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Essence of Creation

Summary:

Rajime Naga. The bright, cheery little brother who has a severe dislike for causing conflict, but not really that smart nonetheless. Trish Naga. The exact opposite of her brother, being far more serious and having a penchant for chaos wherever she goes. Kolar Relay. The best friend of the two idiots mentioned above, but a timid and somewhat reserved teenager nonetheless.

What happens when you take these three when they're having a relatively normal day, then shove them into Gensokyo, where their day gets relatively more unnatural?

Well you get three idiots screwing around whilst trying to survive, that's what.

Notes:

hi rest of the touhou fandom dont mind me, just gonna put this here

also whilst rumia is in the tags and does show up she's not explicitly mentioned by name

Chapter 1: Two Nagas, Their Friend, and A Bizarre Day

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...It’s a normal day outside. Sunny, kinda mild. Mm... Living out here sure is fun. Quiet, too, as well as being peaceful. Though it does mean I have to frequently get some kind of travel since it’s a long distance to walk somewhere more populated... or more like it’d be awkward to walk, too. 

I look out upon the grassy yet somewhat mountainous planes, contemplating. About my life. About my friends. About my family. 

… 

You know-.

“Hey, Rajime?” Someone speaks up, catching my attention. I look over to see my friend, Kolar Relay. He’s a relatively well-built guy. Younger than I am, obviously, but still. He’s got slightly messy oceanic blue hair, his eyes being the same colour due to the ‘special contacts’ he wears. Fair skin, too. 

...Normally, a blue eye would be like... light blue, I think? I mean, I’ve got blue eyes myself, but I don’t wear contacts. Kolar’s eyes’re a dark blue, you see. Hence why I mentioned ‘special contacts’, but I doubt he even wears contacts, honestly. 

Regardless, I’m getting off-topic, aren’t I? He’s got a yellow jacket on, with a black stripe pattern down the sleeves, though he also wears yellow short shorts, as well as black and yellow gloves. Now, see, here’s the thing. He’s got metal legs from the thigh down. It’s... uh... kinda because of his parents, or something. He was in an accident, apparently, so his legs needed replacing. Somehow, he ended up with those. 

...Medical technology frightens me, sometimes... like... you see what I mean? How the hell do they just magically make stuff like this work ? It doesn’t help how Kolar’s ‘feet’ are curved. No, seriously, even his feet aren’t there. It’s unnerving because he doesn’t wear shoes. 

Ah... I’m getting distracted, aren’t I? I should introduce myself, too. I’m... Rajime, I guess. Rajime Naga... though my actual birth name is Rajimarin, everyone calls me either ‘Marin’ or ‘Rajime’ instead, because it’s easier. 

...I don’t know why Rajimarin’s my birth name, honestly... I mean, if I could, I’d ask my dad or mom, but... uh... 

… 

I’d rather not talk about those. Because I can’t ask them for anything ever again. It’s... a complicated situation.  

...Why’m I having the thought to introduce myself, anyway...? 

Oh, right, I was answering Kolar. Silly me. “Yeah, Kolar?” 

“Do you um... do you ever wear anything less gaudy than that...?” He gestures to my current outfit. Ah. Right, my outfit. Yeah, sometimes it’s called gaudy, and I can see why .  

...I wear a t-shirt that’s vaguely reminiscent of the Windows logo. Y’know, the red, blue, green, and yellow square thing? Yeah, that. I wear black-and-white shorts that just barely cover my knees, which’re split perfectly down the middle. 

...I also have a cap in the same style. Half black, half white... I’ve got blonde hair, too, and blue eyes as I’ve mentioned prior. 

Oh, did I mention my ribbons? My snakelike ribbons? Guess it’s ironic, given my last name, haha... 

Well, yeah, I have ribbons practically coiling around my arms and legs. They’re a pale blue, having this weird texture to them which makes them look thick, when in actuality they’re really thin. They look bumpy, but they’re incredibly smooth. 

...I like conflicting things, you see. Like, two things that just... contrast with one another, make you feel like you’re seeing something completely surreal... 

Anyways, let’s answer back. “...Not really.” 

“You’ll never catch him wearing anything that isn’t that. Trust me, I’ve tried, Kolar.” Trish tacks in to subtly jab at me. Oh, right, there’s someone else here. Trish Naga, my older sister, and uh... my only real family. Y’know, the only one I have left, given my... family’s status...  

Unlike me, she’s dressed really plainly. Just favouring a crimson long-sleeved turtleneck sweater, jeans , other than that, she’s plain, seemingly. But she’s really smart. Way smarter than I am.  

...She’s got pink hair and red eyes. Though, in her hair, she’s got these cute little yin-yang hairpins. Oh, and gloves. Black gloves, kinda like Kolar’s, but minus the yellow highlights on the palm bit. 

Anyways, yeah, as I was saying, she’s my older sister. She kinda lives with me, here. I say this, because she frequently goes outside on all sorts of camping trips and to properly get to know the surroundings better. 

...You know, that reminds me. Back home, we used to go camping all the time. I didn’t really like it, but it was good fun because I was with family. Trish was there, too, and she loved it, trust me, she’s a menace when it comes to roasting s’mores. And she does know how to spin a good campfire story, too... 

Oh, right, I... I moved here, from England, to Japan. To the countryside. It’s... nice. Beats moving somewhere more densely populated, like Tokyo. Nearest town or village isn’t that far away, either. Ironically, we moved to the prefecture of Nagano, which I say is ironic given the name of it. Lots of mountains. Pretty nice, honestly.  

And, hey, if we ever need something, Suwa’s not too far away. Relatively big city, but not too big, which is good. One of the more important shrines, the Suwa Grand Shrine is down there, too. There’s a lake also, which is... cool. Me and Trish live up on the mountains. Kolar’s more of a city boy though. 

...I’m still surprised we managed to get a home like this, up on this mountain. It’s got a nice view and it’s pretty big. 

Trish’s room is a constant mess, though. I keep mine clean. 

Y’know, that’s another thing. Me and Trish have this whole ‘conflicting existence’ thing going on around us... 

...Ah... I think I’m getting distracted with my own thoughts, aren’t I? Whoops. 

“Hey, Rajime, you’re spacing out.” Trish lightly slaps me on the face. “Don’t be rude.” 

“Wha-. Hey, hey!” I flail my arms, then go to slap her back as Kolar sighs. “I was thinkin’ about things, sis...!” 

“Sure you were.” She snorts, rolling her eyes. “Thinking about girls, I bet.” 

“...Trish, my mind’s not freakin’ dirty like that. Y’know these things.” I dryly stare at her, shaking my head. “Anyways, what were you going on about, Kolar? My clothes being too gaudy?” 

He jumps once he realised I regarded him, before he sighs out. “Y-Yeah, I... you just wear too gaudy of clothing. You stand out... a lot. Especially when you go into the markets and stuff...” 

...That’s true. But people do seem to like my outfit. “...People like how I dress, though.” 

“Yeah, because you look like you just walked out of a play or something.” Trish snorts yet again, giving my clothes a jab. 

“Yeah, and you look like a plain feakin’ Jane!” I jab her clothing choices, too! I can do that! You aren’t special...! 

“...Uh-huh.” She doesn’t care though. Big sisters, everybody. They’re cheeky. 

Kolar sighs, looking between us both. “Honestly, I-I'm... I’m worried that one day, you two’ll snap and start fighting with each other...” 

Trish raises a brow as she looked over at him in confusion. “Really, now? Kolar, you see, this is simple sibling banter. We’re not at each other’s throats.” 

“R-Right, right, I...” He pouts. “Not that I’d know how having a sibling feels like...” 

Oh, right, he’s the only son of his family. That uh... huh. Not sure how I forgot about that... 

Actually... “Say, Trish, you speakin’ about girls reminded me...” 

“Oh? So you were thinking about girls.” She grins, thinking she’s got me. 

“Oh, no, not at all.” I grin back, putting my hands behind my head. “There was this girl who came to visit the other day while you were out. Said she wanted to ‘see what was up with that weird house sitting by itself everyone talks about up on the mountain’, which of course, was our house.” 

“...Really? Someone actually got curious enough to wander up here?” Trish raises her brows, looking genuinely surprised. Yeah. “...Sheesh, guess we do stand out a bit up here, though. She a local, or...?” 

“Nope.” I shake my head. That’s the kicker! That girl was no local! She was from uh... Kanto, I think. Yeah, that Kanto area... just like... around there. Somewhere. Saitama, maybe...? Either that or Kawasaki... or somewhere else. Those two cities are the only ones I really know, in that region. Well-. Actually, I know Tokyo’s there, too, so... three, more like. “Kanto region. That’s what she told me when I asked her if she was a local or not.” 

“...Kanto?” Kolar’s tilting his head, this time. “That’s... huh. She must’ve gotten the train to Suwa, or something, but why’d she want to check your house specifically...?” 

Well... uh... “...She’s obsessed with the occult. Like-. Really obsessed, from what I could get in her tone.” I rub my chin. What was her name again...? Sumireko, if I recall...? “I~… I think her full name was Sumireko Usami? I’m not too sure on that, frankly. But she did give me her number.” 

“...You sly dog.” Trish begins smirking. “Wow. Not even been here for a few months and a random girl, not even a local to this prefecture , or from Suwa at that, gives you her number.” 

“I didn’t hit on her, by the way.” I decide to quickly put that out there just to reassure Kolar. “I’m not some lustful degenerate now, am I? Besides, I’m not seductive . You’re the more seductive of us both, Trish.” 

...The remark makes her get a good laugh out of that as she reels back, roaring with laughter. “Ahahahahahahaha~! O-Ohohoho! Man, that’s rich, coming from you !” 

Kolar gives her a worried glance, before trying to snap his fingers through his gloves, only to remember he still has gloves on for some reason. “O-Oh, um...” He stares at his gloves, quickly taking them off and placing them neatly in his pockets, then furrowed his brows. “But... Sumireko... Mmm... I swear, I’ve heard that name somewhere before...” 

“You have?” I tilt my head at him. 

“Well-. I don’t know if I-… If I have heard of her exactly, or not, but the name just sounds... weirdly familiar to me.” He thinks on it some more, glancing out the nearby window every now and then. 

...It never occurred to me to describe this room we’re in, did I? It’s a living room. We live in it. When we’re not asleep, that is. It’s traditional, as in wood floors and paper walling, oddly enough. I don’t know how these people make their buildings as well as they do, but the architecture styles interested me nonetheless. 

Back in England, we’d never get this kind of architecture. Namely because it rains. A lot. In fact, whenever it doesn’t rain, we just go ‘huh, that’s weird’ before continuing on with our day. It’s... really, really weird. 

But it helps to be exposed to new things, I guess... You know, this reminds me of a shrine’s interior, or a traditional Shinto shrine anyway, from pictures I’ve seen online. 

...It’s pretty nice, actually... 

...Right, anyways, uh... Kolar. “You think her name’s familiar? Uh... Internet, maybe?” 

He stares at me briefly, before clicking his tongue. “Ah, right! That’s where I heard of her! Online, yeah, yeah, now I remember...” Snapping his fingers, he tilts his head from side to side. “Yeah, it’s as you said, she’s obsessed with the occult, but she’s like... been to really weird places.” 

Taking a deep breath, he continues. “The uh... the places she goes to, I... It looks like Japanese countryside, but not. She also kinda claims that magic’s real and she’s some kinda psychic. I think.”  

“Oooh, psychic, huh.” Trish snorts, rolling her eyes. “Sure, magic’s real. Sure, she’s a psychic. Pfft.” 

“I mean...” I tilt my head from side to side. “That kinda thing interests me, honestly. Psychic stuff, magic, all of it.” 

“...It would.” Trish dryly stares at me, before sighing. “But still, uh... go on, Kolar.” 

“Right, right, I...” He trails off. “She’s kind of a big person on the whole occult part of social media, and stuff. She posts these really weird pictures, like... glowing orbs, really complex patterns of what look like magic bullets, orbs, rings, blades...” 

“Whoa, whoa, hold on, what?” I furrow my brows. “Do you uh... do you have any of these pictures on hand, or...?” 

“...I mean... it’s kinda similar to the kinda patterns you’d see in a bullet hell or something.” Kolar shrugs. “Search one of those up and you’ll see what I mean.” 

...I’ll keep it in mind then. “Uh-huh... so why would she come here...?” 

“Maybe she thought we were some kind of magical people , or something.” Trish jokes, shrugging. “But seriously, I dunno.” 

“Maybe she thought it was abandoned, or something?” I suggest myself. “Like... she said people talked about our house, up here. So she came by to have a look, despite it being up on a mountain, so she was clearly determined to look around here...” 

Kolar thinks on it also, humming. “...She gave you her number, didn’t she?” 

Ah... Oh, yeah, she did. I nearly forgot about that, whoops... “Uh... yeah, why?” 

“She might want to keep in some kind of contact with you. Maybe she thinks you’re some kind of, oh, I don’t know, youkai?” Kolar offhandedly offers his opinion, grinning. “I mean, what with the way you’re dressed, and all, you know...?” 

Oh, youkai? That’s... interesting, actually. “You mean those weird creatures from Japan’s mythology?” 

“Mmh.” He nods, looking out the window. “To be fair, you have the look of a youkai down, I-I think...? Especially with the... the house up on the mountain part, you’ve got the location down, too...” 

“Oh, boy, we’re considered cryptids. Nice.” Trish begins laughing once again, slapping her knee. “A~h. Good to know the locals hold us highly.” 

“...You’re both cryptids.” Kolar deadpans. “Contrasting p-personalities and um... outfits, and everything...” 

...True enough, I suppose. I brush my hair to the side idly, nodding in agreement. 

… 

“Ah...” Kolar suddenly realises something, his eyes widening. “I-. My parents’re probably wondering where I am, right now...” 

Oh, shoot, yeah, that’s right. I nearly forgot that Kolar doesn’t get to spend a lot of time up here, with us, but uh... yeah. “You should probably get going back home.” I look out the window again. “Guess the sun’ll start to go down soon, huh?” 

“Y-Yeah, I... sorry, I really want to stay longer, with you two, but...” He pouts, looking down. “School’s annoying...” 

“It is.” Trish folds her arms. “I mean, I don’t know the feeling, having graduated high school, neither does Rajime, but... y’know.” 

“Right... the school system’s different between here and England, isn’t it...?” Kolar blinks slowly, standing up and adjusting his hoodie, before throwing his black hood over his head. “It’s gonna get cold... s-so... bye guys.” 

“Bye.” I wave him off cheerfully as Trish just silently nods her head. 

Smiling, he leaves. I hear the front door open, then shut. Trish gets up and walks over to lock it...  

… 

I’m left alone in the living room. I close my eyes. Sumireko... Magic... Hmm. It’s weird.  

...That reminds me... I think I gave her my number, too. I actually made the smart decision of investing in a phone, whilst Trish got a computer. We kinda share both, so... 

I wonder if-. 

Bzzzzt!  

I feel my phone vibrate in my pocket. That... is one hell of a coincidence. I just remembered I gave Sumireko my number, now my phone rings... Ah... 

Reaching into my pocket, I produce my ringing phone, yet also pull out the slip of paper Sumireko gave me. The one with her number on. It’s better to write it down than just saying it to someone, since they can forget if they don’t write it down either. 

Flipping open my phone, I... ah, okay then. 

It is Sumireko who’s calling me. That’s uh... huh. Wow, that’s a really big coincidence. 

Well, might as well answer. It’d be rude to leave her hanging... “Hello?” 

“Hi!” I’m immediately greeted with her voice. The one I remember her having, anyway. “This is... Rajime, right?” 

“...Yeah. Sumireko?” I tilt my head to the side.  

“Mhm!” So it is her... alright, good. It isn’t a stranger calling me then. 

“Why’re you calling me, exactly...?” I wonder, idly scratching my neck with my free hand as Trish comes back into the room. 

“Oh, you know, just figured I might as well say hey, right?” She partially explains. “And to say thanks for letting me have a look around your home earlier, too.” 

“Ah, uh... You’re welcome?” I grin awkwardly, as Trish silently rolls her eyes at my awkwardness. I wasn’t entirely the best at talking to people. Sis is the one who primarily does the talking and stuff. 

I hear humming from the other end of the phone before Sumireko continues. “So I just wanted to ask you about a few things, too...” 

Oh, that figures. Okay, well... “Shoot away. I’m willing to answer if uh... if the questions aren’t, y’know, personal.” 

“Yeah, I know.” I hear her chuckle from the other end. “Firstly! Why live up on the mountain? It sticks out like a sore thumb and there’s been some rumours going around in Suwa about you guys, saying you’re ‘modern youkai’ or something.” 

People consider me and Trish to be youkai...? Huh, that’s a first... “Well... it’s quiet. It’s also got a nice view and... y’know, not having to deal with the hustle and bustle of city life’s there as a benefit, too.” 

“I can get that! Kanto’s a rea~lly popular place, as you know. Tokyo’s over here, as is Yokohama. So it gets busy a lot.” Sumireko brings up a valid point. “So, over there isn’t as busy as it is over here, but I understand what you mean regardless.” 

“Right...” I click my tongue. “Next question?” 

“Alright! What’s with your outfit?” A question about my clothes, huh... “Are they like... custom-made, or something? Why does your sister wear such plain clothes?” 

“To answer the first question, yeah, my clothes’re custom-made for me. More specifically my ribbons, because you won’t really see those in a department store or something.” I think about the next question as I hear her muttering words of understanding on the other end. “The second...? Well, me and Trish, um... we have this weird duality going on between us. I wear elaborate clothes, she wears extremely plain ones. I’m passive and tidy, she’s a bit chaotic and messy. You get what I mean, right?” 

“Ah, contrast, right, gotcha...” I hear her write something down. 

“What’re you writing over there?” Might as well ask, right? No harm no foul, as they say... 

“Just your answers to these questions, so I can make a blog post later about you two.” Oh. She’s... writing a blog post about us, apparently. “You two’d probably make for an interesting topic anyway, right? Trish, uh... she doesn’t mind, does she?” 

...I raise a brow at Trish as I remove my phone from my ear. “Do you mind if Sumireko posts a blog post about us...?” 

“...Not really.” She shakes her head. Ah, alright... 

“No, she doesn’t mind. She’s in the room with me.” I put the phone back to my ear to inform Sumireko.  

“Alright! Tell her I said thanks!” I hear her practically beaming on the other end. “Of course, consent’s everything for weird stuff like this! You two aren’t locals, right?” 

“...Nope.” I respond, my grin picking up more and more. “We’re from the west. England specifically, so... you know. Really far away.” 

“That is pretty far, huh...” She mutters something, before writing it down. “You know, I’ve had this thought on my mind, but you two remind me of a yin-yang. You’re the yang, Rajime, whilst your sister’s the yin.”  

...Yin-yang...? “As in that weird black and white circle thing?” 

“Mmm.” She just gives an affirmative hum. “It comes up a bit in the occult fandom, heh... Though it’s uh... more of a Chinese thing than a Japanese thing, the yang, you, represents stuff like being bright, positive, and masculine. Fits you pretty well, doesn’t it?” 

“...That does sound like me.” I actually consider it, as Trish raises a brow. 

“The hell’re you two talking about?” She wants to know, too. 

Ah... I take the phone from my ear to tell her. “The yin-yang circle thing. Sumireko says I’m like a yang whilst you’re a yin. She said the yang’s positive, bright, and masculine.” 

“...Yeah, no, you’re definitely the yang.” Trish snorts. “What’s the yin, then?” 

I put the phone back to my ear, only to hear Sumireko trying to see if I was listening. “Hello? Rajime?” 

“Sorry, sorry, just had to talk to Trish for a moment... What’s the yin represent?” I apologise, but still keep my cool. 

“Well, it represents the opposite. The yin’s negative, dark, and feminine.” Sumireko elaborates further. A~h, right, that’s definitely Trish, then. 

“So what’s a yin, then? She tell you or what?” Trish raises a brow. 

I talk back to her. “She said the yin represents the exact opposite. So... negativity, dark, and feminine. That’s definitely you.” 

“Oh, yeah, that really is me.” Trish gets a chuckle out of it. “I’m not an ass, though.” 

Oh, no. “Definitely not.” 

“Even though you two contrast each other so much, it still sounds like you’re a perfect match for one another. Yeah, no, you two really are siblings.” Sumireko comments on how I just spoke to Trish.  

“Right?” I chuckle a bit, as does Sumireko herself. “We also have this friend called Kolar, who lives in Suwa. Nice enough guy, though his legs’re metal from the thigh down because he was in an accident.” 

“Really? Huh, I think I heard about that, actually... It was a car crash or something, and some high schooler lost both his legs because of it. It was pretty brutal.” Sumireko brings up, which I furrow my brows at. 

“Huh... I heard he was in an accident, but...” I trail off, thinking about it some more. 

Trish has her brow raised again at me, folding her arms quietly. 

“You didn’t know? How long ago did you move there, to Suwa?” Sumireko questions me a bit more. 

“Only a few months ago.” I answer. Moving here to begin with was a bit chaotic, that’s all I remember about it. “About two or three.” 

“Oh. That accident was about eight months ago, then, so you wouldn’t have outright heard about it from the news or something.” Sumireko explains so I can understand why we never really heard any specifics about Kolar’s accident. “Still, it’s pretty amazing, isn’t it? How they were able to give him fake legs like that. Work just as good as real ones despite being big, thick strips of metal.” 

“...Medicinal technology terrifies me, honestly.” I give my opinion on the matter, awkwardly chuckling. “Half the things you can do and with all the various medicines in existence, I... It’s amazing, yet frightening, just what humans can do.” 

“Mhm~.” She laughs again herself. “I see what you mean. It’s interesting but pretty unnerving, the potential of the human mind, isn’t it?”  

Guess so. “Yeah, I suppose...” 

“Well...” I hear her begin a sentence, sighing. “I might as well stop bothering you. It’s getting pretty late, after all.” 

Right, right... yeah, I look out the window. It is starting to approach evening hours... It does get pretty dark in here at night, when we don’t have the lights on. 

“Right... Well, this was a nice chat anyway.” I smile. “Thanks for calling, Sumireko.” 

“Hey, just call me Sumi, alright?” I hear her snort from the other end. “Feels weird being called by my full first name. It’s what everyone else calls me.” 

“...Right, Sumi.” I chuckle again myself, scratching my neck gingerly.  

“Anyways, talk to you later, bye~!” Ending it off on a cheery tone, she hangs up. I remove my phone from my ear finally, being able to switch it off and slide it in my pocket. 

“...What was that about? Something about Kolar?” Trish decides to question me now that I’m not talking to Sumi anymore. 

“Ah... it’s just about his accident. Apparently, uh...” I glance out the window. “It was some freak car accident that happened a couple of months before we got here. Like five or so months. He lost both his legs from it.” 

“That so...?” Closing her eyes, sis seems to give it some thought. “I mean... yeah, sometimes, people talked about road safety and used some ‘big accident eight months ago’ they kept talking about as an example, whenever I went down to Suwa for groceries or whatever.” 

That’s... true, actually. I overheard some of that myself, but I never could figure out what people were talking about... It made me feel stupid, for not knowing, but now that I know... I get why people don’t talk about it so... openly.  

… 

We stare at each other momentarily, before Trish sighs. “Should we just skip dinner tonight...? I’m not necessarily that hungry, you know.” 

...To be honest? “Yeah, I’m not that hungry either.” 

“Right.” She nods, grinning. “Maybe we should just go to bed, then. Getting late, might as well get a good night’s sleep, for once...” 

Nodding in wholehearted agreement, I stand, beginning to move for my room. “Mhm. Night, Trish.” 

“...Night.” She says goodnight too, before heading off to the chaotic mess that is her bedroom. 

My bedroom’s nothing too special... It’s really clean, I have a desk with paper and pens and stuff on it, neatly organised, my closet, u~m... Oh, there’s a lamp here, and a bed with a white sheet. I... try to keep it relatively clean in here. 

...Now, while I would have a futon, I settled for keeping ties with the west, besides, I don’t see the appeal of sleeping so low to the ground anyway. I prefer sturdy beds much more. 

I know Trish sleeps in a futon, though. It’s especially weird, given how much of a mess her bedroom actually is ... 

Taking my shoes and hat off, I hop into bed, staring up at the ceiling as I slowly drift to sleep. I don’t even bother checking my phone for things like the weather tomorrow, either. I have a feeling I’m not gonna be doing anything tomorrow... 

Though, as I fall asleep, I could swear I heard a door opening, but I just figure it’s Trish making sure I’m asleep... 

 


 

I awaken slowly to a cool breeze. Did Trish open my bedroom window, or something...? I... It’s chilly...  

“What the hell...? Sis...?” I look around, rubbing my eyes. Slowly opening said eyes, I find myself to be in... uh... 

...This isn’t my bedroom.  

… 

I’m in the middle of the woods. What...? 

I feel myself. I’ve got everything on me. I have my shoes and my hat on. I feel my phone in my short pocket. 

Tiredly, I rub my forehead. “Where am I...?” 

Well, it’s a forest, there’s trees, but everything about this just feels... wrong. Weird, even. There’s some weird luminosity to the trees, and from what I can tell by looking at the sky, it’s night. 

...Or I think it’s night, anyway. It’s hard to see through the treetops... 

“What...” I look around, squinting. It’s... really dark. Extremely dark, actually. “What happened last night...?” 

It’s dark, but there’s faint particles of things flying around. I think... I think they’re fireflies, or something. Is this a dream? 

...I pinch myself to check-. 

Ow! Ow... Okay, yeah, no, this isn’t a dream. 

...At least that perked me up a bit, though. Ahah...  

Okay, so... important question first... where am I? What led to me coming here? Why am I here...? 

I... heard a door open, in my room, last night. I figured it was Trish, but... no. I don’t think it was. She wouldn’t check if I was asleep, like that. Maybe... 

...Oh. Maybe... Maybe I’ve been kidnapped and just dumped in the woods, for some reason. Uh... that’s pretty weird though.  

As I walk by on my own, rubbing my arms every now and then due to the odd cool breeze that blew by, I notice voices or... something in the woods. I stop, trying to get a better listen... 

“He~y...” It sounds like a young girl, from what I can tell. Maybe around her early teens? “I thought I heard someone out here... but there’s nobody. Darn... I knew it was a human, too!” 

...Eh...? Why specify that last part? Why is it so important? 

I peek out from around the tree I’m behind, to see more trees, and a bit of a clearing. Where I woke up. It’s some girl who looks like a child, with blonde hair like mine, but her eyes’re a deep red. She’s got a black and white dress on, plus there’s some weird red and white ribbon in her hair. 

...I also note the fact that her arms are weirdly held out as far as they could to her left and right. It makes her look like she’s acting like the letter ‘T’ when capitalised. It’s... weird. 

Weird to look at, I mean. I don’t know this girl, maybe she isn’t weird and she’s just speaking weird because she’s tired, or something... 

Just a thought. 

I debate internally whether or not I should approach this girl... then I notice something that should’ve been glaringly obvious from the get go. She’s flying .  

...No, seriously, she’s floating. In the air. Like she’s on some... invisible cross , or something. 

I’m also too stupid to realise that she’s looking this way. At me . “There you are~! Ahaha!” 

...I’ve been spotted... Damn. “...What... are you...?” 

She doesn’t even respond to me, but I notice the fact it’s gotten considerably darker a lot quicker. I can barely make out anything, that’s how dark it got... Okay, stay alert, I just need to-. 

Ah, there, I hear a whoosh to my right-.  

I deftly tumble backwards, rolling onto my knees awkwardly after doing a full roll as that ‘girl’ lunges at me from the shadows. Okay, what the hell was that for?! 

“Whoa, whoa!” I go wide-eyed, standing up properly again. “What was that for?!” 

“How could he dodge like that...?” She still seems to ignore my questions. “I thought nobody could see in my darkness!” 

Uh, honey, it’s called ‘paying attention to your surroundings and noises at any given moment’. It’s how I dodged that lunge of yours. 

...Of course, I don’t openly say that since I’m particularly alarmed right now.  

It’s still very, very dark though. “Who are you?!” 

“Can you please just sit still, right there, so I can eat you?” The ‘girl’ pleaded, going for another lunge as I roll to the right, dodging her. “Why’re you so good at dodging~?! It’s not fair~!” 

“As many people would say, it’s a skill difference!” I yell like a cheeky bastard, grinning. “You can’t hit me-.” 

Whilst I’m talking like an idiot , she lunges straight for me again, barely grazing the right of my torso. I-. Ooh, that stings, actually...! “Ah...!” 

“Is that so~?” Her voice sounds slightly condescending, for some reason... Mmgh... Ow, ow ow... 

I try to ignore the pain, opting to focus on any noise she made. I hear a whoosh to my back , and I whip around, throwing my fist out on instinct since this is a life or death situation . Didn’t she say she was going to eat me, or something?! 

The moment I do so-. 

Fwam!  

A large cylinder-like blast comes out of my fist, making me double-take. It dispels most of the darkness immediately, making everything barely visible again, even though there wasn’t that much of a difference, and it hit the girl sending her flying-. 

“Aaaaah!” She screams, as-. 

Bam!  

She goes flying into a tree. I... okay, that looked like it genuinely hurt, for her. 

But... still, what the hell was that?! “I-I-. What was that?!” 

I look at my hand in complete bewilderment as that girl picks herself from the tree slowly, whining. “Ooow... That hurt...! Meanie!” 

“Says the girl who’s trying to eat me, apparently...!” I shoot back, but decide to make the most of that random ‘attack’ of mine. I... I have no genuine idea what that was, but I can use it to my advantage. “There’s more of those where it came from! Just leave me alone...!” 

“Haaaa~h!” I hear her lunging for me again when-. 

Fwamfwamfwamfwam!  

Several arcs of weird spheres fly into her. They’re large, red orbs which soared out at a pretty fast speed, but disperse and crackle into red energy upon impact with this... person... 

“Ow! W-Who-.” The blonde girl looks around frantically, alarmed as more orbs smack her body, making her glow. “S-Stop it, I-.” 

FWAM!  

A large, relatively long red orb sends her flying away, into a tree again. This time, though, she doesn’t get up, seemingly unconscious. 

“What...?” I stare at where that girl went, slightly shocked. What just...? 

“Such a poor, innocent youth, being tortured by such a vile, impure creature...” I hear someone sigh out in frustration from above.  

Slowly, this... woman descends from above the treetops, looking rather displeased. She’s got some weird black hat on with a yellow moon visible towards the centre. Attached to it are these fluffy-looking orbs...  

Notably, she’s got very, very long orange hair, which just briefly travels past her back entirely. Her red eyes stare in that... girl’s direction, if it even is a girl or human at this point. Her clothes consisted of this ornate black dress with some yellow rims that I can barely make out in the darkness, though she seems to have a red... tabard on. I can barely make out what’s on it, though. A dark red sash is wrapped tightly around her waist, which gives her a traditional look to her, whilst having an aura of an imperial entity... 

...Being able to tell things from what someone wears is weird, but... her voice sorta reminds me of a mother, for whatever reason. 

“...Are you hurt?” She turns to face me, eyeing my form over. 

“B-Barely...” I stammer out, holding my side as she looks to where I’m clutching. “She clipped me, it... it stings, I...” 

“Hmh...” The woman frowns, glaring in the direction the girl had been launched in. “I suppose you’re quite lucky I came by when I did, young man. I was only passing by on a return trip from somewhere else...” 

Then she notices my clothes, raising a brow slowly. “...Are you from that village?” 

What...? “...What village...?” 

“...Ah.” Her brow lowers as she sighs. “...It appears you’re one of those people. Come with me.” 

Normally I’d argue about trusting a stranger, but... I think she’s the one who helped me out, so I think I can trust her...? 

I move to follow her, but she ends up lifting me off the ground, beginning to fly like that girl was doing as she carried me above the trees. “W-Wha-.” 

“Calm down, it’s alright...” She sighs again, looking down at me. You know, this would be awkward, because I’m pretty tall, but... she’s taller than I am. Or so I observed anyway. It’s the dead of night above the trees, above that... forest. “I won’t drop you. What you’re seeing right now is, in fact, quite real. I will take you to my home. You’re safe, now...” 

...I’m not complaining, but... this is still weird. I... ah... “W-Who are you, anyway...?” 

She pauses, looking ahead as she gently flew in a specific direction. I don’t know if it’s north, east, south, or west, because my sense of direction is screwed right now, but... I think she’s taking me somewhere safe. Keyword being ‘think’. Maybe she has the same agenda as that girl, but she’s more subtle about it. 

… 

After a moment, she glances back at me. “...You may call me Junko. You’ve seem to have stumbled upon some rather unfortunate circumstances...” Sighing, she decides to ask me a question next. “What is your name, young man?” 

Oh, yeah, that’s important. Uh... “...R-… Rajime.” 

“...I see. Rajime.” Junko nods at my name, smiling. “Do not worry, I have no intent of harming you, or doing anything terrible. Are you aware of who that girl was, exactly?” 

“Uhm...” I trail off, looking back in the direction we came from. “...No, not really... I don’t... even know where this is, or why she attacked me like that.” 

“...Ah.” She looks ahead again, calmly humming. “That was a youkai, you see. Not human, as you were presumably thinking.” 

“I-… Youkai?” I stare up at Junko again. She closes her eyes as she keeps flying. “They exist...?” 

“Here, they do. Where you come from, they don’t.” That’s... incredibly vague. “This is a land of magic and fantasy. Where those that are forgotten come... or so I have been told, at least.” 

...I... “W-What does that even mean...?” I’m so confused...! 

She looks down to briefly stare at me in contemplation. “I’m afraid I can’t explain it better than that, sadly, Rajime. What were you doing before you came here?” 

“I... I was just going to sleep.” I shake my head. “I wasn’t doing anything, really...” 

“...Hmm.” Junko thinks on it. “I suppose you may have been spirited away here, then. You are now in a land of fantasy. This land... is called Gensokyo. Though, the location we’re going to... it’s not entirely in Gensokyo. It’s more of a realm called Senkai, you see.” 

“Gensokyo...” I look ahead as I notice that the surroundings abruptly changed, without me even noticing as I stared at Junko prior. I can vaguely make out silhouettes of more mountains, hills, trees, and, you know, general scenery... “Is this Senkai...?” 

“Indeed.” Junko looks ahead still. It’s... still dark, but slightly lighter, I feel like. “It’s quite peaceful here, as no youkai tend to roam this land... Primarily, it’s for hermits, however I am no hermit. Instead, I am a sagacious spirit.” 

Sagacious... “I’m not... too familiar with any of that, but... being sagacious means you’ve got good judgement or something, right...?” I tilt my head. I’ve never heard that word actually be used before, though I’m vaguely familiar of what a sage is. I’m just going off of what I know for that word... 

“In a sense, yes, that is true.” She replies, smiling at me. “However, the true definition of the word ‘sagacious’ means to have or to show keen mental discernment and good judgement... to be wise and shrewd, to simplify it to a purer term.” 

“I... I see...” I awkwardly clutch the side where I was struck. It’s still faintly stinging, but it’s starting to go numb... “Tss...” 

“...Are you alright?” She glances back at me with a look of concern. 

“Yeah, just... it just stings.” I grit my teeth. I’ve scraped my knee and arm and other stuff before. I’ve even banged my hand on things, as well as my head. It stings for a while, but you feel numb after. “Alright otherwise, though...” 

“...That is a relief to hear.” Junko breathes out a sigh of relief as we draw closer to a faintly lit building. I note that there’s quite a lot of mountains around this... Senkai place. 

“Uh... Just asking, but what do you mean by hermit...?” I’m partially curious. She mentioned hermits, didn’t she...? “Like... hermit crabs, or...?” 

“No, but I can see the confusion around that, at least. A hermit...” Junko takes a deep breath, before exhaling. “A hermit is one who lives in solitude, as a religious discipline, or something else entirely. The reasons, you see, sometimes vary. They namely live in a form of seclusion. Though, I suppose, a hermit crab retreating into its shell can be considered a form of recluse.” 

Then, she seems to consider something. “...I suppose I am not too different from a hermit, myself. I live in a form of isolation, out here, but unlike them, I am not entirely secluded or alone, or opposed to having people visit me or actively going and seeking out specific people.” 

Ah... That’s very interesting, actually... I don’t say anything else, just watching as Junko flies over to the building we’ve been approaching the entire time. It’s one lit by candles, it looks like, but the flames of these candles were very visible from a distance... or faintly visible, more like.  

They’re in paper lanterns. Huh... This building strikes me as a very Chinese-styled one... It’s red and white, from what I can gather, with a slanted roof. It’s... also surprisingly large. Very large, actually, I just noticed. Looking around further, or trying to, makes me realise that this building was very long towards the back, though it was also particularly wide... 

“...This is my home.” Junko decides to elaborate for me as she touches down with the ground, the sounds of dress shoes clacking on stone audible... “Are you alright to walk?” 

“Yeah...” I nod as she gently sets me down, allowing me to properly stand. “It’s... uh... It’s pretty big.” 

At my reaction, she giggles. “Yes, it is, is it not? I took inspiration from the buildings one would typically see in the imperial era of China, a long time ago. It faces south, yet it also isn’t just one singular large building. Instead, it is several.” Moving towards the front door, she puts her hands together.  

Then, she notices the look I’m giving it. I’m just... intrigued by the style of architecture. Constructing things always fascinated me, as well as the little intricate things that go behind the construction process that keeps a building stable. “...You seem to be quite curious about it, am I correct?” 

“Ah-. Oh, yeah, um... sorry for staring at it so hard.” I awkwardly scratch my neck, grinning gingerly. “I was just always interested in different styles of buildings, as in their overall design and architecture, you see...” 

“...I’m glad you can appreciate such a structure styled as this, then.” She smiles at my interest in her home, even giving an appreciative nod. “I’m sure you would notice it’s perfectly symmetrical, were you to look down from up high. It is made from a mixture of lumber and stone, you see, the stone for the outer walls and lumber for the ones found inside.” 

I tilt my head. “It... is rather big for you to just be living here, on your own, though...” 

Junko nods at this, staring at the main entrance again. “...That is because, in the past, most of the wings in here would be dedicated to extended family units, though I constructed each of the wings to hold a different purpose. I have a library, my own chambers, a teahouse... various different areas for when I have visitors, you see. I keep it all tidy and clean by myself.” 

“By... By yourself?” For some reason, I have doubts about that... “It’s... really big, I’m imagining cleaning this would take all day...” 

“Hm, hm...” She hums, walking inside as she pushed the doors open. I follow suit behind her, as she had held one door open for me to pass through. “Well, it feels unmistakably pure in here, does it not?” 

...When she mentions it... there’s something about this place. It feels incredibly clean, which, in turn, makes me happier to look at it. More oriental paper lanterns light paths further in, which makes me notice she has a garden full of cherry blossoms in here with paths and benches underneath them. It’s nearly viewing season for those, if I recall... 

“It seems you have noticed, then.” She picks up on the fact I’m eagerly looking around, despite seeming very calm. “...Such is the nature of my ability, you see.” 

“Ability...?” I stare at her in confusion. What does she mean by ability...? 

“...I am able to purify anything. Lifeforce, materials... so long as it has a physical being, I am able to return it to a divine state, so to speak, before these things had a name. The materials you see here are overflowingly pure ones. Perfect, if you will.” She stares ahead at the cherry blossoms, having a larger smile on her face. “Of course, I have used this ability on myself. It is why I was able to easily neutralise that youkai you saw attacking you.” 

Purifying anything... “That sounds like an interesting ability to have...” I comment, considering this with a finger to my chin. “You said you can purify lifeforce...?” 

“Mmm.” Nodding, she turned to face me again. “However... Living beings such as yourself cannot stand being purified, save for very rare circumstances. But there are even fewer who can stand being extremely pure... Though, there is the odd case of fairies.” 

Ah...? “Fairies?” 

“...Fairies are truly strange creatures. They are beings of pure lifeforce, nature, and magic...” Sighing, she places her arms in her sleeves. “...They can work alongside being purified to be even more powerful than before, to, ironically, spread impurities.” 

...

Contemplating, she looks over at me again. “...Would you care for some tea, Rajime? I’m imagining you would prefer some rest, too, after today... Being spirited away the way you have, nearly killed by such a horrific, impure youkai no less...” 

She really likes purity, doesn’t she...? Um... I’d be rude to decline, b-but at the same time, I... erm... I don’t want to leech off of her, or anything... 

My answer...? “Sure...” 

“Very well.” She begins walking off through the garden as I begin following her. The stinging pain in my side’s gone numb, now. Which is a good thing, but... that means the skin there’s gonna bruise. How did they even hit me that hard...? That... girl, I mean, or that youkai girl I mean, more like, since Junko said she was a youkai...  

 


  

Sitting down in the teahouse, I find it to be very... oriental. There’re two cushions on the floor to sit on, as well as a relatively low table between the two... I’m sat on one end. I’m just waiting for Junko to return with the tea... 

...My mind drifts to what just happened today. It’s... all gone by so fast, it just feels unreal, you know? First thing’s first, I’m at home with Trish and we’re with Kolar. Then Sumi phones me just sometime after Kolar left... 

We chatted for a bit about me and Trish living up on that mountain, she brought up the yin-yang stuff, I remember that, but... then I went to bed. I heard a door open just as I went to sleep, but I figured that was Trish, then... next thing I know, I wake up in this place called Gensokyo, I get attacked by some youkai girl that looks like a child after a few minutes of walking, and...  

And then I’m saved by this Junko lady who claims to be a sagacious spirit, claiming to have the ability of being able to purify anything... 

… 

It’s... all just so surreal, all of this. Now I’m in Senkai, waiting to be served tea so I can calm down.  

But... I’m focused on one thing. That... that thing I did, to that youkai, just before Junko intervened to protect me... 

It... It was strange. I wanted to punch that youkai, in self-defence though, but instead I did some... weird thing. I launched a weird, large, cylinder-like blast at her... from my fist. I... that wasn’t normal, whatever that was. 

Was... that magic? No, I... I’ve never used any magic in my life, that can’t be right... But... I can’t think of any other explanation for that... 

… 

Regardless... I’m safe, now... I’m safe. I’m safe here. Safe here with a watchful eye on me. Junko seems nice enough, at least, if she’s willing to let me stay here for a while. 

...I can’t stop thinking about how much she reminds me of a mom. It’s... actually vaguely reminiscent of my uh... my mom, before... stuff happened.  

… 

You know, it’s funny. Despite being English, I use the American spelling of ‘mom’. It’s a thing I picked up, I guess... 

Actually, on the note of family, I-… Trish...!  

O-Oh, no, what if she’s here too?! She could be in danger, and-. 

...No, no, she’ll... she’ll be fine, I think. I dunno, I just have this gut feeling. Trish is... way smarter than I am, she can think of someway to survive youkai, I bet... unlike my stupid ass who peeked around a tree for too long and got spotted. 

Ah... I wonder if Kolar got home alright... No doubt he’d be looking for me and Trish tomorrow... 

These-... These really are some bizarre circumstances, aren’t they...? It’s like something out of a manga or anime, if I’m being honest... It’s just so unrealistic, but all of this is definitely real. That pain was real. Junko carrying me softly like that was definitely real. All of this is real.  

… 

Before long, I’m greeted by Junko exiting a nearby side room, carrying a tray. On it was a kettle, alongside two cups. “...My apologies for keeping you waiting, like this, Rajime.” 

“It’s no problem... I’ve just been using that time to think about things.” I smile at her as she approaches, lowering herself to gently set the tray on the table, before taking a seat opposite me. 

“...Things such as...?” She stares at me curiously, proceeding to pour both me and herself a cup. 

“Well... the events leading up to me getting to this point, really. I genuinely wasn’t outside or anything, I was just... sitting at home, with my sister and my friend.” I begin, looking down at my cup as I take it when she passes it towards me. I’m... not entirely too familiar with teas outside of milk tea, really... “...What tea is this, exactly...?” 

“Green tea.” She informs me, before gesturing for me to go on. “Your sister and friend, though? Were they at home with you when you went to bed, or...?” 

“...My sister was, but my friend went home.” I stare into the tea, before deciding to take a sip. It scalds my mouth at first, but... it’s got some flavour to it. I guess drinking milk tea eases you into teas. It’s... really hot, actually, but it is nice. “The tea’s nice, by the way.” 

“...I’m glad you can appreciate it.” Junko smiles, taking a sip herself. “Do you think your sister has ended up here also? What is her name?” 

“Probably... Her name’s Trish.” I respond immediately, looking up. “We’re sort of polar opposites, but she’s my older sister... and really the only family I have direct contact with.” 

“...Ah. I see. I’ll keep it in mind, should I travel out of Senkai, for whatever reason...” She hums, closing her eyes. “...What of your friend?” 

“If... If he got home, he should be fine, I think...” I place my tea down to think about it some more. “His name’s Kolar, by the way. Really nice guy, but somewhat timid and reserved about who he talks to.” 

Junko gives me a look of contemplation for a moment, before she decides to press for more details. “You mentioned that Trish is ‘the only family you have direct contact with’, just then. Why is that?” 

“Well... I don’t live in Japan, for starters. Or-. I didn’t live in Japan until a few months ago, more like.” I fold my arms, adjusting my sitting posture. It’s weird sitting down on the cushions like this, with my lower legs supporting my entire body, with my feet sticking out behind me. Also socks. I don’t get how anyone can sit like this, really...  

“...Ah, so you’re a more western outsider, then.” Junko considers this. “Where, exactly, were you from originally?” 

“England.” I just tell her outright.  

“England? Hmm. Quite a distance away from Japan, I must say.” Taking another sip of her tea, she hums idly. “Your sister moved with you, I presume?” 

“...Yeah. She couldn’t bear the thought of me being alone.” I sigh. That’s genuinely the reason Trish lives with me and even moved with me. “Truth be told... I’m really not keen on... talking to new people. You’re an exception, you saved my life and all that.” 

“I’m glad you think highly of me like that.” She appreciates the gesture, as I move to sip my tea some more. “...Though, you aren’t wrong.” 

… 

I might as well make one thing clear, too... “I um... sorta lied about my name, too.” 

...She raises a brow. “Did you, now?” 

“Well-. Rajime’s just what everyone calls me. My actual name’s Rajimarin.” I elaborate slightly. 

“...So Rajime works just fine, then.” Junko clicks her tongue. “I understand. Rajimarin is a nice name, but Rajime is easier to pronounce. Humans always were quite simplistic... though, I was one once, too, before my ascension to being a divine spirit.” 

Huh...? She was a human, once? “What do you mean...? You were a human...?” 

“...It’s quite a long story, you see.” She smiles, shaking her head. “I’m afraid I wouldn’t have the time to explain it right now, regrettably. However... I could tell you more regarding it sometime tomorrow, should you so desire.” 

“I mean...” I take another sip from my cup before continuing, tilting my head from side to side after I do so. “...I owe you my life, more or less, so learning more about you, uh... wouldn’t hurt, right...?” 

“I suppose that is true.” Exhaling, Junko closes her eyes. It’s also now that we’re here that I can properly look at that tabard she’s wearing more. It’s a bright red, with there being some intricate blue and yellow patterns. I’m fairly sure I can see a nine-tailed fox on that, too... which is interesting. I think it’s a nine-tailed fox, anyway. “...You may reside here, with me, if you desire to. I would quite like having someone to talk to without having to travel very far, if I’m being honest.” 

Say... Her mentioning the ‘travel very far’ bit makes me wonder... “What were you doing before you stepped in to help me, anyway...?” 

“...Hm?” She pauses at my question, before taking a moment to respond. “...I was merely returning here from one of my many visits to a manor called Eientei, deep within a bamboo forest, aptly named the ‘Bamboo Forest of the Lost’. I had heard your shouting during my return trip, so I decided to investigate, as it was particularly late at night. I’m glad I did, or... you would have...” 

“...Died...” I finish for her, blinking slowly. “...It’s weird, knowing that if you didn’t show up, I... I wouldn’t be alive, anymore. I wouldn’t know what was going on...” 

“Yes...” She frowns. “I’m quite against the death of innocents. Those who stand in my way or actively seek destruction of matters close to myself, however, I have no qualms with killing.” 

She sounded... scary, when she finished her sentence like that. Junko’d be fine with killing someone...? That just... I can’t imagine that.  

“Though, I didn’t kill that youkai, if that’s what you were wondering. I merely knocked her out through a rather intricate system called ‘danmaku’.” Junko assures me that she didn’t kill that girl, though. “Regrettably, they are necessary in Gensokyo’s balance, I believe...” 

“Danmaku...” I think about it some more. “Ah... that wouldn’t happen to be those red orbs that hit that girl, would they...?” 

“...That was my danmaku, yes.” She confirms calmly, pausing to take a sip of her tea, before firmly placing the cup down, then grabbing the kettle to refill her tea. “As I had said, it’s a rather intricate system, but my danmaku is wholly pure. You can make rather beautiful patterns with them, as I have observed, although mine are merely circles, nothing more, nothing less.” 

“...Just circles...?” I tilt my head. 

“Mmm.” Raising a hand to point at the wall, she shot a spread of red spheres from her hand, which crackle against the wall into energy. “If one is hit with enough of these, they will be defeated. It also hurts quite a fair margin, but is confirmed to be a mostly non-lethal takedown.” 

...Why specify ‘mostly’? I decide to press her on it... “Why specify mostly...?” 

“...My danmaku violates the rules put in place, you see.” She lowers her arm, taking a sip of her tea, before clearing her throat. “There are these things called ‘spell cards’, which are set ‘cards’ of danmaku to be shot out in specific patterns. The rules for them are simply along the lines of not making them impossible to dodge... and to not kill.” 

Noting my confused look, she continues further. “...Someone had particularly wronged me, so I have several of these spell cards which directly violate the no killing rule I just mentioned.” Sighing, she lowers her eyes. “I care not for those rules, most of the time.” 

...Then she stares at me, gaining an eerily serious expression. “I will not hesitate to use one of my lethal cards should someone threaten your life, Rajime. You are an... outlier, to humans. Most of them are ridiculously impure, to such ludicrous levels at that, though you... are different, I feel. You feel more... pure than all the others.” 

...I’m different...? “How so, exactly...?” 

“I feel as if there’s something more to you than you aren’t aware of. Tell me, has anything... strange happened to you, since you woke up in Gensokyo, exactly?” Junko passively asks me, placing her cup down to make direct eye contact.  

...Anything strange...? 

There... there was that cylinder thing I did with my fist, when I tried to punch that girl to get her away from me... 

...I might as well mention it. “...One thing. One weird thing’s happened that I just can’t get off my mind.” Thinking about it some more, I scratch the side of my neck. “Just before you showed up to... um... intervene, I tried to fight back against that youkai girl.” 

“...Go on.” She seems moderately intrigued by whatever I’m about to say... 

“When... When I punched, this weird, large cylinder-like blast shot out, which sent her flying back. It was also particularly dark, but that... that blast dispelled all of the darkness, meaning it was artificial...” 

… 

“I... I see.” She furrows her brows. “Yes, that is quite strange... Hmm.” 

“S-So... what does that mean, for me...?” I tilt my head, biting my lip partially. 

Taking a few seconds to consider it, she breathes in, before breathing out, giving me a soft smile. “...I feel as if there definitely is something you’re not aware of, of yourself that is.” 

“What...?” I’m confused... 

“Think about it.” She tells me, interlocking her fingers together... “You felt as if you were in danger, so you tried to fight back, and you briefly managed to. It bought you enough time for someone, me, to intervene and save you.” 

“But... what does it mean? I still... don’t get it.” 

Junko gives me a pondering look, humming a few times as she looked around momentarily, then back to me. “...As I said, this is something about yourself you aren’t aware of. You may have some inherent magical adaptivity I’m not aware of... which means you may have to develop this with time. Such a thing is rare to see, in an outsider human who only just arrived here, no less.” 

Thinking about it even further, she brings a finger to her lips. “...You are but an ordinary human otherwise, though, which makes you extremely unique. I genuinely do not wish for harm to befall you... so as such, I will kill anything that even remotely threatens you, without hesitation.” 

Um...! That’s a bit extreme, I think! “H-Hey, I-. Could you please not...? I don’t like the um... the idea that things are going to die, because people think I’m a threat. There’s... always the p-possibility of talking things out, r-right, miss Junko...?” 

...She calms down slightly, nodding. “I suppose there is... So be it, then. I will only break the rules should there be no alternatives. You have my promise that you can attempt to converse with any threats towards yourself, maybe even pacifying them... Though, I would say that’s rarer than an outsider like yourself, being able to properly talk things out without fighting.” 

...Is it really that bad, that you have to fight to get something to not happen...? 

That’s... concerning, actually.  

“Relax.” She notes my concerned expression, sighing deeply. “Nobody genuinely comes here that often, so there are no threats to your general safety currently, Rajime. Though... it would be dangerous were you to explore Gensokyo unarmed, should you wish to.” 

Ah... “I don’t exactly feel... comfortable carrying a weapon around, though. As in carrying it and all that, it’s just... the weight.” I shake my head.  

“Mmm... But you will have to get used to carrying some form of weaponry around, be it a physical weapon like a sword, or learning magic.” Junko insists I should consider some way of defending myself... which, honestly, is fair, given that display with that one youkai earlier... 

Before I can say anything else, she abruptly continues. “However, there are some magical enchantments which should allow you to carry anything in a bag or even in your hat. One would allow you to store items without having to feel their weight, so... hmm. I’ll see what I can do on that end, but I would consider a weapon. A shield might suit you, I believe.” 

“A shield...?” I think about it. I mean... a shield’ll let me be extremely defensive... 

“Indeed. The best offense sometimes is a good defence.” Junko smiles at me. “...You’re a person who dislikes conflict, aren’t you?” 

“Well, um... yeah.” I admit, sheepishly grinning. “I’d... like a world with no conflict, where everyone gets along...” 

“So naïve... Fufufu...” She giggles, shaking her head. “I suppose that gives you character. Though... we can never have nice things. Gensokyo may be a land of fantasy, but it still has its cruelties. Reality is crueller than fiction, as they say.” 

I scratch my head, thinking about it. I know she isn’t wrong, I know that... there’s no such thing as a perfect world, but...! I can dream and have faith, right? Nobody said I can’t! 

“...It’s rather late, isn’t it?” Junko notes, looking outside past me. “I have a guest room that you can use for the time being.” 

“Ah... thank you.” I bow my head, nodding appreciatively as I finish the rest of my tea. It’s still quite hot, even though a while’s passed. Huh... “I-… I genuinely don’t know how I can repay you for... for any of this, miss Junko...” 

She chuckles. “Please, don’t call me ‘miss’, Rajime. It makes me feel old. My name works just fine.” 

“R-Right, Junko...” I awkwardly laugh back, grinning with my eyes closed. 

“...How old are you, by the way?” She decides to ask me...? Um? 

“Uh... eighteen, why...?” I tilt my head at her. 

“...When’s your birthday?” 

“...Where’re you going with this...?” I’m confused, now... 

“I just merely wish to know, is all.” She smiles neutrally as we both stand up. 

My birthday... Mmmh... I think it was... “Thirty-first of August... Or just the last day of summer, I guess?” I shrug, not really thinking too much of the question... 

“...The exact day the season of summer ends, taking its vigorous heat with it...” Junko nods. “I see. I’ll keep it in mind, then.” 

...Why would she keep it in mind...? It’s only the middle of March... I think. Is it even March? I should ask. “...What month is it, again...?” 

“March.” She replies quickly. 

Oh, so it is March. Okay, good... that’s relieving. So I haven’t spontaneously travelled through time like in one of those bad and convoluted plots for manga, then. 

Well, at least this is a change of pace from the usual hustle and bustle of cities and stuff, having to actively go out of your way to avoid living in suffering. 

...Only now there’s murderous things out to get me, it seems. I seem to be safe here, though, so... as long as Junko’s here, I... think I’m safe.  

And... she did say she doesn’t really get visitors, so I guess... I guess it really is safe to stay here. It’s like a safe haven, kinda... 

“...Ah.” She suddenly looks like she remembered something, looking at me neutrally. “I sometimes do get visited by a god, though.” 

...A god. “A-… A god?” I double-take. 

“Yes, you heard me correctly.” She lowers her arms to her sides. “...I’m on rather good terms with the Goddess of Hell, Hecatia Lapislazuli... or Hecate, as you might know her, being an outsider and all.” 

Hecate... Wait... “As in the Greek god...?” 

“So you’re vaguely familiar with her, then.” Junko nods. “Yes, that’s who I’m referring to.” 

...Oh. That sounds unbelievable, but considering the fact that people can fly here, I’m... honestly willing to believe that at this point. Also whatever the hell I did to that youkai girl, and uh... and Junko being able to shoot... bullet things. Danmaku. 

“...She comes by every now and then to have tea with me. We talk about what has happened, among other things.” Walking over to the door, she beckons me to come with her... which I do, because why wouldn’t I? “Sometimes she brings her favourite hell fairy, or a lampad if I am to be specific, with her, Clownpiece. I would advise avoiding interactions with her, for your sanity’s sake. I’d prefer you sane.” 

...Uh...? “Why...?” 

“Her torch can drive you to the brink of insanity, should you stare into it long enough.” Junko bluntly summarises, stepping out among the blossoms. “It would take a strong willpower to be able to resist staring into that flame. She doesn’t mean any harm to things her mistress or myself like or love. This would include you, I suppose.” 

As I follow her out, I feel a rush of calmness wash over me. Being out here, it just feels... nice. Soothing, even... 

“...Does being out here make you feel nice?” Junko turns to raise a brow at me, eyeing me temporarily. 

“Mhm...” I nod slowly. “It just feels... serene out here.” 

...She closes her eyes, nodding as well. “I understand what you mean. Sometimes I come out here when I have nothing else to do, to contemplate and think about topics that have drilled themselves into my mind, whatever they may be.” 

We walk over to another area of her home by cutting through the garden. It’s one of the structures towards the back left from the main entrance, which faces south. So... um...north-west.  

As we approach, she stares up at the building. “...This is where I sleep, though the guest room I mentioned earlier is also here.” Gesturing to two separate doors, she turns to me. “Mine is the one on the right, so I presume you can fill in the blanks from there. Rest assured knowing I’m right next door, so if you need anything during the night, do not be afraid to ask.” 

“Ah...” I stare at the door, blinking slowly. “Alright...” Then, I abruptly yawn. “Why do I feel so tired...?” 

“...The adrenaline from getting grazed by that vicious youkai must be wearing off.” She sighs, opening the door for me. “That... and I suppose you woke up in the middle of the night. Go have the sleep you should’ve had. Goodnight, Rajime.” 

“Thanks... I’ll... see you in the morning.” I appreciatively bow again, moving in the door. She shuts it behind me, though I don’t hear her lock the door, which is reassuring for thinking that she’s not gonna trap me here forever or something. 

...Inside is a medium-sized room. It's oriental and traditional, with lanterns lighting the room albeit dimly, with a futon in the middle. Guess I’m sleeping on a futon for once, then... I note a desk and a chair nearby, as well as a window showing a pretty nice view... 

Though, it’d be better if it was daytime. Then I could see more of the landscape than vague silhouettes of what I think was mountains and hills. And lakes... and plains. 

...This Senkai place sure is weird... but it’s safe from youkai, hopefully. 

Rubbing my eyes, I remove my shoes and hat, opting to sleep in my clothes for once. I mean... you never know, doesn’t hurt to be safe, does it...? 

I stare up at the slanted ceiling after I carefully slip under the futon’s covers, which is more prism-like since it’s slanted on both sides. The roof, I mean.  

...The futon is comfy, though. I can kinda get why Trish sleeps in this, but... mmh, I still prefer a western bed over this. 

I put my hands behind my head, trying to get comfortable. I’m probably gonna have to wash my clothes, soon, when I consider it... I’ve been lying on a forest floor earlier, so... it makes sense, doesn’t it? 

… 

I still can’t get over what’s happened today... I wonder how Kolar and Trish’re doing...? 

… 

 


 

… 

I find myself in a purplish void. I... where is this? Am I... Am I somewhere else now?! Do I just teleport when I go to sleep?! 

Talk about a-. 

“...Rajime?” 

...A voice makes me freeze on the spot. I whip my head around to look at where it came from, and... 

“...Trish?”  

I... why is she here? How’d we both end up here...? 

“Fancy running into you here.” She greets me, walking over. “...So you wake up in this ‘Gensokyo’ place too, or...?” 

“Yeah... I’m guessing you have, too.” I tilt my head, clicking my tongue. “Just our luck, innit, eh, Trish?” 

“Pfft. Yeah, getting abducted to some weird as hell fantasy land where deceptively cute girls try to bite your head off is right down our alley.” Trish snorts, rolling her eyes. “...So where’re you, exactly?” 

“...Ah... I’m in a place called Senkai, with a woman called Junko.” I scratch the back of my neck. “What about you...?” 

“...Some place deep in a bamboo forest. There’s this white-haired girl called Mokou. We’re sort of friends, I guess.” Trish shrugs. I see... wait, bamboo forest? 

“Bamboo forest... as in... the Bamboo Forest of the Lost?” I furrow my brows at her, as she blinks. 

“...Okay, what the hell? How do you know that?” Now she’s confused. Ah... 

“Junko said she was visiting a manor called Eientei there before she found me.” I scratch my neck.  

Trish’s eyes go wide. “Wait, Eientei? Mokou mentioned a similar place, called it a, and I’m not kidding on this, ‘weird clinic-hospital-manor-hybrid thing’. Her words, not mine, by the way.” 

“...Ah. Junko just called it a manor.” I think about it some more. “So... that’s interesting to know. Either that’s one hell of a coincidence that we both know about it to some extent, or... something weird’s going on.” 

“I’m more interested in whatever the hell this place is.” Trish pans her head around, throwing her arms up. “Purple. Just-. Everywhere you look, there’s just purple .” 

“...You think this is some weird dream where we can both talk to each other...?” I suggest, not really thinking about it. 

“...I mean... I ended up here by sleeping, so...” Trish folds her arms, her eyes glazing the magenta void over. 

“So did I...” I put my hands on my hips. 

… 

We both stare at each other and speak perfectly in unison. “Yeah, no, this is one of those cliché ‘talk to your sibling’ dreams.” 

… 

“You know... It actually is useful, having this available to us, though.” Trish considers, pocketing her hands. 

“Yeah... I wonder how Kolar’s doing.” I wonder aloud. 

As if responding to us talking-. 

“H-Hello?!” Suddenly, Kolar appears, looking dazed and confused. “Ah-. Rajime?! Trish?!” 

“Speaking of Kolar.” Trish turns to face him with a grin. “What’s the matter? You look panicked as all hell. Something try to eat you?” 

“Yes, actually!” He grimaces. “Several times!” 

“I-… Oh.” Trish pauses. “Oh. Okay. Uhh... You’re in Gensokyo too, aren’t you...?” 

“How did-… Wait, are you both in this weird place, too...?” Kolar’s now confused. Wow, this got weird really quickly.  

I put my hands behind my head, stretching slightly. “Mmyep. We’re here as much as you are, Kolar. We think this is a dream that lets us talk to each other when we’re sleeping, though.” 

“...That sounds like a horrible cliché.” Kolar deadpans. 

“We know.” Trish snorts, shaking her head. “But it’s useful, if that is what it is.” 

“Mmm... So, on that note, what’d you get up to? Where’re you holed up and praying to survive?” I decide to ask him... 

“This place called... um... the Scarlet Devil Mansion.” Kolar rubs his arm. “Some youkai was... trying to eat me, so I just ran until I... I just found someone to help. As it turns out, vampires exist...!” 

“Vampires.” Trish echoes, snorting. “Yeah, no, I’m friends with an immortal. Anything seems to be possible here.” 

“...I’m friends with a divine spirit.” I decide to throw in my two cents, or however that saying went. I’m guessing that Mokou person’s immortal, then...? 

“Ah... Well, I ran into this vampire called Remilia, she said she was just ‘perusing her manor’s perimeter’, but I feel like that’s a lie, for some reason...? She reminds me of you two, as in, her whole home’s European-styled, I think...” Kolar furrows his brows. “She had maids and everything... so I think... I got incredibly lucky, or something. She sent the youkai packing and offered to let me stay at her manor for the time being...” 

“Now the question is did she suck your blood.” Trish jabs a finger into his chest. 

“Um... well-.” He winces, fidgeting slightly as he tries to answer. “...Y-Yeah, she... she did. She offered to let me stay there so long as I um... entertained the other residents and helped out... but not as a maid, t-that isn’t my... my thing.” 

“It’d be yours.” Trish grins at me. 

“Oh, shut up!” I scoff at her. “Why’re you still insistent about me wearing a maid outfit...?” 

Seriously, this has been an issue for a long time, Trish! 

“Because.” She clicks her fingers. “...You’d look good in it.” 

“No.” I shake my head. “I’m-. I’m not embarrassing myself like that time you decided to wear nothing but shorts and a vest.” 

“Oh, that was one time!” Trish huffs, annoyed. 

“G-Guys...” Kolar shakes his head. “Now... Now really isn’t the time to be... bickering, like that...” 

...He’s right. Mgh... 

Trish rolls her eyes, pocketing her hands again. 

“...So... divine spirit, immortal, and a vampire. You,” Trish points at me. “Me,” She points at herself next... “...and you.” She then points at Kolar. “In that order.” 

“...Y’know...” I think now would be a good time to walk about weird things happening... “Something weird happened when I got attacked by a youkai. They like... have the appearance of girls, you know this, right?” 

“...Y-Yes, the one I ran from was a... yuki-onna, I think?” Kolar wobbles his hand from left to right. 

“...I nearly got shot by a rabbit.” Trish casually states. Wh-. How...? “Did you know that they arm rabbit youkai with laser guns .” 

...I won’t even ask. 

“Okay, so like... I tried to fight back against the youkai that attacked me, but when I went to punch her, some weird blast sent her flying away.” I explain vaguely what happened. “I have no clue what it was...” 

“...Oh, we’re talking about weird crap that’s happened?” Trish raises her brows. “Alright. I got set on fire, but when I touched my chest to try and pat it out, it went out on its own.” 

“Weird things...?” Kolar tilts his head. “I um... A lot of things that don’t make sense happened around me, I... I managed to dodge icicle shards that I... didn’t even see coming just by accidentally tripping and falling... It happened all the time until I bumped into Remilia...” 

“Weird~.” Trish snorts. “You think someone’s screwing around with our luck values or something? Like... if this was an RPG or something.” 

“I mean, it’d make sense if it was.” I snort also... but then shake my head. “But it’s not like we’re characters just being controlled by someone, right?” 

Kolar frowns, his face constantly shifting and producing sounds of displeasure. “Ngh... P-Please don’t talk about that, it just... feels weird, to have thoughts like that...” 

...Fair enough. 

“So... ah... Mokou gave me a cruddy sword by the way. It’s like... rusted iron. Said she took it from some dead dude she found in the past.” Trish casually reveals the fact she’s armed and dangerous in the real world. Oh. That totally isn’t unnerving. 

“Y’know, when you mention that, Junko said a shield would be fitting of me...” I rub my chin. “Wait... wouldn’t that play into our whole contrast thing?” 

“...Yeah, actually. You’re the more defensive one, I’m the more offensive one. Makes sense.” Trish shrugs, not really sounding like she cares, but at the same time, she does. 

Kolar blinks. “Ah... I was recommended to take up magic, or something... but I found a katana, so...”  

“That’d make you a hybrid between a magician and a swordsman...” I ponder more and more. “Maybe this is some elaborate setup?” 

“...Sure as hell feels like it.” Trish surprisingly agrees with me, huffing. “But if it is and someone’s pulling the strings... Please, for the love of any god, give me a good sword and not this... pokey stick thing made of iron.” 

Bringing a gloved hand to his mouth, Kolar gives something a thought. “Hey... what if we made this a thing...? Where... um... let’s say every three days, we agree to go over what we’ve done in that three day period here... Would... you two be in favour of that...?” 

I mean... “I’d be down for it. It’d let us properly learn from each other’s experiences.” 

“By ‘experiences’ you mean ‘near-death experiences’.” Trish monotones, dryly staring at me. 

“Well, I mean...!” I begin grinning incredulously. C’mon, Trish...! “I could learn more about Senkai, you uh... you could learn more about Eientei and that bamboo forest place, and Kolar, uh...” 

“I’d... probably figure out the mansion first, tell you what’s going on there, then I’d... probably be running around doing chores and errands. I’d learn as I go around doing them, so...” Kolar anxiously looks over to the right, sighing. “But it means I’m pretty much gonna be in danger all the time, or something... if I’m doing it alone, anyways.” 

“Right... so we should agree to go to sleep at least twice a week, more or less.” I joke, chuckling. 

“N-… No, sleep more than that. It’s bad for your health.” Kolar stares at me with a vain look. I was joking, Kolar...! 

“Screw sleep schedules.” Trish snaps her fingers. “Whenever I collapse is up to fate to decide.” 

...Kolar gives her a worried glance. I do too, actually. 

“...What?” Trish raises a brow. “Seriously, sleeping is the activity takes up most of the day. If you like... cut back on it, you’d have more time to spend during the day, believe it or not.” 

“...I know.” I deadpan, before holding my hands up in confusion. “But... no. Sleeping feels good. It’s good.” 

“...You two worry me sometimes...” Kolar admits, shaking his head as I feel heavier all of a sudden, everything beginning to go darker. “Ah...?” 

“Guess... that’s it... Night.” Trish calls it a night, flopping to the floor. I watch the void go completely dark as my senses also leave me... 

What a weird world, this is... 

 

Notes:

And so it begins.

Also, can I just mention how having Sumireko show up like once and then she won't actually show up again for a while really irks me?

Oh yeah, and whilst Mokou, Remilia, Clownpiece, and Hecatia get explicitly mentioned, I figured that I'm not gonna tag them yet until they show up. This goes for any character, by the way. I'm not tagging them until they actually appear. Mentions don't count.

also junko best mom don't @ me

Chapter 2: Land of Fantasy

Summary:

Following the events of last night, Rajime, upon awakening, is treated to some more of Junko's hospitality, before properly being able to have a look around some of Gensokyo...

...Though, an incident may also be brewing in the background.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

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...Ngh...  

My eyes drift open, pulling me back to the real world. That...   

Alright, so that was a dream, then... Guess the whole ‘going dark’ part was it ending, or something...  

Rubbing my eyes, I sit up. That... wasn’t half-bad, sleeping in a futon. I can see why Trish does it. I really can.  

 

It’s morning, it looks like. My eyes trail to the daylight filtering through the nearby window, allowing me to see the greenery of Senkai outside. Mountains, trees, grassy plains...   

...At least I can see, now. Pretty nice view, honestly...  

As I stare out the window, my hand drifts to my side subconsciously, where that girl nicked me the other day. It’s... sore, but it’s not aching violently, at least. That’s a good sign...  

...I might as well inspect it. See if it’s bruised, or something. Nobody’s watching, so...  

Slowly, my shirt’s pulled up, slightly awkwardly due to me not wanting to crease or damage my ribbons in the process, but I pull it up gently nonetheless. Just enough to show the struck area.  

 

Mmh... Yep, it’s bruised, alright... but hopefully it’ll heal in a few weeks, or something. It’ll heal on it’s own... I know bruises do, anyway. Not sure if she caused any internal injuries with that hit, but... I’ll be fine, I bet.  

...Slowly, I stand up. My hair’s a mess, it’s all knotted and scruffy when I run my hand through it. Then again, nobody really sees most of my hair, since I wear my hat.  

 

Well, at least I’m alive. Guess I can really trust Junko, unless if she’s keeping me around for some other reason.   

It’s at this time I notice a nearby mirror, letting me get a proper look at myself. I look... really tired, judging from my face’s reflection. I should also try and wash my hair, where I can. I’m not too sure where to do that, though... so maybe I’ll ask miss Junko later.  

 

Wait... she told me to not call her ‘miss’, because it makes her feel old. Whoops...   

But it’s not like I can help it, can I? It’s how I show respect at least. I respect her for stepping in and not just standing by to watch me get maimed before doing something.  

Hmm... I dust myself off slightly and straighten my clothes out some more. Turns out sleeping in your clothes is a good way to mess them up, ahaha...  

Oh, wow, I kept my sense of humour. I really am alive, then. Pfft... Alright, I think I’ve stared at my own reflection for long enough, I think.  

Moving around the room, I take my cap from the nearby desk, as well as slipping on my shoes. But before I properly leave to go meet up with Junko again, I stop, realising something. She... didn’t lock my door, did she?  

 

Maybe she wanted to check in on me whilst I slept, make sure I’m alright or something... And, given how this is her home, it’d waste time were she constantly unlocking and locking that one door.  

She said that I might have something special to my name, but... I’m just a normal guy, aren’t I?  

That... blast I did, to that youkai, when I tried to fight back normally out of pure instinct and fear of dying...  

...Junko... said that I felt like I was in danger, so I tried to fight back on pure adrenaline. That resulted in that blast... I think? I don’t ever know how I’d harness something like that without being in peril again, but...  

‘You may have some inherent magical adaptivity I’m not aware of’... That’s what she said, if I’m remembering right. She supposed that I ‘may have to develop this with time’... but Junko also called it rare to see in an ‘outsider’.  

...Is ‘outsider’ a term used to refer to people who weren’t born in that Gensokyo place...?   

I hold my arm, scratching it with slight uncertainty. Youkai... must eat humans, or something. That girl... she said that she wanted to eat me, so... youkai eat humans, then.  

There’s probably some pecking order in Gensokyo I’m not aware of. Where me, an outsider, is at the bottom of it. It makes me wonder just how odd the balancing really is, here...   

However, that danmaku system does sound pretty interesting. I wonder if Junko’d be willing to teach me, if it’s possible for her to do so...?  

As I think about things related to survival and just everyday living from now on...  

Crea~k...  

The door to the room slowly opens with a gentle push, before I hear footsteps. I turn, alarmed if it’s a stranger, but quickly calm down when I realise it’s Junko.  

“...Ah. It seems you’ve awoken.” She smiles softly, calmly stepping further in. “Funny, I had just come to wake you, too. How was your rest?”  

...I might as well be honest. “It was nice. I’ve never really slept in a futon before, but Trish always did. I can see why she does now.” I admit, grinning with a hand to my neck.  

“...That’s quite pleasing to hear, that you slept nicely.” She breathes a sigh of relief, smiling still.  

“Though I did have a weird dream...” I begin, looking out the window again.  

“A weird dream?” Junko raises a brow, approaching the futon as she kneels down to straighten the sheets. O-Oh, right, I forgot to do that... That’s... my bad. “Do go on.”  

“Well, I met my sister in this dream.” I tilt my head to the side. “It was like a purplish void, but me and her could talk. She’s in Gensokyo too.”  

“So she is in Gensokyo also... Mmm, that’s definitely worrisome for both her sake and your own...” She turns her smile into a frown. Which is directly the opposite of ‘turn that frown upside-down’, mind you...  

“I mean... she’s smarter than I am, and she’s alive, at least.” I can confirm that much, but there’s a few other things. “Apparently some immortal picked her up in that bamboo forest place you talked about, last night...”  

“Immortal... Did she tell you who? If so, was it Houraisan?” Junko tilts her head.  

“Who...?” I tilt my head in kind, as she blinks. “No, it... it was a girl called Mokou. That’s what she told me, at least...”  

“Fujiwara, then... Yes, I’m aware of her.” She at least knows about Mokou. “A fire immortal, having gaining her undying nature after having drank a certain elixir a very, very long time ago. To be immortal is, in a sense, incredibly impure, yet also highly frowned upon.”  

Panning her head to the side, Junko gains a neutral look. “I believe your sister should be in good hands nonetheless, however. I had heard Fujiwara guides people through the bamboo forest... though I can’t say I’ve had many run-ins with her, but from what I have heard, she sounds to be quite reserved and doesn’t talk to people very often.”  

Huh... “Like a hermit?” I ask out of curiosity.  

“...I suppose that does sound similar to a hermit, yes.” Junko considers this, standing up after having properly straightened the futon’s covers and properly fluffing the pillow. “Though, with immortality, it’s not like you can make many friends, as everyone around you is mortal more often than not.”  

...I guess that does make sense, huh... I wonder what Trish did to catch this Mokou person’s attention, then...?  

“On that note... I should take you to Eientei, at some point.” Junko brings a hand to her mouth. “It wouldn’t hurt, in the case of an emergency, I believe.”  

“Didn’t you say it was a manor...?” I tilt my head at her again. I recall Trish mentioning that Mokou called Eientei a... and I’m quoting her on what she quoted Mokou saying, a ‘weird clinic-hospital-manor-hybrid thing’. Not my words, hers.  

“...In one aspect, it is, but it also serves as a place of medical importance. I hear humans travel out there for medicines and related things that they cannot get in the village.” Junko approaches me calmly. “...I don’t believe I told you there was a village, did I?”  

“I think you mentioned it, once... You asked me if I was from ‘that village’, when we first met, didn’t you...?” I think back on it. When I try and recall it, I think she did actually mention a ‘village’ once or twice...  

“...I wasn’t entirely too sure if you were or not, given your outfit, you see.” She regards my fashion choices, humming. “I suppose it made you look like a youkai, but I was confused, as there was another youkai attacking you. Then I had realised you were a human.”  

“...Ah...” I nod slowly, staring down at my hands, then at my ribbons, tugging them softly. “...I guess the ribbons make me stand out, don’t they...?”  

“Indeed.” Junko has her hands in her sleeves, thinking. “...I should take you to the village, eventually. I believe you may wish to get acquainted there sooner rather than later. There’s only one, as that village houses most of the humans in Gensokyo, you see.”  

“...Why specify most...?” Is there some who live outside of the village...?  

“...I could name a few, if you desire.” Giving me a neutral smile, she begins stepping towards the door. “There is a human who practices magic, out in the very same forest you first awakened in.”  

“Humans... actually live there...?” I find that really hard to believe...!  

“Mmm... though it’s because she’s quite powerful, for a human.” Junko brings up a good point, raising a finger. “Humans and youkai can be made equals through battles of danmaku. Not that I care for such equality. It only makes them equal if both ends can perform such feats.”  

“Now, moving on, there is also the Hakurei Shrine. To my knowledge, there is a barrier which keeps Gensokyo hidden from the Outside World, as everyone dubs the place you, among other outsiders, come from.” Junko stops stepping towards the door, looking back at me. “...There is a shrine maiden there, named Reimu. She is typically the one outsiders wish to see to leave Gensokyo, should they want to return home that is. Or so I have been told.”  

Return home?! “This... This Reimu could send me home, if I want to leave...?” I raise my brows. That sounds... far too good to be true, but...!  

“Mmm... Though, there is the matter of your sister, Trish.” Sighing, she fully turns around to face me again. “...I do not wish for you to leave without knowing how to defend yourself, either. I could take you to the shrine myself, but that might not be very wise at this moment in time.”  

“...Why not...?” I tilt my head at her, wondering. Why can’t she take me to the Hakurei Shrine...  

...She shakes her head at me. “...I had namely done something to irritate her. She wouldn’t be in a favourable mood to see me, right now.”  

...Oh. Well... huh.  

“But, regardless, I assume you’re not against staying for a while longer, is this correct?” Junko brings a finger to her lips, giving me a contemplative look.   

“I... No, not really...?” I furrow my brows, then decide to ask a question of my own. “Why... ask me that question specifically?”  

“Oh, no reason.” Smiling, she steps towards me calmly. “I just want to ensure your safety, is all...”  

...But she doesn’t stop approaching, instead stopping directly in front of me. Then, she leans close...  

“...Do you understand me, Rajime?” Her tone gets more serious, staring straight into my eyes...! W-What... the...? Why’d her tone of voice just take a complete one-eighty like that?!  

I’m forced to breathe out, flinching slightly as I step towards the desk behind me, stopping when I touch it. “W-What...? I-… Y-Yeah, I... I understand, but-...”  

“...I want your safety to be one of my highest priorities. You’re a very unique human. Impure, yes, but incredibly unique in my eyes, alongside being purer than the average human.” She doesn’t move back at all, still staring straight into my eyes with a very terrifying look as she approaches again, making me move further towards the desk, even forcing me to sit on it due to how close she was getting... “This motivation of mine came about after I had thought on your words, yesterday, alongside my responses to your words.”  

“J-Junko, you’re... s-starting to scare me, here...” I admit, still fidgeting under her heavy stare...  

“...Ah...” Her eyes widen, as she steps away from me, frowning. “My... apologies, I did not want to come off as that... I wanted to take a serious tone.”  

“I mean... you did come off as serious, but... also terrifying...” I grin sheepishly, standing upright and calming down slightly as her stare softens to a sadder one... Okay, deep breaths...  

“...That... Hmm.” Junko stares to the side briefly, contemplating what to say next. “Maybe I have lost touch with my emotional control, following my ascension to this status of sagaciousness...”  

“...Huh?” What’s she saying that for...?  

“Forget about that.” She shakes her head at me, moving to the door again. “Come, we have things to discuss... and I have a present you might enjoy, also.”  

A present...? I might as well see what she’s got me...  

Complying, I follow her out, but I think on her words. What did she mean by losing her touch with her emotional control...? What does she see in me that’s so... important that she’d be willing to get that terrifying about protecting me ...? I’m safe here, she knows that, too... so why...?  

Regardless, let’s see what she’s talking about...  

 


 

Well, this present um...  

I stare down at the shield in my hands, moving it slightly. It’s... pretty lightweight, but it’s circular, meaning I’d have to move it if I wanted to block, instead of just turning in the general direction of an attacker...  

Right now, I’m sat down. Junko’s sat opposite me, with both of us being in that teahouse again. This... This shield’s got a similar pattern to her dress and tabard engraved on it, fit with small moons and suns along the edges...  

It’s made out of some kind of metal. But I can’t exactly tell what metal it is since this thing is in pristine condition. Maybe iron...?  

“...That shield you hold... is one I had retained, from a past long since passed by.” Junko tells me, looking slightly somber as she finished her sentence, before shaking her head to rid the expression from her face.  

“Did... you use your ability to purify anything on this...?” I move the shield around some more. It just feels... so pristine , so clean... If it really is from a long time ago, then... why’s it look so new...?  

“...I see you caught on.” She smiles, nodding gently. “That has gone under the pressure of my purification. I have restored it to its divine state, before it ever had a name as a shield... though I don’t suppose you want to name it? It is yours, now, after all.”  

“Ah... a name...” I stare at it hardly, thinking about a good name... “How about Aegis...?”  

“...Aegis?” Junko tilts her head. “I believe Hecatia has mentioned such a name, once.”  

“...I think it was some kind of shield in Greek mythology, or something...” I think on it some more. I think it was Greek, anyway...  

“That would explain why I would have heard such a name be mentioned by Hecatia, then.” Junko seems to accept this, nodding. “I believe it is fitting, too, if this ‘Aegis’ were a shield used by the gods... I suppose this shield is, in its own right, divine. My ability would allow me to give birth to a god, should I so desire.”  

...Then she frowns. “...I would use this purification on you, but I’m not entirely too sure if you would be able to withstand it. As I had said last night... living beings such as yourself cannot withstand it, barring specific scenarios. There are fewer which can withstand the tedium of existing after purification and returning to a divine state.”  

“Didn’t you say something about fairies?” I distinctly remember her mentioning fairies, for some reason...  

“...I had mentioned them, yes, because they truly are strange with how they respond to my ability. They aren’t exactly living, but they aren’t dead, either. They’re playful and ignorant, childlike in a sense, beings made of pure magic.” She elaborates further into what fairies are for me. “It’s curious. You remember me mentioning that their lifeforce can be purified to make them even stronger than before, yes? But that is exactly the thing. For fairies, it takes little to no effort, since they’re so simple. With humans and youkai, I must take a different approach, especially humans like yourself, as you’re quite fragile otherwise.”  

“...I fear that if I attempted it, I would accidentally kill you, which I wish to avoid, no matter what.” Looking out of a nearby window, she places her hands on her knees, humming idly.   

“I’d... like to avoid dying, too, for my own sake...” I sheepishly give her a smile, rubbing the back of my neck as her head turns back to me.  

“Humans are strange creatures, as you would most likely think sometimes.” She closes her eyes, sighing out. “When prompted with an opportunity for power or influence, they’ll snap it up greedily, with no hesitation or consideration for the consequences of their greed. Most are control freaks, though there are few who can listen to reason and resist temptations, such as yourself. Have you ever thought about why people in power perform the actions they do, no matter how silly or unnecessary said actions may seem for you?”  

...I rub my chin, thinking about it. She has a point, honestly... A very good point, in fact. Then, I respond after a moment’s consideration. “Sometimes, yeah, I have that question running around in the back of my head. Some things leaders do seem... questionable. Human leaders, I mean, I don’t know a lot about how it is here or in Gensokyo...”  

“...Surprisingly, it’s actually quite similar in Gensokyo, I believe. Humans vie for power and influence alongside the youkai. Such impurities I do not meddle in myself, I have no say in it, nor do I care what they do in order to stop the other from having complete control.” Junko states, lowering her eyes and sighing. “It’s entirely unrelated to myself, more often than not, what they do. However, as of late, Hecatia has been trying to spread some of Hell’s influence into Gensokyo, I suppose...”  

Then, she looks directly at me, shaking her head. “However, my point still stands. Humans and youkai will destroy themselves and each other just to get a slight say in things. It’s rather chaotic, I must say... but I believe the ones actually in charge wish for Gensokyo to stay in a perpetual state of chaos. Youkai stop humans from advancing any more than they should, whilst the humans of Gensokyo stop youkai from having control over them and their kind. It is a symbiotic relationship that has gone on for a long time, I believe.”  

Huh... I wasn’t expecting to get lectured like that, honestly, but what she says... It does make sense. Not that... this kind of thing ever interested me. Politics, I mean, it’s just... eh... I don’t really like them. People just want to be in control, as she said. To have power, influence, control, all sorts...  

It’s some nonsense I never want to dabble in, that’s for sure. It’s why I stayed out of that kinda thing. Oddly enough, Trish does too. It’s one of the few things we agree on...  

Also, how did we get to here from talking about fairies and purification...?  

“It seems that has given you some food for thought, hasn’t it?” She chuckles, shaking her head. “Though I’m imagining you’d like some actual food.”  

Ah... right, I haven’t eaten anything yet... “Ahah... yeah, um... I’d like that.”  

“...Luckily for you, I was preparing some bao buns, earlier. I still have several left over.” Raising from her seat on the floor, she begins moving for that side room again... I think it’s a kitchen, now... “Wait here, please.”  

...I watch her enter the other room, before I inspect my present some more. This shield... I wonder why it’s styled so similarly to what she wears...? The nine-tailed fox is on it, but moons and suns line the rim, as I said, as well as an odd pattern that’s reminiscent of the golden rims of her black dress...  

It looks like it’s been delicately painted red, blue, and golden, too, to match her tabard’s colours. The moons are blue, whilst the suns are a golden yellow.  

...This... shield wasn’t the only present, either. There’s also this weird brown sack thing nearby. It’s more like a big pouch, if anything... But there’s a rope around its edge, which keeps it closed shut, but the rope looks like it’s meant to wrap around someone’s waist...  

Or so I think. It looks long enough for that anyways...  

I wonder why she’s giving me this...?  

 

As I place the shield down beside me, Junko comes out of the door a moment later, carrying a bamboo steamer with those big white buns inside one-handed. They’re kneaded carefully at the top to have an intricate pattern which makes them point upwards towards the middle...  

They look... really good, honestly...  

Setting the steamer down on the table, she takes her seat again, nodding at me. “...Do you wish to use chopsticks for those, or...?”  

...You can use chopsticks for those?  

“...I take it you don’t, then.” She notes my confused expression at the thought of using chopsticks to eat them, getting a slight giggle out of it.   

“I... didn’t actually know you could use chopsticks, actually.” I tilt my head. “Have I been going about eating them wrong this whole time...?”  

I’ve had them before, but like... I’ve never used chopsticks. Never.  

“It’s entirely up to preference, I believe.” Junko offers her opinion on it. “You may eat them without using utensils like chopsticks, others may use them. Though, most of the time, those that don’t use chopsticks to eat foods like these... I believe it tends to come from a lack of expertise with them. Is this true for you, Rajime?”  

...I pause, raising a brow at her. “I mean... I’m not awful at using them, but I’m not that good at it, either. As in... I know how to use them, roughly.”  

“...Hmm.” Taking this into consideration, she sighs out, smiling softly as usual. I’m starting to notice that she tends to smile a lot. Softly, too... “If you wish, I could teach you little things, like this. I wouldn’t mind devoting some of my time to assist in bettering you as a person and preparing you with skills you’d need for everyday life, without realising you’re using them.”  

“Is that so...?” I know I said her voice reminds me of a mother, but... her behaviour, honestly, it blatantly gives me the impression that she is a mom, or something... Or was? I don’t know. I know I said she feels and sounds like a mom, yeah, but it’s never been that blatant...  

...Actually, on second thought, I guess the whole ‘kill to protect me’ thing she offered actually was kinda blatant too, but... at the same time, it was also slightly psychotic. Terrifying, as well. Especially with how... willing she sounded to actually go through it.  

“Of course.” Junko places a hand to her chest, keeping her smile up. “I am aware that you feel like you can’t repay me for what I’ve done for you, that you feel like you owe me your life, but frankly, you being here is enough of a repayment for me.”  

“Really now...” Looking to the side, I consider it as I click my tongue a few times, before glancing back at her again. “...You know... You remind me of a mom, with... the way you act, how gentle you can be, and how protective you are, and all...”  

At my words, she very visibly freezes in place...? Um... did I say something wrong, or...?   

But she also seems to quickly regain her composure, clearing her throat. “Y-Yes, I suppose so... Several people have compared me to one, in the past... Though I am-…" She paused again, contemplating her words, before grimacing. “... Was one.”  

Wait, she actually was a mother at one point...? Hang on-. Why’d she specify ‘was’ like that...?  

“Was...? As in... you had a child, once...?” I’m actually curious about that...  

“...In the past, yes. Though many years have passed by since that time.” Her eyes trail down, looking solemn.  

“What... were they like...?” I try and press for details, but she shakes her head, making me stop.  

“That is not important, now.” Moving her gaze back onto me, she smiles. “...Besides, your buns’ll get cold.”  

Ah-. Oh, that’s right...! “How’d you heat these up, anyway...?”  

“It’s not that hard to, honestly.” She gives a vague reason, before deciding to elaborate further. “Knowing how to purify flames has its benefit, wouldn’t you know.”  

“Omph...” I bite into one after picking it up. It’s sweet. Pretty sweet, actually. I taste a pretty sweet paste inside it... Might as well swallow before I ask what’s in these, because... well, I’d look stupid if I talked with my mouth full. “...What’s in these...?”  

“...Black sesame paste. It makes the buns sweeter than they already are... which I’m certain you’ve noticed, by now.” Junko informs me, gauging my expression and reaction to tasting it all the while. “You seem to enjoy it.”  

“Well, I mean... I did always have a sweet tooth.” Raising a finger, I look to the side. “...Sis always ate bitter or sour stuff.”  

“Hmm.” Considering this, she looks to the side. “I’ll keep it in mind for future meals, that you prefer sweet foods.”  

I-… Oh, okay...? “Um... thanks...?”  

“Do not mention it. It’s quite alright, dear.” Junko chuckles, before pausing. “...You’re fine with me calling you dear, aren’t you?”  

Uh...? “Yes...?”  

“Mmm...” She looks out of the window again as I eat the three buns in silence. There were three in the steamer, anyway...  

 

“Tell me, would you like to go to Eientei or the aptly-named Human Village, first?” Junko poses a very good question. “I’m willing to do either... I need to gather some supplies, anyway, if you are to reside here with me.”  

...That village is literally just called the Human Village...? Weird name.  

Either that or someone got lazy with naming locations...  

But... frankly...? “I’d... like to go to the village, first. I mean, seeing other humans here might... calm me down, you know?”  

“I understand.” She hums, then notices me looking at the sack that’s beside me. “Ah, yes, I had neglected to mention that. Rajime, that is yours to keep. It’s to carry your personal belongings... I say this, since it’s bottomless. I have no need for such a thing, as I do not need objects or belongings, for I can store them here at home.”  

“Bottomless...” I stare at the sack in contemplation. “You mean that as in I can put as much as I want in here...?”  

“That is what bottomless means, is it not?” Junko smiles at my question, nodding. Ah... “I would advise you carry your shield on you at all times. Do not place it in that sack. Better safe than sorry, after all.”  

Right... “Of course, yeah, that...” I nod a few times, muttering. “Why’re you giving me so much...? I feel like I’m just leeching off of you at this point...”  

“...It’s not leeching if I’m the one willingly giving these gifts to you.” Junko wags a finger at me. “Silly boy.”  

...It feels weird to be called ‘silly boy’. But, then again, she is right. She’s willingly giving me all of this, just because she’s so interested in me... but what if she loses that interest...?  

“And as for why?” She seems to consider that heavily, closing her eyes to think. “...I suppose you remind me of my son.”  

...Huh...? “Your... son?”  

“That is a story for another time, I’m afraid.” Junko shakes her head softly, before standing up. “Come. We should depart soon, should you desire to visit Eientei afterwards. Days do go by quite quickly, I’m afraid.”  

...I guess I’ll ask her about her son later.  

I stand up myself after awkwardly tying the sack’s rope around my waist, grabbing my shield by the handle and then slipping my arm through the gap on said handle.   

Pretty light to carry, honestly, for metal... Maybe Junko’s ability made it lightweight, or something...?  

...I follow her outside, to the central garden area. There, she stops in the middle, turning back to look at me. “Come here. You remember how I carried you here, yes?”  

“Uh... yeah, why?” I think as to why she’d ask that...  

“...I will need to carry you again. It’s just for the sake of quickly moving to and from Senkai and Gensokyo, you see.” She holds her arms out towards me, beckoning me closer.  

When I move closer, she bends down to pick me up. The sudden motions throw me off slightly, but I regain focus quickly, as she begins flying gently yet quickly.   

...I feel wind barrage my body as the scenery eventually begins to change...  

 


 

Junko touches down on a path, covered by trees on either side. “...If we follow this path, it should lead to the village, I believe.”  

Really...?   

As she lets me touch the ground again, I sigh, sweeping some of my windswept hair out of my face, shivering. “Wind chill sucks...”  

“...Ah. My apologies. I was trying to go as gently as I could without discomforting you, but I suppose the wind cannot be avoided...” She sighs, before tilting her head. “You should consider wearing a scarf or warmer clothing, you know. Clothes that cover most of your skin like a sweater comes to mind.”  

...Yeah, that’d make sense... “Mmh... But I like my outfit, though.”  

“...Hmm.” Pondering on my insistence to wear my normal clothes, she hums. “Mmm~… I suppose I could try my hand at enchanting your clothes to be wind resistant. It would make flying more enjoyable for you, I believe.”  

You can enchant clothes to be like that...? I mean, I’ve heard of enchantments before in like... video games and stuff, but... that’s specific for an enchantment.  

...I guess Gensokyo does have magic in it, though, right...?  

“Don’t stray too far from me, either.” As she says this, she firmly clutches my hand in her own, gaining a more serious look. “...Wild youkai are known to attack humans on their lonesome, out here on these paths...”  

“...Really?” I tilt my head.  

“Mmm. If any do, I’m not hesitating to attack them.” As she says this, her eyes trail to some trees on her right. Raising her hand, she fires a few blue danmaku orbs between them with an annoyed expression.  

Fwafwafwam!  

“A-Ah?!” Someone yelps, audibly getting hit by them. “W-What the hell...?! That woman knows danmaku...! I’m outta here!”  

Then there’s the sounds of frantic footsteps, followed by many more.  

“...There. That should send a message for them to not consider anything.” Junko has a more cheerful look on her face now. “They know not to mess with anyone who knows danmaku like myself.”  

“Ah...” I nod a few times, blinking as she guides me down the path. Before long, I can see a big wall and a gate, with some guy in armour stood outside it... I can see houses behind that gate, though. “Is that...?”  

“...That is the Human Village, beyond that gate, yes.” Junko waves a hand at it, looking more neutral. “Primarily, humans do reside here, though I do remember there being some youkai living here in disguise also. Youkai do come to shop, sometimes, though I’m hoping we do not run into any troublesome figures here which may complicate things.”  

“...Troublesome figures...?” What does she mean by troublesome, I wonder...?  

“Powerful youkai that, if they see you, may attempt to take you from me. Or worse.” Junko closes her eyes. “I’m also hoping that the Hakurei isn’t in the village today, for whatever reason.”  

“Didn’t you say that Reimu person lived in a shrine...?” I furrow my brows.  

“Mmm... Look, up there.” Junko gestures over to a nearby hill, with a lone shrine-like structure sat upon it. “That is the Hakurei Shrine, I believe. It sits on the barrier hiding Gensokyo, which I believe I mentioned earlier, did I not?”  

Oh... that’s Hakurei Shrine, then...? “...I might want to visit it at some point. N-Not to ask if I could leave Gensokyo, but...” I think on it some more. “It might just be interesting to see a shrine up close, I guess.”  

“...Of course.” Junko puts her free hand at her side as she calmly steps towards the village gate, still tightly holding my hand and refusing to let go.  

When we get there the armoured man looks over at us. “...Halt. State your business.”  

He stares at Junko... then visibly furrows his brows at me. I can tell he’s not got the best armour on. It’s like... metal plates, with some leather-like armour underneath. Not sure how good that’d fare against a youkai attack, but...  

He’s not even got a helmet on, either. Isn’t it important to protect your head...? Asides from that, he’s unremarkable, green eyes and black hair.  

“Merely coming to browse the shops.” Junko states, still holding my hand. “...The same applies for him.”  

“...Right. Go in, I suppose, but watch yourselves.” He warns, cranking open the gate at a wheel I didn’t even notice originally. Or is lever the right word...? All I know is it’s one of those wheels with a handle attached to a chain, which when turned, pulls up the gate.  

...Also, what if nobody is here? Would the youkai just be able to open the gate themselves...?  

 

Regardless, we step inside once it’s open, then Junko keeps guiding me down the main roads of the village. We occasionally stop to look at the various stalls and shops that’re here and open...  

“The village does sell quite a variety of items, as you can tell.” Junko glances at me, looking around. “...I purchase tofu from here, sometimes.”  

“Tofu...” I think on it. “I can’t say I’ve ever actually eaten tofu in my life, honestly.”  

“...I’ll serve you some eventually, then.” She smiles. That sounds... nice...  

I wonder what it tastes like, anyway? Tofu... I know a bunch of people outside of Gensokyo eat it because it’s... an alternative for meat, I think.  

I know some people fry it, or something... It’s like cheese curds from what I’ve heard, but instead of normal milk, it’s like... soy milk, I think?  

“...There is a teahouse here also, alongside youkai exterminators. However, we are not youkai, are we?” Junko explains further just into what’s in the village. “I know there is a fishery, too, among much more...”  

It’s pretty busy for this time. It's morning still, it looks like... I’m not sure if there’s any time differences between Gensokyo and Senkai, so...  

As we walk along, Junko stopped at a few stalls and the like during the walk, browsing and even purchasing a few things. Whatever she did buy, she put in my sack. For simplicity’s sake, maybe?  

I noticed that she did buy a substantial amount of tofu, actually. It was all packaged and stuff... as well as some sweets, like peppermint candies and lollipops... I wonder why she’s buying those-… Wait, no, I said I had a sweet tooth, that’s probably why.  

...I do notice some senbei and mochi among those, though. I can’t say I’ve tried senbei either, actually... Mochi I have, but not senbei.  

For rice cakes, mochi sure is nice, I’ll say.  

...Whilst she buys various... things , I decide to listen in on the various conversations of villagers as they pass by...  

“Hey, have you seen my cat...? I can’t find her anywhere...” Someone’s lost their cat, apparently.  

“...Sadly, no. Have you tried over there?”  

“I’ve been hearing rumours that something’s been going on regarding the tengu lately...” Rumours, huh...  

“Really? What, are they planning some invasion of the village, or something?  

“No, but like... someone said that they're planning something big. Hell if I know what it is, though...”  

...Those words make Junko look over in the general direction of the people who said them, before she shakes her head and goes back to browsing, eventually buying a... scarf . It’s a pale blue, like my ribbons, which she places in my sack. “...That one’s for you.”  

“Oh, uh... thanks.” I blink, genuinely not knowing what to make of her just buying me a scarf like that, before she also purchases a purple one.  

Eventually, my eyes focus on a pretty young-looking girl, maybe in her early teens, as she comes bouncing down the road, holding a basket. She’s got silvery hair with doofy-looking glasses on. In said basket is various things, like bread and uh... just general fruits and stuff.  

She doesn’t look like anybody too important, though, just a villager...  

But she looks noticeably unique when compared to everyone else. She’s even wearing a simple grey dress as opposed to the normal beige villager garb or a kimono that I see everyone else wearing.  

...Kimonos for the women or flimsy brown clothes for the men seems to be the general sense of fashion for villagers, barring that girl apparently. It... makes me stand out even more than I already do, Junko especially.  

...The girl pauses to look at me, but I look away before she realises I was watching her bounce along cheerily.  

Junko seemed to notice that I was, though. She has a patient look on her face. “Villagers... Mmm.” She hums, hands in her sleeves as we step away from the stall. “That girl was dressed strangely, for a villager, but I don’t believe she’s anyone important. Just an ordinary human living in the village, like all of the others.”  

“Really?” I tilt my head. “She just seemed... cheery. Really cheery, as if something good had happened. I guess I’m just paying too much attention to the life of the village instead of the stores you’re getting stuff from...”  

“...Reasonable, I suppose.” Junko steps further into the village, and eventually, we come across a more central location. It’s large and expansive, with stalls and storefronts all over the place... “Hmm... I wonder if...?”  

As she begins looking around, someone actually steps up to us both. “...You’re a strange face to see around here, Junko.”  

Junko paused at the voice, turning to look at who it was, as do I... It’s a woman with brown eyes and long silver-like hair, though noticeably lighter than that teen’s and with blue highlights instead of being just silver. She’s got a weird hat on, too, because it looks like some kind of building.  

...Clothes-wise, she’s wearing a dark blue dress with white sleeves, alongside a red ribbon under her collar... So it’s not like she’s wearing normal clothes when compared to the villagers. Who is this...?  

“...Ah. Kamishirasawa.” Junko smiles. “I’m merely browsing the various shops in the village, you see.”  

“...Right.” This ‘Kamishirasawa’ considers her words, before glancing at me. “And this is...?”  

“An outsider, wouldn’t you know it.” Junko answers before I even have a chance to reply... but then gives me the opportunity to. “Introduce yourself, would you?”  

“...Uh...” I glance at her, then nod slowly. “...I’m Rajime Naga, an... outsider, as Junko said.”  

“...I see. It’s nice to meet you then, Rajime. I am Keine Kamishirasawa, a teacher at the village’s school, though I also serve as the village’s guardian, on occasion.” Properly introducing herself, Keine bows her head slightly. “I had just noticed Junko here along with yourself, so I figured I might as well check in.”  

A teacher... I think on it. I can definitely see it, I guess... Keine’s voice is pretty stern, yet she also comes across as friendly.  

“When did you arrive in Gensokyo, exactly?” Keine decides to ask me, raising a brow.  

“...Just last night.” I scratch the back of my neck. “I got attacked by a youkai, but... Junko saved me.”  

“...Is this true?” Keine turns to Junko, still raising her brow.  

“His words are genuine, yes. I was returning from one of my many visits to Eientei when I heard his shouting. He’s living with me, for now.” Calmly, she elaborated further into what exactly happened yesterday. “...His circumstances are rather interesting, though his sister is also in Gensokyo, too.”  

“...It’s not everyday more than one outsider appears at the same time.” Thinking on it, Keine sighs. “What’s your sister’s name?”  

“Trish.” I reply immediately. “She’s sort of like my polar opposite, most of the time, but she’s not outright mean, just stubborn.”   

“Ah...” Her brows raise. “One of my friends had said they found someone called Trish the other day, but said that she refused to go into the village where she’d be safe. Does that sound like her?”  

“Friend...” I furrow my brows. “As in someone called Mokou, maybe?”  

Keine pauses, giving me a curious stare. “...You know of Mokou?”  

“Mmm. He had a weird dream last night where he and his sister could converse.” Junko elaborates. “I recall Rajime mentioning that an immortal found his sister wandering the bamboo forest last night. My initial thought was that Houraisan had left Eientei, for once, but instead it turned out to be Fujiwara.”  

“...Ah.” The teacher rubs her chin. “I see. I’ll try and talk to Mokou later then about Trish...”  

I-. I completely forgot to mention something to Junko. Kolar’s here, too. “Well... Trish isn’t the only other outsider who appeared with me...”  

“...Hm?” Junko stares at me in confusion. Keine does, too.  

“There’s also my friend, Kolar, he showed up in Gensokyo since he was in that dream too... I... completely forgot to mention him, sorry...” I apologise, shaking my head gingerly.   

“There’s nothing to apologise for. We all forget things, sometimes.” Keine gives me a soft smile.  

“...I cannot say that I have never forgotten something either, I suppose.” Junko’s got a grin on her face as well.  

“Ahah...” I awkwardly chuckle, before continuing. “Well, yeah, Kolar’s here too, but he said he ran into some vampire called Remilia...?”  

“...The Scarlet Devil?” Keine furrows her brows. “Now that is strange. I have heard of her humouring some outsiders in the past due to their relative harmlessness, however...”  

“How’s it strange...? Kolar said she offered to let him stay at her manor for a while, I think that’s what he said, anyway...” I decide to bring up what he said, if I can remember that weird dream right...  

“...It appears your friend’s gotten himself into a rough spot, then.” Keine frowns at me. Why...? “If the Scarlet Devil truly has offered him such a thing, then I believe he might be in danger of some kind... or she’s taken some odd interest.”  

“...I have heard of her, before.” Junko adds on, thinking about it. “But I don’t concern myself with that vampire’s affairs. It’s frankly none of my business, unless if it explicitly involves myself or that which I care for.”  

...That’s just a fancy way of saying that you’re not going to actively hate this Remilia person if she doesn’t do anything regarding me.  

“What kind of danger would he be in...?” I bite my lip. I don’t want him being exposed to any real danger, he’s... suffered enough as is with his lack of normal legs...  

“Well, he could be serving as her servant, or he could just be kept there as nothing more as a spare blood bag... Vampires are quite charismatic, as one would expect.” Keine keeps frowning, shaking her head. “Do you have any way of contacting him, at all? If so, you could warn him...”  

“Ah... well, when you mention it...” I scratch my neck. “Me, Trish, and Kolar all agreed to meet up in that weird dream every three days to go over what we know, if it’s possible... It was his idea, by the way.”  

The teacher crosses her arms, nodding. “I suppose that would work. Warn him, when that time comes, to not hang around for any longer than he should. His life is at risk with each second he spends there, or so I believe...”  

“Mmm... Now, Kamishirasawa, if you would mind, I was going to see if Reisen is around here...” Junko looks past Keine, her eyes restlessly trailing around the village square. If... this is the village square, I mean...  

“Reisen?” Keine gives it some thought. “I think she left a few hours ago, actually. Why? Did you want to see her about medicine?”  

“Mmm, no, not exactly. I just thought it would be wise to introduce Rajime to her. If she isn’t here, then she’s at Eientei.” Junko seems slightly disheartened by the lack of this ‘Reisen’.   

“Uh... who’s Reisen, if you don’t mind me asking...?” I feel like I’m being left out, here...  

“...Ah. She’s a moon rabbit who peddles medicines from Eientei to here in the village, for ease of access. Though...” Keine pauses. “Whenever she does so, she wears a disguise which hides her rabbit ears.”  

“...A moon rabbit?” I’m... even more confused, now.  

“As in she came from the moon.” Keine quickly clears that up... then notices my baffled expression. “...Things like this are normal in Gensokyo, however. I’m imagining it would be surprising for you to hear that there’s people who had, in fact, come from the moon.”  

...People as in several people.    

“Mmm...” Junko tilts her head to the side. “However, she has admitted that being surrounded by impurities for so long has made her an earth rabbit, instead of a moon rabbit. She’s not afraid to admit such.”  

“I suppose so... Impurity is highly frowned upon in lunar society, if I recall.” Keine nods in agreement, as Junko visibly scowls very briefly. I don’t think Keine noticed though... but I did. Did the lunar people do something that concerned Junko...?  

“...It is.” Junko regains her composure, sighing.   

Moving closer to us slightly, Keine tilts her head. “Is there anything else specifically you need from here, or...?”  

“...I... don’t actually know. I just came to see the village alongside helping Junko shop for things she needed...” I gesture to the sack tied around my waist. “Everything we’ve got is in here.”  

“An endless holding bag? I suppose that is a wise investment, if you were to do some shopping here.” Looking around, Keine’s eyes linger on one shop. “...I’d advise staying clear of there, for the time being.”  

“...Why?” Junko has a worried look, subtly stepping in front of me as she looked over also. “Is there an issue, over there? That’s...” She furrows her brows, squinting to see what the shop in question was. I do, too. “...It’s a florist.”  

“Mmm... I’m not imagining you’re aware of her, but there’s a rather powerful youkai in there called Yuuka Kazami, at the moment. I’d advise not going near there, as it might prove dangerous. This goes especially for you, Rajime.” Keine gives me a very serious look.   

“...If it comes to it, I’ll fight.” Junko’s eyes visibly flare with certainty. “A youkai does not scare me, Kamishirasawa.”  

“I know, I know, but... still. Collateral damage.” Keine reminds Junko, making her hesitate.  

“...Hmh, true... How bothersome.” Junko calms down, sighing. “But regardless, should she threaten Rajime, I will respond with force.”  

Ah... “Thanks, but um... I think I’ll be fine, maybe...” I scratch my neck, then remember I have Aegis on that arm, so I use my other hand instead.  

“...That is quite a peculiar shield you have there.” Keine seems to notice it, raising a brow. “Where did you get it?”  

“It was mine, from a time long since passed.” Junko cuts in before I can say probably the exact same thing, just without the last part.  

“Uh... yeah, it was Junko’s.” I confirm, showing the shield’s patterns to Keine.  

“...I can see that, with the suns and moons.” Keine’s eyes constantly shift between looking at the shield and looking at Junko. “The nine-tailed fox, also. It’s quite curious...”  

“Quite curious indeed.”  

All of a sudden, a new voice catches all three of our attentions. I turn towards it, only to find the source of the voice right beside me. It’s a woman who’s... around my height, got green hair, deep red eyes...  

...Looking down tells me they’re wearing a red plaid waistcoat, red plaid skirt, and a white shirt. There’s also a yellow ribbon near her collar...  

...I also step back because I realise this woman was right in front of me.  

“...Kazami.” Keine regards her. I-. Wait, this is that Yuuka person...?!  

They... um... don’t really strike me as terrifying, honestly. She sounds friendly and polite, from what little she’s spoken yet...  

Junko also looks ready to maim her at any given moment, but holds off from it due to, you know, collateral damage.  

I also just now notice the fact she’s holding some odd-looking parasol in one hand, and a yellow flower in the other. “...Good morning.” That’s... directed at me, isn’t it...?  

“Uh-.” I pause. Okay, um... just say it back, yeah, that’ll work... “Good morning...?”  

“Buying flowers again, are we?” Keine also attempts to join the conversation, giving Junko a look that I could only interpret as ‘roll with this, please’.   

“...Mmm.” Yuuka, which would be her first name I believe, looks down at the yellow flower she held in her hand... then back at me. “Quite.”  

...There’s... something about her gaze, something behind it maybe, I don’t know what it really is, but... It’s like she’s sizing me up, or something...  

“I see that we have yet another outsider here.” Yuuka has a gentle smile as she regards me. I... really don’t see her as terrifying. She just seems polite. “A curious one, however.”  

...Junko also seems to be unsure about this now, raising a brow in confusion.  

Um... “Curious how, exactly...?” I reluctantly ask. I need to try and roll with this...  

“There’s something about you that just feels particularly... how should I say, off? Then again, with outsiders, I suppose a lot is off.” Yuuka sighs, shaking her head.  

Then she regains her gentle look. “I don’t believe I’ve introduced myself. I am Yuuka Kazami... though I believe you would do well to remember my name, outsider.”  

“...Why...?” I tilt my head.  

“...Because it could be the last one you hear.” She grins, before giggling. “Hmm... Merely a jest, of course. Now... what is your name?”  

...Keine’s eyes widen slightly and she gestures for me to go ahead, looking kinda frantic...  

Why’s she so frantic? I don’t get any bad vibes from Yuuka, so, um...?  

“...Rajime Naga.” I introduce myself, then look at Keine, mildly concerned. “Um... Keine, why’re you so... frantic...?”  

“Oh, yes, I wonder why that is?” Yuuka gives Keine a smile. “It’s quite alright, Kamishirasawa. I have no intent on doing anything awful... yet. Or do I? Hm, hm...”  

“That-…” Keine sighs, crossing her arms. “You clearly want something, given how you’re actively talking to him.”  

...She wants something...?  

“Do I, now?” Turning to me, she has a smirk, then turns back to Keine. “Now what exactly would that ‘something’ be, hm?”  

“...Do you think I know?” Keine furrows her brows. “There’s something in your voice, there’s clearly something regarding him that’s got your interest.”  

...Junko decides to step in. “If you try and force this, do know that I-.”  

“Will step in and prevent me, yes, I’m aware of what you were going to say.” Yuuka cuts her off, nodding plainly. “...In truth, I had come over here because I believed I sensed an irregularity in this general direction. It turns out to be an outsider instead. How boring.”  

...Boring?  

“No offence meant to you, either. It seems I had gotten my hopes up for nothing...” Then, she eyes me momentarily. “... However.”    

“However what...?” I bite my lip. What’s she getting at...?  

“...This level of ‘irregularity’ is quite bizarre for an outsider.” She goes to place a hand on my shoulder firmly after embedding her parasol’s tip in the ground. “Strangely, it’s like a flower trying to blossom whilst on the verge of withering away.”  

...Keine watches her hand carefully. Junko’s just... quiet...?  

“Hmm.” Yuuka seems to look me over several times. “On the outside, you don’t seem to be anything too special. A plain, ordinary human outsider. However, on the inside...”  

I feel her grip tighten on my shoulder-.  

Fwizap!  

Her hand immediately retreats from me, a spark of lightning nearly singing her from where her hand was. “...Curious.”  

“...What was that...?” I pause, staring at my shoulder in complete confusion. I just... felt weird, at that moment... Like some part of me lashed out without thinking, that I was resonating with something in the air...  

“Oh, I would have dislocated your shoulder.” Yuuka casually smiles as if there is absolutely nothing wrong with that sentence.  

“You would have what?!” Junko snaps, her eyes widening.  

“...But it seems there was a force at play preventing me.” The green-haired woman shook her head, closing her eyes. “Which, frankly, is quite strange if it’s making even a youkai as powerful as myself hesitate.”  

Keine just looks... very confused, now. She stares at me, furrowing her brows. “...I thought you were an outsider...? I hadn’t known you could use magic like that...”  

I blink. “There’s... one thing wrong with that, actually.”  

“That being?”  

“...I have no idea how to use magic.” I grin. “If I could, I would, don’t get me wrong, but I’ve only been in Gensokyo for about a day at most.”  

“...Is that so? Hmm. Quite bizarre circumstances, then.” Yuuka plucks her parasol from the ground, twirling it over her shoulder with expertise.  

“But... I’ll tell you what.” I furrow my brows. “I felt... weird when that happened, though, when that lightning came off of me...”  

“You let off a brief magic signature, at that moment.” Junko places her arms back in her sleeves, seemingly calming down... “...A similar thing happened last night, did it not?”  

Yuuka seems more interested than she was before, now, but doesn’t outright say anything, just... expectantly looking at me.  

“Um... yeah, it did, kinda.” I scratch my head. “I don’t entirely know... what happened, but when I got here last night, I was attacked by a youkai, they hit me and were about to finish me off. When I tried retaliating with a punch, I... some blast of wind came from my fist, like a shockwave almost, it sent them flying back then Junko saved me...”  

Sparing Junko a glance, Yuuka seems to consider my words. “Hmm.” Then, her gaze on me hardens, taking a step closer. “What exactly did you feel when releasing that shock?”  

When I think about it... “It was like some part of my body was resonating with... something? I’m not genuinely sure how I did it.”  

“...I may have an idea.” She has a gentler look. “I believe that you unknowingly have your body adapt to the magic in the air at the time through your instincts, though you have no idea how to use it when actively doing something. It may very well be linked to your emotions, as well.”  

“His emotions and instincts...” Keine furrows her brows. “It would make sense, but it doesn’t explain why he can handle unleashing magic like that without proper preparation.”  

“...That is exactly what I wish to delve into. Humans are... strange, sometimes. They require rather delicate handling and easing into the usage of magic, not unlike a flower needing careful handling and watering, though there are a few odd cases.” Yuuka looks at the yellow flower in her hands momentarily, then tilts her head to look at me again. “You, Naga, have an odd talent. If you would not mind... I would like for you to visit me, so I may get you used to properly taking a hold of your latent potential. Countless humans blossom when they reach adulthood, though you... seem to be teetering between withering and blossoming, as I’ve said.”  

Junko glares at her. “...If I find out that this is some elaborate scheme to seriously injure or even kill him, then I will find you, no matter where you run.”  

“Frightening.” Yuuka rolls her eyes, seemingly not deterred by the threat. “...I have no intent of that, either. He has, as far as I’m aware, never purposefully hurt a plant or flower. I can judge such from his soul.”  

“...You can do that?” I blink, slightly disturbed.  

“Ahah... well, what do you think?” She grins back at me. I’m taking that as a resounding no, then. “Though do consider it. If I were you, I would wish to find a way to harness that potential as fast as possible, before someone attempts to hunt you down to stop you from ever unleashing such a potential.”  

“Where would I even find you if I wanted to?” She hasn’t told me anything regarding that...!  

“The Garden of the Sun.” She bluntly tells me, before pointing her parasol at me. It briefly touches my shirt, a sunflower forming on my collar... somehow. How did she...? “Consider that your formal invitation. Come alone.”  

Then, she turns around, floating off with flower and parasol in hand. My eyes just trail down to stare at the sunflower she placed on me. I even poke it a few times, before trying to remove it. It-…  

...It actually won’t come off. Huh...  

“...Hah...” Keine sighs a breath of relief once she was sure Yuuka’s gone. “That went... better than I thought it would. Thank you for playing along with that, it’s just... easier to try and appease her, rather than actively pick a fight.”  

“...It would seem so.” Junko stares at the sunflower Yuuka put on me in contemplation. “I’m... not entirely comfortable with her sudden interest in your potential, but... I don’t think I would be able to help you unleash it for your advantage, I’m afraid.”  

...I just keep staring at the sunflower, idly twiddling with it. “Well I can’t remove this anyway, so, um...”  

“...You can’t genuinely be thinking of seeing her, are you?” Keine has a look of disbelief. “Kazami is an extremely powerful, sadistic youkai. Beneath all that gentleness is just... it’s all just a façade. She’ll hurt you, Rajime, I don’t want that blood on my hands.”  

Still stroking the sunflower, I hum in consideration, scratching my neck. “I just can’t see anyone as being inherently bad. Sure, youkai hurt humans, but humans hurt youkai back. Who’s to say there can’t be some level of peace...?”  

“...Several people would have something to say regarding that.” Keine sighs. “Trust me, she’s lying to you.”  

Junko suddenly raises a finger. “...I argue to let him go for it, if he desires. Kazami did come off as... slightly rude, but she remained polite whenever she spoke to Rajime. She’s also clearly interested in him. She even said she had no intent to actively bring harm, I believe?”  

“...Lies.” Keine shook her head, frowning. “Kazami is an old youkai. Well-mannered, but deceptive. I genuinely wouldn’t believe most of the things she just said, were I in your position.”  

“...I actually believe her.” I cut in, biting my lip slightly before continuing. “The whole instinct and emotion bit... I think she was telling the truth on that, maybe. I mean, I’ve only used magic when I felt I was in danger, but I didn’t even know how to use magic. I was just... improvising off of fear and instincts, I’m pretty sure.”  

“I suppose I can’t convince you to rethink this, then.” Keine sighs, grimacing.  

“...If it goes wrong, don’t blame yourself, blame me. It’d be my fault since I’m the one actively going out of my way to see her, eventually.” I pocket one hand in my shorts, but keep rubbing the sunflower with the other. I don’t know, it just feels nice to do that, I guess...  

It’s definitely alive, too. I wonder why she placed a sunflower on my shirt specifically...?  

“...She most likely placed that on you so she can have a rough idea of where you are, I believe.” Junko stares down at it. “I’m not too... keen on scrying, or whatever this may be, but it could be that.”  

“It definitely is her keeping tabs on him.” Keine affirms, holding a finger up. “Kazami can manipulate flowers. That’s her ability.”  

Manipulating flowers... now it makes sense. “Manipulating flowers, huh...?”  

“Mmm. I would advise against trying to damage that, though.” Junko adds on. “She called that your ‘invitation’, did she not? Maybe, as long as it is still alive, so is her interest? Just a thought.”  

Ahh... “Possibly...?” I wobble my hand from side to side. I’m not really sure on it myself, still, so...  

Is it surveillance? A tracker? Just a display that she’s left her mark on me, or something? Is it simply just an invitation? And... more importantly... “...Where even is the Garden of the Sun, anyway...?”  

“It's not too far from the village, if you just head towards Youkai Mountain.” Keine points in a direction, which is to her right or my left, towards a rather... large mountain, actually. “Just don’t think of climbing Youkai Mountain on your own, however. The tengu patrols would stop you, if not the Moriya.”  

“...Ah. The Moriya. I had forgotten about them.” Junko lowers her eyes, frowning.  

“...I think we all want to forget about them, honestly...” Keine shakes her head. “They’re just... bizarre, coming from the outside world, and all. The gods are also bickering more often than not, not to mention their ambitions...”  

...Uh...? “Who’re the Moriya...?” I wonder aloud.  

“...We’re referring to Moriya Shrine, which is located up on that mountain.” Keine gestures to Youkai Mountain again. “There’s two gods there, and a shrine maiden not unlike Reimu, if you know who she is. In fact, you may even run into her here at some point... Her name is Sanae, if you ever want to keep her in mind. She sometimes come to the village to provide blessings, hence why I mention Sanae.”  

“...Oh.” I nod slowly. “I’ll... keep them in mind, I guess...?”  

“It’s for the best you do. Sometimes she goes out to resolve incidents.” Keine raises a finger... then furrows her brows. “...I’m imagining you’re not familiar with what an incident is, correct?”  

“Uh... yeah, that’s right...?” I tilt my head. What’s this stuff about incidents...?  

Junko offers a hand in explaining. “...From what I know, an incident is when someone, or something, actively disrupts the balance in Gensokyo through one action, or several.”  

“Mhm.” Keine agrees, giving her a strange glance for a moment, before focusing on me harder. “...There was an incident caused by an outsider in the past, I believe... Even you and others like you are included to be potential incident causers, so watch your step.”  

That’s... something to keep in mind. “Alright. I’ll... try not to somehow make half of Gensokyo blow up...?” I awkwardly grin. It's a weird joke to make, but...  

“...Oddly specific example to use there.” Keine nods, before smiling herself. “But it works nonetheless.” Then she turns to Junko, raising a brow. “I’m imagining you both’re off to Eientei, now...?”  

“Mmm.” Junko grabs my hand softly, instead of tightly, this time. “This has been a rather nice talk, Kamishirasawa.”  

“...It was until Kazami showed up, but I suppose so.” Keine sighs, giving me a worried glance. “Seriously, I’d keep a close eye on Kazami. You’d never know if she’s tricking you or not.”  

“I’ll... I’ll try?” I tilt my head. “I just... can’t see Yuuka as being inherently bad.”  

“That mindset, if you aren’t careful, is most likely what’ll get you killed or seriously injured eventually.” Keine shakes her head, turning away from us. “...As a human, you can never be sure of what a youkai is thinking or planning. It’s why I’m so concerned, if she genuinely sees something in you, then she may be planning to use you in some way.”  

“...I would have some stern words about that.” Junko narrows her eyes, gaining a slightly menacing tone to her voice.  

...It seems to make Keine falter for a moment, making her glance at Junko with noticeable worry on her face. “Yes, I... imagine you would, actually.”  

“I’m probably gonna visit her tomorrow if I’m being honest...” I admit, rubbing my chin. As much as I want to go today, that might be a bit... foolish, maybe? Trish’d usually say I’m really reckless, but I’m not that reckless...  

...I don’t think I am, anyway? I’m not a good judge of my own character, ahah...  

“...It would be wise to prepare for the worst, to be fair.” Junko nods at my hesitation to just outright go to the Garden of the Sun now. I think Yuuka might be waiting until tomorrow, too. Just to be safe.  

“Quite.” Keine gives me a glance, before properly turning around again and beginning to walk off. “I’ll leave you two to your own devices, now. Good luck with Kazami. You’ll most certainly need it.”  

“Right! Yeah, good luck...” I sigh, scratching my head slightly. “Not that I’ve got a lot of luck anyway...”  

“And one more thing. The Dragon God Statue’s eyes were red, starting not too long ago, meaning an incident may occur soon. Be wary.” Keine also hazards about... whatever that means, one of those incident things they briefly touched on earlier, before properly leaving.  

“...That incident may be something to look out for, later.” Junko gives me a contemplative look momentarily, before beginning to guide me in a direction. “...However, it’s not important right now. We should move. If we’re fast enough, I believe we should reach the bamboo forest before it hits dusk.”  

“Ah, right...” I begin following her, thinking about Yuuka some more... That whole encounter was... bizarre, I’ll say...  

 


 

Nothing too remarkable really happened on the way from the village square to... this in front of me. This... wall of bamboo.  

“...This is the Bamboo Forest of the Lost.” Junko gestures to it idly, before picking me up gently. “It’s easier this way. There is... some property to the forest which makes it seem almost infinite, eternal even. Though it’s all illusions, you see.”  

I try to look through it, but... it’s really thick bamboo. I can’t see anything inside...  

One look at the sky told me that the sun looks like it’s starting to set, now, though it seems to be entering dusk and not outright night.  

...It’s nice to look at the sky, sometimes.  

But... I nod my head a few times. “Illusions...?”  

“Indeed.” Junko begins flying through it with expertise, snapping any bamboo that just outright blocks our way forward. “It was meant to hide Eientei, the illusions. If we’re lucky enough, we may run into Fujiwara, maybe your sister too.”  

Oh, right, Mokou... and Trish. “Would they really be around here...?”  

“...Fujiwara guides people through the bamboo. Though, your sister claims to be staying with her, and if I recall correctly, Fujiwara lives in this very forest.” Junko elaborates further, her eyes snapping to things I don’t see in the forest. It’s... also really dark in here, the sun can barely shine through... “Can you see alright?”  

“Barely...” I squint, trying to make out anything. I do see the odd thing move ahead of us, or to our side, but they don’t actively do anything.  

“Give me a moment, then.” Taking a deep breath, Junko-.  

Oh, whoa...! It suddenly got way brighter! It’s a purple light, what did she-…  

...I look behind her to notice... I count about six, maybe seven, purple flame-like tails behind her. What are those...?!  

She seems to notice my bewildered staring, giving me a smile. “...That is my purity given shape. They are like flames, akin to ‘pure fury’, almost.”  

“Why fury?” I decide to question that part...  

“...It is a long story.” She sighs out, staring ahead, even turning her head and frowning. “I keep noticing youkai near us, but they move away. For the better, I suppose.”  

...My eyes trail to Aegis, making me clutch it tighter. If all goes wrong, hopefully I can... at least defend myself, or stall. One or the other...  

All of a sudden Junko jerks backwards-.  

Snap!  

A rope net gets pulled up into the bamboo above, a tripwire having set it off that Junko had flown through, yet quickly doubled back to avoid it.  

“...Show yourself, Inaba.” Junko stares ahead into the thick bamboo. When I look where she looks, I can see someone stepping out...  

“Aww, I thought it was Reisen...” It’s... I’d say a young girl, if not for the fluffy, white rabbit ears on her head. Dark red eyes, black hair... as I’ve said, white, fluffy rabbit ears... uhh...  

...Frilly pinkish-white dress, no footwear aside from white socks, and a carrot necklace. That... about sums her up. She also seems noticeably downcast about us not being this ‘Reisen’ I keep hearing about.  

“Oh, so this was meant for Reisen, then?” Junko begins menacingly smiling, looming over the girl.  

“W-Well, it’s just a harmless prank...!” She raises her hands, clearly unnerved. Junko called this girl ‘Inaba’, right...? Does she know who this rabbit girl is?  

“...Yes, a tripwire net snare is ‘a harmless prank’. I know it would take Reisen a while to get out of it, wasting her valuable time, especially when she peddles medicine to and from the village.” Junko monotones dryly, still being very menacing all the while... I’ve never seen her be this scary aside from when she said she’d protect me, so... um... she clearly cares about this Reisen person’s wellbeing...?  

“Well-. Yeah! It’s just me challengin’ her, keepin’ her on her toes...!” ‘Inaba’ waves her hands up and down repeatedly, quickly grinning to try and hide the noticeable fear that was on her face before. “Don’t need her gettin’ lazy wit’ her job!”  

Junko sighs, giving the rabbit a stern look. “You are aware this could also be triggered by Fujiwara, thus causing a mass fire in the forest if she’s feeling particularly reckless, correct?”  

“Yeah, but like-. Mokou’s not that stupid!” She defends, shaking her head. “...I don’t think she is, anyway... ah, don’t quote me on that, actually.”  

I’m just... sort of watching in complete confusion.  

“So who’s the guy there, eh?” This ‘Inaba’ gestures to me with her arms folded. “Some guy y’kidnapped?”  

“...No.” Junko deadpans. “He is an outsider who awakened in Gensokyo yesterday evening. I am caring for him, for the time being... or as long as he wants me to, anyway.”  

...She’s giving me a choice for how long I want to stay with her? I mean, I’d much rather prefer being safe while I sleep, so... y’know...  

“O~h, right, okay! Wait ‘till Reisen hears ‘bout this, though! She’ll ah... probably be real confused. Hell, maybe even the doc would be confused, too!” The rabbit girl nods a few times, still grinning.  

Uh... “Doc...?”  

“...She would be referring to Eirin Yagokoro.” Junko outright gives me a full name. Well that’s... interesting. “Eirin is... I’m not too sure how to word this, honestly.”  

“She’s a moon lady!” Inaba snorts, very simply explaining it. Moon lady.  

“...In a sense, that’s true.” Junko sighs. “She primarily acts as Gensokyo’s premier doctor and pharmacist. There are all kinds of medicines and drugs she can produce, such as sleeping aids or just rather effective cure-alls.”  

...Then she looks to the side in consideration. “Not that I would have a use for those. Sagacious spirit, as you know.”  

Yeah, Junko really wouldn’t have a need for medicine, when I consider it, would she...?  

“Myep!” The girl in front of us nods a few times. “So~! What’s yer name, bud?” She regards me, holding a hand out. Oh, a handshake... Feels weird to be offered one, because normally I’d definitely be the one offering it.  

“Ah... Rajime.” I shake her hand neutrally. “You...?”  

“Tewi Inaba!” Tewi grins, shaking my hand like an absolute lunatic. This... handshake is actually pretty awkward, considering the fact Junko’s still carrying me, we’re flying, and... yeah, it’s obvious why, actually. “Don’t you forget it either, Ji!”  

I-… Wh-. Ji? “Where’d that nickname come from...?!”  

“Long names’re borin’!” Tewi vaguely explains. “So yer ‘Ji’ t’me from now on, yeah?”  

...I’m... not against having a nickname. Junko just sighs. “...Now that introductions are out of the way. Inaba, would you mind bringing us to Eientei?”  

“O~h, yeah, you’re probably here to visit Reisen, ain’tcha?” Tewi looks to the side, beginning to fly off in a direction. “Yeah, this way! Don’t lose me now!”  

Whilst Junko flies after Tewi, I decide to idly question Junko on just who Tewi really is... “Who is Tewi, anyway...?”  

“...A rather infamous prankster, yet a well-known earth rabbit youkai.” Junko replies after a moment, remaining as neutral as she can. “As for why she’s well-known... Well, among humans, she’s been known to confer good luck.”  

...Sighing, Junko lowers her eyes. “But despite her rather... childish nature, I am aware of how old she truly is. That, and all of the other earth rabbits will only listen to her. And only her.”  

Normally, I’d ask how that adds up, but I’m the one who’s the polar opposite of Trish and wears weird clothing, among other various traits...  

“Heh! Well, yeah!” I hear Tewi call back to us. “Trus’ me, y’won’t get any rabbit youkai listenin’ to anyone who ain’t me, more often than not!”  

“...Mmm.” Junko hums, as we keep flying further into the bamboo forest, until we come across... a lot of charred and burnt bamboo, snapped up and thrown all over the place. “...Ah.”  

“What... happened here?” I worriedly look around at the sheer destruction this emits.  

“A~h... Mokou happened, actually.” Tewi shakes her head, stopping to look at all of the burnt bamboo. “It’ll grow back eventually, just give it some time.”  

Right...  

“...But that does mean we got a clear shot t’Eientei, now!” Tewi grins, picking up in speed as she heads through the clearing of just... burning bamboo. Some of it’s smouldering, and... yeah, it reeks of smoke, generally.  

“Fortunate, yet at the same time, disappointing.” Junko comments on the surroundings with a frown. “I normally quite enjoy the tranquillity of the forest, should rabbits or wild youkai not be attacking you, that is.”  

...I’m imagining it would be pretty peaceful here if it was like that.  

It doesn’t take very long before I’m able to spot some structure coming up. Junko’s... purity flame things did light the area up pretty well in this neat purple light for the entire time we’ve been here, so... yeah.  

It’s a very... very large-looking building. Styled like an ancient Japanese structure, too. Is... this Eientei...?  

As if listening to my thoughts, Tewi turns to me with that grin still on her face. “Welcome t’Eientei! Home of uh... of... u~h... stuff!”  

...That’s a pretty vague description.  

“...Home of the rabbits, Yagokoro, and Houraisan.” Junko shakes her head, sighing with annoyance. Okay, yeah, that’s... a slightly better explanation.  

...Actually... “Who even is this Houraisan person, anyway...? You mentioned them once or twice earlier...” I furrow my brows at Junko as she lets me stand on my own again.”  

“That’d be Kaguya!” Tewi looks to the side for a moment. “I mean, if she’s ah... mentioned her...” She glances at Junko. “Guess there’s no reason t’keep it a secret.”  

“...I had planned to explain if we run into her, here.” Junko places her arms in her sleeves as we step towards two sliding doors-.  

Oh, nevermind, they’re automatic doors. How...?  

“...Eientei’s also full of technology ‘n stuff! Lunar tech.” Tewi elaborates for me as to why there’s automatic doors here. Lunar tech...?  

“I had forgotten how innovative yet lazy some pieces of lunar technology really were.” Junko regards the door with an oddly narrow stare, as we step inside properly.  

...It’s actually pretty sterile-looking in here. The... reception area, I think it’s a reception area anyway, that is. White floors, walls, ceiling, bleak lights... Reminiscent of a hospital, almost. Is this style just for this room...? Since it... doesn’t match the outer architecture, I mean...  

“...Ah, can I-…" A different voice catches my attention, prompting me to look over. Junko does too, a wide smile on her face.  

...It’s another rabbit girl sat at what looks like a reception desk, though there’s a key difference in the ears between her and Tewi, as in her rabbit ears’re all crumpled and look... weird. Tewi’s are fluffy. There’s a key difference.  

Aside from that, she’s got... really long purple hair and piercing red eyes which... make me feel weird when I look at them, so I opt to not do that. If... I need to talk to her, that is.  

Clothes-wise, she’s dressed in a short-sleeved white shirt, a red tie with a carrot clip on said tie, a light red skirt I think I can see, because... y’know, she’s sat down behind that counter and all. I think I can also see a red belt, too...  

“Oh, um... Miss Junko, sorry, I just didn’t see you at first...” The unnamed girl bows her head slightly as Junko approaches the desk, motioning for me to do the same. Tewi just sort of... walks off somewhere else in the room. I don’t see her leave, but...  

“It’s quite alright, Reisen.” Junko smiles, hands together. I-… Wait, this is Reisen?  

“R-Right...” Reisen seems... noticeably worried about Junko’s presence, then her gaze lingers on me. “And you are...?”  

“Rajime, I’m an... uh... an outsider.” I pocket my hands, looking away awkwardly. “...Junko’s... taking care of me, I guess...?”  

“Ah... Alright, well, um... as you heard Junko, I’m Reisen...” Reisen nods a few times, then decides to guess why we’re here. “Do you need anything, or... have you just come to visit...?”  

“Just came by to visit and get Rajime acquainted with the manor, I suppose. Is Yagokoro available?” Junko tilts her head.  

“U~m...” Reisen thinks about it, before shaking her head in denial...? “I... don’t think she is, actually.”  

“...Why?” Junko stares at her in confusion.  

“Mokou came by earlier, carrying an injured girl in over her shoulder, I...” Reisen shook her head. “I think she was stabbed by a wild youkai, or something...?”  

...I pause on the spot, then look at her, getting more serious. “Did you see what that girl looked like? At all?”  

“Well she had pink hair-.” That’s all I need to know.  

“That-.” Junko notices my particular alarm. “Ah.”  

“...Um...?” Reisen’s confused. She doesn’t know, then...  

“...That’d most likely be my sister, Trish.” I lower my eyes, scowling. “What happened to her...?!”  

“I-If I actually knew, I’d tell you...!” Reisen winced, clutching her ears. “I think it was a wild youkai that stabbed her! I don’t know...!”  

“...Calm down, both of you.” Junko gives me a stern look, then Reisen the same look. “I have no doubt your sister will most likely be fine, Rajime... if it was your sister, anyway.”  

All of a sudden, a set of double doors swing open to my right, making us look over. Out steps... this girl with really long, white hair. In her hair’re these like... red ribbon things. They look like talismans. And by really long, I mean it goes down past her legs.  

Yeah, that’s how long her hair is. Otherwise, she’s got red eyes, wears a simple white shirt, and uh... pants. Or something like pants, anyway. There’s some straps that go over her shoulders... On the legwear is countless talismans plastered all over.  

...She looks incredibly pissed, for some reason. “Goddamnit... Of all the times for crap like that to happen...”  

...I glance at Junko, she sighs. “...Fujiwara.”  

Oh, so... this is Mokou...? She stops when her name’s uttered, prompting her to look at Junko. “...Oh. It’s you. Don’t mind me, I just... damn it.”  

She sits down on a nearby chair, scowling and shaking her head, muttering things under her breath I can’t hear.  

...Reisen seems mildly concerned at how angry Mokou looks, too... if this is Mokou.  

“Mmm... hard day?” Junko attempts to make conversation with her.  

“...Hard doesn’t even begin to cover it.” The strangely-dressed girl gives Junko a dry stare. I notice blood on her shirt... near her right shoulder. “Just when I think I’ve made a friend, I just... ugh...” She slouches, frowning. “I end up getting her hurt in the crossfire.”  

“...What happened to that girl you brought in, Mokou...?” Reisen meekly asks after making sure Mokou wouldn’t rip her head off or something for speaking. Also, this is Mokou, then...  

“I-. Alright, so...” Mokou takes a deep breath, holding her head with one hand, the other in her pocket. “You know that outsider girl I found alone the other day in the bamboo forest?”  

“Um... Yes, Trish, that’s what you said her name was, right...?” Reisen confirms that it was Trish who got sent here. Oh.  

“Yeah, her, so she was about to call it a day, normal human and all that, and I was taking her back to my place to sleep. On the way there, some youkai jumps us like a dumbass, I burned them, but they impaled Trish pretty badly. I uh... That’s who she was, that girl.” Mokou monotones, explaining.  

...I also have some words about that...! “O-Oh, no, then Trish, she-...!”  

...Mokou stares at me, narrowing her eyes. “Who the hell is he?”  

“...You’re talking to Trish’s younger brother.” Junko just bluntly explains who I am for Mokou.  

“I-. Oh.” She pauses, realising her mistake. “Crap, uh... Then that’d make you Rajime... Damn it, sorry, I just... didn't know...”  

“C-Calm down...!” Reisen pipes up again. “She’ll be fine... Master should be able to do something, if... that’s where you went, to find her...”  

“...What else would I have done?” Mokou just gives her a weird look, shaking her head. “Still... I feel awful. Normally, I... don’t really get attached to too many people, but I just... I said I’d try and keep Trish safe, but this happens and it’s just... so damned annoying!”  

...I hold my grimace when I feel a hand on my shoulder suddenly. “...I mean, I wouldn’t go counting me out yet, Mokou.”  

“Wh-.” The supposed immortal whips her head to me, then to whoever’s behind me... but I know who it is. “Oh. Guess I uh... got you here in time, huh, Trish...?”  

“...I’ve been stabbed with worse before.” Trish steps past me surprisingly calmly for someone who literally got stabbed by a youkai. “...Just a flesh wound, as some people’d definitely say.”  

Yeah, if anything, I’m way frailer than Trish is. She’s the one who does all the heavy lifting and stuff, but I do the more technical and finnicky things that require precision...  

...She’s smart and strong, I should say.  

“...Said flesh wound was five inches deep into your body.” Someone else shows up, also casually walking past me. Reisen’s ears perk up, whilst Junko has this neutral look on her face.  

“Yeah, sure.” Trish rolls her eyes at the newcomer.  

...It’s... a woman, with long white, maybe silver hair tied into a massive braid that trails down her back, wearing a red and blue nurse cap. They... wear a similarly coloured dress, red and blue, it having these weird star-like patterns. Constellations, maybe?  

Regardless, she seems incredibly neutral about what she just said.  

“...The hell have you been stabbed by?” Mokou seems genuinely concerned for Trish afterhearing how deep the wound was.  

...  

“I refuse to answer that question.” Trish grins.  

...When I’m looked at expectantly, I blink. “...I can’t answer that either.”  

“...I’m keeping you away from any and all blades, end of.” Mokou deadpans.  

“Given her physiology being in essentially perfect condition, her wound would have healed should you have just cleaned it up and stitched it.” The woman who I don’t know the name of regards Trish and Mokou at the same time. “...Though, I suppose the panic is understandable.”  

“So, yeah, as I said, been stabbed by worse, don’t worry if I do get impaled or something.” Trish nods along with this, hands pocketed... then begins grinning. “...Besides, worry’s not a good look on your face, Mokou.”  

“Says the girl who wasn’t even sure if she was bleeding out or not.” Mokou rolls her eyes. What... the hell does that even mean...?!  

...I’ve also just now noticed that Tewi isn’t even in the room anymore. She’s just... gone. Somewhere. I don’t know where.  

“...Though, I hadn’t known you’d taken an interest in a mortal, Fujiwara.” Hang on... is this that Eirin person Junko and Tewi both mentioned? “Is this a situation similar to Kamishirasawa?”  

“What? No.” Trish actually speaks up instead of Mokou. “I just can’t be bothered with people.”  

“...Yeah, what she said. Trish is just an outsider, Eirin.” Mokou pockets her hands... then glances at me, for some weird reason.  

...Eirin, as she’s now been named, also turns to me, having noticed Mokou look at me. Gee, thanks. “...And who would you be, exactly?”  

“...That’s my brother.” Trish monotones.  

“...I have a name, Trish.” I awkwardly grin, before shaking my head. “But in all seriousness, yeah, I’m her brother, Rajime.”  

“...I see.” Eirin doesn’t entirely linger on me until she notices the shield slid over my arm, raising a brow in curiosity. “...Where did you obtain that shield from, exactly?”  

I’m about to speak, when Junko decides to elaborate. “I had gifted it to him as a means of defending himself, Yagokoro.”  

“...Really, now? Why would that be?” Eirin pans her head over to Junko, subtly glancing at Aegis every now and then. “I hadn’t recalled you ever giving this level of affection to anyone who Isn't Udonge.”  

...I notice Reisen flinch out of the corner of my eye, looking down and trying to make herself seem busy.  

“Mmm... an outsider, he may be, though his circumstances are... certainly unique.” Junko vaguely explains everything they really need to know about me.  

“...Unique circumstances?” Mokou’s interested, now. “I mean, Trish managed to extinguish herself without my help once, and uh... she somehow didn’t even realise she was bleeding out, still standing upright and talking for a while before it hit her, but... Okay, yeah, no, that sounds weird as hell actually.”  

Giving Mokou a dry glance, Eirin pays more attention towards Junko. “...How exactly would his circumstances be... unique, if you don’t mind me asking?”  

“To begin with, he was attacked by a youkai not too long after finding himself in Gensokyo.” Junko begins, hands in her sleeves. “I am not too keen on the details, but from what I can gather, some youkai had attacked him and attempted to blind, or limit more like, his vision. He fought back... somehow, and when he tried to retaliate, something akin to a shockwave came from his fist, which dispelled all of the darkness... if it was darkness, anyway.”  

“...Curious.” Eirin gives me a neutral stare momentarily, before looking at Junko again. “Any other strange happenings?”  

“...Are you aware of a youkai called Yuuka Kazami? Able to manipulate flowers?” Junko decides to explain that whole thing in the village earlier.  

“Oh, that prick.” Mokou scowls.  

Sighing, Eirin nods. “Yes, I am aware of her... Why?”  

“We had bumped into her at the village. I was with Rajime, this time. Kamishirasawa was there also, so you can also ask her about this.” Junko begins, closing her eyes momentarily to recall what had exactly happened. “I was merely shopping. Just to give some context, Rajime is residing with me in Senkai following that whole issue with the wild youkai, and I had needed to go shopping regardless. Along the way, we had bumped into Kamishirasawa, then she had hazarded us about Kazami.”  

I might as well... you know, not be dead quiet. It makes me feel weird. “...Then... Keine noticed the shield here.” I raise Aegis for emphasis. “She called it curious, then Yuuka showed up immediately after.”  

“...Mmm.” Junko still sounds slightly sour about that whole encounter earlier. “She talked briefly, regarded Rajime as a ‘bizarre regularity’, or something along those lines, nearly dislocated his shoulder just to prove a point, only to nearly get zapped by odd sparks of lightning which even made her hesitate. Then... Then she talked briefly on his potential, then she left after giving him that sunflower there as an ‘invitation’.”  

...Oh, right, the sunflower... It’s still alive... or it looks like it’s alive, anyway.  

“...To be fair, the sunflower suits him.” Trish grins, piping up.  

“...Not the time.” I deadpan at her.  

I swear I just heard Mokou mutter something under her breath, before quietly sighing.  

“That aside...” Eirin sighs, shaking her head. “If that is genuinely what happened, then it’s certainly intriguing. You said you’re outsiders, correct?”  

Uh... “Yeah, why...?” I tilt my head. Trish has a brow raised.  

“...When did you both arrive in Gensokyo, exactly?” Eirin questions, looking between me and Trish.  

“...Yesterday evening, right?” Trish gives me a questioning glance. I just nod along with it. “Yeah, yesterday evening, but we ended up in completely different places.”  

“...You were just walking around in the bamboo forest until I found you.” Mokou adds after a moment.  

“And I had found Rajime being attacked by that first youkai in the Forest of Magic, if that’s what it was called.” Junko also adds, thinking.  

...That forest’s called the Forest of Magic, huh...  

“...One hell of an apt name for a forest.” Trish furrows her brows.  

“A lot of things are surprisingly aptly named, in Gensokyo.” Eirin clicks her tongue, before sighing. “...I’d like to investigate these unorthodox happenings. Having only arrived yesterday, you two shouldn’t even be able to feel magic, let alone know how to combat or use it.”  

“Now whilst that would be a good idea... Pretty sure I saw that statue’s eyes go red whilst I was in the village, once. Meanin’ an incident’s coming.” Mokou shakes her head, still having her hands pocketed. “And besides, Trish, you’re probably tired as hell.”  

“...I’m not-.” She actually stops to internally debate whether she is tired or not. “Actually, maybe I am just a little tired.”  

“You sure as hell aren’t immortal.” Mokou snorts, beginning to leave as Trish turns to me.  

“...See you around here whenever, I guess.” Trish shrugs, before following Mokou out of the door into the bamboo ahead.  

 

Well, now it’s just me, Junko, Eirin, and Reisen.  

“Fujiwara does have a point... Udonge, was the Dragon God Statue...?” Eirin turns to Reisen for confirmation, who perks her head up.  

“Ah-? I... didn’t honestly get a good look at it, but I think its eyes were red...?” Reisen tilts her head to the side, unsure.  

“Kamishirasawa did mention its eyes were red, when we were about to leave the village for here.” Junko brings up, sighing. “...Though, I’m not too sure as to what this incident may be...”  

“Mmm. You can never be too sure, with incidents.” Eirin shakes her head, beginning to retreat back into Eientei’s depths. “I have important work to be doing... or, more like, had, before Fujiwara burst in with your sister.”  

...But she does spare me one last look. “Do consider dropping by, at some point. I would like to thoroughly examine that phenomenon, should you provide the opportunity.”  

“Ah... I mean, I’ll try...?” I’m not honestly sure if I would be able to...  

“I’m imagining Trish may take this opportunity, when she inevitably gets some rest.” Eirin resumes walking further into Eientei, getting further and further away... “I would advise you to consider it also.”  

 

Then she’s gone down the hall.  

“Ah, I had almost forgotten...” Junko reaches into my bag, producing a senbei and that purple scarf she had bought earlier. “Reisen~. These’re for you.”  

“Um...?” She looks up to see the scarf and senbei on the counter, taking them. “Thanks...?”  

“Mmm...” Junko begins moving for the door, humming contently. “It’s getting late. Come, Rajime.”  

Ah, right... “Coming!” I go to follow her out the door after she leaves.  

“Hey, Rajime, right...?”  

...I stop, glancing back at Reisen. She’s staring straight at me, biting her lip. “...Yeah?”  

“Just... be careful, around Junko. She means well, but she can be... um...” Reisen trails off, unsure if she should continue...?  

“Terrifying? Yeah, I know.” I nod at her, which makes her sigh out.  

“Right, so you’ve experienced it first-hand too... Just be careful.” She warns me, frowning. “She’s not exactly the best with... handling her emotion. Just a word of warning.”  

...Mhm. “I know that, too...” I still can’t get how scary yet serious she was earlier today out of my head... It’s stuck there, now. Ehh...  

I go back to following Junko. Once outside, she picks me up, beginning to carry me as she flies back to Senkai, somehow. My mind wanders to everything that’s happened today...  

...Yuuka especially, I just... don’t know what to make of her. Keine says she’s not to be trusted, but I dunno... Maybe I can trust her...?  

And Trish... well, she has been stabbed by far, far worse, I still remember those few incidents when we went camping with some of our friends back home...  

...

Maybe I can afford to let my mind wander for a little while, because I think it'll take a while for Junko to get us home...  

...

Notes:

my brain has been absolutely rattling on where i want to take this, but i think i've got a rough idea now

also, to those of you who can guess when this takes place in terms of the timeline, yeah, it's pretty obvious now isn't it (it was originally going to be just sometime after LoLK, but i changed my mind)

anyways, yeah, if you liked this, let me know!

Chapter 3: Dreams and Reality

Summary:

In which bizarre things happen overnight, among a lot more bizarre things the following day.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

I... mostly thought about what happened today, if I'm being honest. Finding out Trish is alright was... one thing, albeit with a new wound. She always was one to get hurt, dirty, and rough I guess... I mean, she did stand up for me against some bullies once, and boy did she kick their asses!

Haha... Feels weird to be reminiscing on that stuff, though. Man, that was years ago... I bet she doesn't even remember it, but that's why I've always looked up to her. Trish, I mean. She's a bit of a loner, maybe a nihilist if she can be called that, but she's not outright ignorant of everything around her. She'll still stick up for people, and even though we don't really... see eye to eye on a lot of things, she still helps me.

...Be it with bullying or just general life. I don't honestly know where I'd be without Trish. It's funny... It's like that symbology with the twin snakes, a brother of the light, and the sister of the dark.

Actually, isn't it-... Wait, yeah, no, I'm not confusing it. Oops, that's me doubting myself...

...

I'm getting off-topic. I uh... yeah, I look up to Trish, but I don't like her getting hurt so much... Not that I'd know the feeling, I'm... surprisingly more aware of my surroundings than she is, but I'm not the most physically fit person. Trish, however, is.

Then again, being this slender helps with being more sneaky and just... generally lighter, if I'm being honest. Makes a lot of people underestimate you, too... I guess that weird girl from when I first got here was proof. I might look frail, maybe a bit... you know, weak, but I make up for it with reaction time and stuff.

And now that I have Aegis, the shield Junko gave me, um... I guess I can actually make use of that reaction time to retaliate if I'm attacked, or something. It does feel pretty powerful for a shield.

Err... Moving on, u~m... Yuuka! Yuuka, Yuuka... 

Hmm... Yuuka said she wanted to help me with my whole... instinct and emotion thing, because she figures it's linked to those weird... things I did when I was in peril. Keine said not to trust her, I know that, but... Yuuka just... genuinely doesn't feel malicious, or something. She's more... peaceful. Serene? Um...

...Actually, I think 'polite' fits better. She was polite to me, anyway. I just can't see her as a bad person. Maybe misunderstood? I don't know. Her ability of manipulating flowers is... kinda unique, and it also makes me wonder just what kinds of flowers're in that Garden of the Sun place.

Judging from the name, I guess sunflowers are a no-brainer, right? Ahah...

...

I forgot to mention it, but Junko's still flying and carrying me. I guess I'm just too... invested with my thoughts, or whatever. But this is stuff I need to think about, so... I guess it equals out. She doesn't seem like she wants to make any conversation either, so...

...

Back to the thoughts I go! Hehe... Reisen's words when I departed Eientei still... bounce around in my head, namely because they're really accurate.

...She also said them with... certainty. A lot of certainty. 'Not exactly the best with handling her emotion'. That's what she said, right?

I mean, yeah, I kinda... noticed that, actually. Not that it was hard to, it was actually really easy I mean, but um-. Yeah, um... yeah.

...I'm so awkward with talking about that... It just feels weird to. Dunno why it feels weird, that's the kicker. I think it's because Junko does genuinely remind me of my own mom, maybe? I mean... it could be that, but then again, she actually was a mother at some point in her life, so...

...

Back to Yuuka, though. Whilst she's um... offered to try and help me with that, however she can, there was also Eirin, she said she wanted to look into it too...

...I feel like Trish might take her up on that. Just... she's generally closer to Eientei, and all that. Guess living in that bamboo forest has its benefits, doesn't it? Especially with Mokou.

...Say, speaking of Mokou... I think I read something about a 'Fujiwara clan'...? I don't know when or where I was doing that, probably online a few months ago when I wanted to look into the past of Japan, but... yeah, the Fujiwara clan was something that came up. I remember it, too, since her last name reminded me. Fujiwara.

Does... Trish know? I think she does. She might.

...Hmm... Thinking like this is good. It helps me to vent out everything that I've just got bottled up in my head. Maybe I should take a few minutes of my day to compile these things... Or, better yet, what if I got a diary? It wouldn't hurt...

Actually... 

Couldn't I just do that on my ph-...

...Oh, right, I've... huh. Must've put my phone on the side back at home. Damn. Then again, not like I could've expected getting... sent here somehow. Bit of a shame though, I would've liked to take some pictures, and a phone's just easier to use in general.

I... always did like to stow away in technology, honestly. It simultaneously bewilders yet fascinates me as to how so much of it works and why so much of it is just... there, around us. O-Outside of this Gensokyo place, anyway, I'm not sure if there's anything like that here...

...Actually, I could ask Junko, when I consider it. She might know. "Hey, Junko...?"

"...Mmm?" She acknowledges that I asked a question.

"Is there any like... technology in Gensokyo, or not...?" I ask her awkwardly. "I know it's a stupid question, but-."

"...There's no such thing as a stupid question." Junko shakes her head, smiling whilst looking ahead. "And, as a matter of fact, I do believe there is some somewhere. If my memory serves right, there are kappa who live in a ravine near that mountain who are... quite adept at technology and making... ahem, interesting machinery. Questionable yet interesting, I mean."

...Wait, what?! "I-... Um, oh, okay? I just... genuinely didn't expect there to be any technology in this place." I admit sheepishly, scratching my neck awkwardly.

"A reasonable assumption. I believe you'd be interested in meeting them eventually, as all of their... bizarre creations are themed around things from outside of Gensokyo." Junko brings up, closing her eyes as she keeps flying ahead.

Kappa... That sounds familiar to me, actually. I think there was something about kappa in regards to mythology, or something...? Though, maybe it's more... reasonable to assume they're just youkai. Because, yeah, that's what everything who isn't a human is, apparently.

...Then again, there's gods, supposedly. Actual gods. Which reminds me that I wasn't really too into that thing. Religion just... doesn't appeal to me that much, honestly. Best way I can put it is that weak-willed people put their faith in something to make them feel more confident.

Ah... that might be a bit rude, actually. I do know a few religious people who're super nice, but man some religions are strict...

...But... I know there's a lot of Japanese gods, though. Shinto, and all that stuff, right?

Back to the point... I guess youkai is just an umbrella term. I'm willing to bet a lot of people misidentify things as a youkai, too. Maybe. Human error's something you've gotta consider regarding identification, isn't it? Like, for all they know, that could just be some human who looks weird or probably hates their life.

I mean, I mistake Trish for a demon or something when she wakes up early for whatever reason, sometimes. Seriously, she looks... very scary when she's tired. It's funny how I'm the one who's more of a morning person between us both, because sometimes she doesn't even wake up until late into the afternoon. Weird part is she doesn't even stay up late, because I know she goes to sleep around the same time I do.

...Then again, there were a few instances where she does stay up late into the night doing stuff on her computer. I know that because she laughs pretty loudly, and it wakes me up sometimes.

Ah... I notice that the surroundings start to change. I-. Okay, I've just gotta ask... "How exactly do we get here...?"

"...Hm? Oh, Senkai is merely reached through the belief that any given crack contains endless space underneath. It, in a sense, allows this realm to be accessed from just about anywhere." Junko elaborates... I-... A crack?

"Like... Uh... So this is like ants tunnelling into a crack in the ground...?" That... really is what it sounds like, if I'm being honest...

"...In a sense." Junko sighs. "Though, being compared to an ant is not befitting of us both. I would rather refer to it as the wind blowing through even the slightest crack in the window, or water seeping through and beneath various crevices of rock and soil. It's more akin to a cave being much bigger than it looks on the outside, would it not?"

"...Ah... I guess so." I consider that, bringing a finger to my chin. Wind and rain are some good examples to use... and I guess the whole 'much bigger than it looks' part fits really well. This place is hidden inside of cracks, after all.

...I wonder if that includes any and all cracks...? Like... cracks in a mirror, or small crevices you can't, if not barely, stick your hand in or behind...

Also, rain reminds me... I did like to listen to rain falling. It makes for good background noise to take my mind off of things. It's a thing I've had for years where if it was raining, I'd do something really quietly, or as quietly as I could actually, in an attempt to listen to it.

...It feels... strange. Why am I reminiscing so much...? Am I just nostalgic? If so, then Trish won't let me hear the end of it if she finds out.

Keyword being 'if'. I can keep it secret from her. After all, I like keeping secrets, be it my own or someone else's. Because secrets're meant to be kept secret, not thrown out in the open. Except for ones that need to be. Like horrible stuff that people want to be kept secret. That can be thrown out there for all I care.

"...You do seem to be thinking an awful lot." Junko decides to comment on my... well, silence, and visible pondering. Outside of when I asked her those questions and stuff.

"What can I say? Today's just been... pretty eventful, even if it doesn't seem like it..." Sighing, I lower my eyes, nearly yawning. Nope, resist the temptation to yawn... I'm not that tired.

...

Okay, maybe I am tired, actually, but it's not that late, is it?

...Is it?

"...I suppose it has been, for you." Nodding along to my answer, Junko gives me a soft smile. "However, these types of things are... quite common in Gensokyo." Sighing, her eyes lower too. "Outsiders getting hurt whilst being relatively powerless to fight back against youkai... It does sicken and irritate me. Sometimes outsiders fall into Gensokyo to only immediately be eaten by youkai, like you almost were."

"...Really?" That just... makes it sound like that happens. A lot. 

"Mmh." She grimaces. "Though, it is the circle of life here, in a sense. It's a cruel, sink or swim world for most humans. They're mostly cattle being led along... though I suppose some youkai are, in fact, in similar situations. However, it would be a shame if such a young man like yourself were to meet a similar fate."

Young man... I-... No, she's right, I... um... I'm an adult, yeah... Yeah, that's what I was gonna say, totally... totally not anything else...

...

God, I really am awkward.

Also-. I know I just said I'm not that keen on religion, but I still use a god's name in vain. Namely because it's too convenient not to, but we don't talk about that.

"I've also noticed that there's been rather... abrupt changes to your being." Junko abruptly comments...? Abrupt changes? What does she mean?

"...What do you mean by 'abrupt changes'...?" I blink.

"I mean that as in your body seems to be willingly accepting purity gradually. Divinity, in a sense, meaning you may have some attunement related to my ability that I wasn't aware of initially, but when I take a glance at your overall purity, I have noticed such a subtle change." Junko elaborates for me. Divinity, huh... "...I believe your body is accepting it due to being in such close proximity to myself. Before long, you may very well be a purified human, should your body be able to withstand it... though it may take months. Maybe a year, at most."

...Oh. That's... quite a while away, actually. Hmm...

"...However, it is there, do not forget that. Actual gods may notice that oddity in you, too. Hence why I would recommend steering clear of someone should you know they're a god." She also points out. Gods'll notice this...?

"Right..." I hold my arms. It's actually pretty cold, even with me being this close to Junko, alongside my ribbons, and stuff...

 


 

She... surprisingly touched down inside of her home, this time, not at the front door. 

"It has been a rather long day, hasn't it? I believe you may be better off getting some rest, instead of doing anything else..." She places a hand on my shoulder softly after putting me on my feet.

"Ahh..." I think about it, looking at where we landed specifically. Right outside of the bedrooms. So, um, yeah... "...Probably...?"

...She gives me a much more serious stare. I-. Oh. Um-. Yeah, uh-. 

"O-Okay, fine, I'll get some sleep..." I bite my lip as she nods in content. 

"Very good. Remember, I care about you, Rajime. I wouldn't like it were you to overthink things more than you should. A common saying I'm quite familiar with is 'there's no such thing as common sense in Gensokyo'. I believe you'd want to keep that in mind, too. It could help." She releases her hand from my shoulder, putting both hands in her sleeves, before getting ready to walk off elsewhere.

O-Oh, this might be a good time to... "W-Wouldn't you want this? It's... got all of the groceries and stuff we picked up in it..." I hold out my bag to her, making her pause.

"...Ah, yes, I had almost forgotten." Junko pauses, sighing with a smile. "Thank you."

As she takes it, she seems to notice something. "...You aren't wearing your scarf?"

...Oh. "I... actually completely forgot about it, sorry..." I admit, scratching my head.

"...Mmm. Here." She passes me the scarf after digging around for it inside of the bag, then gets ready to properly leave. "You'll have your bag back by tomorrow. Good night."

"A-Actually, one... one more thing...!" I call out for her again as I put my scarf on loosely, making Junko simply turn her head to look at me.

"...Yes?" She raises a brow.

"W-Would... Would it be alright if I got a diary, at some point? It's just..." I try and figure out how to say my next words. Words are hard. "It's just so I can keep a track of what goes on in my day, and all..." 

"That..." Pausing properly, she thinks on it. "...That may actually be a wise investment, should you remember to use it. Would you?"

"Y-Yeah! Yeah, I would!" I grin, nodding. "I mean, I want to keep track of what's happened in my life, and a diary's the best way to do it...! It'll also let me go over my thoughts more properly..."

...Junko clicks her tongue, giving it some consideration. "...I see. Alright, then. I'll try and find you a blank diary you can use tomorrow. It's late into the night, after all."

Right...

"...Now then... I'm imagining that's everything." Junko resumes her pace in the direction she was going earlier, leaving me at the door. "Good night, Rajime."

"Good night!" I call back to her, turning to the door and opening it, before heading inside. It's... how I remember it. Nothing's been touched or rifled through since this morning, it looks like...

Which, mind you, is actually pretty good to know. That this really is private and... you know, nobody can get into here. 

Though now that I've said that, maybe it is possible for someone to break into here, I just haven't been unlucky enough yet for that to happen, ahaha...

I-. Actually, no, I shouldn't joke about being unlucky. Because then I'd actually be unlucky and someone'd break in to... kidnap me, for some reason. Really shouldn't be something to joke about, that.

...I prop Aegis near the door, before taking my hat and shoes off again. As well as the ribbons, this time. I don't want to crease them, and I forgot to take them off yesterday too, so... whoops?

Oh well, sleeping on them for that one night wouldn't hurt, I'm pretty sure... And regarding the scarf? I don't really mind it, it's loose enough and it keeps my neck warm.

...

As I lay down in the futon again, I realise something. It'd be convenient if I had a shield for every kind of thing, as in, water, fire, ice, so on, right? But... at the same time, it'd be really awkward if I had to keep swapping between them...

...Maybe Aegis could just be its own thing? I mean, it is a purified shield, after all. Hmm...

...

Who am I kidding, I can worry about that later, right...?

Yeah... Yeah, I can.

With those thoughts in mind, I drift off to sleep...

 


 

You know... I would've expected to bump into Kolar again. Or maybe Trish. In the dream, I mean. But... no. They didn't show up here.

...Not yet, anyway. Maybe? Or maybe that's just me being hopeful.

It feels... weird. Really weird. To know that you're dreaming. Don't they call this 'lucid dreaming' or something...? 

...

Actually, I could dream about anything in here, when I think about it. Right now, it's just... a black void. Nothing too notable about it...

Hmm... It's pretty dreary, actually. U~m... Let's give it a bit of flavour. 

...I suddenly have a paintbrush in my hand. Why...?

I mean-. I always did like making stuff, be it a drawing or painting, and I'm way better than Trish is at it, but... I'm not the best at this kind of thing. I could pass for an above-average artist at best, I think.

...Pretty sure I could, anyway. You never know with this kind of thing, sometimes you see little things that just irritate you, so you go to change it, but no matter how hard you try, it just looks wrong, then even more wrong, until you just give up until tomorrow because it's that annoying.

Anyways, I'm 'you' in that instance. I'm... a bit of a perfectionist regarding that. Then again, wasn't there that thing about not all art being perfect...?

...The fact I'm acknowledging the fact I'm a perfectionist is one thing, but uh... it's just a fear of screwing up. Or being rejected. Sometimes both.

...

A-Anyways, moving on, um... let's just... try and ignore that fact. I mean, I know I'm alone, but there's a gut feeling that I just have someone watching me. Or someones. I don't know, it's a... pretty vague feeling. It's like eyes're being drilled into the back of my head, gaze... burning almost.

Ehh... That just sounded a bit too dramatic, just then. It's just like I can feel stares in here, no matter where I go or how hard I try to ignore it. That's what I mean by me feeling that there's someone watching me.

Let's just... try and ignore it. Probably my mind playing tricks on me, even though this is a dream.

...I'm also suddenly holding a pencil in my other hand. Why...?

I-. Oh, that's why. When I move it to try and draw something in the air, it just... made a bright white outline of the lines.

...Huh. I mean, it really stands out against the darkness... What background should I give this place...?

I mean, the void I was in before was purple, not black, so maybe this is my own dream...? Maybe that purple one is the one that allows me, Trish, and Kolar to talk to each other?

...I wonder if it is every three days we're thrown into that...?

O-Oh, right, I'm ignoring the fact I'm supposed to be... making a background. U~m... What to make, what to make...

...How about a little clearing in front of a river? I like the sound of flowing water, it's just... soothing. Maybe if I have it in front of me, I'll have a better dream? Worth a shot.

And who knows...? Maybe my dreams after this might not even be lucid ones. I might just have regular old dreams and wake up the next day.

So I begin drawing the river's outline with the pencil, then some trees, then some more stuff, and...

...

I have a bunch of white lines going all over the place, which make... a semi-coherent image? It just needs colour...

...My eyes glaze over the brush. What's this for, then...?

I move it over the river I 'drew'-.

Fwu~sh!

I-. Oh. Oh, okay. That-. Okay, neat...? That brush just made the river come to life. It's actually water. What...?

How the hell do these work...? Are these some special dream tools? If so, then... that's interesting.

...I paint the trees next, followed by all the grass and riverbank. It's... all coming to life, as if I'm creating it, funnily enough. As I said, I always did like making things. Not just art stuff, like drawings or crafts or... whatever, but I can also cook for myself if I need to. I'm... particularly a fan of baking cakes or cupcakes. Savoury and sweet stuff's my thing. I really like scones, too. Probably can't get those here though, which is... kind of a shame.

Wh-. Oh. Okay, that's... strange. When I wasn't looking, it seems I'm actually in the... thing I made. The river painting thing. It just expanded and grew to... regular sizes. To the sizes I'd expect in real life. That's... interesting.

...I made this. That's actually pretty nice to know, that this wasn't prefabricated, but this was something I drew and painted, now it's... something I can relax in.

"You're welcome for those tools, by the way." 

A voice makes me perk up. It's not one I recognise at all, it just sounds... smug, yet pretty calm. I'm not sure why I immediately thought smug, but it just sounds smug. It's also... feminine. Again.

I'm starting to get convinced that men are a rare commodity or something, because I've only seen two since I got here, those being that one guy at the village gate, and Kolar, because he's here too. I've not seen any others. Yet.

...Technically, I should include myself, but yeah, no, I'm not counting myself.

More importantly... "Who...?" I look around, trying to find the source...

"I'm right here." The voice comes from... right beside me. Wait, when-.

As soon as I look to my right, I'm met with something... relatively unnerving. It's a girl with this relatively smug yet unnerving smile on her face. I'm not sure why I think it's so unnerving, she's just... smiling. Other things to note are dark blue hair and eyes, sort of like Kolar's...

...I also notice the fact this girl has a white tail, meaning she isn't a human, though I guess that's a given because tail.

Clothes-wise, she's got a black and white dress on with similarly coloured orbs that're the opposite of the colour they're placed on, so like... black part of the dress, white orbs.

...They also vary in size, it looks like. There's a red nightcap on her head and... yeah.

She's also holding a book and-.

"...As much as I appreciate you looking at me so hard, I'd like it if you actually responded." She breaks my focus on her general figure, giving me a more dry stare. "I'm aware men could lack... discreetness, regarding that, though you..."

Wait, what-. "No-. I'm not looking at you like that, I just... I just like to take down every detail about whoever I meet." I flinch. I'm not... that much of an idiot...

"...Ah." The girl pauses, giving me a curious glance as she considers my words. "That's relieving to know, then. You outsiders are especially an odd bunch, I had just thought... Nevermind."

"Yeah, um..." I grin, scratching the back of my neck. "...Sorry? The design of your clothes did also sort of... interest me."

"Mmm. I could say the same for your own." Giving my own outfit a gesture, she regains her smug yet calm attitude.

Ha! Kolar called this outfit gaudy, but it is fashionable! Someone acknowledged it!

"Thanks." Smiling, I nod at her, before realising something. "Ah, my name-."

"Is Rajime Naga, yes, I know." She just casually cuts in and reveals that... she knows who I am. Wait, how-?! "Don't be so surprised. On that note, how about I introduce myself? It should make more sense how I know who you are, that way."

...I just nod quietly, still surprised over the fact she just said my name aloud.

"...I am Doremy Sweet, and I... whilst I would say rule, it's more akin to managing. I manage the Dream World, not as a ruler, but more of a zookeeper of sorts." Doremy introduces herself. I-... Oh, now it makes more sense... "There you go. As for how I know who you are, Rajime? Your name, among your sister's, got brought up by someone else in another dream."

"Someone else?" I'm confused now... Who brought me and Trish up...? The only ones who've seen or know about me and Trish both existing are...

...Actually, a lot of people do, when I think about it.

"...I believe you'd know her as Sumireko?" Doremy raises a brow. I-. Sumi?! Now it makes more sense...! "She said you and your sister had abruptly disappeared one day from the Outside World after she came to visit again 'the day after she spoke to you', seemingly without a trace at that."

"She came to visit again the next day...?" I blink, furrowing my brows.

"If I remember, she was hoping to talk to your sister, Trish." Doremy elaborates some more, flipping open that book... It's got a cute little bookmark that seems similar to her tail, which I just noticed. "That is when I had noticed your name in my dream journal. This has the dreams of everyone who has ever dreamt in their life, so I decided to pay your dream a visit when it was active."

"When it's active?" I'm confused, now...

"Right now, you're aware you're in a dream." She raises a finger, then looks at the scenery I created. "I took notice, of course, so I came over to talk to you specifically as this was the best time to do so. Your dream only becomes active once your actual body is truly asleep. You are merged with your dream self, at this moment in time, hence the heightened awareness of this world being a dream. However, this won't happen all the time. You'll sometimes not know you're in a dream, and you'll only vaguely remember what your dream self experiences."

"Oh..." I nod a few times. That's not hard to understand, honestly.

"...You catch on rather quick for an outsider, if I'm being honest." She comments on my understanding. 

"...Was it meant to be hard to catch on to?"

...

"You're quite a strange one." Doremy decides outright. "All dreams are, in a sense, loosely connected to each other through me. However, you seem to understand the concept of lucid dreaming quite well, and how to properly control a dream."

"...I've had some before." I reveal, tilting my head. "There was also this dream I had where I was able to talk with my sister and a friend of mine, yesterday..."

"Ah, that one." Doremy nods in understanding. "Yes, I'm aware of it, and what that dream entailed. You, your sister, and your friend have ended up in Gensokyo. You'd also like to use that space as a way to go over what you know every three days? I can arrange that, as it's relatively harmless."

"That dream journal must be really useful..." I give the book she's holding a brief glance.

"It's necessary to have if you were to do what I am to do on a daily basis." Doremy keeps her smug smile, but it grows slightly larger than before.

"...Guess that would be true." I opt to grin, sitting down in front of the river.

Doremy opts for sitting down, too. "Is this truly what you want your dreamscape to look like, from here onwards?"

"You mean it'll stay like this?" I tilt my head. What does she mean by that...?

"Indeed. It'll remain this way so long as you keep dreaming." Doremy informs me. Is that really how it works? If so, then... huh. "...Those tools I had temporarily lended you were a Dream Brush and a Figment Pencil."

As she says this, she produces the brush and the pencil again, allowing me a better look. The pencil's like... periwinkle and slightly red. There's a small sheep clip attached to the top of it, too. As for the brush, it's a purplish-pink, with the brush itself being black and white, though I get faint flashes of what looks like a rainbow coursing through it every now and then.

...It's also got a similar sheep clip attached to the end of the handle. Ah-. Oh, it just dawned on me, the whole 'counting sheep' thing... A~h, that's why there's sheep on them...

...Wait, I wonder if...? "What exactly are you, anyway, Doremy...?"

"Quite an abrupt question to ask. Though, I suppose there's no harm in answering it. I am a baku, a tapir-like youkai which can devour dreams or nightmares... You have no need to worry, though, I'm not here to eat your dream. In fact, I can even create another one for you if I wanted." She chuckles, shaking her head. That red hat's pretty long actually. I just noticed because I can see it trailing down past her back, as it rests on the ground, though the middle part sways alongside her head shake. "I suppose I have been regarded as the most dangerous youkai in the Dream World, however. I'll let you decide what to do with that information, hmm?"

...Dangerous? I mean... "You don't really strike me as dangerous, if I'm... being honest." I give it some more thought. "I mean, the whole eating dreams thing is... well, one thing. Also, a tapir... I can't say I've ever seen, or read about, an actual one."

"They're mostly docile." Doremy keeps her smug look. "Unless if you provoke them, of course. But you wouldn't. You're one to avoid conflict."

"How did you...?" I blink a few times. She knows I don't really like provoking people?

"...You generally present yourself as a gentle figure. You'd rather focus solely on defending instead of ever attacking, akin to a pacifist of some kind. Normally, that would be understandable, not many people strive for active conflict. However, since you're in Gensokyo... That line of thinking just won't do." She sighs. "Fortunately, you seem to have found rather... odd workarounds to fighting, though. As for how I know? Well..."

I take a glance at the journal she's got in her hands. It's still open, then I notice the fact she has Junko's page singled out, alongside my own. For some reason they're side by side...

"It seems you've noticed what I was looking at." Doremy comments on the diary, holding it over to me momentarily, before closing it. "I was just looking through when I had noticed that sagacious spirit had actively mentioned you several times in her dream. You specifically, nobody else. My, it's almost as if she's got some kind of obsession."

"An obsession...?" I blink a few times. I mean, I know Junko's a bit... overprotective, but obsessed? That... might be pushing it.

"Mmm. She's solely concerned with your safety. I typically tend to watch her dreams, every now and then. Namely because of agreements with a certain someone at this moment in time, though that's not important right now." She closes her eyes as I stare into the river some more. "...I noticed because you repeatedly came up a lot in her dream, yesterday. It was too interesting to not find out more about, though I suppose I have now."

Then, she decides to point something else out. "...You don't look like you're actively against my presence, either, which is strange for a human. I figured you'd be weirded out, maybe slightly intimidated."

"Why would I be intimidated?" I turn my gaze back to her, confused. "I mean, as far as I'm aware, you don't mean any harm... This dream stuff actually interests me, too."

"I suppose so." Her smug smile shifts into a more genuine one. 

"And... besides." I fold my arms. "Having someone to talk to's nice. I just... don't like being alone. It's one of my worst nightmares, to be somewhere dark and miserable, whilst being alone."

"...A fear of loneliness?" Doremy seems invested. "I suppose you have nothing to fear regarding that, then."

"For now, yeah, but..." I pause, wondering if I should elaborate further. I mean, there's a lot to elaborate on there, but let's go over the lesser details for now... "I'm... just also afraid that I'll turn people away from me, with my... well, with my personality, my ideals, and... yeah."

"Ah." She seems to understand why I'm so afraid of it. "...Though, it seems there's more you want to say, but you're actively fighting the desire to talk about it."

...How did she...? I mean, she isn't wrong, but...

"If you don't wish to talk about it right now, we can always touch on it later, I suppose."

Those words... Later? "Later? As in... you'll visit my dreams again?" I didn't think she actually would want to come back... I'm pretty boring, if I'm being honest.

"Between you, your friend, and your sister, you're far more curious." Doremy elaborates. "That, and... what was your friend called again?"

"Um... Kolar, why?" I blink.

"Kolar already has his dreams set straight." Doremy vaguely explains. What does that mean?! "As in, he can't lucidly dream very often. They're rather linear, if I'm being honest."

"Linear?" I tilt my head. "Why linear? As in... his dreams follow the same pattern?"

"More or less, they do." She flips open her dream diary to show me, leaving it open on Kolar's page this time. "They're linear as 'fate' plans for him to dream such things."

Right now, it says he's dreaming about how to better himself at talking to other people...? And... how to do chores. And stuff like that.

...Why?

"...Though, this 'fate' is instead the result of being enthralled to a vampire, which, in a sense, allows said vampire to control what he thinks and dreams about to a degree. He can still make his own decisions though, which is... partially bizarre in of itself." Doremy brings up. Enthralled to a vampire, huh...? Makes me wonder just what Kolar's actually getting up to. "However, I can influence these 'dreams' of his if I want to. I believe he might get bored of dreaming the same things eventually."

"Ah... I see." I scratch my neck. "What about Trish?"

"Your sister?" Doremy seems to give this some thought, tilting her head as her expression goes somewhat more serious, instead of being the normal 'smug and playful' aura she gives off. "...I'm actually having difficulties interacting with her dreams, let alone entering or even observing them. It's almost as if the boundary between her dream and the rest of the Dream World has been... tampered with, in a sense. This may be the doing of that gap youkai, as she's the only one who genuinely comes to mind. The motives behind such a tampering, however, is lost on me."

Then, she regains her regular look. "However, your dreams were wide open, alongside your dreams being considerably more lucid than any other dream. This is why I am able to freely enter and talk to you, and I'd like to be able to do so in the future. I may even be able to arrange something that'll allow you to talk to Usami, should you wish to."

"Yeah, I'd... I'd like to talk to Sumi." I lower my eyes. I feel... pretty bad that I had that conversation with her, then just... vanished the next day. Then again, there's no way either of us could've expected this to happen.

"Very well. I'll go over it with her and arrange accordingly. It may take some time, however." Doremy hazards me. "Because I also have to take your 'meetings' with your friend and your sister into consideration, too."

Ah, right, that... Man, she's... pretty nice, actually. "How can I even repay you for this...? For... For letting me meet with Kolar and Trish every three days, and um... yeah."

"...I can allow you to meet with your friend. I'm not too sure about your sister, though, because her dream's boundaries have been tampered with to prevent my interference. I may be able to pull some string and get around that rather puzzling complication, however, as I am the manager of the Dream World. As for repaying me? There's no need. This is my job, after all." Doremy closes her book shut pretty audibly, before producing a... pillow. "On this note... May I interest you in a Sweet Sleep Pillow?"

A what? I look at the pillow in her hands. It's... got frills on the edges, and there's some creatures which I'm assuming are tapirs wearing hats like Doremy's all over it.

Um... It does look comfy, though, but as much as I'd like to have one... "I've... not got any money."

"Who said I was selling it to you?" Her smile widens. "I'm willing to give one away for free, just this once. It'll allow me to keep in contact with you easier. Not a lot of people know this about the pillows, but they've been given special enchantments which will make them dream about the same thing - me. They're popular among humans and fairies nonetheless, though."

"Really...?" I give the pillow more of an examining look than before. "I mean, it does look comfy... Wait, but this is a dream, how will you...?"

"...I can drop one in the real world for you to use. I can easily come and go between the Dream World, Gensokyo, and various other places, so I'm not limited to just staying here." She smugly explains. Why's she so smug about everything, anyway?

But I don't think I'm really going to question it. Doremy's nice enough... I think. I mean, she is a youkai, so she might be lying to me because I'm a human, but... I want to believe her. I don't like to think people are lying. Hell, I don't like lying myself, it's awful.

"On the note of the real world..." She pauses, furrowing her brows. "...It seems you have a visitor."

Eh? "...Who...?"

"Mmm..." Doremy hums to herself for a moment, before placing a hand on my shoulder. "Not to worry, however. It isn't that spirit who's taking care of you, although..."

...She proceeds to open a small hole in the air, then expands it open. It shows... my bedroom - or the guest room Junko's letting me use more like - and... I'm there sleeping, but there's someone rummaging around in there. Wearing light blue clothes. And some weird veil thing, and this odd hair accessory... I can make out golden eyes, too. Who...?

"Hmm... Doesn't look like there's much in here." It's... a woman, it sounds like. She sounds disappointed. We can hear them...?

"Who is that?" I stare at the figure moving around in my bedroom.

"...A wicked hermit known as Seiga Kaku." Doremy elaborates, staring at this 'Seiga'. "She's most likely looking for things to steal from you, as you're living in Senkai, then when she does so, she'd most likely try and sell them back to you."

"...How long has she been there...?" I'm... slightly disturbed by that fact...

"Around a minute. However-." Doremy was about to continue when I watch the door to my bedroom fly open, then Junko floats in extremely menacingly and angrily. I-. Oh. Oh. "...That's exactly what I was about to mention. That spirit was aware this would happen at some point. She dreamt about it, at one point. Be it Seiga stealing from her or you. She's constantly checking to make sure anything specifically impure wasn't there, aside from yourself." 

"Junko was expecting this...? That's... huh..." I watch as this Seiga slowly freezes in place, looks at Junko, and the light from the lanterns abruptly flaring to life makes me get a look at the realisation on her face. This Seiga's a woman, it looks like. How did she even get in there? I kept the window shut, and... yeah.

"She was. Seiga's ability is to pass through walls. See that hole in the floor?" Doremy focuses on a part of the floor that... has a big hole in it. "That is a hole made by Seiga. She physically cut that hole with the hair stick you see her wearing. However, they close of their own accord after some time passes."

...That... totally isn't terrifying! Nope, not at all...!

"Leave. Now." Junko suddenly has those tail-like flames flaring behind her and-. Oh, yeah, there goes danmaku. Most of it somehow misses me. I... How the hell am I sleeping through that? 

Also, I say most, since it looks like some actually are hitting me. Junko's trying to avoid me as much as possible, though Seiga doesn't seem to care that I'm there.

"...A danmaku battle in such an enclosed space is... well, dangerous." Doremy comments. "I wouldn't be surprised if they-"

"Let's take this outside, shall we?" Oh, and the window's gone. Seiga just blasted it open and flew out of it, with an even angrier Junko flying after her. Um.

"-went outside." She finishes, sighing. "...You may feel stiff in the morning. Being exposed to danmaku for the first time is rather painful, you feel numb and the energy from the bullets would most likely overwhelm you immediately. I believe that your limit for these bullets is around a single spread of regular danmaku. So, give or take a few, around ten bullets is all it would take to immobilise, or defeat I should say, you."

"Oh..." I nod a few times as she closes the hole. "So, um..."

"You'll get used to danmaku pain with time." Doremy gives me a smile again. "In fact, you could even learn how to use it, if you wanted to."

"...I can...?" I tilt my head, considering it.

