Kazami) whether or not fairies can feel pain (not just for sexual reasons, okay? Yuuka probably yeah but Patchouli is literally neurodivergent and 100 years old so she's just curious). Lily certainly doesn't seem to mind! Noticing the blade in her shoulder, she only seems to laugh harder. She spins around, shooting danmaku everywhere as if she was fit as spring itself!"

"Ahahahaha! Spring is here, everyone!"

Reisen blasts two fairies by her sides away with her pistols at once. She flies straight toward Lily and jumps into the air! The rabbit does a somersault above the fairy. Just as she passes above her, she presses her pistol right against Lily's head.

"Spring is he-"

Reisen pulls the trigger and nails Lily in the head at point blank range with danmaku. Instantly, the white-robed fairy is exterminated back into fairy dust. The lingering bullets from her danmaku attack quickly dissipate. Reisen lands from her somersault further ahead and shoots a large bullet from her pistol at a bunch of fairies. It explodes in a blast of red energy, exterminating the last of the pesky fairies.

Reisen looks over at Sakuya and Youmu, fighting in the distance. The maid and gardener had returned to rapidly parrying eachother's blades. Reisen glares at them, still angry, ready to declare a spell card.

"Don't think you're off the hook now, you two! I'll make you pay for wrecking this beautiful meadow with your very minds!"

Shortsight "X-Wave"

An explosion of bright violet light bursts from Reisen's eyes! Sakuya and Youmu look over just in time to suffer the brunt of the flash, becoming momentarily blinded! They recoil from the blast with a grunt, halting their battle as they move backwards in the air. When their visions clear, they can see not one but three Reisens! This time, Reisen and her copies don't hesitate before starting to fire upon the duo. Psychic red blasts of danmaku shoot out from their pistols, catching the two of them off guard. Both Sakuya and Youmu are pelted with danmaku bullets!

"G-gah!"

"Urngh!"

Sakuya's uniform and Youmu's dress are both pockmarked by bullet holes, revealing stung red skin beneath. After suffering Reisen's onslaught long enough, they both manage to come to their senses and jet off evasively, each one flying off in a separate direction. Reisen and her copies don't let up, continually barraging the two with more bullets. Danmaku sprays stitch across the wakes of the maid and gardener, slowly getting closer and closer to their mark. Barely outspeeding a bullet, Youmu holds up a spell card!

"Enough! My blade and I will find the truth!" she exclaims, declaring the card from her hand.

Soul Sign "Wheel of Pain of the Living and Dead"

Next to Youmu, the gardener's phantom half begins to change shape. It seems to increase in size, and grow arms, legs, and a head. Ectoplasm sculpts itself into clothes, fingers, hair, and an ethereal pair of swords. Myon has morphed into a transparent, phantasmic clone of Youmu herself! The two assume an identical, mirrored battle stance before pouncing down towards Reisen with blades drawn!

The Reisens direct all of their fire upon Youmu's halves as they both descend down upon them. They both weave and strafe away from bullet-shaped danmaku as they approach, blades held out. Youmu's human half reaches them first, slashing at one of the Reisens. However, her blade passes through the rabbit like through empty air. Youmu's mind has been tricked by Reisen's powers, and she has been led to attack an illusion instead!

Meanwhile, Youmu's phantom half descends upon the center Reisen, ghostly blade pointed straight at the rabbit. Being a paranormal entity, Myon is unaffected by Reisen's illusions. Her half detects it's surroundings by sensing spiritual energy, a plane entirely separate from the physical one of matter that waves pass through. As a result, Myon knows that this Reisen is the true one, and prepares her phantasmic copy of Roukanken to strike! Seeing the ghost fly straight at her with such determination startles Reisen, making her cry out in suprise. She grips at her chest, covering her pocket desperately to protect it's precious contents.

"N-no!!!"

Seeing Reisen clutch at her pocket, Myon knows immediately what she is doing. The phantom half can sense the living moon rabbit's emotional attachment to whatever lies within her pocket. And no matter what, both sides of Youmu were a respectable warrior. Her determined gaze unchanging, Myon adjusts the angle of her strike. When she reaches and slashes at Reisen, the strike cuts away from her upper chest, avoiding the pocket and striking her stomach instead. Reisen's shirt tears along her tummy and a shallow cut appears there in the path of Myon's copy blade. The rabbit keels over onto the ground, and her illusory copies follow.

"D-damn..." Reisen mutters.

With the rabbit no longer shooting, the last of the danmaku sails past Sakuya. As she strafes out of the way of the final bullet, she finally has a clear shot at Reisen. With an evil chuckle, she seizes her shot and pulls out her favorite spell card, holding her pocket watch in hand. Reisen looks back up at the maid with a crafty smile, noticing her cast the spell. As she declares the card, Sakuya doesn't notice the violet shine in her own eyes...

Illusion World "The World"

Sakuya activates her pocket watch, and time freezes once more. Youmu and Reisen freeze still, blade and gun pointed at eachother in multiples. Within frozen time, Reisen's illusions fade, as Sakuya is stalking between moments where the rabbit can manipulate the light waves. Knowing she has all the time in the world, the maid takes a second to taunt her captive audience.

"Kuhuhuhu! This is the power of my unbeatable spell, "The World"! I will finish you both off this time with my knives. Prepare to meet your end, you two!"

Sakuya flies in a circle around Youmu and Reisen, throwing handfuls of knives as she does. Soon, her entire stock of silver daggers is expended. The half-phantom and the moon rabbit are surrounded by a ring of death, composed of hundreds of silver knives. She takes up her prior position once again and pulls her pocket watch back up.

"Youmu, Reisen, feel the sting of my unbeatable attack!"

Sakuya closes the lid of her stopwatch. The flow of time resumes.

"Don't think you're off the hook now, you two! I'll make you pay for wrecking this beautiful meadow with your very minds!"

Shortsight "X-Wave"

An explosion of bright violet light bursts from Reisen's eyes! Sakuya and Youmu look over just in time to suffer the brunt of the flash, becoming momentarily blinded! They recoil from the blast with a grunt, halting their battle as they move backwards in the air. When their visions clear, they can see not one but three Reisens!

... Wait a second! Sakuya is confused. What happened to her spell card? Why aren't Reisen and Youmu stripped naked by her knives? Didn't this already happen a few minutes ago?

"W-what? How? "The World" is an unbeatable spell! Rabbit, what have you done to my powers?" Sakuya exclaims in confusion.

Reisen looks over at the maid with a grin.

"So, it seems my spell has worked. You've truly lost your sanity, Sakuya!"

The maid looks over at her, even more confused. Even Youmu lowers her swords, unsure of what is going on. Sakuya angrily interrogates the bunny for an explanation.

"What do you mean? What did you do to "The World"? Answer me, rabbit!"

Reisen's smug bunny grin grows even larger. She nearly resembles Tewi at this point!

"You don't even understand what I did! My trick must've worked. In the future, that is. Even now, my waves have made both of you go insane, unable to tell what's real or not. Using ultraviolet light to shrink your brainwaves, I made your powers happen in reverse! I tricked you into *reversing* time!"

Sakuya is aghast at hearing this information. Ultraviolet light rays? She didn't even know what those were! She didn't even know what oxygen was! Blame it on a lack of classical education under Remilia...

"I-impossible! There's no way you could have truly thwarted the most powerful spell card, rabbit!"

Sakuya reaches into her pocket to produce the now unused spell card. The three Reisens calls out to her gloatingly.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you, human! Your mind is still under attack from my ultraviolet waves. If you activate "The World" again, you'll do nothing but rewind time back to this very moment!"

Sakuya redirects her hand and produces a knife from her uniform instead.

"D-damn you! I'll just beat you without my spell, then!"

Reisen produces another spell card of her own in one hand and a vial of strange green medicine in the other.

"If my trick worked, that must mean you two nearly got me in the other timeline! This elixir Master Eirin made should make sure that doesn't happen again!"

The spell card looks like a medicine perscription. It projects holographic displays of a molecular structure into the air like a high-tech computer before disintegrating in a flash of light. The elixir in Reisen's hand starts to bubble and smoke with a chemical reaction!

Life Elixir "Peerless Patriot's Elixir"

Reisen uncaps the vial with her thumb and brings it to her lips, flipping it over and chugging down it's contents without hesitation. The elixir tastes... sweet, luckily enough. It took many clinical trials on Reisen for Eirin to make a dose of her Life Elixir taste good enough to swallow without vomiting. Reisen feels her muscles perk up with strength and her pain disappear. Fatigue from extended battle fades from her senses almost instantly. Reisen feels even better than she had been before. Brimming with confidence, she sets her eyes upon Youmu and Sakuya!

"Thanks, doc! Now, it's time to put an end to this!"

Reisen jets toward Youmu, still flanked by her illusory copies! She gets in close, before the dazed gardener can even react, winds her hand back, and pistol whips Youmu across the face! The sheer impact sends Youmu crashing to the ground!

"H-how can this be? I've never felt such power before!!!" Youmu shouts before she lands in a dilapidated flower patch marred by danmaku and magic blasts.

Reisen feels a weak poke against her back. She turns around to see that Sakuya had kicked her with all her might, and she had barely felt it! She grabs the maid's foot with a firm grip and heaves her away forcefully. Sakuya backflips through the air helplessly before finally catching herself upright. She looks down at her foot and grimaces in pain. Her ankle hurts like hell. Reisen must've almost dislocated it!

"So it's come to this, rabbit." Sakuya says coldly. "You've managed to overcome both my knives and my mastery of time."

"That's right, human!" Reisen fires back angrily. "I beat you both at your little game!"

"Oh, have you?" Sakuya answers tauntingly. "I still have another way to kill you two."

"Y-you don't mean..." Youmu stutters.

"Yes, Youmu! My fearsome attack of last resort!" Sakuya exclaims. "A danmaku sorcery, crude as it may be, that is perhaps even more fearsome than knives and stopped time. Even the shrine maiden and the magician fear this attack. Will you two survive?"

Sakuya pulls out a spell card and declares it above her head. The card dissipates into a shower of magic blue sparkles. Sakuya herself begins to glow blue. The magician points her palms out at Youmu and Reisen.

Conjuring "Eternal Meek"

From Sakuya's body comes forth an aimless slurry of lightning fast bright blue danmaku orbs flying in every single direction! Youmu looks up at the onslaught and attempts to dive out of the way! Instead, five or ten bullets strike her at once, pushing her down to the ground on her stomach! Danmaku curtain fires down upon her immobile body, pelting her with painful magic strikes. Youmu shouts out in pain at Sakuya's dreaded attack!

"Noooooooooo!!!"

Reisen gazes in fear at the terrifying cloud of bullets. There is no rhyme or reason to Sakuya's attack, so there is no consistent pattern to even make sense of and dodge. This could very well be the strongest danmaku pattern possible within the spell card rules. Reisen attempts to strafe out of the way of a bullet, only to float headfirst into two more. That's okay, she thinks, as Master Eirin's potion is still strengthening her body. By the time she is done thinking this, five more orbs have struck her. This is enough to shoot her out of the sky. The rabbit falls through the air, hitting more and more bullets on the way which prevent her recovery. As she falls, her illusionary copies fade away. Reisen falls into the meadow with the shuffle of displaced greenery. Seeing her foes beaten, Sakuya ends her attack with an evil smirk.

Knocked on the ground, Reisen pants shakingly. Her ears wilt on top of her head. Her entire body screams out with pain, and her clothes are ruined with holes and cuts. Reisen closes her eyes. So this was how she would go out? She reaches up to feel her pocket. Seiran and Ringo are luckily still safe. As she awaits a knife through her throat, Reisen doesn't know how to feel...

Youmu's been thoroughly defeated as well. Her clothes are in even worse tatters, to the point where her entire top essentially doesn't exist. Her breasts are on display for the world to see. She blushes as she remembers the sight of Sakuya overpowering her with that spell. Ooh, did she like her performance too? Neither of them expected Reisen to join in, so Youmu hopes she understands everything. She crawls over to meet with the bunny, getting incredibly into the mood.

Reisen's sharp instincts force her eyes awake as she hears the rustling of plants. She looks to her side to see the battered Youmu crawling up to her. Weakly, she raises her pistol at her foe.

"Y-You... What the... hell do you want..." she sputters out.

Seeing the gun, Youmu's expression turns innocent, pleading. Her movements convey that she's in a lot of pain. However, what she tells Reisen is more of a pretend game than the truth.

"Reisen, I... before we die here, before Sakuya gets us... Let us love eachother one more time..."

It is now that the full gravity of the situation hits Reisen. She really was going to die here. That crazy knife-wielding maid would get her corpses. Her red eyes water with tears, and Reisen echoes the word.

"Die..."

Seeing Reisen cry breaks Youmu's heart! She doesn't know how to react, as she is a socially awkward human-ghost hybrid who is as far from any society as one could be. She does the very first thing that comes to her mind, which is to wrap her arm around Reisen's. The rabbit doesn't shun her advance.

"No, don't cry, Reisen. Please..."

Reisen looks deep into Youmu's eyes, which are a rich blue in contrast to hers. The rabbit can sense death approaching. She quickly closes her eyes, pretends Youmu has red yellow hair and bunny ears, and kisses her.

"Mmh!~" she moans.

The other rabbit's lips feel soft and warm. To Reisen, this was in contrast to the rest of her surroundings, which are cold and hard earth, uncaring for her. She felt so selfish in those last moments, self-indulgently kissing another girl while holding a pity party for herself. She was just scum that deserved to die, huh? Fuck it. She would savor those warm lips because she wanted to feel good. The two continue to kiss for seconds more. Seconds turn into tens of seconds, which turn into half a minute. Reisen opens her eyes to see blue eyes, white hair, and no bunny ears meeting her. She thinks, why does she have to stay in the past? Loving Youmu is fine. She will choose to kiss Youmu instead. Youmu looks back at her happily, as if she acknowledged that an important decision had been made. They continue to kiss.

Another half minute of kissing passes. Youmu and Reisen's fingers intertwine together. All this time, the bunnygirl has been shuddering in fear. However, the distinct lack of dying suddenly dawns on Reisen. When was the, uh, murder going to happen? She breaks the kiss and looks at Youmu, confusion bubbling beneath the pain in her face. Youmu looks back at her solemnly.

"W-where is she-"

"Right behind you."

Reisen feels something suddenly press against her side. She whips her head around to see Sakuya suddenly laying in the flowers beside her. Reisen gulps nervously, waiting for Sakuya to pull out one of her knives. This was it, she thinks!

The rabbit is completely taken by suprise as Sakuya kisses her on the lips!

"Mmh!?~" she moans in suprise.

Sakuya kisses Reisen long enough to feel the rabbit's fluttering heart calm down. She moves her head back and wipes away Reisen's tears from the rabbit's hot red cheeks with her thumb.

"Don't cry, rabbit. It will be okay. I'm not going to hurt you." she coos reassuringly.

"Y-you won't? I thought you were going to kill us! Don't you hate me and Youmu?" Reisen whimpers.

"Oh, my. We didn't tell you. This whole fight was a friendly duel between us.  We never wanted to kill anyone. I'm sorry that I didn't make that clear."

"But... I wanted to hurt you two. I thought you both hated me..."

"Reisen, I forgive you for lashing out. I'm positive I can speak for Youmu as well. We were inconsiderate to wreck these beautiful flowers, I now understand. Nobody here hates you! Reisen, you are more loved than you think."

Reisen's eyes sparkle with amazement. Her chest feels warm and tingly. She's suddenly very stimulated by the two women she had been sandwiched between.

"I am?"

Youmu's head rises up and moves close to the other two. Reisen looks back at the gardener as she prepares her answer.

"You are! I love you too, Reisen! So does everyone in Gensokyo!"

Sakuya nods.

"That's correct. Your medicine saves people's lives. Your master is probably grateful for your work."

Reisen smiles. It all makes sense to her. Why was she so gloomy here? Nearly everyone on Earth was nothing but polite to her. She decides to leave the Moon behind her and accept that she lived on the Earth, in Gensokyo, where her companions cared for her. The rabbit exclaims her newfound epiphany with a smile brimming with joy!

"You two are right! I am loved! I'm a person with my own thoughts and emotions, and I feel loved! Thank you!"

The rabbit wraps her arms around the maid and gardener's heads and gently pulls them close. Reisen nuzzles Sakuya and Youmu's heads by the cheeks against her own. The duo are somewhat confused as to Reisen's emotional struggles, but enjoy the affection anyway. They entwine their fingers together atop Reisen's chest.

"Shall we?" Sakuya whispers.

"Mhm!" the others hum, nodding with consent.

Youmu pulls Reisen's head into a close, heavy kiss. Her tongue prods at the bunny's lips, requesting entrance. They open to admit the gardener's wandering tongue, her own sliding past into Youmu's mouth. Sakuya plants an arrangement of kisses alongside the back of Reisen's ears, as if studding them with jewels. The rabbit's ears feel furry and warm beneath the soft kiss of her lips.

Youmu and Sakuya's hands reach over and start to undo the buttons on Reisen's tattered dress shirt together. They could simply tear it off her through the cuts, but this felt more appropriate. Tension grew quickly as they pulled each button loose with loving, shaky hands. With her entire front undone, each girl grabbed a side and they both pulled them apart, exposing her nude skin and torn undergarments.

Reisen's bra was already cleaved down the middle by a random swipe from Roukanken. All the women do is each grab a side and lift it away, and Reisen's bare, shapely breasts are exposed. Sakuya and Youmu break away from their kisses and descend fervously upon the rabbit's fat tits. Their impure, avaricious mouths explore Reisen's boobs and earn them both a moan from the medicine-peddling moon rabbit!

"A-ahn!~ Youmu and S-Sakuya are l-licking my titties!~" Reisen gasps, aroused.

Sakuya pleasures the rabbit's erect nipples with her lips in a dignified manner. She kisses and sucks at the bunny's sensitive flesh as if she were providing them a service of pleasure. In contrast, Youmu's tongue pokes and prods Reisen's nipple wildly. She swirls it around inside her own wet mouth, lustfully licking anything she can get her tongue on.

Suddenly, Youmu feels a tug on the black ascot tied at her neck. The maid Sakuya pulls her face from Reisen's breast and averts her gaze toward her own. The two draw their heads close, noses touching, and gaze into eachother's eyes with barely held back longing.

"My oh my, Youmu. You seem awfully hyped up today. Just look at the way you lap at Reisen's breast so feverishly.~" Sakuya teases.

"You must want some of it too, right? Come here!~" Youmu exclaims seductively.

Their lips pounce forward and meet in the middle, kissing right above Reisen's stomach! Youmu's tongue stabs right into Sakuya's mouth, eliciting a lewd giggle from her. The gardener desperately licks her tongue all around the insides of the maid's mouth, lapping at Sakuya's inner cheeks, teeth, and tongue at inordinately lewd speeds. The maid does her best to parry Youmu's shaky, errant tongue, while staying reserved to it's own chamber. The two kneel up together above Reisen. Youmu grabs at Sakuya's chest, rubbing and groping her tits through what fabric survived. Sakuya, taken by complete suprise, places her hands against Youmu's ass and rubs her cheeks through her clothes, kneading at her toned, fit butt with a cherry blossom colored blush on her cheeks.

Reisen, not wanting to be left out, rises to her hands and knees. She swiftly pulls her skirt up, unveiling her rear. Her deft hands pull at her panties and drop them to the ground. She crawls beside the duo of intermingled earthlings and shows off her fat rabbit ass to them. Her white bunny tail sits atop it like a bow on a wrapped gift. She reaches back and spreads her cheeks apart with her hands, presenting her wet, tight cunt and puckered pink asshole.

"Hey, you two!~ Take a look at my fat, fuckable bunny ass!~" Reisen moans out seductively.

Said fat, fuckable rabbit ass immediately catches the attention of her two partners. Youmu's tongue freezes in place within Sakuya's mouth, and the duo look over at Reisen's offering in amazement!

"Such a wonderful ass...~" Sakuya moans.

"We must have it!~" gasps Youmu.

The two break their kiss and wade above the flattened flowers over to Reisen. Both their mouths, heads cheek-to-cheek, descend towards her butt. Youmu and Sakuya both plunge their tongues into Reisen's asshole at the same time!

"Hnnng!~ Oh, FUCK!~" Reisen exclaims, her ears sticking straight up. "KEEP GOING AND TONGUE-FUCK MY ASSHOLE TOGETHER!~"

The maid and gardener each polish different sides of Reisen's tight rim. Youmu claims the left, while Sakuya gets the right. As they lick back and forth inside Reisen's ass, their own tongues rub up against eachother constantly. Their lips smush against both Reisen's rim and eachother's, turning this lovely rimjob into some sort of shared anal french kiss. Not yet satisfied with the taste of the bunny's hole, Sakuya and Youmu simultaneously plunge deeper inside her and stimulate her insides!

"Y-yesh!~ AH, FUCK YES!~" Reisen gasps out passionately.

The girls' tongues both penetrate deep into the bunny's tight behind. Each move squirms the tongues together against both eachother and Reisen's tight, sensitive walls. The rabbit can feel every single errant twitch of the tongues inside her. It poured her body full of pleasure like hydroxide within a graduated cylinder! Reisen felt like the two tongues within her rear were two dicks fucking her like staggered pistons. The two girls eating at her ass couldn't get enough of it either. The maid and the gardener had become addicted to fucking her hole with their tongues!

"Mmmh!~"

"Phuck~"

All of a sudden, Youmu pulls away from the assemblage of rimming. Facing upwards, she lies beneath Reisen's legs, right beneath her woefully neglected pussy! The gardener suddenly grabs at those thick rabbit thighs. Feeling the commotion, Reisen looks back to see just Sakuya eating her ass.

"Huh?" she says in confusion.

Youmu pulls Reisen's ass down onto her head. It lands on her face with a loud "plomp"! The rabbit's cunt has been shoved right into Youmu's mouth. Without hesitation, she immediately thrusts her tongue deep into Reisen's dripping wet pussy!

"Oh FUCK!!!~" the rabbit exclaims in ecstacy!

Youmu slashes her sword at the inner walls of Reisen's cunt with the same samurai vigor she possessed earlier. Her phantom half snakes it's wispy tail between the folds of their bodies and just... *FLICKS* the lunar bunny's cherry around without mercy. Reisen's body is seized by intense pleasure. Her rear presses down on Youmu's head from above, and her thighs convulse and squeeze at her cheeks. She's absolutely paralyzed by pleasure, her tail shaking from the intense stimulation.

Not wanting to be left out, Sakuya lays herself atop Youmu's body. She scoots down and pulls the girl's skirt up, yanking her black panties off and tossing them into the meadow. She does the same to herself, raising her own uniform skirt and discarding her cute striped blue panties. Then, she sits her torso above Youmu's and thrusts their cunts together! Their bulbous clits meet together in an explosion of pleasure. Sakuya keeps thrusting, mashing their clits together to overwhelm her and Youmu with mind-numbing lust! She then bends over and resumes rimming Reisen's ass, plugging her tongue deep inside to reach where she left off and swirling it around the rabbit's insides.

"MMPHM!~" Youmu moans beneath Reisen's leaking hot flesh, suddenly subject to intense, extreme stimulation.

