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The Practicalities of Vampirism in the 21st Century

Summary:

"The modern world doesn't make allowances for creatures like me, Martin."

In which Jon is a vampire attempting to juggle a full-time job, life in a densely populated city, and a desire to drink blood. He thinks he's doing a pretty good job of hiding it, until Martin catches him feeding. Things get...complicated.

Chapter 1: Cover

Chapter Text

Book cover. Pale yellow border on a green background. The corners are decorated with flowers. In the centre is the title 'The Practicalities of Vampirism in the 21st Century', with the author's name 'FruitViking' underneath.