"Danmaku's a good way to reliably take down someone non-lethally." Doremy elaborates. Ehh... "...You seem opposed to it, though. You may need to learn that fighting is necessary for survival in Gensokyo eventually, Rajime."

"I know, but... I just don't want to hurt people." I reason, folding my arms. "Even after my family was... um..."

...I pause immediately. Did-. Did I nearly just talk about that? No, no, I don't... need to talk about that.

"...Your family?" Doremy raises a brow. 

"T-That's... That's not important..." I close my eyes, partially grimacing. "I don't... want to remember my family." The only member of my family that I actually want to remember is Trish. Hell, I don't even want to remember mom or dad... It's just...

It's just painful to think about them. To remember them. 

"The way you say that..." The baku mulls my words over, before hazarding a guess. "Abuse?"

"I don't... want to talk about it." I shake my head. "Not... Not right now."

"...Very well." She stops trying to push me about it, surprisingly. "Now I see why you fear being alone... It's for a feeling of safety, isn't it?"

Huh...? "Where'd that...?"

"It's the only reasonable assumption to make. You're afraid of someone hurting you if you're alone, aren't you?" Doremy closes her eyes, raising her brows as she keeps smiling. 

"Well, um..." I hold my arm awkwardly, before smiling back. "...If that's what you want to assume, then... um... yeah, go for it." 

"Though you aren't alone. You have people who care for you, clear as day." Opening her eyes again, she gives me a more examining look. That Junko lady, for one. I'm assuming your sister cares about you too."

Right... Right, yeah, that's right... Junko cares for me. She even said she'd... kill to protect me, which is still pretty unnerving to think about, but it's clear she cares. Trish does too, because I know for a fact she does...

"...Seems that's given you some food for thought." Doremy goes back to her normal expression of just being generally smug.

Let's... move the topic on. "You mentioned a gap youkai earlier...?"

"Ah, yes. I think she's most likely the reason I can't easily interact with your sister's dream. As I said, the boundaries for her dream had changed abruptly. Her name is Yukari Yakumo. Probably one you'd want to keep in mind, as she's one of the more important figures behind Gensokyo's balance. Not that I generally care for it, as I live in the Dream World, not Gensokyo." Doremy explains for me. Yukari Yakumo... "...I had heard that she sometimes spirits away outsiders in Gensokyo, however. She could very well be the reason you ended up in Gensokyo to begin with. She also tends to do mostly odd things nobody understands the meaning of, including her shikigami."

"...Shikigami?" What's that?

"It's akin to a servant or a familiar of some kind. Like a black cat or crow for a witch." Doremy gives an example, waving her free hand to emphasise it. "A shikigami is bound by a contract of sorts, and does as their master wishes. They grow stronger the better they do a given task, I believe. Yakumo's main shikigami is Ran Yakumo, a nine-tailed fox youkai, though her shikigami ironically has a shikigami called Chen, a bakeneko."

A nine-tailed fox, huh...?

"...A shikigami of a shikigami?" Now I'm confused... "How does... that even work?"

"I have not even the faintest clue how." Doremy reluctantly shakes her head. Huh... "However, people do often mistake shikigami for shinigami, funnily enough."

Wait, shinigami? "Shinigami as in... death gods?"

"Yes, the very same. In fact, there's one who frequents the Dream World as she's sleeping more often than not." Doremy casually brings up the fact that a literal death god sleeps a lot. What...?! How?! "Though, they're more akin to 'ferrymen'. Are you familiar with the Grim Reaper?"

Uh...? "Yes?"

"They're mostly identical to that, with the scythe. They ferry souls across the Sanzu River, which I'm sure you won't ever visit if you're careful enough, to be judged by a yama." Doremy explains further. "...I only know this because that shinigami I mentioned often rants about her job being incredibly boring in great detail. So she slacks off a lot, sometimes sleeping, sometimes visiting bars in the Human Village. You might see her eventually, her name is Komachi Onozuka, and trust me, you'll know who she is when you see her."

That's... totally not ominous. Okay, then. "I'll keep that in mind...?"

...

As I keep staring into the water for a while, I notice Doremy looking at what seems to be a watch. "...Ah. It seems it's nearly sunrise. I suppose having someone to actually talk to is nice, as you said. The dream versions of everyone can be rather... eccentric, at times. Though, most of my time tonight seems to have been spent here with you."

"Ahah... Sorry?" I sheepishly grin, apologising.

"You have nothing to apologise for. This conversation has more than satisfied me." Doremy shakes her head, exhaling. Ah... Really? I mean, I was the reason she spent so much time here, so I feel bad... "However, I would like it if you went over your escapades to me, or anything of note more like."

...Anything of note...? Well, um... "I'll see what I can do, but... I can't promise that I'll get up to anything... really noteworthy. Just surviving's one of my highest priorities right now and um... yeah." 

"I can appreciate that. It wouldn't do me any good if you were dead, either." Doremy looks more neutral than before...? "If you were under normal circumstances, I wouldn't be so concerned. Though, I presume you actually did make some bizarre shockwave on your first night in Gensokyo, otherwise you may not be standing here... or you would be, just majorly disadvantaged, maybe without a limb or two."

"...That's morbid..." I comment on how casually she just glazed over that... It doesn't sound like she cares if I do actually get hurt...

"...Ah, did I offend you? Apologies, it's just that I'm used to the natural order regarding Gensokyo." Doremy apologises, sighing relatively calmly. "I'm aware outsiders are mostly powerless against youkai and are often immediately attacked and killed by youkai upon entering Gensokyo, more often than not. Though, there are some other circumstances such as luck at play. Some outsiders may get dropped in or near the Human Village, which is regarded to be quite lucky. Or, in rarer circumstances, someone actually friendly to humans finds an outsider. Which is exactly what happened to both yourself, Kolar, and Trish if I'm interpreting the dream log for that joint dream of yours correctly."

O~h... Also, um... "I'm probably right in guessing you know about that... shockwave thing from... the dream log or whatever, right...?"

"...That is correct." She leans slightly closer...

"I um... I don't know how I did that." I reveal...?

"...I'm aware." Oh, so... she knew.

...

Man, this is awkward. Uh... "I'm... planning on seeing a youkai called Yuuka Kazami about trying to replicate how I did that...?"

"The once sleeping terror, now the Flower Master of the Four Seasons?" Doremy addresses her by Yuuka's proper title...? "...Hmm. I suppose she may be able to do something with you, though it depends on how willing you are to put up with her."

"...Did... you just call her by her title...?" I tilt my head. Do the more important people have a title or something...?

"Mmh? Well, yes, I did. Everyone who's more... important in Gensokyo's grand scheme have their own titles, which they're sometimes addressed by. For example, I believe you're familiar with the Scarlet Devil?" Doremy asks, just staring directly at me instead of anywhere else. She doesn't take her eyes off me once.

"Scarlet Devil... Yeah, it's someone called Remilia, why...?" I squint.

"That is her title. People, humans and youkai alike, are called these things because there's specific attributes about themselves which leads to the creation of their title. On another note, I am the Ruler of Dreams, for more obvious reasons." She explains, looking smugger than before. I mean, yeah, that one's... pretty obvious. "...However, that Junko lady has no title. Or, more like, she has no need for one."

"...She doesn't have a need for one? But... that's implying she's important." I furrow my brows. What's she getting at...?

"Junko is the only important figure who doesn't have a title, or a last name, as she's purified herself above the need for such a thing. In a sense, she's refined herself to such a level where she's abandoned her past name. Junko was never always her name, if I recall." The baku's eyes trail over to the water, her brows lowering slightly... "Back to the point, however, she is nameless. As are all things that are truly divine, you see, as they do not have names either."

"How do you know all of this?" I decide to ask her next.

"A past... incident regarding the moon has made me wish to learn more about certain people than I genuinely should delve into." Doremy vaguely elaborates.

"A past incident... about the moon? I've... heard roughly of what an incident is, but... who caused it?" I look directly at her.

She suddenly grins, looking me dead in the eyes.

"...I believe that's something you should ask Junko about. On that note... I believe our time's up. I'm sorry, I would like to talk longer, but you have things that need doing..." 

...Then, everything goes black...

 


 

Ah-.

I wake up with a jolt, realising that I'm not dreaming anymore. I-... Ow, everything feels... stiff.

...Why-... Oh, o~h, wait, the dream's coming to me. That's... probably the danmaku I was hit with whilst I was sleeping... Talk about 'feeling that in the morning', pfft...

...

So... a past incident that I should ask Junko about, huh... It feels considerably colder this morning too, so I tighten my scarf when I sit up.

...I then notice a certain pillow by the side of my futon. I pick it up, and there's a note on it. 

'I hope you enjoyed our talk. Consider this a parting gift from me to you, free of charge. - Doremy Sweet'

Ah, right... She said she'd give me one. That's... nice of her, I guess.

...I decide to place it where my other pillow is on the futon, then properly raise from my bed, still feeling stiff as all hell. I'm definitely going to be feeling that for a while...

Mmm... As I slip my shoes and hat on again, my thoughts drift to what else Doremy said in that dream. That whole title talk interested me, but the fact she'll keep coming back every now and then is... reassuring. That, and I... do want to talk about my fears to her. She looks like someone I can confide in, right...?

Then again, trusting people was... easily not my best skill. I'll trust anyone if I'm being honest.

...Ah... That Seiga woman was rummaging around in here. My eyes immediately glance at Aegis, which is still by the door. Good, she didn't... take that. I mean, she was only in here for a minute, before Junko came in and forced her out. She did look really angry. Junko, I mean... but I guess that's proof she does care about my safety. 

...Should I ask her about that past incident? I mean, I don't want to overstep any boundaries I don't know about, it might be a sensitive topic or something...

Slipping Aegis onto my arm properly, I scratch my head with my free hand, then rub my eyes. Waking up's a chore, sometimes. I'm sure Trish'd say that a lot. But it helps to wake up early in the morning, gives me more time to do things. I like to have a lot of time in my day, it's... pretty useful.

I go over what Doremy said some more as I get ready to head outside and try to find Junko. So there's a very lazy-sounding shinigami called Komachi somewhere, u~m... Yukari, she said that's a name to keep in mind... Who else...?

Actually, that 'wicked hermit', Seiga. She... might be someone to keep in mind. I mean, she literally just broke into my room, and I know what she looks like now, so...

...

I wonder if I'm ever going to accidentally run into that Hecatia person Junko mentioned, too? I mean, she did say Hecatia comes by to visit her every now and then... I wouldn't be surprised if I accidentally ran into her, one morning. Or afternoon. Or... evening. Depends.

...My eyes trail to the broken window again. That's... slightly annoying, honestly. I'm not one for manual labour either, so... me replacing it is out of the question.

Hmm... Maybe I should go wait in the teahouse. I'm not sure if Junko's actually here or not. She could still be fighting Seiga for all I know.

I move to leave, and the moment I do leave...

"Is that her?" I hear someone approach. "He~y, Jun... ko-sama...?" 

...

I look at whoever's mistaken me for Junko... It's um...

...How do I describe this outfit? It's like... Okay, you know the American flag, right? Put that on a dress. And stockings. Like, full-on stockings that even cover your feet. That's the best way to describe it.

It's a girl, too, who seems... way younger than I am. She's got blonde hair and red eyes... Actually, her hair's really long. She's also got a purple jester hat with a white star pattern on it, and... she's carrying what looks like a torch. It feels weird to look at, if I'm... being honest.

"Uh... wait..." She stares at me for a moment, blinking, then coming to a surprising revelation. "You aren't Junko-sama...!"

What...? "I'm not-."

"Who are you?! Are you a thief or something?!" She points that torch at me, which is lit mind you, and um-. Okay it's actually hard to try and look away from that-. "Answer me! Like, really, really answer me, or I'm gonna show you a... uh... a bad time? I mean, some people consider it a good time but-... Wait, that's not important! Just answer my question!"

...I notice wings behind her. So, clearly, not a human. They're like... insect wings, but she's not an insect as I can clearly tell. Or I think she isn't, anyway. They're translucent, sorta...

"C'mon!" She urges me to reply, which I probably should so-.

"I'm not a thief...! I actually live here!" I snap my gaze from the torchlight, opting to look to the side. I feel... I feel really weird. Like... Like something's messing with my head...

"Yeah, right! I know for a fact that only Junko-sama lives here!" I can vaguely make out a pouting face, as she tries to move the torch around to be in my view. But I just move my head from it, as tempting as it feels to look at it. "You're a thief, aren't you?! Ooh, just you wait until I tell Hecatia-sama...!"

Wait, Hecatia? Um... "You mean Hecatia as in... the goddess of Hell, right?" I actually bring Aegis up to my eyes to completely block any view of the torch.

"Yeah! Hecatia-sama's super great, and powerful, and stuff! She's aweso-." Suddenly, she pauses, sounding more annoyed. "Wait, why'm I telling you any of this?! You're just some no-good thief-."

"...I'm more willing to believe him here, honestly." A new voice comments. It sounds... feminine. A lot calmer than the blond girl, too. A lot more... mature. 

"Wha?!" The girl sounds shocked to hear this, so that means... Ah, hang on... Is that...?

"You can stop hiding your eyes, by the way." The newcomer tells me. I just... oblige, slowly lowering Aegis. I think this might be that Hecatia lady I heard about. Maybe.

...The moment I do, I'm probably granted with one of the most bizarre outfits I've seen since I've got here, if I'm excluding that girl in the stars and stripes literally just over there.

Speaking of which, she's not got her torch right now. Which is pretty relieving.

Oh, right, this person's outfit... Where do I even begin? For starters, it's a woman, that much is obvious, but her attire's really modern. As in, it looks like something you'd see someone wearing in city streets, or something. Red hair and eyes, some... odd red ball thing sat in a little hat on her head. It looks like a planet...?

...It's got a chain on it, which is linked to a collar that she's wearing, with two other chains branching off to a floating miniature Moon and Earth respectively. Okay, that's... got to be one of the weirdest things I've seen yet. Clothes-wise, she's... wearing a modern black t-shirt with 'Welcome Hell' written on it. There's also a red heart on it, as well as some other splashes of red that aren't really shaped like anything. And she's got a skirt on with three colours, those being red, blue, and green.

As I said, pretty modern-looking clothes. Which is surreal to see, compared to the outfits of other people that I've seen so far in Gensokyo and even here. It's not frilly or over-the-top or anything, it's just... modern. Which is pretty reassuring to feel, that I'm not the only one wearing very odd clothes.

"So, who are you, exactly?" She decides to ask me, remaining relatively neutral. I'm pretty sure she did notice me eyeing her all over for a pretty long time, but... either she doesn't care, or she's just being polite. One of the two, I think. "It's not everyday a normal human is at Junko's place. Did she convince you to work for her as a servant, o~r...?"

"W-What?" A servant? That's... a rather abrupt guess. "No...?"

"...Huh." The redhead tilts her head to the side, before grinning. "Judging by your clothes... You're not from Gensokyo, are you? Because nobody wears that sort of outfit, like, at all."

I might regret this, but... "So says the woman wearing similar clothing."

"What?!" The blond snaps, glaring at me. "You can't-."

"A-Ahahaha!" I actually amused the redhead, though...! "I guess I'm one to speak about that, aren't I? Then again, I'm the Goddess of Hell, and Hell uh... really doesn't like formal clothing if you catch my drift."

...So this woman is Hecatia, then. That's good to know. "...So you're Hecatia, then...?"

"O~h, you've heard of me?" Hecatia outright confirms, interested more.

"Well, Junko did... mention you, a few times." I reveal, scratching the back of my neck. "As I said, I'm... just living here, because she's letting me."

"O~h, so you heard from Junko herself, huh?" Hecatia nods, then gives me a more inquisitive look. "...What's your name?"

"...Rajime Naga." I introduce myself, putting my shield-less hand on my hat's rim.

"Right, right..." Her eyes trail over my ribbons next, presumably. "I mean, yeah, I can see it. Your ribbons there coil like snakes around your arms and legs. Pretty fashionable, honestly."

Uh... "Thanks...?"

"Don't mention it. If you're a friend of Junko's, you're a friend of mine, right?" She grins. I guess that... if she really wants to see it as that, then sure, I guess...?

"B-But, Hecatia-sama, what if he's lying-." The still unnamed blond turns to look at Hecatia, still doubtful and... honestly, she looks pretty confused that Hecatia's willing to just... trust me.

"He~y, don't worry, we can always confirm with Junko!" Hecatia reassures her. "Besides, it's not like he can do anything to us, right?"

"...Right..." She pouts, then still looks at me. She just seems... uneasy about me being here. I don't know why...

Also, Hecatia just... casually downplayed me. I mean, it makes sense, she is a god, whilst I'm a human, but... this girl too? Just who is she...?

"Oh, right, that's Clownpiece. But I just call her Piece, because it's way easier." Hecatia properly introduces me to the blond, despite her dismay.

"...I think it's obvious she doesn't trust me." I frown, looking away.

"I don't!" Clownpiece abruptly blurts out. "Humans're always lying to people and stuff, you can never trust them!"

"Though, what does it mean if I'm to trust him, then?" Hecatia gives the fairy a grin. You know, it is... interesting to actually see a fairy up close. I mean, I've obviously heard of them, there's a reason fairy tales are named fairy tales, after all. Fairies, or fae I should say, are usually pretty prominent in some...

"That-... Mgh..." She pouts, refusing to say anything else. 

...I just now noticed that she's actually pretty short. Clownpiece, I mean. Hecatia's around my height, if not slightly taller. Then again, she's floating. And she doesn't have shoes on, for... some reason. Which says a fair bit, honestly. I might be taller than she is. I can't exactly tell right now...

"So how exactly do you know Junko, anyway?" Hecatia decides to ask me...? "As in, like, why'd she bring you here to Senkai? Just so I can confirm with her, honest."

...Just so she can confirm... Right. "...Well, I woke up in Gensokyo... around two nights ago. I was attacked by a youkai and she found me, then... saved me from that youkai. As in she stepped in to stop the youkai by knocking them out. Then she brought me here for safety reasons." I give a brief explanation on what happened for me to end up here.

"So you're a relatively new outsider, huh? I mean, yeah, I can see why she would bring you here, honestly, instead of just throwing you in that village, or at Hakurei Shrine, or something." Hecatia nods at my explanation. I-. Wait, what does that mean?

"...Huh?" Clownpiece is also confused, it looks like...

"A~h... Story for later." Hecatia grins. Story for later... I mean, I want to know the details, but... "So what about that shield there, then? On your arm? I thought Junko said she'd never use that thing again."

"...I call it Aegis, she um... she gave it to me to use. I don't really like fighting if I'm being honest, I'm more of a fan of actually talking things out..." I hold the shield with my free hand, rubbing it slightly. I'm still pretty stiff from that danmaku I got hit with in the middle of the night, so... it feels awkward to do. I still feel pretty numb as well, which sucks, but what can I do about it? It's danmaku. I guess Doremy was right, too, I'm also aching like hell since this is my first time being exposed to it... though I didn't see a need to mention the aching.

"Aegis? Like that one shield? Didn't know people still liked to reference all that old stuff that happened." Giving me an even more curious look, Hecatia thinks about it. "Then again, guess the modern definition of it applies too. You're using it under Junko's aegis, right?"

Now Clownpiece looks absolutely lost. I am too, if I'm being honest.

"Uh... as in you're using it under her protection?" Hecatia elaborates. I-. Oh, that's what it means in more of a modern sense? That's... one hell of a coincidence, but I guess it does make sense, doesn't it...? "Moving on~... You don't like fighting? As in, you're a pacifist of some kind?"

"...If you're about to say 'that line of thinking won't do in Gensokyo', don't. I've heard it several times already." I deadpan.

"Pff-. It seems you're familiar with how Gensokyo exactly works, then. You can't really get peace there. Like-. The most peaceful day still has the odd bit of chaos going on somewhere." Hecatia did nearly burst out laughing at my abrupt remark, but held herself back. "Then again... I'm pretty sure you're not the only one who wants actual peace." 

"...Whah...?" I'm not the only one?

"You'll find out, I guess." She... completely refuses to elaborate further on the matter. Um...

...I'm about to press her, when-.

"...Troublesome hermit..." Junko suddenly descends from above, still looking relatively annoyed.

"There you are! Sheesh, I was wondering if you just up and vanished, or something." Hecatia regards Junko, who turns to look at her.

"...Ah. Hecatia." She lightens up, smiling. "It's nice to see you here. I have a s-..."

...Then she notices me and Clownpiece, sighing. "...Nevermind. It seems you've already met him."

"Yeah, but only because Piece started yelling." Hecatia shrugs. She only noticed I was here because Clownpiece yelled? I mean, she was pretty loud when talking to me, but... actually, no, she's right.

"So who is he?!" Clownpiece pouts. "I thought he was a thief, or something!"

"...Normal people can't reach this place because of it's location." Junko regards her dryly, shaking her head. "But, aside from that, he is Rajime. An outsider, wouldn't you know it, who's residing with me."

"Mhm, that's what he told us." Hecatia nods. I'm just... sort of listening along.

Junko sighs. "...My apologies for not being here. I just had to deal with an actual thief."

...I'm assuming that Seiga person is either injured or dead, now, judging from Junko's tone. I'm more inclined to the former, because... yeah. Hopefully.

"So why bring him here, exactly? Instead of, you know, putting him in that village or whatever." Hecatia asks Junko, raising a brow slightly.

"...I'm not particularly keen on how the village actually treats outsiders." Junko sighs. "That, and... I suppose his circumstances are more unique when compared to the average outsider's, too."

"Unique how, exactly?" Hecatia wants to know more, it looks like...

"I believe this would be best explained over some tea." Junko gives me a very subtle glance, which I notice because, well, she looked directly at me briefly, then begins walking off in the direction of the teahouse.

...Hecatia gives me a glance, too, before floating after her. I can still feel Clownpiece staring at me before I follow suit, then she does too once she realises she's being left behind. Flying. With her wings.

 


 

...Tea always was a good way to calm down, alongside it tasting good, if I'm being honest. And no, that's not because I'm English, I genuinely like tea for those two reasons.

You know... I was just reminded how much of a pain it was to properly learn Japanese, before moving here. I can read and write it okay now, but a few years back, I barely could. It was... agonising, if I'm being honest, but I guess that's the experience with learning a new language, innit?

Ah... That's me getting distracted with other things again... Right now, I'm having tea with Hecatia, Junko, and... I'd say Clownpiece, but she has some juice thing instead. I don't exactly know what it is, because she won't let me look at it, as she still distrusts me. How sad...

"Alright..." Hecatia looks directly at Junko after sipping from her cup, giving me a glance. "So what's the deal with your outsider friend here, then, Junko? Not like you to be this interested in a normal human. What makes him different than all the other dozens of outsiders that fall into Gensokyo?"

...Dozens?

"If you wish for me to be transparent and blunt... Then, would you allow me to tell you that he has an inherent latent magical ability? As in, it's there, he can use it if need be, but he can't always use it. That is why he's more unique compared to other outsiders." Junko explains outright. W-Whoa, she's... getting straight to the point here, isn't she...?

"Inherent latent magical ability, huh...?" Hecatia gives me a more interested glance, before grinning. "Alright, show me, then. Show me this 'magic' of yours, Rajime!"

I... I um...

"...I-... I can't." I deadpan. Seriously, Junko just said I can't use it all the time, more or less. Did Hecatia somehow not hear that part?

"Yeah, I bet you can't! Because you're a normal human guy who can't do anything!" Clownpiece sticks her tongue out at me, but...

"...Clownpiece." Hecatia addresses the fairy by her full name...! Her tone's also a lot more serious than before...! "Don't insult him. After all, he's normal, compared to us, though he's smart and considerably friendly, right?"

"U-Um... Yeah, I..." The fairy falters under the god's stare. I mean, I would too...! "That was um... uh..."

Whilst she fumbles over her words, Junko sighs. "Mmm... It's as he said, though. He can't always use it. It's entirely dependent on the intensity of a situation, his presumable stress at a given moment, although... Rajime doesn't seem to acknowledge the fact he's even using magic initially. He does it without thinking." She elaborates, but she doesn't seem that bothered by the exchange... "Or, in simpler terms, it's linked directly to his instincts and emotions. Several people, alongside myself, are aware of this."

"So... stress? Alright, so what if I were to-." Hecatia goes to stand up...

"Kindly refrain from harming him now. I'd like him intact." Junko just stops her with a more annoyed look. 

"Fine, fine, geez, I was just joking..." She sits back down, looking more apprehensive. Junko can... actually intimidate a god, it seems... Which might actually go to show just how powerful she really is. Because, you know, Junko and Hecatia know each other. That's why it's so unnerving to realise that.

Though, I mean, it's not like I'm gonna speak up about it... I'm just gonna stay quiet and listen. Because, you know, being respectful.

"Anyways~..." Hecatia proceeds to move the topic along, because... well, yeah, it's really obvious why. "That talk about magical ability stuff reminded me that some weird things are happening in Gensokyo again."

"Weird things are always happening there, Hecatia. Please elaborate." Junko gives her a dry look.

"I'm getting to that." The god deadpans, before proceeding to explain. "So there's some weird thing going on where one person can seemingly use another person's ability. Which, well, sounds really weird, right?"

"People can do what...?" How's that possible?

"That reminds me. That 'thief' I had mentioned prior to this was in possession of a rather bizarre item, which contained something representive of me. As it turns out, this item was linked directly to my ability, leading me to believe that this is very well one of those incidents that occur in Gensokyo." Junko sighs, before shaking her head. "...Not that it concerns me, however. It shouldn't concern you either, Hecatia."

"...Actually, it kinda does." Hecatia reveals. "Because if there's one of those things with your ability, there's probably one of mine too, right?" Then, she looks at Clownpiece. "Some other evidence also kinda supports that claim!"

"Other evidence?" Junko then expectantly looks at the fairy too. "Please, do elaborate."

"Well, I... found this earlier...!" Clownpiece grins, proceeding to pull out a... is... is that a card? Yeah, no, that is a card. It looks like a trading card if I'm being honest. It's got a design on the front that looks like a blood-red moon, but on the other side, there's... writing, I think.

Junko's brows raise. "...Ah. That is nearly identical to what that thief held earlier..."

"Right? So they're all cards." Hecatia nods, then gives me a glance. "Have uh... you found anything like those yet, or...?"

"...No?" I blink. "I mean, I only just woke up before I... bumped into you, so..." I scratch my neck, looking at the table awkwardly.

"Right, right... So, the only ones I've seen're Piece's and a few others." Hecatia shrugs. "Everyone in Hell seems to be trading them around like it's some sort of game."

"...Regardless of the fact..." Junko seems to consider the severity of this card thing... "It doesn't seem to be anything too sever. It's just harmless card trading is all."

"Card trading that allows you to get someone else's ability should you try hard enough." Hecatia reiterates, staring at the spirit.

Clownpiece has been... pretty quiet since she said she found that card. When I look at her, I notice that she's staring at it pretty intently. But when she notices that I'm looking at her, she hides it, pouting.

Okay then, keep your secrets.

"I understand that much, Hecatia. Though I still don't entirely see how this incident, if it is one, should concern me." Junko still isn't that interested in the incident.

"...Everyone in Hell is blowing each other up with danmaku violently in too many different ways for me to be bothered counting them all." Hecatia deadpans, sighing. "This incident might actually, y'know, put a halt to our plans."

At this, Junko seemingly snaps her focus to Hecatia, getting more serious. "...Do not mention what we have planned. Not in front of him."

...Not in front of me? That's just... made me more curious, now.

"Oh, right." Hecatia gives me a grin. "Sorry, private plans, y'know?"

I understand plans being private, but... I'd like to be in the know, at least. "...And... what if those plans concern me, like, at all...?"

"They won't. I promise." Junko quickly shoots that question down with no hesitation. I'm still pretty suspicious, though...

But, regardless, I sip my tea, then blink, staring into it as I change the topic. "...I was thinking of going out into Gensokyo today, actually."

"Really? Oh, that's actually perfect! I kinda want to gather some of those cards myself. Never hurts to have a supply, right?" Hecatia nods a few times. 

Junko, however, seems to have doubts about this idea. "...In the middle of an incident? May I ask why you want to leave Senkai, exactly?"

I might as well be honest... "It's so I can go see Yuuka. I... I just want to learn how to properly control my fear."

"Ehh... The mean sunflower lady..." Clownpiece sounds... slightly sour to hear Yuuka's name. I wonder why...? I mean, she called her mean, but... Yuuka's not mean all the time, right...?

"Oh, uh... her?" Hecatia seems to be aware of her, as she raises a brow. "I mean, if you've got a death wish, sure, go for it. I can always pull you out of the Sanzu River later, then you'd be a ghost."

...Oddly specific.

"As much as I would normally be against this..." Junko sighs, staring down into her cup. "...I feel as if there'd be no changing your mind, so I'm willing to allow this."

"Wait, really? You're not gonna try and stop him? I thought you'd shift into your usual overprotective self, Junko." Hecatia's shocked to hear this, for some reason... 

"Well, for one, I have faith in him. That, alongside the fact Kazami seemed genuinely interested in him, might lead to an unlikely scenario regarding her and a human." Junko elaborates further into the matter. "...It's not as if Rajime's your average run-of-the-mill human, either, is he?"

"You've already met her before?" Hecatia stares at me as I nod along. "Now it makes more sense... and yeah, I guess he isn't, if he's here instead of anywhere else."

Then, she decides to make a request. "Hey, so like, Rajime, when you go out later today, make sure to gather as much of those cards as you can? Please?"

"...What do you want with those... items exactly, Hecatia?" Junko has her brow raised now... I'm actually curious myself. Why would a Hell god want those cards...? Is she wanting to make a collection of them? A scrapbook or something? An album?

...I just realised those three examples are literally just the same thing, honestly, but I don't care. Maybe she just wants to expand her power to an extent...? I mean, you'd need power if you're ruling over Hell, right?

"A~h... They're just interesting is all. Besides, knowing what each and every one does is useful too, right?" Hecatia shrugs in return. Oh, so information gathering, then.

I have a question, actually. "...Why ask me, exactly...?"

"Because you're probably gonna have more luck than me." She 'reasons'. That makes absolutely no sense. How can I, a normal person, be luckier than a goddess. That-. What is the logic at play behind that assumption...?!

"...You're just being lazy. I know for a fact you could do it yourself, Hecatia. I even know Clownpiece could if she tried hard enough." Junko abruptly comments to my surprise. Yeah, she'd know, wouldn't she...?

"Maybe." ...I'm inclined to believe Junko, now. "But hey, it's like a test for him, right? Like... you know, an initiative test, or whatever you'd call it."

"...I suppose it could be." Junko, please...! "However, I'll only approve of this should he be able to use the cards he collects whenever he wishes."

Oh, that's... actually a reasonable condition to give. I mean, yeah, I'd like to use those cards! Could be useful for defending myself, if not for just general evasion of wild youkai. Who want to rip my face off and gnaw on my bones, feast on my flesh, so on so forth. You know, as is the norm in Gensokyo's wilderness, it seems.

...It's actually pretty violent and dark, if I'm being honest. Figuratively and literally, because seemingly nobody cares about outsiders like me... most of the time.

I say that last part since, well, Junko cares. So does that Mokou girl from yesterday, since she's uh... letting Trish stay with her.

...How the hell did Trish even manage that anyway? Somehow magically befriending an immortal. Like... I'm fairly sure I heard someone mention that immortals don't tend to make friends with mortal people. I completely forgot who said that, even though I most likely heard that yesterday, but it still makes sense when I think about it.

I don't mention Kolar and that Remilia person since... well, vampires and humans don't mix pretty well very often. Since vampires drink blood and all. I think Kolar'd be better off somewhere else, other than at that mansion... but I guess I could pay him a visit, at some point.

Anyways, uh...

"Yeah, sure, I can let that slide." Hecatia nods in agreement, then turns to me expectantly. "So are you in or not?"

I mean, it is something to do, alongside whatever Yuuka'd have planned for me... I also remember I have the sunflower on. Somehow... that was never brought up. Hell if I know why it wasn't.

My answer? "...Sure... Not sure how good I'd be at it, but... I'll just see it as a treasure hunt, or something." It helps with strengthening my desire to do it, if I see it as something lesser...

...Actually, now that I've said that, I'm probably going to interpret it as a colossal task. Because it is, if Hecatia wants me to collect every single unique one in existence. Then it'd be more akin to going for an achievement that requires you to collect one-hundred percent of the collectable items and stuff in a video game. Because that's literally what it is.

I've said 'because it is' twice now. In a really short timespan, too. Y'know, I always do like to repeat myself... Helps me to understand things sometimes, if I go over it a bunch.

"Yeah, why can't you just let me do it?" Clownpiece also brings up a pretty good question... "You trust me more, right?!"

"Mmm... While that is true..." Hecatia's eyes trail to the side, before she grins again. "I got a good feeling, y'know?" Then she looks back at me. "I can tell you've got some potential in there from one glance, deep down. Not hard to notice, but it's tucked away pretty good."

She can tell that from a single look at me? I mean, she's a god, yeah, it makes sense, but... really? Is it that obvious...?

"...Harnessing that potential is the hard part, however." Junko elaborates on what the pure issue is. "This potential is only made extremely apparent under high stress, as you know."

I-. Wait, did I just... refer to that as a 'pure issue' without thinking? Uh... huh. Well, abrupt yet unexpected pun is an abrupt yet unexpected pun, I guess. Can't help that, right?

...My eyes trail down to the sunflower. It's... still not wilted. That hopefully means Yuuka's still interested in me, which might be a good thing.

"Now..." Junko sighs, turning to look at Hecatia. "...I'd appreciate it if we went over our plans again." Then, she turns to look at me, then Clownpiece. "Alone, preferably."

Ah... alone... I want to know what exactly they're planning about, which is so private that it shouldn't be actively mentioned in front of me... But, at the same time, I want to respect privacy... Mgh, it's just so conflicting...! 

"Right, right." Hecatia nods, watching me stand with my cup as I begin leaving.

I'll... respect the privacy of their plans for now. It doesn't concern me, I think... Or, at least, I don't think it does. If it does, then, well, no harm no foul, right?

"...That means you too, Piece." Hecatia comments, making me look back to see a slightly annoyed Clownpiece flying out with that cup of... juice. Whatever juice it is, or liquid since I don't know if it is juice. It's a dark purple, it looks like. Can't exactly tell much else though... "Don't worry, you can spend some time getting familiar with Rajime!"

...That's a horrible idea, but I'm not against it... There's always worse, as they say. Actually, who even is they in that circumstance? Ah... I don't know, actually. Hmm...

Clownpiece doesn't really respond to that as we both go outside of the tearoom. She just opts for pouting.

 


 

...I settled for sitting on one of the few benches out here in the garden. Because there are some. It looks like they're cleaned regularly though, which is reassuring...

Hmm... My eyes move over to look at Clownpiece, who's just standing as far away from me as possible, still pouting. She... really doesn't like me being here, does she?

...Then again, might as well try and be kind to her. No harm in that, is there? "You can sit down, you know..."

"Don't tell me what to do!" She abruptly snaps back. Oh. Rude. "...But I guess I should. It's better than standing..."

I feel like she just doesn't want to listen to me or say thanks to me or... do anything regarding me that isn't some remark.

Sipping my tea, I watch her sit down on the bench opposite me, since it's the only really near one. It's starting to go cold now, since I'm out here... My tea, that is. I don't entirely know what I should do with it once I'm done either. Do I just keep hold of it, leave it here, or what?

...

Okay, let's... try and make some conversation. "So how's your day going...?"

"...I don't wanna talk to you." She huffs, looking away. Please, just... humour me.

Wait, maybe she still thinks...? "If you're still thinking that I'm some thief, I... I'm not. There's no way I'd be able to fool Junko. Not at all."

"Sure, maybe you aren't a thief, but..." Clownpiece looks directly at me, scowling. "I bet you're some spy or something!"

A-. A spy. Where did that come from? "...A spy?"

"Yeah! Don't try and play dumb!" Why's she so insistent that I'm a spy...? 

"...Who would even want to spy on Junko? Seriously, I don't know anybody who would want to do that. Hell, as much as that whole 'plans' thing she and Hecatia mentioned interested me, I'm still willing to respect privacy. Do you see me trying to listen in right now?" I fold my arms upon placing the cup down beside me, raising a brow at the fairy.

"You're not eavesdropping because I'm here!" She retorts. I-... Okay, that's a pretty good reason, honestly. But at the same time...

"Everything Junko's told you and Hecatia about me is true. I'm just an outsider, a plain human, insignificant, weak, frail, dumb, so on so forth. Not afraid to admit that." I close my eyes... then sigh. "...But, what she also said about my 'latent magical potential' or whatever it was she actually said is true. Not that I know how to use it. Comes and goes under extreme stress, which I know she said. I was literally attacked by a youkai on my first night in Gensokyo. If she didn't step in, I wouldn't be here right now. I didn't even know she existed, or where I was, or anything."

"Yeah, you're right! You're weak and stupid, and um..." She trails off, blinking. "Unimportant, uh... darn, you've actually said everything that comes to mind about humans..."

Pffft. I'm not wrong, though. The majority of humans outside of Gensokyo are incredibly stupid, aggressive, and most often don't know what they're talking about. I specify 'majority' since there's some good golden eggs among those uh... those cracked ones. Seriously, finding a genuinely good person these days is like looking for a needle in a haystack. I also specify 'outside of Gensokyo' since... well, I'm still not sure on how that type of thing goes here. Humans, that is... I'm not sure since they seem to vary.

...That, and everybody here looks human, so...

Also, humans like to boast about their strength and stuff, but it's just a bravado most of the time. People try and make themselves look big to scare others. Doesn't really fool the smart people though... like Trish. Whenever someone tries to intimidate her, she slowly turns to them, looks them dead in the eyes, but she doesn't say anything. She just... stares. It absolutely terrifies people. I think it helps that she's taller than I am, so...

Ahh... that's aside the point. "...Well, I don't like to call myself those, but it's true. Ever wondered why people are so aggressive? Humans specifically?" Not too sure about some youkai or whatever.

"...Whah?" I think I've managed to confuse her. Mostly because I'm smack-talking my own race.

"They're scared. Scared of the actual people in control." I grin. "They try and make themselves look big to hide that fear. I mean, I only know this because my sister's pretty smart. She knows how to actually intimidate people. I'm uh... not really the best at it. I mean, I can try, but it doesn't go right, namely since I don't really like conflict..."

"Oohh... My first thought before you elaborated was that you were some kind of youkai acting as a human!" The fairy nods, her hat jingling, because it has bells on them. Jester hats're weird. "...Wait, is your sister a youkai, then?"

"No, she's just a very scary person who nobody talks to, namely because they're afraid of her..." I pause, thinking about it. "...Except for some people. Like me, and a few others..."

"A few others...?" She tilts her head.

"Our outsider friend, for starters." I give an example. Wait, hang on. "...It'd probably help if I gave some names. My sister's Trish, that friend I just mentioned is Kolar. Trish is my sister, but she's the complete opposite of me. She's more blunt and crude, and she's smart whilst being a bit of a brawler. I'm more of a strategy and planning guy, whilst also wanting peace. Kolar's sort of a mediator. Pretty timid guy, plus his legs're made of metal. Whilst that does sound cool, it's uh... actually really inconvenient for him. He understands Trish's sentiment of being straightforward and getting rough, but he holds my ideas of being peaceful and strategic in some regard too."

"...What's your sister like? Um... Trish, that's her name, right?" I can tell she's getting more interested... Well that's good to see. Means I'm making some progress. 

"...She's violent, as I've said. Way she sees life is that if you want something, you've gotta fight for it, get physical. She's not really one to wait around for things, she's also... really impatient. But she can be pretty nice to people if they get on her good side, but it's really weird to see her being overly nice to someone." I explain further into who Trish really is for her. I'm probably the only person you can ask about that, too, outside of Trish herself. "...We bicker every now and then, different views and all, but she really wants everyone to be free and to do what they want. I want that too, but in moderation. As in, people can do what they want, but it can't be overly chaotic."

"Hecatia-sama wants people to have freedom, too..." Then, she pauses, her eyes widening. "Wait, why'm I telling you any of this?! Why am I letting my guard down, too?! You're probably deceiving me for info!"

...Aaand back to square one. Honestly... "...If you want, I could throw myself into Gensokyo's wilderness, get mauled by a youkai, then let you deal with the aftermath. Just say the words."

"Sure! Do that, I don't care!" She ignorantly nods her head.

"...So should I tell Junko that you're actively encouraging me to get myself killed?" I grin. I'm not wrong there, either.

"Ah-." That makes her realise the severity of me just willingly offing myself to prove a point. "Well, that, um...! You-... You're the one who offered to do that!"

"Still doesn't excuse encouraging me to do that though." I remind her, wagging my finger. 

"You meanie...!" She pouts. But not because she's angry at, or hating maybe, me, it's more general annoyance now. Which... might be a good sign. 

Okay, might as well ask her a good question... "...So do you still think I'm a spy, or whatever? I just... want to be friends, with you, that is. I don't want any hostilities between us."

"Hmm... I dunno..." Clownpiece rubs her chin, giving the concept of being friends with me... several thoughts it looks like. I hear her humming in positivity and negativity. "I mean, Hecatia-sama trusts you, so does Junko-sama..."

Oh, right... Honorifics. I don't really bother with those, if I'm being frank. I know the 'sama' suffix is one you use for people you should really respect... and I guess she's using them right. I'm not all that familiar with it, but I've been called 'kun' or 'san' a lot. Never 'chan', which is the one I normally expect. Trish jokingly uses it sometimes, but never that often...

...Come to think of it, Sumireko never addressed my by an honorific either, when I spoke to her. I wonder why? Maybe she just doesn't care, or something?

"I got it! Ji-kun!" She snaps her fingers. Speaking of honorifics, I'm a kun to her, apparently. That's nice. At least it isn't 'chan', because then there might be a complications.

...Then again, kun is generally the umbrella suffix for young boys or guys, like me. Kolar used it when we first met, but he addressed me as 'san', and Trish as 'kun', which was actually really funny the first few times around. 

But I digress. "...Ji-kun, huh?" I wonder why she chose 'Ji' specifically from my name? I personally prefer something like 'Ra-kun', or whatever. Rolls of the tongue better, but that's just my taste in nicknames, I guess...

Though, in English, I guess Ji fits better than Ra, because then you'd be referring to that one Egyptian god. And I'm not that.

"I don't wanna bother with long names." My-. My name is literally six letters long. What do you mean. "Or is it complex...?" How is my name complex?!

...I just stare at her blankly for a few moments, across the path, then sigh. "Alright, Ji-kun it is then. Also, if we're going off of long names, yours is longer, Clownpiece. So I'm calling you Piece-chan."

"Wha-. No! Piece-san!" She pouts. That... really doesn't fit. Like, it doesn't fit whatsoever. "Call me Piece-san!"

"...If I'm letting you call me 'Ji-kun', you should let me call you 'Piece-chan'. Or... would 'Piece-kun' work better?" I give it some thought. Whilst 'chan' might work, I feel like 'kun' is better... If I remember right, people address their friends as 'kun'...

...Oh. I used the wrong suffix. Dang, I'm not good at that...

"...Fine... Piece-kun. But nothing else." At least she settled on Piece-kun. That's good. "Okay?"

"You got it." I pocket my hands. I wonder where my bag is...? Ah... Junko probably still has it, actually. I did give it to her so she can unpack everything we bought yesterday, didn't I...? Might be one of the reasons she sent me out here, alongside talking to Hecatia about those plans...

...I actually wonder what they're talking about. Like, if she said to not actively talk about it in front of me, Junko I mean, then... it just sounds suspicious, dubious, and curious.

Huh. All three of those words end in 'ious'. I might go delerious from the curiosity...

...Oh, no, I did it again. Whoopsies. 

That-... That is actually a weird word. Whoopsies. How did it come about...? It just sounds like a silly word, but you can actually use it.

Then again, words are hard, sometimes.

"...I dunno why Hecatia-sama or Junko-sama trust you so much, Ji-kun." Clownpiece speaks up again whilst I think about words being hard. 

"It's Hecatia I don't understand. Junko... I sort of get why she trusts me." I bring my hand to my chin, giving it some thought. If I had to hazard a guess... "...She probably trusts me because I remind her of her own son." 

"Her own son...? U~h... I'm pretty sure she's mentioned that once or twice." The fairy blinks, looking to the side. Hmm. "...Awh, now I feel stupid. That's probably why Junko-sama trusts you so much..."

"...You're not stupid." I shake my head. "To be fair, you just misunderstood the situation, when you met me for the first time earlier today. It did surprise me though, being yelled at so early in the morning..."

"Yeah, uh... sorry? I guess?" She awkwardly grins, shaking her head. "I mean, I dunno, I still don't exactly... y'know, trust you, but... I kinda don't want anything bad happening to you, if Junko-sama sees you the way she does..."

...Hm? "What's that supposed to mean, Piece-kun?"

"Like... You said she saw you as a son, or something, didn't she...?" Piece tilts her head. I just realised I can refer to her as 'Piece' now. Well-. Piece-kun, but it's still Piece. "I um... If something bad was to happen to you, if that's true, I... u-uh..."

She looks genuinely terrified now. I wonder why...? "Is something the matter?"

"N-No, it's just... she might go... over the edge, if something like that happened... I-I dunno if you know this, but she can be really scary sometimes..." She's incredibly confident in saying that... almost as if she's actually seen Junko get angry before.

"You're talking as if you know how she'd react." I fold my arms, leaning into the bench some more. "Why?"

"Why...? Well, that's because-." She's about to continue, but-.

"I'm afraid that's not important, right now." Junko suddenly steps onto the path. Where did she...? "...It's a story for later, too." 

Piece freezes up on the spot. Where's Hecatia...?

A quick look around tells me that... she's nowhere near here. Is she still in the teahouse? 

...Junko notices me looking around. "...If you're wondering where Hecatia is, she's headed to the library I have here. If I recall one of the conversations we had whilst you were out here, your potential piqued her interest, Rajime, so she had gone to look into what the exact potential the average human has."

"...There's a book on something like that?" I tilt my head. Imagine if that was a thing like... everywhere in the world. You could just use some machine to check your potential and how likely you are to develop as a person in any aspect... Man, that'd actually be really, really useful.

"Mmm. There are books on a rather substantial amount of topics, either on Gensokyo, or other places, like the very realm we're in right now, Senkai." Junko elaborates on the books. I notice that she's holding my bag in her right hand... 

"Ah, that's... my bag..." I look directly at it.

"...I had forgotten to give it back to you when I was finished with unpacking its contents, as I was... preoccupied with other matters, as you know." Junko frowns. "My apologies."

"It's fine, not like I was going anywhere yet, anyway..." I rub my neck with a grin, reclaiming the bag when she hands it over.

...I quickly peek inside and rummage around to notice that there's a lunchbox in here, so I pull it out. Why...?

"If you're staying outside for a rather long time, like today, and you let me know, I can pack some lunch for you." Junko tells me, now smiling. That's... incredibly nice of her to offer. Man, I really do feel like a leech...

...Ah-. That reminds me, I need to make my bed... Ah well, I can do that tomorrow... if I don't forget, that is. Which I might.

"Uh... thanks..." I-It's... actually pretty weird to have someone pack me a lunch again... 

"What about me...?!" Piece pouts.

"...You never asked." Junko keeps her neutral smile. "However, I do have some sweets in reserve, as a result of a shopping trip just yesterday. You can have some if you wish."

"Yea~h!" The fairy pumps a fist in the air. 

Actually, just out of curiosity... "What's even in this, anyway...? Just so I know for later." I ask Junko, staring down at the packaged box. It's like a little paper parcel, with rope tied around it. It's got an R on it in ink...

"Hm? It's a mixture. There's some rice, some fish, alongside fruits and tofu. I figured you would enjoy those, am I correct?" She asks me, looking plain. Ah, that's what's inside...

"Yeah, I'm not against those... It's just because I wanted to know what's inside." I place the lunchbox back into the bag, then secure the sack around my waist. "When're you gonna take me to the Garden of the Sun, anyway...?"

"...In a while. Around midday, in fact. I'd believe you'd appreciate some preparation, because Kazami is not one to be taken lightly." Junko closes her eyes, stepping off in a direction as she takes my now empty cup, which I entirely forgot to mention. Guess I subconsciously drank all of the tea... "You have an hour, Rajime. Please do make the most of it, because I would, if I were you."

"Uh... right." I do recall Keine's warnings about Yuuka and her concern for me... being involved with her. But it can't go that badly, right? I still can't see Yuuka as a bad person, like, at all. Then again, maybe that is a facade she puts up around humans...

...Gah... I don't like doubting myself. It feels horrible to, but at the same time, questioning everything's the only way you're ever gonna get answers, ain't it...?

With that, Junko departs, leaving me and Clownpiece to ourselves again. So I might as well ask her... "...What were you going to say before? Before Junko cut in, I mean."

"Huh? Uh..." She looks in the direction Junko went, doubtful and hesitant. "...I don't... I dunno if I should actually talk about that, because if Junko-sama doesn't want me to, then..."

Reasonable. "Right, right... I just can't help but feel curious about that, though. It's like she's trying to keep this info from me, for some reason." I wonder what reason she could have for doing that, though? Is it to protect me? Is knowing that information dangerous, would it... would it hurt me? I've heard of 'words that kill' before, but... they don't actually exist... right? Right?

...I sure hope they don't. Because if they do, then... that'll cause a whole bunch of issues.

I'm still curious on a lot of things. Like, outside of Yuuka and whatever her deal is. Doremy mentioned a bunch of people in my dream last night. There's also that Seiga woman... I remember some names. Komachi, a shinigami... Chen, the shikigami of a shikigami... Ran, a shikigami and a master of another shikigami... and one 'Yukari Yakumo', who's apparently someone really important in Gensokyo's overall grand scheme of things. 

Doremy did say that the last one, Yukari, was probably the person who altered the boudnaries of Trish's dreams... which prevents Doremy's direct influence outright, though she said she can find workarounds for now... or something along those lines.

Ah... When I mention Trish, I remember that Mokou girl she was with. She looked... young. Beautiful, too, when I think about it. It's almost unnatural, weird to see... out of place, maybe? But her last name, Fujiwara... If I ever get the chance, or if I ask Trish to do it, I'll ask Mokou what her exact ties with the Fujiwara clan are.

...I also want to visit Hakurei Shrine, at some point. There's someone called Reimu there, a... shrine maiden, if I remember Junko's words right. It'd be nice to talk to her at some point... I think. I mean, I don't want to go back to outside of this place. After all, there's still that whole mystery regarding my um... latent magic potential or whatever, isn't there? 

And... another thing. That place Kolar went to. What did he call it, again? The... Scarlet Devil Mansion, right? Hey, hang on, Scarlet Devil... That's that Remilia person's title, isn't it? Scarlet Devil... Vampires. I'd probably like to see how he's doing at some point... if it's actually possible. He also said that place had maids and it's a European-styled manor. Apparently. I mean, if it is, then that's a selling point to me, because if it's owned by a vampire, that means it's probably old, and that means interesting building designs! I like those little details the Victorians had on their buildings, those little wooden or ceramic flourishes. They don't really serve any purpose other than aesthetic, but they make a building stand out among others. Those little things interest me.

...But... I'm probably getting ahead of myself, I think. That's a lot of things to do, too... so maybe I am better off getting a journal, or something. It'd help me to plan my priorities, get my thoughts together, and just... you know, generally rant. It might also be useful for, well, jotting down things for later. Journals actually have a lot of uses, when I consider them...

"I mean... yeah, maybe...?" Piece tilts her head, not really sure. "I dunno why she'd wanna hide it from you, though... Hey, maybe Junko-sama doesn't trust you as much as I thought!"

"...That, or knowing what the plans are could hurt me... or something regarding me, more like." I bring up a different possibility, snapping my fingers a few times to try and get some ideas... "She did tell me that she wanted my safety to be her highest priority, or something along those lines..."

"Hmm..." My fairy... 'friend' pushes a finger to her forehead, really giving it some thought. Even though I said I want to be friends, I'm... not that sure if she actually is my friend. Acquaintances, sure, but I don't know about friends. "...I got nothing..."

Oh. Unfortunate. Hey, hang on... "Maybe we could ask Hecatia why? Like, aside from it being plans between them, I want a reason why they can't just give me a vague idea of what their plans are..."

"Oh, oh, great idea, Ji-kun!" Piece beams. "Hecatia-sama'd probably be willing to do that... I think!"

You think.

"Well, I try, what can I say?" I shrug at the feedback for the idea, gaining a smill grin myself. "Where's your torch, anyway?"

"Uh... My torch?" She blinks at me, before searching her pockets. "I dunno, actuall-. Oh, wait, here it is!" 

Pulling that torch out from behind her, she waves it around in the air. The flame's like... a purplish-red. It makes me feel weird to look at still, and more importantly, where... was she keeping that, exactly? S-. Should I even ask...?

Actually, no, what I should be asking is... "Why does the flame of that feel so... weird to look at?"

"Huh? Oh, it drives people insane!" She casually states. Oh, gee, no wonder it feels odd. The sensation I get from looking into it is... like a calming one, yet at the same time, it makes me feel extremely invigorated and energetic. That's how strange it feels.

Also-. Wait, insane? I immediately pry my eyes from it, finding decent success in doing so. "O-Okay, that's... good to know for the future...! M-Maybe... Maybe keep it away when you're around me, Piece-kun?"

"Right, yeah, that..." She puts it away, making a surprisingly neutral face of... what exactly is that? Displeasure? I think it's displeasure. "I mean, it'd be a fun experience for you, but... mgh..." 

"...Being insane isn't 'fun'." I shake my head. "...More importantly, we were going to ask Hecatia about what that conversation was about plans roughly, and why they didn't vaguely say what they were to me or you."

"O-Oh, right, Hecatia-sama'd get mad if you were driven insane, I'm pretty sure..." Piece somehow just came to that revelation, too. How did she not do that initially? 

Regardless, I begin walking off in search of Hecatia, with Piece following behind me...

 


 

That... took considerably longer than it should've. Then again, the only areas I'm really familiar with here are my bedroom and the teahouse. Well-. The garden, too, yes, that's there, but I have to pass through that to get to the teahouse.

Also, allow me to put one thing into perspective. There's around fifteen different structures here. With different purposes. There's an entire building just dedicated to laundry, for some reason. Not asking why, but it's there. We did find the library, eventually.

"I didn't know Junko-sama had all this stuff..." Piece seems as surprised as I am. Other notable stuff was that one place was dedicated to gardening, but the tools and stuff in there don't look like they've been used for a while... Same goes for one area that had like... brooms, and other old cleaning utensils. Like the gardening equipment, they also didn't look well-used. I don't think Junko needs to bother with tools, when I think about it, especially regarding cleaning. She could probably just purify dust out of existence...

"...I didn't either." I give it some thought. "Just goes to show how big her home really is, though..." Could this place be considered a manor? I'd say definitely.

I saw a pretty homely living space, too. Like, just for general chilling out. There was um... I'm pretty sure they're called a kotatsu. There was one of those in there, alongside a few chairs. Other places were like... a kitchen, that's a given, but there were two, maybe three I think, of these buildings that I couldn't get into, because they were locked. Which is strange, because why would they be locked? Unless there's something private in there, I uh... I find it pretty strange.

...Hmm... How many have I mentioned now...? That's twelve, I think... out of the fifteen or so I noticed, anyway. The other three, if I recall, were like... Okay, one had cotton and fabrics inside, as well as a lot of sewing needles and dyes. Pretty sure Junko might do some sewing in there. Then again, the things in there don't look like they've been touched for a while... or used, more like, since they were free of dust.

"Yeah..." Piece flies in front of me, eyeing some of the books. "It's kinda big, actually. Bigger than I remember..."

"It's bigger than I expected." I admit, grinning. I know there was one area dedicated to bathing, that's a given for a home. There was also a hall-like space that looked... extremely traditional. There were odd, aged items scattered throughout it on pedestals. They looked like they'd been cleaned really recently, but I might want to go back to that space at some point. It was also lit by candles that gave off a pleasant scent, so, scented candles obviously. If my memory serves correctly, which it should since we were just in there, there were a bunch of candles gathered and lit in front of this stone structure. Which I think might be a shrine of some kind.

Shrine as in... not the Japanese kind, with the shrine maidens, but like a small stone shrine. That's what I mean by shrine. Makes me wonder what it's for, but maybe that's a question to ask Junko later...

"...I'm pretty sure at least three of um... three of those places weren't here, when I last came by with Hecatia-sama..." Piece glances back at me. Really?

"Which ones?" I raise a brow, interested.

"Uhh... Two of the locked ones were new. I don't think I ever saw the laundry place before though..." Rubbing her chin, she gives it some thought.

Meanwhile, I decide to ask another question. "...How long has it been since you last, you know, came here?"

"That's... hmm..." She furrows her brows. "A few months? I dunno, time goes by pretty quick sometimes, I think..."

A few months... Yeah, that'd make sense. "Maybe she was doing those parts of the buildings up when you came with... uh... actually, what is your relationship with Hecatia, anyway?" Me nearly mentioning Hecatia then actually reminded me... Didn't Junko mention something along the lines of Clownpiece being Hecatia's favourite, or something?

I-. Oh. Oh... I just remembered. She actually warned me about Piece's torch. How the hell did I forget that...?

"Huh? Oh! She's my master!" She cheerily grins, which is a clear sign she's getting used to me being around now... which is strange, since we've only been hanging out for around half an hour so far. Then again, she seems very... childish. Playful, maybe. Is it because she's a fairy, or something...?

I mean, regardless of that, she's not actively hostile towards me anymore. Which is good.

"Master, eh?" I rub my chin, taking a look at some of the books. They're... in varying languages. I swear I can see Russian for some reason. Why Russian?

Then again, I saw one or two in English, among a few in Japanese and Chinese. It's a hodgepodge of languages, a cacaphony of... culture, if you want to call it that, which I am.

"Yeah!" Oh, right, I forgot I responded to Piece momentarily, there. "So show her a little respect!"

"I'm showing her respect regardless." I pocket my hands. "She's the goddess of Hell, for one. That, and she's a friend of Junko's."

"Fair..." Her eyes also drift to the books. "I dunno what half of these say, the ones that aren't in Japanese, or Greek, that is..." Why Greek? I-. Wait, no, Hecatia's got a Greek origin, being Hecate. It'd make sense for Piece to know it, too.

"I can only understand the ones in Japanese and English." I scratch my cheek, then pull out a book in... what language even is this? It's just... a mess of lines... "...I think these're moonrunes or something."

"Moonrunes're stupid!" She sticks her tongue out at the book as I put it back, then grab a nearby one in Japanese titled 'The Gensokyo Chronicle - Ninth Edition'... authored by someone called 'Hieda no Akyuu'. It's... pretty hefty, actually...

"...What's this one...?" I briefly open it to have a quick look through. Some reading of the pages tells me... ah, it looks like it's a whole bunch of information about Gensokyo, mostly on youkai and stuff... "...Oh, this... Hmm. Junko won't mind if I borrow this, right...?"

"Huh?" Piece watches me put the book away in my bag. "I mean, yeah, Hecatia-sama takes some out sometimes, 'cause Junko-sama has books up here that she can't get in Hell..."

"Oh, then it's fine. Good." The chronicle seemed to list a bunch of names, too, but it seemed to spiral off and monologue at times. Most likely that Akyuu person's doing, given how they authored the book. Well-. I say 'seemed to', since I only briefly looked through it, just to see what it was about. Its contents'd be useful for me to just... have on hand, though. Might let me scan through it if I need to know something about... well, someone, right? I wonder if there're more books like this...?

After all, as some people'd say, information is power, isn't it? Knowing stuff like the back of your hand's how you survive what seems to be certain death...

...Actually, no, that's... a weird example to use. Knowing stuff extremely well is how you prevent horrible accidents from happening. Yeah, that's more like it... Knowledge prevents incidents.

Trish may be smarter than I am in some areas, like fighting or just getting tougher, but I'm smarter than she is in terms of planning and general learning. Actually, all Trish cares about is being menacing at any given moment, but I think she just doesn't like talking to people very often, unless it's necessary. Me and Kolar are an exclusion, of course, but I think she's willing to come out of her shell a little bit as of late, because... well, ending up in Gensokyo, willingly talking to Mokou...

When I consider it, Trish seems to get along with Mokou a fair bit. There's some synergy between them when I try and recall how they talked to each other that one time in Eientei... after Trish got stabbed by a wild youkai. Didn't Keine say something about Mokou too...? Maybe Keine'd be willing to talk about Mokou, if I get the chance to ask her. Junko's also familiar with the white-haired immortal, too.

...Still can't get over the fact Trish somehow befriended an immortal, but then again, Kolar caught the interest of a vampire. Meanwhile, over here, I uh... I have the interests of several people focused on me. Yuuka's a glaringly obvious one, but Junko is too, as well as Doremy, if she really wants to keep visiting me when I'm dreaming sometimes.

A-Ahah... On the note of monologues, from that Gensokyo Chronicle, I just internally monologued. How ironic. Guess monologuing's just a thing people do sometimes, myself included... not that I've done it particularly often. Kolar's more of the monologue guy if anything. Guy's always ranting about stuff at school and stuff, and how his parents are-... Were encouraging to get him a job as soon as he graduated second year. 

...Oh, right, Kolar's a second year high school student. Some people actually think he's a third year, but he's just a second year. Funny how the schooling system works in different countries, sometimes... He's seventeen, so he's nearly an adult. Hence his parents encouraging him to get a job. Meanwhile, I'm eighteen, and Trish is... well, believe it or not, she's nineteen. She's not too far from me in terms of age, and it's a funny misconception a lot of people have. Guess that's the deceiving height at play, eh?

...By that, I mean Trish is way taller than I am. She's about... nine feet? Yeah, she's tall. I'm around seven feet, Kolar's just shy of six. So not only is she incredibly intimidating, she's also tall! And-. Oh, wait, I'm monologuing again. Damn, I... really like to do that, don't I? Then again, a lot's going through my head right now. I'm still trying to adjust to Gensokyo and Senkai. Guess you can call that jet lag, or whatever.

Moving on... Hecatia. We're uh... still walking around the library. It's actually decently sized, being pretty long and open... but not too big. It doesn't feel like a maze, at least. A maze of... books. Upon books.

The moment I turn a corner-.

Thud! A-Ah-.

...Thud. I fall to the ground...

Ow...! What did I just walk into...?!

"Uh... oops. That's me not watching where I'm going..." Hecatia's voice followed by a sigh is the first thing I hear. I-... Did I walk into her and then bang my head...? What did I even bang my head on...?! "...You okay down there?"

"Ngh..." I pick myself up from the floor, shaking my head, still dazed. "Other than feeling like I just walked into a brick wall, yeah, I'm fine..."

"Alright, that's good. Means Junko doesn't have a reason to hurt me later." She jokes, brushing my shoulders off. "Still, that's my bad. Why're you in here, anyway? The both of you, that is."

"We-... We came here to see you, actually..." I rub the side of my head as I adjust my hat, still aching from walking into Hecatia then just... falling over. It... was her I walked into right? If so, then what's she made of?! Bricks?! Steel?! I-. Wait, she's a god, why the hell am I asking that? Of course she's going to be ridiculously durable.

"Oh, really? What do you need?" She grins, putting her hands on her side. I notice the fact there's just a book floating beside her. Do not question that, do not question that...

"W-Well, um..." Piece looks slightly awkward about asking. 

Alright, might as well be blunt. "...I was just wondering why exactly you didn't want me or Piece-kun getting even a vague idea of what those plans were between you and Junko..."

"Pfft-. Piece-kun?" She nearly gets a laugh out of how I referred to Piece, before shrugging. "Ah... That's not important. Why you and Piece couldn't be let in, huh? That's it? Well... I'm imagining Junko doesn't want you knowing because it's dangerous for you to know exactly what it is, Rajime."

I knew it. "...She would probably elaborate if it wasn't, then..."

"Mmm... Maybe. I mean, I know her pretty well, and she still probably wouldn't outright tell you what it is we're planning." Hecatia shrugs. Really...?

"What about me...?!" Piece pouts, since Hecatia hasn't explained why she couldn't know just yet.

"Getting to it, Piece." The god sighs. "I mean, originally, these plans didn't really factor him into the equation." She gestures to me for a moment, before continuing. "But now they do. So I kinda need you to not be against him, Piece, okay?"

"I-... Ohh..." Surprisingly, that's easy to understand for her. 

Wait, hold on... "...I'm pretty sure Junko said these plans don't concern me. She even promised." I raise a brow. "Did something change...?"

"Oh, uh... did she not mention it? Huh, weird..." Hecatia furrows her brows, before dismissing the thought with a head shake. "But, yeah, what me and Junko have in mind actually does concern you, somewhat." Please be certain about this. "Like... nothing should happen to you, if everything goes right, but still, you're something to factor in now, nothing'll probably change that for a really long time, either."

A-. A really long time. "...How long?"

"A~h... Few years? Decades?" Hecatia wobbles her hand back and forth. I-. What do you mean decades...?! "Actually, maybe a lot longer, I'm not that sure..."

You know what. "...Okay, sure. Decades. Centuries, even." I deadpan. "If I ask, you're just not gonna tell me regardless. Neither will Junko. So I'm just not gonna bother with asking."

"Great! I knew you'd understand!" She claps her hands together. "I mean, when you die, you can just hang out in Hell with me as a ghost. Not that it... uh.. Not that it's happening anytime soon, obviously, but... y'know, when it does happen."

I'd rather not dying at all, Hecatia. I'm pretty sure Junko shares that sentiment, too...

I know it sounds selfish of me, but if that Mokou girl's actually immortal, then... who's to say I can't become one? I-... Wait, no, I just realised how much of an impact that'd have on my psyche... Is that really worth it to just... not die? Like, at all?

...Maybe not. Hrmm...

"A~h... Moving on!" She snaps her fingers, pointing at me. "Junko probably told you that your whole uh... bizarre potential's interesting to me, right?"

...Huh...? "Yeah, she did. She told me you came here to look into that...?" I tilt my head. 

"Well I had some luck!" The book that was just... floating beside her abruptly flies towards me, making me flinch before it suddenly stops mid-air, flipping itself open. I thought she was going to throw that book at me, then... "Take a look!"

I look down at the page it's open to, which is in Japanese thankfully. Piece also peeks over my shoulder to get a look...

"The potential of a human varies. Sometimes it can be incredibly poor, other times... it can even break gods. Though, a human with extremely high potential is incredibly rare, but is not something to be ignored. Chances of them existing are slim, but still high. A notable example of this are the Hakurei shrine maidens, both past and present." It reads, but there's still some more... "...However, there are hazy records of humans with even higher potential than that of the Hakurei. Worn records state that these humans can create bizarre essences of elements if pushed to the absolute limit... or they can destroy them. Or, in fact, they may even be able to balance these essences, though there's only one record of this happening, and even then, it's incomplete."

...What... the hell...?

"...That create part sounds a lot like you, doesn't it?" Hecatia closes the book in front of me. I'm just... stunned... 'Create bizarre essences of elements'...?

That... actually does sound... somewhat true, I think. That shockwave, or wind blast I should say, that electrical spark that nearly zapped Yuuka that one time... The fact it made her, a supposedly powerful youkai, hesitate...

"Uh... Rajime?" She raises a brow, waving a hand in front of my face. I-. O-Oh, right, I probably look like I'm spacing out... "There you are! So, yeah, sounds like you, doesn't it? Don't worry, Junko told me exactly what the weird things you've done are."

"Creation..." I blink, furrowing my brows as I rub my chin. Essences... Creation... Just feels so familiar, those two words being paired together... not that I know why. It's lost on me. "What... did it mean by worn records?"

"Those records're rea~lly old." Hecatia holds the book in her hand this time. "Like... a thousand years old, maybe older. Way back in the day, before Gensokyo had all that barrier nonsense. I mean, I know what this book said is reliable, it was written by a disciple of one certain 'Hieropha'."

"Wait, Hieropha as in...?!" Piece's brows raise as her eyes light up.

"Yeah, the very same lorekeeper and former ruler that used to live in Hell. She kinda... disappeared one day, though. Dunno where she went, she never told me." Hecatia gives it a bit of thought. "I don't know where the disciple that made this book went either, when I think about it. They all just kinda disappeared... but I guess they were kinda frowned upon for their ideals."

"Wait, wait, I feel like I'm missing something here..." I furrow my brows. "Who wrote that book?"

"A human, funnily enough." I-... A human? "Aikido Tsumugi, that's her name. I'm kinda familiar with her... but she can't actually die. Not outright immortal, though." Hecatia elaborates into the author of the book. "Apparently she lives so long as light and darkness exists somewhere, so she can't really go anywhere without both. Always lurked in the shadows, she did."

"I... How? If she's a human, then... wouldn't she die of old age eventually?" I furrow my brows. 

"Originally, yeah, she would have. But Hieropha took an interest in her and... well, yeah, now she sorta lives in the shadows forever." Hecatia nods. I-. Oh. "You're... probably wondering who Hieropha is, too. Well-."

"Hieropha was a super cool lady who originally ruled over Hell before Hecatia-sama did!" Piece abruptly butts in. This 'Hieropha' was Hell's former ruler, then...? 

"...Yeah, what she said." The god grins at the fairy's abrupt words. "After I came in, she settled for keeping records on Hell, Gensokyo, and the universe itself. You see these here?" She taps that Moon orb, then the Earth, then that... red orb thing in her hat. I nod along...? "Imagine these, but like, in the thousands. Maybe millions."

I-. Oh, hell, that's... wow. "That many...?"

"Mhm. Before she showed up in Hell, she was originally wandering space for something. I'm not sure if she's even from this galaxy, actually. Somewhere in the universe, sure, but definitely not the galaxy Earth is in. Apparently they're all planets she's seen and recorded the history of. Her ability allows her to immediately ascertain the history of anything, but it's not her only one." Hecatia raises a finger, closing her eyes momentarily to take a deep breath, before reopening them and sighing. "She originally had five, but she split those off to four disciples. Aikido's one of them, being the Disciple of Shadow. There're three others, but I'm not that familiar with them. You've got the Disciple of Surprise, real wild card apparently. After that, you've got the Disciple of Time. Pretty sagely guy, kinda chill too from what I've heard. And then you've got the strongest of the four, the Disciple of Deception. Nobody knows who they are. I don't even know anything about them, Hieropha only had vague ideas of who they actually were, too."

Four disciples...? "And... judging from what their disciples of, that makes finding out what those other four abilities were pretty obvious, I think..."

"Yeah, it's really obvious. Hieropha could originally mess around with time however she pleased. She could surprise anyone, make them fail to expect the unexpected no matter how hard they tried. In fact, she could even lie to their face and they'd believe her. Light and darkness was also kinda her playground, too. She could use both however she wanted, whenever and wherever too." Hecatia summarises. Not... something I expected to hear today. "Hieropha's really old, though. I wouldn't be surprised if her age's done her in."

"But she's really nice to people!" Piece raises her hands in the air, doing a little leap. "She's super nice to all the other fairies in Hell, but she's kind to both demons, youkai, AND humans! Even though I don't get why she's kind to the last ones..." 

"Hieropha was just a very accepting and welcoming person. After all, it takes a lot to just enter her home, let alone meet her." Hecatia shrugs.

"...What do you mean by 'it takes a lot'?" I tilt my head in wonder.

"To start, there's like, a bunch of puzzles to begin with. You've also gotta prove your strength, too. It's what I did when I first went to meet her. Best part is though, she automatically lets you through after you've done all the trials and what have you. Well-. It's not exactly her that does it, but it's extensions of her will." Looking to the side, Hecatia grins. "Hey, Rajime, are you familiar with robots?"

I-. Robots. "...I'm familiar with them in theory and in practice, why...?"

"Hieropha has a lot of robots in her home. Well-. They're sorta robots, but they're built to cater to her and her guests' needs. Sort of like a safety policy. They pack a punch, though." Hecatia looks back at me, looking more neutral. "They're called Altercators. And... I'm pretty sure she did make one that's entirely sentient. Hell if I know what happened to it though, she never told me anything about it after a while, even when I specifically asked about it, which was weird. Maybe it got too sentient."

"Why're you telling me all of this, anyway, Hecatia?" I mean, it is interesting, don't get me wrong, but... why? What's the reason?

"If that sunflower lady doesn't work out for you, then I can try and find Hieropha. She'd definitely be able to show you how to harness that potential. After all, she's the one who recorded humans being able to use that potential as magic." Hecatia grins. I-... Ah, that makes more sense, I guess. "Bu~t it might take some time if I have to. I don't know where she is. She just... disappeared one day. She and her home disappeared."

"Yeah, I kinda miss her..." Piece frowns, looking down. Guess this Hieropha was someone she looked up to, then...

"Also... Hey, hang on, I don't know if you've seen this yet, or if Junko's told you about this." ...What's Hecatia getting at now? She removes that red orb thing from her hat, then... moves the Earth orb into it-.

I-. Oh. Oh, okay. That's... wow. She just changed hair and eye colour by doing that. She also looks a lot more serene, too... More natural. I don't know why...

...

"...What?" I just stare at her in confusion. I-. Whah? She looks entirely different now...! 

"I just changed body." She's... a lot softer with her voice now. Sounds more caring and calmer than before. Also-. Changed her body?! "...The Moon, Earth, and the Otherworld as represented by the red orb there, all represent my different bodies. At first, I was the same entity, a mixture of all three, though Hieropha changed that. She gave me control to switch between the three, to avoid confusion..."

"R-Right, yeah, okay..." I'm still baffled on the premise that she can just... change bodies apparently. Did her personality change, too...? Her voice is far more comforting now, if I'm being honest. "...How long did this Hieropha rule over Hell, exactly...?"

"That's... actually a question I can't answer." Hecatia frowns. She doesn't know...? "If I had to guess, perhaps for several millennia."

Millennium... that's a thousand years, I know that. Sheesh, this Hieropha's that old...?

"But, as for how she came to rule Hell, I know the answer to that. She had the previous ruler killed and took his place. Hieropha actually ushered in Hell's golden age, so to speak. Instead of punishing people for sins, she opted for reforming them instead, whilst giving them freedom to do as they pleased. Lenient, but not too lenient. Hell's gotten a lot better over the years, believe me, I would know." Hecatia gives Clownpiece a brief glance, then back at me. "...You could come visit sometime, if you desire. You don't have to die to actually go to Hell as a human, you know. I can take you there, or if you're daring enough, you could cross the Sanzu River."

Visiting Hell... You know, I never thought there'd be a day where I'd even think of such a thing. I've never done anything genuinely wrong in my life, honestly, so it just feels weird to be thinking about heading there.

Now... it could be dangerous. Demons and stuff, y'know, that's typically what's in a Hell, right? Lava, spikes, etcetera... But, if I'm under Hecatia's protection, then I don't think I'd have anything to worry about. Because she's Hell's current ruler, as its goddess. 

Still, I'm curious as to who this Hieropha lady really was... She sounds... interesting, if she was Hell's ruler before Hecatia. Actually, that brings up a question... "How'd you come to rule Hell, anyway...?"

"Huh? Oh, Hieropha just passed the mantle onto me when she figured I was ready. She knew her time as Hell's ruler was limited, so... she passed it onto the person she trusted the most, that wasn't one of her four disciples. Besides, they all went into hiding just some time before I was instated as Hell's goddess." Hecatia explains into the matter. So Hieropha passed the role onto her...? "After I became ruler, Hieropha settled for recording the history of not just Hell, but the Earth, Heaven, Moon, and even Gensokyo eventually. She knew about Gensokyo well before the barrier was put in place. A long, long time before that, as a matter of fact."

"I see..." I bring a finger to my lips. The topic's definitely interesting... "So Hell's more of a rehabilitation centre nowadays...?"

"Mhm." She nods. "I want to keep her legacy going, after all. She started it, I'm just continuing the process. I'd argue she was Hell's greatest... I'm honestly torn between saying queen and empress, but that's even including myself."

"Wow... I didn't know you looked up to Hieropha like that, Hecatia-sama..." Piece seems... surprised. 

She turns to her fairy, smiling. "Hieropha did many great things for Hell, Piece. It's clear why I look up to her the way I do. She truly made everyone in there free to do as they please, whilst keeping Hell's original purpose in mind. Even some of the yama miss her sometimes, I'm pretty sure."

"You keep addressing her as Hieropha..." I have another question to ask. "Do... you actually know her full name?"

Hecatia turns to me with a relatively neutral smile. "Her full name is Lubrae Hieropha. I'm sorry, I merely forgot to properly introduce her. I suppose talking about her just made me reminisce on the days she was in power... Rather pleasant ones, those were. Hell knew peace, whilst retaining its normally chaotic nature."

"...Lubrae-san, then." I nod. "I'd ask if it'd be possible for me to meet her, at all, but... you don't know where she went, as you said."

"I'm imagining she can't have gone too far from Hell. She's most likely still compiling the history of everything in the universe. Her records date back to well before humans even evolved." Hecatia tilts her head to the side. "I can attempt to look for her, if you want. The moment I find her, I'll let you know, okay? In the meanwhile, do you remember our agreement?"

Oh, right, the agreement... Those cards... "Yeah, gather all of the cards I can and give them to you later, right?"

"That's the ticket." She gives me a more pleased smile, briefly taking my hat off to ruffle my hair in such a quick and fluid motion that I can't even react, before placing my hat back on. Wh-. How the hell did she just-. "Good boy."

...Okay, that was weird. I notice Piece grinning. "...Don't you talk of this ever."

"Wha~t? That happens to me all the time!" She keeps grinning. I-... Ha~h...

"Still, don't." I deadpan.

"Ah... that might actually happen a lot, depending on who you hang around." Hecatia comments, keeping her smile. Really... Mmh. It feels weird to have my hair ruffled. I'm a grown adult.

That aside... "...What time is it, actually...?" Because Junko said she'd take me to see Yuuka at noon, I... don't actually know what time it is right now.

"Hm? Few minutes before midday, why? Going somewhere" Hecatia raises a brow.

"...Noon's when Junko'll take me to see Yuuka." I raise a brow back. Did... she forget that I was planning on seeing Yuuka today? No, she can't have...

"O~h. I thought that would've been... y'know, later on in the day. Ah... nevermind." She shakes her head a few times. Why would you think it'd be later in the day...? Earlier the better, as I like to say.

Actually, speaking of Junko, where exactly is she, anyway? I'm imagining she's probably looking around for me by now...

"You're probably gonna be needing this, too." Hecatia suddenly produces an... album. Where was she keeping that? Like Clownpiece, I... don't genuinely see any pockets on her. Actually, now that I think about it, Junko doesn't have any pockets either, when I try and recall how she's dressed. Which must be horribly inefficient. Pockets're too useful not to have, y'know?

I flip it open and notice that there's actually a lot of pages and spaces for cards. As for the design of this album itself, it's plain leather for the cover and normal paper on the inside. You could fit about... four cards per page, I think. Might be three, depending on where they're placed...

Not that I've held a card and... you know, seen it up close. Best I've seen was that card Piece had, the one of that... red moon.

"The cards'll stick on the moment you place them down. It's a funny enchantment I put on it. Like, they'll stick and not move around loosely, but you can remove them easily." Hecatia explains as to how it works. There's an enchantment for that?

"Right..." I close the currently empty album, then notice that there's a pretty detailed drawing of Hecatia on the front. Guess that's obvious enough for who it belongs to... and one hell of a reminder, too.

...It's actually pretty funny that I use 'hell' sometimes when referring to things. Since, you know, Hecatia's right there in front of me. But, honestly, the weirder part is... why I just feel so neutral about all of this. Under normal circumstances, someone would most definitely be flipping their... uh... sss~stuff...? Yeah, stuff, that's the word I want to use...

...

I don't like swearing in general, honestly, that's why. Trish let's loose a whole torrent of them on a bad day. Seriously, she's like a printer, but if you gave it a souped up... everything. F-bombs, s-bombs, the whole nine yards. On a good day, she'll say like, five at most, sometimes none. Actually, it's rare for her to not curse, if anything... Tends to avoid letting loose the grand flooding of swears when I'm in the room, because she wants to be a good sister. She also avoids saying them in front of Kolar, since he's still in high school. Even though I bet he's been exposed to them constantly, classmates or otherwise. People like swearing for the sake of swearing, sometimes.

"So is that all you came here to see me for? Because, like, I've gotta let Junko know about this too." Hecatia gestures to the book that's in her hand, currently. The one on potential by that 'Aikido' person she briefly mentioned.

Actually, talking of Aikido... "You... implied that you knew this Aikidio person, not just Lubrae-san, too."

"Hieropha'd probably tell you to just call her Lubrae, or Hieropha, or something like that. No need to use the honorifics." Hecatia shakes her head. Ah, is that so...? "I mean, I'd know."

"Right... but still, Aikido?" I tilt my head.

"Aikido, even though she was a human before, during, and after... whatever it was Hieropha put her through, she still hung out in Hell a bunch. Surprisingly, she got along with a bunch of the demons and souls, and what have you. Then again, it's hard to oppose a disciple of Hieropha's." Hecatia's eyes trail to the side, onto a bookshelf. "I'm pretty sure Junko has all of the books Aikido ever authored, namely because I recommended them to her."

"Aikido's an author, then...? How many books did she make?" I raise my brow.

"A bunch! Like, a bunch kind of bunch!" Very descriptive, Piece. Thank you for that information, I understood all of it.

"Well, if we're being specific, Aikido wrote around eighty or something before vanishing. Weird part is, they're all decently long." Hecatia gives me the exact number of books Aikido wrote... "Well-known author among Hell and the Earth. Pretty well-liked one, at that, though all of her books're old."

"...How long ago did she write them? When did her latest one come out?" I press for more details. I want a rough idea...

"Gee, real eager for info, aren't you?" She jokes, chuckling. "I can answer that. Last one was published around~... I want to say three hundred years ago? Maybe four?"

Four hundred years... Yeesh.

"Then again, she disappeared from Hell just sometime after I came into power, which was around the same time that last book of hers came out. Hell was pretty dark, honestly, so she could exist just about anywhere. As for why it was so dark? Well, it's because a few of the suns we had down there were... shot down a rea~l long time ago, whilst Hieropha was in power." Hecatia scowls very briefly when talking about Hell's suns, before regaining her more serene look. Whoa, she seemed... angry.

Um... judging from how she talked about that, maybe I should keep asking about Aikido. "What kind of books did Aikido publish, anyway?"

"To be honest, she published so many different topics and categories that I lost track. Some of her books're like, basic living guides for humans. Some others were these extremely complicated puzzles and riddles, even I had trouble figuring them out sometimes. She was good at writing, probably the best at it, actually." Hecatia considers, humming very briefly, before focusing on me properly. "But her more popular books were ones delving into potential and cognition. One, because nobody else would bother doing it, and two, because it helped people to better understand each other, including Aikido herself. She studied a lot of the souls in Hell, how they responded to certain things whilst being rehabilitated. Those were probably her biggest hits."

"Ah... So she wrote a mixed bag of topics, then?" I gathered that much when I heard 'basic living guides', immediately followed by 'extremely complicated puzzles', and then hearing that her most popular books were ones on 'potential and cognition', the latter being the selling point.

...Namely because who in their right mind would write books on psychology around four hundred years ago?!

"Mh~m, that she did. So is that it, then? No more questions?" She asks. I... don't particularly have anymore, if I'm being honest, so I shake my head. "Alright! Also, it's noon, and-."

Junko suddenly walks in, then right up to me. "...I would've expected you to be in the garden waiting, not here."

"Well, I guess I just... lost track of the time." I admit, looking to the side sheepishly. That whole talk was interesting... and maybe I did get too invested in it. That's another two names to tack onto the list of 'people who have been mentioned but not yet met'... How many're on there now, like... nine? Nine people? The only ones I can think of're like... Seiga, namely because she was here last night and I wouldn't have even noticed if Doremy didn't point her out, uh... Komachi, Yukari, Ran, Chen, because Doremy brought them up... This Reimu person, who Junko actively mentioned, like, twice I think, u~hhh... Remilia, since she's been mentioned a whole bunch by not only Kolar, but a few others... and now Lubrae and Aikido.

...

I have an odd feeling that this list will only increase as time goes on, and I don't like that particular feeling. I-. Wait, no, ten. There's also that Hieda no Akyuu person who authored that Gensokyo Chronicle book I have on me right now... I think her first name's Akyuu, since the 'no' means of, so... Akyuu of Hieda? I think that's how it goes when translated to English... or Akyuu Hieda.

...Japanese naming conventions are particularly strange.

"Yeah, we were just having a particularly nice chat about things. His potential, for one, but then it sort of spiralled off into talking about Hieropha and Aikido. You know who those two are, right?" Hecatia at least backs me up on that...

"...Ah. Yes, those two I'm aware of. Hieropha was the ruler of Hell before you were, I know this much." Junko nods in understanding. "Still having issues locating her?"

"Mmm~..." Hecatia nods, now frowning. "I've been trying to find her for like, what, just shy of a hundred years now? It's gonna be the hundredth anniversary of me starting the search for her, now. We're on the ninety-ninth year since then."

...A hundred years? "Didn't you say you took over from Lubrae about four hundred years ago...?"

"Actually, that is true. Why did you not start searching for her until recently, Hecatia?" Junko has her brow raised.

"A-Ahah, well..." She begins grinning, scratching the back of her head. "...I kinda forgot to. I was just incredibly busy with making sure everything in Hell ran smoothly, you know? I was preoccupied and distracted, never really got the chance until recently."

...I guess it would take a fair bit of time and effort to efficiently take care of Hell... since, you know, it's Hell.

Hecatia seems to notice my understanding, anyway. "See? You get it."

"I suppose I did distract you with my own agenda, too..." Junko closes her eyes, sighing. "You were talking of Tsumugi also?"

"Mhm." I nod. "Her books are um..."

"Unique? Yes, they delve into... considerably noteworthy topics, no matter how minor. She always did make her books affordable for anyone, honestly, sometimes even giving them away for free..." Junko closes her eyes. "...She was quite a contrast to the rest of Hell's society."

"That she was, being a human among, like, devils, lampads, and everything else." Hecatia places one hand on her hip. "Then again, I've not seen her in a few centuries time. Either she fled with Hieropha, o~r..."

"...She's somewhere else entirely, presumably in Gensokyo. There's not an incredibly high chance she'd be outside of the barrier, as she wouldn't have been able to use her magic of manipulating light and darkness otherwise..." Junko finishes for her, thinking.

"What makes you so certain about that...?" I tilt my head. "She could still be in Hell, right?"

"That... is rather true, actually." She at least considers that option... "...Although, it's rather unlikely. I'm sure Hecatia would have noticed."

"I probably would've, unless if she's hiding really well. Then again, there's always lampads running about on the streets of Hell. Even then, Aikido could quite literally be anywhere, as long as there's shadows for her to slip in and out of. This also includes places, like, Makai. And the Moon." Hecatia lists two examples, one of which I've never heard of, and...

"...T-. The Moon." I echo. How the hell would she get to the Moon?

"...I genuinely hope she didn't go to the latter." Junko seems moderately more sour upon mentions of the Moon. Why...? "Namely because humans need to breathe to live, correct? And, the last I had checked, humans cannot breathe on the lunar surface."

"Yea~h, that's true, I guess." Hecatia considers it... I mean, that's just... whoever thinks she'd actually be on the Moon is stupid. Like, no, seriously, Aikido's still a human, apparently, she wouldn't be able to survive... you know, on there. It's outlandish, mate.

Also... "What's Makai, exactly...? Not somewhere I've heard of before..." I scratch my chin. 

"It's like Hell, but not really." Hecatia, that's... incredibly vague. "Okay, uh... imagine Hell, but not as an afterlife or anything. That's genuinely what Makai is. There's demons and strong youkai there."

Oh. That makes... somewhat more sense?

"...Although, if you're hoping to go there, uh... don't." She warns me outright to not go there. "Don't get me wrong, some humans live there, but it's like... really harsh and rough. There's a toxic miasma in the air over there, too, so you probably won't even last a few seconds without proper preparation or protection. Then again, there's a whole bunch of items there that you can't really get anywhere else."

"...I see..." I give it some thought. "Would... it be possible for Aikido to be there, then...? You did say 'some humans live there', didn't you?"

"Nope!" Piece abruptly speaks up...? Hecatia turns to raise a brow at her, as do Junko and myself. "I-I mean, I talked to Aiki-san a few times, and she said she never wanted to ever set foot in there...!"

"...You remember her saying such a thing?" Junko seems moderately surprised, though I do see Piece rapidly nodding. "The memories of fairies astounds me, sometimes..."

"Though, I guess that does rule out Makai, then. She probably is in Gensokyo, somewhere, since that's the best lead we've - or I've, really, since I'm the one looking - got." Hecatia grins. That's fair... "I'm probably imagining she'd be around that Youkai Mountain place, or something. Maybe somewhere near the peak?"

"That high up?" Junko raises a brow further. "On that mountain, no less? What of the tengu and Moriya?"

There's a mention of the Moriya again... but tengu?

"They probably won't even notice she's lurking around up there, if we're being honest." Hecatia shakes her head, holding a finger up. "Aikido's always in the shadows, so it'd be really hard to notice her, as far as Earth gods go. I don't have any troubles with seeing her, but I know for a fact some others do."

"The Moriya..." I furrow my brows. "I've heard of them before, when Junko took me to the village once. Two gods, and... a shrine maiden, right?"

"Right you are." Hecatia confirms with a nod. "...Though, their maiden insulted my fashion sense once." I-. Pfft-. Whah? That was abrupt...

"She did, in fact, do that. On an unrelated note, though, I had managed to find a blank journal you could use, Rajime." Junko suddenly announces, pulling out a diary... Wait, what? When did she...? "...That is what I had spent the hour searching around for." Ah. "Although, I'm not too sure how it exactly got here. I don't ever recall purchasing a journal before, or being given one..."

...Okay, spooky spontaneously appearing journal, then. "Really?" I tilt my head. "You're... sure about that?"

"...My certainty regarding this is equal to the sharpness of my memory and knowledge." Junko gives me a more neutral stare. "I'm frankly puzzled as to how it showed up, as it's entirely blank, though there was a note and an odd pen with it. All it said was 'you're welcome' in Japanese. Nothing else of note regarding it... though I feel as if the penmanship is familiar."

"Familiar, huh?" Hecatia seems to give it some thought too, before shrugging. "Well, I don't know who'd just randomly give you a convenient journal to use. So what do you mean by 'odd pen'?"

"It's styled like the ones I'd usually find my precious Reisen-chan using in Eientei." Junko calmly states. I-. 'My precious Reisen-chan'? What the hell...? Why'd she talk about Reisen like that? Does... she respect her, or something? I mean, if so, that's a pretty roundabout way of saying it...

...Also, I just remembered, she addressed Reisen normally when she was, you know, in the room with Junko. But now she isn't.

"Still interested in her, eh?" Hecatia grins. "Y'know, you've got several interests right now, when I think about it. Two major ones only really come to mind though..."

...As she says this, her eyes trail over to me without the slightest trace of subtlty. Gee, yeah, I wonder what those 'two major ones' are, now.

"...I have my reasons for those interests, Hecatia." Junko squints at the goddess. "Both are entirely different circumstances."

"Yeah, yeah, I know, but ever since... y'know, that day you've been fascinated with that rabbit for a rea~lly long time." Hecatia keeps grinning. 'That day'? What's she talking about?

"...I feel like I'm missing something here..." I blink, glancing between Hecatia and Junko. Piece has also... been pretty quiet, considering. She's only really spoken up a few times, but that was about Lubrae and Aikido... "What do you mean by 'that day'?"

...Junko immediately freezes on the spot, gives Hecatia a semi-serious glare, before turning to address me whilst looking a lot more calmer. Uh...? "...Merely my chance first meeting with Reisen-chan, Rajime."

"I-. Uh, yeah, right..." Hecatia seems slightly intimidated again. Okay, yeah, no, they're hiding something from me, that's obvious. Two things, that is. Whatever their plans were, and 'that day', whatever Hecatia meant by that.

"Wait, by 'that day', do you mean-." Piece is about to speak, but she's given pretty hard stares by both Junko and Hecatia, making her stop. She knows too...?! "U-Uh... Oh."

"...Story for later?" I raise a brow at Junko.

"Story for later." She settles on. Well that's... reassuring. If she's willing to at least talk to me about it later, then...

"Right..." I um... might as well move the topic on. "You mentioned an 'odd pen', right...? How's it odd? I mean, there's lots of pens outside of Gensokyo, so..."

"...Ah, yes, you see, I normally wouldn't question such a pen's existence. Under normal circumstances, however, as I see Reisen-chan use them more often than not." Junko furrows her brows. "I'm not entirely sure as to what it is, but the existence of that pen feels... altered somehow, though I don't have the faintest idea on how or why."

"So it's a spooky mysterious weirdly altered spontaneously appearing modern ink pen, then." I very bluntly summarise what it is.

"P-Pffft-. Ahahaha-. W-Where did that description come from...?" Seems I've amused Hecatia at least. 

...Meanwhile, with Piece, she looks like she's absolutely struggling to keep a straight face. "S-Spooky mysterious weirdly alte-. I-I can't say that, it just sounds so... so...!"

"Silly? Yeah." I pocket my hands. "I mean, if common sense doesn't exist, then I'm not using my common sense because I'm not questioning the spooky mysterious weirdly altered spontaneously appearing modern ink pen, you see."

"S-Stop saying it like that...!" Piece nearly bursts out laughing. Hecatia nearly does too, given how I repeated it with a straight face. 

"...Please don't call it that." Junko gives me a smile, at least. 

"Am I wrong, though?" I grin back.

"Not entirely." She produces the pen in question. Yeah, it's one of those pens. It's a clickable one, and it's... made of plastic. Not something I entirely expected to, like, see in Gensokyo. Or Senkai, I should say, since... well, yeah, I'm in Senkai, not Gensokyo. "...I'd rather you shorten that to 'odd pen', though."

"...Yeah, guess that'd be easier than spooky-." I'm about to say when my mouth's covered by Hecatia.

"Alright, alright, you don't need to say it for a third time. I'm pretty sure that'd break Piece entirely." The Hell goddess gives the fairy a subtle glance.

"...Indeed." Junko concurs, it seems. 

...Why did I just feel the need to use 'concur', there? 'Agree' probably would've worked far better...

...

Actually, what the hell am I even talking about? Why do I even feel a need to question that...?

"I'm not entirely sure what it does, although... it doesn't seem to be seperable from the journal." Junko notes something...? "Observe."

She raises the pen into the air, then throws it with... a surprising amount of force and dexterity.

Whoosh!

...Into the library it goes, sailing off into the distance...

...

I wait to see if I can hear it land, but it doesn't land... or it doesn't audibly make a landing noise, anyway.

"Now look back at me." Junko requests, so I comply, and...

...

Okay, how the...? The pen's just... attached to the diary. It's the same exact pen. What...?

"...How did you find this out?" I furrow my brows.

"The pen felt far too odd, so I left it and took only the journal with me. Then, to my surprise, it had appeared on the front page, attached when I wasn't looking. I'm not entirely sure how it does that." She stares down at it. I-. You're not sure?

"...Well, you can add that on to the 'weird things' about that pen, then." Hecatia observes, as if that wasn't obvious.

"Mmm. It's almost as if the pen and diary are inseperable... and are meant to be used together." Junko looks at me, holding them out. "It would probably do you well to have them, as I have no need for these."

Ah... right. I take them, then place the journal in... the bag, yeah, that seems right... I place the pen in my shirt pocket, though. I do note one thing whilst I was holding the diary itself, though... "...Pretty hefty for a journal."

"So you had noticed it too, then. It feels... heavier than the average one of those, like it has more pages than it's supposed to." Junko still sounds curious about the journal...

...Actually, I might as well make a note on something. I whip out the journal again, to the first page, and-.

...

"Wait, was it like this before?" I stare down at the front page in confusion. It's... got my name at the top of the page, but... there's some information about me too... I sure as hell didn't write that...

"...Huh?" Hecatia leans over to get a look at it too, then looks over at Junko. "Oh, uh... Hey, Junko, did you... write this stuff down for him, or...?"

"I hadn't... written anything in there." Oh, so she's as confused as I am. She even gets a look when I show her the diary... "...How strange."

"What's it say?! Lemme see!" Piece demands that I let her see it, so I show her. "O~h, yeah, that's weird!"

Okay, this diary's cursed or something. Either that or it fills up with people's information. Either that or it just... records things that happen to me. Why give me the pen, then...?!

What's written, however, reads as follows...

"Owner: Rajime Naga

A human outsider and the younger brother of Trish Naga, or I guess you could say that's me describing myself. Hey me who's reading this in the future. I'm currently living with Junko, a sagacious spirit, in Senkai after being saved from a wild youkai attack, and I'm... currently experiencing Gensokyo for the first time, having already experienced several oddities. Currently, I hold no title, whatever those are.

However! I have recently found out that I have this super weird potential! Or... I think I do, anyway. Sometimes I can use magic, but some people, like Yuuka and Junko, think it stems from instincts and my emotions. Not that I have any idea how to properly, like, use those, but it does make sense when I think about the times I've used magic... if it even is magic.

Right now, I'm equipped with a special shield called Aegis. Apparently it's one Junko owned in the past, but now it's found its way into my hands... or my arm, more like, since that's where it's held, haha.

I'm also planning to see Yuuka so I can try and make some use of my potential, after learning more about it from Hecatia, the sunflower on my shirt is proof of her interest as it doesn't seem removable, and it's still alive at the time of writing this."

...And that's how it goes. It's... written in the way I'd normally speak... What the hell is this...?

"When was this written, then...?" I'm... sort of unnerved that this diary just wrote practically all there is to know about me with no prompting...!

"It most likely wrote itself, though... May I see your penmanship?" Junko asks, raising a brow.

Ah, right... maybe...?

I try writing my name on the cover page... because it makes the most sense, doesn't it?

It-. Oh. It's actually pretty much identical to the way my name's written on there, when I look between my name on the cover, and my name on the first page...

"...Peculiar. There's no way you could have written in this... but that's certainly your writing style." Junko's really confused now... I am too! How the hell did it...?!

"Probably best not to question it." Hecatia settles on. "Hey, maybe look through the next few pages?"

"Ah, right... That's a good idea. Maybe there's some more...?" Complying, I flip to the next page, but... it's blank. "Blank..."

...My eyes trail to the top of the page. I wonder if...? 

I write in Junko's name, and-.

...

...

...

Wh-. Did I just space out...? It felt like everything went silent for a few seconds then, but my eyes're on the book, and... there's a whole lot more information below where I've written Junko's name...?

"...Are you feeling alright?" Junko seems... concerned? Why's she concerned...? "The moment you wrote my name in that book, you seemed to be in a trance... you didn't even respond to either of us three."

...I didn't? "...Huh... Everything was silent for me." I bring my fingers to my chin, thinking about it. Everything was... silent. Dead silent. I didn't hear anything.

"Maybe writing puts you into some kind of spell? Like, maybe that pen's enchanted to make you focus on writing everything you know about a given thing." Hecatia supposes, tapping the diary with her hand. "I mean, I've heard of those things before. Aikido used one once, I think."

...She did? If so, then... could it be that she's the one who...? No, wait, why would she do that? It doesn't make sense... she wouldn't even know about me, right? There's no way it's her...

"...Maybe hold off on writing for later." Junko hazards me. "If you started writing out in public and you weren't paying attention, I fear something bad may occur... or you may get into an accident. One or the other."

Ah, that's... true, actually. Maybe I should do it when I've got some time alone, or something... I am curious as to what I've got written down for Junko, though.

My eyes trail down at the page to read through the info I've written down...

"Junko

A sagacious spirit, apparently, but she's the one who pretty much saved me from a wild youkai, and is also the one currently letting me stay at Senkai. You know, it's weird, but she reminds me of my own mother, a couple of years back. Maybe it's her personality? Can't say for certain. She does treat me like a son, buying me things, giving me a place to live, and even making food for me, and she even said herself that I remind her of her own son. Meaning that, at one point, she was a mother, but she seemed to be solemn when talking about him... which is curious in of itself. Something must've happened, but I don't know if it's my place to ask her about it yet.

...According to Doremy, she doesn't have a title, unlike, say, Yuuka or Doremy herself, which is odd... but Doremy did also say that Junko doesn't have a particular need for a title, so I wonder why? Does she have a reason? Hmm... Only time'll tell, I guess.

...Moving on, she seems to be on relatively good and close terms with Hell, what with one of her friends being literally the Goddess of Hell herself, Hecatia Lapislazuli. I'm not sure if it's, as Trish would say, a 'cool' or a 'spicy' relationship. I have no idea why she says it like that, she just does. Also, by 'spicy', I mean if they're lovers or not, 'cool' meaning if it's more casual. I can't really tell, but they give me one of those vibes. Junko and Hecatia being lovers, I mean. Clownpiece is also just... there. She's like Hecatia's daughter, I guess, so would that make me something like Junko's son in this instance?

Junko, alongside her motherly appearance and demeanour, can be... pretty terrifying, if I'm being honest. Terrifyingly protective, that is. Though, Reisen did say that Junko's not particularly the best at controlling her emotions, or something along those lines. I can definitely see it, she even said she'd kill to protect me, if it comes to it. Which I don't want, like, at all. And during last night, at the time of writing this, she uh... she chased out a wicked hermit called Seiga Kaku, and it looked like Junko was expecting Seiga to show up... which makes me curious as to how she knew Seiga'd show up.

All in all, she's pretty nice, I'm pretty much trusting her with my life, after all... so I'm willing to do as she says, for the most part. She does, however, seem to respect my privacy."

...Damn, I wrote a hell of a lot more than what's been written down for myself... A lot more. It's like an encyclopedia page... which is interesting in of itself. Huh. Maybe this whole diary idea was a good thing. Well-. Diary doesn't feel fitting. It's like a hybrid between a notebook and a journal, right now.

I'll... write more entries later.

"...Y'know, you wrote a surprising lot about Junko." Hecatia does comment on the amount I've written down there. "Even if you were uh... spacing out, the fact you know that much already's sorta impressive. Also, what was that bit in the middle there?"

"...I-Ignore that." I close the journal immediately, looking away. Nobody needs to know about what I've written there, it's for my eyes only at any given moment.

Junko just has this extremely blank look. She's... staring directly at me, not doing anything else. I can't tell why her gaze is so blank. Is she surprised, or shocked, or confused, or what...?

Actually, wait, no this journal's like Wikipedia, but if it was written by me and it's meant for things Gensokyo-related instead of worldwide stuff.

...

That's given me a name idea, actually. "Uh... actually, given the amount of stuff I write in this, when I space out that is, it's like an encyclopedia... How about I call it Gensopedia, or something?"

Saying that seems to snap Junko out of that blank stare, as she jumps in place slightly. "Ah-. Yes, I suppose you may call it that, it is... fitting."

"...Okay, uh, Junko, are you feeling alright? You've just had this weird look for the past few minutes." Hecatia raises a brow at the spirit. "Did you see what he wrote in that middle part, or...?"

"...Potentially, yes, let's say I did." She gives me a slightly curious look again. Wait, she's not actively denying it. What. "...I'm surprised he came to the conclusion he did on that part, however."

She's not denying it at all! Was-. Was I correct in that guess, then?! The 'spicy relationship with Hecatia' part was actually a correct guess?!

"...What did he write there?" Hecatia wants answers, it seems.

"I'll tell you later." Junko very quickly shoots that down. Yeah, no, she really does know what I wrote and-... Hey, hang on, she's blushing. It's pretty faint, but I can see it...

...Well, with that implication, I think it's safe to assume that it is, in fact, a spicy relationship between her and Hecatia. I don't know how I did that. That's the first time I've even acknowledged that vibe.

"...Uh-huh, sure. I do actually want to confirm something with you, when you come back from dropping him off in Gensokyo." Hecatia gestures to me with one hand as I place Gensopedia, as I'm dubbing it, into my bag again. The pen goes back into my pocket with a smooth twirl, too.

"...Of course." Junko seems to have calmed down, now... "On such a note... Rajime?"

Ah-. Right, it's noon. "Yeah, we should probably go now, right...?"

"My point exactly." She begins to walk off, with me following behind her. "I'll be back soon enough Hecatia."

"Mhm." The goddess nods, waving me off. "Don't die now~!"

...Reassuring.

"Yeah, don't die, I've still got stuff I wanna ask you about!" Piece also blurts out, which earns her a curious glance from Hecatia. I wonder what she means by that?

...Ah well. Before I know it, I'm being carried into the air, away from the comfort and comparitively higher safety of Senkai, and into Gensokyo's wilds.

"...What did you mean when you wrote that middle part?" Junko decides to press me on that. "How exactly did you... come to that conclusion? In fact, I don't recall you ever bringing such a topic once."

"I didn't even know I got that feeling between you and Hecatia until a few minutes ago, when I thought about it. There's just something in the air between you two, I guess?" I shrug. I still have no idea how I didn't acknowledge it until recently...

"...Quite." She looks ahead, considering her next words, before smiling neutrally. "Although... you aren't wrong."

Pfft. Called it. "Thought so, judging how you reacted."

"Was it that apparent?" She raises a brow at me.

"...Yeah, it really was. To me, anyway. I don't think Piece put two and two together. Neither did Hecatia, somehow." Which... is actually pretty strange, thinking on it now. I'm fairly sure Hecatia should be way smarter than Piece is. After all, she's a god, Piece is a fairy, right?

"...Hecatia was always oblivious to when I tried to make a move, sometimes." Junko points out, looking almost reminiscent. She sounds... happy. Nostalgic, too, but it's a happy kind of nostalgia. Huh. "She still is today, too. Moving on... you seemed to know about that pest's invasion, in the midst of the night. How? I thought you were fast asleep."

"...Dreams are wild." I vaguely state, nodding to myself. Maybe she'll get that...?

"Ah. That baku's messing around then, it seems." Junko sighs. Oh, she knows about Doremy...? 

"I mean, yeah, she showed me what was going on in the real world whilst I was dreaming. I also felt the danmaku pain in the morning, so I know what she had shown me was real." I stare ahead as Junko flies through... a crack. I-. Oh, okay, that's... trippy. Whoa. It's like a whole mess of colours, and before I know it, we're in Gensokyo. I can tell because it looks way different... "Is that what you meant by cracks yesterday?"

"...Indeed." She retains a neutral tone of voice. "It's quite efficient, if I do say so myself."

"Hmm... How does Hecatia get there? The same way?" I tilt my head.

"Oh, no, she can appear there at any time." Junko denies. I-. Wait, how...? "...Senkai is classed as an Otherworld. much like the Dream World is. Gensokyo is classed as Earth, for apparent reasons. Hecatia rules over the Hells of the Earth, the Moon, and the Otherworlds... much like her predecessor, Hieropha, did before her."

"How do you know Lubrae, anyway...?" I wonder aloud.

"...I had originally gone to her for help on a matter, though she sadly couldn't do much about it. She did, however, allow Hecatia to assist me in my affairs. Hieropha could not get directly involved with them, as it would weaken her position as Hell's ruler." She explains. She originally went to Lubrae for help, but Lubrae couldn't help, so she allowed Hecatia to help instead? Huh... "Whilst Hieropha is extremely more powerful and imposing than Hecatia, she's old. Quite old, in fact. She could not do as many of the miracles she could perform for Hell in the past, as her age slows her down considerably. However, she was still wise. She taught me all she could, on how to efficiently finish my matters... though she vanished before I had learned the final thing she could have taught me. A pity."

"She taught you?" I scratch my chin. Lubrae sounds more and more like a teacher, when I think about it. A legendary one, having four disciples that wield four of her past abilities, she taught Hecatia a whole bunch, and she nearly taught Junko everything she could have done...

"Mmm." Junko hums in confirmation as we keep flying. I see a... well, sea of sunflowers, dead ahead. I know we passed the Human Village, at one point. I can see Youkai Mountain, too.

"...What was that last thing gonna be?" I decide to ask next.

...

...Um? "Junko-?"

"I'm afraid I can't tell you that at this moment in time. Not now." She shakes her head, looking solemn. Ah... Touchy topic, then...? "More importantly, we're here. Go see Kazami. I will return tomorrow morning, assuming she keeps you overnight."

Tomorrow morning, huh...? So, basically, don't die until tomorrow. Man, staying overnight in Gensokyo for the first time is gonna be weird...

"...Be safe, would you?" Junko warns me, before-. Ah-. Oh, okay, she's... hugging me. I didn't expect that, for some reason, so I just stand there like an idiot for a few seconds before returning it.

"I'll... I'll try." I awkwardly grip Aegis after she lets go. Hopefully, if all goes wrong, I should be able to defend myself, at the very least...

"Mmm... Maybe it would be wise if you kept a hold of this." Reaching into a-... Wait, she does have pockets in that dress! Huh, I thought she didn't... Regardless of that, she reaches into a pocket, and pulls out a... card. Ah, that's the same as the one Piece had earlier...

It's got those seven flame-like tails I've seen Junko with before, with a clenched fist between them as the image... or design, I should say. 

"What's this...?" I stare at it after she places it into my hand.

"...The card that pest of a hermit had last night, after I had... ahem, 'taught her a lesson'." Junko smiles slightly menacingly. So she took this from that Seiga person, then...

I flip it around. If I remember right, there's text on the other side...

Ah-. There is! It reads...

"Purified Strike

Annoyed at danmaku or people standing in your way? Well, with this baby, you can just purify their bullets out of existence, or badly damage people, depending. I mean, this card isn't meant to kill, after all, and even then, it's got a decent one-minute cooldown between purification strikes. Are you watching?! Because it's perfect for you non-lethal purely furious fans! "

...Talk about a weird description.

"Of course, it had no effect on me when used." Junko points out smugly, for whatever reason. "After all, I'm already a purified entity, so it's entirely useless."

Ah, I see... I pocket the card in my shorts regardless. "I see... I'll hold onto it, then. It might be useful..."

"It will. It could very well determine life or death." Junko gets more serious. "Please, use it wisely."

"I will." I tell her, before looking around. I... see nothing but sunflowers. Everywhere. There is, however, a path in front of me.

"...Very well. I'll be off then." Junko turns and begins flying away, as I start stepping through the paths...

...Might as well wander aimlessly until something noteworthy happens, I guess...

...

Notes:

WELP that's a whole bunch of things thrown out there.

Also, if you're wondering, yeah, there's some Ability Cards that I'm going to think up myself. If you've got any suggestions of characters you want to see an Ability Card for, if they don't have one already (or if you just want to see them have a different one), drop them down below. Please? Gives me something to think about between chapters.

This is also gonna cover 18.5 when it comes to it, which makes me wonder if this'll be the first touhou fic that'll actually cover the events in that. If so, then that'd be funny.

Next up, Yuuka stuff! Oh, boy, that's gonna be a ride and a half in of itself. This chapter might be the longest yet for a while (it's really only this long because my idiotic self thought it would be a good idea to have Rajime monologue a whole bunch).

Chapter 4: Lotus Among Lilies

Summary:

Upon heading to the Garden of the Sun to meet Yuuka and try to find a way to properly harness his potential, Rajime faces a rather bizarre trial of Yuuka's... and makes more odd acquaintances, but that's par for the course at this point, right?

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Well, I can definitely say that, with the utmost certainty, I am lost. There's... just so many sunflowers. No... No matter which way I go. How do people find their way through this...? 

"Ehehehe!"

"Ahahahaha!"

Also, I mostly neglected it for the past... twenty odd minutes, but there's childish laughter every now and then. I did see a few relatively short girls dressed in... well, dresses and stuff, with wings and varying hair colours, flying by. Fairies, probably, so I just ignored them. It did make me jump, like, the first time around, but they're as common as the sunflowers at this point. I'm just surprised there's so many of them...

Maybe it's because nature's so rife here? I mean, I don't know much about fairies, but fairies're... well, embodiments of nature, or something like that, right? Though, judging from what I've seen of the average fairy, or more like the odd glimpse I caught of one, they look like children. I'm far taller than they are, but then again, they're flying everywhere. So I guess they have that going for them? Most also carried what... looked like sunflowers... Hey, wait, what if they got those from here?

If so, then... huh. Wonder what Yuuka would make of that.

...On the note of Yuuka, where even is she? She's the one who told me to come here, and I did, but I can't find her at all. It's like she's just done this so I can get lost in this... sea of sunflowers, as I'm dubbing it. This is not a garden, it's a literal ocean of flowers and greenery.

...

Then again, being this exposed to nature is nice, and-. Wait wh-.

Splash!

I very narrowly stumble out of the way of a rather abrupt orb of water splashing down from... nowhere? What did-?

"Prank failed, prank failed! Ahh, darn, that guy was paying attention...!"

"Bleh! Stupid humans and their attention spans...!"

"C'mon, c'mon, let's go see if we can prank Rare-chan, guys!"

Oh. A couple of blue fairies fly out from a nearby patch of sunflowers, away into the air... Also, Rare-chan? Weird name for a fairy... then again, I know next to nothing about how fairies name themselves, so I shouldn't be saying anything about that, really...

...I stare at the wet patch of floor momentarily, before shrugging and continuing. "Fairies... Weird creatures, if I'm being honest."

"Yes, they are quite strange, aren't they?" A familiar voice suddenly speaks up from beside me. "Although, they're fascinating nonetheless."

I turn to my right and see Yuuka. I-... When did she...?

"Don't look so surprised. You were so fixated on those three water fairies, that-" She abruptly raises her parasol, points it in a direction, and-.

Fwi~choom!

...A thin laser shoots from the tip of it, and I don't see where it goes, as it disappears among some sunflowers rather quickly, but-.

Pi~chun!

I don't know what that was, but it sounded like she just hit something and made it explode. "What-?"

"-those other wind fairies were about to prank you. It's relatively harmless, they don't mean any harm, but I'm imagining you wouldn't like such a thing, would you?" Yuuka neutrally smiles as if she didn't just do something. I-. Wait, did she just kill that one fairy? Why-? "And before you ask why I did that, they come back eventually, be it a few minutes, an hour or two, or a day. They come back, depending on how strong their respective nature is."

"Ah..." I scratch my chin. "...So they can't die, then?" 

"In a sense, as long as their respective nature still exists to some capacity, yes, they're undying. Immortal. For example, ice fairies. They're particularly strong wherever it's cold, like around yuki-onna, or in more... frigid climates. However, such a climate cannot be found anywhere in Gensokyo, except if you were to go somewhere rather high up, such as Youkai Mountain's peak." She proceeds to point her parasol towards the nearby, towering mountain. It... really is big, huh?

Something also just occurred to me... "How's this sunflower still alive, anyway...?"

"Hm? Oh, it simply lives so long as you do. It's also my measure of interest... I feel like it suits you, a sunflower, wouldn't you agree?" Yuuka doesn't even skip a beat in her explanation...

"How's that work? It living as long as I'm... y'know, still alive." I gently prod it with my finger. 

She simply smiles in response... "I believe that's something you don't need to know. After all, you humans are so keen to ask questions. I don't see a need to answer all of them, simply put."

That's... That's true. "Mmh... Yeah, people do ask a lot of questions, but that's because they don't understand things, I'm pretty sure."

"I suppose. On the note of questions... you come from outside of Gensokyo, do you not?" She firmly places her parasol into the ground, staring plainly at me. There's something about her that just feels... different than usual. She's still got that serene and peaceful air to her, but... there's something behind it that I don't get. Can't exactly tell what it is, either. And unlike Trish, I'm good at judging people from how they present themselves.

...Actually, there's a lot of things I'm better at Trish at, but she's better than me at a lot of stuff too. It's weird. I'm better than she is at words and more creative things, like drawing, but she's better at maths and a lot more technical things, like science and stuff. The list just goes on and on...

"...If you would answer my question instead of spacing out, I would appreciate it." She raises her voice, but her tone's slightly more dark a-and... there's... s-something terrifying behind it...!

"U-Uh, right, um... yeah, I am..." I flinch, namely because I wasn't expecting her to sound like that...!

"Very good." Yuuka's tone goes back to its regular polite, calm voice. "Now, tell me, how are the plants faring outside of Gensokyo?"

...Ah. That's... one hell of an awkward question to ask me. Um... I know they're definitely in a good spot, I like gardening don't get me wrong, but people're pretty much destroying the Earth and its natural beauty to... um... further their own agenda. Should I be honest, or not...?

"W-Well..." I give it some thought on how to word this... Maybe...? "I'm... gonna be honest about this, they're not doing well. Pollution's a major issue, plants're dying, and... yeah, there's no way I'm sugar-coating it."

She scowls. "...I see. Even more of a reason to slaughter humans, in my opinion."

W-Wait, what?! "S-Slaughter?!"

"Yes, slaughter." Pointing her parasol directly at my chest, she gains a more sadistic smile. "Humans are destructive of the nature around them. It's in their very being, their core essence. They care not for the flowers, for the nature, they take from others. After all... I am a youkai, surely you know this, don't you? My, you genuinely should have heeded Kamishirasawa's warnings, which I know she would do, if you hadn't trusted your instincts first. You really are quite foolish, you know that?"

B-But... "N-Not all humans are bad, r-right...?" Truth be told, this is... terrifying. W-What if she... kills me...?

"...Minorities do exist, yes, that is true." Yuuka lowers her parasol, still keeping her sadistic look. "However, humans still destroy, one way or another. Have you ever not trampled grass, avoided crushing a flower? Even if it was an accident?"

"W-Well..." I look down, giving it some thought. "N-No, I've done those, but even still, it's still an accident, isn't it...?! It's not like they did it on purpose!"

"Mmm. Not performed purposefully, no, but even so, they do it without realising." Sighing, she points her parasol at me again, this time pressing the tip right to my chest, then... trailing it up to my neck. "...You give off the aura of someone who has never harmed a flower intentionally. In fact... did you tend to them? The sunflowers seem to have a positive reaction to your very presence, at least."

I-... Whah...? "T-... The sunflowers? You can tell that...?"

"Of course. I can manipulate flowers, if Kamishirasawa hasn't told you that, which she most definitely would have. It's why I was able to place that sunflower upon you with ease." She reminds me. Ah, right... "...This also includes the ability to feel what they feel, what they think. Plants, after all, are alive, as much as you and I are. They're only dead when they wither from disease, age, or when their time comes. However, this girl, or my parasol as you may refer to it, is the only flower that never withers."

Her... parasol? It's a flower? I um... find that hard to believe, somehow, but... honestly, it's not the weirdest thing I've heard and seen yet. The weirdest thing was probably Doremy. Or that diary.

"...You don't seem surprised to hear such a thing." Yuuka acknowledges my lack of confusion or surprise, humming. "Now, tell me, what could be so strange that it makes you not question such a precious thing as her? Normally, you outsiders are prone to unleashing quite a flood of questions. You, however... are quite the opposite. You weren't as surprised or bewildered as I anticipated, when I had mentioned the slaughtering of your own kind that is. Why is that?"

"Well, I guess I've just... seen a lot." I think on it, clutching Aegis slightly. "I was attacked by a youkai on my first day in Gensokyo... or first night, more like, and I've just seen... a lot of weird stuff since then, even though I've only been here for... two days, counting today? It's like weird things're just attracted to me like a magnet."

"Not entirely far off the mark, I suppose... After all, you had produced an abrupt shock that even I, a rather powerful youkai, retreat from." She sighs, but still hasn't lowered her parasol from my neck... I can feel the tip of it pressing against me. Not hard, but not softly either. It's just sort of firmly pressing against it, which feels weird.

...Actually, I use that to describe a lot of things, when I think about it. 'Weird'. Especially when I'm talking about feelings, it just sorta slips out on its own...

"...Tell me. What is it you fear, boy? You humans all have something to fear, deep down. Some even fear me specifically, instead of youkai in general." Yuuka smirks. "Do you fear me? Is that why you're clutching that shield so tightly right now, hm?"

...I didn't even notice how tightly I was holding Aegis until she pointed it out. It's... a safety policy. Also-. "I'm pretty sure it's too early to be judging whether or not I should be afraid of you, right...? After all, I've only known you for a day, at best..."

"Mmm... True, you have a valid point there... however, do you still feel unsure, even after hearing what I think of humans such as yourself?" She's really insistent on getting a straight answer...

Also-. She addressed me as 'boy'. "I have a name, by the way. It's Rajime."

"Ah, yes, I had forgotten. Humans always were quite forgettable, especially outsiders, given their frequent appearances, even though they're more insignificant than a rodent... most of the time." Yuuka sighs...? Also, most of the time?

"...Implying there's been some outsiders you actually remember?" I grin.

"Not important. Your worst fear, now." I feel the parasol tip press into me slightly more... "...Or I may reconsider this 'deal' I made you, regarding your potential."

Ah... She really wants my worst fear that bad, huh...? Well-. It just... "...It feels silly to talk about that though."

"Even still, it gives me a rough idea of what to expect from you going forward." Yuuka ushers me to hurry up with my answer. "So speak. Now."

...I said it feels 'silly' because the whole fear itself is silly. Seriously, I'm not really that afraid of anything else aside from it. It's my only fear, when I give it a good think over... outside of being alone, that is. I'm still afraid of that, but I'm more scared of this... "...Astraphobia. T-There, that's... what I'm afraid of."

"...A fear of thunder and lightning? Peculiar." She didn't expect to hear that, for some reason... "Even after you used lightning to repel me?"

"Hey, I didn't... use that of my own volition or choosing. That was my instinct, wasn't it...? Purely my instinct, actually..." I reason, holding my hands up.

"True. I can't entirely argue against that now, can I? You were reacting on pure instinct and emotion. Fear." Yuuka lowers her parasol finally, and I let out a large sigh I didn't even know I was preparing... "Although, it is quite lucky you have such a fear. Gensokyo doesn't get many thunderstorms, typically. There is the odd shower of rainfall, which nurtures the flowers in this garden, but it's rather rare for it to thunder. It makes you unexploitable for other youkai... which is entirely perfect for me."

"...If you're going to try and cause a thunderstorm manually, don't." I grimace. I don't like thunder and lightning at all, it just... it just makes me lock up, it reminds me of... a certain day, about three, or four, or maybe even five years ago... I don't remember how long it was. What I do know is that it was thundering that one day, and it really messed up the way I saw them for every thunderstorm from that day onwards...

It's... terrifying. That horrible flash, the torrential downpour of rain pounding against me, the rumbling above... It's just so... scary. I know it feels silly to talk about my fear, like this, and I know the fear itself is silly, but... I have a good reason for having that fear.

...I don't want to remember that reason, though. I don't want to be afraid anymore... and if what Yuuka says is true, about there being barely any thunderstorms in Gensokyo, it means I'm in luck, that I can hopefully forget about it... or shelf it for a later date. Hopefully.

Then again, things don't come easy, I know that much...

"...You seem to be quite serious about that fear. My, it's almost as if you have some bad trauma regarding lightning..." Yuuka jests with a grin. I can tell she's joking, but... "Hmm. Your face has gone quite grim. I'm right, am I not? A traumatic event in the past is the reason for your fear. It's typically the cause for a fear like that to develop, if I'm being frank... Well, either that, or overwhelming existential dread, so take your pick."

"I... I don't want to answer that." I shake my head. "My greatest fear is lightning, that's it. Nothi-... Well, there is one other thing, but... you don't need to know that, I'm pretty sure."

"One other thing, you say?" She begins smirking again, leaning slightly closer. Ahh... I should've just kept my stupid mouth shut...! "I'll find out what it is regardless. Now, however, simply is not the right time... after all, you came to see me regarding your potential, correct? Your latent magical potential, that is."

"Um... Yeah, right, that's... why I came." I scratch my arm. Truth be told, I'm not sure what to think about Yuuka now. Maybe... Keine was right about her. Maybe I should've just gone to Eirin instead... that would've been far easier, probably. The fact she talked so casually about... killing humans, right in front of me... She is a youkai, but... what does she have to gain from killing humans? Is it how she feeds off of them? Or does she feed off of fear? I'm not too sure how it works, but it's something fear-related... 

Ah-. That's probably why she asked me what I was most afraid of...! L-Luckily, there's no way that someone can just... cause a thunderstorm, right? Except for the Japanese god of lightning, Raijin, I know he exists... Actually, hey, it's funny. My full name shares five letters with Raijin. The 'n' from my last name, and the 'r', 'a', 'i', and 'j' from my first name...

...Well, actually, if you rearrange my actual name, you'd get 'Raijin something-something'. Namely because my actual first name is 'Rajimarin'. Everyone just calls me Rajime for short, or Marin, or... well, Ji, in some cases. Nobody knows that yet, namely because I don't see a need to bring it up... then again, I'm not sure why I'm thinking about that now. Maybe I should tell Junko about my name at some point, as well as... actually, no, that other thing can wait for later, because it's something I'm not... that comfortable about coming out with.

"...Quite. Come along." She begins walking in a direction, opening her parasol and holding it over her shoulder, twirling it idly. "I know of a perfect location for this... It's quite isolated, anybody barely goes there, which is ideal for how I wish to approach this."

Isolated? Um... "Sure...?" I follow her, and off we go...

 


 

Eventually, I'm led to, as she said, a rather isolated area. It's like a little cove beneath the sunflowers, which is weird, but it's got sunlight, whilst being rather shady. It looks nice enough, and it's hard to notice if you're not actively trying to find it... I almost walked past it a few seconds ago, and I would have, if Yuuka didn't stop me.

"In here." She instructs me to go inside of the cove... "This is where I'll-... You'll attempt to harness your potential." 

...Well, might as well. No going back now, because Junko's not coming back until tomorrow to come get me... Crawling inside, I actually find it's pretty snug here. It feels right at home, too, because I've done gardening before, which means I've been surrounded with plants at one point. Among all these sunflowers...

Once I'm inside, Yuuka sits down on her knees to properly look at me from outside of the cove. I'm actually forced to sit down in here, since it's pretty weird to stand up... and it'd be really awkward to do that, too. "Your first trial... is to not leave that space for an entire day. Do not worry about thirst, I'm feeling particularly generous, so I may bring you some tea every three hours."

...Tea every three hours...? "You say 'may' as if you might... Like you're saying you won't sometimes."

"Yes, you heard me correctly." She sneers. "After all, you won't learn if you don't suffer for it."

...Fair enough... Well, I guess I can eat my lunch if I get bored of doing nothing but observing fairies and nature and stuff... I get a pretty good view out of here anyway. Also, um... how's she gonna make sure I don't leave this little area?

"I can tell you're probably wondering how I'll make sure you stay there." She places her parasol firmly in the ground, then some vines form around the entrance... Oh. "Those. And..."

She places her parasol towards my chest again. The sunflower that was there earlier rapidly withers and disappears into air, before being replaced by... a lotus flower? "A lotus flower. It'll remain alive so long as you remain there. I know I had said a sunflower was befitting before, although I think that a lotus flower may be more fitting at this moment. Consider it a change of opinion."

...Y'know... "Lotus flowers represent purity... but they also mean strength, and resilience, right?" I ask, rubbing its petals softly.

"Rebirth too. I see you're familiar with flower symboligies." Yuuka seems pleased to hear that. "Yes, the symbology associated with a lotus flower is entirely why I had chose it for this purpose. For this trial, you will be tested on your resilience, and your strength on resisting the urge to leave. Now... I believe I will be off. Don't worry, I'll be back with soem tea in a few minutes."

Ah... so she's going, meaning my time in here starts now... Say, actually... "What time is it now? Before you leave, I mean..."

"...I suppose it would be wise if you knew that. It's one in the afternoon." She tells me with a straight face. "...Though, I suppose you can use the sun and moon for that information. After all... they raise in the east, then set in the west. Then again, the flowers shift in the direction of the sun. That's all you need to know, and good luck."

Then she leaves, making it just me...

...

Well... I think I know one thing I want to do. Reaching into my bag, I produce Gensopedia. Considering that this pretty much is just a waiting game, I should fill this in some more...

Flipping it open, I move to a blank page, and think... Hmm... Let's fill in a page for Hecatia.

Producing the pen from my shirt pocket, I write her name and-...

...

...

...

Th-... Ah... Whoa, there's that feeling of spacing out again. Everything went silent, the rustling of sunflowers, the faint laughter of fairies, the wind... I notice there's more written below Hecatia's name, just like before.

I take a read...

"Hecatia Lapislazuli, the Goddess of Hell

Hell's current ruler, and its goddess. Usurped rulership of Hell after its previous ruler, Lubrae Hieropha, grew too old to keep doing it... or so I think she got too old, anyway. It's also been confirmed by Junko that she and Hecatia are in a really close relationship, but Hecatia strikes me as a more cool and casual type. I mean, she dresses really strangely for Gensokyo's standards, but not for mine. I'm actually used to people wearing clothes like hers, since... they're common outside of Gensokyo. Her clothes, I mean... or their type, anyway.

As the ruler of Hell, she's got subjects, obviously. Like her apparent favourite fairy, Clownpiece. Hecatia's pretty understanding and open-minded though, she gives me the feeling of a type of person who particularly likes personal freedom, and would do anything to let people keep their freedom. Aside from that, Hecatia's a bit... eccentric. Bizarre, too. There's apparently some plans between her and Junko that I don't know about, and they don't want me to know what they are. It's suspicious, simply put, but even so... she's willing to tell me about other topics, like Lubrae, and her disciples, like Aikido.

One more thing so far... she's able to swap between three bodies, consisting of the Moon, the Earth, and the Otherworld, with her hair and eye colours changing to blue for Earth and red for Otherworld. I'm not sure what her hair and eyes would change colours to if she was in her Moon body, since I've not seen her use that body yet, but I'm imagining it'd be yellow, for some reason."

...Hmm... Say, speaking of Lubrae just reminded me. Maybe I should...?

I write in Lubrae's name, then...

...

...

That... took a considerably shorter amount of time. Then again, I don't know much about Lubrae outside of what Hecatia's told me so far. Clownpiece too, I guess, she did have some things to say about Lubrae.

I do take a read of what I have written down, however...

"Lubrae Hieropha, the... uh... I don't know her title, actually, but I'm imagining it would be Hell's Lorekeeper, or something like that. I'll change this when I actually know what she goes by.

Lubrae was the previous ruler of Hell, before Hecatia came into power, but after she did, she acted as Hell's lorekeeper of some kind, documenting the history of not only Hell, but Heaven, the Earth, the Moon, and Gensokyo itself. She must be pretty wise if she's able to do that... but then again, Hecatia did say her main ability was to discern what the history of anything was, even if she took one glance at it...

Apparently, she came to rule Hell because she had the previous ruler killed, and she even taught Hecatia before passing the mantle onto her. On the note of teaching, she also taught Junko after she came to Lubrae for help on a specific matter she couldn't tell me about... or wouldn't, more like. Lubrae apparently couldn't get directly involved, due to her position at the time of ruling over Hell, according to Junko, meaning it must have been something pretty major...

On a much similar note, Lubrae had taught four disciples four of her five abilities. I did mention that Lubrae's 'main' ability was to discern the history of anything, right? Well, she had four disciples. Aikido Tsumugi, the Disciple of Shadow, who's the only one I'm aware of. There's three others, the Disciple of Time, the Disciple of Deception, and the Disciple of Surprise. Which makes me wonder... Lubrae sounds like a pretty sagely woman, a pretty accepting one, given how Aikido's a human, whilst her other three disciples are presumably youkai or demons.

...It's nearly been 100 years since Hecatia's started searching for Lubrae, even though Lubrae shortly disappeared sometime after Hecatia came into power, about 400 or so years ago. Then again, Lubrae ruled Hell for a few millenia. Maybe she just needs a break? I mean, I would too, if I were that old. Hecatia even supposed that Lubrae wasn't even of this galaxy, but still somewhere from further in the universe, though she's apparently surrounded by the planets she's recorded the history of.

Her records apparently date well beyond the time where humans evolved from monkeys, too, which is... curious. I wonder what history truly was like, before humans evolved... then again, I won't ever know until I meet Lubrae herself, which might... take a while."

...Okay, I take it back. That took barely any time to write, but at the same time, I wrote a bunch. How the hell did I...? Actually, no, let's not question the bizarre pen and journal.

...

I might be here for a while, actually...

Clink!

My thoughts're cut off when a teacup's placed in front of me on a saucer. I look up to see Yuuka's hand quickly retreating from the entrance, as the vines had slightly parted to let her hand through. "I told you I would be back. You may get another later, depending."

Ah... "Right, okay... thanks?" I grab the teacup carefully, bringing it to my mouth to take a sip...

...

Hmm. Pretty rural-tasting blend. Not against it, I drink more tea than Trish does, so I'm accustomed to more... odd blends and tastes. Like green tea, chai tea, black tea... Hell, I've even had sakura tea at one point, which is made from preserved cherry blossoms. it's nice, and we drank some to celebrate our move to Japan. Me and Trish did, anyway.

"...What type of tea is this?" I ask aloud, but... Yuuka's gone. Oh.

...Well, I'll find out later, I guess...

...

 


 

I'm... so bored. I don't know how long it's been, but I drank most of the tea whilst I was filling out Gensopedia entries... I namely filled out some entries for other people I've met... Like Keine, Clownpiece, um... Doremy, Seiga, and... Yuuka herself. Yuuka's the one I just wrote an entry for, too, it reads like...

"Yuuka Kazami, the Flower Master of Four Seasons

A pretty poweful youkai who appears polite and as serene as a flower is, but much like a rose, she has her thorns too. Well, she's mostly got those thorns because of humans and their general disregard for flowers. In fact, she's... very sadistic-like personality deep down, as well as being... rude, even though she appears polite. Then again... I'm pretty sure that's how youkai are to humans in general, isn't it? I've not seen much proof otherwise...

However, despite the above, she seems to treat me somewhat differently? She's interested in my potential, maybe... impressed? I'm not too sure. She was pleased to hear that I'm familiar with flower symbology, and I think she might be more pleased to hear that I did do gardening as a hobby prior to arriving in Gensokyo... On that note, she seems to be able to understand how flowers or plants feel, given how her ability is quite literally manipulating flowers.

...Keine did warn me about going to Yuuka about my potential, but I don't care. I don't believe people are inherently evil or malicious, probably just misunderstood. I know it's the case for a lot of people considered to be 'bad' in the world. I just can't see Yuuka as someone who's genuinely evil. After all, she still seems to have a positive opinion of me... she said I've never harmed a flower intentionally, and she even guessed that I tended to them at one point, which is correct.

What I'm still surprised about is how the sunflowers in the Garden of the Sun apparently react well to my presence. Maybe that's why it feels so homely there? I have a theory... maybe she treats humans who mind or take care of flowers and plants pretty well? Like, gardeners, florists, those types of people, to name a few examples."

...And that's all I've got for her. So far, anyway, I'm sure I'll get more info at some point...

So... 

...

Hmm. I'm probably gonna repeat myself a whole bunch, but... this is really boring. I just-... I just want something to do, like, play a game or something. But no, it's just me sat in here, waiting for a day.

...I don't get how this is supposed to harness my potential, either, make it manifest... At this rate, I'm gonna go insane.

Oh well. It'll all be over eventually, won't it? Surely a day shouldn't take that long... and I don't think I have anything to be afraid of, either. 

"Whaddya mean you can smell a human but you can't see them?!" A random voice passes by, followed by footsteps.

"I'm s~aying I can s~mell one, but it's~ like they're invis~ible or s~omething! I know for s~ure they're around here, but... all I s~ee is damned s~unflowers~!" Another spits back. They both sound... oddly feminine, whilst a bit gruff. It's a weird kind of voice. The second voice seriously seems to have an issue saying anything that has the letter 's' in it. Like, they drag on the 's' way longer than they should.

...

Okay, maybe I do have something to be afraid of. Apparently there are youkai outside, but they can't find me.

"Hmph... Alright, well let's keep looking then! Maybe if we be persistent, they'll show up eventually!" The first voice settles on, but-. "Who the-?"

"Two youkai stumble about, in search of their quarry... though they find none." I hear what sounds like a book shutting. "A display of foolishness and struggle."

"...Are you making fun of us~?" I hear that second voice ask this new one. Compared to the other two, it sounds... older, far more mature, and... considerably calmer. It's not Yuuka, I know that, because I'd recognise her voice.

"...Interpret my words how you will. I merely call you two lost and clueless." I hear a book flip open... "Now, what exactly do we have here, then? A wolf youkai... and a snake woman. Hmh, yes, I see... a glorified slithering noodle and a girl who has issues with hair shedding."

...Those insults are actually pretty on the nose. They've not even made any mistakes when speaking, either, as in... they're not stuttering. For some reason, it gives me friendly tones...

"Oh, you're one to talk, nine tails!" I hear that first voice growl... I'm assuming that first voice is the wolf youkai, and the other is the snake one. Serpent woman, or something like that.

"Yeah! And hey, I'm not s~ome 's~lithering noodle', s~o shut it!" What I presume to be the snake woman shoots back.

"So you claim, but that is all I see here." The newcomer sighs. "Now, tell me, what if I were to tell Kazami that you were, say, messing up this very garden, hm? In search of a human, who has done nothing to it."

...What?

"Wait, you know where they are?" The wolf girl asks. I try and get a good peek past the vines at the scene, which I can briefly get... There's a brown-haired wolf girl with black eyes in what seems to be generic peasant clothes stood beside a person with nearly reptile-like skin, with red piercing eyes and green hair. They don't have legs, instead having this long tail...

My eyes trail to the third person who they addressed as 'nine tails' and... I-... O-Oh, that's... a nine-tailed fox. But not animal-shaped, she's human-shaped. They seem remarkably more memorable than the other two, wearing this extremely clean black and white dress, having bright blonde hair like mine, though she has piercing red eyes too... She seems to be wearing some kind of red scarf and... grey ribbons? They seem similar to mine, they loosely coil around her limbs every now and then...

But behind her are nine big, fluffy, golden tails... They're fluffed up behind her, but I can tell they're pretty long for tails.

...Maybe my fashion sense isn't the only of its kind here, though, given how she has ribbons similar to mine...

"Mmm~... Maybe I do, maybe I don't. Though, you're ignoring my threat... Either you're more foolish than I anticipated, or you're incredibly brave. And, by all means, I know it's the former." She very briefly glances in my direction, but the other two don't seem to notice that...? 

But... during that brief glance, she seemed to give me a reassuring smile. Who is she...?

"Ha, yeah right, that sunflower-hugging weirdo won't believe you for a second. You're just some random kitsune who's trying to lay her claim before we can, I bet." The wolf snorts, with her serpent friend chuckling behind her.

"...Random kitsune, hmm?" She seems amused by this... Why...? "Hmhm... Ahah... Nahah... Hah!" Spreading out her nine tails immediately, she closes the book she's holding, holding it in front of her mouth. "Fufufu~... Tell me, does the name 'Tamamo no Mae' ring any bells, you unfortunate sycophants?"

"T-Tamamo no Mae? P-Pfft... D-Don't make us~... laugh, kitty!" The serpent girl tries to laugh, but she's shaking upon the mention of the name... the wolf woman is, too.

...Wait... 'Tamamo no Mae'? As in... that Tamamo no Mae...?! O-Oh, maybe this is worse than I thought...! I-If she really is that youkai...!

I've... I've heard about her. She... manipulated a lot of emperors and high-ranking people in the past... Kings, rulers, all sorts. But... she's supposed to be dead. I-I read that she's supposed to be dead, Tamamo no Mae that is...

...

Maybe I'm thinking too deeply into this. Maybe she's just lying to make the-.

"...Emperor Toba." She mentions one specific name. That's... wait... that's the name of the person she made extremely ill, a long time ago... "He was the one who had sent two warriors to kill me, in the plains of Nasu, after I had made him so very ill. However, everything that followed was a mere ruse, a charade I entertained so I may lay dormant and plan... It would make sense for me to be in Gensokyo, does it not? It's the perfect place to lay low and hide, among so many youkai... None were any the wiser, outside of a select few."

"We don't care for history, blondie! There's no way you can prove you're Tamamo no Mae!" The wolf girl snaps at her, barking.

"...How uncivilised. Then again, with wild youkai, the general riff-raff... You're insignificant, cowardly, clueless. I see no need to prove anything to you. Now, pray tell, what is your retort to such an opinion?" She snorts, still keeping her composure...

"Alright, look, jus~t tell us~ where the human is~... and we'll leave." The serpent girl attempts to bargain...

"Who said I would offer up my information? I had seen where sh-... He went." She pauses, looking around for a moment. "...Hmm. I could have sworn I'd seen a girl... nevermind."

"Well, we outnumber you two to one, so spill it, kitty!" Cracking her knuckles, the wolf steps forward...

"...It may interest you to know that the human you're seeking... Kazami personally placed him here herself." The way she says her words have this odd... aura behind them. "She could have killed that boy, but she didn't. Instead, she gave him a trial, to remain somewhere in this very garden... Now, should I tell Kazami that, or should you do it yourselves? Because, by all means, that would be incredibly amusing to watch, as the life and hope leaves both of your eyes, as Kazami strikes you down for such a thing."

"Uh... Yus~a-s~an, maybe we s~hould actually lis~ten to her..." The snake girl looks around nervously. Also, I finally have a name. Yusa... the name of the wolf girl. 

Yusa's eyes snaps to her serpent companion. "What?! Come on, Tiza-chan, we're so close I can taste it! And... y'know, I've never tasted cat before."

"And you never will." Suddenly, the still unnamed fox is behind the wolf girl. "After all, youkai eat humans, not each other. That's plain cannibalism, and if you resort to that, then there is nothing to salvage. Begone from this garden."

"W-What the hell-." Yusa goes to turn around and lunge at this supposed 'Tamamo no Mae', only for-.

Wham!

The book is slammed over their head with an extreme amount of force behind it, making her stumble around a bit before...

Thud.

...Collapsing. Huh... 

...

The fox's eyes snap to the serpent. "Now, do you understand? Take your friend and go... or you'll find yourself in a web of lies you may never awaken from."

"O-Okay, okay, I'm going...!" Nearly crying, Tiza, which is what Yusa called her, picks up her wolf friend and starts slithering away, pretty much spooked...

...

W-What did I just watch...?

"Fufufu~... I know you're watching, too. Rajime, was that not what you told Kazami?" What-.

All of a sudden, the woman's eyes are directly in front of the cracks of the vines I was peering through, making me scramble back. "W-What?! W-Who are you...?"

"...Were you not listening?" She gives me a rather dry stare through the vines. "I am the one and only Tamamo no Mae... or am I? Fufufu~... You seem to have your own doubts on the whole matter. However, 'Mae Tamamo'... is too boring of a name to go by, now. Now, let's see here..."

...Giving me a more examining stare than before, she hums as I try and shy away from her gaze. "Oh, come now, I don't mean you any harm. If anything, I saved you from those two fools."

"Y-You... You could just be lying...!" I'm not that stupid!

"...Didn't your mother teach you to put your trust in the ones who protect you?" She grins. I-... M-My... my mother...

...

"...Ah. Touchy topic, it seems." She sighs... "Well, I at least know what naming convention to use now... and what name to use. You're not native to Gensokyo... or to Asia in general, as a matter of fact. No, you aren't at all. You're more of English-European descent... more so English. After all, most people with a hairstyle and eye colour such as yours tends to come from that area..."

"Y-You... can tell that from my hair and eyes...?" I blink. That's... creepy.

"Mmm. Most of the people who have blonde hair and blue eyes tend to come from northern Europe, after all." She smirks. "...Now then... I believe my name shall be Akane Shirogane. Befitting, is it not?"

"A-Akane... Shirogane...?" I stare at her uneasily. Just who is she, really...? She didn't have a reason to step in like that...

"Fufufu~... Quite, my dear Raji-chan." She gives me a grin. There's a hint of sickly sweetness behind it... I'm not sure what it is about her, but she genuinely feels unsettling... "Hmm... You seem to be on edge. Not that I can particularly blame you... after all, we youkai feast on humans, it is nature running its course after all. Hmm, maybe I'm saving you up now so you may be more appealing later? Fufufu~... Let that thought run amok in your head. With such a great youkai as myself... you can never be sure what really is the truth. All you need to know, however, is that you're involved with my plans."

"W-What do you mean? What do you mean I'm involved?! I've not done anything...!" I look about anxiously. What's she talking about?! I-I've seriously not done anything wrong! I've never even met her until now...!

"Fufufu~! Oh, you're simply too young to understand it." Akane holds her grin, leaning slightly closer into the vines. "But know this... Your family, the Nagas... they have ties running a long while back. Ties that I may, or may not, be linked to. Fufufu~... Would you believe me if I told you that your family is what allowed me to cheat death so very easily? Hmhmhm... Of course, this entirely depends if I'm telling you the truth or not."

"But-. But are you?" I blink at her. "Wait, how do you know my last name-?"

She sighs, shrugging. "How naive are you, you silly goose?" Who even uses that saying anymore? "...Do you genuinely expect me to speak the truth to a being as insignificant and powerless as yourself? Look at you, you're trapped in there until tomorrow. In fact, I could even break you out of there, take you to a... hm, let's say 'better place', no? Would you like that?"

"N-No! I want to stay here! I need to find out how to grasp my potential...!" I deny as firmly as I can, shifting further back into the little den Yuuka's placed me in.

"Oh? Potential? You mean that creation of essence tomfoolery?" Akane raises a brow, staring directly at me no matter how hard I try to shy from her view... It's like she knows everything I'm gonna do. It's... creepy. "Fufufu~... Nonetheless, you seem quite determined on the matter."

W-Wait... How...? "Why do you know about that...?"

"Hmm... Yes, I wonder why, too?" Akane merely grins. I can see her faintly grinning from beyond the vines... "Let's just say... wherever you've been, I've been, too, hm? And, before you go rocketing off questions as to 'how' or 'why', or any other nonsense, I'm not elaborating anymore than I am here. It's why I know so much about you inherently... and why your last name is Naga."

She must know a lot about me, then... Wait, if she's always been around me, then... "...You knew I'd be here, wouldn't you?"

"My, that's quite a bold guess, my dear Raji-chan." I hear her giggle at my response. "Full points, however, so you've got me there, child. Mmm~... I also know you're collecting those bizarre cards as an errand for Hell, no?"

"You know about that too..." I mutter, before clearing my throat... "Um... yes, actually...?"

"Hmm... Here." Her hand somehow weaves its way through the vines, holding... a card. "This... is a card of myself. It may prove useful for you, no?"

W-... What? Really? Hold on... "You're... contradicting yourself. You just called me 'insignificant and powerless'... why should I just believe you'll give me the card?" 

"Fufufu~... Good. It seems my presence is already having quite the effect on your mentality... In Gensokyo, and in life, you must doubt things more often than not. Know this well. Always have second thoughts." Akane's hand doesn't retract. "...However, I do genuinely want you to take the card."

"...Why should I believe you?" I repeat myself.

"Do you have a reason not to?" 

...

"Yes, actually." I start raising my voice. "For one, you could be deceiving me, and you also claimed to be Tamamo no Mae, which is impossible. She's supposed to be dead. Second off... you could be out to hurt me."

"...Clever... I suppose human minds work in quite fascinating ways, each one being different from the other..." Akane sounds... amused, I can hear her trying to suppress another giggle. "However, I was speaking the truth about the Tamamo no Mae part... or was I? Ahaha, eheh... Hm, hm... But I am not attempting to deceive you here. I wish for our relationship to be... on relatively good terms. After all, I had sworn myself to an oath, where I would... well, you don't need to know all about that oath just yet, do you? Take the card, Raji-chan. For it may help you in times to come."

...Hesitantly, I reach out to grab the card, and the moment I take it, Akane grabs my arm. "W-What're you doing?!"

"...Don't lose that." I see her red eyes flash directly against mine harshly...! Her grip's like iron, too! "I had gone through the trouble of purchasing it and everything... and, frankly, I don't wish to see my money wasted. Hmm..." She lets go of my hand, her tone and gaze going softer. "Maybe you would appreciate some company, too? I'm not quite sure if this is what she would want me doing, although-."

"He~y, who's that weird lady talking to?" I hear what I think is a fairy speak up from nearby, cutting Akane's sentence off.

"I dunno... it looks like she's talking to the sunflowers." Another observes.

"That's weird!"

"You're weird, Kirin-chan!"

"Blehh! You shut your face Damp-chan!"

"...On second thought, it appears I can't stay for very long... Fairies, you know? Quite the handful, despite their small stature." Akane rolls her eyes, opening her book again as she begins flying away. "May we meet again, Raji-chan... and hopefully, it will be quite soon."

"Wait-. What do you mean by 'she'?! Who're you talking about?!" I shout after her, confused. Who's Akane referring to?!

"That, my dear Raji-chan, would spoil the surprise!" She grins almost chaotically, before... disappearing.

...

She disappeared. Like, she flew up, then just... vanished. Without a trace. What... the hell?

...

Huh... Well, that sure was weird... But I can't shake a bad feeling that she's up to something... Just... abruptly introducing herself like that, with no warning, giving me that card... Just what is she planning? She briefly mentioned another person, a woman from the sounds of it, but I don't know who would work with Akane to watch over me in secret... Junko, maybe, but she's the only one who comes to mind, and I don't think she'd be willing to hire a youkai to do it. Akane definitely has her own agenda, but I don't entirely know what that agenda is... and I don't think she'll tell me, even if I ask nicely.

...

My eyes trail down to the card she gave me. My arm still feels sore from where she grabbed me, her grip, it... it felt crushing, there was an amount of strength behind it that was just... overwhelming, I guess.

It's got a drawing of a beautiful-looking fox with nine golden, large tails splayed out behind it. On this fox is a couple of stones, emitting what seems to be a gas... I flip to the other side to see the description.

"Tamamo's Forbidden Toxicity

Getting tired of people not letting up? Not to worry, this card'll allow you to wear them down if you just keep dodging! Gradually, you'll release clouds of tiring poison that'll drain an enemy's stamina, allowing you to defeat them without firing so much as a singular regular danmaku pellet! Another neat little thing is that the more you graze, the better the toxins are! Don't worry, they're all non-lethal. Don't ask me how it works... ask Tamamo no Mae instead, she's the one who made the poison!"

That's... wow. Tiring poison...? I suppose that's a neat reference to the time Tamamo no Mae's spirit embedded itself into that one stone... and apparently, it let off some poisonous gas that killed whoever it came in contact with. Although... Akane referred to this as a card of herself...

...Maybe I'm doubting it too much, and she really is Tamamo no Mae. If so, then... oh, boy, I'm probably in deeper than I thought I am. This is weird... but I guess weird things're attracted to me like a magnet. 

Regardless, I pocket the card into the same pocket I placed Purified Strike in...

...

Well, now what...? Hmm...

Maybe I should just... focus on other things, yeah, that makes sense, right...?

...

 


Meanwhile... (Junko POV)

 

...Hmm. That was a particularly strange sensation just then... It's almost as if my perspective on things has... flipped on its head, almost. 

"Whoa, hey." Hecatia places her hand on my shoulder. A subtle gesture, but actions do speak louder than words. She's concerned, isn't she? "You sure you're feeling alright? Ever since Rajime's left, you've... been acting strange."

"It's just me worrying... even though I know he'd most likely be fine." I pause... In actuality... "No, he definitely is fine... but I cannot shake the feeling that something bad is happening..."

"I mean, he went to see Kazami of all people. No surprise you're worried sick." Hecatia shrugs... and frankly, it's fair enough. I had heard of her... 'reputation' among humans. A truly sadistic youkai with a disdain for humans... or, perhaps, her sadistic nature is merely an intimidation tactic. It's the likeliest option since, after all, youkai can feed themselves off the fear humans produce.

...Or so I have been told, at least. I know they may also physically feast on a human's body... flesh and all. 

More importantly. "I'm fine, Hecatia, I'm sure he's faring well, currently." I fold my arms, staring down at the tabletop in front of me.

"And how're you so sure about it? I mean, for all we know, he could be dead, buried beneath a bunch of sunflowers or something." Hecatia raises a brow at my... certainty on the matter. Truth be told, I'm not all that certain, however...

"I do have faith, Hecatia. That's my leading reason behind the confidence that he's perfectly fine." I close my eyes, smiling. Rajime is... quite a bizarre one, as far as humans go. He's definitely not dying of starvation out there, since I did pack that lunchbox for him...

"...Right. Right, yeah, you're probably right. I mean... I'm just worried that if he dies, you'd... uh... be really pushed over the edge. The final straw, last nail in the coffin, y'know?" Hecatia looks to the side. I can tell that she's worried, too.

"...Mmm. Quite. Though, I hadn't expected you to be worried about him. You've only just met Rajime today, after all." I give Hecatia a brief glance, as I take a sip from a nearby teacup.

"A~h... So you noticed that too, huh...?" She grins. "Well... yeah, I'm pretty concerned too. He's a good kid, maybe a bit naive or clueless, but his heart's in the right place."

"Yes, I'm quite aware of his particular ideals... He's not a fan of conflict." I contemplate continuing further. He is quite naive, his very ideals being proof of this. As far as I'm aware, conflict is necessary for Gensokyo to exist. Conflict between youkai and humans, I mean.

"Mh~m." Hecatia hums, giving a brief nod. "Y'know... on a related note, you're uh... you're really sure that you want to get him involved with... that? Junko, seriously, I dunno if it's a good idea. It might break his heart."

...Ah. That... I had entirely forgotten... Even though I feel more... appeased, I still want to get back at her. That wretched woman, sitting in isolation in the Lunar Capital, 'imprisoned'... Pftah, what foolishness. She's not imprisoned, she's only kept there to remain safe from me and the pure, unrivalled fury I would unleash on her, should I get my hands on her.

Of course... I am referring to my very mortal enemy, the very being of my grudge, Chang'e. I had gotten so close, that day... the day I had met precious little Reisen-chan. That sage... I had not anticipated her plans to stop me, sending such an impure rabbit... 

Although, it seems that fate has been kind and gladly aligned with me... I had read up on that potential, in Tsumugi's book. Yes... Rajime's potential does seem quite similar to that one, the creation of elemental essences... A wind shockwave, for starters, a defensive electrical reaction bolt that had nearly singed Kazami... It adds up quite well. I'm glad Tsumugi did record such a topic before her disappearance, because if she hadn't... then I would be quite lost and confused on what to do with Rajime as a result.

"Uh... Junko?" Hecatia snaps her fingers in front of my face. Hmm? Ah... I suppose I had been lost in thought for a moment there... "This is a serious question, like... are you sure you want to get him involved in that? It's one hell of a risk, since he might refuse to do anything."

"If he finds out, that is." I grimace. I don't want to lie to him, but... it is the only way I can think of. "Even so, he is still young... only recently becoming an adult himself, after all. He may not entirely understand at first, although with some time and dedication, I may be able to get him to understand. After all... he would be mortified to hear the pain and suffering that I have gone through, each waking day being one of agony..."

"Okay, okay, sheesh, no need to get all theatrical." Hecatia shakes her head. "I get your point, though. How're you planning to even go about it, anyway?"

"He, as a human, is full of impurities... Impurities that the Lunarians are scared of. Cowards, the lot of them, favouring their spick and span 'pure' culture... What a farce. We will do what we had done before... although this time, we know what to expect of them. Next time, we will not fail, Hecatia, know this well." I raise a finger, staring her dead in the eyes. "And this time, we will have Rajime on our side, a being so impure the Lunarians will feel tortured to even see him. Impurities are what make humans perfect, after all. They evolve and adapt, whilst the Lunarians refuse to consider such a thing. That is their downfall."

"So~... pretty much, you're planning on purifying him to be a being of pure lifeforce like you did with all those other fairies that one time, aren't you?" Hecatia interprets my words well, it appears. 

"That is my plan. That purification, when paired with that extreme potential of his, will certainly be a deciding factor in this long-running feud of ours, between Hell and the Moon." I finish with confidence. 

"Are you uh... Are you sure he'll be able to handle being purified?" Hecatia furrows her brows. "Like, what if you accidentally make him go 'poof'?"

Seriously, now? "Hecatia, who do you think I am, some careless buffoon? I will take every precaution to specifically prevent that from happening."

"Okay, fair, I should've expected that." She sighs. "But still, are you sure about purifying him?"

"I'm quite positive on the matter... It's as I said." I smile again. "I have faith in him."

...

"...Uh-huh. Sure." She grins this time instead. It seems she understands just how determined I am about this...

Hahaha...

...Are you listening, Chang'e?! This will be your downfall, sooner or later, no matter how long it takes, months, years, centuries, I shall always have the patience to see the life leave your eyes, to see the heat leave your fingertips, to cast your cold and shallow body into the always burning flames of Hell! Only then will I be satisfied! Only with your death, shall all this madness end!

...

Although... I would feel bad if I left Rajime alone. If I truly moved on... I suppose he's grown on me, even in the incredibly short time he's been here. Hecatia, too, we had spent so long working towards this... It would be quite... peculiar, saying goodbye for the very last time. And Clownpiece... Well, I suppose she has been like a daughter to me, too.

Even if Chang'e's death would satisfy me grandly, for all the suffering she had caused... I suppose I still have purpose, even outside of this extensive grudge of mine. And I suppose I have committed to developing my relationship with Hecatia in the downtime between the attempts to finally end Chang'e...

"Okay, Junko, be serious, are you feeling alright?" Hecatia speaks up again, sounding more concerned. "I-... Wait, are you... crying? Huh... Think that's the first time I've seen you do that in a long time..."

...Ah. It seems I am crying... Hmm... How long has it been since I had truly shed genuine tears...? It feels like ages have gone by, millions upon millions of years... I suppose this grudge has altered my sense of time dilation.

Finding my words, I respond to Hecatia. "...Even with Chang'e's death... I do not wish to move on. I still have more purpose outside of this endless grudge, even after righteous vengeance has been had, I... would miss you. Clownpiece, too, as well as Rajime." It has been... quite a long time since I've truly felt this burning sensation. Of love, that is... The rampant thoughts of vengeance and unimaginable fury had poisoned my senses over the years, I suppose. "You three... are essentially the closest I have left to family. I... I love you, Hecatia."

...

"A~wh!" Practically lunging over the table, Hecatia divebombs into me, wrapping her arms around my back tightly as we both fall to the floor. "Love you too, Junko."

This feeling is... nice. I am quite used to this feeling, this show of affection... Feng, my... first son, would sometimes do this, it's... mmm... nostalgic, in a sense. I also specify first... since I have Rajime, now. He reminds me so much of him, Feng, that is...

Maybe... I could enjoy this more, and go back to the life I should have had, before this grudge, before anything bad happened, before... before he took Feng from me... That vile man. I still do not forget him, even today, I constantly imagine his death in my head over and over... It's what drives me still. He was the one who took Feng from me, and by extension, Chang'e too. She was the one who had tempted him to do it... I know she did. But the fact he gave into her... They are both equally as vile and disgusting. Of course...

...I am talking about the very same man who shot down the suns long ago, weakening Hell as a result... Hou Yi. Chang'e's former husband... a wretched man who is as equally as wretched as Chang'e is.

...

I suppose I am letting those incessant memories distract me from enjoying the moment... After all, sometimes, the present is better to focus on than the past or future... and a stunning example is right now.

...I do hope Rajime is holding up fine in that garden... There's no way for me to tell his current state... but I have faith, still.

...

 


Meanwhile... (Rajime POV)

 

I... Whoa, I feel strange, it's like how I viewed things just went... ehh, like, it just got thrown off momentarily. It's like that feeling where everything just briefly stops and you acknowledge it stops, but when you look around, everything goes back to normal. It's one of those feelings.

...Hmm... Where was I...? Oh, right, I just finished up writing some more diary entries. Mokou, sis, Kolar, uh... u~m... Reisen, Eirin even though I know next to nothing about her, Tewi... Oh, Aikido, too, she's important... and now Akane, I guess.

...

I wrote a wall of text for Akane, too, but it's mostly just me talking in circles... or is it writing? Ehh~... Let's call it talking, since I write in first person here. It's mostly comprised of the question of who Akane really is. Is she Tamamo no Mae, like she says? Is she someone else entirely? I don't know.

...What I do know is that she sees me as something to keep an eye on... and she swore an oath, apparently. What the oath was for, however, I don't know... and she nearly mentioned someone, she'd been keeping an eye on me since... actually, I don't know when she started doing it, but I assume... when I first woke up in Gensokyo, maybe? Wait, no, Junko was there... she couldn't have... right?

...

A-Ahah, moving on... Aikido's entry is basically just what Hecatia told me, but the way I interpreted it. So basically Aikido was this super big author who wrote eighty books about eighty different things... I think. That's my assumption, anyway. She lives in the shadows, and she pretty much is a shadow herself. So... she exists as long as light and darkness exists, to create shadows, that is. I did also make a note that Hecatia's looking for her, alongside Lubrae, and that she thinks Aikido could be high up on Youkai Mountain...

Which I now know as 'comically large mountain', since it's the largest one I can see at any given moment. 

Trish's is pretty simple, it's just a recalling of who she is, how she acts, and... well, basically, everything I know about her. Which is a lot, me and her don't keep a lot of secrets from each other, only a few. Even then, those secrets're private or sensitive information, so we both know why we never mention those secrets. One of the very few things we agree on, that is, respecting each other's privacy.

...

Do I really need to go over and summarise what I wrote for all of them...? I mean, I could just say 'Eirin's a doctor I guess', 'Kolar's a friend of mine and Trish's', so on so forth, and be done with it. No need to go into too much detail... unless if I'm looking for something specific, right?

Also, I must've been writing for a while, since it's starting to get dark pretty quickly... and I've started to hear more people coming and going. Youkai, most likely, but also some fairies from what I've seen.

Hmm... Maybe I should eat my lunch now? I mean, I'm in a safe spot, there's no risk of me getting discovered for eating a lunchbox. Well-. More like 'dinnerbox' now, am I right? Ahaha...

What did Junko say was in here again? I know she definitely said rice and fish, uh... tofu too. I think there was one other thing...

Pulling the lunchbox carefully from my bag, I firmly place it on my lap. Still a paper parcel, still got a rope tied around it, and there's an R written on it carefully in ink.

Well... What am I waiting for? Carefully undoing the rope, my hands tremble slightly... well, they namely tremble because for one, it's cold, and for another, there's youkai all over the place, apparently.

C-C'mon, don't fumble with-. Ah, there we are...

I managed to undo the rope tie on it, then carefully removed the packaged paper. I'm... not too sure if I should damage the paper or the rope. Namely because I never really asked Junko what I should do with that after I open it.

Popping it open, I find exactly what she said inside. Cooked fish, that's somehow still warm, this really clean nice-looking rice... some shiny fruits, like, cherries and cut melon... Ah... Melon?

...My eyes especially pause on the melon. Melon... Y'know, I always did like melon. I liked the taste of it. Trish hated them, though. Never really understood why, she's missing out.

Regardless, the fruit's shiny and looks incredibly clean... And, lastly, there's... a bunch of creamy-looking square... ah. Ah, that's... that's the tofu she mentioned.

...

I'm not entirely sure if I'm for or against tofu, honestly, since I don't think I've ever tried it before. First time for everything though, right? Ahaha...

...W-Well... I see that she's kind enough to give me chopsticks. I-. Chopsticks.

I mean, I can use them, that's not the issue, I'm just far more used to using a fork or something.

...Slowly, I go to dig in, opting to try a bit of fish first...

"Mmm...!" I can hardly contain the taste. It's... really good! Somehow, despite being in there for a while, the fish is still the right temperature! Aside from that, it's... juicy! It's really, really good!

Okay, screw taking it slow! Picking up the speed, I start wolfing down pretty much anything meat-and-rice-related, not wasting any time. Another thing I can note is that the rice perfectly accents the fish, and... it's seasoned. With what, I don't know, but whatever it is, it's pretty damn good...

And... before long, I'm left with the fruits and tofu...

...I move to try some tofu first, still slightly apprehensive about trying it, but when I do...

"Hey... Do you guys smell that?" A voice cuts me off. It sounds pretty young... maybe a fairy.

Also-. Smell? I-... Oh. I... completely forgot about the scent this'd give off. I mean, it just smelt so amazing, that I got carried away...

"Yeah! I dunno what it is, though..." I hear another voice.

"Judging from the smell... I'd say some kind of meat, or something. Like... a fish? I think it's fish..." A third voice practically confirms that they're smelling what I'm eating.

...Ah, uh... well, this is awkward. What I don't expect to hear is...

"Meat?!" An oddly familiar voice catches my attention. Why is it so familiar...? Where've I heard that voice before...?

"Hah! Don't be stupid, Mystia-chan, there's no fish here!" That second voice nearly starts laughing, before I hear a pretty audible whack. "O~ww..."

"Yeah, but it could be some human eating fish, or something." 'Mystia-chan' retorts, before groaning. "Ugh, why'd I agree to hang out with you guys today? I could've been practicing my music with Kyouko..."

...Well, that's interesting. Slowly, I close the box I was given, placing it in my bag partially, before carefully sneaking to the vines to try and get a peek at the group I'm hearing...

"I thought you liked us, Mystia-san...?" That first voice pipes up again... All I know is that one of them is called 'Mystia-chan', whoever she is.

Slowly, I peek through the cracks in the vines, finally getting a good look at the group...

"Well, yeah, I like you, Wriggle, but that's it." Mystia, who's this girl with grey eyes and pink hair apparently, looks over at whoever Wriggle is... who seems to be another younger-looking girl with blue eyes, teal hair, and... are those antennae?

...Other notable features is that this Mystia girl seems to have pointed ears and... I'm pretty sure I can see pink bird wings. Oh, so she's blatantly a youkai, then. Anything else? Well... She's wearing brown and white clothes, but she has this hat on. One other thing I can note is that she has bird-shaped ornaments lining her hat and dress. Mystia, that is... she also seems to have really long fingernails, or that's the darkness of this night playing tricks on me.

My eyes trail over to Wriggle again. Like I said, it looks like she has antennae. Other things I can pick out is that she's dressed... surprisingly plainly. As in, white shirt with slightly unique-looking short sleeves, and baggy blue shorts. I can swear that she's wearing some kind of dark cape, though... But, other than those bug-like features, she... seems like an average human child.

"T-That's..." I see a green-haired girl pouting. She doesn't seem too noteworthy, outside of the fact she seems to be a fairy. Uhh... In her hair's a golden ribbon, she has golden wings, and she's got a blue dress with a white trim. Nothing too noteworthy otherwise...

"Don't let her keep you down, Dai-chan!" Someone flies up beside her, it being a girl with very bright cyan hair and blue eyes, dressed in a similar... well, dress. She seems to be a fairy, too, but she's got a blue ribbon in her hair, and... her wings... they're like shards of... something. I don't know what they are, but they're clearly not normal wings... I'm also given a nickname, 'Dai-chan'... "I still like you!"

...How'm I even seeing their eye colours...? Ah, well, let's not question it...

"...Thanks, Cirno-chan..." 'Dai-chan' seems to lighten up a little... and I'm given another name. 'Cirno-chan'.

...I tilt my head. They seem like a good group of friends, but wasn't there a fifth-.

"Hi, mister!" W-Whah?! I stumble back because someone just popped up in front of where I was looking out from...!

"W-What...?" I... I don't... I'm so surprised my voice is pretty quiet, but...

I try and get a good look at her, but it's like the darkness... intensified, or something. From what I can barely see, she's... blonde, like me, there's a red ribbon in her hair, but she's wearing... a black dress, or something. Something like that. She's got piercing red eyes, however, so clearly, she's no normal human... maybe a youkai.

Then again, as I said before, youkai's probably just a big old umbrella term everyone uses to address non-humans, if they don't have... you know, a specific species name. I know for a fact Junko addressed fairies as specifically fairies as opposed to youkai, Hecatia didn't call Lubrae a... youkai, either. Then again, I'm not sure if you could particularly call Lubrae a youkai, given what I know of her, and what Hecatia knows of her... 

...Pretty sure Reisen was also addressed as a moon rabbit... or, uh, an earth rabbit? What did they call her, again...? Pretty sure Junko and Keine addressed Reisen as one or the other...

Hmm. Thing to look into later, I guess. Still, uh... I guess there's specific, like, species of youkai, sub-species or something, whatever someone'd call it.

M-More importantly! I try and clear my throat the best I can, whilst remaining quiet... "Who are you...?"

"Who're you?" She tilts her head at me. I-. Wait, I just noticed something, why are her arms... up to her side? Like, it looks like one of those janky, stiff models you'd get when you spawn something in a game engine. What'd they call it again? A 'T-pose'? I mean, it looks like she's crucified, if I'm being honest, but she clearly isn't. So why...?

And... why is her voice so familiar?

"...Uhh... Rumia, are you feeling alright? You're... talking to, um... sunflowers." I'm pretty sure Mystia spoke up. Their voices're unique, and I can pretty much tell who's who... I mean, I'm pretty good at memory, I can recall things pretty well, like... stuff from... a few years ago, a few meaning, like, five. Maybe more. I can remember a lot, actually...

Trish, on the other hand, is like a snowglobe. Shake her and her memory goes all over the place.

I-. Okay, no, that's a weird example to use, when I consider it. She's... uh... hmm... oblivious? Either that or she cares more about the present and future. I... like to dwell on the past, the good parts of it, anyway, because who'd dwell on bad parts of history? T-That'd be... well, stupid.

"I'm not?" 'Rumia' just does a spin on the spot and nearly clips a sunflower with her arm. I'm pretty sure Yuuka'd be angry if she did hit the sunflower... so, yeah, maybe it's for the best she nearly clotheslined it with her arm, instead of outright smacking it. "There's a guy here!"

"I-... A guy. Wow. What, did the sunflowers make them?" Mystia sounds incredibly sarcastic, for some reason.

"U-Um..." Wriggle speaks up next, sounding... apprehensive, but continues regardless. "Maybe you should elaborate...?"

"Elaborate?! Leave it to me, I'm really good at collaborating!" Pretty sure that was 'Cirno-chan', whoever they are. Also-. Did they just say collaborating? I... Doesn't she mean elaborating, or something...?

"...I said elaborating-." Wriggle sounds slightly annoyed before I see something vaguely approaching at an undetermined speed towards the vines-.

Thwack!

...I think that was her hitting the vines at some speed. Namely because-. "Oww... No, I meant berating!"

...What even...? I feel... slightly concerned, for whatever reason...

"I-I'm pretty sure she said elaborating, Cirno-chan..." 'Dai-chan' speaks up again, sounding slightly awkward.

"O~h! Elaborating!" Cirno-chan snaps her fingers a few times. I'm still mentally concerned about her. "I thought Wriggle said 'E la berating', whatever that means! I thought it was, uh... what was that one language again, u~h... France?"

Ah, yes, my favourite language. France. Also-. What does she know about French? I mean, clearly not a lot, given how she doesn't even know what the name of the language is, but still. She's vaguely aware of it... why, exactly?

"I think you mean French. Besides, that's what the people from that one manor call it, anyway." Mystia sounds like she does not care in the slightest. Which is reasonable. "Besides, everyone here speaks Japanese... I think."

"Is that so~?" Rumia, as she's called, pipes up.

"Ugh-. Not that again! It took ages to get you to stop earlier!" Mystia snaps at her. I'm... taking that's a normal occurrence, then.

"Is that so~?"

"Damn it!"

...Ignoring that, I stare at the vines, specifically through the cracks, to try and see what's going on out there. To my surprise, I find that someone is trying to lodge their head through the vines. I mean, all I see is cyan hair, and that's a pretty telltale sign of who's trying to force their way in.

"C'mon, you stupid green rope things...!" My would-be invader of personal space does... not seem to know what a vine is, or how to get through them. How bizarre.

...

As amusing as watching her struggling is, I'd... uh... I'd rather her not invading my... you know, personal space, as I said. "...Um."

"Wh-. Hey, hey, hey!" She suddenly stops, retracting her head with a bit of struggling due to how far she wedged it in there, before pressing her face right up against the vines. "There is a guy in there! Ha!"

"Is that s-moh?" I hear Rumia's mouth getting covered by someone before she can finish her sentence. Probably for the better, because, like, I'm pretty sure this is the tenth time she was about to say that. It was the only thing that was audible outside of this uh... 'Cirno-chan' trying to force herself in here.

"...If one of you says 'there's a guy in there' again, I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to hold myself back anymore." I hear a very annoyed Mystia, before there's general movement in my direction.

Tonight on 'how things can go very badly', this situation! Okay, okay, uh... get serious, game face, be as convincing as possible.

...

Oh, who am I kidding? I should just be myself. Best way to go about this. I do subtly draw Purified Strike and Tamamo's Forbidden Toxicity, as the second card was named, keeping them just hidden under my leg, but still in arm's reach. Y'know, that reminds me of that one saying, keep your cards close to your chest...

But, in this case, I also have the opportunity to whack someone upside the head with a shield or punt them. And, let's face it, I'm not gonna do that. Namely because I don't like badly hurting people, or, uh... instigating violence. Don't get me wrong, I'd willingly fight back if I had to, but that's only if someone attacks me first and doesn't stop, even after I try and reason with them.

...Not that I've ever gotten into a fight, Trish does that more than I do, but still, I wouldn't hesitate to fight back if I see that bargaining or pleading's out of the question.

Still, situation at hand... this is youkai I'm talking about. Also two fairies, but there's three youkai here. I am severely outnumbered.

When in doubt, be casual. When all five're just... looking at me, I speak casually, totally without sweating whatsoever. "...Hey."

...That was just one word.

"...Okay, I take it back, 'guy' is the best way to describe..." The bird youkai, who I'm certain's Mystia, stares at me. "...whoever this is."

"Haha! So you admit it, Mystia!" 'Cirno-chan' seems smug.

"Shut it, Cirno." Mystia scowls in her general direction. Oh, so her name's Cirno... right. Then, clearing her throat, she focuses on me again. "...Are uh... you a human, or...?"

"...Shouldn't you be able to tell?" I raise a brow. 

"...He... He does have a point there, actually..." That green-haired fairy named 'Dai-chan' or something grins.

"...I can't. That's the thing." Mystia deadpans. She... can't tell? Do-. Do I look like a youkai that much? If so, then I've somehow impressed myself. "I mean-. Look at the way he's dressed, that just says 'youkai' all over, but he looks like a human. It's weird! Look at that shield!"

I mean... I know I'm weird. Also, yeah, the shield makes me stand out, I know. I mean, they don't seem any the wiser, maybe I could potentially act like a youkai when I'm in Gensokyo... Shouldn't be too hard, right? If anything, I could-.

"Hey, mister, are you a human? If so, can I eat you?" Rumia speaks up again and-...

...

Oh. Now I know why her voice is so familiar. She's the same youkai that tried to eat me when I woke up for the first time. The whole wanting to eat me thing, that's... uh... that's what made it click with me. Well this is awkward...!

She doesn't seem to remember me, though... Okay, screw it, be as vague as possible. "Maybe, maybe not. Although, I'd prefer you not attempting that. For your own safety, not mine." 

"...Okay, yeah, no, he's a human." Mystia grins. Wh-. How. How the hell did she determine that? "No youkai's stupid enough to acknowledge a question like that. He's also got a human scent."

...There's a scent?

"...Scent?" Cirno seems bewildered. "I dunno, all I smell is grass..."

"That's because you're a fairy... not a youkai, Cirno." Mystia just looks done with her. I mean, I would be too, she seems like an idiot. Cirno, that is. 

"Hey! My sense of smell's still pretty good!" Cirno does this one motion which looks like she's rolling up a non-existent long sleeve for her dress, which is obviously done for exaggeration. "Why I oughta-."

"...Kindly refrain from fighting in front of me." I shake my head. Also, seeing as how Mystia knows, I might as well come clean. "Alright, fine, I'm a human. But I know for a fact you can't kill me, eat me, or do anything like that." I also point at Rumia as I say that last part.

"...Why...?" Wriggle, that green or teal-haired bug youkai, seems confused. "If anything, you're trapped in there... What do you mean?"

"Because I'm not. I'm here until tomorrow." Closing my eyes, I begin grinning. "...Also, if anything bad happened to me, you'd be hunted down."

"Oh, great, he's one of those humans." Mystia deadpans. "Let me guess, the Hakurei'll hunt her down if she eats you." She points over at Rumia for reference. "Because she won't."

"...I never said anything about a Hakurei." I open my eyes again, still grinning. "I'm talking about Yuuka. She's the one who put me here, after all." 

"I-... Oh, her?" That seems to have deterred her a bit... but she isn't sold, I can tell.

"T-T-The flower lady?!" Cirno freezes on the spot, looking absolutely terrified. I mean, if I was her and knew about Yuuka, I would be, too.

"U-Um...!" Dai-chan, whoever she is, also seems considerably intimidated.

"Ah..." Wriggle looks... dazed. That's the best way I can describe it, honestly.

"...Who?" I've confused Rumia, at least. Well-. I was expecting her to be afraid of Yuuka, but this works too...?

Suddenly, Cirno grabs her by the shoulders, shaking her wildly! "The flower lady! The really, really scary one that lives in the garden!"

"O~h!" Rumia nods in understanding, before- "Aaa~h!" -flailing her arms somewhat wildly despite still having her body be in a T-shape. How she does that I will never know. I don't want to know, either.

But, as I said, Mystia wasn't entirely sold on that. "...And how're you so sure of that?"

Well, for one, she said that I'd be here in relative isolation, or something like that, which meant I wouldn't be bothered. I'm imagining she'd want to enforce that, too. But she doesn't need to know that. "Considering she's the one who put me here, I'm imagining she wants me to stay here."

...Not far from the truth, but not the truth entirely, so it'll work. 

"...Uh-huh. You're sweating bullets though." The bird gives me a grin this time. "So you're probably lying, or you're just imagining things. Probably the latter."

"Wait, if he's just imagining it, then maybe she's keeping him there for a bad reason!" Cirno abruptly blurts out. Oh, boy. "What if he's a prisoner?! We've gotta break him out!"

"...How do you know what a prisoner-..." Mystia's about to question it, before shaking her head. "Nevermind, but still, there's no reason for us-"

"I'll help you, Cirno-chan...!" Dai-chan abruptly cuts in.

"-to help him..." Mystia stops to give her a confused stare, before shaking her head. "I mean, we could just leave him there, and go home."

...I'd actually like that option, if I'm being honest. "I mean, I want to stay-."

"Ice Ki~ck!" I briefly see Cirno charging forward before-.

Bam!

...Oh. It appears she somehow broke through the vines.

I-.

Were they that flimsy? No, wait, they can't be... uh... hmm. Maybe she weakened them by barging into them earlier...? Yeah, that's probably what did it...

"Haha! Those vines weren't any match for the strongest!" Cirno boasts, standing up after she broke through. I just... sort of stare at her for a moment, before not moving an inch. Because, well, Yuuka told me to stay here, so I'm staying here.

Out of the corner, I also see something moving towards me, so I jump and hold a hand out towards whatever it is-.

Fwash!

"...What?" Mystia sounds disturbed. What did I-.

...I turn and see a frozen Rumia on the floor. Oh. That's... um... huh. What did-... Oh, I did that again, didn't I...? Add a third thing to the list of weird happenings regarding me... or, more like, the third case of random magical shenanigans.

"Is... she alright?" Wriggle also looks concerned.

"Hey..." Cirno looks at Rumia as she gets off the floor, then at me, before approaching and putting a hand on my shoulder. "I didn't know you used ice magic too!"

Ice magic...? I'm still shocked that I somehow did that. Before, it was like... a minor wind shockwave, then a defensive lightning bolt, but... I just froze a youkai solid. "...I-... I don't. These sort of things just... happen, around me."

"...Oh, now I get why you were in there." Mystia groans. "You were probably seen as dangerous, or something."

I mean, yeah, you could see it that way. But I might as well comment on one thing. "...Might I add that I don't control when I use magic, either? It's entirely up to chance and certain circumstances, factors that decide what, when, why, where, who, or how."

"...Eh?" I've somehow stumped Cirno. Which isn't that hard, judging from how much of an idiot she seems to be...

Ah-. That's actually pretty rude to refer to her as, u~h... 

...

I don't know any word other than idiot that can describe her. Stupid? Dumb? I dunno, I feel like idiot works the best, even if it sounds rude.

"...Really? Then how'd you do that, then?" Mystia has a brow raised. I mean, if I was her, I'd be confused as hell, too. "You looked confident in casting that."

"...I've never casted that before in my life. I can't even use magic normally." I stretch a hand out towards a nearby... uh... sunflower, I guess. Hopefully Yuuka doesn't mind... "Like, look, I'm trying, and nothing!" 

I've done everything I can think of, exerting my hand outwards, clutching, squeezing, doing all sorts of goofy hand motions that might look really stupid depending on who looks at them, the whole nine yards.

"W-Wait... Didn't Rumia mention a guy who um... c-could use magic, e-even though it seemed like he couldn't...?" Dai-chan abruptly speaks up. Oh, wow, I'm making a name for myself.

"Huh?" Wriggle turns to her in confusion. "She said that?"

"How did you forget...?" Dai-chan blinks.

...

There's a very brief awkward silence before I clear my throat. "Yeah, I'm that guy, in that instance. She attacked me two days ago - or nights I should say, and something like..." I stare at the frozen Rumia briefly. "...that happened."

"Let me guess, it was-" Mystia's about to say, but...

"-a shockwave of some kind." I speak perfectly alongside her, nodding. She just... pauses. "Yeah, I know, I'm the one who did that. All in self-defense, though, since she was the one who attacked me first. I didn't even fight back, initially."

"...You're one of those outsiders, aren't you?" The bird youkai raises a brow at me. I see 'outsider' is an umbrella term, too. Cool. I merely nod along with her words... "That reminds me, I met one the other day in the bamboo forest too."

"...Let me guess, pink hair, looks plain as all hell, and completely ignored you?" I grin, giving a pretty accurate description of Trish.

"...How-?" She seems genuinely disturbed that I know this.

"She's my sister, Trish. We both ended up here in Gensokyo, but we've gone entirely different directions. Namely because one, it's funny, and two, it's better if we leave each other to do our own thing." There's also Kolar, but I'm pretty sure nobody needs to know about him. Nobody here, anyway.

"Hey... These outsiders..." Cirno snaps her fingers a few times, trying to recall something... "Another one showed up at that manor too! Dunno who he was, but he had blue hair, and uh... his legs were weird."

Oh. So she's seen Kolar then. Well-.

"Is he your brother?" She abruptly asks me.

"...No." I shake my head. I mean, Kolar is like a brother to me and Trish, a little brother that is, but we're not related by blood. "Never heard of such a guy, either." They don't need to know his name. They don't.

"...Okay, what's your name, then?" Mystia decides to finally ask me.

...If we're being honest. "Wouldn't it be appropriate if you told me yours, first? After all, you all barged in here when you could've stepped away." I fold my arms. It's a late night and I'd like to sleep, if possible. I-. Not that I can safely sleep now, since the... vines are gone. Hmm.

Suddenly, she points her right hand at me and I get a close-up look at how long her fingernails are. I-. Oh, so the darkness wasn't making me imagine things, then. Speaking of, the darkness seems to be considerably less intense, now... "No. Your name first."

...I stare at her nails for a brief moment, slightly intimidated because they're actually pretty sharp too, before nodding. "If you insist. My name's..." Do I make one up, or...? Nah, screw it, go with my normal name. As funny as it would be to claim that I'm, like, Raijin or something, honesty's usually the best policy. "...Rajime. That's my name." No last name, namely because I don't want people to know my last name.

People I don't trust with it, anyway.

...Now. "Wouldn't it be fair if you told me yours? I told you mine, after all."

"Did I say I'd introduce myself?" Mystia raises a brow. "I'm not-."

"He~y, Mystia, can it!" Cirno very abruptly pipes up to tell her to shut up. Oh. Well that's... unexpected. Mystia just seems absolutely bewildered, which is pretty reasonable, considering that they seem to be friends.

"...Cirno-chan...?" Dai-chan seems confused, too...

"I think he's pretty cool! And besides, I don't know any humans who do ice stuff, even if they don't know how to use it properly!" Cirno places her hand on my shoulder again. The funny part is, she's stood up. I'm sat down. It'd be harded for her if I was stood up, which just goes to show how short a fairy is.

"Come on, he's just some human who froze Rumia. That's not cool." Mystia shakes her head. Wriggle just seems... generally apprehensive. Hesitant. She's not spoken that much, when I think about it.

"Yeah, but that's what you think!" Cirno points at her with her free hand. 

...I subtly slip those cards back into my pocket. Maybe I don't need to use those...

I-. Wait, I never put my diary away, where is it-.

"What's this...?" Speaking of Wriggle, she's holding up Gensopedia. Oh, that's where it is. "I mean, I can't, um... read it, so..."

"Leave it to me! I can read!" Cirno proclaims. I-... She can read? Huh, the more you know.

...She takes it off Wriggle, opens it to the first page, then immediately closes it. "...It's walls of words and stuff! That's boring!"

"It's my diary." I take it off her, flicking through it. "...I namely use it to make notes about people, such as what they do, who they are, what their abilities are, that sort of thing." 

Before long, a hand stops me from flicking through any further. I look up to see Cirno, who seems... confused. "Wait, that mentioned Clownpiece... How do you know her?"

"Hm?" I raise a brow. She's aware of Piece? If so, then... hmm. Maybe this could be used to my advantage. "She's my friend, why? Do you know her too?"

"Know her?! She's got the nerve to say she's stronger than I am, when I'm clearly the strongest!" Cirno begins getting angrier. Ah. That's why. Hmm...