This breathtakingly pleasurable, almost physically impossible sex act sends Sakuya and Youmu both into a sensual, aroused overdrive! The gardener stabs right into Reisen's g-spot with her tongue and assaults it with a barrage of swipes and slashes! Sakuya, laying above her, explores the bunny's rim with unrestrained force, stabbing her tongue deeper down than ever and thrusting it in and out, circling her walls with enough pressure to stretch out her hole. The battle royale of stimulation quickly drives the trio to climax in unison.

"LLEHMPH!~"

I'M CUMMING!~"

"MMMHMMM!~"

Orgasm floods the brain of the lunatic rabbit as the others continue to pleasure her. Her senses are seized with intense pleasure as her muscles tighten up. The human maid also succumbs to the brunt of climax, causing her to keep her tongue as deep inside that tight ass as she could for as long as possible. She mashes her clit against Youmu's forcefully and rapidly, over and over as the lust of cumming occupies her mind. Youmu is left completely buried beneath a hot, twitching pile of climax, both her partners' and her own. She grabs down tight on Reisen's fleshy thighs and tonguefucks the bunny's cunt with no regard for how hard she was going.

The trio were locked in this orgasmic high for quite some time, just as their bodies were physically locked together, limb tangled around limb, holes filled, among the flowers. After long enough, the high of climax leaves their minds, and each of them grow fatigued. Gradually, they all come to their senses, tired as they may be from both fighting and fucking.

Reisen falls flat onto the ground from her hands and knees, her ass lurching forward and freeing her partners' tongues. She lays down facing the ground, closing her eyes and panting heavily. Sakuya weakly rolls off of Youmu and lays on her back, clutching her heart as she catches her breath. She can feel her heart beating and her lungs heaving deep breaths of fresh air. Youmu is left practically buried beneath bent, flattened flowers. Fitting for a gardener, but an embarassing sight to see. She timidly sits up and looks back and forth at the other two.

"Whoa... that felt... intense..." she gasps.

Reisen spins around onto her back and opens her eyes.

"Let's do it again... Round... two..." she pants weakly.

Sakuya interjects them, pointing at the sky.

"We shall have to wait until later. It's getting quite late out." she explains.

Sakuya was right. The sky was orange with the glow of the rising sun. Already, the meadow was dim from the end of daylight and draped with long shadows all around, stretching off each individual flower. The three rose to their feet and looked around. They had indeed left their mark on the meadow from the fight. Large patches of flowers all around them were flattened, chopped, decimated, or even burnt by all the danmaku. However, the natural paradise was impossibly vast. Stretches of untouched rolling hills continued far into the distance. The treeline seemed to be miles away on the horizon. Others would luckily be able to enjoy the rest of the meadow for as long as this wondrous and harmless incident lasted.

Youmu's stomach grumbles, breaking the silence.

"Oh, we nearly forgot! Sakuya, we should head to the Scarlet Devil Mansion for dinner now. Good thing you kept the wine and tomatoes safe!"

Sakuya looks back at the gardener with loving adoration.

"Yes, indeed. I know exactly what to cook for us tonight, Youmu."

Reisen clutches at her stomach. She starts to feel the pangs of hunger. Hearing of food and reading their hungry mind waves definitely didn't help.

"Excuse me, you two, but could I come as well? I don't mean to be a pest, but I'm starting to really enjoy myself today. A fancy dinner at that mansion sounds fun..."

Sakuya turns her head to Reisen and nods happily.

"Of course you may, Reisen. You are welcome to join us at the mansion for dinner. Now, everyone, let's head over to the Scarlet Devil Mansion, right away!"

BGM: Wanderings

That evening, the dining room of the Scarlet Devil Mansion was brought to life with the smell of delicious hot food, the clanging of silverware against dishes, and calm but passionate chatter. Using Youmu's tomatoes, Sakuya had baked a lasagna large enough for the three of them. She had made sure to use beef in the dish. The maid's gift to Youmu, the expensive crimson wine, had been poured into tall wine glasses standing at attention by each woman's place at the table.

"Mmm, Shakuya, thish ish sho good!" Youmu mumbles, letting her warrior instincts escape her polite exterior as she chows down on the contents of her plate happily.

"Yes, I agree." Reisen confirms, before putting another bite of lasagna in her mouth. The dish tasted rich with sweet tomato, and the pasta held the sauce and meat in perfect shape even when cut with fork and knife.

"Thank you, both of you. Your praise means a lot to me." Sakuya replies, before sipping from her glass. The wine had a perfect texture, a dry sweetness that refreshed one's mouth. Neither of them could even drink more than a sip at a time. Remilia's liquor was indeed every bit as valuable as their duel had indicated.

The trio's clothes were already mended back together. Sakuya had done the usual and sewn them back into mint condition within stopped time. In addition, all of their wounds had been healed. None of them felt even a lick of pain. This was due to Reisen's medicine, which she had luckily brought with her earlier that day. Each of them had taken a pill, and in an instant all of their wounds had mended themselves. Youmu and Sakuya were quite grateful, but Reisen insisted she needed no repayment.

"You know," Reisen says, "this is a delightful dinner. I can't thank you two enough for having me. But, the more I eat and drink, the more I feel guilty..."

"Aw, Reisen, don't sweat it." Youmu says. "What makes you feel so guilty?"

"Well, the wine and the tomatoes were both gifts you two got eachother, right? I suppose I gave you two medicine, but that doesn't really count as a gift." Reisen explains. "It was just something I had brought along just in case. I didn't bring anything specifically to give you."

"Oh, don't sweat it, rabbit. It's not a problem. You don't need a gift to give to us. We understand your love just fine!" Sakuya answers, putting down her wine glass. "Maybe you could find something to give us later, if you feel you must make up for it?"

Find something? Reisen wipes her fingers on her napkin and reaches up to her shirt pocket. She feels her heart beating against the folded-up photograph. Suddenly, her rabbit ears perk up. Reisen has an idea.

"I know what gift I could give you two." Reisen says.

"What is it?" Youmu asks, intrigued.

"I could tell you two stories about my time in the Lunar Defense Corps, if you are interested. Would that work?"

"Absolutely. That sounds wonderful, Reisen." Sakuya answers, pleased. "What will your first story be?"

Reisen puts her fork down and begins to orate. Sakuya and Youmu listen on in fascination.

"You see, back in the corps, I knew these two rabbits in my squad. Their names were Seiran and Ringo..."

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EPISODE 5

BGM: Break the Sabbath

The entire magnificent Garden of the Sun was in full bloom today! Each and every one of the garden's sunflowers stood straight and tall, nearly twice the height of an adult man. Rows and rows of bright yellow petals soaked in the bright spring sun. The scene was reflected upon the crimson surface of the Lake of Blood, now refilled once again, like a stained glass window.

The master of the garden, Yuuka Kazami, the powerful nature youkai with huge tits and ass beneath her plaid dress, stood still in a clearing in the center of her garden! She closes her eyes, soaking up the serene floral atmosphere with parasol held high not unlike a flower herself. A dazed smile of calmness crosses her face.

"Ahh... What a beautiful, calm, positively evil morning!" Yuuka exclaims, opening her eyes. "Such a great way to start the day, don't you all agree? Especially this morning in particular..."

Yuuka turns around with a calm, innocent smile. Behind her, the staff of Mugenkan, plus the tall fearsome spirit Mima, stood around, looking back at her. Elly and Kurumi looked confused, not knowing why their boss had brought them here from their posts. Mima didn't know what this meeting was about, but she still loved seeing her beloved partner in crime Yuuka. She was currently making her happy face, which was a resting scowl that conveyed her superiority and willingness to Kill People. Hikariko, the short fairy in the yellow dress, frowned in embarassment. She couldn't look her boss Yuuka in the face and she shuddered in place, her various lacey bows shaking.

"Uh, why's that, boss?" Elly asks, drumming the hilt of her scythe in boredom.

"I'm glad you asked!" Yuuka says cheerfully. "I have something I would like to show all of you."

"Oh, really?" Kurumi pipes in, her vampire wings flitting gently. "Where is it then?"

Mima and Hikariko remain silent, each for their own separate reasons.

"I will get to that in a moment. Now, you all remember the submarine the kappa made us after we helped save Gensokyo from the invasion? The one we use now to get through the lake?" the youkai explains.

"Oh yeah, that pile of shit!" Elly says.

"I love that thing! I can't get enough of diving in a BARELY FUNCTIONAL SUBMARINE through a LAKE OF BLOOD, and looking out the windows to see TONS OF BLOOD." Kurumi says, completely cheerfully. "My favorite parts are when SOMETHING BIG OUTSIDE tries to BREAK INTO THE SUB and when we hear A MASSIVE HEARTBEAT that makes the sub SHAKE AND BEND AROUND. Good times!"

Yuuka nods in approval. "Me too! Well, out of gratitude and fear of me doing something very, very bad to them, the kappa have given me another gift! This time, it's a decoration for the garden!"

Yuuka steps to the side and gestures behind her. There, in the center of the clearing, something big and tall was covered by a large white cloth. The youkai turns to her fairy servant.

"Now, Hikariko, would you like to do the honors and unveil it for me?" she asks politely.

"M-me? Why do I gotta d-do it?" the fairy stammers nervously.

"Because," Yuuka answers with a smile, "I still haven't forgiven you after what you did."

The tiny fairy gulps out of fear and flies towards the mysterious object.

"O-okay Miss Yuuka! On it! D-don't hurt me!" she squeaks.

Hikariko grabs ahold of the cloth and yanks it towards her with all her might. It sails straight off of the mystery object, unveiling it to the world.

"Ta-da!" Yuuka exclaims, pointing towards it.

Standing in the center of Yuuka's garden, freed from beneath the cloth, was a magnificent marble statue of Yuuka herself! Like the outside world's greatest works of classical art, the sculpture depicted a nude Yuuka. Except much less tastefully, she sported a large, accurate-to-life erect cock between her legs. Impaled upon this shaft, even less tastefully, was Hikariko, also naked and held in place by Yuuka's arms around her hips.

The craftswomanship on display was impeccable. Yuuka's huge milf tits and slappable milf ass looked just like how the onlookers remembered them. They were sculpted mid-jiggle into solid marble, like the rock was alive. The youkai's cock was intricately detailed, with every fold and vein carved into her shaft and every wrinkle in her balls modeled. The statue's face perfectly mirrored Yuuka's trademark sadistic, aroused stare. Even Hikariko was detailed with loving care. Her nude body was reborn in white shining marble, capturing her every curve. The fairy statue's face was curled in a scream of pleasure. The sculpture even captured the way that the fairy's butthole would part to admit entrance to Yuuka's cock. The entire sculpture was the centerpiece fixed atop a giant stone fountain bowl.

The onlookers are awed by the statue! Kurumi and Elly gasp in amazement together, while Mima softly applauds. Seeing the statue up close, Hikariko nearly faints.

"Wow, boss! This thing is amazing!" Elly exclaims.

"Thank you, Elly!" Yuuka answers, flattered. "I'm still amazed at how beautiful it is myself. It's worth all the trouble I went through to get it. I even had to pose for the sculptor while she worked, you know! Both me and Hikariko."

The youkai turns to her fairy companion with a mischievous smile.

"Isn't that right, Hikariko?~"

The fairy shrieks out in embarassment.

"Gah! Y-yes it is, Miss Yuuka!!!"

Yuuka puts her hand to her mouth to stifle an innocent giggle.

"That's what I thought."

The youkai turns back around to face the crowd. She pulls out a small remote and shows it off.

"I did say that it was made by kappa. That means it has this cool remote to turn it on and off!" she explains.

"Turn it on and off?" Kurumi asks, confused.

"That's right! Let me show you!" Yuuka says excitedly.

The woman presses the button on the remote. Instantly, sprouts of water start spewing out of the sculpted Hikariko's orifices! Streams of water spill out from her vagina, mouth, and ass, even cascading down the surface of Yuuka's rocky shaft like a waterfall. The display is met with another round of applause. Hikariko covers her eyes and sinks to her knees, whimpering in embarassment.

Yuuka turns to look at Mima. Their gazes meet calmly.

"So Mima, what do you think? Quite a nice statue, huh?"

The spirit's eyes flicker with vengeful anger. Not at Yuuka or the statue. Mima's eyes were just like that. She did start to grin evilly, though.

"I love it, Yuuka. This statue is a horrifying sight that brings fear to the hearts of your victims. It shall serve as a fitting last sight for those who intrude upon your garden as you rip out their innards and feed them, still foolishly clinging onto life, to your sunflowers."

Suddenly realizing they are standing next to Mima, Kurumi, Elly and Hikariko yelp in fright! They flinch in terror and huddle together for safety, quaking in their shoes.

Yuuka cocks her head warmly with a loving smile upon hearing Mima's input.

"Oh my gosh! I knew you'd love it, Mima! Your compliments are worth the world to me, love!"

Mima nods in approval, before continuing.

"However, I think it should also be covered in blood. And also shoot out blood. It would look really cool."

Yuuka is amazed at Mima's suggestion. What a wonderful idea!

"Mima, that's... that's amazing! A fountain covered in blood would be splendid!"

"Any time, Yuuka. No need to thank me."

"I'll get started on that right away. Hikariko, come here and-"

Yuuka's shout is interrupted by a loud electronic beep. Mima reaches into her robe and pulls out a small, compact plastic phone, which vibrates in her hands and plays a simple digital tune. She presses the call button and holds it up to her ear.

"Yes, it's Mima. Speak."

A mumbled voice can be barely heard through the phone, speaking into Mima's ear. The spirit listens to it talk for a while, remaining dead silent. After a while, she hangs up the phone.

"Who was that, Mima?" Yuuka asks.

"My apologies, Yuuka. I shall have to cut this occasion short." Mima explains. "It's Konngara again. As it turns out, when you genocide an entire dimension, people like her tend to run out of things to do. So, you know how she works. She goes out of her way to find even more trouble to get involved in, and drags us into it."

"Ha, tell me about it!" Yuuka says with a scoff.

"Anyways, she says that she needs me and Rika to help her kill a gigantic demon in Hell." Mima then elaborates. "Then, we need to have a lesbian orgy atop its rotten corpse until the decaying fumes make it blow up in a maelstrom of diseased blood and gore. Apparently it's some ritual we need to do to stop the universe from ending. I would love to wreak havoc in Gensokyo with you all, but these days a powerful being of my stature is needed for greater things. I suppose it comes with the territory after we defeated the god of Makai and all."

"Ah, yes. I understand Mima." Yuuka says calmly. "Don't let me keep you, then. Come back and visit us here any time you want, dear!"

Mima seems to smile with genuine happiness. She knows she will take up Yuuka's offer again some day, the moment that she can find some spare time. She waves goodbye to Yuuka and her underlings evilly somehow.

"And with that, I bid you mortals farewell! Yuuka, terrorize that insolent shrine maiden for me, would you? Goodbye!"

Mima hits the hilt of her crescent staff against the ground. The spirit becomes enveloped in a burst of flame and disappears. The grass she floated above was charred black still. Yuuka turns back to face her sunflowers, her smile slightly less strong. The trio of servants slowly separate from their fearful group embrace, then heave a collective sigh of relief.

"So... what do we do now, boss?" Elly asks.

"You are all free to return to your posts. Mugenkan doesn't guard itself, you know!" Yuuka says, jokingly.

Suddenly, a loud cry splits the very air!

"SPRING IS HEEEEEERE!!!!"

The shout seems to come from deeper within the sunflower garden. All four of them turn their heads toward the sound, taken by suprise.

"An intruder!" Kurumi exclaims.

"Don't worry boss, we'll go get em!'" Hikariko adds.

Yuuka shakes her head at her guards, smiling mischievously.

"Oh, there's no need for any of you to subdue her. I think I'll go deal with her myself."

BGM: Mound of Shigan

The faint, familiar icy haze clinging to the ice fairy like a ghost did nothing to dispel the harrowing, oppressive atmosphere of the Garden of the Sun. Each hellishly tall sunflower loomed far, far above Cirno, looking at the sun in unison as if waiting for the right moment to all simultaneously turn around to stare right at her. The lake she flew over just next door churned with oozing, sloshing blood, as if it were all drained from one sadistic murderer's victims. But none of this could even compare to the fear of being caught at any time by the garden's unbelievably evil caretaker, the brutal, torturous youkai Yuuka Kazami!

Even the frosty Cirno could feel the chill in her step as the dread of turning a corner to face Yuuka oppressed her mind. But still the fairy pressed on down the path through the flowers, determined to rescue her friend. She was the strongest, right? And as the strongest, Cirno had the responsibility to protect, guide, and care for Gensokyo's weak. There was no shame in admitting that she was afraid of this garden and the youkai who lurked within. But a strong fairy doesn't back down, even in the face of fear itself! No matter how scary Yuuka was, Cirno knew she could do this!

Her mission was to rescue Lily White from this cursed place. The innocent fairy had gone missing earlier today, and hadn't turned up anywhere. The last Cirno had seen of her friend, she was heading in the direction of this garden. It was obvious to anyone, especially the intelligent ice fairy, that Yuuka had captured her in her garden! If Cirno didn't find Lily in time, that youkai milf would definitely fuck, kill, and eat her! She had to find Lily fast, before it was too late!

But not too fast, or else. Cirno tread lightly through the garden, being extra careful to neither make a noise or disturb the sunflowers. Either of those would bring Yuuka straight to her, assuredly causing a quick capture and a slow, somewhat erotic death. She sticks to the center of the grass path, taking great care to prevent her icy wings from grazing even a single stem. Cirno cautiously looks all around, searching for a bright white robe or fluttering fairy wings. She had been searching for a while with no luck. Lily White had to be around here somewhere!

"Someone! Help me! Spring is here, and I'm trapped in it! Heeeellllp!!!"

The familiar voice echoed from right around the corner! It just had to be Lily White, Cirno figures, and it sounded like she was in trouble! The fairy hurries down the corridor through the maze-like garden, the huge sunflowers flanking her on both sides. She quickly turns the corner, patting down grass underfoot! After she does, Cirno comes face-to-face with Lily White, suspended in the air by green, leafy vines that bound her hands and legs!

"Lily White! Don't worry, I, the strongest fairy in Gensokyo, am here to save you from that big meanie Yuuka!" Cirno announces bravely, crossing her arms and standing tall in a heroic pose.

"Cirno! You came to rescue me! Thank you, Cirno, I thought I was done for!" Lily says, relieved.

"You bet! I'll get you out of those vines in a jiffy." Cirno says. "Just leave it to me!"

Cirno steps up close to the bound Lily and hovers up to match her height. She touches the vines tied around the fairy's hands, feeling just how tight they are. Cirno grabs ahold of the vines the best she can, digging her fingers into the knot, and tries to pull them apart! No matter how hard she tries, though, the vines don't give.

"These vines are too tight even for me." Cirno mutters. "Don't worry, I have another plan that's sure to work!"

The snowy fairy holds out her palm, and a small knife blade freezes in her grasp out of ice! Cirno grins confidently, knowing that she is very smart for coming up with this!

"Ta-da! This'll cut you free in no time!" she brags.

"Wow, Cirno! You really are super smart!" Lily says, amazed.

"Yep, that's why I gotta save everyone from big evil people like Yuuka, and Reimu, and Marisa! Now hold still while I cut you free!" Cirno explains.

Carefully avoiding Lily's delicate fae fingers, Cirno raises her icy knife up to the vine and tries to cut it! But no matter how much she cuts it back and forth, not even as much as a knife mark appears on the tough plant vine! It seems to be somehow way too hard for her to break. Instead, the knife shatters into icy pieces in Cirno's hand!

"Oh no!" the ice fairy exclaims.

Cirno looks back at Lily's face to notice that... the fairy was staring back at her. With a deep red blush over her cheeks. She looked very nervous, and her eyes looked back at Cirno with a feeble being's adoration.

"Cirno?"

"L-Lily..."

Cirno realizes that her own arms are stretched upward beside Lily's own, her hands steadily holding the other fairy's. Their lips, both slightly ajar with suprise and desire, were just a few inches apart.

"Cirno..."

"Lily-"

The air between them was incredibly hot. Wordlessly, the two fairies know what to do. They both close their eyes, and slowly lean their heads towards eachother. Their wet, ready lips draw closer and closer, when...

"Well well well. What do we have here? Another fairy has come to play in my garden today?"

BGM: Gensokyo, Past and Present ~ Flower Land

Cirno and Lily's eyes shoot wide open as they hear the familiar, heart-stopping voice! Before Cirno can turn around, more vines shoot out from all around and tie around her arms and legs, binding her into the same situation as Lily White! The vines turn Cirno around, forcing both her and Lily to look down the grassy path. Yuuka stood before them, parasol over her shoulder with a cheery, yet subtly devious smile! Her eyes seemed to gleam with malice and strength through the shadowy veil cast on her face by her parasol. Yuuka takes a single, composed step forwards towards Lily and Cirno.

"MISS YUUKA!!!" The two shout out in sheer terror!

Their screams echo all throughout the sunflower garden. Yuuka raises her finger to her chin and giggles softly. She doesn't like it when they do that. Not one bit!

"No shouting allowed in my garden!~" Yuuka sings. "Now what should I do with you two troublemakers...~"

Cirno and Lily both stare at Yuuka, wide eyed. Suddenly they both erupt into a full-blown panic attack!

"I DON'T WANNA BE EATEN!!! WAAAAAHHH!!!" Lily screams, struggling her limbs against the vines in a desperate tantrum.

"OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK-" Cirno snarls repeatedly, followed by her hyperventilating intensely from the fear.

The outbursts bring a momentary frown of disappointment to Yuuka's face. These fairies really were dumb as rocks. The youkai resumes her placid smile and addresses them politely yet again.

"Oh, I wasn't going to kill you two! All I wanted was to tie you up with my vines and fuck you for a bit. Then you can go back home! You silly gooses!~" she sings cheerfully.

The terror and tears dissipate from the two fairies' faces in an instant, replaced with giddy innocent excitement.

"Oh, okay!" chimes Lily.

"We can totally do that!" Cirno says in agreement.

"Goood...~" Yuuka says in a sultry tone.

More vines erupt straight out of the ground. They lash and scrape at the fairies' bodies rough enough to tear away their clothes. Cirno and Lily White were now fully exposed, their pale nude bodies hung in midair by the vines like fine art pieces on display. Except Lily White kept her cap on her head of course, and Cirno her bow.

"Now, I must say, you two fairies look absolutely beautiful like this.~ It's like you're both a part of my garden.~" Yuuka coos seductively, stepping closer and closer to the fairies.

The two become too intimidated to even speak, but now it's because the really sexy woman (with huge boobs) is doing gay stuff to them (but it's also scary but in a sexy way) instead of them being legitimately scared of getting fucking murdered. They stare at Yuuka as the tall, thick youkai approaches them, an ill-intentioned smile on her face. She walks straight up to Lily White and brushes a strand of blonde hair away from the fairy's eyes. Then, she slowly runs her finger along the back edge of her cheek. Finally, the creature gets her face right up close to the fairy's own.

"I think you might be my favorite, you sweet, precious belle...~" she whispers.