...Well, Piece's torch does drive people insane, and I doubt anybody else can really... you know, do that. On the other hand, Cirno uh... I'm presuming she does ice stuff. Because, well, closer I look, her wings're like ice shards. That and she said 'Ice Kick' just before she broke the vines down.

Alright, let's go with... "Look at it this way. You're the strongest earth fairy, she's the strongest hell fairy." I raise a finger, before closing Gensopedia and placing it in my bag, then I secure it at my waist properly. "There's a difference."

"But I just wanna be the strongest in general, because I am the strongest!" Cirno folds her arms, finally letting go of my shoulder. 

"Hmm... Alright." I tilt my head. I actually... uh... want to go outside. Staying in here, alone at that, is killing me... The only real interaction I've had was when Yuuka occasionally came by to give me some tea, that Akane woman from earlier, and... yeah. I rest a hand on the lotus as I say this next question. "...Say, would any of you happen to be experts in flower removal?"

 


 

Long story short, they, along with myself, tried to remove the lotus flower, which went horribly. Because, like the sunflower before it, it won't come off. Even when Mystia tried to pry it off with her nails, it did nothing. Not even a budge, or a scratch for that matter, which is bizarre.

How did it get to this point? Well, I gave an explanation along the lines of 'I'm incredibly bored, this lotus flower is what allows Yuuka to know where I am, can we please take it off of me'. Surprisingly, they wanted to help remove it. Even Mystia, for some reason, though I think that's because Wriggle encouraged her. 

...More importantly... the unremovable lotus. I tried using my shield to gently dislocate it, but that went as well as all the other attempts, so I'm stumped.

During this time, I also learnt that 'Dai-chan' was short for Daiyousei when I asked what her name actually was. I'm pretty sure that just means greater fairy, which is a weird name to have. For a fairy, that is. The other four's names are exactly what I thought they were, but I also learnt that Wriggle's last name is 'Nightbug' and Mystia's last name is 'Lorelei'.

...Mystia didn't tell me her full name herself, though. Wriggle told it to me when Mystia wasn't paying attention, which is pretty fair. I'm more surprised there's a bug-... No, wait, she said she was a specific type of youkai, what was it...

Oh, right, a firefly youkai. I'm surprised a firefly youkai and a night sparrow, as Mystia's specific species is called as I've found out, are hanging out.

But... still, doesn't distract me from the fact that the lotus flower is unremovable, like the sunflower was. 

"Well, that stinks." I fold my arms, sighing. "I was actually wanting to go for a walk to clear my head..."

For some unknown reason, Cirno decides to sniff the air, before looking confused. "Nothing stinks, though?"

"I-It's a figure of speech, Cirno-chan..." Daiyousei points out. Thank you, that saves me the-.

"...Speaking has a number? I thought you only used numbers whilst speaking when you're talking about them!" Cirno furrows her brows, somehow even more confused. I-... Okay, not... not going to ask how she got to that answer, but it's cool beans.

...Heh. Cool. 

Actually, speaking of cool... I know for a fact she can manipulate cold, not ice outright. I noticed that the air, when she was near me, got particularly colder. When she went, say, five metres away, it got slightly warmer. It's faint, but that was noticeable. It'd probably me far more noticeable during the summer, when it's way hotter.

...I also somehow failed to acknowledge the fact her hand was freezing cold when she placed it on my shoulder earlier, but then again, there was a layer of clothing between her hand and my shoulder - my shirt. I noticed it when she, like, grabbed my arm.

"...It's hopeless..." Wriggle laments from the floor. Why's she on the floor, anyway...?

Actually, no, let's not question it. 

"Well, this was a laste of time, let's go take Rumia somewhere else before she thaws entirely." Mystia gets up to leave, but I have one last idea up my sleeve!

"Just a moment, actually, I had something come to me." I raise a hand, before gesturing to Cirno. "You, uh... Cirno, right? You can freeze things, can't you?"

"Yeah! Why, whaddaya need me to freeze?! I'll freeze it good!" She's determined, at least...

...I have curious eyes staring at me, too, so I'll be blunt. "Can you freeze the flower. Like, not me entirely, just the flower."

...

"...I could do that!" Cirno nods. "...I think."

...You think?

"...How did none of us think of that originally?" Mystia's somehow baffled. Actually, yeah, how did that never get brought up? Why did Daiyousei never bring that idea up? I'm pretty sure she's the closest to Cirno, out of anyone here, so she'd probably know Cirno could do that.

"I guess we were too occupied with brute force regarding, you know, taking it off." I bring a finger to my chin, before looking at Cirno properly. "...So how about it? Want to give it an attempt?"

"Yeah! Watch and learn!" She focuses on the lotus flower for a good moment...

...

She's... uh... really focusing on it.

...

When is she going to-.

"Freeze!" She suddenly grabs the lotus flower-.

Fwash!

It... freezes. Like, entirely, there's an entire lining of ice and frost covering it now, making it look a sickly blue.

...Huh. She didn't screw it up...

"Now!" Reeling her fist back, she lunges at... me-?!

Smash! Shatter...

...There's... pieces of frozen lotus flower all over the floor.

...

"Oh." I stare at the frigid shards that were produced. She got rid of all the ice on my chest, which is nice... and it means I'm free to leave.

"Uhh... Was that a good idea?" Mystia looks particularly concerned now... Yuuka won't notice if it was abruptly frozen, right? I heard that stuff can be alive whilst it's frozen, so who's to say the lotus flower's an exception? It's in a deep freeze, more or-...

...Actually, I guess Cirno shattered it. Hmm... Oh well, maybe she won't notice...? I mean, it's practically the middle of the night, after all...

Or, uh... do youkai not sleep? If so, then, u~h... that would be really, really awkward.

Oh well, freedom it is. Getting my things together, I drag myself out of the crevice, before dusting myself off. Ehh... okay, maybe wearing shorts wasn't a good idea. Not that I have any other choices, but still, I see why people who do more physical work wears, like, jeans or proper pants. I say this because my legs dragged across the floor and it felt horrible. I might've scraped my knee... ah well, I can let that heal later. 

Say, that reminds me, I also have that one impact on my side that's bruised - something Rumia did but she didn't recognise me, so that's... cool. I mean, she vaguely remembers me, that much is there, but I don't think she specifically remembered what I looked like.

...Speaking of, I see Wriggle and Daiyousei pushing the frozen form of Rumia along.

Hmm. I look over at Cirno and Mystia, seeing them argue about...

"Cirno-. He can't be in our group! He'd throw off the entire dynamic of us all being fairies and youkai!" Mystia pipes up. Oh, so they're arguing about m-... Wait, what was that first part?

"So what?! I can change the rules!" Cirno spits back. What're they talking about...? "And I wanna make Racheemay part of Team 9!"

...She somehow butchered my name horribly. Might as well fix that. "It's Rajime, Cirno."

"...You can't even get his name right." Mystia deadpans.

"What? That's what I said! Racheemay!" Cirno doesn't get the mistake her

"No, no, the 'chee' part sounds like a 'gee'. You've got the 'may' part at the end right, but the way you speak it sounds a bit off. Imagine you're talking about the month." I raise a finger, grinning softly. In fact... I even produce Gensopedia, flipping it open to the front page regarding myself. "Have a look at how it's written down."

I hand her the book, and her eyes just... stare hard at where my name's written down. "R-Rah... Rajee... Raji... me? Rajime?"

"There you go." I take the book back, closing it and placing it back in my bag. "That's how you say my name."

"...Sheesh, he reminds me of Keine..." Mystia mutters under her breath, but I hear it. So she knows Keine, huh...? I wonder how.

I mean, I could ask Mystia what she knows about Keine, but I feel like she doesn't want to talk to me specifically right now. Anybody else? I'm pretty sure she'd be fine with talking to literally anyone other than me.

Anyways... "What was that about a Team 9, anyway, Cirno?" I decide to ask her for funsies. Also curiosity, I guess. Being part of a friend group - or a group like this - might be a good way to make sure I don't get immediately maimed by lesser youkai. I should probably make somewhat of a name for myself, too... Nothing too major though, but enough of a respectable name to make wild youkai hesitate to attack me. After all, I just want to get by, to survive. That's my priority right now.

"Right, right..." Snapping her fingers a few times, she begins beaming, flying alongside me. "Team 9! Uhh... I'm the leader, I'm pretty sure!" Wh-. Why are you not sure about that? Fairies are... confusing. "Also in it is uhh... Dai-chan, Rumia, u~h..." She taps her head a few times. "Wriggle, Mystia, u~m... Clownpiece sometimes, I guess, but she's not like an actual part of the team or anything, so I dunno if she counts... Oh, there's also Eternity~, u~h... hmm..."

"Take your time. No rush." I pocket my hands. She's listed six people now, seven if I'm including Piece, as members of this 'Team 9' group. If I'm the eighth, then she might be a bit off at math.

"...Actually, I'm pretty sure that's it. I dunno if there is anybody else in our group. Dai-chan?" Cirno rubs her chin, looking at Daiyousei for confirmation.

"H-Huh...? Oh, well, um..." When she realised she's being asked for confirmation, Daiyousei looks over awkwardly, before shaking her head. "N-No, not... not really..."

"Yeah, there's nobody else in the group!" Cirno nods at me, still grinning. That-. My inner pedanticness wants to rename this group to 'Team 8', considering that I actually want to join the group and if I'm still not counting Piece, but at the same time, I don't want to sound rude.

"Well, eight's close enough to nine, right?" I remain overly neutral.

"...It is!" She nods again, somehow just realising that... "And hey, with you in the team, people'll stop calling us a 'bakantet' when Dai-chan's not around!"

...What does that word mean? 'Bakantet'... Ah... 'baka' means idiot in Japanese, and... the 'ntet' part is probably from quintet. I see... It's a play on words, then. That's clever.

"...Sure." I settle for smiling this time, taking my hands out of my pockets... and, say, I'm curious about something. "Why're you out here this late at night, anyway?"

"...Actually, yeah, why did we come out here, again...?" Wriggle looks over from pushing the frozen Rumia.

"U~h..." Cirno gives it some thought, furrowing her brows. "...I dunno."

"I'm pretty sure we came out here looking for Eternity." Mystia actually chips in with something helpful. "I mean, she's usually around here, right?"

Ah... so they're looking for whoever Eternity is. Well, I have no clue who they are, so... 

...Actually. "I was sat there for most of today. I might have seen them, so, uh... what do they look like exactly? This Eternity person, I mean." I might as well ask... No harm, no foul, right?

"Well, she's got blue hair, she wears green clothes, she's a butterfly fairy~..." Cirno pauses. "...That's pretty much all I remember about her, I think..."

"She's got a yellow two-pronged osmetrium on her head, too..." Daiyousei also offers input on the matter. 

Hmm... "Can't say I've seen anyone like that, sorry..." But, at the same time, it might be a good idea to know just what this 'Eternity' person looks like, in the case of me ever meeting them. Or her, I should say.

"Ahh, it's alright, Ji-chan!" Cirno casually flies up to put an arm around my shoulder. Oh, no. Not Ji-chan. "I'm sure we'll find her somewhere!"

"...Are you sure you don't have a last name?" Mystia abruptly asks me. "Last I checked humans have last names."

Oh, right, I made up a lie earlier that I didn't have a last name, when I was asked about it, like, twice. "Having one name is a new craze among humans outside Gensokyo." Not. "I was unfortunate enough to be one of the children who had to suffer a pitiful one-named existence." Not-. Okay, maybe my life was a bit pitiful, in the past, but still, not really.

"...You said last names didn't exist before-...?" Daiyousei's about to speak up, but I shake my head. She somehow gets the memo and goes quiet.

"I was overexaggerating about that." I also decide to add. "Some last names don't exist, I mean, not all of them."

They were uh... somehow dumb enough to buy that excuse. The one about last names not existing, I mean, when Wriggle and Mystia very clearly have last names.

...

"...Sure." Mystia doesn't press it further, at least.

And so, we keep walking...

...Yuuka might be a bit, uh... annoyed that I actively went out of my way to sneak out of that trial of hers. I don't think she noticed, though, so... hopefully everything'll work out.

I mean, I'm patient, but sitting for an entire day in complete silence and isolation? Agony. Pure agony. Like, I definitely would've gone insane in there if I didn't go for a walk or something.

I'm just hoping she doesn't-

"Going somewhere?"

-find out...

...Ah. I lock up on the spot, as does literally everybody else because we all know who that voice was.

In fact, I even turn to where the voice came from, which was behind us. As expected, Yuuka's stood there very menacingly, but she's not standing, no, she's menacingly walking. Walking with malicious intent? One or the other.

"Imagine my surprise, when I had come to check on you, that you had somehow subverted my expectations and found a way to sneak your way out." Yuuka regards me plainly as she steps closer, still extremely menacing. "...You can consider me both annoyed, yet impressed, that you managed to do such a feat."

"Well, uh..." I scratch the back of my neck. I'd prefer the others out of trouble... "...Yeah, that's... what happened. I mean-. Did you seriously expect me to sit in there for an entire day...?"

"Mmm. No. Although, I figured that if you were to leave, you would have been blunt about it." Yuuka shakes her head, before stopping not too far away from us. The others're still too afraid to look at her, I can tell Cirno's sweating bullets. Actually, do fairies even sweat?

...Hmm. Odd question at an odd time, I suppose. And probably a question I'm better off never asking, because it's stupid.

"...However, you had managed to cover it up from me, covered up the fact that you had left. I hadn't even known you left that cove." Yuuka squints. "How, exactly, did you do such a thing?"

"I-." I'm about to start a lie, but-.

"There's no need to lie, Ji-chan!" Cirno abruptly speaks up, suddenly gaining the courage to turn around and face Yuuka. "It was me! I did it, because I'm the strongest?"

"...Oh?" Yuuka has an unnerving smile now. "Ah, yes, I remember you. You're that silly fairy who claims to be the strongest, yet you're easily outsmarted."

"I'm not afraid of you!" Uh-. Cirno, maybe you shouldn't-. Ah... she's flying towards Yuuka, uh...!

"Cirno-chan, don't-...!" Daiyousei calls out after her, absolutely terrified. The other three also turned to look at Yuuka, too. I'm just... shocked.

"...Are you challenging me?" Yuuka raises a brow at the fairy, still not moving, still smiling ominously, and still... generally menacing. The air around her's changed completely...

"Yeah! So c'mon, fight me already!" Cirno's really insistent on a challenge...

...Yuuka embeds her parasol in the ground. "...Very well."

"Hah! I've been practicing a new Spell Card!" Wait, what's a Spell Card-. "Freeze Sign "Perfect Freeze"!"

She suddenly starts shooting lots of blue bullets, but Yuuka's... glowing...? I don't-...

Oh. Now she's a glowing ball, and really hard to keep track of. I can faintly see which one's her, but it's hard to tell which of the many orbs in the air is her. 

Some of the danmaku in the air freezes, before starting to... slide around like melting ice at random. Hmm...

Eventually, I see a ball of light manifest behind Cirno, and suddenly, Yuuka replaces it, with her parasol raised and ready to strike the fairy down.

Ah-. Wait, she's going to kill Cirno...! I want to intervene, but I'm not fast enough...! Um, uh... I really don't want her to die, though...! After all, friends stick up for each other, right?! 

But... I don't know how to-... Ah...?

...Aegis is... glowing. Wait, it looks... different. Way different... The pattern, it's not like Junko's outfit anymore, it's... like a sickly green, displaying two jade-like fangs... The fangs themselves look really glossy and shiny, and there's a white serpent on it...

...Other noticeable things is that there's a hazy, jade green rope attached to the shield, with a very sharp jade spike on the other end. Some green smog is coming off of it... When I pull the rope, it extends from the shield, but when I let go, it snaps back to the length it was before... as if the shield and the spike are being pulled towards each other...

Wait, maybe... if I hurry and throw it, like a grappling hook, I could get there in time to protect Cirno! And, if this works how I think it might, then that's definitely what'll happen!

I grab that weird rope-like thing with my other hand, swinging it around and throwing it towards the space between Yuuka and Cirno. I did it with a surprising amount of strength, too, since it actually went pretty far, but...

At the same time, it's pretty light. The rope, that is. The moment it makes impact with the ground there, I abruptly zip over to where the spike impacted right as Yuuka stabs her parasol down-.

Whoosh! Clank !

I... stopped the strike... still, the amount of force she put into it made me back into Cirno, making her stumble and stop in confusion. "Huh? Wha...?"

She turns, only to see me right in front of her, blocking Yuuka's parasol. It's taking a lot of strength for me to do this, so she should probably get out of the way...!

"...Hm?" Yuuka notices the fact that there wasn't an explosion noise, like the time she killed a fairy earlier just for the hell of it. "That shield... It's changed since you last had it on."

Suddenly, she steps back, noticing her parasol's pulsating with a green light. "And, from the looks of it, it's toxic. Very toxic, in fact. Maybe you have learned something after all... or, rather, you've discovered an aspect of your arsenal you never knew about."

"Well, I sure as hell don't know what this is..." I stretch slightly, since that abrupt jerking and pulling made me... well, stiff. That, and my arms ache from pushing against her parasol and the amount of force she put behind that strike. "...But I'm not letting you kill my friend."

"Your friend? Why, I'm unsure if you've noticed, but that's a fairy." Yuuka raises a brow at me, holding her parasol firmly until it stops glowing. 

"My fairy friend, then." I correct myself, standing properly. Aegis seems to have returned to normal, too, since the whole jade green stuff is gone... "I guess that triggered out of desperation to protect her, or something..."

"...Perhaps. I suppose you've completed your trial, then." Yuuka's... satisfied? Huh? "After all, I wanted to investigate what simply causes you to do those bizarre occurrences. Now I have a better understanding. Desperation, instincts, and fear. That's what drives you, be it one of those, two of those, or all three, to cause a feat such as that. However..."

...She then turns to address the other three, as well as Cirno, I guess. "Let that be a warning. Leave my garden, for another one of those miracles won't occur."

"Right, yeah, that's...!" Mystia quickly goes to help Wriggle and Daiyousei push Rumia away. "Let's go, guys...!"

"O-Okay...!" Wriggle agrees, with Daiyousei nodding in agreement.

...Cirno goes to follow them, but I place a hand on her shoulder to stop her. "...I'd like it if you stayed with me, Cirno."

"Huh? Well... okay!" She surprisingly stays by me, instead of flying away in fear of Yuuka.

"Normally, this disobedience, I would punish... although, I suppose I can allow it. Come." Yuuka starts walking off, with me and Cirno following her.

 


 

It's still night, but now, we're uh... on a hill. Somewhere. I don't know where this is. It's just a hill. I mean, there's sunflowers every now and then, alongside some spring flowers, like tulips, daffodils, daisies... yeah, spring flowers. Makes sense, since it is spring, specifically March, but that's whatever.

...More importantly, there is a table up here, alongside a rather plain-looking house. Which, in all honesty, I'm presuming is Yuuka's... assuming she doesn't sleep among the flowers.

I-. Okay, that joke might be in bad taste, but still, it's just a joke. 

Also, when I say a table, I mean a singular table. Just... it's like one of those steel garden tables you'd get in someone's... well, garden. It's simultaneously fitting yet disturbing to see here. I'm not sure why it's disturbing, either, because it seems so... normal. Maybe it's so normal it seems disturbing to see...

Regardless, it's also got steel chairs. Steel chairs, steel table, dead of night in spring? It's cold. Really cold. My scarf's barely keeping me warm, and I... should honestly consider investing in, like, more appropriate clothes. Don't get me wrong, my outfit works wonders when it's hot, since it's perfect for air flow and staying cool. In the winter, however...

...Let's just say I get colds very often. It's why I'm more of a 'stay inside' kind of guy. But I want to break free of that habit. After all, new place, new me, right?

Long sleeves're definitely up there on my investments list, and-... Oh, wait, I'm ranting. Silly me, getting carried away like that... Ahem.

I'm sat at the table, Cirno's sat next to me since, well, she came with me, and Yuuka's... opposite us. Other notable things, uh... there's a tea set. I have a teacup. Cirno has a cup of ice-cold water. I'm fairly sure she doesn't like hot things, so the water being absolutely freezing makes sense.

"So why exactly did you protect that fairy, there?" Yuuka raises a brow, posing a question. "You know they come back sooner or later."

"...I don't like seeing my friend die in front of me." I reason, holding Aegis as I look it over. Oh, yeah, I took it off. That jade green stuff was weird... why did it do that, anyway? How did it do that? Last I checked, it was just a purified shield. It shouldn't be able to do that. Not at all.

Like... the whole pattern and everything changed. It became green, it had a white serpent on it with jade fangs, instead of the usual nine-tailed fox and ornate patterns it had before...

...Hmm... That rope, too, it was like... strands of something. What that something is, though, I don't know... But that spike reminded me of a scorpion tail. Yuuka even said the shield became poisonous, or something, so maybe...?

Hey... Actually, if I ever see Aegis do that again, I'm calling it 'Strand'. Because of the rope thing, it looked like strands of corporeal fibers, but it looked like a gaseous substance... Like it's trying to piece itself together into a solid form, or something, but it can't. Well-. I could grab it, but I'm not sure how. It's like it was solid, but it also wasn't.

...I wonder what triggered that to happen, though? Seriously, I have no idea how it did that, it just... did. 

Welp, another thing to tack onto the list of 'bizarre inexplicable happenings'. I'm filling out an entire bingo board, at this rate. First that shockwave, then the electric bolt, then freezing Rumia solid, and now... Strand, whatever that was.

But... Aegis still felt the same whilst it was afflicted by Strand. It was the same shield and everything, although... it felt similar, yet new. Maybe... Maybe it's a configurement, or something? A mode... It wouldn't be unheard of, I've seen weapons having different modes and stuff in, like, fiction and stuff.

And I'm pretty sure this counts as fiction, even though it's real as all hell.

Ah-. I'm rambling to myself yet again. Wow, I really like to do that, don't I...?

"...So it would seem." Yuuka, fortunately, hadn't talked since I actually spoke. I'm pretty sure I saw her contemplating my response. "Although, are you certain you wish to be friends with a fairy as, well, stupid as she is?"

"Hey! I'm not stupid! Unlike all the others, I can read and write stuff and numbers!" To be fair, she does have that going for her.

"...Ah. Still, quite stupid, but not as stupid as I thought. Hmm..." Yuuka thinks about something, before smirking. "Alright then. What's five plus four?"

"Ha! I know that! It's nine!" Cirno proves that she can, in fact, do math. Huh.

"...Correct." Yuuka smiles. I have this gut feeling that she chose that maths question specifically on purpose... Oh well, best not to question it. "But, Rajime, are you sure?"

"I don't mind being her friend." I look up to take a sip of my tea from looking Aegis over. "After all, I don't like fighting, or conflict, or all that nonsense. I only do it if it's necessary, if I'm pushed to the absolute brink... or if I'm desperate, I guess."

"Mmm. Desperation was the driving factor for your protection of her." Looking down into her cup, the flower youkai's smile turns into a grin. "For a human, you're quite caring for those around you, which is bizarre in of itself. Normally humans are so full of themselves, so... what's the word I'm looking for...?"

"Arrogant?" I try and fill in for her.

"That's the one." She nods in appreciation. "You are... an exception. You're gentle, yet you can sting like a bee if need be. I presume you're familiar with the saying 'float like a butterfly, sting like a bee', no? So I'll spare you the talk on that." ...I mean, yeah, I'm familiar with the concept, but I'd argue that saying applies more to Kolar... not that they know who Kolar is, anyway. The guy literally looks like a bee, wearing black and yellow all the time. "Your kind are... rather rare to see, nowadays. I have seen how most humans in the village act, often ignorant of those around them, only caring for themselves. You are a stark contrast, a minority... My, this reminds me of our talk earlier."

When she mentions it... "Yeah, it kinda does, actually."

"I dunno about humans... I think they're stupid." Cirno offers her input... before she realises what she said and looks at me. "Most are stupid, I mean...! Sorry, Ji-chan!"

...Ji-chan will never not make me cringe internally.

"Ji-chan, hm?" Yuuka, don't you dare. "...Nicknames never really interested me."

Oh, thank... anything that she's not interested in that-.

"However, I may refer to you as such, sometimes... Ji-chan." She gains a more devious and playful look.

"Honestly..." I sigh, closing my eyes. I mean, I'm fine with them calling me by that, if it's kept to a minimum in public, but... I just think 'Ji-san' or something like that would fit better.

"All jokes aside, I feel like I know what drives you to create such bizarre occurrences on a whim, without thinking or realising what you're doing." Yuuka places her cup down, looking me dead in the eyes. "...It's desperation, reflexes, and fear. Those three things are the same things which cause you to... well, do magic without knowing how. However, it seems their intelligibility - how easy they are to understand, that is - depends on how strong your willpower is. Right now, I would argue your willpower as being quite low. After all, you're a human, you get tired, it's late at night, these things are common factors of weakened willpower. But even with that, I now know what makes you do such things in an instant."

Willpower, eh...? That explanation is a bit wordy, but I think I understand it... "So, pretty much, it depends on how aware I am of a situation?"

"I see you understand where I'm going with this." Yuuka nods at my guess. Oh, so that's how it is...? "Your body is subconsciously realising how dangerous a given situation is, and depending on the suddenness of that scenario, it releases your latent potential. Since magic is rife in Gensokyo, it allows for flexibility in what magic your body chooses when unleashing its inner strength, and the scale of that spell. Of course, there are various types of magic, and I'm sure a magician would be far better at explaining it than I am..."

"I don't get it..." Unfortunately, Cirno is still but a fairy, so she does not understand what me and Yuuka are talking about. Truly sad times are upon us.

...Ahh... There's the tired me I know. When I usually get tired, I get snarky. The more tired I am, the more snarky I become. 

"You don't have to." Not too tired to start being vocally snarky, though. "I mean, it's more to regard me, and uh... magician?"

"Yes, magicians." Yuuka nods. What the hell is a magician. "They're considered youkai... though, sometimes, they were originally humans. I know of one, whom I've known for a long time... I'm sure you've not met her yet, although you may soon meet who I'm referring to."

...Uh? "Who're you talking about, exactly...?" I raise a brow slowly.

"Why, that would ruin the surprise." Yuuka simply smiles. "Don't you enjoy surprises?"

"Not if they're bad ones." I deadpan. I say this, because I've had multiple people say this, and the surprises were bad ones. Like the time Trish bought me an exploding cake. That day was awful.

Also-. The way Yuuka just said that reminded me of Akane, earlier. And speaking of Akane... she's still weird to me. I wonder if Yuuka knows anything about her...? 

"...You seem to have something on your mind. What is it?" She also seems to notice how troubled I am, at least, so that's a good segway into it.

"Yeah, I just... What do you know about Tamamo no Mae?" I very abruptly shift topics to that. Because, well, why not? Something to talk about.

...

"...Where did you learn such a name?" Yuuka goes oddly serious...?

"Someone earlier came by claiming that they were Tamamo no Mae, but they changed their name because... they said that name was too boring, so they changed it to 'Akane Shirogane'." I scratch my neck. I'm still getting the chills thinking about her... "There was something... really unsettling about her."

"Mmm... Let me guess, kitsune, nine tails?" Yuuka's expression doesn't change whatsoever.

"...Yeah...?" I tilt my head. Cirno's also just... watching in confusion and curiosity.

"Yes, she had come by here earlier... I hadn't the faintest clue who she was until she abruptly, and violently, poisoned a youkai to near-death, then left her to die. I have no idea where that youkai went, either, since they seemingly disappeared... Although, they did address themselves as 'Akane Shirogane', so we most likely saw the same entity." Yuuka frowns, looking ahead. "Her strength was... admirable, although she's ruthless, like a youkai from ages past."

When she mentions that last part, it hits me that Akane did sound pretty old. Pretty seasoned, I mean, like she's seen a lot. "She's gotta be pretty old..."

"That's quite an understatement. The legend of Tamamo no Mae runs centuries back. If we're to go off the assumption that this 'Akane' is the very same, then she's well over two thousand years of age, maybe three." Yuuka supposes, staring down at her teacup. I also forgot to mention it, but the tea she's poured for both me and herself is the same one she gave me earlier. It's a very... rural blend. Very rural. "...Therefore, she may just be toying with those she comes across... Although, she's supposed to be dead. Her spirit was supposedly shattered, yet here's a nine-tailed fox claiming she's the very same wicked youkai from long ago."

...I like how confused Cirno looks, namely because she has no idea what the hell we're talking about, probably.

"...In fact, Tamamo no Mae was one of the most feared youkai to exist, a long time ago... Or, as far as I can remember, anyway. She poisoned even the mightiest of leaders, corrupted their way of thinking with her beauty and sly charms... Many feared her. She even rivalled the likes of Shuten-douji and the tengu Emperor Sutoku, although all three were part of the Three Great Evil Youkai of Japan, a rather apt name although the best a human could come up with, I'm certain." Continuing, the youkai sighs. "I'm afraid that even I cannot match her in terms of terror."

...Really? Huh... Well, doesn't hurt to have more information about Tamamo no Mae - or Akane, if she is that youkai.

"Hmm... On the note of Shuten-douji, you may actually run into her, at some point." Yuuka also abruptly brings something else up. I-... Shuten-douji? Wait, 'her'?

"Isn't Shuten-douji a guy?" I blink.

"So the legends would say, though it's easy to mistake such a thing." Shaking her head, she smiles down into the cup. "These days, she goes by the name of Suika Ibuki. She is an oni, who is... well, as some mythology suggested, and from recent events, she's quite powerful."

"...Ah." Oni. That explains a fair bit. "So... tengu, kitsune, and oni." 

"I dunno who you guys're talking about... but I bet they're not as strong as I-." Cirno's about to speak, but-.

"Be quiet." Yuuka just blatantly tells her to shut up, which Cirno immediately obliges with. Not that I can blame her, Yuuka's terrifying... "...I'm talking to Rajime specifically. Save your words for later, ice fairy."

Hmm... Alright, so Akane... "Do you think Akane's really Tamamo no Mae?" I tilt my head.

"Yes and no. On one hand, there's no evidence to say she isn't. On the other, there's no evidence to say she is..." She pauses, giving it some more thought. "Although, if her strength is something to go off of, being able to effortlessly maim youkai the way she can, I would be more inclined to believe that she is the one and same member of the Three Great Evils. After all, Tamamo no Mae was a very deceptive being. I wouldn't be too surprised if her 'death' was an elaborate fabrication, just so she could bide her time in Gensokyo for her eventual return... which reminds me of this one vengeful spirit I knew in the past, although that's not important right now."

...Vengeful spirit? Hmm... Maybe something to ask about later.

"Although, maybe it would be wise to ask Ibuki herself, if she isn't drowning herself in alcohols." Yuuka smirks, shaking her head. "After all, if anybody would know about Tamamo no Mae, it would most likely be her."

I-... Excuse me? "Did... you just say 'drowning herself in alcohols'?" What does she mean by that...?

"Oni are quite heavy drinkers... and they're also very loud. In fact, they're the life of a party. Ibuki has a gourd which can turn water into sake, you see. And, even then, she's constantly drinking from that same gourd. I believe it's called the Ibuki Gourd." Yuuka explains just exactly what that means. Ah... right. "So, in a sense, she could drown herself in sake if she wanted to. Typically, she hangs around Hakurei Shrine, though she does often travel out to the village's many bars, or towards Youkai Mountain. Essentially, she could be anywhere."

"...I see." I scratch my head, briefly taking my cap off to do so.

...

We sit in silence for, like, a minute. Yuuka still seems... quite serious, though she seems calmer than before. Tamamo no Mae... I'm imagining that even someone like Yuuka might be worried about her going around, doing whatever she pleases. I mean, I'm worried, too... namely because whatever Akane has planned, it involves me, but she won't tell me anything, so it's obviously something bad...

"On a lighter note..." Yuuka goes back to her normal serene self, looking at me with a smile. "I may have something you could do tomorrow, too. Though, for right now, I'm imagining you want some rest, don't you?"

Uh...? Well, when she asks... "I... would actually like to sleep."

"Hm, hm, yes, you would. After all, it's not as if you could sleep in the safety of that cove anymore... Oh well. You may sleep in my home, over there." She points over at the quaint-looking house with her parasol.

Oh, neat. "Is... there a spare bed, or...?"

"Fufufu~... You naive boy. No." Yuuka smirks. "You sleep on the floor."

...Figures. I down the rest of the very rural tea blend and stand up, heading towards the house. "Alright, fine, I'll sleep on the floor." Then, I turn to Cirno. "...You can go back to the rest of your friends, if you want."

"Huh? Um..." She seems slightly unsure... "...I dunno... I wanna stay with you, but Dai-chan's probably wondering where I am..."

Okay, how about... "How about you go home, then come back in the morning?" I make her a compromise. "I'm sure it'd be easier that way."

"Hey... Yeah, you're right!" She beams. "Ji-chan, you're so smart...!"

"I try." I raise my arms to loosely shrug, as Cirno places the pretty much-finished cup on the table, before clumsily flying away.

"Bye Ji-chan! See you tomorrow!" She waves goodbye, properly leaving the Garden of the Sun.

...Hmm. She really does remind me of a little sister... then again, that reminds me, I was the youngest out of my siblings. I say siblings, since Trish isn't my only one. Trish was the oldest of us four, I was the youngest. We had a brother and a sister named Maroon and Epsilon respectively. You know, I never knew why mom and dad named Epsilon, well... Epsilon. It's a weird name, but then again, my name's unique too. I don't know anybody else named Rajime, and I don't know if there's anyone in the world named Rajime.

...I do know that Maroon and Trish're common names, though. But, still, that's aside the point. Having a little sister feels... weird, when I was always the little sis-... Brother.

...

Who am I kidding? People'll just find out eventually that I'm lying to myself... I'm a girl, I'll always be a girl. I know Trish feels the same way, since she's actually a guy... but it's fun to be the opposite gender. 

I'm just... scared of what people'll think about me if I do reveal it. Kolar doesn't know at all, because we've never told him. 

...You know, I always found it weird how our parents gave the name 'Trish' to a boy. Why they did that, I'll never know... and I mean that as in Trish was her birth name. Then again, I guess my name sounds masculine, too. Names are hard.

So-.

"Are you just going to stand there and fall asleep on the spot, or are you actually going to sleep inside?" Yuuka abruptly snaps me out of my stupor as she walks by, heading towards the structure too. Ah-... Oh, yeah, that's right...!

"Coming...!" I follow after her, heading inside as she does. The only thing I noticed is that it seemed like a traditional Japanese home, with potted flowers all over, before I just collapse on the floor whoa-. 

 


Meanwhile... (Akane POV)

 

All in all, that was quite a productive day. Fufufu... That boy doesn't even know his stake in the grand scheme of things, of my plans, of... her schemes. 

Speaking of her...

"...You know, I would have expected you to let him see you naturally, Mae." My mystery benefactor comments on my choices today. She's quite the enigmatic figure, opting to avoid talking to me directly... Instead, she talks behind a veil, of sorts. A truly mysterious and secretive figure...

And, currently, she's talking to me through that same bizarre veil, in my very own home, no less. It's as if she's behind me, but simultaneously ahead of me. It's quite a strange phenomenon, even for my standards.

"I'd rather you address me as 'Shirogane' now, 'friend'." I regard her with a squint. All I know is that it's a woman. Nothing else-... Well, I do know one other thing, and that it's they're the one who brought that boy - Rajimarin, or Rajime, Naga - to Gensokyo, then reached out to me to watch over him, in the case of that spirit making a mistake.

...Not that she would. I've observed how methodical and meticulous she can be. She's quite a sagacious person... although, I suppose that's because she's a sagacious spirit, fufufu~... How amusing.

"...Ah, yes, you had changed your name according to his... conventions." She understands the sudden change in identification, at least. "But, still, it does not change from the fact that you approached him earlier than you should have, Shirogane."

"So what if I'm early?" I shake my head. "I say that the earlier he knows about me, the better it is for my plans... and yours, whoever you are. Now, pray tell, how exactly did you come about my identity and whereabouts?"

"There's not entirely much you can hide from me, Shirogane. I'm aware of your past, although we've never met, we were both important figures in our own right. You are one of the Three Great Evils of Japan, and I was a respected figure elsewhere. Our paths have never crossed, but I am aware of you." She vaguely states. Wow. Way to explain how you knew my exact identity. "As for your residence? There's not much you can hide from me in that regard, especially not with my ability."

"Oh, come off it. I can hear the grin in your voice." I huff. Seriously, this is not a matter to be smug about...

"Even still, you're an important figure to Gensokyo youkai-wise, although you're not on the scale of, say, a sage." Of course. I'm aware of the three sages... the three that are currently known, anyway. Yakumo, Matara, and Ibaraki.

"Important? Pftah. I prefer 'extremely feared', thank you very much." I smirk back at the voice, shaking my head. I'm not particularly wrong, I know people still live in fear of me, of the things I have done to leaders from ages that have since long passed... "You should be aware of this, should you know so much about me."

"Yes, yes, I'm aware you're still quite feared... and I suppose there's no harm in allowing you flexibility in your role, either, Shirogane." They sigh. "Although you have that odd ability of yours, you still have ties to his family - the Nagas." 

"Mmm... I had met one of his ancestors a long time ago, quite a pleasant man, he was..." I can still vividly recall his features, too... He looked much similar to the boy I've been spying on, blonde, blue eyes, a frail and skinny build... Yet, at the same time, he was a very patient man, a very caring one. "One I had... adored. Potentially even loved."

...Or did I? Fufufu... Nobody needs to know the full truth. After all, the truth is what harms people... and the Nagas have Japanese roots about them, though most of the family moved to Europe centuries after I had met him. 

In fact, I still recall his name... Majiranir. People back then used to have such odd names... though, I suppose they were fashioned, back then. Appropriate. People had to sound important if they wanted to get somewhere in life, and as such, names like Majiranir's were born.

"...Majiranir. I'm aware of your involvement with him." My benefactor seems to know about him. How did they...?

"Why do you know of my relationship with him? That was confidential information between me and him only, and even then, I never told anybody my true identity outside of him. I know for a fact he didn't tell anybody who I really was either, since he..." I pause. No, that part isn't important. Not at all.

"Frankly, that isn't important, Shirogane. Not yet, anyway." They refuse to tell me how they came about this information... Tch... No, it is important, I-.

No, stay calm, Akane. You can find out one way or another just how they know... and when this benefactor eventually reveals who they are to me, I'll force them to spit it out. Each and every word of it. They may believe they can use me for their own game, but I'm aware that they plan of disregarding me, once my part is done...

They think they're safe? They're not. Not even the strongest of emperors was safe from me, so this benefactor is no exception. I will find them, and I will twist their hand. Though, frankly, I don't know where to start. They're so very secretive, so very... cautious. It's quite bothersome.

"...Very well." I settle on, before deciding to ask just one last question... "...But, tell me, why bring a Naga here? I know for a fact you brought that boy here, though he's clueless."

"I had only brought him here since..." They stop. Oh? "...someone else had planned on bringing his sister here, to cause general chaos. In order to balance this, I brought him here... It's a situation akin to an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object."

...Now why could that be, I wonder? "Allow me to take a guess... Both the boy and his sister have the same potential?"

"Close, but no. They do have similar potentials... but they key difference is that Rajimarin's potential is to create. His sister's..." They trail off abruptly.

"His sister's potential is what?" I raise a brow slowly.

"...It's to destroy."

...

 


Meanwhile... (Rajime POV)

 

Mmm... That was a good sleep... I feel a lot better now.

Sadly, I didn't have a lucid dream again, and Doremy didn't visit either, but... it was still a pretty good dream. It was about Hecatia, oddly enough, but I'm not sure why it was specifically Hecatia. 'Something something Hot Topic' is all I remember. No, seriously, that's the only thing that comes to mind...

Say, speaking of dreams, that reminds me... I've got that dream meeting with Trish and Kolar tomorrow, so we're probably gonna go over what we know so far there.

...Personally, I'm wondering what Kolar and Trish've gotten up to. Because I've been up to a whole slew of shenanigans, mostly regarding Yuuka, but there's also other things, like finding out about Lubrae and Aikido, as well as meeting Hecatia for the first time and... yeah.

Also Cirno. I'm imagining Trish is going to be really confused when I just say that I've 'met a little sister', and that's probably the best reaction she'll have...

...Of course, that's assuming she doesn't make a cheeky remark on it, saying that she's not good enough. Well-. If anything, it should be me who's saying that, since I'm her little sister - not really brother anymore - instead.

Still... I'm not sure if I want to keep going identifying as a guy, or come clean and say I'm a girl. It's a hard choice...

But then again, it's most likely a choice I can make, you know, later.

...

Ahaha... Alright, let's get up... I slowly open my eyes and raise my head to find that someone placed a blanket on me overnight. It's... one with a flower pattern on it. I'm imagining Yuuka did this for some reason. Hmm. Maybe she does care after all. 

I also look around to find that nothing on me's been touched, my clothes're still the same - since I slept in them, so they might look a bit creased or rough now - and... yeah. 

...Plucking the blanket from me, I neatly fold it and place it on the floor, before stretching. Since I completely collapsed, Aegis is still on my arm, as is my bag around my waist...

...And my scarf, my hat, my ribbons... 

Then again, given how I was sleeping on the floor, I guess I can overlook sleeping in my clothes just this once. And as much as I want to take a look around Yuuka's home - at her things, more like - she'd probably want to see me outside after I woke up.

So, I oblige, standing up and stepping outside, still a bit stiff from how I was sleeping last night, but it's all cool... No pain, no gain, right? Hahaha...

Broad daylight... Well, isn't that a sight for sore eyes? Hmm... I wonder if Junko's gonna know where to find me, though... I mean, Yuuka said she had something else planned for me to do, to try and harness my potential more... I wonder what that thing is, though. Is it gonna be some endurance test again, or will it be something entirely different...?

...Even still, I'm more interested in Strand, as I'm dubbing that green stuff. Whatever it is. It's just so... odd. Aegis can't do that, it shouldn't be able to do that at all, being able to change so abruptly like that...

...Or, maybe, desperation drove it to adapt to what I wanted, which was to quickly move and protect Cirno from Yuuka. Then again, I'm not the best at determining these things. Someone with decent knowledge on magic would be better at it, like a magician, as Yuuka had said last night...

Stepping outside, I see Yuuka sat at a table with... someone I don't recognise. It's a woman with blonde hair and golden eyes. Yet another blonde. Hm. I-. Wait, why am I even commenting on that? I'm blonde!

But, still, she's wearing unique clothing, that being a rather light blue dress, paired with long white sleeves and two pink ribbons. One's near her neck, and another's near her waist... or so I think, anyway. After all, I'm looking at this girl from a distance, to try and determine who she is... Still, there's some book in one of her hands, covered in a red ribbon. There's another, similar red ribbon in her hair, which I somehow failed to notice originally, and...

...Hey, what're those small things floating near her? They... look like dolls? If so, then that's impressive, getting dolls to fly.

...Y'know, closer I look, she gives me the impression of a doll herself, which is... creepy, but it's cool if she is one. I don't really judge people like that, because I'm not rude... or I don't try to be rude, at least.

"...So, that's what happened last night?" She seems to be talking to Yuuka about last night... or, more like, she's trying to understand what happened last night after Yuuka talked about it. "It's not usually like you to become this worked up over something, Kazami. Normally you would dismiss it."

"This time is... different. After all, if Tamamo no Mae truly is back, it's quite a concern." Yuuka seems... different today. She's more, how do I say this... unsure?

"You know her identity though. Why not ask Yukari to look into it?" The girl tilts her head. I-... Yukari? Wait, as in the same Yukari that got brought up not too long ago by Doremy...?

Hmm. This might be something I want to listen to, actually. I'm actually pretty close to them, so I can hear them, but I don't know if they've noticed that I'm... well, here.

"I wasn't the one who discovered her identity as Akane Shirogane. It was that boy I mentioned earlier, Rajime." Yuuka shakes her head, actually giving me some credit...? 

"...Ah. Yes, you mentioned him earlier." They nod at the mention of my name... "I'll admit, I hadn't expected you to take a liking to a human, especially not after what you say about them. But, at the same time, I can see why, for the reasons you named earlier."

"Mmm... He is different from the others, I can say that much with certainty." Yuuka's expression lightens a little, before taking a sip of tea again. Oh. More rural tea blend. "You remember when I mentioned his potential, don't you?"

"Yes... A human wielding magic so easily, without realising they're performing such a feat... It's nothing short of a miracle, or some enigmatic conundrum." Nodding, she seems to have her doubts about my... magical potential. "Did you not say he was an outsider?"

"Yes, yes he is." Yuuka nods along. How much about me did Yuuka tell her...?

"In that case, I'm more willing to believe that this is a currently inexplicable phenomenon. I hadn't thought the outside world still had humans of that potential." The girl with the dolls - I think they're dolls anyway - shakes her head. "...You mentioned his shield changed form out of desperation, did you not?"

Oh, boy, they're talking about Strand. Uh... Should I make myself known yet, or...?

"Hmm..." Yuuka brings a finger to her chin. "...I feel as if that's a topic which would be better talked about when he's awake, not asleep."

"...Is he awake, then?" Raising a brow, the blond takes a sip of her own tea.

"Not to my knowledge, after all, he's..." Yuuka turns her head and looks in my direction, and immediately acknowledges my existence. "Ah. It seems he's woken up whilst we were talking."

This prompts the girl to look in my direction, who raises her brows. "...Ah. So it seems."

I... uh... take this as a sign to approach. "Were you talking about me...?"

"Depends. Are you Rajime?" The girl shoots a question back.

"...Would you expect any other sane human to be out here?" I give a casual grin as I retort.

"Fair enough, I suppose. Your attitude reminds me of Marisa..." She trails off, briefly mentioning someone else, before shaking her head. "...In any case, yes, we were talking about you. Or, to be more specific, it was Kazami mentioning what happened last night to me."

"...Okay..." I take one of the free seats. There's four seats, so I settle for taking one between the two. Not that I can avoid it, that is to say, but I take a seat nonetheless. 

"Would it not be a good idea to introduce yourself?" Yuuka raises a brow at the mystery doll lady. Closer I look, those things floating around her are, in fact, dolls. 

"I suppose it would." She extends a hand to me. "Alice Margatroid. Of course, I obviously know you to be Rajime Naga, so that saves you introducing yourself."

...I take her hand, shaking it. "Right... Nice to meet you, Alice." She seems pretty friendly, all things considered, and she's clearly a living person, not a doll, since her hand's warm. "Are... those dolls?" I look up at the two dolls after releasing her hand, wondering something.

One's got blonde hair and blue eyes, sort of like me, but it's clearly feminine. It's dressed up in a black dress and white apron, with black sleeves. There's a light red bow on both the head and dress itself... And there's a different one wearing a crimson-red bow instead of the pinkish-red the other one's wearing. But like the other one, it's got blonde hair and blue eyes.

But, instead of wearing a black dress, it's more... dark purple, I can tell it's a different colour. 

"That's a keen eye you have there. Yes, those are two of my dolls, Shanghai and Hourai." Holding a hand up, both of the dolls float down directly in front of my face, briefly waving, before returning to Alice's side. I-... Whoa, that's cool... Did she do that?

"...Alice is a puppeteer who lives in the Forest of Magic." Yuuka properly introduces me to her further. "Though, she isn't a human, as you'd expect."

"...I was one at one point." Alice briefly pauses to correct Yuuka, before continuing. "But, yes, I'm not a human anymore. I'm more of a magician youkai now... Namely since being a magician allows me to have better control and understanding of my dolls, you see. That is why I had abandoned my humanity. Not that I talk to other people very often, anyway. Today is also one of my few visits to the Garden of the Sun, in fact, just to see how Kazami's doing."

"I see..." I tilt my head to the side. She and Yuuka seem to know each other, so... maybe there wouldn't be any harm in asking this...? "Do you two know each other?"

"We have known each other for a long time... Although, the first time we met wasn't particularly a good meeting." Alice lowers her eyes as she stares over at Yuuka. "Especially after all that genocide you did."

I-. Genocide. O-Oh, no... What did Yuuka do...? 

"They had it coming to them." Yuuka simply smiles. That's not helping the fact that Alice just brought up that you committed genocide against someone! "Makai denizens or humans... Genocide is still a form of game, is it not?"

Makai? Um... Uh...! Okay, no, there's something extremely disturbing about that, and it's the fact Yuuka's so casual about it...! 

"And if you were aiming for complete genocide... Pray tell, why did you not kill me?" Alice has a grin on her face, this time. I-... She was there when that happened? On the opposing end of Yuuka, no less...?

"Hmm? Oh, I simply couldn't be bothered finishing you off back then, like the rest of them." I feel like Yuuka's lying, for some reason. "And, after all, look where you are today, Alice."

"...So you say." Alice shakes her head, before turning to smile at me. "If you're worried about all that genocide talk, don't worry, those days are in the past. Right, Kazami?"

"...Yes, yes, I'm aware, the Hakurei would most likely attempt to exterminate me... Assuming she can, that is." Yuuka gains a grin herself. 

"She can and will." Alice corrects. More talks about this Hakurei... who I'm presuming is that Reimu girl I've heard about before. "But not just her. Marisa would also have something to say about that, I'm sure."

"Of course." Yuuka really doesn't sound all that interested. "Kirisame I have no concern for, she believes she can beat me with her own 'adaptation' of my technique. As a matter of fact, she 'adapts' a lot of people's Spell Cards, does she not?"

"She does. But at the same time, they still prove effective." Alice... actually sighs. "Then again, she is quite a kleptomaniac..."

Oh. That explains why they worded that the way she did, then. Also... "Who's Marisa...? I'm aware of the Hakurei, although vaguely, but I've never heard of this Marisa person..."

"We're referring to a girl named Marisa Kirisame." Alice starts off. "She and I... also go back a while, I suppose. Although, if you meet her, she may try and take your things. As I just mentioned, she's a kleptomaniac, as in she'll take absolutely anything. Spell Cards, possessions, magical related items... Or, really, anything that catches her eye and is rather flashy. She's like a magpie, if anything."

Like a magpie? I'm aware that they often go after shiny things, but still, not a bird I expected to get brought up.

"A magpie that won't go away." Yuuka adds on. "She's quite the annoyance."

"Yes, she really is... Even so, she won't outright try to maim you to get your things. She's at least subtle about it... though, keep an eye on her, should you ever meet her." Alice hazards me. "I'm imagining she'd attempt to take your shield, or your bag."

"I mean, yeah, Aegis is a purified shield..." I briefly glance at the shield in question, before shaking my head. "But, the question is, can she remove it from my arm?"

"She can and will, trust me." Alice's eyes lower. That... sounds like this Marisa stealing things is a common occurrence, then.  "Although, she won't take things she knows are extremely important to people, like mementos... or, more like, I haven't seen her do such a thing yet."

"Oh, no, she definitely would." Yuuka smirks. "It's as you said, you haven't seen her do such a thing."

"...I'm aware that it isn't impossible for her to do such a thing, but I still consider it highly unlikely. Even she has her morals still, as confusing as they are." Alice remains slightly neutral when talking about this. She must know that Marisa girl pretty well then. "Mmm... On the note of possessions, Kazami claims your shield changed entirely last night, just because you wanted to protect that ice fairy, didn't it?"

Oh, that? "Yeah, it did... I still think about it. I don't even know how it did that, because it shouldn't be able to do that... No, actually, it can't do that. I just considered it an ordinary shield, even though it's akin to a divine object." I scratch the back of my head with my free hand, briefly taking the shield off my arm to allow Alice to inspect it.

"Hmm... Divine object? You called this a purified shield, didn't you?" Alice briefly glances at me as she takes Aegis in her hands, running one hand along it. "I recognise these patterns... I recall Marisa mentioning that she actually met someone who wore clothing with a design similar to this, once or twice."

...Marisa's met Junko before? Hmm... "Was it a woman called Junko?" I tilt my head to the right.

"...Yes, I believe that's who she mentioned, but I can't say I've ever met her myself. Why? How do you know her?" Alice asks me, actually looking up from the shield.

Well-.

"Forgive me if I'm wrong, which I'm not, but I believe she acts as his caretaker of sorts, akin to an adoptive mother." Yuuka very abruptly chimes in. I-... She's not wrong, honestly, but still, I can speak for myself...! "And, judging from his annoyance, I'm right."

"...You could have at least let him speak, you know. It's his topic." Alice monotones dryly, shifting her gaze at Yuuka to give her a look of disappointment, before looking back down at Aegis, inspecting it some more. "What exactly did the shield look like, last night? During that 'desperate block' of yours, I mean."

What it looked like...? Well, let me try and recall... "It turned to a sickly green, um... The pattern changed entirely too, it became a white snake with jade-like teeth, which was a very distinguishably different colour from the background green. Since, you know, it's jade. Aside from that..." My thoughts shift to the spear-rope thing Strand had on it... What do you call it? Uh... a rope dart, right? "It had this very... weird rope, attached to the shield."

"Weird rope how, exactly?" Alice asks me, not looking up from the shield. 

"For starters, it was like a mixture between gaseous and solid, as in, it looked intangible, but I could grab it. It reminded me of strands of fiber trying to piece themselves together, and it was green, like the shield itself." I explain how it was weird. "But on the other end of the rope, it was like... a spear head. A jade spear head, I mean, but it's like the dart or whatever you'd call it was attracted to the shield, and the strand rope could extend as much as it needed to..."

"Like a rope dart..." She interprets my words well enough, nodding. "I see. Yes, that is quite peculiar. I don't see any way that this would be able to-... Ah, hold on, I sense something."

...She can sense something...?

Putting on a more focused face, she strains her body slightly, even closing her eyes. "Mmm... Maybe this would-."

Fwash!

The shield abruptly flashes green, turning into Strand again. Alice pauses, looking down at the shield and seeming slightly stunned from the sudden change. Yuuka's brows also raise, as do mine. How did Alice just...?

"...Ah. So that's how it's triggered." Alice stares at it momentarily, before looking at me with Strand still active. "You activate that by wishing to be granted haste... It seems to resonate with the wielder's willpower to finish things quickly, or just to get something done particularly fast." 

I take a look at it, Strand seems... really potent, a lot more developed than compared to when I held it. Might as well point that out. "It didn't look that vibrant last night..."

"As I said, it resonates with the wielder's willpower. I wouldn't be surprised if there were other modes, shall we call it, that this could shift into... I've never seen such a piece of equipment before, either. As for why it looks so potent now... It may be because my willpower far exceeds yours, what with me being a youkai, and all." Alice supposes, bringing her free hand to her chin. 

"I... Alright." I look into the distance slightly. From up here, you get a pretty good view of the garden. I can see people flying around - fairies, probably, so nobody too important...

"Hmm... There's something else to this... what should you name it, actually? After all, it is your shield, isn't it?" Catching my attention with a question, Alice looks up at me from Aegis. 

"I already had a name in mind. Strand. Because of the... you know, strand-like rope?" I give her what I've thought of.

"Strand... Very well." She accepts the name. "But, still, there's something else to this which seems... interesting. It's almost familiar, like there's a certain flow of magic running through this... Would you mind if I made a note to make a copy of this shield for later?"

"Uh... sure." A copy of Aegis... "Why, exactly?"

"Its concept of being able to shift between modes intrigues me. Even then, I wouldn't use a shield." She explains. Ah... But why won't she-. "If anything, my dolls would be the one using the shields."

"Mmm..." Yuuka hums along, staring at Strand. "It is quite toxic when it's in that state, however. It produces a near-invisible green gas that makes flowers wilt and tear at the seams... Although, I suppose the same could be said if it applies to living beings in general."

"...Ah, yes, so it would seem." Alice also seems to just now notice that Strand is producing a gas. I can barely see it, even when I squint... "Still, it's interesting nonetheless..."

As she hands Aegis back to me, with Strand still active, I notice that it goes back to normal when I grab it. "Ah... It went back to normal."

"That's because you don't have a desire to move quickly, at the moment." Alice theorises, closing her eyes before noticing something else. "...What exactly are you wearing there...?"

Oh, she noticed my outfit, huh? "It's my usual everyday outfit, nothing odd about it." I adjust my cap for emphasis.

"...If it's what you wear everyday, it must be horribly inefficient in winter." Alice remarks dryly. Yeah, that's... fair. 

"I know it is." I nod solemnly. "But if I look too plain, I feel practically naked, unremarkable."

"I see your point..." Giving my outfit some thought, she snaps her fingers. "How about I make you a more efficient copy for colder days or months? As in, long sleeves, hakama, so you won't feel as cold when it comes to winter. Of course, you'll be fine in that outfit for the next five or so months, since it's spring... After all, whilst I am a dollmaker, I do also have the habit of sewing and making outfits."

O~h... I see, I see... "I might consider it."

"If you could come by my home in the Forest of Magic, I'd be more than willing to oblige with this. After all, while you do remind me of Marisa, you're considerably more reasonable than she is. That, and you understand things easier." Alice gives me a smile. Pfft.

"He doesn't steal things either, unlike Kirisame." Yuuka also points out. Yeah, I've never really stolen anything in my life... because why would I?

"True." The puppeteer nods at the flower youkai's words, as I just sorta shift in my seat whilst slipping Aegis back on my arm. 

So how does this work, exactly...? Do I just... wish that I want to go fast or-.

Fwash!

Ah, yeah, it's as simple as that, ain't it...? Huh. It's... actually darker and more vibrant than when Alice held it.

"It seems you're getting the hang of it... and, perhaps I was wrong about your willpower. Hmm." Alice comments on me changing Aegis to Strand... Ah... Maybe to avoid confusion, I should call it Aegis-Strand, or something. "Moving on... Tamamo no Mae - or Akane Shirogane as she goes by, now."

Akane... Yeah, who is she, really...?

"She... actually implied that she knew my family." I decide to reveal, but shrugging. "I've never met her in my life, though."

"Genuinely?" I seem to have caught Yuuka by surprise with this. "You hadn't mentioned that last night."

"It was late at night, and I was tired." I deadpan at her. "Besides that, she also gave me this card..." 

I produce Tamamo's Forbidden Toxicity, the familiar gorgeous nine-tailed fox covered in stones still being what the drawing is. I still keep Purified Strike hidden, though. That's my ace in the sleeve, so to speak.

"Ah, that... I believe there's many of those cards going around in Gensokyo, at the moment." Alice even produces a few of her own, humming.

I get to snag a look at two of them. One's of... Hourai, I'm pretty sure, whilst another looks like Cirno. Like-. No, seriously, the drawing on the card is literally just Cirno.

"I'm not particularly sure if they can be considered an incident or not. On one hand, their existence is confusing and genuinely bizarre, but at the same time, they're not too harmful, since they're merely cards after all." Thinking on the cards, Alice sighs. "Although, we may see if it is considered an incident, depending on how Reimu and Marisa respond to them."

Reimu and Marisa, huh... "How so?"

"For one, they're both what people consider incident resolvers. As in, they usually, if not always, go out to stop an incident, should one arise." Alice elaborates into the matter just a bit, so I can understand it. Incident resolvers, huh...? "Of course, anyone could try to be an incident resolver if they try hard enough, or get bothered enough, but being one is... a rather tedious task, so most humans tend to steer clear of it and exterminate lesser troublesome youkai instead."

"Yes, yes, but whether those cards are important or not isn't the topic on hand." Yuuka puts our focus back on Akane. "Akane Shirogane... Supposedly, one of the Three Great Evils of Japan, Tamamo no Mae."

"I know of her vaguely, from what's written down about her... She poisoned and manipulated powerful rulers and emperors, did she not?" Alice tilts her head to the side.

"She did. But even outside of that, she's ruthless. She doesn't even seem to care whether someone's a human or a youkai or not. If they stand in her way, she attacks them relentlessly, be it with poison or a surprising amount of physical strength." Yuuka sighs. "And she seems to be quite fast, too...

"Fast and ruthless..." Alice repeats under her breath. "Yes, that certainly is concerning, should she actually be Tamamo no Mae..."

"But she didn't strike me as all that threatening or hostile." I bring a finger to my chin. "When I saw her, she actually seemed to help me by... uh... 'guiding' two youkai away from where I was yesterday. Emphasis on guiding, mind you, since it's more like she forced them to go away by scaring the living daylights out of them."

"Hmm... I see." Yuuka looks to the side. "From the brief appearance I saw of her, she did match the part, nine tails and the like..."

"The way she spoke made her sound well-experienced, she was really calm when talking to the lesser youkai, too. She seems to have a knack for lying though, and it's impossible for me to tell if she told me the truth at all when she spoke to me..." I think on it harder. There's so much about Akane I want to doubt, but at the same time, another part of me wants to trust in her. 

I know that's stupid, or naive, or both, but I want to give people more than one chance. I want to put my faith in them. After all, trust is a big thing in good relationships, isn't it?

"How exactly do you know these things?" Alice stares at me curiously. Ah... yeah, that sounds weird, doesn't it...?

"She talked to me, after scaring those two youkai away I mentioned before." I give a reason as to why I know this. "...Akane said that I'm important to her plans, but I have no idea why. All she mentioned was an oath and nearly mentioned someone else."

"An oath? She's certainly telling the truth if she mentioned an oath. After all, youkai, as well as gods, can't go back on oaths they swore themselves. Humans, however, can. It's in their nature to go back on themselves and doubt things. It's considered taboo among youkai and gods to break agreements, unless if they're genuinely outlandish, even for Gensokyo's standards." Alice furrows her brows. Youkai and gods can't break oath...? But... humans can... I see.

"To name an example, say if you and I were to swear an oath that you could come and go freely between the Garden of the Sun and anywhere else, whilst I was to receive your company in return." Yuuka brings a finger up to name an example, looking directly at me as she does so. "I cannot go back on that promise, and you would be able to come and go from here whenever you wish, so long as you maintained the agreement. The only one who can break that agreement is you, as the terms are acceptable."

Ah... "Now I understand it better." I nod to myself a few times... Actually, hey, maybe I could make a note of it in Gensopedia. Might add a little diversity to it, if I don't just limit it to entries on people. I could even fill in descriptions for locations and stuff, with pictures.

...Assuming I'm feeling up to drawing, that is. I could even make miniature portraits of people to use for... well, entries on people I've met.

Producing Gensopedia, I immediately whiz through a whole bunch of pages, stopping on a blank one about... Huh, is it just me, or does this diary have more pages than before...?

...Maybe it's my mind playing tricks on me. Regardless, I make a header of 'Terminology and Notes', then start writing down what an oath means in Gensokyo...

Not too long after, it looks something like...

"Oath - Basically, an agreement or arrangement where one person receives one thing whilst giving another to another person. Typically done by pretty much anyone, should the need arise. However, youkai and gods cannot go back on an oath. Humans can, apparently, but it's considered taboo to break oath among the divine and youkai. I wonder why..."

There we are. Alright, that's gonna be for when I have to refer to what something specific means. Or if I just forget something that's on a need-to-know basis.

"...What exactly is that?" Gensopedia seems to have piqued Alice's interest. "It seems similar to a journal, from what I can tell... But you seem to have written a lot inside of it."

"Mmm... Yes, actually, what is that? I had noticed that you had it before, but it seems I had forgotten to ask about it entirely." Yuuka's also curious about it... Ah, did I never tell her...?

Huh. Must've forgot, like she did about asking me.

Oh well, now's the best time to explain it. Better to explain to two people at once as opposed to one, right? "I call it Gensopedia, but yeah, it's like a journal." I flick it open to the first page. "It's weird though, see this pen?"

As I hold the pen up, they both nod, Alice commenting on it. "Yes, that seems to be a pen, of sorts... What of it?"

"...Not sure what it is about it, but whenever I want to write about a given topic, or interest, like... uh... let's say you in this instance, Alice..." I twirl the pen, pressing the top of it slightly as I begin writing down everything I know about her...

...

...

It took about a few minutes, but I wrote down everything I know about her so far. I even show her for emphasis. "...It makes me space out and write down everything I know about that subject."

"...Ah. Alright..." She seems vaguely disturbed, which is reasonable, considering I just used her as an example. I... actually wrote down a decent chunk, too.

I also keep failing to acknowledge that Shanghai and Hourai - her dolls - look like they're listening too. Are... they sentient? Or somewhat sentient? If so, then that's neat. Sentient dolls...

On the note of what I wrote down about Alice, whilst I say it was a decent chunk, it was mostly theorising things, like her dolls, Shanghai and Hourai. At the same time, I also noted the fact she was a magician, but that she was originally a human too... So, I can trust her. Because she doesn't seem all that bothered by my existence, unlike some youkai who try to attack me on sight...

"...Intriguing." Yuuka speaks up just to say one thing, before looking to the side. "...Ah. Well, this was unexpected."

"...Is something the matter?" Alice raises a brow, as she turns to look at where Yuuka's looking. "...Oh. I see what you mean."

"...Huh?" I tilt my head, also looking where they're looking. "I don't see what's..." Ah. There's two people flying over here, in this general direction.

...I can barely make them out, sure the daylight helps, but they're still relatively far away. One seems to be riding on... what is that, a broom? Said person's wearing what looks like a black and white outfit, with a pointy witch hat, and... the other's wearing white and red, and looks like... a shrine maiden? I mean, she's got the outfit, plus a stick thing. Wand. Actually, what's the term I'm looking for, starts with a 'g'...

...

Oh, gohei, that's it! Yeah, she's carrying a gohei by her side...

...Still, talk about a weird combination to see together. Witch and a shrine maiden.

Well, the one riding the broom seems to be blond, and the shrine maiden looks like a brunette.

Also, I'm assuming they're girls, since I've not seen any other guys outside of, like, two people still.

"You know how we mentioned Kirisame before? That's her." Yuuka points directly towards the... I'm pretty sure she's pointing at the witch.

...Well she definitely looks the part, that's for sure.

"And the other one's Reimu. You said you knew vaguely of her, or something along those lines, right?" Alice points out who the other one is. I-... That's Reimu? Oh, well, first impressions.

Closing Gensopedia, I stash it in my bag, and... should I send Aegis back to regular mode, or keep it in Aegis-Strand?

...Actually, Alice said Marisa knows about Junko, or what she looked like more accurately. I don't know why, but I have this gut feeling that I should keep the pattern as not Junko's. Because that'd be awkward to explain, I'm sure.

My relation to Junko, that is...

...

Still, hopefully I don't... you know, feel awkward and sidelined, and sit quietly all the time. I like to be involved... unlike Trish, who just ignores someone whenever they try to catch her attention. She doesn't really care if she's involved or not, unless if it's something really, really important.

Like, say, the aftermath of her punching three kids for covering me in glue and glitter without holding back whatsoever. Yeah, that kind of 'uncaring' nature. She did not give a damn about what happened there, and to be fair, she got away with it because nobody wants to mess with the best sister ever.

Ah-. That's aside the point, though, I just awkwardly twiddle with the jade dart of Aegis-Strand whilst waiting for those two to get over here...

And, before long...

"Hehey, Yuuka!" A rather casual voice is what greets me. I briefly look up to find that it's Marisa speaking... or who I presume is Marisa, anyway, which is the black-and-white-dressed witch. I mean, from the brief look I got of her, she seems to be around my age... maybe slightly younger, I don't know, I'm not good at guessing ages... "And uh... Alice, and... some guy?"

Apparently, I'm 'some guy'. Cool.

"...Kirisame. Hakurei." Yuuka greets them with what I swear is a strained smile. Why is it strained? 

"Greetings." Alice also greets them, before glancing at me briefly. Oh-. Yeah, I should just, like, nod or something...

"Yeah, hey." A more serious voice, who I presume is Reimu's, speaks up next. I take a glance up, and sure enough, it's the miko-dressed girl. Also, they're both girls, as I expected. "An incident's going on. It's these cards. Do you two-..."

...I briefly look up again and see that she's looking directly at me, whilst holding up a card of... Cirno. A-... Another Cirno card. What. "-three, I mean, know anything about them?"

"Not particularly." Yuuka shakes her head. "Alice?"

"Nothing from me either." Alice also shakes her head, before looking at me again.

"No, sorry..." I also shake my head. Might as well go with the flow... Also, I know I said I'd like to be involved, but this already feels awkward, and I'm pretty sure it's because I was already addressed, like, twice. Social situations are hard.

"...So... Alice, who's that, ze?" Marisa points at me casually. She's still on her broom, in the air. So is Reimu. They're both floating, which is surreal in of itself, but... honestly, that's actually an overstatement compared to like, half the things I've seen already.

"Ask him yourself." Alice shoots back. "Do you not even remember that you can just ask people who they are?"

"Yeah, but like...!" Marisa throws her hands up. "Why bother, ze?! You obviously know who he is! Besides, he looks... weird!"

I'll pretend she didn't just say that I look weird.

"...Marisa, you're just lazy." Reimu shakes her head. "He also heard you, which means he's listening, so he's just not responding to you. Hey, you, look at me."

...You know what, I might as well have fun with this. Complying, I actually look directly at Reimu. "...Yeah?"

"Wh-. Oh, you did not!" And, as expected, that somehow managed to annoy Marisa. Wow. "Why I oughta-."

Suddenly-.

Clonk.

...Reimu hit her over the head with her gohei lightly. "Shut it, Marisa, last thing we need is you blasting some guy into oblivion because you were rude to him."

"Wh-. But he ignored me, ze...!" Marisa grins.

I mean, Reimu's actually right, here.

"Because you deserved it." Yuuka actually adds. I mean, yeah, that too...

...Now Marisa settles for glaring at Yuuka. There we go.

"...Ignore her." Reimu tells me, shaking her head yet again. "So let's address what's blatantly obvious. You don't seem local... Outsider?"

"Mhm..." I just sort of give a half-nod. "Name's Rajime Naga, by the way. And you're uh... Reimu, right? I've heard about you, or... vaguely, more like."

...She just gives Alice a glance with furrowed brows, who simply gives her a neutral shrug. I'm pretty sure that's all the input Alice needed to give on that matter, really...

"...I see." Reimu's eyes drift down to Aegis-Strand, presumably. "What's that, exactly?"

Oh, boy, elephant in the room, elephant in the room...! "It's a shield, attached to a rope dart." I just act like nothing's wrong with it.

"I can see that. Why does it look like that?" Reimu changes her question, raising a brow.

"...It's a mode of the base shield. The rope dart was an added bonus." I elaborate, still acting like nothing's wrong. "The shield itself is called Aegis, but I call the rope dart Strand, because it looks like strands of something, doesn't it?"

"...Oh." She nods, giving it a more examining stare. "Are you a youkai exterminator, or something?"

What? "No?" I blink at her. "I only use it for self-defense. I don't even know anything about exterminating youkai, if I'm being honest."

"So it's just an elaborate defensive tool, then." Drifting slightly closer, she narrows her eyes at the shield, then at me. "How long have you been in Gensokyo, exactly?"

Uh... let's be honest here. "Nearly three days. This is my third day here, but I arrived around three nights ago." 

"...You've been here for three days, and you have whatever that Aegis, Strand, whatever it is." Reimu squints at me. "...Why do you have something like that, for such a recent outsider, exactly?"

Okay, big decision. Do I... be honest, and tell her that Junko was the one who gave me the shield... O~r... lie, and tell her I found it by sheer luck.

...

Who the hell would believe the former? Better to be honest, here. "...It was a gift from someone, originally, on my first day in Gensokyo... or, well, not really Gensokyo, but somewhere else."

"Somewhere else? Hmm... Senkai?" Reimu hazards a guess. "It's the first place I could come up with, but it's also the place that makes the most sense. I've never heard of outsiders being sent to Senkai immediately, though."

"Oh, no, I found myself in Gensokyo first, but someone took me to Senkai to keep me safe." I elaborate on the matter. "I mean, I was attacked by a youkai not even five minutes after getting here."

"...You must be one lucky guy, then. Barely any outsider survives a run-in with a youkai on their first day, especially the ones that roam at night." Reimu glances at Marisa, who's busy squabbling with Yuuka. I can barely hear the details of that conversation, but it seems like Yuuka's trying to provoke Marisa, for some reason. Then, sighing and muttering something under her breath, she focuses on me again. "Who took you to Senkai, exactly?"

Welp, time to throw a bombshell at her, assuming she's met Junko like Marisa has... which is a pretty far-fetched one, but whatever. "...A kind, sagacious spirit called Junko."

...

"What." Reimu just blinks at me after a brief moment of silence. I'm pretty sure she thinks I'm joking, for some reason... but I just stare at her blankly. "You're... You're actually serious?"

"...Reimu?" Alice raises a brow. I'm pretty sure the very abrupt mention of Junko made Marisa stop her... whatever it was she was doing with Yuuka, and look over at us.

"Hey-. Did I just hear the name of that freakin' spirit, ze?!" Marisa's brows raise. "And did I just hear 'kind' be used t'describe her?!"

...Uh?

"Oh, now this seems like a quite interesting conversation..." I hear Yuuka mutter under her breath.

...Nervously fiddling with the dart again, I decide to point out one thing. "You're... saying that like Junko's a bad person."

"She is-..." Reimu hesitates, seemingly reconsidering her words mid-sentence. "Okay, maybe she isn't a bad person outright, but still, she's bad news."

"...She isn't." I stand up, clutching Aegis-Strand tightly. "She's been nothing but nice to me for the past three days. How would you know that, anyway?"

"Because, I've faced against her in the past. She tried to kill me without a regard for the Spell Card rules." Reimu bluntly tells me. Junko tried to kill Reimu in the past...?

"Hey-. Don't forget I was there, too!" Marisa also butts in. "And so was Reisen 'n Sanae...!"

I-. Reisen? Okay, that's definitely something to ask her about later, when I visit Eientei next. But, at the same time, I have no idea who Sanae-... Wait, Keine mentioned a 'Sanae' once, I'm pretty sure. Something related to the Moriya...?

"...Now I see the issue." Alice sighs, glancing at me again. "However, Reimu, if this Junko person is someone who'd attempt to kill you, why exactly would she not do so to him?"

Yeah, that's... also a really fair point. Where's the logic there?

"The circumstances back then were different. Back then, she was driven solely by fury and hatred, but she changed afterwards. I mean, Marisa, have you seen how she acts around Reisen lately?" Looking over at the witch, the shrine maiden raises a brow.

"Da~h... Can't actually say I've been to Eientei recently. Like, ever, ze." Marisa shakes her head. "I mean, I used to go around and see if Eirin needed anythin' from the Forest of Magic, but like... I've not been lately, because I've been busy with other things, da ze."

"You mean you forgot to go." Reimu corrects her with a sigh.

"I was busy!" Marisa grins awkwardly, insisting that she was busy and did not just forget.

Also, Eirin. I still have absolutely no idea who she is outside of 'she's a doctor'. Like, even with what Junko briefly told me about her, as well as Tewi I guess, I'm still confused and curious about her.

...Actually, I guess I'm confused and curious about a lot of things, really. 

"I suppose I have been around to Eientei for..." Alice gives me a very brief glance. "...reasons, but I can't say I've ever actually seen this Junko person, if not at all."

"Y'mean you go to Eientei for raw, crack cocai-." Marisa's about to say something she really shouldn't, when-.

Wham!

...I'm pretty sure Hourai just slammed Alice's book over Marisa's head.

"Ow...! Not cool, Alice...!" Marisa rubs her head where she was struck.

"You should just learn to shut up, Marisa. Maybe people wouldn't want to hit you if you did." Reimu shakes her head, but she's smiling this time. I mean, yeah, that was pretty funny to watch, actually.

"Yes, actually, she's right. If you learned to just be quiet, I wouldn't have done that." Alice lowers her eyes, but she's also smiling. "Not in front of the outsider, either, he doesn't need to know about your issues."

Ah, yes, not in front of me. Also, was Marisa just about to say 'raw, crack cocaine'? Not a sentence I expected to hear in Gensokyo, but it seems drugs can exist anywhere, if you try hard enough.

...Actually, I'm pretty sure plants can act as drugs, when I think about it. Like, uhh... mushrooms, as in the ones you'd find on the forest floor or something.

Not that I've ever done drugs. I'm clean. Trish hasn't either, namely because we both agree they're a waste of time and a waste of life. Well-. Not done drugs outside of medicinal ones. Medicine's just refined drugs, and-...

Oh, wow, I'm rambling about drugs. Who would've thought it.

"...Okay, ignoring whatever that was..." I sigh, shaking my head and sitting back down. "It sounds a lot like the Junko you're aware of, and the Junko I'm aware of, are two completely different people."

"Ah... Are you sure she didn't kidnap you or something, ze?" Marisa tilts her head. I-. "Because, like... I've heard rumours that she's been seen talkin' to a bunch of the children in the village and-."

Okay, no. "...Be quiet, you."

...That seems to have surprised her, since her brows are raised.

"...I should just consider gagging you, honestly." Reimu also considers a fun idea, turning to the witch again. "Seriously, Marisa, you should learn to have a filter on that mouth of yours."

"Dah... I know, ze, I know..." She deflates on her broom.

"I, personally, think that's a feasible idea." Yuuka, no. "After all, who's to say that isn't what happened?"

"Me." I pocket my one free hand, letting the rope dart dangle off the side of my leg. "Because if I consent to it, is it really a kidnapping?"

"...Regrettably, no." Yuuka actually relents. 

...Reimu has a brow raised now. "Here's a better question, what exactly are you? Are you a human, or a youkai?"

Well, that's a stupid question. "...I'm a human. For one, I can't fly. That, and all I have to my name is a shield and whatever's in this bag." I tap the bag for emphasis. 

"So you say." I don't think she believes me... Why's she so doubtful? "The way you dress is one thing, but another is that unlike most other outsiders, you don't seem like you got gapped in here by Yukari, but it doesn't feel like you got here by ordinary means either."

I-. Gapped. "...And what does that mean, exactly?" Also, there's a mention of that Yukari person again...

"As in, you didn't fall into a hole of some kind, or you didn't cross the barrier accidentally. That's what I mean." Reimu raises her gohei over her shoulder. "I've seen a lot of outsiders in my time, sometimes I send them home myself, sometimes I get Yukari to do it because she's often the reason they end up here. I've never really seen a case like yours."

Oh, well that's fun. Some cosmic entity sent me to what I can only describe as 'Fantasy Florida', where everyone except most humans can fly and do magic without a care in the world.

...I have no idea what compelled me to even utter that sentence, either, but the outside world is not good, and I actually prefer being here.

"Uh... So what you're sayin' is that someone other than Yukari brought him here?" Marisa tilts her head.

"Mmm. But I can't tell who, exactly, since I've never seen a situation like this." Reimu shakes her head in kind. "It's bizarre in of itself."

"...Well, whoever it was, I want to thank them." I look over to the side. 

"For being in mortal peril every waking day?" Yuuka grins at me.

"So says the extremely dangerous flower youkai." I shoot back at her, before continuing. "Outside world sucks. I like being here. Not sure what else there is to say, honestly."

"Really? The outside world, a place free of youkai and with all kinds of neat stuff, sucks, ze?" Marisa's not convinced by my words. "I don't buy it."

"Okay, you spend five days out there, and tell me what you experience." Turning to her, I shrug. "I mean, you won't believe it until you see it."

"Ah... Actually, I'd rather not." Yeah, thought so. She doesn't want to leave Gensokyo.

Also, I find it slightly amusing how Marisa's never introduced herself to me, and nobody's even commented on it. Not even Reimu has, but she's probably assuming that if I know who she is, then I probably knew who Marisa is too. Which wasn't a wrong guess, I did know who Marisa was through Alice. Well-. Yuuka, too, but mostly Alice.

"...Right." Reimu sighs. "I didn't come here to feel depressed, so let's get back to the point. Apparently these cards are circulating around Youkai Mountain, so I wanted to come and see if you knew what was going on with the cards, Yuuka, but by coincidence, you were here too, Alice, so was that guy."

Oh, I'm 'that guy' now, am I?

"...I'd like it if you didn't just call me 'that guy'." I lower my eyes, my voice going slightly dry.

"Yes, Hakurei, he does actually deserve a bit of respect." Yuuka also states, whilst somehow sounding extremely suspicious.

And I think I know why she said it like that, too.

"Far as I'm aware, he's an ordinary human outsider." Reimu regards me. Oh, so she determined that I'm a human and not a youkai. "Why? Know something about him that I don't?"

"...Kazami. Not now." Alice raises her voice, shaking her head.

"Oh? I was merely going to mention..." I note Yuuka's grin and immediately understand what she's about to say. So, might as well crash it before she can say anything, and say it myself. Makes it less awkward. 

"I can use magic." I very abruptly speak, gaining a grin myself. That makes Reimu double-take. Marisa, too.

Alice just... sighs. Oh, so Yuuka told her about my potential, huh...?

"Explain. Now." Reimu points at me with the gohei. 

"Y'kiddin' me, ze?! You're just a normal guy!" Marisa's amused...

"Yes, that's what I was going to say..." Yuuka sighs, looking partially disappointed that she couldn't have her fun with that. Yeah, no, if anyone's gonna say it, it's me.

"Well-. I can use magic, but it's not something I can do at the snap of my fingers." I even snap my fingers for emphasis on that... "I don't even control when I use it, either, it only really becomes known when one of three conditions are met."

"And those three conditions are?" Reimu's still got her brow raised.

"Fear, reflexes, and desperation. Those are the three conditions." I close my eyes partially, attempting to fold my arms. "So, what I mean is, I can only really use magic when I'm terrified beyond recognition, if I have to think fast in a life-or-death situation, or if I'm feeling extremely desperate. Kicker is, I don't even acknowledge it at first until it happens, and I actually cast the magic in question. It feels weird though, like my body resonates with something in order to do it."

"...Now I understand." Reimu lowers her gohei. "You're a human at heart, I'll give you that, but there's too many bizarre circumstances around you to not just leave you be."

And now I'm considered bizarre. How many times have I just been called something unique in the past ten or so minutes, anyway...?

"And, knowing you Yuuka, you were most likely planning on using him for something." Reimu then proceeds to raise her gohei to point it at Yuuka again. 

"Me? Using a human? Oh, whatever could you mean?" Yuuka innocently smiles. But, even if it seems innocent, she definitely was planning on using me for something, her tone was a dead giveaway.

"...I'm going to ignore that you just said that, Yuuka." I decide on, before tilting my head at Reimu. "What was that about not leaving me be, exactly...?"

"You know how I said these cards are an incident, right?" She raises that Cirno card again for emphasis.

"Uh-huh..." I nod along. She said something along those lines...

Actually, Hecatia did too, when I mention it. But she was... slightly more casual about it, I guess? Ah, well, incident is an incident... not that I know what they are exactly, or how they happen, or... yeah, but they're interesting. As a matter of fact, this is actually my first time experiencing one...

Well, one for the books, right? Haha...

"I'm still doubtful about it, but this incident isn't all that dangerous compared to past ones... or I don't think it is, anyway. After all, it's just these Ability Cards, as they're called. If you really want to use that magic of yours, an incident's probably the best place to do it." She pockets the card of Cirno away, as I consider it. Hmm... She might be right. After all, it looks like fun...

"Uh... Reimu, you're forgettin' he's a normal guy, ze." Marisa points out. I-... Yeah, she's right, too. I'm normal, and I don't have the best control over my magic...

"It's his choice." Reimu shrugs. "I mean, he could tag along with me. Or you."

"Wh-. No." Marisa deadpans, not liking the idea of me going with her...? Why? "He'd weigh my broom down, Reimu! I need this to be quick, ze!"

Okay, yeah, that's... reasonable. Hmm...

"Personally, I wouldn't mind accompanying Rajime." Alice speaks up. "He's like you, Marisa, only if you were less of an annoyance. And besides, I've seen you carry heavier things than a human on the back of that broom before, so why make an exception now?"

"Wh-. Hey, Alice...!" Marisa begins grinning awkwardly. "I've got my reasons!"

"Of course you do." Alice sighs.

"Hmm... This incident may be a change of pace compared to others in the past... And even then, I may be able to salvage a few rare flowers for my own collection..." Yuuka brings a finger to her chin. I... don't actually want to go with her, she's sufficiently unnerved me enough with the whole casual talk of 'genocide being a game', and stuff. And whilst she makes an exception for me, it's like... still really uncomfortable, especially when you're involved with the conversation involving casual genocidal entertainment! "Where exactly is this incident occurring? I don't believe you've told any of us that."

"Youkai Mountain." Reimu looks over at the largest mountain in question. "Not entirely sure where, but it's definitely taking place on it."

Hmm... Youkai Mountain...? Maybe I am better off going with someone. I mean, I've never been on that mountain, it's unknown to me for the most part. All I know about it is that the Moriya are there, and that there's tengu, whatever those are... Youkai, obviously, but I don't know much about them exactly. It's the finer details that're lost on me.

I also consider my other options... I could go with Cirno, I told her to meet up with me today again yesterday, assuming she didn't forget that is, so... she's an option, maybe...

There's also Junko, I could wait for her to get here then, like, ask her if we could look into the incident...

Or I could get suicidal and throw myself at Youkai Mountain just to see what would happen, and let's face it, that's not happening anytime soon. I may be a bit goofy, a bit wacky, maybe a bit stupid, but... I'm not that dumb. I know for a fact Trish isn't either, but I'm not sure if she'd want to be involved with this... whatever it is, an incident.

But, personally... "I'd... actually prefer looking around with Alice, honestly." I voice my opinion. "No offence, it's just that I trust her a lot more compared to anybody else at this moment."

"We barely even know each other, yet you trust me a fair amount regardless." Alice comments on my choice, seeming slightly surprised... although still mostly indifferent. It's there, though... and she smiles. "Although, I suppose saying that I was originally a human most likely influenced that decision to trust me."

"Fair enough." Reimu's generally indifferent to my choice, which makes sense. "Gives me less to worry about, too... especially since it's not having to worry about someone getting caught in the crossfire."

"Hmm... Very well." Yuuka seems marginally disappointed by my choice. I think she was half-expecting me to go with her, but uh... no. Not after the genocide talk. I'm not even sure if I can trust her, or if I was right putting faith in her to begin with, for that matter.

Still... I don't believe she's inherently evil, but even then, she's a youkai. I'm a human. I know they don't really mix, most of the time. I'm aware that there's some benevolent youkai that help humans out, but even then there's like... a lot of harmful youkai. Like, say, Tamamo no Mae, and stuff. 

Say, that reminds me, Yuuka and Alice never brought up Akane after Reimu and Marisa got here. I figured they would've, but... no. Then again, I guess I could've done that too, but I forgot for the most part. I was more worried about making a first impression... as silly as it sounds.

Feels weird that mythological creatures actually exist, like vampires and youkai, as well as concepts only heard of in fantasy like immortality and gods actually existing in a physical form. Oh, and fairies. Those too. But... still, it's strange to be this calm about it. Maybe I'm still in shock, or something...?

Wait-. If I'm acknowledging that I'm in shock, uh... does that even count as shock...?

...

I'm rambling yet again. Okay, I need to stop that habit, it sucks.

Still, Marisa hasn't spoken, she's just giving me a weird stare.

"Alright. Well, we'll be off then." Reimu glances at Marisa, starting to float away. "Come on, you, we have an incident to resolve."

"Huh? Oh, right! See ya, da ze!" Marisa waves, before focusing on me whilst getting ready to follow Reimu. "And don't do anythin' weird to Alice!"

Wh-. What the hell is that supposed to mean?

"...Ignore her." Alice tells me after Marisa rockets off after Reimu, both girls picking up in speed as they go into the distance. "She's just like that, sometimes."

"...'Just like that'." I echo her words, blinking blankly. "I-. I wouldn't do anything weird regardless of the fact, it's... it's common decency, isn't it?"

"You'd be surprised how many people lack that. Barely anybody considers privacy, either. It's very annoying, especially when I'm trying to make dolls..." Sighing, Alice begins floating too. Because why wouldn't she? "Now then... How are we going to go about this, exactly?"

That's... a good question, actually. I stare at Yuuka as she remains seated. "I've decided against going. I was actually hoping you would go with me... though it seems I've been outperformed in a short time. Bothersome, to be sure."

"...The genocide talk was what threw me off." I point out, shaking my head, before turning back to Alice as I stand from the chair. "So... hmm... How strong are the dolls, exactly? I mean that as in physical strength..."

"I see what you're getting at." Alice floats down to me, Shanghai and Hourai beside her and... not holding anything. "They're quite able-bodied, I'll have you know. Although, it may require more... For now, allow me to carry you personally, we'll head to my home so I can gather a sufficient number of dolls for what I have in mind... since today, of all days, was the one day where I didn't bring as many dolls as I usually do."

Uh... "Define 'sufficient number of dolls'?"

"A lot." She gives me one glance, before picking me up relatively effortlessly and beginning to fly away with me in tow. Oh.

...That's still vague, and I'm slightly concerned as to how many dolls she actually needs...! A couple dozen?! A hundred?! Dare I say it, a thousand?!

But, for right now, I guess I can think about things, since I'm imagining it might take a while...

...

Notes:

As usual, another comically long chapter. I really have a problem with making the chapter lengths consistent. Like, the first two were around 15k, but this and chapter 3 were around 30k.

Still, that's not to say this chapter isn't one hell of a doozy. We have more weird happenings going on! And, more importantly, Rajime filling out what is now dubbed Gensopedia. It's like Wikipedia, but for Gensokyo and if it was written by your average teenager.

Akane's also fun, and she's going to be one enigma of a character down the line. Is she really Tamamo no Mae? And who's that person she's working with regarding Rajime? Nobody knows, except for me.

Not much else to say, next chapter (and probably the one after) is going to focus on the events of UM, and that's where the canon divergence is mostly gonna come into play (especially regarding a certain character in UM, bonus points if you can guess who).

Oh, before I go... Here's another fun fact, I'm planning on eventually releasing EoC, but in the POV of Trish and Kolar respectively. When that is, though, I have no clue, since I'm busy with a whole bunch of things. Anyways, as always, drop a comment or something, it helps me to know what I'm doing good, and what I'm not doing good.

Chapter 5: Of Cards, Humans, and Youkai

Summary:

After heading out with Alice to investigate the incident, Rajime, armed with nothing but his wit, will, and general friendliness, makes even more bizarre acquaintances, whilst adding to his array of cards as per his arrangement with Hecatia.

Notes:

So there's some smoking in this chapter, but Sannyo shows up, and that's entirely why I'm saying this. Aside from that, enjoy the chapter as always (also the amount of OCs that show up in this chapter (not counting Rajime) is 3 (I should really add this count from here onwards) with a whole lot more mentioned).

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

I'm thoroughly convinced that thinking is one of the best ways to pass time in Gensokyo. Like, whenever I do it, time just seems to like... speed up, but during that sped-up time, I can go over what I thought about.

...Which is a weird thought in of itself, because why would thinking accelerate time until you, well, stop thinking consciously? I specify consciously, since my brain - or pretty much anyone's really - is thinking regardless of the fact. There's subconscious and unconscious thoughts too, those are fun, because you do them without realising.

Unless if they're not fun thoughts, and you have a morbid thought or something. Then it's rancid unconscious thoughts.

Also, Alice didn't pick me up bridal-style, which is... actually relatively alright. I mean, it'd feel weird if she did, but-. Ah, aside the point, aside the point...

...I really like going off-topic. It's a habit of mine... and probably an unhealthy one, alongside it being one I'm never going to stop having just... there in the background. Something in the back of my head's tugging at my mind to think about things in great detail, and I just... it's a weird thing.

...I use 'weird' to describe a lot of things, when I consider it. It's a vague term at this point... Maybe I should, like, expand my vocabulary or something, use bigger and more confusing words.

Like u~h... hmm... preternatural, funky, kooky... maybe even kink-...

Actually, no, that word's weird in of itself, because who uses it to describe something genuinely weird?

Anyways, back to the point, Alice carried me by my arms the entire way to... this forest. Actually, I think this is the same forest I woke up in... If so, then that's a fun throwback.

I-. Well, not fun, considering I almost got maimed and mauled violently, but still, it's a throwback nonetheless.

Still... three days have gone by now. I've also got that dream meeting tonight with Trish and Kolar, assuming Doremy's able to find a workaround for Trish's... bizarre dream boundaries.

My mind also drifted to those... cards. Ability Cards, as Reimu called them. I wonder just how many of them there really are...? Definitely something to look into, they might give me an edge in defending myself, or just being pretty good at evading and running.

Because, let's face it, there's not a chance in hell, or Hecatia's hell more like, that I'm fighting off a youkai that could be potentially stronger than, like, Yuuka or something.

I'm gonna admit, I was definitely lucky regarding the youkai I have met so far... and that's including Akane. Even if she is bizarre, she didn't feel... malicious. But then again, she confuses me, and she's probably a really good liar. I mean, she's got me doubting if she is Tamamo no Mae, even though she said that she is Tamamo no Mae. Or was, since she disregarded that identity. It makes me wonder who she really is, honestly, because she fits the description of that very same youkai. But even then, it's not like she'd tell me anything.

...She did give me that Tamamo's Forbidden Toxicity card, though. I'm also reminded of Purified Strike... So, basically, I've got Akane's card, and Junko's card so far.

Cards. They're really strange... And I'm rambling about things unrelated to matters at hand.

...Well, my thoughts also did briefly go over Aikido again, as well as Cirno, and the Moriya... also tengu, whatever those are.

I mean, the Moriya's on Youkai Mountain, right? There's also a shrine maiden called Sanae... maybe I'll meet her, maybe I won't. But Aikido... Hecatia thinks that Aikido's somewhere high up on there. Hey-. Maybe if I go up there, then... then maybe I could try looking for Aikido, whilst helping to look for the cause of this Ability Card incident.

On the note of those, I could actually collect cards, too... I mean, if I have a big collection, then I can barter my way through just about anything. And besides, anything's a bartering system as long as you have your trusty bargaining chips. And by bargaining chips, I mean antiques, paired with overflowing charisma and confidence.

...Which I don't have. I mean-. The antiques in this instance are the two cards I have, but I have little to no confidence. I don't trust myself to do a lot of things on my own with at least one person watching me do it. And it should be obvious how much charisma I have, and it certainly isn't overflowing.

Still, my to-do list is looking a lot like running around and discovering Gensokyo at my own pace, checking in with Kolar and Trish every now and then, being involved with stuff, uh... collecting cards for Hecatia's album of them, and finding out how to know what's going on around me at any given moment.

...The last one'll never happen, if I'm being honest to myself, but I can dream, right?

Ah... alright, let's see what Alice needs... She's just calmly flying through the forest, ignoring anything else and heading in a direction. I also need to ask... "Where exactly are we going...?"

"My house. Did you forget that?" Alice spares me a glance, Shanghai and Hourai still trailing behind. I don't think any youkai want to mess with Alice... I mean, on the way here, I heard youkai-like noises, but nothing's jumped out at us. Maybe Alice is a deterrent in of herself.

I mean, I also heard the odd fairy, but still, no youkai've... tried to stop us. 

Also, I should respond. "Uh... yeah, sorry, it's just... busy days, you know?"

"Mmm... I'd imagine so." She understands what I mean, nodding. "It still must be quite a shock for you to end up in Gensokyo... though, it seems you've settled in well."

"It was pretty... um... well, disturbing, to wake up in the forest, instead of inside the comforts of my own bedroom." I look to the side. "I mean, I was terrified, but I was also... intrigued, after a while."

"How so?" Alice asks me, still flying ahead. Well, at least this is a conversation!

"Outside Gensokyo, I never would've thought magic would be possible. But now that I'm here, witnessing all sorts of things related to magic, youkai, actual magicians, flying humans..." I trail off. "It's got me feeling, uh... what's the word I'm looking for...?"

"Awestricken?" Alice fills in, tilting her head left and right.

"Yeah, that's the word..." I nod, snapping my fingers loosely a few times. "I'm not even sure what I should be surprised about more, since I've seen so much in only three days."

"I suppose that's fair in of itself." Sighing, she keeps going, until we... huh?

We've come into a clearing, and in this clearing, there's a white building... which is European-styled. That, in of itself, is odd. Or, maybe this is Alice's home...?

As if listening to my thoughts, she comments on it. "...This is my home, if you're wondering." Oh, so it is her home...? "We're only stopping off here briefly, although..." She pauses, giving me a more serious glance. "...Have you eaten anything today, at all?"

Uh-. Oh, when she mentions it, no, I haven't actually... I just look away very awkwardly so she gets the hint.

"...I see." Sighing, she drifts down towards it, allowing me to stand on my feet, before lowering to the ground herself. When we're both stood up, I get a pretty good comparison between our heights. She's shorter than I am, about a foot or so from what I can tell, but even then she lifted me like it was nothing.

...I mean, she is a youkai magician, but still.

"Come inside. It doesn't hurt to have breakfast before going about your activities... In fact, it benefits you, since going hungry would hinder your performance." Alice invites me inside, walking over to open her front door. The moment she does so, however-.

"Hey, Alice!" All of a sudden, someone calls out, stomping through the forestry...

Wait, stomping?

"...Hmm... I was wondering when she would show up." Alice sighs, turning to the person in question...

...I turn my head towards them too, and from the trees-.

Crash!

Or more like knocking over a tree, this big woman steps through, before abruptly shrinking down. I-. Okay, what? I have several questions. One glance tells me that it's an orange-haired woman with green eyes. Her hair's also pretty short, and she's got these two hair pins in, one of a large red arrow pointing directly up, and another of a pretty small blue arrow pointing down. 

Other notable things is that she shrunk down to around my height, but seems to be as young as Alice is... Maybe she's a human gone youkai too? I mean, the size thing's a dead giveaway she's a youkai, but still.

And her clothes... It's a reddish-blue dress with these large patterns on one side, the red side that is, but the blue side has a lot more intricate and smaller patterns. Very contrasting to look at, but also pretty nice.

"...Uh." I'm actually pretty unnerved by the fact that she knocked one of those trees over. I can see what look like dolls coming out from literally everywhere around Alice's house to prop the fallen tree away from her, well, house.

"Whew, guess I got lucky, eh?" The woman laughs, wiping her forehead, before noting Alice's expression of just general indifference. "Hey, c'mon, no need to give me that look...!"

"Sodatsu, what brings you here, exactly?" Alice raises a brow, also giving a name for me in the process... Sodatsu, huh...? Doesn't that mean 'grow' in Japanese?

"Well, I figured I'd just come around and thank you for those cloths, threads, and sewing needles. I needed those really badly, y'know? I mean, I can't fix my outfit without them." Sodatsu chuckles awkwardly, rubbing the back of her head, before noticing that I'm here. "Oh, who's he? Lost human?"

"Not quite. I brought him here." Alice shakes her head. "Sodatsu, this is Rajime Naga, a human outsider. Rajime, this is Sodatsu Chidjimu, a fellow magician who specialises in altering the sizes of objects and people."

I-. Size altering. Okay, yeah, that makes sense, considering she was taller than a tree a few moments ago.

"O~h, outsider, huh?" Sodatsu steps up to me, looking casual. "Hey, watch this."

Snapping her fingers-.

She just... vanishes? I don't-.

"...Sodatsu, now isn't the time for jokes." Alice sighs. Wh-. Where did she even go?! Did she shrink or something?! "Where did you even go...?"

"Right here!" A voice comments from the top of my hat. I-. Okay, how-? "Benefits of altering sizes, you can do just about anything!"

I see a speck of something fall from the rim of my cap, before-.

Oh, okay, Sodatsu reappeared in front of me, at my height again. "How small did you just make yourself...?"

"Smaller than an inchling!" Sodatsu casually smiles. "I mean, I could go, like, microscopic and terrify people with 'spooky hauntings'."

...What's an inchling...? Do I want to know? Also, microscopic. I'm imagining she could interact with bacteria or something, and even have a dramatic fight with one.

Still, weird to think about, and Sodatsu's bizarre already. She's already somehow more bizarre than Akane is, and that's saying something.

But she seems more friendly, unlike Akane. 

"...Y'know, Alice, I didn't think you'd actively go out of your way to catch a guy like this..." Sodatsu comments, bringing a finger to her chin with a big grin on her face. "You can't possibly be thinking of...?"

"I'm not." Alice dryly stares at her. I don't get-... Oh. Now I see the implication.

...I focus on Sodatsu, squinting. "It's-. It's not like that."

"R-Right, right..." Chuckling awkwardly, she shakes her head. "So what's that?"

She's... pointing at Aegis-Strand. Ah. Well, let's be honest. "It's a shield. Called Aegis. The rope dart thing's called Strand, so I call it Aegis-Strand whilst it's like this."

"O~h, Strand?" Sodatsu's eyes light up with what I presume to be curiosity. "Hmm... Lemme get a look at it, maybe I could..."

"I've already had a look at it, Sodatsu, there's no need for you to waste your time." Alice interrupts, shaking her head.

"Aw-. C'mon, Alice, you know my feel for certain magic's gotten better over the months!" Sodatsu grins, propping her arms on her hips.

"Whilst that is true, I'm still far better at it than you are." Alice still shakes her head. "I'm sure there's nothing else I need to know about it, either."

Actually, did I ever tell her Strand could do this...? Hmm... "Well, it can do this..."

Grabbing the end of the 'rope', the one with the jade dart that is, with my non-shield-bearing hand, I twirl the dart over my head, before flinging it into a nearby tree, and I zip over to the tree in question-.

Whoosh! Thud!

...Aegis slammed into the tree on its own, since it's pretty much bound to the dart. 

"Whoahoho! Neat!" Sodatsu grins at the abrupt movement. "Hey, that's actually pretty useful!"

"...We can fly, Sodatsu." Alice blinks at her.

"Well-. Yeah, but it's good for quick movement in an enclosed space! Or so I can gather, anyway!" Sodatsu's still impressed with it. "Besides, he's a human, we're magicians, so yeah, obviously you're not gonna see it as anything useful, but at least I can still acknowledge those things!"

"I suppose you're correct there..." Alice sighs. "Still, did you really just come to give your thanks, Sodatsu?"

"Well, uh..." Sodatsu looks over awkwardly. "...No, I was kinda hoping you were in. Some fairies ransacked and pranked my house last night. Needless to say, they're all terrified to hell and back now after seeing a giant woman nearly stomp them all into oblivion."

"Define 'giant'." Alice stares at her blankly.

"Oh, y'know... yay-high?" Sodatsu raises her hand and when she does so-.

Ah. She just... grew taller than the trees. And, mind you, they're pretty tall.

...

That actually would be pretty terrifying to be up against, if I'm honest. And it's also got me wondering. "Is... there a limit as to how big you can actually get...?"

"Uh... last I checked, not really! I mean, tallest I've ever gotten was, like, a small mountain, but even then it was because this one oni made me a bet." Sodatsu grins as she shrinks back down again, hands on her hips. She seems to be a fan of grinning... Actually, I don't think she's ever not been grinning throughout this encounter.

"Was it Suika again?" Alice raises a brow at her.

"...Suika... Suika, Suika..." Sodatsu furrows her brows, snapping her fingers a few times. "The name rings a bell, but... Oh, yeah, she could get huge too! It was fun being able to talk to someone who knew the joys of changing size!"

Suika? As in... Suika Ibuki, that one oni Yuuka mentioned? Shuten-douji? Okay, wow, that's not terrifying to know, that she can change size to be large, nope, not at all...!

"Bu~t, still, I bet I could increase in size all the way to Heaven, above Youkai Mountain!" Sodatsu has a very chaotic look on her face now. "Then again, I might like, get shot down by the tengu, or something. Mountain violations and all."

...What does that mean? Mountain violations.

"That's assuming the Moriya don't do it first." Alice sighs. Oh, the Moriya...

...Maybe I should dismiss Strand now, I don't really see a need to keep going fast-.

Fwash!

Aegis abruptly flashes back to its normal self, being the intricate patterns I'm familiar with.

"Oh, that thing changes modes too? Neat." Sodatsu whistles, impressed.

"Sodatsu, why did you genuinely come here? Was it so you could actually have a meal?" Alice interprets.

"Huh? Alice, you do know we don't need to eat food anymore, right? We're magicians, for crying out loud!" Sodatsu raises her brows at the puppeteer, before bringing a finger to her chin. "...Still, eating's nice, I guess, it still feels good."

"So that's what you were doing... Very well." Alice seems to be indifferent. "Originally, I was just planning on making some pancakes for both myself and Rajime... though, maybe I have enough pancake mix for you too."

Wh-. Pancakes? What? I mean, this is a European-styled house, I shouldn't be surprised if Alice is actually able to make pancakes, but... still.

"Aw, sweet! You're the best!" Sodatsu raises her fists into the air, pumped. "Thanksies, Alicey~!"

"...If you ever utter that sentence again, I won't do this." Alice warns her without any hesitation, looking far more serious and dry. Wh-. 

"N-Noted...!" Sodatsu actually recoils. "I mean, I meant it in a lighthearted manner, but still...!"

"Lighthearted or not, never call me 'Alicey'." Still staring at Sodatsu, Alice sighs. "You should know this, Sodatsu, it's the exact reason why I never call you 'Sod-chan', whilst Marisa does."

I-. Sod-chan. Probably the weirdest nickname I've heard so far...! Also, Marisa? 

"If she calls me that again, I'm shrinking her poofy hat." Sodatsu gets surprisingly steadfast. Huh... She gave me the impression of someone who's really chill, but the mention of Marisa seems to make her a lot more tired-looking. Maybe there's some bad blood between her and Marisa, or something. I mean, it's not any of my business, but it's something to note.

"Assuming you can even get your hands on her hat." Alice places her hands behind her back, whilst Shanghai and Hourai make something resemblant of amused expressions. Dolls, everyone, they can emote. I wonder if I'd be able to keep one for myself after this... and after me and Alice inevitably go our separate ways after the incident ends. I mean, she wouldn't mind losing one doll, right?

"Oi, you're talking to someone who can shrink down to ridiculous levels." Sodatsu snorts. "I can slip under the crack in her door, if I wanted. Or I could just bust her house down, but I like to keep things tidy, and I know she has random stuff in there that might be valuable. Also magic books."

"Mmm." Alice hums, turning to her door as I step over. "It's better if we talk inside, as it's warmer in there."

"Yup, don't want this conversation gettin' cold feet..." Sodatsu tilts her head, one of her hands running over that blue hair clip. Or pin. I can't tell if it's a clip or a pin, if I'm being honest... but I'm assuming it's a hairpin.

I might as well ask Alice one thing... "Your home, um... it's European-styled, right?"

"...Yes?" She turns to me, raising a brow. "I find them more appealing than the traditional Japanese ones. After all, Europe has a large variety of building styles, but this is more from the west of Europe. So, say, England, or France. Sodatsu's is the same, but she took inspiration from German buildings, I believe?"

"Ah... Yeah, it's German-styled. Like, y'know, old-fashioned." Sodatsu nods, still keeping her pretty easygoing-looking grin up. "I mean, I really only knew how to style it because of some books that're dated a couple centuries back, back when Gensokyo wasn't hidden from the Outside World..."

"I see..." Staring at the facade of Alice's house some more, I tilt my head. "I'm familiar with the style. I'm of European descent myself, after all, but it feels strange to see it in Gensokyo."

"I suppose it would feel out of place, compared to the style of other buildings, but there's a well-known mansion around here which is styled after a Victorian-era manor." Alice also brings up... Didn't Kolar mention something like that once...? Ah, hang on, I think I know what she's talking about...

"The Scarlet Devil Mansion, right?" I raise a brow. "I've heard about it, but I can't say I've ever been there."

"Hmm. Maybe I'll take you there after this incident finishes, or finds some conclusion. After all, I'm aware you're still learning about Gensokyo, and how life exactly works here for people like yourself." Alice gives me a smile, before turning back to her home. "If you're truly of European descent, you'd feel quite at home there, I feel."

...Maybe. I mean, I know a vampire lives there, and I know vampires drink the blood of humans... which makes me wonder if Kolar's genuinely alright over there.

I mean, he might be, and I'm worrying for no reason. Trish always did call me a worrywart, whenever something bad happened...

"Oh, oh, that reminds me, I haven't checked in with Patchy for a while now...!" Sodatsu raises her brows. I-... Patchy?

"...If she were here, she'd tell you to address her by her actual name, not 'Patchy', Sodatsu." Alice gives her a neutral stare, before the door just... opens. On the other side, it's revealed that a doll unlocked the door. Huh. Then, she gives me a glance. "Sodatsu's talking about a magician who lives in the very same manor, by the name of Patchouli... Although, both her and Marisa tend to call her Patchy, even though it annoys her."

"Ah-. Okay, yeah, if she's calling Patchouli that, then I'm gonna call her Patchouli." Sodatsu very quickly changes her mind about how to address this Patchouli person... 

I just need to ask. "What is it with you and Marisa, exactly...?"

"Huh? Oh, uh... that's not important right now. Right, Alice?" Sodatsu looks at Alice for confirmation.

"It isn't, you're right... For now, that is." Alice nods in agreement. "It's most likely a story best saved for later... and it's quite a long one. We don't have a lot of time ourselves, as we're going out to investigate the incident, are we not?"

Oh, that makes more sense...

"Wait, incident?" Sodatsu blinks in confusion.

"Those cards, Sodatsu. They contain people's abilities." Lowering her eyes at her fellow magician, Alice shakes her head. "I'm not sure how you forgot them."

"Oh, those! Yeah, now I remember..." Sodatsu nods a few times, before grinning. "Hey, I even managed to snag a few, but I don't need them."

She doesn't need them? Hmm... "Would it be alright if I have them, then...? I mean, me and Alice're the ones going out into the incident, and all..."

"I'll show you 'em during breakfast. I sure as hell don't need them... so I'll see if any tickle your fancy, eh?" Sodatsu gives me a grin, before stepping right past Alice and into her home. I swear Alice muttered something under her breath, before following, leaving just me outside.

...Hourai's still out here, looking like she's in a daydream of some kind, but Shanghai followed Alice. Just for the fun of it, I walk over to Hourai, gently grab her out of the air, and walk inside.

I mean, she definitely noticed that she was grabbed, since she's moving to try and break free from my hand, and... I actually see what Alice meant. Her dolls're pretty able-bodied, and it feels strong... durable. Hourai, that is...

Well, might as well let her go before she breaks my hand or something trying to get out. I release my grasp on Hourai, before she flies up, makes something that looks like a pouting expression, before flying off elsewhere in the home as I enter too...

 


 

Dining room. It's styled just like any other one I'd see back home, in England that is. Still feels weird to be in a home like this. But, if there's one things I've noticed, is that there's dolls everywhere in here. On shelves, on counters, in cupboards, you name it, they're there.

...How many dolls does Alice actually need...? How does she even control them all?

And, as it turns out, Alice wasn't kidding. Sodatsu can change the size of anything at any given moment. I swear she did it to a few dolls out of sheer boredom, alongside some cutlery and stuff.

...I'm more interested in the dolls, though. I'm not sat down at the moment, Sodatsu is. I'm on my tip-toes, looking at some of the dolls on a shelf. They're all dressed neatly and sat in a linear row, their positions pretty much identical. In their hands is a lance, as well as what look like small shields.

"If you're thinking about touching them, don't." Alice warns me from nearby. "They'll retaliate, and trust me, those lances aren't for show."

...Ah. I was going to try and hold one, but... that's good enough of a reason not to. Still... "Their designs're interesting though. Even though they look identical, I can tell there's some heart and care put into each one. I mean, no two things are truly the same, right?"

"Well, yes, of course." Pleased with my comment, Alice smiles. "I had made all of them, as you can tell. I suppose you could even say that I had placed my very soul into them... I'm glad you have an eye for such a thing."

"Even if that's true, uh..." Sodatsu points at one. "They all look the same, for the most part. I mean, there's a few variations, you've got that, but they're all like... the same size, Alice."

"That's because I use only the most efficient measurements in my designs." Alice gives her a glance, sighing. "And don't even think about enlarging or shrinking them, that'd reduce their efficiency."

"Wh-. Nah, I wouldn't do that...!" The size manipulator gives a very awkward grin in response to Alice's statement. 

...

"Okay, maybe I would, but still, not in here right?" Sodatsu raises a finger. "I'm not that stupid."

"I suppose." Ignoring her, Alice goes back to making pancakes, since that's what she's been doing for about the past... I want to say five or so minutes, but I feel like it's been longer. Time dilation is weird.

...Closer I look at the dolls, I notice that they're all staring directly at me. Whoa. Cool. Also creepy, but it's cool. I've always wondered what it'd be like if dolls were sentient... Now I know.

Backing off from the shelf, I take a seat opposite Sodatsu, who's fiddling with what looks like a small iron rod with odd engravings on the ends of it. She didn't have that before, but... now she does.

"What is that?" I decide to ask her, raising a brow. 

"Huh? Oh, ah..." She raises the rod so I can get a look at it. One end's opened up, revealing the inside of what I can only assume is an elegant-looking pipe. On the other end, it's sealed with his black cylinder, the odd rainbow-like particle bouncing off of it every now and then. It also seems to stick out in a curved shape from the pipe itself. "Size regulator. It's so I can keep control of how big I am. Or small. I've always got it in my pocket since it really doesn't have a use otherwise... but I do know it keeps the size of anything consistent with its original height, shape, length, and width. Pretty useful if you're someone like me, yeah?"

"Oh, I see..." I nod, bringing a finger to my chin. Size regulators... I can see how those'd be useful for someone like Sodatsu, who changes her height so often. "Wait... wouldn't that mean you wouldn't be able to change size whilst holding that, though?"

"That's what a lot of people think the first time around!" Sodatsu chuckles, showing me the open end of the regulator. "See this open end? If it's open, that means it's off. If it's closed, with one of these babies..." She pulls out a black cylinder pretty much identical to the one on the other end, sticking it in.

The moment she does so, the regulator begins glowing with a faint, luminescent magenta, occasionally shifting to red and blue. "...It's on, and I can't change my own size. But here's the kicker, nobody really knows how to make these suckers except for myself! I'm quite the tinkerer, I'll have you know!"

"Mmm. That is true, not even the kappa know how to make such a device." Alice comments from the side. 

"Y'know, I bet if I sold these things, they'd sell like hot cakes and warm sake in winter. Because nobody likes being shrunk or enlarged comically without warning." Sodatsu considers the possibility of making a business out of those. "Might be a good way to earn a quick yen, if y'know what I mean, eh?"

Yen. They use it here too, huh...? It'd probably be different styled, considering that from what I've seen, Gensokyo seems more old-fashioned and middle-aged compared to literally anywhere else. Then again, fantasy land.

Well, might as well respond. "Guess so... Hey, you mentioned you had some Ability Cards, right...?"

"That's what we're callin' em? Apt name." Sodatsu clicks her tongue, before nodding. "But, yeah, I got some. Here, take a look."

She pulls out four cards, sliding them over to me. "You really want to give me four...?" I mean, if she does, then that's nice, but...

"Don't worry about it! As I said before, I sure as hell don't need them! I've got my own creations to worry about, y'dig?" Sodatsu remains casual, still grinning as I pick up one card. It's got a rough drawing of Sodatsu on it, with a large outline around her and two arrows pointing upward. She's also got her fingers snapping on this drawing...

...I flip it around to get a look at the description.

"I'm Big, You're Small!

The power of a certain size-altering magician flows through you! Someone giving you trouble? Absolutely terrify them by increasing in size! Mind you, this also doubles your damage output, but it also makes you easier to hit. Fair trade-off, right? But still, chances are you'd wipe someone out before they can even hit you, with the damage this size increase can dole out. May or may not also include the ability to absolutely terrify people due to the size difference, but I see that as an added bonus!"

...Huh. That's... useful. My eyes drift to a few more.

The next one's got a... what is that, aquamarine? It's got an aquamarine swirl on it, which... looks like a kanji for... what is that, uh... misfortune? Misfortune. 

...I flip it over.

"Nagashi-bina Certified Spinning

With this card, you too can spin like a certain misfortune god! Now, whilst it does seem incredibly disorienting, maybe a bit... you know, sickness-inducing, the spinning actually has a good benefit behind it! Whilst everything might seem particularly harder to dodge and fight, if you graze any danmaku bullets, it gets sent back to the attacker with at least more than one-and-a-half times the force! Maybe more, depending on how fortunate you really are."

Okay, that description... I don't know if I want to be spinning all the time. I mean, that whole 'return to sender' deal is interesting, but... mgh, motion sickness...

Looking over at the third card, I find it to be what looks like a red orb with vein-like ribbons going all around it, and in the middle, there's an eye staring directly at me. In the middle of the orb, that is. Hmm... I flip that one over.

"Opened Third Eye

Now unleashed with the ability of these cards, you too can read minds like a satori! Or... well, you can't read minds, but this is pretty much more useful to know what you have to dodge at any given moment. It'll show the path for dodging danmaku for you, if you trust your instincts, more often than not... unless if you're facing someone whose mind can't exactly be read. Then you're toast, but hey, it's not like many people can't have their minds read, right?!"

...I'm sorry, what? I look between that Nagashi-bina Certified Spinning card and this Opened Third eye one. Those... pretty much go hand in hand.

And my eyes gloss over the last card, finding it to be a card of a white snake. It looks like there's space for something else on this card, since the way this is formatted, one half is a black background, and the other half is a white background. The white snake is on the black background, but it seems considerably solemn.

...I flip it over, just to see what it does.

"Solemn White Snake

The ability of a rather unremarkable white serpent, since it's been separated from its other half. Normally, there'd be a black snake to accompany this one, but I don't know what happened to it. Maybe if you had both cards, you could join them together to make something really good out of this? Still, this card allows you to gain more money by letting enemies leave, or by timing out their Spell Cards, than you would by beating them up. Pacifism really is a good thing sometimes, isn't it?"

...Solemn White Snake... Huh. That's a funny card. But the description... 'Separated from its other half'? 'White serpent'? 'Black snake'? That sounds a lot like me and Trish... Also, the talks of pacifism... Wait... "Is... this an Ability Card of me...?"

"Huh? Lemme get a look." Sodatsu leans over to get a look at the card I'm reading. "Oh, it's that one. That's useless, because who'd be insane enough to time out a Spell Card? Way quicker to uh... y'know, beat someone up." 

I assume Spell Cards are something to do with danmaku... but still. "I'm imagining this is related to me, since it's a white snake... My last name's Naga, and I have a sister who's the complete opposite of me."

"O~h, really?" Sodatsu raises a brow, as Alice steps over with two plates of pancakes in her hand, with a few dolls carrying a third.

"Sodatsu, I told you his full name not too long ago. You seriously have some issues with your memory." Alice shakes her head, placing one plate down for me, then the other in front of herself. "Have you been abusing those magical mushrooms again?"

"A~h... No. Y'know I don't use those for their uh... properties, Alice." Sodatsu grins as the dolls place the third plate in front of Sodatsu. "I mean, maybe, if I feel bored, but no."

...Ah. Mushrooms. 

"So you say." Giving the cards a glance, Alice raises a brow as she takes a seat. "Are these the ones you'd collected?"

"Mhm! Well-. More like somebody sold them to me, but they're mine, since I bought 'em." Sodatsu tilts her head... wait... She bought them from somebody?!

"...Where exactly did you buy them from? I'm asking, since it might point us in the direction of the people behind this incident." I raise a brow at her too.

"Ah, smart thinking, I was just about to ask that." Alice also speaks up, giving Sodatsu a glance.

"Around Youkai Mountain." Sodatsu gestures to a nearby window. "Y'know, the big 'oooh I'm so tall you'll never climb me because of the tengu and stuff' mountain with the gods and stuff. Yeah, that one. Actually, speaking of tengu, I bought those from a tengu." 

...That is somehow the best and worst description I've heard of Youkai Mountain yet. Also, she bought those from a tengu? I mean, I still don't have the best idea as to what those are, but...

"Hmm... Let me guess, Shameimaru?" Alice makes a guess.

"Pffft-. As funny as it would be to have bought those from that one asshole of a tengu, no." Sodatsu shakes her head. Wh-. Asshole of a tengu. 

"A-... Am I missing something here?" I give a worried glance at Sodatsu, namely because of her words.

"Aya Shameimaru, uh... 'honest, but not really all that honest, and true, but not so true either,' reporter and writer of the Bunbunmaru, which is a whole bunch of fake news, most of the time." Sodatsu gives me a name, grinning all the while. "Nobody really likes her, because she's always listening. Hell, she could even be listening right now, right outside the window. Something something 'heard it in the wind' is all I know."

"...If she's eavesdropping, she's getting the full force of my dolls without any hesitation." Alice gives the window a glare. O-Oh. "But, still, that's aside the point. Who did you buy them from, Sodatsu?"

"Uh... Someone called 'Iizunamaru'. I mean, that's all I know about her, but from what I could tell, she seemed to be a pretty high-ranking tengu. A great tengu, maybe, but I couldn't really tell." Sodatsu shrugs. 'Iizunamaru', huh...?

"So the tengu're involved with this..." Alice brings a finger to her chin, as I just start digging into the pancakes. Still weird to see pancakes here, but... not complaining about it, I love them.

"Mgh, yheah-." Sodatsu tries to speak with her mouth full for some reason, before swallowing. "Yeah, the tengu're definitely involved."

"Don't speak with your mouth full. That's something Marisa would do." Alice reprimands her on that, tutting.

"Ah-. I know, I know, I just..." Sodatsu pauses to get another mouthful, before swallowing and continuing. "I just know they're involved, 'cause that Iizunamaru lady I met said she made those cards herself, when I asked how she got 'em. Never elaborated why, she just... told me that."

"Okay, so we have a clear person behind the incident, then..." That's honestly all I got from that. "...And... all we know is that they're a tengu, and that they're called 'Iizunamaru'. Now, I uh... have a question, that might sound stupid, but..."

"Hey, no such thing as a stupid question!" Sodatsu gives me a reassuring grin. Right, right...

"Unless if your name's Sodatsu, or Marisa." Alice adds in with a grin of her own. I-I, pffft...!

"Ah-. Oi, Alice...!" Sodatsu turns to her with a more strained grin, struggling to hold back her own laughter. "Look, I know I asked some stupid things back in Makai way back when, but...!"

"You literally were the stupidest person in Makai back then." Alice keeps her grin. "Genuinely, you called Yumeko your mother, and the results afterwards were... something I can't talk about lightly, even today."

...Uh. "Who's Yumeko? Actually, what're you two talking about...?" I raise a brow. I don't have any idea what they're talking about...

"Ah, stuff from the past that isn't important now." Sodatsu does not want to elaborate on whatever that just was. "So what was your question, anyway?"

Right... "What's a tengu, exactly? I'm just not that familiar with them..." I'm curious about whoever Yumeko is, and what they were doing back in Makai, wherever it is, back then... but I guess it's a question for later.

"Oh, uh... hmm." Sodatsu furrows her brows. "Y'know, I'm not that familiar with 'em myself. Weird youkai, they are."

"They're rather territorial... and most, if not all, of them live up on Youkai Mountain." Alice comments what she knows about them. "I am aware there's some hierarchy at play within their ranks, but at the same time, it never really interested me. Most of the crow tengu just gossip and write newspapers, like Shameimaru, but there're white wolf tengu, who are more of the patrol and defense of the tengu. So, more like, wolf tengu are the fighters, and the crow tengu are gossips." She looks to the window. "...That isn't to say you should take a crow tengu lightly, however."

"Ohh..." I nod in understanding, taking a bite of my pancakes afterwards. Sodatsu's pretty much wolfed hers down, and Alice is going at a pace sort of similar to mine.

Actually, I might as well fill in some Gensopedia pages whilst I'm here...

 


Meanwhile... (Junko POV)

 

There it is again. That bizarre feeling of my sense regarding perception being thrown off... I wonder what's causing that?

Still, that's not what I need right now. Rajime isn't here. I can't find him. Where is he?! He must be around here somewhere, and if that youkai is trying to keep me from him, I'll show her no mercy! If I found out that she stood by, allowing him to get himself hurt, or worse, killed, I will show her far worse than what the depths of Hell could ever do to her.

No matter the size of this garden of sunflowers, I will find him, one way or another. And if he is not here, if I do not find even a trace of him...

...Then I have no reason to hold myself back anymore. I'll burn everything to the ground, with a fury as blazing as the sun itself. I will-.

"Oh, my, it seems someone's in quite the panic." A despicably familiar voice fills the air, making me turn and spot the same green-haired youkai from before, a deceptive smile plastered on her face.

"Kazami." I approach her near-instantly, the gap between us closing in seconds. "You know why I'm here."

"Oh, do I, now? The last I had checked, I couldn't read minds." She maintains that attitude.

"Do not play games with me, I'm not in the mood for such things." I lean over her, staring directly into her eyes. "Where is he."

"Ah, Rajime?" She closes one eye, drifting back slightly, but still seemingly relatively unconcerned as she turns to a few sunflowers. "Yes, I do wonder where he is also. Quite the mystery."

"No, you obviously know where he is." She's most certainly lying. "Tell me. Or I will show you unfathomable fear and destruction that not even the most intelligent of minds can consider to be possible."

...Kazami pauses to glance back at me. "Frightening, I'm sure. Though your words hold true as empty ones, for I feel as if there's nothing you could do to-."

Thud. 

The next thing I know, my hand's around her neck. "Do you consider me a joke? Because, Kazami, this is most certainly not a joke. And if you don't tell me where he is in the next minute, then you can tell this garden goodbye." 

"...Ah..." She stares down at my hand, then tries to remove it, failing horrendously. "...Quite the grip, you have there."

"I didn't come here to be flattered. What happened to him? What happened to Rajime?! What happened to my boy?!" I tighten my grip slightly, putting more force behind it. I can tell she's getting more and more terrified by the minute, I can tell she's never faced a being as powerful as myself before... If I wanted, I could kill her unconditionally. After all, youkai are such impure beings, surrounded by the stench of death more often than not... especially the malicious ones.

The benevolent ones, not so much, but that's aside the point.

"Your boy?" She has the audacity to keep speaking as if nothing is wrong here... I tighten my grip again. "Gh... F-Fine, very well, your strength is... nothing to laugh at, I can see this much... but still, would he not be better off doing his own thing? After all, you seem quite controlling of him, and-."

I tighten my grip even further, to the point that she nearly chokes. I don't even say anything this time, just to see if the point can be driven across solely with this level of violence.

"Are you trying to kill me? Do you know who I am...?" Kazami's attempting to bargain, it seems. She can bargain with her life and position all she wants, all I care about is the safety of Rajime. Nothing more, nothing less. I'm not having a repeat of what happened so long ago... It will not happen again. It cannot!

"I do. You're merely a youkai, powerless in this situation and acting as if nothing is wrong. Rajime's whereabouts. Now." I raise my other hand, purple flames lighting in the palm as a pure light.

"Do you really think I'll just tell you...?" She squints at me, and I merely shoot several danmaku pellets into her torso. "Hnnh...!"

"Did I say you had a choice in the matter?" I stare at her with pure fury lining my gaze, as my grip tightens even further... After all, this is not a situation to mess around with, and I thought she would know this, too.

And, I feel as if I tighten my grip again, I may very well snap her neck. If she does not speak, then so be it... She will be slain, and I will move on in search of him. Nothing will stand in my way. Nothing. 

"Go ahead then, kill me. Rajime's happy doing his own thing, and I'm sure you would want him happy too." She's trying to worm her way under my skin...

"Do not talk as if you know me, Kazami. The only reason I haven't killed you, is because you're the only one I know who has had contact with him recently. Tell me where he is, and I won't slay you here and now." I make her the only compromise she's getting. Nothing more, nothing less, that's purely the only condition I'm giving.

"I'm still not telling you." She smirks. So be it, then, I go to tighten my grip further-.

"Stop this." A new voice stops, and a hand forces my hand off of Kazami's neck.

"Who dares to intervene?" I glare at the new figure, before finding it to be a nine-tailed kitsune, in this black and white dress, and attire similar to Rajime's... A red scarf, and grey ribbons similar to his... She's also blond, but she has glaring volcanic red eyes, in contrast to Rajime's oceanic blue. She's also carrying some odd book in her right hand, it currently being splayed open.

"You... Akane Shirogane. What brings you back here?" Kazami narrows her eyes at the figure, who simply places her hands in her sleeves. Shirogane, then?

"Stopping needless bloodshed." She gives Kazami a smirk. "After all, who will attend to the sunflowers, if you're gone?"

"...Fair point." Kazami sighs.

"Still, I'm not sure why you didn't just give her what you want. Are you trying to disrupt a delicate balance?" Shirogane raises her brow at Kazami, giving a stern look. "Of course, you wouldn't know such a balance, you've never felt such a thing before... Though, I'm aware she has, several times."

...What? "What do you know about me, exactly?"

"That you're essentially Raji-chan's carer and acting guardian." Shirogane simply smiles at me. "I must say, you do quite a fantastic job of it, too. You're respective of his boundaries and everything... although, maybe you're a bit too respective of them if you've allowed him to seemingly get lost from you like this." 

...Raji-chan? I assume she's referring to Rajime... in fact, he's the only person she could be referring to.

"That isn't true." I stare her down nonetheless. "Rajime wanted to go here of his own accord, and whilst I did initially express my concerns, he insisted. So long as I know he's happy and safe, I am the same."

"Of course, of course, you're the mother here, I'm not." Shirogane keeps smiling, before glancing at Kazami. "Now, Kazami, would you mind complying and telling her where Raji-chan is? Or do I need to poison each and every sunflower here?"

...Quite the threat to make. I had threatened burning them down not too long ago, although that was in my own mind. Shirogane, however, did not hesitate to make such a large threat in such a short amount of time... And, all the while, she made it with a straight-... No, she's not got a straight face, she's quite cheery. It's almost poisonous, her cheeriness.

Still, to make a threat such as that is... unexpected, to say the least. But, nonetheless, she seems to be on my side... Good. She isn't here to keep me from my dear Rajime, then...

"...Very well." Kazami reluctantly sighs. "...Rajime went off with a magician named Alice Margatroid. Presumably, he'd be somewhere around Youkai Mountain, as he'd gone with her to investigate an ongoing incident."

...

What?!

"...Ah." Shirogane sighs, tutting and turning to me. "Your boy's safe though, believe me. Margatroid can be trusted... and whilst she is a youkai, she was never always such. So, essentially, she's a human who went youkai. She doesn't attack humans though, if anything, she's friendly to them. So, as I've said, he's in safe hands."

"...You'd best hope you're information's correcton this. Or else." I approach Shirogane slowly, with intent. 

"Fufufu~... Of course I am correct. After all, I've been here the entire time, ever since Raji-chan had left with that puppeteer. Nobody noticed me, is all. Of course, I knew where Raji-chan had went, but I can't have you killing Kazami exactly. She plays an important role in Gensokyo as a whole, believe it or not. After all, the flowers would not bloom and blossom as beautifully without her." Shirogane raises the book to her mouth, to hide the already apparent grin on her face. I don't see a need for doing that. "You, however... Junko-san, was it not?"

"...How do you know my name?" I raise a brow.

"Not important." Shirogane lowers her book, revealing a smile behind it. "What is important is that you keep him out of trouble. Raji-chan, that is... but do not prevent him from investigating this incident. It's not as harmful as past ones, after all. Only step in should things go genuinely awry, should you come across him." Then she leans closer to me, her tone and voice lowering. "...He's important to both you and me. After all, much more is at stake with both his existence, and his sister's. Keep an eye on him."

...Now what is that supposed to mean?

She doesn't even elaborate, drifting back and regaining her calm demeanour. "But, I suppose this is all from me. Kazami, never do something as stupid as that again, and you, Junko-san, keep Rajime safe in a non-restrictive way, unless restriction is absolutely necessary. I bid you farewell."

And then she disappears... But her impurity remains. I sense it go from directly in front of us, then rapidly to the right, before shifting again towards Youkai Mountain. Whatever she just did, she made herself invisible... but I can sense her impurities no matter where she goes. She's quite rife with them, too, as is expected of a youkai.

"...Hmm. Certainly a troublesome figure, she is." Kazami seems mildly troubled with Shirogane's presence and sudden disappearance.

"Oh? After all, she had showed you your place. It was quite stupid to stand between me and my Rajime, Kazami." I remind her, raising a finger. "And let this be a note to never make such a mistake again... because next time, my fury will not be so merciful."

"...So be it. Now would you mind leaving this garden, and never coming back?" Kazami squints at me.

"Well, that entirely depends on what Rajime does. Should he come here again, I'm forcing my way through, and if you have anything to do with it, then..." I smirk. "...I suppose you can fill in the rest from there."

"Yes, yes, I'm aware. Leave." She points her parasol at me. Of course, I oblige, flying away...

...Still. Youkai Mountain... Hmh, maybe I am a bit too overprotective. I shall attempt to protect from a distance... or, at the very least, keep a watchful eye. The question is, though, where exactly is Rajime? I have a rough lead, although nothing too major or groundbreaking... How annoying.

But, as I fly away, I ponder an even more important question... Why is Rajime so important to her? As far as I am aware, she has no direct ties with him, and if Rajime knows somebody like here, he certainly hasn't spoken up about it... I'm fairly sure I would be a credible source of this, after all, as I'm the one looking after him. So why? What does Shirogane see regarding him?

...I'll force it out of her, if I ever get my hands on her. She seems to be quite the slippery individualy, being able to disappear like that... But the impurities of death and blood surround her like a plague, so she's quite clearly a very experienced youkai, from many, many years ago. And judging from her tails, she's a kitsune, or something along those lines.

I can worry about this later, however. I must find Rajime now.

 


Meanwhile... (Rajime POV)

 

Wh-. Ah, there's the weird feeling again... What's causing that? Do-. Do I want to know? Maybe I'm infected with some freaky super-virus that might kill everyone around me. That would be unpleasant.

...Still, I was filling in Gensopedia pages. And Sodatsu was badgering me about it non-stop. Like... she kept asking. Repeatedly. I even told her what it was, like, twice, but I think she somehow forgot. Then Alice tried to explain it in a dumbed down enough way for her, but she's still asking stuff about it.

...It's really, really annoying. But I'm patient... She'll probably understand eventually... I think. Anyways, what did I fill in... Ah, that's right, I filled in pages for Reimu, Marisa, and Sodatsu. Dumbed down version equates to that Reimu's generally fine with my existence, she's a shrine maiden that resolves incidents, and... yeah. Marisa is the same, except for the fact she's a witch or something, and sort of accepts me less than Reimu does, alongside seeming to know Alice relatively well. I did note how sour Sodatsu is whenever Marisa's brought up, though. In fact, it's one of the main points in Sodatsu's entry...

I did also note that abrupt mention of Makai and whoever Yumeko is, though. May be something important for later... and besides that, Sodatsu and Alice seem to know each other pretty well. I'd consider them good friends. Anyways, Sodatsu's entry is dumbed down to 'human gone youkai magician girl who can turn comically large or comically small at any given moment'. That's honestly all I need to know about her, I think. Alice is just 'dolls, like, a lot of them'.

...I should give dumbed down explanations more. They sound funny. Then again, I guess I can give very vague descriptions of people. Like, for example, 'star-spangled fairy'. And I'm fairly sure anybody can understand who I mean by those words alone. Uhh... hmm... 'Pure mom' is another that comes to mind, and that's also extremely obvious.

Ah... that can wait for later, though.

"So, uh... you done?" Sodatsu raises a brow at me. "Can I take a flick through it?"

A flick. "Sure, knock yourself out." I pass her Gensopedia casually, whilst she takes it and immediately starts flicking through the pages. 

"Ooh, so in-depth..." Well, she seems to be enticed by it. That's nice. She's... also reading and flicking through pretty quickly. Is she even reading it properly...? "So, ah... from what I can gather, these're like, your thoughts and what you know about certain people and... things. Keywords, ah... yeah, pretty good." 

...She passes me the book. Okay, I need to know... "Did-. Did you actually read it that fast?" 

"Huh? Oh, yeah, magicians can better read things like this than humans. Consider it a perk of changing race and uh... rejecting humanity, and... yeah! I mean, we could play Chess or something against ourselves. In our minds." Sodatsu grins. Oh, okay...

"...Sodatsu, we never rejected our humanity. We just evolved from the limitations of the human body." Alice corrects, staring at the size-changer with a surprisingly indifferent look. "Then again, I suppose it could be seen as that..."

"Yeah, yeah, you just don't want to say I'm right." Still grinning, Sodatsu puts her hands behind her head. "O~n the note of being right... I'm gonna be pretty righteous later and steal things from Marisa. Because, y'know, she stole stuff. From me."

"...Ah, yes, I had forgotten. What did she steal again, exactly...?" Alice tilts her head to the side, failing to recall.

"The materials I use to make my size regulators. And trust me, even if she is pretty crafty, only I know how to use those materials to the best of their ability. Sure, she knows they originate from Makai, but... I know their secrets. It's spooky." Sodatsu reminds her, with her face somehow being a mix between serious and casual. "And, hey, whilst I'm there, I could take a few magic books Marisa stole from Patchouli. I'm sure she'd appreciate that, right?"

"...I suppose she would." Alice nods in consideration, looking to the side. "Are you going about your usual method?"

"Myep." Sodatsu grins. "I mean, hey, if an incident's going on... she won't be home, if you catch my drift. Perfect opportunity for karma theft."

"Of course." Remaining indifferent, Alice just... nods again. "I wish you luck with that, Sodatsu."

"Mhm, yeah, I'll be careful, etcetera, etcetera." Sodatsu brushes her hair with her hand, placing one hand on her hip as she stands from her seat. "You take care too, Alice! And ah... you too, uh... Jirame."

What. "It's Rajime." I give her a dry look. "How-. How did you get Jirame...?"

"Don't ask, cute girl things." She does not want to own up to her own mistake. Ah. Also-. What in the fresh hell does 'cute girl things' mean?

"By that, you mean you forgot like an idiot and butchered it horribly." Alice corrects her yet again. 

"Hey-. I got it almost right!" Sodatsu raises her arms in the air. "Close enough, right?!"

"For you, I suppose." Alice has a small smile on her face. I see Hourai and Shanghai looking amused in the background, too, so they're there, I guess. 

"Ah, shaddup..." Sodatsu lowers her head, moving for the door. "Anywa~ys, bye~! Have fun resolving that incident stuff!"

...I mean, she gave me four cards, two of which sound incredibly ridiculous when paired together, a third that can make me large for increased damage, and a card which doesn't want me to cause damage, which is also most likely of me.

I also have Purified Strike and Tamamo's Forbidden Toxicity, but Sodatsu didn't need to know that.

And, with that, I hear the door open and close, leaving just me and Alice.

...She just gives me a bigger smile immediately. "...You already have some Ability Cards, don't you?"

"Yep." I flash her the two cards, smiling myself. "I mean, hey, free stuff, right?" That and Sodatsu just got scammed, but the way I see it, she just gave me these four cards... and she didn't need them either, did she? So, yeah, free stuff. Definitely didn't just rob someone.

"I suppose it is better when it's free." Considering this, Alice stands herself. "...I also suppose we're best off heading out now. Since, you know, we only have so long in a day, and all."

O~h, yeah, that's right, the incident... Y'know, I was getting used to the homey, unnerving, and neat atmosphere of Alice's house. I'm pretty sure the 'unnerving' part of that mainly comes from the fact that there's dolls watching everything you do whenever you're inside. I say it's homey, since... well, it's cosy, what can I say? And everything seems so clean and tidy, too...

"How do you keep all of this clean?" I decide to ask her. I mean, if Junko can just purify dust or something, I'm imagining Alice has something she can do to keep it this tidy...

"Dolls." She just raises her finger. "That's all you need to know regarding that, honestly."

...I would kill to have a crew of dolls by my side. Well-. I wouldn't kill, someone per se, I'd more uh... politely convince them to give me a crew of dolls. Or let me have one. Dolls're fun.

Especially since looking at dolls or things like them help me to calm down. Back in the day, I used to have a hefty doll collection... not that the past is important now. I'm more worried about the future. Because unlike the past, you can't expect the future, and...

...I'm rambling yet again. What a surprise... it's a habit of mine, after all.

...Probably a habit of Trish's too. But unlike me, she's far more vocal about her thoughts. Chances are, if I was in the same general location of her, and I pretend to not be listening or near her, chances are I'd hear her ranting to herself.

Life never really liked my sister, honestly.

But that's not important! What is important is this incident! 

"Seems you've come to a conclusion with that little daydream of yours." Alice comments on my expression. I'm uh... currently blankly staring at a cupboard, before I look at her. "As I was saying... Come along."

"R-Right!" I hop up, moving to follow her as she heads outside, but I don't see anything different about her... "Where're all the dolls you needed...?"

"You'll see." She ominously smiles. What are the implications behind that. "Check your shoulders, would you?"

I check my right shoulder, and see what seems to be a lookalike of Shanghai, then I look to my left and see another one. I-. Oh. 

"I'm sure you can interpret what that means." Alice keeps her smile, drifting out of the door. "Now, would you please look behind you?"

...I slowly look behind me, and blink. That-. Oh, that's a lot of dolls...!

And, the next thing I know, I'm up to my chest in them-.

 


 

Okay, we... somehow managed to figure out how to go about this. I don't want to call this the most efficient way of doing this, but... it is. Dolls are pretty much armed all the way along my head and shoulders, clinging on tightly to my ribbons and clothing as they fly in the air, carrying me in the process. I count about twenty. Below me are dolls with shields, which Alice had dubbed 'the defense force', whatever that even means, but they're wearing more reddish dresses compared to the blue the others wear. 

Most of these are Shanghai-lookalikes, but I swore I saw a few Hourai-lookalikes, among some other dolls I'm not sure about. I think Alice called some 'London dolls' and some others 'Russian dolls', which also seem considerably different when compared to Shanghai and Hourai in general.

...So, basically, I'm covered in dolls. I also have Aegis on still, but I also have Strand active, since I keep throwing the hook at nearby trees to accelerate the process.

"...Hmm. In hindsight, this would be considerably far more efficient should I have had a Goliath Doll available." Alice brings a hand to her chin. "But... a doll that could carry a person easily and protect them would also be valuable, since the Goliath Doll is more offense-oriented... and that doll would most likely be smaller than a Goliath, yet bigger than the likes of my other dolls..."

"Having naming troubles?" I ask her. She's not too far away from me, flying along. We're uh... flying past what looks to be a lake. It's very misty. 

"I suppose." She reduces that hand on her chin to a finger. "Maybe the person could control the doll from the inside... or, more accurately, me. Hmm..."

Y'know, I might as well make a reference, or something. "How about Titan Doll? Or, uh... Vanguard." 

"Those... could work, actually." She takes it into consideration. "The meaning of Vanguard does hold true... as does Titan, since it would most likely be larger than the person - or target I should say - it would be guarding. I would rather go with 'Titan', though, since this concept wouldn't be oriented on offense... more so defending."

"Guess so." I tilt my head to the side. And, to further the reference, even though nobody except me is gonna get it... "Could it be dressed in like... emerald green, or something? Forest green?" I ask her.

"...Possibly. I can't say I've had a doll dressed in green before, however." Alice gives me a glance, as I throw Strand at a nearby tree-.

Whoosh!

Before me and the various dolls crash into it, they pull back, and Strand detaches, the rope snapping back to its original length. They learnt how to do that eventually. I mean, at first, we crashed into about three or four trees, but they're pretty good at preventing tree headbutting. Or tree slamming. Or anything impact-related regarding a tree.

"Are you asking for it to be green in reference to you?" Alice raises a brow. "I only say that, due to that Strand rope dart of yours."

Not far off the mark, but... "Nope, it's a reference to something else entirely." I shake my head, turning to face her, since the dolls do too. 

"...And what would that something be, exactly?" Alice raises that brow further. 

...How do I explain video games to someone who has most likely never heard of that before. Like, last I checked, Gensokyo doesn't have those. "It'd uh... be too complicated to explain right now, especially since I don't have an example on hand. Also, outsider thing, any outsider would know what I'm talking about if I asked them."

"...Ah." She nods. "That's understandable then. There is quite a lot about the Outside World which... confuses me, but it's still vastly interesting as to all the knowledge they have out there."

"...There is a lot of knowledge out there, honestly." I nod in confirmation. "But everyone's fighting each other with a knife to each other's throats and it's just... a lot to process. We've got war, we've got death, it's uh... really bad out there, and I hate it being that bad. But even then, I'm just one guy, not a lot I can do about that..."

"True. I've heard such before from outsiders before you. Is the Outside World genuinely that bad...?" She now seems vaguely concerned. Well, that... uh... hmm. 

"Yes and no, I think." I'm not too sure about it myself, but... "As in, there's a whole bunch of good, but also a whole bunch of bad, if you get what I mean."

"I do, yes. So what you're exactly saying is that there's both a lot of good and bad, but none of it is cancelling the other out?" She asks, to which I nod. "...Troubling."

"It's like..." I inhale, before groaning. "It's a whole bunch of conflict, and that really isn't my cup of tea. I'm more of a 'resolve things peacefully', with the power of democracy and stuff."

"I can tell." Alice nods with a smile. "...But, that level of thinking won't do you much good in Gensokyo."

"...I've been told that exact sentence at least four times now." I deadpan. "I know, conflict's necessary or something, especially with... danmaku, whatever it really is."

"Danmaku can be... quite complex." Alice stares ahead. "It can be used to shape beautiful, efficient patterns... or it can be used purely for one purpose, and that purpose is whatever the user desires. Be it to show off, display dominance in a certain skill, anything... even killing someone."

"...I was told that danmaku's non-lethal..." I furrow my brows. "How does that exactly make sense...?"

"Taking too much of it can paralyse someone permanently, and anymore of it after that point can even kill." Alice's face goes briefly serious. "...Not that I know the ceiling, and besides that, killing goes against the Spell Card rules put in place by Reimu."

Reimu? Spell Card rules...? "What do you mean?"

"There are certain rules at play behind danmaku. It must not kill and it must not be impossible to dodge. Those are the two main rules that come to mind." Raising a finger, she looks back at me with an indifferent expression. "...Although there are those who find workarounds, but still, breaking them is considered taboo, and anyone who does so is exterminated, youkai or human alike... or so I think, at least."

"So, basically, death penalty for one infraction?" I tilt my head.

"...Sometimes. I've heard of a few exceptions, and outsiders are one of those exceptions. Anybody can play dirty with danmaku against an outsider, and nobody really cares, unless if the outsider is a well-known and well-respected one. Like you." As she says this, she drifts slightly closer to me. "And, in a sense, you're my responsibility right now, seeing as how you're assisting me in resolving this ongoing incident."

...Huh. The more you know. I briefly pull out Gensopedia to make a note of that...

"Spell Card Rules - Essentially? Rules put in place by none other than Reimu herself. Mind you, my source for this info is Alice, and I'd be better off asking Reimu herself, but they essentially boil down to 'don't kill' and 'don't be unavoidable'. If you do, well, ding dong, your life is gone. Most of the time. I think. I say most of the time since Junko actively tried to kill Reimu with a Spell Card, apparently, but she isn't dead. Spooky."

Yeah, that works. I mean, I'll need to know this stuff for later, even in the incredibly odd and low chance I choose to learn danmaku.

...If anything, I'd prefer to not use danmaku or anything violent, really, but I'm not sure how long I can keep being a pacifist. I'm pretty sure I've been lucky this entire time, and I think my luck's gonna run out pretty soon. Especially considering I'm diving headfirst into an incident, but to each their own, I guess.

"Hmm. How many pages are in that journal of yours, exactly?" Alice expresses curiosity in the length of the almighty not-Wikipedia. Not sure why I just called it that, but...

"Uhh... huh, not sure, actually." I start flipping through it like crazy. Like, really, really fast. "There's... a lot more pages than there seems to be in here...!"

...Maybe I should consider investing in bookmarks or something. Because, knowing me and the amount I write, having a bookmark'd be a good idea.

Unless if I get used to Gensopedia enough to the point where I can tell where everything is, even though that's really unlikely, then uh... yeah, no, I won't need them.

Except, maybe, if I were to like... make copies of Gensopedia, and publish it as a book or something. Not that I'd know how to replicate a seemingly infinite-paged book, but still, something to keep in mind if I want to make a profit in here. I mean, the information I record could save someone else's life, probably. I'd be remembered as, like, the equivalent of one of those tutorial channels you'd see online, except I'm an author.

...Still, it'd make me more well-liked among the human population here, or something. Gensopedia'd probably need a bit of polishing up, though, maybe get rid of a few of my ramblings and... yeah, that'd probably do it, if I'm being honest. Otherwise, it's not-Wikipedia for me, and the insane ramblings of a normal guy for anyone else who reads it.

...Hmm. That right there? Thought for later, that's what that is.

"...So it would seem." Alice comments on my repeated page flipping. I'm doing that one thing with your thumb that allows you to go through pages really quickly. "There is certainly some magic at play within that journal... Although, I can't entirely tell what from a glance... but I'm sure Patchouli would know exactly what type of magic's at play regarding that book of yours, should she have a look at it."

Another mention of this Patchouli girl. Hmm... "What's this Patchouli lady like, exactly...?" I decide to ask Alice for fun.

"...Very studious. Serious. And, above all else, she doesn't appreciate interruptions, as whenever you'd speak to her, she'd be reading any kind of book, namely ones regarding magic, but even so." Alice gives me three different things to know. "Though, she rarely goes outside her library... but she has her own reasons for such a thing, such as health-related reasons. Asthma, among... a worrying amount of other things."

O~h, asthma. Also-. "...By 'worrying amount', how many do you mean, exactly...?" I bite my lip semi-anxiously. If I hear at least five, I'll just feel awful that someone has to live like that.

"For one, she's anemic, and I believe she's commented that she's deficient in some vitamins... either that, or it was something Eirin said." Alice sighs, her look shifting to a frown. "She's also incredibly weak physically, so if you were to say, hit her, or something along those lines, she'd actually be quite injured, even if it was a light strike."

"Oh, that's... awful..." I grimace. "How does she live like that...?"

"She has her ways." Alice's mood lightens a little, as we drift through the mist. Why's it so misty, anyway...? "We're actually quite close to the Scarlet Devil Mansion now... and as much as I would like to drop by and see how Patchouli's doing, we know exactly where this incident is coming from. Unless, of course, you're fine with a detour?"

A detour...? E~h... Oh, wait, Alice doesn't know, does she...? "As much as I'd like to, and learn, there's... one thing."

"And that thing is...?" Alice raises a brow, properly turning her entire body to face me.

So, uh... you know how I'm an outsider, right?" I bring a finger to my chin as she nods. "...And I have friends from outside Gensokyo. I also have a sister called Trish."

"I understand that, but I don't see how that's important..." Alice slowly furrows her brows, before coming to a realisation. "...Ah. Now I understand. They're in Gensokyo, aren't they?"

"Mhm..." I look ahead. "I've got some kinda contact with them, as in, I can talk to them every three days when I go to sleep. Special arrangement with the Dream World manager."

"The baku?" She seems genuinely surprised to hear this. "...I suppose it's not out of the question for her to humour such a thing. But why bring this up, exactly?"

"...Alice, I thought you were smarter than this." I joke half-heartedly, before clearing my throat. "...So, I came here to Gensokyo not by myself, but with my sister, and a friend of mine called Kolar. Why do you think I don't want to go to the Scarlet Devil Mansion, exactly?"

...

"I understand. Either your friend, or your sister, is in there." She interprets correctly! Yea~h! "But wouldn't you want to say hello to them, too?"

"It'd feel weird. And more specifically, Kolar's there. Whilst it'd be nice to see him..." I tilt my head. "...I don't want to interrupt him, if he's doing anything."

"Ah. Common courtesy, then. Why are they there, then?" Alice raises a brow. "The last I had checked, Remilia doesn't particularly keep interest in too many outsiders. Sometimes she humours them, in the odd case they're worth something to her, but most of the time they aren't." 

I... Hmm, that's a good question, actually. "I'm not too sure on the details of that myself... I don't think Kolar really knows either." Actually, I wonder if I might bump into him, if we're genuinely that close to that manor...

Might be something to bank on, I dunno. I mean, if it does happen, early meeting, right? Heh.

"Even so..." I click my tongue, looking around. "Why's it so misty around here, anyway?"

"...I'm not too sure, if you're asking me. In fact, I don't think anybody knows, since this mist comes exactly at noon, if not slightly later or sooner." Alice comments. I can barely make her out through the mist, but she's so close that it's also barely an issue. It's like... teetering on her being both visible and obscured by haze. But the mist is pretty thick. "However, what I do know is that this lake is called, simply put, Misty Lake."

"Huh. Bizarre, inexplicable mist. Neat." I grin, still being carried by dolls. Also, Misty Lake. Really apt name... but still.

I just randomly throw Strand into the mist for the hell of it-.

Thunk! Whoosh!

I~... hit something! Suddenly, I zip through the mist, with Alice rapidly following behind, before-.

Thud. 

My legs made contact with solid ground. I hit sand. Probably a lake shore, or something. Enbankment? I don't know, and I don't really care.

But what I do care about is that the mist seems to be lighter around the edges of the lake! Also the fact my legs're covered in sand because I kicked a whole bunch up onto me and the dolls around me, but a little sand never hurt anybody, did it?

...Outside of the fact it's coarse, irritating, and it gets everywhere. It's like... dust, but annoying. Unlike beach sand, however, this is lake sand. Probably subsidence from some... uh... rainfall, or whatever, and it's piled up to form this enbankment along the lake's rim. Pretty sure that's how that works, anyway...

Hmm. Still, solid ground, peace of mind, as I like to think!

Alice floats up beside me. "...What would you have done if that dart landed in the water?"

...Good question! "Swim, maybe? Or maybe fail horribly and you watch me float about helplessly for a few moments. No difference in that really." 

"Hm-." I nearly make her laugh! "Not particularly, no. The water's normally freezing cold, too... so I'm imagining it would be the latter. I..." She pauses, furrowing her brows. "I can't actually say I've ever heard of someone actually swimming in those waters."

Huh. Interesting to know. Misty Lake... Definitely an interesting place, surrounded by forestry, and-...

...It just occurred to me that I can see a mansion from here, towards the left. It's... European-styled, looks Victorian...

Well I'll be, that's probably the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Might as well confirm. "Uh... Alice, that manor over there, is that what I think it is...?"

"Hm?" She looks over where I'm looking, before looking indifferent. "Ah, yes, that's the Scarlet Devil Mansion. If we weren't preoccupied with this, I'd take you over there right now... and I suppose you have your own reasons for wanting to focus on the incident more."

Oh, right, Kolar. "True." I go to pocket my hands, before I remember there's dolls lined all over me where possible, so I can't. 

...I'd probably look really stupid if someone looked at me. Alice doesn't question it because she's the one who made the dolls. Sodatsu probably wouldn't either, because she knows Alice. And I'm not questioning it, because it works. Anybody else? They'd question it, or make some assumption.

"He~y! It's that puppeteer, and some... doll thing!" Speaking of anybody else!

A familiar voice was the person who just spoke, and I know immediately who it is. It's... very distinct. Sounds goofy, confident - maybe overconfident when I think about it, and uh... childish. It also got, like, pretty cold all of a sudden, so that's a giveaway and a half.

"...Ah." Alice turns to the newcomer. "You're that ice fairy."

Yep, there we go, it's Cirno, as I thought. Now if I could just turn, too...

...Why can't I turn around...? What voodoo magic is at play here?! I don't see what's-...

Ah. The dolls're keeping me in place and are actually stopping me from turning in any direction... There's also a lot more of them, and I'm pretty sure I'm obscured from view if someone was to, like, look at me from behind. Alice, why...?

"Hey! That's Cirno to you!" I can't exactly see what's going on behind me, but Cirno sounds pretty annoyed. Well, that's fun and all, but...

"...Let me handle this." Alice whispers as she floats by me. Oh, no. "Ah, yes, I had forgotten that was your name... Although, with fairies, I suppose remembering all of their names would be tedious..."

...I'm pretty sure some fairies would see that as offensive, Alice. I open my mouth to speak, but two dolls quickly stop me from doing that. I swear to-.

"I'm forgetful?!" And she's triggered Cirno, despite the fact Alice never said that. "Why I oughta...!"

"I didn't come here looking for a fight, however." Alice sounds extremely neutral. 

"Whah?! So you just came here to make fun of me and then leave!?" Cirno sounds even angrier. "You wanna mock the strongest?!"

"The strongest ice fairy? I suppose so." Alice corrects. "After all, I'm looking into an incident, I really don't have time to be doing this."

"Hmm... I'll let it slide, this time!" Wait, what? Cirno's actually...? "But!" There we are. "So long as you help me!"

"...So be it. What's the issue, exactly?" Alice expresses curiosity. It'd help if I could see them.

"I'm, uh... I'm looking for Ji-chan! I dunno where he, or she, I dunno what gender they were, actually... u~h... are." Oh. She's looking for me. I-. Of course, I told her to seek me out this morning... Oh, dear, I seemed to have forgotten about that.

"...I have no idea who that is, and I'm assuming you're going off a nickname." Alice sighs. "Do you know their actual name?"

"Uh... hmm..." I hear Cirno give it a good ol' think. "I dunno, I think... it was Najire?"

...Oh. That's somehow worse than when she butchered it yesterday. Ah, yes, my long lost brother, Najire. The Rajime-side of the Nagas is extensive and very confusing, you can very easily mistake me for one of my siblings.

...Not. 

"Hmm. Troublesome. I still haven't the faintest idea of who you're referring to." Alice sounds confused, now! "But, if I ever meet someone by that name, I'll let you know."

"...You're lying!" Cirno abruptly accuses Alice of lying. What. "You've gotta know where they are!"

"I don't-." Alice is about to speak...

"You do!" Cirno cuts her off. Oh, no. "I'm gonna force it out of you!"

"Oh, is that a challenge?" Suddenly sounding a lot more attentive, Alice uh... takes an interest in the challenge? "Of course, you won't be forcing anything out of me, although... I suppose a battle of bullets would be the best way to cool this situation down."

If that was an ice pun, I swear... No, no, let it slide, it was well-timed, I'll give her that... if it was a pun.

"Hah! Stupid puppeteer, you're facing the strongest!" Cirno boasts, then...

Fwa-fwa-fwam! 

...I hear danmaku, like, a lot of it.

Some even comes close to hitting me, though the dolls quickly moved me aside. Oh, so Alice is trying to avoid getting me hurt, it seems.

...

I really don't like them fighting, though. What if-.

"Freeze Sign! "Perfect Freeze"!" Cirno announces something...

"Darkness Sign, "Foggy London Dolls"." ...Then Alice does the exact same thing.

Okay, I really don't like the sound of that. Those're probably some super powerful attacks and I don't-.

Fwo~ar!

That... was a distinct noise. What-...?

"Be~ quie~t!" Someone else jumped into it, it looks like...! And from the looks of it, they're near me. When-? Wait, what-.

I see a purple cloud forming, out of the corner of my eye. The danmaku suddenly stops, and...

"Wha~!? No~!" I hear Cirno wail before-.

Pi~CHUN!

Oh. Cirno blew up, it sounds like. Fairies uh... do that, I guess? What even caused that, was it Alice's danmaku, or was it that... purple thing?

I also find myself to be a lot lighter now, the dolls... not restricting me as much as before... I blink, and look over at the newcomer, who was just barely out of my view to my left. 

...I find it to be... a relatively young-looking girl. Short, yet young, but... she doesn't seem natural, exactly. I'd say more artificial... Actually, on closer inspection, she has really smooth-looking skin. Untextured skin, that is. So... what is she, exactly? A doll, or something...?

Well she's certainly not one of Alice's dolls, I know that.

Uh... other things I can find. She's got a red ribbon in her blonde hair, as well as silvery-blue eyes, sort of like mine. In fact, she seems pretty much identical to me, build-wise, if not for the difference in height. Other than that, she's dressed in a reddish-purple shirt with red seams running along it, followed by a red skirt with... seams coloured similarly to the main parts of the shirt. Her shoes're the exact same. She's a very... red person, attire-wise, but I spy a pink bow behind her, so it's not just reds and purples.

...If this actually is a doll, seeing one who's fully, y'know, sentient would be wicked! I'm pretty sure I expressed my liking of dolls earlier. But she's larger than any doll I've seen thus far, so if she is one, I'd say she's a ventriloquist doll, or something.

She looks nice nonetheless, though. Cute, too.

Still don't know what that purple mist is... whatever it was, but the way I see it, I guess she gave me what I wanted, which was to prevent the fighting...?

I mean, she used some sort of violence to stop... violence. Hmm. Maybe I am going about this wrong... because if it takes violence to stop violence, then, uh... pacifism really doesn't look like a good idea now.

"...Annoying." Alice turns to the newcomer with furrowed brows. "Now why would you ruin that?"

"Because you're being way too loud, and I need to think!" The doll - still not sure if it's a doll or not - shoots, looking irritated. 

"...Ah? You're..." Alice seems to recognise her, as she drifts down towards me. Oh, right, dolls. "...Medicine? What exactly are you doing out here?"

...Medicine. Is that her name...? If so, then... weird name. Alice seems to be familiar with her, at least. 

"I came out here because of all these cards and stuff going around!" Medicine shoots her a simultaneously worried and angry stare. "But instead of finding cards and people to pass them with and stuff, I just got a whole bunch of bad luck instead, and-."

...Suddenly, she looks at me. "Why's there a human here?!"

...What?

"Ignore him." Alice just tells her to ignore me. "He's not doing any harm. If anything, he's assisting me."

"...Why's he covered in dolls?" Medicine proceeds to literally ignore Alice's request to ignore me. Huh. "Your dolls, no less?!"

"As I just said, he's assisting me... and this is the best way he can. After all, I trust him, he trusts me." Alice holds her book in one hand. Closer I look at it, it seems to be a grimoire... and thinking more about it, she's held that thing the entire time. "That, and I believe he's expressed curiosity in dolls."

"But that's what you say! For all you know, he could be plotting to steal and hurt your dolls, puppeteer lady!" She's not particularly... approving of my presence, it looks like.

...I also might as well speak up for myself. "I have a name, Alice."

"Oh, that's right." Alice nods. "Why don't you introduce yourself?"

That probably would be a good idea... it'd also probably lessen hostilities, as is known to happen when one properly introduces themselves. Makes you look less suspicious or dubious. 

...Mind you, those words probably mean the same things, but someone can imagine the point I'm trying to make there.

So, I nod, obliging. "Name's Rajime... I uh... not to offend, or anything, Medicine... That's your name, right?"

"Yeah, and you'd do well to remember my name!" She pouts. Ah. Medicine it is, then. "So what were you gonna ask?!"

"Medicine. Calm down." Alice gives her a blank stare. "You trust me, don't you?"

"That's only because you make dolls!" Medicine holds her pout, briefly glancing at Alice with annoyance in her voice and expression, before focusing on me. "So?!"

Ah, right, I was gonna ask... "Are... you a doll, by any chance...?" I tilt my head to the side, though it's awkward to because dolls"I'm just asking because-..."

"Because I'm what?! Stupid? Silly-looking?! Fake?!" She jumps to... rather surprising conclusions.

"What...?" I blink at her, furrowing my brows in confusion. "N-No, nothing like that. I just think that you look way too nice to be a human. I mean, humans don't have really smooth skin like that, right?" 

"...Huh?" I've... somehow managed to confuse her! "W-Well, duh, of course I'm a doll! You humans wouldn't know anything about looking as beautiful as I do!"

"I see. So why do you hate humans so much? I mean, you do hate humans, right...? I'm just judging from how you address me." I adjust Strand slightly, since holding it in place for so long was awkward as hell, what with all those dolls holding me in place...

"I..." She trails off, blinking. Medicine looks like she's trying to remember something... Which is most likely her reason for hating humans that much. "I was abandoned! I was a normal doll at one point, used by a ventriloquist, but they dumped me in a lily-of-the-valley field! I've hated them ever since, because I waited for a really, really long time for them to return!"

"...Ah. You were discarded, then." I bring a finger to my chin... "Although, if I were in that situation, I'd kill for a doll like you. Well-. Not exactly kill, per se, but you get what I mean, right?"

"...You would?" She seems thoroughly confused now! Alice also gives me a rather curious look.

Also, she's a ventriloquist doll, as I suspected. Well that's good to know.

"Well, yeah, not all humans're that bad. I mean, I like dolls, there's something about them that just gives me the feeling of..." I pause. "Honestly, I don't think there's any words I can use to describe it, but it's a positive feeling."

"And on top of this, he's particularly dismissive of conflict. It doesn't interest him whatsoever." Alice also points out. "...As opposed to the regular human striving for conflict with youkai, among other things, even themselves."

"...Really...?" The doll seems to at least give it some thought. She actually looks really cute when she's at a loss for words. I don't know why. "Uhh... Hmm..."

"If you don't want to trust me, and want to hate me for being a human, by all means, go ahead." I raise a hand for emphasis. "I'd like to be on a good note with you, but if you don't want to be the same with me, then that's fine."

"Mmgh...!" She doesn't sound like she knows what to say. Is... this a new sort of interaction for her? Interesting...

...Then, I stick my hand out. "But I don't mean any harm, I want you to believe me on that. So why don't we shake on it? A promise that I won't hurt you, or do anything weird."

Medicine eyes my hand with uncertainty at first, before moving to grab it cautiously, only for Alice to slap my hand down before she could touch me. "Hey, what gives...?!"

"...Had you forgotten about your poisonous body, Medicine?" Alice points out... wait, poisonous body?

"I-." Medicine freezes on the spot. "Ah...!"

"...I'm sorry, poisonous body?" I raise a brow. Now what is that supposed to mean?

"Medicine's ability is to manipulate poison... and I mean that as in she can use any type of poison. Snake venom, wasps, alcohol, spiders... the list goes on. Even the likes of opioids, such as fentanyl. Although, I suppose poison also extends to medicinal drugs. Though I'm best off not being asked about that. Eirin, however, would be, assuming you've met her by this point. But aside from that, I say 'poisonous body', because she's spent so much time around poisonous liquids and chemicals, she's essentially poisonous to the touch. And, as such, even a brief touch of her skin would make you inflamed... even if it doesn't seem like it."

O~h. That makes more sense...

...Still disturbing to know, however. "So what if I were to, say, wear gloves, and covered all of my skin?"

"That's... hmm." Alice brings a hand to her own chin, giving it a brief thought. "I don't particularly know the answer to that... but I'm fairly sure gloves would work regarding contact."

"Ah. Shame I don't have any gloves, then." I shrug, turning to Medicine as my head tries to go over other possible ways to show I don't have any ill will.

She's just... pouting with her arms folded. Seems like she's a mix between upset, uncertain, and annoyed. Weird combination of expressions, but not one I'm gonna question. 

Then I remember, she mentioned something earlier, didn't she? "So, um... Medicine, you mentioned something about bad luck earlier, right...?"

"Ah, yes, you did mention that... What exactly were you talking about?" Alice raises a brow, also expressing curiosity.

Medicine looks around for a moment, settles on me for a moment uneasily, before frowning and reluctantly explaining. "You know how I usually always have Su-san with me...?"

"That small doll that looks just like you?" Alice raises her brow further. "Yes, I'm aware of her. What about her?"

"I-... I got her stuck! I-I can't get her out, and-." Medicine brings her hands to her head, very visibly panicked. "I was trying to think of ways to get her unstuck before I heard that bullets and stuff, which I cut off because it was too loud and it prevented me from thinking!"

A small doll that looks just like her, eh...? Wait, hang on, this is great! "How about we help you out here, Medicine? We'll try and get your Su-san unstuck, how does that sound...?"

"You'll... You'll do that?" Medicine stares at me with doubt. "No, you're probably just gonna steal her, and use her as leverage against me! I know your type!"

Whoa, whoa... "I wouldn't do that. And besides, would Alice do that? I mean, she'd stop me outright if I had that in mind." I gesture to Alice, who gives a small nod.

"He's right. You know for certain I wouldn't do such a thing." Alice gives her a small smile. "And aside from that... I'm quite certain we should be able to get something done, regarding freeing your companion."

So this Su-san's sort of like a companion to Medicine, then...? I wonder if she has some sort of sentience, like Alice's dolls do. Actually, Medicine herself is pretty interesting... and I feel bad for her, being abandoned like that for who knows how long, in a field of lilies-of-the-valley in that way... Nobody deserves to be abandoned and alone like that, even if they're a doll like Medicine is. I can't... imagine how lonely she must've felt. She said she waited for her owner - the ventriloquist she belonged to - to come back, for how long, I don't know... It must've felt horrible, actually maybe even that's an understatement... Forgotten, like that.

...I suppose that's why she has this Su-san with her, then. To be a companion, so she isn't alone. At least she's on friendly-ish terms with Alice, or so I've gathered. Way I see it, she could do with a few friends... and maybe she just doesn't know how to interact with humans? I mean, she jumped to the decision of hating any and all humans, because of what one person, her previous user, did. She must be pretty inexperienced regarding communication with humans like me... and I want to prove that not all humans're bad. Sure, most of them are, but there's a few good eggs among the many rotten ones. It's those good ones you've gotta look for, in life. Or so I like to believe, anyway.

Anyways...

"Hmm... Fine!" Medicine pouts, allowing us to help. The~re we are! "This way..."

She begins floating off behind her, mumbling and grumbling something, presumably something about me if I'm being fair, but I ignore it and follow with Alice using her dolls to make me following her reasonably faster. Because, you know, that's how I've been travelling for the past, like, thirty minutes or so.

...I don't actually know how long it's been since we left Alice's house. Time dilation is, and always will be, weird. Might've been the atmosphere of the Forest of Magic, but I dunno...

...

Before long, we... come across a hole in the ground. That's obscured by some rocks. Why's there a hole here, exactly...? I notice the fact that there's rocks in this hole, too, and between those rocks is what looks like a small copy of Medicine. I can barely make it out, because the hole's deep, dark, and... yeah. But it's not too deep to the point where it'd prevent me from seeing the small doll, no, it's just that sort of depth. 

"Ah. Now this is bothersome." Alice comments, also peering down into it. Then, she turns to me. "I'm sure you can come up with something though, can't you?"

I mean... "I have one idea... but why can't you do anything?"

"I'm afraid my dolls won't reach down their. Namely because... Well, take a look for yourself." Alice instructs me to look at the dolls surrounding me with a flick of her hand. I see barely visible strings on all of them. Ah. "...The string wouldn't reach. That's why."

She controls all of them with string? Man, that must be tedious...

Anyways, my idea. "Give me a bit, I might be able to..."

Grabbing Strand firmly, by the dart no less, I...

...Hmm. How does Trish do it, again...? Oh, right. Wrap and tie it into a knotted loop of sorts, to the point where it'd be big enough to put a small object through it, yet small enough to the point where said object won't pass through. But the knot's really big, and over-the-top.

"What're you doing...?" Medicine stares at me in confusion. 

"Being innovative with what I have on hand." I tell her, making sure the ring is secured tightly at where it's tied. It's like a miniature lasso. "Now..."

Time to play doll fishing. Carefully, I extend Strand's rope part gradually, lowering it in one hand at a time, until-.

Clink!

Okay, good, it's at the bottom. Now... I keep a tight hold of the rope with one hand, squinting down. Jankily, I jerk the rope closer to the doll, which I presume to be Su-san, it dangling in the darkness with a barely luminescent green glow. Benefit of that green glow, is that it gives me a bit of illumination to work with down there. Hell if I know how it produces that glow, though.

...

...

...

Before long, I'm able to nudge one of the rocks Su-san's stuck between with the dart, then carefully do it again for the other. Then, not wasting any time, I make sure the ring goes over the doll in a quick motion, before I feel a force tugging on Strand. It's moving slightly more than before, and I take this as a sign to carefully pull it up...

...Which takes about a minute to do, to make sure I don't bash Su-san against anything, then subsequently drop her from the rope by being an idiot, and because she's moving about. This sort of thing takes precision...

And after that minute passes, I have successfully fished a doll out of a hole. I get a proper look at it, it has blonde hair and similar attire to Medicine. In fact, it looks just like her, and it looks annoyed. It's trying to get out of the ring I tied, and it's about as big as my hand...

I made the 'hook' part of the rope as big as my head. Guess I got lucky she didn't fall out mid-way, or something... but it seems she's tied herself into it by jerking around abruptly.

More importantly! "Here you go." I gently pass the rope over to Medicine, because I don't want to particularly run the risk of getting poisoned by touching Su-san, assuming she's similar to Medicine is with the whole 'poisonous skin' thing.

"I-... Wha?" She blinks down at the doll stuck in the rope of Strand, before forcibly untying it with... relative ease, as it proceeds to float up beside her. "Su-san~! You're back! I was so worried...!"

Strand's rope snaps back to its original length, and I flinch from how sudden it snaps back, as I could feel the vibrations on my arm when it did so, but I regain focus as I set my gaze on Medicine and Su-san, the former tightly squeezing the latter in a hug. Aw. 

"...Well, in actuality, I could have sent Shanghai and Hourai down there to retrieve her." Alice abruptly tells me, making me blink and turn to her... Wait.

"...You made me do that on purpose, didn't you?" I grin at her.

"Possibly. Who's to say?" She simply grins back. "I mean, you helped Medicine, as you wanted, didn't you?"

...That is true. Huh. 

"I guess... you aren't that bad..." Medicine focuses on me, squinting whilst still hugging Su-san. "...I dunno, I wanna say thanks, but... I also don't wanna." 

"You don't have to. Your happiness for having that friend of yours back's more than enough to satisfy me." I shrug, smiling neutrally. "And if you ever need help with anything, if you can find me, you can rely on me to help, be it with Su-san getting stuck again, or something else entirely."

"...Sure...?" She tilts her head, still relatively unsure. Medicine also looks like she wants to say something else, but... she's holding it back, for some reason.

"...Medicine, are you feeling alright?" Alice seems to have noticed how she looks. And by that, I mean the bigger doll is biting her lip semi-awkwardly. It's awkward because doll. That, and she keeps staring at and around me a lot.

"W-What?! I'm feeling fine!" She abruptly pouts, shaking her head at Alice.

"...You don't sound alright, but then again, you're stubborn to admit things around humans..." Alice sighs, also shaking her head. "Regardless, Rajime, we should probably take our leave. Incident to investigate, and all."

O~h, right. "Yeah, that sounds good..." Hey, wait, I just had a genius idea. "...Hang on... Medicine, you said you came out here looking for cards, and people to trade cards with, right?" 

"...Huh?" She blinks at me. "I mean, um... I guess I said that?"

Okay, cool. "Now, here's a proposition. How about you come with me and Alice? I mean, all those cards are an incident, after all. And besides..." I draw my six cards, then immediately begin spinning. "Whah-!" I~ forgot about that one...! Nagashi-bina Certified Spinning...!

That one is annoying so I pocket it, and I immediately stop spinning. "O-Okay, Alice, remind me to never pull that one out again." It's really disorienting!

"Of course." She seems slightly amused by my sudden spin. "...That one would be particularly disorienting."

"W-Whahaha?!" Medicine, however, fails to hide her amusement. "What was that?! You just started spinning like a dummy...!"

"...That was one of those cards!" I elaborate into why I just started rotating on the spot like I was possessed by a demon, or something. "It makes you spin, but it sends danmaku back at people sometimes. Also it makes everything feel immensely harder."

"...In Japanese?" She tilts her head.

"It has someone's ability in it." I dumb it down. "So, basically, that one was spinning. Like, a lot. I also have..."

I look at Sodatsu's card, titled 'I'm Big, You're Small!'. Well, might as well do it-.

Ding!

A random dinging noise similar to a coin being flicked rings out, and everything seems... suddenly a lot smaller. How big did this make me, exactly...?

...I look down... Oh. It at least tripled my height. I'm above the trees now.

"W-What?!" I hear Medicine's surprise. Surprisingly, that only increased my height. Not my length or width. Just my height, like I was stretched directly upwards. I'm like a large beanpole now.

"Yeah, some of these're weird!" I focus on the card again, before-.

!gniD

The ding plays out in reverse for some reason as I shrink back down to my normal height. Goofy cards.

...Actually, I might as well show Medicine the almighty 'Tamamo's Forbidden Toxicity' card. I figure she'll get a kick out of that, because poison. "Here, hold this." I just... pass her the card in question.

...She looks down at it. "...Huh? What's this-?"

The moment she grabs it and takes it from me, there is a large poison cloud all around what the hell.

"What-." Alice expresses her surprise, but I don't even think, hiding my face in my scarf until the poison subsides-.

 


 

Okay, note to self, never give Medicine that card ever again! I nearly got poisoned to unconsciousness, if I didn't hide my face in my scarf...!

Alice, however, was not so fortunate. She uh... got knocked out by the gas. Because, yeah, it's non-lethal poison. The card is, anyway. So she got knocked out because she was in it for way longer than need be.

...So, for now, I'm carrying her, since Medicine obviously can't, on the account of having a poisonous body and all. And if I can say one thing, Alice is surprisingly heavy. Heavier than I expected, anyway... I think it's the dolls. Because with Alice being conked out, they seem to be relatively... docile. Still.

"...Um... Oops...? I didn't know that'd happen..." Medicine speaks up, glancing at Alice as she floats beside me. The way I'm carrying Alice is with both of my hands and arms, because she's too heavy to one-hand. That, and I'm not very well-built, so I have to use two hands to carry her.

...I also may or may not have stuffed every doll that belonged to Alice into my bag, because a whole bunch of them just appeared when she passed out. I'm holding onto them for now, as a good person does.

"I don't think either of us would've known that'd happen..." I shake my head, struggling with carrying Alice slightly. I... was never the best at doing this kind of thing...! It doesn't help that I have to balance Aegis, too!

"...Are um... you sure you don't wanna take a break?" Medicine notes my particular issues with holding Alice. "You've been struggling for the past fifteen minutes."

Is that how long it's been? Huh. Well, we have been moving towards Youkai Mountain, albeit slowly, meaning I have no idea how close we are...

...Y'know what. "Maybe a break is in order... I'm obviously not able to carry her. And neither are you for... uh... poison-related reasons."

"Mgh..." She pouts. Su-san also pouts, mirroring Medicine. It's a funny little thing, that doll, it seems to do everything Medicine does. It's like looking at one of those funky mirrors you'd get at a carnival.

Gently, I set Alice down against a tree, before taking a seat beside her. Medicine takes a seat opposite me, and uh... Actually, how close are we to Youkai Mountain?

Briefly brandishing Strand as I raise from my seat, I zip above the trees with it by throwing the dart into the very top of one of the taller ones-.

Thunk! Whoosh!

...Bam!

My shield smacks into the bark as I cling onto the tree, peeking my head above the canopy. Let's see here... Ah, we're relatively close, actually. We're on... foothills, I think.

...I can actually see a decent amount of Gensokyo from up here, since it's at a slight incline. Huh. Neat.

"What was that about?!" I hear Medicine call up at me from below, so I look down, seeing her below the tree I'm on.

"Just getting a view of how close we are to the mountain!" I call back, before chucking Strand into the nearby ground, zipping on down-.

Whoosh! Thud.

My legs make impact with the ground, and now they ache. Fun. Well, at least I landed on both feet and not on my face like a dummy. "We're pretty close to it, actually."

"Oh..." She nods a few times. "Why're we going there, again...?"

"That's where the incident's originating from. Tengu're behind it, or so I assume anyway, and uh... yeah, that's all we know." I inform her, I... don't think me or Alice actually told her anything. Alice for obvious reasons, and I guess I just forgot to. Ah well.

"Mmmh... Crow tengu're annoying." Medicine pouts. Has she had a run-in with a crow tengu before...? "No match for my poison, though!"

...Ah, yes, the poison. Nobody is safe from poison. Especially Medicine's poison. I swear she threw poison at like, three things on the way here, and I'm pretty sure one of those poisonings was a random youkai in the middle of the woods. Well, screw that guy in particular, I guess... 

Well, that, or he was just misfortunate enough to be in the way. Or she.

...Gender is incredibly inconsistent, still. I'm one of the few guys I'm aware of-. Well, I'm not, but nobody outside needs to know that. It's a closed door topic, and I'm the only one allowed behind that closed door. I don't know if I'm ever gonna reveal that, but... hey, if I can play this charade, so be it, right?

Not letting everyone know what cards you have in your hand's important, especially if you want to keep a low profile. Even if it's as something minor as gender, it's still something you've gotta consider...

...Akane might know if I'm actually a girl, though. I'm pretty sure she could see right past me if I did try to lie about my gender... Didn't she say something along the lines of swearing she saw a girl in the Garden of the Sun? Then she corrected herself to 'guy', which means she was most likely talking about me.

...

Okay, yeah, no, she definitely knows I'm a girl. She must... be really sharp. Either that or she has some cheating knowledge I'm not aware of. Then in which case, damn.

But anyways, waiting for Alice to wake up! Walking back over to where I was before, I sit down again.

...Medicine seems slightly interested in something though. She's... staring at Aegis. Wait, no, she's staring at Strand. Why's she looking at it so much?

Actually. I should speak up, instead of internally questioning it. That way I'll get somewhat of an answer. "Something catching your eye?"

"Your... shield, rope thing, whatever..." Her gaze lingers on Strand, as she moves up to try and grab it. Of course, I let her, and she picks it up effortlessly. "Is this... poison, or something...?"

Didn't Yuuka say that was poisonous, too? I mean her parasol pulsated with green when I blocked-... Oh. That's why Medicine's interested. Her whole thing is poison.

"...I think it could be poison, actually." I tell her, as she holds Strand's rope right up to her face, running her hands along it repeatedly, in an almost hypnotic motion, like she's in a daydream. "...You feeling alright, Medicine?"

"Huh?" She jumps, glancing at me, then at Su-san, who also seems slightly dazed. "Oh-. I'm fine! But I've never seen this kind of poison before. It's new."

New poison. Huh. 

...Holding her hand out, this green mist floats out of her hand, then envelops a tree-.

After a moment, the tree rapidly withers, then-.

...

Did it just disintegrate? W-What?! Strand can do that?! 

"Oo~h!" Her eyes widen, her mouth twisting into a gleeful smile. It's surprisingly ominous-looking, since she's happy because of poison! "That's a really, really strong one!"

...She briefly pulsates with green, before I make her let go of the rope with a light tug from Aegis. "Alright, alright, enough of that. Don't want you going mad with power on me... I didn't even know Strand could do that, though."

"...Is that what you call it?" She tilts her head at me.

"Mhm. It's because the rope itself looks like strands trying to piece themselves together. It's useful for being nimble in enclosed areas, because the rope pulls me towards the dart you see here." I tap the jade dart, some green gas surrounding my finger before I quickly flick it off and rub it along the grass. I do not want to poison myself with that! I don't know why I tapped it, either!

...I briefly look over at where that former tree was. There's just a sad patch of dirt there now, with nothing on it, except for holes where roots were. Yeah, no, I don't want to end up as green mist. 

"Oh..." Medicine understands, at least. "Well it can do that! The poison in it's super potent! Wait, why're you using poison like that anyway? You're a human!"

"...Honestly, I have no clue, it just sort of appeared yesterday evening. I don't even know why it's poison-based either." I stare at Strand for a moment, before dismissing it entirely as Aegis-Strand reverts into just Aegis. Maybe Aegis-Pure would fit better? Since, y'know, purified, divine shield, and all.

...Actually, yeah, when Aegis is in its normal state, I'll call it Aegis-Pure, since it's purely Aegis and nothing else.

"Hmm..." She furrows her brows, but I note that she's sat slightly closer to me, instead of being outright opposite me now. She's towards my left, and the temporarily passed out Alice is to my right.

"Mgh..." Speaking of Alice, it sounds like she's waking up! "What..."

As she rubs her eyes, they slowly open, focusing on me slowly. "...What happened, exactly...? How long was I out?"

"...First off, uh... I may have messed up and gave Medicine one of my cards that produced non-lethal poison. It knocked you out, but I was fortunate enough to cover my mouth." I explain the first part, raising one finger, before raising another. "...Secondly! You were out for around twenty-odd minutes. I uh... carried you over here."

"...I see. Thank you, I suppose... Where are all my dolls, exact-" As Alice asks her question, I just pull out my bag and flip it upside down, dolls pouring out of it like a flood. Suddenly, I'm knee-deep in dolls, which're dazed as all hell. "-ly... Oh."

...

We just sort of exchange silent glances as Alice stares at my bag, me, then all of the dolls in that order. I fish around for that bento box Junko gave me, Hecatia's album thing, as well as Gensopedia, among other things I had in there, like that copy of the Gensokyo Chronicle which I forgot about, from the pile of dolls, before stuffing them back into my bag of infinite tomfoolery. I don't actually know if there's a limit to what can be stored in there, but all those dolls sure as hell didn't fill it up.

...Actually, just for the hell of it, I pick up one of the Hourai-lookalikes and put it back in my bag, whilst Alice is busy blinking at her dolls idly. I'm pretty sure she didn't notice. Medicine didn't either, it sounds like, because she would've spoken up about it.

Closing my bag and tying it to my waist, I glance over at Medicine, watching her drift near me, whilst keeping her distance. It's like she wants to trust me, but her body's saying otherwise. She might warm up eventually, I guess, and I suppose her reason is because she's not used to liking a human. 

"Mmm..." Waving her hand around, all of the dolls suddenly become mobile, flying into various parts of forestry and around us. Some attach to me, but they're considerably less in number than before. "I should have expected that."

"...You mean you weren't expecting that?" I raise a brow at her. Was she really not-...?

"Not really, no. After all, it's not everyday you expect someone to store hundreds of dolls in their bag." Alice tells me with a straight face. Oh, yeah, that in of itself is fair enough, I guess.

Then we keep walking. Nothing noteworthy really happens as we walk or talk, outside Medicine throwing poison at several things I couldn't see.

...