Lily's pale, nude body turns entirely pink, flustered with excitement. Her thighs shudder, and her pussy instantly becomes soaked with her lust, warm juices already dripping down her legs. The girl lets out a soft moan, the best she can muster to beg Yuuka to take her. Her eyelids droop closed, and her mouth forms into a kiss. Yuuka lets the tension between them grow, her face mere centimeters from smooching Lily's. Just when the fairy thought she would get the youkai's love, Yuuka cruelly pulls away!

"As if! Need I remind you that you're being punished here?~" Yuuka coos.

Lily feebly starts to squirm around and whimper pathetically. More hot fluids streak down her thigh, showing just now needy the teased fairy had become.

"P-please, M-Miss Yuuka... Give it to me... Anything...~" the fairy moans uselessly.

Yuuka turns around again to face them both, smiling mischievously.

"Anything?~"

More vines sprout from the ground with the loud crumble of broken topsoil! Tentacle-like vines each jam themselves into the two fairies' cunts! They begin to fuck the captives, filling Cirno and Lily with rough, natural pleasure! Warm drops of lewd, sweet juices sprinkle everywhere from their holes as Yuuka's green tendrils fuck them.

"Ohhh!!!~ Sho ghood!~" sings Lily as the plants fill her up.

"They're attacking my pussy!~ Oh, yes!~" Cirno chimes in.

"Ahuhuhu, such slutty little nuisances you two are!~" Yuuka taunts seductively.

Cirno felt like she was losing her mind! The fairy could feel Yuuka's vines snaking around inside her pussy, hitting every single nerve her walls had. It felt uneasy and creepy as the tendril crawled through her insides, but unbelievably orgasmic as well! The fairy had never felt such intense pleasure before in her entire life. All she could do was shake and strain uncontrollably against the tight knots around her limbs, yelling and screaming with pleasure!

Lily White, equally assaulted by the lecherous vines, feels much the same way! The tendrils inside her curved and rolled up as they thrust into her, filling her insides with a ball of angry, throbbing plant! The tip of the tendril sneaks back out of her pussy, traces a line up the front of her naked body, and tenderly caresses her lips! The fairy could taste the insides of her very own womb, brought up to her mouth by the devious youkai's trap. Being restrained like this and used, toyed with so naughtily by the sinister gardener, it made her mind break from the arousal! She no longer needs to beg for Yuuka's perverted love. All she can do is moan a song of love to the flowers!

Yuuka watches the two fairies get ravaged by her plants with delight. Oh, how she loved to enact sexual torment upon the innocent spirits of Gensokyo! She loved the sound of pleasured cries even more than dying ones. As her blouse is sprinkled with wayward fae discharge, the youkai simply stands still. She couldn't feel the pleasure that her vines felt, but simply baring witness to the scene aroused her all the same. Wanting more, Yuuka decides that it's time to turn up the degeneracy.

"Enjoying my plants, you two?~ Why don't you have some fun together for Miss Yuuka?~" she sings.

Upon her silent command, the vines instantly creep back out of each fairy, leaving their pussies gaping wide and wanting. The ones holding them up turn them around to face eachother, then press them together, twisting around their feet and wrists and tying their limbs together! Cirno and Lily's nude, pudgy fairy bodies are now sandwiched right together, the vines pressing their heads close and their pussies even closer. With them both already feeling quite aroused, the fairies each knew exactly what to do next. The vines don't wait regardless; as if growing impatient even with their willing approach, they mash Cirno and Lily's heads together, giving them no choice but to make out.

"Mmmphh!~"

"S-Shirno!!!~ Ahn!~"

Their bound bodies have only one avenue of movement. Cirno and Lily rub and grind their pussies together, their minds united in their train of thought! The pleasure each of them felt was maddening! Their hot, sweaty bodies convulse with every twitch between their legs. Their mouths remain practically glued together, drool that escaped being desperately lapped up escaping from their lips with each constant moan. Lily's warm springtime body and Cirno's cool icy one stick together at every point of contact, the opposing temperatures making their nerves go all the more haywire. Yuuka's frenzied plants themselves shook and shuddered with each orgasmic jolt of the two fairies' bodies.

"Ahahahaha!~" Yuuka cackles perversely. "Such a serene sight for my garden!~ I'll be getting *more* visitors here if I keep this up!~ Time for you two to help me water the garden!~"

The vines shift their positions once again. This time, they are both held suspended horizontally in midair. Opening up both of their legs, Yuuka's plants forcefully scissor Cirno and Lily together! Rubbing their cunts together faster than they could without the vigorous magical vines helping them, the two gay fairies reach unheard of levels of pleasure! Their hot and cold pussies twitch and shake so violently even Yuuka knows what's about to happen. The sadistic youkai closes her parasol, ready for the rainstorm. Right on time, the two fairies' orgasms converge into a wet, messy spring shower!

"Ah ah ah ah OH YES!!!~ I'M CUMMING!~" Cirno passionately screams out.

"OH, FUCK YESSSS!~ CIRNO, OUR PUSSIES ARE S-SQUIRTING TOGETHER!!!~"

The resulting discharge of lewd fairy juices sprays around everywhere! Droplets coat the entire front of Yuuka, from her face, down her plaid red dress, to her shoes. All the surrounding sunflowers become slick and shiny with musky fairy cunt fluids. Every exposed inch of both Cirno and Lily's fairy bodies get absolutely drenched in the discharge. The duo keep crazily mashing their wet holes together, even as they spew fluids into eachother, riding out the orgasm for as long as possible.

"Oh, YES!~ Cum with everything you have!~ Water my garden with a downpour of love!~" Yuuka cheers, amazed at the waterworks.

As the minutes go by, Cirno and Lily's erratic spasms grow more and more sluggish. Their squirting gradually goes from a great shower to a slow trickle. At this point, their limbs go limp with exhaustion against the living bondage and their pink, lewd wells go dry. Even the vines give up scissoring them together.

"The great Cirno... is so... tired..."

"I need to... take a break..."

Knowing that no more pleasure can be wrung from their bodies for the moment, the vines suddenly loosen and unwrap from their bodies. Cirno and Lily are dumped on the ground, landing on their butts. They sit up and lean against eachother, closing their eyes, holding hands, and heaving deeply. They don't even bother upon hearing footsteps approach them. When Lily and Cirno open their eyes again, they see Yuuka leaning down over them, casting a shadow over them that they could see her menacing eyes and smile through.

"How wonderful, you two sweet things! Ahuhuhu, it looks like Cirno and Lily White found their love for eachother in my garden!" she exclaims cheerfully. "But in exchange, you two will do something for me."

"Huh? What's that?" Cirno asks.

"You will deliver a pipebo- I mean a suprise present to Reimu's shrine." Yuuka explains with concealed sinisterness. "All you need to do is go up to her mailbox and put it inside. You two owe me that much at least for this fun, non-lethal playdate in my garden, yes?"

Lily White can barely meet Yuuka's intimidating stare. She averts her gaze downwards, only to catch sight of a large lump in the youkai's skirt.

"I-is that the suprise, or are y-you just excited to see us?" she stammers.

"Oh, you think that bump there is my penis?" Yuuka says hysterically. "Oh, of course not, you two! It actually is Reimu's present! Go ahead, lift up my skirt and see..."

"W-whatever you say, Miss Yuuka..." Cirno mutters nervously.

The two fairies each grab one side of Yuuka's plaid skirt. Lifting it up in unison, they are each greeted by... Yuuka's huge erect youkai penis!

"W-what??? This is just your penis! Miss Yuuka, the present isn't under here!" Cirno shouts.

"That it is, little Cirno, because I lied to you!" Yuuka sings. "Here is the actual present!"

Yuuka reaches back and produces a strange device, which she shows to them. It is a long metal tube covered in wires and weird electronic parts. A flashing light at the top blinks rapidly, and the device emits a low rapidly pulsing beep. Cirno and Lily look at the device with confusion, having no idea what it even is.

"Whoa, what is this thing, Cirno?" Lily asks.

"I dunno! It kinda looks like a frog!" Cirno explains.

The device does not look anything like a frog.

"Well, I guess it's Reimu's frog now!" Lily responds, grabbing the tube.

"Excellent! Now, be sure to run back home after you put this suprise in Reimu's mailbox! Or not!" Yuuka explains. "Anyways, you two'd best be on your way!"

"Wait, what about-" Cirno says, before...

The vines grab ahold of Lily and Cirno again! A vine pulls back another tightly, forming a makeshift slingshot the two get dropped into! Lily holds onto the device with all her might.

"H-hey! We can just fly there!" exclaims Lily!

Yuuka waves happily back to them.

"But you won't! Goodbye, you two!" she says.

The vine slingshot shoots the two fairies into the air, aimed in the direction of the Hakurei Shrine! Yuuka watches as they turn into tiny specks and disappear into the rich, sunny blue sky. Her smile is especially pleased.

"Ha ha ha ha...  Finally, Reimu, I will take my revenge on you and the Hakurei bloodline. Nobody gets revenge on me for a prank and gets away with it! And no revenge-backs!" she says evilly.

She then looks down at her massive, throbbing futa penis, sticking up in the air from between her legs.

"Oh, fuck. I forgot to fuck them, didn't I..." she mutters. "Dammit, Hikariko's going to be too loose for me for at least another week. Hopefully that idiot shrine maiden or her faggy magician girlfriend don't take too long to come here and blame me for the flower blooming incident. I need another hole to fuck, fast..."

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EPISODE 6

BGM: Mound of Shigan

The ongoing flower blooming incident had to end, and there were only two people in Gensokyo willing to stop it.

With the province covered in abundant blooms and its inhabitants living in peace, there was no grand need to get to the bottom of the flowers. For once in a lifetime, everyone was finally getting along. Humans and youkai had sex, humans and humans had sex, youkai and youkai had sex, and even youkai and humans had sex. People's troubles with eachother were trivial, even in this land of magic and monsters.

Such a shame, then, that Marisa Kirisame had decided to end it. Not to her, though. She doesn't really care about how her actions affect other people. The only thing she enjoyed was power, wealth, and having sex. And behind the curtains of this incident was certainly just that.

You see, out of all of Gensokyo's inhabitants, only two humans were in dire need of money. Reimu, the stingy shrine maiden, needed as much of it as she could so she could continue her lazy lifestyle, neglecting her holy duties, and compensate for the lack of donations. Marisa, similarly, was always on the lookout for ways to get paid, because stealing random objects from people's homes was not a real job. You can't eat cursed scrolls and magic crystal balls.

Whenever an incident occurred, there was always an evil supernatural being behind it all. Youkai, spirits, or displeased deities, they all needed to be exterminated, and typically someone somewhere was willing to pay. Surely, this time, if they both just investigated then they'd find some existential threat hiding behind the incident's peaceful facade. Then, they could exterminate it, and some party would reward them for protecting Gensokyo. Perhaps the sages, or the gods themselves? Even if it was humans in the village paying them with scraps in the end, Reimu and Marisa needed it.

To this end, in the spirit of rival businessmanship, Reimu and Marisa decided to split off and each investigate on their own.  Reimu'd search one likely place, and Marisa'd search another. Whoever found the culprit and beat them would get the awesome sex adventure to themselves. Just the way they liked it.

Reimu had told Marisa that she felt like checking on some weird river on the other end of Gensokyo. Marisa, on the other hand, knew exactly who the culprit was this time, and precisely where she'd find her. Solving this incident - and getting paid - would be a cinch. She flew atop her magic broom toward the lair of the culprit.

"Aha! There's Yuuka's sunflower garden, ze!"

The vast ocean of sunny yellow comes into view up ahead. In a flash, Marisa's already flying high above it. The magician tempers her speed and descends downwards towards the observant sunflowers. She lands in a grassy clearing in the center and stands up off her broom, grabbing it and holding it by her side. Amidst the sunflowers, they surround her in the distance on all sides like looming walls. They stood even higher than the hat on her head.

"Hey! Yuuka!!! Come on out already! We know you're the one messin with the flowers, ze!" she shouts out.

No response. The coast is clear to rob the place!

"Now, what the heck can I even steal from here? It's all just flowers. She keeps all her stuff in that eyesore of a friggin mansion, ze! And I ain't dealin with that blood lake again..." the magician mutters.

Inquisitively, Marisa walks over to a wall of sunflowers. She inspects one of the plants casually. So, these flowers were Yuuka's pride and joy, huh? Interesting, Marisa thinks. That just means they were valuable.

"Oh, I know just how to piss that crazy youkai off, ze..."

Marisa lets go of her magic broomstick. It turns horizontal and floats in the air above the ground. Marisa climbs up and stands on top, now just high enough to reach the top of the sunflower. She leans close to the plant and smells at the flower with a deep sniff. The flower smells pleasant and flowery, as was expected. It was as if the sunflower smelled like springtime itself. All of a sudden, Marisa whips her head around and looks behind her!

"Aha!"

There was nothing there. Just the empty grass clearing.

"Hm, guess that's not enough to tick her off, ze."

Marisa hops back off the broom and picks it back up again. She scratches her chin with the handle, thinking of what to do next. She was pissing off Yuuka today, and she was going to also steal stuff from her at some point. But what? Suddenly, Marisa gets an idea.

"Oh, of course, ze!"

She would steal one of the flowers! They were probably magical, right? Besides, her house was already dirty, so the mess wouldn't be a problem. Marisa squats down near the roots of the sunflower in front of her. She grabs ahold by the stem with both hands and tries to pull it out of the ground with both her hands and knees! With a loud grunt, the magician tries unsucessfully to uproot the flower. It doesn't budge from the soil! Giving up, Marisa lets go and sits back on the ground.

The witch gets one last idea. She stands back up and bends the flower stem downwards. The head of the flower is just in reach. Marisa looks around one more time, ensuring that she's alone. She stretches her hand up, pinches her fingers around a petal, and starts to pull...

"Oh, come on, Marisa. I know you can do better than that."

BGM: Gensokyo, Past and Present ~ Flower Land

That familiar, unnerving voice makes Marisa turn her head around. Standing behind her is a tall, well-endowed, green-haired woman in a plaid dress that she was all too acquainted with. The treacherous flower youkai leans her parasol over her shoulder, her unnerving eyes staring straight at the offending magician. For some reason, the sight suddenly makes Yuuka gasp in suprise!

"W-What? What's the meaning of... what are you?"

"C'mon, Yuuka! You can do better than that, ze!"

BGM: Oriental Dark Flight

Yuuka notices that the short, black-robed magician with blonde hair was staring back at her with eyes of equal mischief and menace! Marisa stands tall, or at least as tall as she can, without backing down from Yuuka's imposing, predatory glare. Not backing down herself, Yuuka keeps her lips curled into a mischievous smile.

"Oh, how terrible you are, you little bother! You stole my line, my entrance, my everything! And even right after I said it, too. Have you no shame, you little rascal?~"

Marisa simply shrugs.

"Welp, I had to finally steal somethin, ze!"

Yuuka nods in agreement.

"Well, I suppose so! But still, Marisa, this is my garden. Can I, just..."

BGM: Gensokyo, Past and Present ~ Flower Land

"There we go!"

Marisa is amazed at the thing Yuuka just did!

"Wha- how'd you do that, ze?"

Yuuka giggles, feigning innocence.

"Tee hee! I am all-powerful, remember? This is just a taste of my true powers. Not even you can copy-"

Marisa crosses her arms confidently and imitates the thing Yuuka did, somehow!

"I totally can, ze!"

BGM: Oriental Dark Flight

Yuuka outright laughs out loud at Marisa, as if her efforts were in vain already!

"Ha, of course you can copy it. But I can still do it right back, human!"

BGM: Gensokyo, Past and Present ~ Flower Land

Marisa challenges Yuuka's ballsy charades with taunting bravado of her very own.

"Then I can just do it back again, ze!"

BGM: Oriental Dark Flight

Seeing that Marisa is distracted, Yuuka points the tip of her parasol straight at Marisa! From the point launches a volley of flower bullets, which hit the human before she can react! One of the flowers hits Marisa in the face, covering her eyes and blinding her!

Also, in doing this, Yuuka also does the thing.

BGM: Gensokyo, Past and Present ~ Flower Land

"Gah! I can't see, ze!"

Putting her own safety first, Marisa hops on her broom and makes a blind tactical retreat upwards. She jets straight up into the sky like a rocket. Feeling safe for the moment, she grabs the flower bullet off of her face and tosses it away. Below her she can see the rolling yellow expanse of Yuuka's sunflower garden. And rising up from that garden, slowly but menacingly, is none other than Yuuka herself. The youkai flies up into the sky to Marisa's level, meeting her head on for the real battle. Despite the danger, Marisa is no less crazed or enthusiastic to kick and fuck some youkai ass.

"Alright, enough games then, ze!" she shouts. "I know yer the one behind all the flowers bloomin like crazy, Yuuka! It may seem harmless, but I know you gotta crazy plot up your sleeve! And obviously, that means a big fat reward for me!"

"I knew you would blame me for all these flowers blooming, Marisa. Unfortunately, you've been mistaken. I wish I did, but in fact I have nothing to do with any of this." Yuuka confesses, shaking her head in denial. "You won't win anyone's favor for exterminating me this time."

"Wait, really?" Marisa asks, suprised. "How do I know ya ain't lyin'?"

"Human, have you or Reimu ever met a youkai who has *denied* being the cause of mass pandemonium?" Yuuka fires back. "It's simply not in our nature!"

"Hmm, makes sense to me, ze!" Marisa supposes. "Anyways, while we're still here, ya wanna beat eachother up and fuck again?"

Yuuka licks her lips deviously, staring at the magician with intense evil.

"Why, of course!~"

Yuuka points her parasol at Marisa, readying another spray of floral bullets! However, before the somewhat sluggish youkai can take aim, Marisa pulls out her magical Mini-Hakkero and a spell card! She declares the card, and the furnace grows warm in her hand and starts to glow with bright white magical energy. Then, she points the device straight at Yuuka!

"Then I'm determined to beat ya in a jiffy! If I'm fast enough, I can both fuck ya *and* steal the prize out from right under Reimu! Prepare to taste my magic laser, ze!"

Love Sign "Master Spark"

Marisa's Mini-Hakkero fires off her trademark giant laser! The massive column of pure hot magic energy streaks through the sky straight towards Yuuka. The laser illuminates Yuuka's face with its radiating light from far away, but the youkai isn't scared. Instead, her face is just as sadistically happy as usual. Yuuka produces a spell card of her own and calls upon it, enchanting her own umbrella with an identical magic glow.

"Don't think I will go down that easily, human!~"

Flower Sign "Master Spark"

Yuuka fires another magical laser that looks just like Marisa's! The two Master Sparks collide moments away from striking Yuuka's body in a powerful clash of destructive magic energy. The youkai's laser pushes the magician's away from her, and the two beams collide against eachother in the middle point between the two combatants.

"Hey, no fair, ze!" Marisa exclaims. "You can't use a spell I stole from you back against me!"

"Stole from you? You stole this spell fr-" Yuuka tirades smugly, before stopping herself. "Wait, sorry. I expected you to say something different. Yes, you did steal the spell from me. I don't care about your dumb rules, I am just going to kill you."

"Well I'm gonna kill you more, ze!"

"I would like to see you fucking try.~"

The endpoints of their laser beams push back and forth like a tug of war. Neither side is able to overcome the other. Their high-powered, illuminating stalemate fills the sky with the scream of powerful lasers. Marisa struggles to fight back against Yuuka's Master Spark. After all, how could she overcome something equal in strength to her in every way? No, she would overpower Yuuka's might. She had to!

"I... will... overcome... your... spell... card... ze!!!" Marisa struggles to grunt out, her body running low on stamina and magical reserves.

"I don't need to!" Yuuka taunts. "Remember my old friend?~"

Startled, Marisa looks to her side! Flying there, a distance away, is a copy of Yuuka, holding her parasol on her shoulder and waving with a cruel smile! Marisa had completely forgotten that the youkai had this ability! The second Yuuka then points her parasol at Marisa, glowing with that familiar magic glow, and fires her own Master Spark at the witch!

"GYAAAHHH!!!" Marisa screams as the laser barrels towards her.

The third Master Spark shoots into Marisa unopposed, blasting her right out of the sky! The magician feels her entire body burning with intense pain, her vision blinded with light brighter than even the sun! Marisa finally gets to know how it feels to be on the recieving end of her own mighty attack. Well, from another person. She had blast herself with the laser a few times in the past to research its effects on the voices inside her head telling her to do so. The results were not very pleasant. Just like now!

After sustaining the full might of the Master Spark, Marisa plummets from the sky! She lands back in the grassy clearing as a burnt mess, all her clothes except her hat incinerated right off her body. She lays still on the ground, her body too wracked with exhausting pain to move, smelling like singed fabric.

"Seems like that crazy youkai bitch finally got me, *cough*, ze..." Marisa murmurs weakly, coughing up a cloud of smoke.

The human stares straight up at the sky, too tired to even get up. Two pairs of feet land on the ground at her sides, which she doesn't even angle her head around to face. It was obvious who they were, and what they wanted. Two green-haired heads emerge from opposite sides of her vision, smiling down at her with feigned innocence.

"Looks like you just couldn't beat me, human!" says one of the Yuukas.

"And you know what that means.~ Stay still, dear!~" sings the other.

The duo both kneel down next to Marisa's face and take a look at her body. Though it was now covered in scratches and ash, Yuuka didn't mind. Marisa's naked body was somewhat thin, but she had definitely grown since the last time Yuuka had seen her. Peering at the fat tits adorning the human's chest, especially in some places, the youkai figures. They sagged to the side as if begging to be grabbed and groped back into their place. The hot, penetrating laser had already drenched the human in a glistening layer of sweat, making her most grabbable parts shine.

After a moment of being ogled, Marisa feels strong enough to move her head around. Rolling it from side to side, she counts not one but two plaid bulges sticking through the skirts of the two youkai's dresses. A big, goofy smile steadily grows across her face as she thinks about just how *big* those bulges were. What the cloned youkai does next absolutely blows her away.

Seeing the human notice her erections, Yuuka and her clone both lift back their skirts to reveal their stiff cocks bulging through tight plaid panties! They both pull their undergarments down, letting their uncut stems spring out into the open air. Each leaning forward, the cloned youkai drops her two pairs of hot, musky balls on Marisa's face. The harsh smell conquering her nostrils makes Marisa's heart nearly race out of her chest!

"Ngh, yes, ze!~ Gimme those huge, throbbin' cocksh!~"

The two begin to rub their shafts on Marisa's face. One rubs across her lips, giving her a taste of salty youkai dick sweat, while the other rubs right beneath her nose. It was a sunny day, and the Yuukas were very hot underneath those dresses, so as a result Marisa's senses were absolutely overwhelmed with the taste and smell of musk. The human's soft face, placidly allowing them to violate it, feels so good to rub a cock against, so Yuuka and her clone simply can't stop thrusting against it. Marisa can feel the shafts throbbing against her face, full of hot blood. But understandably, she wants more. She wants them inside her!

"P-pleash!~ Phucking phut them inshide me, zheey!~"

The sound of the troublesome pest begging to be impaled by her hard cock inflates Yuuka's villainous ego even more. She already knows two holes that she wants to inflate herself.

"Is the little human begging for my cocks?~"

"Aww, yes she is!~ She'll come to regret it!~"

The two Yuukas reposition to spitroast Marisa! One kneels above her head, dangling her cock above the human's lips, while the other splits her legs open and presses the head of her dick against her moist entrance. Feeling the two impatient shafts preparing to enter her, Marisa's heart skips a beat! She lifts her head up and licks at the tip of the cock, slurping clear, sticky precum with her tongue. Her hips teasingly grind back against the other knob, letting it just barely enter her tight slit. Marisa's eager, slutty display elicits a synchronized moan of pleasure from the two Yuukas! Not wanting the human to steal her thunder, the Yuukas stab their cocks deep inside their respective holes!

"Oh, fuck!~"

"So much tighter too, human!~"

Yuuka and her copy rock their hips back and forth, plunging their dicks straight inside the tight, wet human! They thrust in the same frantic rhythm, sharing the same irregularities as they rut away. The Yuuka up top gasps as she shoves her member hard and deep inside Marisa's mouth, going all the way into her tight throat. The other Yuuka at the bottom pistons her shaft in and out of the human's tight pussy recklessly, slamming her tip right into her womb. The two make every moan and gasp in unison, singing a song of pleasure to their carefully-cultivated crowd of sunflowers. Marisa, on the other hand, moans out wildly!

"Mmmmmmmppgh!~"

Her cries of love are muffled by Yuuka's dick invading her throat, though she moans so intensely she nearly threatens to spit it out! As the two youkai thoughtly ream their shafts into her, the pleasure Marisa feels is overwhelming! Her limbs spasm and jerk about uncontrollably with each thrust. The feeling of being penetrated in two holes at once doubles the pleasure the magician feels! And as she gets more aroused, she only gets tighter and tighter. It is not long until both her throat and her cunt are tightly gripping the two foul-tasting dicks.

"Oh, yes!~ This human whore is taking it all!~"

"We'll fill her up with our seed soon!~"

The newfound tightness makes the two Yuukas thrust into Marisa even faster! As if enchanted with lusty energy, they fuck both holes even harder, deeper, and faster. This increased stamina makes Marisa's nerves surge with even more pleasure as well. With every thrust, she feels Yuuka's balls slap across her nose, exciting her with even more perverse lust. Finally, all three (two?) of them know climax is imminent. Yuuka and her clone thrust deep inside both of Marisa's holes as they cum, filling her up from both sides!

"Pls rember happy day, human...~"

"Happy day wen my cocks fill yore TIGHT HOLES!~"

They can do nothing but press their dicks inside Marisa's body tightly as they spew their seed inside both of her ends. The human, on the other hand, orgasms ecstatically as she feels her body get filled up. She locks her arms and legs around each Yuuka's waist, holding them incredibly close. Muffled moans cry out from through Yuuka's torso as the magician feels her throat and womb fill to the brim with hot seed.

By the time both Yuukas fill Marisa with the last of their sticky offering, the human's mouth and pussy are overflowing with cum, her lips stained white on both ends. As their orgasms collapse, they are all left still, too tired to move. Finally spent of it's energy, Yuuka's clone dissipates away back into a flash of disappearing magic energy. The gaping pussy her cock had previously filled squeezed back up, as if her walls were searching for the missing meat. The real Yuuka pulls her cock out of Marisa's mouth, lifts her panties up over them, and rises to her feet.

"You may be a thief, human, but you are quite the tight hole." Yuuka says, offering a hand to the spent Marisa. "Still, plagiarism is a serious offense! At least the last person put a drum beat over it..."

Marisa looks up at Yuuka in confusion.

"The... laser?"

Yuuka shakes her head in annoyance and gestures toward her outstretched hand.

"Never mind. Please, just get up."

The magician obliges and grabs Yuuka's hand. The youkai pulls the naked human back up to her feet with barely a strained grunt. Miraculously, Marisa's hat stays on her head the entire time. Now standing upright, she faces Yuuka inquisitively.

"So, ya really aren't the culprit this time, huh, ze? What, ya gone soft on causin' incidents?"

Yuuka closes her umbrella and smiles mischievously back at her. The sight would make any lesser being, human or youkai, faint.

"Of course not! I've been causing problems all day, in fact. For example, i sent Elly over to your house... to give it a nice, evil spring cleaning!"

Marisa is astonished at what she was hearing. That pigsty she built over the years was her pride and joy! How could the despicable Yuuka strike at her very foundation like this? It filled her with utter, insurmountable despair. How could she ever recover? Marisa raises her arms to the sky and tilts her head upward to unleash a wail of utter defeat!

"NOOOOOOOOO!!! Ze..."

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EPISODE 7

BGM: Mound of Shigan

Yuuka Kazami touches down upon the most dangerous ground in all of Gensokyo. She can sense the deadly poison all around as if it permeated through the very air. Before her lies a hill covered in purple-white flowers. Lily-of-the-valley, a poisonous flower that even Yuuka herself keeps distance from.

Yuuka looked around this acrid-smelling meadow, searching for any new victims. The place is as dead as the lilies would suggest. She looks down at the massive boner between her legs, disappointed. Her cock was throbbing so madly that it could be seen shaking hungrily, suspended from her naked body, even from afar. She grabs at her own shaft and squeezes down, desperate to quell her hungry urges.

"How awful! I've bred every single thing I've come across today for the past three hours, and still my penis is unsatisfied!" Yuuka remarks, flustered by her own uncontrollable libido. "Gensokyo's going to run out of tight holes for me to fill at this rate!"

Suddenly, Yuuka hears a woman's voice sing happily below her.

"Su-sannn!~ It looks like we finally caught some pr- I mean, got ourselves a visitor!~"

The youkai looks down at the source of the voice. Below her, emerging from the patch of lilies, is what appears to be a sentient, moving doll! The shortstacked being wears a black dress with a red skirt, a white bow tied around her waist, and a red ribbon tied in curly, blonde hair. A tiny doll the size of a young child's plaything flies beside her with fairy wings, looking like a miniature copy of her. Yuuka can instinctually tell this youkai doll is up to positively no good based on the bloodlust she saw shining in those beady eyes. She smiles evilly back herself. The crazy, murderous ones were her favorites.

"Well well well! It seems as if someone misplaced their favorite doll." Yuuka teases. "What's a toy like you doing in a meadow of poisonous flowers?"

Seeing a feminine shape that she could easily pick up makes Yuuka's cock rise twitchily. She handles the side of her large shaft with a flustered smile.

"And, uh~, how do you like my penis?~"

Both the doll and her miniature self look back up at Yuuka, not paying attention to her cock. It was as if she weren't even interested in it.

"Not just any meadow of poisonous flowers. You've stumbled into the lair of Medicine Melancholy, sworn enemy of all of mankind!" she boasts. "It is here where I plot my plans to exterminate the human race as vengeance for discarding me like garbage!"

"Exterminate humanity? Plans for vengeance? Ahuhuhu, tell me more!~" Yuuka giggles, gently stroking her cock.

"You haven't heard of me?" Medicine asks. "Why, I was the mastermind behind many recent incidents that claimed the lives of the so-called "innocent" humans. The Scarlet Devil Mansion bombing? That was me! The human village mass danmaku shooting? Also me! Whatever, my name is not important. What matters is that all the humans die!"

"Wait, you're *that* doll? The one behind the Gappy Stu serial poisonings? The attempted shrine maiden hanging?" Yuuka asks, absolutely amazed. "My apologies, little doll! It's such an honor to meet you! I, Yuuka Kazami, am a huge admirer of yours."

"Wow! I guess my work really does precede me, then." Medicine remarks, meeting Yuuka's eyes with similar enthusiasm. "And it seems like you're huge in more ways than one."

This remark makes Yuuka confused for a second. It takes her a moment to remember that she's naked. Was this doll flirting with her? Her tone nor body language carried hints of lewdness at all, yet her innuendo was as clear as day. Even Cirno had more game. Still, it was clear to Yuuka that Medicine wanted sex, and getting it is all that matters to her.

"Ahuhuhu, right you are, dear Medicine." Yuuka says in a self-congratulatory tone. "Normally I would prefer beating my partners into submission, but I think you and I are of the same mind. Would you like to have sex together within one bed of pure, unrestricted evil?"

"Of course I would!" Medicine responds enthusiastically. "Let me get undressed first!"

Su-san flies behind Medicine and unbuttons her dress. She takes the thing off of herself, efficiently and robotically, letting the dress fall to the ground beneath her, then kicks it aside. Su-san also uncouples Medicine's bra, and the doll pulls it off her chest and discards it. Finally, the doll pulls her bloomers off and throws them to the side, herself now stripped fully naked. All while wearing that evil, yet not at all horny smile on her face. Yuuka looks somewhat disappointed, wishing she could have taken Medicine's clothes off herself, but this was okay too. Whatever, this would be fine if...

Yuuka immediately notices that Medicine's nude body was entirely featureless! She had a shapely, well-crafted body, with huge tits, but they had no nipples! The surface was just smooth instead. In addition, between her legs she had absolutely no orifices either! She had an extremely fuckable ass and thighs, but no way to actually fuck them. Her arms and legs were even jointed like a doll's. This is initially unsettling to Yuuka, but it very swiftly makes perverted sparks fly in her head! This sex was going to be *so* fucking kinky...

"You really are a toy under there, little Medicine! What a suprise.~" Yuuka remarks lewdly.

"That's correct! And now, I shall seduce you within this poisonous meadow! Prepare to HAVE SEX WITH ME!!!" Medicine declares, leaping towards Yuuka like a pather!

BGM: Poison Body ~ Forsaken Doll

She flies right up into Yuuka's face and the two kiss! Their mouths meet, and the youkai desperately mashes her lips into the doll's. Medicine's lips feel like cool, lifeless plastic, which makes sense. The doll doesn't kiss very well, keeping her mouth still as Yuuka's lips do all the work, but by the way she pressed her mouth against the youkai's the enthusiasm was definitely there. Yuuka's hands wrap around Medicine to hold her close, one hand around her head while the other groped her ass. Her lips feel odd and tingly, but she still doesn't care. Her libido is simply too strong.

"Mmmh, f-fuck, p-please!~" Yuuka moans desperately.

Medicine remains silent, still smirking as if she had a trick up her sleeve. This barely registers in Yuuka's mind, as her lust for sadistic love overpowers her senses. She lowers Medicine down, sitting the doll right on top of her rock-hard shaft. Burying Medicine's face right in her squishy, oversized tit, she begins grinding her cock between her thighs, rubbing it against her featureless groin. Like a pantomime of real penetrative sex, Yuuka bucks her hips back and forth wildly, fucking the doll's thighs. She can feel the toy sucking at her tits with cold lifeless lips. Yuuka's heart races and she breaks out into a sweat. Was she deranged from her insane libido, or did this feel even better than the real thing?

"Oh yes, yes, YES!~ I'm going to fuck you in every way possible, you slutty doll!~" she cries out in passion.

Medicine stays silent as she playfully kisses at Yuuka's tits, switching between them rapidly as the youkai uses her. Beneath her rather stoic plastic exterior, a terrifyingly cunning creature celebrates in victory, knowing that it has ensnared the mighty Yuuka into a deadly trap. Medicine couldn't feel pleasure due to her artificial body, but the allure of fulfilling her diabolical schemes was a more than enjoyable alternative. She keeps this game up, knowing her victim will fall to her plot at any moment.

Yuuka lowers Medicine even further down, grabbing her by the head. She holds her close to her dick, covered in beads of sweat from her constant sexual exertion today. Medicine angles her head to look up at the domineering youkai.

"C'mon, what are you waiting for, Yuuka! I know you want to skullfuck me like the helpless doll I am. Do it!" Medicine eggs on.

"Yes!~ YES!~ Suck my dick, you LIVING SEX DOLL!~" Yuuka cries out, impaling Medicine's mouth upon her massive shaft.

The youkai's arms move on their own as she begins to facefuck Medicine! She lets even more of her loud, passionate moans serenade the lilies with her pleasure. Medicine's toy mouth feels unyieldingly tight around Yuuka's cock, the plastic never stretching, but just smooth enough to rut into. Her cock hurts somewhat, a bit more than one would expect from slamming a penis in a doll's mouth, but Yuuka still doesn't care. Medicine was an exceptional solution to her overflowing lust already. Su-san even latches onto Yuuka's balls, itself stripped naked, and rubs itself on them to join in on the fun. The doll accepts Yuuka's cock in her mouth with nothing but a simple sucking noise.

Shlup shlup shlup shlup shlup~

Being a toy rather than a human being, Medicine can't taste the rich, powerfully salty taste of Yuuka's sweat-drenched cock, nor can she smell its acrid, heavy musk. But this is not a problem. Soon the woman's perverted oral assault would come to an end. Huh, was this cock twitching?

"G-Gah!~ I'm... cumming!~" the sadistic milf shouts.

*SPLURT*

The flower youkai's edging had finally come to an end. With a loud, hot grunt, Yuuka releases a load of cum inside Medicine's mouth! She pushes the doll's head down until her lips meet the hilt of her shaft. Medicine's tiny mouth, lacking even a throat, fills with the steamy hot cum in an instant. The doll lacks a gag reflex, so she takes it all without as much as a gurgle. She can't taste or even feel the thick, churning semen in her mouth, but she does notice her head feeling much heavier.

"Oh, my!~ More, more!~" Yuuka begs, as if pleading with her own out of control libido.

Yuuka lays Medicine down on the ground, laying on her back. The doll is ecstatic to be doing this with the youkai, but not for the reason she thinks. Yuuka squats over Medicine's head, spreading her cheeks to reveal her hot, sweaty asshole! Her puckered ass glistened with pure sweat, and was hot enough that it was almost coated with steam. Mere proximity makes beads of perspiration appear on Medicine's plastic face. Yuuka cruelly slams her ass down on Medicine's face with all her might!

"Ye-e-e-es!~ Eat my ass, you slutty doll!~"

*Plomp!*

With no way to escape, Medicine is forced to kiss at the musky asshole pressed right against her lips. Just the way both of them prefer. Muffled, wet smooches can be heard beneath Yuuka's massive ass as the doll makes out with her butthole. The youkai can even feel the doll's hard, plastic tongue enter her hole and swirl around her tight insides. Every lick keeps Yuuka gasping and moaning like a maniac! Since Medicine doesn't need to breathe down there, Yuuka decides to keep sitting on her face for a long time...

Minutes pass, and Yuuka doesn't let her butt up off of her prey for even a second. But eventually, her cock stiffens back up to full length, demanding its turn to ruin the toy once again. She needs to rough up this doll again soon, and badly. Simply turning around and lifting Medicine's legs up, Yuuka pins her in a mating press! The doll as usual doesn't show any signs of resistance.

"Mmmhhrng, f-fuck!!!~" Yuuka grunts out, her passionate moans barely resembling even ideas at this point.

Yuuka's thick motherly legs thrust her cock down against Medicine, starting off at an unrestrained, breakneck pace. Yuuka's cock reaches all the way from Medicine's hips to her neck, rutting all the way through her thighs and her tits as the youkai thrusts against her. Yuuka can't see Medicine's face, it being smothered between her own fat tits, but it is safe to say that it is still doing that creepy smile. Not that she cares. As she presses her cock against Medicine's shortstack doll body, she already feels like cumming!

"P-Puah!~" Yuuka says, labored but too horny to give into the fatigue.

*Splurt!*

She shoots another heavy load as she climaxes, this time covering Medicine's whole face in sticky white cum! Yuuka lets out a long, passionate scream as her body releases this tantalizing load. She feels like she's on cloud nine as the orgasm assaults her brain. Medicine Melancholy just looks up at her with a cheery, pleased grin after letting her orgasm for a bit.

"I've never seen someone with this much stamina, Yuuka!" she congratulates the flower youkai. "Now, have your evil reserves finally petered out?"

"Nope, definitely!" Yuuka says, refreshed.

"O-oh, okay! We can keep going if you want then, miss." Medicine stammers politely.

"Wuh, F-FUCK!~"

Her cock sandwiched inbetween the doll's asscheeks, Yuuka unleashes another powerful cumshot from her rod. It showers all over Medicine's back, and even her hair. What was this, the 50th one? Neither of them were keeping track. Yuuka rolls off of Medicine's back, her body feeling sluggish.

Medicine herself lays on her stomach, not paying attention to the whole affair. Out of boredom, she reads a book about poison recipies made from lilies-of-the-valley. Not the most exciting material, especially considering she's read it before, but she was just that bored. Noticing Yuuka finally back off, Medicine looks back at her.

"Finally done?"

Yuuka rises to her feet. She brushes grass and cum off of her naked body. Hearing Medicine's question, she responds in a tired daze.

"Y-yeah, I am... Let's do this another day, dear..."

Medicine stands up as well and turns around to face Yuuka. Her expression looks downright evil, as if she had just taken over the universe.

"Huhuhuhu... If you live another day, that is..."

Yuuka looks down at her, confused. Suddenly, her entire body starts to feel strange and numb! Suprised, she asks the doll for answers.

"H-hey! What did you do to me?"

It was at this point where Yuuka noticed that Medicine was wearing an eerie purple lipstick! Feeling around herself, she notices that her own body is covered in purple lipstick marks. Smudged purple kisses cover her lips, nipples, balls, and asshole. Her own cock is covered on smeared purple lipstick rings. The numbing feeling is getting worse by the second!

"Didn't you know? My body is seeped in poison from living in this deadly meadow! To make things even worse for you, my very lipstick is made of poison! My kiss brings death to all I give it to!"

Medicine Melancholy raises her arms in a wicked, evil display of triumph! Su-san flies beside her, an accomplice to her malicious behaviors.

"MUAHAHAHA! Human, you've been tricked by none other than the sweet, poisonous Medicine Melancholy! My venom will seep into every inch of your body, and put you to sleep forever! Let the icy terror of my cute, doll-esque wrath rush through your veins in your last moments!

Yuuka shrugs, confused.

"Human? I'm actually a youkai, in fact. I even regularly terrorize the humans myself. You've been mistaken, sweet little thing."

Medicine's expression turns into one of to shock and suprise.

"Wait, you are? I never knew. My bad! The poison probably won't work on youkai anyways."

Yuuka's shock turns to relief.

"Oh, that's good. I don't know how poison could work like that, but I feel relieved."

Yuuka's eyes roll back into her head. The youkai falls backward and collapses on the ground with a loud thud. Her parasol clatters away into the grass, and her eyes close as she falls unconscious.

Medicine nervously looks around, searching for any onlookers.

"W-wasn't me!"

The doll turns her back to her handiwork and trots back into the meadow of lilies naked, whistling a cheery tune while Su-san flies calmly beside her.

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EPISODE 8

BGM: Spring Lane ~ Colorful Path

With her blessed, divine senses, it didn't take long for Reimu Hakurei to figure out that something about this place was wrong. All over Gensokyo she had sensed that a paranormal energy occupied the out of control powers, but this area felt undeniably haunted! She could tell that she was in the midst of countless phantoms. If the mastermind of the incident was within Gensokyo, she absolutely had to be here!

Muenzuka, the final resting place of the nameless dead, was a clearing in the woods that lay just up the path ahead of Reimu. Both the clearing itself and the path leading to it were lined with poisonous red spider lilies, giving the place an ominous atmosphere. A blood red haze blanketed the place, as it stood on the border between the realm of the living and the Netherworld itself. Reimu walks carefully, taking great effort to avoid disturbing the peace of this place and offending the dead. At least until the danmaku inevitably started flying. Also, she didn't want to touch those poisonous red lilies.

"This place must be connected to the incident! The mastermind has to be around here somewhere!" Reimu says to herself confidently.

The shrine maiden stops for a moment and observes the spider lilies by the path. Upon a closer inspection, she notices that each one has a tiny spirit floating above it. Of course! It all makes sense to her now. Each of the flowers in Gensokyo had been possessed by the spirits of the deceased, which compelled them all to bloom immediately! That also explains the abundance of phantoms and fairies she had fought on the way here. Reimu only has one question: where did all the spirits come from?

"All of the phantoms around here are proof that something sinister is happening." Reimu mutters. "The person behind it all must be right up ahead! My hunch was right all along. I'll beat them up and claim all the fame and money for myself!"

Floating gently through the air, gohei in hand, Reimu flies down the path. The path opens up to Muenzuka right in front of her. Right beside the entrance to the clearing, Reimu sees a redheaded figure lounging around in a reclining chair. This absolutely has to be the culprit, Reimu thinks! She flies right up and lands beside her.

BGM: Higan Retour ~ Riverside View

The woman has red hair tied into two pigtails. She wears a blue and white dress with an old-fashioned coin tied around her waist. Even sitting down in her chair Reimu can tell she is quite tall, at least a head taller than her. A large scythe leans against the chair, presumably belonging to her. Her cleavage makes it clear to Reimu that she has absolutely massive tits. Huge jugs. Gargantuan mommy milkers. Her rack was indisputably the largest she'd ever seen in Gensokyo, even bigger than the one her own gap milf had. But that wasn't important right now! Reimu was determined to beat this woman and solve whatever incident was happening.

The woman lays back in her chair, fast asleep. She was napping so hard that she didn't even notice Reimu come up to her. As she sleeps, she snores loudly.

snrrk... mimimimi... snrrk... mimimimi...

Brandishing her purification rod in one hand, Reimu points accusatorily at the woman with the other. She states her charges loud and clear.

"Hey, you! You must be the mastermind behind all the flowers in Gensokyo going haywire! Whatever you did, I'm going to beat you and put an end to this incident!" she exclaims.

The woman stops snoring and winces for a couple seconds. Her eyes slowly open, and she looks up at Reimu, disinterested. She closes her eyes and turns her head away, and falls back asleep. The snoring continues.

Reimu is getting annoyed. Nobody gets away with ignoring her, she was queen of serving cunt in Gensokyo! She yells at the woman, even louder!

"Wake up you lazy bitch! Undo what you did to Gensokyo this instant and give me all your money, or I'll exterminate you even harder!" she shouts.

The noise wakes the woman up for real this time. She opens her eyes and looks back at Reimu groggily. Slowly, she and her massive boobs sit up in the chair. She has to consciously avoid her own breasts as she raises her hand to her head to wipe her eyes. Finally, she grabs her scythe and rises to her feet.

"Huh? Wha? Who are you? What are you even talking about?" she asks.

Reimu groans in annoyance. She's fed up with repeating herself.

"You! Incident with flowers and spirits. Stop it now! Or else!" she says.

The woman looks around worriedly. She is suprised at the amount of flowers and ghosts all around her, as if she was unaware of this spring's incident at all.

"Gah! Spirits? Flowers? What the hell happened while I was out?" the woman exclaims.

"Sheesh, you really are lazy, huh?" Reimu teases. "Don't play dumb with me. There's no way you aren't behind the incident. You just look too evil holding that scythe of yours."

The woman holds her scythe in front of her in an earnest gesture, somehow avoiding slicing her boobs.

"Nah, honest! I didn't do anything, literally!" she pleads. "I, Komachi Onozuka, am a shinigami who ferries departed souls across the Sanzu River. But, you caught me in the act. I've just been slacking off here for a while. It just feels good, y'know?"

This Komachi was a shinigami? One who ferries the dead into the afterlife? And this incident was caused by spirits possessing all the flowers in Gensokyo? Not everything adds up yet, but Reimu is quick to put the picture together. That means...

"So you are the one behind the incident, then!" The shrine maiden accuses. "You've been shirking your duties for so long that all these spirits gathered on our side of the river!"