...We eventually come across an open space, a clearing amongst the trees. Nice change of pace compared to the many trees, plus that one Medicine disintegrated with Strand's poison for no reason, in all honesty.

...On the note of Medicine and poison, I swear she poisoned at least four more things on the way to this opening. It took about two, maybe three, minutes to get to this space.

Actually, you know what this gives me the feeling of? Opening in the middle of the forest, travelling with a 'party', so does that mean-.

"Hey, bro! Sisters! You three over there, in the neat outfits!" A voice calls out for us. We just briefly stop to look around in confusion. Who...? "Yeah, you guys!"

"...Hm?" Alice looks over in a direction. I do too.

...It's a girl dressed in white, reddish-brown, and orange, with similarly coloured short hair. I... also spy cat ears in said hair, then my eyes immediately trail behind them in search of a tail. Lo and behold, there is a tail, with a peach, white, and grey colour scheme on it. 

She's uh... got a collar on, with a little bell on it. I also spot two wrist bracelets with the same little bell on it. It looks kinda cute, honestly... Then I notice something else, the fact she's holding a large coin in her left hand. What's that called again, a... a koban coin, I think...? I'm not that familiar with it, although... My eyes trail to the way her arms're positioned. Maybe... Aha! She's got her right arm in an almost beckoning position!

Then, by that logic, would that make her a maneki-neko? I've heard of them, I even have one in my room! They bring good luck! Or... so they're rumoured to, anyway. I only got reminded because of the coin thing, and even then, the arm thing could be a coincidence.

Even still. Cat. 

"Alright, maybe I've finally got some good customers!" She's grinning ear-to-ear. Her voice is also incredibly smooth, almost like a salesperson. "I've got some sweet cards! Looking to buy some?"

Wait, what? "Cards?" I immediately express curiosity. 

"Yessir!" She nods.

"I think this might be our first clue, actually..." Alice brings a hand to her chin, approaching the neko slowly. 

"Hmm..." Medicine stares at her with uncertainty. I mean, yeah, that's reasonable. Then she whispers something, barely audible so that only I can hear it, and the cat girl doesn't. "Wait, do any of us even have any money to buy them with...?"

That... is a good question, actually! I scratch my chin. "I don't have any... but maybe we could barter with our own cards. Or more like the ones I have, right...?"

"That's if you can do that, though..." Medicine mutters back, as I focus on Alice, who's still floating over to the maneki-neko.

"So, ya interested?" She has a simple smile when Alice gets close enough to her. 

"...You do know how dangerous those cards can be, right?" Alice raises a brow at her. "They're not... particularly something you should be playing around with."

"Someone else said that exact thing earlier!" They pout. Really? "At least five people've said that to me today!"

...Five. 

"But you want 'em too, don'tcha? You've got the look in your eyes, the desire!" She quickly gets back to trying to sell cards. "They ain't dangerous or anything either! Everyone in Gensokyo's collecting 'em, y'know!"

Well, I might as well get closer to her, too. "I've heard about that. Apparently a whole bunch of people're getting in on it like it's a trend, right?"

"That's correct, bro!" They do finger guns at me. Aw. "But uh... don't think about attacking me, okay?! I've already been hit enough today! And even then you won't get any Ability Cards out of me through violence! I've given this explanation enough before, so I'll give it right here and now before you try and force me to give them up! You can't nab 'em through force, you gotta give something in return, y'know? That's the basics of the free market!"

...I never was an economical guy, but I understand what she means. "I get that. Say, by 'something of equal value'... Would that also include Ability Cards of our own?"

"You have some of your own?!" She raises her brows, grinning wider. "Yeah, I guess those'd do it!"

Okay, cool, that's good to know. 

"...Are you genuinely thinking of trading?" Alice inquires, glancing at me briefly. "I'm more in favour of buying them directly. I did bring some yen along, after all."

...I turn to her and tilt my head. "How much did you bring exactly?"

"Several thousand." 

...Oh. Yeah, that'd do it, too. Money or cards. 

I also get a brief glimpse of the maneki-neko's eyes lighting up. They seem really enthusiastic about this. 

Say... "It'd help if we introduced ourselves, huh?" I bring a hand to my chest, whilst using the other to stretch my hand out. "Name's Rajime. Human outsider. That's Alice next to me, and over there you have Medicine. We're sort of going around looking into the cards as a group, if you get what I mean."

"Oh, I see! Well you're talking to an entrepreneur of the free market, Rajime-san!" Oh, hey, someone finally used the 'san' suffix to address me. "Name's Mike!" She quickly takes my hand to shake it, dropping her name in the process.

...Also, Mike. Which is a guy's name. Imagine if she's actually named, like, Michael or something. I also like... want to keep her close. I dunno, there's something about cats that're just neat. Meaning that if I grew older, I'd definitely be one of those freaky cat owners with, like, fifteen different cats.

I like having pets. They're good company.

"And, uh..." Mike pauses, deflating slightly. "...I might be sort of lacking in my current stock, because I've nearly been wiped out by everyone else who came by earlier. I came around here to look for some more..."

...Oh.

"How many cards do you have in stock, exactly...?" Alice tilts her head.

...Mike proceeds to quietly pull out two cards, lowering her head in shame. "I know, I know, it's not a lot, but this is how business works! People wipe ya out of your stock quickly if ya ain't careful!"

Awwh. I produce my six cards, and make sure to specifically not activate that 'Nagashi-bina Certified Spinning' card by placing it on a nearby doll, which begins spinning really quickly instead of me. 

...Alice just gives me a dry stare, but I hold my hands up. "Hey, it saves me from getting dizzy...!"

Her stare remains dry, before the card just floats in mid-air. Oh. Okay, yeah, that works too.

"Wha?! You really are a collector!" Mike eyes my array of cards. "Man, what I'd give to have those to sell...!"

"They aren't yours!" Medicine shouts from nearby. Oh, yeah, she still exists. She's just been pretty quiet. 

"H-Hey, hey, I know that...!" Mike flinches from her volume. 

...I turn to her. "Hey, Medicine, be nice to her. She's just down on her luck is all." I raise a finger, before turning back to Mike. "Sorry about her... Hey, just out of curiosity, you wouldn't happen to be a maneki-neko, would you?"

...That makes her perk up. "Huh? Well, yeah!" Mike grins... then slouches slightly. "...Sorta. It's... It's complicated."

I mean, maneki-neko aren't usually coloured the way she is. What's the exact type of cat she's called again...? It's on the tip of my tongue, I swear-.

"That's unusual. Normally maneki-neko aren't calico cats, instead they're normally represented with pure white fur all over." Alice brings up. Calico! That's it... They're particularly fun cats.

Okay, let's throw this out there, then. "...How about you come with us, then? We can share the cards that way, and I'm collecting them to make a notebook of sorts. Scrapbook? Album... Whatever you'd want to call it." There's a proposition for her!

"...I-. Really?" Mike blinks, actually surprised. "You'd uh... You'd be willing to share the cards? Can't say I've heard of that yet... But it might be an opportunity for more business, so I'm in!"

Well, she's interested, at least. But what would Alice and Medicine make of it...?

...I turn to Alice, who has a neutral look. "...Normally, if we were to find someone related to an incident they would be, for a lack of better words, attacked. Violently. Personally, this is a fresh change of pace, so I'm willing to allow it." 

...I see. Good to know.

Medici~ne...? 

As I take a look at her, she seems generally unsure and conflicted. "Fine... But I'm only allowing it because Alice is!"

Ah. Cool. I turn back to Mike. "Welcome to the crew, pal."

"Alri~ght!" She claps her hands together awkwardly, since she still has to hold the coin with one hand. How she is doing that I will not know, because that is a big coin. "Thanks, bro! I won't let you down!"

Also, being called 'bro' feels weird. Maybe it's just me, but I've never been called that before. Not even by Trish, Maroon, or Epsilon. Which... reminds me. When was the last time I actually acknowledged my other two siblings...? I know they're doing well somewhere, back in England, but I'm not sure if they're gonna come visit anytime soon.

...Actually, they won't have anyone to visit, because me and Trish're in Gensokyo. So is Kolar. That's a shame, I really wanted to introduce them to Kolar...

Maybe in the incredibly low chance I leave Gensokyo, or if they somehow get here, then uh... Then maybe it'd be possible to still introduce them to Kolar? Even then, both chances're low.

...So, ah... I turn to Mike. "...What were those two cards you had, exactly?"

"Glad you asked! It's these suckers!" She produces two cards, and I get a good look at them.

One seems to be of a black figure holding a fan, or... something. It's shaped like a leaf. The only thing that really strikes me about this is the big grin on this person's face, plus the fact the shoes're red, unlike the person drawn on the card itself. There's also something in the background, resembling... wind I'm pretty sure.

...Weird-looking card. I take it and flip it over to have a look at the description...

"Gale Geta

A certain crow tengu reporter's ability now allows you to move faster. But uh... the more you have of this card, the faster you are. Maybe if you had, like, fifty or something, you'd be able to contend with the aforementioned reporter herself in a footrace? Haha, what a silly thought, you can't outrun a crow tengu! ...Right?"

"...That's... Shameimaru." Alice comments on the design of the card. I-. Wait, Shameimaru? As in Aya Shameimaru? The same one Sodatsu called, and I'm quoting her on this, an 'asshole of a tengu'?

...How fast is she, exactly...? You know what, nevermind, question for later, and one I probably don't want to find the answer to.

My eyes, however, trail over the other one. It's of a calico maneki-neko, which I assume is meant to be Mike. She-. She had an Ability Card of herself? 

"Okay, uh... Maybe I really only had one for sale. I mean, I was gonna sell this if I couldn't find anymore, but now I don't have to!" Mike hesitantly explains, scratching one of her cat ears. "Besides, this is my Ability Card! Y'really expect me to sell that off?!"

"...Isn't your whole thing selling cards?" Alice blinks at her.

"Well-. Yeah, that's true, but still! Only in an emergency!" Mike reiterates. Fair enough.

...I decide to flip it over, to see what it does.

"Maneki-neko with Good Business Skills

A certain maneki-neko's ability allows you to haggle and barter for a better variety of cards. Even if the person you're bartering with only has, say, two Ability Cards at the time. They'll suddenly have five, maybe more depending, for no reason. Don't ask me, or anyone else, how that works, because nobody knows. But hey, having more choice is a good thing, right?"

...Okay, that card's weird. Don't ask how the spontaneously appearing cards part of it works... Don't ask. Do not ask.

"Are we done yet?" Medicine sounds bored, probably from standing around so much. Su-san's still with her.

...It also just occurred to me that Mike has four ears. Not two. Four. How-. How does that work? Does having four ears give you better hearing...? I'd imagine it would, but... Maybe loud things would terrify her, because of how loud she'd hear them? Just a random thought I had.

Oh well. "Yeah, we're done. Let's move."

...I decide to keep Gale Geta, Opened Third Eye, and I'm Big, You're Small out for the hell of it. I mean, the first and second for general speed and evasion, and the third because it's useful for intimidation... Should someone actually be intimidated by a guy who triples his height abruptly.

That and being that tall is funny.

...I put the other cards away in my pocket though, then decide to pull out Gensopedia from my bag. Might as well make a few notes as we go, right?

In fact, I go to write Mike's name with the pen attached to the diary-.

...Huh, that's weird. My fingers stopped... All I've written is 'Mike' and nothing else.

Wait-. I never got her last name. That's why... and I guess I might as well ask if she has a title, whilst I'm at it.

...Come to think of it, I don't think Alice ever said anything about a title to me. Medicine too.

Well this is a good opportunity!

"...What're you writing there?" Mike tries to poke her head over my shoulder, or underneath, just to snag a look at what I'm writing. "Is that a journal?"

"Close, but not really." I briefly show her Gensopedia, flicking to a filled page, which just so happened to be my own. "It's sort of like a handbook for me to remember everything that's important. Like, say, people, certain rules, stuff like that. But to save confusion, I call it Gensopedia, since it's Gensokyo-focused."

"...Filling that in again, are you?" Alice raises a brow, also drifting closer.

"Oo~h." Mike nods, before grinning. "Hey, what if I helped you write that, then help you further by publishing copies of it? It'd be a good business opportunity!"

"You know..." I bring the pen to my lips, softly clicking on it with my tongue a few times, as one does with a pen. It's that distinct urge to do it. The pen click urge. "I did consider publishing it, but not because it'd make money. I'd publish copies because it helps people like me."

"That's an added benefit! There's no reason you shouldn't try and publish a copy or two!" Mike's really trying to encourage me to publish it...

"...Still, I'd only really publish it when it's done." I stare ahead, parting the pen from my mouth, pointing ahead with it. "Because what good's a guide if it's incomplete?"

"I get what you're saying! So, uh... when do you think you'd be finished with it?" Mike asks me simply. 

...If we're being honest. "Probably a really long, undetermined amount of time. Because mind you, I'm trying to go over everything possible. That'd take a super long time, judging from some of the things I've heard through other people. And I want to make sure I get things right."

...

"Oh." Mike deflates, before springing back up again. "But hey, two people working on it're better than one, right?! So whaddaya say?"

...I would actually appreciate some help in filling this out. Actually, hey. "I was actually going to fill a page in on you. Would... uh... you mind doing that? I mean, you'd obviously know yourself better than I do."

"Oh, really? Well that equals out nicely! Give it here!" She holds her hand out, before glancing at the big coin. "Oh, uh, would y'mind holding onto this for a moment...?"

...Ah, right, the coin. I'm imagining that'd cause some issues, so I take it as I hand Gensopedia and the pen associated with it over to her, and I feel... lighter than before. Confident, maybe. Is that what good fortune feels like? If so, then that's neat.

"Alright, there we go, so uh..." I watch her flick to the page I started to write about her on. "Hey, hang on, lemme fill this in..."

As she begins writing, I notice how dazed yet focused she immediately looks. Is-. Is that what I look like when I start writing in there...? Wow, it's... a really confusing yet intriguing sort of look.

...I begin walking in a direction, towards Youkai Mountain, and she actually follows. I mean, Alice and Medicine started trailing along with me, seeing as how we don't have any other reason to be here still, but even so.

"Ehh... Books..." Medicine makes a face at Gensopedia. "I never really understood the need for them."

"If I could interject, books allow us, along with others, to record our thoughts and ideas. Sometimes stories, other times magic, and associated topics like that." Alice raises a finger. "Each book, as I like to believe, has its own purpose. Of course, I'm a magician, so I may be biased about my opinion on them. However, Medicine, maybe it would help if you had a diary of your own? After all, it would allow you to keep track of the days that've gone by on the Hill of the Nameless. And see how Rajime's treating his own, he's using it to determine what to do, and what not to do, as well as what to keep in mind."

"...I guess." Medicine's expression doesn't change. Su-san has a similar expression but it's ridiculously cute-looking because of how small she is. It's just Medicine but small, but even then small is cute in my opinion.

...Unless if it's a wasp. Those are beings of pure malice and spite.

Also, Hill of the Nameless? Probably where Medicine lives... I should ask her about it later, if she's willing to tell me anything about it, that is.

...My eyes trail over Mike, who's just staring at Gensopedia and... not writing anything. I think that means she's done?

"...Whew... That sure was a weird feeling." Mike suddenly speaks, shaking her head and looking around, rather confused. I mean, that's how I felt the first time.

Speaking of which... "...I might've forgotten to tell you that it makes you write everything you know about that given topic. So, in your case, you just wrote about everything you knew about yourself." I point out to Mike, taking Gensopedia back from her as I hand her back her large coin. "Actually..." I glance at Medicine. "Why don't you have a try at filling it in, Medicine?"

"...I don't wanna." Medicine pouts.

"Come now, Medicine. This is how you repay his kindness? After all, he brought back Su-san for you." Alice reminds her, raising a free finger. That is true.

"...Su-san?" Mike glances between me and Alice, confused.

"That's the doll hanging around Medicine so much. Pretty much her best friend, last I checked." I also point out to her. "Just so you know."

"Aah, alright, gotcha..." The maneki-neko understands, at least.

"Mgh... Alright, fine!" Medicine slouches, defeaed with sound logic. "But if I find out you do anything bad with my info, I'm gonna hurt you!"

Okay, that's a threat in of itself. Cool. I just show her a slightly unnerved thumbs up, nodding wholeheartedly. Being poisoned to death is not up there on my priority list, right now. I don't even plan on using this info for anything outside of general knowledge and my own safety, for now.

...I want this to have only the truth in it, so I write a lot of uncertainties for pages I fill out myself, so there's bound to be errors since I don't properly know... anyone really. I'm just going off of thoughts. Mere mights and maybes. Nothing in there's set in stone to be correct, anyway.

So, I pass Gensopedia over to Medicine, and notice her snatch it from my hands, as well as the pen. Oh. Okay. I hear her briefly grumble something before beginning to write on a fresh page.

...Then she has the same look Mike had. What is it with that book and making people space out as they write...? Does it possess them temporarily to force out all of the information they have on a topic, correct or not? If so, that's... cool. Terrifying, but cool. 

"There it is again." Alice comments on Medicine's expression. "So it affects not only living, organic beings, but artificial ones like dolls also."

"Wh-. Wait, is that what I looked like?!" Mike raises her brows at Medicine's face. "It uh... huh..."

"Yeah, that was my reaction too, because I'm the one who wrote everything else in there." I gesture to Gensopedia, then to Medicine furiously scribbling words down. "...But I don't think I write that angrily. You didn't either."

"Guess everyone has their own style of writing, eh?" Mike jokes, trying to place an arm on my shoulder and getting... somewhat of a success out of that. I mean, she had to float up to do that, because she's way shorter than I am. She's a cat youkai, after all. A short one, at that.

...It's cute.

"...When her rage isn't directed at you, I suppose it can be... useful." Alice comments on the way Medicine's writing down things about her in my book. She's just scrawling very, very angrily. She seems like a really melancholy person, when I consider it. But the thing is, melancholy means sadness. She's just angry.

...Makes me wonder if she's sad when she's alone... Could be that, considering how she reacted about Su-san getting stuck down that hole earlier.

As much as I want to give her a pat on the head, there's several things preventing me from doing that. One is that she could like, probably melt my hand off with poison, another is that I'd get poisoned by touching her alone, and a third is that she'd get angrier, which results in more poison.

...I don't like poison, if you can't tell. It terrifies me sometimes, like what if I ate something poisonous, or what if someone stuck me with a poison blow dart?

That latter thing'll probably never happen, but the first...? Well, it could, depending on what I eat.

Y'know, that reminds me, why is it that the healthiest things always look so unappealing? Food, I mean. Like, some fruits and vegetables, don't get me wrong I love eating those, just look... bland. Like, they just look like a bunch of leaves thrown together, but they end up being rich in nutrients and vitamins and all sorts.

...It's weird. Nature's weird like that sometimes, I guess.

And-. Oh, wait, hold on, I'm rambling.

"Mmgh..." I hear Medicine pouting. "That was weird! I don't like that book!"

"Journal." I correct her, taking it back, taking care to uh... avoid anywhere she touched. I mean, it's not hard to tell, since some of the paper fades at random spots in the shape of a handprint, but I can read the ink that was written on it just fine.

...Medicine wrote a fair bit about herself, and I actually get a look at her full name-.

Melancholy. Her name is Medicine Melancholy. Did-. Did I not just mention something melancholy-related a minute ago? Huh. Weird.

Either that was a coincidence, or that was me somehow predicting the future... And let's face it, I'm never going to be able to do the latter. I'm no fortune teller or psychic, after all, so it's a coincidence... probably. Maybe. Funny coincidence to have though...

...Actually, I check to see if she has a title... 

...'Little Sweet Poison', huh? Yeah, I can see that.

I decide to go over whatever Medicine wrote down for herself, too, but briefly. I can always have a proper read later.

...Ah... It says here she was a large doll used for ventriloquism, so basically, the thing where someone makes a doll seemingly speak. She was abandoned in a field of lilies-of-the-valley, in an area known as the Hill of the Nameless... But it looks like she only recently became a youkai. Couple of years ago, actually, but before she became a youkai, she was apparently sentient, and waited for her owner to come back... Meaning she wasn't kidding. I feel awful for her.

...O-On a lighter note, Su-san's name is apparently short for Suzuran, which roughly means 'lily-of-the-valley'. I-. Wow. The more you know, huh...?

She obviously wrote down about her hatred for humanity, but something catches my eye, and that thing is that she's actively tried to poison the Human Village before, but was apparently stopped by someone... What? I-. Okay, wow, that's... something and a half to keep in mind. Another note catches my eye, and that it quite literally just says my name, with 'I dunno about him' written after it. 

...The sentence literally just goes- "Rajime... I dunno about him. He's a weird human, because he helped me get Su-san back, and Alice trusts him too." -and that's it.

She's... not sure about me. I can tell she wants to trust me, but her general hatred of humanity's tampering that desire to trust. Maybe if I keep trying to talk to her, she'll crack that habit. I mean, she's young, for a youkai, so she's impressionable...

...I also realise that sentence can be taken horribly out of context and in any way. I mean that as in I can make a good impression on her, that not all humans're bad. I can change her opinion, I bet, if I just give it a good old chunk of time and effort, then bam, she's got a fresh perception of people! Heh...

Well, I carefully flip over to Mike's entry, just to see what she wrote down too.

...Considerable chunks. I briefly gloss over some part that she actually didn't fully finish her training to become a maneki-neko. I-. Wait, she trained to be a maneki-neko? They aren't born naturally? Well that's one misconception I had that's been cleared up. Cool.

I also note the fact that she wrote down her occupation, too, and that she was, and I'm quoting her words on this, 'happily unemployed'. S-... She's happy to be unemployed? I'm not sure if that's depressing or something else entirely. Good for her, I guess...?

Bu~t at the same time, it says she's trying to get some business going whenever she can, and that these Ability Cards, her whole trade thing, was the next big thing. But then she quickly added that helping me fill out Gensopedia to make copies to sell was her next big goal in life. She uh... she sees me as a 'damn well good business partner', her words, not mine, which is neat to know.

...She seems like a pretty ambitious regarding anything business-related, then I note her ability. It's to beckon in customers or business, and she even put a little note after saying that it can only be one of those things, because of her incomplete training to be a maneki-neko. She does also briefly mention something about her coin and good fortune too, but that's innate to anything regarding maneki-nekos, since they're seen as good luck.

Y'know, if this pen truly does make someone write everything they know about themselves, or other topics, that means everything written in those two entries are entirely true. Medicine and Mike wrote them, after all... and I should add a little note saying that this was written by the subject themselves.

Is subject the right word? Probably, after all, they're the subject of the entry, aren't they? So it makes sense in my book and that's all that matters.

...I briefly jot down a note in each of those, saying they're the ones that filled out their respective entries, then glance at Mike's last name and title.

Ah, so her full name's Mike~... Goutokuji. She's a maneki-neko, obviously, and... uh... Wait, hold on. Goutokuji? As in... Goutoku-ji Temple? Either that's one hell of a coincidence, or... her last name's intentionally like that. It just hit me, isn't that the same place maneki-neko're believed to have come from? I know it has ties running deep regardign Buddhism, since it's a Buddhist temple right in the heart of Tokyo, but... Hmm.

...Topic for later. My eyes keep glossing over what she wrote down, before settling on her title. That's what I wanted to find. And it's... 'Lucky Charm for Prosperous Commerce'. Well, that's not wrong, for a maneki-neko. Pretty dead-on accurate...

Well, that's enough of that, I can give it a proper read later... Say, speaking of which, Alice. I turn to her. "Do... you want to amend the uh... the small entry I have of you? I mean, everything I wrote's not particularly correct, since... Well, you know, it makes me write what I know on a topic. Or what I think, at least, since I ask a lot of questions to myself."

"Hmm..." Alice considers it, bringing a hand to her chin. "I may as well. Pass it here, and-."

"Margatroid." A new voice makes Alice stop, looking dead ahead. I look ahead too, before spotting-.

...Is that Kolar. We just briefly lock eyes and he freezes on the spot. I just blink straight at him, but... he wasn't the one who spoke. He's far, far more reserved... and I don't think he'd actively approach someone either.

I do, however, note the fact he's holding a pink parasol pretty well, and that there's someone stood next to him beneath it. It's... a blonde girl, with a fluffy white-and-red cap on, with a red ribbon attached to it. I'm pretty sure the term for them is mob cap, but oh well. I note the piercing red eyes that vaguely glow, and... the wings. The wings. Oh, wow, those're... pretty. They're like two sticks protruding from her back, but there's these crystals seemingly floating off from them, glowing every now and then when light shimmers onto them.

...Okay, that's cool. There's a ponytail tied to the left side of her head. I do note how short she is compared to Kolar, around four feet tall, but she looks really young. I almost mistake her for a child, at first, because of that. She just looks... really young. Really, really young. She's dressed in a more... How do I say this, ah... A more fancy red dress and vest? There's a pink shirt beneath that red vest, and... uh... yeah, that's really it. I note dress shoes and socks, but aside from those, that's it.

...Oh, also the weird clock needle-looking thing, also with a red ribbon on it, but I'm willing to not question that. I have a transforming shield, so that clock needle is probably a weapon of some sort.

"...Ah. Izayoi. What exactly brings you out here?" Alice greets someone else who's here. Glancing over at where she's looking, I find someone with silver hair wearing two long braids down both sides of her face, wearing-.

...Is that a maid outfit. M-. It's a maid. What. I do, however, get a glance at the fact she's holding knives. Also what looks to be a pocket watch, but I'm not sure what a pocket watch has to do to stand out. Decorative flair, or general time-telling, maybe?

I mean, the maid outfit itself looks like a French one. Do not ask me how I know what specific countries' maid outfits look like, I just... I just do, okay? It's got short sleeves and an apron, and... yeah. Other notable things are stockings and a big white ribbon at the back of her outfit, just barely visible, and red shoes. Hm. Compared to Kolar, she's around the same height as him, if not slightly shorter. She's shorter than I am, that's a given, but still.

"Ah-." Mike sounds like she's just seen a ghost. I briefly look over and see her trying to hide behind me where she can. She's... also looking directly at the maid. I-. What's that about...?

...I'm more interested in whoever that shorter girl is, really. She's just smiling and-. Oh, she's looking at me. She briefly turns to Kolar and asks him something, it's inaudible due to how far away I am, but he glances at her and nods, saying something back.

...Hopefully it's something good about me, and not her asking if she can gut me or something. I mean, as funny as that concept is, no, it really isn't funny in actuality.

Besides, Kolar doesn't have a reason to want me dead. And he probably never will.

"Mgh... That maid lady's really mean..." I hear Medicine speak up slightly from nearby. Mean, huh...?

...Closer I look at her, Izayoi as Alice called her, she doesn't give me that impression. She seems more neutral than anything else.

"Investigating this incident. The mistress had shown a particular interest in it, so she had sent me out to collect some of these Ability Cards." Izayoi responds simply. "...Although, I didn't imagine you would be out here too, with one of the card distributors no less."

...I swear Mike just looked two times as pale when she got addressed. Why's she so afraid...? I also notice the fact that Medicine's trying to hide behind me, just out of sight too.

"Don't think I didn't see you either, Melancholy. You're especially strange to see out here." Izayoi also regards Medicine, somehow noticing her past me... Then, she focuses on me. "And, seemingly, a random human."

"Yes, well, originally, he was helping me investigate this incident. He's an outsider." Alice somewhat introduces me, but I just pocket my hands the best I can and stare ahead at this Izayoi figure. "And what of you? Why exactly is your mistress' little sister with you? And... who is that, exactly?" 

She gestures over at Kolar, as Izayoi glances at him. "...Ah, that's an outsider also, a surprisingly recent one. He's assisting around the manor alongside myself. He's... quite good at it, I'll say. As for the little mistress? Well, given recent events regarding a certain god... The mistress saw it fit to let her stretch her legs a little. Besides, he's made a considerable impression on her, and she wouldn't leave without him. That's why they're both here."

...I notice the fact Kolar has a little headdress on when she says this, and that's somehow the best thing I've seen all day. Outside of Sodatsu being herself, or meeting Medicine, that is. He's a butler. I mean, it does sort of suit him, he is... Okay, that's not important.

"...What's his name?" Alice raises a brow.

"Before I tell you that, what exactly is his name?" Izayoi also raises a brow, pointing a knife at me. Those knives shimmer very brightly, and I swear I saw more in pockets and under her dress. The faint glints give them away. Why does she have so many knives? Let me guess, she's a vampire and she can stop time, too-.

Wait, she can't be a vampire, it's broad daylight. Still, I don't know about the stopped time thing. Maybe it's a coincidence she happens to have so many knives.

...I do wonder why Kolar's holding a parasol, and why that girl next to him seems to be sticking by him under it, wherever he goes. Is she a vampire? I mean, Izayoi addressed her as 'little mistress', and if Kolar's there...

I-. I think I just put two and two together, and it... really wasn't that hard to, for once. So Kolar's helping out at the Scarlet Devil Mansion, he's told me that much, and if Remilia Scarlet is the mistress... That means the blonde girl's last name is 'something Scarlet'. Because, you know, she's the little sister of Remilia. Meaning she's a vampire too, and she's sticking under the parasol to avoid spontaneously combusting. That's... probably it, huh?

Also, Alice is looking at me. I'm looking at Kolar. He's looking at the 'little mistress', who's looking back at him. It's a very look-based scenario.

Alright, introductions, a~h... I mean, Kolar's there, so...

...I just had an idea. "...Alright, I can see I need to introduce myself, huh? Rajime Naga, that's my name." Then, I point at Kolar. "...Friend of that guy over there, dunno if he's told you about me and Trish."

"Wh-." Alice pauses, staring at me weirdly, before her eyes widen. "...Ah-. Is that Kolar?"

"Bingo." I nod at her.

Also, because his name was mentioned, Kolar actually stepped forward with the blatantly not a human probably a vampire girl. "I was wondering if you were going to say that..."

"...Rajime... I believe that name does ring a bell." Izayoi gives me an inquisitive glance, then turns her gaze to Kolar. "You know him?"

"Yeah, that's... That's Rajime." Kolar slouches his shoulders slightly. Closer I look, I finally notice the fact he has a katana sheathed at his waist. Oh, he wasn't kidding when he said he found a katana. It suits him, honestly. It has a faint scarlet pattern lining the handle thing, and all along the scabbard, too. It's intricate and looks... old. 

"Oh... He looks way different than I thought he would!" The girl beside him speaks up, making Kolar turn to her awkwardly.

"Well-. A lot of people get that impression when I try and describe him, Flan..." Rubbing his cheek, Kolar gives her a brief smile.

Also, Flan. So... hmm. Probably a nickname for her. Actually, speaking of flans makes me hungry, even though I had breakfast not too long ago...

...But what could 'Flan' be short for? I'll find out soon, I guess.

Mike still seems absolutely terrified, because she's still standing behind me. I also notice the fact Medicine looks really, really annoyed.

...Actually, before she does anything rash... "Hey, Medicine, if you're thinking about doing something, don't."

She actually pauses, briefly glaring at me, before calming down. "...Fine."

"...Well-spotted." Alice comments on my very brief show of perception. As one does.

I mean, I mostly thought to see if Medicine was doing anything because Kolar. Also Mike being terrified.

"...Um..." Kolar also just spotted the maneki-neko too, biting his lip. "Sorry about earlier...?"

"D-Don't talk to me...!" Mike hides behind me further. What the hell happened earlier.

...I give Kolar a very expectant look, and he's about to speak, when Izayoi steps in.

"I don't believe that's necessary to mention right now, Kolar." She shakes her head, floating in front of Kolar.

"...She seems traumatised half to death. What happened earlier." I want an answer. I'm pretty sure Alice does too, because she has her brow raised.

"Hmm... If you truly want an answer, then how about a Spell Card duel?" She directs at me.

...

"You do realise he doesn't use danmaku, the same as me, right...?" Kolar just gives her a blank stare. 

"...I was more so directing that at Margatroid than anybody else." Izayoi corrects herself.

"A Spell Card duel, hm?" Alice seems unusually fired up. "So be it. I am curious about what you did to terrify Mike so much, Izayoi."

"Very well. Five cards." Izayoi floats up into the air, with Alice following behind. And before long, I start hearing danmaku being exchanged, alongside the whistling of sharp objects cutting through the air.

...I briefly look up and see knives. A whole mess of knives. Of different colours, that is. They're all being thrown around in meticulate and careful patterns, though it does seem a bit abnormal every now and then... Sometimes she's throwing out five at once instead of, say, three. I don't know how she's doing that, Izayoi that is, but she seems particularly adept at it.

Also, Kolar. I lightly pat Mike on the head, then coast her into following me over to Kolar and 'Flan', whatever her name truly is.

...I get a glimpse of Medicine approaching with me, too, but she's keeping her distance.

Noticing me approach, Kolar stands up straight, adjusting the parasol slightly. "So, um..."

I have one question on my mind. I glance over at the short girl and give a soft smile. "I see you've been busy, huh, Kolar? Who's your friend here?"

"This is um... Flandre. Flandre Scarlet. You're familiar with her sister, Remilia, right...?" Kolar tilts his head to the side, to which I nod at. "Um-. Yeah, she's... her younger sister, and the little mistress of the manor."

"We're friends!" Flandre adds helpfully, pumping her fists into the air alongside that clock needle thing which I still do not know what it is. Dubious clock needles. Then she lowers her fists, looking a bit unsure. "...Best friends? I dunno, I'm still thinking about that..."

"W-Well, we're friends, and... that's all that matters, really." Kolar smiles somewhat more confidently than he usually does. Then he looks at Mike. "Um... Mike, was it...?"

"I-I said don't-." Mike's about to say, when Kolar extends his free hand to her. "Huh...?"

"I didn't have any control over that. That was all Sakuya." Kolar reassures her. Also, Sakuya, huh...? "I, um... You've met Sakuya, obviously, she's the other girl that's with me and Flandre. She's... the head maid at the manor, but I swear she cheats sometimes."

O~h, that explains the maid outfit, then. And it gives me a name to work with, which is nice.

"So, u-um... Who're you out here with...?" Kolar gives a brief glance in Medicine's direction, then above at the ongoing battle of bullets and knives.

"Well, I was here with Alice, the girl in the blue and white dress you saw not too long ago, at first to investigate the incident." I gesture above. "But then we ran into Medicine, who's the doll over there." I gesture to Medicine next, who's sat nearby with a pouting face. "...She's moody a lot of the time."

"...She looks cute!" Flandre observes. Well.

"I wouldn't recommend touching her, though." I raise a finger. "She's covered in poison. So if you plan to touch her... Make sure you cover your skin when you do it."

"And the last thing we need is you getting poisoned, Flan..." Kolar cautiously places his hand on Flandre's shoulder, frowning. "I mean, Remilia'd probably get mad at me if I did let you get poisoned, and that's if Sakuya doesn't do anything."

"Mgh... Fine..." Huffing, she folds her arms and pouts. 

...She gives me pretty childish vibes, which sort of reminds me of myself a while ago.

My eyes drift to Kolar's katana. "So... Katana, huh? Gotta say, it suits you, man."

"Oh, you noticed...? Well, yeah, I guess I did mention it that one time..." Kolar looks to the side, before drawing it. I notice that the scabbard is tied around his waist, sort of like my bag. The moment he holds it properly in one hand, four barely luminescent blue blades form in the air around him. The blade itself, however, is a scarlet red. "I-... I completely forgot it could do that, now..."

"O~h! That's the thing Patchy put on!" Flandre points at the blue blades in the air around Kolar. "...What do they do, again...?"

"I'm... pretty sure they let me keep attacking, even as I'm swinging. They're basically a safety policy in case if I miss, because it'll prevent people from punishing a missed slice." Kolar swings it slightly for emphasis, and not too long after he does that, the blue blades swing alongside him almost hypnotically. "...They're pretty easy to predict, though..."

"Right, yeah, that's it!" The vampire snaps her fingers a few times, before grabbing that clock needle with both hands, before blinking and looking pretty fluffy. "...What'd she call it again?"

"Hina, I think." Kolar stares at the blue blades, before flicking the katana to the side and sheathing it effortlessly.

I'm curious about one thing. "What's the actual blade itself called, though?" I express curiosity in that. "Not every day a blade's painted red." Unless if your sword's called the Murasama. Then it can be red.

"...I call it Zandatsu. You probably know why." Kolar grins at me, before glancing at the handle again. "But apparently it was used by a Japanese vampire hunter a really long time ago. Remilia only found it recently and decided to give it to me for fun. I mean... it's useful." 

...Japanese vampire hunter, huh? "I'm imagining that katana's strengthened with holy water, or something, if it was used to hunt vampires down." Also, Zandatsu's a funny name to use for that. And I know exactly why he named it that.

"...I think it was. Kinda. Sorta...?" Flandre stares at it, too. Mike also briefly peeks out from beside me to get a look at it. Medicine, however, does not seem to care. Which is probably for the better. She's more preoccupied with the duel going on above, as well as Su-san. "I dunno, I think Remi told me about it once..."

Remi, huh? 

"...Actually, you and your sister sorta remind me of me and Remi!" Flandre abruptly turns to me, grinning surprisingly chaotically. "Well-. You're sorta me, and your sister's Remi, I think..."

But then she glances at Aegis. "...But you use a shield..."

"Correction, divine shield." I hold it up. "...It's also called Aegis, and uh..." Wait, this is perfect. "Hey, Kolar, check this out."

"Check what-...?" He looks over at Aegis as I transform it into Aegis-Strand. His jaw just drops. "Wh-. What did you just-."

"It can change modes!" I grab the rope dart end of it, then twirl it around. "And this can send me flying in a direction, if the dart makes an impact with something. I... wouldn't recommend touching the dart itself, though, since it's toxic, and can apparently disintegrate trees with minimal effort." I briefly look over at Medicine, and sigh. "...Don't ask how I found that out, either."

"I... I guess we've both been busy, huh...?" Kolar stares at Aegis as I revert it back to its original state of Aegis-Pure. 

"We both have. I met the Goddess of Hell, so that was fun." I also casually bring up for absolutely no reason.

...Kolar just gives me a dumbfounded stare. "Well, um, whilst you've been doing that, I've... been getting used to the Scarlet Devil Mansion. It's like a maze in there... and sometimes I swear it turns itself into a maze of purpose. Also, you should see some of the fairy maids they have in there, they're... W-Well, I think bizarre's the best way to describe them, especially three certain fairies..."

"Yea~h! The Three Musketeers!" Flandre pumps her fists into the air again. Three Musketeers, huh...? "Crim, Sola, and Beeze! They're super well-known around Remi's manor because of how much work they get done, especially for fairy maids! Sakuya even commends 'em herself sometimes!"

...Fairy maids. That is somehow not the weirdest thing I have heard today.

"Y-Yes, thanks, Flan, I'm talking about those three..." Kolar gives her an appreciative smile. I can tell he seems a lot more confident around her. Which is weird, because he should be aware she's a vampire, but they seem to be pretty good friends. "Sola's considered the leader of the three, and she's an electric fairy. Even though she's the leader of the trio, she's... incredibly timid and shy. She doesn't speak a whole lot." Bringing his free hand to his chin, he continues explaining these 'Three Musketeers'. "Next you have Beeze, she's... the kinder of the three. But she's also really, really airheaded. Like really aireheaded. So airheaded she forgets what she's doing sometimes."

"She's also a wind fairy!" Flandre adds on, both hands still clutching that clock needle tightly. "So that's kinda funny, I think!"

"Yeah, she is..." Kolar chuckles quietly to himself, before moving on to the last. "And... then there's Crim. She's... really harsh, and are probably why their little trio group's so well-known. She's pretty old, for a fairy, being at around five-hundred years old. Actually, isn't she around your age, Flan...?"

"Oo~h, yeah, she is, that's why I remember her so much!" Flandre nods several times, her head jolting up and down with a surprising amount of speed and vigor behind it. "...Remi even said she's known Crim for a while, too, so she's kinda been there since day one, I guess?"

...Crim's around the same age as Flandre? Also, that means Flandre's over five-hundred years old too. Huh. Vampires. That also probably means Flandre, along with Remilia, were born in the early 16th century, which is a thought and a half. Meaning that's a long time ago.

"...But I dunno if she was the head maid before Sakuya was... It might've been someone else." Flandre furrows her brows fluffily. Why does she look so fluffy when she does that...? When she's confused, I mean, she just seems particularly huggable when she is. "It could've been Arashi, I dunno..."

"...You mean that woman who lives in the crimson house not too far away from the manor...?" Kolar raises a brow slowly.

"Yeah, her! Why? Do you know her...?" Flandre's confused even more now. I mean, she nodded, but she's still confused.

"Well, I've... ran into her, once or twice, when I was talking to Meiling..." Kolar stares ahead, twirling the parasol idly. "She's pretty friendly, even though she collects the blood of humans..."

What? "Collects the blood of humans...?"

"O~h, yeah, that's right!" Flandre nods, grinning. "Arashi's a tree who sucked up way too much human blood from war and stuff, and became a youkai because of it! She gifts Remi with a bunch of the excess blood she produces in order to keep good ties with the manor!"

...Okay, blood tree, then.

"...I'm pretty sure she called herself a 'jubboko'." Kolar gives us a more specific name than just 'blood tree'. "A-And besides, she only drains blood from dead people, not people who're alive... I mean, she seems to get along with Meiling, and she treated me nicely too, but..."

"That's what she was? Darn, I was thinking that she was a vampire of some kind..." Flandre pouts, stomping the ground slightly. It... actually cracks and vibrates, which is concerning. H-... How strong is she to do that...? "...Oops."

"Well, the more you learn, I guess." If we're talking of random youkai we've met, then Kolar's gonna get a kicker out of this. "...Hey, Kolar, you're familiar with Tamamo no Mae, right?"

"The... nine-tailed fox spirit? One of the Three Great Evils...? Yeah, I'm familiar with her... Why bring her up?" He tilts his head.

"I met a nine-tailed fox yesterday." I grin, pocketing my hands the best I can. "She goes by Akane Shirogane, which isn't actually her name because she just made it up to blend in with me for some reason, and she actively claims she's Tamamo no Mae. But uh... she's really weird."

"...Weird?" Kolar tilts his head further to the right. 

"Like... She said I'm important to her plans, so she seems like she wants to help, but she's really confusing about it. She's told me a whole bunch of things that I'm doubting are real or not, and I've only known her for a few minutes at least, if not slightly longer." I elaborate so he understands exactly what I mean. Akane is really confusing, since she seems like a pretty well-spoken and old youkai. She even had Yuuka doubting herself, for crying out loud...!

"...Huh..." Kolar tilts his head. "Oh-. Did you bump into Trish yet, at all...?"

"...Sort of recently. She got stabbed by some youkai but shrugged it off. I mean, she's been hit with worse before." I shrug. "So... about sometime during our second day here. Why?"

"I-. She was stabbed?" Kolar seems mildly concerned, but shakes his head. "T-That's not important if she's fine, though... Um... I actually bumped into her yesterday, before this Ability Card stuff started properly going around. She's got a friend who's a moon rabbit, now."

Oh, really? "Reisen?"

"Who?" Kolar blinks. Oh, so it isn't Reisen...? Actually, he hasn't been to Eientei yet? "No, she came by the manor the other day with this immortal girl called Mokou and a moon rabbit called Curo. We briefly chatted, but from what I could tell, Trish made a pretty big impression on that Curo guy..." 

"Oh, oh, I remember that! I was there! Meiling was too!" Flandre perks up at the mention of this event. "I actually like that immortal, she's super cool with all her fire and stuff, and she doesn't have to fear water like me and Remi do!"

...Huh. Water-. Wait, just water in general? I always thought it was holy water... Maybe holy water's more effective than regular water against vampires, then, but you can use normal water if you need to.

Still, this Curo guy sounds interesting. "Do you know anything else about him, or...?"

"Not really, he just introduced himself to me, Flan, and Meiling, and that's it." Kolar shakes his head. Ah, gotcha...

"Right, right..." I nod along with his head shake, before realising something. "...Who's Meiling, exactly?"

"She's the gatekeeper of the manor, but she's also the gardener. How she does both jobs I don't know, but she gets them done regardless. She's... really laidback and easygoing." Kolar folds his arms. "Still, she's a youkai, and a pretty good martial artist, so uh... if you ever meet her, just... tell her you're a friend of mine and that you're coming to visit. She'll understand. Hopefully." 

"...Didn't Meiling say there was someone screaming really loudly near the gate before we came here...?" Flandre looks at Kolar, just remembering something.

"I checked with Patchouli, she said it was a banshee. Why there's a banshee outside the manor, though, is lost on both of us. Probably a ghost that got ticked off by something, or, um... yeah." Kolar scratches his chin in thought. A banshee. Aren't those the really loud ones? Like, burst your eardrums kind of loud? With their very loud wailing? 

"We should deal with that on the way back! Aw, Remi'd be proud of us if we did!" Flandre leaps up on the spot slightly, grabbing Kolar by the shoulders as she does so, shaking him 'lightly'. I say lightly, since whilst it looks like, Kolar's getting jerked back and forth like he's in a washing machine.

"A-Alright, Flan, alright, we'll see what's up with it w-when we head back, b-but could you please stop shaking me...?!" Kolar's panic is very apparent at this moment. "I-I'm just worried you might break my neck or something-."

"...You can break a neck? I always thought it went snap? Like, 'krhrk', right...?" Flandre's somehow been confused by the prospect of breaking someone's neck. But at least she's not shaking Kolar like a maniac now, right? Heh.

"W-Well, snapping a neck means you're probably going to kill someone, and breaking a neck means you're very badly hurting someone, but it's not fatal if done right..." Kolar looks aside. Why does he know that...? "I-It's a key difference I like to keep in mind, sometimes..."

"...Okay, neck-breaking facts aside, uh... Anything else happen on your end that's particularly weird?" I ask Kolar, folding my arms loosely. "Because I still have a couple of weird things I'd like to mention."

"Well, um, outside of Arashi, that banshee, and the Three Musketeers, not really..." Kolar gives it a bit more thought. "Is there...? No, no there isn't. What else is weird for you, though...?"

"For one, this." I produce Gensopedia.

"...A diary?" Kolar blinks at it. "I didn't know you kept a diary..."

"...It's not a diary." I flick it open to show him, going through each page. "It's a compilation of information and stuff for me to keep in mind for anything regarding Gensokyo. Sort of like a safety net, if you will." 

"Oh! Patchy might be interested in that sort of thing, she's a really big book fan!" Flandre pipes up. There's yet another mention of Patchouli. Hmm. Maybe I should visit the Scarlet Devil Mansion soon... If not to meet Patchouli, but this Remilia person too. 

Then again, I might want to visit Sodatsu again at some point. She's... interesting, to say the least. Actually, hey, speaking of Sodatsu. "...I also met another magician by the name of Sodatsu Chidjimu, who can alter the size of just about anything, herself, objects, or other people, I'm pretty sure... and there's no limit to it either. Or she hasn't said there's a limit, more like."

"Sodatsu, Sodatsu..." Flandre snaps her fingers a few times, furrowing her brows. "...I think Patchy's mentioned someone like that once. I dunno, though, she rarely brings her up otherwise..."

"Can't say I've met anyone like that..." Kolar tilts his head. "...Then again, I try to not go outside the manor's perimeter too much. Today's an exception, of course, but still."

"Yea~h! You're not Remi's maid, you're my maid!" Flandre blurts out of nowhere, making Kolar wince. "Uh... whoops, sorry, forgot that's a touchy thing..."

"I mean, technically, he'd be a butler, because... you know, male." I pat Kolar on the shoulder. "Typically, maids're female, and butlers're just maids, but they're guys."

"O~h... That's the difference between them?" The vampire stares at me briefly, then down at the ground. "...I guess Kolar's my butler, then? Servant?"

"T-That's... better, I guess...?" Kolar looks relatively uneasy being called a servant, but I guess he's fine with it so long as someone doesn't actively mention it.

"You're the best butler I've ever had!" Wrapping her arms - and clock needle thing - around his waist, Flandre gives him a rather tight-looking hug. I-. Damn. "...And the only one, I guess, but...!"

...I like how embarrassed and in pain he looks right now-. Wait, pain? H-How tightly is Flandre hugging him, exactly...?

"F-Flan, you're... starting to get a bit too tight-...!" Kolar winces, actually struggling to breathe. How strong is she. That has to be the deadliest yet friendliest hug I've ever seen.

"O-Oh, oops, um-." Flandre lets go, looking very awkward. "S-Sorry?! I'm still getting used to this kinda thing, and...!"

"I-It's fine, just... warn me next time." Kolar breathes out, relieved. I can tell that hug was tight as all hell, because of how effortlessly Flandre just... did that. I guess vampire strength's something to be feared after all, huh...?

"Um..." Mike starts to speak up. "You... You mentioned an Akane, right, Rajime...?"

Hm? I turn to her. "Yeah. Why?"

"D-Does... Does she wear a red scarf and grey ribbons like yours...? Constantly carries a book~...?" Mike asks me, still slightly nervous from before, but she's reganing her composure now, at least.

...Also, to answer that question, uh... "Yeah, that... fits the description of the Akane I'm talking about. Why're you asking, Mike?"

"Someone like that... lives near the top of Youkai Mountain, I think. W-Way past Moriya Shrine and where all the tengu live... I only caught a glimpse of her once, but she muttered something like that as she passed by me, when I tried offering someone like that to look at my cards..." Mike looks up at the mountain that's looming way above us nearby. It's... really tall, actually. "All I heard was that it was on the same side of the mountain Moriya Shrine's on, but near the peak."

Near the peak, same side as Moriya Shrine, huh...?

...I do want to confront Akane on whatever she meant in the Garden of the Sun, when we met that one time. She's just so mysterious, so maybe if I seek her out, she'll see some obligation to honour my request, since I travelled up the mountain just to see her...

At the same time, though, I'm looking into this card incident... and I'm also doing this to try and find Aikido, see if she's on top of Youkai Mountain too.

...Maybe that's a thing I could do alongside this. Finding Aikido and Akane, that is, because if Akane lives high up on Youkai Mountain, she'd probably know about Aikido, too. If she's up there, that is. If she isn't, then I'll probably leave it to Hecatia regarding tracking down Aikido.

"...I guess you've got something to do, huh...?" Kolar grins, chuckling to himself. "When we're done collecting cards, I'm imagining we're heading back to the manor... Of course, t-that's if something else doesn't come up..."

"Yeah!" Flandre nods in confirmation, then pauses. "...I think?"

You think. Well, that's nice. Closing Gensopedia, I slot it back in my-... Actually, hey, hang on, this is a perfect opportunity to get another page filled in. "Hey, um... Flandre, wasn't it?"

"Huh?" She looks over at me, tilting her head. "What's up?"

Well, in for a penny, in for a pound, as they say. "I was just going to ask if you wanted to help me fill this in. It's nothing too hard, all you need to do is write your name..." I quickly flip to a blank page, showing her it and holding the pen out. "...just in here, near the top. That's all you need to do." 

"...That's not how that works, though...?" Kolar raises a brow at me, but I shoot him a grin, shaking my head.

"Trust me, this pen does some weird things when it's used." I elaborate vaguely, watching Flandre take the pen and book.

...She gives the pen a brief look over. "I've never used one of these pens before... All I've used is an ink and quill before! Or a pencil!"

Ink and quill, huh? Pencils make sense, they had those back then, but if she hasn't seen a pen like that before, then... Well, she's old.

"They're everywhere nowadays." I tell her, folding my arms as I sit down on the grass. "They're a lot more convenient than quills, because the pen uses the ink stored in it directly to write. That's how I think it works, anyway."

"Maybe I should ask Remi if we could get more stuff from the outside sometimes... Some of the stuff Kolar's told me about sounds super interesting, especially all that video game stuff!" Flandre settles on a conclusion. 

Kolar's told her about video games, huh...? I can see why, she'd probably be interested in them. I mean, what with the whole childish vibes I get from her, and all.

She's not that childish, though, she's actually pretty reasonable. Like the little border between mature and immature? It feels like she sits right on the middle of that little border, for me.

"So, um... What do I do again? Just write my name...?" Flandre gives me a brief, fluffy, and confused glance.

"Just write your name. Pen does the rest, trust me, it's weird the first time around, but you get used to it." I instruct her. I say that 'get used to it' part because of me. I'm the one constantly using the book and writing little tid-bits of info down, so I'm getting used to the feeling of spacing out...

Still, having a book like this is good, where it forces you to write everything on your mind. Because that way, you're releasing a lot of pressure from yourself, and empties your mind for more stuff to come in, because you don't have to cling onto that information you're storing uselessly anymore. 

...I always like having a clear mind.

Still, Flandre gives Kolar a brief look, before going to write... and she's in a trance. As I expected.

For some reason her 'spacing out face', as I'm dubbing it, looks incredibly devious and immature. She's got her eyes lowered, her mouth in a half-grin, and her writing pace is... surprisingly fast, for some reason. 

"W-. Whah...?" Kolar just gives her a worried glance, then looks at me. "W-... What did you do to her...?"

"Don't worry, she's just in a trance, writing everything she knows about herself. It's so I have stuff to keep in mind later about her, should I ever come visit the manor you're at." I tell Kolar, looking over at him too. Mike's also sat down next to me, catching her breath. I also notice Medicine scoot a little closer, but still keeping her distance. She's far away, but not too far away. "It feels weird the first time around, but around the third or so time, you get used to using it." I'm pretty sure it's the third time. Whenever I've been writing lately, I've been noticing the spacing out feeling less and less.

I feel considerably more alert of my surroundings when I write now, at least. I think writing all those entries helped, huh...?

...

I settle for watching the ongoing danmaku duel above. It looks like it's nearing its end now...

"Illusion World "The World"!"

"Malediction "Hanged Hourai Dolls"!" 

...I see far, far too many dolls and knives to keep track of up there. It's also very, very bright to look at, and it's a beautiful mess of various colours. The shimmer of the knives in the air reflecting the sun, and the dolls moving in uniform yet unique lines all around.

It's mesmerising to look at...

"A~nd... done!" I hear Flandre speak up. "Ehn... That was weird...!"

Oh. I look over at her and stand up, taking the book and pen back. "Yeah, sorry, I... really should've explained that in greater detail. The pen makes you space out as you write and makes you write down everything you know for certain." I elaborate a bit more. "So, say I was to write down everything of myself, I'd be spacing out for a good few minutes as I write. Makes you write the truth, like a lie detector to a degree."

"O~h! That's interesting!" Flandre nods a few times, satisfied with that explanation. Okay, cool...

...I decide to briefly flick open her entry to get a read of it...

The handwriting's pretty neat. Like, really neat. It's in cursive, and... it's written decently well. I don't know how the hell cursive Japanese entirely works, but it apparently exists. There are, however, some parts written in pure English, which slightly complicates things.

...Wait, English? I stare at it, then look up at Flandre. "Did... you write in two different languages?"

"Huh? You can read those parts?" Flandre tilts her head.

"W-Well, Rajime's first language is English... As is his sister's..." Kolar points out. "T-They're not from Japan."

"Yeah. You wrote in English and Japanese. I can read both perfectly fine." My eyes go back to reading what she's written. So her name's 'Flandre Scarlet', I gathered that much, and her title is the 'Sister of the Devil'. I guess that fits.

"Ooh, right, I forgot that part... Darn." Flandre huffs.

Next, my eye trails over to what her ability is...

...

'Destroying absolutely anything'. Oh. That's... an ability and a half to have...! 

Other notable things she wrote down is that she's pretty sure she's around five-hundred years old, how much she knows about Arashi - whoever that truly is - as well as other people like her sister Remilia, this Meiling person I've heard about, Patchouli, and Sakuya. 

There is, however, an entire section entirely dedicated to her writing down how good of a butler Kolar is, and how good of a friend he truly is to her. I uh... actually see quite a lot in there, meaning Kolar's made a really, really good impression to her. It's also one of the few parts written in English, meaning only anyone who speaks and writes in English can read it, like me and Trish. Or Flandre herself, I guess.

I actually think she wrote down the English parts to try and hide more private topics, which is... actually pretty smart. I guess she sees what she thinks of Kolar as private, and that nobody needs to really know about it. So she wrote it in English in order to throw them off. Clever girl...

My eyes glaze over a few parts, because she mentioned a few other people. Someone called Koishi, whoever that is, alongside two others that particularly stand out to me. 'Yuuma' and 'Okina'. I have absolutely no idea who those two could be, same as that Koishi person, since I've never met them before. Flandre also mentioned Reimu and Marisa a few times in here, and I'm familiar with them. 

...There's something about that third name, Okina, that feels particularly off, but I can't entirely put a finger on why. Maybe it just feels familiar, when it isn't. I've had that feeling a lot, where I think I recognise someone, but it ends up being someone entirely different.

But from the way she describes those two Yuuma and Okina people, it reads like she's only met them really recently, unlike that Koishi person who she's written like she's known her for a while.

Well that's given me three names and a few questions for later, but-... Hey, hang on, this part...

I read over a part entirely in English. I'm not sure how I can describe it without actually reading it fully...

"So my sister Remi, right? She always kept me in the basement, and stuff, saying it was for my own safety, but... I don't wanna be in there anymore. Meeting Reimu and Marisa that time she spread the Scarlet Mist over Gensokyo sorta changed my view on things. We're not in the outside world anymore, nobody's gonna hurt me, and even if they tried to, I'd just blow 'em away! It also gets pretty lonely down there, but... I wasn't entirely alone? I guess? I mean, Koishi comes by to visit every now and then, and there's also Meiling... And now I have my own butler, Kolar! He's awesome at his job, and he's super nice to me! I've even seen him practicing his katana a few times, and he sometimes takes me through the halls if Remi allows it. Umm... Arashi also comes by, but it's really rare for her to visit, 'cause of all the disputes and stuff she had with Remi. She's still nice to me, though... I don't get it. I guess I did leave the manor recently, with that Okina lady in the chair, to beat up that Yuuma woman 'cause she was up to no good. But I did it 'cause she was apparently indestructible, which she wasn't. That was fun. I like going outside the cellar, 'cause it lets me learn so much about the outside world I never really knew. I've always been in there, so, um... yeah..."

...

That is really depressing to read. Still, it is sweet to know she has friends at least, and ignoring that one part about her leaving to beat up that Yuuma person, and that she isn't lonely because Kolar's constantly with her. 

...Reminds me of myself. I never really was an outside person following an event a few years ago, but even before then, I didn't like going outside. I preferred the warmth of the indoors... But now I prefer the indoors because it's safe, warm, and relaxing. 

While I'm at it, I add a note at the end of the page saying that this was written solely by Flandre herself. It also looks like she's noticed which part I was reading, and was looking away out of embarrassment. I just give her a soft smile, before closing Gensopedia entirely. No need to read anymore of that, because I'm afraid if I read another depressing thing like that, I'll start crying uncontrollably. 

...I should just sit down and read through Gensopedia at some point, go over what I know. Never hurts to check yourself.

Also I look up at the sky-.

...All of the danmaku's gone. Oh. Is it over?

"If you're wondering, yes, it's over." Alice suddenly speaks up from beside me. When did she-. I look over at her and find her scuffled, but relatively alright. "...It was close, however."

"Yes, it was close, although it was my victory in the end." Sakuya also just seemingly appears beside Kolar, nearly making him freeze up on the spot. Wh-. Where did she come from...? It's like she just teleported beside him. Then, she gives me a simple smirk. "Apologies, but I'm not telling you about what happened earlier."

"I can live with that, but I'll find out eventually." I close my eyes momentarily, before glancing to the side.

"Still, that was... enjoyable, to have a challenge like that." Alice exhales with satisfaction. "I always enjoy a particularly good challenge."

"...I suppose it was a change of pace, compared to everything else thus far." Sakuya also comments on the battle. 

"Oh, oh, Sakuya!" Flandre abruptly speaks up. "Rajime has a funny diary thing! Can I have one when we get back?!"

Well, I seem to have inspired her to take up the hobby of writing a diary.

"Why not ask Kolar, little mistress?" Sakuya raises a brow slowly.

"He wouldn't know where to get one, he's still new to Gensokyo!" Flandre pouts, latching onto my blue-haired friend, who just... sighs. 

"Hmm... True enough, I suppose. I'll ask the mistress later if it would be possible." Sakuya considers it, nodding plainly, before focusing on me. "...And what's this about a diary, exactly?"

"...Well, it's not exactly a diary..." I show her Gensopedia. "...It's more of a mixture between a journal and a handbook for me. Basically a compendium of stuff for me to know, or more accurately, stuff about people." On that note, I should update Kolar's entry later, and get Alice's entry eventually. I could also try and get Sakuya to fill her own out so it's easier for me, but... no. I've seen the amount of knives she has on hand, and judging from how terrified Mike is of her, I don't think I want to just up and ask her.

"...I see. Lady Patchouli would certainly be interested in such a thing. Do you have a spare on hand?" Sakuya asks me, raising her brow again. I just shake my head.

"This is the only copy of it. I'm planning on making copies eventually, if it's possible, so people can have them for general ease of access." I place it back in my bag, before securing the rope around it. "We should probably get going soon, we've got a fair bit to look into."

"Indeed." Alice looks over at Medicine. "...Medicine's also most likely getting impatient, too. Mmm... One second."

She proceeds to float over to Medicine, talking with her. I can't entirely hear what they're talking about, but it's regarding leaving I think.

Well. I turn to Kolar, snapping my fingers at him. "Well, catch you later, Kolar. I've got stuff to do, and there's not a lot of the time in the day."

"R-Right... See you later." He nods, idly twirling the parasol he's holding around. He's holding it correctly, at least, so it covers both him and Flandre. My eyes briefly gloss over his metal legs again, before I move away.

Mike also very gladly heads away from them with me, breathing a sigh of relief once we're near Alice and Medicine.

"...Are we done?" Medicine pouts, clearly bored out of her mind. "I don't like that maid, and I wanna go."

"I suppose we're leaving now." Alice gives Mike a brief glance, who's not practically clinging to me anymore. "I also suppose you'd appreciate it if we did leave."

"Y-Yeah, she's... terrifying..." Mike breathes out, giving Sakuya a last glance, before starting to walk away into the trees ahead. "C-C'mon, Youkai Mountain's this way..."

Well, here we go. I harness Strand and zip after her, with Medicine and Alice trailing behind...

 


 

Nothing really happened between here and getting up to Youkai Mountain. We've not really had any resistance outside of the odd fairy.

"...It's never normally this quiet." Alice comments on the low amount of people.

"How so?" I tilt my head, zipping along from tree to tree like some sort of flying squirrel. It's really awkward to tilt my head because of the momentum, but I manage it.

"Normally there are white wolf tengu all over the mountain, and even then, the crow tengu would be around, as are the yamanba, kappa, and yamawaro." Alice brings a hand to her chin, as Shanghai and Hourai float in the air beside her. "...Although, I suppose it's a good thing for us, since it allows us to scale the mountain relatively easier."

Hmm. True.

"...I like it being this quiet, I wish it was this quiet all the time!" Medicine speaks with annoyance. "Whenever I try to get some of the poisonous flowers that grow around the mountain, the tengu force me off!"

"Mmm, especially if I want to find materials for my next batch of dolls, they can be quite bothersome." Alice also comments on how annoying the tengu can be. "They're persistent, if not annoying. Especially Shameimaru."

"I hate her especially!" Medicine grumpily folds her arms. "All she does is tell lies and make stuff up!"

"...Most of the time, she does that, though I suppose there's a few occasions the Bunbunmaru has been correct..." The puppeteer shakes her head. "Still, I don't like Shameimaru either. I'm fairly sure there's only a few people who are willing to put up with her."

Shameimaru, the same one Sodatsu mentioned, huh...?

"...I dunno much about that..." Mike speaks up next, being right at the front of us all. "I read it sometimes, it's funny to watch what she makes up for content."

"If you see it as a game, it could be that." Alice considers, smiling.

I suddenly notice the trees stop, and I drop to my feet on the ground. The area dead ahead is like... an alpine meadow. We're also really high up now, I just noticed.

"Oh, this is the False Heaven Shelf!" Mike speaks up, looking dead ahead at the meadow. "It's near the Secret Heaven Cliff, if you uh... know where that is."

...I have never been on this mountain before. I see snow up here, and there's ice on the ground. I have to carefully walk if I'm not going to slip. Or I just-.

Whoosh! Shink!

Wait what did I just hit-.

Whoosh! Thud.

Oh. I cracked a lot of the ice with Strand, and now I'm sent flying forward with an alarming amount of velocity what-.

"Rajime! Stop-." I hear Alice shout after me, but she gets inaudible pretty quickly. I can see them flying after me though.

...Now, question, how do I stop myself on ice-. Wait. 

...I raise Strand and throw it into the ice, stopping all momentum going forward, then stop on the spot after a bit of spinning around the point I hit.

"...Okay, that was fun. Fast, but fun." I shake my head, regaining my sense of direction, before dismissing Strand. "Might be a bit sick, though, because that was really fast..."

"...You were going quite fast, actually." I hear someone contact the ground behind me, and it's... not a voice I'm familiar with. Sounds like a slightly gruff yet calm voice. I also smell tobacco smoke. A-. A fair amount of tobacco smoke, actually. "You would've fallen in to the Rainbow Dragon Cave, if you didn't stop."

...I turn on the spot to see a woman wearing relatively fancy clothing. They just look really rich. Still, purple ponytail tied with a yellow bow, red eyes, and... that's all I can gather from her face. I do see a smoking pipe shaped like a dragon part from her mouth the moment I look at her, though.

I get a brief look at her clothes. She seems to be wearing a dark red top with a lighter red jacket on top of it, lined with golden finishes and patterns. They look like wispy smoke, honestly. She's got a multi-layered skirt on with a white to purple gradient, the same golden patterns lining it as well. I also briefly note sandals, but aside from that, and the golden fan she's holding, not much else sticks out to me. 

"...Normally, I'd tell one of your kind to get out of here before you spoil my tobacco, but it's been spoiled enough with all the others that've been by." She gives me an examining look, before shaking her head. "...But I guess you're not any ordinary human either, if you managed to get all the way up here."

She speaks pretty informally and brashly. But... she's wearing such rich robes, and I swear they're made of silk or something. She gives me the impression of a higher-class person. 

Briefly bringing the pipe to her mouth, she smokes it again, exhaling out some smoke not a second later. It immediately stings my nostrils. "...So what brings you up here, exactly?"

"Ability Cards, miss... I'm looking into them with a few other people I'm with." I tell her, trying not to inhale too much of the smoke. I know that's bad for me, because... well, tobacco smoke, lungs, they don't mix well.

"Well, I don't have the damn faintest clue about them. They're not somethin' I need to do my business, either." She snorts, shaking her head. "I'm more into the gamblin' side of things, if you get what I mean by that."

Gambling...? Hmm... "Are you the owner of a gambling den, or something like that...?"

"Ahah... Sharp. That's entirely right." She holds her pipe to the side, giving me a smirk. "I'm surprised you actually got to that conclusion. Guess you aren't some rioter who came up to ruin things on the mountain."

"...Who're you, exactly...?" I might as well ask. No harm, no foul.

"...Name's Sannyo. But other folk call me Komakusa-dayuu." She surprisingly introduces herself. "Now then, who're you exactly?"

"Rajime Naga." I introduce myself plainly. "I'm just an outsider trying to get used to Gensokyo, but I can do more than most others can." Not entirely wrong either.

"...Heheh." She seems amused by my comment. "Well, the speed you were going on that ice was certainly proof of that, and the fact you weren't sick afterwards goes to show." Looking behind herself, and turning away from me, she stares dead ahead. I peek around her and see a big gaping hole. Was I going to fall into that if I didn't stop?!

...Also, I must've gotten pretty far from Alice and the others, because I don't see them behind me anywhere, yet. 

"Alright then, Naga. What exactly brings you, an outsider, up this mountaintop on a day like this?" Sannyo watches me carefully step over the ice to get a better look at that big hole in the ground. It looks like a cave...

"I'm looking into these Ability Cards, whatever they really are..." I wobble slightly on the ice, but find my footing and stand still beside Sannyo. Surprisingly, she's taller than I am. Really gives me the impression of nobility or a very high class individual... Also she reeks of tobacco smoke, but then again, she's always got that pipe in her hand. "You wouldn't happen to have any, would you, Komakusa-dayuu...?" I might as well refer to her by what everyone else calls her.

She gives me a neutral stare as she speaks her next words. "...Perhaps I do, perhaps I don't. It depends. Are you willin' to gamble something for them?"

Gamble...? "So there's no opportunity for trade or purchase?"

"Pffft-. Ahahaha! Don't make me laugh! You're far too early to be thinkin' about buying from me, kid! If you really want to buy cards, go buy 'em from a merchant in the foothills!" She laughs at my question, shaking her head. "Still, you ain't giving me the impression unlike those other humans and that mountain cop of a shrine maiden who came by earlier, so you can stick around."

...Oh, cool. Also-. "...Mountain cop of a shrine maiden...?"

"The Moriya Shrine's miko. Y'know, Sanae Kochiya." Sannyo looks at me as if I'm stupid. Ah... I'm familiar with Sanae, sorta. I know who she is roughly, but...

"Can't say I've ever met her." I bring a hand to my chin.

"Well she's annoying." Sannyo deadpans. "Her and her damned gods're annoying, that is, they're always interfering with my business, one way or another, with whatever conspiracy they have cooked up. Ever heard of a Moriya Shrine conspiracy?"

...A what now? 

She takes my blank stare as a resounding no. "Probably for the best y'don't. It's all sorts of weird shit in those."

...Swearing. Mmm. I still don't know what to think of her, and the swear doesn't help...

"Not a fan of swearing, huh?" She notices my disdain for it. "Them's the breaks, kid, people swear. I mean, I don't swear often, don't get me wrong, but I'm serious when I say there's real weird shit going on in anything regarding a Moriya Shrine conspiracy. There's a whole bunch of the damned things, too, some people say they made a nuclear bird for the hell of it, or that the one Buddhist place in all of Gensokyo is just an elaborate scheme for a Moriya Shrine takeover."

Okay, those sound ludicrous. "...I don't believe any of that for a second."

"Oh, trust me, a lot weirder's happened in Gensokyo." Sannyo takes a puff of her pipe again, before holding it out to me. "Have a smoke. Helps calm you down."

"I... I don't smoke, sorry." I shake my head, but she doesn't retract the pipe.

"...I wasn't asking you. I'm telling you to have a smoke." She insists, and... my hand moves on its own to take it...? What...? "See? Your body's taking my advice. Don't worry, it won't kill you, if you're not smoking it all the time. This is just a one-off, kid."

...It feels weird to be smoking, but... I bring the pipe to my lips and inhale-.

Ack-. Hah-! "Kauf-. Ugh, this is why I d-don't smoke...!" I really don't like the taste of tobacco smoke...! But... I do feel a lot calmer. "W-Whoa, that's... strong... Kaugh-. Cah-... Ah..."

"There you go." She takes her pipe back from my hands effortlessly, before taking a smoke of it yet again. "How old are you, exactly?"

"Eighteen." I respond without hesitation. Whoa, I don't know what that tobacco did, but... I feel way better. A lot more mellow.

"Heheh, I see, I see, so you're able to gamble, then..." Sannyo smirks, before asking another question. "...Where do you live, at this time?"

"In Senkai, with a divine spirit." Not sure why I'm answering so quickly, but... I feel great.

"...Would you like to gamble for some Ability Cards? Don't worry, I'll play fair, even though I'm the dealer." Sannyo asks me, producing a coin as she sticks her fan inside of her jacket. "We'll just do something as simple as a coin toss, if that's alright with you."

"Alright..." I relax my shoulders slightly, looking straight at her.

"Familiarise yourself with the sides for a moment." She shows me one side, and the coin's a green emerald colour. On one side, there's a snake head on it. "That's heads. And this is tails." She shows me the other side, it turning out to be a flower of some kind.

"So snake and flower..." I summarise bluntly.

"You can call it that too, I guess." Sannyo shrugs, before getting ready to toss it into the air. "Heads or tails?"

...I give it a brief thought, before settling on an answer. "Tails."

When in doubt trust flowers, right...?

"Very well. Let's see if your luck's decisive enough to pull a victory, eh?" She tosses the coin into the air, and it comes back down...

...It feels like a few minutes passed as it was in the air, but it was only a few seconds. It falls back down into the palm of her hand. She covers it, then stares at it. "...Hmph." She reveals it to be the flower side! Yeah! "Beginner's luck... Now, take any one card you see here."

Reaching into her shirt, she produces three cards that reek of tobacco smoke. Why was she keeping them there...? Actually, let's just not question it. Cards are cards.

I take a look at them. One's off a bass drum with a shockwave coming off the top of it, the second's of some kind of fabric on a black background with red arrows, and... the last one's got a singular girl dressed in pink, in a funny hat, standing with a plant in her hand, on her own.

That third one actually seems somewhat similar to that card of my ability, as in, it feels like there should be something else in the drawing itself, but it's just that girl.

Hmm... "Can I look at their descriptions...?" I ask Sannyo.

"No." She shakes her head. "Adds more of a thrill that way, wouldn't you think?"

...Guess so. I take that one of the girl in pink, then flip it over to see the description.

"The Mental Backup Dancer

A certain servant of a hidden god, on her own, without her dancing partner. Seems a bit lonely, doesn't she? Maybe if you reunited her with her partner in green, then you can get something really good out of this card. Other than that, this card provides a passive mental focus which allows you to see things coming easier. Or is it that the danmaku around you seems slower? Hmm, maybe that focus is a good thing after all."

So it is like my card, then... I see. I'll see if it's possible for me to find that 'partner in green' the card mentioned, if it's another Ability Card.

"Let's up the ante. It's clear you have Ability Cards of your own, don't you?" Sannyo asks me with a grin, placing the other two cards under her robes. "Double or nothing. You lose, you give me two of your cards. I win, you get two of mine. Deal?"

I'm feeling lucky... "Deal."

"Alright. Heads or tails?" She repeats her initial question.

...Imagine if I win this... If I don't, well, a loss is a loss. "...Heads."

Nodding, she flips the coin in the air, before it lands in her hand. She does the same as before, covering it, and then looking at it. She just freezes. "How did you-?" She's about to say something, but she hesitates and shakes her head. "Hmh... Your luck truly is stupendous, kid. You'd probably make for a good bookie at my den, I bet."

...I would, huh? "What makes you say that...?"

"Not important, just a gut feeling." Reaching into her pockets this time, she produces five cards. "Take any two of the five. You're good at this, kid."

Well, that's nice of her to say.

"...Not one for small talk, are you?" She raises a brow, chuckling. Ah, yeah, I should talk back, sometimes. "It's fine if you're not, I just like a bit of conversation as I do this kind of thing."

"Well, I just... don't know what to say." I look at the five cards she has. On one card, I notice something that looks like a blue-haired girl sticking her hands directly out in front of her like a zombie. There's also a talisman of some kind on her head, and she seems to be... eating a bullet. Literally eating a bullet.

...Gee, I wonder what that one does. The bass drum one's back, and uh...

I see one that's got a lily-of-the-valley on it dripping a purple liquid, which I assume is something Medicine-related. I notice another that has a lotus flower shining brightly on it, and um... One that seems to have a lavender-haired woman walking through snow, with little snowflakes in the air around her.

Obviously, I take the one of the zombie-looking girl eating a bullet immediately, because that's probably really useful. And whilst I want to take the Medicine one to give to Medicine... I'm interested in what that woman in the snow card is, so I take that too.

...As Sannyo puts the three other cards in her pockets again, I flip over the zombie girl one, and...

"Bullet-Devouring Jiang Shi

A jiang shi's ability to eat bullets and divine attacks. Tired of getting smacked by bullets in random positions? Do you want to spite the gods themselves? Don't worry, this little pal has you covered! When you use this card, you get a cute little jiang shi of yourself beside you, who eats bullets and anything divine! It's actually way more useful than you think, especially if you're fighting, say, a divine spirit. They'll just get removed from existence in seconds with this little buddy active! But uh... if the talisman on its head breaks, it explodes. So don't let that happen."

...Okay, wow, that's... something, for an Ability Card. A jiang shi, huh...? The name sounds familiar, but... I don't entirely know what it is. Oh well, I'll find out later.

Turning over the other one...

"Stepping Through Winter

A yuki-onna's ability to manipulate chill. Or, basically, just make it seem like it's winter. Snow? You can throw it at people! Snowballs? Better... How about a snow laser? Eh? That catch your fancy? I mean, with the manipulation of chill, you can make it your own personal winter wonderland, whilst everyone else freezes half to death because of how cold it got!"

...That's a concept. Also, a snow laser? What's that card talking about...?

"...Before you completely run me dry of cards, let's talk more... personal, if you want." Sannyo glances around, before focusing on me. "Look, kid, it's clear you've got some good luck. I'm gonna be entirely honest with you, there's no way you should have won that second coin toss, at all." 

...Huh? "What do you mean, Komakusa-dayuu...?" That nickname's a long one, but I might as well keep calling her that. 

"...Well, it should be obvious." She snorts, shaking her head. Oh, so she rigged that second one... "But you won it regardless. That took some serious luck, and I like that. As I said earlier, I run a gambling den and if you want, I could get you hired as one of the dealers there. If you earn me enough profit through making people gamble, I can keep you set for money. We both win there, right?"

She's... offering me a job, at her gambling den. And you know... having a job like that wouldn't hurt. It'd be good to earn some money.

"...And whilst I'm concerned about you getting harassed, and potentially attacked by the customers... I can try and set you up to be as near me as possible." Sannyo also considers. "After all, most, if not all, of the patrons at my dens're the youkai that live on this mountain. I'm more worried about the tengu, because the kappa would be fine with you there, I bet. The yamawaro, however, I have no clue. I'm low on bookies, anyway. I have Saikoro, alongside myself and two others, but that's it."

"Saikoro?" I find it weird how she addressed this Saikoro person by name...

"She's my right-hand at the dens, because she always makes people play at her tables due to her deceptive beauty." Sannyo explains for me. "...Her full name's Saikoro Rora, though. She's a jorogumo, a spider-like youkai. She's especially receptive of humans who come to gamble though, but she's not exactly had a human bookie working with her, yet." 

"Ah, I see..." I nod a few times, still considering it.

"But the thing is, she's always earning a profit out of the bets and games people play with her as the bookie. She uses special dice for any games that use dice, and she can manipulate dice rolls too, alongside good fortune and cards. Of course, she doesn't abuse that ability to completely rob someone, we have standards at my dens." Producing her fan from her pocket, Sannyo unfurls it, fanning her face slightly. "Of course, you'll fit right in. Also on the team, you have Daifuku no Kifujin, or Koun-sama, who's particularly fond of roulette and spinning games. She's a fortuna, a type of youkai who can most of the time do something regarding someone's fortune. That's why she's nicknamed 'Koun-sama', or 'Lady Luck'."

Lady Luck? Sounds interesting...

"And lastly, you have... well, technically, two people. There's Hoga no Okinaneko, a lion who guards all of the earnings we take, but she's like a house cat. You also have myself, but I'm the one who runs the dens and ensures it's a... ahem, 'gentlemanly recreational spot', as I like to call it." Sannyo tacks on. Okinaneko... Hey, that reminds me, Flandre mentioned an Okina in her entry, but... I don't think this is the same one. Wait-. Doesn't Okinaneko literally just mean 'big cat', when you seperate 'Okina' and 'Neko'? Huh. "But, lastly, you have Yokoshimana Negai. She's a dragon, wouldn't you believe it, but the thing is, she can grant wishes. Sometimes we let unsatisfied patrons have a wish from her, if we've wronged them in anyway, but there's always something else that comes with the wish she grants. Some sort of monkey's paw. A lot of the patrons call her Nejire-san."

...A wish dragon who adds monkey's paws to a wish? "That's a curious concept..."

"Mmm. But she grants wishes for the team and tries to limit her twists as much as possible, as to not hurt us in anyway." Sannyo also brings up, raising her left index finger as she takes another lungful of tobacco smoke. "If you're curious about any other details about this job, we could take this to one of my empty dens right now..."

Well this is certainly a proposition... I might take her up on-.

"Rajime! This is where you got off to?" Suddenly, Alice descends from the air, with Medicine and Mike behind her. "...Who's that, exactly...?"

"...Ah. Friends of yours?" Sannyo turns to me, raising a brow. "Why don't you introduce us?"

Might as well. "Hey guys, I just um... got caught up talking with this woman." I gesture to Sannyo. "Her name's Sannyo Komakusa. Sannyo, this is Alice, Medicine, and Mike..."

"Yes, thank you." Sannyo nods in appreciation, looking over the other three before her gaze stops on Mike. "...Ah. Goutokuji, wasn't it? Got bored of selling your cards down by the foothills, did you?"

"Oh, well, um..." Mike pauses, recognising Sannyo. "I... actually ran out..."

"Heh, I see. That's why you shouldn't actively go selling those cards to anyone you meet. I was actually smart with mine and refused to sell them to a lot of people who came by, because they ruined the taste of my tobacco." Sannyo briefly scowls, looking her jacket and top over, as well as her skirt. "Nearly ruined my outfit, they did..."

...Closer I look at her outfit, the more I notice slight cuts and scratches on it, like it's been damaged. And I'm pretty sure that's made of silk, too, so I'm imagining that might cost a bit to repair. I-...

...Wait, isn't that Saikoro lady Sannyo mentioned a spider youkai? Then... Sannyo probably gets the silk she needs to make her outfit for free. I mean, she's already paying Saikoro, isn't she?

At that, Medicine perks up. "Tobacco?"

"This tobacco, to be specific, which is grown with completely natural herbs found here on Youkai Mountain." Sannyo taps her pipe for emphasis, before smoking it. I notice Medicine focusing especially hard and... wait, no-. "Pfhah?!"

There's suddenly a lot of smoke exhaled from Sannyo, and I can't see in the ensuing smoke cloud. Because it was really, really big.

"...Medicine-." I vaguely see Alice turning to Medicine's figure. "W-Was-. Gh-... Was that entirely necessary...?"

"Yes!" I see Medicine nodding. "Blowing up all those fairies wasn't enough for me, I wanted something fun to happen!"

...Being unable to see is not fun. I just see Sannyo produce her fan again and start blowing all of the tobacco smoke away. "...I'm not quite sure what you just did, but that was impressive."

I mean, yeah, that is actually impressive, getting Sannyo to cough up that much tobacco smoke, somehow. It's burning my nostrils though and that's annoying.

"...Let's take this to one of my empty dens, though." Sannyo decides, beginning to walk off after fanning a good chunk of the smoke away. I um... just follow her as Mike coughs from all the smoke whilst following me, wanting to get out of there too. Alice follows after a moment, dragiing Medicine by a few strings.

"Waaa~h! No fair!" Medicine thrashes under the strings. That's somehow really amusing to look at, but I focus on following Sannyo instead...

 


 

Well, we're inside one of her 'empty' dens. I noticed a couple of buildings like this one on the way here, but inside, they're like a traditional Japanese gambling den. Not that I've ever been in one, but Trish has. She's better as a player than a dealer, because she knows how to bluff and lie. I always liked being in control of randomly-generated things, like a gamble, such as slots. Y'know, I actually played a lot of slot machine games, or games that featured slot machines I should say, alongside other stuff.

...Or, more like, I really liked abusing RNG in video games. Random number generation, that is. It's like luck, but predictable.

Right now, we're sat in one of the back rooms of the den, which is a lot more private than anywhere else.

"Alright, wait here." Sannyo tells us, before looking over at Alice. "...You, puppeteer, would you mind steppin' out here for a second?"

"...Of course. Why?" Alice obliges, stepping outside with Sanyo. Their voices get muffled after they do so, leaving me, Mike, and Medicine in this room.

"I'm um... gonna take a breath of fresh air, actually..." Mike coughs slightly into her hand, before stepping out of a door leading outside.

...

So now it's just me and Medicine. I can tell she doesn't want to talk to me, so I just... sit still, and wait. Maybe I can let my thoughts take over-.

"Hey, um... Rajime?" Medicine actually speaks up. I look over at her and see that she's taken a seat next to me. I... somehow failed to notice that. 

"What's up?" I tilt my head at her. "Do you want me to leave, too?"

"N-No!" She blurts, before blinking in realisation she said that, shaking her head. "I-I mean, I just want to say... sorry, I guess." 

Sorry? "For what?"

"For just being... you know, mean, and stuff. I've just hated humans for such a long time that it's... still there, even to the ones who're nice to me." Medicine looks down in shame. "You just wanted to help me and I insulted you and stuff... I-I can't take those words back either, and-"

"Medicine." I try to catch her attention.

"-Alice told me to try and give you a chance when you got split off from us, and-" She continues...

"Medicine." I raise my voice slightly.

"-Mike also said I should try trusting you a lot more, and because you got Su-san back for me, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry-."

"Medicine." I raise my voice slightly more, and she pauses. "...I'm not mad. I was never mad. I understand why you hate humans so much, your previous owner ditched you in a field of lilies-of-the-valley, trust me, I get it. I noticed how distant you were from me all the time, so I figured I might as well try and ease you into opening up by respecting your boundaries. Not a lot of people do that these days." 

"You... You're not mad?" She looks and sounds confused.

"Nope. Not at all." I give her a smile. "I think you could do with some friends, Medicine, and I'm willing to be your friend. Of course, it's all based on what you want. If you don't want to be friends, so be it, I'll leave you be."

"Really...?" She doesn't sound like she believes me at first, but then she actually smiles. "But... no. I wanna be your friend. Su-san does too, I kinda wanna break this shell of hating humans... But um... I've done so much bad stuff to other humans in Gensokyo, I dunno if they'd forgive me for that."

"Well, if they see us being friends, they'll probably see that you've changed, I bet." I tell her, shaking my head. "After all, that's the way things work, isn't it?"

"...I guess, but..." Medicine stares at me plainly for a moment, before abruptly lunging at me and wrapping her arms around my chest. "Thank you...!"

Whoa. "Hey, don't mention it." I'm more concerned about her poisonous body, but from what I can feel, she's only touching parts of me that're covered with clothing... If I get poisoned, though, I'm gonna be kinda annoyed. Not at her, just at how her body works. I can't fault her for having a naturally poisonous body, y'know.

...Suddenly, I hear the door to the room open, and see Sannyo in the doorway. "...You know what, I'm not going to ask. Come out here, kid, I want to go over more specific details about that thing I told you earlier."

Ah, alright... Medicine lets go of me as I stand up, following Sannyo into a more main room. I notice that Alice isn't here, so I decide to ask her. "Where'd Alice go?"

"The puppeteer?" Sannyo gives me a glance. "She went outside to go find that maneki-neko you were with. Now... let's discuss my proposition. Do you need some more time to think, or shall we just jump into it?"

Hmm... "I'd appreciate it if I had a few minutes, I just have a lot to think about." I decide on. Today has been a day, if I say so myself.

"Understandable. Take the seat opposite me when you're prepared." Sannyo casually walks over to one of the low tables, taking a seat as she starts smoking her dragon pipe again. 

Okay, let's... clear my head first, and when I'm ready, I'll sit down with Sannyo.

...

Notes:

Holy HELL this chapter was long. It would've been even longer if I kept some of the content I originally had planned. What was that content, may you ask? Well, it was meeting Takane and Misumaru, but the chapter ended up being so long due to, ahem, certain interactions, that I had to cut it before it became too long. Don't worry, Misumaru fans, she's showing up next chapter for sure. Takane too, maybe, but that's depending if I feel like I can fit an interaction with her in.

Still, this is probably the longest chapter for a good while. Hopefully. Maybe. So, recap? Sodatsu's funny and hates Marisa for some reason, Alice has way too many dolls, Makai is real, Junko nearly killed Yuuka, Akane is being Akane, Mike is absolutely terrified of Sakuya, Medicine is... in a very strange spot in this fic (trust me, this isn't the last you're gonna see of Medicine), Cirno got detonated, uh... Sannyo. W-. What do I say about Sannyo. Flandre is Flandre, and Kolar's apparently her butler now and has a katana (if anyone gets the reference to what Hina (not the spinning misfortune god, Kolar's sword upgrade) is meant to be, good on you, fun fact: Strand is also a very blatant reference to something, and Zandatsu is... well, that's obvious what it's referencing (this chapter is LITTERED with references to other things)).

Also, fun fact, the type of youkai Arashi (who was mentioned) and Saikoro (who was also mentioned) are is an actual type of youkai (seriously, look them up, I did my research... sorta). Also, who the hell is Curo?

Another fun fact is that this is the first chapter where a character has actually sworn (Sannyo), and it was about Moriya Shrine conspiracies, of all things.

I also tried to make it somewhat obvious as to who the Ability Card concepts I came up with are based off of. As in, it shouldn't be too hard to determine who it belongs to.

Oh, and uh... one last thing. I'm probably planning on doing short stories that give some insight into the backstory of some of the OCs that're gonna show up. Keyword some, not all. I can, however, confidently state that Sodatsu'd probably be the first to get one of those short stories. When these'll come out, however, is probably when I'm a lot less busy, and when EoC is probably done. So... a long time away. But hey, in the meanwhile, if anyone wants to do anything with this fic, be it a oneshot or something else, go ahead, I'm not stopping you.

Chapter 6: Under the Lunar Rainbow

Summary:

In which Rajime goes to confront the masterminds behind this Ability Card incident, and then embraces his inner thrill... But is it really that simple?

Notes:

Okay, might as well point something out before this chapter starts. It gets... pretty dark, during the part where Chimata appears. Namely because it goes over past trauma (not spoiling much else outside of that, read it yourself and you'll get what I mean), as well as something really, really dark regarding a certain nine-tailed fox a bit after that.

Aside from that, the OC count for this chapter is (not counting Rajime)... eight? Huh. Then again, there's another OC or two who get mentioned this chapter. And two of those seven OCs are ones that have already appeared in this fic so far, and another one is someone who's been hinted at for a while now, but hasn't shown up. So five new ones, altogether.

Also there’s a question at the end for you guys, so please consider reading it? Please?

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Okay... That should be adequate enough time for thought, I guess. 

Rubbing my head slightly, I step over to the table Sannyo sat at, before sitting opposite her. She looks up, parting the pipe from her lips to smirk. "I'm takin' that as you've prepared, then. Alright. Also, I'd normally chide you for wearing shoes whilst you're sitting down, but I can let it slide this time. Just know that for the future."

...Ah, right. "That's... my bad."

"As I said, I'll let it slide." Sannyo stares directly at me. "So, let's get straight to business. How familiar are you with cards? And I don't mean those there Ability Cards you got from me before. I mean actual cards."

Actual cards? Well... "I played a lot of card games outside Gensokyo. I could argue that I know how to play blackjack, alongside poker." I bring a hand to my chin. "I used to play it a lot with my siblings, namely because we were all bored and we wanted to feel how it was to play a game like that. We even betted some of our money, sometimes."

"Mmm. Had you won any of those?" Sannyo raises a brow.

"...A lot. My luck was um... really something else." I look to the side. I nearly won the lottery, once, because dad decided to let me choose a lottery ticket just for fun. He always treated me nice in the weirdest ways...

"Ahah, that's exactly what I'm looking for." Tapping her pipe at me, she holds her smirk from before. "The only other dealer I have who specialises in cards is Saikoro, but even then, she prefers playing dice games like cee-lo. I specifically made her familiar with that game due to a certain incident regarding a few people cheating with it... So, she plays that, alongside any other dice games, like balut, which is poker, but with dice, as well as craps. Even though it requires more than one, she can handle all of the roles affiliated with it."

...Huh. Gambling games always have funny names, don't they...? Also, this Saikoro woman must be one hell of a multitasker, if she's able to do that. 

"...Although, I may consider settin' you up directly behind Saikoro, or Kifujin. Your luck would play off well with both of them, and Saikoro'd be willin' to assist if you want to specialise in cards. Kifujin'd probably just be interested in your luck. I'm not setting you up with Yokoshimana due to her... bein' a bit bizarre, at times, when a human comes up here. And obviously, Okinaneko's our house cat, who also doubles as a guard for all of our takings... and I suppose she handles the money side of things, too." Sannyo explains a bit more about the team to me. "Or, of course, I could set you up near myself, since that's where it'd be the calmest, and I don't have any tables near me. That's always where it's calmest, if you're willin' to put up with tobacco smoke invadin' your nose every few minutes."

...Well. "...I'm... not particularly a big fan of having tobacco smoke burning my nostrils, but... if that's where it's calmest, I could probably learn to put up with it...?"

"Heh. You're alright, kid." Sannyo nods. "Movin' on, though, the dens only open on specific days, and fortunately for you, we stay shut on holidays and the like. Or if a major festival's goin' on, if I don't decide to open up a temporary den at the festival."

Hmm... I nod along, but I'm curious about one thing. "Why do you smoke so much, anyway...?"

"Why do I smoke?" Sannyo snorts at my question, before leaning over the table slightly. "...My ability's to control people's minds with my tobacco smoke. You were under the influence of that ability not too long ago, and I could control you right now if I wanted."

...

Oh. That's disturbing.

Content with my nervous look, she chuckles. "Heheh, of course, I wouldn't actively go out of my way to hurt a potential patron, or one of my team, with that ability. I guess you count as the latter. Oh, and as for when you were under the influence? Well, it was during that little gamble of ours, after you took a smoke of my pipe." Tapping it and taking a puff again, she breathes out to the side. "...Of course, I only use it in my dens to prevent the frenzies that'd usually happen at other establishments. This den's strictly professional, and I don't want any tipsy patrons lashin' out at my bookies."

...Then she pauses, looking back at me. "Still, not an impossible chance of it happenin', hence me wantin' to set you up near someone who can protect you if that does happen. Like Saikoro or Kifujin, or myself. And whilst the former did used to eat humans and all that, she's different, because the amount of fear the humans in the village give off down there's more than enough to sustain her, and I'm lookin' into other alternatives to human meat. She's friendly, though, I insist."

Youkai can change like that, huh...? "What about Kifujin?"

"Kifujin? Well, she's got her Wheel of Fortune. Her type of youkai are benevolent ones and feed off of faith. So she's like a god, but not really. She's just extremely lucky, so much so, that people confuse her for a god of luck, or somethin' silly like that. So if I place you with her, she's bound to treat you well. Besides, her kind help humans who suffer from heavy misfortune. Of course, she does the roulettes of the dens, since her Wheel of Fortune is somethin' else nobody has, and even then, only she can use it." Sannyo smirks, fanning herself with her fan slightly. "She even sells supposed luck boosts, which as far as I'm aware, haven't actively boosted anybody's luck inside the dens. I bet it's because Saikoro prefers fair games and wants equal fortune between every patron. So basically Kifujin just scams 'em, but she doesn't even know she's scammin' 'em. Pretty sure those boosts to luck become active outside the den, though, so it probably is Saikoro's doin'."

...Luck boosts, Wheel of Fortune... Benevolent youkai. She feeds off of faith. Wow, um... "Kifujin sounds like a pretty friendly person, doesn't she...?"

"Guess she is. She's friends with a bunch of the kappa around here, as well as a few of the gods. Except the Moriya, she despises them as much as I do for meddlin' in my affairs." Sannyo chuckles to herself. "...Heheh. Still, she'll treat you nicely, maybe even buy snacks and drinks for you at some point, that's just who she is."

I see... "And what's with Yokoshimana, exactly...? What do you mean she acts weird around humans?"

"Ah, that oni in the room?" Sannyo snorts, before closing her fan and taking another inhale of her pipe. "...She acts almost possessive of 'em, and gets real creepy. She really wants 'em to wish somethin' from her, even though I've told her no. Maybe she just needs a friend, or somethin'. After all, she's how I got my pipe, the dragon on it is of her."

...Oh. Huh. That's an interesting fun fact. 

"At the same time, though, she forces herself to act like a big sister of some kind to them. It's not because she wants to hurt 'em, after all, her kind lended their strength and life to make sure Gensokyo remained. Pretty sure she's a descendant of one, too, and one of the last ones at that. She has a brother and a niece, though... I think her brother was named Ryuu Gatuko or somethin'. Even then, they sure as hell don't look the same, and it's been a real long time since Ryuu came by the dens to visit Yoko, anyway."

"Yoko?" I tilt my head.

"It's what me and the other bookies call her, because who's gonna bother pronouncin' her long as hell name?" Sannyo stares at me, before shaking her head. "You should probably get used to calling her Yoko, too. And before you ask about Okinaneko, she'll be real friendly with you right off the bat. After all, she's the house cat, and she sure as hell acts like it. She might even come sit with you whilst you're on the job dealing. I'm sure she'll warm up to you in no time, even if she is a lion."

A lion, huh? Wait... Didn't Sannyo mention her patrons're the residents of the mountain? If Akane lives up here, then... "Have you ever had a patron who's a nine-tailed fox...?"

"...That's a specific question to ask." Sannyo raises a brow at me, pausing whilst going to take another smoke. "...But I suppose, maybe, there is someone like that among our patrons." There is?! "Hmm... Allow me to guess who you're referrin' to. Blonde, red eyes, grey ribbons, red scarf? Wears a fancy-lookin' black and white dress?"

"Yeah, that's her..." I nod once. "Is she a regular...?"

"Ahahaha! Kid, my dens gather all-. Most of the mountains residents - namely tengu, kappa, and their distant yamawaro cousins - but the Moriya sure as hell don't set foot in here. Kifujin makes sure they don't, either, because, well, she hates 'em. And she doesn't just hate them because they meddle with my dens' affairs every now and then with the random things they do, she has her reasons." Sannyo laughs at my question, before shaking her head. "Still, she's a regular, but nobody knows her name. Everyone just calls her Tammy-san, and she's a demon with her bluffs when it comes to card games like blackjack or poker. Not sayin' she's bad at everythin' else, though." 

Ah...! So Akane does go here, then...!

"But why do you ask that, anyway? You know her or somethin'?" Sannyo takes a brief glance at me, then at the window.

"I know her... well, vaguely? I mean, we've met, and she's... pretty bizarre." I fold my arms. "If I were to put into words... I'd put her as overwhelmingly neutral, yet a terrifyingly wicked being."

"Mmm. She does claim to be that one youkai. Y'know, Tamamo no Mae?" Sannyo furrows her brows. "I sure as hell can't tell if she's lying or not. I don't think anybody can, but that's why everybody at the dens calls her Tammy-san. They know her, because she's been coming to them for a real long time, kid. Do you know her actual name, or...?"

"...She told me to call her Akane Shirogane." I tell her, looking aside for a brief moment, before focusing back on Sannyo. "But I'm not sure if that's her actual identity."

"Huh. I'll hold you to that then, kid." Sannyo points her pipe at me, before closing her eyes. "...I'll let you know if anythin' else comes up towards your first day, kiddo. You are still interested in this job, right?"

I mean, if it lets me meet Akane... or at least allows me a chance of that happening, then... Yeah. I nod. "I am. I mean, I need money if I'm going to survive, that's a no-brainer." That too. Money's everything, innit...?

"Thought you were." Sannyo stands from her seat, and I take it as a sign to stand up, too. She walks over to me, then looks me up and down. "...You'll probably fit the part, too. But what from that puppeteer told me, you're lookin' into these Ability Cards, aren't you?"

"Um... Yeah, that's right, why...?" I stare at her blankly for a moment as she chuckles.

"You're probably better off heading towards the top of Youkai Mountain, kid. I've heard a few things, and apparently, they're coming from around up there. Bet you any money the tengu have something to do with it." Sannyo walks over to a window, looking out of it. "...Heheh. Either that, or it's another Moriya Shrine conspiracy, which I'm sick of. And I can always introduce you to the team later, after all this nonsense with the cards get resolved. So remember, kid-. Actually, no, callin' you kid makes you sound like you're underage, and if someone takes that the wrong way, then that'd be bad for business. You said your name was Rajime Naga, right?"

...Yeah? "That's right... Why?"

"...Rajanaga-san. That's your nickname when you're at the den. Each of the bookies there, myself included, have nicknames of some kind. For example, Yoko's nickname is... well, Yoko, or Nejire-san among the patrons. Kifujin's is Kifu, Koun-sama, or Lady Luck. And Saikoro's is... well, Kumo, which literally just means 'spider'. They got lazy with nicknaming her, if I'm gonna be honest with you, but she gladly accepted it." Sannyo lists the nicknames of her other bookmakers. "...Then you have myself as Komakusa-dayuu, then yourself as Rajanaga-san. I can't exactly call you kid due to... certain implications from my kind's past."

Her kind's past...? "What's that supposed to mean, exactly...?"

"You don't know? I suppose I haven't actually told you what I am exactly, though, have I? Heh... I'm a yamajorou, kid, which is like a yamanba if you're familiar with what those are."

Yamanba? "I'm pretty sure those are... mountain women, right?"

"Well, everyone else calls our kind 'mountain hags', but you're right enough I guess. Thanks for not tryin' to offend though, rarely anyone minds their words nowadays. Heheh..." She chuckles, turning to me properly and stepping over. "Yamanba are real antisocial dumbasses though. I'm far, far more sociable than those lot'll ever be, because I actually have business I want to undertake, y'know. Still, that's aside the point I'm tryin' to make here." Taking a deep breath, she draws closer, then looms over me slightly, and I'm immediately hit with the stench of tobacco... "...Yamanba, and yamajorou, take lost kids as their own to raise. Do you get why me callin' you 'kid' is bad for business, now?"

...They do that...? I mean... "Y-Yes, Komakusa-dayuu."

"Good." She leans back and steps back a few times. "...But... I guess I still did do that, once, though."

Wait, what? "What do you mean...?"

"...Why are you even asking that? I think the implications're obvious enough even you can infer what I mean by that." Sannyo snorts at me. "If you mean 'who am I talking about', then it's Yoko. She's way younger than her brother is, she's twenty after all. I just stumbled upon her lost and confused one day, and she was twelve back then, so I offered to let her stay at my dens in exchange for her working for me. I mean, she's of age as far as dragons are concerned, and she's good at getting people to sympathise, so they gamble at her tables. Y'know how I mentioned her brother Ryuu, right? He's way older than she is. Probably around fifty, I'd be willin' to bet my money on. Hell if I know how he found out I had his li'l sister, though. Said somethin' like 'Kiketsu', then didn't elaborate on any other question about it. Still, she's been with me for a good couple of years, Yoko. No clue who her niece is though, Ryuu just told her she had a niece one day and didn't elaborate on that either."

...Ryuu sounds like either the laziest person in the world, or the most secretive.

"Then again, I'm pretty sure she'd appreciate havin' someone her age working alongside her. Saikoro's way too old and Yoko feels awkward talkin' to her. Kifu, ah... Yoko does like talking to her, but still, Kifu'd talk her head off about luck and Yoko's not really that interested in that. And Okinaneko's our house cat, and I'm essentially her foster mom, or somethin'. She talks to me, but it's awkward since we don't really have any connection. So you bein' there might let her be a bit, y'know, less weird about humans, plus she could open up some more. She's real quiet outside of the dens and at home, too."

Is that so...? "Um... Alright, I'll keep that in mind...?" I look towards the back room we came out of.

"I'll tell the others that you're gonna be joinin' us in the future, but you're not gonna meet 'em yet, because, well, of this incident or whatever you're lookin' into. Nice folk though." Sannyo reassures me, smirking. "Oh, and your first day's tomorrow. The den's open today, but I don't want to just throw you in there, so you get today ro prepare, if another incident doesn't happen before it. I can tell you can hold a conversation pretty well, and you're at least obedient and mindful of what you say. You'll fit right in there, I know I've said that before, but it's true. Now, then about what I said earlier... Where'd you like to be put, exactly? Near me? Saikoro? Kifujin?"

Well, um... Let's think it over. I'd probably work better if I was near Sannyo, because of the pressure it puts on me, and that I know she at least cares for my safety, but... I'm not too sure if I could handle the smell of tobacco smoke constantly. Saikoro... I mean, whilst it is reassuring to know she doesn't attack humans, it doesn't change the fact she still eats them, because Sannyo hasn't hinted at her changing that. All she said was that she was looking into alternatives. But then again, she also said Saikoro's friendly, so... hmm. 

And lastly, Kifujin... I'm not sure about Kifujin, but I'm leaning more towards her than Saikoro, but less than Sannyo. She has good fortune stuff, she feeds off of faith, people mistake her for a god... And she helps really misfortunate people too. Sannyo said she'd treat me well if I was put near her...

...

Ah, what the hell. "I'd... prefer it if I was near you, Sannyo." I can put up with the smell of tobacco violating me every five minutes, can't I?

"Heheh, alright, kid. The dens open irregularly, though, and I only open 'em up on certain days, depending on the availability of you and the other bookies, as well as any personal matters I might have, so there's no complications between any of us. That day's a Wednesday, too, so after this Ability Card craze hopefully dies down tomorrow, the regulars'll start coming back on that day. You might even see Tammy-san, or Kurayami-san." Sannyo chuckles, stepping past me for a moment, before walking back over to me. "Oh, right, I haven't told you who that is yet. She's another regular of the dens, but she's been comin' for years, even since before I started takin' care of Yoko. Everyone in the dens, patrons and bookie alike, knows her. Her name's Aikido, though, and only me and my dealers-."

Wait, what?! "Aikido? As in... Aikido Tsumugi?"

"Huh. You know your stuff. Yeah, the very same. She's been coming since about... I'd argue ten or so years ago." Sannyo starts fanning herself again, lowering her eyes slightly. "But as I was saying, only me and my dealers know her actual name though. She wants to keep a low profile. That's what she told me, anyway, so I started callin' her Kurayami-san, the word itself meanin' darkness. You might see her there on your first day, or if you go to the very top of the mountain, as that's where she lives. The tengu don't even dare to bother her, either, because she's so well-known in my dens. How'd you learn her full name, anyway? Someone tell you? You read one of her books, or what?"

"Someone told me, yeah, but... It was an old friend of hers. Like, really old." I bring my arms up to put them on my hips. "Did Aikido ever tell you she was friends with the Goddess of Hell?"

"...Once or twice." Sannyo nods. "There's no way you've spoken to that god, though."

...

"...Wait, wait, hold on, no kiddin'?" Sannyo blinks in surprise, as I just nod. "How? Did you go to Hell or something then come back?"

"Sort of, but not really. You know how I said I'm living in Senkai with a divine spirit, right...?" I scratch the back of my neck as she nods. I've got an itch there and it's annoying... "Well, said divine spirit happens to be a friend of the Goddess of Hell, who I happened to bump into whilst she was visiting, and she told me about Aikido."

"Huh. Small world." Sannyo snorts, before closing her fan and placing it in a pocket. Then, she steps behind me, and I feel a hand placed on my back. "Don't you worry though, kid, you're in good hands. You're lookin' at around seven-thousand yen an hour, which is pretty high for a job. But all the other bookies get paid a lot more, because we take so much. You do well, I bump your pay up, it's as simple as that. Any rowdy patrons, you let me handle, because you're gonna be near me. You're in good hands, kid, I promise."

"I know that, you um... You really care about my safety, huh?" I tilt my head at her, smiling.

"Well of course. You're part of the gang, after all, but if word gets out that a human was hurt at one of my dens, there'd be a whole web of complications following that. Especially regarding the Hakurei and Moriya, because it could give them an excuse to shut my den down." Sannyo leans slightly closer to me, her face going slightly serious. "...Hence why I insist that I should handle it, and whilst you should sit back and keep working. If I can't handle it, then Okinaneko probably will. She's protective like that, and if she doesn't, and if Tammy-san or Kurayami-san are there, they'll step in. And believe me, nobody likes to be on the bad side of either." But then she regains some of her cool. "Though, I'm sure you won't have any problems. It's always real calm around me, kid, because of all the tobacco smoke. I influence their behaviour, so to speak."

"Oh, um, well, yeah, that'd be bad too..." I blink at her, scratching my neck again. That itch isn't going away... Mgh. I hate it when that happens. "But I'll take your word for it...?"

"Good boy." She steps back, taking a brief smoke again, before straightening her jacket slightly. "Honestly, I need to get Saikoro to mend this outfit again..."

"How'd it get that damaged, anyway...?" I decide to ask her.

"Oh, you know, people throwing knives at me, among danmaku of varying kinds. Also lasers, rocks, literal moons, the whole... everything. I'm still pissed about this too, because this jacket is my favourite. If I remove it, I feel naked. Damned shrine maidens, witch, maid, and immortal..." She scowls, muttering that last sentence under her breath.

...I'm pretty sure when she says 'maid' she's referring to Sakuya, meaning Kolar's been by here already. Witch probably means Marisa, or something, since she's the only witch I know, and um... shrine maidens? Plural?

"...That damned Moriya maiden came by earlier, if you're wondering. She ruined my outfit further, her and her stupid gods, always meddling and trying to ruin my dens..." Sannyo seethes. Oh. I can tell she's really angry. "But to think the Hakurei had the audacity to do such a thing as well!"

Oh. Reimu's been by too. Well, um... that's cool to know? "And... immortal?"

"Some white-haired girl who dresses like a guy for some reason. For crying out loud, she wears pants, and not a skirt!" Sannyo gives me a very vague description, still irritated about getting her dress ruined. "She almost burnt my attire off of me, and the other two that were with her just watched! Seriously, I need to give them a piece of my mind, too!"

...Wait, white-haired girl, pants, nearly burned Sannyo's jacket off...

A~h, she's talking about Mokou. And the other two with her... One must've been Trish, I bet. No clue who the other was... It could be that Curo guy Kolar mentioned, he was with Trish before, right?

...Let's not ask anything about that though. She might get annoyed at me for being Trish's brother. Also the girl dressing like a guy thing, uh...

...

Let's not dwell on that either.

"And I'm not gonna be able to get in touch with Saikoro until at least way later on today..." Sannyo huffs, looking at where her jacket's been cut, as well as her... skirt and top. I-. Wow, she uh... really got cut up in a bunch of places. Then again, that's the issue with silk, innit...? It's not that, y'know, durable. Rips easily, and it's a pain to fix. I know that because I have silk curtains in my bedroom, and they rip every now and then. 

Still, she turns to look at me, smiling. "Unless, of course, you wouldn't happen to be proficient in sewing, would you?"

Hmm... I can sew, actually. Trish sucks at it. You know how I mentioned how my silk curtains rip every now and then, right? Well, uh... I'm the one who fixes it. Trish tried and she somehow butchered it beyond belief, and I had to get new ones because of how badly she did it. So I decided to take up sewing, and... well, let's just say Trish was never sewing anything ever again after I learnt how to do it. 

Whilst I was thinking about how to respond to that, Sannyo chuckles, presumably examining my face. "Heheheh, just a joke, don't worry about that. Nobody at the den's going to see me today, anyway. Well-. The bookies'll see me later for pay and about our next opening date, which we've already decided on, and they'll probably ask why I'm all roughened up. That's when I'll ask Saikoro after everyone else leaves if she can fix my outfit for me. She's a spider youkai, after all, and her silk's richer than any other spider's."

...I mean. "I can sew, but..."

"Oh, you can, huh? Didn't expect that, since you're a guy and all." Sannyo snorts, taking what has to be the thirteenth puff of her pipe. 

...Okay, I might as well be honest. "That's... the thing..." I click my tongue, before biting my lip the next instant. Do-. Do I want to tell her? I haven't even told Junko yet, and if I tell Sannyo, I should immediately tell her when I next see her... 

I have to come clean eventually, after all.

"...Hmm?" The yamajorou raises her brow, her mouth slightly open in confusion. 

Do I say it? Do I keep it bottled up? I-... I don't-.

...

No. Let's be honest for once, about who I really am. "I'm... not a guy. I'm a girl."

...

Sannyo just has this straight stare at me. Her eyes aren't even moving, she blinks, but outside that, no movement. I can see the confusion and surprise on her face. She really thought I was a guy, huh...? I guess it's easy to get to that conclusion, then...

People probably do the same with Trish, honestly.

"Y-." She begins to speak, before pausing. "You what? Huh... Haha... Ahahaha! You sure had me fooled!" She begins... laughing... Does she believe me...? "H-... Heheh... Well, you sure don't sound like you're jokin', and closer I look, guess you do seem more like a girl." She leans her head closer to look me over, before moving back again and standing straight, regaining her composure. "...But. You didn't correct me at first, you went along with my assumption if anything. Now why's that?"

"Well... Hiding my identity, for one...? I mean, if someone has my gender confused, then..." I trail off, holding my arm awkwardly. "O-Oh, and um... I just feel like identifying as a guy fits better for me than a girl."

"...Ah, you're one of those lot. Well, not really, you have your reasons for doing it. Your name's masculine, and even then, you dress like a guy. Who wears shorts in spring? Only guys do. And you said you were eighteen, yet look at your build. You certainly don't look like a woman your age." Sannyo points out several things about me. "Flat-..." She pauses, eyeing my chest for a moment. "No, wait, you have somewhat of a chest, which is rare for an adult. Damn, you're petite though... How many people do you exactly have fooled with that?"

...

She takes my silence as an answer. "...A lot, then. And let me guess, I'm the first person you told about who you truly are?"

...I nod, sighing. "Well, I figured you might as well know, since... well, you're sort of my boss now, right...?"

"Reasonable enough, I guess. Well, I don't really mind what gender you are. Keep presentin' yourself as a guy, or tell people you're actually a girl, I don't care. I'm respectin' it, don't get me wrong, and I know you have your reasons. Still a part of the team nonetheless." Sannyo also nods, folding her arms. "...Speaking of, do you want me to tell them that too, or...?"

U~m... "Yeah, probably, if I'm gonna be working with them... But when we're in work, I want them to treat me like a man, not like a woman. Just to keep appearances up, you know...?" I give her a grin, idly fiddling with Strand.

"I get it, kid, really, I do." She gives Aegis a brief glance, before deciding to point something else out. "...Weapons aren't allowed in the den itself, either. I understand you use that for self-defense, most likely, so you can keep it under your side of the table. I let my dealers keep weapons for self-defense, in the case of patrons being too rowdy, that nobody can handle them. Just so they can protect themselves."

"...Really?" I blink at that. The dealers keep weapons under the table...?

"Heheh, it's the same in a few of the other dens, kiddo." Sannyo stretches slightly, before relaxing her shoulders, placing her pipe in her mouth but not removing it this time, keeping it in her mouth with sheer lip strength. If that's... a thing. She walks behind me, then uses both of her now free hands to place on my shoulders, which is slightly elaborate. "I'm sure Yoko'd appreciate you bein' a girl, too. Gives her more of a reason to open up. Kumo too, I guess. Kifu doesn't really give a damn regarding gender, she doesn't discriminate. Okinaneko's... Well, she'll warm up to you no matter who you are. She's the house cat, after all. But even Okinaneko and Yoko keep a weapon, of some kind. I mean, Okinaneko scratches someone which stings like all hell, trust me, I'd know, and Yoko has a mallet. Where she got it from's lost on me, she just had a mallet one day, and I let it slide."

...Okay, then. "So... Let me get this straight, no shoes, at least one weapon's kept under the table, and um... Is there anything else I need to know...?" I tilt my head slightly. She doesn't move from behind me, but I feel her hands shift slightly.

"Mmm, not particularly. You get breaks, but they're at certain times. The dealers know when their breaks are, and they follow a particular pattern. It goes like myself, Yoko, Kifu, then Kumo. This, of course, means you'd go for your break after Saikoro goes for hers." Sannyo informs me, rubbing my shoulders slightly. "...You feel awfully tense, you know that, right?"

"...I do? Huh, guess I didn't notice..." My shoulders've been tensed up the entire time, when I pay closer attention. Sannyo has... a really light grip on my shoulders, but it's soft too. Caring, yet there's a hint of something else.

"...Need another smoke?" I can hear the grin in her voice. "Might clear your head a bit."

"I don't like smoking, though. I thought I said that already...?" I move my head to try and look at her, and I see her grin.

"I'm joking. Sheesh, you have a real serious personality... Learn to take a joke, because in this work, you have to, especially if it comes to banter with your players." Sannyo warns me. I guess that is true... I should just relax.

"...Guess so." I slouch my shoulders some more, breathing in deeply. I feel a slight tickle in the back of my throat, but I just ignore it. My neck's still itching, but not as bad as before.

"...But even so, there is one thing that has been worrying me... About Yoko, that is." Sannyo's hands tense on my shoulders, her clutch getting tighter. 

Something about Yoko...? "What would that... um... be...?"

"You're aware of that hole you were seemingly about to fall into, right?" She asks me, to which I nod. "...That's the Rainbow Dragon Cave. Rumour has it there's some ore inside it from ages ago, apparently from the era of the gods themselves. It's a cave that holds the power of dreams... Although, not many people can go down there, as it's extremely deficient in oxygen. So, needless to say, if I hadn't gone to stop you, or if you didn't stop yourself more like, and had fallen in... You most likely would have suffocated. Gone. It's far too hard to breathe in there."

I-... If I didn't stop, and... fall down that... I would've suffocated to death...? That's... Um...! G-Good to know I stopped myself before it was too late, I guess?! But at the same time, knowing that...!

"...Of course, I protect it, since I had made some arrangements with a certain god to do so, though I have my own reasons as of recent. Her name is-." Sannyo's about to speak, but-.

Creak...

...The door to the den opens, and Sannyo immediately looks over, alongside myself. "...I presume I have yourself to thank for this, Komakusa?"

In steps a woman, with dark blonde shoulder-length hair, with red eyes, dressed in a red top with white sleeves, a black ribbon tied securely around her waist, and a yellow skirt. There's these weird glowing, luminescent crystal things covering her body... Ah, are those magatama? Hmm. They're all over her skirt and line her top. There's also these weird orb-like decorations in her hair, with a massive one sat behind her head seemingly, buried in her hair. There's also a pattern on her skirt and top reminiscent of a magatama too, those being green and dark red respectively.

...What I'm more focused on is the fact she's carrying an unconscious Alice and Mike under either arm. Wh-. What happened to them...?!

"...Ah, Tamatsukuri. Welcome." Sannyo smiles, before noting the two unconscious people. "...Oh, my. Whatever could have happened to them?"

"...I found them in the Rainbow Dragon Cave, and I had to force them to turn back. Which you were supposed to stop people from entering, as per our agreements, Komakusa." I can tell she's not happy...! I also find it weird how she was already barefoot, but that's not important. "I suppose the same could be said for those nine that came by earlier, at seemingly random times."

...Nine?

"So it would seem." Sannyo lets go of my shoulders, turning to face this Tamatsukuri properly. "This is who I was talking about - Misumaru Tamatsukuri."

"I'm not here for formalities, Komakusa. Why were they down there? Were you being ignorant? Did you not consider it your problem?" Misumaru, as she's been named, immediately lays into Sannyo. She's... really stern. Then, she pauses to look at me. "...Who is he?"

...People really just like to address me as a guy, huh...? Sannyo momentarily pauses, giving me a glance, before elaborating. "...This is someone I'm hiring for one of my dens. This is Rajime Naga."

At the mention of Naga, she visibly double-takes. "N-... Naga? That's... a name I haven't heard in a long time." Her... tone just took a complete one-eighty. "Though, that isn't important now... I will have questions for you in particular later, Rajime." Misumaru addresses me with that stern tone again, but I can tell there's something else behind her voice now. What is it? Curiosity? That's what it sounds like, but my gut's saying something else...

"If you're thinking about convincing him to resolve incidents, don't bother, he already knows what he wants to do for a living. And besides, being a part of my den's dealers pays better." Sannyo takes her pipe out of her mouth. I have no idea how she kept it in that entire time. She is really good with that pipe, damn...!

...That is yet another sentence that can be taken horribly out of context, and I should probably think before I... 

...

Was I just about to think that I should probably think before I think? What-. Oh. I-.

...Okay, that's confusing, let's not open that can of worms.

"That still doesn't change the fact you actively allowed people to enter the cave." Misumaru chides her, still not relenting.

"...Before you continue, allow me to say that I did give them fair warning about the cavern. But they're the ones who actively went inside. And frankly, our agreement doesn't say I have to actively prevent people from enterin'. If they beat me up, and I can't stop them, then they went in of their own volition. That's what we agreed upon, I'm fairly certain, Tamatsukuri. And if I'm wrong, feel free to correct me." Sannyo gives her a dry stare.

"...Need I remind you that I'm helping you to stop people from entering that cave?" Misumaru gives her an equal stare in terms of dryness. "Especially regarding that dragon ward of yours, and your concern about what's inside the cavern itself potentially harming her."

...What? What's inside the cavern...?

Sannyo immediately snaps her stare into a cold glare. "...Do not mention that, Tamatsukuri. I'm fully aware of the concerns associated with Yoko, and that dragonsbane down there."

...Uh... Dragonsbane? "I... feel like I'm missing something, here...?" I just blink slowly between the two.

"Don't worry about it." Sannyo assures me, but...

"...He has a right to know, Komakusa. After all, if he's going to be working with you - with your daughter, he must know. It's not healthy to keep such a secret either." Misumaru decides against it, before looking at Alice and Mike under her arms. "...Although, I must place these two down somewhere first. Obvious reasons as to why, and all."

...I'm imagining carrying two people under your arms would complicate things.

"Back room, to the left." Sannyo gives her a room. "...That's where another friend of his is. They're looking into these Ability Cards."

"Genuinely? Hmm. Alright, I'll be back in a moment." Misumaru acknowledges this, before moving quickly towards the back room on the left...

...

"Whah? Who're you?!" I hear Medicine, at least. So she's still there.

"Not important." Misumaru replies, before I see her coming back. "...Now then, apologies for that brief delay, but I shall explain what exactly is down there, and why Komakusa is so concerned for Negai's safety."

Sannyo sighs, taking a seat nearby at the same table from before. I just sort of stand up straight, directly in front of Misumaru. There's... a considerable size gap, in my favour. She's about six feet tall, I'd reckon, if not slightly shorter than that. But even then, she's still got this really imposing and stern presence, almost like some kind of big boss figure.

...So, um. "...What's exactly down there...?"

"...A dragon-eating centipede princess. Or, simply put, an oomukade." Misumaru very bluntly summarises what is down there. "But to my knowledge, all she's doing is mining the ore that can be found there, which she must certainly shouldn't be doing. That ore is far, far too precious to use for any purpose that isn't something related with divinity, such as my magatama. Outside of that, though, the fact an oomukade is there in the Rainbow Dragon Cave got Komakusa concerned enough about her own ward to stop others from entering it, especially Negai, the very same dragon she's fostering."

...Sannyo remains quiet, putting her pipe in her mouth and wordlessly exhaling smoke from her nose this time, instead of her mouth. I think that's just to replicate what a dragon typically does, which is blowing steam from its nose.

"Komakusa's afraid that Negai might be killed and eaten by that centipede. Which is reasonable enough for concern in of itself. She fears what would happen if Negai were to ever enter the cavern one day, and never return." Misumaru elaborates further. "...She's terrified by the prospect, deep down, although she doesn't show it on the surface. It became her motivation for guarding the cavern, as of late... Although, it seems it wasn't enough motivation to actively stop others from entering."

"...The safety of Yoko, for me, comes above all else. I've prohibited her from stepping foot near that cavern, no matter what. Everyone else? I don't really care. They're stupid enough for stepping foot in that cave to begin with, if they're mortal. The lack of oxygen'd kill them." Sannyo shrugs from her seat. "After all, that's what the Hakurei did, alongside all those other people."

"I understand that much, but I'm not a fan of people's graves being in such a hallowed place of the gods. I'm also not a fan of their graves being in a mountain in general either, Komakusa, be it their remains from being attacked by a youkai who doesn't care about the air levels, or their oxygen-derived corpses." Misumaru places her arms behind her back, looking over at the den owner with a very stern expression.

"As I said, them entering and me not being able to stop them isn't my problem, Tamatsukuri. They do that of their own volition, and I had warned them before, as I said. I'm still honouring our agreements." Sannyo stands from her seat, looking more annoyed than before. "...Now if you'll excuse me, I'll need some time to myself. Feel free to talk with the ki-. Rajime however you want."

...She nearly called me kid, but she actually stopped at the last minute and addressed me by name, before leaving to a different back room of the den. That earns her a curious glance from Misumaru, before she focuses on me.

"Honestly, can you believe her?" Misumaru huffs, turning to me. "I genuinely don't want people suffering that fate in the mountain's oxygen-deprived caverns, but her disregard for anyone's safety except her own and Negai's is working against my desire for that."

"Well, people are like that, sometimes... I mean, family're more important than strangers are, aren't they...?"

"...I suppose so, but even so. It's common decency. You wouldn't allow someone to blindly march towards their death, knowing full well what's ahead of them, would you?" Misumaru poses me a question, stepping closer to me, whilst staying at a slight distance. 

...I open my mouth to respond, but before I do, she cuts in. "You wouldn't. I can tell from your voice, and from the type of person you are, Naga. Your clan and their history are... interesting. One I may have had relation to, in some sense. Not in the way you may expect, however." Then, she looks over to the seats at the table me and Sannyo were sat at not too long ago. "...Shall we have a seat? As good as it is to test your endurance with standing still, it is far more comfortable to sit down, is it not?"

Ah, right... "That... probably would be a good idea, actually..."

Obliging, I take a seat at where I was sat before, as Misumaru takes the seat beside me. The moment I do so... "Have you had any bizarre events happening as of recent? Such as creating magic that doesn't seem to make sense for your standards?" ...she immediately presses a rather specific question onto me.

...

"How...?" I stare at her, dumbfounded.

"I know a lot about your people. Your ancestors relied on me for divine magatama, at a time." Misumaru specifies as to how she was affiliated with my family. "...But your clan also runs quite a long way back, predating Gensokyo by a very large margin. Every Naga has a bizarre aspect about them. They either have an inclination to either create... or to destroy. Some partake in creative arts, others destructive. I'm aware you're one who's more familiar with creating. Which is good, I suppose, I'm inclined to favour your kind."

What's she talking about...? How does she know all of this...?! "W-Why do you know this much...?"

"A certain nine-tailed fox told me about this, but I believe you'd be familiar with her as Akane Shirogane." Misumaru mentions someone very specific, and someone I'm very familiar with, despite only meeting them for a short period. "She's a... particularly strange one. I can tell she has some affiliation with your family also, but from what era, however, is lost on me. It must be a particularly old one, from ages long since passed... She also claims to have an accomplice assisting her, though even she doesn't know who her supposed benefactor is." Misumaru brings a hand to her chin, before shaking her head. "Although, this is aside the point I'm trying to get across. You seem to hold an abundance of potential, even more than the last Naga ancestor I've seen with this level of latent strength... The issue is, however, you don't seem to know how to control it, or even use it consciously for that matter. Tell me, have you found a sort of... trigger, yet?"

A trigger...? When she mentions it... "I've noticed that my instincts tend to trigger that above... all else, really. There's also desperation and fear, but... it's more in my reflexes."

"Your instincts? That gives me something to work with, at least." She stares at me for a moment, before noticing something else. "...I see you've been trying to work on it with a certain flower youkai, but she doesn't properly understand how a Naga works, especially one from your side of the family."

How a Naga works...? "And... you know...?"

"But of course. Alongside crafting magatama for them to use, I also used to help them in taking a hold of their magical potential. Finding out what triggers it, so to speak, was one major part of my training... But you see, every Naga always has six triggers, not just three." Misumaru raises a finger, before holding her hand out, a magatama in her hand. "...Hold this, would you? It'll allow me to probe the deepest of your unconscious, to find the other keys you are missing."

The other keys I'm missing...? I'll admit, I am curious. If Misumaru genuinely has ties running back to my family, then...

I oblige, grabbing the magatama carefully in one hand. It's a vibrant, oceanic blue, glowing a slightly brighter shade. When I grab it, it glows even more, and I see Misumaru close her eyes and focusing.

"Now, let's see..." Taking a deep breath, she sits completely still for a few moments... "...Justice..." Justice...? She remains in place for a few more seconds, before continuing. "...Adoration..." Her face tightens slightly as she keeps still on the spot. "...Hope." Suddenly, her eyes shoot open, and she breathes out. "Those are the three other triggers you're unaware of. Do you understand exactly what that means?"

Um... "...No, not really...?"

"Justice means when you feel particularly confident that something is wrong, you'll do anything in your power to stop it. Your potential works alongside this." Misumaru moves to take the magatama back from my hand, which I let her, and she pockets it. "...Adoration means that, with every ounce of adoration someone gives you, be it for your strength or general being, you'll grow more confident with your abilities. And lastly, hope... Be it your hope, or someone else's entirely, as long as you have that, you can most likely always access your abilities.

...That sounds like a cliche and a half. 

"I know it sounds like that, but..." Misumaru gives me a neutral smile. "It's the truth."

Wh-. "Did-. Did you just read my mind-?" I'm sort of concerned if she did-.

"What? No, leave that to the satori." She laughs to herself, before shaking her head. "I merely have good intuition. I am a god, after all, and you're just a human. It's not hard to infer what you're thinking right at this moment." That's... um... cool, I suppose...? "To you, yes."

...

She just did it again.

"...Now, then..." Misumaru places her arms on the table, looking at me some more. "How long have you been in Gensokyo, exactly? I can tell you weren't born here, since there aren't any Nagas remaining in Gensokyo at all. They had all moved to the outside world before the barrier had been put in place."

Well, um... "I've been here for a few days, with my sister, Trish, and... a friend of mine called Kolar." I scratch my neck, because I still feel that itch. My throat also feels ticklish...

"...Ah. Your sister?" Misumaru expresses interest in Trish almost immediately, before turning away to mutter something entirely inaudible... then she turns back with furrowed brows. "...Your friend's last name wouldn't happen to be Relay, would it?"

Uh...? "It is, why...?"

"Then that's come true, then..." Misumaru mutters something, bringing a hand to her chin as she sighs. What does she mean by-. "That's not important right now, though. What's more important is getting you acquainted with your abilities and potential."

Is that the third time she's just predicted what I was thinking? Am I really that easy to read...? Oh, I should respond, actually. "How exactly would you go about that...?"

"Well, unlike Kazami's 'training', I actually know how a Naga works. I've trained a few in my time, though it was namely regarding my potential-unleashing magatama." Misumaru smirks, making herself seem imposing. She's done that then, huh...? "...It's actually quite simple, if we're going to be honest here. I know what your triggers are. Desperation, fear, instincts, adoration, justice, and most importantly, hope. These are what allow you to create essences, so to speak, and to create impossible-defying possibilities."

...That sounds really cool honestly. Creating something that can beat impossibilities... That can defy logic... Oh, that's really exciting to think about, actually! Maybe-. Maybe I could bring back-...

...

No. I can't bring them back. They're gone, they always will be. You can't create new life to replace old... Well, that is how nature works, but still, not in this case.

"...It seems this has given you some food for thought." Misumaru regards my neutral face. "Though, I did know your father."

...Huh? "You... knew dad?" How's that possible...?

"Magatama." Misumaru smiles. "They passed down the magatama I had given to them for generations. It allowed me contact with some, as a divine, disembodied voice though. I couldn't really project myself to them, otherwise they would understandably freak out. The Nagas live in a world without youkai or magic now, after all, such a large amount of potential going to waste... Though, you're different. You and your sister, I mean, you've changed back to the old ways, which is quite nice for me. Hmm... Hold on, did your father not pass down-...?"

Her smile fades as she realises I don't have a magatama on me. I... never really had a magatama. Didn't know what one was at first, and I only found out from this one video game where you play as an attorney who is really, really good at bringing out all sorts of crazy things during a court case.

"...I can't sense it on you... Hmm. How bothersome." Misumaru frowns, before visibly feeling around herself. her dress, her skirt, her pockets, everywhere. "And to make matters worse, I seem to have misplaced my special magatama for situations such as this at home... How very annoying."

Magatama...? "My dad always did have something weird hanging from his neck. Looked like a magatama, when I think about it. But... he's not here anymore, and before he left, he gave that magatama to Epsilon, who's my other sister, not me, Trish, or Maroon, my brother."

I figured he would've given it to Trish, but thinking back on it, I swear he gave that magatama to Epsilon. And... I have no way of contacting Epsilon. Or Maroon. Like, at all.

"...Still, I can teach you other things that still hold relevance to this topic." Misumaru settles on, closing her eyes for a few moments. I hear her humming in thought. What does she have planned-? "...Justice. Do whatever you feel is right, no matter how much people say otherwise. If you do that, then it'll allow you to create a more favourable outcome, as opposed to a doomed one."

Justice... "Basically... Go with my heart says?" I think on that...

"More or less, that is what I mean here." Nodding, she moves her head to glance down at the table. "A spirit of goodwill and righteousness works directly with your power. Of course, my unique magatama for this situation would do all of these things for you. But, perhaps, maybe it is better for you to learn on your own. After all, you seem particularly adaptable to harsh situations, are you not?"

...Not entirely wrong, I'll say. I mean-. I've only adapted to a harsh situation... a few times. Like when mom and dad-...

...Why do I say mom, anyway? Guess the internet desensitised me. I should be saying 'mum' or something, but 'mom' just sounds better. Personal preference, anyway. I mean, there's... no way I'm saying 'mother' or 'father'. If anything, Trish would say that. Not me. Can't be bothered. Shorter words are, the better, right...?

Then again, I rant to myself a lot. Helps me build stuff up in my head.

"...I'm taking your silence and expression of thought as a yes, then." Misumaru settles on, reminding me that I did not respond to her at all. "Still, I don't particularly have much time to train you. Komakusa claimed you, and your friends, were looking into these Ability Cards, aren't you? Frankly, I'm glad we can converse like this, instead of fighting. I've had enough of fighting for today, I've already been shot at far more than what's necessary, and even your two friends who had passed out in the Rainbow Dragon Cave due to the lack of oxygen, were worn out for fighting me. I had to bring them here, where I felt other presences, or just the presence of Komakusa in general, so they'd remain safe. I am glad to hear you're part of their little group, however. I also noticed that there was a fully sentient doll in there...?"

"Oh, that's Medicine." I awkwardly fold my arms. "She's... sort of strange. She hates humans, but she doesn't particularly hate me. I mean, we made up not too long ago, or more like she apologised which prompted me to tell her it's fine. I can't entirely fault her for jumping to the conclusion of hating me either, she just hates humanity end of."

"...Ah, she's that doll, from the Hill of the Nameless." Misumaru nods in understanding...? "I've been there once, recently, and I observed her gathering poison from the lilies found there. There was enough to kill even the strongest of men, if not severely paralyse them, so I came to the conclusion her ability was to manipulate poison to an extent. Needless to say, I stayed clear of her, for if I were to fall to her poison, it would be... most unfortunate."

Yeah, I'd imagine. If Medicine's ability to gather poison like that has a god worried, then... It must be really terrifying.

...Not to mention she can manipulate Strand's poison, too. Maybe I should keep Aegis in its pure state if I ever have to fight alongside Medicine... Just so, you know, I don't get poisoned to death by my own weapon.

Because that would be comedically terrible. Actually, it'd just be terrible in general, but still, my point still stands.

Actually-. Dying in general is terrible. Not only for me, but for uh... a few others. Like Junko, primarily, I fear that she'd lose it if I did die, or something...

"Just so we aren't going to stand here in silence until something occurs..." Misumaru catches my attention by clearing her throat. "...I'd like to inquire about that shield of yours. That's a particularly divine object you wear on your arm... How did you come across such a thing...? I've never seen or felt anything like it in my life."

"Well, it's... purified, for one." I contemplate mentioning Junko, but decide against it. "...A good friend and carer of mine gave me it, she's the one who purified it to a divine state. I'm not entirely sure how it works, but... I know it's useful."

"A shield is certainly useful for not only defending yourself, but for being a focus of sorts for magic also." Raising her hand over to touch Aegis, Misumaru does so with ease as I just... hold it out for her. "This metal is pure, reinforced brass... No, it's not brass anymore... It's akin to the Dragon Gems that can be found in the Rainbow Dragon Cave..." 

As she just sort of... runs her hand over it in a curious way, she glances up at me. "What you hold here must be the pinnacle of its kind, for I believe it's impossible to copy such a thing. The patterns are intricate, regal and divine themselves, though it seems to bode well with your impure, mortal presence... It's almost as if the shield was meant to be used by you, and you alone."

"Is that so, huh...?" I bring my free hand to my chin, since Misumaru's practically got hold of my other arm through Aegis-Pure. "I mean, it can shift depending on my will..."

"...It can do such a thing?" She seems surprised to hear this, which is... understandable. It's not everyday you hear about a shapeshifting weapon. "Would you mind showing me?"

"Sure..." I focus. What did I-. Oh, right, I want to be speedy-.

Fwash!

Aegis flashes in a jade-green burst of light, as it becomes the familiar emerald snake pattern with glaring red eyes I'm used to. The rope dart also manifests in my other hand, for the first time. Before, it'd just sort of... dangle in mid-air, and I had to grab it carefully.

"Ah-." Misumaru's brows raise in awe. "Yes, this certainly is a divine relic. I believe it may even hold more power and potential than my magatama! This is far beyond the Dragon Gems, at this point, even weaponry made from those cannot shift shape like this! It's like a mixture between the ore you'd be able to find scavenging around in Makai, the Dragon Gems in the Rainbow Dragon Cave, and materials associated with Heaven and Hell...!"

She's... completely bewildered by it. And by bewildered, I mean she's astonished and amazed at the same time. 

"A-Ahem." She clears her throat, regaining her imposingly serious presence from before as she releases my shield. "As I was saying... Perhaps it is a rather good thing this shield is the only of its kind, and that it cannot be outright copied. It makes me wonder..." She trails off, before pausing. "No, nevermind that. There's no way that is true..."

Uh...? "That?"

"Oh, a mere legacy that's well-known among the higher beings of Gensokyo, especially the sages and gods." Misumaru smirks, closing her eyes. "The aptly-named Tales of Creation, Destruction, and Mediation. There are... many of these tales, I cannot list them all myself, but I am familiar with a few, especially one regarding three humans appearing one day, each picking up a select weapon. A descendant of creation, clad with a circular shield around their arm to protect and create like yourself, a descendant of destruction, armed to the teeth with the sharpest and largest sword possible in order to cut down anything in their way, and lastly, a descendant of mediation, specialising in a myriad of techniques and spells, to make sure balance remains." Then, she sighs, opening her eyes again. "...And as much as I would like to say you're that 'descendant of creation', it's not possible. It's rumoured they only appear once every ten-thousand years, and that when they do, a conflict like no other is born."

"So it hasn't been ten-thousand years...?" I tilt my head.

"That's one of the two reasons." Misumaru furrows her brows. "The other reason is that, ten-thousand years ago, the three descendants were killed, and had no children of their own, seemingly mysteriously. Therefore, that tale should be finished... But I have heard rumours about reincarnation being possible on that ten-thousandth year, and that time might be soon. But, of course, this means that you cannot be that 'descendant of creation', since you're already born and alive."

...Guess that's true, too. Still... Mysterious deaths, huh...? Creepy.

"...What are you two talking about...?" Suddenly, Medicine! I-. Wait, Medicine?!

"Hm-?" Misumaru pauses, looking over at her and realising she overheard that. "...Merely discussing a very old tale with Rajime-san. Do you want to hear about it, also?"

...Rajime-san? I thought she'd just call me 'Rajime'. I mean, she gives me that vibe to address people by just their name. 

Medicine seems to contemplate Misumaru's offer, at least, before shaking her head. "No..." She then turns to me. "Alice and that... um... cat person woke up!"

Cat person. D-. Did she forget Mike's name? I might as well remind her... "...Don't you mean Mike...?"

"...Is that her name?" Medicine tilts her head. "I thought that was a lie... What girl's named Mike...?"

...Honestly, fair enough. Mike is a weird name to have, if you're a girl. Like how my name's Rajime and I'm also a girl, but nobody in this den, except for Sannyo, knows that fact. I also play it off like I'm a guy, too...

Also, if I run into Junko later, I need to tell her I'm actually a girl. I'd feel guilty otherwise, if I kept her in the dark and she found out on her own one day...

Some secrets're meant to be kept secret, but... not if it's important for you to be truthful with someone.

"The maneki-neko is named that, apparently." Misumaru nods helpfully, smiling. I mean, yeah, she is. 

"...I guess..." Medicine looks down, then back up at me, looking hurried. "But c'mon, Alice said we gotta go! This incident might end soon!"

"If I may, I could give you a pointer." Misumaru raises a finger, then steps over to a nearby window, looking out of it, then up. "...Turn your search towards the top of the mountain, if you're looking for the true masterminds. They aren't in the Rainbow Dragon Cave." 

True masterminds, huh...? "I'll keep that in mind."

"Now, chop chop." She turns back to me, her face expressing seriousness and her voice filled with an imperious tone. "You don't have all day. Oh, and if you see a lunar rainbow tonight, that's the work of one of the masterminds."

Okay, that's helpful... I turn to Medicine, and nod. "Alright, let's go."

"Yeah! C'mon, Alice and the cat're already outside...!" Medicine rushes out of the door, leaving me to follow. Misumaru gives me a nod, before turning away and heading towards the room Sannyo went in before. Well, in for a penny, in for a pound. Masterminds means there's multiple, since she used the plural. How many're we talking, anyway, two, three...? Four?

Well, we'll find out, I guess...

 


 

"So that Misumaru lady uh... brought us to that den?" Mike asks me as she floats alongside Alice. "Just 'cause we passed out in that cave?"

"...I'm imagining it's good she did..." Alice sighs, frowning. "I may have gotten... overzealous, in there, and overexerted myself just to beat her."

"Ah... You 'n me both." Mike solemnly lowers her head. It's starting to get a bit darker now, too... I see dolls carrying unlit torches, and by torches, I mean the ones people set on fire for light, not the electrical ones. 

...Because those don't exist here, as far as I'm aware. Very medieval. Very spooky.

"I thought you guys just went for a walk!" Medicine furrows her brows and folds her arms, also flying. I'm just zipping about like an idiot with Aegis-Strand, slamming into-

Thud! Bam!

-trees. Like that.

"...Are you sure you don't want me using the dolls again?" Alice asks me with a raised brow, drifting closer to me.

...I slowly turn to her, and raise a brow right back. "Last I checked, you used those dolls to lock me in place. And I prefer being able to move my limbs like I'm not possessed, thank you very much."

"Hmm, fair enough." She nods, drifting ahead...

It's also a lot colder up here, and wind chill is barraging me non-stop. It genuinely sucks, but I'm pretty sure I can grin and bear the cold... I mean, I wear shorts in winter for crying out loud. My legs have been covered in snow a lot and I've gotten frostbite from it multiple times. Well-. Recently, anyway. We didn't really get snow in England, due to how close me, Trish, Maroon, and Epsilon lived to the sea. It was like... rain, high wind, take it or leave it.

Anyways, it's colder, because we're getting closer and closer to the peak. It's very open up here, and I swear we've passed a few odd structures here and there... Also a few caves.

...Speaking of caves, I do want to look into that Rainbow Dragon Cave at some point, even if Misumaru said there's practically no oxygen in there.

I mean... There's always preparation, right? And besides that... who the hell are we going to run into up here? Because of all the cold, I don't-.

Thud! Bang!

Oh, I slammed into another tree with my shield. I'm getting really good at doing that. Using Strand itself is hella fun. 

Anyways, yeah, I don't think there's anybody actually-.

"What the hell's with all the noise over here...?" I hear... a surprisingly familiar voice? Sounds boyish, sort of done with life...

...Oh, wait, I know who that is. It's Mokou, right...? Why's she up here?

"...Huh?" Medicine stops. Mike does, too. Alice just... also floats forward slightly, and before long-.

Fwoom!

...There's fire. Coming from someone's hand. I immediately see an illuminated Mokou, since it is pretty dark up here now, but not dark enough to the point you can't see. Still, Mokou's there. Feels weird seeing her agai-...

...

Wait, if she's here-.

My eyes immediately trail to the left, and I'm greeted with a familiar face, whose eyes are also focused on me. 

"Oh, damn. Didn't expect to see you up here." She immediately addresses me without a care for anything else, stepping over carefully. When she passes by Mokou, I see-.

...That is a really, really big sword, what the hell...?! Is she compensating for something?!

"...What?" Mokou watches Trish just walk past her, before her eyes focus on me. "Oh. Huh. It's you, and..."

...Her eyes shift to Alice next, and her brows raise. "Damn, the puppeteer too? Guess you guys aren't the people we're lookin' for, then..."

"Mokou." Alice greets her with a neutral smile. "It's been a while, hasn't it?"

"...We've seen each other five days ago." Mokou deadpans, before looking to someone on her right. "Hey, Curo, get the hell out of the shadows and talk."

...I just hear a sigh from somewhere, before seeing a shadow of some kind blur out of a nearby tree, before dropping to a halt beside Trish. She just looks over at this 'shadow' and snorts. I-.

...Wait, Curo? As in... Curo Sabaton? The same one Kolar mentioned...?

"Of course." I'm greeted with a male voice, but it sounds overwhelmingly done with life. Even more than Mokou is, somehow. But at the same time, there's a tone of neutrality behind it I can't put my finger on. 

When I'm able to get a good look at this guy, I see that it's... a rabbit boy. He's got the rabbit ears and everything, but his eyes're obscured behind this emerald green visor which gives off a barely luminescent light in the dark. Other than that, he's wearing a jet black, buttoned up suit with a pearl white shirt and green tie underneath, alongside dark, skin-tight combat leggings. The other thing I note is raven black, neatly cut hair, almost as if it was cut solely to avoid being grabbed, due to how short it is. And the ears... They look fluffy. Like, really fluffy, but his skin's pure white. Pure white.

"...Curo...?" I hear Medicine mutter something, before tilting her head. This somehow makes 'Curo' look over at her, raising his brows.

"Ah, you..." Somehow, his brows are visible, even with that visor on. The visor itself is like a mixture of black and grey material, seeming rubbery, yet also incredibly firm. I see some buttons on the side of it, labelled with symbols. "You're that doll... Medicine, wasn't it?" Then I look at his hands, and oh boy am I glad I did. In his hands are two sleek, black pistols, with little rabbit ears where the sights should be. I see a little scope between the two ears, but the guns themselves seem really futuristic...

...I also faintly make out an engraving of 'J' on one, and an 'R' on another.

I hear Mike groaning slightly to herself, uncomfortable. Probably because of how weird this guy looks, but still. 

Anyways, Trish. "...Hey, sis." 

"T-." I make Alice double-take. "That's your sister?"

"Yeah." Trish snorts, bringing a finger to her nose to scratch it. "I'm his big sister. So if any of you want to keep your sorry little heads, then-."

"...Trish, they're my friends." I deadpan at her.

"Oh, right. Still, doesn't hurt to have a bit of motivation, doesn't it?" Trish gives me a grin, patting her large sword. How the hell is she carrying that without breaking her back...? It's like... twice her size. "I can uh... also tell you're wondering how I'm carrying this sword."

"Physical boosts on behalf of Eirin, or whatever she told me." Mokou butts in, giving Trish a dry stare. "...I still have no idea why you decided to let that pussy upgrade your sword like that."

Pussy...? What?

"Hey, bigger means more fun." Trish raises a finger. "...Also more chaos. And more ways to absolutely terrify people. I mean, would you want to fight someone carrying this big as all hell sword, which I have named Sparda, mind you, who knows how to use it?"

"...Trish, you and I both know I would burn that sword to pieces." Mokou still keeps her dry stare. "Or metal sludge."

"True, I guess." Trish shrugs. "But what can you do? Big sword means big di-... Damage. Yeah, damage."

She almost messed that sentence up entirely. I also decide to ask. "...What were you about to say just then?" I also decide to give the most terrifying thing possible after saying that sentence. A smile. Trish should know what that means, right...?

And I'm right! She's immediately sweating. "U-Uh... Not important."

"...Hmh." The rabbit, supposedly Curo, steps between me and Trish. "Not everyday I hear her unnerved. You said she's your sister, correct? Then that would make you Rajime."

So Trish told this guy about me...? "Well, yeah, that's right..."

"...I am Curo Sabaton." He does a little bow. "A lunar rabbit, and servant of Lady Trish. I suppose that also makes you 'Lord Rajime', or something to that degree."

...What. Lord Rajime. I just turn to Trish. "...Servant. Okay, explain."

"What's there to explain? He's my servant. I mean, he swore loyalty to me, and everything." Trish just shrugs. Again.

"...Why is he your servant?" I decide to rephrase my question.

"Eientei didn't particularly... suit my interests, any longer. And, besides this, Lady Trish has assisted me with matters that are... How should I say, personal?" Curo raises a hand for emphasis, before twirling a pistol off-handedly. He's not even looking at it. What. "And her unique gimmick, if you will, furthered my interest in serving her. Of course, I could serve you, also..."

...He looks at Trish, raising a brow. She just blankly stares at him, before her own brows raise in realisation. "Oh, you're-. You're looking to me for uh... confirmation? Curo, I'm pretty sure I told you, and I quote, do 'whatever the fuck you want, whenever the fuck you want, and however the fuck you want'."

...Aaaa~nd there's the Trish I'm familiar with. Three consecutive swears. That's another three pennies to the swear jar...

Honestly, if I had a pound for every time Trish swore, I'd be a millionaire. Hell, ten pence, one pence, I'd still be filthy rich. I specify 'filthy', since the methods I got that cash are, in fact, filthy.

"...Ah. Yes, now I remember..." Curo nods once, before feeling around in his pockets. "I swore I had another one around here..."

...As he searches for whatever it is he's looking for, my eyes trail over to Mokou, Alice, and Medicine, who seem to be chatting about something regarding the incident. Mike just seems to be absent-mindedly staring off into the distance, for uh... for some reason.

Anyways, uh... I decide to make some small talk with Trish. "So... Mokou said something about physical boosts...? Is that how you're able to hold that sword without snapping in half...?" I tilt my head. Seriously...

"Huh? Oh, yeah." She grins, tapping her shoulder slightly with the sword. "Seriously, you should get them too, they rock. Picking up an entire tree's easy!"

...That's concerning.

"Especially if the tree's thrown at you in particular..." She rubs her chin with her free hand, slowly furrowing her brows. "...And then someone throws a bomb at you..."

Okay, what the hell does that mean?

"And then that same someone decides to throw a literal rabbit at you just because you didn't leave when they asked..." She keeps rubbing her chin, furrowing her brows even further. "And then they throw-."

"Okay, I get it. But... still, physical enhancements, Trish?" I bite my lip. "I like my body the way it is... You should too."

"Pfft, really? Only pansies do that. Eirin gave me the raw crack cocaine, dude, I'm stronger than ever! Also a bit of the cyborg enhancements Curo has, to increase my perception and all that crap, but that's an added benefit." Trish grins, chuckling to herself. "I've got nanomachines, son."

Nanomachines. Hmm. I have heard about them, and that they can be used for medical science and a whole bunch of other shenanigans regarding the human body. "Still, I'm... not a big fan of having some foreign substance inside me." I tell her, shaking my head.

"Oh, come on." She tuts. "They're sick. I've never felt better, honestly. Like, watch this." Lowering the sword to the ground, she takes a deep breath and-.

Whoosh!

...She-... She just hurled that gargantuan sword into the air, with only slight preparation. 

"...Lady Trish." Curo turns to lower his eyes at her, pausing his search for a moment. "What did I tell you about throwing Sparda into the air like that...? I'm fairly sure Udongein told you the exact same thing, as did Yagokoro. And Houraisan. And Mokou herself. And Kamishirasawa, and-."

"Gee, Curo, shut up." Trish gives him a sour stare. "I'm trying to have fun, and show Rajime how sick it is to have these enhancements in my body."

"...Noted." He focuses on me, gives me a brief look of sympathy, before sighing and going back to searching his pockets. "Now, if it isn't-."

...Whoosh-. Thwip!

...That was the sound of Trish catching Sparda, as the sword is apparently named. "See?! That was cool!"

I guess that is cool. But I focus on Curo. "What're you looking for, exactly...?"

"A personal concoction of mine." Curo elaborates. "...In more precise terms, it's the ultimate medicine to ever exist. Not even Yagokoro can make a drug like this, because only I have the materials necessary to make it. I personally call it Black Sabbath, in reference to my last name, Sabaton."

...Isn't a sabaton like, an armoured boot, or something? I just caught that... And I'm fairly sure 'curo' means to perform with care, or to take care of something. Huh.

Basically his name just means 'take care of your feet with armour', or something. That somehow makes no sense, yet some sense, because stubbing your toe is the worst. Especially on a coffee table. Trish erupts like a volcano when she does that... and it isn't pretty when she does, either.

"Now, it should..." Curo's eyes light up as he produces a vial with a black, fizzy liquid inside. "Aha! This is the Black Sabbath, you see. I made it fizzy so it's easy to drink, I know outsiders prefer fizzy things these days... But I can make it in other flavours. Don't ask how. What you should know, however, is that the medicine I hold in my hand here can cure even the deadliest of viruses, plagues, infections, and poison. It's a miracle cure, if you will."

"Yeah, nerd stuff aside... Hey, you wanna know one of the ingredients?" Trish cuts in with a smirk on her face, to which-.

Pap!

Curo slapped her. "Be quiet, you. My recipe is top-secret." Wow.

"Okay, okay, sheesh, you and your weird concoctions..." Trish sighs, rubbing where he slapped her on the cheek. "...All I was going to say is that mochi is involved." 

"...Ah. That's reasonable, then." Curo brings a hand to his chin, apologising. "My apologies, milady."

"...Do not call me 'milady', Curo." Trish deadpans. "It makes me sound like I'm fifty."

"Mmm. But you are my lady..." He pouts. "It's only reasonable I show due respects. It's what I was taught back at the Lunar Capital, with my former mistress, anyway..."

"Lunar Capital? Former mistress...?" I raise a brow in wonder, before coughing into my hand. I-... I didn't expect to cough, but...

"Mmh?" Curo glances at me. Well-. He looks at me. His visor makes it hard to tell where he's looking exactly, since it obscures his eyes. "The Lunar Capital is... well, the capital of the Moon. It's where the Lunarians reside, and where I resided, for a time, serving my mistress... Though, unlike Udongein, I was not some 'frilly pet' of the Watatsukis. I was too noble. No, instead, I served another well-respected figure, who... is regrettably imprisoned, that being the Moon goddess, and Hourai immortal, Chang'e."

Chang'e... Why does it feel like that name rings a bell-.

...

Why do I have such a serious sense of déjà vu right now, actually...? It's like... I should know of her, but I also shouldn't. It's... a really, really strange feeling.

"Whoa, you uh... You feeling good?" Trish expresses a bit of worry. "You just kinda... spaced out, when Curo mentioned Chang'e. I mean, he told me this story like, five times, each time with little new parts about his uh... relationship with her. as well as his loyalty, but... I didn't react that way."

"Y-Yeah, I'm fine..." I shake my head, dismissing the feeling the best I can. "Just... a sense of déjà vu, you know?"

"Ah. Yeah, that crap's weird." Trish nods in understanding. "You met Kolar's master yet?"

His master? "You mean Flandre? Yeah, I've met her. I actually met Kolar himself earlier today."

"Oh, damn. Still, they're a good pair for each other. Kolar seems alright with taking care of her, being her butler and what-not, even though she's a goddamned vampire. Funny what fear does to you, it desensitises you eventually, don't it?" Trish pockets her free hand.

"...Ah, yes, the younger Scarlet..." Curo smiles. "She is... quite enjoyable, albeit bizarre. I can tell she doesn't have much opportunity to talk to others... Still, Kolar-san seems to have a considerable influence on her, from what I can deduce."

"Yeah, leave the nerd stuff for later, Curo, we're not breaking any bads yet." Trish makes a reference that I'm pretty sure nobody, barring me, understood. "...Nor are we blowing up any drug cartels, nor are you teaching me to make drugs. Y-. You aren't teaching me how to make blue drugs, right?"

"...Y-... Your thought process confuses, astounds, and bewilders me as always, Lady Trish..." Curo shakes his head, slightly unnerved by Trish's words, whilst also being really confused.

"Oh, sweet, exactly the way I like them." Trish chuckles to herself, brushing her pink hair to the side slightly. "...So what the hell're you going to do with that Black Sabbath vial, exactly?"

"...Uh... Ah, that's right." Curo sighs. "I can't believe I had gotten caught up in conversation... It goes to show how little I converse outside of necessary briefings and communication among other rabbits, Yagokoro, and Houraisan regarding sensitive information, Earth-born and Moon-born alike."

Houraisan... "You know, you mentioned a Houraisan before. Who's that, exactly...?" I express interest in whoever this Houraisan person is.

"She's a fuckin' pussy!" Mokou shouts abruptly, much to the confusion of the others.

...Well that's helpful.

"I mean... Yeah, not wrong." Trish actually agrees with that. "She's just holed up in Eientei's inner depths waiting for random shit to happen. Or if she gets bored. Also, uh... by that, we're talking about Kaguya Houraisan. Former Moon princess, immortal like Mokou is, u~h... Very secluded. You'd like meeting her, you have a lot in common. I mean, hey, if you want, I could get you two set up for date-."

"No." Curo denies her, pointing a pistol at her with surprising speed, before twirling it into a pocket. "No. That... That would just be a disaster waiting to happen, I'm certain..." Regaining his composure, he shakes his head. "Ahem, ignoring that attempted matchmaker disaster in the making... Lord Rajime? Here." 

Extending his hand out, he... offers me the vial of Black Sabbath. "It looks really fizzy... How did you make medicine fizzy?" Seriously, that's impressive.

"Sabaton secrets." He gives me a neutral grin as I take it and examine it. "And besides that... Whilst I do primarily serve Lady Trish, I will also serve you where possible, if necessary. Consider my strength yours, if the time demands it."

"Yeah, basically, he's saying he can make super drugs for you." Trish nods. "Like, say, cocaine squared. Or if you're having a bad day, he can hook you up with some special devil's lettuce."

...I swear... I place the tube of it into my shirt pocket, turning to her. "Trish, need I remind you what I think of drug use for stuff that isn't medicine?"

"It is medicine though, Rajime." She nods. "...Very good, addictive medicine."

"...She isn't wrong. All of the drugs I create, sometimes with assistance from Yagokoro, are medicine no matter what, be it cure-alls, sleeping powder, vision-enhancing candies, mints that make you breathe ice, restorative mochi, virus-killing dango, spicy yet sweet tea that makes you breathe fire... I try to make most of my medicines into sweet things."

"...What the hell was that mint one? What was that tea one?! What the hell does that mean?! That's not medicine, those're bio-weapons...!" I blink at Curo in surprise...!

"The mint kills heartburn, and the tea clears your body and mind." He adds helpfully. "...But all the earth rabbits use it to play pranks on each other. I also give those mints to ice fairies just to see what would happen, if I'm bored. Hell, I even give that spicy tea to Mokou every now and then. She likes it, even if she erupts into flames moments later."

...

"You scare me." I settle on.

"Fair enough." He accepts this, at least, as Trish snorts.

"Wait until you see the 'Super Miracle Mooncakes'... Boy, do they pack a punch." Trish begins grinning slowly. Okay, do I want to know what those do...?

"Lady Trish, you-. You know those are still experimental..." Curo expresses genuine concern. "Did you genuinely consume one whilst I wasn't looking...?! Was that why you had crumbs around your mouth that one time?!"

"...Maybe." Trish gives Curo a neutral smile, before putting a hand on his shoulder. "All it did was give me this elated feeling for like, three hours, before I felt depressed for an hour afterwards."

"...Hmm." Curo furrows his brows, considering this feedback... "It seems I'm going in the right direction with their purpose, at least..."

Bloody hell, he must be one hell of a chemist in his free time...

"Now the question is, have you ever thought about sake that makes you extremely sober? I have a prank I want to play on someone." Trish gives him a question. Um. Before she asks him if he can make a bomb out of a liquid...

"...What exactly does this... Black Sabbath taste like? Just so I know, if I ever need to drink it..." My throat feels sort of parched, actually, and there's not only an itch on my neck, but on my back, too. It's one of those really, really annoying itches that happen all over your spine and stuff, too... That's annoying. 

"It tastes like grape wine." Curo tells me. "...But I did mix some strawberry into the mix. I'm experimenting with flavours, obviously, and all of my goods are experimental regardless of the fact. They're not certified to be safe, but... they're safe more often than not due to a special ingredient of mine. Not that I can tell you, of course, a superb chemist like myself needs his secrets much like a magician does."

"Why... are you so good at chemistry, exactly...?" I decide to ask him...

"Are you familiar with the tale of the Jade Rabbit?" Curo asks me. Um... not really...? "If not, allow me to explain. If you were to look at the Moon from down here, on the Earth, you would see a rabbit. Said rabbit is myself, of course, since that rabbit is believed to be the companion of Chang'e, which I was for a time. Especially in Chinese mythology, apparently. That is... my origination, after all, since I was born of the Earth at one point, but I rose to the Moon with my mistress, the perfect companion, the perfect servant, the perfect protector and fighter, and... the perfect rabbit in general." As he points his right hand directly up, his head moves to look at the nearby moon, too. It's... very bright, and full. Very full. "...Some say that beside me, on those markings, is a mortar, and in my hand is a pestle. It's also believed that is what I used to pound the elixir of immortality, none other than the Hourai Elixir itself, which is not only how Chang'e achieved immortality, but Houraisan and Mokou also. There may have been an instance where had drank the elixir, too, but I can't remember much about that. My memory is... quite clouded, with many things. My cousins, nephews, and nieces of various moon rabbits who seemingly appeared one day without warning... They all attempt to follow in my footsteps, pounding mochi in hopes of one day pounding medicine, but there's no replicating my knack for it."

...Sheesh, that's heavy... "Do... you miss being up there?"

"What? No." Curo snorts, shaking his head. "I hated it up there. It was very authoritarian, very strict. I hate that. I like freedom. I want freedom. My relatives are slaves, up there, forced to do the bidding of the Lunarians. I hate that aspect. We aren't just servants, we have lives. I have a life. I have a soul, feeling, emotions, and a sound body and mind. That's what makes me alive and free. And besides, I'm pure to the bone, even spending so much time among the impurities of Earth, the one place the Lunarians refuse to touch without a plan. And I'm willing to sabotage any plans they have in order to purify this land to force me back to the Lunar Capital." He grips his fist, scowling. "...I also want to punch the Watatsukis in the face, multiple times for what they did to me, but that's a story for another time."

...Watatsukis? What the hell did they do to Curo...? Who even are they...?

"Basically the Lunarians are racist against anything impure." Trish summarises for me, grinning. "Except for some, apparently there's a few good eggs, or whatever the hell you'd say."

...I mean, she's right, that is what I would say.

"Mmm. My combat mentor, for one, is a forbidden warrior. I... particularly miss him. Lady Chang'e, too... She was always bright and cheerful, always having some wisdom for me..." Curo warmly smiles, hugging himself slightly as his breath goes shaky. "I miss her, I miss her soft embraces, I miss the head pats for jobs well done, and-."

"Okay, don't go weird on us, Curo, I still need you for later." Trish reminds him, sighing. "Look, I get you like, adore your former mistress, and what she did for you, but I'm your lady now, right?"

"Yes, yes, I know, I just like to reminisce on the good days of the lunar society..." Curo also sighs. "...You wouldn't mind patting me on the head, though, would you...?"

"...Curo." Trish deadpans.

"I-I'm just saying!" He flinches slightly. "I just... like a reward, after a job I do that goes well..."

...I think I can make a judgement on his general character, now. He presents himself as a pretty assertive, confident guy, but deep down, he's a really big softie. I mean, he just went super soft when he said he missed being hugged and being patted on the head. He's also extremely sentimental regarding Chang'e... Curo seems proud to have been her companion, though. 

Still, not sure what to think about slavery on the Moon. Or racism towards impurity, as Trish said. The Lunarians sound like one hell of a problematic civilisation, if you ask me...

I mean, Curo sounds really smart, if he's able to come up with experimental drugs that Eirin can't make. And as far as I know, she's the best doctor around... and the only one. I think.

"Okay, look, Curo..." Trish pinches her temple. "...I'll give you a hug after we get back to Eientei. It's getting late, and that lunar rainbow market crap was weird anyway..."

"Really?" He perks up, his ears jumping right up as well. They're fully extended, and... they're actually really long. And thick. "Y-You really mean it...?!" They look super soft, I just wanna... nuzzle into one. Man, Trish has it lucky... Where's my fluffy bunny rabbit to snuggle up to...?!

"Sure." Trish rolls her eyes, muttering something under her breath.

"Thank you, Lady Trish!" Curo bows in appreciation, glad. Wow. Trish uh... really made an impression on him, didn't she...?

"Yeah, whatever." Trish ignores him, before focusing on me. "So~... Did Kolar tell you I'm running a bar now?"

"You're what?" I blink. Kolar never told me that...! 

"D-. Did he not? Oh, for the love of-..." She grits her teeth, before shaking her head. "I told him so he could specifically tell you if he ran into you, which he did. Did he forget, or something? Fucking hell, Kolar, I specifically told you to tell him that when you ran into him..."

"Must've forgotten, then." I nod... then furrow my brows. "But still, a bar? Really, Trish?"

"Yeah. It's called Outer Heaven, and it's near the square of the Human Village. It's just... down one of the back roads. Basically, I own it, and Curo helps me to run it. I mean, he swore loyalty to me, after all, so I might as well put him to work. Lessens my own workload." Trish smirks, looking up at the nearby moon. "He handles all of the finance and stuff, I hate maths. Also I have no idea how properties work here, but that's aside the point."

"Quite." Curo twirls out the pistols again, idly spinning them in his free hands. "...Though, I also double as the security. Lady Trish is the barkeep and waitress. Outer Heaven itself is... quite homely. It's akin to one or two of the lunar sake bars that I used to go to in the Lunar Capital."

...I'm more interested in those pistols, honestly. "...What is it with those pistols, anyway...?"

"Oh, these?" Curo flips them into the air then firmly catches them correctly. "They're my special pistols. They shoot lasers, instead of bullets, but they're pin-point precise most of the time, assuming my ability doesn't interfere with their being. This one's named Jouga-" He holds up the pistol with a 'J' engraved on it... "-and this one is Rototsuki, given to me by my mentor." He then raises the other pistol, which has an 'R' engraved on it. So Jouga and Rototsuki...? "They're... special. Unlike the other myriad of weapons used by lunar rabbits and earth rabbits, my pistols can be customised and upgraded to do more than just simply shooting bullets or lasers. If I wanted, it could shoot flowing water, streams of fire, hazy ice, strong wind, solid rock, electric bolts, basically any element. I can even shoot bullets that alter one's perception of reality, if I wanted to. I mean, it's like staring into a moon rabbit's eyes, but twofold. You'll be driven insane in minutes."

...Okay, cool. Trish clicks her tongue. "So, basically, he can abuse the elements with his pistols. But that's not all. See his visor? That's the only one of its kind, because nobody can apparently replicate that thing. It'll allow Curo to see anything, and when I mean anything, I mean anything, no matter what you're wearing, how fast it is, or how hidden it is, Curo can see it."

Okay, cool! He has super vision...!

"Yes, thank you, Lady Trish." Twirling his pistols with dexterity back into his pockets, Curo places his hands on his hips. "...So, am I correct in presuming you came out to look into these... bizarre Ability Cards also?"

"Yeah, that's... right. Didn't one of you mention something about a lunar rainbow market...?" I tilt my head. I'm pretty sure one of them mentioned that...

"Oh, yeah, funny thing actually." Trish speaks up. "...Apparently, not only is the moon full tonight, but there's a lunar rainbow too. There's an entire market around the top of the mountain, and we went there, me, Curo, and Mokou, but that was weird so we just left instead of buying anything and before someone else could harass us about taking the cards we gathered. I mean, I dunno, you might like going up there, even if it's cold as balls. Bu~t you should probably see what a certain crow tengu's up to, and I don't mean that asshole Aya."

There's another mention of Aya. But... the tengu, huh...?

"Mmm... We actually came out here chasing a fox youkai. A kuda-gitsune, if I recall." Curo furrows his brows. "...But for the life of me, I can't seem to find her, even with my enhanced vision."

Well, that's troubling, but it's not really my problem, is it...?

"But still, check with the tengu." Trish tells me, smirking. "They deserve to get beat up."

"...Why?" I blink at her. What did they even do to her...?

"Fake news." Trish nods once. Oh. "...One of them spread fake news about me, and I'm pissed about it."

"I thought I told you barely anybody reads the Bunbunmaru, though...?" Curo gives her a concerned glance.

"Yeah, but it's still slander." Trish gives him a stare. "...Slander against me. I hate that. I figured you would too, Curo, since it's specifically slandering my name, and you swore loyalty to me."

"...Ah. Well, yes, that... is correct..." Curo nods slowly, looking to the side...

"Then be pissed about it, for fuck's sake!" Trish throws her arms up, nearly accidentally flinging that huge sword into the air again, before stumbling to correct herself with its weight. "Fuckin'... ugh. Big swords are too clunky."

"...Why didn't you get a smaller one...?" I tilt my head to the side. Seriously, Trish...

"I mean, yeah, I could've." Trish gives me a raised brow. "But dude. Big sword. Who wouldn't want a big sword? It looks badass. Sort of like Curo's pistol tricks. Actually, wait." She turns to Curo, grinning deviously. "Do the introduction, Curo."

"I've... already introduced myself..." Curo actually looks embarassed...? What does Trish mean by 'do the introduction'...?!

"Do the introduction, Curo. Y'know, the one you did when you met me for the first time." Trish places her free hand on his head, ruffling his short hair and bunny ears. That... makes him perk up.

"A-Alright, fine, fine, Lady Trish..." Sighing, he steps back, clearing his throat.

"Oh, hey, you might wanna take a look at this, actually. He rarely does this at all. I've only seen it once, but..." I hear Mokou speak up, followed by the sounds of shuffling feet. I glance over and see that literally everyone else is looking at Curo expectantly.

"What exactly is this...?" Alice raises a brow, intrigued.

"Curo has literally everything planned for any encounter. Watch." Trish points, grinning. I can tell she's giving Curo a look that just says 'don't screw this up'.

...

Is he going t-.

"Yue Tu, ex-leader of the Phantom Ravi Elite." Curo's visor flashes to a bright, piercing red as he starts twirling his pistols at ludicrous speeds. He even fires a few, muffled lasers, just for show. Or I think they're for show, since I swear he hit at least four people in the shadows with those. "Also known as... Curo Sabaton." He flips a pistol, which I think is the one named Jouga, then fires it seemingly midair at something in the shadows around. "This might be the last face you'll ever see... So learn it well." He fires again, seemingly at nothing, but then a moment later, a noticeable impact was heard as something crackles. "The loyal companion of the lunar goddess Chang'e, the first moon rabbit, the Jade Rabbit themselves... Those are all me. You'll never compare to a living legend like myself, and my twin pistols will be the judge of that. Now draw!"

...I'll have to admit, that was... impressive. I have no idea what he shot at during that speech, either.

"...That was..." Alice pauses, trying to think. "...Excessive."

"That's the second time I've ever seen him do that, now." Mokou keeps her hands in her pocket. "First time was when Trish met him, also for the first time or whatever. Second time was right now."

"What... uh... did you even shoot at...?" Mike expresses some slight concern.

"Fairies. Youkai. You know, lesser beings that hold no importance. Alive or dead, they matter not. Mere hindrances for the future, they are, so I suppose you could say I'm... alleviating the problem?" Curo twirls his pistols back into his pockets, smirking. "Of course, none of those were tengu or kappa. If they were, that would cause problems. Besides, from what I could gather of them, they seemed to be overly generic anyway. Unimportant entities who only care about killing humans, those were. I can't particularly have that, now, can I?"

"...What was that impact, though?" Alice expresses slight concern.

"...Probably an electric fairy. They don't react well to my lasers." Curo stares off to the side idly.

"Yeah, they all go 'crack-oom' surprisingly quietly, all you hear is a cracking noise, and then they detonate into a field of electricity. It's uh... amazing to look at, but a son of a bitch to walk through later. Especially if you're trapped on the other end, and trust me, those don't go away for a good while." Trish speaks like she's had a first-hand experience with that... Guess I'll take her word for it...?

"They really don't." Mokou sighs, lowering her eyes.

"I'm not even going to ask." Alice shakes her head, before giving Medicine a glance, who's just been... quiet. "What did you think of it, Medicine?"

"Huh? Oh, um..." She bobs her head back and forth, seemingly giving it thought. Su-san does the same, from what I can spot of her. "...It was cool, I guess?"

"Mmph." Curo sounds like he's pouting. Oh-. Whilst he's here, and whilst I have the opportunity...

I whip out good old Gensopedia from my bag. "Hey, um... Curo, you wouldn't mind filling out a page for yourself in this, would you...?"

"...What the fuck is that? Where'd you get a diary from?" Trish raises her brow slowly. "I didn't honestly think you would write a diary."

"Well, it's more of a handbook, so I have things I can go over later, but it's also a diary, I guess..." I respond to Trish's vulgar statement with a lower voice.

"Ah, is that so? Well, I would love to." Curo holds his hand out to take Gensopedia, and its funny pen. "...Hmm. This reminds me of the pens at Eientei... No matter. What do I need to do, exactly?"

"Just, uh... write your name in one of the blank pages. Trust me, the pen does the rest..." I give him a ginger smile. 

...He gives me a brief glance, before moving the pen to write his name, and...

...

There it is. He just has a very focused expression, if it can be called that. His eyes're hidden, but his mouth is pursed into a very serious look. 

Trish also seems to have noticed. "...Holy fuck, what did you do to him...?"

"It does that. I had nothing to do with it." I give her a grin. "That pen makes you write everything you know about a topic. It's uh... spooky." 

"Yeah, no kidding." Trish waves her hand in front of Curo's visor, to get no response. "What the hell... Bloody spooky, impulsive pen and book, those are."

"But the way I see them, they're useful." I shrug. I know they're useful, too. I got Flandre to fill an entire page on herself out, as well as Medicine and Mike.

"...Damn. I need me one of those, now..." Trish mutters, clicking her tongue. "Then I could get Curo to force people to write in it, by forcing their hand..."

Well, that's a thought, but... "...I'm pretty sure it only works if they willingly write their name down. Like Curo did."

"...On that note, I'm done." Curo announces. "What a bizarre feeling..."

Oh, he's done, eh...? "How long'd that take you, exactly?" I swore that took, like, no time at all...

"A few minutes. I'm a fast writer, I'll have you know." Curo simply smiles. Well, that's fair enough, then. He hands Gensopedia back over to me, as well as the pen, then I have a look at how much he-...

W-Wow, okay, he wasn't joking, he is a fast writer. He wrote at least six pages of A5 paper in a few minutes. That's... seriously impressive. I'm pretty sure this is A5 paper, anyway. Also, six pages means a lot of information.

"Okay, anyways, uh... I'm sure as fun as it would be to have Mokou throw her entire life story in there, me and Curo have a bar to get back to, and Mokou has a... whatever it is to get back to." Trish gives Mokou a glance, who nods.

"Yeah, sorry. Maybe if you ask me tomorrow or something, I'd fill it in then. I mean, no harm, no foul." Mokou shrugs. "Still, sorry. Can't help it. Got a moon princess to fuck up."

"Oh, that's what you're doing, then." Trish snorts. "How much do you and her fight, anyway...?"

"...Trish, I can't even answer that question." Mokou deadpans in response. "You know I can't, either."

"I guess that's true, huh. Alright, let's go. Been fun catching up, Rajime, but peace." Shaking her head, Trish begins heading down the mountain, lugging that big as all hell sword behind her. Sparda. Funny name for a sword. Curo's following behind her, and his visor went back to an emerald green. Mokou also begins following too. They're making some conversation, but it's getting fainter, and fainter, until I can't hear it at all. All I heard was that Mokou was going to kill someone.

...Well that's nice. N-. Not for whoever's dying, but... good for her, I guess...?

"...You know, I can't believe that's actually your sister." Alice speaks up after a moment. "You have my condolences."

Ah... "It's not all bad. She's nice when she wants to be..."

"You two act nothing like each other though!" Medicine folds her arms, huffing. "She's so vulgar, and, and... and weird!"

I guess she is that, too. "That's... just the facade she puts up around others. In private, she's a whole different person entirely, believe me, I would know."

"Mmgh... I guess you'd know that..." Medicine slouches slightly, accepting my words. Well, good to know she's accepting me more and more as a friend.

"Whoa, uh... Huh." Mike looks between me and Medicine. "Did something happen between you two, or...?"

"T-That's not important!" Medicine spits out at her, making the maneki-neko flinch. "Why?! Do you think it's weird?! We're just being... f-friends! There's nothing weird about that! I can make friends however I want, can't I?!"

"Y-Yeow, no need to be so tight about it, sis...!" Mike raises her hands defensively, as I hear Alice chuckle from nearby. I look over at her, and see her by my side.

"...I can see you've got Medicine to crack her shell, at least." Alice speaks quietly enough so only I can hear it, still partially chuckling. "I'm glad. Medicine can be quite pleasant, if you can push past her poisonous, thorn-like aspects."

"Yeah, she's... nicer to me now, at least. I can see that much." Adjusting Aegis slightly, I spin the rope dart in my hand. "So, um... moving on... What next?"

"Well, Mokou told us that if we wanted to find out what exactly's happening, we should head to the very peak of Youkai Mountain. We're almost there anyway, so it shouldn't take too long..." Alice looks further up at the peak, sighing. "...Hopefully. But there was the matter of a certain great tengu being up here. You recall who Sodatsu mentioned, don't you?"

Who Sodatsu mentioned...? U~m... "Iizunamaru, right?"

"Yes, exactly." Medicine raises a finger. "...Apparently she's the chief of the crow tengu, and she's one of the masterminds behind the distribution of these cards. Mokou wouldn't tell me how or why, though... Or either of us three."

"...Trish mentioned something about a lunar rainbow market." I decide to speak up on. "She said that's happening at the peak too, and..." I pause. "...Apparently someone was trying to harass her, Curo, and Mokou about taking the cards they had collected. No idea what that means though."

"Hmm... Let's head to the top of Youkai Mountain, then. We'll find answers one way or another." Alice settles on, before floating forward, before glancing at Mike and Medicine as she passes. "...You two caught all of that, didn't you?"

"Y-Yes, ma'am!" Mike nods, following her. Medicine just sort of... drifts back to be near me. 

"...What's that?" She expresses interest in the vial of Black Sabbath that Curo gave me, sticking her head really close to my chest to look at it. "Did that weird rabbit guy give it to you...?"

"It's medicine." I nod at her. "...Not you, obviously, but you know, drugs."

"Oh..." She furrows her brows at it. "...I can make medicine sometimes. I think." 

"You can?" I raise a brow, intrigued. I mean, drugs are poison. So is medicine, to an extent.

"...Yeah? Medicine's made from poison, sometimes. So I can make medicine that's based off of poison, if I have the right stuff." Medicine actually smiles. "...But I don't do it very often, because the only people who really use those medicines are humans, and I hate humans. Well-. Most of, I-I don't hate you, I just... Gah, you know what I mean...!"

She's cute, like that. "Don't worry, I get what you mean entirely. Some humans're... stupid, let's leave it at that." Especially people outside Gensokyo, but Medicine doesn't need to hear that, I think. That'd just enforce her hatred of humans further, especially after she hears what they do to nature, and stuff. 

"...But what's that stuff do...?" She tilts her head as I begin jogging after Alice, as she hovers beside me, like a big, hug-shaped doll. Which she is.

...I would genuinely hug her, if it wasn't for the poison on her body. I like dolls... which I'm pretty sure I've mentioned before. Dolls're just... really neat, you know? You can make them, and then you can design them to your heart's extent... I think that might be why Alice has so many dolls of her own. Not only are they useful, but she can make up so many designs for them. Pretty sure she said she'd consider my suggestion of making a Titan Doll... Now that would be fun, if she did make that. Aw-. Imagine climbing inside of it, super snug and super safe, and then-...

...I'm fantasising. Huh. That's a first... Still! Point I'm trying to make? I'd like to snuggle a doll. They're hug-shaped. Especially big dolls like Medicine.

I... actually sound weird when I say it like that. But am I wrong?

No. I'm not wrong. I am not wrong. Hehe...

"...Why're you looking at me so weird...? I just... asked a question, and all you did was look at me funny..." Medicine speaks up, reminding me that I was staring at her particularly hard. Oh. Oops. "What's that fizzy medicine stuff do?"

I... Did Curo actually tell me what it does...? Um... Oh, that's right. "Curo told me it cures 'even the deadliest of viruses, plagues, infections, and poison'. I'm pretty sure that just means 'cures any bodily ailment in general'. He did call it a miracle cure..."

"It cures super deadly poison?" Medicine blinks, looking down. "...I didn't think that was possible... It also kinda ruins my ability, sorta..."

"Well, Curo said all of his medicines are experimental, so they aren't guaranteed to be safe..." I think on it. Come to think of it... "I don't think he ever mentioned that he sold his medicines, either. He just cooks up bizarre things, like mints that let you breathe pure ice, or a tea that makes you breathe fire. Apparently he tries to make all of his medicine taste sweet." 

"Like... candy?" Furrowing her brows this time, she purses her lips. "Medicine can taste like candy...? It always tasted bland to me..."

...Okay, what does that mean? "You've tasted medicine before... why, exactly? I thought you were a doll...?"

"...Kinda. I'm a youkai doll." Medicine looks to the side. "So I'm kinda still a doll, but I breathe and stuff. It's weird." Then, she looks like she realised something, correcting herself. "But the only air I breathe in is the poisonous kind! And because of how polluted the air is and stuff, I can exist just fine in all of it!"

Oh. Wow, that's... simultaneously good to know, whilst also being a dark reminder of how big of a problem pollution truly is. Air quality is a big thing, after all.

"...I also know pure oxygen's poisonous to humans, and stuff, so if I wanted, I could make oxygen..." Medicine gives it some thought. "Actually, maybe I could make pure, clean air...? I dunno, maybe I should try that later..." 

...You know, that's a good question, actually. Does her ability allow her to separate pollution from the air...? "I mean, it'd be more convenient if you just separated the pollution from the air itself, wouldn't it?"

"Hmm... I guess..." Medicine shrugs. Well, that's cool and all, but... "U~m... As for why I drank actual medicine...? Well, that's, uh... Trials. Drug trials. Some weird doctor lady wanted to see how medicine'd affect me, since I've pretty much got poison all over me, and inside me, and stuff."

...Ah. "Eirin?"

"...I think that was her name...?" Medicine furrows her brows. "I dunno."

Oh, neat. But there's another thing. "It sounded like you and Curo knew each other, though. Why?"

"...He asks me for special kinds of poison he can't get anywhere else." Medicine looks ahead, humming. "He's kinda nice to me, too... Super nice, actually. He's not some big meanie like I thought he was at first, because he gives me candy every now and then, even though I can't really eat it..."

"He gives you candy for poison, huh...?" I think on it. That's... awfully nice of him. No wonder Trish has him has her little servant, or pet chemist more like. She's not strict... but she isn't lenient, either. I mean, she's not some complete ignorant moron who doesn't care about anybody but herself and her family, I'd know that. But she is terrifying, when she has to be. I know it's just her acting to be intimidating, but... the stuff she says? Terrifying. Horrifying. The types of words that make you absolutely shocked to the core. Boot-quaking, uh...

...

I'm running out of adjectives, but I think I've made my point. Trish is nice, but in a disturbing way. I think that's why Curo's hanging around her. He gives me a similar vibe.

...Vibes are actually pretty funny, if I'm gonna think about them. They give you something to judge someone, or something else, off of. Like, say, Medicine gave me bad vibes. She doesn't now, obviously, but before I properly met her? I would've had bad vibes from her, and I would've wanted to avoid her. That's exactly what I mean. Curo gives me the same vibes Trish does. Someone who's serious and dark, but can be kind deep down. They're... a good fit for each other, honestly, and from what I saw and heard during our conversation, Trish plays off of Curo really well. He also sounds really smart if he's able to make medicine like that, and this vial of Black Sabbath-.

"Kh-." I nearly enter a coughing fit, my body tensing up as I raise my hand to my mouth. "Kaugh-. Kauf, ugh..." W-What the hell...

"H-Huh...?" Medicine pauses to look at me, concerned. "A-... Are you feeling alright...?!"

I... I feel hot... Or maybe the air got warmer...? "Y-Yeah, I'm..." I trail off, because something in my hand that wasn't there before caught my eye. T-... There's blood in my hand. I-. Oh. Oh. Am I... sick...? Huh... That's a first.

"...That...!" Widening her eyes, Medicine looks directly at my hand. "You're not fine! You're poisoned, and, and-."

"I-I'm fine, Medicine." I reassure her, shaking my head. Okay, maybe I do have a use for that Black Sabbath vial, then...

I bring it closer to my face, and... There's a cork on it. Hngh...!

Pop!

Okay, popped it off, just gotta drink it...

Bringing the glass tube to my lips, I watch the black liquid inside flow into my mouth. Curo said this was medicine, and whilst medicine isn't usually black, I'll trust his word...

Immediately, a smell and taste of grape wine and strawberry hits me. I-. Whoa, okay, he wasn't joking about that... He can really add flavour to medicines like that...? It's also very fizzy. Reminds me of soda. Grape and strawberry flavoured medicinal soda. That's pretty much what Curo's Black Sabbath is...

Gulp, ulp...

And before long, I've emptied the entire vial. Well...

...

Everything feels colder again. Everything also feels... better. I feel a lot better, actually. More relaxed, too.

"D-Did... Did that do anything...?" Medicine asks shakily. I can tell why she's shaky. She uh... probably figured that she poisoned me. Which is exactly what I think too, and I think I know why.