"Aw, come on, maaan!" Komachi complains. "You can't pin this all on me! This many spirits don't just come out of nowhere. Something must've happened to create them while I was asleep. Also, even if I worked overtime ferrying them across it'd take forever to take care of this many! C'mon, cut me some slack here..."

Komachi pouts tiredly, bags already forming under her eyes. Even Reimu is appalled at this shinigami's total lack of work ethic. Was she really already sleepy again?

"No way, Komachi! You stop slacking and go do your job, or else I'll beat you back to work!" Reimu exclaims, pulling a few amulets from her robe threateningly. "I mean it!"

"I'm a shinigami, foolish human!" Komachi says back. "I could kill you with no effort at all. Now, leave me alone and let me sleep, or else-"

"Hey, Reimu! Leave some bad bitch for me, ze!"

Marisa flies right up to them and hops off her broom next to Reimu. She faces Komachi, but turns her head to face Reimu, who looks back at her.

"Marisa!" Reimu exclaims. "I thought you were going to see if Yuuka was behind the incident. Why are you here?"

"I, uh, already beat Yuuka, ze!" Marisa fibs.

"Oh, you did?" Reimu says, suprised. "And this quick? How impressive. I guess that means she wasn't much trouble for you, then."

"Nope, not at all!" Marisa stammers. "I beat her easily, as usual! But she wasn't the one behind the incident. I assume that this person here's the culprit?"

"Yep, that's exactly right!" Reimu says, nodding. "This shinigami didn't do her job, and now all the blooming flowers are possessed by ghosts! Wanna help me punish her?"

"Of course I do, ze!" Marisa exclaims. "We'll beat this crazy reaper and split all the stuff she's got!"

"Not so fast, girls.~"

Reimu and Marisa turn towards Komachi's interjection, only to see the reaper had gotten close. Very, very close, inexplicably. She was standing right up close to Reimu, so close that her rack was directly in the miko's face! Reimu gasps in suprise, a blush quickly appearing on her face. Komachi is so close that the human can feel her nipples touching her nose!

"G-guh... how did you get this close to m-me so fast?" Reimu stutters, aroused. "I didn't n-notice you approach at all..."

Komachi smiles with a small chuckle, her baggy eyes barely visible from the human's point of view due to her two ripe, massive obstructions.

"Oh, that's easy, pathetic little human. My power allows me to control distance itself at will. I can manipulate how close or far away any two objects are. Getting up close to my opponent is a trivial use of my ability." Komachi explains softly. "Now, why don't you just calm down and chill out, like me...~"

Marisa is equally baffled by the shinigami's sudden approach. She turns towards them and prepares to blast the lazy boater away before seeing something long and shiny held close to the back of Reimu's neck. It doesn't take a genius to realize what it is.

"Reimu, watch out! She's got her friggin scythe held against your neck, ze!" she warns.

"Marisa... I... think that's the point.~" Reimu mutters back.

The shrine maiden was already fully seduced by the tall shinigami's mere proximity. Her entire face was hot red, and her cunt dripped sticky fluids that drenched both her thighs and panties already. Her hair stands straight up on the back of her neck, beneath Komachi's razor-sharp scythe blade. She can do nothing but stare back helplessly into the woman's red, baggy eyes.

Komachi inches back just enough to make a sliver of precious space, then puts her hand on Reimu's shoulder. She leans close enough to whisper in the shrine maiden's ear.

"I'm a shinigami, you silly human. I could kill you right now, you know.~" she whispers seductively. "It would be so, so easy to end your insignificant little life.~"

Reimu was petrified in place by the emotions the reaper made her feel. She was afraid, yes, but that was just a part of it. The way Komachi's tired, baggy eyes looked down at her as she degraded her was irresistably sexy. It was like Reimu was utter filth, and Komachi was too tired of dealing with the likes of her to even care. Even the way she touched her, and the way she taunted her with that giant rack was lethargic and lazy, as if the reaper had better things to do with her time. Komachi wouldn't even excuse herself and return to her job to avoid this. Reimu saw a lot of herself in the redhead, and she wanted all of it. The lazy ferrywoman was absolutely irresistable.

Komachi smiles softly, knowing her wiles had utterly seduced the human. Reimu had become completely wrapped around her finger. She could tell exactly what the girl wanted. The shinigami inches her chest closer to Reimu's face.

"You disgusting little creep. I know what you want.~ You wanna touch them, don't you?" she says insultingly.

"Y-yes... please...~" Reimu croaks out, desperate.

"Not a chance, pervert! You don't deserve to even touch me.~ You're fine getting off like you are right now, slut.~"

Komachi holds her scythe right up against Reimu's throat, directly beneath her chin. The miko can feel the cool metal just barely touching her skin. She knows that she's never getting a chance to grab those tits, but the knowledge arouses her even more! She stands still and lets Komachi toy with her, because she knows this is the best she is going to get.

The profoundly stunning sexuality on display is enough to arouse even Marisa, who is standing next to them and watching. The magician can tell that Reimu is having the time of her life even standing close to that seductive, busty shinigami, and she feels jealous. She wanted some of the action too! Her nethers are bursting with desire, causing Marisa to uncontrollably shoot her hand down between her legs and rub at her desperate lips through her moist panties. She falls to her knees, squeezing her thighs around her sinful hand, and begins to plead with the redhead.

"Komachi!~ Puh-puhlease, ze!~ Gimme just a tiny sliver of your attention, too.~ F-fuck!~ I want ya so bad, ze!~" Marisa pleads pathetically, embarassing herself to even Komachi.

The shinigami is intrigued, even pleasantly suprised by Marisa's desperate outburst. After all, Reimu was the one she was actually toying with. In all her days of talking to the dead, she had never met one as desperate as this living human right here. Was the witch even human? Komachi briefly considers it, while resting her hand on Reimu's quivering, aroused shoulder, but decides not to spend time pondering such philosophical topics. It would be much more fun to toy with both these humans. She had more than enough asset and just enough energy from her nap to play with both Reimu and Marisa at once.

"You too? Such a sinful display, even for a mortal like yourself.~" she says, turning her head to face the magician.

"I don't care, ze!~ Punish and degrade me all you want!~" Marisa pleads deliriously, her groin growing wetter by the moment.

"Of course that's what you two want.~ Filthy, disgusting humans.~ I bet you'd even like it if I killed you two...~" Komachi flirts threateningly.

Marisa is spooked by the thought, but finds herself even more spooked when she realizes her mouth is forming the words.

"Yes..."

"Heh heh heh, typical humans." Komachi laughs in a tired tone. "Why don't I make my break time more... interesting?~"

Suddenly, the three of them are standing next to Komachi's chair! The suprise of the boatwoman's strange powers barely shocks Reimu and Marisa, who are both too entranced by her seductiveness (and big boobs) to really care. Komachi steps back and reaches into her cleavage, pausing for dramatic effect and eliciting an excited gasp from the two onlookers. After a second of fake, playful rummaging around, she pulls out a spell card. The card is as red as the spider lilies and adorned with skulls, fitting for an icon of death. The shinigami giggles playfully and holds the card up, declaring it with a flash of ominous purple light.

Thrown Coins "Yesterday's Money"

A cloud of light pink smoke poofs out around the shinigami, concealing her body completely for a moment. When the smoke dissipates, Komachi is standing there, free arm on her hip as she shows the two peasants her new getup. Replacing her dress is a shiny, jet black one piece latex bodysuit, covering her body from neck to toe! The catsuit clings tightly to her busty body, wrapped tightly around every single curve. Her tits and ass look like shiny black bowling balls, begging to be squeezed. On her feet Komachi now wears shiny black high heels which clack loudly with each step. The ferrywoman rubs her latex-clad rack with her hands, which now have long, red-painted nails, just to excite her human onlookers even more. The latex squeaks beneath the palm of her hand, and the whole suit crinkles loudly with every move she takes.

Squuueeak-...

"Eheheh, do you like the outfit, you degenerates? Perfect to *kill* you two in.~" Komachi mutters seductively. "The Ministry almost went bankrupt buying us these uniforms, but I think it was worth every last yen...~"

Reimu and Marisa's eyes nearly pop out of their sockets at the pure black vixen now standing in front of them! Their ears wince at every crinkle and squeak, but the sound is nirvana to their libido-warped minds. The two humans pore over every inch of Komachi's shiny body, inspecting her more tightly than the very suit she wore. The exciting, impossible fantasy of touching, groping, licking this deadly goddess, defiling her in every way makes their mouths water. Reimu and Marisa had just gained a new fetish they had never known ever existed.

"Oh, Mistress!~ What do you want us to do!?~" Reimu asks desperately, settling into her new place immediately.

"F-Fuck, please! We'll do anything you want, ze!~" Marisa pleads in tandem.

Now that her new toys have been successfully broken, Komachi giggles to herself in lewd excitement. She leans her scythe against her chair, giving a good view of her fat ass through the suit as she turns around. Then, she slowly lays onto the chair and reclines herself, sitting comfortably. More latex squeaks fill the dead clearing as she gets comfortable. She reaches into her cleavage and grabs a small satin sack that clinks and chimes with greed as it shakes. Untying it, she dumps its contents into her palm. It was a purse filled with old-fashioned coins, which now lay in a pile in her hand. She rings one around her index finger and twirls it flauntingly. Finally, she sees it fit to even look back at her two subjects to address them.

"Now get on your knees and beg."

Silently, Reimu and Marisa do as they are told, dropping to their knees beside Komachi's chair. They submissively kneel on the ground next to her, arms resting meekly on their thighs. Komachi rests indulgently in her chair, like a senator attended to by his concubines. She presents them her stash of money.

"You want it?~" she teases.

"Yes, mistress, please!~" the two say in unison.

"Neither of you mortals deserve it.~ What a waste it would be..." the shinigami denies.

The two girls stick their tongues out in desperation as avarice and lust overtakes their senses.

"Fuck, please, we've been good..." Reimu begs sheepishly.

"C'mon, ma'am, ze!~" Marisa pleads rudely.

The total submission makes Komachi feel drunk with power! The shinigami feels delirious as the influence goes to her head. She can feel them melting under her baggy-eyed, exhausted stare. She wants to push these two humans to their limit!

"Then I'll make it rain!~"

Komachi tosses her entire handful of coins straight into the air! The glittering, shiny change flies up into the sky above, making a heavenly song of clinks. Absolutely amazed, both Reimu and Marisa look straight up at the constellation of money above them, their mouths dropping in pure awe. The coins fall back down to the ground with a torrent of loud clatters, now scattered all around the path behind them between the spider lilies.

The humans feel their focus change in an instant. No longer was the rubber-clad seductive shinigami of any interest to them. Now, all they cared about was the money. Shrine donations! Stuff to steal! Their greed compels them to snatch every last coin and make a break for it. Working with one mind, they scurry off after the coins and start plucking them all off of the ground.

"Money! I need this for my shrine!"

"Holy shit, ze! Gimme all of that shit, ze!"

Seeing them run off and grab all the money, Komachi feels a little... stupid! She grins awkwardly, suprised at the trouble she had just caused herself. All of that money belonged to the Ministry, not her. If her boss found out that she had just thrown it into a bunch of poison flowers for two greedy, selfish humans to fight over, she would be in big trouble! She observes Reimu and Marisa crawling back and forth, grabbing up every single coin they can find, awkwardly.

"Um... guys? Please don't actually steal those... I, your um, mistress, needs them back..." the shinigami says. "The Yama's gonna kill me if I don't give it back..."

Reimu and Marisa completely ignore her. Instead, they are in the middle of fighting over a coin both of them grabbed at the same time. Each pinching one side, they pull it back and forth between them.

"Marisa, this one's mine!" Reimu grunts. "I need it for my shrine!"

"No way, josé, ze!" Marisa grunts back. "I saw it first! It's mine, fair and square!"

"Greedy thief!"

"Lazy shrine maiden!"

Reimu and Marisa both stare at eachother as they tug on the coin. Then, they both mash their faces together into an intense french kiss. Back on her chair, Komachi can hear their loud smooches and hot, heavy breathing even from far away as she looks on. After a long moment of wild kisses, the two temporarily break apart.

"And I wouldn't have you any other way, Marisa.~"

"Me neither, Reimu! I love ya just the way ya are!"

They close their eyes and hungrily kiss eachother once more, this time with even more raw intensity. Each girl cups the other's chest in her hands, feeling around their breasts and moaning as the other does the same. Without Reimu noticing, Marisa takes the coin and hides it in her hat brim.

Komachi looks on in bewilderment. This wasn't good! She had lost control of her playthings! This slacking session had gone way off course, and she had to steer this boat in the right direction again quickly. As she sits upwards, she notices her fat ass and even fatter tits jiggle within the latex catsuit. This gives her an idea!

Suddenly, Komachi is kneeling right in Reimu and Marisa's faces! The duo break their kiss and look at her, suprised.

"Mmh?"

"Hunh?"

"Suprised to see me? Your mistress is very disappointed in how naughty you two are acting.~ I don't have the patience to deal with two rampant sinners all day. Your punishment begins now!~"

Komachi firmly pushes Reimu backwards. The miko falls on her back with a loud, suprised gasp. Komachi moves over and steps her leg over Reimu's body, hovering her shiny black ass right over the girl's face. After giving the human one last chance to take a deep breath, she sits her rear down directly on Reimu's face!

SQURRK!~

Reimu feels Komachi's heavy ass slam down on her head like a giant black bowling ball! She gets engulfed by that giant, smooth rear, her face squeezed between the shinigami's massive latex-encased asscheeks. The pressure is so tight she can neither breathe nor see, but she doesn't care. Reimu licks wildly at the squeaky rubber ass like the perverted animal she has become. Her tongue runs over the bump of Komachi's hole, the exotic fabric pressed down tightly against even her rim. Knowing that Komachi's holes were *right there*, beneath her very tongue, yet separated from her by a thin sheet of latex arouses Reimu to no end. Her legs quiver and shake around as she vents her unspendable lust.

"Mmmmph, y-yesh!~ I love you, Mistressh!~" Reimu can be heard moaning out, muffled beneath Komachi's rear.

Komachi is very, very pleased that she has regained control of the situation. Reimu's unrestrained tongue lapping at her bottom feels so taboo, yet she just can't get enough of it at the same time. With lewd fervor, she grinds her ass against Reimu's face, alternating between pressing down hard and rubbing back and forth over her head in rhythmic succession. She can hear the crinkles and squeaks of her tight bodysuit against Reimu's face, which brings a tingle to her ear. Even her very skin tingles at the touch. She could only imagine how it felt for Reimu down there.

"There... You really like licking my ass, don't you dear?~ Such a naughty little slut...~"

The ferrywoman lets out a lazy sigh. She felt so hot inside that tight catsuit. Komachi figures she must be swimming in her own sweat in there. Whoever unzips that suit is going to be in for a hot, steamy suprise, she figures.

Next, Komachi notices Marisa staring at her in awe, her entire face red from the blush. Reimu's feet shake and kick around her knees giving the magician a perfect indication of what she's missing. She stays completely silent, face drenched with sweat, listening to Reimu's moans and Komachi's crinkles with rapt attention. Even with the shinigami's baggy eyes meeting her, she can't even bring herself to beg.

"Oh, you too. Come here, you horny little fucking pig.~" Komachi degrades, seizing Marisa by the shoulders and pulling her in close.

The shinigami wraps her arms around the magician's neck tightly, then shoves her face directly into her rubber breasts. Marisa wastes not a second licking up and down Komachi's cleavage ravenously, feeling the smooth latex beneath her tongue. Huge, squishy busts clad in cool, smooth rubber constrain the sides of her head, pressing up against her cheeks. The human shakes her head back and forth, self-indulgently motorboating the shinigami's busts. She grabs Komachi's rack with both of her hands and unleashes a raw, primal performance of kneading, squeezing, and groping at squishy black latex. This is barely enough to satiate her urges. Now kneeling over Reimu's crotch, feeling the shrine maiden shaking against her, Marisa joins in by humping their groins together pathetically.

"Ze...~" is all she can let out into Komachi's oversized cushions.

Every nerve in Komachi's whole body is satiated with dominant, perverse glee as she feels Marisa rub and grope against her disgustingly. She can feel the magician's hot, wild gasps of pleasure against her chest, accompanied by the crinkling of the tight latex. The shinigami holds Marisa close, smothering her between her breasts, not letting go no matter how much the girl shuddered with pleasure. Good thing she was sealed in this tight suit, Komachi figured, drunk on praise and worship. A perfect, elegant goddess of death shouldn't have to touch dirty sinners like these two with her bare, naked body. They didn't deserve it.

"Yes... You two pathetic, little humans.~ I'll smother you both to death for interrupting my break.~" she coos teasingly. "You'd both like that, don't you? You'd love it if your life was taken by my luscious body.~ How sickening.~"

The ferrywoman only recieves frantic, muffled feminine moans and tight gropes into her shiny black body as a response.

"Yes... you want to get killed by my body, clad in my tight uniform, because you both know you're too pathetic to even touch the real thing. At least you two losers know your place!~" she exclaims smugly.

All three of them suddenly freeze in place as they hear a loud, assertive woman's voice shout out towards them.

"KOMACHI!!!"

Chapter Text

EPISODE FINAL

BGM: Mound of Shigan

"Komachi Onozuka, what are you doing with these two mortals? Are you seriously slacking off *again*?"

Komachi's blood chills over as she hears that familiar scolding tone. Her mesmerized grinding over Reimu's face comes to a halt, and she loosens her grip completely over Marisa's head. The two humans wrestle their heads out from Komachi's smothering curves, and all three of them look up at the voice towering over them.

Looming up above is a tall, green-haired woman in regal blue attire, an important-looking uniform complete with a gold-emblemed blue cap. She has a chest the same size as Komachi does, impressively. Her skirt does not even cover her legs up to her knees, showing off just how long they were. In her hands she holds a large rod, tapping it down on her palm lightly. Against the backdrop of red spider lilies and purple cherry blossoms, she looks quite intimidating. The woman looks down at the three of them with an irritated look. However, Reimu and Marisa can ascertain that her dismay is directed not at them, but at "Mistress" Komachi.

"B-Boss!!! I... um... was just about to get back to work! There were j-just so many spirits this year, that I had to take a break with these two..." Komachi stutters nervously.

"Are you sure, Komachi? You didn't even know about the incident when I woke you up from your nap. It was like you slept through the entire season or something!" Reimu interjects from beneath hot rubber Komachi ass.

"I mean t-there are so many spirits every single year! We keep getting more and more, even before this giant explosion of them! Boss, you understand, right?" the shinigami elaborates.

"Which is all the more reason for you to be doing your job, Komachi. All these spirits need to be ferried over the Sanzu River so I can judge them back in Higan." The woman lectures. "That is your only responsibility, shikigami. If you cannot do it, I will have no choice but to fire you."

"N-no need for you to do that, boss!" Komachi pleads worriedly. "I'll get back to work right away! Just calm your tits, and I'll go over there right away!"

Upon hearing that particular word, the woman's displeased frown turns into an angry scowl.

"Calm my... what? Care to repeat that, Komachi?" she says shortly.

"N-nothing! I said nothing, I swear! Please, it was nothing!" Komachi pleads back desperately.

"That's what I thought." the woman says, her words biting with anger.

Marisa leans backward, escaping Komachi's tightly-wrapped cleavage.

"Wait a minute! Who even are ya, ze?" she asks.

The woman's scowl fades, her face turning to a much softer expression.

"My apologies, humans. My name is Eiki Shiki, and I am Gensokyo's Yama. It is my duty to judge the souls of the deceased and decide their fate in the afterlife. My station grants me the ability to peer into one's very soul, and determine the good and evil that has been committed." the woman says, introducing herself. "Komachi here is my subordinate. As a shinigami, she ferries those souls across the Sanzu River, allowing them to reflect on the sins they committed in life. Or at least, she is supposed to."

Reimu and Marisa are astonished. So this was the Yama herself, in the flesh, right here in Gensokyo? Almost everybody in the province, human or Youkai, knew about this infamous judge. It was said in gossip that she would get angry over even the slightest wrongdoing and scold people for hours if they were unfortunate enough to cross her path. Even worse, she was well-known for her envy, willing to send anyone to Hell for eternity for having larger breasts than her. But still, they felt something didn't add up. She didn't seem angry at them, or even that mad at all. It was more like she was just irritated, mostly at the ferrywoman for causing the incident. They felt confused. Did they simply not piss her off yet? Best to get out of here before she starts scolding them.

"Oh, so you mean she was blowin' off her duty to stay here and sit on Reimu's face? Guess that's why all the flowers got possessed or whatever Reimu was talkin' about." Marisa remarks. "So I take it you're gonna make her go to work now and fix the incident for us, ze? That's great! Me and Reimu are just gonna get outta here, then. Right, Reimu, ze?"

"Yep!" Reimu says, nodding in agreement. "No need for a lecture or anything! Our work is done here, so if you'll excuse us, we're going to go home now."

Eiki looks down at Reimu sternly.

"Not so fast, you two. Reimu Hakurei, Marisa Kirisame, I know all about both of you. You are each on a course to burn in Hell forever after you die. You must listen to my words and take them to heart if you are ever to reach salvation." she states simply.

Reimu and Marisa gulp nervously. Yep, the rumors were right. Here comes the day long lecture!

"Nah, that ain't gonna be necessary! I can figure it out myself later. Same with Reimu. Don'tcha have other things to do besides yell at some mortals, ze?" the magician asks dismissively.

The edge of Eiki's lip twitches as she hears Marisa's biting refusal. They were always like this. She was used to it, even though it always took her off guard each time the mortals shunned her in their own unique ways. But she couldn't let it bother her.

"There is no denying the words of the Yama, young Marisa. Whether you like it or not, you are going to hear what I have to say to you. It is the only way for you two to even have a chance of redeeming yourselves." she asserts. "You don't have a choice. This is for your own sake, not mine. Heed my words, or you will fall into Hell."

Reimu crawls out from under Komachi and Marisa, prompting the busty shinigami and thieving witch to fall to the side. The three of them get up to their feet and retrieve their implements. Reimu and Marisa confront Eiki in battle-ready poses, gohei and Mini-Hakkero in hands, while Komachi stands behind them looking bored, leaning her head against the shaft of her long scythe.

"I don't care who you are, Eiki! I'll beat you in a danmaku duel and escape your grueling lecture in a fraction of the time!" Reimu exclaims confidently.

"Yeah! What she said! I got no problem just blowing you and your crazy boat woman up if I have to, ze!" Marisa adds on enthusiastically.

Eiki looks at the two humans with disappointment. Heavy, heavy disappointment. She sighs and shakes her head, facepalming. There was one last trick up the tall deity's celestial sleeve.

"You would attack a Yama just to avoid her judgement? Of course, just as I expected. It seems that it is time for the most interesting part of my job." she says, smacking her heavy rod against her palm.

"Yama or not, you have no chance of beating us!" Reimu shouts at her, producing a fistful of persuasion needles from her sleeves.

"Fight you? No, I don't want to fight you." Eiki explains. "I am simply offering you an alternative to my traditional lecture. Komachi isn't the only one in the Ministry who attended the BDSM seminar. Would you prefer if I delivered my advice... *that* way?"

The human's faces light up with excitement, and their weapons drop to their sides.

"Y-you mean, more kinky sex stuff?" Reimu asks.

"That is exactly what I mean." Eiki confirms. "The Ministry has adopted new ways to get our lectures across to the more... unruly souls. Hell may be bankrupt after paying for proper gear, costumes, and etiquette training for us all, but even I must say that the results speak for themselves. Now, do you give your consent?"

"That sounds awesome, Eiki! Of course I'm in!" Reimu says enthusiastically.

"Hell yeah! Count me in too, ze!" Marisa says as well.

"Very well." Eiki says calmly.

The Yama looks behind them, at Komachi. The shinigami, still wearing her tight latex bodysuit, looks back at her awkwardly.

"And you, Komachi? Do you consent?" Eiki asks.

Komachi looks back at the tall, composed goddess. Her eyes slowly travel up Eiki's long, bare legs, up to her heavy chest, then up to her attractively stern face. A sly smile grows on Komachi's lips, followed by a light pink blush. She wouldn't mind getting lectured by the Yama yet again. As her gaze meets her boss's, Eiki's eyes flick away quickly, blushing and pouting in embarassment. Komachi likes how cute Eiki could be at times like these. Embarassed herself, she nods lightly.

"Yes I do, boss.~"

Eiki straightens up and regains her composure in an instant. She looks at the trio and addresses them.

"As you wish. I will begin."

Eiki reaches into her pocket and swiftly draws her hand out with a spell card between her fingers. The card is pure white and embroidered in gleaming, opulent gold. The Yama shows the card to her subjects, and it flashes with a divine, gilded light.

Judgement "Last Judgement"

Her face turns angry and intimidating. She points her rod at them as if delivering a conviction to the guilty.

BGM: Eastern Judgement in the Sixtieth Year ~ Fate of Sixty Years

"You three! None of you are free from sin. As the Yama of Gensokyo, it is my duty to lay bare all of your wrongdoings. With my Rod of Remorse, I shall make you know the weight of your sins. Heed my guidance! Know my conviction! Cleanse your souls of blackness before it is too late! I, Eiki Shiki, shall terrify you into salvation with the burning flames of Hell!!! Now, for your own sakes, I shall give each of you a lesson you will never forget!"

The hazy field of Muenzuka undergoes a sudden, violent, apocalyptic transformation under Eiki's powerful magic. The treeline of gentle purple cherry blossoms ignites into a tall, blazing wall of flame that encircles the group, trapping them completely. The hazy red air seems to ignite, filling with inky black smoke that chokes the lungs and the deafening roar and crackle of the inferno. The sky turns pitch black, swallowing the rest of Gensokyo in a murky void as a reminder that there is nowhere to escape Eiki's judgement. The solemn grass below them morphs into a craggy, cracked slab of inhospitable brimstone. This was a taste of Hell, prepared to tease the sinners of what was to come.

Much like Komachi, Eiki's figure becomes shrouded in a poof of thick, dark blue smoke. When the smokescreen clears, she is left donned in a tight black latex bodysuit as well. The suit leaves nothing to the imagination; the Yama's assets upon her chest and rear are every bit as large and busty as her shinigami underling. However, her legs and arms are longer, and much thicker too. She wore her shiny, jet black high heels in a dominant, sadistic posture as if she lived to crush erect balls into dust. Unfortunately, there were none around for her to brutalize. The only cock anywhere nearby was her own, visible as a huge, throbbing bulge in her latex suit's crotch. She also kept her hat on her head, because like everyone in Gensokyo she will die without it.

Before they could even realize it, the sinners have been stripped bare and bound up by the Yama's magic. Three giant crosses, made of chipped, weathered wood, were erected in the stony ground side by side. Reimu, Marisa, and Komachi have been crucified, rope tied around their arms and legs in loops and bound to the crosses! Reimu and Marisa have been stripped naked, save the miko's bow and the witch's hat, while Komachi remained sweating within her stuffy latex suit. In addition, a black latex hood was placed over her head, with holes for her mouth, nostrils, and pigtails. The three of them grunt and struggle around in sudden suprise, but their binds hold firm. Actually, for torture implements they seem relatively comfortable. The rope is in fact made from black polyester and wasn't tied too tight around their limbs, even seeming to magically not cut in or chafe. This was just for play, after all!

"Aw, I've been crucified again? "Those fucking crackers are back at it again!" Reimu exclaims.

"Whoa! So this is how you felt last time, ze! This is so fuckin cool!" Marisa chimes in excitedly.

"Marisa, dear, that's because nobody is dumping a waterfall of piss on you..." Reimu corrects her, still icked out by that particular episode.

"Nah, that would be cool, literally!"

"Marisa, piss is literally warm! I remember feeling it!"

"Um, what the actual fuck?" Komachi responds bewildered at their conversation more than the heavy gay activities she had been quite literally strapped into.

"Silence, all of you! I shall not permit racism or pissing on my watch!" Eiki shouts.

Eiki struts across the brimstone over to her first victim. Her high heels clack loudly against the cracked, hellish stone, over and over. She arrives at the first recipient of her punishment, Reimu. The naked shrine maiden looks back at her and smirks nervously. Eiki only sternly frowns back in response, raising her rod.

"Reimu Hakurei! You are, by far, one of the worst offenders in all of Gensokyo! And as a shrine maiden, of all things! You bring disgrace to the very gods themselves."

Her voice is all-powerful and authoritative, strong as a woman can be. The Yama's judgement booms loudly as she speaks, hammering into Reimu's ears like it was striking a nail. The shrine maiden is helpless to block her ears from Eiki's stinging truth.

Hearing the tall, latex-clad Yama degrade her and seeing her look at her nude body with disgust, Reimu's nerves race. Her heart pounds with excitement, and she looks back at Eiki with a slutty smile. The lewd tension hanging in the air is thicker and soupier than the smoke. Her pussy waters hungrily, staining the old wooden cross.

"I am!~ Oh, Mistress, you must punish me for my sins!~"

Eiki smacks Reimu across the cheek with the back of her hand! The miko promptly shuts up, grinning smuttily.

"SILENCE! It is I who speaks. You will stay quiet and listen, filthy sinner!"

She presses her rod up against Reimu's breast, staring her down angrily as she increases the pressure. Then, she begins delivering a series of hefty smacks to each of Reimu's boobs using the rod! As the tool strikes at the shrine maiden's sensitive breasts repeated, she lets out moan after moan from the dizzying pleasure!

"Ahn!~ Ah!~ G-gah, Ngnh!~"

Eiki's face remains as angry and hard as stone. She continues whacking at Reimu's body with her heavy rod. The human's breasts grow red from the repeated attacks.

"You exterminate and fuck countless youkai, all without a second thought! Being a shrine maiden is no excuse to attack youkai on sight. You abuse the powers of your station!"

Her smacking grows even more rapid! Her blows land upon Reimu's ripe nipples faster and harder.

"How dare you neglect the rest of your holy duties to revel in such violence against others, you scum! You're obsessed with the vices of bloodlust and carnal pleasure. And how you fuck your enemies after beating them, how disgusting! If you were to die right now, you wouldn't even reach Hell! Your punishment would be much worse!"

Komachi lowers her rod down between Reimu's legs. She just barely tickles the woman's folds by grazing its edge along them ever so gently. Reimu's eyes grow wide and watery from the arousal! She squirms and wiggles her torso around, desperately trying to hump at Eiki's rod. All she wants is a little more pressure, a little more closeness.

"Ah!~ N-ng-yes!~"

Eiki scowls in absolute disgust. She smacks Reimu across the cheek again, ending the sad display.

"You whore! How dare you even call yourself a shrine maiden! You bring no honor or piety to your shrine's god! You don't even know it's name! You don't even show respect to any of the gods you've met. Look at how greedily you grind at my Rod of Remorse, you slut! All you care about is seeking pleasure. You have the raw, shameless audacity to infest your own shrine with youkai that you fuck, and let them steal the offerings of your god! You are like a dog who is too lazy to notice it has been infected with fleas!"

Eiki shoves her rod right inside Reimu's pussy! As if reflecting the amount of the shrine maiden's sin, it is enough to fill Reimu's insides completely. Eiki begins to pump the rod in and out of Reimu, fucking her with it. The human gasps and moans loudly as her body convulses against the ropes from pleasure!

"O-Oh!~ Oh, yes!~ Fuck me! Punish- g-gah~, me!~"

Eiki looks on at the needy, insatiable Reimu like she was a disgusting, wriggling maggot. She can feel Reimu's womb sucking back her rod with every pull, unwilling to let go. She roughly churns and mashes it into the human's insides, giving the greedy bitch exactly what she wants.

"Look at you! Are you even listening to me, you sinner? You just want to cum, slut!"

"Y-yes!~ I want to cum! Mmnh!~"

"Pathetic little slut! Tell me what you learned from me, and I just may let you finally cum.~"

Reimu parts her lips and begins to croak out her sins, barely able to think straight as the rod violates her pussy.

"M-my name is Reimu Hakurei, and I'm just a pathetic, horny loser! I'm so greedy so that I can keep abandoning my shrine maiden duties! Instead, I go off on self-indulgent adventures so I can have fun exterminating and fucking youkai! I-I am such a bad shrine maiden that I bring disgrace to my own shrine and its god! I deserve to be tortured like a bad little girl f-forever!"

A sadistic smile goes across Eiki's face as the tearful, horny Reimu willingly degrades herself. All for release, huh? How sad...

"Do you swear to repent, sinner? To turn your life around?"

"Yes, I do! I'll stop! Just let me cum!~"

She smacks Reimu in the face again!

"DO YOU?"

"YES! OH, YES I DO!~ Mistress Eiki, I'll listen to your wisdom and turn my life around! You are a wise, beautiful, powerful goddess, and I'm just a lowly s-sinner!~ I swear that I'll repent!~ Now, just LET ME CUM!~"

Eiki smiles and gets up in Reimu's grimaced, horny face.

"Good girl.~"

She thrusts her rod inside Reimu as far as it can go! As it slams Reimu's far wall, she climaxes intensely! Her entire sweat-drenched body tenses up, and she lets out a scream of pleasure louder than the crackling infernal fire!

"K-KYAH!~ I'M CUMMING!~"

Reimu's walls squeeze down over the Rod of Remorse, pressing down over every elegantly chiseled adornment and edge. Juices pour out of her cunt, dripping all the way down her naked legs onto the brimstone with a sizzle.

As soon as Reimu's climax finishes, Eiki's angry scowl returns and she forcefully rips her rod out of the shrine maiden's pussy. Reimu lets out a deep, suprised gasp as the rod exits her. She is left behind tied to the cross, panting in the hot and heavy air. Her mind is too tired, too overwhelmed to say anything more. Eiki remains silent as well, turning her head to the next victim.

The Yama struts over to the middle cross, where Marisa is tied up. The magician looks at her, laughing weakly. Already her heart is racing just from hearing what Eiki had just unleashed upon Reimu. Just as she hoped, she sees no signs of mercy in the Yama's angry face.

"Marisa Kirisame! You are no better than your beloved partner. For years, you have been wreaking havoc all over Gensokyo all for your own selfish interests! Do you know how many people you've hurt? Do you *even* care?"

Marisa is absolutely flustered by Eiki's biting scold! Her toes curl excitedly, imagining how angry this woman was with her. She wants Eiki to take it all out on her. To this end, she decides to play dumb.

"Hurt people? I-I dunno what you're talkin' about, ze! I'd never hurt anyone, I swear! Besides, the leather club's two blocks down, ze!"

Upset by Marisa steeping so low, Eiki shoots right up close to the crucified magician and presses her rubber-clad body tight against Marisa's side. She puts her finger to Marisa's lips, silencing her.

"You lie, human! That is what you do. You always lie, and never tell the truth! Even now, you lie to the Yama! That's who you are at your core. You manipulate others out of your own selfishness! You even have the audacity to tell brazen, obvious lies with no shame! Your heart is black as they come, you two-faced, sinful slut!"

Marisa feels something pressed against her cunt between her legs. She tries to look down.

"H-huh?"

She can't see it, but a vibrator has been pushed up against her pussy and tied beneath her legs! Eiki reaches downwards and presses a button on it. Suddenly, the vibrator whirrs to life, and the wand begins lightly shaking against Marisa's pussy!

"A-Ah, ze!~"

The witch can feel the plastic bulb buzzing against her hot, wet folds. The sensations fill her nerves with so much pleasure that she can't even think straight. Eiki looks annoyed at her.

"You're the biggest thief in Gensokyo! You steal both people's hearts and their belongings, never to be returned! Selfish runt! You don't even know how to use most of the the loot you steal! You just impulsively steal without thinking about others! I've never seen such a greedy little whore in all my years! Your lust for wealth, sex, and power will send you to the deepest, darkest pit of Hell one day! Why, you would do anything to become more powerful! Isn't that right? Anything, to both others, and yourself!"

Eiki angrily turns up a knob on the vibrator, causing it to vibrate even harder! The bulb is soaked in Marisa's sticky love, and her mind is overwhelmed with buzzing pleasure! She can't help but moan her lust out loud!

"Nngh, S-So good, ze!~ Fuck!~ M-Mistress Eiki, I s-swear that I'll t-turn myself around for you, ze!~"

Eiki's finger quickly silences Marisa's lips once more.

"SILENCE! Be silent, dishonest sinner, or you will have your tongue cut out! In fact, I shall quiet your prideful, deceptive mouth myself!"

Eiki shoves a ball gag into Marisa's mouth and clips it tight! Now, all the magician can do is create muffled moans through her gag.

"Mmmh! Mmmh!~"

Eiki grits her teeth in anger. She pinches her fingers around Marisa's chin.

"Did you hear a thing I said? You will learn to repent your sins and cleanse your soul! I shall inflict upon you all the pain your countless sins have wrought!"

Eiki turns the knob on the vibrator to the highest setting. The device buzzes against Marisa's sensitive lips as fast as it can, shaking them around intensely! Marisa can barely keep her head straight while feeling the intense assault of orgasmic pleasure. The sensation makes her close her eyes and buck her elbows and knees all about, barely bound by her restraints! The old wooden cross creaks loudly from her throes. Marisa can barely keep her eyes open. She's going to cum at any second!

"MMMH! MMMH! MMMHHH!~"

The magician's uncontrollable wrenching and exasperated, muffled moans make Eiki smile sadistically once again. She stamps her feet suddenly and gets right up in Marisa's face!

"Yeah, you like that, you filthy, sinning slut! Feel it! Feel the brunt of your sins! Repent, you dirty whore, before it's too late!"

Marisa's eyes roll backwards, and her head arcs upwards. Her entire body succumbs to a powerful orgasm! All-encompassing pleasure fires off into every corner of her body. She screams out loudly from the intense climax, smothered by the tight ball gag!

"MMMMMMMMMHESH!!!~"

Eiki mercifully allows Marisa to enjoy the rest of her orgasm. Not long after, the human falls limp, her limbs strung up to the arms of the cross. She sucks in air deeply through her nose. The Yama looks at her with a barely noticeable proud smile.

"My lecture has been delivered to you. Take your time to reflect on it, and pray that it saves you from damnation."

She reaches down and twists the knob on the vibrator backwards. The entire device is sticky and wet from Marisa's juices. The Yama deactivates it, giving the human a chance to reflect without being distracted by its arousing buzzing.

Finally, Eiki turns around to see her third sinner, awaiting her judgement. The black latex hood blinds Komachi in an inky veil of total darkness, and silences almost every noise. Still, she can make out the loud clacks of Eiki's high heels approaching the site of her conviction. Her head turns towards the Yama, her hooded face looking like a smooth, featureless skull made from darkness itself. Save the bright red pigtails, of course.

"Ah, finally got around to my turn, boss? Really appreciated the opportunity to lay up here doing nothing. I just know you'll use it as an excuse to scold me, too."

Eiki is taken aback by Komachi's fresh mockery. She grips down hard on her rod very, very tightly.

"Why, you-"

Deep breaths. This was all play. Komachi here just wanted to be a bratty sub. Even though her tone kind of hurt...

"Komachi..."

Eiki steps right up to the bound shinigami.

"You, Komachi, are the worst of them all. You think that being a Shinigami and not having to worry about being sent to hell makes you exempt from fearing sin? You slack off in the face of the gods themselves! The spirits of the deceased depend on you, yet you let them down!"

Komachi grows a wicked smile through the slit in her hood.

"Yes, let me feel your wrath, Mistress Eiki! I know how much you love your job sending people to Hell. Punish me! Show me how much you enjoy making people feel like dirt! F-fucking crush my overinflated ego before you wreck my body!~"

Eiki's brows furrow angrily! Komachi doesn't even need to see the woman's face to know how furious she was getting. She felt so excited. Eiki would give her the time of her life! Inside, the Yama doesn't share her enthusiasm.

"Hey! S-Shut up! I'm trying to save these two from Hell! This is just for play, Komachi! How dare you speak to me like that!?"

The shinigami decides Eiki isn't riled up enough just yet. This next one should do the trick.

"Come on, make me suffer already!~ Aren't my boobs bigger than yours? They are! My powers of distance allow me to tell for sure that mine are slightly bigger! And that makes you so, so angry! Please, take your jealousy out on me! I'm such a bad girl, who deserves to be punished for having bigger boobs than you!~"

Eiki blinks in astonishment, and a single tear drops from her eyes!

"You'd truly speak to the Yama like that? You're ABSOLUTELY worthless, Komachi! You never do your work and always goof off! Right now, there are hundreds of deceased children alone on the shore of the Sanzu River who don't even know they are dead! And instead of you helping them reincarnate, I have to straighten you out here because you don't want to DO YOUR JOB! And yet you act like I'm the villain here, just for reminding you of your work! How about I put you to a better use, huh?"

Eiki's words come out bitter like the spider lily's flowery venom. She reaches down to her crotch and quickly unzips a zipper down there. Out of her latex catsuit angrily springs an intense, throbbing erection, already oozing precum. She presses her very cock against Komachi's crotch, digging into the slippery latex that protected the ferrywoman's snatch. Then, grabbing onto Komachi's hips, she presses their bodies together close. The shiny rubber that jackets them both squeaks angrily between their curvy forms.

squrrk...

Komachi can't see, but she can feel the Yama's boner raging against her, feel the hot, angry breath on her face. Her hood prominently displays her stupefied, happy smile.

"Yeah... YEAH! This is your deep, dark fantasy!~ I bet you're so jealous of my big, bouncy rack!~ Go ahead, Mistress Eiki!~ Fucking take out all your jealousy on me!"

Eiki's angry scowl deepens. She clenches her fists as Komachi's taunts reach her ears. Oh, she wished that she hadn't given the only ball gag she had to Marisa. The woman tries her best to assure herself that it is only play. There's one thing that Komachi wants. She unzips the shinigami's own bodysuit, exposing her runny, wet pussy to the hot and oppressive air. Eiki wastes not a second shoving her cock right into Komachi's tight hole!

"There! Take my cock already! Are you happy now, you worthless ferrywoman? Is this what you wanted all along? What you wanted instead of your JOB? Your careless hedonism disgusts me! Few mortals commit as much sin as you! You're a fucking disgrace!"

Eiki starts angrily thrusting inside her lazy, bound underling. She puts all her frustration behind each thrust of her hips, slamming the hard cock deep inside Komachi. The boatwoman's pussy itself is as tight and wet as they come, accepting even her roughest thrusts with ease. Though she may be blinded, Eiki hopes that this will finally get her pent-up frustration through Komachi's head. Their rubber-clad thighs, instead of fleshy plaps and claps, produce sanitized, almost alien high-pitched squeaks and squeals.

fwip fwip fwip fwip!

Komachi herself convulses and struggles lewdly upon the cross as Eiki's cock ravages her! Her punishment entailed the Yama's shaft rutting her harder and faster than any one she had ever taken before. Elated, she moans and gasps all over the place! This pace was incredible, but she couldn't help but want even more! Her verbal tirade against her boss continues.

"Oh, FUCK YES!~ You're such a vindictive slut, boss! KEEP FUCKING ME!~ I FUCKING DESERVE IT!~ Keep ruining me with your cock like the immature, jealous little BITCH you are! OH, YES! AHHN!~"

Eiki's mouth drops in shock! Immature? Jealous? She was not... it hurts her down to her very core! This was personal now. Everything Komachi had ever done, and now this... it was the final straw. She hated it! This ferrywoman had to learn her place! It makes her so angry that she bucks her hips uncontrollably faster!

"How DARE YOU mock me, KOMACHI! I fucking hate what you do to me! You spread that AWFUL gossip about my boob size and self-esteem, and now everyone in Gensokyo FUCKING HATES ME! They all think I'm some psychopath who wants to condemn everyone to Hell over the tiniest things! Do you even know how that feels?"

Eiki continues to thrust until her cock hurts. The pain is the only thing keeping herself back.

"Fuh-FUCK! YES!~ That's because you ARE an evil psycho, boss!~ Just admit it!~ Even now, you're punishing the three of us with your cock.~ Don't I just make you so angry?~ I don't fucking care how *sad* it makes you feel, my brutal, hateful Mistress!~ Just fucking... KEEP PUNISHING ME!~"

Komachi's entire lower body stings with intense pain! But she's too engrossed in this sadistic torture of her own to even care. In general, the only thing she cared about was getting to berate her boss. Especially now, when it was reflected right back at her as hateful, tough love!

"FUCK! You aren't listening to a single thing I say! You're wrong, Komachi! I just want to help people... but you and your rumors are RUINING my FUCKING LIFE! All I want is to help people escape damnation, but all I get are vile insults, assaults, and disrespect! I HATE BEING HATED! I HATE IT SO MUCH! It's all YOUR fault! I'm not even jealous of your boobs being bigger than mine! I sometimes just wish they were so you would SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Reimu and Marisa turn their heads to the side and look on at the worrying display. Even they can feel the biting venom in both Eiki and Komachi's rants.

"I'll never shut up, Mistress! Pissing you off makes you FUCK ME SO HARD! Besides, I really do fucking hate my job! I have to ferry spirits fucking FOREVER! You think this came outta nowhere? Every single year, my workload gets bigger and bigger! Even when I do ferry them, NOBODY THANKS ME! No thanks! FUCK THAT! Punish me all you want, it's better than rowing that boat all day! F-FUCK, YES!~"

Eiki's loins feel like they're on fire! She pulps Komachi's womb with her dick like an unconscious instinct. Her fury is more blinding than that evil black hood around Komachi's face.

"ALL OF THIS is just your idea of fun? You're horrible, Komachi! I struggle to even find the willpower to forgive you! Are you even capable of correcting your own sins? It SICKENS ME! I hope you learn your lesson sooner or later!"

Komachi feels like her womb is being melted off her very bone! She had wrestled control from her dreaded boss, even while crucified and encased in rubber, and was using it to get the fucking of a lifetime! She was beside herself in perverted glee. Who cares about dealing with this mess later? She felt an orgasm coming!

"Then teach it to me, Mistress Eiki! Teach me with your cock like the annoying, hateful bitch that you really are! FUCKING CUM IN ME ALREADY!!!~"

Eiki is so seething mad that she barely even registers her climax. As she cums, all she lets out is a strained, guttural grunt.