"Yeah... Yeah, it did. I felt what was probably a fever die off almost immediately, plus my body feels a whole lot better." I grip my hands slightly, rubbing my neck slightly. "Whatever he put into that Black Sabbath really worked its magic... I also think I know how I got poisoned, too."

"Yeah, it's... probably because of me, isn't it...?" Medicine frowns. Closer I look, she was really worried. "I-I didn't want you dying! I... I don't... I don't want my only human friend dying on me..."

So she really considers me a friend, eh...? Well, that's relieving. She also specified 'only human friend', too. Huh... "Don't worry about it."

"Y-You probably hate me, because I'm the one who poisoned you, don't you...?! I'm sorry...!" Medicine puts her hands on her head, wincing.

...Did she not hear me? "Don't worry about it, Medicine. I'm not mad at you. I'm not mad at all. I think it's pretty fortunate we bumped into my sister, otherwise, I'd be suffering from your poison right about now." I go to put my hand on her head, before realising what I was about to do. "...I almost poisoned myself again. Hahaha..."

"You're... You're not mad?" She sniffles, before lightening up a little. "You're not mad! Thank you thank you thank you...!"

"Whoa, hey, it's alright." I chuckle into my hand, before wiping away the blood I coughed up. "I should be fine, so long as we don't touch each other directly."

"R-Right!" Cheering up, she begins flying ahead. "C'mon, the other two're probably wondering why we're so far behind...!"

Oh, right. Alice and Mike still exist. This moment almost made me forget about them... Goes to show what being preoccupied does to your mind, huh?

Well, let's go catch up with them...

 


 

Nothing really eventful happened outside of Alice asking why we were so far behind for a good while. Neither one of us told her about me being poisoned, which is probably for the better. I mean, hey, no poison means a healthy body, right?

...During this downtime, and since we had a bit of time before we reached the peak, I opted to read whatever Curo put down. There's... a lot of stuff in his entry. He's mentioned all kinds of different people, given references for things, hell, even his origins before he was a moon rabbit and was an ordinary white hare. He did also make a note that it wasn't particularly accurate, due to it being many years ago. Apparently, when he ascended, he changed from a white hare, to a black hare. Why? I don't know. He doesn't know either, he just figured it was a thing regarding ascension to divinity and purity. He did also mention Junko, funnily enough. I wonder how he knows her...? 

On top of that, he mentioned a plethora of other people. That goddess Chang'e, for one, but also Reisen, Eirin, and that Kaguya person Trish mentioned and offered to matchmake me with. Which, let's face it, is a horrible idea in of itself. But there's a few he mentioned that I don't know of... especially in a passage regarding his life in the Lunar Capital, up on the Moon.

...Which, mind you, I find it hard to believe there's an entire civilisation on the moon, but I played it cool enough... I think. As soon as he mentioned a Moon goddess, I went 'ah, yep, there's people on the moon isn't there' subconsciously, I think. It uh... goes like~...

"...Life in the capital... Well, at a time, I guess it was luxurious. I was treated differently to my kin, due to my status of being the first ever moon rabbit, one basking in a jade light. But enough of the theatrics, let's get into it. I was given everything I could ever ask for, all the materials I could need, all of the luxuries a high-ranking entity could have, I even had a special seat on the lunar council, which is sort of what dictates what goes on regarding Moon politics. But those're boring as hell, and they're all authoritarian anyway... Well, not all of them. My former mistress, Chang'e, wasn't. She was benevolent... and she was quite selfless too. She stopped a tyrant in the making, Hou Yi, by secretly taking his dose of the Hourai Elixir, which I had assisted Yagokoro in creating. She and I... have our ties, I suppose. Yagokoro, that is. She was also on this council, for a time. My mentor was too, a living Lunarian legend by the name of Mariyana no Rototsuki... Of course, if you asked anybody about him these days, any Lunarians that is, they'd act like they don't know who you're talking about. He was... abruptly exiled for treason. I have my doubts, though, and I'm still fighting to see him again. I don't even know where he went, he was exiled, then he just... vanished completely. He taught me everything I knew regarding combat and utilising materials to the fullest to create the medicinal wonders I make today."

Rototsuki... That was the name of one of his pistols, wasn't it...? Did... he name that pistol after his mentor? If so, then... that's one hell of a sentiment to have. Curo must've adored him. I keep reading...

"Rototsuki... He's a strange man. His ability's to create materials from seemingly nothing, but he's a master of fighting too. A true soldier and craftsman, if you threw him into the battlefield, his innovation would destroy everything around him. Trust me, I've seen him create a bomb from nothing but a few rocks, I even wonder how he does that. He's really, really old though. Probably one of the oldest Lunarians known to exist, actually... Or, well, I know to exist. Everybody else acts like he doesn't exist. Especially the other moon rabbits, who fear speaking his name in case they get punished for it. You know what's funny? Around the same time of his exile, my former mistress was imprisoned, apparently having drank the Hourai Elixir. I went to ask her if she did, and... she told me she did. She was afraid they'd come for her life after exiling Rototsuki, so she drank it in a panic. It's also around this same time I learned of Junko, as Chang'e had informed me that someone had a particularly powerful grudge against her, after she told me she drank the Hourai Elixir. She could feel it. I don't know how, or why, but she felt it. A grudge as blazing as the sun, as pure as the fury behind it... Frankly, it terrifies me. I believe I'm fortunate I've never actually met her myself."

He learnt of Junko through Chang'e...? She felt a grudge? I-. Wait, that's implying... Junko has a grudge against this Chang'e lady, and from how Curo makes it out, she really has a big grudge against Chang'e. Given Curo's affiliation with her...

...That's troublesome. Maybe it's a big misunderstanding, though...? I can only hope it is. I keep reading in hopes of finding out more, but...

"...Sadly, that's all I know of Junko though. Udongein's told me about her. Yagokoro has, too, as has princess Houraisan. Speaking of, princess Houraisan, also known as Kaguya, was a moon princess. She's been dubbed a Hourai Immortal, as that's the term for anyone who's drank the Hourai Elixir. She's constantly fighting with Mokou, which is annoying, because I had to clean it up before I met Lady Trish and swore loyalty to her. Now that's some other poor soul's problem. Dragon God and Hakurei bless their soul, because they're gonna need it. Ahem, moving on... Other denizens of the Lunar Capital. There's Lunar Sage Kishin, Sagume Kishin that is, and... she's bizarre. I almost swear she's like a youkai, and not a Lunarian... She's particularly similar to an amanojaku, if I recall. I have done my research on the types of youkai in Gensokyo, and I know being called an amanojaku probably fits her the best. There's also the Watatsuki sisters, Toyohime and Yorihime. I despise them, for very personal reasons I cannot name. However, what I can name? I believe they also had a hand in the exiling of my mentor, Rototsuki. I've never confirmed it, because I can't without raising suspicion, and it's still just a suspicion, but even then, I believe they had something to do with it."

He despises the Watatsukis...? I guess he does have his reasons to, even if he can't name said excuses. He did give me one to work with, and that's the thought that they may have been involved in exiling his mentor, Rototsuki. Hmm...

Another passage catches my eye, and it's a more lighthearted one.

"But hey, it's not all doom and gloom. There's still a few Lunarians who prefer liberty up there, and they're ones I'm particularly good friends with. Namely, Tasaina Tamashi, a Lunarian scientist, and a good friend of mine. He's considered a genius among the Lunarians, but his research is... questionable. His research is solely driven around impurity, but he's not researching it to exterminate it. No, he's trying to find a way so that impurity can be made pure, without outright killing the impure object or person in question. Akin to an ascension, of sorts, but he's also trying to minimise the risk impurity poses to the Lunarians... I've heard a rumour he's trying to create a being that's made solely of human and youkai DNA, a true impure being, that can adapt as it fights and learns its surroundings. He's not creating a bio-weapon though. He wouldn't. Secondly, there's Ryona Niriti. He's... a unique one, for me. He's apparently related to the Watatsukis, but I think he's their nephew, or something. Still, he sure as hell doesn't act like them. Only thing he really cares about is having a good time and drinking obnoxious amounts of sake. Especially lunar sake. He also eats nothing but peaches, but then again, the only food we have up there are either peaches, dango, mochi, or carrots. And only the moon rabbits eat the carrots. Still, they're good people, and they aren't overly strict like other Lunarians are. I guess they were raised well, like Rototsuki, myself, and my former mistress. I'm sure Lady Trish would hate the guts of the Lunarians, though. She even reminds me of myself, a long time ago... Clueless, determined, and headstrong. But unlike me, she's got determination and awareness. Something I lacked. Thus, I have swore and pledged loyalty to her, and solely her... Of course, I can serve my lady's brother, Lord Rajime, if the need arises. Currently, I'm assisting in running Outer Heaven with milady, in that Human Village place."

...And that's it. His entry is really long, as are his passages. 

Maybe I should visit Trish's bar at some point. Could be a good relaxation spot, if I ever need one. Or, hey, when she's not running the bar, she could come visit Sannyo's den, when I'm working. It's a good opportunity to let us catch up on stuff that's happened so far... Maybe I could tell Trish about that in our dream meeting tonight. Kolar, too, depending on if Flandre'll allow it. Or if she comes with him. I don't really mind, Flandre seems nice. She reminds me of a child, being so carefree, among other defining traits, like her somewhat informal tone. 

...That talk about her living in a basement still pains me to hear, even when I remember it now. I'm actually glad for her that she has Kolar as her butler and friend. 

On that note, never would've imagined Kolar being a butler. He's way too nervous about things, but I guess it worked out well for him, eh? His dynamic with Flandre, or Flan as he called her, reminds me of a big brother and little sister situation. I don't think Kolar actually has any siblings... Not to my knowledge, anyway. If he does, he's never told me or Trish.

...My mind also drifts to something else... Sumi... Doremy said she'd try to allow me to meet Sumi in a dream at some point, just so I can catch up with her. I'd like that. I guess mysteriously disappearing on her is a bit rude, but I can't help it. I didn't even get a say in being spirited away like this. But I'm also glad I did, the outside is boring, and dull, and full of depressing things. Here? It's the opposite. A land of fantasy, excitement, beauty, nature... It's got everything. Except technology, or science, which is honestly the thing that broke the rest of the world. Here, life's... undisturbed by it. Humans're curious, but I can tell that they're kept back and in place by youkai. 

...Actually, that makes me wonder... Can humans actually become youkai? How does that actually work, I wonder...? Maybe it's question for Junko, or something. Or... um... someone who knows about that. I don't... think I actually know anyone who does-...

...Wait.

Alice said she was a human, at one point, but she became a magician eventually. I think Sodatsu also said the same thing for herself. I could ask either of them, at some point... But they'd probably only know how to become a magician. Not anything specific like, say, a kitsune or a yuki-onna. Or whatever Kolar said Arashi was, or a yamajorou like Sannyo is. Actually, wait, aren't yamajorou and yamanba just women who live on the mountains that people call hags or witches...? I guess yamajorou are more refined and higher class, given Sannyo's... attire, and given how sociable she seems.

...I could try and become a yamajorou, if I wanted. That'd be fun. Not sure how I'd feel about being called a mountain hag, but that's whatever. I mean, I am a woman, after all. Nobody actually knows I am one outside of Sannyo, and eventually, Saikoro, Kifujin, Yokoshimana, and Okinaneko, who I'll be working with in the dens sooner or later... Oh, and Junko, if I see her anytime soon...

Well, tonight's still a nice night, even if the high altitude makes it... unfavourable. Because it gets colder the higher you go up, and all that. 

So, anyways... I close Gensopedia so my face isn't buried in it, and look ahead. I heard some idle chit-chat as I was reading, but nothing too major...

...I don't think I missed anything big, anyway. Maybe I did. If so, oops.

"Hmm..." Alice hums, thinking about something. I think Mike just asked her something. "I don't believe so. I do find it strange how there aren't many tengu around, though."

Oh, something about tengu.

"I mean... Yeah, it's weird how there aren't any, but it's good for us, right? Less distractions, and... y'know." Mike scratches one of her cat ears slightly. I still can't get over the fact she has four ears. 

"...I don't like the tengu." Medicine adds.

"Not a lot of people do, though namely, that disliking comes about as a result of Shameimaru, and her spreading of misinformation." Alice nods along. I wonder if I'll ever meet this Aya girl...?

"Guess that's true." Mike looks to the side. I'm just casually jogging alongside them right now. It was sort of awkward to read Curo's entry, but I managed it. "But uh... it's calmin' up here, isn't it?"

"If by calm, you mean 'cold', I suppose." Alice agrees, taking a deep breath, before exhaling. "There's something about breathing deeply this high-up on a mountain that's... reassuring."

...Y'know. I take a deep breath. "Yeah, it really is something else."

"Oh, you're uh... done readin'?" Mike jumps from my sudden interjection. Well, yeah, I guess that's reasonable. "Didn't notice..."

"I just finished." I shrug. 

"Hmm... Do we really gotta bother with the tengu though...?" Medicine pouts. "I don't like them. At all."

"If it weren't necessary, I would avoid them..." Alice sighs, before scratching her chin. "Although, I may have a-."

"There's no avoiding the tengu on this mountain." A new voice speaks up. "After all, we're the ones namely residing on it." 

Now who...? I look dead ahead at whoever said that, finding... a woman. Yet another woman. I-. Okay, that sounds weird to think aloud. But still. It's a blue-haired woman with red eyes, wearing... a dark blue dress. I think. It's dark, so it's hard to see, but I see a white trim and... belts? There's also some golden pauldron covering her left shoulder, and I see a big blue gemstone embedded in it. Other things I can make out is a dark cape with fluffy white fur tufts lining the bottom, plus this little dark blue hat thing on her head, and... dark violet sandals. Geta, I think. They look awkward to walk in. 

Another thing to note is that she's carrying a tripod over her right shoulder, and there's a test tube of some kind on her belt. It's empty, though...

"...Speaking of tengu." Alice stares directly at this new figure.

I-. That's a tengu? Huh.

"So what do we have here, exactly?" She eyes us four. "Judging from this... A human male, a magician, a youkai doll, and a maneki-neko." She somehow got each of our descriptions right, at least. "Out on a nighttime group hike? Or are you simply lost?"

"Uh... Who're you, exactly...?" Mike tilts her head.

"Me? I'm one of the Great Tengu, Megumu Iizunamaru." She introduces herself, bowing slightly. Wait... Iizunamaru? Why do I feel like I've heard that name-...

"Ah, hang on, didn't Sodatsu mention someone like this...?" I turn to Alice, raising a brow.

"Yes, as a matter of fact, she actually did." Alice furrows her brows, looking directly at Megumu, as she's named herself. "You wouldn't have happened to sold any cards to someone called Sodatsu, would you?"

"I've sold a lot of cards to a lot of people." Megumu shrugs, dismissing that. "Do you think I genuinely have the time to remember each individual person who bought cards off of me? Today's been quite busy for the mountain, after all, and especially for the tengu. Now, I have no interest in whoever you four are, although..." Her eyes linger on me for a moment. "...This isn't necessarily a place that a human should set foot in so easily."

"Do you think I didn't consider that when I came up here...?" I tilt my head at her. "Besides, we have something we're looking into. You wouldn't mind answering a question or two, would you...?"

"...Depends. What exactly would those questions be?" She asks me back.

Alright, here we go... "So... Ability Cards... They've been going around like wildfire, what's exactly the deal with them? If you know, of course."

"Know? Heh... Hahahaha! I don't just 'know' about them, you silly human, I made them!" Megumu laughs, finding my question funny... Wait, hold on, she made them?!

"That's exactly as Sodatsu said..." Alice brings a hand to her mouth.

"What?! What do you mean you made them?!" Medicine raises her brows.

"Hey, hold on!" Suddenly, another girl appears, jumping out right beside Megumu. It's a blonde-haired girl with yellowish eyes, and... she looks like a fox girl. Kitsune, I mean. I say that, due to the big fox ears and the big, poofy fox tail behind her. All she's wearing is a white, one-piece outfit, with green bands towards the... uh... what're they called again...? Hemmings? I spot some flower pattern on her left thigh, and the only other thing she's wearing is socks. Also she's holding a test tube in her hand, which seems similar to the one I noted on Megumu's belt. I notice how her other hand's shaped like a fox head, too. Huh.

Also, who is this?

"See-. Things've gone bad, just like I said!" She talks to Megumu as if she's familiar with her. Hmm... "A whole bunch of humans came around snooping, including the Moriya maiden! Way, way too many humans, actually. And a rabbit, and a vampire... But my point still stands." There's that mention of Curo and Flandre respectively. "Look, I suppose we don't have a choice by now. How about I deal with the human and the maneki-neko, and you take on that magician and doll, Master Iizunamaru?"

"Ahah... Ahahahaha!" Megumu begins laughing. "Don't get full of yourself, Tsukasa." Now I have a name. "You're far too confident in your own strength, despite being such a weakling. And not to mention that if you got injured, I'd be more troubled by it than you would. I'll deal with them. You stay back!"

"Really?! It's four against one-." Tsukasa protests, but Megumu raises her free hand.

"I said stay back. I'll be fine." Megumu assures her, as Tsukasa reluctantly sneaks into the shadows.

Okay, I've got an idea. I turn to Alice, then address her, alongside Medicine and Mike, lowering my tone to a whisper. "Alright, here's the scoop... Uh... How about you three keep her preoccupied, and I go chase after that Tsukasa girl we just saw?"

"...That would be smart, actually." Alice considers. 

"Uh... Really? What if she likes, shoots you? I'm pretty sure you can't shoot bullets, bro." Mike raises a brow at me, to which I just raise Aegis and Strand simultaneously.

"...I have a shield. I'll be fine." I tell her, confidently grinning. "And besides, if it goes bad, I can dash away."

"Mgh... I don't wanna see you run off on your own, but..." Medicine thinks on it. "Go for it? We're friends, and friends back each other up, right...?"

"Mmm. Alright." Alice clears her throat, and suddenly, the area lights up thanks to a whole mess of dolls with torches. "Iizunamaru, wasn't it? You'll face only us three. He stays out of it." She points at me, expression serious. "After all, he can't use danmaku."

"...Very well." Megumu accepts this, but seems skeptical. "How do I know he won't do anything that'll cause a disruption, though?"

"What're you talking about?! He's a human!" Medicine gets annoyed, shooting some bullets in a careful pattern at Megumu. I can tell she's not holding anything back, since that was a lot of danmaku she just fired.

"Hmph, fair enough... Very well then, come at me!" Megumu raises her hands, shooting out some star-shaped bullets of her own.

"Rajime, you know what to do! Don't worry, we'll get our answers out of her, you worry about your own thing!" Alice shouts at me, taking to the air as she also begins firing bullets and launching out dolls. Which also fire various danmaku.

"Yeah, go get 'em!" Mike also calls out at me, also doing the exact same thing. More bullets to the absolute mess of a light show above.

...And before long, it's a whole array of colours and bullets, lighting up the mountain like a strobe disco. Some nearly hit me, but I throw Aegis in the general direction Tsukasa went... and I go flying what the hell-.

Whoosh...!

I'm... going pretty fast. Man, maybe it is good I can go fast with this, without a limit. Who knows what would happen if I got hit with too much of those bullets? Because from what I could tell, nobody there was holding back. Even Mike and Megumu.

Now, if I were a kitsune, where would I go...?

...

Probably further up is my bet. Now-.

Thud!

"Wa~h?!" Wait I just flew into someone what-.

...Thud.

Whoever it was, I proceed to flop onto on accident, and they're beneath me, having forcibly fallen over... Um-. What-.

"G-Get off of me...! You're going to crush me, I swear-." I feel them trying to get away from me, but... "Ngh...!" Hey, hang on, that voice... 

...

I seem to have somehow flew directly into Tsukasa and bowled her over, then kept her pinned to the ground with my body on complete accident. Well that's fun. And convenient.

"I said get off of me!" She yaps... But at the same time, she actually is pretty weak. It's like Megumu said. She's weak... As in, not very physically strong. Huh.

...Carefully, I position myself so that I'm crouching, but she's being firmly pressed against the ground. "Hiya, friend. You have some explaining to do."

"W-What?" Moving her head slightly, she looks up at me. "You... You're the man from that group who was facing Master Iizunamaru...! Why are you here? How did you even catch up to me?! Why hasn't Master Iizunamaru stopped you?!" She wants answers of her own. Well, that's good.

"Look, you want answers, I want answers." I respond, keeping her pressed firmly against the ground with Aegis. "...Well, allow me to answer two of those questions. The first and third, that is. I'm here to question you specifically about this Ability Card stuff. Megumu's also preoccupied with my friends, so she can't come and help you."

"...How sly." She rolls her eyes. "I bet you're here to try and contain me in a pipe or something so you can use my kin's natural ability to bring wealth, aren't you?"

What? "...I didn't even know you could do that." I blink. "But that is interesting to know, I guess..."

"...Wait, what?" She's actually taken aback. "You don't know what I am?"

"Yeah. Care to enlighten me? I might consider alleviating some of the pressure I'm placing on you if you do. Good captives get treated better, isn't that right?" I give her a smile.

"...I suppose." Sighing, she wriggles her arms from under my leg. I'm just sort of crouched on top of her, and my right leg's pinning her right arm to the floor, with my left leg doing the same for her arm. It's awkward, but it works. I'm also using my hands to keep hers to the ground, and I've lowered my body enough so I'm barely touching her back, but it's so she can't spring up and kick me off, or something. I can feel her tail brushing my neck, though. Might need to keep an eye on that... "...I am a kuda-gitsune. We're usually foxes or weasels that bring wealth, should you keep us in a pipe or something similar. Trust me, we only bring the best wealth."

"Okay, so why're you holding a pipe, then?" I raise a brow at her, having a brief struggle to carefully take the vial she was holding in order to expect it. It's... made of glass. And it's see-through.

"Oh, that's my home, and I'd much rather it if you didn't break that." Tsukasa moves her head enough to glare at me, before her eyes widen upon realising that I'm holding it. Alright. I'm not a home wrecker anyway. I just... slip it into my shorts pocket instead. "Wait... You-..."

"Look, I'll give it you back when we're done here. I promise." I raise a finger, grabbing her wrist again.

"...Haha... You silly human." She... laughs...? "You don't have the faintest idea of what you've just done, do you? By taking that pipe from me... You've essentially just laid your claim. Upon me. Before, whilst I would serve under Iizunamaru, as she was the last outside of me to hold my pipe... You took it, and pocketed it no less, which certainly complicates things, since I need that for safe rest. Of course, I am quite the adaptable one, so of course, I'm willing to adhere to your will now instead. Basically, you just changed my loyalty, in a sense, merely by taking my tube. Now this is quite interesting, isn't it?"

...Oh. "...Does that mean you won't run away if I let go of you, then?" I raise a brow.

"Of course. You have my word." She gives me a foxy smile. Alright... Carefully, I let go of her, and raise off of the ground to stand properly, as she does too, looking down at her tail and one-piece. "Hmm... Fortunately, you hadn't gotten my outfit or skin dirty. Quite fortunate, I despise getting dirtied, as much as I despise getting wet."

"Meaning you don't like bathing?" I tilt my head.

"...If I'm not clean, I don't like bathing. It's tedious, constantly replacing the dirty water with clean water." Tsukasa shakes her head, raising her hand back into that fox head position. "But, now, I suppose that's your duty, isn't it? Before, Iizunamaru would do such a thing. Now you're responsible for me, thanks to your cluelessness. Though, I suppose this is quite amusing. Iizunamaru has no idea I've betrayed her, like this. I suppose this makes you my new master... Hmm. What is your name, actually? I don't recall us ever introducing ourselves."

"...Rajime Naga." I tell her my name, pocketing my hands. I keep my right hand over the tube I took from her, since I put it in my right pocket. "You?"

"Master Naga, then." She nods, smirking. "...Kudamaki. Tsukasa Kudamaki. My fortune is your fortune, and such formalities." Okay, wow, is this how Trish feels to have Curo by her side? "You said you had questions about this Ability Card business, didn't you? Feel free to ask away, Master Naga."

...Last name formalities, huh. Let me just set something straight. "First, don't call me that. Just call me Rajime. It feels weird to be called 'master', like I'm the dominant one in this relationship. I don't want you feeling obligated, either."

"...Oh? Well, thank you for this, I suppose. It makes matters so, so much easier, if we were able to simply address each other on a single name basis. Or, I suppose, it makes it easier for me to address you. Feel free to call me whatever you want. I prefer 'Kasa-chan', though." Tsukasa winks at me, before holding her other hand up into that fox head position, as she slinks her way beside me, proceeding to float behind my back, with her little fox head-shaped hands being held just above my head, from what I can tell.

"Kasa-chan? I guess I can call you that." I nod, stepping forward slightly. She moves with me. Oh, well this is fun. Wait until Alice finds out about this, she'll be surprised. "Hmm... So about these Ability Cards... Who's exactly responsible for them?"

"Well, that would be Iizunamaru, she orchestrated this from the very beginning with my assistance. However, she's not the only mastermind. There's also a market god she used in order to get the abilities of various residents in Gensokyo onto those cards." Tsukasa answers, sounding particularly smug about something. "That would be Lady Tenkyuu. Or, the God of the Unowned, Chimata Tenkyuu. She's the main presenter of the Lunar Rainbow Market, which is happening ri~ght near here. As a matter of fact, I was heading over there to discuss with her about Iizunamaru's plans. Believe it or not, Iizunamaru was planning to betray Lady Tenkyuu, due to her gaining so much faith and power from these cards. Of course, I was keeping this secret, under obligation to my former master, but now? I have no such obligation. If anything, I'm obligated to what you want."

"...You're quite a sly one, aren't you, Kasa-chan?" I crane my head around to raise a brow at her, to which she giggles.

"Yes, yes, my kind are quite devious, at times. Not to worry, I have no intent of harming you. You were willing, and foolish enough, to forcibly change my obligations from Iizunamaru, to yourself." Tsukasa keeps giggling, before sighing. "Now... Lady Tenkyuu and Iizunamaru aren't the only ones responsible for this incident. After all, it wouldn't have been possible to create these cards, without the Dragon Gems from the Rainbow Dragon Cave. Of course, those are Izanagi Objects. Ore from the era of the gods, in a sense. That's what the cards're made of, when combined with Iizunamaru's rather dubious methods, and Lady Tenkyuu's ability. But someone has to mine those, no? And that someone has to be a person who can withstand the anoxic depths of that cavern. Enter an oomukade, Momoyo Himemushi. She has some agreement with Iizunamaru regarding digging for the ore there."

Oomukade... The same one Misumaru mentioned, and the same one Sannyo's worried about. I have a name for her now... Momoyo Himemushi.

Wait, doesn't 'Hime' mean 'princess'? Is this Momoyo some kind of princess, then...? Centipede princess?

"Of course, I'm not particularly fond of her. Her level of intelligence bothers me. All she cares about is a good fight, not anything else." Tsukasa just outright calls this Momoyo person stupid. "Even so, I had delivered messages to and from the Rainbow Dragon Cave, messages from Iizunamaru, to Momoyo. It annoys me, frankly. I'm so glad I don't have to do that anymore."

"...Wow. That's cold." I stare at her face briefly, before shrugging. "But really, that's not any of my concern... Do you really want Megumu knowing you've pretty much stabbed her in the back, though...?"

"...Not particularly. She has shown me hospitality, after all, but changing loyalty according to my tube's holder is in my kind's nature." Tsukasa sounds generally unsure about that, humming. "Hmm~... Of course, if you don't say anything, I can keep acting as if I'm on her side, but in actuality, I'm supplying you with valuable information regarding the tengu. I'm sure Lady Tenkyuu doesn't want much to do with me, though, so I'm afraid I can't assist with anything regarding her. I can tell you have insecurities of your own that you don't want anybody knowing. That's a common thing among you humans, although..."

...What? "What do you-."

"Your gender." Tsukasa slyly works her head past mine. Why does she-...?! "You think I couldn't tell? You're acting like a man, when you're clearly a woman to me. That's quite sly, if I do say so myself. Aha, although, I do quite like that in a master. Knowing how to lie and present yourself as something else entirely. Of course, of course, I won't actively use this information to harm you... I'm just using it as something to keep in mind. Mmm... I can tell you and I are going to get along just fine. Iizunamaru won't even notice a thing, if we work this newfound partnership of ours right."

"Really...?" I blink, worriedly looking around. "What if someone heard that...?"

"Oh, come now, there's barely anybody out here at this time." Huffing, she floats past me, reaching into my pocket for her tube. "...I'll just hop into this for now. Keep it in your shirt pocket, would you? I'd like a good view... You don't mind, do you?"

"N-No, but..." I'm about to say something, when she places it in my hand and seemingly just... walks inside the tube. Wh-. How the hell did she just do that...? She's... also far smaller, fitting inside the tube perfectly, like a pocket pet. "How did you-...?"

"Don't ask. And don't tell anyone about this either." Tsukasa glares up at me as I place her in my shirt pocket, like she asked... "Why, thank you. Now shall we walk?"

...Sure. I begin walki-.

"Not that way. Left." Tsukasa instructs me. "We're seeing Lady Tenkyuu, I have a feeling you'd particularly enjoy meeting her."

Uh... Okay? I begin walking left-.

"Now, hold on there." I hear another voice and it's... one I wasn't expecting to hear. That sickly sweet tone... Is that...? "Why, fancy running into you out here, this late at night, my dear Raji-chan."

Oh, no.

I slowly turn, and see a certain nine-tailed fox seemingly stepping out of nothing. "...Akane...?"

"Oh, you remembered my name, did you? Why that's quite nice." Akane gives me a sickening smile. It's... terrifying to look at. The fact she can actually touch me anywhere now... "No, rather, it's quite sweet of you. I had thought you would wish to forget about me, shelf me for a later date... I was wrong. Consider me impressed, you aren't like other humans after all."

"...Akane...?" Tsukasa mutters, before popping straight out of my pocket and appearing beside me. "Back off, would you? He's mine."

"...Is he, now?" Akane raises a brow, chuckling. "Kasa-chan dear, I don't think you've exactly recognised me, have you? I'll forgive you this once, since it is dark out, but..."

"How did you learn my name...? Who are you?" Tsukasa seems disturbed.

"Oh, believe me, I know a lot. About you, about Iizunamaru, about Tenkyuu, Himemushi, Komakusa, every resident of this mountain. I've lived here for many years, following the faking of my death." Akane raises her book to her mouth. "But genuinely, that second question... Have you really forgotten who I am, my Kasa-chan? Then you would do well to remember that I am Akane Shirogane, the Death Defying Wicked Beauty of Ancient Terror. I don't believe you've heard me use my title either, my dear Raji-chan. For that I also apologise, I merely forgot at the time, though you know it now."

"Shirogane... As in-." Tsukasa's eyes widen. "Oh, I am so sorry, Lady Shirogane! I thought you were someone else, I swear!"

"Now you remember me, Kasa-chan?" Akane snorts. "I thought you were better than this. I had taught you how to use others, after all."

"Y-Yes, I know this, but-." Tsukasa goes to make an excuse, but she's pulled into a hug by Akane. "L-Lady Shirogane...!"

"I have been missing you, you know." Akane sighs softly, turning her head to me. Um. I feel like I'm watching something I shouldn't. "How exactly do you know my Raji-chan, anyway?"

I'm also not her pet, I hope she knows that.

"Your... Raji-chan...?" Tsukasa can barely speak due to how tight Akane's hugging her. "H-He's my master, now."

"...I think you mean 'she'." Akane corrects her. I-. So she knew all along, didn't she...? "Of course I did. You can't lie against me, Rajime, dear. The same goes for you, Kasa-chan."

...I think she just did what Misumaru did and guessed what I was thinking. Wow. 

"What...?" Tsukasa's confused.

"Not important." Akane shakes her head, releasing Tsukasa to place her hands in her sleeves. I'm surprised she held her book throughout all of that. The kuda-gitsune awkwardly floats back over to my side. "But... still, she's your master? Hm, hm, fitting, I suppose. You could learn quite a lot from her."

"...I'd like to be addressed as 'he', Akane." I stare directly at her, blinking. Don't show fear, don't show fear... That's what she wants.

"Ah, of course, how silly of me." Akane chuckles into her shoulder. "But nobody's here to hear this, you know. It's only us three out here... But I figured you would be in bed, sleeping like a good girl with a gender crisis. Apparently not. What brings you out here, exactly?"

"Ability Cards." I tell her, nodding once. I'm also going to ignore that 'gender crisis' comment. "...I've collected a bunch, but apparently there's a few masterminds behind their distribution, which I want to find out more about."

"Ah. I see. Very well then." Akane's eyes trail over to a nearby patch of shadow and shrubbery. I look over too and get a weird feeling from there. It's a familiar feeling, like I should know what's in there, but part of me doesn't want to approach or say anything about it "...Although, you should go home at some point. It isn't safe for you to be out here at night, after all, my little Raji-chan."

"I'm fine." I shake my head. "I'll go home when I have to. Which is as soon as I confront this Chimata person about the distribution of the cards."

"The goddess of the market? Hmh, she may be rather... strange, for a lack of better words, but I'm sure you can talk something out with her. Hm, hm... Perhaps I shall accompany you two, then. But first, look at the Moon." Akane's hand comes out of her sleeve, a pale, thin finger pointing up at the white sphere above. "It's as bright as it has ever been, but..."

...I look up, and see a rainbow surrounding it. "Is... that a lunar rainbow...?"

"That-!" Tsukasa's brows raise. "That means the lunar rainbow market's going to properly open shortly! That's the best chance to talk to Lady Tenkyuu!"

"Yes, yes, now come along." Akane begins flying off in the direction I was heading, smirking. "I may be able to finally have some fun for once..."

...I glance at Tsukasa, who's floating beside me. "Alright, let's go..."

"Right? This is a perfect opportunity. Let's not waste it now, hm?" Tsukasa smirks at me, seemingly regaining her composure from before with Akane. Okay...

I follow behind Akane, Aegis shifting back to Aegis-Pure. Let's keep it like that...

I also notice that Tsukasa has her brow rose due to Aegis spontaneously shifting in style, but she doesn't audibly question it...

 


 

So we're at... what looks like plains. At the very peak of Youkai Mountain.

"You're telling me that your former master, that Great Tengu, Iizunamaru, had betrayed this god, or was planning on doing so?" Akane turns her head to look at Tsukasa for confirmation.

"Yes, that's correct. Things are going to get very interesting when I tell Lady Tenkyuu that, I can assure you." Tsukasa gives Akane a wry grin. 

"...I'll take your word for it." Akane looks back ahead, then up at the moon. "It never gets old, seeing the Moon be as close as this. Such is a benefit of living this high up on Youkai Mountain."

"...Where do you exactly live, anyway?" I decide to ask Akane...

"Hm? Oh, a hidden getaway I like to call my reserve. Nobody knows where it is, if I don't show them that is, so it's perfect for some peace and quiet. It's far away from those nosy Moriya gods, and it's out of the way of any yamanba, tengu, or kappa. As such, it's perfect." Akane raises her closed book to her mouth, but I can tell she's grinning behind it.

"...I see." I nod at her. "What's even in that book of yours, by the way...? Just asking out of curiosity."

"That's not important." Tsukasa shakes her head.

"No, no, I'm more than willing to field this question, since it's my lovely Raji-chan asking." Akane gives a 'sweet' smile. It's sickly sweet. Also, it feels weird to be called that. "Within this book is many of the philosophies and memories I have picked up from influencing and sickening high-ranking individuals. I was quite a strategic mastermind of my own, at one time, but my personality can shift on the fly, depending on who I'm gaslighting. In fact, I could be gaslighting you both right at this very moment, and you could have no idea. Fufufu~..."

Gaslighting... I never really understood what gaslighting is. I know it's something along the lines of making someone question life.

"Then again, there is quite a fine line between manipulating people and motivating them. Wouldn't you agree, Kasa-chan?" Akane looks to Tsukasa, smirking darkly. "You and I both know what your true goals are."

Sparing me one glance, she looks at Akane in the eyes. "...Yes, there is."

"Now, pray tell, are you motivating Rajime? Or are you manipulating him for your own gain?" Akane clicks her tongue, before glaring straight through her. "...I would recommend thinking about your answer very carefully, Kasa-chan."

At that, the kuda-gitsune actually gulps. "W-Well, I'm... motivating him, of course, he's my master..."

"...Very good." Smiling, Akane places her book under her shoulder. "One quote for you to remember... The one who falls and gets up is stronger than the one who never tried. Fear not about failure, but hold a fear of not trying."

"...How many philosophical quotes do you know, exactly...?" I'm curious...

"Far, far too many to count, my dear." Exhaling, Akane flips her book open, scanning through a few pages before stopping. "Here's one that may help you to understand me more. If one tells a big enough lie, and tell said lie frequently enough... It'll become what's believed to be the truth. Simply put, my entire existence is a big lie, but you can't tell that for certain, can you? After all, any little thing in my words could be a lie. A little trip-up, a trap meant to ensnare your thoughts like a rabbit to the scent of carrots, or like a moth to a flame."

...Weird philosophy.

"...She's not wrong, either. Lady Shirogane is particularly good at lying, after all, her entire ability is based on lying, and lying well. Nobody can determine what's the truth regarding her. Not even the likes of the Hakurei could, if they tried." Tsukasa chimes in, giving Akane a nervous glance.

"My point exactly. I can make even the greatest of youkai terrified with my existence, for they know not of any truths around me, fearing those 'truths' could in fact be very harmful lies. Or, in fact, I could be telling you white lies right now, and you could be eating those up like they're hot cakes in winter." Akane pauses. "...That saying always was particularly strange. Mmm... Now, a question for you. Have you met Tamatsukuri, yet?"

Misumaru...? "I have, yeah... Why?"

"Ah, so you've met with her then. Fufufu~... Much like me, she has her ties to your ancestors. However, unlike me, she's open about it. I cannot be candid about that, however. It's a secret that stays solely with me, and only me. This is because if you were to learn what I know... It would be particularly harmful for you. I do not want that." Akane shakes her head, as Tsukasa raises her brows.

"Lady Shirogane...?" Tsukasa narrows her eyes at her...

...To which Akane snaps her gaze to Tsukasa immediately. "That doesn't concern you, Kasa-chan. But moving on, a question for you. I thought you were happy serving Iizunamaru?"

"Oh, no, she was nothing more than a pawn to me." Tsukasa wryly grins. "She's outlived her use to me, anyway, with this incident nearly being over. I can't really manipulate her anymore either."

"...I see. What made you change loyalty to Raji-chan, then?" Akane squints at her. "Was it adaptability?"

"Well, he triggered it himself. He took the pipe I was residing in, and pocketed it. To me, that spells 'loyalty change'. Whatever he desires to know, I'll answer, simple as that. If he needs me to do something, I'll do that something. It's a master-servant relationship, is it not?"

"Ah. I see." Akane gives me a glance. "...Keep that tube safe, and don't break it. That's considered a subtantially large bad omen in of itself, and in a matter of minutes, bad things would strike you over and over if you did. That, and my sweet Kasa-chan wouldn't have a place to stay. So, really, it's for both of your safety. But another thing for you, Kasa-chan. If you're planning on abusing him..." Suddenly, Akane's nails extend and she looks terrifying...! "There will be hell to pay. Am I understood?"

"Y-Yes, miss..." Tsukasa nods, instead addressing her by 'miss', this time.

"Wonderful. Now keep my words in mind, and serve him diligently. That means no gaslighting either, he's important to my plans as much as he is to whatever you have cooked up in that mind of yours." Akane places her hands, and her book, in her sleeves somehow after her nails shorten back to regular sizes. I have no clue how she just did that, but that's... neat, I guess? I mean, she's looking out for me, in the most unnerving way possible at that, but... I don't know. Can I genuinely trust Akane...?

Tsukasa also just nods, going quiet. Wow. I am interested about one thing, though. "...Kasa-chan, are you really sure about playing everyone else for fools, though...?"

"What?" She blinks at me, before sneering. "Hey, Rajime, I don't think you've got it quite right in there, in that thick little skull of yours, but I was born to manipulate others. I mean, not you, obviously, I would never." She gives Akane a quick, worried glance, before sighing. "...Of course, Lady Shirogane taught me all I know about that, but I swear there's things she's never taught me."

"That's because you aren't ready to handle some of the most destructive ways of lying and manipulating in my arsenal, and you never will be. Not in your current physical state, at least." Akane regards her, looking Tsukasa up and down. "Genuinely, you're pitiful, if you can't even kick a human off who never does any heavy lifting. And I'm talking about you, by the way, Raji-chan. I saw all of that. I must admit, it is refreshing to see Kasa-chan backed into a situation like that, though the way you handled things... My, I can't genuinely say I expected you to go about it like that. I thought you would've let her go, at first."

"...Well, I wanted answers." I sigh. "I made sure to not hurt her either. I was forceful, but I didn't have any intentions of causing harm. That's what I mean..." 

"...Come to think of it, all you did was fly into me, then pin me to the floor like you were about to exterminate or capture me." Tsukasa gives me a sly grin. "You didn't have other intentions, did you...?"

Wh-. "Oh, be quiet." I shake my head. "I'm not some mindless idiot who only cares about... you know." Part of me doesn't want to say that.

"I never said anything about that, if you saying 'you know' means what I think you mean." Tsukasa keeps her very sly grin. Akane also seems particularly amused, but she also seems tired.

"...Kasa-chan?" Akane catches her attention. "Please refrain from making her-. Him think about sexual intentions."

Oh, so that was what Tsukasa was going for, then. 

Speaking of, Tsukasa pouts. "Oh, come now, Lady Shirogane, it's just some lighthearted fun between servant and master..."

"...Yes, but he isn't a deprived individual." Akane snorts. 'Deprived individual'. Funny choice of words. "And besides, it doesn't make sense, why would a woman do that to another woman? Why are you trying to even seduce a woman, anyway?"

...Excuse me? "What did you just say?" I give Akane the most threatening smile ever.

"...Nothing." She was actually intimidated enough by that to dismiss it. Tsukasa also seemed intimidated. Does... me smiling whilst saying that have that much influence...? Well, either Akane was intimidated, or she doesn't like outright angering me. If so, that's considerate of her. "But still, I'm far more in favour of seducing actual men. After all, that was the way things were, back then. Youkai like me would often seduce men in order to... Nevermind that, actually." Akane quickly shuts that down as soon as she brought that up...? Touchy topic, I guess.

"Ah, I know, I know..." Tsukasa deflates, looking at me. "You don't even swing that way, do you?"

...Well. "...Actually, I 'swing' any way." I decide to reveal. "Man or woman, that is. Or people who don't have a gender. Or... uh..." Do I want to tell them about the absolute chaos and confusion that is gender identification outside of Gensokyo...? I swear, there's at least a hundred. Maybe more. That's what I mean by that.

"...I'm aware of that situation regarding gender in the outside world." Akane giggles. "It's quite amusing how humans can come up with so many variations of genders, even though there's only two genuinely set in stone. Well-. Three, actually, since some youkai don't identify as a male or female. Still, you get the point I'm trying to make. I don't dislike the idea of having some more choices regarding gender, but..." She sighs, shaking her head. "...There's far too many for my liking."

"Oh, so you know about that, huh...?" I stare at Akane, tilting my head.

"Raji-chan, I know more than you could ever imagine, my dear." She gives me a genuine smile. "...Sometimes it frightens me how much I know, and how much knowledge I retained. Of course, my wicked thoughts never went away, but I have so many thoughts and ideas about anything. My mind is akin to what you would call a supercomputer, correct? And before you ask, I know of those through the kappa. They make such bizarre machinery... Often with cup holders, mind you, but that's aside the point."

...Cup holders, huh? So the kappa really do make strange machines... Apparently, supercomputers exist. Might be something to look into later.

"...Stop." Akane abruptly steps beside me, holding a free arm out to make me stop. I almost walk into her arm. Tsukasa also spontaneously disappeared, for some reason. "...It seems Kasa-chan's enacting her little scheme... Good. I like a bit of mischief."

"...Huh?" I stare at Akane, as one of her fox ears flick slightly. 

"Now, then... If I were a marketplace god..." She looks around for a brief moment, before-.

"Welcome to the Lunar Rainbow Market." A rather polite yet dramatic voice hits my ears. Did-. Did Akane stop me because she sensed whoever-... Hey, hold on, is this that Chimata lady Tsukasa was going on about? I look around, before seeing a blue-haired woman in the air nearby. She's... dressed strangely. "You two are the first marketeers to arrive for the market's opening. Of course, there were some earlier, although I dismissed them, as the market wasn't open."

She's... dressed very strangely, when I look closer. She's wearing a rainbow-coloured hairband that covers the top of her head, and she has deep blue eyes, much like her hair. Outfit-wise... I don't know how I can describe this, other than an amalgamation of zippers, pins, and a rainbow mixing into a dress. It's like... a whole bunch of different coloured patchworks, each a colour of the rainbow, held together with various golden buckles and countless zippers. I bet that's a pain to wash, if you ask me.

Actually, the dress reminds me of stained glass, for some reason. Not sure why, maybe it's just a vibe I'm getting. Other things... Well, she's got magenta boots on, which compliments her dress. She's also wearing a belt with some kind of purse on it, and... a cape. A white cape, seemingly normal on the outside, but the inside looks like a cloudy sky. Like, a daytime sky, with clouds. It's strange to look at. She's also really visible, being directly in front of the moon, which is actually a nice change of pace.

...Still! "And you would be~...?" I decide to ask up.

"The God of the Unowned, Chimata Tenkyuu. I am also the market's main presenter." Doing a small nod, she introduces herself. She's pretty polite, isn't she...? I note that her fingers are in pretty strange positions. Her right hand's pointing up into the air, whilst her left hand's pointing down near her hip. That pose reminds me of a dollar symbol, which I guess is fitting, seeing as how she's apparently a god of the marketplace. Also, this is the Chimata that Tsukasa was talking about...

"Yes, yes, I am quite aware of who you are, Tenkyuu-san." Akane actually bows, surprisingly, doing a small curtsy too. "I must say, it is a pleasure."

"The pleasure is all mine." She descends slightly from where she is, approaching us in mid-air, before touching down with the ground. She's actually around my height, which is surprising in of itself. Actually, no, I think we are the same height, if we both wore normal shoes. She's slightly taller because of her boots, I think. "And you two would happen to be...?"

"Akane Shirogane." Akane introduces herself, giving a neutral smile. "...I live particularly near to these market grounds, so I figured that I might as well check in and see what's exactly occurring here." She's... like an entirely different person, when she's like this. Then, she turns to me. "Go on, introduce yourself. It would be particularly rude not to, after all."

Huh? Oh, right, yeah, that's... my bad. "...Rajime Naga." I introduce myself, tipping my hat slightly. "It's... nice to meet you..." Okay, didn't outright fumble and mess up my words, for once. I think she looks cool and unlike literally most of the other people I've met so far, Chimata seems to be the politest one. Outside of Junko, obviously, but still. 

"Akane and..." Chimata stares at me for a brief moment, blinking. "...Rajime. Hmm... I'm not sure why, exactly, but your name strikes me as being quite familiar."

"Oh, does it, now?" Akane raises a free hand to her mouth, still smiling. She sure knows how to act around other people, doesn't she...?

"I can't entirely place my finger on it, although..." She reaches around her dress, before checking inside of her purse for something. "Ah, now I remember. Your card's one of the stronger ones, and one which allowed me influence over how many cards were made, which is seemingly odd in of itself."

Wh-... "...My card...? You mean this one?" I produce Solemn White Snake.

Chimata gives it a glance, before sighing. "Well, yes, that one technically is of you, but there's two different cards surrounding you which do entirely different things. You're holding the incomplete version which holds the ability of you and someone called Trish, who I gathered was a sibling, but it's not very efficient due to the contrasting abilities. Your individual card, however..."

As she says this, she produces another card, which is of me snapping my fingers with a big grin on my face. There's also a whole assortment of cards around me, sparkling. "...This is your other Ability Card. I must thank you, as it allowed me to take control of the regulations surrounding the cards far easier." 

...It did? "How do you mean?" I ask her, raising a brow as I pocket Solemn White Snake again. Akane also has her brow raised, curious.

"For one, it allowed me to create cards, when paired with my own Ability Card. It has the very odd and unique gimmick of being able to upgrade the capabilities of the cards around it through manipulating the essences in the air. As such..." Snapping her right hand in the air, a card just... falls out of the air. "...I can do such things as that. It's quite convenient. I even considered you a business partner in spirit, due to the usefulness regarding my power over the Ability Cards that your latent ability seemingly gave me."

...Okay, that's... creepy. "Why did you even know it's one of my cards, anyway...?" I ask her next.

"I presume you've met that lousy tengu, haven't you?" Chimata raises her own brow. 'Lousy tengu'? "Iizunamaru, the Great Tengu?" Oh. I nod. Her tone took a completely different turn when talking about Megumu. "...She has a half-tengu that resides with her called Shinjitsu no Dezain. I have no qualms about her, she's quite pleasant as a matter of fact due to being half-human, and I don't like to see people negatively based on who they interact with. However, that conniving tengu, Megumu, I dislike. Dezain can discern the actions and thoughts of anyone, so long as she has a picture or drawing of them to refer to, and she's the one who labelled all of the Ability Cards that I hold at this moment in time, with the names of the people they're based off of. She could do this, since she can also read into past thoughts, no matter how long ago they were, such as people's names. Therefore, this is why I know your name, Rajime."

O~h... As I nod, Akane poses a question, this time. "...I'm gathering you don't particularly like the tengu, with the exception of this Dezain person, do you, Tenkyuu-san?"

"Not at all, actually." Chimata shakes her head, frowning. "They're always attempting to be conniving and scheming something scandalous that only benefits them. This is why I wish to cut ties with Megumu regarding the selling and distribution of these Ability Cards. That, and I've grown powerful enough to not need her help anymore. Such is the way of business, partners come and go, especially in the markets."

...Then, she looks at me again. "Do you wish to know the reason I orchestrated this incident, actually? I'm imagining you would understand, you came from the outside world as much as I did. Dezain's notes about you told me this."

Um... "Sure, go ahead." Hopefully it gives me something to work with, regarding figuring out why this incident happened. Then I have a reason, and it'd let me understand Chimata's reasons for orchestrating this Ability Card stuff more.

"Very well then. You're aware of market events in the outside world, aren't you?" Chimata starts with asking me a question, to which I nod.

"Yeah, people go there to buy things, or to sell things they make themselves. Like crafts, produce, and all that, right?" I answer the best I can...

"Exactly. People go there with the intent of buying or to make a profit." Nodding appreciatively at my response, she smiles. "I'm glad you're at least knowledgeable on this subject, as the markets outside of Gensokyo are entirely the reason for my moving." Then her smile drops. "...There's too little of them, these days, as the more modern things had become, the less people saw the need to hold traditional markets, thus my faith diminished greatly as a result. I was on the brink of disappearing when I came here. Now, tell me, do you think you know the reason why the markets died out?"

Uh... Hmm... I give this a bit of thought actually. Why would they-...? Oh, hang on, I know. "...It's because of buying things online, isn't it? A lot of things like that you can just do online these days. I guess people got lazier as time went on."

"Quite true." She seems pretty appreciative that I can understand all of this. "...You see, my power is directly tied to physical marketplaces. Not online ones. So if people were to trade and barter online, I gain nothing from it, so I grew weak as more and more people relied on online trade. This was the result of my move to Gensokyo, as I had been forgotten to time, as had the marketplaces."

"Considerably depressing, to be sure." Akane nods, sounding somewhat interested in the topic. "I can't particularly imagine how that feels..."

"Nobody does. To be a god, facing extinction in the face... It's terrifying, frankly." Chimata grimaces. "And to think I, the god that humans need to survive, would be in such a position... It not only makes me worry about my own safety, but the future of humanity also."

Okay, that's... dramatic. Also-. "Humans need you to survive? How exactly do you mean that?" The way she said that was dramatic, but unique. She has her reasons for saying it like that, right...?

"This, you see, is because of my ability." Chimata perks up, regaining her polite tone. "I'm the one who commits the ritual of relinquishing ownership, for you see, whenever a trade of equitable value takes place, my ability triggers, transferring the ownership rights from one person to another over a given object. I don't see a need for profit, the ritual of exchange is the only thing that truly matters to me. This is... also the reason I want to sever ties with Megumu, for she's solely concerned with profit and gathering wealth for the tengu. That conflicts with my plans, which was to restore my deserved faith, and since I have done so, I have no desire to work with her anymore. I can make perfect copies of the cards with my own hands, thanks to you." She gives me a large smile, nodding thankfully. "I genuinely cannot thank you enough for this opportunity, truly. For with it, the potency of these Ability Cards will never falter, as long as I open special markets regularly."

...How interesting... Her ability is pretty much making sure people's ownership of an object, or something really, gets exchanged? That's probably the most obscure and unique ability I've seen yet. Like, Curo's ability is to perfectly make experimental medicine, or something along those lines. Junko can purify anything, Flandre can destroy anything, uh... Alice can control dolls, Medicine can manipulate poison~... Mike can beckon customers or profit, but only one, and... Akane can manipulate lies, apparently.

"...As a matter of fact, I would like it if we actually became business partners, you and I." Chimata actually considers the possibility of me and her working together...? "Even you, Akane, if you would be willing to."

"Hmh..." Akane seems surprised at the offer, funnily enough. "You would really offer that position to me...?" Sparing me a single glance, she grins, giggling to herself. "That is quite a proposition to make, though I'm afraid I'm quite busy with a whole variety of other things. Such is the life of a greater youkai like myself, unfortunately. Like, say, safeguarding Raji-chan here."

...Oh. "...Would... you mind not calling me that in front of someone else...?" I decide to ask Akane...

"Of course not." She shakes her head, before winking. "I've grown accustomed to calling you that, sorry~." 

"...You're just making that up." I deadpan at her.

"Oh, and whatever would make you say that?" Akane's amused now. Okay, let's just ignore her. "Exactly."

"Not listening to you as long as you're calling me 'Raji-chan'." I tell her, focusing on Chimata, who just seems bewildered by that brief interaction. "Still... Business partners?"

"Of course!" She closes her eyes, smiling. "I work far better with humans or other gods than tengu, anyway. It's in my nature, as a marketplace god. I don't seek to gain much, only faith. I would let you handle the profits taken from arranging the market, of course, and we'll split it seventy-thirty, for yourself and myself respectively."

...I-. "Really? A-. A seventy-thirty split...? Don't you want more?" I blink at her in surprise. "I'm fine with a sixty-forty split, even fifty-fifty, if you want."

"...Hmm...?" She raises her brows, surprised. "N-... Now, this is quite strange... I thought you would have accepted that offer. You would genuinely want to share the profits evenly with me...?"

"Yeah. Why? Is there something wrong with that...?" I tilt my head, bringing a finger to my lips. 

"No, not at all. You just... surpassed my expectations, is all." Chimata regains her composure, breathing deeply, smiling. "Well, thank you, that is quite kind of you to consider. A venture where both parties earn equally... I'm quite fond of that concept, though I hadn't imagined a human would propose this. Normally your kind would lie and take any advantage they can get, and that is what I had always thought. Thank you very much for proving me wrong on that, among the other things I still cannot thank you enough for."

...It just hit me how similar her last name is to 'thank you'. Tenkyuu... Actually, hey, might as well say this. "Don't you mean Tenkyuu very much?" I grin...!

...

"H-Hn-." I actually hear her try to suppress a laugh. Akane's also trying to keep as straight of a face as possible, but I can tell that definitely caught her off-guard, too. "Ahah... Ahahahaha!" There we go. Chimata bursts out laughing, failing to keep her composure. "W-Where did that come from...?!"

"It just hit me how similar your last name was to 'thank you'. Tenkyuu, thank you, sounds similar, right?" I explain slightly. "So I just figured I might as well say that."

"I-I see..." Getting a few more chuckles and light giggles out, she eventually calms down, for the most part. "Y-Yet again, thank you for that. I haven't had a good laugh like that in an age... Though, this lightheartedness is exactly what I'm looking for in a partnership. It doesn't have to always be business-focused, and even then, I do quite enjoy it when things can be taken easy where possible. Hahaha... I have so much to thank you for, don't I? Your special Ability Card, for that lighthearted joke, for wanting to share evenly, for hearing me out... It's a nice change of pace. All of those noisy would-be marketeers from earlier had particularly worn me out. If you were here to try and disrupt the market also, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to take it, I would have just assumed that people here, in Gensokyo, hated the markets, and I would have left without another word. No fight, nothing of the sort. I would just leave and disappear, like I was going to."

...Oh. Wow. That's... dark. Pretty dark, actually. Well, um... "You're welcome...? I didn't even know you would do that, so, um... I guess it's good we talked it out, isn't it...?"

"It would be most unfortunate if a god of your capabilities would die out, Tenkyuu-san." Akane agrees, solemnly nodding. "I wouldn't like that myself, as you are a necessary gear in the system for the survival of society as a whole, after all. It's as you said, humans would be unable to survive without your capabilities and rituals of exchanging rights. I did not know this fact myself, though looking closer, I can see how tired you seem. Today must have been particularly long and hard on you, am I correct in assuming so?"

"Hmph... It has been, as a matter of fact." Chimata agrees with her, sighing out, before getting surprisingly angry. "Those foul barbarians that had come by earlier believed they could use violence to hold dominion over objects. Possession of objects can only be controlled by the god of the markets, whom of which is myself! As long as someone possesses something, none can escape from the hands of God!" Then, she calms down, taking a deep breath. "...Apologies, I just had to get that off of my chest."

"It's... uh... alright." I nod at her. "I know what it feels like, to be stressed. I'm... not afraid to admit that I've felt stressed way more than I should ever be in a single lifetime." I don't want to name the reason, but I just want her to know that. "...So I feel your pain, Chimata. Really, I do. Violence never solves everything."

"Which is why you always choose the path of least resistance, or so you believe anyway, of talking things out." Akane finishes for me, smugly smiling. "...Though, pacifism is never always the answer, either."

"...If I'm being frank, I'd much rather the market be peaceful than chaotic." Chimata gives it a thought as well. "So I'm more willing to agree with Rajime regarding talking things out instead of fighting. People who use violence to get what they want are nothing more than barbarians. People who know how to talk things through, on the other hand, and come to a perfectly equal agreement... Those are the types of people I respect. Like Rajime. After all, communication is key in a trade, if you don't have it, you may as well not trade at all."

...Really? Huh. She respects people like me-... Wait, she pretty much just said she respects me. Even though we've literally just met. A-Am I really that noteworthy...? Being respected by a literal god? Never thought I'd see the day where a sentence like that would come out. I guess Chimata is really polite, though. The way she speaks is one thing, she's very meticulate about trying not to offend.

Unless if she's talking about tengu. She hates the tengu because of Megumu. Except for that Dezain girl she mentioned, she said she's fine with her, due to her being a half-tengu. Not a full one, a hybrid. A half-human half-tengu hybrid, who can determine the thoughts and actions of any person, so long as she has a drawing of them on hand. Like me. Which she used to determine which cards belonged to me.

...

You know, the more I think about it, how the hell does any of that make sense...? How did they even get a drawing of me? Where did they get it from? S-... Should I be concerned that someone might be watching everything I do when I'm not in Senkai...?

...No, that's a topic for later. A worrying topic, that is...

Well, anyways. "I'm... honoured you think that highly of me, Chimata..." I scratch the back of my head awkwardly, smiling.

"Well, what can I say?" She maintains a cheery and very polite attitude. "I have you to thank for quite a lot, you're the reason I regained most of my faith, after all. Your ability to create elements had allowed me to perfectly replicate the ore the cards are based off, then I used another few odd Ability Cards to shape them into more copies. It was quite efficient, and for that, I thank you again. I suppose that is the only thing I can really say, since I cannot show my gratitude otherwise..."

...All of a sudden, Tsukasa pops up from nowhere, appearing beside Chimata. "Lady Tenkyuu. I have a report for you."

"Hmm?" Chimata turns her head towards Tsukasa, who leans in close and whispers something. Tsukasa makes eye contact with me at least twice, and even winked the second time around.

...Then, the whispering stops, and she pulls away. "...So she said."

"...What? Iizunamaru betrayed me, you say?" Chimata blinks, before smirking. "Ahahahaha! It genuinely took her that long to realise that? Such a lousy tengu, she is!"

"...By which you mean...?" Tsukasa raises a brow slowly, not sounding like she expected this.

"I always knew that she was trying to take advantage of me to make a profit." Chimata shakes her head, before scoffing. "But she was too slow to notice the fact I was taking advantage of her right back!"

"Oho..." Tsukasa wryly grins. "...How very interesting."

Akane also seems particularly amused by this act of betrayal, but she doesn't say anything, leaning in and whispering into my ear. "Planting the blame onto another, and feigning they did something wrong... This is exactly as I taught her. Fufufu~..." 

...Akane really did teach Tsukasa, then... The fact Tsukasa has such a straight face when lying to a god says something else entirely. 

Then, out of nowhere, Akane pulls back, regaining her neutral expression. "Hmm... You're the fox that was with the Great tengu down there, were you not?" Is... she playing along? "Are you not her minion?"

"Yes, of course. Master Iizunamaru is the highest and only master I serve." Noticing the charade's continuing, Tsukasa nods, sparing me a glance that I can tell says 'don't say anything about our partnership'. I just raise my hand to my mouth, nodding whilst Chimata wasn't focused on me. "But seeing as how Lady Tenkyuu is my master's precious friend, I believed it would be best that we share information, as to ensure that none are disadvantaged by this. I do also believe it would be wise for you to avoid angering Lady Tenkyuu also."

"Quite the manipulator, you are." Akane holds her grin. "Though, us foxes commonly are affiliated with being quite shady individuals."

"Hmhmhm... On that note, shall we begin?" Chimata abruptly asks us something.

Um...? "Begin... what, exactly?"

She stares at me for a moment. "...What do you mean? Our transaction, of course. If we are to be future business partners, then I must trust you first through you selling the Ability Cards you've been stocking up this entire time. It's nothing personal, believe me, it's just so I know I can trust you to share."

To... share? That's an odd choice of words to use there... Maybe-.

"Sell them?" Akane abruptly speaks, smirking. "Oh, we never had such an intention. Or, at least, I don't. But I'm certainly not letting him sell his cards to you, so long as I can stand, act, and speak. And besides, I'm quite fond of my card, it would be a shame to lose it."

"...I see." Chimata squints at her. "You're a criminal seeking to interrupt the flow of the market then, aren't you? I cannot let that be without action. The fact interlopers like you exist is the reason why peace cannot arrive."

"Whoops, looks like you made her mad." Tsukasa begins giggling, moving to leave. "Don't say I didn't warn you~."

"...You're aware of that barbarian talk I mentioned earlier, are you not?" Chimata begins floating up into the air, pointing a hand at Akane. I somehow only just noticed she kept that pose up the entire time, the one that looked like a dollar symbol, until she pointed her right hand down at Akane. "Right now, right at this moment, that very same statement applies to you. You're merely another barbarian, interrupting the flow of my market! But the market has been opened! Let us return all things to nothing!"

And then she begins firing various danmaku at Akane. Which look like cards, the closer I look. Cards of rainbow colours, at that... Wait, Akane disappeared from my sight entirely, where did she-.

"Hi." She appears behind me, grabbing me around my waist before I can even react, before flying into the air. Wh-. What-?! "If we're doing this, you're helping me. It's only fair, no?"

"Wh-...!" Chimata's eyes widen. "Unhand him! He has nothing to do with this!"

"Oh, no, he certainly does." Akane shoots back, smirking. "As I said, us foxes are affiliated with being quite shady figures. I'm merely using him as assistance, to my benefit. Surely, if you cared, you would stop this, before he gets hurt."

"Gh... You are more than a barbarian... You're a conniving maniac! The worst kind of criminal the market could face!" Chimata grows angrier. "If you do not unhand him, I will force you to, from your cold, dead hands!"

That... got really dark really quickly...!

"Oho? I hadn't known you were capable of saying such violent things." Akane sounds amused. "Fufufu~... Gyahahahahahaha! How utterly contradictory! But know this, I have no intent on unhanding him! The one to be defeated here will be you, Tenkyuu-san!"

"W-Why...?!" I ask Akane, struggling and wiggling against her hold...! "Why are you doing this?!"

"Oh, Raji-chan, dear, you wouldn't understand. Not now at least..." Akane's tone goes dark. "Now then, let's begin! Tempation "Satan's Right Hand"!"

Suddenly, small wisps form in the air around Akane, spewing small, very narrow white lasers indiscriminately at seemingly random. But there's a small pattern to it which I notice...

"I suppose there's no avoiding this... "An Offering to the Ownerless!"" Chimata speaks through grit teeth. I can tell she doesn't want to hurt me, but maybe...

The moment I notice some green bullets heading towards me, I intentionally swing my legs towards them, actually managing to throw Akane off slightly, and get hit by a few-. "Tsss...!" Oo~h, m-maybe I shouldn't have done that...! That really stings...!

"What are you...?" Akane's eyes widen once she realised I just did that. When I notice red bullets coming next, I fight Akane's slightly tighter grip and graze my right leg across a few. "Stop it!"

I look across at Chimata, who's just disturbed that I'm actively throwing myself into the bullets where I can. I give her a reassuring grin, before swinging against Akane's hold even more, actually breaking free of her grip at one point, and eventually, after managing to hit some blue bullets head first before being caught again-.

"A-Ahh...!" I'm... starting to go numb... all over... Aaa~h... Everything's going da~rk...

...

 


At the same time... (Chimata POV)

 

"A-Ahh...!" Rajime tenses up in the new hold of Akane has of him, before... slumping, going limp.

...

W-What did he just...? Did... he genuinely throw himself in front of my bullets...? Just to stop the fighting?

I say 'stop the fighting', since Akane outright froze in mid-air, holding the unconscious boy in her arms. She seems... panicked. Troubled. 

...To be fair, that entirely was her fault. For grabbing him in the first place, that is. If she had just fought me normally, none of that would have happened.

But at the same time, I... had stopped also. What he did was... too urgent. It's like the very prospect of conflict drove him to desperate measures, even if it meant he had to actively throw himself in harm's way... No matter how much Akane tried to keep him still, he thrashed and fought back, and eventually, he lost consciousness entirely.

"T-This is..." Akane stares at him in horror. She seems to be genuinely mortified. Well deserved, I think. This was her fault. Nothing will change that. Nothing will change the fact she actively went out of her way to put an innocent marketeer's being in harm's way. She truly is the worst kind of criminal, willing to use innocents to benefit her... "R-Raji-chan? Wake up... Wake up!"

"I hope you realise that you did this, with your own two hands." I narrow my eyes at her, stopping outright. Normally, I believe these danmaku battles would go on for extensive amounts of time, no matter the consequence, but if something important were to occur mid-fight...

...Well, I suppose there's no changing that. It would be unavoidable if it actively interrupted both ends. 

But still, I really can't say I expected him to resist like that. In that way...

"Wake up...! Wake up! Please!" Akane lowers to the ground, gently shaking him. She's genuinely terrified, now. 

"This is your own fault, Akane Shirogane!" I call out to her, making her snap her head to me to glare. There's tears forming in her eyes...? I believe there's something I'm missing, here. She seems to care about him, deep down, but even then... "You failed to factor in his will, you did this, you caused him to lash out, you knew he wasn't fond of conflict, you knew he preferred peace! It's people like you who oppose peace! Exactly as I said! An interloper like you is why peace is an impossibility for anyone!"

"N-No, that's not...!" Akane grit her teeth. "I-I thought... I thought if he was with me, I would be able to..."

"Be able to what, protect him? You thought wrong!" I scowl, approaching her. "He's an ordinary human otherwise, and from what I know from Dezain's notes, he doesn't even know how to use his own ability! He doesn't even know how to do anything, he can't use danmaku, he can't use magic, he can't do anything special, unlike you and I! And yet, still, you willingly take him into the fight, knowing those exact things! You knew he's ordinary through and through, didn't you?!"

"I... I was trying... to protect him..." Akane's breathing grows rapid, tightening her clutch on him. "I tried to keep him close to me, so he would be safe. I-I didn't... I didn't consider he would-."

"You were better off leaving him on the ground to watch!" I step right up to her, and-.

Pap!

I slap her right across the face, as she deserves. She genuinely pauses, feeling her cheek. She even stopped breathing entirely for a moment, blinking a few times. "Y-You... You just... hit... me...? Do you... Do you have any idea... who I am...?" She gently sets Rajime on the ground, turning to me with fury in her eyes. "Do you?!"

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do!" I don't falter for a moment. "You're a conniving fox youkai who actively seeked to harm my future business partner, and you also attempted to hinder the operability of my market! You're a criminal, a no-good, malicious individual, who only brings pain and suffering to those around her!"

The words 'pain and suffering' seemingly make her stop on a dime. "You... wouldn't know the first thing about pain and suffering. About what I've been through. About what he's been through. Even without me, Rajime's... been through far worse. Far more trauma than anyone should've had, at the age that he was, back then."

"...Pardon you?" I furrow my brows and stare at her. "What trauma?"

"The reason... The reason he dislikes conflict so much..." Akane sighs. "...It's because of trauma he had. Trauma he suffered through quite a few years ago. I don't even think he was a teenager, back then... Maybe around the age of ten, or nine." 

"Get to the point." I squint at her.

"...If you insist." Closing her eyes, she said the one thing I frankly didn't expect to hear. "...He watched his parents die directly in front of him. There. That's his reason. His trauma. His suffering."

...

...

...

...He... He what...? "What did you say...?"

"...He watched his parents die directly in front of him. That's what I said. That's what causes his disdain for conflict. He doesn't want anybody suffering like he did because of conflict. It's also the reason his fear of lightning exists, which you don't know about, obviously." Akane stares directly at me, her face going... dark. Darker than I've seen it. "...He watched his parents die from a stray lightning bolt. Two of his siblings were also terribly injured from that same strike. It scarred him, and his sister, for life. I'm not keen on the details myself, but..." She shakes her head. "...If he hears the crashing of lightning, or any loud sound resembling it, he locks up and becomes absolutely terrified of everything around him. Like, say, a pistol firing. Or an explosion. That's his true fear."

"That's... why he's afraid of conflict... That's why he's such a peaceful individual..." I blink, staring down. I genuinely would have never known that, because he certainly wouldn't want to recall such a memory or reason willingly... But even still... "But why? Why would you do what you did just then?!"

"I..." Akane closed her eyes, scowling. "As much as I hate to admit it... That was entirely my fault. I hadn't... known he'd respond like that, intentionally hurting himself to get us to stop... He'd truly do anything to stop fighting, if he could and was given the opportunity... He truly is... a smart one. But even then... I overlooked it. I overlooked his will of stopping conflict. I overlooked his desire for peace. I know he won't forgive me for that, at all. You certainly won't either."

"...Of course not. You harmed my future partner." I kneel down to gently place a hand on the back of Rajime's neck. He's completely out cold... "...I can't forgive that at all. But tell me one other thing, before I dismiss you. How? How do you know this much about him?"

...Akane's eyes trailed to the side. "I... I swore an oath to someone. That I would protect Rajime with my life, and in turn, I would learn everything I could about him and his sister, Trish. I know so much about him, but... That's not my only reason. I knew his ancestors personally, so I have a debt to repay."

"...And yet, you overlooked this, not considering how he felt. I bet you feel quite foolish, right now." I stare directly into her eyes. "I cannot deny you had the intention of protecting him, even if you... had a strange way of showing it, but even so."

"...I know there's no way I can change the fact I actively put him in harm's way. If I could go back and change the past, I could, but that would mean I would cease to exist. Butterfly effect, and all." Akane solemnly places her hands in her sleeves. "I just thought, that if I kept him close, he would be safe, in my arms. But I was wrong. His will to stop conflict overpowered my will to protect, which is frankly quite surprising... He must have gathered up a surprising amount of strength to fight my own. I am quite physically able, after all, far more than he is... Which leads me to wonder if his ability triggered, enhancing his strength with some kind of essence."

"...Possibly." Gently, I pick up Rajime. "I'm... taking him elsewhere. Away from you."

"Go ahead... I'm hopeless anyway. I wanted to protect him, and teach him a lesson maybe, but..." Akane lowers her eyes, looking more and more depressed by the second.

At least she knows. But... a lesson? "What exactly did you mean 'teach him a lesson'?" I raise a brow at her, carrying the human in my arms. He's not... heavy. He's rather light, for a boy. Quite thin, too, so it's easy to bundle him together to carry in my arms...

"...I was going to teach him that violence is necessary sometimes, but not all the time." Akane weeps. "Though, now, he'll want nothing to do with me..."

"Yes, of course he won't." I hold him close to me, narrowing my eyes at her. "You actively put him in harms way, after all, you dragged him into that fight, even though he had nothing to do with it."

"I'm... aware." Akane sighs, turning around to walk off. Good riddance. "I suppose I'll be taking my leave now..."

...As she begins walking away...

"Actually, no, he won't be mad." A completely new voice speaks up. "I imagine he'd just want an answer from you directly, Shirogane."

"...Hm...?" Akane perks up, looking into the shadows before widening her eyes. "You-...!"

Who is this? "And you would happen to be?" I stare directly at the figure emerging from the shadows. It's a woman with perfectly split black and white hair, she's actually dressed quite formally, wearing an almost-regal long-sleeved monochrome top, a grey, almost silver tie, and a long silver skirt that covers anything past her knees. I see quills sticking out of her hair in places, as well as her outfit. In fact, her right arm has some kind of bright white band around it, and it also has something inscribed onto it in black ink.

...I get a brief glance of it as it shimmers in the moonlight. 'Tsumugi A., Scribe of the Shadows'. Presumably, that's her name and title... She has glasses on otherwise, and there's a pen lodged beside her ear. She seems to be a human, though I can tell there's something certainly off with her...

"Why, yes, it's me." 'Tsumugi' smiles at Akane, looking over at me, then Rajime. "...I'm here on business related to Komakusa-dayuu. You know, the yamajorou, who runs the gambling dens. You're familiar with her, aren't you, Akane?"

"...Yes... What does she want, exactly?" Akane squints at Tsumugi.

"She wanted me to go see if he was alright, which he isn't." Tsumugi keeps her eyes on Rajime, before sighing. "Seriously, what did you do to him...? He looks scruffier than he should be."

"Well, she dragged him into a battle of bullets, even though she had no right to." I put the blame on Akane. "His will for preventing conflict overpowered her desire to 'teach' him about violence being necessary, which it really isn't, and he knocked himself out to get us to both stop."

"...Ah." Tsumugi nods, glancing at me next. "...I presume you're Tenkyuu-san, then? The presenter of the now-cancelled Lunar Rainbow Market?"

"...Yes, that would be me." I nod, narrowing my eyes at her next. "Who are you, exactly?"

"Oh, how rude of me, I haven't introduced myself." Bowing, she smiles. "I am Aikido Tsumugi, the Shadowbound Scribe of Hieropha. Or, simply put, the very same popular author who seemingly disappeared off the face of the, well, Earth." 

Aikido... That name rings a bell, actually. She said she was an author-... Ah, now I remember! "Didn't you write the book 'Immemorial Marketeers' which described the traditions surrounding the markets, and myself?"

"Ah, you read that? I suppose I've made an audience with quite a few gods then." Chuckling, Aikido nods. "Yes, I'm the same Aikido who wrote that. But more importantly, him being passed out in the cold isn't a good thing. Come, let's head to Komakusa-dayuu's den. Then we can get properly acquainted that way, and we don't have to worry about staying out in the open."

...Then, she whips her head to face Akane, who was moving to leave again. "That also means you, Akane. Komakusa-dayuu wants to see you as well, since you hadn't apparently shown up to the den today. That and Okinaneko missed you. A lot."

"...Okinaneko... Ah, right, normally I bring treats around for her... My mistake." Akane lowers her eyes, glancing at Aikido. "...Although. How can you be so sure he won't be mad at me?"

"Komakusa-dayuu told me he's a real passive type. Rajime, that is. She told me he probably won't hold a grudge. Besides, she got me to go get his friends from earlier, who I... found beating up Iizunamaru relentlessly." Ha!

Also, he had other friends with him...? Perhaps they split up, then. Where did Kudamaki even go, anyway...? Probably went running back to Iizunamaru, I bet. Kuda-gitsune always were such pitiful creatures, as well as being quite the attention seeker.

I suppose this might be a perfect opportunity to get acquainted with Rajime's acquaintances! I can put up with Akane for now, even if I'm not fond of her after that nonsense, dragging poor Rajime into it like that...

...Still, that trauma talk bothers me. I never would have known about that aspect of him, if Akane hadn't brought it up...

In fact, Dezain never mentioned such a thing in her notes. Either she left it out intentionally, due to not wanting to put it in to depress me, or she missed it when skimming through his thoughts.

"Still, that's aside the point. Come along, both of you." Aikido turns, beginning to fly off in a simple yet refined manner. There's something about her that just speaks 'higher class' to me. I can't quite place my cards on it, though. 

...Rajime's safety is more important though.

 


Later... (Rajime POV)

 

O-Oof... Ow... G-God, is that what danmaku pain feels like...? B-Bloody, p-pardon my words, hell in a furnace, it sucks... I got a brief taste of it that one time whilst I was asleep when Junko went nuts against that Seiga woman who apparently entered through the floor, but to actually get knocked out by danmaku is...

W-Whew, it's... really something else entirely...

At least... At least I had a good dream though, about dolls for some reason, h-heheh-... O-Ow. I'm all stiff all over. My body feels numb, I'm cold, and...

...I'm indoors, because I can't hear any wind. Last I remember, I threw myself in front of Chimata's bullets to stop the fighting, so... was I taken somewhere...? Where's Akane? I... I want to ask her why she did that. Why she did what she did.

...I'm not mad at her. I refuse to be mad at someone. I'm just... confused. No reason to get mad, no reason at all... I think she had good intentions, picking me up like that without warning, but...

...

Maybe she's around here. Wherever this is. I open my eyes slowly and find... Ah, hang on, is this one of Sannyo's dens...? The style just seems... familiar.

Hmm... Slowly, I move to sit up, but the pain's so great I just flop onto my back again when I manage to lift myself up slightly. "U-Unf..."

"Oh, bloody hell." I hear someone speak, walking over. "You awake now?"

It's... a blonde-haired woman. She's wearing this dress that's sort of like Sannyo's, and I see a necklace around her neck with all sorts of gem stones arranged into spider web patterns. I notice her wavy purple eyes staring directly into me, and she's got her lips curled into a grin. 

Her dress... How do I say this? It's poofy and frilly, but it seems to hug her torso really tightly. Maybe that's for a deception tactic, or something, entice people into talking to her by making h-herself look attractive... It's purple, and there's a small pin of a smoking dragon above her right breast, like a badge. There's actually a spider web-like pattern all across the skirt part of her dress, and... yeah. 

"...I'm takin' your blank stare as a 'yes, ma'am, I'm awake'." Snorting, she helps me sit up, resting me against a wall. "Name's Saikoro Rora. I work at Sannyo's dens. You ah... You got brought in like you were in some sort of big fuck-up, if y'catch my drift. Hehehe." 

Her tone reminds me of Sannyo, but she just swore very casually, unlike Sannyo who was pretty careful about when she swore, I think. Also, Saikoro...? "N-Nnh... Y-Yeah, Sannyo's... told me about you, and the other bookies..."

"Aw, sweet, so we do know of each other!" She pats my shoulder, which I wince at. O-Ow... "O-Oh, ah, oops, sorry about that, sorta forgot you were reelin' from bullet pain. My bad, hun."

She's got a pretty western-sounding accent. And it's informal, too. But there's a slightly caring tone beneath her accent...

"...Hehehe, say you're a real cutie when you're sleepin', you know that, right?" Saikoro abruptly brings up, gently poking my chest. "If I weren't obligated t'Sanny-san, I'd snap you up and take ya home with me."

...Okay. "I-I'm... going to pretend you didn't just say that... Also, you do realise I-I'm a girl, right...?"

"That makes it even better, hun!" She gently rubs my shoulder, dusting me off extremely gently. "Aheheha, kiddin', of course, I'd never do that. But yer pretty cute though. But yeah, Sanny-san told us 'bout yer... uh... gender stuff. Gotta say, funny as hell, deceivin' others with what you identify as. I mean, I could just identify as 'spider', and uh... y'know, do spider stuff. Still, respect the hustle y'got goin' there, not gonna lie. Hehahe."

"...Thank... you, I guess...?" I stare at her. She's... weird. She also laughs weird.

Suddenly, the door opens, and someone else walks in. "Sai, is she-?" 

It's a woman with golden hair and diamond blue eyes. Beside her is this big wheel with a golden arrow pointing down on one of the tabs, which is floating above her right hand. On the tabs themselves, though, I see that they have all sorts of good prizes on them, mixed with some bad ones. The wheel itself is also golden, like her hair.

"Oh, oh, heya, Kifu!" Saikoro greets her with a grin. Kifu...? That'd make this person... Kifujin, right? Lady Luck? "Yeah, the cutie's up 'n awake, and I didn't touch her in her sleep just like Sanny-san told me!"

...Oh. At least Sannyo's looking out for my privacy. That's... simultaneously nice and disturbing, because that implies Saikoro would have done something if she didn't say that.

Still, Kifujin. She's dressed in this very elegant dress, that sparkles with various gold, silver, emerald, ruby, sapphire, diamond, bronze, amethyst, and more gem-like colours. In fact, it sparkles whenever light catches on it, which is a lot since there's candles all over the place. She's... uh... flashy. I see gems covering her dress anywhere I look, but the fabric of the dress itself seems like a mix between normal threading and gold. Actual gold. How flashy can a woman be...? 

However, much like Saikoro, she has a similar badge with the same smoking dragon, above her right breast. That must be a way to determine who the staff at the dens are... Hard to imagine that I'll be wearing one of those, soon...

"...Saikoro." Kifujin stares at her dryly, before sighing. "...Don't tell me you tried hitting on her...? We've had this exact problem with you and girls you find cute who come to the den. Especially with Yoko... Frankly I'm glad you genuinely listened to Komakusa-dayuu, for once."

"Well, I mean..." Saikoro goofily scratches the back of her head, giving a big, wide smile. "I still woulda done that, but you guys kept comin' in and outta the room."

...Oh. K-Kifujin just stares really hard at her. "...Should I tell Tenkyuu-san, and everyone out there in the main room, that you said that?"

"Ah, well, uh, y'see..." Realising t-that error, Saikoro starts grinning with terror behind it. "...Darn, you're bloody well good at that, Kifu."

"...I care about what happens to my friends and coworkers." Kifujin shakes her head, approaching me. I spot something in her left hand. I-It... It looks like a senbei. "Here. I got this for you."

"Aw, for me?" Saikoro raises her brows.

"Be quiet, you." Kifujin dismisses her, waving her right hand slightly as the big wheel spins with her. How'd she even get that to fit through the door...? "It's for her. I bought it myself."

For... For me...? Also Sannyo really did tell them about my... um... gender issues, didn't she? And she wasn't joking about Kifujin's kindness, either. I weakly take the senbei after Kifujin approaches and kneels down to hold it out for me, and munch on it... It's a good senbei. "Mph."

"Awh~!" Saikoro gushes, lightly wrapping her arms around me. Um-! "You're a real cutie, hun!"

"...Sai. Let go of him, please." Kifujin deadpans. These two have uh... some sort of chemistry, huh...? "What would Oki say?"

"Oki?" Saikoro tilts her head. "...She'd just snuggle up t'me and snooze. S'what she does. Big kitty, y'know?"

"I-. Okay, yes, I guess that's true." Sighing, Kifujin clears her throat. "Yoko?"

"...Hell d'you think she'd say about a human?" Saikoro just tilts her head.

"...Fair. Sannyo?" Kifujin raises her brow higher.

"Oh, well, ah, that's a good question." Saikoro scratches her neck. "Pro'lly somethin' along the lines of 'Saikoro, stop molestin' the kid' or somethin' like that. I mean, she's not that picky 'bout her words, but..."

"...You said that in the worst possible way." Suddenly, Sannyo's in the doorway. She briefly takes a huff of her pipe, before looking at Saikoro. "Also, Saikoro, I overheard you from outside." She... um... s-seems pretty annoyed...!

"...What part?" Saikoro blinks at her.

"Everythin' you just said from 'you're a real cutie, hun'." Sannyo informs her, giving her a dry stare. "...You aren't necessarily wrong, but you're wrong. I wouldn't use 'kid' to address her in the den itself, and I'd definitely avoid using the word 'molest'. We have standards, after all, don't you remember?"

"...Ah, right." Saikoro nods in understanding, letting go of me and standing up. "So, uh, where the hell's Yoko, anyway? Figured she woulda dropped by in here to meet 'er, but I ain't seen the wish-grantin' darlin' once."

"She's talking with Tammy-san." Sannyo tells her, shaking her head. "...I'm not a fan of this many people bein' in my den after hours, but..." She gives me a glance. "...Important circumstances, 'n all."

Important circumstances...? "What... did I miss, e-exactly...?"

"All of your friends are in the main area of the den itself. Including someone who we actually couldn't stop from entering. Genuinely, I've never seen someone fling Saikoro against a wall that hard. It was, however, pretty amusing." Kifujin grins, turning to Saikoro. "Seriously, you ate that wall hard."

"Ah, shaddup." Saikoro huffs. "That pure lady just got lucky was all."

"...You're a man-eating youkai, Sai." Kifujin reminds her. Also, pure lady...? The moment I think that, Kifujin then turns to me. "Someone came in claiming to be your guardian, by the way. One of your friends seemed to recognise her, so we let her stay."

...Ah. That's... probably Junko. She followed me here...? How? I never saw her once... "...Was that friend Akane, by any chance...?"

"That's Tammy-san's name?" Saikoro blinks. 

"...If you were payin' attention earlier, yes, Tenkyuu-san told us that exact thing at least twice." Sannyo shakes her head at Saikoro. "Honestly, your incompetence baffles me sometimes, Sai..."

"Look, Sanny-san, y'know my memory's a little slow...!" Saikoro grins awkwardly. "Besides~. Tammy-san's a regular, 'n that's what I'm gonna call her by. Absolute devil at card games, when I played 'em, she was. Good at lyin', good at bluffin'... Hell, she won any card game, when I think 'bout it." Then she perks up, pointing both hands at me. "Hey, actually, that's gonna be your thing soon! Heha, expect to see Tammy-san dominate the table whenever she shows up!"

...Okay, that might be something to keep in mind. Akane might show up and just... completely take control of my table. "A-Actually, is-..." I pause to take a deep breath "Is Akane out there, right now...?"

"...Yes, actually." Sannyo nods, raising a brow at me. "Why? Want to speak to her?"

"Y-Yeah, but... In private." I glance at Kifujin and Saikoro.

"...Ah." Sannyo nods, apparently understanding. "I get it. You two, out."

"Sheesh, alright..." Shrugging, Saikoro leaves, but not before winking at me. "See y'later, cutie~." 

"Ignore her." Kifujin proceeds to walk out straight after her. "I'll bring you some water when you're done."

...Huh. As soon as they leave, Sannyo turns to me. "Quite the pair, aren't they?"

"Y-Yeah, they really are..." I nibble on the senbei Kifujin gave me. I feel... slightly better now, now that I've eaten something... It's like opening a pause menu and just downing a health potion, or something.

...I have the urge to place at least eighty wheels of cheese in my bag now, then scarf them all down when I'm being attacked.. Might be something to add to the bucket list. Or maybe the list of 'bizarre tactics that can stop a fight', because who would want to fight someone who just casually ate that amount of cheese in such an inhuman amount of time? That's right, nobody.

...Nobody insane, anyway.

"Saikoro was my first ever dealer to join the den. Kifujin joined not too long later. They have... an interestin' dynamic, I'll say." Sannyo gestures to the door with her pipe. "Commonly squabblin' 'bout somethin'. More often than not, it's over somethin' stupid, like one owing yen to the other, or what have you. They don't hate each other though, they're actually pretty good friends. Anyways, gimme a sec. I'm gonna go grab Tammy-san, 'n bring her in here. You said you wanted privacy, so I'll just say you're still unconscious, 'n that I need t'speak to her in private. She'll understand the gesture though, I know she will."

"...Right..." I nod at her, and she leaves, leaving just me and... well, my thoughts.

...Today's been a long day. I might as well use the short amount of time Sannyo's given me to myself to think over what to say to Akane... And Junko. Because I know for a fact she's going to be incredibly upset that I got hurt. The question is, does she know it's Akane who did it, though...?

I mean, I'm not mad at her, but...

...

No, let's just compile my thoughts first. Get some time to prepare, and-.

"...Rajime?" Before I could even think about what to say, I hear Akane, who steps in and sits down in front of me. "You're... alrght."

She's dropped the Raji-chan thing. That's something I immediately notice right off the bat... "Y-Yeah, a bit battered, but... fine." I rub my left arm slightly. It tingles in response. "What happened whilst I was out...?"

"...You don't sound mad." She blinks at me, seemingly confused. "Why? I put you in harm's way without realising, and-."

"...Akane, I'm not mad. Hell, Medicine hated me at first, and I wasn't mad at her. I know she had her reasons, and I know you had yours. You definitely didn't mean anything bad when you did it, but..." I scratch the back of my neck. "...In all honesty, I think overreacted."

"Wh-. Y-You... overreacted?" I've somehow managed to baffle her in a few seconds. "No, I overreacted, I had thought you'd be safest in my arms, I didn't even consider your desire to stay out of conflict, to avoid it, and-."

"...Akane." I look her dead in the eyes. "...I'm not mad. I'm just... confused. What were your intentions...?"

"I just said I wanted to protect you, more or less." Akane blinks, looking down. "...I said I wanted to safeguard you earlier, whilst we were talking to Tenkyuu-san. I failed."

"You... genuinely meant that?" I stare at her in surprise, weakly bringing my hand to my cheek as I chew on more senbei. "I-I thought... you were making that up. That you were lying."

"...No, that was genuine." Akane sighs. "...You remember that oath I briefly mentioned, don't you...?" I nod slowly. I've never forgotten that part... "...That oath... For my end, it was to... protect you. Keep you safe, keep a watchful eye. In exchange, I'd... learn a lot about you. I may as well come clean with this, given how we're, you know, in perfect privacy. Nobody's listening except for us both."

"...You... learnt a lot about me...?" I furrow my brows, slightly worried. I-If she knows about that... "W-What... exactly do you know?" 

"Your reasons for disliking conflict. For disliking people suffering. Why you help whoever you can, and why you don't hold grudges." Akane pretty much just tells me everything I need to know. "...Your parents..."

"...Don't." I grimace, shaking my head. "D-Don't mention that. Please. I like to keep a m-memory of them, but... remembering them is painful. Not in a bad way, it's just... the scene. N-Not only did they... um... y-you know, but my siblings, E-Epsilon and Maroon... They got hurt really badly. I r-remember the shock, the pain, a-all of it."

"...I know your pain." She closes her eyes. "Once, there was a time where I had known suffering as great as that. A loss of kin. However, unlike your choice to actively prevent conflict however you could, my losses... fuelled me. They made me despise people in power, to poison them and do all sorts of wicked atrocities to them. I would gaslight them, I would torture them mentally, I would do all sorts, all because of what they took from me. So you're not alone in knowing great pain like that, dear... But I thought you wouldn't want to talk to me, yet... here we are."

"...I wanted to talk to you b-because I wanted to understand." I go to swallow some more senbei, but I cough abruptly. Fortunately I reacted quick enough and closed my mouth so particles wouldn't go everywhere. "But... what did you lose...?"

...Akane sat in silence for a moment, contemplating. "...My children. All nine of them."

N-Nine...?! "T-That many children...?"

"I was the wife of a noble man, a long time ago. Having many children was... normal, to me. To continue the bloodline." Akane places her hands in her sleeves. "...Of course, not of your family. I'm not your ancestor, and I never will be. I am... more akin to a godmother to you, if anything."

"How... How did you lose them?" I don't want to know, but at the same time...

"...In a fire. I was but a normal, two-tailed kitsune at the time. But their deaths drove me and... changed me entirely. Two became three, three became four, and eventually, four became nine. Nothing but malice and hatred drove me to my malevolent nature. It's what inspired me to take up the mantle of manipulating and lying on an extreme scale. None can lie better than I, after all. Kasa-chan told you that much. I even consider her a daughter of mine, in a sense... She just reminds me of myself. Wicked and mischievous, up to no good, manipulating those around her for her own entertainment and benefit." Akane smiles. "I consider you the same, albeit on a different scale. You remind me more of an exact son of mine, once. Although... I suppose I lied about all of my children dying. Apparently, one survived, but someone took him from the scene. A male child named Feng. Bo Feng."

Bo Feng...? Why does that name sound familiar? I feel like I should know that name, much like Chang'e, but... It's lost on me.

"When I found out he was alive, I was... glad. Someone didn't let one of my children die." Akane's smile grows larger, before her face goes dark. "...But when I investigated closer, imagine my shock when I found that he was killed also. But through his death, I was met with quite a wonderful acquaintance, even though she doesn't remember me now, as I went by a different name back then. It was the foster mother of that child, who had spent so much time with Feng, she considered him her own son by blood. After all, she was the one who rescued him. I lived in China a long time ago, you see, but this may come as a shock to you. The person I met with? The adoptive mother of my Feng? It's the very same person who's taking care of you now, Junko."

Wh-. "J-... Junko...? Really?"

"Mmm." Akane hums in confirmation, nodding. "As I said, she doesn't recognise me. My appearance changes quite a lot, especially my body. My kind can shapeshift, after all. If I desired, I could shapeshift to look roughly like you, in every feature possible. You have my favourite hair colour, which is blonde. Of course, I can't mimic your eyes and other features, like your exact build, but I can replicate your height, weight, and hair just fine. In fact, I could perfectly mimic you personality-wise, if I desired."

"You could... really do that, huh...?" I blink awkwardly, as she scoots around to my side. I notice what I've been lying on, and it was a lot of pillows, and... spider webbing. But the webbing didn't stick to me. I think I have Saikoro to thank for that. Now Akane's on it also, and she's right beside me, practically t-touching me. She's... warm. And soft...

"Indeed." She smiles neutrally, for once. I can tell it's a genuine neutral smile, too, unlike before... I then notice the fact I don't have Aegis or my bag on... Um. "...If you're wondering where your things are, Junko has them."

...Ah. So interacting with her um... isn't unavoidable, then...

...

Suddenly, I feel a hand around my shoulders, and notice Akane's left arm snaking around to my other side... "W-What're you doing...?"

"...I thought you would appreciate the gesture." Sparing me a glance, she holds her smile. "I know you noticed how soft I am. Bask in it, if you want, because nobody has ever felt this body without me having malicious intent in centuries."

"It... It is nice..." I put my head on her shoulder. It's comfy, like this... Having someone's shoulder to lean on. "Today's been... stressful, r-really."

"It has." Akane sighs. "...Still, I'm sorry for... acting the way I did. I shouldn't have provoked Tenkyuu-san like that, even if I wanted to teach you a valuable lesson..."

"What did you want to teach me...?" I blink, looking up at her.

"...The necessity of violence and fighting, sometimes." Akane breathes out. "I failed to consider how you would react, and the fact you would do genuinely anything to stop it. Even if it meant hurting yourself."

"W-Well, um, that just... occurred to me at the moment, and it seemed like the best idea..." I grin slowly. I then remember Misumaru's words from way earlier. "Misumaru told me that my triggers for my um... a-ability are fear, instincts, desperation, justice, adoration, and... hope... Hey, hang on. I was desperate to stop Akane and Chimata from fighting, but... My ability didn't trigger...?"

"...I have a theory, actually." Akane raises a finger. "You certainly were desperate to stop it if you were willing to harm yourself. That's what you were fixated on. That, and that alone. Getting yourself hurt so we'd stop our conflict. I believe your ability did trigger, to create essences and what-not, but not in the way you'd expect. You expected some kind of visible change, didn't you? But your strength certainly changed. I excel you a substantial amount regarding physical strength, yet you managed to actively struggle and overpower me. At first, I thought it was the way I was holding you, but you broke free. That, in of itself, is bizarre, is it not?"

...Ah... "W-When you mention it, yeah, I did... b-break out of your grip and that's w-when I seriously ate it..." I rub my cheek slightly as she sighs.

"You created more essences in your own body, thus increasing your strength surprisingly drastically, only to hurt yourself by resisting me." Akane finishes, staring at the door. "...That's the theory me and Margatroid came up with, at least."

"Alice...? Ah, right, s-she's here too, isn't she...?" I take another chomp of my senbei... It's almost gone now.

"But still." Akane shakes her head. "...That's aside the point I was talking about. Junko... She and I conspired to kill the man who killed not only her former husband, but her-. Our son, too, alongside his minister. Of course, I was possessing Junko at the time. She and I made a deal, as I was a sagely and wise kitsune, with nine tails. I believe that's why she chose her name, too, even after I stopped possessing her and went our separate ways, I still kept tabs on her every now and then. She disregarded her old name and became Junko. She ascended to a purified state, a sagacious spirit. Her affiliation with foxes, in a sense, stems from me. I must have influenced her grandly whilst she was under my control... How amusing. I made her kill our son's killer with her own two hands. I gave her the satisfaction she wanted. The vengeance."

"Y-You really cared about Feng that much, that you'd willingly do all of that just to get revenge?" I blink at her, surprised.

"Ahahaha. Don't be so surprised. Kitsune like myself can possess people, after all, but the wiser the kitsune, the more powerful and potent the possession is... and the more influence we spread to the possessed." Akane chuckles. "...I'm fairly sure Junko knew full well what could have happened to her, when I struck the deal with her. But learning how to act like her was the best part. I can even imitate her old looks perfectly today... Funny, isn't it? How me and her meet yet again, under these circumstances. Fufufu~..." Giggling to herself, Akane closes her eyes. "...It's like fate itself was pulling us together again, through you. Of course, she has no idea who I truly am, I went by~... 'Joon Konusa' back then, I believe. Funny. Her name now sounds similar to mine back then. Perhaps she used me as inspiration for her newer self?"

"...It sounds like you two were close, all that time ago." I presume they were close, at least. Either that, or they were just helping each other towards a mutual goal, the death of whoever killed Feng. "Why don't you introduce yourself to her again...? It wouldn't hurt to catch up, right?"

"...I suppose we do have a mutual goal even now, which is obviously protecting you." Akane considers it, at least... "Lending her my strength might also be a fun idea." 

...

We sit in silence for a while. Then another question hits me. "Where did Tsukasa go, anyway...?"

"I'm right here, actually." Tsukasa speaks up from my pocket. "I slipped in when nobody was looking, and nobody bothered to take my vial from you."

Wh-. I jump, looking down at my shirt pocket as I produce the test tube with Tsukasa inside. She um... looks slightly bigger than before. "...I'm quite sneaky, I'll have you know."

"You did learn from the best, after all." Akane snorts. "I also knew you were there the entire time, Kasa-chan. I figured it was time you learned more about me and my past anyway."

"My, Lady Shirogane, I never knew you were quite a player like that." I see Tsukasa wryly grinning from inside the vial. "Nine children? Hoh... Even I wouldn't be able to conjure that many."

"...Be quiet." Akane dryly stares at her. "And if you call me that again, I will personally force you into that pipe, seal it, then throw it down the nearby reactor."

"...Noted." Tsukasa nods, looking extremely unnerved by that prospect-...

...Wait, hold on. "Reactor?"

"There's one near the base of Youkai Mountain. Blame the Moriya, they're the ones who made it." Akane shakes her head. Ah. "...More specifically, it's a nuclear reactor, which is bizarre to have in a place like Gensokyo."

"They um... They do know how harmful nuclear waste can be to the environment, right...?" I bite my lip awkwardly.

"...Well, it's thousands of metres deep, so it's all based underground." Akane actually brings a hand to her chin. "I believe there's someone down there who can manipulate nuclear fusion, too... So there's no need to worry about nuclear waste. I think."

"Personally, being near that reactor is too hot for my tastes, especially Iizunamaru's. She'd even complain about it sometimes." Tsukasa comments off-handedly. "Sometimes the steam produced makes my clothes damp, meaning I have to forcibly dry it later. It's quite annoying, so I would prefer not going anywhere near there."

"Quite, and the steam makes my silhouette visible, when I try to be stealthy..." Akane sighs. Well, that's nice. I place Tsukasa's vial back in my shirt pocket.

"...So what'd I miss, e-exactly...?" I clear my throat, looking at Akane expectantly for an answer.

"Hm? What you missed...? Well..." She brings a hand to her chin. "Tenkyuu-san brought you here to Komakusa's den, though we only came together due to the appearance of Tsumugi. Aikido Tsumugi. I believe you'd be familiar with her, no?"

A-... Aikido?! "W-Wait, Aikido's here...?!"

"Well, I'm right here, actually." Suddenly, someone just... emerges from the shadows. It's a very black-and-white woman, but an armband catches my attention. 'Tsumugi A.'. That's her name... Aikido. "I must say, it's a pleasure to meet someone acquainted with Junko-san. Both of you, that is to say."

"...Were you eavesdropping the entire time, Tsumugi?" Akane squints at her, at which Aikido simply laughs.

"Eavesdropping? No, I'd never." She shakes her head. "I merely overheard a mention of my name, so I figured he was awake. You must be Rajime, no?"

She knows who I am, at least... "Y-Yeah. You're Aikido, right...?"

"The one and only." She does a small bow. Aikido... strikes me as friendly. Yet she's p-pretty refined, gathering from the tone of her voice. Wise is a better word to use, I think... "You heard of me through Lapislazuli-san and Junko-san. This, I can acknowledge."

Yeah, she'd definitely know about Hecatia... "You know she's looking for you, right...? H-Hecatia, that is..."

"Is she? Hmm. Maybe I should get in touch..." Aikido brings a hand to her chin. "I'll drop a letter by to Pandemonic Palace in Hell tomorrow. But more importantly, how are you feeling? I gathered you aren't used to danmaku pain, which isn't hard to tell really."

"Ah... I'm j-just stiff all over, and I feel numb in some places..." I rub my arm slightly. "...But my senses're coming back slowly..."

"Just give it a few hours, it'll heal on its own. Danmaku energy always does sting like a wasp the first time around, though with sufficient exposure, you should be able to grin and bear higher levels and quantities." Aikido gives me a brisk nod, holding something in her right hand. "...That doll made this for you, by the way."

"Medicine...?" I move about to get a better look at what it is. It's... a lily-of-the-valley, but it looks remarkably clean and pure.

"Well, she made it with help from Junko-san, more like." Aikido elaborates slightly. "...She wanted you to hold onto it, so you didn't forget about her. But Junko-san managed to give it an additional purpose, you see, that being making it into a mark of purity. In a sense, it's a way of adding more purity to your life force, which she can do quite well might I add. It may even allow you to be considerably more durable out in the field... Although, I feel as if she only did that considering what had happened today, with Lady Tenkyuu and you, Shirogane-san." Clearing her throat, she explains further. "By adding more purity to your life force, it enhances what you can do normally, and draws out some of your inner potential, which I've heard to be an interestingly substantial amount. It'll help to heal from injuries you get, especially small ones like cuts, incisions, and minor danmaku pain. Here, place it on your ear..."

Handing the lily over to me, I do as she says, slotting it between my ear and my head. I feel it at first, but then... I don't. Something else I feel almost instantly is a wave of relief washing over me. A lot of the stiffness and aching I had is fading, and I feel calmer. Whoa, Aikido... wasn't joking.

"...So how does it feel?" Aikido raises a brow. Akane also has a concerned glance.

"...Well, I'm not aching as much, and I feel a lot more flexible." I point out, moving to stand and actually getting somewhere. "It feels... a lot better, actually." 

"Exactly as she intended then." Aikido nods, then... pauses, giving the door a worried glance. "...Ah."

What? "Um... Is something wrong?"

"...Three, two, one..." She counts down with her fingers, and then-.

Bam!

The door practically flies open, and the first thing I see is a flash of red and black before I'm embraced really tightly...!

"Do you have any idea how worried I was?!" And there's her voice...! I hear Akane make a sound of amusement, and Aikido merely sighs.

"H-Hey, Junko..." I awkwardly grin in the grip, returning it the best I can. It's a soft embrace, but it's a restrictive kind of soft...!

"Not only do I find out you had spontaneously disappeared from Kazami's 'garden', but I also discover that you were going about resolving an incident, which you had no right to in your state, no matter who you were with!" Junko lightens her embrace to be able to look me dead in the eyes. 

"L-Look, I didn't attack anyone... Nobody really attacked me intentionally, either." I tell her. "I mean, I actively hurt myself to stop a fight."

"So Tenkyuu wasn't kidding when she said that you actively hurt yourself?" Junko pauses. "...If it's coming from your mouth, then... Very well. I can overlook it this once. But what about the fact you went and got yourself a job as a bookmaker here, at these... dens?"

"...I can always keep an eye on him, if you want." Aikido speaks up. "I'm a frequent visitor of these dens, for reasons you obviously know."

"...True." Junko considers that, sighing, before letting go of me entirely. "I just... don't want to see you getting yourself hurt, be it by your own hand or someone else's, intentionally or accidentally, it matters not to me."

"I know, I know, I just..." I scratch my arm awkwardly. "...Alice was nice enough to let me help, so I figured I'd make myself useful, and... I made friends out of it. A lot of friends, actually..."

"I'm aware, but I fear you're sticking with the most bizarre and dangerous crowd." She gives Akane a glance, then Aikido. "...No offense meant to Komakusa, Rora, or Melancholy, of course."

"I understand wholeheartedly what you mean." Aikido nods sagely, before raising a finger. "Saikoro's... well, eccentric in her own right, but she's just playful, no harm's genuinely meant by anything she does. Komakusa has experience raising a child, so she knows how to be with younger people. And the doll? She's fond of Rajime, you're aware of this, as is everyone else."

"Mmm..." Junko sighs, before focusing on me. "Oh, as for when we return to Senkai, you may have to share a bed."

...Uh? "Why do you say that, exactly...?"

"Tenkyuu's staying alongside yourself for the time being. She said you and her are business partners of some kind, and she is a god, so I'm not particularly against the idea of her staying. Familiarising yourself with the divine is a good thing, after all." Junko decides to reveal just now.

"...Ah, yes, I forgot to mention that." Sighing, Akane places her arms in her sleeves. "...Junko-san was discussing with Tenkyuu-san about staying around you. It was slightly heated at first, but it died down soon enough."

"...The same also goes for you, Shirogane." Junko whips her head to glare at Akane. "I'm not forgiving you for a slip-up like that again."

"But of course." Akane closes her eyes, seemingly not phased. She... really has a good poker face, doesn't she...?

"I believe it would be wise if we headed into the main room." Aikido begins walking out, before pausing right in front of a well-lit portion of the room. "...Damned candle light..."

Slowly, she just... backs into a dark corner of the room and-.

Wh-. She's gone. She just... vanished entirely. T-. There's no trace she was even there. "How...?" I raise my brows, slightly concerned.

"...Tsumugi cannot walk through well-lit spaces. She's bound to the shadows." Akane reveals. "...You'll notice that the dens lack a good portion of lighting. It's so she can freely move around however she wishes, except for the rooms in the back. They're always well-lit with candles in the odd chance Tsumugi feels like stealing something. That, and the bookmakers need their privacy when they're on break."

Actually, on the note of bookmakers... "...Um... Yoko wouldn't happen to be... in the main room, right?" I give Junko a glance, then Akane. "Okinaneko, too."

"...You're referring to the dragon and lion, aren't you?" Junko raises a brow, as I nod. She then nods herself. "Yes, they're both in there. The latter is... well, I'm afraid I cannot describe her with words. The dragon may strike you as nervous, however."

Ah. "Right..." Taking a breath, I step out into the main part of the den...

"Oh, he's awake." I hear Alice almost immediately.

"He's awake?!" There's Medicine. "And none of you told me...?! You meanies!"

"H-Hey, sis, calm down, he mighta just needed a moment to himself." Mike gives Medicine a worried glance as she almost glares at her. 

"...I was wondering why Junko-san sprinted off like that, but now I know. Did you sleep well?" I hear Chimata next. My eyes look around before I see her, sitting beside Kifujin, who seems to be focused on tinkering with her big, golden wheel. 

"Hey, look, I laid the webbin' he laid on, which is smooth and soft as can be. Better than any threads those dummies down there at the village can spin, or any other spider youkai for that matter, and it sure as hell ain't sticky, unlike somethin' else. Heheh." I hear Saikoro next. Okay, ignoring that comment.

"...Saikoro, what did I tell you about talking like that in public?" Kifujin very briefly stops messing with her wheel to stare at Saikoro dryly.

"...That it's alright so long as y'don't try to hit on someone?" Saikoro blinks cluelessly. What the hell...?

"No. You just don't say that, end of." Kifujin sighs, muttering something under her breath. I see Akane very briefly give her a look of concern. Sannyo does too, from where she's sat nearby. 

"...Huh? What did you say, Kifu?" ...So does this red-haired girl with grey eyes and big cat ears, who seems particularly fluffy. She has a bushy-looking lion tail, and she's wearing what looks to be a one-piece coat that covers her entire torso and most of her legs. It does seem pretty tight on her though, and uh... I notice gems embedded in her coat every now and then, and she even sparkles with gold dust when the light catches it. She's also big. Very big. Like, taller than Junko kind of big.

She does seem pretty strong...

"...Nothing, Oki." Kifujin shakes her head in response. Oh, so that's Okinaneko, then. Now where's Yoko...? I look around until I see someone trying to deftly hide behind Sannyo, practically clinging to her.

It's a white-haired girl with visible dragon whiskers and earth green eyes. She's wearing a hair pin that looks like a dragon, which bundles most of her long hair into a bun. There's a few odd strands that're pretty long that fall past her waist, though. She's wearing attire similar to Sannyo's, but there's a pattern of a dragon wrapping all around her skirt and top, and her jacket has a crimson bubble-like pattern running along it. Unlike Sannyo's top, jacket, and skirt, hers... It sort of tapers off from cyan to turquoise. Like, bright, frosty cyan, to a shallow lake turquoise. That's what I mean.

...She must be Yoko, then. I just sort of move and take a seat relatively near to Aikido, who just appeared from nowhere where it's relatively empty. Junko takes the seat immediately next to me, to my left. Akane just stands off to the side, with her hands in her sleeve. 

...Nobody knows Tsukasa is hiding in my pocket either, which is nice. So, anyways... "Um... hey."

"Let's cut straight to the point." Alice stares directly at me, gesturing to Chimata and then Akane. "They're telling us you intentionally hurt yourself, and that they didn't try to hurt you. Is this true?"

O-Oh, wow, really upfront, huh...? "Yeah, that's true. I did it to stop them from fighting."

"Yes, well..." Chimata huffs, staring at Akane. "It was her fault that even happened to begin with."

...That I can't deny. But. "...I actually believe her reasons, by the way. She was genuine and honest with me when I asked."

"...Her being truthful was my suggestion." Aikido decides to announce. "No harm in coming clean, is there?"

"Not when the truth is harmful." Akane lists a good point. 

"Or if it's more beneficial to lie." Sannyo also adds a point. 

Sighing deeply, Aikido brushes her hair to the side. "Aside from that, we've discussed essentially everything there is around these circumstances. Nobody's really to blame, except for Akane's cluelessness, but she didn't know it would go like that. Nobody could tell such a thing either."

"Mmm. Not even I could." Alice shakes her head, glancing at Medicine. "...I can tell you're not fond of Rajime getting hurt, Medicine."

"Well-. Of course I'm not!" Medicine pouts. "Rajime's my friend, and-!"

"We know, you told us that at least seventeen times in the past ten minutes..." Kifujin sighs, which nearly makes Saikoro erupt into laughter. I think only I noticed Saikoro's amusement, though. Either that, or nobody commented on her abruptly reeling back at Kifujin's comment.

"Nya~h." Okinaneko says... something, nodding. It's more like a 'meow'. "At least he's alright, nya~n."

"...We've also pretty much gone over... uh... why all this Ability Card stuff happened, too." Mike gives me a glance, then glances at Chimata.

"Yes, yes, but now you see, all of the cards have essentially lost their power, since they're directly tied to myself." Chimata places a hand on her chest. "...Of course, I could always keep their accessibility flowing, should I be able to open markets regularly."

"...Open one at the den tomorrow. They open irregularly enough to be considered a special event." Sannyo offers, puffing some smoke out. There's the tobacco smell that comes with her existence...

"Hmm. True." Chimata considers it. "Actually, perhaps it would be wise to do exactly that... After all, Rajime will be there tomorrow, and I consider him my first and only business partner now." So she's completely disregarded Megumu, at this point. 

"...I do find it odd how you managed to create such a relationship with a god." Alice gives me a curious glance. "Though, speaking of business... Medicine, you're aware of what we agreed to do, yes?"

"Yeah... Go down into the Rainbow Dragon Cave place and have a look around in a while, right?" Medicine tilts her head. I-. They're planning on going down there...?

"...Normally I'd advise against that, but what the hell, you got the card that lets you breathe down there." Sannyo just shrugs, seemingly not caring. She does give the girl beside her, who I'm still sure is Yoko, a glance though. "Don't be worried about them either, they'll be fine."

...There's a card that can let you do that? Huh. 

"Of course, we didn't go right away, just to say goodbye." Alice stares at me, then at Mike. "I believe it's time we went our separate ways, after all."

"Yeah... I've had enough for today, anyway." Mike flicks one of her ears. "This incident resolvin' business is uh... somethin' else."

"...I don't think I could keep going with it either for today." I give Junko a glance, then shake my head. "N-Not... Not like I can help it, at least."

"Yes, I'm aware of your circumstances." Alice nods, standing up. "I will, however, come by the den tomorrow, to tell you what we discover down there tonight."

"I will too! If I um... stick around, actually..." Medicine trails off, going quiet.

"Well, whilst you do that, I have business of my own to attend to, and a new book idea to write." Aikido abruptly stands up, slinking into the shadows. "However, I will attend the den's opening tomorrow. I wish you all luck in your endeavours."

...And she's gone.

"...I suppose I'll take this as a sign to be off too. Farewell." Akane also abruptly leaves, disappearing. She was... pretty quiet that entire time, but I guess she didn't want to say anything.

...Junko just moves her head as if she's following something, but... When I look where she's looking, there's nothing. She... even eventually stops when her head is directed at the door, meaning she just watched something leave...?

...Wait, did Akane make herself invisible, or something? And could Junko like... see her, somehow?

Strange.

"Well, I'm, uh... gonna go." Mike also stands up, heading for the door. "This was fun though, real fun! Might come by the den sometime, dependin' if I'm free."

"Mmm." Sannyo just gives her a nod as the maneki-neko flies out.

"See you tomorrow then, Rajime." Alice gives me one last nod, before leaving, doing the same as Mike did.

...Medicine perks up, looking between me and the door a few times. "H-Huh? Oh, right, see you tomorrow! Hey, Alice, wait for me...!" Then she follows suit.

...

So now it's just me, Junko, Chimata, Sannyo, Saikoro, Kifujin, Okinaneko, and Yoko in the room.

"Shall we be off then?" Junko looks at me, then Chimata, then at me again. "I would prefer to be at home, after all."

"Oh, yes, that would be enjoyable." Chimata nods, raising from her seat too.

"...Let me speak to Rajime for a moment. I've still got to properly introduce him to his coworkers." Sannyo raises a hand, raising a brow at Junko. "...I'm presumin' you're fine with him workin' here, anyway."

"At first, I wasn't." Junko shakes her head. "...Though, having a proper look at who he's working with, I've changed my mind, obviously. I'll allow it."

"Alright, alright." Sannyo grins, turning to me. "Y'hear that?"

I've... got approval to work here. "Um... Thanks, Junko."

Nodding with a smile, she steps out the door with Chimata. "We'll wait outside. Come out when you're done."

Right... "Will do." 

The moment they leave, the atmosphere suddenly feels a lot lighter. Saikoro immediately removes that badge she's wearing. "Whe~w, no more public folk about now!"

Nodding, Kifujin does the same. "At least we can agree on that. Ahah. Yoko?"

"H-Huh?" The girl with the whiskers perks up, giving Kifujin a glance. Her eyes're... shaky. Like she's worried. So that's Yoko, then. "W-W-What?"

"'Are you going to remove your badge' is what Kifu's tryin' to say, hun." Sannyo gives her a glance, smiling. "It's alright to, everybody in the room's a coworker."

"R-Right..." Shakily sighing, Yoko reaches a pretty thin hand up to remove the emblem she's wearing, before pocketing it. I don't even know where Saikoro puts hers. Same goes for Kifujin. Okinaneko doesn't even have one on, she's just loafing around like a house cat. As in, she's lying flat on her stomach on the floor right now. Before she was sat up, but she didn't have a badge on then. That's how I could tell. "U-Um... So... n-now what...?"

"Well, we properly introduce ourselves!" Saikoro grins, raising her hand to the air, before turning to me. "...Dunno why we do this with every newbie we get."

"Tradition." Sannyo just says one word, before smoking her pipe.

"Ah, right." Saikoro nods in understanding, snapping her fingers a few times. "Alri~ght. Newbie cuties go first, right?"

"...Never call her that ever again." Kifujin just shakes her head. "J-... Just don't. It sounds wrong."

"He~y." Saikoro pouts, pointing at her. "I sa~y whate~ver I want, whene~ver I want, Kifu~." 

...Kifujin gives me a tired look. "You don't mind starting, right? It'll distract me from her idiocy."

"Ah, right." I nod, neutrally smiling. "I'm Rajime Naga, a normal human. Of course, you guys... probably know that already, as well as my gender thing, but still. I'm going to be running a table focusing on card games."

"And by gender thing, you mean identifying as a man whilst being a woman." Sannyo clarifies, glancing at Yoko, then at Okinaneko. 

"I-I see... T-Then, um-." Yoko takes a deep breath, looking slightly nervous. "I-I'll... get my s-stuff out of the way... Cards, though...? Sai, didn't you, u-um... do the same thing, at one point?"

"Huh?" The spider perks up, blinking. "Oh, well, uh, yeah, at one point, but I don't anymore. More of a dice kinda woman, if y'catch my drift, hehaha..."

"W-Well... I suppose it's good to have a card table again... I'm not exactly a b-bookmaker, but..." Yoko pushes her fingers together, giving a small smile. "...I do play odds-or-evens, and other games like t-those... O-Oh, I should probably introduce myself too, shouldn't I...?"

"You're doing pretty well with these introductions now, Yoko." Sannyo comments, bringing her free hand to her chin, before grinning. "I mean, you're still stutterin' and what-not, but your confidence's improved since Oki joined us."

"Nya~h! It really ha~s!" Okinaneko jumps up to speak, raising her hands into the air like they're paws.

"I mean..." Yoko looks down, blinking, smiling slightly bigger this time. "I-I have been practicing to m-myself, since you told us..."

"Ah, that explains it." Saikoro rubs her neck, snorting. "Still, pretty good than the first try you did, though. Ma~n, that was a disaster."

"Y-You heard that?!" Yoko freezes on the spot, sweating bullets. "N-Nevermind, um, let's just... c-continue. My name's Yokoshima... N-Negai. S-Sort of similar to your last name, kinda... Hehehe... Um-. D-Don't take that laugh the wrong way."

"It's fine." I nod, folding my arms.

"O-Oh, um, good... I d-do games that aren't really reliant on tools and stuff... Like dice, or cards, or roulette... I don't do any of t-those." Yoko keeps pushing her fingers together. "Sometimes coin tosses, so I go against w-what I said, sometimes, but that's really the only thing I do that needs a tool... I can grant wishes, b-but they often end up with these weird twists to them. O-Oh, and if some patrons get too rowdy, I can manipulate t-their wills to calm them down..."

So she can grant wishes and manipulate willpower...? "By twists do you mean like... monkey's paws?"

"Uh." Saikoro blinks, before grinning. "Excuse the big ol' dumbass spider over here, but the fuck does a monkey's paw have to do with wishes?"

"...It essentially means 'be careful what you wish for'." Kifujin groans. "Genuinely, Sai, you'll never understand anything when it's important..." 

"O~h. Now I get it!" Saikoro nods rapidly a few times, bouncing her entire body. Pretty much every part of her body just bounced, at that moment, and I have no idea why.

"W-Well..." Seemingly disturbed at Saikoro's lack of understanding, Yoko nods. "S-Something like that. It's more like undesired twists, though, because I w-want them to be exactly what they wish for... I've never r-really granted a wish w-without one of those twists... Um... K-Kifu, you wouldn't mind going next, right...?"

"Of course." Kifujin stops tinkering with that golden wheel, giving a friendly smile. "I'm Daifuku no Kifujin. Or, as the patrons call me, Lady Luck. I specialise in roulettes and chance games like it. This large wheel you see beside me is my Golden Wheel of Fortune. Of course, you have to be extremely lucky to win on it, and the luck has to be natural since somebody decided to inhibit my luck boosts." She even glares at Saikoro.

"Hey, all's fair in the name of... uh... love and fairness, Kifu!" Saikoro raises her hands, still grinning. 

Kifu just scoffs, before regaining her smile. "Yes, well, asides from that, if you ever want anything, feel free to let me know. I'd be willing to provide. Don't ask Sai, though, she'd hit on you like a mindless dope."

"Hey, that's attractive man-eating mindless dope to you!" Saikoro pouts at her. I-. Okay, not asking why she decided to add 'man-eating'.

"Oh, yes, that is entirely my fault, my 'seductively attractive man-eating mindless dope' of a coworker." Kifujin actually grins this time, putting her hands on her hips. The wheel floats behind her, before disappearing... Then it quickly appears again as she pulls it out of nowhere. "Ahem, moving on, my Golden Wheel of Fortune contains a plethora of prizes. Riches, fortune, exquisite cuisine, everything a high class individual could ask for, if their luck is bold enough. Sometimes, I have items from the outside as prizes. It randomly picks what to list though, I don't decide that. It's all up to chance, as I like to say."

...Okay. "That sounds... unique. By items from the outside, what do you mean, exactly...?" I tilt my head, curious.

"For one, there was a peculiar yet popular clothing article as a prize once, followed by an antique model steam train, a ship in a bottle, and so on so forth." Kifujin explains, closing her eyes. "...Now. Saikoro, if you would be so kind as to get your silly introduction out of the way, we can go home faster. I have a housemate expecting me, after all."

"...By 'housemate', I'm pretty sure you mean girlfriend, who I'm absolutely convinced is named Heiwa." Saikoro corrects, nodding as Kifujin sighs.

"Yes, she's akin to that also..." Kifujin deflates.

Wait, wait. "Who's Heiwa, exactly...?"

"Kifu's girlfriend. Or so myself and everyone else thinks, anyway." Sannyo speaks up. "Even Oki thinks Heiwa is Kifu's lover."

"Because she's gotta be~!" Okinaneko bounces up again. "Nya~h, young love~... I'm almost jealous~!"

"Be quiet." Kifu stares at her, as the lion girl goes quiet. Yoko has a small grin on her face. "Sai. Introduction. Now."

"You~ got it!" Saikoro gives a doofy-looking salute, bouncing in place yet again. "Heheheh... Name's Saikoro Rora, but y'obviously know that, hun. I'm the one who does all the dice stuff, but I like playin' cee-lo the best since literally anyone can cheat at it. Seriously, all y'need is a bit of string, it's that easy. Then again, I can manipulate dice rolls, cards, and good fortune itself. Kifu does it better than I do though, but unlike me, she can't spin a good web or fix your clothes up. Or if y'just wanna be comfy whilst you're on break, hit me up~. Y'felt how comfy my webs were before~."

"...How do you even make webs?" I decide to ask. It's a morbid question, but...

"...Uh." Saikoro begins sweating profusely. "Y'know, that question ain't 'sactly... safe for work." She glances at Yoko a few times, then at Sannyo who's giving her the most dry look imaginable. "I mean, don't get me wrong, I can make it in a variety of ways, hun, but they're uh... questionable."

I think I understand the implications behind that. Ech.

"But, hey, morbid questions aside, y'don't need my webs to have a good break. I mean, I'm soft." She places a hand on her surprisingly big chest. "Like, check it, I beat everyone here in terms of chest size. Even Oki."

"...I don't think I want to know about that, but... good for you, I guess...?" I just give her an awkward thumbs up.

"But in terms of literally everything else, me, Sannyo, and Yoko have you beat." Kifujin smugly smiles.

"Ah, shaddup." Saikoro waves her hand in the air. "I like t'have a positive self-image." 

"That 'self-image' is making yourself look as attractive as possible so deprived people go to gamble at your table in hopes of hitting it off with you, which they never do because you're such an idiot." Kifujin snorts.

"...Well, uh, not exactly wro~ng, but~..." Saikoro thinks, before shrugging. "Actually, I got nothin'. Still~! Point from before stands. Need a hug or somethin', I'm your gal, cutie." Then she furrows her brows. "...Or is it woman...? Chick? Spider chick? Spider woman~...? Uhh... Spider gal? Yeah, that works..."

...Okay. I just... nod, not knowing how to respond that. She's really weird. 

"O~h, is it just me, nya~h?" Okinaneko raises from the floor and I get a good look at how tall she really is. O-Oh, wow, she's like, eight feet, easily. Maybe more. "I'm~... Hoga no Okinaneko~. I'm the house cat~. I keep watch of all the treasure~. I'm fluffy~! Tha~t's the most important one~! I don't do any of the gambling stuff~. I'm more of a guardian for all the takings~. No thief gets past me~, so like~, give all the takings you make from people to me~, and I'll keep it until the end of the day~. Nyaaa~n!"

Then she does a little pose, bringing both of her hands to her face and posing like a cat would if you rolled them onto their backs. Friendly cats, that is, not cats who are incredibly violent and grumpy for literally no reason.

"What she means to say is that she handles the finances throughout the day whilst the den is open. If she's not doing anything, she'll sit with you or someone else, as I said." Sannyo reminds me. I genuinely thought Okinaneko'd be shorter... Oh well. Big, fluffy mcflufferton house cat.

"Yeah~. That's totally what I do, nya~h." Okinaneko's ears flicker a few times. "And that's really it from me~."

"...I see." Bringing a hand to my chin, I smile. "I'm looking forward to working with you all tomorrow."

"Wait, tomorrow?!" Saikoro's brows raise, as she stares at Sannyo.

"Yes, tomorrow." Sannyo nods. "This is a rare circumstance where the den opens for two days in a row. Normally I'd give you at least a day's rest between openin's, but I need you lot here tomorrow. This exact den, too. Don't worry, I'll pay you all double, if I can. Even you, Rajime, even if it's your first day."

...Oh, wow. "It has to do with Chimata, right...?"

"Mmm." Sannyo nods, fanning herself slightly. "She's openin' a market at the den. It'd be rude to not go through with it. Heheh."

"...I see." Kifujin sighs. "I suppose I'll talk to Heiwa about rearranging our plans for tomorrow to the day after..."

"U-Um... I'll see what I can d-do..." Yoko smiles awkwardly.

Okinaneko... "Double the payment~? Aww, Komakusa~, you shouldn't have~."

"Still, be here tomorrow, nine on the dot." Sannyo tells all of us, before placing a hand on Yoko's back. "Now you can all go home."

...Oh, alright. As me, Saikoro, Kifujin, and Okinaneko all stand up, we all leave through... varying exits. Okinaneko just jumped through an open window, bouncing off into the night, Kifujin just... seemingly pressed something on her wheel, and Saikoro skittered out of a back door.

...Once I'm outside, I see that Junko and Chimata were both waiting, making idle small talk until I came out. Junko's the first to notice. "...I take it that means you're done."

"Yeah... Let's go home." I nod, as Chimata smiles.

"I must thank you for the hospitality, Junko-san." Chimata does a small bow. "I hadn't expected you to show me this sort of hospitality, all because of Rajime-san."

"...To be precise, you two are sharing the same bedroom. I hope neither of you mind, as I only have the one guest room." Junko sighs. "Maybe it would be wise to invest in more guest rooms, in the odd case of actual visitors..."

"I'm sure we can work something out." Chimata smiles at me, as I just nod.

"Yeah, hopefully." I nod. If it comes to it, Chimata can have the futon, and I can just sleep on the floor with a pillow and a blanket, or something.

"...Good. Come along, then." Junko gently picks me up, beginning to fly away with Chimata in tow.

...And this seems like a good spot to let my mind wander, because boy, today's been... one hell of a doozy...

...

Notes:

So hey all, it's me again. This chapter was... well, weird doesn't begin to describe it. Misumaru's connection to the Nagas, for one. Then Akane, now Aikido... Man, the pieces really are falling into place, huh? A whole bunch of stuff is coming together, especially Rajime's new job. Sannyo is somehow both considerate and cold. Saikoro's really charming. Kifujin's as nice as can be. Yokoshimana is anxious. And Okinaneko is fluffy.

Also introducing in this chapter: a whole BUNCH of OCs! First, let's start off with Curo, Trish's new companion and... servant? Anyways, yeah, it's as he said. Curo's meant to be the companion of Chang'e, the actual first moon rabbit, and this is my take on how said moon rabbit would be like. He's like the Walter White of Gensokyo, and if he can make medicine that Eirin can't, that says something, right? His dual pistols are also fun, and his attire I tried to make somewhat similar to Reisen's in Imperishable Night, yet not. I wonder how Junko would react to meeting Curo...? That's a thing for later though. Another thing for later is Curo hating the Watatsukis.

Next up, Saikoro. She's... very, very bizarre. Hitting on Rajime, who she knows is a girl? I mean, she's up to something, that's for damn well sure. But hey, Sannyo seems to have a hold over her. Next, Kifujin. Really gives that high class 'Lady Luck' impression, right? That big ol' golden wheel's there too. A~h... Yokoshimana. She's pretty weird towards Rajime. There's also the matter of her brother, Ryuu, and his connection to the Kiketsu.

Okinaneko, the lion girl who shares half of her first name with Okina, who seemingly has no relation to her. She's possessive of treasure, she's big, and she's adorable. Sannyo's big, dumb, and adorable house cat.

Also, much like Sannyo and Medicine, Chimata may or may not have a more important role to play in EoC. The RGB market god, who may or may not be my other favourite character alongside Junko, is too interesting of a character to not focus on. Business partners... Wonder how that'll go.

Tsukasa's in a similar spot too. So... this is a big bit of canon divergence here, with Tsukasa. And for those that know how kuda-gitsune work, and Tsukasa's ability... Let's just say things might get a bit hectic between her and Rajime, in the future. Especially with Akane being a prominent figure to both her and Rajime, alongside Junko. I guess he's surrounded with foxes now, huh?

Also, holy hell, this chapter got super dark towards the end, what with Akane talking about her children, and the reveal of what happened to Rajime in the past. Seriously, imagine being nine years old and having that happen in front of you! The only solace he had was Trish, since Epsilon and Maroon were hurt really bad.

Hey, speaking of Epsilon and Maroon actually, you might see them show up at some point in EoC. Keyword 'at some point', since it could be ages before they show up.
Moving on... Aikido. Guess she's finally shown up, huh? I tried to present her as this very refined and wise yet friendly figure. Expect a lot from her.

...So. Akane. Her character's... really something else. I mean, manipulating lies? That's terrifying in of itself. But her connection to Junko is... also very disturbing. Yet, somehow, bittersweet. In the 'canon' of EoC, she's the reason why Junko's so fox-themed. I mean, look at the name Akane used back then, Junko literally used part of Akane's 'full name' at the time for her one, singular name.

Well, on a lighter note, Trish has been HELLA busy. She has her own bar and everything. Outer Heaven... Well, it fits, I guess. It sure is a place outside of Heaven. Also Curo's her servant now, apparently. Wonder how that happened. Mokou also hates Kaguya, like usual, and Trish's big sword is funny, especially considering she can make the nanomachines joke if you asked her why she's so strong.

Now, lastly... Incidents. If you're thinking 'alright, UM is over, time for 100BM, right?', then you're ABSOLUTELY wrong. And by that, I mean expect the start of an original incident next chapter, before the events of 18.5 occur. Hell, it might be an elaborate set-up for 18.5's events behind the scenes... What I can say, though, is that rain falls pretty hard, sometimes. Blame Takane and Marisa's spontaneously changing appearance, not me. Anyways, that's all from me.

Oh, actually, before I do go, quick question for you guys. If there's a certain character from the canon you'd want to see show up next chapter (which takes place mostly at Sannyo's den), who would it be? Let me know, I like a bit of reader interaction here and there. Also bloody hell, this chapter's longer than chapter 5. I blame Curo's and Akane's exposition dumps. This note is also long. Okay, that's it from me now, for real this time, since I'm running out of character space-.

Chapter 7: May The Best Hand Win

Summary:

In which fun is had in various different aspects, through cards and more. Meanwhile, other things are put in place.

Notes:

Here's your chapter OC count. There's 17. As you can tell, OCs are especially prominent in this story. Also this is where the character list spikes. Like, hard.

Oh, yeah, and before we begin, here's a little idea I just thought up. Since there's going to be a lot of OCs in this work, how's another thing dedicated to profiling the OCs sound? Helps you guys to understand who's who, what they are, so on so forth. It also helps me to remember the very, ahem, colourful cast EoC has (this also includes me tagging the names of the OCs so I don't forget who I've done for this). As for how it'll be laid out? Well, I'll go over things like names (if they have one, I say this because of one character that shows up this chapter), race, abilities, titles, all the good stuff you'd expect. I might even throw in a note from Rajime or the other two main characters (should it fit at the time of writing) about the character in question.
Vote here.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

...Not much happened on the way to Senkai, outside of some small talk. Right now, I'm sitting and reading through Gensopedia in my bedroom, with Chimata practically looking over my shoulder as she also reads it. Well, I say 'my bedroom', but right now, it's more like a guest room. Or a slumber party, since Chimata's... sleeping here too. 

Also, as for why she's reading it? Well, u~h... She's curious. That and she's proofreading, too. She pointed out a few mistakes I made when writing stuff down. Somehow.

...I guess writing in Gensopedia with that pen isn't completely accurate regarding detailing what someone knows about that topic. Needless to say, I did correct them.

You know what's funny? The ink I scratch out with the pen actually disappears and becomes the stuff I write after. It was weird at first, but it's cool now.

...Chimata's also dressed in far more casual clothing. Just a rainbow shirt and leggings, unlike that zipper and pin colourful mess of a dress from before. 

Well, that sounds rude, actually. I don't mean that in a bad way, thinking about it. It has its charms and appeal, plus it's unique. I've... never seen that many zippers on a dress before.

...First time for everything. Her cape's hung up nearby. That thing's especially neat, because it looks like a cloudy sky on the inside, whilst the outside is pure white. Her funny headband's still on, though. She just looks... way different out of that dress and cape, like she's an entirely different person. Uh... Outside of that~... Her dress is like... carefully hung up with her cape.

...

I should get a cape. That'd be cool.

"Hmm... Your written Japanese is rather neat and tidy for someone who isn't a native." Chimata remarks on my writing. "I can tell that, when compared to some of the other passages in here, several other people filled this out too..."

Oh, right, she knows I'm not inherently Japanese either, and that I'm English. I mean, I know Japanese, and it's my second nationality behind English because... well, my family has Japanese ties, as I've learnt. I mean, we drink all sorts of tea, for one, not just milk tea. I'm pretty fond of lemon tea. I like lemon-flavoured things a fair bit...

But, yeah, I'm English-Japanese. So are Trish, Epsilon, and Maroon. We did learn how to write in Japanese, in the odd case we ever travelled to Japan for a visit to some distant relatives or something.

...Not like we really do that anymore. That was years ago.

Still, I'm rambling. Turning my head to Chimata, I shrug. "I'm still Japanese to some extent. I mean, my family's Japanese, but also English."

"Ah." She nods. "Quite understandable, though foreign markets always did interest me. What exactly are they like in England, anyway? I had heard it was still quite a traditional country..."

"Sometimes it is." I nod, tilting my head left to right as I sigh. "...But people're more reliant on technology nowadays. There are still markets from time to time though, like farmer's markets and what have you."

"A shame." Chimata clicks her tongue, looking at Gensopedia for a moment. "Though, if it's like that there, then I suppose hope is lost for markets on the outside."

She uh... filled a few pages in herself. Also, I say 'a few pages', since she not only wrote an entry for her, but for Megumu too. Also Momoyo, whoever she really is, and that Dezain person she mentioned... Tsukasa too, I guess.

Also, let me just say, she did not put any kind words when she wrote about Megumu. I mean, Momoyo has some... neutral comments, and she has somewhat positive comments about Dezain. Tsukasa's a similar situation to Momoyo, as in, neutral comments. Nothing more, nothing less.

Ah, right, uh... "Well, there's still some, but obviously not enough to sustain your faith and strength." I scratch my neck. I know Tsukasa's also here, but she's just... Well, let's just say she snuck out somewhere in Junko's home, along with her vial. I know she's here somewhere, but I don't know exactly where. Just... somewhere, I guess.

...I just remembered that I never spoke to Junko about my... uh... gender. I mean, I like being treated as a guy, but she probably has to know I'm a girl at heart at some point, unless if she somehow magically finds out overnight.

Oh, also, my hat and stuff is off. Basically the extra clothes like my ribbons, cap, and scarf. Also Aegis. Which, to be fair, I forget I have on sometimes. I'm just dressed in my shirt and shorts.

I mean, hey, I slept in these before, I can do it again. 

...Also, I'm curious. I turn to Chimata. "How exactly do you wash your outfit, anyway...?"

"What do you mean?" She tilts her head in confusion.

"I mean like... your dress. The one with the zippers, pins, and stuff. How exactly do you clean that?" I elaborate, tilting my head in kind. "I'm imagining it'd take a while to do it, with all the different colours you have..."

"Oh." She nods in understanding, before smiling. "Well, yes, you would be right, it does take a while, but it is quite worth it, I feel. After all, the market god must be presentable and easily identifiable. Therefore, I wash it all separately, each colour having its own water basin."

"...That... must be pretty awkward, needing all that water..." I grin, scratching my cheek awkwardly. "I mean, my shirt's an exception, since I can just dunk it in some water, then scrub it clean with a brush and some soap."

"And what of your shorts?" She raises a brow. "I'm imagining it's awkward to clean a black and white clothing article, after all."

"Well, it's not dye." I pat my shorts for emphasis. They're like uh... those reflective ones. If you shine a light on them, they'd reflect the light or shine. Especially the white half. It's one of those shorts. What's it called again? Nylon, or something? "...So I can do the same for them. My hat's a similar situation, even if it's a different material."

"...I see... Maybe I should consider investing in that type of clothing, especially for my dress..." Chimata brings a finger to her chin, thinking about it. "Although, blinding someone if the sun shines brightly on me doesn't sound like a good idea. Or if the Moon does."

Hm. "True." I close my eyes, then close Gensopedia. "I mean, if you blind someone at your market, they won't come back, right?"

"Exactly. I thought you would understand. I suppose it is convenient for you, however." She does note the convenience, at least. "...Unless if you're attempting to sneak around somewhere at night, then you would be seen near instantly if light catches your clothes."

"...Also true." I open my eyes again, sighing as I place it into my bag. I reach into my pocket and produce all of the Ability Cards I gathered today...

...You know, I should really put these into that album Hecatia gave me.

Watching me rummage around in my bag, Chimata decides to question my actions. "...What exactly are you doing there, if you don't mind me asking?"

"Scrapbooking." I tell her bluntly, slotting cards into the album carefully. "...Another god asked me to do this for her, to collect all the cards I can and put them in here. I mean, she did allow me to use them too, but having a collection of these cards so I can know what they all do whilst being able to rely on them is also smart, right?"

"...Is that so? That is quite a nice idea, come to think of it... Perhaps I should sell a compendium of Ability Cards at the next market opening. Then people can truly understand that these cards have their uses, and that they aren't just some... unimportant item." Chimata begins smiling, getting an idea. "Of course, I won't have them ready for tomorrow, but the next market I will definitely have them prepared. Perhaps I could send a letter to Dezain asking if she would be willing to assist with their creation... She's not bound by the tengu systems, after all, half-tengu and all."

Oh, Dezain...? "If you need more help, I'd be willing to lend a hand..." I also offer my assistance in the matter.

"No, no, you're far too busy with other things." Chimata frowns at me. "Like that job of yours as a bookmaker at Komakusa's dens. And on top of this, you're also filling out that aptly-yet-accurately named guide called Gensopedia. I don't wish to inconvenience you and take more of your time."

"...Oh. Well, um, that's nice of you to consider...?" I awkwardly grin. She isn't... entirely wrong, either. I do have to work at Sannyo's den, like I agreed to. I mean, um, if I didn't show up after all that, that'd just... be overly rude, right?

...Also, my first day is tomorrow. At least Sannyo'll pay double for all five of us to be there. Five referring to me, Kifujin, Saikoro, Yoko, and Oki, as Okinaneko's been nicknamed.

I also know Sannyo probably told them to refer to me as 'Rajanaga', but at the same time, I'm fairly sure Saikoro'll just call me 'Ji'. Call it a hunch, based on how she acts so far...

Namely, Saikoro's airheaded a lot. Also she's very blunt and informal. I... still don't know what to make of her, in actuality. Hmm.

...Also, I didn't get one of those emblems of a smoking dragon like Saikoro and Kifujin had on. Yoko too... Sannyo might give it to me tomorrow. Actually, no, she probably will. It wouldn't make sense for me not to wear one, if I'm a bookmaker.

"Still..." Chimata sighs, catching my attention. "Today has been quite overwhelming, even without the events leading up to the Lunar Rainbow Market which was unfortunately cancelled due to, ahem, health reasons." She gives me a glance, then frowns. "...I'm not fond of Shirogane."

What? "...Why? I'm fine with her." I scratch my neck. "To be fair, I learnt a whole lot about Akane, and I can understand her reasons."

"Yes, although, she could have handled things far differently." Chimata brings up a point.

"Well it was in the heat of the moment, so I'm probably right in guessing that she didn't have time to think over a plan. She just grabbed me, and..." I trail off, then sigh. "...yeah, you saw what happened."

"...Still, your desire to stop conflict is simultaneously baffling, yet admirable. The extent you'd go to for this, however, is worrying." Chimata's neutral expression shifts to a more... concerned one. "You did scare me when you did that, if I am to be quite frank."

"...Apply the same thing I said about Akane's decision to what I did. I didn't really have time to think. I just... shot straight for the quickest option to stop you two from fighting." I place the last card in the album, before slotting it into my bag alongside my diary. My eyes then trail to Aegis, which is leaning against a nearby wall. 

...You know. I've never really used that much so far outside of, well, Strand. But that's because Strand's pretty valuable as a movement option for me, considering how everyone else can fly whilst I can't.

Maybe that could be something worth looking into... Flying, that is. Danmaku sounds like a hassle, and even then, I don't want to hurt someone. Talking things out is more my style, as I've probably said like, five different times.

As for the reason why I've not really used Aegis? It's just... Well, I haven't really needed to use it, yet. I've avoided fighting however I can and the closest I got to fighting was accidentally flying into Tsukasa and pinning her to the ground.

...Also getting hit with danmaku, which sucks. I still have the lily Medicine gifted me with Junko's help on in my hair. It's... pretty helpful, if I'm being honest. The whole 'boosted vitality' thing is a big help. Because, after all, humans're... fragile. Delicate. Like me, who's as thin as a toothpick-.

Well, I'm not that thin, per se, but I think that still expresses the point. I'm not very strong physically, Trish is more into that sort of thing. Plus, Trish is smarter than I am, in a lot of aspects. She's strong and smart, is what I mean. Me? I'm... lesser. If I'm being honest, overwhelming and specific things like maths, sciences, and even speaking languages confuses and bewilders me. More creative and technical subjects like, say, art, writing, and technology are right up my alley. Even gardening, too.

...To be fair, I only really got into gardening because I just figured 'hey, might as well respect the plants'. The funny thing is, Kolar's also a gardener too. Guy's entire room is filled with plants, top to bottom. It's like a jungle in there. He's way better at gardening than I am, too.

Of course, Trish doesn't do that.

Oh-. I can cook, though! I actually really like cooking, it's a good way to distract me from... things. And-.

"...Are you feeling alright?" Chimata snaps me out of my little trance, waving a hand in front of my face. Ah-. I was... rambling again. "Oh, there you are. You just started spacing out."

"...Yeah, I'm fine, I just... think about things a lot more than I should, sometimes." I awkwardly chuckles into my hand, rubbing the back of my head with my other hand. "...It's a trait and an issue at the same time."

"It never hurts to be sure of what you know, however." She nods approvingly of my penchant for overthinking things...? "What exactly is on your mind, though? Mere curiosity."

Oh, she's... interested? Um, this is... a first. "W-Well, I... I was just thinking about things I'm good at, and things I'm bad at." I take a breath, before sighing.

"Really, now? Well, what are you good at, then? I'm willing to listen." She maintains her interest, raising her brow slightly.

Okay, nobody's ever been this interested in what I do in my spare time, outside of like, Trish. Or Kolar. This is a first...! What do I even say?! Which thing do I use, and-.

No, no, just... be calm, keep a straight face. Don't be nervous. Chimata's someone I can trust.

...I think.

Anyways-. "Um, w-well, I'm good at art, for one..." I scratch my neck, looking away. "I'm also pretty good at writing all sorts of scenarios I can come up with in my head, I can sew, and... I can cook pretty well. I'm also pretty experienced in using technology and things associated with it, and, um... Oh, I have a pretty good memory too, unlike my sister who's always forgetting where she puts her clothes... I'm also pretty good at cleaning things."

"Quite the variety then... It sounds like you're quite a creative individual, too." Chimata comments on the subjects I'm good at. "Hmm... I do quite enjoy talks like this, outside of markets."

"...Really?" I lean back in my chair as Chimata sits down on the futon. 

"But of course, my social life isn't entirely dedicated to the users of the free market..." She stares directly at me, furrowing her brows. "You're essentially proof of this."

...Oh, I guess so, huh. I just silently nod as I lean back further, staring at the ceiling.

...

There's a brief, comfy silence in the room. Chimata takes this as an opportunity to continue talking. "...You know, Himemushi wasn't entirely unfavourable to work with. Of course, she was slow to understand, and only really cared about enjoying herself, but this is exactly what I prefer in a business partner. Not someone who's planning to maximise profit, but someone who works for the market because they enjoy doing so. Thus, I have no qualms against her, unlike Iizunamaru."

"Yeah, I can tell you really don't like her." I fold my arms. "...Megumu, I mean. She didn't really strike me as a conniving type, like you described her. If anything, she was polite, if not a bit pushy."

"That's just the front she uses to fool others. She only cares about gathering power, money, and influence into the hands of the tengu, deep down. Of course, I knew this, especially when she tried manipulating my own power to make bullet money stick as the main currency in Gensokyo. That fell to shambles when I realised her double-crossing far earlier than Kudamaki had told me of her betrayal. So I used her like she tried to use me, played like the cheap violin she is."

Ah. Cheap violin. I was expecting 'fiddle' for some reason, but I guess that works too. But still... "Actually, what do you think of Tsukasa, anyway?"

"Her kind are troublesome, though I hold nothing against her for interacting with Iizunamaru. I know she's essentially a servant to that tengu, but I care not. I made an exception for Dezain, and I will make the same exception there. I don't discriminate through association with undesired characters." Chimata shakes her head. O~h...

...Well, might as well mention this. "...She's not even working for Megumu anymore." I just casually bring up, as if nothing is wrong with that sentence.

"...Pardon you?" Chimata furrows her brows at me. "What exactly does that mean?"

"Oh, you didn't find out?" I tilt my head. "Tsukasa's helping me out under Akane's request. Also because she double-crossed Megumu as well, but she's making it seem like she's still loyal to her. So essentially, Megumu's been played like a fiddle twice. Well, originally, she wasn't helping me because of Akane, but really, because she finds me easier to deal with. Human, and all that."

...

"...Ah." Chimata nods, blinking slowly. She uh... seems unsure what to make of that, but sighs. "...Very well, then. That is quite a revelation to keep in mind... You have my thanks yet again. Why tell me this, however?"

"I mean, we're business partners, right?" I shrug, leaning forward after doing so. "I'm not really going to withhold anything from you."

"How kind of you." She nods appreciatively, humming. "Mm... I suppose I shouldn't withhold anything, either. Are you aware that Akane knows a lot about you inherently?"

Uh...? "Yeah, she made that pretty obvious when we first met..." I scratch my cheek idly. "Why're you asking?"

"...She may know more than you think she does. After all, she told me a rather disturbing fact about your past, after you fell unconscious. Only me and her heard the details of that conversation, however, but even if someone did, the only person I believe could have heard it was Aikido-san."

Aikido... But, wait... 'disturbing fact about my past'? I-. Oh no. "W-Wait, you don't mean...?"

"...Shirogane told me about your parents and what happened to them." Chimata outright states... Mmm... "She even knew specifics of what had happened... It was a lightning strike, wasn't it? It not only... did that, but it also severely injured two of your siblings. You were unscathed, as was your sister, apparently, but you weren't even an adolescent at the time it happened. I'm imagining it was... very traumatic, for you. Shirogane had also told me it's what led to a fear of lightning. Loud sounds like an explosion make you lock up, don't they?"

...

Akane... knew that much...? I-... No, no, of course she knew. Akane's still keeping a lot of things from me, even after that talk we had in Sannyo's den. She's implied she's known a lot ever since our first meeting in the Garden of the Sun.

...She... She really is an enigma...

"Rajime." Chimata catches my attention again, her voice soft. "...Just... speak what's on your mind. Keeping it bottled up won't help whatsoever, believe me, I would know. I nearly faced death myself."

...I guess she is right. Talking about it would help. "...I was just thinking about how Akane knew that to begin with... But given literally everything that's happened to me so far, moving to Gensokyo against my will, seeing literal magic... I guess someone learning about me wasn't out of the question." I look at the ground for a moment. "...I've met two people who know a lot about my family so far. Specifically my ancestors. Akane's one, obviously."

"Two?" Chimata tilts her head. "Who's the other one?"

"...Misumaru Tamatsukuri." I give her a name. "She's... a god. I think. She has magatama all over her body and apparently had some contact with my dad..." 

"Ah..." Surprised, she makes a noise resembling recognition of Misumaru's name. "Yes, I'm actually quite aware of her. I know she had some hand in directing all of those... barbarians my way, to disrupt the free market. Well, there were nine people who came to the market before it opened, but only five really fought me. The Moriya maiden was particularly annoying, though the Hakurei miko had also shown up... As had a witch, a maid, a vampire surprisingly enough, a katana-wielding normal human whose lower legs were made of metal, an immortal, another seemingly ordinary human who held a surprising amount of physical strength, and a lunar rabbit clad in strange gear..."

So, basically, that Sanae person's the Moriya maiden if I remember right. She showed up, along with Reimu, Marisa, Sakuya, Flandre~, Kolar, Mokou, Trish, and Curo, in that order.

Also, I might as well point something out. "Those uh... Those two 'normal humans' you mentioned...? The guy with the metal legs is a friend of mine, Kolar. The other one, who has pink hair, is my older sister, Trish." I awkwardly mention, rubbing the back of my head. I really hope they didn't attack Chimata in some way...

"Genuinely?" She seems surprised, before nodding. "Well, they didn't do anything that would make me consider them barbarians. Two others of those nine didn't fight, that being the moon rabbit that was with your sister, and the vampire who was with your friend."

Oh, so... Curo and Flandre didn't fight, either. I'm assuming that means Trish and Curo just let Mokou do the fighting for them, and Kolar and Flandre did the same with Sakuya.

...I still wonder what the actual hell Sakuya did to traumatise Mike like that.

"But, still..." Chimata places her hands on her lap. "Did she ever tell you why she knew as much as she did?"

No-... Actually. "...She did, I think. Said something about swearing an oath to someone, and her task was to keep me safe, whilst in exchange, she'd learn a lot about me." That's what she told me, anyway...

"...Ah. So we know the same, more or less." Relieved, Chimata looks to the nearby window, briefly raising a hand to run through her hair.

"But... she did tell me one other thing. A hint into her past." I also bring up. I'm not sure if I should be telling Chimata this or not, but... "...You know Junko, right?"

"I'm quite familiar, even in the short time I've known her, yes." Chimata nods, raising her brow slowly. "What of her?"

"...Akane shares a past with her, to an extent. But... before she began sharing that part of her past with Junko, she told me a bit before that too. She suffered losses in her family like I did, nine children, to be exact..." I bring a finger to my lips.

"...Nine?" She seems taken aback by my words. Well-. Akane's words, more like. "That many...?"

"That's what I said." I nod, chuckling slightly. "But she was a noble way back when, so that amount of children was normal to her. Losing them drove her over the edge though, so she poisoned, hurt, and manipulated all sorts of people in power, like emperors. She despised them... but nowadays, she sees me as a daughter. Tsukasa too."

"...Ah. So if I am to understand... She holds a fondness for Kudamaki and yourself, and judging from this, she was doing what she thought was best for you at the time..." Chimata furrows her brows. "Which, in hindsight, was quite stupid of her to assume, but her judgment was most likely clouded. Still, carry on."

"...So the next part's where she starts sharing her past with Junko." I pocket my hands, thinking about it some more. "Apparently, one of her sons survived, a kid named Feng. She was glad he was alive, but she investigated and eventually found out he had died too. Through his death, he met with Junko, who was actually the foster mother of Feng but treated him like he was related to her by blood. I'm guessing that when they both found out who the other was, they gladly schemed to get back at the one who took not just Feng from them, but Junko's former husband too. Apparently they also schemed with that guy's minister, whoever he was. Akane went by 'Joon Konusa' back then though, which is sort of ironic given Junko's current name. They made a deal, and Akane possessed her to kill that man. That's all she really told me..."

"Hmm. Quite a tale..." Chimata thinks on it, nodding to herself a few times. "Though, moving on, it doesn't sound like that was the only thing on your mind. How Shirogane knew so much about you, that is. What about your other two siblings?"

"Epsilon and Maroon?" I tilt my head, before furrowing my brows. "Trish was really the only one who had contact with them. Last I checked, they were holding up alright..."

"Ah, that's quite good, then." She nods, smiling. I can tell this conversation's... getting lighter. "Now... what of your fear of lightning? What's the term for it again...?"

"It's astraphobia." I respond without a moment of hesitation. "That's the specific term. I just... uh... did a bit of looking into it. And by a bit, I mean... I mean a lot. Or-. Trish did, more like. Hearing loud sounds like the crashing of a plate, an explosion, gunfire, it just... makes me lock up. Like I'm just locked in a cage, unable to do anything but watch and listen. My mind goes over all sorts of possibilities in a panic, like what if I got struck, what if someone close to me was hit by a stray bolt, so on, so forth... It's terrifying. I just don't want to lose anything else to the same thing again."

"Oh, my, that does sound like quite a violent reaction." Chimata frowns, raising a hand to her chin. "But I suppose fear does that to people. But, as I like to think, history never repeats itself, does it? So, by that logic, I'm sure that you won't suffer any loss from thunder again."

"It doesn't, but... The possibility's still out there." I lower my eyes.

"Hmm... I can tell the topic has gotten quite sour. Let's move on." Chimata pats the space beside her, gesturing for me to sit down next to her. "But, first, sit beside me, would you? This is a casual conversation, after all."

...Sure. I've got my shoes off, so I could go to sleep soon if need be... Standing up, I move over to the futon, and sit down beside Chimata. "So... what now?"

"Well, I was going to go over the plan for the debut of the next market." Chimata raises a finger. "Normally, I open these markets under special circumstances... Like, say, a rainbow. After all, trading underneath the rainbow essentially allows you to trade whilst having a connection with God, that being myself in this instance. However..." She frowns, shaking her head. "I fear as if there's no special occasions coming up soon that would induce the opening of a market. Even an instance like a monsoon or typhoon would make me open a market. Or, say, an event like a harvest moon. Special things in nature trigger the opening of a market is what I'm getting at."

Oh, well that's interesting to know. Hmm... "Weren't you going to open a market at Sannyo's den tomorrow?"

"Yes, but that wouldn't generate the right amount of faith for me." Chimata counters calmly. "Whilst it does open irregularly and could be considered a special event, it's not the type of event I'm looking for, since that's more of an artificial event."

U~h... "How about asking around to see if there's any special events coming up soon that don't happen regularly at all? Like, say, uh... a cherry blossom viewing~...? It's around that season, after all..." I suggest off-handedly.

"That... might work, actually. Cherry blossom viewings are an annual thing, and they are organised by people, but they're a mix of natural and artificial organising." Chimata's brows raise. "Yes... I may keep that idea in mind, since the prime time for viewing the blossoms is later this month, after all."

Oh, sweet. "Glad I could be of help, at least..."

"You've already been a substantial help for me. The Ability Cards were a stepping stone, and your alternative card allowed me to gain the control and influence I had over the cards to begin with. Without you, this situation right now wouldn't be possible. I sincerely cannot give you enough thanks for this." Shaking her head, the god gains a neutral smile. I guess... she is right, huh...

"...Well, I try to help everyone I can." I actually scoot over to lie down, putting my hands behind my head as I stare up at the ceiling. "...Just so they don't suffer like I did. It's why I don't like fighting either. Fighting just causes so much unnecessary pain and hatred, you know? Even if it's played off as lighthearted fun at first, still doesn't hide the fact you're hurting someone."

"I understand what you mean, Rajime." Chimata nods, shifting to look at me before moving over to lie down too. She's on her side though, I'm on my back. "But conflict's necessary, sadly. Without it, you wouldn't have things like debates. Without conflict, you wouldn't have half of the things you do today. People fought for many things, rights, materials, money, or for general purpose. As a matter of fact, I'm sure some gods and youkai fight over humans. Namely because gods like myself require faith from humans like you. Youkai, however, need humans to either feast directly from their flesh, or... well, feed off of their fear. It differentiates from youkai to youkai, but still."

"I know. I get that too, but it's just... All of that stuff from the past's changed my view on things. I know sometimes that fighting's unavoidable, but I can easily tell when it's pointless, and that it can be resolved through talking, if I try hard enough." I reason, shaking my head. I feel tired. "...I guess being tired gives me these kinds of thoughts, huh?"

"Mmm... It is particularly late, as a matter of fact." Chimata considers, looking out of the window yet again, before she gives me a soft smile. "Get some sleep. Don't worry about me, I won't do anything strange. In fact, it would be blasphemous if I did."

...Not sure why she had to specify that, but alright... "Sure... Goodnight, Chimata."

"Goodnight to you too, Rajime."

And with that, I fall asleep, exhaustion overtaking my mind. Guess I was pretty exhausted after all...

 


 

...

I'm here again. In this purple void. It's... just me. Have Kolar and Trish not gone to sleep, yet...?

"Sadly, no. No they haven't." A familiar voice hits my ears as I turn to see an equally familiar baku floating over to me.

"...Doremy?" I tilt my head.

"The one and only." She snorts, before looking around. "But, as I was saying, your sister and friend haven't gone to sleep yet. I suppose the latter is because he's serving a vampire, who's particularly active at night, but I don't get why your sister isn't here. I've made the necessary workarounds, calculations, and everything. But it seems she hasn't gone to sleep yet."

"...Oh. That's... worrying." I fold my arms, frowning. "Kolar I get, since he's Flandre's butler, but... Trish not getting any sleep's worrying."

"Your friend's serving that vampire?" Doremy expresses brief surprise. "Hmm. Odd, I had thought it would be the other one... No matter. I suppose we could use this downtime as a... way to catch up, would you agree? After all, you have had dreams, but barely any were lucid enough for me to actively interact with you."

I guess I have, huh... "Sorry, I've just been... busy. You know...?"

"I'm aware." She nods, sighing. "Though your dreams did give me insight into various other... ahem, circumstances that have happened since my last visit. You've been quite the busy boy - or girl - it seems."

...Oh. She knows. "...How long've you known about that?"

"Ever since I read back on your other dreams. So, to be precise, ever since you stopped dreaming after our first meeting." Doremy smugly elaborates. Why is she always so smug-looking...? "Because I may as well match appearances, no?"

...It didn't even hit me she was reading my mind, until now. I'm guessing that's because she rules over the Dream World.

"Yes, you'd be exactly right in that presumption." Doremy nods. I swear, her nightcap is like... twice as long now, compared to last time. "Though, back to the point. You've been quite busy, haven't you?"

"Well... yeah." I nod. "Making friends and all sorts of connections... Oh, I have a job now, too."

"I noticed." She casually nods. "...I've been keeping a track of your progress at least. From that 'training' in the Garden of the Sun, to the present. I hadn't known your family had ties running back into Gensokyo through that magatama god, though it makes things much more interesting."

...You know. "To be fair, I don't really have any clue about what's going on. I'm just... rolling with it." I tilt my head. "I didn't even know about that until Misumaru brought it up. Same goes for Akane."

"Ah, yes, her." Doremy nods, before smugly smiling yet again, as usual. "...Though, I may be able to give you some information about her. Akane Shirogane most certainly is Tamamo no Mae, as well as Joon Konusa like she told you. I determined that from her dreams, after deciding to do a bit of investigating into her. You may as well know that if you genuinely plan on hanging around her. As for Tamatsukuri, she certainly was involved with your ancestors in some way."

...So... she really is Tamamo no Mae, huh...? "And you're certain about that...?"

"Mmm. Not much is hidden from me, especially in dreams, where people shrug off that it isn't real." Looking ahead into the void, she pans her head around, raising her diary briefly. "...However, I have information on everyone who can dream, humans, youkai, and gods alike. So, yes, I know for certain Akane is Tamamo no Mae. Even if a dream is fiction, the person you are never changes."

"I see..." I scratch my chin. So there's no sugar-coating it... Akane is one of the most feared youkai... "But even if she is feared, it doesn't change how she treats me."

"Well, as she said, you remind her of a son. Specifically, Feng, who I'm sure you're aware of by this point. I know that because Akane had a dream about it, funnily enough." Doremy nods. "...The same applies for Junko. Do what you will with that information."

Specifically Feng? Junko thinks the same way...? I seriously don't know what that means, but... as long as it helps me keep a good relationship with both.

...Chimata might complicate things, since she doesn't particularly like Akane, but even so, I've forgiven her. Akane, that is. I'm fine with Chimata.

"That knack for understanding things surprisingly easy is your saving grace." Doremy abruptly comments, chuckling to herself quietly. "But I suppose you have a knack for making people like you, too. Margatroid, for one, but also Melancholy. It frankly baffles me as to how you changed Melancholy's views on humans simply by being yourself. But, I suppose you're naturally a kindred being, and it does help that Margatroid was with you." Medicine, huh...

"I mean... I just find dolls cool." I reason, shrugging. "And besides, Medicine's interesting to me outside of being a doll. The fact she can manipulate poison is... slightly terrifying in its own right, but even then, I think she's just misunderstood. Or she's misunderstanding humans."

"That is also true." Nodding, she stares ahead for a few more seconds, before breathing in. "But you've had a substantial impact on Melancholy, throughout the course of a single day. You've changed her outlook on humans entirely, through your actions, and your actions alone. After all, actions speak louder than words, don't they?"

"...Yeah, they really do." I raise a hand to my neck to scratch it. I'm not even sure why I'm doing that, since this is a dream. I won't even feel it in real life either. "Still, uh... Misumaru really was involved with my ancestors and stuff...?"

"Mmm. She was." Doremy nods slowly. "...Essentially, she was a teacher to your kin, or so her dreams have told me. However, the ironic part is, she had a hand in making the Hakurei yin-yang orbs."

Hakurei yin-yang orbs...? "So basically she's involved with Reimu?"

"More or less." Nodding with a slightly faster pace, she leans towards me slightly. "Although, I can't entirely spoil everything for you. On a different note, let's talk about your ancestors. How much do you truly know about them?"

"Well..." I think on it. "...Not a whole lot, really. All I know is that they're of Japanese and English descent, since I'm both. I know there's a tradition in the family of an ancestor handing down a magatama when their children're old enough to have it, but only Epsilon got the magatama. Misumaru told me that much, at least."

"Ah. So not much, then." Doremy sighs. "A shame... Although, I know for a fact your family were definitely around before Gensokyo was ever created, and that they left Japan for England just before the year of 1888. Now, I'm assuming you know what's so special about that year, don't you? And no, it's not when Gensokyo was created."

1888...? Well, um, the only thing that comes to mind is~... "...That Jack the Ripper guy, right? The one nobody found out about until it was too late...?"

"That's exactly what I'm talking about." Doremy neutrally smiles, this time. "Yes, he killed several women in that year. It had to have been at least five, if I recall. Though, there was an interesting... aspect about him. The fact he was never discovered... or rather, the way he knew how to avoid trouble. That would require extremely good charisma, as well as particularly good instincts. As a matter of fact, his name actually was Jack, or Jacquelin at the time. But his last name, however... I'm sure you can fill in what I'm getting at."

"His last name?" I don't follow at all. 

"...It was Naga." She looks directly at me. "That much should have been obvious, given how we're talking about your ancestors. Jack the Ripper was, in fact, a Naga. Of course, I'm not too keen on the details, but that's what some digging told me in the past. I had the entire case solved in a matter of minutes... Not that I could tell anyone, of course, that would ruin the surprise. And besides that, Jack believed he was freeing those women from their issues in life, by killing them. That was his hope, in a sense."

"His... hope." I echo. "But, wait, Jack the Ripper was-..." I don't really believe it, but at the same time... "He was one of my ancestors?"

"Quite. But, as I said, I'm not keen on the details. You're better off asking the Scarlet Devil instead, she would know far more about Jack than I would. After all, she was around when he was making his rounds." Doremy shakes her head, sighing. The Scarlet Devil... So Remilia, then. "As a matter of fact, you could ask your friend Kolar to ask her. He seems particularly close with not just her, but the devil's sister too."

Ah, that's true, actually... "I don't think he'd mind asking about that either... I don't think he'd know why I'm asking him to do that, but he wouldn't really question why I'm asking it either. I mean, we're friends, friends don't question each other..."

"Hmm, true." Doremy looks ahead as we just sort of... stand there, for a few seconds.

...

A few more seconds pass, and nothing.

"Are um... Trish and Kolar actually going to go to sleep anytime soon?" I tilt my head at Doremy.

"One second." She turns and looks into a similar hole she made when she showed me Seiga that one time. Then another, a minute later. Then she turns back to me. "...Your sister's preoccupied with her bar, so she probably won't go to sleep until, say, later on in the night. Your friend's sleep schedule seems to have been thrown out of whack, having to serve a vampire now, meaning he won't really get much rest during the night. A shame, after I had made all of the necessary arrangements and everything..."

"Well, uh... To be fair, I did speak with the both of them earlier today." I sit down in the void, shrugging. Then a question crosses my mind. "Oh, wait, um... Quick question, are all dreams connected through some weird link I'm not aware of...?"

"Hmm?" Doremy looks over at me, slightly surprised I'd ask such a question, before clearing her throat. "Well, yes, obviously. If I can allow you to dream the same thing as your sister and your friend, then all dreams are connected to each other loosely. The Dream World is proof in of itself of this."

...I guess that does make sense, thinking about it... "And is there any way to visit other people's dreams...?"

Thinking about how to respond, Doremy slowly nods. "...Yes, though it varies from person to person. I can do it with relative ease, manager of the Dream World, and all. I know for certain that Hell goddess can access this place rather easily due to it counting as an Otherworld for her."

Oh, so Hecatia can come and go from here, then...? "Huh. Interesting."

...

Well... Maybe I should keep waiting.

 


Meanwhile...   (Hecatia POV)

 

Mmm~... I don't know exactly whatever that was just then, but I'm going to ignore that. It was like something just shifted through me, bu~t... Yeah, no, let's ignore that.

Hell's peaceful at night, but I'm not out here for a leisurely stroll, or for a simple visit to see how things are going. I actually know exactly what I'm doing, as a matter of fact. Right now, I'm in Hell's capital, the City of Lust and Desire. I could have come up with a better name, but I allowed some of the devils and shinigami to have their fun naming this place. I also could've let Piece do it, but then again, she's not good at naming things.

The type of people that live here are youkai and sinners alike... Well, sinner isn't exactly nice to describe them. They're normal residents of Hell for what they did when they were alive. Humans, that is to say, who are ghosts now. But the types of other people that live here are my highest-ranking devils, lampads, as well as some vampires and other things.

...I had heard recently that the Animal Realm wasn't doing particularly well. Something about idols and animal spirits was all I heard, but it seems to have resolved itself. Which reminds me, I need to pay the Keiga and Kiketsu matriarchs a visit in the near future. Maybe even the Gouyoku matriarch too. So, pretty much, Kurokoma, Kicchou, and Toutetsu.

Actually, on the note of Toutetsu, there's a were-taotie living down here too, under the protection of my highest-ranking devil and left-hand, Shonin... uh... what was her last name again? Oh, wait, Jigoku no Shonin. That's her name. She pretty much commands all of the other demons and hellish entities that aren't lampads. But you know what's funny? She actually has a side business of selling Sinsoul Leaves, plus she's the overall manager of that one outside chain where I get all my clothes from. Pretty sure it was called Hot Topic or something.

Anyways, Sinsoul Leaves're like tea leaves, but grown in Hell. They uh... They taste of apples, smell like apples, and they make you drunk if you smell them for long enough. Basically, they're a good time if you brew them into tea~. Oh, they're also pretty good at making people not freak out, but that's because they're probably drunk out of their minds~. 

...Thing is, Lubrae had them before she disappeared, so I guess she gave some seeds to Shonin before she left. Guess it's good, because I know for a fact Piece likes Sinsoul Tea a lot. Y'know, that reminds me, Shonin always was like a big sister to Piece. I guess Rajime also fits that role, even if Piece isn't exactly fond of him yet.

For some reason, I just had this thought, but I'm pretty sure there's a guy down here going by Jack the Ripper, but he was like, a serial killer or something. Which is weird, because the intent he had was a pretty good one. The saying 'if you kill a killer, the amount of killers stays the same' is a stupid one, because, like, what if you kill five killers? The number still goes down.

A~nyways. That uh... That were-taotie living with Shonin. His name's Parano Turnabout or something. Which is a weird name~, but my last name's literally a type of rock, so I'm not one to judge. 

As for the uh... the vampires I mentioned, there's Kira Yoshikage, I visit him every now and then because he's a reserved guy, but he means well enough. That and he's cute. There's also Yuwaka no Netsu, but she's weird. I'm pretty sure she's Kira's half-sister or something, because even if the two're complete opposites, they still act like siblings.

...Y'know, Junko actually mentioned Rajime's sister, Trish, to me. I uh... If I'm being honest, Kira's and Netsu's relationship sounds similar to theirs.

Sti~ll. Visiting Shonin, uh... He just lives at the very top of one of the towers around here. Yeah, Hell's pretty advanced and developed. There's constantly someone on a street, be it a demon or a ghost, or even a human, but the types of buildings that're around here vary. There's some towers, a lot of dubious shops selling dubious things, a lot of traditional homes from all over the world, some Greek, some English, some European, some uh... some Russian, I'm pretty sure, as well as a few Chinese and Japanese ones.

Yeah, Hell gets people from all over the world, because it's Hell. Why wouldn't it? Then again, it helps how Hell's infinite in terms of space, which means we can expand as much as we want down here. Pretty sure Lubrae had a hand in that, as did one of her disciples. I think it was the time one.

Oh, on the note of Lubrae's disciples, Aikido's actually the one who let Hell be cool and not blazing hot every second. Her ability of manipulating shadows helps a lot. I mean, Hell has a lot of suns, so having a lot of shadows allows people to avoid the light. It's bright enough to see, but not because of the sun. We have torches and stuff. Lamps, sometimes. But aside from that, Hell's covered in shadows because of Aikido. I think she namely did that so humans don't boil alive down here, if they're visiting or actually moving here.

...Y'know, I don't actually get why humans move down here. It's specifically some from, like, Gensokyo, but also some people from outside Gensokyo. Pretty sure some of their reasons were because of me existing, which is flattering, but still.

Come to think of it... I'm pretty sure they named this city based on what it does best - inducing lust and fulfilling desires. Funnily enough, Kira's ability is to manipulate desires, and Netsu's is to induce lust in others.

...Pretty sure we've got every sin possible in Hell. Shonin's wrath, Parano's gluttony because I've seen how much that guy eats daily, Toutetsu's greed, Kurokoma's pride, Kicchou's envy I think, ah~... and I'm pretty sure Kira's sloth or something. Something something seven deadly sins, or whatever. Those never really interested me all that much, but I guess I just remembered about them.

Still, that's not important. Shonin shouldn't be at her Sinsoul shop right now, so she should be at home, in the tallest tower around here. Not sure if Parano's with her or not, but I'll find out. 

So, y'know, I just float up, as one does in Hell. The streets're usually congested with something or other, sometimes Kiketsu, Keiga, or Gouyoku goons fighting or causing chaos, sometimes it's just busy, other times it's rush hour for the lampads and demons. You won't believe how many times I've witnessed two devils playing tug-o'-war with a lampad.

But before long, I'm at the top of this tower-like building, knocking on the window. "He~y, Shonin, are you in?"

...Not too long after I start knocking, I see someone else walk up to the window, opening it. It's... uh... not Shonin. It's Parano. "...Lady Hecatia?" 

So~... Parano. He's a simple-looking guy, but he's wearing sleevelets and has his shoulders exposed. His skin's, like, pale. Which is weird given the fact you can still feel Hell's various suns whenever you're inside or outside, but still. He's got ashen grey hair, with piercing red eyes. His teeth're also pretty sharp, if you can get a glance at them, and ah... he's wearing a really casual yukata with red and blue highlights. Lining his yukata's the word 'hunger'. Over and over, but it's small enough to seem like an intricate pattern. He's also got a silver pendant on in the shape of a spoon. It's a funny little accessory. Aside from that, the only other notable things is his reddish-white leggings and sandals.

...I don't really get why people wear sandals. Too clunky for my liking. Actually, I don't like wearing shoes in general.

Anyways. "He~y, Parano. Is Shonin home?"

"Uh... no, sadly." He shakes his head, stepping away from the window to let me in. "What brings you around here, though...?"

"I just had something I wanted to talk to Shonin about. Since, you know, she's my left-hand woman, and all." I nod, casually making my way into the main room, with Parano following behind. It's pretty traditional in here, but it's a mix of western and eastern. There's a low table, but Shonin has beanbag cushions. Honestly, they're one of the reasons I come here, sometimes, since literally nowhere else has them.

...They're pretty practical, too. I sit down as Parano grabs a few things from nearby, namely a cup of Sinsoul Tea, as well as a few papers. I can see it's lesson notes from Shonin, at least. "So what've you got there? Shonin been teaching you again?"

"...Yeah." Parano looks down at the papers, sighing. "Namely, she's trying to teach me command melodies, so some ignorant people stop bothering me. You know, so I can control various lampads, ghosts, and demons, forcing them to not bother me. Because trust me, I get bothered a lot."

"Mmm, I know." I silently chuckle to myself. "How's Kira been?"

"Huh? Oh, uh... pretty well, I guess." Parano takes a sip of his cup, before sighing. "He's been facing a bit of stress lately, but he was doing alright the last I checked."

Really? "Kira? Stressed? Parano, what exactly happened to Kira, if you don't mind me asking?" 

"Nothing's happened to him, he's just worried about Netsu." Parano sighs. "...You probably know Netsu's a major weirdo who's into all sorts of weird things. Some of the things she's been doing started to worry Kira. He told me and Shonin that, at least."

"Oh, I see." I tilt my head. "So is there a reason Shonin's not in, or...?"

"Last I checked, she was going to talk to Netsu, but before she left, she said she might come back with a guest." The were-taotie shakes his head, sighing. "No idea who she's going to bring back, because the last time she threw a party here, I had to scrub and bleach everything, as well as forcing myself into my taotie form to eat a few... ahem, 'questionable items'."

Oh, I guess that is a benefit of being a were-taotie. If you're hungry enough, you just transform into one, then you eat absolutely anything you can. Either that or wait for the Moon to be full, I guess.

But, still, Shonin bringing back a mystery guest? Well this will be quite a pleasant surprise.

"...Ah-." Parano's brows raise as he suddenly stands up. "Sorry, I should've uh... poured you a Sinsoul cup too. One sec."

"Oh, it's alright." I just simply laugh as he walks over to the nearby kitchen, before quickly returning with another cup of Sinsoul. Ah, right, I keep forgetting all of the water down here comes out boiling hot, because, well, it's constantly exposed to the sun.

...Truth be told, I'm not even sure how we got water down here to begin with. Maybe it's water from the Sanzu River. Ah well, I gladly accept the cup, and take a brief sip. Yep, same apple-like taste as ever.

"So, uh... what were you going to talk to Shonin about, anyway?" Parano asks me, sitting back down as he looks through the notes he has a few times. "I mean, it's not everyday you come out here, to the capital, and all."

"I just wanted to talk to Shonin about something I'm interested in." I take another sip, before continuing, placing the cup down. "You know, I might as well tell you too. Take a look at this." I reach behind myself and produce a certain file. It's more like a nearly-empty folder if anything, but I hand it to Parano regardless.

"And this is...?" He takes it, opening it up and having a look through. 

Well, might as well spill the beans. "You know Junko, right? Former mom, sorta my girlfriend?" I ask Parano, to which he nods in response to. "So, yeah, funny thing, she's got a guy living with her. Specifically, someone she treats like a son, whose uh... whose file you're holdin' right now. I had to go digging through the Ministry of Right and Wrong, and all that stuff. The yama were confused at what I was doing at first, but I just told 'em I was looking for information regarding a sinner, which was a big lie in of itself so I could just get his file."

"...Ah." He nods, looking through it. "...Rajime Naga?"

"Yeah, that's him. Keep reading." I instruct him to continue, which he does. He uh... looks pretty focused on it.

"...Kid's a human. But uh..." He pauses on one page. "...He's clean of sin? Like, there's nothing against him on here. No sins, nothing."

"Exactly." I begin grinning again, putting a hand on my hip. "And you know how much we hate the Moon, right?"

"...Yes, but I'm afraid I don't follow...?" Parano narrows his eyes at me. Do I really have to spell it out?

"Look, Junko's planning on using him as a weapon of sorts. Kid's potential is crazy as all hell, but he's soft. As in, he doesn't fight, that sort of thing. A pacifist, pretty much, which absolutely ruins that plan." I sigh, before folding my arms.

"...What." Parano just blinks, unsure what to make of this. "A-... A human. With obnoxious potential."

"Myep." I nod casually. "I mean, he does magic without even realising it sometimes. Now, lemme tell you why I want to talk to Shonin." Raising a finger, I begin explaining. "To be fair, Shonin's been with me since day one, so has Piece. Piece uh... really isn't a good teacher though. Shonin, however, is, and she knows exactly the type of training Lubrae put me through a long time ago. But I'm pretty sure she can be less... y'know, brutal about it, especially since it's a human boy we're dealing with. My plan's to have Shonin be a mentor of sorts to Rajime, so she can whip him into shape at least. Of course, it'll take a while, but sooner or later, he'll be ready enough for our plans."

"I... I see." He stares down, blinking. "...I'm fairly sure Kicchou'd be interested in him. You know, the head of the Kiketsu Family. I mean, she's smart, and she could probably notice potential when she sees it."

"Parano, I'm pretty sure any of the three matriarchs could notice that, and they'd definitely want that for themselves, which I don't want." I deadpan at him. "I mean, you're not wrong, but still."

"Ah, sorry, sorry..." He sighs, deflating. "Where even is Shonin, anyway...? She should be back by-."

"He~y, what's u~p." Suddenly, Shonin ascends through the floor. Oh, right, I forget she can do that sometimes. "It's me~, Parano." Then she pauses, turning to me. "...Oh, hey Hecatia."

"Hey." I just give her a wave, then I notice someone else beside her. "...Who's that?"

"Oh bloody 'ell, didn't expect the Goddess of Hell to be here." It's some guy with silver hair and blue eyes. For some reason, his tone of voice reminds me of Rajime, except far more informal. I mean, the accent is there, that's what strikes out at me.

"Oh, him?" Shonin turns to face the other guy. "That's Jack, a good old friend of mine."

"Well how d'ya do?" Jack grins, shrugging. "Pleasure t'meet the big boss at the top behind all this, for once. Keheheh..."

Well, he speaks weird, but Hell has weirder, I'm sure. "I guess it's nice to meet you, Jack. A friend of Shonin's is a friend of mine."

"Yeah, anyways." Shonin clears her throat. 

Might as well go over what Shonin's wearing as well as her general appearance. She's got jet black hair that spikes up slightly with red highlights in them, plus she's got two, grey goat-like horns sprouting from her head. On top of that, her eyes're black, and she's wearing a hood that barely hides her head, because of the horns. Well, they do go through two slots meant to let her horns pass through the hood without damaging it, but still.

Aside from that, she's dressed pretty casually, wearing black robes made of silk and what-not, but it has text saying 'Born to Sin, Forced to Win' on it, with a big red heart like my shirt has. Comparing her and Parano is like comparing an old cup to a new cup, if that makes sense. Parano has his own charms, looking formal and more appropriate for more serious events, whilst Shonin is... well, wearing that. I mean, my fashion statement is similar to hers, so...

Also, the robes're a one-piece, and they cover her entire body, save for a bit of her right leg, which is finely toned. The only skin she does show is her face and neck, a bit of her chest, and that one part of her right leg. There's also various kinds of golden gems sparkling off of her outfit, plus a red eye pattern that runs along her sides.

That Jack guy, the guy with the silver hair, is wearing way more formal stuff. So, like, a black coat, a white waistcoat, as well as actually normal yet old-fashioned trousers. Those things look like they're made out of silk. His shirt's got a high collar on, too, and it seems remarkably plain. Other than that, he's carrying what looks like a normal cane, but I can tell there's something off with it, plus he's wearing a top hat. Yeah, no, definitely a weirdly-dressed guy, but he fits in with Hell's general population, at least.

I mean, he's definitely English with that get-up. Could do with a little more... pizzazz, though. That kinda wear's outdated like all the stuff angels wear. Seriously, those guys don't have a fashion sense.

...Shonin turns to me after I'm done eyeing Jack. "So, hey, what brings you out here? Some guy's sin points catch your eye?"

"Since when were sin points a thing?" I raise my brow slightly, but shrug it off. Probably one of Shonin's insane ideas to promote freedom down here, which to be fair, do work most of the time. Still, never really thought about using a point system to identify sins... Maybe the yama could learn from Shonin, just this once, since that'd simplify things a lot.

"Ah, just somethin' I came up with when I was talkin' to Kicchou this one time." Shonin shrugs. "I mean, hey, I'm the devil, I've gotta think of ways to keep Hell's culture interesting and fresh, y'know? Like, hey, ding dong, if stuff's calm around here, that's boring."

"...Sometimes I like it when it's calm." Parano gives Shonin a surprisingly dry stare. I mean, yeah, he has a point.

"Trust me, you're gonna grow to love it." Shonin chuckles, moving to sit down, as does Jack. "I mean, that guy, right there? Certified sin king of the month so far."

...I just need to ask this... "Shonin, did you do something without asking me again?"

"Well, uh, Hecatia, 'something' is pretty vague. You're gonna have to elaborate." Shonin raises a brow slowly. "Like, I could've gone and blown up a yakuza headquarters, that's what that 'something' could've been."

"...To be fair, you did actually do that, like, twice, and it was cool." Jack nods, for whatever reason.

"...Excuse me, you did what?!" Parano's immediately concerned. "W-Which family was it...?!"

"Oh, y'know, Keiga. I hate those guys, they're a buncha meatheads who just think 'oooh I'm gonna beat you up because you're smart' like, those kinds of idiots. Like, dude, I'm the devil, do they even know who they're talking to? Like, at all? Because they mean nothing to me, really." Shonin puts her hands to her head, scowling.

...I'm more concerned as to what she did, now. Parano seems to be as equally worried.

"But, hey, on a lighter note, I guess I did organise an event or something. To, y'know, keep culture fresh, since that's my job, dude." Shonin finally mentions what it was she did.

"...What do you mean by 'event'?" I express interest in it. "Is it something to do with that 'sin point' thing you mentioned before?"

"Oh, yeah, I made an event where it's people just abusing the hell out of their freedom, which is funny as all seven-thousand odd layers of Hell." Shonin begins laughing. "Like-. You're gonna have people maiming each other just to be the 'King of Sin' which is a little prize I made up on the spot for the end of the month. Shit's funny."

"Yeah, really is. Boy, you won't believe what's going on out there, even if you saw it yourself." Jack snorts.

"...Shonin, what did I tell you about organising mass crimes, again?" I ask her, just to see if she remembers.

"...That it's really funny as long as Piece is there?" Shonin blinks at me.

"Well, yes, but Piece isn't here. She's in Gensokyo, which you know." I shake my head. "...Still, it is hilarious to watch them all running around doing whatever the hell they want. Let me guess, you're doing this and disguising it as a purge or something, right?"

"...Maybe." Shonin nods. "But hey, it's always been the weak getting devoured by the strong. Sometime metaphorically and other times, uh... literally." She gives Parano one glance as she said 'literally'. "I mean, saying that because taoties exist, like you 'n Toutetsu."

"...Shonin, Toutetsu only did that once. I've never done that either, because I'm always eating something." Parano folds his arms, before taking a sip of his Sinsoul.

"Still doesn't change the fact Toutetsu drowned that asshole in oil then uh... did whatever the fuck with his body. Then again, guy deserved it." Shonin just... shrugs. Also, what?

"When did that happen, exactly...?" I raise a brow slowly. I'm aware Parano's related to Toutetsu in some way, they're both taoties after all - were-taotie in Parano's case - but I never fully knew the deets on that.

"Oh, y'know, a few months ago. There was this one guy who decided annoying Parano was a good idea. Dude's gone to Hell number two, because he died via the exact way I just said, but also because he pissed off Toutetsu by annoying Parano. And, y'know, I think that was the first time Toutetsu herself ever got directly involved with anything regarding Parano." Shonin casually looks to the side, before snorting. "Ah, enough about that, though. So what brings you around here? Not everyday you up and visit because you feel like it."

Ah, right, why I came here originally... "Parano, hun, mind passing Shonin that file you've got there?"

The were-taotie looks at me, then at Shonin. "...Right. Take a look at this, uh... It's a guy Lady Hecatia's interested in."

"Pffft, what?" Shonin double-takes, looking at Parano, then at me, as she takes Rajime's file. "Wait so being gay as all hell didn't work out for you?"

I-. "Shonin." I stare at her really hard. "...That's not what this is about."

"Ah, just kidding, I know it's working out fine." She chuckles, taking a look through the file. "Uh... Hecatia, not sure if you've got a few screws loose, but this guy's page is blank. Like-. There's zilch on this. Nada. Nothing."

"Just... read the name, and a bit of the basic information the ministry has." I tell her, pinching my temple. Honestly, she drives me more insane than Piece does, sometimes. 

"...Alright, if you say so." Shonin flips a few pages, even though there isn't many. There's like, five at max, I think. "Uh... huh. Rajime Naga, uh... eighteen years old, guy's as clean as a damn hospital..."

"Wait, wait wait." Jack suddenly butts in, intrigued. "Rewind the name to me real quick, would ya?"

"Sure. Rajime Naga. Why, sound familiar?" Shonin looks over at him.

"...Holy sweet fuck." Jack's brows raise as he gains an unimaginable grin. "That guy's my descendant!"

...

What? "What did you just say?" I blink at him.

"Uh, yeah, I'm sorry, what?" Parano's confused too.

"Yeah, so, my name's Jack Naga. Or Jacquelin Naga. I'm Jack the Ripper. Ring any bells?" Jack adjusts his top hat slightly. The way he speaks does not match the way he dresses at all. 

"...Yes?" I furrow my brows. "You're the serial killer that did rounds in England a long time ago, the same that was never found, aren't you?"

"Gahahaha! Yep, ding ding ding! Full points to ya!" Jack snaps his fingers, grinning. "Anyways, yeah, I'm a Naga. Pretty sure Rajime's, like, my descendant or something. Oh-. Uh, quick question, does he like... have any siblings? Been a while since I've kept track of what's been goin' on with the family, 'n all."

"...Yes, actually. He has a sister that I know of called Trish. I'm not sure if he has any others though." I shake my head. 

"Actually, it says here he has two other siblings." Shonin points out a note from the file. "Another sister called Epsilon and a brother called Maroon."

Oh. So he has three siblings then.

"O~h, wow, damn, family's been busy." Jack scratches his cheek, before grabbing his cane from nearby, looking it over. "Y'know, it's funny. They're descendants of a cold-blooded killer who killed a buncha women." Then, he snorts, reeling his head back. "Man, I hate they'd hate t'meet me nowadays."

"Well, Rajime doesn't like conflict at all." I bring up. "...But I'm pretty sure he won't hate anyone no matter what. Gut feeling I had."

"Ah... Y'know, this file actually does mention he's a pacifist." Shonin also brings up, smacking the file a few times with the back of her hand lightly. "...But that's because of a whole metric tonne of trauma, apparently. The yama were fucking vague as shit with this report, they skipped around a whole bunch of details. It does note he has a fear of lightning, astraphobia, for some reason, but it doesn't give that reason. Like-. Either they got lazy filling this out or they didn't want anyone to know why."

...The yama skipped out on details? Well, that might be a complaint I'll have to make to Eiki later. Or any yama, really, but Eiki'd probably be the easiest for a whole bunch of reasons.

"Oh, I should probably bring somethin' else up." Jack begins explaining something. "Y'know, I wasn't like, deranged and out for blood all the time. I mean, sure, I was a little goofy at times, I might've sent someone's heart to a detective in the mail, alongside all sorts of other weird crap, but y'know. I mean, I suffered from a split personality. I was actually a doctor, funnily enough, which uh... explains the mutilations, and how precise they were." He pauses for a moment, blinking. "But, yeah, anyways. Wanna know what caused me to switch personalities back then? Sound of flowin' water in general. So, like, if I'm near a river or standing in the rain, I'd turn into a loon."

"No, hold on. You might have sent someone's heart to a detective in the mail?" Parano's hung up on that part. To be fair, that's beyond 'goofy', that's full-on psychopath. "...Why?"

"Wasn't me that did it, it was Jack." Jack blames Jack, for some reason.

...That also fails to make any and all sense.

"Or, uh... to avoid confusion, I'll just call that side of me 'Ripper'." Jack reconsiders his words. Good choice, because that would've gotten pretty confusing pretty fast. "But, yeah, sounds of flowin' water or rain make Nagas lose their uh... fifty odd marbles and just, y'know, go bonkers. Sorta like a worm in soil when it's raining, they ah... tend t'freak out. I mean, pair that with the fact there's a river in London, then it's no wonder why I was going batshit every five seconds, killin' folk."

"Huh. Doesn't say that anywhere in here." Shonin comments, still reading Rajime's file. "Dude, the yama suck at this information gathering stuff."

...Still... "...That... might be something to keep in mind." I'm actually slightly worried now. Namely, what if it's raining in Gensokyo? For all I know, Rajime could be running around murdering people, and-.

"Well, uh..." Jack begins speaking again, cutting my thoughts off. "I mean, thing is, I could try and suppress that urge t'go nuts, plus I'm pretty sure anybody else in the Naga family can. I had a sister called Jill who uh... who had the same issue as me, but she embraced that side of her if anything. Lemme just say this, too, peer pressure is addictive."

"...Murderous tendencies aside..." I stare directly at Shonin. "The boy's file you have there, Rajime, he's staying with Junko for the time being. She's planning to use him as a weapon against the Lunarians, even if he's a pacifist, so I was just wondering if you could go see him, spend some time with him, and I dunno, toughen him up around the edges? I mean, he'd hate the guts of the Lunarians if he ever met them, and you know how much Junko hates them."

"...That's... uh... really simple, actually." Shonin closes the file, passing it back to me. "I mean, I'm the devil. Satan. Lucifer. I mean, hey, some people call me Luci."

"Yea~h. That's why I want you to do it. You've got experience teaching people, so~..." I shrug. "I mean, I would do it, but I'm busy with a whole bunch of other stuff. So thanks, Shonin~."

"I don't remember agreeing, but alright, sure." Shonin stands up. "It's been a while since I've messed with some mortals anyway."

"Wait, wait, hold on, rewind." Jack raises a brow. "...Lunarians? Y'mean those asshats on the Moon 'n all that?"

"Yeah, those guys, total authoritarians, opposite of what I want, all that junk." I just give him a nod. "Why, familiar with them?"

"...As a matter of fact, yeah, actually." Jack nods slowly. "I mean, I met a Lunarian who fell down from the Moon one day in London, when I was scopin' out my uh... third target, pretty sure. Didn't even know she was one until she ah... she told me she was. 'Course, I was bloody well surprised to hear that there was an entire society on the Moon, but I kept that a secret. Didn't kill her either, she was too beautiful not to. So I let 'er live with me for the time bein'."

"Probably an exiled one." Parano closes his eyes. "I'm not all that familiar with Lunarian culture, but I know it sucks, and if you even commit one crime, they'd most likely exile or execute you. They're a really backwards society."

"Yeah, s'what she told me too." Jack snorts, seemingly reminiscing. "Sorta glad they just... y'know, exiled her instead. I mean, the uncanny part was, she looked just like me, hair colour, eye colour, all that crap. Hell, we were the same height, weight, 'n everythin'. She even knew how to use knives perfectly. I would've considered her my equal if she also turned t'serial killing like I did, but she didn't. I mean, she knew I was one, but I don't think she cared. I treated 'er well, she treated me well. Both of us benefitted from that. Told me to call 'er Nyx, at the time."

...Nyx? "...Nyx as in the Greek goddess of the night?" I blink slowly. I've heard of her before. I mean, I know of a few gods and goddesses who're still going with faith and what-not. 

"Oh, right, yeah, you'd know." Jack begins grinning. "I mean, you've got Greek origins, 'n all." 

"Yeah, that aside, uh..." Shonin stares at me. "...When do you want me to go?"

"Now would be preferable. Or tomorrow morning. I'm sure you can track him down easily, just look for someone completely devoid of sin." I instruct her, nodding once.

"Alright, cool." Shonin glances at Parano. "You keep working on those command melodies, Parano, I'm gonna be busy for uh..." Then, she looks back at me, visibly confused. "...How long?"

"A few weeks, maybe more." I shrug. "I mean, it depends on how willing Rajime is to go through with it. Hey, he might even become the next ruler of Hell, depending."

"Oh?" Shonin's brows raise. "You uh... You considerin' givin' up the mantle of ruling Hell? Didn't think you would, especially so soon and after all that uh... Lubrae did to get you into that spot."

"Not yet, obviously." I deadpan at her. "I mean, I'd definitely ease Rajime into it, plus I'm sure Junko'd prefer him in a spot of power compared to anything else. He'll be, like, Hell's deity. Or king. I mean, I'm the goddess of Hell. He'd be the king of Hell. Big difference."

"Ah, right, gotcha." Shonin snaps her fingers, before raising her arms over her head. "Anyways, I'm gonna go do stuff. Bye~."

...Then she disappears into the floor. I wonder how she does that, sometimes...

"...Well that was an awkward conversation." Parano goes back to reading Shonin's lesson notes.

"Yea~h." Jack agrees, looking to the window. "Hey, I might go fuck around and find out with the Kiketsu later. Those guys're fun to mess with because they're all a bunch of suits that boast about their intelligence. Doesn't stop me from punchin' or stabbin' them in 'certain spaces', if y'catch my drift."

I just sigh. Hell's always been like this... As much as I want freedom for everyone here to do as they want, chaos like this is bound to come up. Especially stuff like whatever Jack just said~.

...Then again, I'm used to it~. Speaking of Rajime, wonder what he's doing right now~...

 


Meanwhile... (Rajime POV)

 

...Trish and Kolar still haven't shown up.

"...You know, I would have expected them to appear by now." Doremy comments. We're both uh... sitting at a table she brought in from... somewhere. "Especially considering the fact they agreed to that arrangement as much as you did."

"Yeah, but..." I think about it, resting my head on my hand. "...Trish probably would have issues with her bar, since people go for drinks late at night, plus Kolar's the butler of a vampire, who're nocturnal last I checked, meaning he has to be awake during the night to, y'know, serve her."

"True enough, I suppose." Doremy looks over at me, her head in a similar position to mine. "So how've you found Gensokyo, exactly?"

"Well, um..." I scratch the back of my head. "Well enough, I guess...? I mean, I nearly got killed on my first day, plus I've been in a constant state of wariness for the past few days, but..." Then, I fold my arms, leaning back into my chair. "...It's going somewhat smoothly? I mean, Yuuka uh..."

"I'm aware of what she did, there's no need for you to explain." Doremy cuts in before I can explain. Oh, um... cool. "...I can tell you're worried about something, however. I also know of what you discussed with that god, Tenkyuu, before you went to sleep. I have been watching, by the way."

"You've... been watching?" I stare at her with confusion... How long's she been watching me...?

"Oh, since we first met, as I said before regarding your gender identity." Doremy smugly smiles, before that smile drops. "...What is it you're so concerned over? I'm not sure if you've noticed it yourself, but you're seemingly suppressing the urge to acknowledge it."

...I am? Well, let's think it over, um... "What I'm most concerned about is..."

I pause. What am I concerned about the most? Being unable to stop conflicts from happening? Because from what I can tell, conflict seems to be a big thing in Gensokyo, between humans and youkai, as well as gods and youkai sometimes. Am I worried about my own wellbeing? Am I concerned about Junko and what her plans are? She still never told me anything about those yet... Same goes for Hecatia, I guess. I almost poisoned myself through contact with Medicine... If I'm going to be interacting with her, I really shouldn't be ignorant of that fact. 

"...A lot of things, then." Doremy concludes, staring at me particularly hard. Not that I... even noticed to begin with. "But, from what I can tell, you're worried about someone close to you getting harmed. Namely your sister and friend. Well, they're in good hands. Trish has Sabaton as her servant, plus Fujiwara sometimes. Kolar's serving the younger Scarlet not only as a butler, but also as a particularly good friend, meaning she doesn't want to see him hurt. They should both, in theory, be out of harm's way if they keep doing what they're doing."

"...I... I hope you're right..." I close my eyes, taking a deep breath. Count to four, then... exhale.

"Of course I am." She regains her smug attitude, but it's a friendly kind of smug. 

"...Thanks for talking to me like this, at least. I know you've probably got other things to do, managing dreams and all that..." I awkwardly thank her. I mean, I would've been lonely and bored in this dream otherwise.

"It's no issue. I may make my appearance in these dreams a regular occurrence, just to keep an ear on what you've all been doing." Doremy chuckles into her hand, before looking to the side. "...I know you've been filling in that journal of yours, too. I had nothing to do with that, if you're wondering, someone else is watching you."

"...What is it with people and stalking me...?" I anxiously bite my lip. "It's like... no matter what I do, someone's watching me, be it Akane, you, or someone else."

"Well, I'm not stalking you, I'm keeping a watchful eye. Shirogane is too. There's a considerable difference between stalking and that." Doremy shakes her head. Yeah, I guess that is true... "That, and some people don't care what humans think about it, consent or otherwise."

...Oh.

"Still, I-." Doremy's about to say something, when-.

"Holy balls today was a doozy." Suddenly, Trish appears, groaning.

...Okay. "...What took you so long?" I raise a brow at Trish. "We had a meeting tonight..."

"Couldn't go to sleep because me and Curo had to throw a passed out oni out of Outer Heaven. That and she drank like, none of our stuff." Trish sighs, wiping her brow despite the fact we're in a dream. "I'm knackered."

...Then, her eyes fall on Doremy. "...Who the hell's that?"

I'm about to speak when Doremy goes ahead. "I suppose we haven't met. I'm Doremy Sweet, a friend of Rajime's, alongside being the manager of the Dream World. You did keep him waiting for a considerably long time, but I suppose you have your reasons."

...Trish stops dead in her tracks, before raising her brow. "...Rajime, the hell've you been up to lately?"

"Oh, you know, uh... trying to get a hold of my potential." I tell her, shrugging. "...I met Doremy in the first dream I had after we uh... had our first dream meeting. She said she'd arrange all this meeting stuff and let it be possible, too. Only complication is Kolar's sleep schedule since he's... uh... working for a vampire, and all that."

"Oh, right, forgot about that." Trish folds her arms. "To be fair, I could give less of a damn about my potential. I mean, Eirin did have a look at me and gave me a workaround for harnessing it through my uh... upgrades, but I also have Curo. I still go by to Eientei every now and then, but only if Curo's feeling up to it. Y'wanna know how I met him? Shortly after that brief meeting at Eientei, between you 'n me. I mean, it was like, the day after. So you know."

"...I met Tamamo no Mae." I casually bring up.

"...What." Trish stares at me blankly, contemplating her next words. "...The fuck does that mean?"

"One of three legendary youkai, incredibly feared." I keep going extremely casually. "...She doesn't want to gut me, namely because I'm important to her, but she has a weird way of showing affection too. I uh... I also met the Goddess of Hell, who also likes me, u~h..." I think on who else I've managed to get to like me who's in a comically large position of power. "Oh, there was also one of the two masterminds behind that card incident, plus I made a kuda-gitsune swap sides from serving the other mastermind to me. I also made a doll who hates humans like me too."

"...Holy-." Trish brings a hand to her head. "The hell is it with people and liking you? I swear, nobody outside of Mokou and Curo actually likes me. It's annoying. I mean, best I've got outside of them is like, Keine, as well as Kaguya, Reisen, and Eirin. Everyone else either wants to gut me like a fish or just... y'know, hate me. You have no idea how many times a bar patron tried to stab me because I tried to get them to settle down when they were getting too rowdy, only for Curo to kick their ass to next Saturday."

...Huh. "...Mildly concerning."

"It ain't mildly, it's a big fucking concern." Trish deadpans, before glancing at Doremy. "...Sorry about the crude language, by the way. Rajime's used to me swearing a lot, but uh... y'know how it is."

"Mmm. Life is tough, sometimes. Your willpower for not snapping at it entirely is commendable, however." Doremy gives her a plain smile.

...

Well, on the topic of uh... jobs. "...I got a job as a bookmaker at a gambling den up on Youkai Mountain." I decide to finally tell Trish.

"Oh, no kidding? Sannyo's dens, right?" Trish asks as I just nod. "Yeah, had a run-in with one or two of her bookies on the way up along with Sannyo herself. Pretty sure it was a dragon and some kind of spider girl."

Oh. "That'd be Yokoshimana and Saikoro." I tell her their names. "Yoko's uh... timid, but friendly. Saikoro's dumb and weird but she's also pretty nice."

"Yeah, no, I know how they act, Yoko, who I'm presuming's the dragon, struck me as more weird than Saikoro does." Trish snorts. "...Still, might come by sometime. If Kolar shows up in the dream, uh... I'll let you know. Besides, you're probably gonna have to wake up soon. You went to bed way earlier than I did, probably."

"...Actually, you're not far off the mark." Doremy comments off-handedly, turning to me. "You should be waking up right-."

Oh, there goes my senses...

"-now." I barely hear her finish her sentence as the feeling of literally everything in the dream leaves me...

 


 

"Hey, Rajime. Wake up. Wake u~p." I hear... someone trying to wake me up. That's the first thing I notice.

Sounds... feminine. Um... "Chimata...?" I'm pretty sure she's the only one who would wake me up this early, unless if Junko walks in instead.

...Then again, that doesn't sound like Junko.

"Yes, it's me." Closer I listen, it is Chimata's voice. She's nudging me slightly... "Come on, wake up. A bright and early start is usually the best kind of start, isn't it?"

...I feel really tired still. I've obviously not had enough sleep... "W-What time is it...?" 

"Seven in the morning, exactly." She tells me the exact time as my eyes open, seeing her kneeled directly beside me. Oh, that explains-...

...Wait. Seven? "...Seven. In the morning. Why're you waking me up this early...?" I raise, groaning slightly as I rub my head. That's... nowhere near enough sleep for me.

"Because we have to be at the den for nine. I figured waking you up early means we might be able to do more things before then. Like, say, eating. I know you need to eat, I don't particularly need to on the account of being a god, and what have you." Chimata passes me my hat, scarf, and ribbons from beside her. She uh... touched my things, huh. "...You should also consider washing your hair at some point."

"Yeah, I know, I know..." I take my hat, putting it on... Actually, no. I take it off almost immediately, but grab all my things. "...Actually, I'm gonna go bathe real quick. Not had a chance to in the past, like, four days."

"Oh, alright." Chimata nods slowly. "...Do you know where the bathhouse is?"

Uh... "Pretty sure I saw it one of the days I was here, but..." I scratch my chin. "I'll probably find it on my own. See you in a few minutes."

"See you soon, then. I'll probably take one after you, even though I have no need to." Chimata considers the possibility of taking a bath. "Though, the sensation is nice."

Alright... Giving her a plain nod, I walk out, accessories in hand. When I'm walking around in search of the bathhouse, however...

"Oh, Rajime. I hadn't expected you to be up so early." Tsukasa suddenly walks up beside me. I... I honestly forgot she was here. "What exactly are you up to?"

"Taking a bath." I tell her bluntly. I mean, there's no other way to say what I'm doing. "...As one usually does. Something wrong with that?"

"No, not at all." The fox shakes her head, before gaining a devious-looking smirk. "You don't mind if I join you, do you?"

"To be fair, I would've preferred going in alone, but..." I sigh. "...You'd probably go in regardless, since Akane isn't here to stop you."

"Mmm, quite true." She looks down at her one-piece outfit. "Then again, I prefer to bathe every single day. A simple soak, just to ensure I stay clean. Do you not prefer the same?"

"Normally, I uh... I only really take a bath when I need to. Like when I'm going outside and what-not, or if I'm expecting visitors." I tell her, scratching the back of my neck.

"How unhygienic. Though, I suppose if nobody sees you, then you have no need to bathe. Quite a smart strategy, since it would give you more time to do other things." She maintains a neutral grin. "Though, I am quite curious as to how you look under those clothes..."

"T-That's not important." I shake my head. 

"Of course, of course, Lady Shirogane would punish me for even fantasising about such a thing." Tsukasa giggles to herself. "Still, I'm betting you're curious about what I look like too, don't you?"

Let's just... ignore her. And, ignoring her, I eventually find the bathhouse. The inside is uh... pretty traditional. There's little stalls for changing clothes and I count four of those. It's also pretty hot in here too, so it's pretty steamy... Plus the bath is huge. I wonder how Junko keeps this area heated all of the time...?

My eyes trail across a door with 'Library' written above it in Japanese. I-.

...

The library's right next to the bathhouse? That's... practical, I guess? If you want to have a read after a warm bath, then uh... sure.

Actually, come to think of it, wasn't that a normal thing in some, like, ancient bathhouses? Hmm. 

Still, I head to one of the stalls and close it. Inside is uh... Oh, huh, there's a little cabinet on the wall, as well as a small bench. There's a mirror on the door, so uh...

...Basically, it's good for getting changed. I'm imagining Junko'd probably need this given her dress and what-not, as well as her sash... I'd imagine it's hard to tie a sash if you're not able to look behind you.

Anyways, I uh... get changed, then put my stuff in the cabinet. It even locks, too. Fortunately there's a towel in here, so I'm not immediately naked when I get out.

The moment I go back out, towel wrapped around me from the chest down because it's a really big, fluffy towel, I notice Tsukasa hasn't even changed. "...Are you not going to get out of that?"

"What? No." She shakes her head. "Besides, I can wash my clothes like this."

...Okay, fair enough, I guess. I just uh... walk over to the large bath. Fortunately, there's steps from all sides, and since it's so steamy, I just... start stepping inside then remove my towel before it gets soaked. I mean, I can barely see anything below my neck in the water at least, so that's... a good sign. Okay... Okay. This bath goes pretty deep, which is good.

...

Well, uh... might as well... start getting myself clean I guess. I start, um... splashing water into my hair. The water's hot. Like, really hot. I'm used to hot and cold water though, because I uh... did some swimming back in the day... I wasn't good at it, but still, Trish tried to get me swimming so I could stay in shape.

...You know, it'd actually help if I had some soap, but-.

"If you're looking for soap, here." Tsukasa suddenly pops up beside me, with a bar of soap in hand. I-. When did she-? "Don't look so confused, either, I like to submerge my entire body. Makes getting clean that much easier."

...Guess that does work. "Uh... thanks." I take the soap awkwardly, and just uh... you know, start scrubbing all over.

...

Excuse my French, but uh... Bloody hell, this is really awkward... Normally I'm used to bathing alone. N-Not in a place like this.

I mean, I'm always open to new things, but this really takes the cake, and-.

"He~y, what's up, kid?" Suddenly, this black-haired woman in weird robes floats up from my other side. Then, she looks around, realising something. "...Oh, shoot, you're taking a bath. Hey, my bad, uh-."

It's already too late because- "Aaaaaaaaa~h?!" -I'm screaming my lungs out...!

 


 

"...Shonin, what about that seemed like a good idea?" Junko reprimands this... demon lady whose name happens to be Jigoku no Shonin.

"L-Look, Junko, believe me when I say this, I had no idea the kid was bathing at the time, and-." Shonin raises her hands, actually sort of afraid.

Meanwhile, I'm just... sat here awkwardly. My body's still wet, namely because I didn't have a chance to dry off, but Junko did let me properly wash myself, and she made sure I did it alone.

"Bathing or not, you don't just appear in front of someone." Junko sighs. "Honestly... Do I need to tell Hecatia about what happened here?"

"Hey, wait, Hecatia's actually the one who told me to come here, as a matter of fact." Shonin raises her finger, grinning. "Namely regarding the kid whose gender is constantly questionable."

"...So I'm just 'the kid whose gender is constantly questionable', am I...?" I furrow my brows at Shonin. "...I have a name, you know."

Also, the whole gender situation is out of the bag by this point. Literally everyone in this room knows about it. On the note of that, the only people in the room are me, Junko, Chimata, Tsukasa, and Shonin. So, basically, everyone here that I know of.

...It saves me having to awkwardly reveal the fact I'm a girl to Junko later, but... still.

"Well, yeah, that's true, but~... Honestly, just better to call you kid." Shonin shrugs, as Junko turns to me, raising a brow.

"...How long were you planning to hide that from me, exactly...?" She asks me, frowning.

"I... I um... I wasn't planning on hiding it." I scratch my arm awkwardly. "Finding the right time to talk about it is... hard. I-I mean, none of you know what it's like, right?"

"That certainly is true." Chimata nods, snapping her fingers. "I'm aware gender is a particularly... bizarre topic at the moment, outside Gensokyo, before I made my move."

"...I see." Junko sighs, before smiling. "Don't keep things like that from me though in the future, Rajime."

"Yeah, I know..." I rub a towel over my arm awkwardly, but not as awkward as when I was using the soap before.

"So, Shonin, you said Hecatia told you to come here?" Junko immediately raises her brow. "...Why, exactly?"

From what I know of Shonin, or basically what she told me, she's pretty much the ruler of all demons and stuff in Hell, serving directly under Hecatia herself, as well as working alongside Piece. 

...There's also apparently a big yakuza problem in Hell, too. Not sure why she brought that up before, but...

"Yep, she told me to uh... you know, come here." The devil nods once, before pointing a finger at me. "Told me to uh... teach him - or her, I guess - how to be tough. I mean, you know how I teach, you've seen it first-hand."

Teach... me? "...Hecatia told you to do that...?" I blink in confusion.

"Yeah, she did, actually. Hell, she even said she might consider letting you be Hell's next ruler, maybe. I mean, she'd still be Hell's goddess, so you'd be, like, the King of Hell. Or Queen of Hell more like. Sorry, it's just uh... It's just that the whole 'questionable gender' thing confuses me." Shonin shakes her head, sighing. I-.

...

What.

"...Hecatia said that?" Junko's as surprised as I am. Then, she turns to me. "Rajime, what's your... exact opinion, on this...? Frankly, I'm lost for words..."

My take...? Um... "...I... I don't know. I don't know what Hecatia thought, I don't know why she said that, but um... If anything, I'd prefer to um... not be in that position any time soon. I-I mean..." I stare at the ground for a moment, thinking of what to say. "That... sounds like a lot of work. Plus, I wouldn't exactly make the best ruler, either..."

"I mean, hey, look." Shonin raises a hand this time. "She uh... told me to show you the ropes. Plus, I've been in the same position since, well, even before she took power from Lubrae, assuming you know who that is."

"Lubrae?" Chimata's head perks up. "Who exactly is that...?"

"Lubrae Hieropha, previous ruler of Hell, sorta the lady who taught me everything I know today." Shonin explains vaguely. "...Come to think of it, she pretty much taught everyone in Hell at least something. Like, she taught my buddy Parano how to control his urges at some points, as well as some tips to calming down to my other pal Kira. She was a real library of knowledge, like, the best kind of knowledge too."

"Oho... Now that's quite interesting to know..." I hear Tsukasa mutter from beside me. She's just... been listening in. Like, not even doing anything, just... listening.

There's another mention of Lubrae... "I'm familiar with who Lubrae is..." I spare Junko a look as I say this. It should be pretty obvious to Shonin as to why I know about Lubrae. Hopefully.

"Oh, then that makes things a lot easier." Shonin nods once, gaining a grin. "I mean, if you're aware of her, you're probably also aware of he fact she trained Hecatia to be Hell's goddess, as well as myself for the position I'm in. So, you know, I know how she teached."

...Um...?

"Of course, it was uh... y'know, brutal, but since you're a normal human mortal guy, and all that, I could probably adapt the training to be way easier on you, even if it means it'd take longer." Shonin shrugs, adjusting her hood.

"And... what if I don't want that?" I tilt my head at her. You have to factor in my consent, too...

"...Well, uh, I'd just continuously bother you until something happens I guess." Shonin gives another shrug, looking indifferent.

"...I'm willing to allow this training, since if Hecatia's authorised it, then I have no qualms about you teaching him-." Junko briefly pauses, before shaking her head. "Her, I mean, Shonin. Apologies, Rajime, I'm already used to addressing you as a male."

Ah, um... "It's fine, you only just learnt about it..." That, and nobody in the room's unaware of my gender either, so...

"...Besides this, I'm fairly sure Lubrae's training went over harnessing potential. Therefore, I'm sure Shonin could do a far, far better job than Kazami ever could. Plus, you have the added benefit of being able to trust her." Junko finsihes, looking neutral after that slight hiccup. 

Oh, right, Yuuka... I wonder if she's curious as to what I'm up to, right now...?

...Maybe I could pay her a visit later. Maybe.

Still, Junko's got a pretty good point. Shonin definitely would be more trustworthy than Yuuka, alongside the fact Shonin herself is familiar with Lubrae's exact type of training, and knows exactly how to do it, then that means she's a good tutor too, especially if Hecatia sent her.

...

To be fair...? "I mean, this is just... y'know, something and a half to spring on me, like this." I awkwardly fold my arms. "Compared to literally everyone in the room, I'm plain and ordinary. Outside of my odd potential, I'm just a human in the end, through and through."

"...Odd potential?" Tsukasa's confused. Is... she not aware of my potential...?

CHimata doesn't even seem confused in the slightest, like, at all. "...Shirogane told me something like that, I believe. You also mentioned something similar, didn't you, Junko-san?"

"...I did mention it at the den, whilst you were... ahem, asleep." Junko gives me a glance, before focusing on Tsukasa. "To put it in purer terms, Rajime has a very potent learning curve, so to speak, that he-. She, apologies, I had slipped up again... Regardless, it's to the point she could use magic without even realising, at first."

"Oho... I see." Tsukasa gives me a very brief glance, though I can tell there was some intent behind that...

"Yeah, anyways." Shonin snaps her fingers, her arms surprisingly still. She's also floating off the ground. "I mean, hey, think about all the influence and power that being the King, or Queen, whatever floats your boat there bud, of Hell'd give you. Trust me, folk down there're nice, even if they're lunatics."

Uh... "Well... Sure, I guess I can't deny that, but..." I raise a hand to my chin. "...Would they really accept someone like me as a... monarch figure?"

"To be fair, Hell is a free place in its own right." Junko speaks up again. "...I haven't entirely visited it much in quite a long time, though from what Hecatia commonly tells me of it, it seems to be holding up well in its own right. A realm of true freedom where people aren't bound by strict customs or rules. Anything goes down there, and when I mean anything, I mean anything." Then, she sighs. "...Though, it's up to you if you want to seek that position."

"Um..." It's a pretty abrupt offer, but... The influence it'll give me it's one thing, hey, I might even be able to force peace...! I like the code of the samurai, where one sword keeps another in its sheath. By that, I mean the threat of violence alone should be a deterrence... N-Not that I'd threaten someone with violence, of course, I like to talk things out. But if someone else were to make the threat in question for me... Well, that's a different story... Actually, no, what'm I even saying? I should be able to talk things out, without violence being necessary.

...Then again, that's if the other party agrees and isn't planning on backstabbing me. Hopefully not, though, because if they do, they'd uh... well, invoke fury and hatred towards themselves.

...

Still, I might consider it in the future. "...I-I mean, not right now, but-."

"Great, then it's settled." Shonin's pleased, jumping to a conclusion. "Sure, you're not gonna be Hell's monarch anytime soon, that much you've made me aware of. Besides, you need the necessary training and all that crap. I mean, if we threw you in now, you'd get ripped to shreds if you didn't have someone guarding you pretty much all day every day. Hell's uh... sorta brutal like that, even then you've got all the uh... the yakuza running around down there."

T-... The yakuza. "There's yakuza in Hell? Pretty sure you mentioned something like that before, but um..." I trail off.

"Eh, story for another time." Shonin... shuts that down.

"...Were devils always this informal?" Chimata expresses intrigue into Shonin's overall... personality, I guess.

"...Dude." She turns to Chimata, raising a brow. "Hell isn't bound by like, being formal. Sure, there's some formal occasions, like when Hecatia organises an event or something, but even then a formal event barely from her barely even exists. Like, I can only think of two instances where there was one. One of those was a meeting with the head of the Kiketsu Family."

Kiketsu... Hey, hold on, didn't Sannyo mention a 'Kiketsu' when she talked about Ryuu, whoever he is...? Or, more like, Ryuu himself mentioned a 'Kiketsu', because that's what Sannyo told me...

...Hmm. Interesting... Though, it might be a question for later.

"Also, I'm the devil. There's a reminder if you forgot." Shonin decides to stick her hand out. "Hecatia's, like, as informal as I am sometimes. You gotta be really informal in Hell if you wanna get somewhere."

"...I see." Chimata's... unsure of what to make from Shonin's... well, attitude. "Well, in any case..."

...Uhh... "Just out of curiosity, what time is it...?" I decide to ask, finally drying myself off.

"...Half past eight." Junko tells me as I slip Aegis around my arm proper, followed by me tying my bag around my waist. I-.

...8:30AM. Oh. "And... I'm supposed to be at the den in, like, thirty minutes." I pause. What the hell happened to the two hour headstart Chimata woke me up for...? I swear, time's a social construct, lose track of it and it just accelerates. That's one and a half hours just... gone. Like, poof.

"Ah. Well, have this." Junko just... hands me a steamed bun. I swear she wasn't holding anything before, so... Where was she keeping that...? "...I had just made some before Shonin's... entrance."

Anyways, food. I just... munch it. Like, pretty quickly. No time, gotta be early, make a good impression.

That reminds me... I still have that half-eaten lunchbox in my bag. Contents're probably pretty cold by now, but they shouldn't be inedible...

"Oh, and another thing, have this." Junko then passes me another lunchbox. "...It has a lot of fruit in it."

Ooo~h. Okay, cool...

"...Sheesh, really spoiling him, huh?" Shonin speaks up, pouting slightly as I put the fruity lunchbox away.

"Be quiet, you, you're the one who decided that abruptly introducing herself whilst Rajime was taking a bath was a good idea." Junko shushes her relatively quickly. Also, yeah, she has a point.

A~h... Moving on, I turn to Chimata. "You're uh... ready, right?" I still have Tsukasa's vial in my pocket.

"Well, I was hoping to at least get a good wash in, but it'll have to wait..." She sighs, seeming slightly disappointed. "...Perhaps, next time, I'll have to bathe with you."

Uh-. As fun as that would b-be... "...Maybe, if it comes to it." I'll um... probably find a way to somehow bathe on my own, though. I prefer privacy...

Anyways, uh... Tsukasa~...? I look around for her, only to find that she's spontaneously disappeared.

...I decide to check the vial. Lo and behold, she's there, snugly squeezed in, staring directly at me. How she fits in there I will never understand, I mean, it's nifty, but it's also disturbing how easy she can fit into a tube.

That aside, I put the tube back in my pocket, make sure everything's on right, then uh... yeah. "I'm ready to go, so..." I just go to leave.

"Ah-. Hey, wait a sec, I'm comin' with. You said 'den', right? As in, a gambling den?" Shonin expresses interest in where I'm going.

"Uh... Yeah, why...?" I tilt my head at her.

"Look, dude, those things're rife with sin. Like, gambling's a pretty big sin in of itself." Shonin begins grinning. "I'm tagging along, I'm all about indulging in sinnery."

...I look at the words written on her robes. 'Born to Sin, Forced to Win'. Yeah, that figures.

"...Actually, I may stick around the den also, if not to see how your first day goes, but to indulge in some of Gensokyo's customs myself." Junko also comments that she'll be hanging around the den too. Well then. "...I'm still getting quite used to Gensokyo, as a matter of fact."

"Yeah, so am I. So's Hecatia. And Piece." Shonin also points out, before looking at Chimata. "...Actually, I'm pretty sure she is too, and Rajime's a pretty recent outsider. Everyone except for that fox, wherever the hell she went, is still getting used to things here. We're all vagabonds."

...Vagabond is a unique word choice, I guess...

"...Quite." Junko gives the devil a blank stare, before sighing. "Now... shall we be off?"

Ah, right, time to go to the den...

 


 

I... got here. On time.

"...Y'know, I would ask, but..." Sannyo gives Shonin a glance, followed by Junko. "...I'm not going to."

"Personally, I'm ah... pretty willin' to accept devils here." Saikoro speaks up, scratching her cheek. You know, outside of her personality and body shape, she looks vaguely similar to Misumaru...

...Everyone's stood outside the den. Yoko's here and she looks like she's having an anxiety attack due to the fact Shonin is here for some reason. I don't think she exactly expected Shonin's way of appearing, either, which is rising from the floor like a zombie. Oki's also here, as is Kifujin.

"Well, I'm not just a devil." Shonin raises a finger, tutting. "I'm the devil. Hey, did you know that? Nice to meet you, by the way."

"...Huh." Saikoro blinks in vague surprise, before grinning and shrugging. "Well, we~lcome~."

"The devil there I understand, alongside Tenkyuu, but what of you? I didn't take you for a gambler." Sannyo regards Junko, raising a brow.

"...I'm mostly coming so I can keep an eye on how Rajime's first day goes." Junko explains herself briefly.

"I'm fairly sure you'd be welcomed at the dens regardless." Kifujin comments off-handedly. "...Heiwa - my girlfriend according to everyone else - comes by every now and then, so she gets treated more specially here. Isn't that right, Komakusa-dayuu?"

"Yeah, s'exactly right." Sannyo sighs, finally opening the door. "Well, go in, make yourselves at home. I just need to chat t'Rajime and Tenkyuu before anythin' else."

"Nya~h, come on i~n." Oki cheerily bounds in like the big, friendly cat she is. Yoko just... awkwardly follows behind her, making herself look small. Saikoro just strolls in without caring, whilst Kifujin just... walks. Very, very plainly.

"...I'll see you inside." Junko tells me, before stepping in also. 

"And if you don't mind me, I'm just gonna uh... go do something real quick. Like, two minutes really quick." Shonin raises a finger, before raising her hands as she disappears into the ground again.

...How the hell does she even do that, anyway...?

"...Right." Sannyo clears her throat, looking at me, then Chimata. "Rajime, you uh... weren't really around to hear it when me 'n Tenkyuu discussed it, but we came up with a neat concept. You know those Ability Cards, right?" 

Um... "Yeah, why?" I tilt my head. "I've got a few in my bag..."

"Well, today is a special occasion!" Chimata snaps her fingers in the air. "...And a special occasion, more often than not, calls for a unique event! So, to try and boost popularity at your table... You're going to be using Ability Cards instead of normal cards!"

"I-... I'm gonna use Ability Cards?" I raise my brows slightly, surprised to hear that. "How... would that work, exactly...?"

"Well, you said you already had a few, right?" Sannyo takes her pipe out of her mouth, drawing a deck of Ability Cards. "I know you're probably a good fit for this. Only other person I could think of who could do a thing like this is Yoko, but she doesn't do cards. Saikoro's as dumb as a bag of bricks, plus Kifujin doesn't do cards regardless." Then, she raises the pipe slightly, pointing it at me. "...What you're gonna do is take this here deck of cards, which Tenkyuu and all the other bookies provided me with, along with my own and whatever you've got, and use 'em like... what's the term again?" She looks at Chimata expectantly.

"Trading cards, more or less. Not to worry, I've categorised them all neatly... Oh, actually, could I see the ones you have?" Chimata asks me abruptly.

"Um... sure, here...?" I get the album from my bag, then easily grab out the um... eleven cards I do have.

"Let's see..." Chimata looks them over, drawing a few stickers from that purse, sticking them on neatly. "Opened Third Eye, psychic... Hmm~... Gale Geta~, wind... Alright, here you are!" She then passes me the entire deck. "...It's sort of similar to shogi, this system. Allow me to explain the rules! Patrons of the den will pass you a sum of one-thousand yen to play, then you have to shuffle the deck and hand them five Ability Cards. You are, essentially, the dealer, but you get to draw five of your own choosing. It's not rigged, however, far from it. You have to shuffle the deck each time you draw a card, and you can only do a 'redraw' three times. To play, the players, along with yourself, have the option of playing a card against another player, drawing a card, or using a card."

Picking up for Chimata, Sannyo butts in. "...And I'm gonna make sure it's fair, too, so I'll be watchin'. Of course, I've got faith in ya, so it won't be a real issue I hope. Winner gets double what the sum of everyone's pay-in was. Includin' you, meaning... I'm pretty sure the money you take just duplicates somehow." Then, she takes a smoke of her pipe, grinning as she exhales. "Aren't all the cards classified under at least one thing?"

"Yes, quite so!" Chimata nods, smiling. "There's thirteen classifications, or typings more like. Firstly, you have the basic elements. So, wind, fire, water, earth, ice and electricity. Then you also have darkness and light, which bumps it up to eight. The other five are unique. You have poison, moon, sun, size, and psychic. As usual, each Ability Card does a unique thing, but they come with their own power level. So, to name an example, that 'Purified Strike' card you have? That's a sun card. Some may be obvious, but if they aren't, refer to the stickers I put on the cards. They'll tell you everything you need to know about them."

Ah, I... I see. "So trading cards... I'm pretty familiar with them, actually." I scratch my chin, before thinking of a question. "Um... a question, though, how would one go about winning?"

"Well, you start out with ten life points. When that number drops to zero, you're out of the game. It keeps going until one person's left, but there's different winnings depending on who gets what placement in terms of how long they stayed above zero. That number can either go up or down depending on the card you play, plus each card still does its own thing on top of that." Chimata gives me a plain nod, keeping her smile. "It's not too hard to follow, I hope. Oh-. The classifications each have their own weaknesses and strengths, too. So they resist some types of cards, whilst being really weak to others. So, um... actually, just have a look at this."

...She passes me a chart of sorts. I-. Ah, it's a weakness-strength chart for each type. I see... So fire's weak to water, obviously, but it's also weak to earth and wind, whilst being strong against ice, darkness, and poison. Wind's weak to electricity and ice, but it's immune to earth, alongside being strong against fire and poison... Earth's weak to water, ice, and poison, but it's immune to electric and sun. Speaking of, electricity is weak to light, earth, and sun, but it's pretty strong against moon, light, and water.

Uh... Poison. It's weak to ice and fire, but it's resistant to psychic and earth. I'm presuming poison's strong against psychic because it poisons the mind, or something. Its other strengths is water and wind, so that's... a double-edged sword, if it's played against a wind card. Size is strong against moon, poison, water, and wind, but it's pretty weak to earth and psychic. Sun's weak to... uh... earth, darkness, and water, but it's strong against electricity, ice, darkness, and fire, with an immunity to moon. Moon's only really weak to size, light, and sun. Nothing else, but it's really strong against ice, darkness, and water, plus it's immune to earth.

...Lastly... ice. Weak to fire, obviously, as well as moon, light, and sun, but strong against water, poison, earth, and wind. Water's weak to ice, poison, size, and moon, but pretty strong against earth, sun, light, and psychic. Psychic's weak to poison, darkness, and water, but it's very strong against size, poison, which is another double-edged sword, and light. Darkness is weak to light and vice-versa, but it's weak to fire and moon too. It's also strong against psychic, sun, and poison. Light, however, is weak to water and sun, whilst being strong against moon, electric, and ice. U~h... Am I missing any? No, wait, that's all of them. A~h...

...

I might have trouble remembering all of that later in the moment where I'm actually playing this game. Actually... "What're you going to call this, exactly?"

"Card Wars, probably, to keep things simple." Sannyo says without missing a beat, glancing at Chimata. "...You're in agreement, right?"

"Yes, yes, it would be nice to keep it simple." Chimata nods. Ah, so... Card Wars, then.

"...By the way, here." Sannyo passes me that emblem of a dragon. "You'll be needin' this too, hun. Even if it's just an emblem, y'gotta wear it in the den at all times. Not only does it let people know you're a bookie, but uh... it also protects against magic that screws with your perception. Like, say, someone casts a sleep spell on you or somethin'. Or a misfortune-inducin' spell. That's why the bookies always wear those, so they don't get nabbed in the crowds of the dens."

Oh, really? "...How many times has that been an issue, exactly...?"

"...You'd be surprised how many times people've tried to cast lust spells on Saikoro." Sannyo deadpans.

I-. Oh. Wow. That sounds like a problem...

"Hmm... Before anything else, however..." Chimata rubs her chin. "I should most likely go over how turns work. If an opponent is drawing a card, and you attack, you get a free 'hit' that does damage to their life points based on the power of the card. If you and an opponent both play a card against each other, then the card with the highest power wins, but it does damage based on its normal power, take the power of the other card. If power is the same, it's a draw, so the card with the stronger type wins out. If neither type is stronger than the other, then... both of them draw a card. Using a card, unlike playing it, uses that card's ability. Each card's ability, well, differs, so knowing each card like the back of your hand like I do is essentially key to victory. The dealer always goes first. Oh, an about the weaknesses and strengths of the cards? Immunities like, say, earth against electric? Earth will always win. The same goes for earth against sun, earth will win. Moon will win against earth, as will wind. Sun always wins against moon, and... that's it for immunities! Oh, and in the case that both types are the same, both cards won't do any damage, even if one's power is higher than the other. Natural immunity to itself and all. But in the case of double-edged swords like wind and poison - or psychic and poison, as well as light and darkness - the card that wins does double damage. It's like a prisoner's dilemma. If you know your enemy has poison and you have psychic, both of you will be hasty to play those two cards. Drawing a card should be obvious, and... that's it!"

"Ah, so that's how it works..." I nod a few times. I was actually wondering about that...

"...More importantly! It's time to get to business!" Chimata snaps her fingers, entering the den.

"Well, let's go on in." Sannyo pats me on the back, guiding me in after making sure I've got my emblem on right. The smoking dragon symbol is pretty neat, if I'm gonna be honest... "...Gotta get you to your table, after all."

"Ah, right..." I nod a few times. "...How long does the den stay open, anyway?" I decide to ask, just out of curiosity.

"...'Bout ten hours or so." Sannyo tells me, nodding once. "So basically, you're here until seven in the evenin', hun." A~h... So I'm gonna be here until seven, then.

"Right... I'll keep that in mind then." I shuffle the deck of Ability Cards. "...What do I do with the Ability Cards at the end of the day, anyway?"

"Keep 'em. That's what Tenkyuu told me." Sannyo shrugs as we head towards the back of the den, where I notice an open room, with a table outside it. "...Right, so here's the scoop. I'm gonna be in there, plus I'm keepin' the door open so I can keep an eye on ya. Also-. If a tengu reporter bothers you, let me handle it."

...Oddly specific, but alright...? I just nod along as she snorts. "Alright, good. Have fun. Make sure to take your shoes off too, and shield under the table."

Then she heads into the room and sits down. I notice there's a lot of cushions in there, alongside some odd-looking items. Probably antiques Sannyo likes to show off, for some reason. Well, regardless, I take a seat at the table - on the dealer's end mind you - and just... wait. I mean, I take my shoes off whilst sitting down and put them beside me, leaving me in my fluffy white socks, and slide Aegis under the table slightly after taking it off. Now I wait.

...

Well, I might as well set this up properly. I put the chart for weaknesses and strengths in the middle of the table, then set the deck of Ability Cards beside me. After I do this, I notice one thing, and it's the fact there's a small sign, which I swear was written by Chimata, just detailing that my table's new, plus the fact my uh... thing is unique.

...There's a small list of rules on the sign, too, which is pretty much what Chimata told me about Card Wars' rules, plus the entry fee and how it works.

So~... Now I wai-.

"Hey, kid, want some Sinsoul Tea?" Shonin suddenly appears beside me, holding a bunch of cups with this black tea in it. I-. What? She's also got some jet black tea leaves in her pockets, too. "It's good. Like, seductively good. That spider girl's looks kinda seductive."

...What the hell does that even mean? I know he's referring to Saikoro, but... "...What's Sinsoul, exactly?"

"Big thing in Hell, pretty much everyone there drinks it." Shonin explains. "It's like-. Naturally apple-flavoured tea. It rules, and I run a stand selling the stuff. Of course, certain people get the Sinsoul leaves for free, depending on how well they know me, but hey, that's business. Here, I'll just uh... leave some here. I know Junko likes this stuff, but Piece bloody damn well enjoys it. Hecatia does too."

She awkwardly places down one of the cups in front of me, before floating off.

...Hmm. Natural apple flavour, huh...? I decide to taste some-...

...

She wasn't kidding. It is apple-flavoured. And it tastes really natural. How the hell does that work...?! Why's it so good?!

Whilst I was contemplating tea leaves, I notice a few people start entering. Three people, to start with. They're uh... unique-looking. I-. Wait, why's one dressed like a monk? It's a guy, too, probably in his thirties or so. He's got bright white hair under a hood, as well as bright white eyes, but he's wearing a black, long-sleeved robe, with a white kimono beneath it. There's also the bright yellow shawl around his shoulder, but... The guy is dressed in the Black Robe, which I'm vaguely familiar with. Pretty sure it's a type of outfit for a Buddhist monk, so...

I do, however, note the small scars on his right cheek. He's uh... definitely got the Buddhist monk look down, doesn't he...? Well, I'm vaguely familiar that gambling's allowed under Buddhist philosophy, as long as it's recreational.

Beside him, however, are uh... two girls. The first one I spot seems like a pretty young woman, but that's probably my eyes playing tricks on me. I mean, the guy of the three looks like a... you know, normal human, through and through. The girl however... I don't know, actually. Aside from that, she's got wavy light purple, maybe light blue, hair and dark purple eyes. She's got a headdress on that makes her look like a nun. So... a monk, and presumably, a nun. Huh. Outside of that, she's got a white dress on with a blue trim at the bottom. Y'know, closer I look, she really does look like a nun. There's a red orb near her neck, though, plus there's a black and gold Japanese kesa which she wears over her shoulder, sort of like the other guy's.

...Lastly, the third is a rather stout-looking girl. As in, she's pretty short, compared to the other two. She's got grey hair and eyes, but just like, a slightly darker shade of the guy next to her. Other than that, she's got a tower hat on her head, which... honestly, seems to fit her. Attire-wise, she's dressed in this pretty old-fashioned uniform, but it looks like it's been modified to have a purple skirt on... I mean, I'd notice that, I can sew after all. But... the clothes she wears seems more fit for a boy, or something. Or a man. Which is weird.

Well-. Not as weird as me disguising as a man, whilst I'm actually a girl, so...

...

I have no reason to speak up about that, thinking about it now. There's also ribbons wrapped around many parts of her outfit. Like, all over. Her neck, shoes, hat, sleeves... everywhere. Sort of like my ribbons, but instead of being one colour, they're... uh... all sorts of different colours.

So, yeah, three people that stand out.

"We~lcome~." I hear Oki greet them, at least.

I just take a sip of my tea as I watch them. I wonder when my first thing'll be...

"A gambling den full of youkai...?" The girl in the tower hat scowls, looking around partially. "Quite the disappointment. Personally, I had hoped thy would take myself to one in that backwards village, zo... Quite shameful indeed."

D-... Did she just used 'thy' unironically?

"...Look, Futo, the dens there aren't exactly the best." The girl in the purple hair shrugs. I'm also given a name for the girl with silver hair. "And today's pretty much the only day where me and Nero are both free."

Nero... I presume that's the guy with white hair.

"...Ichirin's right, honestly." Nero speaks up, sparing Futo a glance as he also gives me a name for the other girl... Ichirin, huh? "Besides, I come here whenever I've got time."

"Oh-. He~y, Nero!" I hear Saikoro call out for the guy pretty loudly...

"Hey, Kumo." Nero gives her a brief wave, grinning.

"...Nero, how often do you come here...?" Ichirin gives him a worried glance. "Just asking because... you know, if Byakuren finds out..."

"I don't come here all the time, you dope." Nero gives her a grin. "...I only really come when I'm having a bad day."

"Affiliating thyself with supposedly peaceful youkai is one thing, but art thou daft? Surrounding thyself with youkai from this accursed mountain? Thou art insane, zo!" Futo turns to him, looking angrier.

"...Look, Futo, don't start a scene." Nero raises a finger at her, looking more firm. "The people here are nice enough, plus it's not only youkai that come here. I've heard that a few humans and gods do, too. Well-. Not just heard, I've met a few through these dens, but still."

"Hmph... Very well, then." Futo just... seemingly accepts this, as Ichirin sighs what I swear is a breath of relief.

"Although..." Nero scratches his chin. "I dunno, the atmosphere here today just feels different, in a way. Like something's going on, or what have you."

"...When you mention it, uh... I can feel it too, I think." Ichirin also comments, looking around in wonder for a moment.

"There's a market being held here today, if you're wondering." I hear Kifujin speak up from nearby. "...Well, it's not exactly a market, per se, but the goddess of markets is collaborating with Komakusa-dayuu today. You might see her around."

"Ah, cheers, Kifu." Nero nods in appreciation. "...Funny, I just mentioned that gods come here too."

"A divine market?" Futo tilts her head. "In a place like this? Genuinely, what hath the heavens come to, to affiliate with an establishment such as this?"

"Look, let's just... sit down somewhere." Nero shakes his head at her, looking around. I'm just sort of... sitting here, sipping tea calmly. It's good tea, too.

...I also find it strange how that Futo girl speaks ye olde Japanese so fluently. Like... she must be pretty experienced saying stuff like 'thou' and 'art' all the time instead of their more modern words.

"Hey, how about over there?" I hear Ichirin, then notice she's pointing at my table. Ah. Wonderful.

"Huh? Oh, uh..." Nero looks over at where I am, too. "...That's a new table, actually. Never seen the person behind the table there, either... Komakusa-dayuu probably got someone new to work for her, I guess."

...I look over at Sannyo. She just nods at me. Alright, cool. Thanks.

...

I don't have any idea what she meant with that nod by the way, she just nodded at me and didn't say anything. Anyways, I uh... put the cup of Sinsoul Tea, as Shonin dubbed it, down, adjust my cap, and uh... yeah. Game face is on.

It didn't take very long for the three to reach my table. I just um... nod. "...Hey."

"Greetings." Futo squints at me for a moment. "...Art thou a human, by any chance?"

I-. Whah? "...Where'd that come from...?" I tilt my head.

"Hey, Futo, you don't just ask that..." Ichirin frowns, shaking her head.

"Actually, no, I'm pretty curious too." Nero speaks up. "Hey, kid, uh... Actually, what's your name?"

"...Rajime. I overheard you three as you came in, so I know you're Nero." I point at him casually, then look at the other two. "...And that you two're Ichirin and Futo."

"Rajime, right." Nero nods once, before raising his brow. "But still, you a human or something? You don't strike me as a youkai, outside of your clothes."

...My clothes makes me look like a youkai? Huh. That's a first. "Yeah, actually." I nod, relaxing slightly.

"This table will do, zo." Futo immediately decides after I say that.

"...Now you're keen on being in here...?" Ichirin stares at the stout girl in confusion.

"Think nothing of it, I would much rather be partaking in these activities with a human dealer as opposed to the likes of a filthy youkai." Futo huffs, taking a seat.

"...Futo, Ichirin is a youkai." Nero snorts. "Of course, I'm assuming you're excluding her...?"

"Well-." The silver-haired girl sighs. "...Thyself is a quick individual, I see."

"Always gotta be, especially with some antics at the temple." Nero also takes a seat, grinning. "...Also, I'm paying for all three of us. Consider it my treat, at least."

"Oh, uh... really?" Ichirin stares at him in surprise. "Are you sure...?"

"Hey, I said it's my treat." Nero keeps his grin. "Besides, we're gonna be the first ever people to play at this table. So it's a special occasion, right?"

Special occasion... Nero's a nice guy, it seems.

"Hmh, well, mine thanks, I suppose..." Futo stares directly at the sign beside me. Oh, right, the rules sign is right next to me, for some reason. "...What exactly is this... 'Card Wars'?"

...Oh, no. How the hell do I explain this. Wait, I know. "So, basically, after you uh... pass me..." I pause. Three people, so one person pays one-thousand yen... "...Three-thousand yen, normally one-thousand yen per player, I hand you five of these Ability Cards." I tap the deck for emphasis. "Each card has at least one classification, I'm pretty sure, which is represented on this chart." I then tap the chart for more emphasis. "...Have a read of it if you want. Oh, and to prove I'm not rigging this, I'm gonna shuffle the deck each time I hand a card out. Of course, I play too, since I'm the house in this instance. The uh... the rules for drawing cards for me is slightly different, since I can shuffle the deck three times before taking a card. Komakusa-dayuu over there's making sure I only shuffle three times before picking my hand, too." I gesture to Sannyo in the open room beside me. She just gives a nod of acknowledgement. 

"Oh, so it's like trading cards." Nero actually knows what trading cards are. "...Huh. Never thought there'd be a day when I'd see something like this again..."

Wait, what? "Are... you an outsider?" I ask him, vaguely surprised.

"Yeah, I was at one point. Sure as hell don't want to leave Gensokyo now though." Nero gives Ichirin a glance, then Futo. "...I'm sort of obligated to stay, actually, to make sure these two don't get in over their heads."

"Pardon you? I'll have thyself know that I am quite a smart and skillful individual, so I am able to take care of myself, meaning thou'st maken a poor judgement on thy own part-." Futo is about to start ranting in old, but Nero raises a hand.

"...Futo, I know at least fifty ways to scare you beyond belief." Nero casually comments. "There's a crab on your hat."

"What?! How long hath it been there?!" Futo immediately takes her hat off in a panic to examine it, only to find no crab. "...Sly cur."

"Hey, I'm no mongrel." Nero chuckles into his hand, playing it off.

"...Nero, you really worry me sometimes." Ichirin gives him a worried look again. "I mean, that was funny, but..."

"T'was not funny in the slightest!" Futo huffs, pouting and folding her arms. "I would like to formally suggest that thou start this game... Annoying Buddhists..."

Oh, so they are Buddhists. Ichirin and Nero, I mean. That explains the outfits.

"Right, right... Here, kid." Nero passes me three-thousand yen, which I just... put to the side.

...Alright. Here we go... I shuffle the deck a few times, before passing out a card to Nero, Futo, then Ichirin, in that specific order. I then look at the card I'm supposed to draw.

It's uh... of an upside-down girl with black hair, red and white highlights visible. She also has small horns, and her outfit's like arrows.

...Just for the fun of it, I take that card, shuffle again, then hand out another three.

"...Y'know, aren't these the cards that started circulating, like, yesterday?" Nero speaks up, raising a brow at Ichirin.

"When you mention it... Hey, I think they are, actually. Huh." Ichirin stares down at the cards in her hand. 

"Hmph, those cards I saw no need for... At best, they were foolish, temporary trinkets, for that was their use." Futo puts her hands together to the point it almost looks like her hands are in her sleeves.

"...Pretty useful if you can't do magic, though." I cut in with my own opinion on the cards, taking another card for my deck after shuffling once because I didn't like the look of a card. The one I have now is that taiko drum one Sannyo showed me before. "Like if you're me, for example. I'm just an ordinary guy."

"...Aye, I suppose that much would be true." Futo reluctantly nods, before furrowing her brows. "Wait, art thou joking? Thyself is an ordinary individual?"

"Yeah." I just nod once, handing out the next three cards after doing yet another shuffle. "Then again, you make do with what you have. And in my case, what I have is luck."

"Reasonable words to go by, but..." Ichirin tilts her head at me. "...Don't you live at the village, or something...? How do you even get to this den?"

"Actually, some humans just live wherever." Nero points out. "Ichirin, I'm pretty sure you of all people should know that. I mean, I'm a human. I live at the temple. There's also the case of the Hakurei, as well as Kirisame."

"...Ah... I guess you're right, Nero." Ichirin nods, thinking on it. "I mean-. No, yeah, you're definitely proof of that."

"But... you do have me curious now." Nero does raise a brow at me. "Where do you even live, if it's not the village?"

"I don't live in the village. I don't actually live in Gensokyo, technically." I stare directly at him, drawing my next card from the deck before shuffling. This one's of three different planets, which I swear is of Hecatia, so I'm keeping that.

"...Technically?" He raises a brow, more curious than before.

"Hmm..." Futo raises her brows. "May I take a guess? I have come to quite a reasonable conclusion."

"Sure." I give her the go-ahead, in the middle of passing out the fourth batch of three.

"May it be Senkai, by any chance, zo? To mine knowledge, Senkai is not part of this land, or so Prince Toyosatomimi has told mineself, at the very least." Futo... actually guesses correctly. I just... blink at her.

I do so again, before replying. "...Dead on the mark, actually." I stare at the deck of cards, taking another. This one's of... uh... I think it's Medicine. It's got a lily-of-the-valley on it, so...

"Ha! Mine intellect proves great once again!" Futo jovially laughs, as Nero just rolls his eyes.

"Last time you said that, you set yourself on fire." Nero casually grins.

"Be quiet, zo!" Futo moves to slap him, but Ichirin just holds her back. "I had thought thyself would not speak of that particular incident!"

"Yeah, but I never said how long I wouldn't talk about it." Keeping his cool, Nero puts his hand behind his head. These three uh... really have a dynamic.

Ichirin looks between the two, before sighing. "You know, I was expecting today to be slightly calm, but... I guess there's no escaping some form of chaos, is there?"

"Not really." I shrug at her, passing out the last of their cards after doing the final shuffle. I handed them all out by uh... just keeping all the cards face-down, then sliding them across. As one does, when they're the dealer, to ensure the game is fair. Fair and balanced games are the best. "I mean, even if I am pretty ordinary, there's always something chaotic going on around me. Gensokyo's like that, I guess."

"Heh, yeah, it is." She grins, before looking at her cards.

Okay, let me just uh... Last card, huh.

...

Okay. The last card I've drawn, since I opted to redraw three times, is of Curo. It's got a black rabbit with a futuristic visor on, and Curo's the only person I know who's like that. The moon's the background, and the rabbit has a mortar and pestle in front of it.

...It's a neat-looking design, if I'm being honest. Anyways. "...That's it." I place the deck of cards back down after shuffling it a few times, putting my cards on my knees. The way they're seated, from left to right, is uh... Nero, Ichirin, then Futo. "Before we start, I should probably go over how this works. So, take a look at your cards." I uh... draw a random card from the deck, which turns out to be that red moon one that Piece had. It's got a power of five, and it's, obviously, a moon-class card. "The number up there's the card's power. The uh... the 'moon' part is the classification, or type since classification's too long to say. As I said before, each type has its weaknesses and strengths shown on that chart there."

"...Thine chart doth seem particularly complex, although, not too hard to understand either." Futo comments on the chart's layout.

"I'm not even the one who made the chart." I point out. "...That's the goddess behind the 'market' going on here that Kifu mentioned."

I also notice that there's a lot more people in the den now. Some short people with big backpacks in funny green hats, uh... people dressed somewhat simularly to how Megumu was, various youkai and what-not. I also see Shonin running around with a flaming bottle in her hand, but I'm opting to ignore that.

Anyways, uh... I should keep explaining. I'm also going off of what Chimata told me. "We all start at ten life points, as it's been dubbed, which goes down with each strike done by one player to another. Let's say two players attack each other with a card. The card with the highest power wins, obviously, unless if the typing is the same. Then neither does any damage. If both cards' powers are the same, then that's where the typing stuff makes itself known. Whatever's weaker out of the types loses. So, say, psychic and size. Psychic'll win in that case and do normal damage, I'm pretty sure." Chimata never really told me what happens in that case, but that's what I'm assuming should happen. "In the case of immunities like electric being used against earth, earth'll always win against electric, no matter the power number. I uh... hope that makes sense?"

"Makes sense to me." Nero nods, giving Futo and Ichirin a glance.

"Yes, yes, I understand exactly..." Futo nods as well...

"Pretty big explanation for a card game, but..." Ichirin smiles. "I'm pretty sure I'll get the hang of it."

Alright, neat. I shuffle the deck again, placing that moon card back inside, before placing it down again. "Okay, that's settled." I also realise I'll have to constantly do this explanation, too, since nobody'll know how to play this except for me and these three. "...On a turn, you can attack another player, draw a card, or use a card. Using is different to attacking, since each card has its own gimmick, plus you can decide who you use the card on, be it yourself or someone else. Attacking's self-explanatory, and drawing a card is too."

"Oh, so it's pretty simple then." Nero comments, looking at his hand. "...Well I know exactly what I'm doing when it's my turn... Speaking of, whose turn is it, exactly?"

"It's always my turn first." I grab my hand from my knees, bringing it up to my chest. I also realise that I have the designs facing outwards, but the description of the cards facing towards me. So everyone knows the design of the card you have... Chimata probably thought about that and left it in, since the Ability Cards are double-sided. Description on one side, designs on the other.

I guess it is as Chimata said. Knowing the cards like the back of your hand is the path to victory.

Anyways, I decide to read over what each card of mine does first, before I do anything else. The Curo one adds eight life points, but has a measly attack power of three. The Hecatia one, which I was right about being Hecatia, can change one of my other card's types to either sun, moon, or earth which I can decide on, but also has an attack power of six, whilst its typing is moon, sun, and earth, which totally isn't broken. The taiko drum reflects three hit points of damage to someone else at random once, it's also an earth card, but it has an attack power of two. Uh... The lily-of-the-valley damages everyone for one life point, but the person it's used from takes one additional damage point from any poison card from that point onwards, that does three hit points of poison damage though. And the last one, of that girl with the arrow dress, it's... confusing. What it does is that it flips damage on its head, including its own, and makes it heal others, plus it makes cards do the opposite of what they're supposed to do. That's a psychic card, though, for good reason. Because it's really confusing, plus the heal value is four.

...Okay, that's all I need to know. I also notice the fact there's numbers above the other three's heads. Specifically, the number ten. I'm assuming that's the life point counter...

"Oh, huh. That makes things easier." Ichirin looks above me, making me notice I have the same number. "...Guess we don't need to keep track of that then."

"Hmm... The concept of thine game doth seem quite peculiar... Although, also quite similar to a child's game." Futo speaks up about the game's format. "...Yes, quite so..."

"...Yeah, but aside from that..." Nero raises a brow at me. "...What exactly does one of us get if we win?"

Uh... Actually, I'm... not too sure about th-.

Chimata suddenly appears beside me. "That's quite simple! You win double what all of you paid Rajime! So, six-thousand yen, in this instance. Hmm, maybe there shouldn't be a limit for the deposit, but it should be at least one-thousand..."

"...What?" Nero just stares at her in confusion. All three of them seem surprised at her, then Chimata just... disappears.

"...That was the goddess of the market that got mentioned before." I scratch my neck awkwardly. "But, yeah, you'd win six-thousand. One of you would, anyway."

"Alright! Let's go, then!" Ichirin pumps her free hand up as a fist, holding her cards perfectly in the other.

Well. "...I'm gonna be using this if you don't mind." I play the taiko drum by putting it on the table design-up and sideways, just to be safe. I briefly flash as something sphere-like yet translucent forms around me. Ooo~h. I also notice a '1' beside it, in blue.

"Now whose turn is it?" Nero raises a brow.

Hmm... "Let's do it right-to-left. So, basically, Futo's next."

"Ah, yes, well, mine thanks, I suppose." Futo nods once as Nero rolls his eyes again. Ichirin's always gonna go third, since she's sat between the two. "Hmm... I shall attack you... with mine perfect card!"

She sets down... a card that does exactly three hit points of fire damage. It's a card of plates. 

...Absolutely nothing happens to my counter, since I was the one she played it against. It does make the bubble disappear, and-.

"Wha-." Ichirin looks above her, surprised to see her numbers decrease. "Hey! How'd that happen?!"

"...The card I just used randomly deflected her card." I point out, gesturing to Futo who blinks.

"Ah... Mine card has been expended, it seems." Futo slouches slightly.

"Y-. You have four more." Nero raises a brow at her.

"...True." The tower hatted girl looks down at her hand again, furrowing her brows.

"Well, since you got me hit instead-" Ichirin turns to Futo, grinning. "-I'm gonna do this!" Then she proceeds to set down a card of a yin-yang orb that does four hit points of damage. It's a light-based card, too.

"What?! No!" Futo's eyes widen, looking like she's in dismay as her health points drop to... nine. "I hadn't mean to strike thyself, thy fool!"

"...If you don't mind me, I'm gonna draw a card. Also, Futo, your health only went down by one. Not a big deal." Nero asks me, grinning. "My hand sucks anyway."

Oh. I nod once, shuffling the deck once as I slide him a card, also design-up.

...He then takes it and examines it. "Oh, this is more like it..."

I'm not sure what he just got but I'm slightly worried now...

Alright, my turn again. I stare at my hand for a moment, then glance at Futo. I could take her out right now if I wanted. N-Not in the sense of... assassination, or uh... dinner. I mean like-. Eliminate her from the game. Hecatia's card should let me do that. But, then again, it would be funny if I were to...

For the hell of it... "Hey, guess what?" I ask Futo in particular.

"...Do not." She stares at me, sweating.

"That entire attack was pointless." I glance at Ichirin, then attack Futo with the arrow girl... Actually, I think I'm gonna differentiate using by turning the card sideways, whilst for attacking I'll keep it straight.

...There's a very awkward pause as nothing happens. Uh...?

"Ah, yes, I had forgotten to mention-." Chimata suddenly appears again. "If someone hasn't played a card, and you attack them, then they can use a card to defend. Or, in some cases, they can just opt to not use a card at all and draw another. They can still play a card if they draw one here, though."

"...Oh." I nod once, glancing at Futo as I raise a brow. "So what're you going to do?"

...She stares at the card for a moment whilst Chimata disappears again. "Hrmm... I will not play a card. Thy card shalt not defeat mineself, this I know."

"Yeah, I know. That's exactly why I played it." I reason, before passing her another card. "Also that card doesn't do damage. It heals."

"I-... What?" Ichirin's surprised that something like that can happen, as Futo's health points go to thirteen. Well, that's nice. "Hey, that removed my one point of damage...!"

"...Thou had healed me...? Hmm, yes, quite pleasant." Futo nods appreciatively as Nero raises a brow slowly, but only I really notice it. "Now, I shall use one of mine other cards..."

She then places a card sideways. It's uh... It's Sodatsu's. Size card, does six points of damage, but she's not attacking anyone.

...Then, she looks at Nero. "...On thyself!"

"...Oh, me?" He's vaguely surprised to hear that. "Well, thanks, I guess."

...I swear he's slightly taller than before now, but maybe that's my imagination.

"Hmm..." Ichirin looks between her four cards. "I'm gonna... do this? I'm gonna attack you with this." She points at me, placing down a size-type card of... a gourd, of some kind. It's got four hit points. Like my card does.

...I stare at the card I 'attacked' Futo with, then at her. "...You do realise that doesn't do anything to me, right?"

"Oh, I know." She smiles, and I watch her health points go up to eleven-...

...Now I get why she did that. Clever.

"Yeah, but that's not important." Nero places down a card of what looks like a really big frog wearing a funny straw hat with eyes. That's... an earth type card. With five hit points. Straight ahead.

"...Ah." Futo blinks at it, vaguely worried. "Who art thou attacking with that...?"

"...Well." He looks around the table for a moment, then starts grinning at Ichirin. "No hard feelings about this, Ichirin, but..."

"...Huh?" Ichirin blinks, then proceeds to watch her hit points go down from eleven to one. I-. Wait, did she just lose ten hit points in a single turn...? She just blinks at it for a moment, before jumping, shocked. "W-Wha~t?! How'd you do that?! Nero...!"

"That card doubled my damage for a turn, I think." Nero looks at Futo's played card. "That frog one does five hit points. Therefore, ten damage to you. And, as I expected, card types that're strong against other types do their normal damage. Hence, ten lost from you."

"Y-You... U~gh..." Ichirin deflates slightly in her seat. Futo seems particularly amused.

"Hah, now what may this be? Infighting among the Buddhists?" She grins.

"So says the girl who begrudgingly puts up with her former enemy." Nero shoots back almost immediately.

"Tch... Well played, I suppose..." Futo grumbles something under her breath.

...Huh. "Alright, next round." I look at my cards, then draw one after shuffling the deck. "Drawing."

"...I shall also draw." Futo settles on. I pass her a card...

"Um... me too." Ichirin gives Nero a worried glance.

"Huh? Oh, yeah, I'll draw too." Nero surprisingly doesn't go in for the kill. Regardless, I hand them their cards after shuffling the deck, like, three times. That entire round was just drawing cards.

I look at the new card I got. It's... a blank card with what looks like a rainbow lens flare on it...? I-.

...Wait, this might be Chimata's card, when I think about it. Apparently, it'll allow me to take any card at random from one person, also picked at random, but it's a sun and moon card with a power of four.

...

We might be at this for a while, judging from Futo's high health points, as well as the fact me and Nero haven't gotten hit once...

 


 

It's just me and Futo now that're still playing. Nero got absolutely blasted by me and Futo for no reason other than it being comedic at the time. Ichirin got eliminated by Nero way earlier though when she thought she was making a comeback. So, therefore, it's me and Futo now. We're both uh... pretty low on health points, and I've only got one card, which is of just Trish I think, which is a moon and darkness card. It does just over the exact amount of Futo's health, which is four. I'm at two. Trish's card does seven damage. This game can get pretty heated really quickly, especially like this. We've also got a bit of a crowd watching...

"Hrm..." Futo's eyes shake as she looks between her two cards. "I shall admit, none hath pushed me to limits like this... Thyself is a remarkably good player."

"Thanks." I grin, looking up at her. The ability of Trish's card is to let me destroy one of Futo's cards. Or, pretty much, destroy half of someone's deck. So, in Futo's case, one card. But I'm not daft enough to risk that. "...You're pretty good yourself, but then again, this is the first time we've both done this sort of thing." Now... I'm really hoping Futo doesn't have, say, a card stronger than my seven damage. Or a size card. Or a reflect card, or anything like that. "...But let's end this. We've drawn this out long enough."

"Hmm, yes, I must agree..." She looks around at the small crowd that has gathered to watch a literal card game. "Play thy card and let us be done with this."

"...Hope you've got a good card, because..." I put the card of Trish down, design-up, facing directly towards Futo. "...yeah."

She stares at it for a moment, before sighing. "...I concede, zo."

Oh, she uh... conceded. Huh. She shows me her hand which is literally just two earth cards. Oh, yeah, that explains it then.

"House wins, then." I shrug, reclaiming the cards from her, then shuffling the deck a whole bunch. "Nice talks, too. Talk to you later, alright?"

"Yes, yes..." Futo stands, retreating from my table to go join up with Nero and Ichirin again. During our uh... little showdown, I actually learned that Futo lives in Senkai, apparently, with someone called 'Toyosatomimi no Miko'. On top of that, she's a Taoist. Miko is too, whoever she is. There's also someone called Soga no Tojiko, but she's a ghost. She's uh... also a Taoist.

...Futo also acknowledged Seiga very briefly, alongside the fact that Seiga was very severely beaten in a furious manner. That's probably Junko's doing from the other day, I think.

All of a sudden, Saikoro walks by, patting me on the shoulder. "He~y, Rajanaga-san~. It's your break now~."

Oh, really? "...When do the breaks even happen, anyway, Sai...?"

"...Did uh... Komakusa-dayuu not tell ya?" Saikoro tilts her head. "They happen hourly. I mean, Komakusa-dayuu's pretty much always not doin' anythin', but she doesn't talk to anyone when she's actually on break. Breaks last for ah... fifteen minutes. Enough time to freshen up 'n all that, y'know? After her, it's Nejire-san, then ah... Kifu, then ah... y'know, me. Then you, so I was just gonna let ya know. Break room's over there, and uh..."

She reaches into her shirt to produce a little tab saying 'on break', before placing it on my table. "There ya go... Keep that on ya, too. You'll need it, hun."

Um... "Thanks..." I stand slowly, stretching slightly. "Fifteen minutes, right?"

"Mye~p." Saikoro nods once, before strolling away to her table. At her table, waiting, is uh... Is that Megumu? Hey, yeah, it is...! She's here with a few others dressed similarly to her. This black-haired and red-eyed girl with a similar little red hat is there, but attached to her hat... thing are fluffy white balls. A white blouse is what she wears, with a black skirt. Also she's got sandals on. Why sandals. I also notice that there's a camera around her neck... There's an orange band around her arm, too.

There's three others with her. One I can see to be Tsukasa. Another is a girl with brown eyes and long, brown hair in pigtails, with a purple hat this time, alongside purple ribbons in her hair. She's uh... got a pink-white shirt on with a purple trim at the collar and a black tie. I notice a black band around one of her arms... Also, her skirt looks like that one texture if you don't download Source. Like, that purple and black checker pattern. I can see a floral pattern on that though, and... she is also wearing sandals.

And, lastly, the third. It's a girl with very light blue hair who seems particularly uneasy and worried about something, with bright blue eyes. A very blue person. She's dressed somewhat similarly to Megumu, as in, she's wearing the same little blue hat and the same modern dark blue dress that Megumu wears, but unlike her, she's got a sash around her left shoulder that spells... something out...? It says 'Shinjitsu Truth Network' on it, plus she has a belt with a notepad, countless pens and pencils, as well as a little pouch that glimmers every now and then with blue dust. 

One thing I note between her, Megumu, and the other two in similar hats, is that they've all got similarly pointy ears.

Well, might as well go to the break room-.

"Hey, hold on a sec, bud." I hear someone call out to me. I turn and see a relatively normal-looking girl with golden blonde hair, but she seems particularly wealthy... Her eyes look like diamonds, though, that's the funny part. She's dressed in a very casual top with intricate lines running along the hems. They almost look like a music sheet... Her skirt's got a dust-like pattern to it, though. Like... a dust cloud. She's also wearing very comfy-looking golden shoes. "Hey, pal, don't stare, only Kifu can do that, heh."

I-. "...Sorry, I was just taking a note of your appearance. Rather flashy, I gotta say." I comment on her attire.

"Could say the same for ya, pal." She does finger guns at me. "Name's Heiwa. Kifu's disaster lesbian of a girlfriend. If y'know what that means, of course."

...Disaster lesbian. "...I'm familiar with the term... You're Heiwa, then?"

"Ye~p. I come by the den a whole lot, namely because I'm treated better than the average patron is. On accounts of, y'know, being Kifu's soulmate and all." She holds her finger guns for a moment, before snapping her fingers, lowering them. "You're a~h... Rajime, right? The new bookie Kifu-wifu told me about?"

Kifu-wifu. "...'Kifu-wifu' might be something to tell Sai later." I grin awkwardly.

"Oh-. Yeah, good idea, actually, you beat me to the punch." Heiwa snorts. "Man of good taste, too. Heh. Nothing's cuter than seeing Kifu being annoyed at Sai for being called various nicknames, even though I'm probably the only one who finds that cute."

"Well... lovers do that, I guess. They share moments." I shrug, beginning to walk over to the break room as Heiwa follows me.

"...Y'know, yeah, you might be onto something." Heiwa scratches her chin, before grinning and shrugging. "But I don't really care about sappy stuff like that. I mean, the stuff that goes on between me and uh... Kifu? We like to take chances a lot, lemme say." She raises a finger as I open the door, walking inside, then holding the door for her. "A~h, thank you~."

"No problem." I let the door close behind her. Junko's... in here. Huh. What I also don't expect to see in here is-.

"...Rajime." Alice. And Medicine. When'd they get here...? 

"Ah, hey Alice." I give her a wave, then raise a brow. Heiwa's just... stood, tilting her head. "What uh... brings you and Medicine here, exactly...?"

"We came by 'cause we found out what's in that cave." Medicine speaks up, seeming a lot more sedate than usual...? "...There was a centipede lady down there. She um... had a weird venom that I sort of abused."

"And, by abused, she means to say she used it so we could at least talk to her." Alice elaborates into what venom abuse means from Medicine. 

Centipede lady... Momoyo, right? "You two wouldn't happen to be talking about someone called Momoyo Himemushi, right...?"

"...As a matter of fact, yes, actually." Alice blinks at me. Junko seems somewhat invested in the conversation, but stays relatively quiet. "How do you know of her, exactly...?"

"Chimata told me about her." I say without skipping a beat. "Apparently she had a whole mining operation going on down there for Rainbow Dragon Gems, according to what Chimata wrote in this-" I raise Gensopedia from my bag. Oh, yeah, I still kept that on by the way. I'm not stupid. "-I'm pretty sure they're the reason the Ability Cards can do whatever they can do."

"...Ah." The puppeteer nods once. "Although, we were forced to fight her. Himemushi, I mean, she wouldn't have it any other way. Medicine, however, was quite brave when facing her alone. Then the venom abuse she mentioned happened, and that pretty much did Himemushi in. As it turns out, she can control the venom of an oomukade, too, not just poison." 

...Medicine did that, huh? I give the doll a neutral look, before smiling. "You did good, at least."

"Thanks..." She looks down, looking slightly awkward.

"...Alright, that's uh... That's cool and all, but..." Heiwa looks around at the other three in the room, brow raising in confusion. "...Who're uh... you three?"

Oh, right. "That's Alice." I gesture to Alice as I say this. "She's a puppeteer and a magician, she uh... helped me - or more like I helped her - regarding the Ability Card stuff. Medicine's the doll there, she's pretty much the same." I then gesture to Medicine. "...To be honest, we weren't friends at first, if anything she sort of hated me, but that's in the past." Then, I look at Junko. "And that's Junko. My caretaker, pretty much. She's a divine spirit of sorts."

"...I'd phrase it more as 'acting guardian', but I suppose caretaker would work fine also." Junko settles for being called 'caretaker'.

"A~h. I see." Heiwa nods once, then furrows her brows at Alice. "Wait, hold on. Alice? As in uh... Alice Margatroid?"

"...That would be me." Alice tilts her head. "Have you heard of me before?"

"Well, obviously, if I know your last name." Heiwa snorts, placing one hand on her hip. "I've namely heard of you through uh... Kifu, you know, the girl with the big wheel. Told me that if I ever got lost in the Forest of Magic or somethin', I should keep an eye out for you, your dolls, or your home in general. One because it acts as a reference and two because I know y'don't attack humans, because you were one."

"...Is that so? Hmm." Alice nods once, sighing. "You are quite correct, I don't attack humans meaninglessly unlike other youkai. If anything, I try and assist where possible. Kifujin must be quite knowledgeable on the Forest of Magic if she's giving you a reference to leave in the form of myself. As a matter of fact, what exactly would your name happen to be...?"

"Heiwa." Heiwa introduces herself, grinning. "Heiwa... uh... Rrr~iven. Heiwa Riven. Pleased to meet ya all."

Why did it sound like she wanted to say something else, instead of Riven, just then? 

"It's nice to make your acquaintance also." Alice nods, putting on a neutral smile.

Medicine just... sort of stares at her for a moment in contemplation. Heiwa, that is. "...I dunno if I can trust you, but... nice to meet you, I guess."

"I am pleased to meet you as well, Heiwa." Junko neutrally smiles, before raising a brow at her. "...Are you a human outsider like Rajime is?"

"I-... Huh, you can tell that?" Heiwa's... surprised. Wait, she's an outsider too, like Nero is...? "Damn, I thought having Kifu make me some more traditional clothes would've masked that sort of thing..."

"...I have a keen eye is all." Junko closes her eyes, still smiling.

"I couldn't even tell such a thing." Alice is also surprised, it seems. "How could you tell?"

"Outsiders have a certain... aura to them. An aura which my ability, of purifying anything, can pick up rather easily, unlike someone sensing magic from a human normally. Plus, it's far, far more reliable than magic sensing too. Outsiders are quite rife with their own impurities. This I had noticed with Rajime before, so it wasn't entirely that hard to put two and two together regarding Heiwa's identity."

"Well uh... you're right on the money, darn..." Heiwa rubs her chin. "Ah well, not that I care anymore. My outsider past's behind me, anyway... Oh-." She actually turns to me, raising a brow. "She said you're an outsider too, right?"

"...Yeah. There's another guy in here who's the same but a bit older than I am called Nero, who's also an outsider. Pretty sure he's a monk or something." I blink at her, wondering why she's asking that.

"...Monk?" Junko's ears perk up as she looks over at me, curious. "He wouldn't happen to be from that one temple, would he?"

"You mean Myouren Temple?" Alice blinks at Junko next.

"Yes, that one." Junko simply nods, still curious.

"Well, I have no clue what Myouren Temple is." I shrug. "...So I can't really tell that or not."

"...I'm pretty sure it's a Buddhist or whatever they called it place..." Medicine speaks up again, still sounding really tame. "Humans always had weird beliefs and stuff."

"The head priest of the temple is a woman called Byakuren Hijiri. I'm not sure if this Nero would have mentioned her or not, though." Alice also comments.

...Come to think of it. "He was with two other people. A girl called Ichirin who was also dressed like a Buddhist nun, like how Nero was dressed like a Buddhist monk, plus there was another girl called Futo there." I scratch my chin. Thinking on it even more... "Pretty sure Ichirin mentioned someone called Byakuren too, regarding how often Nero comes to the den."

"They're both from Myouren Temple, then." Alice abruptly settles on. "...Nero and Ichirin, that is. Ichirin I'm somewhat familiar with, though I've never heard or seen anyone called Nero whenever I had gone to the temple in recent times. He must be a recent monk to join the temple."

"Actually, the way he spoke makes me think he's been in Gensokyo for a while. Maybe you just never noticed him?" I also suggest, raising a brow. "I mean, he's a human, like me and Heiwa, after all."

"Possibly." Alice nods.

"...I'm amused as to how two Buddhists and a Taoist such as Mononobe can interact, personally." Junko comments, looking slightly more tired than before. "I've had my fair share of run-ins with the Taoists in Senkai. Especially the hermits."

Oh, right, Futo did mention Miko, as well as Tojiko and Seiga. I'm imagining Junko's had more run-ins with Seiga compared to any other Taoist, though. I wonder what Junko knows of them, though...?

"Though, I don't hold them in high regard either." Junko brings up. Oh...? 

"Yeah, hey, enough about religion. I don't ah... y'know, really affiliate with any religious factions. Shinto, Taoism, Buddhism, uh..." Heiwa looks at her hand, holding up three fingers as she counts religions. "...Y'know, I don't know if there's anything else."

"I'm fairly sure some people are atheists, so it's not as if you're forced to be religious in Gensokyo." Alice brings up a... pretty reasonable point.

"Can we stop talking about religion and stuff...? It's boring..." Medicine folds her arms.

"Right, right, uh..." Heiwa scratches the back of her head. "...Y'know, I don't want to leave Gensokyo. This place actually rules and I can do whatever the hell I want, so long as it doesn't break rules I am not aware of, or if I don't piss off any wild mooks. Besides, the outside sucks."

"...It does? I always thought a world without youkai would be quite peaceful compared to Gensokyo." Alice raises a brow, intrigued. Then, she looks at me for a second opinion. "Is it truly like that?"

"...Heiwa's not wrong." I agree, folding my arms and shrugging. "People are at each other's necks most of the time, plus the environment is being abused. Basically, not an ideal world out there."

"Right?" Heiwa grins, snorting. "S'why I like being here, no such thing as constant violence, but even when violence does happen, it's a damned beauty to look at. Not that I ah... do any fighting, mind you, I try to stay clear of it. Not worth the trouble, most of the time."

"Mmm." Junko stares out of a nearby window. Sometimes I feel like windows just appear for effect, and I don't know why I get that feeling. "...Quite."

"Regardless of such..." Alice clears her throat, catching my attention. "...You may see Himemushi come here today. Keyword being may. I'm not sure if she actually will or not, but she said she might."

Wait, here? I-... Oh. Yoko. Sannyo's not gonna be happy if Momoyo does show up...! "Uh... You do know one of the bookmakers here is a dragon, right?"

"I-." Alice pauses, raising her brows. "...Now I see the problem. It didn't occur to me at the time, but thinking on it now, maybe it wasn't the wisest of choices."

"Wait, wait, what's so bad about that?" Heiwa's confused, tilting her head.

"Momoyo Himemushi." I give her a name. "...She's an oomukade. They devour dragons."

...Her brows raise too as she snaps her fingers. "A~h. Gotcha."

"Though, if we're fortunate enough, she may not even notice Negai." Alice does bring up...? "If anything, she might come here to see you. What she told us was, and I'm quoting her on this, 'I might swing by the den when it's open t'see that Rajime kid ya mentioned'. Himemushi's words, not mine." 

...The fact Alice actually put on a slight accent to show that it was actually Momoyo who said that was funny. I'm pretty sure I could've gathered that much regardless, though... Oh well, needless accent is funny. But still. "...You told her about me... why, exactly?"

"It wasn't actually us!" Medicine cuts in, raising her hands. "It was this god lady with weird orbs in her hair!"

I-. Ah. Misumaru. "...Misumaru, then." I contemplate mentioning her connection to my family, but I figure that'd probably complicate things more than what's necessary. So I don't. "...I've talked with her before. Imposing woman, sort of blonde like I am, has a bunch of magatama, about a head shorter than me? Vaguely looks like Saikoro?"

"More or less." Alice nods once. Heiwa and Junko're just... listening. "...That description, however, is rather accurate."

"Y'know... She does sorta look kinda similar to that spider lady..." Medicine furrows her brows slowly. Oh, so I'm not the only one who thinks that, deep down, Saikoro and Misumaru look sort of similar after all.

...It didn't even occur to me that they look similar until I thought about it some more. Even then, they're still way different. Differences between a god and a youkai, after all, plus Misumaru's shorter and more well-mannered than Sai is. Saikoro is taller than I am. Junko, too. That's how tall she is. Pretty sure Oki's taller than Sai is, though. I'd put Oki at around... ten feet? Maybe? Saikoro at nine.

Height always was a funny thing. I'm abnormally tall for a girl, too. Still. "What did Misumaru exactly tell Momoyo about me?"

"That you're an outsider with an over-the-top amount of potential. That and the fact you're carrying a divine shield around like it's nothing." Alice summarises. Ah. "...She did briefly delve into your personality, though. It interested Himemushi as to how you even exist, and it even made her wonder if Tamatsukuri was merely making you up at first."

Oh. "My existence is questionable, then. That's nice." I nod, then pocket my hands. I wonder when my break-.

"He~y, Raji~me~." Shonin suddenly raises from the ground beside me.

"...Who is that?" Alice stares directly at Shonin, confused. Heiwa's also confused. So is Medicine.

...Oh, right, they've probably not met Shonin, have they...?

"Hi, I'm Shonin." Shonin introduces herself, nodding. "I'm the devil." Then she points at Medicine. "By the way, whoa~hoho, you've got a serious sin counter on you for the amount of poisoning you've done to humans in the past, like, eight or so years, bloody damn.

"...Thanks...?" Medicine's still confused.

"Or, more accurately, this is... Jigoku no Shonin. An acquaintance of mine and someone who is... extremely questionable." Junko sighs, pinching her temple. "She's the left-hand woman of the Goddess of Hell."

"O~h, Lucifer." Heiwa snaps her fingers, somehow understanding that. "...S'it alright if I call you Luci?"

"Sure." Shonin grins, shrugging. "I mean, I don't really care what you call me. Satan, Lucifer, Luci, Shonin, uh... what else do I go by? Demon? Devil? I dunno, something with 'D'."

"...Are all denizens of Hell like this?" Alice gives Junko a worried glance.

"I'm fairly sure this is because of Hecatia's influence over Shonin." Junko comments on Shonin's... nature. "...Or, so I think, at least.

"Yeah, anyways." Shonin snaps her fingers, focusing on me. "You're needed at your table. Fucking birds."

...Shonin. "...In descriptive words...?"

"Tengu! Y'know, the assholes who gossip a whole bunch and get real antsy you're on 'their' mountain, when really, it's a public space for anyone to use?" Shonin raises a brow.

"You could... uh... do with being less vulgar." I scratch my neck.

"Hey, it's just who I am." Shonin shrugs. "Now go to... uh... table!"

She waves her hand and-.

Fwash!

 


 

Fwash!

I-.

...

She teleported me. To my table. How did she just... do that? S-... Should I be concerned...?!

"...Ah, how convenient." I hear someone speak. Their voice sounds... sweet, yet there's a hint of something else. I look up from my confused state to see three people. I-.... I'm still on break, right?

Anyways, I uh... take a look at the three people in front of me. All three are women, obviously, but they seem pretty... off, for some reason. They're all tengu from what I can tell, since they've got the little hat thing on, as well as the pointy ears, but no fluffy balls. The one that spoke is this woman with earth green hair and bright blue eyes. I swear those're glowing too. The hat she wears is like... a crown, of some sort. A small crown, that's bright green. 

She does wear pretty regal-looking grey robes, which are particularly fuzzy, though, but there's a moth pattern all over it. She's also wearing a cape that splits down the middle, with a pattern of moth wings on either side. There's also the matter of her very fuzzy collar, but she has a hammer tucked into her pocket. It's a small hammer, but the hammer part itself is like... made of this weird white stone. As in, the hammer part is white, whilst the stick is normal.

...Second, there's this extremely regal woman. She's wearing an actual crown alongside a fiery red hat... thing. The crown she's wearing looks like bull horns, but she's got the same eyes as the other woman in green and grey. Bright blue. She's wearing a... very formal-looking dress too, with sword patterns lining it. The swords are curved at the end. There's some sort of miasma around her, too, in the form of sparkly black bubbles... 

On her back are three mighty swords. They're jagged, glow a faint green, red, and yellow, plus they're the same design as the ones on her dress. They're like... extremely straight, yet curved just enough to make them unique from other swords. They've also got a jagged part towards the top part facing towards its wielder, but I'm not sure what the use of that is...? I swear there's some kind of inscriptions running along the blades, too... Uh... Like the other woman, she's also wearing a cape, with a very miasmic pattern on it. 

Basically, those two look strange, but the third person? Well, for one, they're wearing pretty revealing clothing which, fortunately, covers their chest and upper legs entirely. Their stomach and lower legs, however, are bare. She's wearing some kind of coat which she keeps unbuttoned for some reason or another, which is white in design, with the buttons being black. Her face, though...

...It's covered in that miasma stuff the other woman has, mostly. But her eyes're pure white. She's clearly a tengu, though, with the pointy ears, as well as the deep blue hat thing... I should really find out what those're called, at some point. Her hair, unlike her eyes, is jet black. The only way I can tell it's hair and not miasma is because of the texture and colouring.

...I notice the fact theres a sickle and several hooks protruding from her coat pockets, too. Huh. Strange woman.

Anyways...! "Can... I help you three...?"

"Yes, as a matter of fact." The black-haired woman immediately speaks, standing up straight. "Lady Auresh is looking for Iizunamaru. She knows that great tengu is here and wishes to have words."

Lady Auresh...? I just tilt my head.

"Chijo, dear, calm yourself." The red-haired woman raises a hand, as the black-haired miasma tengu girl relaxes slightly. "Where are our manners? The boy is clearly confused, he's just met us, and all."

"Yes, quite so." The tengu with the moth-like patterns smirks, snickering to herself. Why does it feel like she's up to something? 

"Uh... Yeah, I just got teleported by a devil to my table, so..." I awkwardly scratch the back of my head.

"The same devil that was wandering around earlier like a maniac?" The red-haired woman raises a brow. "I believe her name was... Shonin, wasn't it?"

"Yeah, that's her..." I sigh. "She's a bit of a handful."

"Believe me, I am quite aware." The woman sighs, before clearing her throat. "Still, I am Boryoku no Auresh. Or, simply put, 'Lady Auresh', as my dear Chijo referred to me as. On this note... Chijo-chan, be a dear and introduce yourself."

"By your honour, Lady Auresh." 'Chijo' does a slight bow, turning to me properly with her blank eyes. "...Chijo Him-... No, Chijo Kinotamashi. My apologies, I am still getting used to... not using my former last name."

"Former last name?" I tilt my head again, looking between Auresh and Chijo.

"Oh, yes." Auresh smirks. "Chijo is one of my many Tarnished. In basic terms, a Tarnished is what one would get if a tengu were to fall to my ability, which is to tarnish tengu. The classification and type of tengu they were matters not when they are a Tarnished. My dear Chijo-chan is special, as she can grant freedom to others, no matter who or what they are. As such, all the Tarnished serving under myself are quite free individuals, so they are not mindless slaves to my will."

"And... how many Tarnished are there?" I'm curious...

"A few hundred." Auresh says without hesitation. "Perhaps a thousand? There are quite a lot of tengu on Youkai Mountain, but most of these Tarnished are ones I have culminated prior to the movement from the outside into Gensokyo. My dear Chijo-chan, however, was a more recent Tarnished. I only tarnished her a few years ago, perhaps two or three. Hence her still getting used to her new name, Kinotamashi."

"All Tarnished follow my will, however. Even the eldest ones." Chijo straightens her... questionable attire. The only thing keeping her chest hidden is blue bindings and she has a short, blue skirt on, which is a bit too short I think. "However, Tarnished numbers aside... Lady Sathona, would you mind...?"

"Why, of course." Sathona does a small bow too, smiling sweetly, which has some hidden intention behind it. "How do you fare? I am Mamoru no Sathona. Or, Lady Sathona, as Chijo-chan calls me. We may not share a last name, though me and Auresh are sisters. She is older than I am, of course, but I am more... how do I say, cunning?"

"I prefer being upfront and applying what I refer to as 'sword logic'. For an example of this 'logic', say two people fight. One falls, whilst the other survives. My 'sword logic' will apply and grant the victor the strength of the loser... This only works if I am spectating the match or taking part myself. I am undefeated in a sword duel, however, and I intend to remain this way for the rest of time. In a sense, as long as I am present somewhere nearby, sword logic will always apply."

"...Ah." I nod once. "Well, my name's... uh... Rajime Naga." I do a slightly awkward bow, which I feel a hand on my shoulder.

"Stop, that's not how you bow." I hear Chijo speak, correcting my posture in some places, moving my arms and what-not. Bend straight forward at a slight angle, whilst lowering your legs. The way you're doing it is that you're leaning too far forward, whilst barely bending your legs whatsoever. And whilst you're bending, make sure your face is staring directly down at the ground. Plus, your arms are to remain straight."

I... uh... huh. I hear Auresh snort. "Chijo, leave the boy alone, he means well enough. He's not used to figures like myself showing up is all."

"Though, it is quite a shame Shivu cannot attend." Sathona speaks up about someone else named Shivu. "I'm sure she would have found these dens to be quite the enjoyable sort of chaos."

"You know exactly what would happen if we did bring Shivu along." Auresh rolls her eyes at her sister, placing her hands behind her back. "Shivu's high amounts of carnage would destroy the dens, then we would be blamed."

"Hmm, true, I suppose." Sathona sighs, reluctantly slouching her shoulders. "Then again, Shivu always was the type to avoid public places such as this."

"...That she was." Auresh gives a brief laugh, before grinning. "But alas, she cannot be here, and that is final. Now then..." She focuses on me. "...Where exactly is Iizunamaru? Megumu Iizunamaru, I mean, the chief of the crow tengu. You're aware of who I'm talking about, correct?"

Uh... "Yeah. I'm pretty sure she's here somewhere... Why're you asking, anyway?" I decide to tilt my head.

"That is strictly confidentia-." Chijo is about to speak, when Auresh raises a hand, silencing Chijo before she could finish her sentence. "...Lady Auresh?"

"There's no harm in telling him." Auresh maintains a neutral look. "I have some very stern words for Iizunamaru regarding what is considered my territory and what is Tenma's. The details of this meeting are strictly business-related, alongside territory."

...Oh, territory disputes. Fun. "Pretty sure I saw her over that way...?" I gesture over to Saikoro's table. I look over too, and ah...

Oh.

Megumu's actually still there. So are all of the other tengu that were with her, as well as Tsukasa.

"Oh? Excellent." Auresh grins, placing her hands behind her back. "Sathona, Chijo-chan, come. We're to have words with Iizunamaru... Though, this opportunity may be a good thing too, since I see exactly who I think I see over there."

"A~h...?" Chijo's 'brows' raise at one of the tengu there. I'm pretty sure she's looking at the girl in purple and black. "Hatate...?"

Oh. She's named Hatate, apparently. That's nice.

"Oho, is that Dezain...?" Sathona's eyes also literally light up when she sees-... Wait, did she just say Dezain? She's looking at the tengu in blue that's like Megumu, but not.

"You, boy." Auresh points at me, before gesturing towards herself. "Come with us. This may be an exchange you wish to see."

...Um? "Alright, sure, I guess...?" I awkwardly follow them over. Part of me is curious as to how this exchange'll go, but... another part of me is slightly worried, since this is a territory dispute.

The moment we... uh... actually approach Sai's table, Auresh immediately brings her hands together and claps once. "Iizunamaru."

Literally everyone at the table, even Saikoro, stops to look at Auresh because of the volume of her clap. Megumu, however, is the first to speak. "What? I'm here f-... Ah. Auresh."

"O~h, looks like someone's in trouble~." The girl with the camera from before gains a surprisingly smarmy grin.

"Be silent." Megumu raises her hand, glaring at her fellow tengu for a moment, before focusing on Auresh more. "...What is it that you want, if it's disrupting one of my few free days?"

Saikoro spares me a confused glance, I just shrug at her, then she nods, listening.

...No idea why we just had that brief gesture exchange either.

Tsukasa also looks at me, raising a brow in interest, but doesn't say anything that'd give her looking at me away.

"...I've come to offer some specific words for you. Whatever Tenma wants with my territory, my hill, tell that accursed chief of yours that I will remain where I am situated, alongside my Tarnished, and I will remain steadfast with what I see as my land. That hill is mine and it will always be mine." Auresh gains a very serious tone, staring directly into Megumu's eyes. Not in a good way, either...!

"...Is that what this is about?" Megumu tilts her head, before snorting. "Sure, some scouts may have been sent over there, but we haven't done anything to harm you."

"Scouts that I would have tarnished, yet I didn't." Auresh points out, putting her hands behind her back in a regal fashion. "...And, said scouts never returned, did they?"

"...No. I believe I have you to blame for their lack of return?" Megumu asks Auresh, looking more stern than before.

"Oh, no, believe me, I would never do such a thing as preventing them from going home." Auresh scoffs, then glances at Sathona. "My sister, however, who I'm sure everyone at this table, barring the dealer there, knows? She was the first one to notice these scouts, and she dealt with them as she saw necessary, even if she is more of a nomad compared to us territorial types."

"Mmm, quite so." Sathona places her hands together, giving a very eerie smile. "I did, how do you say, 'deal' with them, but not in the way you would expect of a lowly tengu who doesn't stand under any banner of her own or anyone else's such as myself."

"Oh, this might be some pretty good content for my paper, actually..." The girl with the camera mutters, pulling out a notepad and a pen, beginning to scribble furiously.

"Wh-." The girl in purple looks over at the camera tengu, raising her brows. "Oh, no, you're not!" Then she proceeds to do the exact same.

Suddenly, both of their notepads are snatched by Chijo with a very fast hook snatch. I'm... not sure how she just did that without hurting anyone, but... it's cool, I guess? The camera girl's first to complain, pouting. "Hey, what gives?!"

"This is not a matter for you both to start gossip over, Shameimaru. Himekaidou. Honestly..." Chijo pinches her temple, before passing them back their notepads, albeit both have a hook mark in some pages. "It's strictly confidential, too." She also gives me some last names... Making the purple girl 'Hatate Himekaidou', I'm pretty sure, and the camera girl... 'Shameimaru'...?

...Why's that name sound so familiar? Shameimaru, Shameimaru...

Oh. Aya Shameimaru. That's where I've heard that name before. I-. Ah. The tengu with the red hat is Aya. 

...Well this totally isn't awkward. This is one of those moments where you know someone's name although they know nothing about you...

Anyways. "Um... Y-Yeah." Dezain, who also applies to that statement, speaks up, awkwardly looking between Aya and Hatate. "I-I sort of gathered it w-was confidential when I noticed that Auresh was, um-."

"Dezain, be quiet." Megumu shushes her immediately, confirming that this is, in fact, Shinjitsu no Dezain. She actually seems more pleasant than Megumu does, comparing how the two speak and act, which is exactly like Chimata said. It also makes it pretty apparent that Dezain really is a half-human half-tengu hybrid. "Don't concern yourself with these matters..." Megumu continues, before raising a brow at Sathona. "...What did you exactly do to those scouts?"

"Oh, what indeed? Well, naturally, I did interrogate them at first." Sathona places her arms behind her back, still remaining really eerie. "They said they were there to make sure the tarnished were, in their words, 'not up to anything'. How stupid of them, and of Tenma, really. Auresh would never lash out or do something silly like an invasion of Youkai Mountain. I would know, I'm far superior in terms of intelligence compared to Auresh, too. I know how she acts and everything."

"...Yes, that aside, such is the agreement I made with Tenma a very, very long time ago." Auresh sounds neutral, whilst also sounding pretty furious. How does she do that...? "That, however, doesn't explain why they were on my hill, trying to scout out my village and my people."

Tsukasa's still just looking at me. "Kasa-chan, what are you-?" Megumu seems to notice this as well, before looking at me. "...Ah, aren't you the man from yesterday? The one who came around looking for me and that god with the magician, doll, and maneki-neko?"

...Uh. I just nod. Slowly. I don't say anything because I don't want to give Megumu-

"Oh, he works here, actually. As of yesterday." Saikoro provides information 'helpfully'. "He's an outsider too."

-too much information about me... Nevermind. Saikoro just gave her everything she needed to know. Why would you say that. I mean, she didn't give her my name at least, but...

"...How interesting." Megumu nods once, before furrowing her brows at me. "I don't believe you ever introduced yourself, did you?"

"...I go by Rajanaga-san whilst I'm at the den. So, just call me Rajanaga, or something." I tell her, pocketing my hands. Don't use my actual name.

Auresh gives an approving nod, but doesn't say anything. I think it's because I refused to tell Megumu my actual name...?

"I see." The great tengu nods again, before glancing at Aya. It's at this moment that I notice Aya is also focused on me.

"...Shameimaru, it would be wise for you to not act up, at this moment." Chijo immediately says something to her, going serious.

"Uh-huh, but what about after this?" She raises a brow at Chijo, grinning expectantly.

...Chijo, please.

"I... see no issues with after this meeting..." Chijo sighs. I-. You've forsaken me.

"...Aya, I swear you have a problem." Hatate also sighs, giving Aya a glance too. Still not sure how to feel about the fact Aya is here, because of what Sodatsu and Alice told me about her the other day, but... hopefully it doesn't go too badly?

"And that's why the Bunbumaru's better than... uh... whatever your thing was called again." Aya smugly turns to Hatate, grinning, who looks about ready to start fighting. Hatate, I mean.

"Your paper, if it can even be called such a thing, can wait for later, Shameimaru." Auresh raises a hand, waving Aya off, then does the same for Hatate. "Himekaidou, calm yourself too, it would be unbecoming of yourself. Now..." Clearing her throat, she then focuses on Megumu. "...Why were there tengu scouts on my hill, Iizunamaru?"

"It's pretty much as Sathona said. They were just trying to keep an eye on you and your... ensemble of Tarnished." Megumu returns her gaze to Auresh, then looks over at Sathona. "What I want to know is what you did with the scouts."

"I specialise in all sorts of witchcraft, as you know. I could have done anything your little minds could think of, maybe even more." Sathona chuckles... pretty menacingly...? "I could have killed them, yes, but where's the fun in that? I could have made them my familiars, servants, in fact, I could have broken their minds. Driven them over the edge of insanity and into a plunge of existential crises. Ahahaha... The possibilities are endlessly amusing to me."

"T-That's... That's not..." Dezain stares at Sathona, with her breathing growing more unstable. "W-Why would you do that...?!"

"Why not?" Sathona simply smiles, looming over Dezain. "They were invading upon my space, alongside my sister's. Although our bond as sisters isn't very strong, we do respect one another. I'm sure you would know such a thing, Deza-chan."

"Don't call her that." Megumu glares at Sathona, putting a hand on Dezain's shoulder...? "I thought you'd said you'd leave her alone, ever since that day came."

'That day'...?

Auresh has her brow raised now. "...Sathona, what did you... do to the half-breed, exactly? She seems traumatised by something you did."

"Don't call her that either." Megumu proceeds to glare at Auresh next.

But, ignoring the great tengu, Sathona elaborates. "Oh, it was a few decades ago... Two, perhaps three even. I'm sure you lot know what I'm talking about." She gestures at Aya, then Hatate, then notices Chijo's confusion as well as mine, Saikoro's, and Tsukasa's. "However, poor Chijo had her memories... broken, when Auresh freed her." Then she looks at me and Saikoro. "And you two obviously don't have the faintest clue as to what I'm talking about, though it's not a thing spoken of outside of Youkai Mountain's tengu society." Then, she looks at Tsukasa. "And you-..."

...She pauses, staring at Tsukasa for a moment, her eyes shifting as if she... recognises Tsukasa?

"...Can I help you?" Tsukasa asks her after said moment passes.

"Hmm? Oh, it's nothing, you merely reminded me of someone..." Sathona shakes her head, then smirks. "But, as I was saying, you obviously have no idea what I've done in the past either. Now th-."

"Rajime, your services are needed~!" I hear Chimata call out for me from... somewhere.

...God. Well-. God does mean Chimata in that instance, so, uh-...

...Actually, that works regardless, nevermind.

"Ah. Rajime, then." Megumu smirks at me, before raising a brow. "Still, made an acquaintance with her, have you? Be off then, do whatever you want, it's none of my concern."

"O~h, this might be juicier than I first thought!" Aya grins ferociously, before pointing a pen at me. "You and I're gonna have some words later!"

Oh, great. Ignoring that, I just... sigh. "...Excuse me, I'm needed, as you heard."

"Mmm, very well, you're dismissed then." Auresh sighs. "I do wish to talk later, however. Something about your... 'nature' merely caught my eye."

...Okay, sure. I just nod at her before moving back to where my table is-...

Who... are these two? They're like... two women, but something is off with them. They look completely different in every aspect, though. Including quality. One seems to be dressed a lot more... how do I say, expensively? The other looks really poor...

Alright, let me just... go over descriptions. One seems younger than the other, so let's focus on the younger one first. It's an orange-eyed girl with long... amberish light-brown hair. Part of said hair is shaped like drills, plus there's red ribbons in them. Attire-wise, it's a purple wide-sleeved coat that she's wearing, which looks pretty expensive, as well as a short light-pink dress held with a black belt. She's also wearing brown boots, and uh... sunglasses.

S-... She's wearing sunglasses. Indoors. She's got a small top hat on too, and uh... a pretty expensive-looking bag by her side, among various golden accessories like bracelets, necklaces, earrings... Mind you, they all have gems in. So, basically, your average rich girl on the outside. That's honestly the best way to describe her. She also looks pretty gaudy in both appearance and expression, so...

The other one, however, seems... somewhat older? I mean, she seems a lot more timid compared to the other girl. She's got blue eyes and... slightly darker blue hair. It flows like a flame or something, plus there's a ribbon in her hair. Other than that, she's dressed in a grey hoodie, which is weird attire for Gensokyo but alright, and a blue semi-transparent skirt. Also there's bills covering her body declaring... what is that, debt? On her shoulder's a small black cat plush thing, and a broken bowl...

Also she's not wearing shoes. I don't even see any pairs of shoes near her. I-... Huh.

So, basically, that's what I mean. One looks overly rich and the other looks overly poor.

...Well then. Clearing my throat, I take a seat opposite them. "Ah, sorry for the wait, I just got roped up in some shenanigans with tengu."

"Yeah, really kept us waiting, huh?" The orange-haired girl glares at me. I-. Wow. She's snappy. She reminds me of Trish, for some reason.

"J-Joon, I-I don't think he meant-." The blue-haired girl's about to speak, but the orange-haired girl suddenly turns to her, raising a finger. I'm also given a name. 'Joon'.

"Hey, Shion. Be quiet." Joon tells her, before looking back at me. That gives me a name for the other girl, too. "So what's the deal with this then, huh? Some new craze or whatever?"

"Well... It's a card game." I shrug, looking at the sign near enough to me. "It's honestly pretty fun if you know how to play it, but it might also seem pretty... you know, overwhelming, because there's so much information to take in. So-."

"Yeah, don't care, we already read the rules." Joon places her hands on the table, cutting me off, then just slides eight-thousand yen over. I-. Ah, Chimata said she'd consider making one-thousand yen the bare minimum deposit, right...? That means... she's paying four-thousand for both herself and Shion. I see. 

"A-Actually, I'm-." Shion tries to speak-.

"We've read them." Joon insists, staring at the older girl expectantly.

"O-Oh, right..." Shion slouches slightly. I... feel pretty bad for her, honestly.

...Okay. I get ready to hand out cards-.

"Mind if two more join? This isn't full, right?" Suddenly, Aikido just appears in one of the seats, grinning.

"Actually-." Joon's about to speak, before I cough loudly to make her stop.

"My table, my rules." I bring up, before grinning. "Sure thing... Wait, where's the other person?"

"That would be me." Suddenly, Akane also appears. I-. Ah, that's nice. "How are you?"

"Fine enough." I shrug, watching them both produce four-thousand yen each. How much did they pay attention to that little conversation from before...? Between Joon, me, and Shion, that is.

...The order from left-to-right is Akane, followed by Joon, Shion, then Aikido. Meaning five turns in a single round, the order being me, followed by Aikido, Shion, Joon, and lastly, Akane.

Pretty sure going last means you're at more of an advantage compared to everyone else, since you know what they'll play if they use a card to attack.

"I'm assuming you all know the rules, right?" I tilt my head, getting nods from everyone else. Okay, good, that saves the explanation.

Anyways, uh... I go to shuffle the cards but I end up... accidentally fumbling and dropping them all over the table, and one particular card-.

Thwick!

"N-Ngh..." It somehow ends up nailing Shion square in the cheek, making her flinch. I-. How the hell did that just happen...? I just dropped the cards. Did one just rebound off of the table in almost comical fashion and do that...?

"...Ah-." Aikido nearly laughs but holds off from it, looking at the girl. "Are you alright?"

"Y-Yes, I just, u-um..." Shion awkwardly stares down at the mess of cards on the table. "W-Wait, aren't these those... Ability Cards...?"

"They're what's used to play the game. Still, sorry, that's my bad." I collect all the cards, sighing as I actually manage to shuffle them. "...Don't know how that card hit you in the face, but still, sorry."

"I-It's alright, I'm used to stuff like that..." She looks away, but I swear I saw a small smile on her face because of my apology.

"Yeah, Shion's like, super unlucky. Stuff like that's really normal for her, believe me. Totally not anything weird going on, trust me." Joon also cuts in with her own comment.

...Akane raises a brow, then looks at Shion. I can tell she has something hidden behind her expression. "...You should get that checked out, I believe. It may be the result of, say, a poverty god taking a hold of your soul. Unless you are one, then in which case, it's understandable."

Wh-. A poverty god. Those actually exist...?

Then, Akane looks at Joon, keeping the same expression. "Though, with how extravagant you look, it makes me think you're a pestilence god of some kind too. Either that, or you're quite the spendthrift."

"Duh, see these?" She taps all her golden accessories. "These cost way more than your life ever will, kitty."

"So you claim." Akane keeps her cool, snorting. 

"...Tammy-san, please refrain from making other patrons aggrevated in some way." Aikido sighs, pinching her temple. "I'm sure Rajanaga-san doesn't like that either."

"...Okay, question, who the hell was that last person you mentioned?" Joon raises a brow.

"That'd be me." I reason, finally passing out cards with a lot more speed compared to when I did it with Nero, Ichirin, and Futo.

...Some cards go flying off the table, sadly, but I didn't think they would go off the table. Sure, I'm doing it faster, but I swear I'm using the same force as usual.

"Nfh-." One somehow manages to hit Shion pretty hard on the forehead. I-. Okay, that's... not normal. That's pretty worrying if that's what her misfortune can do...

Let's just... try and ignore that, get the game going...

 


 

Okay, I swear there's something weird going on. Very misfortunate things keep happening that throw the game off slightly, such as Akane accidentally revealing her entire hand at one point, Aikido stretching and accidentally hitting Shion on the back of the head, uh... Joon looks like she's struggling to keep a hold of her cards.

...Also, whenever I deal cards, they either go flying off the table, or hit someone in the face, usually Shion.

...

Basically, it's been non-stop Shion abuse with a side of seemingly normal accidents. That's... the best way I can describe it. I think.

"So what exactly's the deal with you two?" Aikido looks between Shion and Joon, keeping the former upright after that accidental head whack. Shion's just in pain constantly, and it's honestly making me feel really bad as a result. And by 'feel really bad', I mean I want to give her a sympathy hug or something. I was always that sorta guy, thinking about it. "The way you two act is one thing, but..."

"Huh? Oh, Shion's my older, good-for-n-... Actually, no, she is good for something, sometimes, but still, she's my sister." Joon spills the beans about what's going on between her and Shion. "I mean, do you expect someone like me to hang around garbage like her if she wasn't important to me?"

I-. Oi. "Hey, don't talk about your sister like that. If my sister heard me say that, she'd be pretty angry and upset." I frown, shaking my head.

"Uh-huh, yeah, but that's your sister." Joon points out, sneering. "I'm pretty sure Shion likes being treated as trash too."

"W-Well, not all the time, but..." Shion looks down at her hand for a moment, seeming pretty hesitant about saying anything else.

"Shion, you're literally a hobo. The only reason you're playing this right now is because of my brilliant schemes to get rich really quick." Joon stares at her sister dryly, who just goes quiet and slouches.

"On the contrary, I feel like the power of wealth has gotten into your head." Akane presents a pretty good point. "...Money can control people. Wealth, power, fame, any of it can, it's corrupting. Why-."

"Yeah, I don't care about your stories, grandma." Joon deadpans at her next, before playing a water card with four attack points to... well, attack Akane. "Besides, it's not a problem if I don't acknowledge it as that."

"T-... That's literally what a problem is." Aikido is baffled. I am, too, but..

"...Back to the whole 'Shion is garbage' thing, though..." I clear my throat. "...I don't see anyone as garbage. Nobody at this table, not myself, nobody. Ever. We have our flaws, sure, but nothing'll change the fact we're still people, right? With personalities, hopes, dreams, and-."

"Yeah, I don't really care about that either. The only thing I care about is money and how rich people are." Joon snaps her fingers, stopping me from saying anymore. Or, so she thinks.

"...Even though we have our own problems, we can still fix them, if we try hard enough. If we can't fix them, we find workarounds. If we can't find that, then... we just try our best to limit it." I shrug, watching Akane place down an electric card with six attack points, damaging Joon by two. "Like, say, you and money. I'm pretty sure that'll always be your biggest problem, because judging from the type of clothing you wear, you must be spending a lot of money, at a pretty alarming rate. So what if we're unlucky? We all have our down days."

"...You know, he has a point." Aikido comments, looking at Joon. "That does seem to be a major flaw on your part."

"Yeah, right, as if you're one to talk about judging from clothing." Joon points a finger at me, before moving said finger up and down. "How much does all that cost you, then? Those all look hand-made to me."

"Oh, my clothes, huh?" I grin, before chuckling. "Barely anything. Only thing I bought were my shorts, since I can't really sew those, but they're cheap and I take good care of them. So are my shoes. Aside from that, though, I sew. My shirt's handmade, as are my hat and ribbons, though. And the scarf was a gift from someone else."

"...You can sew?" Akane's surprised at my competence.

"Yeah, surprising, ain't it? A guy sewing." I hold my grin, before contemplating what to do next. The game's pretty close right now. Everyone is low on life points. Basically, everyone has two.

Joon, however, is just in shock upon hearing that my clothes don't even cost anything. "You-. You do realise you could make a profit if you actually sold clothes, right?"

"Yeah, I know. And I don't care." I keep a neutral look. "Sewing's a hobby of mine anyway. I'm surprisingly creative, I'll have you know. Hell, I can cook independently, which is rare in of itself."

Shion looks like she's just... had a revelation of some kind. "You... d-do all that, on your own...? You must be p-pretty lucky, t-to have everything you need. I-I can't... have any of that..."

"I could sew a scarf or something for you, if you wanted. I mean, you've gotta be pretty cold in just that hoodie and skirt, right?" I ask her, slightly concerned.

"W-Wait, you'd do that for me...?" Shion's really surprised now.

"Uh, yeah, are you kidding me?" Joon has her brow raised. "You'd give her something like that?"

"I'm quite familiar with him as a person." Akane smiles warmly, looking around the table for a moment, before continuing. "It's in his nature. Rajanaga-san is quite a friendly man, deep down, and he tries to help whoever he can, wherever he can. His willingness to sew a scarf for you, Shion, is proof of this."

"Yeah, what she said." I nod, attacking Joon with an earth card that has an attack power of six. 

She looks down at the card I just played, then scowls, dropping the hand she has on the table. Literally nothing counters the card I just played. I-. Wow. "Fuck."

"H-Hey, Joon, d-don't be mad-." Shion flinches at her sister's words.

"Shut up, Shion, this doesn't involve you." Joon just... tells her to be quiet.

"You know, you should respect your sister a little more, thinking about it." I speak up, folding my arms. "I have a really awkward relationship with my sister, as in, we don't really do things the other's interested in. And besides, if you're acting like this, you won't miss her until it's too late to begin doing so. If something happens, of course."

"Sure, and I'm just supposed to take your word for it?" Joon raises a brow at me, obviously not interested in the conversation at hand. "Because the way I see it, I have no reason to believe you."

"...I know for a fact he's speaking from experience, actually." Akane speaks up, smugly smiling. "He doesn't have just one sister, either, he has two and another brother."

"And, to my knowledge, his older sister's the only one in Gensokyo." Aikido finishes for the kitsune, clearing her throat. "His other two siblings are... well, I have no idea where. I don't think he does, either."

As Joon just blinks at them both cutting in like that, I speak next. "You should... uh... take a step outside or something. Take a breath of fresh air. Usually helps with thoughts, I'd know."

"Look, 'buddy', you sure as hell aren't telling me what to do, but..." Joon spares her sister a glance, before groaning. "Fine. Damned game was rigged anyway..."

I'm gonna pretend that she didn't say that, just then. When she gets up and leaves the table, my focus is immediately on Shion. "Are... you alright with her saying all that about you?"

"Huh...?" She stares at me in vague surprise for a moment, contemplating it, before frowning. "Well, not really in public, b-but... I know she doesn't mean it deep down..."

"How do you even put up with her?" Akane asks the moment she's sure Joon is out of earshot. "It must be quite strainin on yourself. Does it not make you feel indignant?"

"W-Well..." Shion pauses for a moment, anxiously looking between me and Akane for a moment, before Aikido puts her hand on her shoulder calmly, surprisingly not hurting Shion in some way in the process.

"It's alright to speak what's on your mind. What's said at this table, stays at this table. Your sister isn't here to hear it either, if that's what you're worried about." Aikido tells her with a small smile. "Besides, we're all friends here."

"I-... Friends...?" The concept of being friends seems alien to her. "W-We're... friends?" Does she not have many friends, or something...?

"...Yeah?" I tilt my head. "It's common decency to consider people friends at first if you don't know them, or that's the way I like to see it at least."

"That, however, is simply his naivette speaking." Akane casually smiles. "...Though I am willing to agree with him here. What makes you stay with your sister, so much?"

"C-Common decency..." Shion echoes my words momentarily, before looking... slightly happier? "Yeah... Yeah, you're right, I-... I think."

Oh, there we go. "So what's the scoop, then?"

"I just... I want Joon to change. I-. I know she can, it's j-just..." Shion looks down at the table, seeming slightly unsure again regarding continuing, but does so regardless. "S-She calls me all sorts, poor, trash, p-peasant, disgusting, smelly... I-I guess those are true, b-but... I can't help it, I just d-don't want to see her getting into too much trouble..."

"And you still believe she can change, even if she's calling you all sorts?" Aikido's surprised to hear this, but sounds interested regardless. "That shows you aren't a complete pushover, at least. Shows resilience."

"I-I guess it does..." She awkwardly laughs, thinking about it.

Might as well offer my two pence, or whatever the hell that saying is at this point. "You're a good big sister, from the sounds of it. Concerned about Joon, even if she doesn't seemingly accept that concern, but you want her to change, and you'll keep pursuing it." I give her a smile, placing my deck down on the table. "I'm backing out of the game."

"H-... Huh?" Shion stares at me, surprised. I'm hoping Akane and Aikido get the memo, too...

"As a matter of fact..." Akane sighs, placing her cards down too. "...I did just want to chat to Rajanaga-san, initially, but I suppose this will do instead. What about you, Kurayami-san?"

"W-What are you guys-...?" Shion's really confused, looking at Akane now.

"I will retreat also." Aikido smiles, placing her cards down, patting Shion on the back lightly. "I suppose this means you win, correct?"

"I-... I won...?" Shion blinks a few times, in shock. "W-Wait, I won...?!"

"Well, it's more akin to us backing down out of respect for you, but yes, you could call it a victory on your part." Akane gives a sweet smile, but she's hiding something beneath that smile. "I suppose you rarely get something going right like this, considering you're a poverty god and all."

"W-Wait, w-when'd you figure t-that out...?" Shion blinks, staring at Akane in surprise. Wait, she's actually a god?! I just thought she was a really unlucky person...!

"Oh, I knew the entire time. I know you're a poverty god and that your sister is a pestilence god. Your names were familiar to me, so I searched my mind until I came to that bizarre 'Perfect Possession' incident a few years back. I must say, that was quite a show." Akane chuckles slightly deviously, before standing. "Oki~!"

"Nya~h?" Okinaneko bounds out from nearby, carrying a very large pot of money. W-Why's that so full...?! "You ra~ng, Tammy-sa~n?"

"The girl here needs her winnings." Akane gestures to Shion, then looks at me. "...Twenty-four-thousand, correct?"

"Yeah, that's right." I nod at her, folding my arms.

"Twenty-four-thousand~?" Oki gives Shion a smile, before somehow producing the twenty-four-thousand out of seemingly nowhere. She... didn't even reach into the pot of money. Where'd she get that from...? "Don't spend it all in one place~."

"U-Um... Thanks..." Shion stares at the money in her hand, amazed. "I-I've never held this much money before...!"

"Come, we're going to talk with your sister, now." Aikido begins guiding Shion in a direction.

"W-What? Um, alright...?" Shion accepts this, following Aikido as the two walk elsewhere in the den.

Akane turns to look at me, grinning. "It has been nice talking, Rajime... And as much as I would love to catch up with what you've been up to overnight, I'm afraid the opportunity of seeing one sister talk to another about their treatment is quite the show and far more important."

"It's alright." I nod at her, smiling back. "Talk to you later?"

"Of course." With that, Akane goes in the direction Aikido and Shion went.

...

Well, that was a nice encounter. Bit strange at first, but nice. Shion sorta reminds me of myself, being so reserved-looking and nervous. I was like that at one point, hell, I barely had any friends outside of Gensokyo, be it ones from school or otherwise. Joon also reminds me of Trish, personality-wise.

Anyways... I start organising and cleaning up, shuffling all the cards into the deck yet again.

You know, this game is actually really fun when it's not overly complicated. Maybe I should make this my-... No, Chimata said this was a special thing for whenever a market was opened here... or something like that, anyway.

Still, maybe I could use the Ability Cards for something else... Just a thought, at least.

"Hey, kiddo, need some more tea?" Shonin appears beside me, carrying some cups of Sinsoul around. The tea is, like, black, but I can tell it's pretty fresh judging from the steam coming off of it. "Like, dude, I got so much of it."

"...Yeah, sure. Thanks Shonin." I accept a cup gladly, taking a sip of the scalding hot apple-flavoured tea. It still baffles me as to how the apple flavour is natural.

"Don't mention it. But uh... y'know, it looks like it's gonna rain soon." Shonin comments, looking at a nearby window. I do too, noticing a whole bunch of dark clouds ahead. "Not sure if that was forecasted by that weird-ass statue in that village or whatever, but hey, we're indoors, and we're up on a mountain. Might ah... you know, complicate getting home though. I-. Actually, wait, no, I can just warp you there, then warp Junko after you, then ah... bing bong, I'm there too. Oh, and that fox girl you're with, as well as the rainbow god. Hey, actually, quick question, the hell do rainbows represent outside Gensokyo? I know in Hell we use it to ah... address gay people. I mean, hey, they're happy."

"...Honestly it's the same in the outside world." I lean back. "But there's a whole lot more sexualities than just 'gay'. There's bisexuality and pansexuals."

"...The fuck is a pansexual? Do those guys, like, violate frying pans or something?" Shonin is confused by the prospect of pansexuals. That is also a sentence I never thought I would hear.

"Nn-... No." I sigh. "...I'm one of them. Pansexuals are people who just love anyone regardless of who they are."

"O~h, that makes sense, right, gotcha." Shonin somehow snaps her fingers, before thinking. "...Dunno, feel like that Chimata lady's one too. What with the whole rainbow thing and what-not."

Really? "What gives you that impression?"

"I mean, she's so polite, like, all of the time. Gives me serious 'I will like you if you're not a tengu' vibes. I say that, since, uh, I overheard her ranting to herself about tengu earlier." Shonin gives her reasoning for believing so.

Oh. "Well, that's fair. She does give those vibes off, when you mention it..." I tilt my head left and right a few times, before nodding.

"Yeah, anyways, when the cloud isn't being angry and unleashing its mother-load, I got some stuff I wanna teach ya later. Also, uh... don't go out in the rain. Or try not to focus on the noise of rain, at least." Shonin warns me...?

"Why not? I feel like focusing on the noise of rain'd help me, since it makes me a lot more focused. It also creates ambience..." I stare at her in confusion.

"Yeah, but it might make you, like, too focused. So just don't." Shonin still doesn't want me listening to rain...? Alright, sure, I guess... "Anyways, bye~."

...And she's gone.

...

Well the-.

"Hey, brother." Suddenly, someone sits at the table, making me jump and focus on them.

It's a... human, I think. But they're dressed like a youkai...? I mean, they've got this weird jade mask on that hides most of their face, plus their eyes look golden beneath it. They're also dressed like they're prepared for a mountain climb. Warm, fuzzy clothing, with multiple layers. I see a few knives and supplies here and there tucked beneath their clothes. I can't make much else out about their features, aside from the fact their clothes are black with a luminescent green snake pattern lining it every now and then. They've also got fuzzy shoulder pads on that remind me of bear fur, for some reason.

Other than that, they're wearing a coat, another coat beneath that coat, and baggy, durable-looking black pants. It's all black, with the emerald-like snake pattern, as well as gloves with snakes on both palms. They've also got a red bandana hiding their hair, which works surprisingly well with the mask. They're also wearing heavy boots. They're showing literally none of their skin.

Um... "Can I help you...?" I tilt my head at them. "Have you come to play?"

"Play this here card game of yours?" They look up at the signs, then snort. "Nah, just came for a chat. Name's uh... actually, nah, not telling you my actual name just yet. That'd be suicide. But y'can call me The Renegade. Or maybe Dredgen fits better, I dunno."

...Dredgen. I... know exactly who those types of people are. "...You do know what 'Dredgen' means, right?"

"Oo~h, someone got that. Man, you're the only person I've told my alias to that actually knows what Dredgen means... Or, pretty much, what it means in the thing I took it from. Not an original title, but it'll have to work, since it hides my identity pretty damned well." Dredgen snorts, folding their arms. "Specifically, I came to ah... y'know, talk business."

"Talk business about...?" I tilt my head slightly.

"A little 'game' of mine I got cooked up." Dredgen leans forward slightly, pointing a finger to me. "...A 'game' that's pretty welcomin' of humans and gods. I'd be a bit nervous if a youkai were t'learn of my little games, but... if they come with a human or a god, then I guess I can let it slide, since I'll know they won't attack me then. I can tell you're a human too, even among all the youkai of this here den."

"...Uh-huh." I stare at them for a moment, slightly interested. "What's this 'game' you're talking about?"

"Glad you're interested, at least. S'called 'Sweepstakes'... or that's what I like to call it, at least." They give me a name, before presumably grinning, judging from the way they're sat right now. "Look, I can tell you got some kinda potential buried in there somewhere, too. I'm imaginin' you probably need some grounds to ah... let it loose, so to speak. Heh... Then we come to Sweepstakes, my little scheme where you get to cut loose with three other participants, alongside gettin' some sweet loot outta it, if you try hard enough."

Loot? "Loot meaning, exactly...?"

"Y'know, equipment, materials, weapons, armour, clothes sometimes, ah... Items, really, it can be anythin' you can think of, since the place my game takes place in is rife with those. Hell you might even find an upgrade for that shield of yours under the table. Gotta say, that thing looks real nifty." Dredgen points under the table towards Aegis. "Might find an upgrade or two for that thing in Sweepstakes."

"Really?" I blink in surprise, more interested than before. "Where exactly does it take place?"

"Now that's the spirit!" They laugh, before snapping their fingers. "Y'see, I've not settled on an ah... an exact place yet, but I'm thinkin' about settin' up shop somewhere... hidden, if y'catch my drift. Maybe on the Sanzu River, maybe in Hell itself, maybe a~h... Maybe in plain sight, but disguise it as somethin' innocent. Little things, y'know? Besides, I'm not lyin' about the loot part. I've done the tests and everythin', each time I did a test run of Sweepstakes, I found at least somethin' worth keeping. I got the concept of the game down too, it's just a matter of settin' up shop. But when I find a location, brother, you'll be the first t'know."

...Then, they pause, realising something. "...Actually, hey, before I just go around calling you 'brother' all the time and what-not, what's your name, exactly? First name only, that's all I need. Trust." They place a hand to their chest.

"...Rajime." I raise a brow at them. "Why do you just need my first name?"

"So I know who the hell I'm talkin' to next time, obviously." Dredgen snorts, leaning back slightly.

"W-What's this about a game...?" Yoko suddenly steps up to the table, curious.

"Oh, hey, wish-grantin' sister." Dredgen casually waves at her, making Yoko pause.

"H-How do you know about that-?" Yoko seems... afraid.

"Ah, I'm just sort of familiar with your kin. Wish dragons, right?" Dredgen somehow snaps their fingers despite wearing gloves, slightly intimidating Yoko who just... nods hesitantly. "Right, cool. Anyway... This game a' mine, which I was just tellin' to Rajime here, is Sweepstakes. A game that, well, you can take real powerful stuff home from." 

"Like an item that might help with... um... an issue r-regarding my wishes?" Yoko perks up, now intrigued.

"I mean, yeah, maybe. Depends on how lucky you are though. That's the aim of Sweepstakes, you get stuff, I get stuff. It's a win-win, sister." Dredgen keeps their relatively passive attitude. "I mean, sometimes you're gonna have to dig to get stuff, if y'dig that. Or you might find it laying around. Hell, you might even accidentally walk into some stuff at one point. All up t'luck and fate."

"Hmm..." Yoko scratches her chin, thinking on it. "K-Kifu would... um... probably be r-really good at that game, she's the luckiest out of all t-the other dealers... N-No offence meant, Rajanaga, I just, um..."

"None taken." I place my arms at the table.

"Heh, the Wheel of Fortune lady?" Dredgen chuckles. "Yeah, people with high amounts of good fortune like her might make the game a bit, y'know, too trivial... Or so it'd seem, at least."

"What's that supposed to mean?" I furrow my brows, confused.

"Uh, y'see, in Sweepstakes... Through, ah, some unspecified means... People's abilities get flipped on their head. So, let's say, ah... one friendly fella can create anything. When they're in Sweepstakes, their ability completely flips, meanin' they can destroy anything whilst in Sweepstakes. It goes the same way for someone who can destroy anythin', they'd end up bein' able to create anythin'. Another example could be, uh... y'know, growing in size. They'd only be able to shrink if they tried to grow, but if they tried to shrink, they'd grow. Catch my drift on this?"

"Ah, I understand, then..." Yoko's eyes light up. "My ability would actually work properly for once...!"

"Oh, right, the monkey's paws in your wishes..." I nod in understanding. 

"Well, you'd grant the wish without any monkey's paw, but grantin' wishes in Sweepstakes is ah... slightly complicated. Not a matter I'm willin' to disclose until y'try your hand at it, anyway, sister." Dredgen snaps their fingers again. Somehow.

"...The hell's all this talk about grantin' wishes?" Someone else steps up to the table, taking a seat. 

It's a woman with longish steely-blue hair. As in, it looks like metal. Or coloured like it, anyway. Her eyes're also the same colour. Uh... she's carrying a pickax and shovel. Those look lie they're made of brass, too... or something similar. Their colouring's like brass, at least.

Clothes-wise, she's surprisingly informal, since all she's wearing is a black shirt and skirt with yellow highlights along both. But there's also these emerald-green chain-links running along the edges of the fabric, which're also being worn as a belt in one instance. There's also bows coiled and wrapped around her arms and legs, with a big one on her back. 

...Looks sort of like a centipede, the closer I look. I notice that one strand of her hair sticks up like a fang, too...?

"Well, this table's gettin' a bit crowded now, but what the hell." Dredgen's fine with this newcomer joining the table.

...I look over at Sannyo for a brief moment. She's squinting at the new figure pretty hard, for whatever reason...? Hmm...

"U-Um... Hello." Yoko awkwardly greets the new person.

"Hey-..." The woman pauses, raising a brow as she starts sniffing the air and looking at Yoko. "...You a dragon by any chance?"

"W-What?" Yoko's confused, but then nods slowly. "Y-Yeah, I am, actually... Why're you asking...?"

"Oh." She nods, before grinning and leaning creepily close to her. "Then ya'd probably be better off knowin' that I'm an oomukade." 

"W-Wait, an oomukade-?!" Yoko jumps back, immediately alarmed.

"Ah, chill ya whiskers. Didn't come here 'cause I smelt ya, I already ate today anyway." She snorts, which... sort of helps calm Yoko down, as she takes a seat again. "...Sorta came here in search of someone, actually."

Wait... Oomukade... Is this Momoyo? She's... a lot more informal than I expected, for a creature that eats dragons. Then again, I guess she is a centipede.

"A-Alright... B-But you can't eat me, though, b-because multiple people'd h-have something to say about that." Yoko gives a brief glance at Sannyo, who's now glaring at who I think is Momoyo. 

"Oh, you're one of the domesticated types." The oomukade snorts. "Yeah, guess that would complicate things, huh? Usually ignore those complications most of the time, but ah... not here. Can't really ignore 'em here either."

"Y'know, I have always wondered what dragon tastes like." Dredgen abruptly questions the taste of dragons, for some reason.

"W-We don't taste very-." Yoko's about to speak but-.

"They taste real damn good. Especially considerin' all the strength they got, that's more energy for me to use, as well as it bein' way more fillin' the stronger a dragon is." The tool-carrying woman actually replies to Dredgen, giving a somewhat biased answer. Because, you know, she eats dragons. "Dragon meat's tender as all hell when you burn it the right way. Real juicy, too."

"...C-Can we not talk about that...?" Yoko whines, looking at me for help.

Right, right. "Yeah, don't creep Yoko out. First off, what's your name?" I decide to ask her, just for the sole purpose of confirming. 

"Momoyo." She confirms, before grinning. "Now that I've ah... answered, that, y'mind helpin' me out with an interest of mine? Ain't anythin' regarding dragons, it's about someone who should be at this damn den today, but I can't see anyone who fits the description of the person I'm after."

So this is Momoyo, then. "...Do you know the name of this person?" I raise a brow. I know who she's looking for, because it's probably me, going off of Alice's warning from before.

"As a matter of fact, yeah." Momoyo nods, adjusting her grip on her tools slightly. "Some guy named Rajime. Think they look somewhat like you, if I'm rememberin' what that god said."

I still don't know why Misumaru told Momoyo about me, but... I guess? 

Yoko immediately looks somewhat amused and surprised, looking between me and Momoyo for a brief moment. Dredgen also seems pretty surprised. I say 'seems', since I can't get a read on that guy, if they're even a guy.

...Whoever Dredgen is, they can really hide their identity well, I'll say. They're... probably a human. Actually, no, they should be, if their alias is anything to go off of. Meaning they're most likely an outsider like me, Nero, and Heiwa are.

"So, uh... y'seen or heard anybody by that name around here?" Momoyo asks me specifically, looking really lost. "Because believe me, I've looked everywhere. Up, down, all around, all that crap."

"...I might know where he is." I decide to do a minor amount of tomfoolery. Nobody scares Yoko like that, by the way, honour among bookies and all.

...That and Yoko's sort of Sannyo's daughter, so that's also influencing my decision to mess around with Momoyo a bit.

"Wait, really?" Momoyo's grin picks up again. "Y'know where he is?"

"Yes, he's closer than you think." I nod once. Yoko seems more amused now.

"The hell's that supposed to mean?" Momoyo does not catch the hint. Wow. "If y'mean 'he's in the den', dumbass, I've already looked."

...

Okay, to hell with it. "I'm Rajime. I'm surprised you didn't put two and two together." I fold my arms.

"I-. Wait, you're Rajime?!" She double-takes. "You... uh... huh. Y'look different than what they told me. I was expectin' a guy with a bit more bulk on his muscle 'n what-not, you're just uh... pretty frail, 'n skinny. I swear, you punchin' me wouldn't even disturb my skin, that's how weak you look. The hell did that god mean by strong potential, then...?"

"Physically, no, I'm not strong. Magically, however, I am. Though it entirely depends on the circumstances." I point out for her. "...'Strong' doesn't just apply to body strength. Also applies to mental strength."

"Oh, that's what she meant, then. Huh. Yeah, guess that makes some kinda sense..." Momoyo scratches her chin in thought for a moment, thinking. "So the hell d'you do for magic, then?"

"...Creating elements, I'm pretty sure. I don't have the best grasp on my ability, though, since it's sort of all over the place... I do distinctly remember casting some kind of ice, electric, and wind magic, though." As I begin explaining, I notice that Momoyo raises her pickax for whatever reason, and decides to swing it at me-. "Wait wh-."

Clang!

On impulse, my hand shot up and formed a very thick-looking metal sheet to stop it from taking my eye out or something. "What was that for?!" I decide to ask Momoyo, startled and confused...! Who just does that to someone...?!

"Just testin' if they were lyin' or not." Momoyo gives a very bad reason. T-... That's not an excuse to almost maim someone with a pickax. "Guess they weren't."

"Oo~h, creatin' stuff." Dredgen claps once. "Fancy. Lemme see that metal for a sec, would ya?"

Uh...? I manage to unwedge the metal from the pickax, because it fortunately didn't embed itself very deep, handing it to Dredgen so they can look it over. "What do you want with it...?"

"This metal... S'top-notch. Better than anything you'd get anywhere else." Dredgen comments on it, looking the sheet over. "Thick, too. Real good for makin' weapons from. Or tools, like, say, a shovel." 

"...Y'know, that metal might actually be better than what my tools're currently made of." Momoyo compares the material of her tools to the metal sheet I made. "Looks way tougher, probably better for diggin' out tunnels 'n what-not. Looks perfect, aside from the small hole I made. Hmm... Y'know-."

She goes to swing again, but my hand immediately grabs the pickax without hurting my hand in the process, and-.

Fwoom !

It's on fire. Momoyo stares at it for a brief moment. "...Oh. You control what you make element-wise, then. Damn, thought I could've abused that t'get more metal sheets like that one..."

"Actually, I don't control it." I declare that I have no control over the elements or essences formed. Is it elements and essences? I think it is, actually... Oh well, using 'elements' as a general term works just fine, I'm pretty sure.

"...Wait, so y'don't control it?" I've somehow confused Momoyo again, since she looks up at me from patting the flames on her pickax out. Still not sure why she decided swinging at me was a good idea, but... eh. She does seem pretty simple-minded, but I guess she is a centipede.

"Nope." I fold my arms, shrugging lightly. "Up to six things determine that it even triggers. Instincts was the one that made it do... that, just then, spawning the metal sheet and lighting your tool on fire. The other five're adoration, desperation, fear, justice, and hope. Last one's important."

"Ah... M-Maybe I could alter your ability with my own...?" Yoko suddenly gets an idea, seeming pretty intent. "A-All you need to do is just wish it, i-I just, um..."

"While I would do that, the monkey's paws in your wishes exist too, remember?" I remind her of the twists that come with her wish-granting.

"O-Oh, right, I forgot about that..." Yoko deflates as Momoyo takes a slight interest in that, taking the sheet from Dredgen before pocketing it.

"Y'mean t'say something's busted with your natural ability t'grant wishes?" Momoyo raises a brow. "...Pretty sure the better control ya kin has over your ah... abilities, the better you lot taste. Pretty sure that's how it works. I mean, I could be wrong, I could take a slight nibble of ya right now 'n prove it."

"Um... Please don't." Yoko shakes her head, wincing. "T-That'd feel weird, especially with your... um... v-venom."

"Oh, so y'know 'bout that too, huh?" Momoyo grins, leaning slightly closer to her. "...I like your nerve, kid, even if you're a real young one. You're not one of those cowards that try t'run away or hide, you're actually talkin' to me. Ha, maybe I should do that sometimes, talk with my prey before guttin' em. How old are ya, anyway? I'm presumin' about twenty, which means you're pretty damned young for a dragon."

"I-I'm... not answering that question." Yoko shakes her head. I just shake my head too before Momoyo can try and get an answer from me.

"Heh, right, anyway." Momoyo turns to me. "I'm keepin' that metal by the way, I can use it." Then, she turns to Dredgen, confused. "...Alright, hell was that about before I crashed the party? Heard somethin' 'bout diggin' stuff, that right?"

"Bingo, centipede sister." Dredgen snorts, snapping their fingers yet again somehow. "S'a game of mine called Sweepstakes. Seein' as how you're seemingly neutral to Rajime there, I'm willin' to let you in on my scheme too."

"...Uh-huh, go on." Momoyo's interest has been caught...

"There's a whole lot of fightin' involved, but y'also get to take home these real nifty materials and equipment, all that stuff. Hell, you might find stuff better than what you're carryin' right there." Dredgen suddenly brings up the fact fighting is involved. "Well, actually, ah... fightin' sorta depends on who y'meet in Sweepstakes. Enemies become friends, friends become enemies. Everythin' in there's flipped on its head."

"Alright, I'm sold." Momoyo slams her hands on the table. "I've been wantin' another good scrap since that puppeteer and doll came my way! Physical or danmaku, I don't care!"

"O~h, that's the spirit!" Amused, Dredgen claps. "I like that. If y'prefer physical, with a li'l mix of danmaku in there, then Sweepstakes is definitely up your alley, sister." They then lace their hands together enthusiastically, rubbing them as they look at the three of us. "I'll be in touch when I get the location for my ah... hideout, if y'wanna call it that. That hideout's where I'll send you lot into where Sweepstakes'll take place."

"I could dig you a den out or somethin', actually." Momoyo points out, smugly grinning. "I'll have y'know I can dig a mean den, but I'm expectin' to play that game of yours first as payment. Really sounds like my thing if I'm diggin' for valuables and what-not whilst fightin'."

"Y'know, I wouldn't be opposed to taking part in this... As long as I can exclusively gather things and avoid fighting..." I voice my opinion, bringing a hand to my chin to give it some thought.

"Yeah, y'could do that. Sweepstakes supports a whole bunch of different mindsets and playstyles. I mean, anythin' can happen, and y'should learn to adapt your statregy or whatever on the fly." The Dregden brings up casually, leaning back. "And, sister, I appreciate the offer t'help. Might take you up on that."

"Neat." Momoyo grins, before looking at Yoko. "Okay, what 'bout you?"

"M-... Me-?" Yoko's shocked to be asked for her say. "W-Well, I'm not into direct fighting, b-but..."

"Sweepstakes welcomes anyone. Give it some thought, alright?" Dredgen snaps their fingers at her, presumably grinning.

...Well. As they continue to talk about Sweepstakes, I look around the den, before noticing something... odd.

What's odd? Well, three people just came out of a door, leading to an empty back room. Now, normally, nothing would be out of the ordinary, but I swear I've not seen anybody go in there. Like, at all. It's directly across from me, too.

What's weirder is that one of them isn't even walking. They're in a big chair. Not a wheelchair, no, an actual chair. Like... a throne, of some kind. 

Also the two people with her are dressed the exact same, the only difference between them only really being their hair, eye, and outfit colours. One's wearing green and the other pink, as well as their eye colour which matches their clothes. There's also the fact they're carrying a different type of plant. One's a bamboo stalk and the other's some kind of herb, which I think is a ginger plant.

...Their hair's slightly different-coloured, looking closer. One's got light green hair and the other light ginger. Both have the same long hairstyle, though...

As I said, same outfits. One's wearing a mainly pink outfit with some yellow parts and a few white spaces in the form of an apron and collar, whilst the other wears a mostly green dress with red in some places, having the same apron and collar combo...

They seem to be wearing hats that look like shoes too.

Meanwhile, the lady in the floating chair looks... far different. She's blonde like I am, but her hair's really long. Sort of like Junko's thinking about it... She's got yellow eyes. What is it with people having their hair and eyes be the same colour, anyway? Regardless, though, she looks pretty similar to Junko, build-wise and attire-wise. It's... oddly disturbing to me.

Obviously they're different, hair and eye colour and all, but if you don't look closely, you might pass her off as Junko. Hmm. 

Clothes-wise, she's got a yellow-orange tabard on with a white top underneath. She also seems to be wearing sleevelets of the same colour as her tabard. Huh...

I can see a star pattern on that tabard. Looks like some kind of specific constellation, I think? I mean, I don't know the exact constellation, but it's too specific to not point out. Other than that, she's wearing a green skirt and boots. That's it-... Actually, no, there's a beige-brown hat on her head that vaguely looks like a crab.

...That reminds me of Nero's joke with a crab being on Futo's hat earlier.

Still, they're weird. Why'd they come in from a back room?

"Hey, brother, hell're you-?" Dredgen looks over at the three I'm looking at, before they... seem alarmed? Dredgen, I mean. "Ah. Uh... huh. Alright, look, maybe I can't 'sactly stay her any longer... For safety reasons, of course."

"H-Huh? What?" Yoko looks at them in confusion, before looking at the trio also. Her expression immediately gives off more unease compared to when she's talking to Momoyo. "W-What's t-this feeling I'm getting...?"

"Alright, what's got your panties in a twist?" Momoyo looks between all three of us, before also looking at the trio. "...Oh, yeah, that's why. Huh. Those guys do feel pretty powerful, 'specially the lady in the chair. Normally I'd be willin' to scrap, but uh..." She looks around. "...Collateral damage."

"Yeah, uh..." Dredgen looks around for a moment, worried, before hastily standing up. "Look, I gotta go. Centipede sister, uh... Momoyo, right? Mind comin' with me? I need t'go over with ya the exact amount of... specifications I need for this den."

"...Sure. Dunno what the hell's got you so worried, but alright." Momoyo also stands, patting her pickax on her back as she turns to me, grabbing her shovel which she briefly put down. "Y'know, I did want to mess around with that potential of yours, but business is business, y'know? Oh-. And if y'see Chimata at any point, tell her t'come to the Rainbow Dragon Cave later today. Got somethin' I want to show her."

...Uh? "Sure thing." I nod at her, watching her begin to walk off.

"I'll wait for ya outside. Y'look like you've got somethin' to say." Momoyo regards Dredgen, before leaving.

"Right, right, uh..." Dredgen focuses on me. I can tell they're really set off by something, they look... restless, even if it's hard to tell. "Look, brother, words of advice. Be as vague as y'can soon. See that lady in the chair over there?" They ask me, to which I nod slowly. What're they getting at...? "That's a sage. I can't really let her see me, 'cause then she'll think I'm up t'somethin'."

"A-A Sage of Gensokyo...?!" Yoko stands up, immediately alarmed as she retreats. "O-Oh, no, I was never here...!"

...Huh? I watch her go off in confusion as Dredgen snorts. "Well, have fun. I gotta jet. Busy plans 'n all."

...Then they leave too, leaving just me again.

Sage of Gensokyo, huh...? I wonder what she's here for, then-.

"Greetings." My thoughts're interrupted by a rather... neutral voice. As in, it's neutral in tone, but there's something else there. Confidence, obviously, but also a faint tone of seriousness. Hmm. Anyways, who spoke-...

I look up and see the supposed Sage of Gensokyo, along with the two girls that were with her. Oh. 

...

Maybe it is good Dredgen left, then. B-But more importantly...! I need to not let my nerves get to me, since this woman is, I'm assuming, someone very important. "Can... I help you?" 

"You're Rajime, aren't you? One of the three recent outsiders that caught our master's eye?" The one in green speaks up, somehow immediately making things far more tense with one sentence. Well, more like two, but-!

"...Mai. I believe I decided on a far more calm approach, as opposed to being blunt." The sage turns to the one in green, who has now been named Mai, looking slightly annoyed... but then she calms down. "...Though, I suppose being this blunt does streamline things considerably."

"A-Apologies, Okina-sama, I just believed that would be easier..." Mai apologises awkwardly, bowing her head.

"We~ll, it actually was easier..." The pink one speaks with a pretty gentle tone, who I don't have a name for. I do have a name for the sage. 'Okina'-...

...Hold on, didn't Flandre's entry mention someone called Okina? I'm pretty sure it did, somewhere... And while I would check right now, it'd be incredibly awkward, because Okina's right there.

"Though, regardless of the fact." Okina focuses on me again, turning away from Mai. "...You are Rajime, aren't you? You haven't hit your head, or suffered any sort of memory loss, correct? I'd appreciate an answer, too."

Giving an answer is easier said than done, if you know exactly who you're talking to, sort of...! 

Taking a moment, I breathe in, then nod. "...Yes, that's... right." I try to take on as much of a formal tone as I possibly can. 

"Wonderful, so you do remember your own name." Okina smiles, before looking around. "...Though, I would prefer some privacy for our conversation. Satono, Mai, go talk with the owner of this den and tell her I'm borrowing Rajime temporarily, would you?"

"Of course, Okina-sama!" They both nod, quickly making their way over to Sannyo... who's in the room directly behind me.

"Come, whilst we have some semblance of actual peace and quiet." Okina, still in that chair, floats over to the nearest back room which I'm pretty sure is empty. Of course, I open the door, since... well, I'm imagining it'd be slightly awkward for her to do so. Sitting down in a chair does that. Regardless, I let her in... "My thanks. You did that without the need for my prompting, so well done. Humans would typically only care about opening the door for themselves, which is quite impolite."

"...It's... common sense to hold the door open for someone." I sigh, still on-edge since... you know, this is a sage. 

"Mmm, true, I suppose." She chuckles, floating in before landing. There's just three other chairs in here which seem strangely yet conveniently set up so that there's two on one side, one being on either end of where Okina landed, and one on the other side, sat on its lonesome. "But, you know, there's no need to be so nervous. I have no intention of doing anything which you would be against such as, say, hurting or abducting you. It's simply not in my nature to do so, either."

"Y-Yeah, but..." I blink for a moment, taking a seat. "I-It's still nerve-wracking, talking to someone like you..."

"...How do you mean?" I've made her curious. "So far, I've not given off any hints towards my actual identity, aside from Mai mentioning my name."

"...You're... a sage, aren't you?" I ask her. I'm mostly going off of what Dredgen told me, but...

"Oh?" She's... surprised, but still interested. "And, pray tell, how exactly did you get to such a conclusion? I'm neither confirming or denying that, but that's quite a conclusion to come to, especially presuming if you are correct in such a guess."

"Well, I just..." I think about it. Dredgen seemed to react really badly to her presence, Yoko looked incredibly uneasy when staring at Okina, and Momoyo pointed out how strong she felt, just from a glance. "Assumed something like that?" I'm not mentioning the fact Dredgen told me she's a sage, either. "I mean, barely anybody flies around sitting down, but... There were three people with me before you and the other two... well, approached me. One seemed really worried about you being here, another felt very uneasy, and the third could tell how powerful you seemed. That, p-pretty much, just says 'sage' to me, or s-someone of importance, at the very least... I-I mean, I also noticed you come out of that other back room, so..."

...

"...Well-deducted on your end, then." She claps, impressed. "Yes, as a matter of fact, I am a sage. Though, let's save the introductions for when my servants return to me. Of course, all three of us know you're Rajime. But whilst we have the time, I figured that I may as well explain why I am here."

...Um... "And those reasons... w-would be, exactly...?"

"For one, recent events performed by a certain individual who I can't particularly name at this moment time, have forced me to reveal myself to you earlier than I wished to. This was, of course, all because they failed to simply follow the plans I had laid out, and took too many steps at once." Okina elaborates slightly. "...The purpose of my visit, however, is a simple check-in. Normally, someone called Yukari Yakumo, if you're familiar with who she is, would drop in. She tends to do so with outsiders, but since your circumstances are so... unique, compared to any other outsider before you, I'm here instead."

...Then, she smirks. "As a matter of fact, I believe Yakumo's conversing with your sister at this very moment in time. Tricia, was it not?"

"She goes by Trish, but... yeah." I nod slowly, confused... Wait-. "I'm familiar with Yukari too, but... she's talking with Trish? Right now?"

"I have reason to believe so, yes." Okina nods once, resting her head in one of her hands. "As for your friend... Well, I'm not too sure what Yakumo plans to do with him. She may just leave him be, she may bother him, she may do anything. I do believe he's in well enough hands right now, however, since he's with a vampire I had acquainted myself with temporarily at one point."

"Flandre, yeah, I know who s-she is..." I rub my arm awkwardly, looking around the room. "I've met her, actually."

"So you have." Okina sounds like she knew that I would say that, for some reason. "I have been watching, however. I've noticed your knack for making... odd acquaintances. Namely, your ties to Hell. Personally I don't want too much of Hell spreading into Gensokyo, but I've recently settled to myself that I can allow some residents to come and go to Gensokyo how they please. Namely, some of the yakuza families situated down there, alongside its goddess. Her 'favourite' lampad I'm fine with, even if she may be afraid of me which I entirely intended on doing. Just to send a message to Hell at the time, though."

Wait, that means Okina's interacted with Piece... Maybe I could ask Piece about Okina when I see her next, depending if she's willing to talk about her. Because, as Okina said, she's apparently scared of the sage...

"...I'm also fine with that devil who's in this den right at this moment." Okina comments on the existence of Shonin. "Personally, the higher-ranking officials of Hell baffle me at times. They're particularly informal, casual, and ignorant. Then again, Hieropha did cause a revolution which made Hell change from a strict society designed to punish sinners, to a far more lenient society that allows sinners to indulge as they please, whilst reforming them. Hieropha, who I'm sure you're familiar with, is the one who brought about the substantial overhaul to the systems of Hell. But, enough of that." She sighs, shaking her head. "How are you finding Gensokyo, exactly?"

This question again...? Doremy asked me the same thing earlier, didn't she...? I think she did, anyway. "I'm finding it pretty well, even if I almost got maimed a few times along the way, be it from a r-random youkai or my own... uh... idiocy."

"On the contrary, I believe you can be quite a cunning individual, should you put your mind to it." Okina abruptly gives me a compliment, for whatever reason. "You're creative, for one, in how you approach things. If anything, your entire personality is a stark contrast to the systems that essentially binds Gensokyo."

"...I am...?" I don't believe that for some reason, even though she's probably the best person to hear that from... I mean, I was always a stickler for rules, so...

"You might not see it as such, but higher beings like myself do. You aren't particularly bound by the Spell Card system to an extent. Outsiders are usually considered exempt from such regardless." Okina brings up, still seeming neutral. "...It's why youkai attack outsiders without danmaku. They just assume the outsider can't fight back and that they're easy pickings. Clearly, you have some knack for getting out of particularly hairy situations too. I did see how you worded your way out of having yourself fight, such as with Melancholy, and in one particular instance, you took it upon yourself to prevent conflict between two people, by taking a certain action. Such is an admirable quality."

...I guess she might be right...

"I'm normal, though." I pocket my hands as I lean back in my chair. "Outside of the odd magic I can do, I don't... really stand out. At all."

"You're obviously not seeing the bigger picture, then." Sighing, she shakes her head. "You see, nobody in Gensokyo merely talks things out without some kind of exchange, be it violent or otherwise. You, however, don't resort to violence whatsoever, no matter what." ...I almost did at one point against Rumia, but my life was on the line, so I made an exception there. "You don't intentionally harm people, and if you do bring harm, you apologise and make it up the best you possibly can. I know these things are a part of your personality. You're a very sympathetic individual who cares for others who cannot care for themselves. People could learn a lot from you, even higher beings like gods. Such is the case with that god of the markets. Such is the case with that kuda-gitsune you talked into assisting you. Such is the case with that sagacious spirit you're residing with. Such is the case with that doll you have doubting existence. Such is the case with the Flower Master of Four Seasons. Do you understand? You get people to doubt their ways. Take notice of lesser things like empathy and compassion."

...Wow. That's a lot of words to say, but... it's easy enough to understand.

Watching my face shift in understanding, she nods. "You seem to understand more, at least. You can be a teacher if need be, you merely don't recognise what it is you're teaching someone. To some, you're expendable. Unimportant. To others, with keen eyes, they see you as important. But to the very few who understand where you come from entirely, such as myself, you can be a particular inspiration and catalyst for change."

"A catalyst for change..." I echo her words. I like the ring of that... "...I always... did want people, and the world by extension, to change. Even if I was standing on my own more often than not."

"That is true, yes." Okina nods again. How much does she know of me...? "If you're wondering, I've kept an eye on you for quite a while now. Studied you, discovered what makes you tick, the minor quirks of your personality and being, all of it. It's fascinating to watch a human grow on their own, without mine or anybody else's intervention. You always did seem to be a highly adaptable individual."

"Okay, b-but... for how long, exactly?" I nervously ask her, since she never specified for how long.

"...The specific length is a secret for me to keep. I can, however, tell you that it was before you moved to Japan. Or, rather, moved back to your homeland." Okina tells me somewhat of the length she was watching me before... "...Your family did have a habit of praising me, every now and then, for being able to keep their greatest secrets. I am a secret god, after all... Though I suppose I'm not so much of a secret at this moment now, am I?"

"N-... Not really." I tilt my head. "I-I mean, you showed yourself, and all.."

"Hm, hm... At least you're not overreacting to this situation, at the very least." Okina removes her head from her hand, sitting upright in her chair as she seems slightly impatient. "...Surely, it shouldn't take Satono and Mai this long to explain that I'm temporarily borrowing you, either..."

"Satono and Mai... Those're the two girls that were um... with you, right?" I ask her, just to make sure.

"Indeed. They're my servants, as a matter of fact." Okina points out to me. "...You heard how they both addressed me. It's with the amount of respect a butler or maid has for their master. It's akin to that knife-throwing maid and her vampire mistress, but also similar to that friend of yours and the younger Scarlet. He's her butler, after all, is he not?"

"...Yeah." I nod slowly. "I don't know how he got into that position, but... if it helps him to socialise, then so be it, right?"

"Meaning to say he didn't have many friends outside of you and your sister?" Okina expresses her interest.

"In a sense, yeah, I guess." I confirm...

She nods in silence, considering this information and muttering something under her breath, as I just... look out of the nearest window.

I-. It's raining. Shonin wasn't kidding, it's pretty dark out there for this time of day...

"...I don't believe it was supposed to rain today." Okina speaks up on the rain too, staring outside alongside me. "But even with the Dragon Statue in the village being able to predict weather, weather still is quite unpredictable. Sometimes it could snow or hail when you least expect it. Other times, it may be overly dry and sunny instead. But some other times, it could be extremely windy, so much so, one would mistake it for a typhoon. It's not as if Gensokyo suffers from natural disasters, however. It's my role as a sage to make sure everything flows smoothly."

...Huh.

"...Why're you telling me all this, anyway?" I decide to ask her. "I mean, surely you'd wait until your servants are back, or you just wouldn't tell me anything at all, right?"

"Normally, I would wait for Satono and Mai, but I have been wanting to converse with you in the hopes of learning more about you as an individual." Okina neutrally smiles. "...I can see my judgement of your character was perfectly correct, at least. You help others and you consider the best options for everyone involved, focusing on those and relentlessly pursuing them, no matter the cost or toll brought upon you. You're a very easily approachable figure, as very accepting one too. Even with the likes of finding out that poverty god was, well, a poverty god, you still accepted her and even considered her a friend, despite her being nothing but bad luck." ...Then, she raises a finger, intrigued. "However, your interactions with her were particularly interesting. You didn't suffer from overwhelming bad luck around her, unlike anybody else when they interact with her. If anything, with you around, only she seemed to be the one suffering from misfortune, but even then, it was a lot more minor than normal."

Wait, what...? "Meaning to say a lot worse happens around Shion...?" I raise a brow, concerned yet interested.

"Quite so. There's no end to it for her." Shaking her head, Okina resumes looking outside. "She barely even eats anything healthy, though I suppose she is a god, so she has no need to do so. But eating and drinking things others would find utterly repulsive, like, say, a rotten apple, she would enjoy eating that, unlike others. Desperation and hunger is a common drive for people like her."

"...You have a point..." I think about it. "N-Not that I'd know how it'd feel of course, but I just... like to consider how other people feel, sometimes."

"I know you can cook for yourself, should it come to it." Okina reminds me that I can cook. "...It's not as if you have to worry about learning to cook meals, it's more to do with buying the required ingredients. You don't particularly fit in with society, you're more of an outcast. Your sister, however, due to looking plain, fits in a lot better than you ever would. I know this, since she's the one who bought things. You're the one that organises it all." Sighing, she looks back at me, smiling. "...You have your benefits for being such a loner, though. It makes you less distracted, giving you opportunities to let your creativity flow. You can sew, which you did for your shirt, ribbons,a nd hat. You're quite good at it, too, I must say. I would even employ you as a seamstress for myself... Ahahaha, that's merely a joke, however. I know you're too busy to even consider such a thing."

"...I couldn't even tell that was a joke." I stare directly at her. I really can't get a read on her, much like how I can't with Dredgen. But it's different between the two, I always feel like Okina's hiding something, whilst Dredgen's dubious from their appearance alone. 

"Of course you wouldn't. Only those with keen ears would pick up on such." Okina tells me, before looking at the door. "Still, that poverty god seldom comes across friends, but what you said to her and her sister makes her consider you as a friend in the end. The same applies for Tamamo and Tsumugi-san, who were both with you. On that note, Tsumugi-san is another being from Hell I'm quite fine with. She's still a human at both her heart and her core essence, but she carries many youkai-like aspects."

...Shion sees me as a friend, huh? I'm not gonna delve into that Aikido stuff, though...

"But, by now-." Okina begins to speak, when the door opens, her two servants stepping in. "...Where exactly were you two?"

"Apologies, Okina-sama." Mai and Satono apologise instantly, but Mai keeps speaking. "...Satono believe it would have been a good idea to make more conversation with the den owner than what's necessary."

"But her daughter's pretty cute, I can say that much!" Satono pouts at her coworker, putting her hands on her hips. Also, Yoko mention... meaning they've met Yoko.

I mean, they're not wrong. Yoko does have that cutesy charm, sometimes.

"Still, I believe we should follow what Okina-sama tells us to do. Whenever it involves talking to people, you always end up getting far too into a conversation." Mai sighs, shaking her head in annoyance.

"Hey-. You're the exact same, Mai!" Satono points at her. "...I guess we're sort of both the same, though."

"Yes, but... I know when to end a conversation, unlike you." Mai gains a grin.

"The both of you, enough talking. Sit down, now, preferably." Okina tells them without skipping a beat.

"Y-Yes, Okina-sama!" The two immediately jump up, hastily taking a seat either side of Okina.

"...Now then." Okina clears her throat. "It's time for more proper introductions, I believe."

"I'll go first." Mai straightens up, firmly planting her bamboo shoot on the floor. "I am Mai Teireida, one of Okina-sama's two servants and backup dancers." Backup dancers? "It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, if master allows it."

"Oh, we're going first?" Satono raises her brows, before gently smiling. "Well, I'm Satono Nishida, the other of Okina-sama's servants and backup dancers." They're... both backup dancers...? "Nice to meet you~!"

"And we're both..." Mai stands, raising her right hand to the right.

"Completely in sync!" Satono shoots up, raising her left hand to the left.

Then, they both spin around and pose beside each other, somehow not knocking over their chairs. They've got matching poses and perfect coordination. "We're also called the All-Too-Dangerous Backup Dancers!"

...Huh.

"Perfect introduction, you two. I believe this makes up for your incompetence earlier." Okina's pleased with their introductions, so...

"Thank you, Okina-sama!" They both bow, before sitting down, still in sync.

"Now then, I believe it's my turn." Okina rests her head on her hand again, grinning. "You may call me Okina Matara, though I do go by a variety of other names. Matara-jin, for example."

...You know, Matara-jin sounds oddly familiar... I don't know why, though. Hmm.

"Okina-sama's a Sage of Gensokyo!" Mai speaks up, tapping her bamboo stalk on the ground. "So show her some respect!"

"Plus, she's been super gracious to give you some of her time! I mean, I wouldn't mind coming here on my own, if you're here..." Satono winks at me. I am not going to delve into the implications behind that at all.

"I-. Satono." Mai turns to dryly stare at her.

"I-I'm just joking, Mai...!" Satono raises her hands whilst still holding that ginger plant."

"You'd best be joking." Mai huffs.

"The both of you, be quiet." Okina shakes her head, but keeps her grin. "Now, as I told you before, we know you to be Rajime. A human outsider with too many bizarre circumstances around you for you to be considered a normal person by Gensokyo's standards."

"Uh-." I don't know what to say here. What can I even say...?

"I can tell you're confused, so allow me to explain more into the reason of my visit here." Okina sits up straight, leaning forward slightly. "As I have told you, the actions of a certain individual who I broke a deal with went against what I desired, and forced my hand. Thus, I have revealed myself earlier than I ever intended. This is stll fine with me, however." Smiling, she goes back to her normal posture, deciding to pose a question. "...Now, that certain individual is someone you've met. Put what I've told you so far together, then tell me who that person is."

It's someone I know, too? Hmm... I feel like Akane fits the best out of anyone so far... Either her or Junko, but-...

Wait, no, Akane. She said she made an oath with someone. I'm pretty sure she didn't know who they were either. Meaning, that person is secretive. And Okina fits that description, I think.

...Ah. "It's Akane, isn't it...?" I ask her, just for the sake of confirmation.

"Correct. She's the only one who exactly fits that description." Okina changes her smile to a smirk. "I'm only associating with her because she's quite important in the grand scheme of things. She's also quite important to your growth as a person, though she also has her ties to your lineage."

...My lineage? "What do you know about that, then...?"

"The Naga family runs quite far back, predating a lot of other clans such as the Fujiwara clan, Hata clan, Mononobe clan, and more. If anything, your family is one of the oldest families in existence." Okina tells me more about my family's past... Wait, isn't Futo's last name 'Mononobe'? Huh. "Although there were always to sides. Creators and destroyers. The creators were lenient and creative, such as yourself. The destroyers were a lot more strict and straightforward, like your sister. Though, by some stroke of fate, both sides ended up united under one single family. It's extremely balanced, with said balance being quite delicate. I was familiar with some of your ancestors in the past, too."

...She was? This is like Misumaru and Akane all over again... What is it with people and knowing my ancestors?

"Hey, wait, you never told us that...?" Satono looks at Okina in confusion.

Mai's also confused, but she's listening in silence.

"I've never felt a need to speak on it up to now." Okina tells Satono, before shaking her head, looking at me again. "Simply put, I knew your ancestors whilst they were in Japan."

...I decide to mull this over before asking another question. "How did you know them, exactly...?"

"They were respected figures in the past, especially for their influence, wealth, and power, but they're involved with Gensokyo far more than one would think." Okina gives me a vague reason. "...I'm sure you can infer that I knew them quite well, since I am a sage of this land. Some were youkai hunters, others were passive to youkai. Their personalities remained consistent, yet also unpredictable."

My ancestors hunted or helped youkai...? That's specific, but...

It makes sense deep down. Trish would attack anyone that annoys her enough, but I'd try and get people to get along.

"But that's enough of that." Okina dismisses the topic. "...Let's get into the purpose of my visit, now. My desire, for this meeting, is to leave with sufficient knowledge about you, whilst leaving you with information about what is exactly happening in Gensokyo. With, perhaps, some added benefits along the way."

"Added benefits?" I immediately express curiosity.

"Satono, Mai." Okina looks between her two servants, who perk up. "...I have a task I want you to keep in mind, yet it shouldn't be at the front of your minds constantly. You recall those materials I sent you out to gather, yes?"

"...Of course. Materials from Makai, weren't they?" Mai asks, raising a brow. "What exactly were they for?"

"Yeah, what were they for, what were they for?" Satono tilts her head from left to right a few times, curious. 

"Now I can reveal what I wished with those materials in particular." Reaching into a pocket which I swear I didn't see at all, Okina produces... a pink and a green button. "These."

...Um. "Buttons?" I tilt my head. I feel like I should know.

"I'll explain shortly." She turns to Satono and Mai. "...I request you both to help Rajime however you please, where necessary. If he needs said help, that is. Though, you may be wondering. 'Okina-sama, how are we supposed to do that when we're meant to be serving you?' It's quite simple. If Rajime is to press the pink button there, then Satono, you'll appear beside him. The same applies for you, Mai, if he's to press the green button. But your appearances entirely depend on if you press those buttons, be it one or both." Okina explains... surprisingly well.

"W-... We're to what?" They both express surprise, but don't seem opposed to the idea. "Okina-sama, are you sure-?"

"I'm certain. It's not as if Rajime is a particularly demanding individual, or a rude one, correct?" Okina looks at me, to which I nod slowly. I'm definitely not rude, but I'm not demanding... I think.

"...Y'know, I'm not against it." Satono speaks up, slowly grinning. "I mean, he's actually pretty cute."

I-. I'm cute, apparently. Okay.

"...That's what you think." Mai sighs at her partner, before furrowing her brows. "...But I do see your point."

"Keep in mind I'm only asking you to do this due to Rajime's importance." Okina reminds them, before looking at me. "This also applies to you." Then, she looks back at her servants. "Though, if I find out either of you two do anything strange to him without his consent, then there will be swift reprimand. Am I understood?"

"Y-Yes, Okina-sama..." They both nervously bow. Wow. Okina can be... imposing, when she wants to. Her tone took a complete one-eighty at the end of her sentence...

"Moving on..." She clears her throat, handing me the two buttons. "Keep these close and safe, since I have no replacements at the moment."

"...Alright..." I pocket them, before wondering. "What else did you come here for...?"

"I noticed how efficient you are at solving incidents, even if you cannot use danmaku unlike the likes of, say, the Hakurei shrine maiden. As such, I wish for you to keep resolving incidents... Actually, speaking of incidents."

I watch her gaze pan to the window again. It's here where I notice how hard the rain's coming down, because it's in thick sheets. "This rain is an incident, as a matter of fact. It shouldn't be raining this hard, for this time of year. At this rate, Gensokyo may flood, which would be rather bad, so to speak. No, rather, it would be terrible."

"W-... Wait, flood?" I stop on the spot. Gensokyo can flood?!

"Mmm, sometimes, in certain places, but it has never rained this hard. Meaning, it's an incident." Okina then looks at Mai. "...Mai, open the window for a brief moment, would you? The wind feels unnatural."

"...Of course, Okina-sama, but I don't see how-" Mai walks up to the window and opens it, before nearly getting flung back from a strong gust of wind as she hastily shuts it. "-Ah?!"

"...Ah." Okina stares at the results for a moment as Satono helps Mai up off the floor. "Certainly bothersome. I'm imagining nobody can fly in that weather, either."

"Uh..." I stare at the window in worry. "Should... I be concerned about that?"

"Yes." She just bluntly tells me yes. Oh. ""...This might be a more worrying incident than some others before it. As I was saying, I've noticed how well you work in a group, so I have a proposition, of sorts. I wish for you to resolve this incident, so gather two others. Satono! Mai!"

"Yes, Okina-sama?!" They stand to attention.

"It's time for a test of your competence! I wish for you to assist Rajime in the resolving of this rain incident in any way possible!" Okina orders them to help me. Oh. Okay.

"O~h, really?!" Satono perks up, smiling surprisingly lively. "Alright!"

"Y-Yes, I suppose that's... f-fine..." Mai shudders, noticeably shaken up from nearly getting flung off her feet like a ragdoll by wind.

"...You have a chance to warm up, at least." Okina tells them, before looking at me. "Find two others who are competent and strong enough to assist. But, before you do, I believe you dropped this?"

She proceeds to pull out my phone-...

Wait, my phone?! "Where was that...?!"

"You dropped it in the Forest of Magic, following that first scuffle." Okina informs me... Ah.

...Thinking about it, I remember having my phone when I first 'met' Rumia, but then I didn't and assumed I left it at home. Huh.

"I did, however, take the liberty of bringing it to a kappa in order to customise it, to an extent." Okina tells me...? "You can use it in Gensokyo, at least, without the worry of charging it. Kappa technology is particularly fascinating and efficient like that."

Oh... I place it in my bag so I don't lose it again. "What else did you do to it?"

"Hmm? Oh, nothing too major. I also took the liberty of giving you a map of Gensokyo on there, alongside a few other notable things." Okina casually smiles. "Like, say, setting alarms and reminders for you and what-not based on your daily activities. You're welcome."

Oh, she's been messing with stuff on my phone, huh. Might be something to check later...

"I may have left a message for you on there also." Okina tacks on after a moment? "I'm still trying to comprehend how this technology works myself, so I may send messages across every now and then. Consider it an easy point of contact for you and myself. I may even involve Tamamo with this technology, should it come to it."

"She goes by Akane." I remind her "...Or Shirogane."

"Ah, my mistake." She chuckles into her hand. "I merely prefer to call her by her actual identity. Nothing will ever change the fact she was Tamamo no Mae."

Still... "Who should I ask, though?" I focus on who to get for the crew... I'm not sure if Alice would be up for resolving another incident. Medicine's also... Medicine. I've not seen Mike today either. Huh. I could ask Chimata, maybe.

"Anyone you wish. Preferably, steer clear of the tengu. I share Tenkyuu's sentiment of distrusting them." Okina tells me. Stay away from them?

"Why?" I ask her. Why does she dislike them?

"As I said, I don't trust them. They're particularly shifty, especially the likes of Shameimaru." Okina shakes her head. Aya, huh.

"...What about a half-tengu?" I consider the possibility of Dezain.

"A hybrid? If you're referring to that half-human half-tengu in this den, I'll allow her involvement." Okina confirms that I can ask Dezain. Okay, neat...

Who should be the other one, then?

"You could ask the oomukade that was here earlier." Okina mentions the possibility of Momoyo. Wait, she knew Momoyo was here? "I noticed that dragon was with you and her also, as well as that dubious individual naming themselves 'Dredgen'."

"...Is Momoyo still here?" I tilt my head. I thought she left with Dredgen...

"The rain stopped them. It's not easy to dig out a den if there's a flash flood, is it?" Okina raises a brow as if I'm daft. Okay, fair...

Still, I might need a moment or two to... y'know, prepare.

So the rain's an incident. Okina has an eye on me, she has a deal with Akane, she knows my family's past, and...

I've met a whole variety of people today. Sathona, Auresh, Chijo... Heiwa, Aya, Dezain, Hatate... Joon, Shion, uh... Shonin. As well as Ichirin, Nero, and Futo. I even had a talk with Doremy earlier and Trish showed up. Kolar never showed up when I was dreaming, which is slightly sad, but I get it. He's being a vampire's butler, after all.

...Shonin's also a wild card. So is Dredgen.

Momoyo... I think she means well enough, if swinging a pickax at my head classes as that. But she's also slightly terrifying, especially to Yoko, since her kin gets eaten by Momoyo.

...I could tell Sannyo didn't like Momoyo from earlier, what with her glaring and all, but...

I don't know. Momoyo's obviously interested in me. I have Misumaru to thank and blame for that. I know I'm probably gonna run into Misumaru again at some point, that much is obvious if I'm at the den, but...

Actually, maybe she lives nearby to the Rainbow Dragon Cave? Maybe if I mess around there enough, I could catch her attention later. Just a thought, maybe.

Bu~t... If Gensokyo's flooded, I'm not doing that. I might need a boat. I also need Aegis, which is at my table, and maybe a coat. Or an umbrella. Or both.

"If you require some form of protection from the rain and cold..." Okina speaks up. "...I could allow you to make use of an old coat of mine. I have no need for it now, though you might find a use out of it."

Oh. "Well, that'd be appreciated, since uh..." I look down at my outfit, trailing off.

"Mmm. You really should consider investing in actual legwear for when winter comes." Okina jabs at my choice in attire and its efficiency. I know I need like, pants, too, but I've never found any styled like my shorts that I like. As in, black and white split.

"Yeah, I know..." I fold my arms, still contemplating. I know I've got Dezain and Momoyo on my mind, but I like to keep other options open. Just, y'know, in case.

"On a lighter note, you've been making use of a special journal, correct?" Okina abruptly asks me. "I believe you named it 'Gensopedia', didn't you?"

Oh, that? "Mhm... I'm using it as a way to keep track of people and who they are. Or, for a broader sense, uh... I'm using it as a way to keep information on important things. Like people, and..."

"...It might be nice for you to know that I'm the one who provided that diary to begin with." Okina abruptly and casually mentions she's the one who gave me that diary...?! "I can see you're making good use of it, exactly in the way I had intended too. You're particularly dedicated to getting the information within correct, I see, even getting the person of interest, or the person most knowledgeable on the subject, to fill it in for you. As such, you've earned some other form of benefit, I suppose."

What? I tilt my head in wonder, remaining quiet.

"Here. You may get some use out of these." She hands me a pair of fluffy, rainbow-coloured gloves. "...Especially during this immense rainfall."

"Um... T-Thanks." I nod in appreciation, slipping them on. They're fluffy and warm, but they're surprisingly easy to grab things with, for gloves. I don't know how that even makes any sense, but it does.

"...Now, please come to a decision soon, would you? Or, rather, take some time. Mai needs to get warm again, after all." Okina gestures to Mai, who's still shivering but not as much as before.

"I-It's pretty cold out there..." Mai tellse me, cold and sad.

"Hey, Mai, calm down..." Satono pats her on the back, smiling softly. "Hey, Okina-sama, you wouldn't mind preparing some coats for us, right...? Oh, hey, we'll wear matching coats, and maybe Rajime can have the same!"

...How considerate.

"How considerate." Okina echoes my thoughts, before nodding. "...I'll see what I can do. I was planning on giving Rajime an old coat of mine, but if I find a matching coat to yours, then I'll give him that."

"Well, we'll make do!" Satono settles for that, before noticing the gloves I'm wearing. "Also, those gloves look nifty on you!"

Ah...? Positive feedback on my appearance...! Um-. "T-... Thank you?" I stare at her for a moment, before shaking my head.

"...Those gloves do enhance your emotions, to an extent." Okina points out. "They're not just for comfort and warmth of your hands, they have a practical use."

Oh, really? I'll keep that in... well, mind, then.

...Okay, let's make sure if I want to go for Momoyo and Dezain or not... I want to talk to Dezain more anyway, Chimata held her in high regard, at least.

Also, at least I can listen to the rain. Shonin's not gonna stop me, I still want to listen to it.

...It's... calming. But in that calm, there's a warm, comfy feeling. A familiar feeling. Nostalgia, possibly, I mean I did sit under the rain a lot in the past...

...

Notes:

I seriously have a problem regarding characters involved in a single chapter, like, 17 of the characters (not including Rajime) in this chapter were OCs, and even then you have a bunch of canon characters like Futo (who is an absolute BLAST to write), Satono and Mai (who I actually took some creative liberties with to give them like. actual personalities.), Joon and Shion (who I didn't even originally consider for this chapter, but the more I thought about it, Joon definitely would go to a gambling den), and my personal favourites of this chapter, Okina and Hecatia (as for Hecatia's little side thing at the start, I feel like I did a good job of showing my take on what Hell would probably be like is, as for Okina, it's fun to write her in general, a very dubious and questionable character who is jokingly called 'door Junko').

As for OCs, personal favourites for this chapter has to be Dredgen (because of their very questionable personality and nature), as well as Shonin (because she's the DEVIL. like. the devil. lucifer.), Sathona (who is a very... devious individual), Heiwa (she's also fun to write if she's in the same room as, say, Kifujin), and Nero (he's also pretty fun to play around with since he's honestly a pretty neat character, also him interacting with Futo and Ichirin is fun).

You know what's funny? I originally had WAY more characters planned to appear in this chapter (including new and old) that were scrapped due to the... length (god I have a problem with THAT too), including but not limited to:
- Hina
- Momiji
- Sanae
- Mike
- Nitori
- A Kappa OC
- Takane
- Reimu
- Marisa
- Sodatsu

Anyways, yeah, Auresh and Sathona are fun characters with devious goals in mind. Chijo is too. Dezain is also a fun character, but not devious whatsoever. She's... unique, in the scheme of things. Shonin is THE DEVIL, DUDE (by the way, did you know that? Did she make it obvious enough? If not, there you go). Parano and Jack are... also up there, and whilst they are in Hell, expect more of them... surprisingly soonish? Maybe in a few chapters time? Dredgen's also borderline insane and suspicious and what-not but that's part of their character.

also card wars totally wasn't an idea I got out of absolutely nowhere and it just stuck for no reason, it might seem way more complicated than it should be but it's not... too hard to understand, I hope? (i blame the markets) In any case, that's it from me. Also make sure you vote on that profile compendium vote at the beginning of the chapter, I like feedback on ideas I get. Oh, and a question, would you guys be fine with a Discord server for EOC or something? Lemme know in the comments, feedback's always good.