"Nnn-GUH!~"

Eiki's load deflowers Komachi's womb, boiling hot with her hurtful anger. The Yama doesn't feel a drop of pleasure over her violent, maddened disgust. Komachi, on the other hand, is shot all the way to Heaven as she feels the cum fill the deepest recesses of her sinful womb. Without remorse, she stretches out every last muscle in her body, pressed between the cross and her boss's sinister black body. Without shame, she lets her pleasure be known.

"FUCK!~ I'M, I'M... CUMMING! MISTRESS EIKI'S DREADFUL TORTURE IS MAKING ME CUM! SHE'S S-SENDING ME TO HELL WITH HER FAT COCK! OOOH, YES!~"

Eiki stands against her, breathing deeply through gritted teeth as the lax boatwoman orgasms atop her dick. She can feel Komachi's hole tightening around her dick, and can only imagine the lustful bliss the sinful shinigami is feeling. At her expense. As the cum overflows from Komachi's pussy, back down over her cock, Eiki realizes just how angry she is. Free from her libido's urges, anger is all she can feel. She steps back and grabs her Rod of Remorse, then clenches her fist around it tightly.

Komachi notices Eiki's sudden departure as her climax ends, and points her blinded head at her. The shinigami's wide grin indicates that she is ready for more.

"Oh, fuck yes!~ That was amazing!~ Please, I want you to ruin me more, Mistress Eiki!~"

The Yama raises her rod up high, aiming it at Komachi's encased head.

"KOMACHI, FUCKING STOP IT!!!"

Ka-THWACK!!!

Eiki strikes Komachi in the skull as hard as she physically can. The ferrywoman goes silent, and her head slumps down to the side.

"Komachi, are you fucking listening to me? This isn't funny! All of this sin you've committed, it really has made my life MISERABLE! I'm sick of you, do you understand? This isn't a fucking game anymore!"

Komachi remains silent and unmoving.

"All I want is to help people! To guide them away from damnation! That even includes you! But your terrible rumors have turned everyone I meet against me! I hate it so much, but I know I must persist! It is the right thing to do! Even if one soul is saved from Hell, it will be all worth it! But damn, you've made it so, so hard on me!"

There's no response besides the distant roar of flames, and a sweet, coppery smell.

"Why do you do it, Komachi? Why? What have I done to you? If you have a problem with me, just tell me! I don't want to hate you! Just answer me already! Please, just- Komachi?"

It was at this point where the Yama noticed a slick, oozing line of blood gushing out of Komachi's mask, through the mouth slit. It had already dripped down to her chest, covering those beloved, shiny, black "larger breasts" in sickening dark red.

"K-KOMACHI!!!"

Ending Theme: The Flowers Remain in Fantasy

Eiki springs into action and hurriedly unties each of the shinigami's limbs. Each knot comes undone in seconds beneath her frantically scurrying fingers, releasing the redhead from the cross.

"I'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRY!!!"

Ranting like a madwoman from her intense guilt, the Yama grabs ahold of Komachi, feeling her collapse like a ragdoll down from the cross into her arms. Her head slumps against Eiki's right shoulder, still unmoving. Eiki sits herself down on the ground, letting Komachi's body drape against her. She embraces the ferrywoman around her neck tightly.

"I didn't mean it, Komachi! Please, be okay!"

Eiki rips Komachi's latex hood off her head and tosses it away. She looks remorsefully at the woman's face. Komachi stays still as a corpse. A large red ribbon of blood flowed from a nasty red cut on her forehead. Suddenly, her ever-baggy, tired eyes slowly open.

"Urgh... W-what... what did you... do..."

Her eyes watering, Eiki desperately chokes back sobs.

"I s-struck you with the rod! Komachi, I am so, so sorry! Please, tell me, are you okay?"

Komachi's own eyes streak with tears as well. She cannot restrain her own pained sobs. Her vision is swarmed with bright, swirling stars. The Yama had given her a concussion.

"It... hurts! Everything hurts, Eiki!"

She buries her head in the Yama's shoulder and her sobs turn to loud wails of agony! Guilt eats away at Eiki's heart.

"Oh, Komachi! What have I done to you? I'm so, so sorry!"

Komachi continues crying into Eiki's shoulder. Her head throbs with agonizing pain, like her brain is about to break out of her skull. The rest of her body feels like dead weight, too heavy to move. Her only comfort comes from the arms hugging around her, through their tight black latex uniforms. Komachi lets her agonizing sorrow out until her eyes feel dry and her throat feels sore.

Eiki had been overcome with guilt. She, a supposed paragon of virtue, had struck out in anger at her lowly underling. She reviled herself now, more than ever. She could have killed someone! And if she did, they would go to Hell on the spot, like how all who recieved her lectures were on their way to.

"Komachi, you were right! I really am a spiteful tyrant who damns people to Hell! I don't deserve to be the Yama..."

She feels the redhead stir on her shoulder. Komachi lifts her head up and stares right back at Eiki.

"No! It was... my fault, Eiki! Don't blame yourself! I... caused this. This is my own fault!"

Eiki looks back remorsefully.

"No, I struck at you in anger! It's my fault! I..."

Komachi gulps and grunts back at her.

"No it's not! You're the Yama here, Eiki! I kept insulting you and driving you mad! It's my fault you got angry and hit me. Is what you said about my rumors really true?"

"... D-don't absolve me, Komachi. What I did-"

"Yeah, well what I did was worse! I said so many hateful things up on that cross. Tell me, did my gossip really make you feel this way?"

"...Yes. Everybody avoids me on sight. They call me a monster, and so much worse. They even attack me, just to avoid my lectures! I feel like an outcast, Komachi. I can barely force myself to offer guidance anymore!"

"Then I'm sorry! I shouldn't have instigated you like this and hurt your feelings just to make you fuck me harder. I am the one who should be apologizing, Boss! I know everything I do is wrong, the slacking, the gossip, but I do it anyway! There is something wrong with me!"

"So you... know what you do is wrong? And you... want to become a better person?"

"...Yeah. Y-Yes, yes, I do!"

"Komachi..."

"Yes?"

"Thank you..."

Eiki hugs Komachi closely once again. The last remains of her stoic demeanor break, and she allows herself to shed tears. Komachi struggles through her fatigue to embrace Eiki back, wrapping her arms back around her neck.

"Boss?"

"Yes, Komachi?"

"Could you... help me? Just, talk to me about my sins."

"Of course I will, Komachi."

The two now kneel on the ground, facing eachother. Komachi wipes the blood off her face onto the sleeve of her bodysuit. Her wound has seemingly dried up. Eiki lays her hand on Komachi's shoulder, offering her comfort as her strength returns. Introspection is the Yama's specialty. Deep down, she has been awaiting the day when the shinigami would finally come to see the error of her ways. When she could finally forgive her. She starts off with a simple question, not expecting a simple answer.

"First things first. Komachi, why do you slack off all the time?"

Komachi looks back at her, nervously.

"Why do I slack off?"

She expects her companion to be judgemental, but the Yama's expression is stern, yet impartial. There's something strangely comforting about it. There was no malice behind Eiki's stare. Yet at the same time, there was no friendliness either. She would not be pampered to, or shielded from the truth. The shinigami felt confident that no matter what, she would get an honest, unbiased answer. Just what she needed.

"Go ahead. Take your time, and tell me what your heart says. I shall not get angry."

Komachi nods.

"Mhm. How do I put it..."

She searches inward, and finds a valve on her heart. Twisting it open, she begins to unravel the truth.

"I slack off because I'm tired, Boss. I really meant what I said. We've been doing this for, what, tens of thousands of years? I don't even remember the time before this job. And for what? When I ferry the souls across the river, they eventually get reincarnated, die again, then end up on the other side again. Over and over and over. It's a cycle, right? That means my work will *never* be over. It repeats forever and ever, except I have to ferry more and more souls every single year. I can't just quit, either. I'm a shinigami! It's what I'm supposed to do. So I decided to just shirk my duties. What even happens to me if I don't ferry those spirits, anyways? It means nothing anyways, because no matter how much work I put in things never change."

"I see. You're right, Komachi. The cycle of reincarnation is eternal. As long as humanity exists, you and I will be responsible for keeping the cycle running. Tell me, how do you think your coworkers feel about you not putting your share of the work?"

"My share? I don't even think the work can be shared. There's countless numbers of us shinigamis, and we all work around the clock on the river. We never run out of souls to ferry now! There's just too many to even count. There's always souls waiting to be brought across at the shore. It never ends. How can you even share something like that? I see my refusal to work as an escape from endless agony, not forcing responsibilities on other people. Whether I take breaks or not, it doesn't make a difference."

"Komachi, how did you come to see your job as agonizing? Were you always this jaded, or did something change you? Please, tell me."

"Well, on the river I speak to the spirits of the deceased, right? I learn a lot about how humans live their lives, and how they die. I've spoken to millions of spirits over the years who have killed themselves because they hate their lives. They hate their jobs, they hate how they live, and they hate being ordered around by a boss. I don't understand death myself. It's a foreign concept to me. But... I do find myself understanding the despair these humans feel. More and more, until I finally realized I was the same. I hate my job, I hate having to do it forever... and on some level, I hate you."

"You hate me."

"Kind of. You're quite nice compared to what I've heard about other Yamas. You stay impartial even outside of final judgements, and you seem to care about people! Sometimes, you're even... playful, to the ones you lecture. But still, you're my boss! You're the one who has power over me, and tries to keep me in line when I don't do my work. I know you're supposed to do it. You have bosses too, and your work depends on me. But still, I can't help but resent you for being the one who antagonizes me."

"So in other words, I am the only one who confronts you when you slack off. You've never met anyone else in the Ministry besides me and your coworkers, correct? Perhaps I represent the very face of the Ministry to you, an organization you hate for entrapping you into an existence of endless labor, and you resent part of me because of that. Does that make sense?"

"Y-Yes, Yama. It makes a lot of sense..."

"Don't call me by my station. Use my name. I want you to see me not as your boss, but as your friend."

"Yes... Eiki."

"Good. You can trust me, Komachi."

"T-thank you..."

"Now, knowing that, let me ask you something else."

"Yes?"

"Did you tell everyone those things about me because you believe they are true, or because you hate me and wanted a way to hurt me?"

"I-I'm so sorry about that, Eiki. It was so mean, and I didn't know you were so hurt by them!"

"Don't apologize. Please, just answer my question."

"..."

"... I forgive you. For what you did. I shall put it past us. Just take all the time you need, and give me my answer."

"T-thank you. I think I made those rumors up to lash out at you. Not really you, but at the big guys up top, through you. Like you said before. I want to get back at them, or something, because I feel so helpless. The only facet of them I see is you, so you were the only outlet for my anger. It was misplaced."

"It is good that you understand. I feel like I understand you more as well, Komachi. I thought you were just lazy and spiteful, but now I see you have just become frustrated after all this time. Just like I was. It happens to all of us. Believe me, none of us over in Higan are happy about the state of things either. Our finances are tight, Heaven is closed off due to overcrowding, and we have to take strange orders from the Goddess of Hell. Nobody has faith in the long-term operation of the Ministry right now."

"So it's not just me?"

"Correct. All the other Yamas are overworked, going through the motions. All they can do anymore is judge souls after death. I am the only one who's different. I truly care about the humans, and want them to live virtuous lives. It breaks my heart to have to condemn someone to Hell! Yet as a Yama I must do it, as even I have no power to directly change things. That is why I offer my lectures to the living, even to those unwilling to listen. I want to change things the best way I can, so I go out to turn sinners away from their path before I must condemn them in the afterlife. I wish I could do more, trust me, but this is the extent of my power."

"I... never knew about all that! I guess I only thought about myself, and saw the worst in you. Eiki, you and I are actually really similar! I feel so bad now for being so inconsiderate..."

"There's no need to feel bad, dear Komachi. I can hardly blame you for prioritizing yourself, especially in your job, and there's no way you could know what my life is like without me telling you. I agree, we are quite alike in our mindset."

"Well then, Bo- I mean, Eiki, what should I do? I don't know what to do from here."

"Well, for starters, no more gossip. About me, or anyone else. The rumors are most of my issues with you, anyways."

"Well, what about my job?"

"I understand your apathy towards the endless deluge of spirits, but you really do need to stop slacking. Take breaks if you must when it gets too much for you, but please, you must do your job. To get started, please just put in more effort than you do currently! Anything will be better than how you act right now. The rest will come naturally over time."

"That's... actually pretty good advice! I think I can manage that! Thank you, Eiki! Thanks a lot!"

"You're welcome. And one more thing. Komachi?"

"Yes?"

"The journey to cleanse your sins will be long and hard. You will falter many, many times. It is to be expected, even for a shinigami like you. But no matter how many times you fail, get right back up and continue onwards. As long as you strive to improve next time, I will forgive you. Never forget that."

"T-thank you, Eiki! I'll always remember that! I won't let you down!"

"Thank you, Komachi. Oh, thank you!"

The Yama wipes tears of joy from her eyes, her suit crinkling along her arm.

"Oh, Boss! One last thing!"

"What is it?"

"Can we stay in the bodysuits for a little while longer?"

"Why, of course! They are sexy as Hell, if I do say so myself."

The two suddenly hear voices shouting from behind them.

"Hey, are you two done yet? You should really untie us!"

"Yeah, get us the frick down already! Also, gimme one of those tight suits so I can do weird kinky shit with Reimu, ze!~"

"L-like the piss waterfall again?"

"Only on Thursdays!"

Eiki blinks in astonishment as she looks at the two restrained women. She had forgotten to untie them both the whole time! They had been made to witness Eiki and Komachi's entire scene.

"Y-you two! Reimu, Marisa, I offer my most sincere apologies. I completely forgot about you two! Here, allow me to free you."

Eiki rises to her feet and clacks over in her high heels towards the other two crosses. She unties Reimu and Marisa, releasing the couple from their bonds. Both of them walk slowly, shaking off their weariness as they touch solid ground again. Eiki scoops them both up into hugs by her sides, holding them close comfortably.

"There, there. It's all over now, you two. How do you feel? Are you okay?"

Reimu looks up at her, cheerily.

"Yeah, I'm okay! That was fun!"

Eiki responds with a warm smile.

"Absolutely. How about you, Marisa?"

She feels someone pressing herself up against her squeaky latex breast.

"Mmmh... ze~... Sho hot...~"

Eiki looks down to see Marisa smothering her face into the Yama's ripe, balloon-like tits. She has her lips clamped over the indent of Eiki's nipple through the fabric of the suit.

"Marisa?"

Marisa looks up, startled.

"Y-Yes, z-ze?"

"Do you want to go again already?"

"N-not really, ze! I just really like this suit of yours!"

Eiki smiles warmly.

"Seems like someone just awakened a new fetish.~"

Everyone erupts into laughter! Except Marisa, who returns to tonguefucking those latex boobs like she was going to die in a minute.

Credits Theme: Flower of Soul ~ Another Dream...

"... Well, to tell you the truth, the new uniforms are just part of the reason the Ministry went bankrupt. In fact, most of the money was spent on a proxy war of sorts with the *other* Heaven."

"Whoa, really?"

"That sounds pretty cool, ze!"

"Yes, indeed. Almost all of our budget went into hiring a private mercenary army of thermonuclear cosmic squids to threaten them over their treatment of human souls. They don't allow their souls to reincarnate, you know. They just keep making new ones and keeping them in the afterlife forever! It is quite wasteful. Especially since they send you to Hell just for being gay!"

"So did they end up actually fighting?"

"Yes. They weren't supposed to, but someone dropped a white phosphorus missile on St. Peter and Mr. Rogers in Heaven. It was a big pan-spiritual incident. I remember I kept getting angry fax messages from Yahweh constantly."

"Aw yeah! I remember that! I heard that it finally stopped when Shinki went up into the middle of it all and said "It's Shinkin' Time!" Then, she Shinki'd all over the place."

"Me and Reimu actually met Shinki once! We beat the shit out of her along with Mima and Yuuka, then fucked her. I gotta say though, I don't know what the actual fuck all the rest of that shit even is, ze..."

"Marisa, you study heat magic but you don't know what white phosphorus is?"

"Oh, I know about that too! It's Mimi-chan's favorite food, ze! Speakin' of food, these cookies are fuckin' based, Eiki!"

The four of them sit in the clearing of Muenzuka, seemingly back to normal. Each girl is dressed again in their proper clothes (sorry latex fetishists), sitting in the clearing in a circle. The fire and brimstone, in truth illusions created by the Yama's magic, had vanished from the clearing. The red spider lilies and purple cherry blossoms were undisturbed. In fact, all the flowers, all around, were blooming just as crazily as before. The incident was still underway despite Reimu and Marisa's modest at best efforts.

All four of them hold giant, half-eaten chocolate chip cookies in both of their hands, their mouths peppered with tiny brown crumbs. Eiki had cooked them for everyone and prepared them as rewards for withstanding her super special lecture. Reimu and Marisa were ecstatic at the prospect of free junk food, because they were crazy bitches and about to die from poverty and stuff! Komachi enjoyed the treat too, figuring her boobs could always grow a little larger. Eiki smiled, pleased that everyone was happy with her session in the end. She let Komachi hold the plate, because she deserved it.

Looking out at the beautiful flowers, Reimu finally remembers something important. The incident! Sex and cookies were awesome, but she still needed to save Gensokyo in the end!

"Wait a minute! The incident is still happening! Eiki, Komachi, what are we gonna do about the spirits in the flowers?"

Eiki looks at Reimu stoically.

"The only thing we can do. Komachi will ferry the excess spirits across the Sanzu River, where they will be judged in Higan. Eventually, the amount of spirits will decrease down to normal levels, and Gensokyo will return to normal. Until then, all you can do is wait."

Reimu is unsatisfied with this answer.

"No, what about whatever brought the spirits here in the first place? Something like that could be dangerous to Gensokyo! I have to stop it! Tell me, Yama, what created all these spirits?"

Eiki shakes her head.

"Shrine maiden, I am afraid the spirits are out of even your control. Tell me, Reimu, have you ever heard of the 60 Year Cycle?"

Reimu looks confused.

"60 Year Cycle? I've never heard of that. Please, Yama, tell me more."

Eiki nods.

"Of course you would not know of it. Both of you are way too young."

Eiki lays her cookie on her lap and continues her explanation.

"It is said that every 60 years, a great tragedy occurs somewhere in the world. Countless innocent people lose their lives and become spirits. When this happens, the Great Hakurei Barrier weakens, and all the phantoms come to inhabit Gensokyo. 60 years ago, a similar tragedy happened, and like now Gensokyo was covered in abundant, blooming flowers. And just like then, this cycle has now repeated once more. Though many youkai are long-lived, even they have trouble remembering the occurrence."

Marisa suddenly stands up.

"So someone's goin around killin tons of people? We gotta stop 'em! C'mon, Reimu!"

Eiki shakes her head once more.

"I'm afraid that will not be possible, Marisa. These tragedies occur way outside of Gensokyo. Notice how the phantoms possess the flowers? They seek a body, because even now they do not realize they are dead. All these lives were ended quickly and suddenly. They could have been brought to Gensokyo by man-made tragedies, or they could just be natural disasters. Floods disease, famines, and such. Either way, they are a part of life. Neither of you can stop them by yourselves. You can only accept that they happened and move on."

Marisa looks at Eiki in suprise.

"So ya mean... there's nothin' we can do about the incident this time?"

Eiki nods.

"That is correct, young human. Life works in mysterious ways. The only thing you two can do now is live your lives to the fullest and mend your ways. You could be within those flowers next, and if you do not turn away from the path of sin you will be sentenced to atone for your crimes in Hell."

Reimu feels unsure about what to think. In the first place, she feels relieved that the incident is harmless to Gensokyo. But on the other hand, it is unsettling to realize her own helplessness. Being told of her own limits by Eiki Shiki, a symbol of absolute truth and justice is... scary. She hopes her friends will be okay in the future...

"So there's really nothing we can do, then? Yama, I don't know how to feel about this..."

Eiki looks at the worried duo, reassuringly.

"Not to worry, you two. You have both already done a lot of good for Gensokyo, besides the wrongdoings you have also committed. Simply remember my teachings and change yourselves for the better, and you will have nothing to worry about."

"But I don't wanna have positive character growth, ze!" Marisa complains. "I wanna be the same shady asshole forever!"

"Yeah, me too!" Reimu adds. "Me and Marisa are gonna be static characters for the rest of time. We're even gonna stop aging somewhere in our 20's!"

Komachi bursts out into laughter.

"Bahahaha! Looks like you chose the wrong story for this whole lecture thing, Boss!"

Eiki facepalms in defeat and shakes her head, annoyed. She lets out an exasperated grunt.

"Oh, good grief. They are never going to end the Touhou Project..."

BGM: Lunate Elf

The large, green-haired fairy Daiyousei stands on the shore of the Misty Lake. She gazes out into the shimmering, jewel-like waters as far as the misty curtains permit. Her wings sag on her back, and she stares out wistfully at the horizon. Her heart feels like an empty, and the load it was supposed to bear felt like it would soon make her fall apart. In her arms, she closely clutches a "Yo' Mama" joke book.

"Cirno, why did I let this book get in the way of our love? I was stupid and foolish to leave you. I wish you'd come back..."

"Wish granted! I, the strongest fairy, would never abandon you, my dear Daiyousei!"

"C-Cirno?!"

Daiyousei looks at the water. Reflected off the surface is a pair of dazzling, icy wings right behind herself. Turning around, she sees the real thing, attached to an ever-proud icy fairy. Daiyousei's smile grows the more she sees of the chilly blue dress.

"Cirno! You came back!" she exclaims.

"No restraining order in the universe is enough to stop the strongest fairy, Daiyousei!" Cirno brags. "Come here. Let's stop fighting over that dumb book and start things over!"

"Of course, Cirno! We will never separate ever again!" Daiyousei says cheerfully.

The two step close and hug. Unfazed by the chilly fairy's body, Daiyousei still clutches onto the book for some strange reason. However, a loud booming voice interrupts their reunion!

"Cirno the ice fairy! Are you the one who has been freezing things all over Gensokyo?"

The two fairies look behind to see the Yama looking down at them, towering high above. She holds her large rod tightly. Her stare is focused at the icy fairy. Cirno and Daiyousei slowly inch back, intimidated. Cirno is the only one brave enough to respond.

"Y-yep, that's me! What do y-you want with me?"

Eiki points her rod at Cirno authoritatively.

"You've been flying all around Gensokyo this year causing havoc with your icy powers. You've been feeling more powerful than usual since the flowers bloomed this spring, have you not?"

Cirno steps in front of Daiyousei and shields her with her shoulder, still afraid of the tall judge.

"I dunno what you're even talking about! I've always been the strongest! I even hit a new frozen frog record this year!"

Daiyousei pops out from behind her.

"You mean you froze more frogs this spring than last year?"

Cirno shakes her head.

"Nope! I managed to fit more of them in my pussy this time. I'm up to four now!"

Daiyousei smiles, amazed.

"Wow! That's impressive, Cirno!"

Eiki scowls in disgust, hiding her mouth behind her rod. She did not want to hear about this right now...