Chapter 8: A Droplet of Doubt, One Waterfall of Change

Summary:

Once moderately prepared for the incident ahead, Rajime gets to gather some friends and go... But if only things were that simple, as strange things start to happen, such as an odd voice in his head...

Notes:

so. uh. you've probably seen Essence of Information if you're reading this. yes, it is canon to EoC and all other works associated with 'essence' on my profile. also this has a series now! so that's nice. anyways, uh, WELCOME TO DUBIOUS MORALITY PART... i don't know at this point, also be aware rajime's character changes DRASTICALLY in this chapter, and we get an actual fight in this fic for once?! WHOA NO BRO (also the fic's rating came into question then changed this chapter because of like. one thing momoyo says, then the aftermath of what she said, and a lot of other factors from previous chapters.)

OC count for this chapter is lower than usual, with the amount being 10 (i think?).

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Several years earlier...

 

"You know what it is with rain?" Sis asks me, sat down beside me. It's a cold winter evening and it's raining. "It's wet, cold, and miserable. And literally nobody likes it."

"...Yeah, but..." I stare outside, knees up to my chest... "...It's comfy. Like, it's good for calming down, y'know...? Plus, plants like it."

"Alright, yeah, sure, plants like rain, but that's it." Trish scoffs, folding her arms. "Then again, worms go buck wild for pavement in the rain. Risk of drowning in it does that to you, and all."

We're... both dressed in considerably far warmer clothes. Even me, despite the fact I want to wear my normal clothes. It's too cold to do that, though, so... um... yeah. I'm in a fluffy jumper. Trish is, too. We're comfy, at least. She has a purple one on, I have a green one on.

"But, then again, I can't agree with the calming part." Sighing, Trish scratches her neck. "It's annoying hearing rain, to me."

"O-Oh, yeah, I guess the pitter-pattering on the window would annoy some people..." I jump slightly, just realising that... Oh well. I enjoy it, that's all that matters, really. "But... um..." I contemplate saying the next part, but I do anyway. "...It reminds me of... that day. You know the one I mean, right? It was raining and..."

"Yeah. We were gonna go camping, like we usually did at that time of year." Trish's eyes lower, but she grimaces. "...I'm relieved you aren't hurt or anything real bad. Would've been lonely without you at home too. Epsi and Mar... uh... y'know how badly they got hurt."

O-Oh, right, Epsi and Mar... But... "Um... Mom and dad, though..." I squeeze my arm slightly, pulling a face. "It's... just... u-us four, right...? W-Well, two, technically, since Mar and Epsi're um..."

"Yeah. Yeah, I know." Trish shifts slightly, bringing one leg down and forward slightly so she can rest her arm on it. "We don't need parents, we can be independent... I think. Still, Epsi and Mar're doing alright. Still... uh... y'know, in hospital, but they're alright. Docs said they were hella lucky to even survive that, so it's nice to know that it isn't just us left of the family."

Right... "It's... really sad to think about, though." Idly, I stare at my knees for a few seconds, then my hands, contemplating. "W-What if Epsi and Mar didn't-?"

"Don't think about it." Trish places her other arm around my shoulder. "Even if they didn't, I'd do anything to protect you. Anything. You're my sister, Rajime. My sweet, precious little sister, even if you're considering committing to that... Fuck it, let's just go with you being my little brother, and that I'm your big sister."

Ah-. "Tri~sh. You swore." I tap her on the nose, which she begins laughing at.

"Yeah, I know, I'll tack on another penny to the swear jar later." Trish tells me, still laughing. "You're way too innocent for your own good though."

We both share a brief moment of laughter. Moments like those were... well, rare, these days. We couldn't get over everything that happened, we're... we're still just kids at heart. I'm ten, Trish is eleven. She'll be a teenager soon... I hope she doesn't get super rebellious and stuff, 'cus she's already really rebellious as is.

"But, uh..." She stops, her face going... kinda neutral, which is weird for her. "I've been going through dad's old crap. Guy was a super big occult weirdo. I mean, you saw that pendant thing he gave Epsi, like, at least three months before that stuff happened, right?"

"...Um, yeah, but... occult?" I tilt my head. What's occult mean...?

"Oh, right, you're not super familiar with it like I am. It's like magic. Spooky stuff, stuff that catches your eye... Supernatural, that kinda thing." Trish explains to me in a dumbed down enough way. O~h... Magic, though...? "I found some letters he was getting from someone. Pretty sure it's some kinda pen pal or something. At first I thought it was a teacher, but they called themselves Tamatsukuri. Which is definitely not an English name, but I'm pre~tty sure it's a woman?"

"I... didn't know he had anything like that..." I move my look from Trish, to the window again. The rain lets me think, sometimes. "Is that why he was constantly writing letters every... um... Thursday, that's the day he did that, right...?"

"Yeah, it was a Thursday, and I think so too. Thing is, he wrote those letters in Japanese. Which we know, obviously, half-Japanese bloodline and all that." Trish gives it a brief thought, humming before clicking her tongue. "Either this Tamatsukuri's one of our distant relatives, she's some kinda important person to our family, or... uh... she meant something to dad. Not all I found, though..."

"Wait, there's more...?" I raise my brows in surprise, looking back at sis. 

"Yeah, no, that's not the end of it. Found some weird-ass old notes that read like prayers. Mentions a Matara-jin several times all over them. Also found a door that just... leads to nothing, in his study. Like, I opened it, but it just led into the wall." Trish begins chuckling. "Guess he wanted to play a prank on one of us with that door at some point, because why else would he just... have a useless door there? Still, there's something else. Y'know how dad was, like, a super big photo addict?"

"Photography? Um... yeah, he taught me how to properly use a camera at least five times... Why're you asking?" I'm confused, yet... also kinda curious? This whole thing's pretty intriguing...

"Went through some of his pictures. It was like... weird crap. Stuff that stuck out in odd places. But, hey, take a look at this one." She passes me a photo of... something? I... What is this...? It's like a space full of red eyes, with the background being... purple. There's like... nothing else. Just eyes... It's unsettling, like, really disturbing... Trish continues as I keep looking at it. "No idea what the hell that's supposed to be, but it's super freaky, right?"

"U-Um... M-Mhm, it's... creepy." I shudder. "Something about it kinda gives me a feeling of immense dread for some reason... But when'd he take this...?"

"There's a date. Four months before you-know-what happened to us." Trish points out a date on the top-right corner of the photograph. Four months before that, then...? Weird... No-. Super weird... "Actually, they're all dated. Camera we normally use automatically dates each photograph when they print. It's neat. Well-. This photo isn't the neat, but the auto-date thing is."

"But... this was before I turned nine..." I blink at it. I mean, I'm ten, but... back then, I was... eight? We were gonna go camping for mine and Trish's birthday, which is the 31st of August, mind you. That's... also the day all that stuff happened. It's weird gonna be knowing that I'll be looking forward to my birthday, whilst also being really sad on my birthday, too... Well-. Our birthday, I mean, Trish shares it with me after all...

"...You know, it's hard to believe it's been an entire year, plus a little bit more, since then. Epsi and Mar're still... well, getting better, as you know. They can talk now and what-not, but they can't really walk anywhere, even with help. Blast hit them really badly. Guess we're also lucky that I know how to get us all not sent elsewhere and put into care. Taxes are surprisingly easy, even though I absolutely hate maths with a burning passion. I could just commit tax fraud and be done with it, bu~t... then I'd be a criminal." Trish brings her knees up to her chest again, looking outside. Y'know, it just hit me, she's finally acknowledged that I wanna be known as a guy and that I wanna call her a girl... and she's doing that too.

Huh... That means she was probably still calling me 'she' and 'her' until just now. Hehe... I've been doing this ever since I turned four. I think. It's hard to remember that far back...

...Still... "...Yeah." I nod once, before looking outside again. "The rain reminds me, but I'm not gonna let go of the pain. I'm gonna let it motivate me and stuff, y'know?" 

"That's... really goddamn mature of you, actually." Trish actually smiles, before ruffling my hair. "But, yeah, guess that's the best idea. You've grown, sis-... I mean, bro. Sorry, still getting used to that part." She briefly shakes her head, before continuing. "But I'm gonna do that too. I'm not gonna forget, I'll always remember what this stupid existence we call life took from us. I'm never gonna forgive fate, or nature, plus I'll overturn them and their stupid rules."

"That's a... pretty tall order." I shift slightly in my comfiness and fluffiness. "...But I'll support you!"

"Cheers. No harm in trying to stand up for yourself on your own two legs." Changing her smile to a grin, Trish then shrugs. "But I'll get to that later. Gotta focus on the now..."

"...We really should focus on the now... Living's more important than thinking about our futures..." I nod slowly... Anything else we said after that is a blur, I felt like I was in a trance the entire time...

...

"Do you remember now?"

 


Present Day

 

W-What the-? That voice at the end, I... don't know what that was. It just... abruptly cut in, when I felt like my memory was going to run dry...

I definitely don't remember hearing a voice like that, but...

N-No, I need to focus on the now, like I did back then. It's been... god, how long since then? Nine? Ten? Eleven? I've lost track... Back then, it was one. I was nine, but now I'm eighteen.

"The pain never stops. It's like a plague."

It's... there again. I look around for a brief moment, confused, but find nobody in the room except for Okina and her servants. This is really weird...

"It eats away at your very core and essence, until you can't bear it anymore... The~n, you snap. Click. Gone, your sanity shattered and your body rendered... inhospitable. "

...Okay, what? Is someone invading my mind, or something...? T-That's really freaky, if that is the case...!

"Remember, remember. Rain is the missing link. Flowing water will heighten your body and mind, but it will cause ruin should you be exposed to it for too long. "

...

I'm just going to ignore that, I guess... It's obviously not responding to my thoughts, so... maybe it's just someone messing around with something they shouldn't. I know people have... various different abilities in Gensokyo, so it really could just be someone poking around and what-not.

I mean, that voice said to remember. That's what I am doing, so... I'm not sure if it's helping or hurting me, but I'm assuming the former. Always gotta look on the bright side of life.

"...Are you feeling alright?" Okina looks over at me again. "You seem... pale."

I do? "It's probably just the cold getting to me..." I shake my head. "R-Rain does that, after all."

"Mmm... But the temperature in the room shouldn't make you feel cold." The sage points out, raising a brow out of curiosity. "Are you genuinely sure you feel alright?"

"I'm fine, I swear." I shake my head again, moving my hands into my pockets. 

"You're really not fine."

Wh-... Okay, that time it responded to me.

"...Rajime." Okina snaps her fingers, catching my attention again. "If you're feeling sick, or anything, then I won't force you to go and resolve this incident. I can always find another suitable candidate whilst you recover."

"I'm fine." My tone takes an abrupt tone, before I jump, covering my mouth almost immediately. "...S-Sorry, I just... feel uneasy. Like, I feel calm, but relatively uneasy."

"...Hmm." She examines me for a moment merely by looking. She doesn't even move from her position whatsoever, if you don't count her eyes as 'moving'. "It may be the gloves. Try taking them off."

"Do NOT take those gloves off. I can't tell you what or who I am just yet, but those gloves're what allowed me to take form. I don't have any ill will or anything against you. Really, I'm being honest."

...Do I trust that voice...? They seem pretty insistent that they don't mean any harm... I just feel... what's the word, unsettled? It's like someone's speaking to me, but there's nothing there. 

"Look-. Just do it. I'll explain later, when you're ready to see who I actually am." It tells me. You better be honest about this. "Dead honest."

...Huh. They're responding more now...

"Rajime." Okina raises her voice slightly. O-Oh, right.

"N-No, I don't think it's the gloves..." In fact, I tighten them, just for emphasis. "You said the rain was an incident, right, and that it's causing floods...? It wouldn't be possible for the rain to be... special or anything, right?"

"...Good question, actually. Satono?" Okina looks over at Satono, the pink servant perking up from beside her green comrade on the floor. Who, mind you, is still cold and sad. "...Does the rain feel off to you, at all?"

"U~m..." Satono walks over to the window, staring at the rain. "...Kinda? There's something about it... Oh! O~h, hang on, it feels sort of similar to when I dance behind people! As in~... It sort of affects vitality. Pretty sure it's something to do with stamina. Might make you tired if you touch it for too long."

"Oh? Well, that certainly is a unique aspect..." The god shifts her neutral expression into a more serious look. "Mai, did you sense anything when you touched the rain?"

"Hmm...?" Mai sits up slowly, before giving it a good thought. "I suppose it might... also affect focus and your reactions to certain things... It feels like my body's telling me to rest, right now, so I'm afraid I won't be able to... tell you much, if I did try and sense something from it, Okina-sama..."

"A~w, that's alright, Mai!" Satono cheerily bounds back beside her, before sitting down next to the green-clad servant. Pink and green are still funny colours for servants.

Okay, that's one hell of a coincidence. A convenient one, too. I didn't even know the rain did that.

"I did." The mystery voice reveals they knew the rain could do that. "...What? You got it right without my help."

...Why do you make it sound like I need your help.

"Because you do, dumbass." Well, that's not very nice. "Tough luck. There's nothing you can-." I can take the gloves off. "...On second thought, I'm sorry."

That's more like it... Pfft.

"Hmm. That's certainly troubling. Maybe the coats I'm going to provide you with aren't enough..." Okina speaks up, catching my attention again. "Would it even be safe to travel through those waters in this weather...?"

"We'll manage."

...So says the disembodied voice. You make it sound like you're going to get involved. How?

"Not something I can reveal. Sorry, kiddo, that's the way the cookie crumbles, even though that saying is extremely stupid. Besides, I'm helping you. Or, more like, I'm gonna help you  however I can. "

Okay... What about a name?

...

"That's too complicated right now. Name comes later. Just... uh... call me 'the voice inside your head' or whatever. Or-. O~h, wait, here's a good one, 'Anonymous'."

No. Absolutely not.

"...Dammit, you're no fun."

Let's just go with something simple. Ah... hmm... John Doe?

"Guess that works... Hate being called an unknown, but oh well. Not much you can do."

Sure. Anyways, I focus back on what's happening around me... Okina still seemed to be contemplating, but abruptly turned to me. "How did you notice that, exactly? Even I had failed to notice such an aspect..."

Ah... Let's be honest... "...Honestly, I... um... didn't even know it did, either. It was just a guess."

...

"I see." She seems slightly disappointed, but does nod. "I thought you had developed some knack for sensing magic, but I suppose it's too early for that. Still, a fortunate guess. I wouldn't have noticed that until it would have been too late..."

...Well, a compliment is a compliment, I guess...

"So modest. I wonder how long that'll last."

Be quiet, Doe.

"You specifically chose John Doe and you're not even going to address me by it in its entirety? I'm appalled."

...You don't just say someone's full name...

"...You said you'd call me John Doe. Not just... Doe."

Yeah. I did. But John Doe, thinking about it now, is too long to say in my head. Plus, would you say someone's full name right in front of them?

"That depends entirely on who you are, frankly."

...True, I guess...

"Regardless, stop thinking to yourself. I merely wish to help. Your emotions, right now, are... rather unstable. You believe you have them balanced, yet on either end of the scale, it's strained, threatening to snap. They're teetering with the amount of uncertainty and doubt, threatening to collapse from the weight of those feelings."

Drama queen.

"Saccharine kid."

...

Huh... Saccharine's a bit too much to use though...

"No. No, it really isn't."

Ah, be quiet.

"...I guess being in the know about your emotions could change you, for better or for worse." John continues despite the fact I told them to be quiet. It's a masculine voice, so... I'm assuming it's a guy. Still, I'm not asking what that means.

...So I focus on other things instead.

Like Mai! I decide to check on her, crouching down beside the green-clad dancer. "...Hey, um... How're you feeling...? Wet?"

"...Please use another word other than 'wet'." Mai immediately stares at me with a vain expression.

"But, y'know, Mai, he's not wrong." Satono grins, before looking at me. "Yeah, she's wet."

"...Satono, why." Mai turns to her comrade with the exact same look she gave me.

"Wha~t? C'mon, don't be so serious. You don't need to be that serious in front of him, either~! Okina-sama said we're gonna be helping him whenever he needs it, like right now during this incident, so he's obviously not a bad guy, right?" Satono bops her on the nose, before wagging a finger. "Lighten up a little~."

"And that's exactly why people have a better time when lying to you instead of me." Mai just... folds her arms, sighing. "...But I suppose you do have a point. Since it was Okina-sama's decision, I suppose I can trust him... Not as much as you, obviously, I have my reputation of being the smarter between us both to upkeep, but still."

"Reputation, uh... s~chmeputation!" The pink dancer claps her hands, leaning closer to Mai. Mind you, they've never let go of those plants once yet. "Who cares?! We're in private!"

"...Not for long." The green dancer shakes her head, gently pushing Satono's face away from her face. "Okina-sama told him to get two other people."

"...Hmm~... True!" Satono gives a dorky smile. "I kinda forgot that part, honestly..."

"That's exactly what I'm talking about." Mai deadpans. "You're too carefree, Satono."

"And you're too serious!" Satono shoots back almost immediately. "A grumpy Mai is not a fun Mai."

"...And a careless Satono is a risk to everyone's health." Mai wryly grins.

These two definitely have... some sort of synergy, huh? I didn't even get to say anything, I just sort of listened to them... talk.

"They're literally dancing partners. Of course they have synergy."

...John, kindly be quiet, for five minutes.

"...Hmph. Very well."

...

He listened, huh. That's surprising, but... I suppose the gloves're the only thing letting him reach out. Still no clue who or what he is, or why I can even talk to him to begin with, but... 

Hmm, Okina said these gloves heighten my emotions... Maybe my emotions have something to do with John Doe's appearance...?

"...Not too far off the mark, yet I won't say anything that will give away the secret." John Doe abruptly speaks again. Okay-. This is sort of annoying. Do you not have a name, or something? "My name... is complicated. I can't exactly say much about my identity until you find out more yourself. As I said prior, rain is the link, as is flowing water. I don't have a physical body, however, so I suppose you can call me a spirit of some kind."

...I see.

Still, whilst I hear John scoff at something, presumably me, I focus on the backup dancers.

"...Maybe I am a bit too cold, though. And tired." Mai rubs her arms, before sniffling.

I actually thought it was pretty obvious she's just cold and sad... Not that I thought she was at first, it just hit me then, right before she said that. Totally.

"Bu~t we're gonna be wearing our coats later!" Satono gives her a dorky wink and smile. Why does she always have these chaotic yet gentle vibes coming from her...?

"...I suppose so." Mai lightens up a little. Oka~y...

"They're super fluffy, too! You'll know what we mean, Okina-sama'll probably get you one too..." Satono looks at me, before holding her plant close to her chest, winking for what has to be, like, the third time now in the past few minutes. "Unle~ss... You wanna share with one of us?"

Wh-. "How do you share a coat." I'm... absolutely bewildered by the concept of that. Coats aren't big enough for two people to share, last I checked.

"You don't." Mai sighs. "She's just being an idiot."

"A smart idiot!" Satono tries to correct her.

"No, that really isn't a smart idea." Mai does not give in to her partner's 'correction'. "Even if you make it sound easy. Your idea is something along the lines of riding piggyback behind you, isn't it?" She gives Satono a brief, inquisitive look, before shaking her head. "It's far too convoluted to even work, though. I'd much rather someone stand behind, or in front should they be short enough, me if I shared my coat with another, be it Rajime or someone else."

"So~... I'm gonna presume that's your way of offering to share your coat?" Satono gives Mai a very wry smirk. Mai... really didn't think when she just said that, did she?

"I-." Mai realises her mistake, before going pink in the face. "I never said that!"

Lively.

"Su~re. I swear you're hiding how you actually feel about that." Satono doesn't look like she believes Mai at all, but she does wriggle her eyebrows, for some reason. How did she even just wiggle her eyebrows and keep a straight face?

"Charisma. Lots of it."

...Be quiet, John.

Now, then... Who should I ask? I suppose I've checked in on these two for long enough...

I know I'm most likely gonna end up asking Momoyo and Dezain, if Megumu's alright with the latter, but...

...It doesn't hurt to keep more options in mind. Always have a contingency plan, because damn, you really need it sometimes. There's Nero, Ichirin, and Futo...

Actually, I wonder if Nero even fights? He seems like a pretty peaceful guy, but then again, he has those scars. I bet he was a fighter at one point, but that was probably before he became a monk.

There's also Chijo, Sathona, and Auresh-... Wait, hold on, Okina said no tengu, with Dezain being the only exception to that rule. Meaning I can't ask them, as well as Megumu, Hatate, and... Aya, I guess. The last one I'm actually sort of relieved about, because Aya seemed dead set on interviewing me. Not sure where Chijo exactly falls in regards to that rule, though, since she's a Tarnished. Which is like a tengu, but not really.

Who else is there...? I know there's Heiwa, but... Kifu might get mad. I could ask Kifu, though, maybe she'd be up for it. Same could go for Sai or Oki, too... Definitely not Yoko, I'm imagining Sannyo doesn't want Yoko going out in this kind of weather.

...Hmm~... There's Joon and Shion. Not sure if they're still around, but I'm imagining so... Then again, Joon might not want to hang around me. Shion probably would, but still. Maybe if I told them this incident could net them some cash, they'd want to work with me more? Wouldn't hurt to try. It'd definitely motivate Shion, since she just seems beyond poor, hell, even beyond normal poverty. She seemed genuinely overjoyed when she 'won' when me, Akane, and Aikido just simultaneously agreed to throw the match in silence for absolutely no reason at the time.

Joon gives me 'rich brat' vibes. Like, one of those stereotypical snobby rich kid types. She feels like that sort of person.

...I feel bad Shion has to put up with Joon as her sister. What's worse is that I'm pretty sure Shion is older than Joon, too.

Um... Depressing sibling relationships aside, who else is there? Oh-. If Medicine and Alice're still here, I could ak them. never hurts to go with people you trust. Same could be applied for Tsukasa, Chimata, or Junko. I know for a fact they're here...

...There's also Shonin, but I don't entirely trust her yet. She's far too weird for my liking. Oh, there's also the Dredgen-... Actually, no, the Dredgen probably wouldn't want anything to do with this when I tell them Okina's involved. They seemed real insistent on not getting seen by Okina, either, despite the fact Okina obviously saw them.

...I'm pretty strained for choice, actually... Huh...

"Mmm, let's focus on the benefits of the choices you have. Also, you forgot about nine-tails and the eighty-book wonder." John reminds me Akane and Aikido exist. Oh, yeah, I just mentioned them with Shion, too, and I didn't even bring up the possibility of them helping me... "Yes, now, obviously, you're partners with the rainbow-clad market maniac, the overly pure traditional woman sees you as a son figure, and you're essentially the master of that manipulative fortune fox."

Yeah... Focus on the ups, not the downs. Always be the optimist I'm supposed to be...

Hmm... Aikido and Akane, though... I know Akane'd probably be up for helping me out here... I mean, she would, actually. Namely because of what she did during the end of the Ability Card incident Chimata caused...

...Or, well, Chimata and Megumu caused, more like. Momoyo too, and Tsukasa...

...Those four caused that incident, then. Still. It... also just hit me. Tsukasa said I could call her Kasa-chan, but I never really did whenever I wasn't talking directly to her. I still just address people by their first name, most of the time. Specifically their first name, because that's how things are in England, and I grew up doing that, instead of using their last name and an honorific. Closest thing to that was with teachers at school and what-not.

"...Musing over nicknames aside, that is smart, the nine-tailed deceiver would most definitely be of assistance. Valued assistance, too." John Doe speaks up after a moment. Okay, at least we agree on that...

Still, I'm curious about Nero and Futo. Ichirin's... also there, I guess, but those two stick out to me more. Especially since Futo speaks in old tongue. Which nobody does except for her, I think.

Actually, I'm curious if she knows certain phrases, too... Or certain words... Like balderdash.

...I don't know who even came up with, like, some of those kinds of words, but they're funny to say aloud because of how silly they sound. Like, uh... henceforth. Who'd even legitimately use that these days...? Poppycock, too. It's those stupid words that make you crack a grin, sometimes.

One phrase that I definitely want to ask her if she knows is... um...

...Actually, it's slightly inappropriate, maybe. But it's not like anybody's reading my mind or anything... right? I mean-. John Doe exists, but he's more like a spirit instead of a mind reader. No clue who or what he is, but I don't think he'd tell anyone.

"You're right, I won't. What's the phrase?" He's... curious. Huh.

...Well, it's the phrase 'may I bask in your peppermint creams, milady'. That phrase.

...

"Dude. That's messed up. I like it." Of course you would like it. But I'm probably not going to say that aloud. Like, ever, because it'll be the death of me. I'm not a hooligan... I don't think I am, at least. "...Buzzkill."

It's called being polite and a decent human being.

"You seem to be deep in thought." Okina comments on my focused state. O-Oh, that snaps me right out of my thought train. "...Apologies for disturbing you, I just thought I would see if you've come to a decision on who you want to take with you."

"Well~..." I scratch the back of my head and, very briefly, take my hat off to get better success. I keep most of my hair bundled up under it, but it's pretty long when it's all untangled under the massive, messy bun that just... forms under there. Not sure if I ever mentioned that before, but it's out there now I guess. "There's a few candidates I've got in mind, but... I'm considering what I know about them, plus their advantages." I tilt my head towards her, just... disregarding my current thoughts to answer.

"Ah. Would you like for me to offer some words of advice, then?" Okina asks me, grinning as she rests her head on her hand. She seems to do that a lot. But... words of advice? From her? I mean, she is a sage, so she'd probably be pretty good at giving out guidance...

Hm~... Sure. I nod once quietly.

"As they say, when in doubt, ask others for help, no?" She laughs to herself for a moment, before abruptly snapping her gaze to the room's door. "...One moment."

...Huh...? I watch her float over to the door, as do Satono and Mai, then the door just opens without Okina's input. Ah.

"So~ what was all that about a rain incident, huh?" Aya is on the other side of the door. I-. She was eavesdropping, wasn't she?

"Begone, you. This is sage business and there is no place held for you in said business." Okina attempts to shoo her.

...Keyword being 'attempts' because Aya is... surprisingly fast. She just zips in before Okina can slam the door shut on her. "Yeah, uh-huh, and that business is also my business, because this kind of business is the exact type of business I need for my business."

"...She just said business five times in a single sentence." John is stumped, at least.

Yeah. One sentence. She said business five times. In a singular sentence. How does one do that.

"...If you insist on forcefully inserting yourself into this discussion, I can and will force you out." Okina outright threatens her. I~... see the disdain for tengu showing... "This is strictly between him, my servants, and myself."

"Force me out? Ayayaya!" Aya begins laughing, drawing an autumny-looking leaf from seemingly nowhere. "Hey, remember the time when I kicked your ass twice? I can do that again!"

...Um. What?

Okina, however, is not deterred by the threat whatsoever. Instead, she snorts, smirking. "...Actually, a correction on that. You 'kicked my ass' with power that wasn't your own. The first time was when you had my power boosting you. The second was through a certain youkai pulling the strings behind my back. Those weren't legitimate victories on your end, now, and they never will be. Because you can't beat me. At all. You're just a tengu trying to act big, which frankly, doesn't work unless you're someone akin to Tenma or Auresh, the latter of which being far more powerful and influential than Tenma ever will be, and certainly more powerful than you, Shameimaru."

...Auresh, huh...? I wonder how Okina knows her? It's obvious she does, given how she commented on how much more 'powerful and influential' Auresh is than this Tenma person. That means Auresh knows Okina too, probably, so I could ask Auresh if I ever see her again. Or Chijo, maybe. If I see Chijo, I could ask her if I could have a talk with Auresh about some things regarding tengu and her Tarnished...

But aside from being curious about that Auresh part, I'm confused as all hell. Okina and Aya've fought before? I simply look between them cluelessly. Meanwhile, I notice that Satono and Mai look half-ready to throw Aya out of a window or something, but they're also just listening surprisingly calmly and quietly.

"Su~re, that's what you think. Y'know, I have a habit of defying expectations..." Aya rolls her eyes, also not deterred by Okina's words whatsoever.

"Talk about keeping a knife in your pocket, this is like keeping a live bomb in your pocket, whilst the enemy has a gun in theirs." John comments, which nearly makes me snort aloud. He's... um... not wrong, honestly. I can sense the hostility, and it's pretty much like that.

...Okay, I should stop this. "...Could you kindly... please not fight in front of me? Please...?

"I suppose such a thing would be unbecoming of me." Okina shakes her head, but does glare at Aya. "...However, Shameimaru, you should learn when to quit."

"Hey, look, I gotta get a good scoop somewhere. Besides, I said I'd interview him, and I'm not stopping on getting that either." Aya points at me briefly, before quickly pulling out the notepad from earlier whilst pocketing her leaf... thing. I can still see the hook mark Chijo put in Aya's notepad, too. "...So, what's the scoop with all that rain incident mumbo-jumbo, huh? Sage business? Did you do it?" Then, she glances at me. "...Did he do it?"

"Not telling you, no, no, and no." Okina tells her nothing of value. Um... okay, that just... got shut down really quickly.

"...Well, if you won't tell me..." Aya clicks her tongue, before she's just... in front of me. I-. Wow. She's... fast, huh...

"...You're... uh... fast." I just step back once, blinking in confusion. I didn't even see the between moments of her moving from where she was before, to directly in front of me. That is literally inhuman. I mean, I guess she is a youkai, a tengu to be specific, but still, that's disturbing. There wasn't even an afterimage or anything, all I felt was wind, but it was like Aya... warped. It's obvious she moved, but still...

"Why thank you!" For some reason, she sees that as a compliment, before leaning closer and visibly ready to write. "So whaddaya know about all this rain?"

...To be honest. "Next to nothing. It's an incident. That's all I know." I adjust the gloves Okina gave me slightly, tightening them.

...

"...Damn. Thought you would've known something, judging from how the sage in the room over there brought you over here for seemingly no reason, in total privacy." She gestures to Okina, looking slightly annoyed, but calms down relatively quickly.

"I told him nothing important because I anticipated you listening in. Don't think that I didn't notice you here in the den, either." Okina regains the glare she had before, revealing that aspect of her... secrecy, if it can be called that. "...Also, everything else I talked about with him also holds no value or sensitivity, either."

"Uh-huh... So you think, at least." Aya points her pen at the chair-bound god, before snorting. "I mean, I might've overheard some things~... Things that you might, like, not be concerned about, but things that mean a lot to him."

...

Is this what someone trying to blackmail you feels like?

"Yes. Yes it is."

...It's underwhelming. That, or Aya's just really bad at blackmail.

"Oh, yeah, definitely."

"If that was an attempt at bluffing, it isn't working. See how he isn't even reacting, at all? That's how bad you are at bluffing, if a normal human can just call your bluff as simple as that, without even trying." Okina stares directly at her. That's also pretty funny to hear. "...I also figured you were smarter than blackmail, Shameimaru. I said nothing that could be used as such. Rajime himself didn't, either."

"...Damn it, I thought that would've worked too." Aya curses to herself, before sighing. "Okay, but no, seriously, what's up with the rain? Moriya Shrine screwing around again? Did Yasaka piss off a weather god or something? Is the sky just angry for some reason? Are the clouds rebelling? Give me something to work with here, or I'll just make it up that you're behind it!"

"Literally nobody believes anything you write, Shameimaru." Okina smirks. "That, and I don't believe there's anyone who takes your paper even remotely seriously, either. Maybe try exaggerating or making things up less? I'm certain two certain coworkers of yours do that, and people like them. Perhaps it would boost your popularity if you did, too? Oh, wait, no, that's right, you're keen on writing the truth however you see fit. That half-tengu coworker of yours, Dezain, wasn't it? She seems keen on writing every little thing about the truth, unlike you. Perhaps that's why, despite her being less known than you, she's more well-liked, even among her superiors?"

"...Don't compare me to Dezain. She's nothing like me." Aya shakes her head for a moment, before staring dead ahead at Okina, finally drifting back from me slightly. "Besides, those're just creative liberties I take! I'm an honest and true reporter!"

"No, you absolutely are not." Okina shakes her head too.

"...She really isn't..." I hear Satono whisper, with Mai just nodding in agreement.

"Journalists are annoying." John offers his opinion on journalists. Yeah, they can be pretty annoying at times... If not persistent, at least.

"Hmm... Alright, how about this then?" Aya's voice snaps me from focusing on John. She also snaps her fingers, coincidentally, twirling her pencil before sharply pointing it at me. "I overheard you're looking for people to help resolve this rain incident. So, say, if I were to help you out..." Then, she swiftly jabs her pencil in the air, towards Okina. "...Then you tell me why you're here, talking to an unremarkable outsider. Also I get to interview him. Those're the conditions. Good deal, right?"

...Okina, surprisingly, doesn't say anything immediately in response. No remark, nothing. She just... seems to mull it over? I don't want to be interviewed, if it's possible, but... I guess I kinda was interviewed by Sumi a few days ago, before I came here. But that time, it was different. We're talking about an actual journalist interviewing me here.

...

"...You're being honest about not wanting anything else, correct? You'd better be, too." Okina raises a brow, serious. I-. Wait, is she gonna go back on her word about no tengu-?

"Uh-huh. You're talking to a fair and true reporter, after all!" Aya nods, beaming hopefully, despite the fact the 'fair and true' part of that sentence is probably, as opposed to not, wrong.

"...Very well, then. I'll allow it, as much as I hate to do so." Okina actually allows Aya to help. Why...? "You do have your uses, even if you are a tengu."

"Alri~ght!" Aya pumps her free hand into the air, before grinning wildly at me. "So you owe me an interview, mister!"

"However." Okina cuts in, raising her hand. "...I have a condition of my own to add." She's not done with the deal. That's reassuring... "...If I find out you harass or bother him in any way, I hold the right to revoke this proposal of yours, Shameimaru. And don't even think of trying to cover up such a thing, either. My servants are going with him regardless of the fact, and I'll be able to tell through them straight away."

...As if prompted to, Satono and Mai both just nod wordlessly. They don't say anything, which is surprising in Satono's case.

"...Really? Is that it?" Aya dryly stares at her, before huffing. "Fine, I guess. An interview's an interview at the end of the day."

"Journalists." John speaks up just to say that one word. Yeah, true, honestly. "...How the hell does that even make sense as a response? I-. Actually, I guess she is a true journalist, if she's making crap up."

...See, you get it.

"Excellent." Okina nods once, before smirking. "I suppose this also takes care of one of the two I told you to gather..."

The second person, huh...

Oh-. Hey, hang on, I've just had a wonderful idea! I know Okina specifically said two, but... Hey, more the merrier, right? It'd probably be safer to go in a big group during a rainstorm, too...

And whilst I could get Kasa-chan to come along regardless-. Wait, did I just call Tsukasa 'Kasa-chan' in my head for the first time? Huh. Neat. Still, whilst I could get her to come with me, she's pretty weak. That, and I don't think she'd like walking under rain. She likes being clean. Rain isn't clean. Plus it'd probably irritate her.

So~! "Be right back. Just need to go grab a few things." I quickly move to leave the room.

"Very well." Okina is about to let me leave, but suddenly pauses. "...Those things being, exactly?"

"My shield, for one. I need that. Also a few Ability Cards, and uh... y'know, the second person." I tell her, before pausing. "...Actually, maybe more than just the second person. Two or three people'll be coming here, but no more than that."

Before she can even respond, I just leave the room.

"Nice." John Doe's pleased, at least. "...Also nice going. You just left without elaborating to a sage."

Well... I need to have some time to think to myself, too. Contemplation's nifty.

"Damn right. I've got all the time I need to contemplate." O~kay... Not asking what that means, but you do you, I guess?

...

Well, first order of business, Aegis. I step over to my table, where I see Sannyo sitting there. There's a small sign saying 'temporarily closed for incident-related purposes, sorry'. I'm pretty sure that's Chimata's handwriting, too...

The moment I walk up, she immediately looks at me. "...First day, and you get dragged out to resolve an incident." She sighs. "...Guess it can't be helped."

"I mean, a sage took me into the back room over there..." I awkwardly scratch my neck, reaching down for my shield. I've already got my bag, so Aegis is all I need from here, really. Oh-. And Ability Cards. I take, like, the whole deck. Just because.

"I'm aware. How the hell'd y'even catch that sage's eye? She's more secretive than any, and I bloody damn well know next to nothin' about her. Only reason I know she even exists is 'cause of Yoko lookin' through some old history books on Gensokyo. Other than that, nothin'. Only know her name." She takes a brief smoke of her pipe, before exhaling some smoke in my general direction. "Matara, right?"

"...Yeah, that's her..." I grab Aegis, then slip it onto my hand. "She's... uh... really weird. As in, I can't get a solid read on either her or her servants."

"...She's a secret god. Of course you ain't gonna get a good idea of who she really is." Sannyo snorts, before taking another lungful of tobacco smoke. "Don't tell her y'said she's a weirdo, though. Not good to disgrace sages, y'know? Heheh."

"I'll... keep that in mind." That reminds me, Okina said Yukari, whoever she is, was talking to my sister, around the same time Okina started talking to me properly. I wonder why we're getting visited by sages...? I wonder if Kolar's been visited by a sage, too? There's probably more than just Okina, and maybe Yukari, too. Still... "Did Chimata make that sign?"

"Obviously. She's been waitin' to talk to ya, by the way. Told me she's hangin' around that oomukade whilst she's waitin', as much as I wanna boot that damned centipede out for Yoko's safety." Sannyo gruffly shakes her head, before checking her nails. "...Worst part is, Yoko doesn't seem deterred from talkin' to the centipede that literally eats her kind. She not aware of the danger an oomukade can put her in?"

Yoko's not against talking to Momoyo? She's... brave, huh. Then again... "I was with her when she talked to Momoyo before. There was another guy, too, wore weird clothes. You know who I'm talking about, right?"

"...That Dredgen fella? Yeah, I'm aware they're lurkin' around. Seemed pretty keen on avoidin' Matara, though." Then, she smirks. "Makes me wonder if they're in some kinda trouble with the sages... 'Course, s'none of my business, but it's still an interestin' thing, don't y'think?"

Ah... "...True, that is... an interesting thing, when you mention it." I bring a hand to my chin. "I wonder what they did, though...?"

"Whatever it is, must be pretty serious. From what I can tell, they're just a human, too. A youkai obviously wouldn't wear that kinda get-up in here, y'know that. I mean, look at Sai, and her... uhh..." Sannyo begins looking over where I presume Saikoro is, before blinking as she stares straight ahead. "...Huh."

I look over and see Kifujin ominously looming over who I presume is Futo, whilst having a pretty annoyed expression. Nearby, Sai and Heiwa are just eating what I think are biscuits and watching this happen, idly chatting as Kifu and Futo just stare each other down. Or, more like, Kifu is looking down on Futo, whilst Futo has to look directly up. It's a... weird thing to look at.

"...Damn. First time I've seen Kifu-chan angry like that in a while." Sannyo brings a hand to her chin, grinning...

"...Wait, Kifu's angry?" I blink, jolting in surprise at her comment.

"Sure is. She doesn't show it in an obvious way, but that expression means she's pissed 'bout somethin'. Tower-hatted gremlin over there probably insulted Heiwa-chan or somethin', because trust me, Kifu-chan takes nothin' when it comes to disrespectin' her lover." Boss nods once, slightly amused, but then sighs in annoyance. "Doesn't change the fact Sai's slackin' on the job, though. I'm gonna have t'talk with both of 'em in a bit."

"I... never knew Kifu could be angry." I fold my arms, whilst adjusting my gloves again. It feels nice to wear gloves, now... Keeps my hands warm and clean. "She seemed pretty passive to me."

"S'what a lotta people think. S'why they bet at her table, too, 'cause she's seemingly a pretty nice person. If y'anger her, though... She stays angry at you. S'a weird thing among her kind, y'see, they stay angry at someone until they apologise properly in front of an audience. Heheh." As Sannyo chuckles to herself, she removes her pipe for a brief moment. "Not a bad thing to have, though. Kifu-chan's always angry for a good reason, more often than not. Besides, all of the other bookies know Heiwa-chan pretty well, even Oki does, so they understand why Kifu-chan gets so pissed at people for calling Heiwa-chan stupid or what have ya."

...Wow. That's an interesting fact to know, for sure.

"Your coworkers seem... rather varying in terms of their personality and traits." John speaks up, sounding amused. "Yes, it's definitely a good thing you work here, such amusement on a daily basis..."

I guess it is amusing at times. Especially when Sai's being an idiot. A clumsy, nice idiot, that is to say...

"...Well then, I'll leave you to it." Sannyo stands, before walking over to Kifu and Futo to presumably break the tension. Actually, hey, if Futo's over there, is Nero-...?

Ah, there he is. He's sat nearby, also watching the commotion with Ichirin, who I've... not really talked to as much, considering. I guess Futo and Nero caught my eye more than she did.

...Still, it's good to know that there actually are men out there, somewhere. Not just a bunch of fantastical and mysterious girls, kind of like me but not really, out there, doing whatever they want. There are guys out there. Like Kolar, to name an example. And Trish too, I guess, as well as Curo.

...

I actually forgot Curo existed for a brief moment. He counts, too...

Still... Let's go approach Nero. He's one of the aforementioned 'two or three people' I want to grab for this. Well-. Not really 'grab', per se, but more like politely convince to help. If he declines, well, that's fine, I'll try and convince someone else. There's always Momoyo.

...I still don't understand why Misumaru told Momoyo about me, actually, but I guess I didn't have a say in the matter. How sad.

As I walk over to Nero, he looks up from his drink. "...Oh, hey. What is it?" Which... seems to be a cup of green tea. Not Sinsoul, like the cups of it that I swear Shonin just spawns in sometimes like she's playing a sandbox game. Ichirin also has a cup of green tea. That's nice.

Also, he can tell I'm here to speak with him specifically? Hmm... "Nothing bad. Just wanted to talk to you about something."

"Oh, hey, you're the guy from that card game table!" Ichirin focuses on me, grinning. "...Where'd you go off to? I wanted to play another round of that, but you just disappeared."

"Uh..." I scratch my neck for a brief moment. "...Sage-related shenanigans."

"...Ah." She just pauses, before nodding. "Dunno what you did, but... alright?"

"If you pissed a sage off, then you're life's as good as gone. Seriously, I've heard some of the things outsiders did to piss a sage off. Never saw or heard about them again." Nero pockets his hands, sounding... pretty solemn for a moment. "Of course, I'm not stupid. That and I'm under Byakuren-sama's care too, so it's not as if I can just be sent to some youkai feasting area without warning either by one of the sages. Because it'd have repercussions."

"You mean that uh... gap woman, right?" Ichirin turns to him, raising a brow. "...Nero, did you do something without telling anyone again...?"

"...Outside of watching a jiang shi get stuck between two gravestones without helping, no, not really." Nero still just sits there with his hands in his pocket, going neutral. "Not recently, anyway."

"O~... kay?" Ichirin just nods slowly, sort of accepting that answer. Then, she turns to me. "I guess that's a warning for you to be careful too, huh?"

"Guess so." I place one hand on my neck, stretching for a brief moment. Sitting down for a while makes you all stiff, it's... really annoying, honestly.

Then again, I guess I didn't really go outside that much. That's probably why my body's pretty lethargic, sometimes... Except for when it's not, and I'm at tip-top shape.

...I don't know how that makes sense, either.

"So why'd you come over here, anyway?" Nero asks me, grinning. "...You came to ask me for something, right? I can tell, look on your face says everything."

I-. He can tell that sort of thing? "...You can read faces that well...?"

"Sort of." He snorts, before placing one hand on the table. "...I mostly just use it to gauge whether or not a certain someone's pulling my leg about an 'endless hole in the floor'." Then, his eyes move to Ichirin. "...I thought you would have warned me she was serious, that one time."

Wait, that actually happened? I just stare at him, then look at Ichirin, tilting my head in curiosity.

"Well... To be fair, I thought Nue was joking, but she really wasn't. Uh... Whoops?" Ichirin awkwardly grins as Nero shakes his head, sighing.

"It's in the past, anyway. At least I know it was just a very dark yet shallow hole with wind blowing through it somehow, now." Nero closes one eyes, before looking at me. "...So whaddaya wanna talk about, then?"

"It's... about the rain outside." Might as well get straight to the point. "...The entire reason I got roped up into sage-related shenanigans is because the rain's an incident. I helped to solve all that stuff with the Ability Cards before, when the markets started popping up..."

"Oh, no kidding?" Nero's brows raise, before grinning. "Tell me the deets about that card incident though. Seemed interesting, even though I never really dabbled with 'em. Too busy training my magic at the time. How'd people's abilities even get in those cards, anyway...?"

"...There was a great tengu, an oomukade, a god, and a kuda-gitsune all in on it together." I'm not gonna specifically mention those four by name, but I'll tell them what they are. "...Things got complicated though, and the god and the great tengu had somewhat of a falling out. I ended up working with the god, actually, who's also the god of markets. You've seen her around the den, in fact, she even showed up whilst we were playing. Blue hair, rainbow dress?"

"Her?" Ichirin thinks on it, before nodding. "Yeah... She was the one behind that, then?"

"One of the four." Nero corrects her. "...Were you even listening?"

"A~h... No, not really." She reveals, sheepishly grinning this time.

Oh. "Well, still, I'm working with her now to set up actual markets. With actual rules and regulations and stuff, because that incident was unorganised and generally chaotic. It's namely so she can get faith reliably, without worry of being betrayed..." I fold my arms. "That's pretty much all there is to it. So, um, what I was going to ask was... Would you mind helping me out with the incident? You, I mean, Nero, no offense meant to you by the way." I glance at Ichirin.

"Aw, what?! How come you get all the fun?!" Ichirin pouts at Nero, who laughs in response.

"Guess I'm more popular. Sorry, Ichirin." Nero straightens his robes a little, before standing up and drinking the rest of his tea. "Well, you're in luck, kid. I've been touching up on magic lately. Specifically, defensive magic, such as changing someone's elemental affinities and what-not. Like, say, you have a yuki-onna, right? Those things are completely immune to cold and you use ice magic. Now, get this, I can 'enhance' them, for a lack of better words, to have different affinities. I make their immunity to cold an immunity to heat. Their weakness to heat, fire, changes to a weakness to cold, ice. Therefore, they'd be incredibly weak to their own element. Neat, huh?"

...That's... wow. "Enhance, though...?"

"Oh, yeah, Nero's the resident blesser at the temple." Ichirin tells me, putting her hands behind her head. "He's being trained to do a bunch of elemental enchantments that he can use on the fly. He can even make barriers and stuff out of elements. Ever seen a wind shield before? Or a blinding shield of light? But he can also do other stuff, y'know, not just defensive stuff. Right, Nero?"

"Yep. I can enhance the durability of objects and people, as well as their speed and strength." Nero casually places his arms on his hips. "Impressive, for a human, huh? I can even fly for short periods, but that's only really when I'm attuned to wind. If push comes to shove, I have a flintlock. For self-defense purposes, besides, it shoots danmaku and not... you know, an actual bullet that can kill someone. Killing's frowned upon, and all that."

"I... I see." I consider this, before nodding. "...Yeah, we could... probably make use of that."

"...We?" Nero raises a brow.

"There's a few others coming with me already, plus I'm still getting two more people, at most, to come along." I tell him, pocketing my hands slightly awkwardly due to Aegis.

"This is going to be absolute carnage. I cannot wait." John sounds... particularly excited about this. Hopefully it's not too chaotic... "...Listen, mate, you're talking about seven people, at most, on a boat. Because, you know, land's flooding and all without end. Since it's an incident."

Ah... I guess that would be pretty crowded, wouldn't it...?

"You guess."

Be quiet, I'll figure something out...

"Sure you will."

"...Well, I guess that's fine." Nero cracks his neck slightly. "More the merrier, am I right?"

Ha, nice, he gets it!

"Uh... You enjoy yourself then, I guess, Nero." Ichirin gives him a neutral thumbs-up. "I mean, I like... really want to beat something up, bu~t I guess keeping Futo out of trouble's another thing that's as equally as fun."

"Good luck, you're gonna need it with her." Nero tells her, before snorting. "Actually, who'm I kidding? You know Futo as well as I do, you've got this, girl."

"Have fun with that incident resolving stuff! Consider it your first actual test or... uh... however Byakuren-san'd put it!" Ichirin nods in response, before standing up and taking her tea with her. I look over at where I think Futo is-.

Oh, Shonin's there now. She's just looming ominously behind Futo, who seems... entirely unaware that Shonin's even there. Kifujin, who's still stood opposite of Futo, still seems miffed at her, though.

...I also notice the fact Junko's watching them now, too, alongside Heiwa and Sai. Is-. Is that Dredgen, too...? A lot of people're actually watching that exchange, the closer I look...

Nero gives the scene a brief glance, too, watching Ichirin step up between Kifu and Futo. And Shonin by extension, I guess... Then, he focuses on me again. "...So, uh... Where do you need me, anyway? Should I just keep waiting here?"

"There's a back room over there." I point at the room I came out of. "...There's a sage in there, as well as her two servants, and a certain crow tengu. Sorry if the last one annoys you."

"...By 'certain crow tengu', you don't mean... her, right? The 'honest and true reporter'?" Nero grimaces. I awkwardly nod in response, and he sighs. "Dammit, of all the days... Nevermind, I can put up with her if there's others there. Who're you planning on grabbing, anyway?"

"The aforementioned oomukade and market god who were behind that Ability Card incident." I give Nero another singular nod, not awkward, but confident, as if there's nothing wrong with that sentence.

"I-. What." He just stares at me for a brief moment, skeptical. "...You're kidding, right? Right?"

...I just blankly stare at him, then he interprets that the exact way I thought he would. "...Damn. You're an outsider and you've got that much influence over some people, huh...? Some luck you've got."

Well... "It's a bit of luck, but it's also because I'm kind and decent for an outsider too. Or... so I think I've been told, at least." I straighten my gloves slightly." I tell him, before beginning to walk off. "I'll see you in a bit, hopefully with those two in tow."

"Sure." He sighs, before grabbing his near-empty cup of green tea, moving over to the back room in question.

Okay, now if I were Momoyo and Chimata, where would I be...?

Well, I may as well start wandering. Sannyo said Chimata and Momoyo're together right now, so, uh... That's pretty much convenient for me, since it kills two birds with one stone, so to speak.

...That always was a morbid saying. Why would someone even kill two birds to begin with...? I certainly wouldn't...

I know for a fact Trish would definitely kill a seagull, though. She hates them.

"Fuck seagulls." John... for whatever reason, he shares Trish's sentiment of hating seagulls. Also, he swore. "Cry about it."

...Me not swearing means I'm better than you, because it means I'm not resigning myself to being defeated by someone who can't even use words right, without being vulgar.

"Nerd." He just calls me a nerd. Okay, then, I guess. I'm just... going to ignore him, now.

Whilst I walk-.

"Ah, Rajime." Tsukasa suddenly pops up from... somewhere. "Good, good, I was just looking for you... You remember what I told you about spilling the beans on some of Iizunamaru's plans, yes?"

"...Hey, Kasa-chan." I greet her, before tilting my head. "...Yeah, I remember something like that, too. Why bring it up?"

"Well..." She leans closer to my ear and begins whispering. "...Iizunamaru and Auresh had a brief back-and-forth about the land on Auresh's hill, and what classifies as it. It might intrigue you to know that Auresh seems to know Shameimaru personally. I didn't get much information, she wouldn't tell me, or anyone else for that matter, much at all... Plus, Iizunamaru and Dezain-chan left as soon as Auresh, Sathona-san, and that not-tengu had gone, so I couldn't ask them as much as I wanted to... But I did find that much out, at least. However, you're aware that Sathona-san did some things to Dezain-chan, yes? Then-."

Before she could continue, someone else steps up. "...Am I interrupting something?" It's Alice. She's still here then, huh? I also see Medicine beside her, who's... staring at Tsukasa particularly hard.

"We'll continue this later." She whispers, sounding slightly annoyed, before retreating to my back-left slightly, dropping the whispering. "Nothing at all. What seems to be the issue, hmm?"

"...I was just coming to check on Rajime." Alice squints at her, before raising a brow. "Weren't you that fox from the incident?"

"Hmm? Oh, yes, but me and Rajime are friends, I can assure you." Tsukasa looks at me expectantly.

"...Yeah, we're friends." I pocket my hands. "That happened around the time I chased after her, whilst you two, and Mike, distracted Megumu." Say, speaking of Mike... "Where even is Mike, anyway...?"

"I'm not sure myself, honestly." The magician sighs, shaking her head. "I haven't seen her around this... den, at all."

"I haven't either..." Medicine slouches slightly. "Maybe she just forgot? I do that sometimes! It's a really big problem!"

"Possibly, but also unlikely, I feel." Alice continues shaking her head for a few more moments, before standing neutrally. "Regardless, what exactly happened? I noticed that you went into a back room with a certain woman..."

O~h. Okina. Alice noticed her, huh...?

Tsukasa also seems slightly interested, raising a brow slightly. "Now I wonder what this could be about...? Truly, you must be quite the individual who stands out a fair lot, Rajime..."

...Okay, ignoring that comment, I pocket my hands, looking at Alice. "You saw her, huh? Okay, let me explain..."

I take a deep breath, getting ready to explain what happened between me and Okina...

...

 


Meanwhile... (??? POV)

 

...

Silence. The cold dark. It's all so familiar to me, yet in it, there's a sense of insanity. Of confusion, of vagueness, of... doubt.

Much has happened in the years. Gensokyo developed, it grew, it expanded. Vagabonds from all over came, from outside the barrier, from high above in Heaven, from the deep belows of Hell, Former Hell, and more... Some even descended from the Moon, a long time ago, to make their own lives there.

As I said, vagabonds, the lot of them. I've been living in Gensokyo for quite some time now, I made my 'final gambit' around nineteen years ago, soon to be twenty. I knew I had to pass the torch eventually, yes, I knew that very well. Such is the way with my kind of person.

However, instead of passing the torch to someone else, and then disappearing forever, something... very strange had happened. I was given another shot at life. A second wind, more like.

Even though I could very well be running on borrowed time, I'm certainly alive. I can feel everything. I can feel... so much. The air around me is strong, yet it fears my presence, as if it knows I'm not to be trifled with, or taken lightly.

Silence. The pitch black. It's soothing, calming, yet also eerie. Disturbing. Many people find it unsettling, I don't. I embrace the darkness and its inky blackness invading me. 

I've been traversing through this darkness for who knows how long, now. I've been doing it in search of something-. No, of someone, more like. The one who sullied me and my very essence, changed me entirely. No longer can I stick to one true name, I'm only known by an alias these days. 'Bruschetta'. Fitting, yet also not. I'm aware it's the name of a type of bread, but I genuinely prefer to focus on the 'Brusch' part. It sounds a lot like 'brush', no, it does sound like brush. And said brush is the one used to paint over the canvas which is my identity, so, so many times. So many different colours, so many shades, so many identities... But such little time spent with each.

Many names I've spent, searching for redemption. Many names wasted more like.

That's the dilemma you have, when you're someone who can't stick to one appearance. My body shifts uncontrollably, changes without my input, without warning. One day, I could be making a friend. The next, they would have no idea who I am, for my body changed overnight. Truly a sad concept, is it not?

To fear over my identity crisis, however, is not why I'm here. I may permanently be 'Bruschetta', various 'comrades' who stuck with my ideals know me by that name, but they're not my allies at all. I know nothing about them, I can't even trust them, sometimes. 

We do, however, all use codenames. Our identities are to be kept secret. There's 'Storm' and 'Surge', they're the weakest of our group, yet also the most reliable when they work together. Our most recent addition, 'Insomnia', is quite strong in their own right, but they're unreliable. They haven't been with us as long. If I had to rank them in terms of strength, they'd be the fourth-strongest. There's 'Empress', they're like a monarch of serpents. Constantly lying and manipulating, seducing and tempting... Frankly, they're extremely reliable, and I'd argue they're the third-strongest of us all.

'Quake'. I'm not sure what there is to say about them, they seem to lack a purpose for themselves, that's what made them resonate with my ideal of fighting for your identity. 'Insurgence'. They... are a special one, compared to the others. They may seem angsty, if not vulgar, but they fight for a true purpose. Revenge and hatred fuels them, hatred for what humans had done to them, and their sister, whoever she is. I know not of her full identity, but that she lives among those filthy humans in that overpopulated village, and that she's called Silia. Insurgence and their sister share nothing in terms of traits, outside of their abilities apparently being stark contrasts to one another. A yin and a yang...

It's quite funny how much that symbology comes up. The yin-yangs... The Hakurei yin-yangs, at that, are especially renowned for their destructive yet creative powers. A true balance of creation and destruction, forged under both light and dark by a certain god a long, long time ago, with the assistance of one of my 'allies', 'Splice'. Splice is unique. They're a robot, nothing organic like everybody else in this godforsaken land and beyond, but they're old. Outdated. They have their uses to me yet, though, so I won't let them go. I can't.

And lastly, I come to my most trusted companion, and the only one I may consider a true friend in the end... An individual who nobody knows, much like myself. I treat them like a pet, sometimes, as in I spoil them a fair amount. I cannot help such a notion, either, their size is pitiful and they're very weak physically, but their ability more than makes up for it, alongside their techniques and strategic genius. I call them... No, actually, I will adress her by name, not her codename. I'm aware I am breaking the promise we made to not use our real names, however... Kipper Rinough. She's my precious, the only person who's keeping me together whilst everything goes on. Everyone else calls her 'U.N. Owen', or simply put, 'Unknown' or 'U.N.' for short.

...

The world of darkness, what's considered the underworld to Shintoism, Yomi... A certain someone moved here a long time ago. A certain someone nobody would ever find here, cast away among the shadows and darkness. The pitch black is cold, unforgiving, yet it's not impossible to traverse. That is where I am, right now, searching for a certain someone in this frigid, dark void.

Dark, darker, and darker it becomes. Deep, deeper, and deeper I go. It seems almost endless, but I've learnt to drown out the passing of time down here. If I kept track of it, I would drive myself insane, no doubt. I'd prefer to keep what little sanity I have left, too.

Thinking to myself like this allows me to perform such a tedious task, too. It passes time as I float along through the underworld of shadow.

My... acquaintances. They consider each other family, with me as the mother of the group. As if, I merely told them my ideals, and it resonated with them. I don't have any control over them, although... Storm and Surge are unique cases. Storm actually has a father, but they don't talk anymore. They found Surge one day whilst dancing in the rain, funnily enough. Rain, to them, is the only way Storm truly feels alive. And a storm surge... I suppose it is befitting for them, to have it as their codenames. Matching codenames, at that.

...The entire reason we use codenames is so that no pesky sages try to interfere with my plans. To truly find my purpose, which is the reason I'm even doing this to begin with, is to take over Gensokyo by any means. What allowed me to remain, even after handing responsibilities down to my next-of-kin... is here. To find it, without issue, Gensokyo must be mine. That's my plan. Hence why I don't want sages interfering, because they'd do anything to stop me. This I know, at least two have tried in the past, and failed miserably at stopping me. I stole their identities, for a time, until people suspected I was just acting as them. Of course, they're dead now. I killed them.

By no means am I a good person, but I am not a bad one either. I don't act out of carnal desires or... some silly impulse. No, I let my lack of purpose drive me. Finding said purpose will make me whole, then I will be content. And only when I have that purpose, I'll be entirely satisfied.

...

Yomi, the underworld in Shinto mythology, is ruled over by Izanami, the wife of Izanagi. I haven't seen any traces of her trying to interfere with my existence down here, which is good. Less distractions, the better. But she's not who I'm here for, as much as I would love to take on the identity of one of the original gods.

No, instead, I'm here for one Lubrae Hieropha. She had moved here a long time ago, unbeknownst to anybody else. Not her disciples, students, or otherwise knew anything of where she went. Her beloved creations, the Altercators, had gone with her. Lubrae was, if anything, an innovative genius who could cause revolutions wherever she went. That's what I admire about her... and exactly why I need to find her. I need her to teach me one thing, and one thing only, which is...

...No, actually, I know what I want. I'm not risking anybody possibly probing my mind to find out my motivations. I'm smart enough to avoid that. If it's Izanami, so be it, I'll fight a greater god than any before. If it's someone else, it doesn't matter, they'd be dead in seconds.

My entire existence, and my true identity, must be kept a secret... Not that I have a true identity, but there was a name I was planning on keeping for everyone to know me by, when the time is right. Perhaps I'll run it by Kipper, when I return to the surface world, and see if she likes it.

But, alas, my search continues in this dark world beneath...

...

 


Meanwhile... (Rajime POV)

 

I... ah... huh? I hold my head for a brief moment. I'd just finished explaining everything I know regarding Okina and why she's here to Alice, Medicine, and Tsukasa...

"...What the hell was that feeling?" John felt that, too...? "Obviously. The hell could've caused that? You were talking just fine, them bam, a wave of unease washes over you."

That's exactly how it felt... I'm not sure what it was about it, but... Something about it felt familiar...? Darkness... It felt like darkness itself.

"You're probably just exhausted." John supposes, not really sounding that interested anymore. "I mean, you're going out to resolve a bloody incident, right after one ended yesterday, mate."

Ah... Yeah, that's right, actually... Maybe I should just rest whilst we're out there...

"Good luck, because you're gonna be battered with rain." John snorts, before goin quiet.

"...So you're heading out to resolve another incident?" Alice interprets, snapping me from my inner thoughts. I'm still not sure why John Doe appeared, but he doesn't seem malicious, and he does genuinely seem to be like a spirit of some kind... Still. "So soon, too?"

"Uh... yeah." I nod once, scratching my neck. "I've not really got... all day, though, plus I need to grab two people..."

"Why can't I come with you?!" Medicine pouts, annoyed. "I wanna!"

"Medicine, don't be so selfish." Alice immediately chides her, before sighing. "...After all, he made his decision on who to take with him. And what if you lost Su-san, too? I'm imagining it would be impossible to recover her, should she be lost among the waters outside."

"Ah-... Well, that's, um..." Medicine fumbles over what she wants to say, before pouting. "Fine..."

...Just out of curiosity, I turn to Tsukasa. "Hey, uh, Tsukasa, would you-?"

"No." Before I can even ask her if she wants to come with me, she declines. "...I'm not particularly fond of rainwater. That, and I only wear this-" She gestures to her one-piece outfit. "-so getting it soggy means I would be indecent, which I would much rather avoid."

Wh-. What. "...What do you mean you only wear that?" I just blink at her. "Do you just wear nothing underneath...?"

"Wearing less clothing makes me more sleek and dynamic." That still doesn't make sense, Tsukasa, what-. "...It also makes me lighter and makes it easier to slip into pipes, among other things."

"Oh. That's why. I-. Wait, no, that still doesn't make sense." I just stare at her. "Any underwear or anything wouldn't make that much of an impact, right...?"

"...How would you know that, exactly?" Alice raises a brow at me.

Uh-. "I'm pretty sure that's not important." I turn my stare to her next. 

"Now, don't tell anybody else this, but..." Tsukasa begins, grinning wryly, her voice going slightly quieter... "...Rajime-chan's a woman."

I-. I just turn to her. "Why."

"Oh? You aren't denying it?" She keeps grinning at me.

...I'm going to have stern words with her lately, or tell Akane to have a stern talk with her later, more like. Tsukasa seems to listen to Akane...

Wait she told that to Alice and Medicine, didn't she-?

"I-. I see." Alice actually seems surprised to hear this... Medicine just looks like she's in shock-. Wait, neither of them knew?! I thought Sannyo would've told them or something! I-... I guess Junko didn't know either, after that, until Shonin showed up...

"What girl dresses like that, though...?!" Medicine looks me over in confusion. Fortunately, she kept her voice down enough so not a lot of people'd hear that. Fortunately.

"I'm not going to pry, although, Marisa may have competition..." Alice begins grinning to herself. I-. What does that mean.

"Now what could that mean, I wonder...?" Tsukasa brings a finger to her lips, pursing them.

You know what-. No. "I'm... not even going to ask. I'm just going to go now..." I take a deep breath, and begin walking away, in search of Chimata and Momoyo.

"Wh-. Hey, Rajime, wait-." I hear Medicine try to follow me, but I almost immediately slip between the patrons of the den, just vanishing into obscurity.

...

I don't even know why I specified 'vanishing into obscurity', but whatever, finding Momoyo and Chimata is more important at this rate.

...I can't say I expected Tsukasa to just reveal that though, out of the blue.

Still, at any rate, I should-.

"Oh, Rajime!" Speak of the devils. Or-. Uh, god and oomukade, more like.

I somehow managed to find the table Momoyo and Chimata're sat at. It's not a game table or anything, it's just... an empty one, with a bunch of paper on it, some have things written down, all in Chimata's handwriting for the most part. I take a look at one and just see 'Hell Hustle plan' written on it. Okay, not asking what that's about, but whatever.

"You two really are working together, huh?" Momoyo speaks up, somewhat surprised to see me and Chimata side-by-side, before grinning. "Cool, it's whatever, I guess. Not 'sactly my place to dig into either. Good t'see you're makin' do with what you got followin' the uh... messy break-up as I'm callin' it between ya 'n Iizunamaru."

"'Messy break-up'. More like betray central, but that's my own opinion." I take a seat at the table too, since there was, conveniently, an empty chair beside Chimata.

"Damn, got a sense of humour too, huh?" Momoyo chuckles. "Picked one hell of a good partner, didn't ya, Chima?"

"It's only logical." Whenever these two speak, I can see the difference between them. Momoyo's a lot more... curt. Informal. She reminds me of Marisa, for some reason. Chimata, on the other hand, is really polite. She's like a cinnamon roll at times due to how polite she can be. I-. A Chimamon roll, eh?

...I could've done better with that pun, actually.

"You suck at making puns." Oh, shush, John, you know what I meant.

Still, Chimata and Momoyo seem to not be at each other's throats. I-. Actually, I guess Chimata writing in Gensopedia should've made that obvious. Nevermind that thought, but still, they look like they're good friends. Maybe I should bring Chimata along, too... Because, you know, having an actual friend there is nice.

Also, Chima. Maybe I should call Chimata that.

"So hell brings ya 'round here, huh?" Momoyo decides to ask me, leaning on the table. "Oh-. Wait, wait, 'old up, 'fore ya say anythin'... Chima, didn't y'wanna talk to 'im 'bout somethin' 'r other?"

How many times did Momoyo just shorten a word there. Actually, no, nevermind. "Komakusa-dayuu-" Didn't forget the nickname, fortunately. "-mentioned something like that... What did you want to talk about, Chimata...?"

"Oh, it's quite simple, really. I was planning on expanding my influence into Hell." Chimata neutrally smiles. Oh, really? "I'm aware Junko-san has some ties to the Goddess of Hell, Lapislazuli-san, yes? I figured I could ask her to ask Lapislazuli-san if I could have some influence in Hell's economy, if that makes sense."

"...I see." I nod once, before tilting my head. "Is that why you've got that 'Hell Hustle plan' there...?" I decide to point out that piece of paper I noticed.

"Whoa, Chima, really broadenin' yer horizons, eh?" Momoyo chuckles, then looks between me and her. "Y'know, closer I look, y'both'd probably fit real well as a 'double rainbow' kinda thing, if he changes up 'is colours a wee bit. Hell, y'could go further than y'did with Iizunamaru 'n literally be a double rainbow wit'-."

"That's enough, I-I believe." Chimata clears her throat. What the hell was Momoyo getting at there. I-. Is Chimata blushing? Wh-. What. Why? I don't-...

Oh. Oh. Now I get it... I just turn and ominously smile at Momoyo. "...Do you want to say that again?"

"U-Uh... N-Nah, I'm good, actually." How does that intimidate her, of all people. I'm a human. She's a youkai that literally eats dragons. Is my smile that menacing...? Huh. Learn something new every single day... Still, why. "I-I just figured if y'were gonna be dead serious 'bout this partnership, ya'd consider-."

"N-No! N-Not... Not this instant, at least." Chimata spares me a glance, before sighing, taking a deep breath after doing so. "Hmh... M-Moving on, this plan of mine... I was planning on letting Junko-san read it... But I can't say I've ever heard of how Lapislazuli-san actually acts... Rajime, can I ask for your opinion on how she... erm... is, exactly?"

My opinion? I bring a hand to my chin. "If I had to put Hecatia's personality into words... She's someone with a strong sense of freedom. I mean that as in she's very unorthodox and out of place compared to literally anybody in this den, or Gensokyo as a whole, right now. See Shonin over there?" I point to where I think Shonin is. "Think about it like her, but far more casual and less disturbing. Hecatia's pretty approachable, if you ask me. Pleasant enough to not be a weirdo like Shonin, too."

"Is that so...? Hmm, well, I definitely will consider this..." Chimata nods once. "Even though it may be a while until I meet Lapislazuli-san face-to-face, I'll keep your words in mind, Rajime. Thank you for that-."

"Heh, and y'know, you'll also keep 'is-." Momoyo butts in, only for-

"Momoyo!" -Chimata to immediately stop her from continuing, pouting. "Not in here...!"

Okay, I just turn to Momoyo and stare her down this time, with the same, if not slightly worse, smile. "...What did I just say, Momoyo?"

"Ah... M'bad." She shakes her head, looking away this time as she mumbles something. "How the hell's a kid like 'im know how t'be so menacin', too...? He's like that smokin' chick with the pipe..."

'Smokin' chick with the pipe'. I'm assuming she's referring to Sannyo, since nobody else fits that bill, obviously. Still. "I heard that, you know."

"Sheesh, alright, alright, I'm sorry." Momoyo raises her hands, with the centipede leaning back slightly. "Didn't know y'both were all touchy 'bout that topic, but ah... It also kinda confirms m'thoughts about that, too."

"...Said thoughts being?" I raise a brow.

"How are you this dense." John asks me, blatantly confused. I just want to confirm-. "Confirm these nuts." Pft-. Whah-. "Look, it's obvious what the hell the hell those thoughts of hers are."

However, before Momoyo could even say anything she shouldn't, Chimata speaks up. "I believe that's not important, right now... F-For now, anyway."

Well, she's flustered. That's the first time I've seen her flustered, I think. Normally she's really confident, if not a bit overzealous, but... I think that 'talk' of Momoyo's freaked her slightly.

I mean, if I was her, I'd be the same way. But I've had some girls, and women my age too, try and hit on me before and let me tell you, I politely declined their... uh... 'offers'. I know how... to uh... handle talk like that. Either that or Trish terrifies them, like the big sis she is.

"...Aight." Momoyo scratches her cheek with her pickax's sharp end, before looking at me. "Y'know, actually, on the topic of ya... Y'got somethin' t'ask? Ya've got that look on yer face where y'want somethin'."

Oh, right, right, why I came here originally... I'll take Momoyo with me. I know how to get her involved with this and it involves one sentence. Maybe two, if she decides to ask a question. Chimata... I'll see if I can get her to come, too.

"Uh... Yeah, actually." I watch Chimata briefly gather her notes and papers for a brief moment, then continue. "I got pulled into a back room by a sage for, well, sage things, which ended up in me being sent out to resolve the rain incident outside. Because it's an incident. I was thinking of letting you two come along if you want to help." I look at Momoyo as I specifically say this next part. "If each incident has a main culprit, then this one's probably really strong if they're able to flood Gensokyo..."

"Yeah, no, I'm sold." Momoyo shoots up from her seat, excited. Yeah, I thought that'd convince her... "Back room, right? I'll see y'ther, kiddo. I'm just gonna let you double rainbows talk. Heheh..."

...

I watch Momoyo go off for a moment, before noticing Chimata lost in thought. "You alright, Chima...?"

"H-Hm?" She jumps up, briefly surprised I spoke, then nods twice. "Yes, yes, I'm fine, I'm fine, I was just... caught up with my thoughts, is all. I've just eben so busy with the ongoing minor market here, is all..."

"I know the feeling, even if I haven't been at this for as long as you have." I place a hand on her smile using my left, smiling gently this time, unlike it of being overly ominous. "It's alright if you want to stay behind. I won't judge."

"No, I want to help." Chimata pouts at me. "Do you think I'm weak, or something? I'm not! Besides, I can make sure Ability Cards are ready to use, and I know you've got the deck I gave you earlier! Those should be more than enough, I believe! But... I also sort of want to make it up to you, for all your help, unintentional or otherwise. It's just... what Momoyo said caught me off-guard... A-About you and me, I mean, I didn't expect that..."

"...That was crude of her." I chuckle, raising my right hand to my mouth. "But she's a centipede, right? She probably doesn't care about public decency."

"I suppose that makes sense..." Chimata folds her arms, gently nudging my hand off of her shoulder through subtle movements. "But, unlike me, you handled that smoothly, as if you've had experience... Do you think Momoyo was joking about all of that... 'double rainbow' nonsense? Y-Yes, she had to have been, there's no other way..."

I should consider my words carefully... I mean, one slip-up means this could be taken the entirely wrong way, and then Chimata'll see me an entirely different way... It's only been, like, four or five days since I've been here and things have already started getting... 'funky', for a lack of better words.

"Do it, no balls." John's pressuring me to make a decision. I-. Shut up. "Whoa, okay, sheesh, chill your... uh... womanliness."

Masculinity, you mean.

"...That just makes you sound like a mom, what the fuck..." He chuckles. Ah-. Just be quiet! "Alright, you got it."

Thank you... Now, then, what do I say...?

...

Maybe... this is the right answer to that question. "Maybe... she wasn't entirely joking?" I decide to offer my opinion.

"You don't think she was?" Chimata stares at me in surprise, then widens her eyes. "W-Wait, are you implying-."

"No, I'm not implying anything, don't get me wrong. I specified 'wasn't entirely joking', not just 'wasn't joking'." I raise a finger quickly. Whew, bullet dodged. "...I mean that as in, uh... maybe she was joking in some points, but she might also see us as... you know, that. She even compared you being with me to you when you were with Megumu before... you-know-what happened."

"Ah... I see..." She brings a hand to her chin, pondering for a few seconds, then snaps her fingers. "So perhaps Momoyo simply was joking about us being partners in the literal sense... but she also sees that we have potential outside of just being business partners? I never thought she would have an eye for something like that, for a centipede... My, it was quite shocking to hear her say that at first, but I'm relieved now." Then, she looks away for a brief moment. "Um... Actually, about that, you wouldn't be against-...? N-No, this is too soon, actually."

"...How the hell did you just do that." John is now extremely confused. "I thought you would've just gone for it, convinced her that the damn dragon-eater was serious about you and her. Because, you know, you need that sort of-." Be quiet! "O-Okay, okay, me and my stupid mouth is ruining the moment. Still, good for you."

...Uh-huh. Still, I decide to have some fun myself. "Is there something you want to ask me?" I tilt my head, bringing a finger to my lips as I purse them. I think I know what she was going to ask, but still. It is too soon for that.

"N-No, not just yet..." Chimata awkwardly gives me a smile. "Let's just... focus on other things, I have plans for market expansions to go over, too..."

Fair enough.

...We still barely know each other, even if we know a whole lot more than average in that 'barely know' part, after all. I think Momoyo doesn't have a filter, that's why this even got brought up to begin with, probably.

Chimata is neat, though. As a person, I mean, she and I know what it's like to lose something, then cling to what little of it you have left.

I'm hopeful she'll get her faith back, though. I mean, I don't try to brag, but I'm helping her. 

Hopeful...? I feel like I'm forgetting something, here... Maybe it'll come back to me later. Hopefully, I should probably say. Heheh.

"Uh... Not to burst your bubble or anything, but... You are aware that 'hope' is one of your six, as they've been dubbed, triggers for your ability, right?" John abruptly mentions, cutting into my thoughts... Ah, yeah, that's right, actually. Hope's the big one for me, or so I think Misumaru said, if she said that, anyway. There's also adoration, justice, fear, instincts, and desperation... "I'm fairly sure Junko adores you. And I uh-... Actually, nevermind that part, that's not important. That Misumaru lady's probably tied to your instincts, though, I bet."

I wonder what he was going to say just then...? People tend to have a habit of doing that. First Chimata, now him. Not that I'm one to actively pry. Plus he does make some good points. Junko probably does adore me... and Misumaru's definitely got something to do with my instincts. I mean, she taught my ancestors how to get their potential under wraps, at least, and she plans to do that for me too. Maybe I'll ask her if she could train my instincts when I next see her... whenever that is.

Maybe if I'm more in touch with those triggers, I'll have a better control of my ability. And with a better control of my ability, I can reliably walk ten metres without being gibbed by some random youkai in the woods. Reliably. Still depends on the abilities and strength of the youkai in question, though...

...I wonder if there's any giant youkai out there. I know Sodatsu can change size to be as big as a mountain, or so she claims, plus that Suika girl's out there. I know those two exist, but what about naturally giant youkai...?

Actually, if there are any natural giants out there, I don't think I want to annoy one. Part of me, however, does want to ride on Sodatsu's head or shoulder whilst she's a giant. One, because it'd be fun, and two, because she's generally fine with me. I think.

"You're weird." John outright tells me. Hey, buddy, you're also weird for wanting me to actively act like a depraved individual. "Don't word it like that, man, you make it sound worse than it actually is..."

You're not denying my point, though.

"Rajime." Suddenly, Junko walks up to the table, looking slightly annoyed, but otherwise neutral. "...Tenkyuu." She nods at Chimata once, before focusing on me. "...You've been told to resolve an incident, haven't you?"

"...Did word get around that fast...?" I look at her blankly.

"When you tell a fox, anything can move around however fast they want it to be, slow or not." Junko tells me with a flat tone, meaning it was Tsukasa that told her. "...She told everyone after you told her, by the way."

Oh.

"Kudamaki did?" Chimata furrows her brows, before sighing. "I suppose that's in her kind's nature..."

"Still." Junko gives me a frown. "I can't say I entirely approve of a sage meddling in my affairs, as you're my responsibility, but if it's your choice to do such a thing, then... so be it. I have no qualms about it, so long as you consent to it. Just... tell me as soon as possible when you do these things next time. That Ability Card incident was one thing, though I suppose you had no way of contacting me at the time, but still, you ended up getting hurt. And if you get hurt here, I can't help you. Unless if I were to come along, that is."

"I'll be there." Chimata speaks up before I can get a word in. "I can... keep an eye on him, plus, we're utilising Ability Cards. Or-. More like, he is, I'm just letting them be active."

"That and I already have... um..." I think on it, pausing. There's Aya, Satono, Mai, Nero, Momoyo, Chimata, then me... That's seven in the group. Count Okina, that's eight. "...There's six people going with me, seven if you were to count the amount of people helping."

"Ah. Very well." Junko nods at me, then holds something out. "You could probably use this, then."

"Is... that a lotus flower?" I focus on it, raising a brow. It looks exceptionally clean... Oh-. That lily, I... just remembered I have it on my ear...

"Yes. Consider it the other half of that lily you're wearing. How are you finding it, exactly?" Junko decides to probe me on the topic of the purified lily. 

Well... "I feel more energetic than usual. A lot more awake, too." I adjust it slightly, because now that I've acknowledged it, I can't get it out of my head that it's there. 

"Ah. That was the intended effect, but have you felt any pain where that bruise is, lately? Have you even checked it all?" Junko raises a brow at me.

...I decide to check immediately. I lift my shirt partly and-. Ah. No bruise. Wonderful. I then drop my shirt, before anybody decides to be cheeky. Didn't Aikido mention that this should heal minor injuries...? I guess that extends to bruises, huh?

"I'll take that as a no, then." Junko smiles neutrally, then extends the lotus to me. "This lotus is unique and is supposed to be paired with that lily on your ear. You see, unlike the lily, it doesn't exactly heal injuries in a blatant way. You may, however, find that it enhances your... capabilities, to an extent. Such as the regenerative properties of that lily, or anything associated with divinity. Such as your shield, or even those around you." She spares Chimata a glance, before continuing. "In theory, it should also allow you to tap into your life force more to use as a defensive tool, though my testing may have been biased, since I'm not sure how your existence'd react to that."

Oh. Unknown properties. Fun for everyone, I guess. Still, that divinity-amplifying part, as I'll call it, is interesting. Actually, I may as well name this lily and lotus... Maybe the lily is Kenko and the lotus is Zoka. I know Kenko means health, roughly, and Zoka means... increase, I'm pretty sure. Increase in reference to Zoka's, well, amplifying nature, whilst health is because Kenko heals injuries, to a certain limit. It pretty much just means 'health increase' when put together. I think. No, wait, that's 'kenko zoshin'. Uh... hmm.

Ah, to hell with it, let's keep things simple. Kenko's the lily, Zoka's the lotus.

...It's hard to tell a lily and lotus apart, sometimes, but the finer details're there...

Well, I place Zoka on my other ear. You know, the one with no flower. I immediately feel... different, somehow. I feel calmer, maybe? More collected? Whatever that feeling it is, it's good.

"I believe having such an iem helping you would be, well, useful, simply put." Chimata smiles, giving a small nod. "Even if I were to be the only one benefitting from the divinity amplification in this circumstance, its other traits seem useful."

"That's my intention. Using your own purity to defend yourself is something I do with ease." Junko places her hands in her sleeves, briefly flashing those purple flames behind her, then begins to walk away. "Should you wish to talk to me, then you know where I am."

"Actually!" Chimata stops her, producing that 'Hell Hustle plan' from before. "Could you have a read through this and give me your thoughts after this incident, please? I was planning on expanding into Hell, if it's possible..."

Junko eyes the associated papers for a few seconds, before gently taking them. "...Very well. This means you wan to talk to Hecatia too, don't you? I can arrange such a thing... but be warned, she's not exactly your average person. In every aspect of that sentence, that is to say."

"Rajime gave me a rough idea of what she's like. I'll be fine... I hope." Chimata neutrally places one hand on my shoulder, this time.

"Ah. Good. I just figured I would warn you. I'll return these plans with my thoughts and any amendments I can think of after you return, Tenkyuu." Junko nods sagely, holding the papers under her arm as she then looks at me. "Take care of yourself, Rajime. I had a talk with Tsumugi and Shirogane a few minutes ago, before I approached you. They seemed particularly interested in you being requested to resolve an incident, by a sage no less. Normally these get resolved on their own, but for a sage to actively seek someone out... It must be dire. Take extreme caution out there and try not to catch a cold."

"I'll try." I place my hands on my hips, smiling. "No guarantee, but..."

"That's all I ask." Junko laughs into her hand briefly, before stepping away for real this time,

Okay, now that that's over with... I adjust Kenko and Zoka, then turn to Chimata. "Shall we go? They're probably waiting for us."

"Ah, yes, that's right... Let us be off." Chimata begins walking ahead, letting go of my shoulder as I walk beside her. It's here where I notice that she's, like, a head shorter than I am. I can't help but notice that. 

Still, I wonder how serious Momoyo... was. About all that...

Actually, no, that's not important.

 


 

Walking into the back room, I'm greeted with-.

"For the last time, you cheap crow, there's nothing like that going on at the temple." Nero and Aya are staring each other down. Nero seems particularly done with Aya, whilst Aya doesn't seem to care about what he says. Momoyo's just watching whilst squatting, with her pickax slung over her shoulder and her shovel leaning on the wall nearby.

Okina seems to be ignoring that exchanged, talking to her two servants.

"So you say. I bet there is." Aya doesn't believe him on... whatever it is they're talking about. "I bet the head priest's just told you to keep quiet about all that treasure. C'mon, tell me just a little..."

"I can't. Because if you go around reporting that there's treasure underneath the temple, I know for a fact a certain witch will blow the doors down in search of it. Which, mind you, isn't fun for me. Because I'm the one who has to fix it. Every time." Nero deadpans, squinting at her. "Also, wouldn't this count as harassment?"

"It's not harassment. It's just a~..." Aya trails off, thinking of a response, before quickly regaining her tempo. "It's just a lighthearted question!"

Momoyo, at this time, seems to just now notice that me and Chimata're here. She waves us over, whilst nobody else seems to notice that we're-.

Wait, no, pretty sure Satono knows we're here, but she's not said anything. Yet.

Still, I sit beside Momoyo. Chimata does too. "Took y'both long enough..." Surprisingly, she's pretty quiet.

"Sorry, had something to do." I respond, taking the same tone, before staring at Aya and Nero. "...What's with them...?"

"Dunno. Came in here 'n they were squabblin' 'bout some stupid crap." Momoyo shrugs. "First thing I heard was that t'Taoist leader and Buddhist leader are in some love-hate disaster of a relationship. Dumbass tengu said it was a 'unique love story'. Scarred guy has denied literally everythin' she said. Somehow, it got t'some treasure bein' buried underneath that temple. That I'm kinda more interested in, because y'know, treasure."

Oh... "Okay then...?" I scratch my neck awkwardly for a moment.

"A tengu...?" Chimata squints at Aya, before sighing. "Not my place to pry. If she's here to genuinely help, then so be it..."

"I couldn't do anything about her being here." I reveal to Chimata, placing my hands on my knees. "...Sorry."

"It's fine. I can at least keep an eye on her in the odd case she were to do anything 'funny', as one would put it." Chimata pinches her temple, before smiling. "But, it is quite a diverse group..."

"Crab hat's the sage, by the way." Momoyo decides to point out for Chimata, vaguely gesturing to Okina.

Also, crab hat. I mean, it does look like a crab.

"Her servants' hats literally look like shoes." John points out. Y'know, yeah, you've got a point too... "Also you wear the most straight hat ever."

Ah-. Shut up.

"...Sir yes sir." John complies, sounding slightly intimidated that time...?

"...You gro another flower on y'ear 'r somethin'?" Momoyo just now takes notice of Zoka, blinking at it.

"To be precise, he received it from Junko-san, who's taking care of him, as well as allowing me to reside in the same place also." Chimata elaborates to her for me. Oh, well, that's nice of her.

"I have names for them, by the way." I pocket my hands. "...Kenko and Zoka. Kenko being the lily-" I tap the lily for emphasis. "-and Zoka being the lotus."

"Or, quite literally, 'health' and 'increase'." Okina abruptly joins into the conversation, next to us. "...You could have told me you had returned, by the way."

Ah-. "Oh, right, yeah, my bad..." I scratch my neck gingerly, before staring at Aya and Nero. They're... still going.

"Ah, yes, that." Okina also stares at them. Might I add, she's just floating in the air, on that big chair. Hey-. That rhymed. Nevermind that, though. How is she doing that and why. "Satono, Mai. Break them up."

"Of course." They both nod, before quickly stepping between the tengu and monk in perfect sync. 

"Eh?" Aya steps back, then notices I've returned. "...Oh. I guess it's time. Whatever, I got nothing from that..."

"And that's good for me." Nero snorts, before stepping over. "So what's the scoop, huh? We good to go?"

"Just a moment." Okina proceeds to pull an orange coat from behind her. "Here. I said I'd get you a coat."

Oh. Huh, neat. I take it, then give it a look over. It's one of those puffy ones that look awkward, but they're super comfy. I have one like that back home...

...Not that I can get it now, mind you.

"Where were y'keepin' that." Momoyo decides to ask, befuddled at the concept of spontaneously appearing coats. I've come to not question things like that now, because I've seen weirder. Like, say, Saikoro. Because she's weird.

I also just noticed that Satono and Mai have similar coats on to this one, in their respective colours that is, too...

"Up her ass." John answers, even though Momoyo can't hear him.

Also-. I thought I told you to shut it.

"Whoa, hey, bud, calm down." John clicks his tongue. "...Don't blow a gasket, or whatever the hell that saying is."

Ah-. Yeah, that's pretty rude... Sorry.

"It's 'ight." He snorts. "I get why you're so annoyed, at least. Having a stranger in your head's annoying, ain't it?"

Especially when they're a wise guy cracking retorts every five seconds, whilst speaking like they're at some sort of political conference or they're a therapist at a therapy session.

"...Yeah, that's the best way to put it." He even knows. 

"Wouldn't you like to know?" Okina simply grins at Momoyo, as I tune back into the conversation, slipping the coat on. It-. It has a zipper. Aw, sweet... It's comfy and warm, at least. And-. Oh, it even has a hood! This really is comfy!

"Hey, god lady. Where's my coat?" Aya wants a coat, too, apparently.

"You don't get one." Okina instantly replies, snapping her gaze to Aya. "I can name multiple reasons why, too."

"...Darn." Aya sighs, defeated. Then she turns to Nero-. "You don't need that hood, right?"

"Do not even think about doing it." Nero instantly snaps. "...This hood's important to me. Take it and not even Byakuren-sama would be able to hold me back."

"Whoa, someone's touchy about their clothes." Momoyo snorts, before raising a brow. "...That important to you, huh?"

"Yes." Nero tightens his hood slightly. "...My son gave it to me a long time ago, as a gift. I've kept it since, because it fits." He has a son? "I'll tell you more about it whilst we're out looking."

"Interesting, to say the least, but..." Chimata tilts her head. "How exactly are we searching...?"

"I've prepared a suitable raft for you to use. It was originally meant to hold five people, although..." Okina stares at me. "...Someone believed it was a good idea to bring two extra people."

"More the merrier." I nod to myself.

"...Well, if 's fine with everyone else, I'm paddlin'. I'm t'one wit' the damned shovel, after all." Momoyo taps her shovel to prove her point. "...Also I'm way stronger than, like, all of you when it comes t'physical strength."

Okay, that's fair. Uh... hmm. I decide to ask one thing. "What're Satono and Mai going to be-."

"We'll be following your orders for the time being, as Okina-sama allows it." Mai speaks up almost immediately, cutting me off.

"He~y. Mai, you could've let him finish." Satono pouts at her. "Kinda rude to cut him off, don't you think?"

"...I'd like for this to be over with as soon as possible. The rain is, quite literally, a detriment to everyone. Except, perhaps, water-based youkai." Mai dryly stares at her partner.

"Or fish." Momoyo decides to add for no reason in particular. "Heh-. Maybe I could try fishin' whilst we're out there. Wouldn't hurt."

Nero then turns to Aya. "Also-. You do realise I could just, like, form a water shield around those of us that don't have coats on, right?" 

"You can do that?" Aya tilts her head, sounding skeptical.

"I-. I literally told you that I can do that." Nero just blankly stares at her. "I can change people's affinities and give them elemental shields."

"I remembered that." I decide to back him up on this. "If anything, he definitely would've said that. Also he has a flintlock."

"Oh, really?" Aya seems to be more focused on that flintlock part. "...Why does a Buddhist need a firearm, exactly?"

"Self-defense. It shoots danmaku." Nero responds as if he's been asked that question at least fifty times now. Does he get asked that question that often...? "...Also it's a deterrent, sometimes, because some wild youkai think it shoots actual, you know, live rounds. Holds them off from trying to maim me, if someone else doesn't beat them up or scare them off first."

"Huh. I'll hold you to that." The reporter nods, before awkwardly looking away. "...You mind doing one of those shields?"

"Gimme one too. Overheard somethin' about the rain bein' angry t'anyone 'n everythin', plus it makes folk tired." Momoyo decides to ask for one too. "If I'm gonna be paddlin', I'll need that."

"I was planning on doing that. Hopefully my natural elemental resistance enchantments'll hold this time..." Nero sighs. I-. He naturally has enhancements on him? He seems to notice my confused look. "If you're wondering, my clothes're enchanted to resist specific elements. If you're good at both sewing and enchanting, you'd be unstoppable, really. I mean, magicians can definitely enchant their own clothes, but I do it in a slightly different way compared to everyone else. You should consider getting your outfit enchanted, you're looking at like, five, maybe six different boosts there because you've got four accessories on, and... you know, basic clothes like your shirt and shorts, too."

...Huh. Interesting. "I'll keep that in mind... I mean-. I can sew, I'll have you know." I bring a finger to my chin.

"...What kinda guy sews-." Momoyo's about to question it, but then shakes her head. "Y'know what, nah, nevermind, ain't gonna pry, you do whatever."

...Okay then.

"People can do anything they want to, should they put their mind to it. Gensokyo is meant to give some freedom to people, after all." Okina comments. Really? Huh. "...Outsiders have more freedom than those born here, though. Hence why outsiders like Usami and Rajime can go just about anywhere they want, with minimal restrictions. Of course, that's if said area isn't off-limits."

Wait, Usami-. "Usami as in... Sumireko, right?" I tilt my head.

"Indeed. I know you've talked with her before." The sage rests her head on her hand.

"Wait, wait. You know her too?" Aya points a pen at me. She knows Sumi, too...? 

"Yeah. I talked with her, like, just before I got here." I reveal, pocketing my hands. "But... does she come here? From the way you're talking about her, it makes it sound like she's been here, in Gensokyo."

"It's a complicated situation, or so I think, anyway." Nero decides to chip in. "Something about doppelgangers is all I know. Something that lets her exist both here and outside. The one you talked to is probably the real one, though."

Ah. I just wordlessly nod, before looking at Nero again. "...How do you know her, anyway?"

"She came to the temple once. Nice girl, honestly, if not a bit egocentric at times." The monk adjusts that yellow shawl of his slightly. 

"That's... putting her lightly, I believe." Okina sighs. "But if there's one thing that's been proven with outsiders lately, it's that they can enforce change, should they be determined enough. Even you, Shibo."

Wh-. Shibo? I-. Wait, that's Nero's last name? Shibo? Doesn't that mean, quite literally, death? Or, uh, mortality...?

"...Your last name's... death?" Chimata gives him a worried glance.

"Why not?" Nero shrugs. "Sounds cool enough."

"You sound like one of those angsty freaks. Or a Tarnished." Aya deadpans straight at him. Oh, yeah, didn't Tsukasa say that Auresh knows Aya personally...? I wonder how. Maybe I can ask Aya. Maybe.

"I don't know what a Tarnished is, but alright." Nero shrugs. "I'm pretty sure I'm safe to say that I don't act like some edgelord, though. Besides, everyone just calls me Shibo, if they don't call me Nero. My actual name's Nero Shi."

Oh, that's his name, then...? Come to think of it, I don't think he ever mentioned his last name earlier... I know Futo's full name is 'Futo Mononobe'. Or, uh, maybe Mononobe no Futo'd fit better? Come to think of it, I don't know Ichirin's last name, either... Hmm.

"C-... Can we just get t'the incident already." Momoyo's insistent on getting the search started... "I was promised someone strong t'fight."

"You'll get that fight, believe me." Okina sighs, gesturing to the window. "But very well. The 'raft' you're using is outside."

...Solely because she said it like that, I decide to look at her servants. They're sweating awkwardly and are looking away in... what is that, shame...?

...Do I want to know? Actually, no, I can just find out myself. Let's head outside...

 


 

This is not a raft. This is like... four doors placed together to make a craft. I-. Why doors.

"...Talk about... uh... modest." Nero hides his hands in his sleeves, as to prevent his hands from getting blasted with rain. Water's practically ricocheting off of his clothes whenever it hits him, dinking off somewhere or other. Sometmes it hits Momoyo, because she's the closest to him.

Another thing that's very noticeable is the way Chimata's wearing her cape. She's wearing it like a cloak, right now, with it covering her head. Fortunately it's long enough so that she can keep most of her body dry by using it, too. Momoyo has literally not changed at all. Neither has Aya, but that's because of Nero's... weird magic. I mean, they both glow blue every now and then. That's the sign that they're shielded.

"But, y'know, I could've shielded you, too." Nero turns to Chimata, raising a brow as most of us sit on the raft. Keyword 'most', since Momoyo's practically carrying it into the water. And let me say, there is a lot of water outside. Fortunately everything's not... too flooded, but there's enough for it to be called a shallow sea at this rate. I can see buildings and hills and stuff in the distance, albeit vaguely. Also there's so much rain it's unreal.

"Ah, no, it's fine, I didn't want to be a bother." Chimata neutrally smiles. I-. Did she just shiver? Even though she's practically right up beside me... Ah, her legs're exposed, that's why.

Also the rain's, like, this really annoying fleece. It's not coming down pouring in sheets, it's one of those fine drizzles that soak you to the bone. Whoever's doing this knows exactly what they're doing.

"Polite to the bitter end, eh?" I hear Momoyo call out from beneath. I'm not even going to ask how she's carrying this 'raft', plus all six of us. I'm assuming it's something to do with oomukade strength. She does eat dragons, after all.

...How does that even work, anyway? Do I wanna know...? Probably not.

"Polite or not, it's just..." Nero then takes notice of Chimata's exposed legs. "Ah. That's your problem. Here, hold on, lemme..." He reaches into his pockets, then just pulls out-.

Oh. That's a tarp. I-. Why does he have a tarp in his pocket?

"Probably for moving a body." John immediately snorts. Shush.

"...I'm not even going to ask how you were keeping that in there." Mai's absolutely stunned by the abrupt tarp.

"Comes in useful." Nero grins, subtly moving to lay the tarp over Chimata's legs. "Especially if you need to move something... or... uh... someone who's passed out drunk and won't move."

That's weirdly specific, but alright.

"Oh, well, that's good!" Satono's absolutely clueless and gives him a thumbs up. "Maybe I should keep a tarp in my apron pocket, too..."

"I-. Where would you even fit that." Mai turns to her, asking a very good question.

"In my apron pocket?" Satono tilts her head. "I just said that, Mai."

"Let me rephrase. How." Mai rephrases her question to just 'how'.

"I've got my ways. You know, even I've gotta have some secrets! I know you've got some, too!" Satono ominously nods, smiling. I-. Okay, they're just... talking, then.

"...I'm not even sure if my notebook's paper'll survive being exposed to this rain..." Aya looks up, frowning. If she did that without the shield, I'm fairly sure water would have just hit her eyes immediately. Either that or she's used to doing that in rain. I mean-. It's just water, after all.

"Then don't write in it." I tell her, folding my arms. Puffy coat is puffy.

"But I was supposed to interview you, and I can't do that without taking notes! U~gh..." Aya deflates.

I-... Actually, that just reminded me about Gensopedia. Is it waterproof? I really hope Okina made it waterproof. Well, either way, it's in my bag.

Pipi~!

I'd recognise that jingle from anywhere... That's my phone. The noise seems to make literally everybody stop and look around in confusion.

"...The hell was that?" Momoyo speaks up from beneath.

I-. Wait, have Satono and Mai not heard my phone before? I'm imagining they would've since, you know, Okina messed around with it.

"Rajime. Pick your phone up. It's not decent to ignore it." John tells me to just answer my phone.

"...Was that a phone?" Nero actually gets it right. "Huh. Been a while since I've heard one."

"O~h, one of those brick-shaped devices?" Chimata tilts her head, smiling. I-. A brick.

"...They're actually a lot smaller." I proceed to bring my phone out of my bag. "Also it's mine that made that noise." I have no clue how I just heard that, but... alright.

"Oh." Aya looks ahead. "...I thought it was something interesting then. Outsider tech... While it's pretty interesting, like this-" She holds up her camera. "-I don't really care."

"I think they're quite interesting, even though technology was quite literally my downfall, almost." Chimata offers her opinion. Yeah, internet trading screwed with her faith or something, right...? It was killing her, so to speak, before she came to Gensokyo.

"...I ain't in the know enough t'even ask what the hell you're talkin' about." Momoyo decides to keep carrying the raft... thing. Door raft.

"Hoh. That a recent one?" Nero decides to ask me about the model of my phone. It actually is a pretty recent one, meaning it's got good performance going for it. It was also surprisingly cost-effective to buy, because I got it at a tech clearance sale.

"Yeah." I decide to check why my phone was going off. I-. Okay, Okina changed a lot on this, what the hell. A lot of the apps are different, but there's like, three that stand out to me. They all look custom-made, too, somehow... Who even made these apps? Well, regardless, I check the one I got the notification from. Which is just this app with a purple background and a singular door on it. What is it with doors...?! 

It's... ah. It's a message app. Like, a texting app, I should say. There's just one message from, quite literally, Okina.

Okina: "Rajime, are you on the water yet? Is that coat of mine helping, at all?"

...She's just checking in. I-. Huh. Well, might as well respond. That's also a funny way it's laid out, so that I can see the person's name, plus what they say is in speech marks, so it's like they're actually talking. Huh. Neat.

Actually, I should ask Momoyo. "...Hey, Momoyo, how close are we to the water?"

"Almost there." She responds after a moment. "...Should be a minute 'r somethin'. Why're y'askin'?"

"I'm asking because Okina's checking in. That's what that noise was." I reveal, looking down at my screen again. Uh... how do I word this...? Do I just word this like I normally do when I go on forums-. Actually, no, that's way too chaotic for its own good. Let's be formal, Okina's talking formally, at least.

Rajime: "Momoyo reckons we're a minute or two away from being on the water. Why're you asking about the coat? I mean, it's comfy, but... why're you asking?"

I watch her type a reply as indicated by a little speech bubble, then another message comes through.

Okina: "Ah, so you have found this, then. That's also good to hear. As for my question about the coat, it's because it's my personal coat. You should consider yourself lucky I even allowed you to wear it."

Okina: "Joking, of course. I wouldn't want you catching a cold now, would I? You should genuinely consider investing in leggings, though."

...True. Wearing shorts all the time, as I've probably said before, does lead to me getting sick in colder months or weather.

"Oh, so Okina-sama's set on learning to use technology, then..." I hear Satono mutter. Then I notice they're trying to get a look at my screen, too. I always have the brightness on low, to save battery.

...Might as well turn it up. No harm no foul, right?

Still, after sliding the brightness up, I reply again.

Rajime: "Maybe I should. But... uh... what's this about, anyway? I saw three apps on here that I've never seen before."

Okina: "So you noticed. You see, with some help from a certain kappa, I've allowed you access to three special things. One is this chat... application, as it were. I will grant devices like yours to others who you seem particularly close with. This may solve complications such as communication, regarding you and your carer. Right now, I'm considering giving one of these devices to her, as well as that market goddess next to you, and Tamamo - or Shirogane as I should call her. Perhaps Tamatsukuri also, it may allow you to arrange some training with her. Is there anybody you want me to give one of these devices to? Those four are the only ones I can think of."

Anyone I want her to give a phone to...? Well... I can think of one or two people she didn't mention. Actually, no, three.

Rajime: "It'd be nice if I could talk to my sister through this. Kolar, too. And Doremy. Oh, and uh... is it possible for you to give Sumireko access to this, if it's possible?"

I guess I just named four people there, then.

Okina: "Ah. A good idea. I can see your reasoning, too. Very well, I'll see what I can arrange with Yakumo regarding your sister. She dropped in to talk with me about her and what I gleamed from you in her absence. Of course, I've not told her anything important, all I told her is that you're unremarkable compared to any other outsider. As for the others, I'm sure I can slip by and avoid being detected by the Scarlet Devil. I've done it before. Usami and Sweet should be easy enough to get into contact with also."

Okina: "...Keeping your potential, as well as your actual identity, a secret would be a good idea, yes? It'll allow you and me to talk far more discreetly, too, without prying eyes. I'll just disguise it as a check on how you're doing, nobody'll think anything different of it. After all, I'm sure you'd appreciate me more than someone bothersome like Yakumo."

Rajime: "Yukari's bothersome... how, exactly?"

Okina: "For one, she's annoying, even though she's a fellow sage. I cannot tell you too much, although, I pity your sister for having to put up with her. She has my condolences."

Rajime: "...That bad, huh?"

Okina: "Mmm. But enough of that, I'll keep your words in mind. Perhaps focusing on the search at hand would be more important, yes? But before I do let you go off..."

Rajime: "What is it?"

Okina: "...Your carer, Junko-san, wasn't it?"

Rajime: "Yeah, what about her?"

Okina: "She's been talking with Beelzebub. Shonin, as you know her. I didn't catch much of their conversation, but they left whilst saying they were going out in search of someone you could probably learn off of easier. Something about a creator god? Not that I involve myself in Hell's affairs, mind you, but apparently this 'creator god' caused trouble in the Animal Realm a while ago."

A creator god...? That's interesting, to say the least.

Oh, actually, before she goes off...

Rajime: "I'll keep that in mind then. But one more thing. Are you... uh... aware of how similar you look to Junko?"

Okina: "Quite an odd question to spring on me, but yes, I'm aware. Many people have made comparisons to me and her. Namely the Hakurei and Kirisame."

Reimu and Marisa, then. Huh. They see it too... At least I'm not driving myself insane about that part...

The resemblence really is uncanny, though. Change a few features about Okina and you just... get Junko.

Okina: "...Now, if that's everything, I'll leave you to it. Have fun."

I notice a little colour next to her name go grey. For offline... I notice there's one next to my icon on this, too. For some reason, my icon is a rainbow snake. Like, a snake with a rainbow colour theme to it. Okina's, for some reason, is a crab.

What's this app even called? I back out of it to get a name...

'Harmony'. Oh, that's totally not a bootleg of something, for sure. I check the other names of the other two noteworthy apps I spotted. One is literally just titled 'Map' and the other is... what is that, a task list?

...I tap into that one and see several things. Just a few.

Noteworthy ones seem to be along the lines of 'train with Shonin', or Misumaru. Or just getting a better grasp of my potential... I also see 'Go to Hell' on there. Quite literally just asking me to die, huh?

"Pfft. That's dark." John comments.

True, but I'm not wrong. Unless, by that, Okina probably means 'get Shonin or Hecatia to take me to Hell', or something along those lines. Funnily enough, I also see 'stop by Hakurei Shrine' on the list... I don't even know where Hakurei Shrine is. I mean, I could check the map, but still.

'Work at the Komakusa Gambling Den' is also on here, like, fifty times. Okina really wants me working there, huh.

Still, I back out of it, then switch my phone off. I also just now notice that Momoyo's on the raft and she's rowing with that shovel of hers.

...I don't know how that works, but I'm not questioning it. If this were normal, only paddling one side would cause the boat to turn in one direction repeatedly.

If this can even be called a boat, that is.

...We... might be here for a while, actually. Everyone's either huddling up or trying to lie down. I know for a fact Satono's trying to do the latter. Nero seems to be messing with his flintlock, which I just now get a look at. It's painted blue with a silver lightning bolt pattern lining it. That really is fitting, huh... Aya seems to be idly fiddling with her camera, and Chimata's just lying under the tarp. I-. 

...Is she asleep? I decide to peek under it-.

Huh. She actually is asleep. Well, I guess it's good to rest where you can...

...I wonder what other people're up to...?

 


Meanwhile... (Curo POV)

 

This is, quite literally, hell. Outside of that amanojaku showing up earlier, more and more people started cramming themselves in here, either for a drink or to just escape the rain. Or both.

Hoenstly, the bar's never been busier. Lady Trish is...

"For the last fucking time-" Trish grabs someone's head, then slams it on the bar counter, knocking them out cold. "-stop trying to touch me!"

...Yeah. She's had to put up with that for a while.

"Honestly, I feel bad for her, ze." Kirisame's here, because she was in the village at the time. Apparently she'd also been wanting to try Outer Heaven out for a while now. "Havin' to ah... put up wit' a buncha the villagers, 'specially when they're drunk 'n you're just a girl, uh..."

"Don't even speak about it." The Hakurei's also here. "I'm more surprised that Seija is here. And that, for once, she's not up to anything. Suika wasn't kidding about this place, though."

"Right? S'got one hell of an atmosphere." Kirisame nods, bringing a finger to her cheek as she eyes the bottles on the shelves behind the bar. I-. No.

I just immediately turn to her. "Touch any one of those and I will quite literally make you eat your hands, Kirisame." 

"...Y'think that scares me?" She raises a brow. "But ah... that is pretty specific. Not sure if yer just jokin' or not..."

I simply stare. Reimu sighs. "I wouldn't want to mess with him, honestly. If he is the first moon rabbit, that means he's got techniques similar to Reisen's, but better."

Ah, Udongein. "...Not entirely wrong. I've perfected my pistol techniques to comply with the spell card rules, I'll have you know." I twirl one pistol for emphasis. "I was trained by the best, too."

"Yorihime?" Reimu offers a guess. I-. No.

"...Do not mention her. She means nothing to me and I hate her to pieces. Her sister also." I scowl, putting my pistol away. "They're the very opposite of my ideals."

"Huh. That's a first." Kirisame speaks up. "Y'hate 'em?"

"Yes." I don't say anything else for a moment, before clicking my tongue. "If I could, I would definitely do what they did to my mistress and master."

"Hold on, your master's Chang'e, right?" Reimu's confused, I can tell. I suppose I should've been clearer. "But you just spoke as if you were talking about two different people..."

"By mistress, I mean Chang'e. My pistols are named after my mistress and master. Jouga is another way of saying Chang'e." I reveal. "The other one, Rototsuki, is named after my teacher - or master - Mariyana no Rototsuki. Nobody speaks of him, barring me, which is stupid because he's the one who actually brought the Lunarians some peace with his strength, but they ended up exiling him anyway."

"Uh... Hell'd he do?" Kirisame expresses some interest. "Ain't everyday the Lunarians just, y'know, exile someone. Like, pretty sure they only exiled fer immortality, Curo-ze."

"I don't know why they exiled him. They accused him of treason and a lot, lot more." I bring one hand to my visor, switching between the modes to make sure they're all still working right. Red, to green, to blue, to yellow, to red again. "...I know for a fact the Watatsukis were involved. That's one of the reasons why I despise them and why I fled to begin with. I'm not living under tyranny and oppression."

"You make them sound like a backwards civilisation." Reimu looks away. "...But I guess they sort of are, when I think about it. Reisen fled for somewhat similar reasons, I think."

"I know. I'm the one who told her to flee mid-battle to Earth." I chuckle, folding my arms. "I'm familiar with every single moon rabbit, you know. Every single one. I'm essentially the Moon's equivalent of Tewi. Except, of course, I'm not an asshole."

"That's ah... highly debatable." Kirisame deadpans. "First time y'met me, y'nearly shot m'face off, da ze."

"You were stealing. You deserved it." I reason, shrugging.

"...He's not wrong." Reimu grins, turning to her friend. "You really need to learn some restraint, Marisa."

"Ah, shaddup." The black-white witch sighs, shaking her head. "Where the hell's Suika, anyway?"

"Went outside. I think." Reimu looks at the door, narrowing her eyes for a moment. "...She probably got swept away by the waves. Not that she'd care, really."

"Whatever." Kirisame shrugs, before focusing on me again. "So~... I'm pro'lly right in assumin' this Rototsuki fella's stronger than Yorihime, right?"

"Damned straight. It would be an insult to call him weaker than that pitiful swordswoman." I snort. "He's the strongest Lunarian outside of... well, nobody really, I think. He's also incredibly smart and resourceful. He can make a purification bomb out of nothing but a few moon rocks."

"...Huh. S'it ah... possible t'meet 'im?" Kirisame looks around for a brief moment. "Askin' fer a friend."

"No. Because I have no idea where he is." I flick one of my rabbit ears slightly.

"...You know, there's one thing I've been curious about." Reimu decides to speak up. "Your ears. They're... natural, right? Every other moon rabbits' seems to be bolted onto their head, or something. Reisen's have these little yellow bolts on. You know what I mean, right?"

"Mhm. All of the moon rabbits are essentially my descendants. Or, in the eyes of the Lunarians, failed clones of me. Each and every one was replicated from an extract of my body, be it blood or... anything." I sigh, shaking my head. "I like to not think about it, but some are either born with just rabbit ears or human ears. The Lunarians just add whichever they don't have manually... I don't know how it works myself, because I never asked. If there's somebody that does know, it's Tasaina, but he's... in the capital."

"Y'know, we should visit the Moon again." Kirisame grins. "It'd be fun."

"If getting shot at by rabbits is your idea of fun, sure." Reimu snorts, before patting her shoulder with her gohei. "...I don't want to go back there anytime soon. Sure, I could probably match Yorihime better now, but still."

"She's cocky and arrogant. She thinks she's infallible, perfect. Clearly, she's a spoiled brat who doesn't know her place. I could defeat her in ways she doesn't even know are possible." I raise a finger. "And believe me when I say this, I know the secret to defeating Lunarians. I just don't use it, because I have no need to, and no, it isn't extremely impure beings. That and I need time to make it, too."

"So it's a drug." Reimu nods. "...Why do you even make medicine, anyway?"

"Yagokoro's overworked." I shrug. "I try to help, even if I'm not loyal to Eientei anymore. It's sort of an obligation of mine, since I sort of gave her the secret recipe for the Hourai Elixir. Sort of."

"...Sort of, huh? That means y'know how t'make someone immortal, ze." Kirisame begins grinning, leaning closer. "Mind tellin' me?"

"Giving you immortality would be a mistake." I chuckle, shaking my head. "Besides, I swore an oath to never make another batch ever again. Or to not willingly help with making it, at least."

"...Damn." Kirisame sighs, before deciding to ask about something else. "So ah... Tiramisu, eh? That what Seija's callin' yer lady?"

"Just speaking about it makes me hungry..." Reimu sighs. "Maybe I should see if any of the bakeries in the village have some cakes later..."

"R-. Reimu, y'literally have no money." Kirisame stares at her in surprise. "Or were y'sittin' on some secret fortune this entire time...?!"

"Obviously not. If I was, it would've been gone by now." Reimu grins, before twirling her gohei slightly. "Either taken by me or you, that is."

"Heh, yeah, pro'lly." Kirisame snorts.

...I decide to ask something myself. "Do you not get paid for resolving incidents?"

"No. Namely because Yukari's stingy." Reimu deadpans. "...I don't really get paid anyway, literally nobody donates to the shrine."

"You should consider a side job." I shrug. "Lady Trish could use some help around the bar. She'd pay you."

"Maybe. Not sure how I'd feel about being a waitress or something." Reimu narrows her eyes at me.

"I mean, unlike other bars or pubs, we have a 'beat someone up policy', as you can see over there." I proceed to gesture towards Lady Trish pointing Sparda at someone. Said someone is... not a person of importance. Some drunkard villager. "If anyone gets touchy, we either throw them out of a window or crack heads. It's useful, especially regarding liabilities like nosy tengu."

"Aya comes by here?" Reimu furrows her brows.

"We've banned her." I reveal, smacking my lips. "Really, the only reporter we allow in here is Dezain. Not sure if you've heard of her...?"

"Y'mean that half-tengu who's uh... been makin' some kinda news lately, ze?" Kirisame tilts her head. "Pretty sure I read one a' her papers. To be fair, it's better quality than Aya's, 'cause it ain't exaggeration. Hey, 'mu, you'd probably like to have 'er papers. Could let y'know 'bout some genuine get-rich-quick scheme. Heheh."

"If only it were that easy." Reimu dryly remarks. "...But that does sound odd for a tengu though. There's no exaggeration in her paper at all?"

"No." I shake my head. "She has a motto where she only reports the truth as she sees it. She rarely speculates, too. I believe she was doing some special feature where she reports on people... Lord Rajime's name came up a fair bit and I know Dezain did one on Lady Trish, too, as well as their friend, Kolar-san."

"...Okay, I've never heard of Kolar before. Who's that?" Reimu asks me, sounding slightly bored.

"Another outsider, I think. Went by t'the Scarlet Devil Mansion lately. There was ah... this blue-haired guy wit' Flan. Pretty sure he's her butler or somethin', which is news ta me." Kirisame fills in for us. "Dude has a freakin' red sword! I want a red sword!"

"Marisa, you have the mini-hakkero. You don't need a sword." Reimu deadpans at her friend.

"But s'cool...!" Kirisame throws her hands up, groaning. "U~gh... Y'should go t'the manor t'see fer yerself, though, Reimu-ze."

"Uh-huh." Reimu nods, before looking at me again. "Say, Curo... It just hit me, but are you aware that someone's trying to kill Chang'e?"

"Yes. I know about Junko-san, so allow me to stop you from asking further." I raise a hand, lowering my eyes. "It pains me to know someone holds a grudge against my mistress, but... I suppose it can't be helped. If it comes to it, however, I will try and convince Junko-san otherwise. I'm vaguely aware that she has Lord Rajime with her, after all..."

"Oh, right. Rajime did mention something about Junko, didn't he?" Reimu pinches her temple. "Honestly, nothing's making sense anymore. It's like everything's flipped on it's head at the minute. First there was that whole... everything with the Animal Realm and Toutetsu, then the Ability Card incident... I need a break, honestly."

"...Y'know, yeah, someone else can handle this rain stuff." Kirisame snorts, nodding. "Besides, booze here's good, ze. Who's yer supplier?"

"Trade secret." I smirk.

"Huh." Kirisame stares at me for a moment, before placing her hands behind her head. Then, her eyes trail over to another area of the bar. "Well, Soda-chan's enjoyin' 'erself, at least."

Ah, right, Chidjimu. I look over and see her messing around with the size of a beer mug. T-. That beer mug is way too large for her to drink.

...But, alas, she drinks it anyway, for she does not care of what others think of her.

"...It's disturbing that she can do that so easily." Reimu comments on Chidjimu's prowess at manipulating the size of objects. "How does she and Alice even know each other, anyway...?"

"Somethin' Makai-related's all I know, ze. Apparently they ah... grew up together 'r somethin'. They ain't sisters though, I know that." Kirisame stares at Chidjimu for a brief moment, before snorting. "She's an idiot, though."

"Still smarter than you are." Reimu jabs at Marisa's intellect. "...She doesn't just blast someone to pieces first without asking any questions."

"Hey, 'mu, y'know I gotta keep my shoot first ask questions never policy goin'." Kirisame raises a finger, chuckling.

"...Lady Trish is the exact same." I sigh. "She never asks questions, she just attacks people who're a threat to her. Which, mind you, is every minute since-."

BAM!

...That. We just turn and see that Lady Trish has rammed a person into the ceiling somehow.

"Ha! Nice!" I hear Seija call out from somewhere, before I see the amanojaku in question cheering with a mug raised in her hand. On the wrong side of the bar. Why is she there, exactly...? "Kill their asses!"

"I don't kill you fucking moron-." Trish turns to her, letting go of that guy as they fall down, unconscious.

"...Freaky how tall she is, ze." Kirisame comments on Trish's height. "We sure she's a human...?"

"If she wasn't, I wouldn't be here. Consider that." I tell her, folding my arms. 

"Does... Trish get problems like this often?" Reimu raises a brow, as I watch Trish proceed to casually pick up Seija like she's nothing, then throws her at Chidjimu.

"Ah-. Hey, what the hell?!" Chidjimu watches her mug flip upside-down for no reason.

"Get fucked!" Seija yells, before returning to Trish's side like nothing just happened.

...I turn to Reimu. "Pretty often. Lady Trish can be quite independent though, if not strong."

"...I see." Reimu nods, before resting her head on the table we're at. "If Seija'll be here, maybe I should bring Shinmyoumaru sometime, too."

"...D'they even talk anymore?" Kirisame furrows her brows.

"Yeah, whenever Seija comes by the shrine for some unholy reason." Reimu groans, clearly tired.

...Mmm. A fun day at the bar, as one can tell.

 


Meanwhile... (Shonin POV)

 

"I still don't get why you wanna do this." I look at Junko, then ahead at... the land full of fucking haniwa. There's so fucking many it's unreal.

"Rajime's potential is tied directly to creation. This creator god, which afflicted the Animal Realm with various issues-" Junko keeps her arms in her sleeves all regal-like. "-I believe she could assist in getting a better grasp on creating things such as essences. After all, I had heard she was friendly to humans." Okay, yeah, I guess that makes sense.

"Still, it's creepy." I stare at one of the haniwa, then at her. "Also, I don't know if that friendly to humans part extends to me. Because if not, we're gonna have a whole buncha issues, lady."

"Shonin." Junko stares directly at me. "...I'm doing this for Rajime's sake."

"Right, sure." Nodding once, I float further into this goofy as hell garden-like place. There's haniwa literally everywhere, plus there's some human spirits every now and then. None're corporeal, obviously, but they were chill with me before that whole animal spirit bullshit started happening. Izanagi above that was a literal nightmare for HR. HR being me. Because literally nobody handles HR in Hell except for me. Fucking ding dong, dude, ding dong.

...Hell was this place called again? I don't remember-. Oh, wait, Primate Spirit Garden. That's it. Monkey Zone, as I like to call it. Because, y'know, human spirits, zone, humans being related to monkeys... Ah forget it. I'm here to talk with that goddess and that goddess only.

Funny how there can be more than one goddess that exists in Hell. How the hell does she even survive down here, anyway? Does she just gather faith from all the human spirits? How's she do that?

"...Still, I don't believe you told me the name of this goddess. What was it again?" Junko asks me as we float along. "...She is still here, correct?"

"Oh, no, she's definitely still here." I turn to Junko, shrugging as I fly backwards. "As for ah... her name? It's Haniyasushin. Or Keiki. Or Cake, as I like to call her. I've not exactly talked to her, but I've talked to one of her subordinates before."

"Cake." Junko sighs at my nickname. "You should come up with better names for people, sometimes. Still, you've talked with one of her subordinates, that should suffice."

"Yeah, thing is, it's the head of her army of haniwa." I nod once. "Her name's Mayumi. She might be a bit, you know, prideful. Namely because she's super-loyal to Cake. Still, she's uh... unique. Just keep that bit in mind, we've talked a lot before regarding Cake's place down here before. Pretty much, we came to the agreement that she can help the human spirits to not feel oppressed, whilst she can do whatever the hell she wants down here. As long as she doesn't expand out of the garden. Hopefully she's ah... still abiding by that. Hopefully."

"Hopefully." Junko sighs. "You should guarantee things like that, you know."

"Can't be bothered most of the time." I simply shake my head. "Plus, people listen to me. I'm still super respectable, you know."

"Mmm." She doesn't sound that interested. "How large is this area of the Animal Realm, again?"

Well... It's like a swamp. The main area is this keyhole-shaped island, which we're on right now. There's a bunch of buildings and stuff, some deserted, others not.

"Pretty big." I offer a totally legit and totally accurate estimate. "Pretty sure Cake's took over the northwestern parts of this place after that whole incident went down. Causing a revolution against the animal spirits was REALLY funny, even if the hostile takeover was a massive HR disaster."

"Shonin, you don't even do anything like that." Junko dryly stares at me. Ah, a devil can dream, y'know.

"I can dream." So I say that, nodding.  "So, right now, if the haniwa weren't a dead fucking giveaway, we're in the northwestern area. Finding Cake's the hard part. I think."

Some human spirits float by every now and then. They're kinda wary of me, but not really. If anything, they're more wary of Junko.

In fact-.

"Shonin! When can we branch out of this garden?!" One asks. It's this middle-aged dude in farmer clothes.

"Ah-. Soon." I tell them. In all honesty, I can't really let 'em move outta here. Their safety's important, too, plus the animal spirits are assholes.

"We need more luxuries!" This freakin' woman demands.

"I'll handle that later, alright?" I nod once, continuing my movement.

"What're you here for, lass? Come drink with us and forget about it!" This super mature-looking dude raises a sake bottle into the air.

...I ignore that and keep going. Junko floats up beside me. "...You seem quite popular down here. A lot more popular than you told me you were, actually."

"A~h... Alright, lemme be honest, I DID come here a lot before the animal spirits went batshit crazy and Cake just spawned here." I turn to her, nodding for what has to be, like, the eighth time now. "I stopped coming as often after that, but I still came by at Hecatia's request, if not Kicchou's. Kinda."

"Kind of." Junko echoes my words, before sighing. "So you are familiar with this place, then."

"A~h.." I pull out my spear to scratch my cheek with the sharp end. Oh, right, my sick-ass judgement spear. At first it was one the Ministry of Right and Wrong sorta just gave me and they called it a 'Spear of Sin', which is a stupid-ass name. I call it the Soulcracker, because it can crack a soul after all the upgrades I gave it. I can literally crack someone's soul right outta their body, too. It's red and it reminds me of hot sauce.

...Also there's decorative skulls towards the tip. It's also super long, plus it can engulf people in blue flames. Dude. BLUE flames! That's sick as hell!

I may have also set myself on fire by scratching myself with Soulcracker, but ah well, who cares? I'm freakin' Lucifer.

"I'll take that as a yes." Junko sighs, as we keep flying, until we come across this super futuristic-looking building. There's haniwa markings all over it. "...Ah."

"Oh, yeah, this is definitely it." I stare up at the building for a brief moment. Some haniwa actually move around out here, doing idle things or are just existing. They're always doing this funny motion with their arms which makes it look like they're saluting.

"...Where's this Mayumi you mentioned?" Junko turns to raise a brow at me.

"Well, Cake definitely knows we're here-" I look at a bunch of haniwa which're just looking at us. "-so if I had to guess-."

"Jigoku." The~re she is. The oddly humanoid-looking haniwa that I know! Mayumi steps out, dressed in her damn soldier clothes. Also those poofy-looking white... ear-like things. Whatever the hell those are. Yeah, she's dresed funny, but she's a warrior haniwa, so... I guess that makes sense. "...What compels you to return here?"

"Hey, look, I was asked to bring someone here." I raise a hand, then turn to Junko. "She wanna talks to Cake-. Keiki."

"...I'll pretend you almost didn't call Lady Haniyasushin that." She glares at me briefly, then stares at Junko. "What business do you have here?"

"I've come to inquire about Haniyasushin's methods of creation." Junko immediately goes super formal mode. "I know of a man whose potential allows him to create things, albeit he doesn't have a control over it. I wish to ask Haniyasushin for directions on such a thing as controlling that."

"...I see." Mayumi looks between her then me a few times, before settling her focus on me. "You did come for an actual reason, this time. Although," She focuses on Junko. "Lady Haniyasushin is unfortunately preoccupied at the moment. She's been exceptionally busy with ensuring that the Primate Spirit Garden is a safe place for all of the human spirits. She's even been giving some bodies again."

"Really? Huh. First I've heard of this." I wonder about it for a moment, then decide to ask something. "...They look sort of like you, or...?"

"Some do. Not all. It depends on who they were as a person." Mayumi shakes her head, the haniwa turning around. "Please come back later, I'll inform Lady Haniyasushin that you have come by, though, to ask about an ability regarding the creation of objects. Actually-" She turns back around, then squints at Junko. "-may I ask your name?"

"Junko." Junko says her name near-instantly, placing her arms in her sleeves again. "...That's it."

"...I see." Mayumi nods, then turns around again, moving to head inside the building. "I'll notify Lady Haniyasushin, then see if she would be-."

"As a matter of fact, Mayumi, I'm quite free." Suddenly, this woman who looks like a priestess haniwa steps out. I know that, because of the green head... thing and her green apron. Also the yellow dress with spiral decorations. She's got a buncha magatama around her neck, and she's got pretty long blue hair and purple eyes. She's also holding a lot of sculpting tools, both in her hands and pockets. Honestly, her hair reminds me of Hecatia whenever she uses her earth body.

...Still, this is Cake? I mean-. Keiki. Damn, I really can't stop saying 'Cake' now.

"Are you Haniyasushin?" Junko asks, staring directly at her.

"Yes, I am." Keiki nods, looking at Junko for a brief moment. "...Are you a divine spirit?"

"...You can tell such a thing?" Junko raises a brow.

"It's quite easy to when you work with spirits all the time." Keiki chuckles, before shaking her head, then looks at me. "And you... Jigoku-san, wasn't it? I've heard things about you. Mostly good, with a few bad. It's nice to finally meet you in person."

"Yeah, that's me, and likewise." I put Soulcracker away, neutrally floating there. "You uh... You hear why we're here?"

"Most of it." Keiki's eyes trail to Junko again. "You, Junko-san. You said you know a man who can't control when he creates something?"

"...I did. I came to ask you, after asking Shonin to bring me here, if you knew of any ways to control such potential." Junko calmly states her reason for being here again. "You're a creator god, are you not? If anybody would know, it would be you..."

"That depends. Is this man a human?" Keiki raises a brow.

"Yes." Junko nods once. "His name's Rajime. In fact, he lives with me in Senkai, though right now, he's in Gensokyo. He wasn't born there, however."

"Ah, an outsider." Keiki seems to consider this, bringing a few of those sculpting tools to her chin. "Yes, that certainly is odd..."

"Lady Haniyasushin, what of your ongoing work?" Mayumi asks her, firmly standing straight.

...

Keiki gave it some more thought, before she nods once. "I'll see what I can do, then." She turns to Mayumi. "Put this current work of mine on hold. I have been wanting a break for a while now, if this can be considered one." Then, her focus changes back to Junko again. "If this human - Rajime - can truly create things without a filter for when he does so or not like you just said, then I agree to assist in helping him to control it. If it were a youkai, however, I wouldn't have agreed. Where is he, right now?"

"He's... busy resolving an incident. A sage roped him up in it before I could come here." Junko sighs, shaking her head. "...As much as I would like him somewhere safe, where I can keep an eye on him. I suppose he is with friends, though..."

...To be fair, Keiki is sorta Rajime's height. I somehow just noticed that. Hell, the blue ribbon things on her arms and legs also remind me of him, too. Huh. Funny.

"Hmm." Keiki thinks about it for another moment, before neutrally smiling. "When he's done, bring him here. In fact-. Bring the culprits of said incident, should they be defeated, by Rajime's hand or someone else's."

"The thing is, Rajime doesn't like fighting." I chip in. "...Where he can avoid it, anyway. Dude's a pacifist until he's quite literally backed into a corner."

"All the more an incentive to help." Keiki's smile grows larger. "I prefer people who seek peace instead of conflict, after all."

"Genuinely? Well, thank you." Junko appreciatively bows, then turns to me. "You heard her. Bring Rajime here when he's done with the incident."

...Fuck. Well, that's another thing to do...

"For now, would you like to come inside?" Keiki offers us entry to the building. "It must've taken you both a while to find your way here."

You know what. "Sure. I almost got drenched whilst being in Gensokyo, so I'll take you up on that." I turn to Junko. "What about you?"

"...I'll accept this also." Junko nods, sighing. "It did take a surprisingly long time to find this place."

"Very well." Keiki nods, smiling. Then she turns to Mayumi. "Go fetch some snacks, would you? Oh-. And prepare some tea whilst you're at it."

"Of course." Mayumi just heads off elsewhere inside the building, as me and Junko follow Keiki inside.

...Wonder what the hell Rajime's doing right now, anyway. Hopefully he's getting somewhere.

 


Meanwhile... (Rajime POV)

 

We have literally come across nothing for, like, the past few hours. This is painful.

"How much longer do we have to go...?" I drone out from the floor.

"Hopefully, not long!" Momoyo lowers her eyes, staring ahead. "Where the hell's the strong guy behind this?! I'm gettin' impatient!"

"Let's not get impatient." Nero rubs his eyes. "Sure, I'm as tired as you are, but you don't see me complaining, do you?"

"It doesn't change the fact we've been out here for hours." Aya deadpans, before sighing. "That and we literally don't have any leads."

"Let us remain optimistic!" Chimata is still somehow really cheery about all of this. "I'm sure we'll find something sometime soon!"

"...What about that?" Mai decides to point something out.

Everyone sits up and immediately looks in the direction she's pointing. I-. Is that a metal boat. There's two people on it, too. It's also heading this way.

"O~h! Good eye, Mai!" Satono perks up, grinning.

"Eh? Oh, do I finally get t'beat someone up?!" Momoyo immediately jumps the gun.

I can't even say anything before the craft gets close enough. "Hey! Do you guys need any help-?"

"Haaa~h!" The blue-haired girl that said that didn't even get to finish before Momoyo literally just sprints and leaps over to the metal boat.

"She's either suicidal or incredibly bored." Nero comments.

"Definitely the latter." Aya snorts.

"Whahaha?!" This pink-haired girl flails her arms, falling back with an audible thud.

"Wh-. Hey! Hey, stop it-." The blue-haired girl is picked up effortlessly.

"...Damnit. Just kappa." Momoyo groans. I-. Wait, kappa?

"Kappa?" Nero's focus is grabbed.

"Out here?" Aya's attention also snaps to the boat. "Wait-. Nitori?"

"Aya?!" 'Nitori', who's is the blue-haired girl, turns her attention to the tengu in question. "Why're you here? I-. Wait, no, can you get her to let go?!"

I sigh, standing up. "Momoyo, put her down."

"...Fine." Momoyo puts the kappa she picked up down. I get a better look at the two. They're both dressed almost identically, with a few differences. Nitori's the blue-haired one, which is obvious enough given Aya's reaction, and she's dressed in this blue... waterproof-looking dress with many, many pockets. There's also a key tied to her torso via many ropes, for some reason. Also she has this really big backpack.

The pink-haired one looks almost the same, albeit with pink hair and a pink dress. She's also holding what looks like a toolbox, and she has goggles on. Safety goggles, that is to say. They're both wearing the same green hat which has a wispy-like thing on it, though. Like Nitori, she also has a massive backpack, but she doesn't have a key. They're also both pretty short. Around half my height, I'd say, which is saying something. Huh...

...These're what kappa look like? They're unique-looking.

"Thank you..." Nitori sighs, dusting herself off despite the fact it's raining, before looking at Aya. "But why're you here? And-." She then looks at everyone else, then notices Chimata. "...Aren't you that market god from the mountain...?"

"Yes, that's me." Chimata casually smiles.

"Um, from what I can tell, only two are humans..." The pink-haired one spares a glance at me, then Nero. "I don't know about those two in the near-identical clothes, though..."

"Oh, no, we're definitely humans. Right, Mai?" Satono nudges Mai in her side.

"Ngh-. Yes, we are." Mai goes along with it. Why do I feel like they're lying about that? I mean, I always thought that they were humans. I never questioned it.

"...So you say." The pink-haired one glowers.

"Who's that?" Aya decides to point at the pink kappa. "She your apprentice or something? If so, that'd make for one hell of a story."

"What? No." Nitori shakes her head. "Kappa aren't like that... Well-. She is a kappa, but not really. That's Queza, she's a friend of mine."

"Oh. Boring." The reporter dismisses Queza near-instantly, then goes back on her words. "Wait, what's that about that 'not really' part?"

"...I don't want to talk about it." Queza looks away.

"C'mo~n, just a li-." Aya's about to speak, when-.

Thwack.

Nero just smacks her in the back of the head with his flintlock. "Shut it, you. She doesn't want to talk about it."

"O~w... Ugh-. Fine." Aya rubs her head, briefly glaring at Nero as I swear I hear Nitori giggle at that.

"Still, were you going to ask us if we needed help?" I decide to finally point that out.

"Oh-. Right, I almost forgot about that part!" Nitori perks up at my question. "Are you out here trying to find who's making it rain so hard, too?"

"...If by that y'mean 'findin' the culprit so we can beat 'em up t'make it stop', then yeah, that's why we're here." Momoyo summarises it in the dumbest way possible.

"Personally, that's the best way she could've described it." John snorts, amused.

...Do I need to say it again?

"Oh, right, be quiet, all that nonsense. You got it." John gets the memo. Good.

"We're resolving an incident." Mai and Satono speak almost immediately, correcting Momoyo.

"Right..." Nitori gives them a weirded out glance, then takes a deep breath. "We didn't exactly have much time to get a look at them, but..."

"We think it's three people." Queza continues. "All three aren't human. One's a youkai, another's a water spirit, and the third's... I don't know, she looks like she's from space."

The third looks like she's from space...?

"A youkai, water spirit, and some kind of alien?" Nero furrows his brows.

"Yes, that's right." Nitori nods, before nervously looking behind her. "I'm not sure if the third's following us, though, but we think she is. Hey-. If you run into them, just run, alright? I can manipulate water, but that youkai can somehow do far more advanced techniques with water then I can."

"Got it." Momoyo grins. "So basically, if we see an alien, blast it."

"Ah, actually, I prefer the term 'Astralian', not 'alien', thank you very much." Somebody abruptly speaks up in the air nearby.

"Wh-. That's her!" Nitori points in the air at whoever spoke. "Queza, we need to go! Sorry, you guys, but she's bad news!"

"H-Huh? Right...! W-We'll talk again later, if you get away...!" Queza flips some kind of switch, then the boat, and them, just go invisible.

Fortunately, Momoyo wasn't on it. She's on our raft again. "...The hell are you?!"

Also, that's a good question. I squint into the air to see whoever spoke. There's a woman just floating there in nothing but a loose gown. It looks regal, sort of, and it twinkles like it's full of stars or stardust. Actually...

...Is it just me, or does her entire body give that impression? "Oh, sorry, is the rain getting in the way? My apologies." She drifts closer for some reason, allowing me a better look. That's... incredibly formal and polite of her to do. There's no way she's one of the three behind this... right?

"Who're you?" Aya asks her, taking a defensive stance. She has that leaf out again from earlier. 

"I suppose an introduction's in order, isn't it?" I notice that she's dressed in nothing but that regal, sparkly gown. Namely because I can see parts of body that I shouldn't be able to, should she be wearing anything else beneath. Fortunately it seems secure enough, despite the fact it's loose. She has wavy purple hair and purple eyes. Her skin also has this sparkly texture to it, being bright white with sparkly black speckles covering her skin in some places. She also has a large trident. "I am Tyra Gunait. Or, as some others may call me, The Gambit Amongst The Stars, or simply Insomnia among my cohorts."

"Uh-huh. So are you t'one behind all this?" Momoyo asks, pointing her shovel at Tyra. "Because if so, I've been waitin' to fight someone all day to cut this crap off."

"How vulgar." Tyra shakes her head. "Also, were you even listening? That kappa clearly said three people. Still, I'm willing to overlook this. I'm the princess of my people, after all, I know how to put up with mindless riff-raff such as you."

"Y'wanna say that again?!" Momoyo snaps, scowling. "I ain't mindless!"

"Momoyo, calm down. Let's hear her out first." Chimata attempts to calm the oomukade, getting somewhere with doing that.

"...Yeah. Guess you're right." Momoyo groans, lowering her shovel.

"Good, some of you have common decency." Tyra's appreciative of this, then calmly begins floating closer. "Yes, whilst it is true I am one of the three behind this... rain-" She gestures all around, before shaking her head. "-It's not entirely what I had in mind. Storm and Surge, my cohorts and the true people responsible for it raining this much, are the ones you should be after. I'm merely responsible for the unique property of this rain."

"The unique property of making people tired when they come into contact with it?" Mai assumes pretty much immediately. I mean, she did get exposed to it, and all...

"Yes, that." Tyra smiles. "You see, I have the unique ability of creating exhaustion and even nightmares, should it come to it." Then, she twirls her trident around. "I call this the Nightmare Spiker. Being hit by this enough times can put one into quite the nightmare. Sometimes people don't wake from them, which, frankly, is saddening. By using this as a focus for my ability, then using it on the rain... Well, simply put, it tires people out. But my ability can also be automatic. Have you ever looked at a clear night sky before, then feel tired?"

I should probably answer. "Sometimes I have, yeah. That's you doing that?"

"Not me, my ability." She corrects. "But yes, that's right. I'm essentially an embodiment of the night sky, a true princess of the night, if you will."

"...Uh-huh. And what's your motivation for this?" I notice Aya's taking notes despite the fact her notebook's page is getting too wet to write on. Why is she-. Oh, wait, I just noticed that there's a small layer of... stardust around her page. "Usually you guys have some kind of motive."

"Is this an interview, now?" Tyra chuckles, then floats firmly, leaning slightly closer. "I'm merely looking for somewhere that my people can call their home. I was considering Gensokyo, even though I'm the only one of my kin who can actually enter this place without disintegrating in the atmosphere. And as much as I would settle for the Moon, the Lunarians exist. There, that's my motivator."

"You're just looking for somewhere your people can stay, huh...?" Nero brings a hand to his chin. "I guess that's a good motive to have. You're just trying to help your kind out."

"Yeah, honestly, I can respect that too." Momoyo nods. "Havin' somewhere to call your home is uh... tough." 

"Mmm, quite so." Chimata also nods in agreement. "I didn't have something like that until I met Rajime, so I undersand your troubles, Gunait-san."

"...You're gonna have to tell me about that later, by the way." Aya points to me with her pen. Ugh. 

"Ahah." Tyra brushes her hair slightly. "Still, I have a proposition. I didn't want Gensokyo to end up like... this. I thought Storm and Surge would have isolated a small area to flood and fill with ocean, not the land in its entirety. As such, I will call upon one of you to 'duel' me, alone. Storm and Surge will most likely see this as me being honorable. I don't have much time to say this, since-."

"Hey, Tyra, what the hell are you doing over here?!" Suddenly, this man shoots up from the water, floating beside Tyra. Beside him is a small, blue entity. That must be the youkai and water spirit.

The man has raven black hair and black eyes, but his ears are like fish ears. As in, slits. He's wearing what looks like intricate blue battle armour and he has a really big blade which I don't even think is a blade anymore because of how many compartments it has. His mouth's obscured by a bandana with what looks like a rain pattern. The water spirit's just dressed in a small dress with a bubble pattern lining it. That's it. I can faintly make out hair made of water. Oh, and blue eyes. She's got this... gun-like thing.

"You-..." Nero just stares at the youkai wordlessly, looking... shocked? Wait, does he recognise him...?

"...Eh?" The man turns and stares at Nero, freezing. "I-. Oh. Fuck." That's nice. 

"You know him?" Momoyo turns to Nero, raising a brow.

"Ah..." The monk pulls his hood over his eyes slightly. "...You know how I mentioned I have a son...?"

"Yeah..." I nod, then blink. Oh. "Wait-."

"Yeah, that's right, that dumbass is my dad." The youkai just blatantly puts that out there. "Of all the stupid fucking luck, you just had to be here, didn't you, Nero?"

"Rujo-." Nero raises a hand. That's his name, then... Rujo. Rujo Shi, son of Nero Shi...

"Shut it. I'll deal with you later." Rujo scowls, focusing on the rest of us.

"Rujie, you really need to focus on fixing your relationship with your father..." The spirit awkwardly looks at him.

"I'm planning on it. Just not now, Mizu." Rujo snaps at the spirit. Mizu... Well, that's their names. Rujo, Tyra, and Mizu. The culprits of this incident.

Mizu goes quiet, nodding shakily. Is she scared of Rujo...?

"Well, these three are clowns." Aya shakes her head. "Definitely not news-worthy. Outside of maybe the fact you didn't tell us your son was a youkai." She glances at Nero.

"...Put yourself in my shoes." Nero scoffs. "You think it's easy just up and mentioning your son's a youkai? Most people at the village'd look down at you in shame, which they did with me. Myouren Temple's really the only place I can stay. Plus, I'm fine with youkai."

"Stop with the idle chit-chat!" Rujo booms out, stopping them from talking. "So what?! You've come here to stop our dream? That's rich, two of you are humans, there's whatever she is-" He squints at Momoyo. "-plus whatever they are-" He then points at Satono and Mai. "-the most annoying tengu in existence-" He then scoffs in Aya's direction. "-and a god, somehow." He surprisingly doesn't do anything rude when he looks at Chimata. I-. Why her specifically? "Tough luck! This, all of this, has been my dream from the get-go! A Gensokyo that's more inhabitable for water-based youkai like myself! There's barely anywhere that has water around here, plus most of it's occupied by someone annoying!"

Territory's his motivator, then. What about Mizu...? I assume it's the same, judging as how she's a water spirit, but maybe it's also like Tyra in a sense. As a water spirit, water's necessary for her survival, I'm guessing...

"Yeah, but think about everyone else. Everyone who's, you know, not a youkai that needs water." Aya raises a brow. "Either you're blind, selfish, or you're just really stupid."

"...You'll be the first." Rujo points his blade at Aya, then quickly at the nearby water-.

Oh, most of it just parts to form solid ground beneath. "There. We'll fight in there. It's only fair I give you a fighting chance, after all, before I drown you amongst the waves."

"...How graphic." Chimata seems disturbed by the prospect of that.

"Yeah. Hell'd happen between you 'n your son?" Momoyo turns to Nero, raising a brow.

"I don't want to talk about it. Not now, anyway." Nero shakes his head, getting ready to step into the... pit-like area.

Before most of us go into that little... drained zone, however, Tyra speaks up. "As a matter of fact, I would like to duel one on my own. Consider it a show of honour."

"Sure, whatever." Rujo rolls his eyes, descending into that area he cleared out. "Come help clean up when you're done though, Tyra."

"...Very well." Tyra sighs, watching Mizu float in after him. "Mizu-chan, you keep yourself safe, hmm?"

"H-Huh? Oh, yes, I will." Mizu smiles at her comrade's worry.

...Okay, now the question is, who's she going to pi-.

"You, the man with the shield." Oh. She picked me. Okay.

"Pffh-. Him?" I hear Rujo snorts. "Sure, whatever, that just means you'll be done quicker."

"Well, fuck. Nice knowing you." John, be quiet, I'm sure I can work something out here. "No, you absolutely cannot. This is a fight to the death, if edgelord mcgee over there didn't make it obvious enough."

...Hmph. I adjust Aegis. "Sure."

"Excellent. Come." Tyra just... begins flying up.

How the hell am I supposed to-. Oh, nevermind. I'm floating. A cloud of purplish stardust is just sending me up. It's surprisingly comfy and somehow not breaking under my weight. Because, you know, cloud, natural human weight... nevermind.

"Be careful!" I hear Satono and Mai call out after me, before it's only the sounds of rain and wind.

...

Eventually, we're above the clouds. Nobody's around me. It's just me and Tyra, up here, above the clouds. The night sky's as bright as can be. I-... I cautiously step onto the clouds, only to find that they don't part under my steps. Whoa... It's like a video game with a sky world. Wow, that's cool.

"Now that we're in private..." Tyra clears her throat. "Allow me to talk of my proposition in greater detail. I want Gensokyo to be inhabitable for my kin, but since the planet is so hot due to... many factors that isn't the fault of this land, only I can really enter. I'm special, you see, as the princess of my kind. I'm practically infallible compared to other Astralians. Not quite immortal, though."

"And you're telling me this... why?" I ask her, standing cautiously, whilst also being relaxed enough to asked questions.

"Because, as much as I would love a great fight, I chose you. I believe you to be more... diplomatic than them. Obviously, I wouldn't choose Nero, he has his relationship with his son to patch up, after all. Obviously not the centipede or tengu, those two wouldn't hear me out. I wasn't too sure about those... symmetrically-dressed people either. It boiled down to you and the goddess, but I chose you, on accounts of you being a truly mortal being, as a human. You understand what it's like to live as one in Gensokyo, correct?" Tyra grips her trident slightly. "...Although, we could fight, if you wish. I won't hold back, though. I could even kill you. Isn't that a prospect, hm?"

"I'd... prefer to avoid fighting." I look down. "I've known enough suffering to avoid it. All fighting does is bring more pain, more hatred, more suffering. Those're the things I want the world to be better off without."

"Ah. Quite the philosopher I've chosen, then." Tyra chuckles, stepping closer casually. "I have a deal for you. I'll help you stop Storm and Surge from truly flooding Gensokyo."

Another deal, huh... "What's the condition...?"

"You help my people however you can." Tyra names her condition. "Actually, no, that, and I get to test your strength. Impress me and I'll assist in quite the unorthodox way. You see, my kind can wrap themselves around things. Act as a protective layer, of sorts. Of course, you won't get quite better than me, I can assure you. Fail to meet my standards and I'll kill you. Or maybe something else, I know of a few fates worse than death. I can, however, promise that you won't suffer should you fail. I'm benevolent like that, I'm not some psycho fascist like the Lunarians are."

"I'm aware of the Lunarians, actually." I decide to speak up on that. "...Are they that bad?"

"They refuse to let my kind settle on an uninhabited part of the lunar surface." Tyra summarises for me why her kind can't live on the Moon. "They aren't even using that area, yet they're arrogant enough to deny us asylum on there. My kind suffer out in space, you know, we have nothing we can use our knowledge or expertise on. Though, I can kill a Lunarian or five quite easily. All it takes is a single touch."

"I... I see." I swallow nervously. "What would be an example of that 'fates worse than death' part you mentioned...?"

"That part caught your eye, hm? Very well, I can name one of about, say, five fates." Tyra humours my question. "You're aware of how my kind can act as a 'protective layer' around someone, correct? This especially goes for when we're in space, with someone who wanted to visit our kin and learn from us. Without our protection, or protection from a friend of mine, they'd freeze and maybe explode. Quite gruesome, I can assure you." Oh. "...Well, whilst we're in that state, we can choose to either protect said object or absorb it and break it down to give ourselves more power, or to grow in size. Essentially, that's one of the fates I'd have in mind. You'd be a part of me, which would be quite honourable among our kin. It's not as if you'd suffer, either, you'd find that I'd actively talk to you, too. So it's not the end for your existence, so to speak."

...She's right, that is a fate worse than death. Even if I did die, I'd still be at least free.

"Though, I am also without a suitor." Tyra brings a hand to her chin. "...So I'm not sure if I would want to do that one I just mentioned."

Oh. That's even worse.

"Y'know, that doesn't sound that bad, actually." To you, sure, John. But to me, who's actually the one living? Not so much.

How would that suitor one even work, anyway?! I'm pretty sure Tyra's made solely of space dust if she and her kind can just form a layer around people...!

"I'm sure you won't disappoint either way, though." Tyra casually smiles as if she didn't just name terrible fates should I fail, with one somehow being worse than the other.

...

"And... what if I decline this proposition?" I tilt my head.

"We fight regardless." Tyra shrugs. "And you'd still be met with a fate worse than death if you lose. That and I won't hold anything back, so it'd be impossible for you to succeed."

...Ah.

"Quite the uh... ultimatum." I think about it.

"Mmm, indeed. But as I said, you won't suffer if you fail." Tyra regains her smile, placing her hands together. "I can be quite kind with punishments, my kin are all about learning from mistakes without fear of punishment."

...

So there's literally no way out of fighting Tyra, then. At least if I accept her deal, she'll go easy on me. I might as well ask one thing. "So, this test of strength..."

"You'll be fighting me, but I'll adapt to the level of fighting your kind are capable of." Tyra elaborates. "...I'm presuming I'm correct that you can't use the danmaku system, hence why you're carrying that shield with you. I must say, that is quite a nice design for a shield."

"...Thanks." I hold Aegis slightly. Okay, maybe she'll use a stereotype that humans are super weak physically. That'll work to my advantage... I hope. Actually, let's make sure. "Um... level of fighting... What should I expect, exactly...?"

"For one, I won't use magic." Tyra tells me. "I won't fly, either, plus I'll make sure whenever I hit you with my trident, it won't stab, impale, or exhaust you. In fact-." She clicks something on her trident, then it abruptly shifts into a katana.

I-. "Okay, what."

"This is the Masamune, as I call it." That katana is red and it's really long. "I made it based off one of your Earth weapons of the same name."

Oh, so it literally is the Masamune, then. Okay.

"However, unlike the Nightmare Spiker, my Masamune is meant for lethal intent. I may as well make that known." Tyra just informs me. I-. Her trident's not meant to be lethal? "If I'm using my trident, you have my promise that I'm only going to hinder or mildly injure someone. I never kill with it, it sullies the spikes' sheen and my honour. Besides, I don't want to cut that cute face of yours up."

Okay. "T-That's enough, alright..." I shake my head. "I accept the deal then... Can I just get a minute to prepare first?"

"I'm glad to hear that." Tyra smiles, then nods. "I can also allow that, too. Make good use of that minute, I'll notify you when I begin the test. And that minute may be the last moment of rest you get."

Okay, yeah, just remind me that if I fail, I'm sentenced to a worse fate than death. Cool...

...Immediately, I pull out my deck of Ability Cards, then shuffle through them. They're active and glowing slightly, which I think is Chimata's influence. If Tyra's not going to use magic, I may as well honour that and not use any offense-based ones.

That doesn't mean I can't use any powerful defensive ones. I quickly shuffle through five cards and pick them from the deck. These should help... First, there's Opened Third Eye. I'm using that because it's good for dodging things. Second, I have Crazy Backup Dancers on, which seems to be the complete version of The Mental Backup Dancer... which I just now realised was Mai. This is based off of Satono and Mai, what it does is that it unlocks my vitality and increases my reaction times.

Third, there's Gale Geta. It increases my total speed. Fourth, there's this one called Underground Sun. Which is, quite literally, just a sun. The description, however, makes it sound like a good get-out-of-jail-free card. It makes me 'invincible' for a pretty long period, plus it increases my attacking strength. That is, quite literally, the unmatched power of the sun. And lastly, there's this one of Nero. It's called 'Shi's Superpower', which can quite literally just boost me in a random aspect, be it speed, power, or something else. I mean, it has Nero's hood for the art, so...

...It's cool.

Okay, I'm ready, at least. I stare ahead at Tyra, who's inspecting her trident as she shifts Masamune back into Nightmare Spiker. I'm not sure how that works, but that's... honestly cool and disturbing.

Trying to figure out a weakness... might be tough.

"Oho... Finally getting to properly fight someone, eh? Don't muck it up. I mean, you and I both know what'll happen if you lose, so~..." John trails off, whistling. It'd help if you could help, you know. "I mean, I could. But I can't. You're preventing me."

...What's that mean?

"You'll see."

...Okay, keep your secrets. Tyra clears her throat, catching my attention. "Your minute's up. We begin..." She takes a stance.

...

"Now!" She abruptly lunges at me, her trident poised over her head. Whoa-.

Clang! 

I block it with Aegis as she stabs it down towards me, then skid back, shifting it to Aegis-Strand. Okay, move around her, be quick and nimble. I have my contingency should it fall to it.

"Not a bad block." Tyra comments, watching me toss Strand to a part of the cloud, abruptly zipping towards it. "...Oh? Your shield changed? How interesting... But will it help you defeat me, though?"

Well. "I've got more up my sleeve than just this-" I continue zipping around. "-but are you sure we can't just talk this out?"

"I need to prove your strength. I did say to Rujo that we would be duelling. If neither of us were scuffed up, or if you're there, he'd be suspicious." Tyra argues. Okay, fair... "Now face me and stop running, or I'll call this off!"

Ah. Okay, I need to close the distance. I stop trying to zoom around her, then throw Strand near her, moving in extremely close-.

"Hah!" Tyra stabs at where I should be, but I jerk Strand back, pulling it out of the cloud and subsequently stopping my movement. Her stab falls just short, and I-

Bam!

-hit her in the chest with Aegis, sending her stumbling back. "Uhf-. Okay, smart... Impressive technique. A feint... Quite smart, in fact. It seems you're somewhat formidable for a human, unlike some of those imbeciles that guard that village, where all the humans are."

"Thanks, but... this is my first time actually fighting someone." I tell her, moving around. "I usually always talk these situations out or, in better words, defuse them with my, well, words."

"Intriguing..." Tyra wipes her forehead, narrowing her eyes. "Again!"

Okay, then... I wonder if-.

Shing!

Whoa-. I nearly got scraped by her trident...! Okay, focus, focus...! Tyra's taking swings that flow together almost perfectly, as if she's stringing together a combo. I either block with Aegis or dodge those that get too close to comfort by jumping backwards.

"Well-versed in defending... But-" Tyra immediately speeds up, then I feel the handle of her trident connect with my chest. O-Ow...! "-not good enough. Still, it is considerably impressive for someone like you-" I feel the pole hit my chin, flicking my head up as I stumble back. Ngh-...! "-can even keep up with me like this. Truly remarkable... Yes, wasting you for my own growth would be a shame, I feel. Perhaps you could be my suitor."

"N-Nothing's set in stone, though!" I squeeze my eyes shut, activating Opened Third Eye. I see her next attack choreographed in my mind. Vertical uppercut. I twirl to the side fluently, then swing Aegis horizontally. I feel it make impact with Tyra's side-.

"Ough-. Oh? Are you focusing on the noise...?" Tyra's intrigued. I can't let her know about my secret technique. My cards're in my pocket... I just have to keep them there. "Very impressive!" I mean, my hearing is good, but... "Truly, you are in touch with your instincts!"

My instincts-. Ah, that's right, my ability...! Maybe my creation ability thing'll trigger here?! I'm using my instincts, plus I'm afraid of what'll happen if I lose, so-.

I see the next attack instantly. She's going for a throw, then a leg sweep, then a jab with the trident. I can't block or dodge that...

Okay, uh-. Let's improvise! I throw Strand upwards, then hold my hand out hoping to some god that my ability does the right thing-.

Crack!

Strand makes contact with... something that sounds like ice? I immediately zip up and look down just in time to see Tyra's trident go flying past, before impacting the 'ground' nearby. I look up and see a sheet of floating ice, with Strand embedded in it. I-. Whoa. My ability did trigger...!

Well, that's good. I drop back down as Tyra slides and reclaims her trident. Then, she turns back to me, dusting herself off. "...You can use magic?" She raises a brow.

"I can, but not really." I stretch slightly, before taking a defensive stance as ice shards fall around me. "I don't control when I use it, but my instincts and fears are tied to it. I'm pretty afraid of what'll happen if I lose here, plus you're testing my instincts. That meets the conditions for my ability to trigger on its own."

"Hmm. Maybe I should kick this up a notch, then..." Tyra starts adjusting her trident, before revealing Masamune again. "This time, the danger is real. I'll give you a taste of an Astralian's might."

I-. Oh no.

"Three..." What's John counting for...?

"Get over here!" Tyra begins charging me.

"Two..." John?!

Clang! Aegis makes contact with Masamune, fortunately blocking it.

"One..." Why are you counting...?!

"Hah-!" Tyra's about to swing again, but-.

KRAKOOM!

...

Was... that... thunder...? I freeze up on the spot. N-No, no, not thunder-. W-Wait, I'm on the cloud...! W-What if I get electrocuted...?!

"...Hmm?" Tyra's attention is on me, she's stopped attacking, but she's narrowed her eyes. "You look exceptionally pale... Ah-. Astraphobia, is it? A show of weakness is strength, as I like to believe. But, do know, if you don't snap out of that trance soon, I'll end this swiftly."

...

M-My body can't... m-move... W-Why did it have t-to thunder now...? I-I'm sick of this... f-feeling, I'm tired that I have to be dependent o-on others when this happens... My body feels like it's turned to stone, that I'm stuck and isolated, unable to do anything. My breathing's gone heavy. Actually, am I even breathing? N-Ngh... Nobody's here to... help...

"Five." Tyra begins counting down...

S-Someone... I can't...

"Remember, remember." John begins speaking again, b-but he sounds... different... More serious... Everything feels dark. It feels cold. It feels awful... "Remember what you buried deep within."

What I buried... deep within...?

"Four." I still hear Tyra's voice, but I can't... see her. Everything's... so dark... It's so gloomy, so hazy...

Please...

"The essence of chaos, discord, and conflict. You locked them away, never to be seen again." John continues. "Instead, you prioritised the essence of order, harmony, and peace. Made them your entire focus, whilst your sister sewed those essences you sealed away without knowing. Why do you think she's so willing to fight all the time? You both chose different essences to prioritise. But, without the other, you're incomplete."

What do you mean...?

"Three."

J-Just someone help... I can't do this...

"Whatever happened to the old Rajimarin Naga? You go by Rajime. Someone entirely different to Rajimarin." John, what're you saying...?! I'm still Rajimarin...! "No, you aren't. The old Rajimarin embraced both sides of himself. The old Trish did the same, too. But you've changed for the worst. You embrace one side more than the other... Tell me, who do you think I am?"

Who you are...? You're just... someone in my head...

"Two."

I'm going to die here, aren't I...?

"No, you aren't. And you're wrong. I'm not just someone, I'm you. I have a name. Address me by that, and not John Doe." What...? He's... me? He has a name? I don't know what... that is... "The you who is afraid of nothing, who wasn't traumatised, and would do anything to ensure peace and that people got along... That is me. I'm your inner self that you locked away. If it wasn't for that god's gift of those gloves, I never would've been able to have a chance of breaking free again. You know I'm not wrong, either, your gut is telling you to trust me."

It... It is... But I don't know your name...

"Call upon me! I know how to get out of this and to keep our body safe!" He demands... "I am a beast of thunder, called out only when you reach the breaking point!"

...Ah-. Beast of... thunder...?

...

I know his name now. It's not John Doe. It's...

...

Raiju.

"One."

"Now you know my name." Raiju sounds confident... "Now do you remember? The presence of conflict is necessary for peace. Though the thought of actually causing it on a large scale may break you. Do you accept this as the truth?"

Yes... Now... Help me! Please, help me! I can't do this on my own!

"So you admit it... Good. I am thou-. No, actually screw that reference." Raiju was about to make a joke at a time like this...? "This is serious, so... Let's cut to the point. I am Raiju, the you which you had forsaken in pursuit of endless diplomacy! And this..."

 

(Raiju POV)

 

...is my will! Hoho... It does feel good to be in control, for once. It feels exceptionally swell to be back, too, feeling cold air again. The true taste of freedom...

Unlike Rajime, I never lost touch with my true self. Conflict and peace are a yin and a yang in their own right, so is chaos and order, creation and destruction, darkness and light!

I am the darkness in this circumstance. The beast within unleashed. Rajime is the light. The loveable moron that nobody can bring themself to hate. Together, we're complete, but without the other, we're helpless.

And because I'm still in touch with my true essences... I can control this potential however I please! It does not control me and save me from near-misses, I use it to benefit myself and to receive the true outcome!

Let the urge to create rush through my body, for I am the incarnate of creation!

"Zero." Tyra finishes counting down, stepping over. "Time's..." She trails off. "...up...?"

I'm pointing straight at her. "Time is not up."

"Ah...? You seem... different." Her eyes widen partially, but she raises Masamune nonetheless. "But it doesn't matter, because now-."

Zzza~p!

I shoot a stream of electricity from my hand before she can even think of swinging it, making her jump backwards in alarm. "Ah-?"

Before she lands, I rush in, throwing an elbow with my right arm, before slamming Aegis into her face with my left. "Gfuah?!" I'm not afraid to close the distance, unlike my light. Light and darkness coalesce into one and work side-by-side to form shadow. That is how things work.

"I think you'll find that I have quite a lot of time, now." I relentlessly chase after her, slamming into her multiple times, be it with kicks, punches, headbutts, or even full body tackles. I also utilise Strand and these... Ability Cards to the best of my advantage. I use Underground Sun to keep the chain going, whilst using Shi's Superpower to increase my strength even further. Fortunately, luck's on my side, because I glow red to indicate I'm powering up further.

"G-Gh... Where'd all this come from...?" Tyra splurts out, trying to recover but finding it hard to because of how relentless I'm being. Rule one of fighting, never let your opponent recuperate. Back them into a corner and don't let them fight back. Many people make that mistake because they're idiots. I'm not an idiot, in fact, I'm quite smart. Rajime can be, too, that's why he knows how to improvise on the spot. It's like a dance routine, almost. Heheheh... "Hold on... Your hair and eyes-."

"Oh? My hair and eyes?" I take my hat and hood off to let some of my hair fall loose past my shoulders. It's... silver. A very shiny silver, at that. Not sure what she's talking about with my eyes, namely because I can't check, but... "Hmmh... This look is quite fitting."

"You're like an entirely different person now..." Tyra squints at me, finally getting a chance to breathe. "Who are you?"

"Technically, I'm two people. On one hand, you have Rajime. The person you were just fighting. Then, on the other hand, you have me, Raiju, a beast born from thunder. Rajime has a natural fear of thunder, you see, but that particular strike..." I raise a hand, smirking. "It pushed him just a little over the edge and I was allowed to break free. I'm the him he buried, the far more savage side. That is who I am. A dark reflection."

"A split personality..." Tyra brings her hand to her chin, before sighing, smirking herself, changing Masamune back to Nightmare Spiker, before lowering her weapon calmly. "Truly an admirable thing. It goes to show that you can adapt as a person... That person is exactly someone I want helping my kin. That show of strength, how you adapted and worked your way around my attacks to fight back... It was very creative. Consider me impressed, the both of you. Rajime's intricate technique and movements were impressive enough, but your strength and natural flow is another thing entirely. The fact you can share one body and do such a thing... It is rather admirable, more admirable than the likes of Rujo becoming a youkai without dying."

"So is your test over?" I raise a brow at her. "If not, I've got more than enough juice left in me to fry you." 

"Now, now, there's no need to threaten me." Tyra chuckles a few times, before clearing her throat. "I am a princess of my word. I'll keep our agreement... Now, shall we go stop Rujo and Mizu, if your friends haven't already?"

"Sure." I get ready to leap off the cloud.

"Wait." Tyra floats over to me, before dispersing into a sparkly cloud of dust. Said dust then just gathers around me then forms a purple layer. "There. Now jump."

Okay. I just jump then dive down headfirst, not even afraid of eating dirt big-time if I don't die from the impact.

I don't feel any wind or rain. That must be Tyra's doing.

"Oh... This is quite interesting, actually." Tyra speaks up. "I can't say I've ever actually done this to a living person, before... I'm a princess, after all, I don't lower myself to things such as this very often, but I'm not against doing it more... It's quite comfortable acting as a barrier."

Oh, so she is blocking the rain and cold. I guess she's used to the cold if she's from outer space.

Still, I keep diving down, before I see the battle raging down beneath. Danmaku's going everywhere, but Rajime's pals are being pushed back. How the hell's Rujo that strong? He's even overpowering Momoyo. That's not normal.

"Rujo can make people drown from the inside. He can manipulate any source of water, you see." Tyra explains for me. "He's most likely using that to weaken your friends where he can, then beat them up with danmaku and his gunblade."

"It's a gunblade, huh? Okay. Let's see him try that on me, because I won't give him a chance." I do a spin, getting ready to land on my feet and make my entire body as hard as the earth, whilst slowing my descent with wind. Just so I don't get rattled to hell and back by the landing. Or so I don't break my legs. That too.

"Of course. If you beat me, you can beat Rujo. He's weaker than I am. But, please, do go easy on Mizu, would you? She's a doll and I'd like to see her not get hurt as much." Tyra tells me to not roughen up that water spirit.

"Sure. She's small anyway, if I hit her too much she'd just die." I agree to the request, before finally making impact with the ground. There's just a dust cloud.

"...What the hell?" I hear Rujo stop fighting for a brief moment to look over at me. "Tyra, that you?"

"Wait, then does that mean Rajime-." Chimata almost looks broken.

"O~h shit." Momoyo looks like she's seen a ghost.

"Damn..." Nero coughs up a lot of water, sitting up. "Water's annoying..."

"It is me, yes." Tyra speaks, but...

"...Guess who's not dead?" I disperse the dust with a gust, grinning. 

"Huh... Does he seem different to you?" I hear Aya ask Satono and Mai, who just nod, looking at me.

"What?!" Rujo's eyes widen, then he scowls under his bandana. "Tyra, after everything, have you betrayed me?!"

"Rujo, you know this isn't right, don't you?" Tyra tries to reason with him, but I'm pretty sure that's out of the question. "Mizu, please, back me up on this."

"M-Me? No, I um..." Mizu shakes her head. She's near Nero and she's got that blaster pointed at him. "If this is what Rujo wants, then I want it too..."

"...How pitiful are you?" I decide to just outright say that. "You're really going along with this? Aren't you the one who wanted Rujo to patch things up with his father? Oh, wait, I know, you're just the good girl-type pushover who goes with the flow."

"W-What?" Mizu actually pauses, staring at her blaster. "N-No, I'm not! Me and Rujie always agree on everything we do, and...!"

"That's just a lie you tell yourself." I cut in. "Stop lying to yourself and face the facts."

"Rajime, that's... not like you." I hear Chimata being concerned.

"I'll explain later." I snap my head to her, then back at Rujo. I just point at him. "...Reasoning with you isn't going to work."

"I thought that was obvious." Rujo snorts, pointing his blade at me. "What the hell can you even do? How'd you even beat Tyra?! No-. In fact, why is she like that around you?!"

"I did that of my own volition, actually." Tyra points out. "I think it's time for an intervention."

"Damn right." I crack my neck.

I hear Momoyo turn to Aya. "...Y'know, I actually sorta like this new Rajime. Seems a lot more feisty than how he was originally."

"You have a point..." Aya nods, before coughing up some water. 

"Um... Should we tell Okina-sama about this...?" Satono sounds unsure, turning to Mai.

"...Frankly, I'm not sure. She's probably watching right now, and if she disliked this, she would've stepped in... I think." Mai rubs her chin, sounding pretty uncertain herself.

I can feel Chimata staring at me, though, but then I look at Nero. He's just staring at Mizu. "Well, you heard him. Are you lying to yourself or not?"

"I-I..." I can see tears welling up in Mizu's eyes. Then, she points the blaster at me, instead of Nero. "Y-You're just being mean! I'm not lying to myself, I'm not! M-Me and Rujie are partners and we never do anything without e-each other...!"

"If you were his partner, you would've shot me by now with that toy of yours." I hold my arms out to my side.

"Tch... You shut your face about Mizu!" Rujo yells, before charging me. "I'm gonna make you drown in your own fluids, you damned freak!"

I sigh. "It really is time for an intervention." I parry Rujo's swing almost effortlessly, then follow up with a powerful kick to his gut, making him recoil.

"Ghah...?!" He coughs heavily, wiping his mouth. "T-That the best you got...?!"

"Your father doesn't want this, you know." I glance at Nero again, then back at Rujo. "Fix things with him, or suffer with that mental rot of yours which you'll never get rid of if you don't hear Nero out. He's worried about you."

"So what if he's worried about me?!" Rujo growls. "You know nothing! I bet you grew up with your parents happily!"

...

"That's it." I start stepping towards him with malicious intent. "You're genuinely going to assume that? Listen here-" I grab him by the head, then punch him really hard in the gut again. "-you know nothing about me, or who I am. You're lucky you even have your father, I lost my parents when I was young. If anyone'd know about parental issues, it'd be me. How old even are you, anyway?" I look him up and down. "Fifteen? Sixteen? God, look at you, you disgrace. How am I older than you?"

"F-Fuck you..." He tries to swing his blade, but I catch it, then throw him to the side alongside it. "Gah!"

"R-Rujie!" Mizu, eyes full of tears, gets ready to shoot me with that elaborate squirt gun. I move almost like a liquid and grab it, then separate her from it. "S-Stop it!"

"No. You brought this upon yourself when you disrupted the peace. This was inevitable one way or the other." I pass Nero the spirit's gun, which he takes and sighs wordlessly.

"Damn it... Damn it!" Rujo begins flying up. I just watch him for a brief moment, before walking back to where I was prior, taking my sweet time. "Why the hell are you so strong?! You're just a human! I'm a youkai! It should be the other way around!"

"Ah, to be fair, I am enhancing his strength. Don't act like I'm not here, Rujo." Tyra speaks up, sounding oddly smug. 

"Shut up! Bruschetta should have never taken you in with us!" Rujo shouts at her. Bruschetta? Whoever that is must be the boss of these three. Or, former boss, in regards to Tyra. Given how she literally betrayed her teammates because of me.

"So you say." Tyra laughs. "I just found someone who can actually help my kind, is all. That's how things are with us. Or, don't tell me, you forgot that none of us were allies? Bruschetta's right. You're naive, Rujo, your youth is your hubris."

"Shut up... Shut up shut up shut up!" Rujo grips his blade, pointing it down. "I'll wipe you all out in a monsoon of agony! Prepare to be wiped out!"

Oh, here we go. I look up at him, then look at Aegis.

...Let's see. If this thing can adapt to what our body desires, then... How about protecting those around me? Or, maybe, making myself useful?

Bwomp.

...Oh? I look at Aegis again. Its design changed, as I expected. It's now like a purple void... Almost as if I'm looking into starlight. It reminds me of Tyra, honestly. How fitting. What can this do...? Well, I'll find out. For now, allow me to call this 'Aegis-Sentinel'. It just feels like that name fits this new mode, no?

"Uh... That ain't a good thing, is it?" Momoyo asks.

"Drowning? Yeah, no, it isn't." Aya agrees.

"We can't leave this pit either..." Satono looks around.

...Nero looks at Mizu, then wordlessly grabs her, walking over beside me. His hands're big enough to the point where he can just hold Mizu in his hands without hurting her by cupping said hands around her. I think Mizu's in shock, because she's not saying anything.

I just keep staring at Rujo, then grip my left hand. He's staring directly at me.

"Um... Rajime? You have a plan, don't you...?" Chimata's suddenly beside me.

"Huh? Oh, yeah. I'm just waiting for him to do his thing." I glance at her, then back at Rujo. "Just waiting for the right moment is all."

"What?" Chimata blinks at me in confusion.

I turn to everyone else. "Get behind me if you aren't. Things are about to get wet, if you can't tell."

"Huh... Ah, what the hell." Momoyo steps up close to me.

"Sure, I guess." Aya does the same, whilst Satono and Mai step over wordlessly, nodding.

Rujo finally finishes charging whatever the hell it is he's doing. His gunblade was glowing the entire time, too. "This is it! Tsunami Sign 'Rampaging Sea'!"

A massive, cyan beam comes flying out the tip of his blade. And by massive, I mean bigger than this crater. Big enough to literally wipe us out like a stain.

As it becomes closer and closer, I raise Aegis-Sentinel slowly. "And now, all effort will be made naught!"

When I properly raise it so that it faces the spark-.

Fwa~m!

It projects this huge, translucent purple wall which is as big as the laser.

"Huh. That's new." Nero comments. "Don't see something like that every day..."

"This just gets better and better for the Bunbunmaru, honestly! Man, I'm gonna have a field day with all this info!" Aya's scribbling like crazy. Part of me actually wishes that Rujo did kill Aya. But at the same time, the Rajime part of me doesn't want someone dying.

"W-What..." Speak of the devil! There he is. "What's going on...?"

We're winning.

"R-Raiju? I don't..." He's confused. Wow, good going, me. "W-Wait, I can't control-."

Yeah, you can't. You gave me control, dummy. I'm finishing this for you, though, in the most efficient way possible. Though, uh... this might be complicated to explain to everyone else later.

"...Right. I get it." Wait, he gets it? Oh, neat. "Carry on..."

That's all I needed to hear.

Vrrrrr~!

That blast is still going, by the way. Bloody-. Oi, Aegis, do your thing! Or do I need to cut in and do it for you?!

"...One moment." Tyra splits off of me, reforming to my right, unsheathing Masamune. "Star Sign! Night-Piercing Light!"

She, and her long katana, begin glowing with a furious red light, before-.

Whoosh! Shi~ng!

She just leapt into the spark and cut it in half, before continuing towards Rujo with the same ominous red light. "Get over here!"

"Wha-." I see Rujo's alarm, before-.

Bam!

Tyra slammed the blunt side of her katana down on Rujo's head, fortunately not cutting him. "Guh..."

...Then he slowly falls down-.

Thud.

And he dropped, unconscious.

...

Well then.

"That it then, huh?" Momoyo sighs. "Much as I liked that fight, it was also pretty damn dangerous. Drownin' from the inside ain't fun."

"Agreed." Nero steps over to Rujo as Aegis-Sentinel goes back to normal, then shifts back into Aegis-Pure.

...It's good to know it's not just limited to Aegis-Strand. Still, having a weapon that can do multiple things is quite useful. It was probably reacting to my existence.

"So, um, do you mind explaining what that was about?" Satono decides to speak up in my general direction. "...What even happened up there?"

"I'd like to know, too." Chimata's also intrigued.

O~kay. "...Can I just have a minute? Like, that fight took a lot out of me." I start breathing in and out repeatedly to catch my breath. Believe it or not, I actually am tired. I also feel my sanity slipping like grains of sand, so I should make this brief breather quick.

"Very well." Mai turns to Satono, then looks over at Aya. "...If you're thinking of interviewing him now, do it later."

"Wha? Aw, c'mon! I've been waiting for this all day!" Aya pouts, before groaning. "But... ugh, fine, that fight was really annoying. How the hell does someone even make water that powerful...?"

Whilst everyone begins idly chatting amongst themselves, or in Nero's case, kneeling over Rujo and idly chatting with Mizu and Tyra, I collect my thoughts and sigh. I need to find the best way to word this, pronto...

...

Notes:

So, Rujo, Tyra, and Mizu, huh. If I had to put them into words... Rujo has an immense amount of issues regarding his upbringing, eventually leading him to becoming a nix (which is what his exact type of youkai is), Tyra is the princess of her people and is pretty refined, but also rather considerate of others' circumstances, and that's what makes her less of a bad person, I feel, unlike Rujo. Rujo's more of someone who's really angry at everything for issues he had no control over. Sure, he and his father, Nero, might be talking more after the end of the chapter, plus he has Mizu to rely on too, but he's still unreasonably harsh on people. Mizu, on the other hand, is pretty soft on others, but she doesn't seem to be able to choose for herself. I based her off of an undine (water spirit) which is literally her last name. Without water, she'll die. That's pretty what much motivated Rujo to go through with this rain incident, and was also what convinced Tyra to help them out in the first part. Ho~pe that clears things up about the incident.

Outside of those three, WHOA DID WE JUST GET AN INSIGHT INTO ONE OF THE BIG BADS?! That little segment during Rajime explaining everything to Tsukasa, Medicine, and Alice about what he's doing didn't hit me as an idea at first, but... Foreshadowing is foreshadowing, hmm?

Honestly, I had an internal debate with who should go with Rajime this time, unlike during the events of UM (where I literally just asked a friend of mine for her input, then I decided on Alice). This time, I settled on Aya (which goes against literally what I said last chapter about 'no tengu' which is funny as all hell), Nero, Momoyo, and Chimata. Shonin would probably butt in, but I held off from it here, and whilst Rajime is Tsukasa's master more or less in this, he probably would respect her boundaries. That and he's aware she's surprisingly weak physically.

And uh... Raiju, huh? Thunder beast. Originally, he was going to be Jack, but I scrapped that idea because having Jack the Ripper be an actual character and not Rajime's alter-ego is a way better idea.

Also, yes, the Nyx Jack mentioned is exactly who you think it is. If you don't know who it is, it's a canon character, which is a blatant hint. Just compare Jack's features (silver hair, blue eyes, also the time he came from (late 1800s)) to literally any other character. That'll get you your answer.

Still, about Raiju, I think he shows a nice contrast to Rajime, like Trish does, but on a greater extent. Makes you wonder if Trish has a similar thing going on in her head. As for why Raiju can freely create elements and essences, unlike Rajime, it's because Raiju's the old Rajime who never lost touch with who he was. As one would probably say, embracing who you truly are is the path to success, most of the time. And while one might say Raiju feels forced in here, it actually sort of makes sense given the various reasons I give when he actually awakens. He's Rajime's other self. The one who loves being a savage. Rajime unknowingly locked that side of himself away after 'the accident'.

Also, yes, Nero's and Rujo's last name literally just translates to 'death'. Don't ask why.

EoI (Essence of Information), the 'character bio newspaper fic' with Dezain as the main character is a fun little concept. Seriously, I think authors should have one of their OCs explore all of their other OCs like this. It's a neat concept that I wish more people took an interest in, but maybe that's just me.

Anyways, YEAH. KEIKI. SHE EXISTS. She didn't even cross my mind at first until I remembered that she and Rajime are... surprisingly similar to one another? I mean, Keiki's a creator god and I based Rajime's concept loosely off of the Rainbow Serpent (common creation deity in Australian mythology), plus they're somewhat similar regarding avoiding fighting wherever possible (only difference being is that Keiki is more willing to fight than Rajime is). Shonin definitely would be aware of what happened in WBaWC, too, and what Keiki is exactly. Because, you know, that all happened in Hell.

As you may notice, EoC is now rated M. This is because of a lot of the things in the fic (dead parents, Sathona's whole... thing, Trish's extreme vulgarity, Akane's immense amount of 'dude what's wrong with you', and more I can't remember but probably did put in EoC). The rating'll give me more freedom regarding the writing and certain characters (looking at you three, Sathona, Seija, and Shonin).

Anyways, s'all from me. Have a good night... or day... or uh... whatever time it is wherever you are.

Chapter 9: Idolatrising Your World

Summary:

In which Rajime is forced to go to Hell because of things he has no control over, alongside Tyra, Rujo, and Mizu.

Notes:

hot take: i prefer characters from the newer games than the older ones (with the exceptions of flandre, mokou, and eiki, those three i actually like a lot), in other words, I LOVE NEWHUS! I LOVE NEWHUS! (recent obsessions with characters like keiki tsukasa and chimata have kicked in this chapter, if you can't tell)

also if the tags didn't tell you YES THIS IS WHERE THE OC/CHIMATA STUFF STARTS (it's at the end of the chapter though for. reasons.)

nobody really new this chapter either, outside of like, two new ocs, but they're introduced in pov changes, anyways OC count (now also excluding raiju) is 10.

canon characters that do show up:
- Chimata
- Momoyo
- Aya
- Satono
- Mai
- Sannyo
- Hecatia
- Misumaru
- Tsukasa
- Seiga (yyyeah seiga shows up again i guess)
- Keiki
- Mayumi
- Junko

aaa~nd that's it, this chapter's really just like, filler content

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Much better. Now, where were we?

Oh, right, explaining what happened. I take a moment to look at my reflection in the wall of water that's just... surrounding us.

I-. I actually forgot we need someone to fix that. Maybe Rujo can fix it, since he's probably the one who did this. Mizu too, maybe.

...Honestly, it looks weird with Rajime not wearing his hat. Then again, I'm him, he's me. Or she. I-. Wait, aren't I the male one here? Yeah, no, RAJIME is the female side.

...I'm the man of the body, in a sense. Heh.

Still, silver hair... I've gotta say, it's a fitting look. It's also stupidly long because the body is, you know, a girl's body. Girls always have their hair grow really long. Must be torture cutting it if they want to keep it short.

I mean, if they wear a hat, they can just do what Rajime does and bundle it all up underneath their hat. Because that works. That is what hats are for sometimes. Either that or use multiple hairties. 

Okay, anyways. I turn to Chimata. "I should probably explain myself, huh?"

"Yes, please." She nods, tilting her head. "What happened whilst you were 'duelling' with Gunait-san, Rajime...?"

"Okay, let me stop you right there." I raise a hand, then gesture to myself. "When I'm like this, don't call me Rajime. It gets confusing. Just call me Raiju... when Rajime's like this, anyway."

"Raiju, then." Chimata nods, before asking a very important question. "Are you some sort of onryo...?"

"Pffft-. Ahahaha! No, no, obviously not. I mean, if you tried exorcising me, nothing'd happen, I can guarantee. I'm more of an... alternate personality." I laugh into my hand a few times. "Or, rather, I'm Rajime's darkness. He's my light. We're polar opposites, but we're the same person at our core."

"I... see." She considers this. It's not raining anymore, I somehow just noticed that. "You seemed a lot more confident in fighting, unlike Rajime... I suppose that counts for the opposite part."

"Yeah, clearly." I crack my neck, then stretch, shaking my hands a few times. "Rajime barely does any physical activities, though, so this body sort of sucks for physical fighting. It's easier to use magic or danmaku... not that I know how to use the latter. But, melee combat is the best Rajime can do if his ability doesn't trigger. Or-. Our ability, I should say." I wink, then raise my right hand. A small flame lights in my palm. "Unlike Rajime, I can use our potential freely, because I never lost touch. Plus I'm not afraid of anything, so nothing's holding me back from realising what I am. Rajime's still uh... afraid of lightning though. He's easily frightened, so nothing'll change regarding when he'll be able to use that ability freely..."

"Ah, I get it." Chimata raises a finger. "It may be because you're both the reflection of one another, hence why Rajime can't use that potential to his advantage consciously, whilst you're able to use it however you please. In a sense, Rajime uses it unconsciously, you use it consciously."

"That's..." I bring a hand to my chin. Y'know, she might be right. "...actually a good theory. Huh."

"Maybe she isn't wrong... If you can really use that 'creating anything' ability, then..." Rajime sounds like he wants to trust that theory too. "Maybe it just activates on its own when I need it the most? I mean, I remember it activating when I wanted to evade Tyra's strikes..."

Hmm. Maybe.

Still, I wave my hand around. "Honestly, Rajime was actually about to lose because of... uh..." I take one look at Aya, quickly make a note of the fact she's listening in, then decide to not point that out and instead be very vague. "...you-know-what. He froze up on the spot and couldn't do anything until I came about."

"What do you-?" She's confused briefly, but then quickly understands, nodding. "Ah, yes, that... I understand. I suppose it is fortunate you came about when you did, for Rajime's sake. How did you even come into being, anyway...?"

"Rajime just snapped and lost it entirely." I lie on the spot, then lean closer, lowering my voice. "Or, more like, Okina gave Rajime these gloves here-" I pat my hands together. "-which allowed me to start talking to him. He remembered who I am and what he lost just after that accident which I'm sure you know about before it was all over in regards to fighting Tyra." I spare Aya another glance. "In a sense, I'm the old Rajime. Our actual name's Rajimarin. We got annoyed with that name though and everyone calling us 'mandarin' so we went by Rajime instead. Or, more like, he went by Rajime, I went by Raiju... before he forgot about me, that is to say."

"Ah... You're the old Rajime, then?" Chimata surprisingly understands immediately. "I have heard of people maturing as they grow older, but..."

"But?" I drift back, raising a brow.

"...There's a very blatant difference between you and Rajime." She finishes, smiling. "I'm fine with both sides of you, however, it's quite similar to two sides of the same coin."

Oh, yeah, that saying. "At least I'm not some maniac who lets the coin decide everything." Totally not referencing something there. "I'm not half the man I was, though. Even though I'm more willing to get rough and dirty, I still won't kill anyone. That's not like us. Like me. Like him... However you wanna see it."