"That's... not what I am talking about. I have come to give you a lecture about your sins. As a fairy, you are to be playful and fond of tricks. But you, Cirno, have extended far past your territory atop this lake, goaded by the increase in nature magic the flowers have brought to Gensokyo. In doing so, you have defied your nature as a fairy, and intruded into the domains of others. If this flower incident were to end before you reigned back your influence, you would be sapped of your powers and die. And then, you would be sent to Hell!"

Cirno looks at the Yama in fear!

"D-Die and go to hell? T-That's impossible! You can't t-threaten me, lady! I'm the strongest!"

Daiyousei steps out in front of Cirno, holding the joke book in her hands.

"I'll deal with this big mean lady, Cirno!"

She opens the book up to a random page and begins to recite a joke from it.

"Hey, lady! Yo mama so stupid..."

Eiki sighs, annoyed. She does her best to ignore Daiyousei and addresses the worried Cirno directly.

"Wait a moment, I just remembered. Fairies cannot even die. Why am I lecturing you about dying and going to hell? This is a waste of my time. I bid you farewell, Cirno."

With a frown, Eiki holds up a peace sign and fades away into thin air, disappearing completely.

"...she bought tickets to to go see XBOX LIVE!!!"

Seeing that the tall, scary Yama had vanished, Daiyousei turns to face Cirno triumphantly!

"Cirno, we did it! We beat the scary lady!"

However, she turns to see Cirno freaking out.

"D-Daiyousei! Did you hear her? She says I'm gonna die or somethin! Like, no way man! What if we all die eventually, and like, our bodies eventually break apart and get scattered around? And then like, all the little tiny pieces get into everything, and like, people are eating tiny pieces of us and stepping on them forever? Isn't that fucking insane?"

Daiyousei regards Cirno's outburst with confusion.

"Um, Cirno, do you have facts and evidence that you can die?"

Cirno shakes her head in denial.

"Nope."

Daiyousei smiles back at her.

"Then you're never going to die, ever! Simple as that!"

Cirno's distress dissipates instantly, leaving one brimming smile on the blue fairy! She gives her friend a thumbs up.

"Whoa, that's totally right! Thank you for your smartness, Daiyousei! Now, let's finally read the joke book. Together."

"Together! Let's do it!"

Cirno and Daiyousei sit down by the shore and hold the book open between them. They open it up to a random page and start reading. Neither of them can actually read, so they both just come up with the joke on the spot.

"Yo mama so fat..."

"When she played Baldi's Basics..."

BGM: The Moon

Reisen walks down the path through the bamboo forest, chasing the inky darkness past the thick shoots. The full moon shines brightly far overhead, to a bit of her dismay. In her introspective moods, she preferred to simply shut out its lunatic light waves with her powers. Instead, as she headed back home to Eientei she reminisced about the time she had spent with the humans this spring.

For the past few days, she had been staying over as a guest with her new friends. First she spent a few nights at the Scarlet Devil Mansion, and then a few more in the Netherworld. Eirin had of course been told beforehand, and the doctor gave Reisen her permission as long as she promised to work diligently when she returned. Her, Sakuya, and Youmu had been spending all of their time together. They had tea parties, went on nature walks, and dueled on friendly terms until the sun set, when things then became more intimate. She had to admit, those humans were quite cute. It had been like a week long continuous date.

As fun as her trip was, the rabbit felt relieved to finally get out of houses that were haunted by vampires and ghosts. Instead, her home was haunted by Tewi, and she preferred it that way. Still, Reisen had quickly come to a revelation that occupied all of her thoughts. Reisen had just experienced the best few days of her entire life. Nothing she had lived through before had ever even come close. Sure, the vampire's mansion was exquisite and Sakuya tended to her every need, but it was still just a haunted mansion with a dubious menu. The Netherworld was not much better, a barren and desolate wasteland outside the boundary of Youmu's admittedly breathtaking garden. Those creepy phantoms were everywhere, making the place way too chilly despite Youmu's best hospitality. Was this really the best things would ever get?

Of course not, Reisen thinks optimistically. This land was a paradise, especially for a lowly rabbit like herself. Everything was preserved in a beautiful, cute state, yet the underlying conditions were still improving. There was almost no danger here, as that Reimu worked to keep everything under control. Reisen was free to serve her Master, growing and improving every day, in peace. She was not a pet but a pupil, studying Eirin's teachings and peddling her medicine in exchange for support and love. She would become a better rabbit one day, someone people could finally rely on. Maybe she could become a pharmacist herself? The details weren't important. Reisen had finally realized that her life was improving, and for the first time ever she couldn't wait to see what was in store.

"Reisen Udongein Inaba."

A polite yet emotionless voice addresses her, pulling Reisen out of her thoughts. Ahead of her on the path, she sees a tall figure dressed in a regal blue uniform, propped up by tall legs. The moonlight shone off of the rod she held in her hands. She nearly blended into the night, the pale white skin on her legs and bright green pupils seeming to shine in the darkness. The rabbit's tall ears just barely surpassed her height. The woman was looking back at Reisen sternly. The rabbit feels a bit creeped out.

"Who are you? What do you want from me?"

The Yama addresses Reisen calmly, yet seriously.

"My name is Eiki Shiki, and I am the Yama of Gensokyo. I have come to this land to lecture the many sinners running around about the misdeeds they have committed throughout their lives. And you, Reisen, are a sinner as well."

Reisen steps back nervously. Her eyes focus on the large, hefty rod that Eiki carries.

"S-sin? I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about. I serve my Master diligently, and never laze around or cause trouble. The incident from last year was a misunderstanding and Reimu said she forgived us. How did I sin?"

Eiki lifts her rod up by her chest and begins to explain.

"Reisen, you actually bear a large sin, in fact. As the Yama I can peer into your soul and judge the black and white inside. I know all about you and your life. Indeed, I know how you ended up on this planet, lunar rabbit."

Reisen's eyes grow wide with horror. She says nothing, however. Eiki continues on with her lecture.

"I am of course referring to your past. Now you know what I am talking about. It has been decades, but time alone does not atone for sin. You abandoned your allies back on the battlefield, leaving them to die in your stead. Now, you live on in this paradise, while the ones who stayed behind and fought are dead. Is that not self- HRRGH!!!"

Reisen's hands shoot out and seize Eiki's neck, choking the Yama before she can even react. Her face is awash with hot, seething anger at those stinging words. Eiki looks on at the angry rabbit, shocked, too suprised to even think of prying away her hands.

Reisen is so angry, so scared, so depressed, that she cannot even say a word as she chokes the life out of the judge. She is completely unable to form a coherent thought, simply letting instinct take her over. For a split second she wants to say something vile, hateful to Eiki, but the thought disappears into the ether before her lips can even move. She squeezes down hard on Eiki's throat, aiming to crush it. Hopefully she will never say a word about the Lunar War ever again.

Eiki is taken back completely by the rabbit. She can barely think, and can only stand still and choke desperately for air as the bunny's palms constrict her windpipe. She was used to getting attacked before by the youkai she lectured, but nobody had ever lashed out at her this suddenly over her words. It almost made her think she was in the wrong. Was that even possible?

Reisen sucks in each breath through gritted teeth. Her hands squeeze harder and harder, crushing Eiki's throat between them. She just chokes Eiki, not caring about the time. The Yama makes no attempts to escape. As the seconds turn into a minute, Reisen's grip only strengthens. Unable to breathe, the Yama's face turns purple. Her vision starts to spin, and her head feels dizzy. Reisen doesn't care. If Eiki opens her mouth again, she will say something the rabbit does not want to hear.

"Reisen, stop choking her!"

Tewi scurries out from behind the bamboo shoots and stands by Reisen's leg. She had been sent to check on the rabbit by Eirin and Kaguya, and had finally found her. She had overheard Eiki's lecture, but was too shocked to intervene until she saw the Yama's face grow blue. However, the two taller women ignore her interruptions. She frantically tugs at Reisen's skirt, trying to get her attention.

"Reisen, please! You need to stop!"

Suddenly, Reisen's angry scowl turns to a quivering, messy frown. Her eyes get shiny and pink. Suppressing a sorrowful wail behind a weak whine, Reisen lets go of Eiki's throat. She whirls around and runs away, disappearing out of sight into the dark bamboo forest.

Her throat finally free, Eiki gasps in a huge breath of fresh air. Her legs give out from under her, and she weakly falls to her knees, catching herself at the last moment and shifting posture into a sit. She breathes deeply, tears streaking down her cheeks, as the color returns to her face. The Rod of Remorse drops out of her hand onto the ground.

Tewi allows the moon rabbit to scurry away. She angrily walks right up to Eiki, now level with her face due to her sitting down. The rabbit doesn't even let the Yama catch her breath before scolding her angrily with a venomous tirade.

"I heard everything you said, Eiki! How could you tell Reisen that she's a bad person for fleeing that war? Do you even know what her life is like? How dare you force her to risk her life and do all those terrible things! You're an awful person!"

Eiki remains gulping for air, staring at the angry rabbit without saying a word. She notices Tewi's cheeks sparkling with tears.

"I don't care if it's some sin to desert the war! Reisen is my friend, and she doesn't deserve to go to Hell! She already feels terrible about losing her friends every single day, and does everything she can to make up for it! I don't care if you are the Yama, you don't know a single thing about sin if you think it was good for her to suffer back there! You and your friends better come up with some better rules and leave my friend Reisen alone!"

Eiki lets the rabbit snarl at her, not raising even a finger to interrupt. She does feel like Tewi is right. How could she declare Reisen a sinner for *not* murdering others for her country? And even worse, for simply escaping from peril? Was she to just wait for her turn to die as she lost more and more comrades? How was such a thing virtuous in any possible way? Listening to every single word of Tewi's rant, the more it went on, the more it made sense to her.

Eiki Shiki took her own advice that night. She sat down and listened to Tewi's lecture.

Reisen sprints through the bamboo forest and finds a lone tree trunk. She runs around sits behind it, hiding as she lets out ugly sobs. Tears sting her eyes and her throat feels like it burns. Her ears scrunch up, and she twitches her nose anxiously. The rabbit dips her head and cries out in despair...

"Seiran! Ringo! Please, come back to me! I regret ever leaving you behind! Why was I so SELFISH?!?!"

Reisen buries her head in her arms and cries. Just saying their names does nothing to make her feel better.

Her head is spinning. There really was nowhere for her to run anymore. Just when she thought she could finally move past what she did all those years ago, the Yama herself came to tell her just how selfish she truly was. No matter how much she did, Reisen would never stop being a coward.

There's nowhere for her to turn to. The gods themselves agreed she did wrong by fleeing that war, escaping her fated death upon the lunar battlefield. Even Master Eirin couldn't argue with such final words. Reisen couldn't take it anymore. If she couldn't cleanse her guilt, deep down in her soul, even on the day of reckoning and beyond, then she was living a life not worth living.

Still, there was a tiny voice within her, a tiny particle of her being, that spoke to her in this moment. Deep under all of her guilt, all of her regret, it was the part of her that wanted to live, to be happy, and enjoy life to the fullest. It spoke to her on that fateful day and told her to run away from the Corps, the Moon, and never look back. She trusted it out of desperation then. Perhaps she needed to commit further, and listen to it once again for guidance through the path it advocated. Desperate thoughts pop into her mind like tears from her eyes.

The speck of conscience tells her how to get through this. Her stomach instantly turns into knots. There is only one thing that can soothe her grief, but she's not going to like how to get there. Reisen swore to herself that she would never do this, ever. It was an affront to her entire being. If she ever crossed this threshold, it might even cost her sanity. But this was a dire, desperate time. Her whole body ached with grief, and screamed for relief. Nothing else mattered in this point. She had no choice but to cross the line.

Reisen lifts her head up and reaches into her pocket. She pulls out a stack of five spell cards. Looking down at them, her teardrops splatter onto the paper. They disappear into a flash of red light in her hands, and her eyes glow bright.

"Lunatic Red Eyes"

BGM: Eternal Dream ~ Mystical Maple

The rabbit stands and blinks. When she opens her eyes, two familiar moon rabbits are standing in front of her, smiling proudly. Each of them wear Corps uniforms. One has bright blue hair and a gold earring, and carries a mallet at her side. The other has yellow hair, floppy ears under an officer's cap, and holds a stick of dango in her hand. Reisen's mouth opens in shock. She didn't know if this would actually work. The other two rabbits nod and give friendly grins.

"Hey, Reisen! I haven't seen you in a while!" says Ringo, before popping another dango in her mouth.

"Yeah, it's been a really long time, huh? How have you been?" says Seiran, moving her mallet aside.

Reisen stumbles forward, hugging both of the rabbits close. They each embrace her back comfortingly.

"Ringo, Seiran... I missed you two so much..." she says, tears in her eyes.

"We missed you too. Don't worry, Reisen, it's okay." Ringo reassures her.

The three hug in silence for a while. Reisen holds them tight, as if they'd fly away if she ever let go of them.

"I'm sorry... I'm so sorry I left you all behind back up there... I swear, if I had another chance I would've stayed with you until the end..." she cries.

"C'mon, Reisen! Don't be silly. You shouldn't have stayed and died for nothing. Are you being serious?" Seiran asks.

"H-huh? What do you mean?" Reisen asks back.

Reisen lets go of her companions and steps back a bit, allowing them to explain.

"Our days were finished. You couldn't have changed anything if you stayed. C'mon, Reisen, think about it. Do you think you could've saved us from the humans or something? Nah, not even you. You made the smart choice by running, and now you get to live." Ringo explains.

"B-but... I left you two behind! And the Lunarians, and the Capital! Don't you two resent me for that?" Reisen stammers.

"You really think we would? Not a chance!" Seiran says, shaking her head. "You know how all us moon rabbits work, right? We would've done the same thing in your situation. You had to do what you needed to survive. And now, through you, the Hawk Ravi recon unit lives on. I would've ran without hesitation, and never regretted it for a second. Don't sweat it, you did the right thing."

"R-really? I guess I never thought of it that way, Seiran." Reisen says, feeling her chest loosen up.

"Really? You must've been up here for so long that you forgot what all us moon rabbits are really like. Nobody really buys into that loyalty crap! We just do this stuff to avoid getting chopped up by the Sarge in the middle of the street." Ringo explains. "Don't get fooled into thinking the Lunarians actually owe you anything! We all know they will never give you anything back. So screw 'em!"

"I see... Thanks for reminding me, you two. But still, I miss you two so much! It's so lonely down here without more moon rabbits. The only people who even vaguely understand me are Master Eirin and Princess Kaguya!" Reisen explains back.

"Yeah, but just look at this place!" Seiran interrupts. "For how impure it is, Earth is so beautiful. I'd love to stay and live here myself. It's much better than the capital!"

"And the people down here are nicer, too! All the humans, youkai, spirits, and demons don't understand eachother perfectly, but that doesn't stop them from getting along!" Ringo adds. "Even with you, I bet they can empathize enough to understand you, even if it's not completely. After all, that's what friendship's all about!"

"You're both correct, you two. I was right all along when I fled the war and hid on Earth." Reisen says. "But still, I miss you two so much..."

"I know."

"Come here, Reisen!"

The three hug eachother again, just as tightly as before. Reisen embraces her comrades in silence for a long time, just spending time basking in their proximity once again. Seiran and Ringo let her stay like this for a long time, understanding her despair. When enough had passed, the yellow-haired rabbit speaks up.

"Reisen, I'm sorry, but we're going to have to go back eventually. Do you understand?"

"Yes, Ringo, yes I do..."

"And once we go, we'll never see eachother on Earth or the Moon ever again. Please, don't come after us. We'll meet again when the time is right. In the meantime, you need to keep on living. Make Lady Yagokoro proud. You got that?

"I do, Seiran..."

"Good. You're a strong soldier, Reisen, and an incredible rabbit. Me and Ringo are honored to have known you. We'll never, ever forget you."

"I won't forget the two of you, either! But please, just stay with me a little while longer. Please..."

"We will, Reisen. Tell us when you're ready."

The trio of rabbits hug among the solemn bamboo shoots. The moon casts a bright ray through the forest down on them. The shadow of a single pair of rabbit ears is cast on the ground. Reisen hugs the two rabbits for the last time, until her arms grow numb. Eventually, she realizes that she no longer feels guilty anymore. She decides that it's time to say goodbye.

"Seiran, Ringo?" she asks.

"Yes?" the duo respond.

"I'm ready. I'll miss you two. Goodbye..."

"I'll miss you too, Reisen! I hope every shot you make hits its mark. Goodbye."

"Me too! Eat some good food down here in Gensokyo, will you? Goodbye, Reisen."

Reisen wipes her teary eyes and blinks. When she opens her eyes again, Seiran and Ringo are gone, without a sound. There's not a trace of either rabbit anywhere. She looks from side to side, her eyes no longer glowing that bright lunatic red. Not a footprint, a tuft of fur, a mallet imprint, or even a crumb of mochi was to be seen. It was back to just Reisen, one rabbit alone in the bamboo forest.

Reisen felt so tired. But at the same time, cleansed. It was like one of her master's medicines. The rabbit sits back down against the tree and buries her head into her arms. She sits in silence, cloaked under the cover of night.

BGM: Silence

Somewhere downwind from the Hakurei Shrine, a purple gap opens in the middle of the air. Out struts a tall, motherly-shaped kitsune in a loose robe, only tight around just the right places. She carries six paper shopping bags in her hands. Her fingers are adorned with expensive rings on each finger, jewelled earrings hang from each ear, and expensive shades sit on her eyes. Stepping far forward, her nine bushy tails clear the gap behind her as well. She turns around and looks back to see another foot step through the gap.

A woman in a purple dress walks out behind her, holding nothing but a purple parasol in her hand. She wears just as much jewelry as her servant, and has a pair of luxury shades as well. Atop her mob cap multiple expensive hats are stacked atop one another, such as fedoras, trilbys, and a top hat. She turns to the kitsune with a smile.

"We are finally home, Ran! That was a fun little shopping trip, wouldn't you agree?" Yukari says.

"Absolutely, Master! It sure was great to spend the day shopping in a densely populated urban area with limited maneuverability and few exits." Ran agrees, nodding.

"Yes, yes it is. I sure do hope the "Internet" the humans recently invented does not lead to the rapid decline of physical marketplaces such as that mall. After all, without lunar rainbows, how could anyone truly transfer physical ownership of goods?" Yukari ponders.

"A good point indeed, Master." Ran says. "Now, these bags are quite... heavy, even for me. Could you gap them back home for us?"

"Absolutely, Ran." Yukari replies. "Just give me a..."

Suddenly, a cute voice shouts out evilly from behind them!

BGM: Poison Body ~ Forsaken Doll

"THE HUMAN RACE AND IT'S CONSEQUENCES HAVE BEEN A DISASTER FOR THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION! FINALLY, THE TIME FOR US DOLLS TO RISE UP IS HERE! LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!"

Right before Yukari closes her gap, Medicine Melancholy sprints past her and Ran, jumping into it! Just as Su-san's wings get through, the gap zips shut. Yukari and Ran can barely express their suprise.

"Master, the doll youkai just went through your gap! She has escaped Gensokyo!" Ran exclaims worriedly.

"This is bad. She must be back at the mall now. Who knows what she could do? I have to bring her back here!" Yukari says.

Suddenly, the ground beneath their feet begins to rumble! The two youkai stumble around, waving their arms before steadying themselves.

"Master! What's going on?!" Ran shouts.

All the flowers underfoot begin to shake violently. They suddenly give off an intense paranormal aura that Yukari detects immediately. She looks down at the frenzying, writhing plants in shock.

"Ran, look! The plants!" she exclaims, pointing at the ground.

Suddenly, all the plants begin to grow even more out of control! The stems shoot straight up, growing wide and thick before their very eyes. The flowers themselves start growing rapidly. Already, even the former tiniest bud is bigger than a human's head. Yukari and Ran are quickly surrounded by a colorful, floral jungle.

"The flowers are blooming even bigger! Of course! The 60 Year Cycle! This is a disaster. I must get that doll back to Gensokyo as soon as possible!"

Yukari closes her eyes in concentration. She opens many gaps in a faraway place, trying to bring the doll back. A gap opens beside her, but nothing comes out. The flowers keep growing taller and taller.

"Master! We do not have much time! The flowers are getting bigger!" Ran shouts, worriedly.

"I know, Ran! I almost have her!" Yukari exclaims. "Just a little more... and..."

The gap sage concentrates her powers deeply. With each gap she opens, she can sense the doll's aura of chaos more and more closely. It felt of absolute bloodlust and carnage. She was getting closer and closer to Medicine's exact location. Closer, and closer, and...

"Got her."

Medicine flies right out of the gap, landing on her feet. Su-san flies out right behind her. Before she can turn, Yukari snaps her finger and the gap closes up in midair, leaving the doll stranded in Gensokyo once again.

"Hahahaha! Worth every second. Take that, humans!" Medicine cheers triumphantly.

Ran and Yukari look over at Medicine. The doll's clothes had changed dramatically in mere seconds. Instead of her dress, she wore a large black trenchcoat, a black t-shirt, jeans, and combat boots. All made in her size. She wore intimidating black shades, and fingerless gloves. Her clothes were all stained with splashes of blood. In her hand, she carried a fully-loaded, high-powered assault rifle that was larger than her actual height. The magazine was already empty. Su-san wore an identical, miniature set of clothes to Medicine. Hanging from between her stubby doll hands like a crane's cargo was an unlit pipe bomb.

Both Yukari and Ran look down at the doll angrily. The hag reels her parasol back and smacks Medicine right on the head with it! The doll recoils in pain and drops her gun.

"Ow! Hey! What was that for?"

Yukari turns to Ran and politely offers the fox her parasol.

"Your turn, Ran?"

Ran nods, and politely accepts the umbrella from Yukari's outstretched hand.

"Absolutely. Thank you, Master."

Ran holds the parasol up above her head and sends it crashing down on Medicine's head as well! The doll recoils in pain again after being whacked.

"Ow! I can't actually feel pain, but stop hitting me already! Geez!"

Yukari picks Medicine up by the torso in one hand! The doll struggles in her grip, worriedly trying to free herself. However, the hag's iron grip doesn't budge.

"H-hey! Let me go!"

Yukari holds the struggling doll close to her close to her face. She gets right in Medicine's face, staring at her angrily.

"Listen to me, doll. You work for me now. You only act when I tell you to. If you ever do that without my permission ever again, there will be consequences. Do I make myself clear?"

Medicine stops struggling and gulps nervously in terror.

"Y-yes..."

Surrounding the three, Gensokyo had been turned into a vast, untamed meadow. Flowers conquered the ground, patches of them growing all the way up to a human's torso. In the distance, the horizon was dotted with multiple colossal, towering flowers, growing as high as skyscrapers. Phantoms and fairies flew all about, now completely unrestricted in their chaos. The land was alive with the flashes and sounds of spammy danmaku bullshit.

Near them, a red tokin and a black wing peek out from behind a tree. Aya spies on the three youkai without them noticing. She had seen the entire affair unfold. With her journal in one hand and a pen in the other, she records it in so-so detail for all perpetuity.

"Ayayaya... what a scoop. If I write an article about what that doll did and what her agenda is, alongside photos of her boobs and danmaku patterns, my newspaper will be more popular than ever!"

The tengu puts her journal away and pulls out her camera.

"Ayayaya!!! It's time for me to Shoot The Bullet™!"