"Hm-. True." Wait, did she actually understand the reference?! "I had only moved to Gensokyo recently, you know, so I am aware of modern culture, to a limited extent. Manga and comics, even though they're more... not my taste, I still try to enjoy them. I do like the concept of video games, however. A shame you can't get such a thing here."

Wh-. I-. Holy shit, Rajime. You picked out a good person to have as a partner, gods be damned...!

"...You know I didn't know that part about her, right?" Ah-. Yeah, right, I know that. You chose her for entirely different reasons. "She's polite and seems like a genuinely nice person, who understands things I do. We both know what it's like to lose something, then cling to what little of said thing we have left. For her, faith, for me, family." You said that earlier. "...I did? Uh... huh. Hm. Well, Chima is a bit dramatic, but that shows she's confident in her own abilities and skills. Not a lot of people have that aspect, they're a lot more humble, like me, so I can appreciate that too..."

Okay, nerd, that's enough. But you aren't wrong. Chimata does seem like the kind of person who would be into more modern things, whilst still being super damn traditional.

"Also she's soft." Rajime decides to add on. Y'know... yeah, that counts.

"Just out of curiosity... Is Rajime listening to this conversation, at all?" Chimata asks a pretty abrupt question.

"Huh?" I scratch my neck, before deciding to nod. Ah what the hell. "Yeah, he can hear this. I can talk with him and he can talk with me."

"It's... complicated." Rajime audibly tilts his head, if you can even do that. Also, Chimata can't hear you.

"Ah..." Chimata nods, bringing a hand to her chin. "What about your eyes and hair? I've noticed that it changed to silver and that your eyes are now a bright purple instead of that frosty blue I'm familiar with..."

That she's familiar with. Aw, she's getting used to you.

"Ah-. Be quiet." Rajime audibly pouts. How're you doing that. "Trade secrets."

...Okay, keep your secrets.

To be fair, I wanted yellow eyes. Balls. Oh well, can't complain about purple though, it's a rad colour. Anyone who wears purple is relatable and are additionally funny to watch.

"I think you're just a purple guy." Rajime audibly shrugs. Okay, that's totally not throwing me off. Also-. I'm not a purple guy, because I haven't murdered five kids then got impaled to death in an elaborate suit. "...Okay, no, don't make a reference like that again."

...Fair.

Still! "I think that's so you can differentiate me and Rajime." I answer. "Hell if I know how that works."

"I see..." Chimata nods, then Momoyo decides to walk over and join in on this conversation.

"So what's the deal wit' the new look, eh?" The centipede looks at me, grinning. "Thought you couldn't control that damn ability."

"That's because I'm Rajime's opposite. Hey, I'm Raiju, by the way. Thunder beast. Also here." I just spawn another, like, five of those metal sheets. Y'know, like the one that Rajime unconsciously made earlier when Momoyo tried to smack him in the face with a pickax.

"Oh, cheers." She actually takes them. Those sheets are as big as my torso and are as long as my body if I stretch my arms out to make a T. Yeah, that long and large. It's stupid. "Still, ah... thunder beast, eh?" She laughs. "Fittin', I guess. I mean, y'did kick the shit outta the fish man over there." She gestures at Rujo, who I think is regaining consciousness now.

"True." I briefly flash Aegis between its three modes. Pure, Strand, and Sentinel. "Then again, I'm more experienced with fighting. Rajime's a defensive do-good diplomat who won't outright hurt someone. I'm the savage beast that's been released who'll tear someone to pieces faster than a lightning strike."

"We all got that side t'us." Momoyo nods, before crouching down, placing all those metal sheets into one pile, then places her tools on her back as she picks the sheets up with both hands. Then she looks at the large wall of water surrounding us. "So, uh... whadda we doin' 'bout all that water?"

"Oh, leave that to Rujo." Tyra's suddenly beside us. Hi, star princess. "Nero's been talking with him. He's convinced Rujo and Mizu to go to Myouren Temple with him. I mean, they are family, even if they've not got the best relationship. Nero still cares about Rujo and I know Rujo feels the same deep down. He can't really show it is all."

"Really?" Chimata tilts her head at Tyra, then decides to ask a very important question in the most ominously sweet tone imaginable. "...What exactly happened between you and Rajime up there, by the way? I've been wondering about that since you both came down here together."

"I-... I tested his strength." Tyra awkwardly takes a step back, actually nervous...? Wait, isn't she stronger than Rujo? And wasn't Rujo stronger than Chimata, or something...? How the hell's that equal out?! Tyra even gives me a glance, before continuing. "If he succeeded, I agreed to help him. Which he did. I am a princess of my word, mind you. In exchange, he would help my people however he could..."

"Why so nervous?" Chimata takes a slightly menacing step towards her. "What would've happened if he failed to meet your standards, exactly?"

"Whoa. Someone's defensive for ya, huh?" Momoyo practically whispers to me.

"Punch her in the face." Rajime just orders me. Okay, that's not like him. "...Raiju, you know for a fact what Momoyo thinks about me and Chima. Besides, this is just one time, I won't ask you to do something like this on my behalf again."

...Okay, true. Also fair enough and as long as you promise...

"Rajime sends his regards." I turn to her...

"...Hell's that supposed t'mean-." Momoyo's confused, and before she can realise what I mean-.

Pap! Thud.

She falls flat on her ass after I just punched her in the cheek. Pfft-. Okay, that's gotta be embarrassing.

"...What?" That somehow stopped whatever was brewing between Chimata and Tyra.

"Okay, ow, I guess I deserved that one." Momoyo also dropped all of the metal sheets all over her lap. She's awkwardly picking them up, organising them, then stands up. "...Now my ass is covered in mud, just like Friday last week. Neat."

"Wh-. What happened on Friday?" I'm somewhat afraid to ask what she was doing.

"Oh, y'know, I was minin' then I got stuck in a hole, then it rained. Cave was flooded and I was still stuck. But 'cause I'm a centipede I just-." Momoyo's about to tell a very cool tale, then-.

Pap!

Chimata also just slaps her. Pffft-. "No. I don't think I need to hear that story a-again..."

"Ah, fine, fine..." Momoyo backs off. Aw.

"...Yes, as I was saying..." Tyra sighs out a breath of relief. "Me and Rajime fought, then it was me and Raiju. Raiju won. To be fair, even if Raiju didn't awaken, I would've thrown the fight anyway, just to have some fun. It's not everyday I get to fight an admirable human since I'm, as you know, not of this world and its boundaries."

Oh, no, she's definitely lying. I'm not going to say anything because Chimata would definitely slap Tyra if I spoke up. Tyra literally listed two fates worse than death, one of which being becoming her suitor, whilst the other was literally merging with her.

...Now that I think about it, both of those're pretty fucked up ends. How the fuck does Tyra even work biologically?! I'm fairly sure she's made of literally just space dust and stars, so she doesn't have... uh... you know...! How's that work with a human?!

"That's what I was saying when I heard that...!" Rajime's pouting. Yeah, now I get it, holy fucking oni balls!

"Wait, wait, hold on. Y'fought?!" Momoyo looks between me and Tyra, before settling on Tyra. "Hell did ya fight 'im with?! That trident?!"

"Yes, as a matter of fact." Tyra promptly nods.

"Said trident can also transform into a katana." I decide to bring that part up. "She calls that part the Masamune. Somehow, she only uses her trident for non-lethal fighting."

"Such is because I have perfect mastery, control, and knowledge over my fighting techniques and my weaponry. I am the strongest of my kin, as I am their princess, after all, and I haven't merged with anything to gain such heights either. Everything about me is natural, I can assure you." Tyra raises a hand to her chest, smiling casually. 

"...Merged?" Chimata furrows her brows.

"Yeah, in ah... in Japanese?" Momoyo scratches her cheek idly.

"My kin can absorb objects or beings to grow quicker than they naturally would. It grants a natural, permanent boost to our physique, as well as our knowledge and strength. So, practically, my kind do that either for looks, intelligence, or power. For me, it's usually the first... Not that I have ever done such a thing, mind you." Tyra raises a finger. "...We also take on traits of the item we absorb. If it's a being, things like eye colour or body shape. For an object, it might be its texture or temperature. We can't control the exact traits we take, but we do gain the latent power it holds."

Oh. If she absorbed us, then ah... holy shit she would've been unstoppable. Kinda glad I came in when I did now...!

"I see... Would you have done that to Rajime if he failed to meet your expectations?" Chimata glares at her. O~h, feisty.

"What? No, of course not." Tyra snorts. "It would be a waste to do such a thing on him. Also, didn't I say I would have thrown the duel regardless? I'm not a power-hungry freak, plus, the duty of an Astralian is to safeguard and serve Earth from above, like a seraphim. I wouldn't want to lay a finger on a human normally, but I did test his strength. That's different." Then she sighs. "...The Lunarians complicate things, though. They and humans see each other as threats and since we're... not exactly set up anywhere specific, we're weak individually. Not to say I wouldn't try and absorb a Lunarian or two, though. They're so full of themselves to the point they annoy me endlessly."

I-. Okay. "Can you not talk about this so casually." I dryly stare at Tyra. 

...Also my time's up.

"Wait, what-." Hi Rajime, here's your body back-.

 

(Rajime POV)

 

My hair goes back to blonde and my entire perception of reality has literally just been flipped on its head twice tonight.

"A~nd he's back." Momoyo just turns her gaze to me. "Huh. You uh... remember anythin' about that?"

"I remember you saying that you got stuck in a hole Friday last week." I decide to mention that specifically. "...I also remember Raiju punching you in the cheek."

"So y'were watchin'..." Momoyo furrows her brows, then begins grinning. "Why'd you let 'im deck me in the face?!"

"You deserved it." I admit.

"He has a point, you did deserve that." Tyra decides to reveal she heard that, too. Then she looks between me and Chimata. "Still, this is a surprise, are you two-...?"

"N-No!" Chima's been flustered. "N-Nothing like that, we're just... very close business partners." She steps closer to me slightly. "Very close. Nothing strange going on, believe me..."

"...That just makes it sound like you are datin'." Momoyo casually mentions that part.

...I turn to her almost immediately. "...Momoyo."

"Ah-. Okay, okay, sheesh, don't punch me again. That actually hurt, y'know, despite the fact you look and are frail as hell. Hell-. Chima's stronger than you physically."

"Ahahah..." Tyra begins laughing, then shakes her head. "You seem like quite the group, I must admit."

"Yeah, but usually, me and Chima're together most of the time." I start bundling my hair under my hat. "...As partners."

"Y-Yes, as partners..." Chima sighs out a breath of relief. "There's absolutely nothing strange about it, is there? A human and a god collaborating together on projects..."

"Yeah, nothin' odd about it." Momoyo scratches her cheek. "...What is odd is how insistent y'are that there's 'nothin' weird' or whatever happenin' between you two, which makes me believe ya both are all lovey-dovey-."

Okay, that's it. "Can you shut up." I stare at her, raising my voice slightly. "No matter how many times you pressure us, our answer'll stay the same. There's nothing going on. Nothing. Nada."

"Calm your tits, holy shit." I-. Raiju. Raiju. "What?! I'm being accurate...!"

Don't just say that though!

"...Sure." Momoyo actually shuts up. 

"Thank you." I sigh, regaining my composure. "Sorry about that. It's just been a long day, you know? All that incident stuff, having to work at the den on top, then literally having to fight someone-" I glance at Tyra, who awkwardly scratches her neck. "-it's really exhausting. I'm still a human at the end of the day. And before you say something like Nero not being tired, he and I are way different. He can use magic reliably and consciously. I can't."

"Ah, what the hell, you've got a point." Momoyo nods, beginning to walk off. "I'm gonna chill for a bit until all this water goes. If ya wanna speak to me 'fore I go see Dredgen 'bout all that Sweepstakes nonsense, feel free t'speak up."

Oh, right, the Dredgen. I guess Momoyo did agree to help them set up Sweepstakes, whatever it is, right...?

I watch Momoyo go sit against a nearby boulder as I finally bundle all my hair into my hat again. That's also really hard to do given how much of it there is.

"...How much hair do you have?" Tyra decides to ask me a totally fun question.

"Don't ask." I lower my eyes, then straighten out the coat sleeves. At least it's not raining anymore...

...In fact, I can see the night sky. Huh. It's pretty. There're bright stars shimmering here and there. Nice to look at...

...Didn't Tyra say getting tired whilst starwatching was part of her ability to cause exhaustion? Like, an automatic aspect of it...? If she's the strongest Astralian like she says she is, then I guess that's not out of the question. Tyra must be pretty powerful, actually other Astralians may be weaker than her, but they'll still be pretty strong in their own right. It's... interesting.

Still, if Tyra's the princess... Is there a king or queen of the Astralians?

Actually, I decide to ask her exactly that. "Tyra, you said you're a princess, right? Is there a king or queen ruling over your kind...? Emperor? Shogun?"

"Definitely not those last two. There is a queen, however, who's also my mother." Tyra looks up from idly fiddling with Nightmare Spiker to answer. "That would be Queen Aquamine. All Astralians bow to me and my mother, you see, for we're the strongest of our kind plus the most refined. My mother controls all of the Astralian citizens, whilst I lead our defensive forces. Or, basically, anybody who can fight."

So there's a queen as well, who's also Tyra's mom... "...How does having parents work for someone like you, exactly? Aren't you guys made of stardust...?"

"That's... quite a reasonable question, yes, but..." Tyra looks away. "...No, I suppose I can tell you how we come into being. There's a refinery called the Inquisitor we use to create one another. My mother and I are the only ones allowed in there when we've found a suitable candidate, commonly a human man, although we can use women too even if it's a female noble like me or mother, who can act as our suitor. From there... well, you can assume what happens. We come out with quite a lot of noble-dusted warrior-class Astralians as a result, whilst the human stays inside for their own safety. We feed them and ensure they're happy though, so their rights are fulfilled. I've never had anybody like that, however. Mother has, but only four Astralians came from the human she brought up there."

"That's definitely a concept." Chima furrows her brows, then regains her glare. "...Is that what you would've done with Rajime if you were taking this seriously?"

"...I can neither confirm or deny that." Tyra opts for being vague. Can't blame her. "I still would've stopped Rujo for his own good though either way. But there's only two noble-dusteds left, those being me and my mother. Could you blame me for wanting that?"

"I'll assume you had something else in mind." Chima goes neutral again. "...Don't try and wrap him up into something like that."

"Very well..." Tyra sighs, sounding disappointed. Why disappointed...? "But other worker-dusted Astralians can use something I call the Spawning Grounds to make more of each other. It's rather crude but it works well to ensure we don't go extinct."

"You make do with what you have, I guess." I shrug. Don't get me wrong, I understand that wholeheartedly, but... I'm not sure if I'd want to be a suitor in that aspect. Especially given how Tyra said she can use either gender.

"Mmm, definitely." Tyra flashes a smile, before placing her trident on her back. "Have I told you of Astralian classes? There's noble-dusted, which are Astralians such as myself and my mother, and worker-dusted, which are your average Astralian. There's classifications for each, though. There's warrior-class who're the fighters, servant-class who serve noble-dusteds, intelligence-class who work as our researchers and scientists, and lastly, there's engineer-class, which are Astralians who create our various trinkets and weapons."

Four classes, huh...? Well that is interesting, I'll admit.

"Yes, this is gonna be good..." Oh, right, Aya exists. I somehow forgot about that part.

...

Just for fun, I decide to leave Chimata and Tyra idly chatting to one another as I walk over and ask her something. "What're you doing?"

"Oh, you know, just getting content. I was just going to originally report on the den employing a human, but then Okina appeared, talking to you might I add, sent her servants to help you, and then sent you out to resolve an incident, all in the span of a single hour." Aya explains what she's exactly writing. "More content I have on you, the better, right? Though I did hear Dezain had some sort of special feature on you in her paper..."

Dezain was doing something like that? Curious. Maybe I should stop her and ask if she has a copy of the paper with that specific article on it. Might be a fun read, if she reports nothing but the truth.

...Maybe later though.

"But, hey, anything I write'll be more exciting than whatever Dezain writes." Aya smarmily winks. I-. How does one be that smarmy.

"Don't talk behind her back like that." I pocket my hands. "There's some people out there who I know'll enjoy reading her type of paper."

"Some, sure, but not more than me. I'm not even sure why Iizunamaru lets Dezain even report in the first place. She's wa~y too young to be a true crow tengu. Plus she's not even a full tengu!" Aya lowers her eyes. "She's twenty-eight, by the way."

...Really? "Dezain's that young?" I raise my brows.

"Yeah. But she thinks like she's some naive teenager who doesn't know any better. I blame Sathona for that." Aya lowers her eyes. "...Nobody really likes talking about Sathona, either. And don't get me started on Auresh, because you won't hear anybody talking about her in a positive light on Youkai Mountain. Even the Moriya don't like her and that's saying something."

The Moriya don't...? Actually, this reminds me. "...Don't you and Auresh know each other personally?"

"...Where'd you hear that from?" Aya gets oddly defensive all of a sudden.

"Tsukasa." I remove my hands from my pockets just to raise one. Gestures are pretty hard, sometimes. "She told me you and Auresh know each other. What interests me more is that you aren't a Tarnished, unlike Chijo."

"I-. Of course she told you..." Aya groans, the reporter pinching her temple as she stops writing for once. "I knew something was up when I didn't see her leave with Iizunamaru..."

I'm not telling her why Kasa-chan told me that either. "Well, I know, you know that at least. Doesn't Hatate know that too? Dezain? Hmm?" I raise my brow further, folding my arms in the process. 

"Ugh-. Fine, I'll tell you about how I know Auresh." Aya agrees to tell me something about Auresh, at least. "She took me under her wing before she even started tarnishing other tengu. Which was, like, a super long time ago. Auresh is way, way older than I am. And mind you, I've lived for well over a thousand years at this point. Maybe two. I forget sometimes."

"A-. A thousand." I echo. "You look like you're twenty-five." Come to think of it-. "How does Auresh look not even a year older than you, either?"

"Pretty sure that has something to do with all the tarnishing stuff. She's pretty much young forever, or something. Dunno much about how she did that, because I sorta want to do that too." Aya shrugs, but then smiles. "Thanks for the compliment on my natural beauty, though!"

"Pft." Raiju's amused.

"Bu~t, you know, compliments like that won't make your interview any better..." Aya smirks. "...unless you genuinely meant that?"

Wh-. "No. I'm not... depraved." I recoil in visible disgust. Keyword visible. "I'm pleased with my life the way it is."

"So you say, but you know, you seem pretty close with that market god... and I haven't even got to ask you a single question yet, so~..." Aya's voice lowers. "What's the deal with that, huh?"

"We're business partners." I just say outright, then nervously glance at Chima. "Though, she's probably closer with me than she was with Megumu..."

"Really? Well, that's interesting." Aya writes that down. Oh, no.

"D-Don't get me wrong, it's not like we're in love or anything like that..." I immediately put that out there... N-Not yet, anyway...

"Not yet, you say." Raiju, stick a cork in it. "Hey, look, just saying. I think it's blatant Chimata likes you a lot. Like, a lot kinda a lot. Hell, I could even say she's in love with you. Don't you feel the same way?"

Raiju.

"Okay, sheesh, hard question huh? I get it, plenty of women out there. Or men, if you're into that." Raiju snorts. I-. Stop.

Anyways, Aya... "So you say..." She's wiggling her eyebrows. "C'mon, not even a teensy bit of action between you two? Nothing intimate?"

I swear-.

"That's enough." Mai just suddenly joins in on the conversation. Satono's also just... there, I guess. "Get back on topic."

"Oh, fine." Aya huffs, going back to the interview. "Favourite colour?"

I-. What. "What does that have to do this...?" I blink at her.

"Everyone has a favourite colour, dummy. I put that in my paper." That's a very blatant lie, Aya. What is your game here.

"Dude, just say 'blargle' or something. Works every time... sorta." Raiju tells me to do that.

...So I do. "Blargle's my favourite colour." I just casually lean back despite there being nothing behind me.

"Wh-. What colour is that." Aya stops dead in her tracks. "Brown? Green? White? Magenta?"

"Yes." I nod.

Mai has a look of revelation and sheer bafflement on her face. Satono, unlike Mai, is failing to hold in laughter. She's just giggling to herself over and over. "Hnk-. B-Blargle-."

"Do not say it." Mai just immediately turns to her.

"C-Can you describe blargle...?!" Satono's really trying to keep a straight face.

"Oh, you know, it's sort of like..." I bring a hand to my chin. Honestly, my favourite colours are blue, green, and yellow. Aya doesn't need to know that specifically, though. "...A mixture between every colour, really. That's what blargle is."

"...You two worry me." Mai sighs out, slightly annoyed, but also... grinning.

"Rainbow then." Aya takes that as 'rainbow'. I-. I said blargle.

"...You were asking what colour of underwear he prefers, don't you?" Mai puts two and two togethe-...

...

Wait.

"The people gotta know." Aya simply nods, smiling neutrally at me.

...

I just start walking towards her menacingly. "Okay, no, get rid of that now."

"Ah-. Too late~." She just flies back faster than I can even run. Wow, that's totally fair.

"He said get rid of it." Mai begins floating. Satono does too. They're also speaking in unison. "Do we need to tell Okina-sama about this?"

"Would she really care about that sort of-..." Aya pauses, looking down at her notepad. "...What was I just about to say...?"

Pfff-. Wha-. Did she forget? Aren't crows supposed to be really smart or something?

...Mai and Satono quickly float back down to be beside me. Satono whispers right into my ear softly. "That's most likely Okina-sama who did that, just so you know~!"

Okay, but the question is. "...Why are you so close to my ear?"

"Why not?" She shrugs.

Okay then.

"A-Actually, that was me..." Suddenly, Mizu floats up beside us. People really like to randomly join conversations, huh? "T-That wasn't exactly an... appropriate question, so I chose for myself and um... d-did that. S-See? I can make my own choices..."

Wait, huh?

Mai raises a brow, too. "What're your abilities, again...? I don't believe we caught that before."

"I can control every aspect of water, including when it's in a gaseous or solid form, like steam or ice..." Mizu smiles awkwardly. "B-But I can also alter memories and actions taken near flowing water. I-I can even control thoughts if someone's m-mind is weak enough..."

...I suddenly have a thought to drink more water, now. I-. Wait a minute. "...Did you just put a thought in my head?"

"...Was it about drinking water regularly?" Mizu holds her smile.

I stare at her slack-jawed. She isn't lying, then... Huh... Well, she has a point, I should drink more water.

"O~h, that's an interesting ability to have, Mizu-chan!" Satono just awkwardly covers Mizu's head with her hand whilst giving her a... head rub. "...Why're you so small, anyway? It kinda makes stuff like that hard to do..."

"I-I'm not always this small..." Mizu pouts, dismissing Satono's hand with slightly annoyed taps then floats up to the ring of water. She sticks her hand into it-.

Oh, wow, she's as big as the height from my foot to my knee, now. She's as big as a small child. I also just now noticed the fact she literally is made of water. I uh... thought she was wearing a blue dress or something. She doesn't even have body features, she's just water. "Did you absorb water to do that?"

"A-All of this water came from me." Mizu reveals, bobbing her watery head up and down. It ripples and that is cool. "R-Rujie simply amplified it and that's what let Gensokyo flood... N-Normally, I'm bigger than this, p-probably bigger than a tree or two, but being this small l-lets me fit into places better."

"Are you made entirely of water?" Mai expresses more curiosity.

"M-Mostly." Mizu stares at her body. "I-I have a core which is part of me w-when I was a human. I was um... young, though, when I turned into this..."

"...How'd you turn into that?" Mai expresses more curiosity into Mizu.

"I um... went swimming in Misty Lake." Mizu looks down. "...I drowned because of fairies."

"Ah-. My apologies if that... brought up any bad memories." Mai winces.

"Gee, Mai, you really need to watch your tongue." Satono grins at her partner, before clapping her on the back. "But it's not like you knew she uh... y'know, died, right?"

"Y-Yeah, don't be sad because of that." Mizu keeps a light tone. "...I sorta beat up all those fairies after I became this. I dunno why I turned into... um... an undine, though."

"That's what you are?" I tilt my head. I'm vaguely aware of what an undine is. It's a type of water spirit, so I suppose that's dead on for Mizu.

"It's also my last name..." Mizu decides to bring that up. So her full name's Mizu Undine, then... "...Even before I-I became one."

Oh. That's... uh... wow.

"Holy shit her parents, whoever the hell they were, man, they knew some shit." Raiju sounds like he's grinning.

Either that or it's a coincidence. Which it is.

"Do you live at Misty Lake?" Satono decides to ask her, taking a soft and gentle tone. 

"Y-Yes, I've been there ever since..." Mizu twiddles with her 'hair'. "R-Rujie lives there with me, or, um, we used to live there. N-Nero's taking us to Myouren Temple later today. M-Mostly so he can fix things with Rujie, but also s-so I can reliably live. M-My abilities also extend to cleaning water, so, um..."

"You need water to live off of though, I'm presuming." I raise a finger. "...Am I right?"

"Y-Yes, that's exactly r-right." Mizu sighs, scratching her arm somewhat awkwardly. "I-I can't entirely be away from bodies of water for too l-long, or I'll dry up. I-It's fine if there's water in the air, though, but it usually gets super bad around summer time... I can't even leave water in those months."

She's still small. I can't get that aspect of her out of my head.

...Aya rejoins us after a moment. "Well that's weird... Could've sworn I wrote something, but... Nevermind. So! You!" She points her pen at Mizu. "You, you you you... water spirit. You said you're an undine, right? I thought there were none of you guys in Gensokyo because of all the water fairies taking your place."

"...Really...?" Mizu furrows her brows, staring at Aya. "I never knew about that... I'm way stronger than some silly fairy, though. Ice or water fairies, t-that is, as well as fire ones... E-Electric ones I'm no good with."

...I just thought about Cirno at that moment. Mizu could probably easily wipe the floor with someone like her. Whilst Cirno is strong for a fairy, what with her ability, Mizu literally just said she can control all types of water. Including ice. She's Cirno's superior, in a sense...

"I see..." Aya writes that down, not looking up from her notebook. "So what's the deal with your power? Like, you were absolutely tiny a few seconds ago. Man, if you stayed like that, I could've put you in my pocket and took you home."

"...Please don't do that." Mizu cautiously drifts near the water wall again. "You wouldn't like to see me at my normal size... B-But, as for my power, um... I guess I just learnt how to fight humans, especially when I'm super small like that. B-But because my body's just water, um, it's super malleable, so I can shape myself t-to be just about anything, too, including my body parts, as well as their shape and size and stuff... It's kinda similar to Tyra's people's um... natural physiology. They can mold themselves into t-things too, I think. O-Or just parts of themselves, unlike m-me, where I use my entire body... I can even turn into a puddle!"

Okay, that's specific. 

"Okay, but question, what if someone... took a sip of you? Morbid and weirdly specific question, I know, but I've just gotta know what happens. Does it feel weird?" Aya's asking her weird questions.

"Don't ask her that." I deadpan.

"N-No, it's fine." Mizu tilts her head at Aya. "...They'd die, if that's what you're wondering. I-It's not because the water that makes my body's so polluted or unclean, i-it's just because it feels weird having part of me inside that person. I can feel where I am specifically, too, so that doesn't help... I just end up drowning them with the part of me they drank, I guess...?"

"Ah, very graphic! Just what I need!" Aya jots that down. That's very disturbing. "...So're you and Rujo dating then?"

"W-We're not..." Mizu blinks at her. "Does it really look like that...?"

"Yes. Definitely. I mean, you call him Rujie." Aya smirks.

"Well, he's j-just nice to me. Plus he's like a big brother..." Mizu looks down. "...He cares about me a lot, b-but his behaviour worries me."

Huh. "...Speaking from experience here, people like that can be nice to others. It's just really rare." I pocket my hands, deciding to off-handedly mention Trish, albeit not directly. "I have a sister just like that. She cares about me, but she's pretty harsh on almost everybody she meets. Keyword being 'almost'."

"Yeah, Trish, right?" Oh, right, Aya. Trish said Aya interviewed her or something, right...? "Really tall girl, runs a bar, has a pet cyborg moon rabbit she probably stole from Eientei~? Extremely vulgar and swears every ten seconds?"

"...Yeah, that's her." I sigh, holding the rim of my hat. "Aren't you banned from her bar or something?"

"On paper, yeah, but that doesn't stop me from getting in there incognito." Aya winks at me. "Like, say, disguising as a paper girl? Literally everyone in the village falls for that get-up of mine. Either that or I just use a back window or something and spy on her."

...

"You do realise I can just up and tell Trish that, and that she'll believe me, right?" I dryly stare at her.

"...Please don't." Aya places her hands together in a pleading gesture. "I actually sort of want content from her. Her bar's too unique to not report on, you know?"

"...I've never been there." I reveal, pocketing my hands.

"Well, you should go. There's a certain oni there who drinks her heart out." The tengu grins, before going back to writing.

"...Uh-huh." I nod, looking to the side. Nero's sat beside Rujo. The two're just... idly chatting.

"So you won't tell your sister I'll just sneak into her bar?" Aya assumes, still grinning.

"Sure-. Whoa, whoa, wait, hold on." I raise a finger, grinning myself. "I won't, on one condition."

"Damn it. Okay, what's the condition?" She lowers her eyes. "I'm tired of making compromises today."

"No weird questions." I make my condition. "Examples being nothing about my love life, things that can be considered personal, or if I think you're hot." 

"Pff-. Where'd the last one come from?" Satono wryly grins. Mai simply has a very done expression. Mizu, uh... isn't visibly reacting. She's just staring awkwardly.

Aya, on the other hand...

"...How'd you know I was going to ask that last one?" She raises a brow, slightly surprised. Oh, so she was going to ask that, then.

"I'm psychic." I jest, shrugging.

"Oh, well, that explains a lot." She snorts, genuinely writing that down. "But still, do you think I look good? Be brutally honest."

...

"To be fair, you do have your charms." I admit that much. "You're useful for information, for one, albeit you apparently exaggerate things way too much. You're also willing to compromise as long as you get a good story or something to put in your paper, plus said compromises are incredibly easy to make most of the time. As for you looking good?" I decide to get to that point in particular. "...I guess you do look pretty nice for someone who is literally a fossil age-wise. You are annoying though, but maybe that's just your persistent nature speaking." I am being honest here. 

"Hah!" Aya claps her hands together, writing that down. "Well, that works for me. All that matters to me is that you think I'm useful and that I look decent enough to be a reporter."

"He literally just listed more negatives than good." Mai speaks up. I did? "Your exaggerating habits, how easy you are to make deals with, and your persistence-."

"Hey, greenie, shut up." Aya points her pen at her. "I didn't ask you for your evaluation."

"...I was just mentioning it." Mai sighs, as Satono giggles to herself.

"Um..." Mizu just blinks, then decides to ask something with the most confused and adorable expression she can put on. "How're you guys e-even a group...?"

"Oh, we aren't." Aya tells her. "I sorta made a deal that I'd help them fix all this rain stuff as long as I can interview him about a lot." She points her pen at me. "Which I'm doing now, because I helped. I mean, I wouldn't mind working with you again... Hey, do you think you can talk with 'Thankyou' or whatever her name was about selling my paper at the next big market?"

She wants to sell her paper at the markets, huh. Not sure how Chimata'll take that, but... No, she'll probably let Aya be involved. I mean, markets are open to everyone, after all. There's no restraints based on who you are or what you are that stop you from being partaking in the market.

...I sound like an old person, sometimes.

"Hey, at least you admit it." Raiju chuckles. Ah-. You're one to talk, mister 'I'm your darkness'! "Shit, s'true. I shouldn't be talking about that."

I guess we're both bad at speaking like we're not some kind of philosopher, huh? Heheh... Not that it's a bad thing, though. Akane's book is full of philosophies, right? I have a bunch of different views on many things in life. I wonder if she'd be willing to hear out some of my ideologies and thoughts on certain topics...

"Rajime, she's literally your guardian when Junko isn't around." Raiju makes a... pretty fair point, actually. "Also she's sort of under oath with Okina. Kinda. Sorta. She probably knows all about your philosophies-. Our philosophies, I mean, sorry, so she'd definitely want to hear our reasoning behind them... if she does know them."

...True. I guess I like to let my mind wander sometimes. Not sure if that's a good or bad thing now, though, because of how many thoughts I can think up.

Ah-. I just realised I still have Kasa-chan's tube on me. Maybe I should've given that to her to keep safe... Fortunately, it's still in my shirt pocket, by some dumb luck. It's also not broken despite the fact I'm pretty sure Tyra hit me there several times. Either that tube is secretly indestructible, or I'm stupidly lucky.

Still. "...Sure, I'll bring it up to her later." I pocket my hands.

"Great!" She pumps a fist in the air briefly. "Oh-. Actually, here's an offer. I sort of want to use you as a source of inspiration and information or whatever for the Bunbunmaru. So here's the scoop-" She snaps her fingers. "-you keep me updated on whatever you've been doing, since I'm sure you've been up to a lot, hanging around a bunch of people who caused incidents-" She briefly glances at Momoyo, then Chimata, then Tyra. "-plus you're pretty much friends with those kinds of people. In exchange, I'll make sure you're allowed on Youkai Mountain and that a bunch of the wolf tengu don't bother you. I can also beat up the Moriya if it comes to it, because I can. Also because, you know, I'm way more powerful than them. Crows're more powerful than wolves in the hierarchy, so~... I could just threaten them into submission. Besides, humans're flexible and I don't really get to make deals with humans as often. This just seems like a golden opportunity, you know?"

...That is slightly tempting, honestly. "...You wouldn't mind giving me any information, too, right?" I consider that part...

"Sure." She hastily agrees to it, not missing a beat. Okay, she really wants this deal, then.

"...Are you actually considering-." Mai dryly stares at me.

"Goods here outweigh the bads." I point out, before nodding at Aya. "Sure, I agree." This is probably a mistake, but... I can put up with her, hopefully. Because I'll be a lot more awake and... you know, alert when she does come calling for info. Feeling comfortable's also important. Knowing what goes on around you is a step to being comfortable here and a very important one at that.

"Oh, really? Sweet!" Aya grins chaotically, mumbling to herself. "Hatate's going to be so jealous..." I'm going to pretend she didn't just say that. "So! First off, can I ask you about-."

Pipi~!

Oh, hey, that's convenient. "Sorry, need to take this." I pull out my phone and start subtly stepping away from that.

"...What...?" Mizu's about to ask a question.

"It's his phone. Don't ask me how it works." Aya shrugs, whilst Satono and Mai just notice me stepping away slowly.

...That was a Harmony message, by the way. The totally not-a-bootleg message application. There's a message from...

...

...Sannyo? There's one from Okina, too, but uh... I... don't think I mentioned Sannyo as someone Okina should add to that, but... I guess I didn't think of her at the time and Okina did. I also notice a lot more private messages that haven't been touched yet.

The ones I've mentioned before are there, as well as the ones Okina brought up. So, basically, Trish, Kolar, Doremy, Sumi, Akane, Junko, Misumaru, and... Chima. Even though I know for a fact Chima doesn't have a phone. Maybe Okina's planning on giving one to her.

There are, however, a few people who I don't think either of us brought up. There's the Dredgen, for some reason. I'm not asking how Okina managed to track them down and convince them to cooperate. Last I checked, Dredgen didn't want anything to do with a sage.

...There's also Sannyo, like I just said, but there's also Kasa-chan, Medicine, Alice, uh... Tyra, which is as weird as Chimata being on here. Also Aya. For some reason. Wh-. Why Aya. I also notice Curo and... Shonin. Hecatia's on here, too.

...This is pretty much everyone who's important to me. I find it funny how Yuuka isn't there, for some reason. Piece, too, as well as Aiki-... Wait, no, Aikido's on here as well... Huh. I notice the fact there's also accounts for Satono and Mai respectively, which is... cool? Momoyo's also here. Nero is too. And... Yoko, Kifu, Oki, and Sai. Pretty much everyone at work is on here. Also Heiwa. And... Auresh?

...Why the hell is Auresh on here? I've barely interacted with her, like, at all...

That's... uh... damn, maths really isn't my strong suit. Raiju?

"Thirty." He does not miss a single second after my reply. That took like, a second. "I'm your opposite, y'know. I'm good at maths. Maybe she added Aya and Auresh to round it up to thirty?"

...True. Okina could've added them for that purpose...

Anyways, I decide to see what Sannyo's message is about. Okina's doesn't look too important, so...

Komakusa-dayuu: "Hey, Rajime. Y'plannin' on comin' back to the den?"

She has a different name compared to a few others. I could tell it was Sannyo even without the name due to the emblem of a smoking dragon as her... icon. Either her or Yoko, at least.

Rajime: "Mhm. Why're you asking?"

Komakusa-dayuu: "Ah, so it really does work just like magic, eh? Your outside stuff's honestly amazin', I ain't sure why nobody really makes stuff like that in 'ere."

Oh, right, she hasn't used technology before, has she...?

Komakusa-dayuu: "Matara gave me this weird-lookin' rectangular brick that looked kappa-made. Said it was based off some tech you used before endin' up in Gensokyo. Still, s'aside the point. I forgot to mention it, but I was plannin' on givin' you triple the pay you would've gotten today if y'actually did resolve the incident. Which y'did."

Rajime: "...Did Okina tell you that I resolved it?"

Komakusa-dayuu: "Mhm, that'd be right, hun. 'Course, I had a feelin' y'could work somethin' out. Tamatsukuri came by t'look for you by the way. Wanted t'see how y'were doin'."

Misumaru came by the den to see me? I guess that would've been obvious, but I expected her to come by earlier.

Rajime: "Um... in the middle of all that rain?"

Komakusa-dayuu: "Honestly, Tamatsukuri just does whatever the hell she wants whenever she wants, most the time. She does have that authority, y'know, plus she ain't some pushover rookie god of the mountain. I'd argue she could probably give the Moriya a run for their money, too."

Komakusa-dayuu: "...But, anyway, she sorta wanted t'see you about trainin' that potential of yours. She was pretty damn concerned when she found out y'went out to resolve all that flood nonsense. Not good t'keep a lady like her worried, eh?Heheheh."

Rajime: "Ah, um... It's not like I could help being out here though. Is she still there...?"

Komakusa-dayuu: "Nope. But, slight issue with ya comin' back tonight to close up, though."

Huh?

Rajime: "Why?"

Komakusa-dayuu: "That devil, Shonin, ain't it? She left earlier wit' Junko-san. She came back t'say you won't be comin' back until the next time the den opens. Which is in three days, mind ya, gotta give all the other bookies a well-deserved break 'n all. Plus I need family time wit' Yoko."

A-. A three day gap between openings. Outside Gensokyo, that'd be impossible, but... I guess it makes sense. Everything here's super traditional after all. Oh, and Kifu does have Heiwa, too, I guess. As for Sai and Oki, uh... they just do whatever I guess. 

Still.

Rajime: "...Why?"

Komakusa-dayuu: "Heh, soundin' like a broken record there, kid. But she said she was takin' you to a certain area of Hell t'meet someone. Hell'd y'do to deserve bein' sent to Hell?"

Rajime: "I... didn't do anything..."

Komakusa-dayuu: "Heheheh, lighten up a little. Just a joke. Still, you're probably tired from all that incident-resolvin' nonsense anyway. As your boss, I gotta advise you take a nice break. Maybe have a shoppin' trip in the village, eh? They've got all random stuff there, pro'lly somethin' that y'like'll be there. Gotta hand it to ya, though, I'd argue you handled that better than the Hakurei. Y'sure as hell are reliable."

Really? I handled that better than Reimu would've? That's... saying something. To say the very least.

Komakusa-dayuu: "Still, Tamatsukuri went wit' Shonin 'cause she asked to. Not sure how you're gettin' so many heavenly and demonic figure interested in ya, but... good for you, I guess."

Rajime: "Uh... thanks. Anything else...?"

Komakusa-dayuu: "Junko-san has your pay, by the way. Y'earned about 150,000 yen today, countin' that triple bonus I mentioned. So y'earned 50,000 from workin'. Not bad, kid, even if you only managed to play two games before bein' dragged into a mess. 'Course, your Card Wars stuff is pretty popular. People kept tryin' to see if it was open, but I had to sadly turn 'em away. S'a fun concept."

Rajime: "I think you have Chimata to thank for that, not me..."

Komakusa-dayuu: "Nah, if it weren't for you bein' the dealer of that game, people wouldn't be interested. Pretty sure the rules got simplified and people're making strategies on how to beat you legitimately. Heard what y'did for that poverty god, by the way. Kind of ya to do, even if we ain't a charity. Then again, I guess Tammy-san and Kurayami-san did the same. Havin' morals is a sign of a good bookie, or somethin' like that. If your name isn't Saikoro, that is t'say."

...That simultaneously being a jab at Saikoro's moral compass whilst also complimenting her for her competency definitely does sound like something Sannyo'd say.

Komakusa-dayuu: "Also the Moriya maiden came around after you headed off. I told her to buzz off because I know she's definitely scopin' my dens out for her gods. I didn't mention you at all, either, if y'were wonderin'. If wind of me employin' a human goes about, stuff's pretty much screwed because of the danger. Your appearance helps in hidin' that part at least. Then again, Shibo comes to the den a lot. and he's open about bein' a human. Y'know, Nero, the guy who went with ya."

Komakusa-dayuu: "...Then again, he does have a flintlock and enchantments, so it ain't like he's in any danger. He sure as hell ain't a youkai though. He's just some superpowered monk with a gun. Pretty sure he nearly shot Iizunamaru with it once."

That's somehow the best description of Nero I've ever heard. Also, he comes really often...? Also-. He tried to shoot Megumu once? That's... huh.

...I'm slightly worried about Nero's financial situation, now, as well as why he tried to shoot Megumu.

Speaking of financial situations, I just earned one-hundred-and-fifty-thousand yen in a single working day. Huh. Gambling does pay, sometimes. But, unlike others, I know when to stop.

Komakusa-dayuu: "Still, I'm ramblin'. Shonin also took that... uh... kuda-gitsune to your home. What's up with that, anyway? Thought she was Iizunamaru's pet."

Rajime: "Technically speaking, she's my pet now. Don't tell anyone, because we're keeping that part a secret."

Komakusa-dayuu: "Damn, really? Iizunamaru won't be happy 'bout that. If she finds out. If."

Rajime: "Yeah, if. I don't plan on letting her know and Kasa-chan doesn't either."

Komakusa-dayuu: "Heheheh. You're a weird one, kid, but I guess that's a good thing. Bein' weird here means y'fit in. People'll probably second-guess you as some generic youkai, long as you're wearing your emblem."

Oh, right, I'm still wearing my emblem, aren't I...? Doesn't this thing do stuff regarding magic that messes with my head? Statuses or whatever, like... sleep spells. Blindness. That type of thing.

...

I definitely didn't need to cover my whole body from the rain with Okina's coat. Then again, rain is rain. It's wet. Still.

Rajime: "Okay... Is that it, then...? Because we're still sorting things out with all the water. We also beat up the culprits, so they're helping to fix this..."

Komakusa-dayuu: "Really? Culprits as in multiple? Huh. What're their names?"

Rajime: "You're probably not gonna believe this, but one was Nero's son, a human gone youkai by the name of Rujo. The others, though, uh... One's not even native to this planet, as in, she's made of stardust. Her name's Tyra Gunait and she's an Astralian. She's also a princess. There's also Mizu Undine who's... well, an undine."

Komakusa-dayuu: "Think Shibo mentioned somethin' about havin' a youkai son at one point... Didn't think anythin' of it. One hell of a coincidence y'got him to go with you, though. Hopefully that'll patch things up between 'em. I say that 'cause I'm pretty sure Shibo first came to the den to figure out how to talk to normal youkai like myself 'n Sai. He's never pissed Kifu off, funnily enough, plus he's the only patron to never do that."

Komakusa-dayuu: "Although, a space princess, eh? Goes to show that it ain't just people in Gensokyo who can cause incidents all willy-nilly. People from outside it or even from space can do things like that, too. As for the undine, I don't really mind 'em. I mean, she's a water spirit, so I guess that incident woulda benefitted her."

Komakusa-dayuu: "Anyways, I've held y'up long enough, kiddo. Figure somethin' out, then expect the devil lady t'nab ya after all this water's gone."

...Right.

Komakusa-dayuu: "Stay safe. Gensokyo ain't 'sactly safe for someone like you to be roamin' aimlessly."

Rajime: "I know. You stay safe too, boss."

Komakusa-dayuu: "Boss, eh? Heheh, guess it fits, so I'll let it slide. Y'can just call me Sannyo though, y'know."

...Yeah, I probably should've just called her Sannyo there, but oh well. I back out of that chat.

Okay, what's Okina want...?

Okina: "There's no need to reply to this message, Rajime. I'm merely writing this out to inform you of the increased amount of contacts you have on this platform. Some are ones we have both mentioned, yes, but there are some I thought of at the last minute. I'm still in the process of distributing the necessary devices, however, so don't expect all of them to be active immediately."

Oh, that's straightforward. No need to reply or engage in a conversation there... That's good. Some of these really are ones I didn't think of at first, but when I thought about it some more just now, they make sense. Such as Tsukasa, for pretty obvious reasons, as well as Aikido, Shonin, and Curo.

...All except Aya.

Why did Okina add Aya to the list of contacts. Why.

But even so, it is super convenient to have a bunch of people I can message on-hand. Contact won't be as hard as repeatedly going out to see someone, especially if they're some kind of nomad, whilst additionally sticking my neck out for any normal youkai to chomp down on and kill me instantly. Either that or... they do whatever Tyra wanted to do to me if I lost.

...It's nice to see that Sannyo's really looking out for me, too. Still, three days until the next opening, huh... I guess she did mention something like the other bookies needing a break too. Plus she does have Yoko to spend time with. Kifu also has a girlfriend at home. I don't know how Heiwa got to the den though. Maybe Heiwa and Kifu live on Youkai Mountain too...?

Still... I'm going to Hell.

...

Honestly, I'm not sure what to think about that. But-.

Pipi~!

I'm interrupted by another message. Who-... Oh, it's Hecatia. I mean, her icon is literally the three 'planets' around her head, I say it like that because of the fact she has the Moon as one of said 'planets', but still. It's those three orbs... planets. I don't know what to call them.

...Also her name is HellMom. Not... wrong, but still, why. Did Okina pick these nicknames out or something, or did they make the nicknames themselves...?

"Pedantics." Raiju calls it pedantics. Fair enough, actually.

Well, let's see what she wants.

HellMom: "hiii rajime ♡"

Wh-. Okay, she's speaking like how I normally speak on things like this. It's throwing me off slightly, but still, uh...

HellMom: "not sure if you're reading this or not, since I saw you were online or something, buuuuuuuuut it's me, hecatia~ ♡"

Why is she typing like-... Actually, no, that literally is how she'd type, if she used things like this. It also suits her because she's incredibly casual all the time.

Rajime: "I... am reading this, I was just caught off-guard by how casual you are with... typing like that."

Seriously, she capitalised the 'I' but not her name. That literally is something she'd do, I feel like.

HellMom: "oh really??? I think it's pretty normal to talk this on something like, y'know, this! besides, you don't me checking in on you, do you? ♡"

Rajime: "...please stop with the heart."

HellMom: "no~ ♡"

That response is legitimately terrifying. The no with the squiggly line followed by the heart. Actually, what even is the squiggly line thing called, again...?

"Tilde." Raiju provides for me. "It's a stupid name. Remember, tilda for Matilda, but replace the a with an e."

...You're right, that is a stupid name. Bloody, pardon my French there, English language...

"You know what else is a stupid name? Hers." Raiju comments on Hecatia's username. "Like, why."

I mean, she is like a second mom. Technically speaking she's like Piece-kun's mom, too. Junko exists, right?

Plus, there's stuff going on between her and Hecatia that I somehow deduced on accident.

...I still don't know how I did that, either. I guess it's that sorta vibe you get from two people... Wait-. Maybe Momoyo had that same vibe about me and Chima...?!

Huh... Stuff's weird.

HellMom: "so~ how've you been? it's been a while, few days kinda, since we last talked so I figured I'd check in~ ♡ have you met shonin at all???"

Oh, Shonin. Right, Hecatia sent her, didn't she...?

Rajime: "Yes, I have. She's... unique."

HellMom: "mmm~, she's definitely unique, but she's super nice too~ ♡"

How many times has she used that heart emote.

Also, I might as well mention this.

Rajime: "...I don't know if you're aware of this, but she appeared right in front of me whilst I was bathing, Hecatia."

HellMom: ""

I-. Okay, how'd she do that...?! There's-. There's just no message text there. How'd she pull that off...? Is there a secret?

"Pretty sure you just put an asterisk, make a space, then put another one." ...Raiju, why do you know that? "Mate, we literally used the hell out of a platform that's literally just like this, just with the opposite name."

...Oh, right. Is it really just as easy as doing that, though...?

HellMom: "...I may have to talk to shonin about appearing in front of people later~..."

Obviously.

HellMom: "buuuuuut other than that, how've you been~? ♡ I've been told that you're making odd friends and super good progress and whatnot, which is exactly what I want~ ♡"

She used the heart emote twice in the same message. Also, let's just push past the casualness and the ominous hearts. She really likes to use them both.

Rajime: "That's right... Uh... Are you aware I'm actually coming to Hell soonish? I've just been told that Shonin and Junko've arranged for me to meet someone behind my back."

HellMom: "ooooh, you're coming down here~? I might swing by in that case~ ♡"

HellMom: "where is it~? the capital?"

I... uh...

...Actually, I don't have any idea.

Rajime: "No clue. Shonin didn't say anything regarding a location..."

HellMom: "...actually, wait, she might be taking you where all the human spirits are~, which is the primate spirit garden~ ♡"

"Ten." Raiju's counting something. "I'm counting how many times she's used that heart emote. T-. That's not even a built-in one, either, she's physically copying and pasting that."

I-. You're right, actually. The built-in heart emote's red. Those one's are white like the text. Huh...

Still, Primate Spirit Garden?

Rajime: "...Where is that?"

HellMom: "it's a part of hell, somewhere~, shonin visits it a whole bunch on my regard since she's super good with humans~ ♡"

"Eleven."

HellMom: "apparently there's a person there who caused a whole bunch of issues with the animal spirits, as well as hell in general kinda, by making a buuuuuunch of idols, but it got resolved thankfully~"

There was someone like that down there? That 

HellMom: "...pretty sure she's still there, she's a creator god so-. oh, maybe that's who they're making you meet? isn't your potential tied to creating things or something~? ♡"

"Twelve."

Rajime: "It's creating elements and essences, which is actually my ability. Some people helped me to learn that fact."

HellMom: "oooh that's definitely a good ability to have~ ♡ but she's definitely the one they're taking you to meet in that case~ ♡ I'm pretty sure her name's cake or something~? ♡"

Cake.

...I could go for some cake, actually, when I think about it. It's sweet and I like sweet and savoury stuff. Like pastries. I wonder if the human village has a lot of bakeries or something...?

Question for later though.

"Yeah, question for later. Also fifteen." Raiju's still counting heart emotes.

HellMom: "oh, wait, wait, no, I remember now, it's haniyasushin keiki, or just keiki I guess?? ♡"

"Sixteen."

Oh, I've just been given someone's full name without warning.

...Keiki does sound close to 'cake'. No wonder Hecatia thought it was 'cake' at first. Still, Haniyasushin-...

...Wait, isn't Haniyasu one of the original gods that came from the body of Izanami? I did some research on Japanese mythology, so I know that much at least... There were two, though, Haniyasu-hiko and Haniyasu-hime. Keiki's probably the latter. Either that or she's literally both of them, because they are considered to be the same in terms of their virtues and powers...

So, literally, Keiki's last name probably stems from her origins. I mean, 'shin' quite literally just means 'god', albeit loosely. Haniyasu is a god or goddess of... what was it again, earth, clay, and pottery...? Or both at the same time. Not sure what her first name means though.

I guess being called a creator god fits for her then.

Rajime: "...I see. I'll keep that in mind, if that is who I end up meeting. How do you know about her...?"

HellMom: "shonin, hun ♡"

It feels weird to be called 'hun' by someone other than Sannyo. Because as far as I'm aware, she seems like the only person who'd do that based on her accent and personality. Hecatia's just chaotic like that, I guess.

"Seventeen." Also Raiju.

HellMom: "so~ anyways, how've you been? good~? have you met or seen aikido yet~?"

Rajime: "I've been doing fine and I've met Aikido. She's living on Youkai Mountain near the peak, like you suspected. Letting you know if you ever want to go visit her."

HellMom: "oh thanks~ I'll probably visit her tomorrow though~. isn't it late in gensokyo~?? are you getting enough sleep? ♡"

"Eighteen."

Rajime: "I've been sleeping fine... How've you been?"

HellMom: "oh, y'know, pretty great actually, ruling hell means I'm super free a lot of the time, unless if some mess goes on with the yakuza families down here~"

Oh, right, yakuza families.

Rajime: "I think Shonin mentioned something like that before... Does Hell have that big of a yakuza problem?"

HellMom: "yes. without a doubt. don't get me wrong they follow the rules of hell but the kiketsu push their luck waaaaaay too much with their knowledge plus the gouyoku leader's annoying because of her ability, and the keiga are just really aggressive for no reason"

...She didn't use a tilde or a heart emote in that sentence. Guess that shows how serious she is about that topic...

HellMom: "but honestly I prefer the gouyoku more, they're a lot more reasonable to deal with than the other two, and their leader's... niceish, I've talked with her a few times because she has a half-relative or something who stays with shonin called parano~"

There's the tilde. No heart emote though.

HellMom: "I'm probably holding you up huh?? it's been nice having this chat rajime, so talk to you soon, since the next time'll be in person~ ♡"

"A~nd nineteen. Fuck, one off twenty." Raiju groans, upset he didn't get to count twenty heart emotes.

...Who cares about that though, honestly? Hecatia was nice enough to see how I'm doing. She didn't bring up Okina either, so she's probably assuming I knew what was going on with the chat thing. Which I did.

"Huh. Dad wasn't kidding." Suddenly, Rujo's just next to me. I swear he wasn't there a few seconds ago-. "Don't be so surprised, dumbass, you were in such a trance that literally anyone could walk up to you without you noticing."

...I was? "What do you want?" I decide to tilt my head at him.

"Oh, you know." Rujo snorts, then I notice he has his gunblade. He's pointing it at where the wall of water should be-.

...It's gone. Literally all of the water's gone. Everything is extremely waterlogged, though. It'll probably be like that for a while too...

"Yeah, it's gone. You're welcome." He sounds slightly sour. Probably because Raiju humiliated him. "...Actually, I remember you looking way different when you started beating me up. You had silver hair and purple eyes, but now you're some dumbass blonde with blue eyes... which I swear you were before the fighting even started and before Tyra took you to the fucking clouds with her. So, unless if that was Tyra influencing you, which I'm absolutely sure it isn't, what was that?"

Oh, he noticed that, huh...? "That's my other self." I nod once.

"Your other self." He deadpans, before throwing his hands up, nearly slicing my cheek. "...Gee, real fucking descriptive, bitch. Tell me what that was or I'll cut your-."

"Rujo." Nero immediately cuts in, smacking him on the back of the head. "Be nice."

"Gah, fuck..." Rujo rubs it, before slouching. "Fine... What was that?"

"As I said, it was my other self." I shrug. "I call him Raiju. He's like me but way more savage and brutal. Actually, no, he literally is a savage. He also doesn't care about talking things out, unlike me."

"I would gladly kick his ass again." Raiju sounds like he's smiling.

"He also said he would gladly, and I'm quoting him on this, 'kick your ass again'." I sigh, folding my arms.

"That... silver-haired silver-tongued silver bitch." Rujo curses, saying silver three times. I'm gonna make him eat raw fucking silver next time!"

"No he won't. Because there won't be a next time." Raiju snorts.

"Rujo!" Nero's more annoyed now, but he's also incredibly stern. "What did I just say?!"

"...Ugh... Be nice, dad, I know." Rujo lowers his eyes, scoffing as he sheathes his gunblade. Then he looks back at me. "So what're you gonna do now, anyway? Go home and sleep in a warm bed or whatever, snuggle with either of those two-" He loosely gestures at Tyra and Chimata. I'm not sure why he singled out Tyra and Chimata, either. "-or are you gonna go eat rocks with that simple-minded grandma who I swear eats rocks."

Is-. Is he talking about Momoyo with that last one? Rujo also just called her a grandma, which is pretty funny. Does Momoyo look that old to him...?

"Ignore him." Nero dismisses his son's questions, Rujo of which nearly glares at his father for that, before Nero decides to ask me something. "But what are you going to do? I'm heading to Myouren Temple with Rujo and Mizu since I don't know what to do with them. Do you have anywhere you're staying the night, or...?"

"I have somewhere to stay. She lives with me." I point at Chimata, who seems to be talking with Aya about something. Momoyo's... wait, is she drawing something on the metal Raiju gave her...? What the hell could she be drawing? She's a centipede.

Whatever it is probably doesn't concern me though. I mean, privacy does exist, and all that... even though some people opt to ignore it. Like Shonin.

"Oh? You live with a god, huh?" Rujo brings a hand to his mouth, smirking. "Damn, you're a player, dude. Surrounded by women and-."

"I think that's enough." Nero covers his son's mouth, before starting to walk away. "Well, if you have something you need to do, I'll see you around. I've gotta get this guy and his girlfriend to the temple."

"Wh-. Oi, Mizu isn't my girlfriend...!" Rujo manages to blurt that out. "We're just close friends is all...!"

"Oh, really?" Nero grins at him, as they get quieter. Mostly, it's Rujo being annoyed and frustrated, which... seems to be who he is, really. Then again, the connection he has with his dad is uh... troubling. Not as bad as me and my parents who're...

...

No, let's not run away or hide from that fact anymore. They're dead and they always will be. Nothing'll bring them back, even if I try to create life like them.

"Hoh... Strong decision, mate. Seriously, kudos to you for accepting all the growth Gensokyo's providing you with. I mean, you're pretty damned mature in your own right, but this proves it more. Goes to show you're better than a lot of adults. Not all, just a lot of them." Raiju compliments my growth as a person... Yeah, you're right. I can make big decisions, I'm at that age, aren't I?

But, hey. Who's gonna care? I'm just rambling to myself, in my own head, talking about dead parents. As one does when they're incredibly tired...

...Is this how Trish feels all the time? She accepted all of that way better than I did, a long time ago, too. Then again, she's older than I am. Plus she's smarter and she doesn't tend to show emotion a lot of the time. I know that, inside, she probably was pretty upset, but still. Me and Trish are opposites, light and darkness, much like me and Raiju. But if there's one thing we have in common, it's that we can rely on each other.

God, that sounds super cheesy. But it is true. The same goes for me and Kolar, as well as Trish and Kolar. We can all rely on and grow off of each other. That's just how you adapt and learn, I guess. Some people catch on quick, others take it step by step, little by little. I'm the latter, obviously, I like to see things through properly without rushing it or going for what seems to be the easiest option. I consider circumstances, consequences, and outcomes, not just the actions themselves and the intention behind said actions.

...Philosophy never was my strong suit, but... I guess it just feels natural to talk about that now. 

"You're right, actually." Raiju agrees with my ideologies... "Barely anybody thinks of the consequences of their actions, y'know. Lotta people're guilty of that, even those that act sagely sometimes. We're no exception either and I'm definitely not. Sure, in the past, we would've done things without thinking. But we were young and naive. Youth does that to you. What I don't understand is why the older half of humanity is so braindead a lot of the time, as well as why they make extremely stupid decisions. Fuck politics, simply put."

...Yeah, screw it. Trish is better at it than I am, because she's just a generally loud person, even if nobody knows a thing about her. She voices her thoughts and actively debates everything she can, just to inflict some conflict. I... stay quiet and listen, then offer my own opinion towards the end, if I get a chance to.

...

So... Shonin. When will she take me to Hell is the bigger question, plus... Keiki, whoever she is. On one hand, I'm nervous because it's, you know, a creator god I'm meeting. On the other, I'm feeling... confident, maybe? Junko'll be there, and as I've learned from Sannyo, Misumaru too.

I guess this is that 'post-incident clarity' feeling, then. Everything's back to normal, albeit incredibly wet, plus I get to do something fun now. I also get to chill for a few days since the den doesn't open until, well, in three days.

...I take my badge off, then wipe my forehead. Today's been a day. I'm cream-crackered, or however that saying goes.

...Why did that saying even come about to begin with? How's it even make sense? Why cream-crackered?

It does mean tired, but... still. I put my phone in my bag, then take out Gensopedia. I may as well fill some things out whilst I'm at it. Namely, a lot-...

...

Strangely, there's already a page filled out on Okina. I don't know why. Uh... that's pretty weird. I also notice there's some pages loosely filled out with tidbits of information on other people I've met so far. Namely people I haven't filled out pages on...?

...Okay, what's this about? I take out my phone to try and text Okina, but the moment I do so-.

"He~y. What's u~p." Shonin raises from the floor. Oh. There she is. "It's me~, the devil~."

...I just watch her rise up from the floor for a moment, slowly putting my phone and Gensopedia away. I'll figure that out later. "...You're here to take me to Hell, aren't you?"

"Yeah, kinda." Shonin nods, then stops, looking around. "Holy fuck everything is wet as balls out here. Then again, guess it did flood, which was funny. Ah... who caused the incident this time?"

"A youkai, a water spirit, and someone from outer space." I tell her, pocketing my hands. "...Why're you asking?"

"Someone asked them to come with." Shonin raises a finger before pulling out this spear covered in skulls. "Someone you're gonna meet. Also you uh... look different, kinda. Done something with your hair?"

"...Kind of." I scratch my cheek. How'm I gonna explain Raiju to Junko...? I think that's the hardest part, honestly...

...Wait. If Nero's taking Rujo and Mizu to Myouren Temple, wherever that is-.

"Then that complicates things." Raiju finishes. Yeah, no kidding.

"Uh... slight issue with you bringing the first two with us though." I raise a finger. "...They're sort of being taken somewhere else first. Also one's trying to patch things up with his father."

"I'll just take that guy's dad too then. It's those three over there, right?" Shonin points the spear at Rujo, Nero, and Mizu, who're all together.

Oh. That's straightforward.

"And there's nothing up with the latter either, right?" Shonin raises a finger, grinning. Her face is always obscured by that hood. But those goat horns're prominent, even if they're pitch black like her robes.

"...No." I shake my head, then realise something. Ah, if Tsukasa's home alone... "Could you take Chima home at least...? To Junko's home, that is."

"Sure. Rainbow god, right?" Shonin nods, to which I nod at in kind. "Okay, I'll do that after I take you guys to Hell. Speaking of which, come with me-."

She snaps her fingers and we just warp-.

Fwash!

 


 

Fwash!

That never ceases to feel weird. Shonin's warping is weird. All of it's weird.

My eyes slowly adjust to my surroundings because the lighting just changed. I can tell I'm inside a building, though, because there's no wind or anything. It is unnaturally warm, however, I do notice that. 

The moment my eyes actually adjust to the new lighting, I look around, finding myself in a surprisingly futuristic-looking place. There's intricate markings on the walls and what-not of... are those haniwa? I think they're haniwa. It's white and sterile, but it also looks pretty traditional too. It's clean. Very clean, actually.

"Welcome to uh... the Primate Spirit Garden." I hear Shonin, then look to my right and see her casually floating there in the air. "Or more like fucking idol central. Since that's what this place specifically is. Haniwa and idols everywhere. In my drawers, in my socks, in my shoes, even in my fucking hair." She briefly parts her hood to reveal her extremely pale face very shortly as she shows haniwa in her black hair, then quickly pulls her hood back up. How. "Shit's wack my dude."

"Uh... huh." I nod slowly, looking around. There's a few hallways here. In fact, we're in one, but there's a bunch of different doors leading to different rooms. "Is this in Hell?"

"Uh, yeah, obviously." Shonin rolls her eyes. "Dude-. This is a layer of Hell. Don't try roaming outside though, there's a bunch of animal spirits who act like high and mighty assholes and trust me you do not want any of them messing with you."

...Okay...? I watch Shonin float over to a door, gesturing to it. "If you want, you can sit in here until someone finds you I guess. I completely forgot where everyone else is. Too many haniwa mess with a devil's head. Or is that... a fiddle...?"

As she furrows her brows, I decide to take a look inside of the room-.

...There's just a big mound of clay in here. Grey, featureless clay. It's just a huge pile of it.

...

"Ah, whatever, have fun." Shonin-

Fwash!

-disappears, leaving just me inside of this... clay room.

...

Okay... I walk inside, then sit down on the clay.

...It's comfy, but not exactly the ideal seat...

...

I see a furnace in here, as well as some buckets of water, some dye, and what-not...

...

I know exactly what I'm going to be doing whilst Shonin's doing whatever.

 


Meanwhile... (Tsukasa POV)

 

Hm~? That was a strange feeling just then...

...Not that it matters, I'm simply rearranging things in Raji-chan's bedroom so that it'd be far, far more pleasing. Whilst a traditional look is good, as Shirogane-san taught me, rearranging things brightens the mood a little.

Not that I follow her words perfectly, though. I still have to be quite flexible, both physically and mentally.

...I wonder. She hasn't come home yet... Neither has Junko-san or Lady Tenkyuu.

Why am I even referring to Raji-chan as 'she', anyway? The last I checked, Raji-chan wanted to be identified as a man.

...But I suppose I can keep a secret unless, of course, it would be more beneficial for others to know said secrets... It's quite confusing with Raji-chan though. Shirogane-san wishes for me to not pull anything with him, but that simply isn't possible most of the time. It's quite boring to go about things normally, as a lot of my kin would agree.

"Hnn..." I finish pushing the one desk in the room right next to the one window of the room. There, that's much better. I'm sure she would enjoy a view whilst she's writing, yes?

...Though, I'm definitely not cut out for physically moving things like this. This exact type of thing I would leave to my masters, but... I suppose it's a nice challenge. Plus, I'm doing it to surprise him.

I haven't touched the closet, since I'm assuming Raji-chan doesn't have any spare outfits. Therefore, I don't need to touch the inside of it.

...However, maybe I should move it. Just for general purpose of the room, since the desk is partially stopping one of the doors from opening.

"Hmm... Perhaps I can put it off until later." I stare at it, then look down at the futon. The sheets are remarkably clean, but maybe she would prefer if I moved it just a smidge to the left. Yes, that would be quite perfect...

Oh, also, screw symmetry. Who cares about symmetry? I bend down and move to push the futon...

"...What are you doing there, exactly?" A voice stops me. It's not a voice I recognise, so it's obviously not someone who lives here.

So, as such, I stop, and turn to face the voice. "Wouldn't you like to know?"

"I would like to know, actually. Considering how you're a youkai in a land where only hermits, normal animals, gods, and humans are allowed." It's a woman with blue hair wearing a very old-fashioned looking outfit. She's also floating on some kind of veil. Not that I care, honestly. "Unless you happen to be a servant here?"

...She doesn't need to know about Raji-chan, I feel. "Yes, actually, I am. Now who would you happen to be...?"

"I don't need to tell you that, the last I checked." She just stares at me. Oh... Smart. "I'm only here to inquire about one of the residents here, you see. Quite simple, even for someone like you to understand, I'm certain."

"I'll ignore that remark." I keep my hands behind my back. "Who are you asking about?"

"Well, normally, I would ask who owns this manor, although I'm quite familiar with her due to..." She looks at her right hand for a brief moment, before continuing. "...reasons I cannot exactly name."

I swear I just saw a scar on her right hand... I'm assuming Junko-san did that, for whatever reason. How pleasant.

...Then again, Shirogane-san does share some of her past with Junko-san. I assume Junko-san did said injury with good reasons in mind, then.

"There's a woman identifying as a man here, isn't there?" She asks about... Raji-chan. Oh. That's certainly bothersome. "I came to 'visit' at some point and noticed he was sleeping inside here. I only came by to see if he was here, which he doesn't seem to be. Therefore, I'll settle for asking you instead, albeit regrettably. Who is he?"

"I don't believe I have any reason to tell you that." I narrow my eyes at her. 

"Hm, true, I suppose." Her eyes briefly trail to the window, then back to me. "...But I want to know, and believe me, I get what I want one way or another."

"...Really, now? Is that supposed to be a threat? Because, I'm not sure if you've noticed-" I gesture to myself. "-I don't exactly care. I'll have you know I was taught by Tamamo no Mae herself, so I'm not afraid in the slightest."

"That doesn't matter." She brings up a fair point, but ultimately, Shirogane-san taught me to ignore people who think her teachings aren't important. "I can make you speak in more ways than one. Unless if, of course, you would be so kind as to tell me who that woman is. I know what she looks like, too. Blonde hair, blue eyes, black and white hat and shorts of a similar colour, as well as a four-coloured shirt? Blue ribbons?"

"...I'm still not telling you anything." I get ready to sprint out of the door if need be, albeit subtly.

"...Very well. It seems we need to do this the hard way, then-." She's about to start firing danmaku, however-.

Fwash!

"...What's going on here, huh?" Suddenly, Shonin-san just warps in. With her is Lady Tenkyuu. Oh. How convenient.

"Ah. Bothersome." The blue-haired woman turns to them, with a blank expression.

"Who're you?" Lady Tenkyuu's immediately skeptical, then she turns to me. "You. Kudamaki. What exactly happened in here? Why's the room different? Who is she?"

"One, she appeared whilst I was reorganising the room as a surprise. Two, see the first answer. And three, she won't tell me." I immediately hop behind them slyly.

"Wait-." Shonin-san stares at the blue-haired woman, before snapping her fingers. "Hey, I know you! You're that Seiga woman all the oni keep trying to maim and-or capture!"

Her name's Seiga? Hmm. It doesn't ring a bell for me.

"...Are you a demon?" Seiga squints at Shonin-san.

"Ah-. Correction, I'm the devil." Shonin-san corrects her, grinning. "So you've kinda screwed yourself here by coming into Junko's home, y'know. Wrong place wrong time, and all that."

"...Shonin, would you mind filling us in...?" Lady Tenkyuu's confused. I partially am, too, though this is quite fortunate and amusing.

"Yeah, so, here's the scoop." Shonin-san raises a finger, then points at Seiga. "She's kinda wanted for doing all kinds of fucked up shit, even though she's a hermit. Normally, being a hermit just means we'd be kinda annoyed at her just for living longer than normal. Then again, she desecrated a corpse and made it her servant, plus she's uh... one hell of a manipulator, too."

"Yes, yes, spare me the talk. I'm aware of others thinking that I'm so wicked. Even the heavens wouldn't accept someone like me, obviously, and some even consider that going to Hell is far too lenient of a punishment for me." Seiga smirks. "I wasn't actually expecting the head devil to show her face, though."

"Oh, no, I actually don't care about anything that you did. That stuff was really funny." Shonin-san raises a finger again, then reconsiders it. "...But it is also kinda really fucked up. Like, dude, you were a human. You do not care about the rights of anyone else. By the way, lemme check-." She pulls out a file from her robes, opens it, then a long list immediately spills out of it. She looks down, then back at the file itself. "...Huh. First time someone's had that big of a sin count against them. Thievery, breaking and entering, uh... selling people's things back to them, okay that one's random but funny, uh... faking your own death, manipulation, gaslighting... Holy shit you sacrificed a child at one point? Dude, that's messed up."

"...I never did that." Seiga stares at Shonin-san blankly.

"Why's it say-..." Shonin-san stares at whatever she was reading, then quickly dismisses the file she just pulled out, producing a spear. "Okay, yeah, no, I've seen enough. You're coming with me, bud."

"No I'm not." Seiga begins... floating down, then starts digging with a hair accessory she has. In the next instant, she's just gone in a hole. Now there's a hole in the floor.

...

Shonin-san stares at it for a moment. "...She does know I can just, like, warp to her, right? Physical walls don't restrict me."

"...Then do that." Lady Tenkyuu stares at Shonin-san with her brows furrowed. "Someone like that shouldn't be able to get in here so easily! Think of the risk she could pose to Rajime!"

"Yeah, good point." Shonin-san snaps her fingers-.

Fwash!

And she's gone.

Well then. "That was quite an unexpected event."

"Yes, certainly..." Lady Tenkyuu sighs, sitting down on the futon I was about to move. Oh well. I can't exactly move anything now, can I? "...Kudamaki, can I ask you something? I know you won't let this leave this room, as you're loyal to Rajime-san now and not Iizunamaru..."

"Oh? What is it? Is it about Raji-chan?" I purse my lips, bringing a hand to my chin as I sit beside her. "You're right, you can tell me anything. So, what is it?"

"It... is about Rajime-san, actually." Lady Tenkyuu looks to the side, at the hole, then back at me. She seems particularly... unsure about something? Well, that's quite a first for her. It reminds me of when she was with Iizunamaru... "Um... I was just wondering, is... it alright if a god like myself were to gather strong feelings for a human...?"

...

Ah. That's what she's asking about? So it is like when she was with Iizunamaru... Well, I'll answer similarly to how Dezain-chan responded to her that one time. I was around to hear that, after all. "As far as I'm aware, that's not frowned upon or anything. Goddesses like yourself need a strong partner to rely on, someone who's always faithful to you as a person. Iizunamaru might not have been that, but I'm certain Raji-chan is a strong candidate for that." I bring a finger to my lips. "But as for love... I'm not exactly the right person to be asking that, although, I believe the two Moriya gods are like that to one another. There's nothing to say a human and a god can't be in such a relationship either, so if you want it to be so, then by all means, do pursue it."

"I..." She swallows, before nodding. "Y-Yes, that's right, I'm probably overthinking things like I usually do..."

"...You asked that because of Raji-chan, didn't you?" I grin wryly at her, to which she flinches at.

"N-No! Of course not, I-..." She pauses, before sighing. "Oh, who am I kidding...? Is it that obvious I'm fond of him? Momoyo was saying we'd be a good match for each other and it just... threw me. Does it really look like that...?"

"Yes. It is very apparent you hold strong feelings for him too. Or her." I briefly mention his odd gender situation, before shrugging. "As I said, I don't think if it matters if it's a god and a god or a god and a human. If you love him that much, then why not pursue furthering your relationship? After all, I'm sure he won't try and treat you like Iizunamaru did in the end, what with the whole betrayal and what-not, yes?"

"I would, but..." Lady Tenkyuu looks down at her legs. "...Rajime seems adamant about taking things slowly. Not that I can blame him, he's letting me have the option of backing down too, but that's why I like him so much. He's nice to others and he wants to see them grow as a person..." Then, she pans her head back to me. "O-Or so I think, at least, because... during the incident, another side of him got revealed. A-A far more savage side called Raiju..."

"...Raiju?" I tilt my head. "Doesn't that quite literally just mean-."

"Yes, thunder beast, I know." She sighs. "...He told me that himself. R-Raiju, I mean. The whole thing with him and Rajime seems particularly complex, they're the same person, but they're from different periods. Their actual name's Rajimarin, but Rajime seems to be the changed half, whilst Raiju's the original half... or that's what I've been told, anyway..."

Ah. "That does seem complicated. But I'm sure they both care for you." I raise a finger, still grinning as I wrap my other arm around her side. "Think about it. Raji-chan seems keen on keeping you around and he's not against sleeping with you either. That, in of itself, is something to keep in mind. He seems to be taking his role as your sole business partner quite seriously, too, or so I gathered from what I've seen of him at the den. He happily played your idea of a card game quite well." I think about it some more, then offer some more words. "He's clever and he's useful in more ways than one, too. Plus, he's quite honest and modest. That, to me, says he's a good partner for you, someone who's quite confident, if not overconfident at times, in their own abilities and is quite dramatic. You're both polite and you both seem to have particularly good morals, too, to the extent you'd be willing to make things fair, be it in markets or something else entirely."

...

"Yes... that is true, and those are all good qualities of a partner I want..." Lady Tenkyuu blinks, humming to herself a few times. "Maybe... I should ask him later. If he'd want to... actually pursue something more than a business partnership. M-Maybe something more intimate, although, I don't know where I'd begin with that, ahaha..."

"Rely on him and he can rely on you." I just tell her outright. "Keep those thoughts in mind."

"Y-You're right, I should." There we go, she's seeming more and more confident about this. Shirogane-san taught me quite well in choosing my words carefully, as well as pulling the strings behind events. This is no exception to that.

...A happy ending is all you can ask for, sometimes. Gensokyo's chaotic, but it has its redeeming moments too. It's quite kind like that at times. Playing matchmaker is quite fun though, I will admit. Perhaps I should do more things like this...

Oho, I can already see it now. Perhaps I can arrange something between Auresh-san and Iizunamaru~...?

Still, I do wonder what Raji-chan is doing right now, since he didn't return with Lady Tenkyuu...

 


Meanwhile... (Rajime POV)

 

I knew this would be a good idea. So, through careful usage of clay, I've made... a sculpture. Of some kind.

...More like it's a sculpture of a chair. Made of clay. I've heated most of the clay with the furnace so it's, like, dead solid. I also dyed it because I know how to do that. It's an orange chair. Made of clay. If I wanted, I could've made a brick chair, since bricks're made from clay most of the time, but...

...

Would you sit on a brick chair is what I asked myself, then I answered no. No I would not. So I sculpted a chair instead.

...I'm sat with my back to the door, waiting for someone to step in. I would've summoned Satono and Mai to help me but I figured I could do this myself. 

So, as you know, I did it by myself.

"With no help from anyone." Raiju tacks on helpfully. Yeah.

...

It's quiet. That's good for sculpting. I'm messing and making a small model of myself. Out of clay. It's not hard, you just dye some pieces then separate them from each other. I also needed a bunch of different colours of clay so it took a while, but...

...I've got a miniature figure of myself. Clay. A clay figure.

...

I'm probably driving myself insane at this rate, but oh well, clay is around me. I am one with the clay and the clay is one with me.

I am sat on the clay chair, playing around with clay, in a room dedicated for the usage of clay. As one does when they are surrounded by clay.

Creak...

I hear the door open. I do not turn my head from my position. Clay is more important.

"Damned straight." Raiju agrees that clay is important.

"Rajime? I swear-. Shonin could have done with taking you to us directly." Oh, it's Misumaru. Right, she's here, I forgot. The clay was enticing. Quite enticing.

...I'm not keen on its taste, though. I may have to revisit that.

"...Rajime?" She gets closer. Oh, right, I should answer.

"Huh?" I jump up, shaking my head. "Sorry, I just, uh..."

...I look down at the clay figure of myself in my hands, then rise from the orange clay seat. What the hell was I doing again...?

"...I can see you were preoccupied with..." Misumaru also looks at my creations, then back at me. "...making clay models. Were you up here this entire time?"

Uh... "Yeah. Shonin just dropped me here." I blink, then rub my eyes. "Sorry if I seem uh... slow. I'm just tired."

"I can tell." She steps beside me, then I get to see our height difference again. Man, she's short. "Come, Haniyasushin's expecting you."

"Haniyasushin-? Oh, wait, Keiki." I shake my head, regaining some of my focus. "That's right, she's why I'm here... I think."

"...Shonin didn't even tell you why she brought you here either?" Misumaru furrows her brows. "Honestly, the nerve of her... Still, come along, you should probably meet her. It could give you a good idea of how to utilise that potential of yours. Haniyasushin seems especially keen on meeting you too."

"Right..." I scratch my neck for a brief moment, before following Misumaru as she begins walking out of the room. I do take that mini-figure of myself with me. Because why wouldn't I?

...Oh, yeah, I did read up on some of those Gensopedia things that got randomly filled in. It's just some super basic information on people, like their name, age, race, title if they ever told me that, and abilities. There's also a small summary on how I first met them, too, which is a nice reminder.

...Tyra's one was surprisingly detailed, I'll admit. So was Auresh's and Aya's. I'm not sure why Auresh's was so detailed, though.

Pipi~!

"I-. Again?"  I furrow my brows.

"...Hm? What do you-." Misumaru glances at me as I take out my phone. "Oh. Carry on then."

...She's surprisingly fine with me using my phone.

Still, I check who just sent me a message-...

...

Auresh. What's she want...?

TarnishedQueen: "To Rajime, should he be the one reading this message. It is I, Boryoku no Auresh, the Queen of the Tarnished who you had met at that gambling den. The very same you watched have a dispute with Iizunamaru regarding the boundaries of what is considered my land."

Oh, she's writing a letter. Ye olde electronic mail.

"P-Pffah-." Raiju almost bursts out laughing. "Don't word it like that."

TarnishedQueen: "I am saddened that our conversation was cut short due to your job, but alas, not much could be done in that regard, could there? You were also out resolving an incident, which is quite remarkable for someone of your kind, especially considering you are no Hakurei or Kirisame. In fact, it's quite fascinating, but not as fascinating as your potential, which I had noticed upon a closer look. As someone who can tarnish the tengu and make their will linked to mine and Chijo-chan's, it is not hard to notice this. But the extent of your potential is quite amazing, for a human."

She noticed my potential?

TarnishedQueen: "Therefore, I would like to propose an invitation. I am holding a banquet in my settlement, at my manor, on Tarnished Hill. It's located towards the northern-most point of Gensokyo, right before the barrier can be found, although it's not that far from Youkai Mountain. I have invited many and I figured I should invite you also, although you will dine with me and my sisters, Mamoru no Sathona and Ekibyo no Shivu, as well as a few honoured guests. Such as, say, Shameimaru, Shinjitsu, Himekaidou, Iizunamaru, my dear Chijo-chan, as well as someone who I will keep a surprise. You have met Sathona, yes, but you have not met Shivu. She is quite solitary, so it is no surprise, but this is an opportunity for you to acquaint yourself with more powerful and influential beings like myself. Do consider my offer and get back to me when you can. The banquet itself will be held in two days from now, no more, no less. Consider it a celebration of that accursed flood passing with your influence. "

TarnishedQueen: "You will see some familiar faces, but you may also see some you have never seen before. I know for a fact Tenma will attend, they're particularly stubborn and their pride holds them back. And said pride will force them to attend just to try and mock me. Not that their comments work, I still remain more powerful than they ever will be. They are unimportant, nothing, so if you see some high-and-mighty tengu, rest assured they cannot do anything to anyone at my feast. I will ensure that, you have my word. Feel free to bring a partner too, someone you trust quite grandly. I will accept them, for I accept all. I am benevolent."

...Auresh really is formal, huh... Still, an invitation to a banquet...?

"...Was that Auresh-san?" Misumaru raises a brow at me, then reveals the fact she has a phone too. Oh, that's why she didn't question it. "She sent me a similar message. Are you planning on attending? Like she said, it is a good opportunity to acquaint yourself with more people. I don't get out much myself since I'm commonly guarding the Rainbow Dragon Cave... or making sure people don't kill themselves by going in there and sullying that hallowed place."

"Hmm... I'm considering it." I put my phone away, then focus on Misumaru as she places hers into some pocket somewhere. "Were you trying to check in on me during the flood incident at all?"

"...Did Komakusa tell you that?" Misumaru raises a brow, to which I briskly nod at. "Of course she would. Well, yes, I did. I wanted to see how you were getting on, only to find out that a sage got to you before I could and got you to resolve an incident no less. Well, you certainly did resolve it, so I assume all went alright. Oh-. As a matter of fact, Shonin did bring four people here. One I believe isn't native to Earth, whilst one was a human monk from Myouren Temple, the third was some water-based youkai who just so happened to be the monk's son, and the fourth was an... undine, correct?"

"Yeah, that'd be Tyra, Nero, Rujo, and Mizu, in that order." It also just hit me that they all have four-letter first names, which is honestly pretty funny for a coincidence. And they all end in vowels.

...Actually, I guess a lot of names end with vowels. Like my name, Raiju's, Misumaru's, Junko's, uh...

...

A lot of people's first names end with vowels, actually. Rajimarin doesn't, but... Rajime does.

...Hmm. Names're weird sometimes.

"Yes, those are their names. So you have met them... I'm correct in assuming Nero helped to stop the incident, since that's what he claims. He was with you, wasn't he?" Misumaru asks me, to which I simply nod at again. "Hmm, good. So you are making acquaintances... And the other three were the ones who caused all that rain, aren't they?" ...I nod again. "I see. Well, allow me to tell you, I had quite stern words with them. Then again, Haniyasushin particularly laid into Rujo due to him originally being a human before he chose to become a youkai. She was surprisingly soft on Mizu, however, though I suppose Mizu was unlucky and had no choice about becoming an undine. Then again, a water spirit and a nix are far, far different, even if they're both technically water spirits."

"...Rujo's a nix?" Aren't those a mythical German creature or something? Can't they shapeshift?

"Did you not know that?" Misumaru furrows her brows. "Hmm, well, you learn something new every day, as they say. Still, as for Tyra, I believe her and Junko-san are talking in private about... something regarding a civilisation called the Lunarians? I'm vaguely aware of them, although I don't know much myself. They both seem to have a strong dislike for them, however, and judging from the way Tyra describes them, I'm inclined to share the sentiment." She clears her throat, placing her arms behind her back firmly as she stands up straight. "Still, we're keeping Haniyasushin waiting. In here." She just walks into a room with an open door.

...

Okay. I just walk in after her...

Whoa, this place looks like a studio for an artist. There's half-finished sculptures with tools automatically working on them. That's... neat, I guess?

"Yes, yes, almost..." There's someone in here. A blue-haired woman in a green headdress, yellow dress and green apron is... working on what looks to be a haniwa? "Hm-. Wait, no, that isn't right, the features on the right side are wrong by a few centimeters..." She goes to work on said side, adjusting the features surprisingly easy. Wow. Keen eye, huh?

"...Haniyasushin." Misumaru makes us known to her. "He's here."

Oh, so this is Keiki? She's uh... a lot less imposing than I thought. She seems pretty gentle and careful, plus there's a trustworthy air about her. Maybe that's just my gut speaking, though.

"Hm-?" Keiki turns her head, then spots me. "Oh, hello! Do come in, I'll be with you shortly. Take a seat over there." She gestures to a low table with a kettle on it, as well as a few empty teacups. "Feel free to help yourself to some tea!"

...Okay... I do as she says, then take a seat. Misumaru also does so. There's cushions to indicate where seats should be. It's pretty traditional...

Also, one sniff of the air tells me there's Sinsoul Tea in that kettle. It's the surprisingly natural apple scent that let me know, because literally nothing else should be apple-scented. That and Shonin gave me Sinsoul Tea before.

...So, I carefully pour myself a cup, then take a sip. Yep, it's Sinsoul.

"Fucking... tea." Thanks Raiju. "No problem."

...

It's quiet. The only thing I can hear are tools working away on various idols and sculptures in the room, as well as Keiki herself working on that one haniwa.

So, uh... "...She seems pretty busy." I comment quietly to Misumaru.

"Mmm, she is, but she does work fast." Misumaru replies, in the process of pouring herself some tea too. "...I suppose she is a creator god, after all."

"True..." I take another sip of Sinsoul. It's nice and refreshing, plus it's relaxing. "...Why's she so busy, anyway?"

"I... don't actually know myself." Misumaru thinks on it, bringing her free hand to her chin. "Haniyasu-."

"I'm busy because I'm trying to progress development for all of the human spirits in the Primate Spirit Garden." Keiki is suddenly just opposite us, sat down. "Apologies if I had to make you wait, but I just had to make sure that one was perfect. All of the haniwa I create are ensured to be of quality, you see, for they all contain souls, be it of an animal spirit or a human spirit."

Oh. That's... a surprisingly simple explanation. Still-. "What's the difference between an animal spirit and a human spirit...?" I decide to ask. Because, you know, I'm not familiar with Hell.

"The animal spirits are vicious and oppressive towards the human spirits down here. The human spirits are beings like you who were sentenced here for various reasons. The humans here feel trapped and oppressed, I consider it my duty to free them to some extent. In a sense, I'm essentially their guardian against the animal spirits." Keiki smiles, calmly pouring herself some tea too. "So! You're Rajime-san, then, aren't you?"

"That's me..." I nod slowly, then decide on a question. "Um... You're a creator god, right-?"

"Yes, I am." She responds, almost not letting me finish. "Ah, sorry if I had cut you off, I'm just rather excited. It's been quite a long time since I've had actual human visitors who aren't here to fight me. Physical, breathing humans, unlike the human spirits which are corporeal, akin to ghosts almost, are quite rare in the garden. I suppose I alleviated some of that excitement by talking to Nero-san earlier, but I was more excited to meet you, personally. After all, you seem to have troubles with an ability regarding the creation of essences and elements, is it not?" She glances at Misumaru.

"That's right." Misumaru answers for me, giving me a brief look, then turns her gaze back to Keiki. "Junko-san came here to see if she could ask you for help regarding such. I'm trying to work towards unlocking said potential myself, as I'm familiar with his family."

"Yes, I do believe you mentioned something like that..." The creator god nods in consideration, before giving me an examining stare. "Still, you seem quite odd for a regular human. Almost as if you're acquainted with... the... divine..."

...She slowly trails off as her eyes look down at Aegis. Her gaze lingers on it for a brief moment almost hypnotically, before her eyes shoot back up as she leans over the table. "You're using a divine relic?!"

"...It's a shield I call Aegis." I introduce it for her, taking it off my arm to show her. "It's useful, plus it can change its appearance and utility-" I briefly flash it between its two other modes, those being Strand, and Sentinel as Raiju dubbed the newer one. "-just like that."

"Oh, how fascinating..." Keiki takes it and examines it for a brief moment. "Yes, this certainly is quite the artefact you hold... It's exceptionally pure, not to mention that it's clearly seen good use. I believe there is something more here, however... Is it alright if I examine it for a brief moment?"

"Sure." I nod once. Didn't Alice figure out how to utilise Strand by examining Aegis too-.

Vi~m!

Aegis just briefly flashes as it changes its appearance again. Wh-. Raiju literally just unlocked Sentinel. What the hell.

"Oh!" Keiki holds it up, rotating it slowly in her hands. It looks vaguely like Keiki, as in it has her general colour scheme. Green, blue, and yellow. It's also got a haniwa pattern near the rim... "Yes, yes, I knew I could feel something from this! Rajime-san, what you hold is one-of-a-kind, for I feel there is nothing out there which can replicate such a thing! Not even I could dream of creating an item such as this!"

"I probably couldn't either." Misumaru admits. Didn't she mention something like that before...? "It seems to be beyond an Izanagi object such as the ore in the Rainbow Dragon Cave."

"Genuinely?" Keiki gives her a surprised glance, before humming, running her hand along Aegis' surface. "Yes, it certainly does seem like that, however. After all, I was supposedly born from Izanami's body. Not that I can remember much about my birth, anyway, it seems like ages ago now. Metal, whether it be from an Izanagi object or not, cannot adapt or change like this..." 

Then, her eyes stop on something. I stop and look at it, too. Is-. Is that me. As a haniwa. What. It literally looks just like me, or maybe designed around me. "Oh, how fascinating..."

Keiki just picks it up, holds it to her eye, then holds it out to me. "This is a spitting image of you, it seems. How odd, it was almost as if this form of your shield, Aegis, was meant to be used by you. Here, try ordering a simple command to it. Perhaps... walking back and forth?"

"Okay..." I stare at it. "...Walk back and forth."

It briefly tenses up, then begins robotically walking from left, to right, then left again in Keiki's hand. Over and over, before it falls over and collapses.

...

Huh. Well, that's neat...?

"Hmm, yes, yes this certainly isn't like anything I've seen before." Keiki gently sets it down on the table, intricately running her hands through it. "It's definitely unlike haniwa I've created before, too."

"I didn't even know Aegis could... do that." I admit, leaning forward to get a better look at it. It really is based off of me.

"Spooky." Raiju finds it spooky for some reason. Yeah, I can't really disagree with that, either...

"Hmm... Try wearing Aegis." Misumaru instructs me, which I do. I place it back on my arm, to which it briefly... glows green. Why'd it glow...? "That's... certainly strange. Do you feel any different?"

"No..." I shake my head, placing my right hand on Aegis. The glow just kind of envelopes my hand, but nothing else. "I don't get it, it's not as if I can suddenly create a rock or something-."

Thunk.

...There's suddenly just a small rock right in front of me, on the table.

"Hm-?" Misumaru stares at the rock in question, then quickly shoots her eyes back to me as Keiki's inspecting that haniwa still. "Wait, say that again."

I think I know what she's getting at. "Create a rock."

Thunk.

There's now another rock on the table...

...

Oh.

"Try... saying 'create' then something else." Misumaru instructs me, very curious.

"Hm? What are you two doing?" Keiki just now looks up from that haniwa, placing it down. Did she hear nothing about what I just did...?

...I stare directly at her. "Create a..." What should I create? Fire'd be too destructive, water would damage everything, ice would... I don't know, and... "...strong gust."

A small tornado just appears in the air. Like, a very small one. I can feel the wind coming from it which isn't too strong, but it is strong enough to notice.

"Oh!" Keiki's eyes widen at it. "Ah, maybe me tampering with that relic of yours allowed you to tap more into that ability...?"

"Unlike me, who can do it on a whim." Raiju snorts, chuckling to himself. Oh, be quiet. "Sure. It's a start for you, anyway."

...I guess. Still-. "I can just... do this now...?" I look at Aegis for a few seconds, blinking idly.

"It seems like it." Misumaru nods, then stares at Keiki. "...Haniyasushin, is it alright if I ask that you assist me in tutoring him?"

"Hm? Oh, of course, I would be quite glad to assist." Keiki smiles neutrally, placing her hands on the table as she looks at that haniwa replica of myself. "However, I am curious about that. Is it alright if I investigate it further? I may be able to give upgrades to it, as I'm familiar with creating and maintaining haniwa. You should see Mayumi, she's quite capable and fully sentient... or, more like, mostly sentient. She is undoubtedly loyal to me, so she follows my commands effortlessly. It's akin to the order of movement you gave to that haniwa." She gestures to the haniwa in question, picking it up carefully.

"...Sure." I agree to let her do whatever she wants to that. "I do want to name it, though." So I've got Kenko and Zoka as my lily and lotus... and those names serve as their description too...

"Very well. What do you want to call it?" Keiki's smile turns more patient, if it can even do that. Hmm... It's like a projection of myself, so...

Maybe...? "Toeime?" I rub my chin. "Toei means projection, right? And in a sense, that..." I stare at the haniwa as I say this. "...version of myself is like a projection. The 'me' part just comes from the last two letters of my first name."

"'Me' also means to eye something." Keiki also brings up. Oh, it can also mean that? "Personally, I prefer 'Toeiji'. Toei still means projection, but 'ji' can stand for 'character'. Therefore, it's a projection of character. Your character, to be specific."

...Huh. "Yeah, let's go with that." Honestly, it ending in 'ji' instead of 'me' sounds better.

"Wonderful!" Keiki happily takes Toeiji in her hands, then moves it over to where she was working earlier. "I should have it back to you in a matter of an hour, maybe less. As I said, I haven't seen or created anything like this, so it certainly will be an experience. Would you mind leaving me for the time being? I like for things to be quiet as I work, you see."

Oh, alright. I pick up the cup of Sinsoul which I've nearly finished, then down the rest of it, placing it back down. Misumaru already finished hers, plus she's already stood up. "Let's go, Rajime. We can come back later."

"Right..." I nod, sparing Keiki one glance. "Thanks, Keiki."

"Oh, don't mention it! I quite like to help humanity wherever I can, no matter how minor it seems." She nods appreciatively, before bringing some tools out of various pockets which I just now noticed are full of sculpting tools.

Okay... I finally leave the studio-like space, thinking. Keiki definitely does seem like a nice person who would try to help humans. I mean, she's a god, after all. A creator god.

"Even if she does seem like that, people'll still have ulterior motives and what-not." Raiju also brings that up. "Think about what Misumaru said regarding Keiki and Rujo. She absolutely laid into him, Misumaru's words, not mine. She doesn't seem to like youkai, or humans that chose to become them. Like, for example, ah... Alice. Soda, too."

Actually, there are some similarities between Alice and Keiki. For one, they both make somewhat sentient things. Whoever Mayumi is for Keiki, as well as the fact all her haniwa apparently end up with a soul inside them, and dolls for Alice. They're similar in that regard, right?

"True, but it might be a lot more complicated than that. Besides, you're just assuming that what they do is kind of similar." He mentions. Yeah, I am assuming, but I'm not entirely wrong, am I? "No, but still, it's just an assumption. A wrong assumption can literally decide the most important things, no matter how small the assumption seems at the time."

Ah... I guess you're right. Still, what about a youkai like Medicine? She was originally just an object. A ventriloquist's doll that got abandoned in a field of lilies-of-the-valley for many years. She became a youkai because of how she felt towards her previous owner, or something along those lines, though, right?

"Yeah, she did. Dunno what Keiki'd make of her though." Raiju sounds less and less interested by the minute. "Oh-. Hey, s'that Hecaheca?" Who the hell is that. "Y'know, hell goddess? Hecatia?"

Oh. Hecatia, right. I-... Wait, she's here-? No, wait, I guess she did say she'd swing by.

"He~y, Rajime!" I snap back to reality as I see her vaguely further down the hall.

"...Someone you know?" Misumaru turns her head to me, to which I just nod at.

"Definitely." I pocket my hands as I watch Hecatia become clearer and clearer. "She's Hell's current ruler."

"Genuinely?" Misumaru's brows raise, then she hums. "...Hmm, a lot less imposing than the bare minimum I would have ever thought of."

"Yeah, she's... like that." I shrug loosely. "I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing, sometimes. But she's someone with a very strong sense of freedom."

"...I see. That does sound like a good figure to be around." Misumaru actually considers Hecatia as a good role model. I mean, yeah, she kind of is, but at the same time, she's a bit too chaotic for my liking.

Well, anyways, Hecatia. "Hi~, Rajime!" There's that incredibly casual voice I know. Hecatia simply floats up to us and she's barefoot. I... think she actually was barefoot when I last met her. Does she just not wear shoes? Actually, come to think of it, Misumaru wasn't wearing shoes when I first met her and she definitely isn't now.

Still. "Hey Hecatia." I calmly greet her, just to make the difference in tone known.

"Hmm." Misumaru stares at her inquisitively, before asking a question. "You're the Goddess of Hell, Hecatia Lapislazuli, are you not? What brings you here?"

"Yeah, that's me." Hecatia nods, turning to Misumaru. "Plus, you know, I kinda just happened to figure out that Rajime was gonna be here, so I just figured I'd swing by~. I don't really get to come here often myself, since I always send Shonin to handle things associated with this place~. Turns out Junko's here too, and so are a bunch of other people who I'm pretty sure I've never even met before, outside of, like, one. Two water spirits, a monk, and Tyra, ri~ght?"

I-. Wait, what? "You're familiar with Tyra?" I exclaim in surprise.

"Yeah, kinda. I mean, I've not really talked with her much. I always talked with her mom more." Hecatia shrugs. Oh, that's how she knows Tyra... "Tyra said she's familiar with you, though, so is that true or~...?"

"...Kind of. It's complicated." I'm not too sure if Hecatia's aware that Tyra was part of the trio who caused the flood incident that literally just ended, like, an hour or two ago. Time is incredibly inconsistent. "I've promised to help her people however I can, at least."

"O~h. That kinda lines up pretty nicely with what I'm trying to arrange with Aquamine, too~." Hecatia grins, bringing a finger to her lips as she turns to Misumaru again. "So~... Who's your friend? She's obviously some kinda god."

"I suppose that isn't particularly hard to notice for someone of your status." Standing up straight, Misumaru puts her arms behind her back. "My name is-."

Okay, no, let me do this. I've been wanting to do this for a while now, introduce someone to someone else for them. "This is Misumaru. She um... has ties to my family, to the extent she even trained my ancestors on how to use their potential..." I trail off, looking at her.

Misumaru looks genuinely surprised that I spoke up like that, but quickly regains her composure. "Yes, it's like he said. Currently, I'm attempting to work with him to unlock his latent potential, too, so he may use it however he desires."

"Oh, really~?" Hecatia nods approvingly. "Well~, it kinda spares Junko the effort of trying to do that herself~... Also kinda spares me the effort too, y'know? I'm super busy and all that."

I guess it does, huh... I mean, Junko already spends enough time practically looking after me. Hecatia's also incredibly busy, so that's probably why she sent Shonin to try and toughen me up a little, or whatever it was Shonin appeared for.

...I completely forgot why Shonin showed up, honestly.

"If you want to see it like that, then sure." Misumaru brushes her hair with her hand slightly. "I see it as an obligation to his family. Rajime's potential, as a matter of fact, is the highest potency I've ever seen a Naga hold."

"You mentioned something like that before, I think...?" I shift my posture slightly, leaning to the left.

"Oh, really~? You knew all his ancestors?" Hecatia expresses interest in that, before looking like she just realised something. "Wait, wait, that actually reminds me!" She looks at me, grinning. "Turns out, one of your ancestors is living in Hell's capital!"

"Wait, what?" I tense up on the spot, before shaking my head quickly, calming down. "Really...?"

"Hmm? Hold on." Misumaru furrows her brows, cutting into the conversation again. "By any chance is it a man called Jacquelin?"

Jacquelin? What man's named that-. Actually, no, I shouldn't be the one to ask that, I have a masculine sounding name despite the fact I'm a girl.

"No? I don't-. Actually, wait, no, I think he did say his name was that. Bu~t he likes to go by Jack instead." Hecatia thinks on it. Jack, then. "So I'm presuming you've probably talked to him since, you know, you knew his family and all that~...?"

"Obviously." Misumaru clears the throat. "He was the London Ripper, wasn't he?"

I... Wait, Jack the Ripper? Oh! That's the-

"-same one the dream lady told you about, yeah, that guy." Raiju finishes for me. You can just call her Doremy, you know... "Her last name is literally Sweet." What's that have to do with that, though? "I simply cannot be bothered."

...You could've just said that instead of mentioning her last name.

"I know. Thinking of reasons is hard, alright?" Raiju sighs. Guess so, huh...

"So~... Here's the thing." Hecatia claps her hands together, snapping me out of my brief back-and-forth with Raiju. She's also pointing at me. "Apparently~... He wasn't, like, some super bad guy. He was just completely insane because of flowing water, so he had this side to him he called Ripper. Then he, like, killed some women or something."

"Uh-huh..." I nod, looking down. I know where this is going, too. She's probably going to ask me if I have anything like that, which I do. Question is, do I want to make Raiju known?

"Fuck it, full send it. Better they know now than not finding out until way later." Raiju audibly shrugs. Oh, okay, if you insist.

...Also, by 'full send', you mean to give you control.

"You know it, baby." He snaps his fingers, somehow.

Okay.

"...Mind you, that is concerning, since Gensokyo did suffer heavy rain and a substantial flood recently." Misumaru gives me a worried glance. "You didn't do something you would dearly regret, would you?"

...I turn to look at her and then-.

 

(Raiju POV)

 

"Yeah, I absolutely didn't." I casually nod, smiling like a dope.

...

"Explain." Misumaru immediately wants an answer. Whoa~hohoho!

"Hi, my name's Raiju, I'm the opposite of Rajime." I nod once, taking off ye olde signature cap to let my long silver hair flow past my shoulders. As one does. "I'm a borderline insane savage. Plus-."

I look down and a small tree just starts growing in the floor. Keywords being in the floor.

"...Ah." Magatama god lady stares blankly at it as Hecatia just makes some kinda interested noise.

"Huh, so you're pretty much just like, y'know, Jack." Hecatia poinst out. Clearly.

...So, I turn to her. "Yeah, that's pretty damn clear. But, ah, here's the catch. I'm quite literally legally and morally obligated to not screw things up on a major scale by maiming or killing someone. One because, you know, that's messed up. Two because Rajime wouldn't kill anyone no matter what they did to him." I raise a finger. As much as I want to let loose the grand torrent of 'fuck', swearing in this body is weird considering how Rajime went the extra mile to avoid swearing his entire life.

...I might as well keep his mouth clean. Sure, I swear to him, but that's different since it's just me and him.

"Obviously." O~h, right, he can listen in, forgot that part.

...Why the hell am I addressing you as a guy and not a girl?

"Because, you know, that's what I prefer to be identified as." Oh, shit, yeah, that's right I guess.

...So what's stoppin' me from identifying as a woman.

"Nothing, really, but it's awkward since I'm insistent that I want to be called a guy." Rajime makes an unsure noise. Ah, alright, that makes perfect sense.

Alright, anyways. "Before you ask, yes, I heard that entire conversation. People were confused about that earlier so I'm clearing things up now." I snap my fingers. "And before you also ask how I came about, I actually awakened because of thunder. Not because of rain. Well-. I was kinda talking to him before that, during the rain incident because of these gloves-" I bring up the gloves I'm currently wearing. "-which heighten emotions and whatever. But lightning's Rajime's biggest fear. So when it hit, he froze up, and I offered him an escape in the form of me. Namely because I fear literally nothing."

...Not entirely true, but still, I don't fear anything on the surface.

"So you're more of a contingency plan, is what you're meaning to say?" Misumaru interprets that surprisingly well. Well-. Not entirely surprising since she knows my ancestors like the back of her hand, but still.

"Something like that, sure." I shrug, then start stretching, jumping on one foot to the other repeatedly. "What I'm more curious about is if I can do Spell Cards or whatever the hell. I'm vaguely aware of 'em since I've seen a few in action."

"I'm still not sure on the danmaku system myself." Hecatia brings up. That means she can use it, but she isn't sure about it. "I know some of the yakuza leaders in the Animal Realm can use it, but~... Who cares about non-lethal intent in Hell? Like, this isn't Gensokyo."

"If you're planning on trying to utilise the system..." Misumaru stares at me in contemplation. "...I might be able to teach you a thing or two. The thing is, you'd need a definitive sign for your cards."

"Yeah~. Like, I use these planets for reference in my Spell Cards, when I'm bothered enough to use them." Hecatia gestures to the three planets around her. Well, not really 'planet' in the instance of the Moon, but I digress.

"And I make references to gems and orbs in mine." Misumaru gestures to herself. "I'm not sure if I've mentioned this before, but I did create the Hakurei yin-yang orbs."

"Oh, you made those things? They suck." Hecatia deadpans. "They're way too strong for their own good."

"I know." Misumaru sighs. "The Hakurei sees them as a get out of jail free card, or something akin to that."

...I have absolutely no idea what they're talking about, but alright, cool, I guess. "Uh-huh... I remember Tyra using a Star Sign and Rujo using something like a Tsunami Sign during the climax of that incident..." I bring a hand to my chin, then realise something. "Hold on, just a quick question. Are Spell Cards limited to just danmaku or can they be used for other things? I'm asking this since Tyra's Star Sign was used in tandem with her freaking trident to cut through a giant spark."

"I don't believe so." Misumaru furrows her brows, then slowly gets my intention behind that question. "Are you wondering if you can use Spell Cards alongside your ability and shield?"

"Yes, definitely, that was my intention." I grin. "Me and Rajime pro'lly won't be using actual danmaku for a while, but~... getting started with Spell Cards sounds fun."

"...I'm not entirely against this, but..." Rajime still sounds unsure. Look, if you really don't want to use it, then only I'll use it. Plus, it's non-lethal, right? "Damn, that is true, but... ugh, nevermind, continue."

"We~ll, you'd need a Sign, for one." Hecatia brings up. "It's probably gonna be Creation Sign or something, though. Unless you've got one in mind~...?"

When she mentions it... "I'm probably not just gonna be limited to creation. It's specifically essences and elements that I can create, so... I'll probably do Essence Sign and Element Sign." I bring the specific nature of my 'creation' up. Our creation, actually, since Rajime can do that too.

"That makes perfect sense." See, Misumaru gets it! "...Do you have any basic Spell Card ideas in mind?"

"Any basic ones, eh...?" Yeah, doing a super complex one would be a bit... y'know, much, right now. "Well, I'm probably going to use four core elements, those being water, fire, wind, and earth. For the Element Signs, that is to say. As for the Essence Signs... I dunno, maybe extracts from things around me? Like, uh... Hell's essence, for instance?"

"Hm, I see..." Misumaru brings a finger to her chin, grinning confidently as she looks like she's scheming up an idea. "Yes, that'll work. Come, let's get you acquainted with Spell Cards."

"...I never thought I'd be actually learning how to do something like this..." Rajime's in disbelief.

I know! I am, too! I never would've expected this, but here we are, mate!

 


Meanwhile... (Sodatsu POV)

 

My home always was a cluttered mess. It's small, but that's what I like about it. It's hidden and it's cozy...

...Even if there's parts of it missing because fairy shenanigans. Maybe I should make a more well-defended home, 'cause I'm kinda starting to see the point Alice was trying to make.

"A~h..." I stretch, cracking my neck. "God... damn today was weird. Gensokyo abruptly floods then, like, suddenly it's not flooded. Funny, because it wasn't Reimu or Marisa who fixed it this time... Oh, hey, maybe they've got competition...?"

But back to my thoughts, laying mines or whatever's too tedious to do every night. I mean-. Dude. Fairies just come back. I'm surprised nobody's thought of a way to just punt fairies from existence permanently yet.

Da~h... Maybe that could be the next area of my studies, actually? I mean, fairies are embodiments of nature, so y'know...

"Cold..." Well, except this goon who's in my house, just chilling. There was just a rainbow fairy outside my house. Said her name's Fukei Ryoku, which is weird for a fairy. Because, y'know, they typically only have one name. Like that bumbling idiot Cirno...

...Then again, there are three fairies who have, like, actual full names. Those Three Fairies of Light, kinda.

...What sort of last name is Milk. Who calls themselves Milk. Ah well, those three're confusing to me enough anyway. 

So, I turn to Fukei. She's just dressed like pretty much any fairy'd you'd ever meet. Except she doesn't specialise in one colour. She's a walking pride parade, as in, rainbow everything. Rainbow hair and eyes, too. Just because.

Anyways. "Cold, huh? Want me to light a fire?"

"Yes, please, miss..." She's surprisingly well-mannered for a fairy too. Normally fairies are just these childish pricks who play pranks and mess with you.

...Maybe 'prick' is too strong of a word. They're just so annoying.

So Fukei wants a fire... "Alrighty. One fire coming up." I snap my fingers. Because, you know, I'm a magician, and-.

Fwoom. My fireplace just immediately flares up. It's also a lot warmer in the room now, because honestly screw the cold, that's why. Actually, I just make the fire slightly bigger too so my humble abode stays warm. It's nothing big like Alice's and it's not an impromptu 'gallery' like Marisa's.

...Her kleptomania is a serious issue sometimes. S'why I hate her, because she steals so many of my things. And Alice's, and Patchy's-.

Wait, no, Alice said to not call Patchouli that, because Marisa does. Whoops.

"T-Thank you..." Fukei immediately scoots in front of the fire, holding her hands out towards it. Doesn't her first name literally mean scenery or something like that?

Ah, what the hell, that doesn't matter.

"What type of fairy even are you, anyway, Fukei-chan?" I finally decide to ask her that, because for whatever reason, I didn't ask that question earlier. Because I am, quite literally, a moron.

"What... type...?" Fukei blinks, turning her head towards me. "I-... I dunno, um... every type?"

Wh-. "Every type." I echo, staring her down. "You're... uh... positive?"

"Y-Yes, I think... so?" Fukei seems pretty unsure herself, looking at her hands. "I can, um..."

In one hand, she raises a comical-looking snowflake up, whilst in the other, she raises a flame. Oh. Yeah, that's probably enough to convince me.

But, instead of stopping there, she dismisses those two, making an ethereal leaf appearing in one hand and a small tornado in the other. 

"Okay, that's enough, I believe you." I snort, turning to her properly from my desk. I've been, like, tinkering to make some size regulators. Because I need them, Marisa broke my last one earlier today.

Let's see how she likes being spontaneously shrunk and grown without one of those regulators, later. Because, to be entirely fair, she does deserve something like that happening to her. I'm sure a lot of people would agree with me on that, too.

"M-Mmm..." Fukei snuggles up by the fire again. She just seems particularly soft for no reason. I mean, she is a fairy of every element, so... She is, quite literally, a force of nature.

...Alright. I stand up, pocketing my hands. "I'm just gonna head out for a bit. Behave yourself, alright?"

"I-I will, thank you, Soda-san." Fukei bows her head appreciatively. To be fair, I did show her hospitality and she's chill compared to every other fairy. Real docile, too.

I simply grin and head out the door, locking it behind me. Okay, I need to do something in the village, even though it's, like, the dead of night.

...So I start flying.

 


 

The village at night is, like, as dead as a doornail, or however that saying goes. As in, it's eerily quiet and there's not many people around. Namely because they're all sleeping, but hey, my bad for coming at night.

...None of the guards saw me either because they're incredibly underequipped and underprepared to see someone like me just fly high above the village walls, then come flying down. 

Okay, so what I'm looking for is a specific type of mushroom that only grows within the village's boundaries. Issue is, it's dark, so it might be hard to collect them.

Fortunately, I know a spot that usually yields some shrooms. So I navigate back behind some alleys, taking extra care to avoid any patrolling guards and what-not. It's not hard to avoid them, plus those that do see me, I can just severely mess with their perception of reality through size manipulation.

...It's fun to mess with people like that. I don't get why Alice gets so worked up about me doing that, it's just some lighthearted fun, eh?

Before long, I manage to find my little spot. It's a small area that's barely lit, but there's a torch that I can just remove from the wall to give me light. There's also the average amount of these village shrooms as usual here, too, so I start picking them...

"Awfully late to be foraging mushrooms within the village, isn't it?" I hear someone to my right. I perk my head up, then see nine fluffy tails, as well as a blonde woman dressed in black-and-white. Oh, hey, it's that woman from the mountain. Alice told me vaguely about her when she came back super late one night.

"Awfully suspicious for you to be in the village at this time too." I remark, continuing to pull out mushrooms from the ground. "Besides, I need these. It's kinda important."

"By important, clearly, you mean smoking or eating them." She snorts. "Though I suppose you're not wrong about me being here..."

"I gotta get my fix sometimes." I shrug, before pulling out the last mushroom I need. "So what brings you here, huh, Tammy?"

"Ah, so you are aware of me." Yeah, I know your name's Akane Something-ane. "Well, I was merely checking in on the village. It's around that time the school teacher gets some rest, after all... if she even sleeps. Fufufu~... Though, I also like to ensure all of the village's children are soundly asleep. If not, I'll give them a reason to be asleep by this time." 

Oh. "That sounds like a hell of a job." Snorting, I dust my hands off. "So were you following me?"

"Yes." Akane rolls her eyes. "Honestly, I thought that much was obvious. You wouldn't happen to know Margatroid, would you?"

"Know her?" I begin grinning. "Look, lady, I grew up with her, more or less. We both grew up as magicians in Makai before moving to Gensokyo because it's just easier to live here."

"Genuinely? Well, how nice for you to know such a nice girl, then." Tammy nods once, then I notice the book she's holding. "Has my tome caught your eye? I have philosophies from many great philosophers and warriors in here, old and new alike."

Oh. Philosophies. "That thing's interesting, but uh... not really my style." I immediately drop interest in it. "How often you come to the village anyway?"

"Every night." Akane smiles casually. "Sometimes in the day, too, to places such as bakeries and the village florist. People do not notice the issues of me being here, for it's impossible to discern me from a normal human during the day in the village, if you aren't someone who's particularly keen-eyed."

"Ah." I decide to pop a mushroom into my mouth, since the ones that grow here are actually surprisingly fine to eat raw. They fill a spot. "Want one?"

"No thank you, I don't indulge in such carnal acts." Akane shakes her head surprisingly politely. Alright, if she says so, then.

"Uh-huh..." I bring a hand to my chin. "You think there's other youaki living in the village? Outside of Keine, that is."

"There most certainly is. I know of a dullahan who lives undercover here." Akane mentions a certain dullahan. O~h. Sekibanki. Yeah, I'm not familiar with her myself, but I kinda know that she lives here too. "There's also a moon rabbit."

"Bloody-. Right, yeah, Curo, he's living at that bar. Nearly forgot about him..." I rub my chin. "But're moon rabbits really youkai?"

"Not particularly, but I like to count those that have fallen down to Gensokyo. It's only fair." Akane regains a smile.

Whilst we're talking, someone abruptly starts walking into the back alley. "Who the hell is back here at this hour...?"

"Shall we hide?" Akane raises a brow at me. "Because I'm quite willing to conceal both of us."

"Nah, let's see how this plays out. Probably just some human." I stare at the entry to this alley. Because, y'know, it's an alley. There's only one way into this little grotto with the shrooms I like.

"Very well." Akane lowers her feet to the floor, since I forgot to notice that she was floating in the air that entire time. She's also hid her tails.

It doesn't take long for the guy in question to step into the torchlight-...

...Hey, wait, I know this guy. That's... Atriox. Why's he up so late?

Also, to put it into perspective, Atriox is a tall dude for someone who lives at the village. He's also very dark and slender, because he wears nothing but a black yukata, black leggings, plus he has black hair and black eyes. His skin, however, is... surprisingly white. Then again, guy does nothing but stick to dark areas, so it's no surprise when I think about it.

His actual name's Atriox Hanimura. I think he has a sister...? I mean, I think he mentioned that he had a sibling at one point. Can't remember if it was a sister or a brother, though. Leaning toward sister more, so, uh...

"...Soda?" Atriox squints, recognising me. Then he looks at Akane. "And you, uh..."

"Good day, I'm Akane." She bows, smiling sweetly. There's something really unnerving about that.

Atriox, however, doesn't look like he cares. "...Uh-huh. Okay, sure, nice to meet you too Akane. Also it's night. Dummy."

"Oh, yes, I suppose it is." Akane brings that book to her mouth, but she's still smiling. "My mistake."

"Why're you in the village at this hour, Soda?" Atriox ignores her for the time being, focusing on me instead. "...Alice kick you out?"

Pftah-. "Uh, no, I live on my own." I stare at him dryly. "Dumbass."

"Oh, right, guess you do." He chuckles, pocketing his hands. "Still, getting your mushroom fix this late at night? I was wondering why I was hearing noise from this place... Guess I know why. So." Pointing at Akane, he grins. "Youkai?"

"Of course not. I was simply wanting a nice chat with someone." Akane lowers her book to smile.

"...Humans don't dress that fancily if they're going out this late at night, moron." Atriox points Akane's outfit out. "Only Soda really does that."

That jab at my fashion. "Hey, Atri~." I pout.

"I know, I know." He raises his hands, chuckling some more. "Still, Akane, ain't it? I can tell a youkai when I see one. I won't tattle to anyone though, because letting the village guard know who is and isn't a youkai just simply isn't fun." 

"...Hmm." Akane nods in consideration of this. "Do I have your word?"

"Yeah, sure, whatever you want." Atriox shrugs, before turning around again. "Sorry for interrupting you two ladies. I'll just leave you be now. Gotta get back before folk start getting suspicious that I'm out running around in the middle of night. I've already got enough people thinking I'm a youkai already, when I'm really not."

Actually, yeah, I guess he does have those issues. It's why I like him so much. He's just a neat guy deep down, but he's super dark. He's also not afraid to make any nihilistic remarks about something, or to make a very dark joke. Got one hell of a sense of humour, though.

...I think his dark sense of humour is why he likes to joke around with people he knows for a fact are youkai. Pretty sure he made some jabs at Yuuka once, but that was like, a while ago. Probably a few months now. I'll never forget how close he got to death and that's why I really like him. He's got a serious pair on him and he's not afraid to stand up against someone trying to be oppressive. Pre~tty sure he almost, like, assassinated one of the village's leaders at some point though, because they made a really dumb decision.

He's nice at heart though to those he actually lets near him. Like me. We're pretty close. One might even call it... dangerously close~? Heh.

Speaking of which. "Acutally, hey, Atri~. Hold up~." I call out for him as he begins walking away.

"...Huh?" He turns back to me just as I walk up to him and then~...

I lean up and peck him right on the cheek. "Thanks~."

Hey, look, normally I have the subtlety of a train sent out by the omnipresent gap woman, or Reimu smashing someone with a yin-yang, or Marisa's Master Spark which isn't even hers, but I do know how to be really subtle sometimes!

People just think I'm a dumbass. That's why they get surprised when I'm subtle. Even Alice forgets that sometimes.

"I-. Uh-." Atriox freezes up as I step back, grinning. Wow~. He's more flustered than I thought that'd make him... "No-... No problem? I... wow, alright, uh..."

As he begins mumbling to himself, he also walks away, seemingly contemplating life. As one does when someone you like just up and does that for no reason.

Heheh... And that's a Chidjimu special!

"How amusing." Akane remarks. I... completely forgot she was there. "So you're clearly familiar with him. Who was he?"

"That was Atriox Hanimura." I grin, sniffing once. "We're pretty close, to the point he'd be willing to travel outside the village just to visit me. Not that ah... it's easy to find me. He's capable enough to the point he can crack a fairy or two's head though without breaking a sweat."

"Oh? That's nothing to scoff at for a human..." Akane wryly grins. "Tell me, do you have feelings for him? Don't think I didn't notice your intentions behind that kiss, either. That was genuine, wasn't it?"

"Ah... yeah, it was." I sigh, looking down. "Atriox is a bit clueless at times though. He probably won't even notice that I really meant that peck. He means a lot to me and he's a really nice guy. He's just a dumbass."

"Sounds like someone I know." Akane closes her eyes, before breathing out, picking it up into a giggle. "My friend, Aikido-san, is quite similar in that regard. She's clueless on topics like love and what-not, namely because she's never had anything like that. She is a human like Hanimura-kun, but she's also immortal. So it's not as if she can learn about such a thing anymore without having to suffer a heartbreak. And, unlike a Hourai immortal, her immortality can't be undone... or so she's told me, at least."

"Sheesh. That sounds rough." I pocket the rest of my shrooms, starting to float as I place the torch back on the wall. "Well, if you'll excuse me, ah, I'm going home. Late night, plus I've got a nature fairy at my place chilling. Nature as in every one."

"A fairy of every nature?" Akane's interest has been piqued...! "...You wouldn't mind showing me to them, would you?"

Huh? "Sure, why not?" I grin, floating upwards and outwards of the village. Not sure how Fukei'll take this, but... ah well, no harm, no foul, right?

"My thanks. Well, shall we be off?" Following me up, Akane basically chases after me as I fly in the direction of my home.

Mmm... Wonder what other people're up to. Not heard from that Rajime guy in a while...

 


Meanwhile... (Raiju POV)

 

Bloody fuck, this is going nowhere.

"Again." Misumaru instructs me, standing adjacent to me. "This time with vigor."

"Is vigor that important?" I raise a brow, raising my arms up again for what has to be, like, the fiftieth time now. "Wind Sign 'Turbulence'!"

Fwoo~...

Wind starts blowing, but not much else, just like before. I really expected this to disorient people, but, uh...

...As one can tell, wind sucks if it's minor.

"Clearly, someone's not used to wielding magic." Rujo snorts from nearby. Oh, right, pretty much everyone dropped what they were doing to watch this.

Including someone I haven't met before, who just so happened to be that 'Mayumi' Keiki had mentioned. As it turns out, Mayumi literally is sentient.

...I slowly turn to him. "Do I need to remind you who won earlier?"

"Ah... no." He looks down as Mizu giggles. "I've learnt my lesson, dammit."

"Still, this wasn't on the scale of the magic you were using when you fought me." Tyra comments on it, gathering some curiosity from pretty much everyone. "You used powerful lightning as if it was nothing."

"Ah... yeah, that's true, actually." I furrow my brows, then look at Aegis, then back at Misumaru.

"...Hold on. Let me do this." Rajime, you literally cannot use magic. "I know. But you just gave me the key to figuring this Spell Card issue out."

...Aight. Have your body back-.

 

(Rajime POV)

 

That feels so much better. I gather my hair back under my hat, then straighten it surprisingly faster than before.

"Oh, hey, he's back to normal." Nero points out, idly messing with his flintlock.

"Mmm. So it would seem." Junko seems particularly relieved. Oh, right, she was concerned about my sudden personality change and difference in hair colour and other assorted changes when Raiju was in control, until Hecatia happened to explain it for her.

"Huh." Shonin nods once. Oh, right, she came back for some reason. She did get walloped over the head, like, four different times by Mayumi, Junko, Nero, and Tyra in that order. I think she's still resting those off.

"...How interesting." Mayumi's interested at least. Also Keiki's still working on Toeiji, but she's doing that here.

"Are you giving up?" Misumaru finally asks me. Oh, right, I know exactly what I'm doing.

I look at Aegis, then take a deep breath. Uh... How do I trigger that mode Keiki unlocked...? What do I even-. Actually, no, Aegis-Creation. Keep it simple.

So in that sense... Let's get creative!

As I expected, Aegis flashes to Aegis-Creation. Okay, now...

"I never said anything about giving up. I just realised something." I grip my right hand tightly. "Wind Sign 'Turbulence'!"

Fwoo~!

It's suddenly a lot windier. Even windier than when Raiju did it. People's hair are fluttering all over the place, except for Junko's for some reason. Then again, she probably had issues with that, so she probably figured out some way to avoid having that happen when it's really windy. Shonin's hood also briefly comes down, somehow.

Outside of that, though, nobody's visibly reacting, except for like, Mizu, Nero, and Tyra. Namely because the third's made out of space dust so there's just particles of her in the air. Mizu's incredibly small and Nero's trying to keep his flintlock still.

"...Ah." Misumaru nods as the wind then dies down. "So you noticed that your shield may have been more potent as a magical focus, unlike your other half, which casts magic without thinking of such a thing."

"...Dude, you're a genius." Raiju admits. Thank you.

"Mhm." I tighten Aegis just a little bit. We've been practicing Spell Cards non-stop, plus I feel a lot more tired now. I'm pretty sure that doesn't help if you're already tired. Does using up all your magic just knock you out for a while? If so, uh... that's a concerning thought.

"I can tell you're tired. We can stop here for today." Misumaru nods once. Oh, good, she's stopping it there. "This is good progress we're making, however."

"Oh, good, that means we can go, right?" Rujo immediately stands up. "Because as... uh... interesting as this place is-" He spares a glance at Mayumi. "-I really want to go home."

"Ah, excuse you." Nero raises a finger. "Didn't I say we were going to Myouren Temple?"

"...Damn, thought you would've forgotten." Rujo slouches as Mizu floats up beside him, placing a hand on his shoulder.

"Come on, Rujie, let's just try and fix things... We can always come back later, right...?" She gives him a small smile, then looks at Shonin.

"...Huh? You're looking at me?" Shonin looks around for a moment, then points at herself. "Sure, I guess. Neat little trick to summoning me, just say 'sin' three times like you're summoning a, uh, the hell're they called again? A genie?"

"It's a genie you're thinking of." Hecatia casually confirms for her.

"Right, yeah, thanks, that." Shonin nods once. "I might as well take you there myself, so, uh... just stand near me or something so I make sure you don't go to the wrong place."

"Sure." Rujo near-instantly steps near to Shonin, as Mizu floats beside them. Then, he looks at Tyra. "The hell're you going to be doing now then?"

"Oh, you know, merely going back home. In space." Tyra feels the need to specify that she came from space. Okay, good for her then... "...Aquamine doesn't like it when I come back home late, but I'm sure I can explain myself."

"Oh, actually~. Let me come with you, I've been meaning to ask Aquamine about something for a while now." Hecatia chimes in, grinning.

"...Ah? Very well then." Tyra nods once, placing her hands in her sleeves as she regains all of the space dust she lost from me using wind.

Whilst everyone else is talking, Junko seems to stop Nero, if only for a brief moment. "...You, Nero."

"...That's me." Nero turns to her, blinking. "What is it?"

"...Take care of your son."

"I was planning on it." Nero grins, then pockets his hands. "But uh, what happened to you was pretty messed up. From one parent to another, nobody should have to go through that. Thinking I lost Rujo was one thing, but to find out he became a youkai later was... something else entirely."

"Mmm. I may come by Myouren Temple then, in that case." Junko settles on, sighing. "I've still yet to visit it myself..."

"Feel free to come by anytime." He shifts his grin into a smile, before going to join Rujo. "But not right now. It's a late night, after all."

"Of course." Junko watches him go for a brief moment.

...Huh. It's funny to see people casually interact with one another. Speaking of which, I turn to Misumaru. "So what're you doing after this, then...?" I decide to ask her.

"Hm? Oh, nothing, really. Probably preparing for our next session." Misumaru keeps her hands behind her back. "As much as I would like to live relatively near to you, or even with you, I don't want to be a leech. My dwelling on Youkai Mountain is more than enough as well. And if you ever want to talk, then you know how to reach out to me."

"You got it." I smile at her, then tighten my bag. Hopefully, when I get back, I can get a chance to fill out some pages in Gensopedia... Namely because I've not gotten a chance to do anything with it since... uh... last night.

"But..." Misumaru catches my attention before I go wait for Keiki to finish working on Toeiji. "...Do you have any plans for tomorrow, at all?"

Uh...? "Not particularly..." I bring my hand to my chin. Come to think of it... "I've been surprisingly busy for my first week or so in Gensokyo and beyond, because of Hell and Senkai, that I... just haven't had the time to plan out days when I am free to do whatever I want."

"Mmm, I understand the feeling." She sighs, before smiling. "Take the day of rest. There is Auresh-san's banquet, remember? You are planning on attending that, aren't you?"

"Yeah, probably, if nothing else comes up..." I scratch my neck, before yawning. "...Like an incident."

"Of course." Misumaru starts stepping away from me to join Shonin, as well as Rujo, Nero, and Mizu. "I may as well tag along with you four."

"...Probably would be a good idea, actually." Nero rubs his chin, before nodding. "You can stay at Myouren Temple too for the night, if you want."

"I appreciate the offer, but I'll decline it." Misumaru appreciates Nero's kindness. "I have a cave to protect, after all."

"...The hell is it with people and caves." Rujo furrows his brows. "Like, that grandma with the mining tools exists."

...Why does Rujo even call Momoyo 'grandma', anyway? That's weird but also... funny, kinda?

"Rujo, don't talk about Momoyo behind her back." Nero pats his son on the shoulder. "She's a nice enough person, even if her lust for fighting and strength is a bit..."

"Over-the-top?" Rujo deadpans. "Yeah, I noticed. She was still trying to attack me even when I was, uh..."

...He trails off, realising he probably shouldn't mention anything he shouldn't. Namely because he most definitely would've killed someone by drowning them. In fact, Tyra also threatened to sort of kill me, too, even though I wouldn't exactly die. Let alone choosing her words carefully to Chima, she probably would've had to be incredibly vague to Junko and Hecatia. Which I personally think is harder to get away with.

Then again, Tyra's the princess of the Astralians. She's probably super charismatic and well-spoken, as well as smart. And all of that's natural because she's incredibly insistent that she's never absorbed anything in her life, unlike other Astralians. Does that include her mom, too...? I'm imagining probably not, since Aquamine is the queen of the Astralians.

"Yeah..." Mizu just nods awkwardly. She looks like she doesn't know what to say. I... can't really blame her. Rujo's weird in his own right and Nero's just... while he is pretty nice, he's also slightly intimidating. Not sure if that's his scars speaking for him or not.

Then again, I know for a fact that nobody should anger a monk. If a monk from some good old DnD is anything to go off of, then... yeah.

And Nero has a gun, unlike other monks. A gun that shoots non-lethal bullets. Well, it's more like a flintlock, but a flintlock still has the essence of a gun to it.

Basically anything that goes 'bang' and shoots a projectile, to me, is considered a gun.

"Alright, alright, that's enough." Shonin nods, raising her hands up. "I'll be back~."

Fwash!

The five of them, since Misumaru joined them, just disappear in a flash of light. Keiki has not looked up from Toeiji even once.

"...Hm." Mayumi's also sort of just... there. I'm not sure what to make of her honestly. She just exists, I guess...?

"That's probably our cue to get going, too." Tyra glances at Hecatia. "You wanted a talk with my mother, right?"

"Yea~h. Thanks, Tyra~." Hecatia casually smiles.

"Of course. Then let's go." Tyra pulls something out of her gown pocket as Hecatia just... disappears. Wh-. Where'd she go?

...Tyra then turns to me. "Don't forget the agreement we made, either. I'll be in touch sometime tomorrow, perhaps?" Then she notices what I'm eyeing. Is that... candy? It looks like a very soft chewing candy... "Ah, this? It's one of my kind's many utilities. We can use this to return home whenever we desire, you see. Like so."

She pops it in her mouth, chews, and-.

Poof.

She disappears in a comical-looking cloud of dust. Pff-. Whah... That's got to be the funniest thing I've seen yet.

"Damn, straight up poofed. Like, gone, dude, she's freaking dusted. Skedaddled. Exfiltrated." Raiju begins listing various words that literally just mean 'leave'. "Vanished. Made a dash for it. Ran off. Left-." Okay, that's enough. "Daw."

...So now it's just me, Junko, Mayumi, and Keiki in the room.

It's uh... surprisingly quiet outside of Keiki doing whatever it is she's doing to Toeiji, honestly.

"...Is she nearly done?" Junko decides to ask Mayumi this.

"Lady Haniyasushin is very thorough, as you can see." Mayumi responds, with her arms folded. "Learning how to wait is important to those that have business with her, as patience is the key for-."

"I'm finished." Keiki abruptly decides that she's done. She wipes her brow with her hand, before standing up and walking to me, handing Toeiji over gently. "Here you are. It should be able of understanding any commands you give it and I've upgraded it to be more flexible than it was an hour or so ago, when we first met. If you need anything of me, or if you just want a nice talk, then by all means, do come by. I appreciate having company, either as I work or take a break, since even us gods do need to catch our breath from time to time."

...I look at Toeiji, then carefully place it in my bag. "Will it be alright if I-."

"In theory, yes." Keiki cuts me off before I can answer. "It should appear whenever you shift that shield of yours to the mode we discovered. How are you naming these modes, at least?"

"I use its core name, Aegis, then..." I think. How do I even describe this? "I attach a corresponding word to it. For example-" I shift Aegis to Aegis-Strand, picking up the jade rope dart.. "-this is Aegis-Strand. Because of the rope dart you see here. It looks like strands trying to piece itself together, doesn't it?"

"Ah. How apt." Keiki nods, but considers the efficiency behind it. "But being apt is important if you have multiple modes for that shield of yours. You showed me a purple version briefly, too, didn't you?"

"I didn't name that one. Raiju did." I pocket my hands, to which she blankly stares at me in response... Wait, she never noticed Raiju? "Raiju being... the other half of me."

"Ah, I believe I heard something like that, actually." Keiki nods, before humming. "Yes, well, what did he name that form of it?"

"Aegis-Sentinel." I reveal the name, pocketing my free hand as I flash Aegis to Aegis-Sentinel next. "Namely because it's good at defending others, not just myself, when it's like that." I don't know what Raiju did for Aegis to make that giant blockade that stopped Rujo's final attack, but hey, it worked, so I'm not complaining.

Still, I'm not sure what to make of just having a haniwa replica of myself. I might as well have some fun and just randomly pull it out sometimes. I wonder if Trish and Kolar've got anything new for their weapons... I mean, Kolar got his sword upgraded once. Who's to say he can't get it upgraded again? Let me just say, anybody who wields a red katana is my friend. Unless if your name is Sam, then I don't know.

"Ha!" Raiju laughs at that. Why? "Uh... I dunno. Reference?"

...I can't stop making references sometimes honestly. They're groovy... Very groovy. Or neat.

Even if literally nobody understands my references. Outside of, like, Trish and Kolar. And Sumi whenever I get to talk with her.

Still, Keiki. "I see. Yes, that does fit. And that one I uncovered?"

"Aegis-Creation." I put that out there. "Namely because that name's extremely blunt about what it does. It creates."

"...Reasonable enough." She smiles. "Come back again soon, though, would you? It gets lonely here sometimes, even if I have Mayumi to talk to."

Uh... "I'll see what I can do. I'm worn out though..." I rub my eyes. "Today's just been a really long day." That and I didn't get to nap before we fought, so I'm sort of annoyed about that, but it's not that I could help it.

"Yes, yes, go get some sleep." Keiki turns, beginning to leave. "Come, Mayumi, it's time I got back to work."

"Of course, Lady Haniyasushin." Mayumi bows, before going to follow her. But just before she leaves, she turns back to me. "Take care of yourself, too. It's rare for Lady Haniyasushin to be genuinely interested in a human beyond wanting to help them."

Really? "I'll... keep it in mind." I nod once, before dampening my laps. "Bye."

"Mmm. Likewise." Mayumi properly leaves the room, leaving just me and Junko. The room we were in this entire time was a decently large room. Looks like a training hall of some kind... I think Mayumi said something like she uses this place to hone her skills, or something. I don't know and I'm too tired to care for the purpose of the room so far...

"Well then." Junko catches my attention, stepping unsettlingly close beside me. "...We should return home. I'm sure you've kept your partner and... whatever Kudamaki is to you long enough."

...That actually is a good question. What is Tsukasa to me...? She's not a servant, she's not a pet, I guess she's just... a trusted friend or something. I mean, Akane practically has full control over Tsukasa because of, well, everything she apparently taught to Tsukasa to begin with. When Akane wants her to do something, like helping me, Tsukasa does it willingly.

Maybe there's a hierarchy among foxes? Akane must be at the top of the list because she's, uh, Tamamo no Mae. Tsukasa must be pretty high up there too, for being Akane's student to an extent.

Still, I just... nod, keeping quiet outside of a few words. "Yeah... Like I said, today's been pretty long."

"For you, certainly. You look like you're about to pass out." Junko comments on my current state. I am...?

I don't feel it-. O~h there we g-.

Thud.

 

(Junko POV)

 

...

She just passed out in my arms the moment I said that. Of course, that's what happens when you bring something like that up.

Still, she... didn't seem like she noticed she was about to pass out. She had a look of confusion on her face when I mentioned it, which is... strange.

...I've settled for addressing Rajime as a she to myself, but as a he when I'm among others. I'm respectful of what she wants, after all. Though I am slightly disappointed she was actually a woman this entire time. Not that it can be helped, if she wants to identify as a man, then so be it. I thought something was odd about her, given her insistence she was a man.

Normally, men are a lot more prideful. Far more arrogant. Rajime was neither of those. She was nothing but respectful and considerate.

...Then again, that 'other half' of her, Raiju, strikes me as prideful and arrogant, but also the two I just labelled Rajime. He seems like a more well-balanced mix. In a sense, he's Rajime's traditional self if she grew up normally.

But, as always, fate has plans for everyone. It's not as if you can change fate...

...

It's almost funny, as much as I hate to call it that. She lost her parents and almost lost two of her siblings too around almost a decade ago. I lost my son, Feng, a long time ago. Is that why I'm so fond of her? Because we can both relate over a loss of family? Though the ways we've handled it were... entirely different. Rajime had nobody that was responsible for the deaths of her parents and the injuries of her siblings, barring her eldest sister Trish. It was mere bad luck on her part. Wrong place at the wrong time, I suppose.

But, for me, my son was murdered. My former husband, too. I was forced to marry their killer and I hated it. I held nothing but scorn for Hou Yi, I'm glad he's burning in the furthest depths of Hell, being tortured by many demons. Though, Shonin hasn't given me a report on the amount of suffering he's been through. None of it is ever enough, I'm still pleased by his suffering. Bastard.

But Chang'e... The fact she still lives is irritating and annoying. Though I had heard... Apparently, the first ever moon rabbit and her personal pet at that had descended from the Moon. I wasn't given a name to go off of, all I know is his nickname. Yue Tu. Or, quite literally, Moon Rabbit. But I'd heard he was naturally immortal and that any part of him can synthesise any type of drug. That's all I know about him. His alias, that aspect of his nature, his descent, his gender, and his immortality.

Some call him a jade rabbit. Some say he pounded the elixir of eternal life, the Hourai Elixir, even though Yagokoro has insisted that was her doing. Perhaps that was all a whitewash to show that the Lunarians are more dominant than their rabbit servants? No wonder he descended, he must have hated it up there.

...I can't be mad at him, he doesn't deserve anything that his mistress or that bastard did being done upon him. I do have a question regarding him, however. Why did he descend? Wouldn't he want to stay with Chang'e? Is he unlike other lunar rabbits who frown down upon Earth and its residents for their supposed 'impurity'? Does he simply not care? Or, perhaps, there's something else at play... I suppose he is naturally immortal, but even so, why?

No, these are all questions I most likely won't get answers to. Everything I know about Yue Tu are things Udonge offhandedly mentioned about him. Apparently, he was at Eientei at some point. Apparently, he's one of the very few male moon rabbits. Apparently, he can outsmart and beat both Watatsukis. Apparently, Yue Tu was a master of arms and martial arts.

...A true soldier forced to grow up for his nation. It's quite depressing to think about, frankly.

...

One day. One day I'll set all of the lunar rabbits free from their restraints. And when that day comes, Chang'e will finally be dead, the Lunarians will have crumbled like dust under my shoes, and all will be right.

One day.

But... that day isn't right now. It may be soon, it might be far in the future. Right now, I have a human to take care of.

...A very peculiar yet interesting human, at that. Though... I suppose it is a good thing to know, that there's a side of her which is far more willing to fight. Perhaps Shonin can go through with that training, after all. Hieropha's training was harsh. Very harsh. Especially on Tsumugi, due to her being only a regular human when she went through it. She was harsh on me also.

...

Talking with Nero has... also allowed me insight to people with a similar situation to mine. He had thought he lost his son, Rujo, about a year ago. Only to find out that a day or two later, he was back, but as a youkai. A nix. A shapeshifting water spirit.

But unlike me, Nero wasn't driven by whatever it was that made Rujo the way he was, in order to get revenge on it. Instead, he opted for trying to understand Rujo, but... the two had a falling out. Apparently, Rujo's mother had fed him some horrible lies about Nero - none of which were true, I had Shonin check his record - such as the fact he apparently killed a man in cold blood. That mother was vile for doing such a thing, as I'm glad Nero and Rujo're free from her now and that they're finally fixing things.

...It's funny. Rajime was also the link to them fixing their relationship, much like she was the link for me becoming far more determined to finally end the Lunarians. Her potential is what did it for me, but her nature, or Raiju's since he was the one that beat some sense into Rujo, was what caused Rujo to realise he'd been going about things wrong with Nero, and vice-versa.

He seems to have quite a knack for making friends, too. I briefly talked with Matara earlier. More like, she talked to me, since she was the one that reached out. She gave me this particularly strange brick-shaped device, said it was something Rajime used to keep in contact with others.

...I had messed around with it, I'll admit as much. Matara was even kind enough to put it in Chinese instead of Japanese for me. There was this... strange thing on there called Harmony. As it turns out, I have contact with Rajime on there, as well as a few others. Like Hecatia, Shonin, and Clownpiece. Even Parano and Udonge... and Yagokoro I suppose.

But it wasn't anything too important at the time, so I placed it away.

...

I suppose this is enough contemplation to myself. I may as well get Rajime home now...

 


Later... (Rajime POV)

 

...

My head hurts... Ow, ow...

...I guess I did pass out, haha...

I sit up, looking around. I'm in my room. It's the middle of the night still. I feel tired as hell, despite the fact I was literally passed out.

...I notice Chima dozing off on a chair towards me. I'm... in the futon...

Ah, Junko took me home after I passed out. That's what happened.

...Uhh... Why's Chima sleeping on the chair, though.

Well, might as well wake her up. "Hey, Chima..." I touch her gently on the leg-.

"Wahawa?!" She flails, nearly falling onto the floor, but quickly corrects her composure upon realising I just woke her up, sighing a breath of relief. "O-Oh, Rajime, I, um... You startled me... I was waiting for you to wake up ever since Junko-san brought you back from... wherever you had went."

...I notice the fact I've been partially undressed as I slept. My shield's off and so are literally all of my accessories. Even Kenko and Zoka.

"Sorry for the abruptness..." I apologise, stretching slightly because my entire body feels like a sack of rocks. "Why were you waiting for me to wake up...?"

"Well, for one, there was a woman that came around here called Seiga asking about you..." Chimata brings up the fact that Seiga was here looking for me...

...

Wait. Seiga. Why was she back here...?! "Uh... She's... not here, right?" I nervously look around.

"...I don't believe so. Shonin said she was taking her to Hell." Chimata tilts her head. Oh, um, good...? "...Shonin did list... several questionable acts Seiga had undertaken in her life. Apparently she's a wicked hermit."

Oh, good, good... "Okay, that's... hmm." I shake my head, then decide to move things along. "I guess I can keep an eye out for her later if she got away from Shonin somehow, which I don't think is possible to do."

"I think so too." Chimata awkwardly grins, then said grin quickly fades as she seems embarrassed about something. "B-But, moving on, um... I've been... thinking. And talking with Kudamaki, since she was willing to lend an ear. I... um... How do I say this...?"

"Whatever it is you want to say, let it all out." I gently smile. "You can talk to me."

"Yes, I know that, because this is entirely about you, what I'm about to say..." She sighs, gaining a small smile herself. It's all about me...? "Personally, I think you're a very nice person to be around... You're honest, too, unlike Iizunamaru... You've been entirely reliable not just in regards to your willingness to organise markets with me, but also as an ally and a friend. You took my side when I was alone in managing the markets, too, you presented me with many possibilities that I'd normally consider impossible and I can't even thank you enough for those. You gave me some guidance to consider, too, like a guiding light. You were willing to indulge in a market, too, even if Shirogane wanted otherwise. All of these acts of kindness are... things I didn't even think were possible. I'd been 'betrayed' by Iizunamaru if you could even call it that, it's much more like me betraying her, and I'd also been betrayed by the outside for not honouring my traditions and market regulations anymore. I felt... lost. Rather lost, actually. It wasn't until we started working together that I felt... back in my element. That things were going right for me again, that I was getting my faith back, little by little."

I... Wow. Do I mean that much to her...? "That's... really kind of you. To think of me so highly like that..." I just awkwardly grin. I'm not used to getting praise very often, namely because I was the inside person a lot. Sure, I got praise in school and what-not, but most of it was just sympathy. Not genuine praise. This, on the other hand, is... something else. It's genuine and it's heart-warming...

"Someone's in lo~ve.I-. Raiju. Not the time. "Oh, yeah, my bad. Oopsies."

Do not say 'oopsies' ever again, I swear... You're ruining the moment...!

Fortunately he gets the memo and goes silent. I even hear a zipper for some reason. Not sure how he made that noise, but alright.

"But it's true. It's very true." Chimata gets up from the chair, then sits beside me. "You've been nothing but a positive for me this entire time. It's as if you're the only one I can really rely on... I'd die for you if it was necessary, you know...?"

Ah-. "Please don't." I look down, wincing.

"O-Oh, yes, sorry, I um... forgot about your parents." Chimata grimaces also. "Losing someone else that's important to you would sting a lot, wouldn't it...?"

"Worse than that." I shake my head. "Can't blame you for saying that though, it just goes to show how much trust you've put in me."

"Mmm..." She wiggles slightly closer to me, to the point our arms touch. Oh, hey, physical contact with someone that I've actually acknowledged. That's nice. "So, um, after some... deep contemplation and thought, I've... decided to reveal how I really feel. About you, I mean..."

"...And what's your judgement?" I decide to ask her, regaining that smile from before.

"G-Gee, don't word it like that, you make it sound more important than it actually is..." She laughs in annoyance. Okay, true.

"But no, seriously, what're your thoughts?"

"I love you, Rajime."

...

"Someone get me a hearing aid because I think I just went deaf. What...?!" I didn't expect her to just say that outright...!

"Why's that your immediate response?! Y-You fucking moron...!" Raiju begins wheezing and cackling like a maniac. "O-Oh my god, that's literally the best thing I've ever heard though...! How long've you been waiting to say that?! A-Ahah... O-O~h... That's good. That's criminal, it's the most bizarre thing you've ever said, and it's downright fucking hilarious...!"

I've been sitting on that response for a while now. In the very unlikely case someone ever said something unexpected like that... Which Chima just did.

On the note of Chima-.

"You heard me, I... I love you. I mean that, genuinely, too, I just..." Chimata looks down at her hands. "Finding out how to say it was just... something else, you know...?"

"Oh, no, no, I did hear you." I... blink, then breathe out heavily. Because for some reason, I was holding a breath I didn't even know about when she said that. "I just... didn't expect you to say it bluntly like that. Then again, I guess it's better than you being subtle about it. Because if you were, I wouldn't have noticed it... unless if you did something directly like-."

As I'm talking she just moves her head towards mine, places one hand on the back of my head, then our lips meet. I-. Oh. Okay. We're just doing this then. Yep, nothing wrong with tha~hahahat...!

I don't even know what to do so I just... raise my brows and wait.

She tastes like a rainbow and I don't even know what a rainbow tastes like. It's not a bad taste though-.

I could've made a Skittles joke there, but I literally tasted the rainbow.

...Wait, why'm I even thinking about that...?! 

I hear a zipper being undone. "This is funny because to me this is like watching a romance scene in a movie-." Raiju, who said you could talk. "Oh, shit, sorry, spoiling the moment~. I'll go now."

Yeah, you better.

...

The moment lasts for a bit longer before Chimata finally pulls away from my face, but her hand's still behind my head. "Subtle like that?"

...To be fair. "Yeah. Exactly like that." I nod once.

"Good, so we were thinking the same thing in regards to subtlety." She smiles as if she didn't just do that. 

...I'm still in partial shock from that myself, but it... was nice. Also I decide to ask her. "...Do you know what else is subtle?"

"...Hm?" She's confused. "No, what-?"

"This." I do the exact same thing. Our lips meet again and I make it last for a little longer than she made it this time...

When we part again, she's blushing, but she's also grinning. "...Well played."

"Takes a good player to know one." I remark almost instantly. "...Guess that's a sign for you as to how I feel too, huh?"

"Oh, yes, well, I suppose so." She giggles. "Now come here."

...Suddenly I don't mind being tired anymore. Maybe this woke me up a bit. Maybe it woke us both up a bit.

 


 

That went on for a really long time. Well, I suppose that's just... there now. Huh. Part of me was... afraid of this kind of thing. But another part of me really wanted to do something like this with the right person. I guess I found the right person, eh? Heh...

...Right now, I'm staring up at the ceiling, tired as hell. We both tired ourselves the hell out again and I'm really feeling sleepy right now. Chimata's snuggled up beside me, practically using my body as a big pillow with her head on my chest.

...I do have soft skin. It's pretty soft, especially if someone wants to lay their head on my lap.

Not that there's anything... you know, wrong with it. I like to be helpful sometimes.

...

Maybe...

Maybe things can go right for me. For once.

...Maybe it is good to let someone be really close to me. Someone who can understand loss like I do. It's a good catalyst for a relationship, having something to bond over, be it good or bad.

And, to be fair, it's a nice change of pace compared to yesterday, and the day before that, so...

...

...I wouldn't have it any other way, to be frank.

...

Notes:

sorry if this seems. shorter than usual? this is sort of a filler chapter of some kind since the last three were jampacked with SO MANY THINGS, so it's a nice change of pace to have a shorter one! (eoc is over 250k words long now and that terrifies me)

also yeah chimata/rajime is. very prominent. the idea of tsukasa being a matchmaker for them didn't even hit me until i started writing that scene with her pov (also hi seiga)

raiju's also just there now so he's fun to have just pop in with random comments at the most inconvenient times, plus his and rajime's back-and-forths are also fun to write abruptly!

in regards to aegis suddenly gaining a new mode, aegis-creation, uh... yeah, now just felt like the best time to introduce that one. even though we literally just got a taste of aegis-sentinel for the first time last chapter. some might say that's a bit 'hey what the hell that seems unfair' because of what it does (allowing rajime to create consciously), but the drawback of it is, rajime can only consciously create something when aegis is like that, unlike raiju who can just do that whenever he wants.

shonin's also a dumbass at times, like, straight-up bona fide numbskull material, but she's also got the potential to be incredibly casual compared to the rest of the cast

sodatsu also getting some screentime was a fun idea of mine, goes to show what she has going on in her life and all that. and before you ask yes she loves atriox, but he's so much of a clueless dumbass he never notices her feelings. on another note, fukei exists! she... might be more important than you think (even if the fact she's a fairy of every nature was a dead giveaway that she's noteworthy already). i also wrote that just for the sole purpose of having akane and sodatsu interact originally but then it kinda. changed sort of?

hecatia texting the exact way she did was one of those ideas i just full-sent for no reason in particular, too, because she most definitely WOULD type like that, ominous heart emotes are also incredibly ominous and personally downright hilarious just to have in like that 'no~ ♡' message, on a related note, the idea of sannyo saying 'piss off' to sanae is also out there as one of those things you don't notice if you just scroll through the chapter (i try to pack in little details through dialogue, you know!).

junko's thoughts on curo (and other moon rabbits) are... surprising because i had a really different idea originally but then again curo literally did nothing to junko and junko's misinterpreting curo's reasons for leaving the moon, even if she has no idea who he actually is

anyways rajime's free for like, two days! barring that banquet auresh arranged! if anybody actually reads this i would genuinely like to ask if you want anything in particular focused on next chapter, if not, i'll go with what i originally had in mind (which is either another visit to eientei, but for an interesting reason or having something pretty big in the human village become known through dezain through rajime scaling youkai mountain). expect 100BM to happen like. in chapter 12 or something.

anyways byeeeeeee~

Chapter 10: Navy Flames, White Snakes, and Mirrored Lights

Summary:

In which Rajime finally gets a day to himself and he spends it relaxing, for the most part.

Notes:

after 9 chapters sumireko's finally back. oh my god. shion is also here and is sort of the main focus this chapter since i. kind of feel like i left the whole part in chapter 7 with her, rajime, akane, aikido, and joon pretty abruptly.

also kolar's finally back again and he has friends (you'll find out who they are)

rajime also briefly mentions two pc-98 characters this chapter (in the first scene of the chapter at that), those being yumemi and chiyuri, much like how sodatsu and alice both mentioned yumeko a while back, and MEIRA SHOWS UP FOR A MOMENT, so yeah, pc-98 IS real.

SO HERE'S SOME THINGS TO EXPECT, YO:
- dream world stuff! featuring doremy and sumireko! (doremy/sagume is also real)
- some brief rajichima stuff!
- stuff with shion! because, you know, shion's good :)
- the weirdest yet most normal girl you will probably ever see in this fic
- kolar reappearing with some very weird subordinates including but not limited to: a banshee, a kudan (cow-like youkai), and a hermit
- some other pov change stuff featuring auresh and chijo in one, aya being chaotic neutral in reimu's presence, and MEDICINE STUFF (featuring yuuka and a surprise guest)

oc count is, like, 9 this chapter, not a lot of characters really show up this chapter for a longer than usual amount of time surprisingly (except for 3 new ones and 2 characters in this chapter)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Mmh...

I sit up. I'm... in the Dream World again. I'm lucid dreaming, then, because I'm aware this is the Dream World. My dreamscape is still the river I painted. Or the one Doremy let me paint, at least.

...Man. Last night was... about as subtle as a tennis ball to the face. Or a football. Actually, no, it was about as subtle as Trish loudly swearing during a moment of silence. Something like that. Chima really likes me, huh...

"Hi." Suddenly, Raiju's here-. Wait, Raiju?

He looks just like me, only with long grey hair, no hat, and purple eyes. Not that I have my hat on either, probably, because I see my hair trailing past my shoulders. Instead of my attire, he's dressed in extremely grey, lightweight hunter's clothes. He's also not wearing shorts or ribbons, but he is wearing black and white gloves. His entire body's hidden outside of his face.

"...Hey Raiju." I nod at him, acknowledging his existence. "You're here too...?"

"Well, duh, yeah. I'm you. You're me. We share dreams, dummy." He flicks me on the nose with his finger. Pff-. Ow. "Still, rainbow lesbians, eh? Good for you, you found someone as colourful as you are."

"...R-. Raiju." I stare at him.

"I know, I know, rainbow lesbians ah... might not be the right-." He pauses, snorting. "Wait, no, it DEFINITELY is."

Ugh... "Did you just come to talk about what me and Chima did last night...?" I stare at him dryly.

"Nah, not really. We talk all the time, I literally cannot be anywhere else, friend." Raiju neutrally miles. "But what you two lovebirds did last night was fun to watch. Actually-. Y'ever wonder if all the girls in Gensokyo're like this due to the famine of actual men?"

"Raiju, you-..." I groan, shaking my head. "Just-. No. I have never wondered that and I don't want to. That's just you."

"...True." He clicks his tongue. "Still, speakin' of tongues, you two literally had your tongues down each other's throat and then you-."

I cover his mouth with my hand before he can give a vivid description of last night. "No."

"...Excuse me, but if you don't mind me inquiring, what was I about to hear?"

...

Oh. Doremy's here. Fun. She heard that. Then she turns to Raiju. "And you would be... Raiju, yes?"

...I uncover Raiju's mouth so he can speak. "Yeah, I'm Raiju. Alter ego to this dummy." He gestures to me. "You're the ah... dream tapir woman."

"So I see we're aware of one another." Doremy nods, then raises a brow at me. "But what did I hear before you cut him off, exactly? Something about you and someone else 'having your tongues down each other's throat'?"

...I glare at Raiju. "Look at what you've done with that big mouth of yours."

"Okay, maybe actively mentioning it wasn't the best idea." Raiju raises a finger. "BUT. It's better to be open than closed about it."

...Doremy still has her brow raised.

I... might as well explain. "...I'm... in a relationship with someone. A goddess of the markets."

"Ah." Doremy nods. "That one, then. I see, well, it's your choice what you do with your life. It's not entirely my business to mess with your... personal life, outside of the Dream World.

Okay, good, she's not questioning it... But I am curious. "What about you? Do you have anyone like that...?"

Raiju turns to me, grinning. "...Rajime, you just told me to shut up about it and now you're asking her that. I will never understand you."

"On the contrary, I believe it's fair he asks me that." Doremy begs to differ, thankfully. Then her attention turns to me. "And to answer your question, perhaps. You're aware of the Lunarians, yes?"

The Lunarians? "Yeah... Curo mentioned them a few times, as well as Trish..."

"Yes, well, I may or may not be in such a relationship with one. In fact, it's one of their sages I'm particularly good friends with. A quite literal one-winged angel called Sagume Kishin." Doremy tells me. I don't believe I've heard that name before... Have I? Maybe Curo mentioned this 'Sagume'. Maybe I should write that part down later on Doremy... "She's pleasant, even if her ability makes her mute more often than not."

"She can't speak?" I tilt my head.

"...It's complicated." Doremy gives me a vague answer...? "She can speak, she chooses not to due to her ability takig effect whenever she does speak. When she goes over something in great detail, or any type of action, future or present, fate seems to overturn itself to go against her words. For example, let's say that she said it's impossible for me and her to keep seeing each other. Unlike what she said, in reality, we keep seeing each other more often than normal. It's like that, I believe."

Oh. "Wow, um... That's quite a depressing ability to have if she can't speak without something happening." I scratch my neck. "How do you two talk then...?"

"Sign language. Or, sometimes, she writes down a message when she wants to say something in pencil, then erases the message to change it each time she needs to speak." Doremy gives off a smug smile. "I believe she's trying to get something that synthesises her voice so that she can have a normal conversation with me and others that she talks to."

"Oh, happy days then, if she can get that sorted." I neutrally smile back. "Adapting to your situation is always a good thing."

"Mmm. Quite." Doremy nods, then looks at Raiju, who has a curious look on his face. "...Do you have a question?"

"Yeah. One-. No, two, actually. If she's a one-winged angel like you say, does she have a comically long sword." Raiju references a certain man with a sword called the Masamune. "Second question is that are you two like Rajime and Chimata when it comes to your relationship."

...I turn to him, then start smiling threateningly. "...Raiju, don't use me and Chima as a comparison."

"Noted." He looks like he's terrified of me. As he should be. As he should be.

Briefly giggling at our exchange, Doremy decides to answer. "To answer your first question, I'm aware of who you're referring to. She doesn't have a sword. She doesn't need one either." Doremy... actually understood that joke. Wait, what? She looks at me, neutrally smiling instead of being smug. "I'm the ruler of the Dream World. I know everything that everyone has ever dreamed about, including those outside Gensokyo and the Lunar Capital, meaning that I'm quite well-versed in modern culture too. Some even remarked that my hat reminds them of someone who gives out gifts come December."

...When she mentions it, her hat does give me serious Santa vibes. "That... never occurred to me until you mentioned it."

"You should give gifts out in dreams." Raiju grins. "I mean, you ah... keep people's dreams good, right? Why not give 'em souvenirs?"

"I already give people pillows. That's more than enough." Doremy smugly winks. "That, and my duty, in of itself, is a present from me to all living things. And, to answer your question regarding me and Sagume... Maybe. I'll leave it to your imagination to think about that."

"...Hoh." Raiju seems content with that answer. "Groovy."

"...That sounds horribly outdated." I dryly look at him.

"Groovy is not outdated." Raiju pouts.

"It definitely is." I fold my arms.

"You two definitely are opposites, you attract to one another quite well, like magnets." Doremy remarks on our squabbling. "But I didn't come here to talk of our partners, however. I came because I have a visitor I believe you'd like to see."

"...Who?" I tilt my head at her in surprise, if you can even do that. 

"I said I would arrange a potential meeting for you and Usami, so I did." Doremy gestures to the left, revealing Sumi who I swore was not there before.

"Hey Rajime." She casually greets me.

She uh... looks exactly how I remember her. Brown hair, hat's the same, she's got those dorky glasses on, she has that... weird magenta skirt on, her cape and everything else is the same as when I first met her. Before I ended up in Gensokyo, that is.

"Please spend this time wisely." Doremy begins drifting to the side, then looks at Raiju. "...I'd also like to speak to you in private, if you don't mind."

"Ah... sure thing." Raiju nods, following Doremy as they go... somewhere to the side.

Anwyays, um... Sumi. "Hi, Sumi, uh... This is surprisingly awkward for a reunion, isn't it...?"

"Awkward?" She scoffs. "Dude. You literally disappeared for more than four days, then after that, I found out you got into Gensokyo through Doremy. How the hell'd you even manage that?"

I... um... "I don't know, really." I scratch my head awkwardly. "I just sort of... went to sleep, then woke up in the middle of a forest. That was pretty much just after our conversation on the phone, by the way..."

"O~h. Huh. Weird." She nods a few times. "I'm definitely going to be writing about you and your sister just spontaneously disappearing like that for no reason when I wake up. You guys're a real mystery to literally everyone in Suwa since you're foreigners, but you're not a bad guy, honestly." Then she snaps her fingers a few times, realising something. "...Didn't someone else also go missing from Suwa the same day you guys did...?"

"That's... probably Kolar. He's a friend of mine and Trish's, he's... also in Gensokyo." I decide to give her a brief explanation on who Kolar is. "He's a swordsman now for the Scarlet Devil Mansion, plus he's a butler to the younger Scarlet."

"Her?" Sumi jerks her head back in surprise. "Either your friend's suicidal, really unlucky, or somehow extremely good with kids."

"It's... probably the third one. I mean, he's really good friends with Flan." I look down for a moment, then stretch. "Trish also runs a bar called Outer Heaven, plus she has the literal jade rabbit helping her as a servant."

"...Huh. Cool. It's in the village, right?" Sumi asks me, to which I nod at. "I'll keep that in mind then. Anyways, back to your friend, uh... Kolar's the name of the guy that disappeared. His parents sound like real pricks, even if they miss him." Sumi does actually make a fair point. Kolar's parents aren't really the nicest people, I know that for a fact. I'm fairly sure Kolar's teachers at high school are closer with him than his parents, so that definitely says something. They're trying to make sure he gets good grades no matter what because he's such a gentle and nice person, unlike his parents. He's just judged because of his parents, which is stupid.

I'm... pretty sure one of his teachers was called Yumemi Okazaki...? She did things with robotics and physics, or something like that? All I remember is that she's fond of strawberries, according to Kolar. Like very fond. She eats them all the time even when teaching. Apparently. And she also has a teaching assistant called Chiyuri... Kita-something or other. I can't exactly remember her that much, but I just remembered they exist.

Though I'm not too familiar with her or her assistant, namely because I've never met them. Kolar has mentioned that Yumemi's honestly the nicest person he's ever met, if not a bit bold, to the extent they even have lunch together at times. Kolar's words, not mine. And judging from the things Kolar said she's done for him, such as keeping him behind to make sure he's studying alright at home, or just for a casual talk about what they went through in the lesson, I can see why Kolar's so close with her as a teacher.

Not that I can blame the poor guy. Anyone's better than his parents, honestly. They demand way too much of him... If I ever get a chance, I'll ask Kolar about how much he trusts Yumemi.

"Bu~t it's not like anybody'd believe me if I told them that you and them're gone forever, probably. I mean, that depends entirely on if you wanna return to the outside world, which you probably don't." Sumi shrugs neutrally, snapping me out of my thought process. "So, ah... How've you been? Good? Bad? Not ate dirt yet? Doesn't look like you have."

"Actually, I almost got killed multiple times." I state that for the record. "...So average days for a human in Gensokyo."

"Pffft." She grins. "Killed by what?"

"I got attacked by a youkai immediately after waking up in Gensokyo only to be saved by a divine spirit called Junko." I pocket my hands, to which Sumi looks like she's seen a ghost... in response to Junko being mentioned...? "Something... wrong, or...?"

"You've gotta be one of the luckiest people to be on her good side. I've seen the danmaku she uses at a festival once and those..." She shivers. "They felt like they were made to kill, which I think's against the rules, but whatever. Her danmaku also looks impossible to dodge if you aren't really small or looking for openings closely..."

Oh. "...To be fair, she... did say she would kill to protect me. I told her no." I shake my head, looking down. "But are her attacks really like that?"

"Yes. Definitely. Without a doubt. They've all got murderous fury written all over them. Each and every single bullet." Sumi nods, absolutely certain. O... kay then. "Uh, anyways, you said multiple things tried to kill you, right?"

"Another one was extremely recent. Like, just yesterday, actually. Gensokyo flooded. I fixed it." I grin, chuckling.

"Oh, really? That was you? Huh. Reimu's gonna be out of a job, especially since you handled that super fast, too." Sumi remarks... Wow. Just... throwing shade at Reimu like that, huh... Wait, how's she even know about that-? "Anyways, how'd you almost die?"

I'm sure she has her methods, so... "I almost got killed by a space princess. The actual result would have been a fate far worse than death, but I still consider it death."

"Oh. Huh. Space princess." Sumi considers that. "Yeah, aliens don't give a damn about earth rules, really. They do what they want, especially the moon people apparently."

...I'm not sure if that was for the Lunarians or Astralians. Probably the former, since the Astralians protect Earth, so they'd probably follow our rules loosely... That and Trish seemed insistent that the moon people are 'racist against the impure'. Her words, not mine.

"Okay... A~h..." She scratches her cheek, before flashing her glasses. "So who was that guy with you earlier, with the grey hair? Y'know, the one Doremy took to the side. He reminds me of you, but weirder." Sumi decides to finally ask about Raiju. Thought she would.

"He's my other half, so don't let him tell you otherwise." I warn her. "...His name's Raiju. He's nothing like me, so expect a very stark contrast in personality."

"Oh, so... like a doppelganger, or something?" Sumi thinks about it. Yeah, Raiju is like a doppelganger. Just a very vulgar one.

"Kind of." Then I realise something. "...Wait, how much did you hear earlier?"

"Enough to know that you French kissed a goddess, that you're gay, and that you're a woman. Good for you, by the way, takes some guts to be open about that kind of things." She smiles.

...Well, Doremy did hear all of that too, so... eh.

"Still, ah... a human and god in an intimate relationship, huh?" She brings a finger to her lips, thinking about it. "That's not really something that's common in Gensokyo, the last I checked. I mean, the closest thing to that is a youkai and a god. Guess you're just built different for a normal guy."

...Yeah. "Built different." I echo her words. "...Sumi, how old are you?"

"Like, two or three years older than you, I think. Maybe four?" She wobbles her hand back and fourth. "Wait, no, it's four." Oh. She's... twenty-two. She's a grown adult.

...

"How are you older than me?" I raise a brow, concerned.

"Life's weird like that." She doesn't seem to care, shrugging. "Bu~t... Now that I know I'm older than you-."

Raiju suddenly appears next to her. "If you call him 'Mandarin-chan', not even the gods will be able to hold me back from punching you in the nose, Sumireko, lest the market goddess not do it first." And then he disappears.

...What.

Sumi blinks in surprise, before imitating that she's writing it on her palm. "...Okay, mental reminder to never call you that name made, and threat received and acknowledged. I know for a fact I can still feel pain in the Dream World."

Okay... "Yeah, uh. Don't call me that. It's... annoying, to say the least."

"Yeah, I get it. Being called a fruit probably doesn't sit well. Actually, are you sure you're just gay? I thought you would've been fine either way with someone." Sumi asks a question. "...If so, then you really are fruity."

"Stop." I stare at her hard, then sigh. "...But, yeah, I go either way. I go any way actually, I don't mind."

"And that's another mental note to keep you away from any kitchens, let all of my frying pans be the last victim." Sumi makes a bad joke, but a joke which is surprisingly funny nonetheless.

I settle for exhaling in disappointment, with a slight tinge of amusement. Somehow. "So, uh... you seem familiar with Gensokyo, anyway. Also you mentioned that you saw the flood incident."

"Well, yeah, I've been here before, to answer the first part." Sumi nods once, then goes slightly awkward. "...My first trip ah... I might've caused a teeny-tiny bit of trouble by spreading some urban legends around through some balls. I got trapped at one point but then I went home. And uh... you know how I mentioned Raiju being like a doppelganger, right?"

"...Uh-huh." I nod slowly. "Did you do something wrong?"

"I may or may not have a doppelganger in Gensokyo. Who I may or may not share all of my memories. Who may or may not have teamed up with my dream self, who may or may not have been trying to kill me." She just said 'may or may not' four times. "So I may or may not have teamed up with Doremy to handle all that stuff." Nevermind, five times. "But it's all fine now! I... I think."

"You think." I stare at her blankly.

"Look, I don't remember what the hell happened. Something happened in the Dream World and... someone helped me, I think. I don't remember much about them outside of that though." She rubs her head. "Doremy didn't sound like she knew what the hell I was talking about when I asked her though, which is... uh... weird."

"Okay..." I stretch slightly. "...Is the doppelganger still in Gensokyo?"

"Yeah, I just asserted my dominance over it and it's being a good fake now." Sumi nods once, chaotically grinning. "You'll probably see her if you hang around Kourindou enough."

What. "Kourindou?"

"Kind of this shop place where a bunch of stuff from the outside world is sold. Shopkeeper's a half-youkai called Rinnosuke. The doppelganger helps out sometimes, I think. Pretty sure he wasn't born in Gensokyo either."

How many guys is that now that I know of, anyway...? Kolar, Curo, that one guy from the village, um... Nero, Rujo, this Rinnosuke guy... Raiju, Jack because he exists according to Hecatia and Doremy, um...

I know this sounds strange, but part of me doubts that Futo and Mokou are girls. I know Trish wants to be known as a girl, but she's also a guy. Mokou just... reminds me of Trish, she's pretty masculine in terms of build and figure. Futo, on the other hand, reminds me of myself, but the other way around. Her clothes and physique, much like Mokou's, is what making me doubt the both of them on that front.

...Anyways. "Sounds like an interesting place. Where is it?"

"In the Forest of Magic. It's uh... on the path towards Hakurei Shrine, if you leave the village through the uh... the gate that leads to the shrine. It's on a turn on the path, I'm pretty sure." Sumi gives me rough directions to follow for later. "Tell Kourin I sent you, he'll probably understand... if he's not reading a book or eyeing the things he has in stock."

"Got it." I click my tongue, before bringing up another topic. "I have a shield by the way. It can change shape and forms when I want it to."

"Really? Huh. If you meet my doppelganger, you uh... you mind showing it to her? Obviously you don't have it in the Dream World." Sumi humbly requests. "I mean, it sounds unique, but I'm not gonna believe it until I see it."

"Well, it's real, and if I see her - you - I'll show it off. It's... strange." I glance at my arm which usually has Aegis on it. It's not on because, well, I'm asleep without it on in the real world. That's probably why.

"Okay, cool, I'll keep an eye out for it later, if you run into her." Sumi grins, nodding. "I mean, a shapeshifting shield? Definitely occult."

"I guess so." I adjust my-. Oh, right, no hat. Forgot that part. Oops.

Giving me a weird look for the motions for adjusting a hat that isn't there, Sumi decides to bring up something else. "You know, another word for doppelganger is an impostor."

...I start giving her a very dry stare. "Don't think about it."

Raiju's suddenly behind her, only this time, Doremy's there too. Sumi doesn't seem aware that they're there...

"Don't think about what?" She feigns confusion. I can tell she's faking that part too. "Why, Rajime, all I'm saying is that there is an impostor among us-."

"Like ya cut, pal." Raiju, with zero hesitation upon hearing that-

BAM!

-very loudly slaps her on the back of the head with audible force.

"Aaagh!" Sumi reels over in pain. I-. How hard did Raiju just slap her head. "O-Ow...! Okay, yeah, noted, that n-never was funny..."

"It was never funny because of peer pressure, actually." Doremy decides to chime in with her own opinion. Then, she turns to Raiju. "...Also, you said it wrong."

"...I did?" He scratches his cheek.

"Yes, it goes like this." She turns to Sumi, who's kneeling on the floor. Doremy raises her hand, puts on a very bad fake accent, and... "I like your cut, G."

Smack!

Then she nonchalantly slapped Sumi on the back of the head, with what I swore was more force than what Raiju put out.

"O-Ooo~w! Why'd you do it again?!" Sumi begins rubbing the back of her head frantically. "Once was enough, damn it...!"

"You were thinking about saying it again." Doremy points out, her voice going back to normal.

...I decide to speak up. "Please never put that accent on again. Also stop physically abusing Sumi, even if she did deserve it this one time."

"Whah?!" Sumi turns to me, presumably surprised I'm fine with it this once. 

"Mmm, very well." Doremy nods, looking aside. "Those types of videos never caught my interest anyway, outside of brief amusement."

"That's all they're good for, actually..." Calming down, Sumi stands up, taking her hat off to keep rubbing her head whilst pointing at the baku-alter ego duo. "Felt like you both cracked my skull or something..."

"I am a master of brute force." Raiju simply shrugs in response, whilst Doremy just smiles smugly. "You would be surprised, friend. I beat up an alien princess and a fish man, whilst humiliating a water spirit."

"You mean we did." I correct him.

"Uh, no, I was in control when I beat up Rujo, and you ran away from Tyra until the lightning strike." Raiju grins.

"...We're the same person." I deadpan.

"Fair." He thinks on it, dropping his grin.

"Sheesh, you two're really uh..." Sumi looks between me and Raiju.

"My name is Gustavo." Raiju starts smiling. Raiju, no. "But you can call me-."

"Ah, no, nice try, mister." Sumi wags her finger, cutting him off. "Rajime already told me who you are, Raiju." She then smirks, placing a hand on my shoulder.

"...Damn it." Raiju slouches his shoulders.

"Though, you certainly are far more unique than I first thought, especially considering how I had Raiju here explain the circumstances of being able to be here." Doremy glances at me. "Splendid job on resolving such an incident on that scale, by the way. Gunait's ability does seem interesting, speaking as someone who manipulates and eats dreams. Her being able to cause exhaustion and nightmares is concerning, since it upsets the natural balance of someone's internal clock, but it is an intriguing topic nonetheless. I have heard of the Astralians, I've just never interacted with them, as I've never had a need to."

"Uh... an Australian?" Sumi furrows her brows.

"No, an Astralian. Remove the 'u'." I tell her, gently removing her hand from my shoulder since she didn't for some reason. "They're... star people made from stardust, I think. They try to protect Earth from alien threats. Keyword try. Tyra's one of them, she's their princess, and they have a queen called Aquamine. Apparently they're very innovative and intricate."

"Said princess has a freaking trident which turns into the Masamune." Raiju also decides to point that out. "...Plus they can absorb things! Or people! Either that or they act as a sentient bubble which can let someone breathe in space. Hell if I know how that works."

"...Right. Okay, sure." Sumi seems skeptical. "Is this Tyra woman in Gensokyo still?"

"She's in space, I think. She's associating with the Goddess of Hell to get her a court with Aquamine, last I checked." I decide to not mention Hecatia outright in front of Sumi. "But I don't know what about."

"...Ah. Gotcha." She nods, understanding. "Anyways, uh... You mentioned a fish guy. Did this Tyra and Rujo person cause that flood incident?"

"Yes, but there was also a third. A water spirit, or an undine, called Mizu... Undine." I still can't believe that's actually Mizu's name, even before she drowned and became a water spirit. "Those three caused the immense rain and flooding. Me and a few others beat them up because we couldn't talk it out. That and Tyra provoked me, kind of."

"Oh. That's why you actually fought back." Raiju snorts. "Yeah, thought you weren't this 'overflowing person who wouldn't hurt a fly', or a pacifist."

"Actually, being a pacifist necessarily doesn't mean you don't fight at all." Doremy points out. "Some people are pacifists because they spare people, not kill them or do bad things to them. Just roughing up someone a tiny bit doesn't make you a genocidal maniac."

"Unless if your name is Yuuka Kazami." Raiju decides to bring up Yuuka. "Deceptively serene and docile, until you end plants, then she ends your life."

"...Yes, Kazami is like that, but she's not a pacifist. She's a youkai, she's just docile and well-mannered." Doremy sighs.

"I've uh... always steered clear of the sunflower place. It's bad news if the flower lady isn't interested in you or if you aren't a fairy or major youkai. Or an immortal." Sumi pushes her glasses up. "Like Mokou, because she can just set literally everything there on fire."

...That's weirdly specific. "Has that ever happened before?" I ask, slightly worried.

"Once, I think." Sumi thinks on it. "Then again, the details behind that aren't important."

"Mmm. Didn't you catch Kazami's interest, at one point?" Doremy asks me. Oh, right.

"...Yeah. I don't know if I ever want to go back to the Garden of the Sun." I look down at the ground...

"I take back what I said. You're both lucky and unlucky." Sumi awkwardly grins at me, before giving me a soft pat on the back. "But anyways, ah... You mentioned this Rujo guy. Who's he? I know he caused the incident, you confirmed that much, but~... No clue who he is."

"He's a nix." I tell her outright. "...A shapeshifting water youkai. He was a human at one point, since his father's a human. Rujo's also really angry all of the time, he uh... has some serious anger issues. Mizu is sort of like his companion and his voice of reason at the same time, or so I think."

"Oh, so Mamizou if she was a fish man." Sumi, I have no idea who this 'Mamizou' is, but alright, I guess.

"...He can also make people drown from their liquids!" Raiju casually brings up THAT aspect.

"...Graphic! Yet neat! Very cool to know!" Sumi nods, smiling.

"Yes, that aside, he... has issues with his father. Who was coincidentally with me to resolve the incident. His name's Nero, his father that is." I bring up Nero. "He uh... He has a non-lethal flintlock that shoots danmaku, apparently. Not that I've seen him use it yet, but he has it."

"...A monk... with a gun." Sumi repeats. "That is... somehow the weirdest thing I have ever heard up to this point."

"He's a good man, however." Doremy decides to chime in... "Or so I can gather from his dreams." Then she looks at me. "...You went to Hell earlier, didn't you?"

"...What the hell did you do?" Sumi has an incredulous look on her face.

"Nothing. Knowing the literal devil, as in Lucifer or Satan, has its ups and downs." Seriously. Shonin is really, really weird. "...I did meet a creator god though, so that's fun."

"We also know how to use magic. Or more like he knows. Fear us." Raiju jumps in to bring up the fact I can use magic, albeit weakly, through Aegis-Creation and Misumaru's efforts.

"Wait, for real?" Sumi begins grinning. "You've gotta show me that too!"

Okay, before the list of things to show her keeps piling on... "I'll show you later, just like with Aegis. Uh..." I turn to Doremy. "It's fine if we keep meeting like this every now and then, right?"

"Just before you meet with your sister and friend? Yes, I can arrange this too." Doremy nods once, then turns to Sumi. "...You caught that, yes?"

"Yeah, I know. Uh... We need a specific time though." Sumi snaps her fingers. "What time do you usually go to sleep?"

"...If the gods do not decide to make me pass out for no reason, then usually ten in the evening, sometimes eleven." I tell her. "So basically a healthy sleep schedule for an adult."

"Rajime, you're eighteen, you can drink coffee-... Actually, do they even have coffee in Gensokyo?" Sumi furrows her brows at Doremy.

"Mmm, not that I know of." Doremy comments. "Everyone usually drinks tea. Not to say I don't have dream coffee, though, its properties are quite good as it helps to keep me focused through particularly long nights, as even I have to sleep, after all."

"...Huh. Maybe drink hot water or something-. Actually, Doremy, why don't you let him have some of that dream coffee stuff? Can I have some too?" Sumi starts asking Doremy for dream coffee.

"...Perhaps." Doremy remains vague. "Check your kitchen when you wake up." Then she turns to me. "Check your bag later, too. And on that note..." She turns back to Sumi. "It's morning. It's time for you to go."

"Daw." She looks down. "There's still things I wanna ask, but... ah well. Can't argue with the Dream World's boss. Doppelganger can always ask for me."

"Yes, it can. Now... please wake up." She waves her free hand at Sumi-.

Poof!

Sumi poofs out of existence in a comical-looking cloud of lavender dust.

"Huh. You can eject people from dreams?" Raiju tilts his head.

"Usami's sleep schedule is a trainwreck. It took some effort just to get her to sleep correctly for just this one night." Doremy comments. "...A disaster I have to try and reason with even outside of this, mind you. You need to leave too."

"Fu-." Raiju's about to swear-.

Poof!

Doremy has dismissed him, leaving just me and her.

"Now that they're gone... Can I be entirely honest with you, Rajime?" Doremy asks me a question...?

"Go ahead." I stretch slightly.

"You're a very nice person." She smiles genuinely instead of smugly. "You put others before yourself. That is a commendable feat, however..." Her face lowers slightly. "...Are you feeling stressed, at all? You can tell me, you know, I won't tell anyone. This stays between us."

"Am... I feeling stressed?" I pause, stopping midway through a stretch to stare at her, then think about it, going back to my usual posture... 

I... I don't know, really. Raiju being here is... one thing, but everything else on top of that... I was forced to go to Hell over something I had no control over. Finally figuring out how to use magic reliably took a lot out of me, fighting Tyra was another thing entirely because she had the intent to practically kill me if I didn't meet her standards...

The whole... Ability Card incident might have been something else entirely, too. That was my first genuine incident and I felt... useless at the time, kind of. Of course, I met Chima through it, but... then I got a job at Sannyo's den as a bookmaker, so that's my thing from now on.

"...Rajime." Doremy catches my attention. "I get this is an... abrupt question, and a hard one at that, but... I want to know. I'm not being concerned out of goodwill, you consider me a friend, don't you? I consider you such too, you know, as you're someone I can genuinely talk to whilst doing my duties."

I consider her a friend...? I-... Yeah, she's right, I do. "Mhm..." I take a deep breath. "There's just been... so much happening since I got here. I've just not had a chance to properly sit down and take a break. If I'm not doing something, I'm training with Misumaru. If not that, Junko's arranged something with Shonin. And if not that, I'm dragged into an incident to help fix it. And if not that, then there's always something-."

"I understand." She stops me from going further, taking a firm hold of my hand with her own. "You are stressed, then. You should genuinely take the day off, tomorrow, feeling so much stress without a chance for recreation can lead to illness, you know. You'll worry yourself sick if you don't. Trust me. I'm not the yama, I'm not a philosopher either. I'm just... a friend, who's trying to look out for you."

"...Thanks, Doremy." I sit down, as she sits beside me, still holding my hand. 

"No, no, there's no need to thank me. I'm just doing what's sensible." She chuckles to herself. "Still... You're stressed about things you don't have any control over, is that right?"

"Yeah... There's just so much stuff that's happened, most of it behind my back, that I've been forced to get involved with." I look at my knees, then close my eyes. "You... know Shonin, right? I think she's responsible for most of it. Junko and Hecatia, too. I know they're trying to look out for me, but... I'm my own person. Misumaru at least insisted that I should take tomorrow as a day of rest, so she cares about what I want. Probably because she knows my ancestors."

"Mmm, that is true. Tamatsukuri knew your ancestors, so she knew how you would like to go about things. Shirogane is the same." Doremy decides to bring up Akane...? I mean, I know that she knew my ancestors, but why bring her up now...?

"Why bring up Akane...?" I ask her.

"...Shirogane is a very enigmatic person. Most of the information I could gather on her are lies. Very well-crafted lies, yet in those lies, there are some truths. She cheated death through the help of two of your ancestors. A man by the name of Majiranir and a woman called Jill. Jill was a Naga herself, as was Majiranir, though they're very old ones. I believe they're still alive, albeit somewhere where I can't reach them. Even their dreams aren't accessible to me, which is... odd." Doremy tilts her head. "Still, Shirogane. She's handled children before, this much I learned from what she revealed to you about her past, especially regarding her and Junko. So it's no surprise she knows what someone as young as you would want. She does have good intentions regarding you, I even asked her in a dream recently, she merely... doesn't know how to show those intentions, as she's not handled someone so young in such a long time. The closest thing she had was Kudamaki, who's now with you, obviously."

"Huh..." Has it really been that long since Akane's... been so involved with such a young person in a carer-like way...? Then again, she was sickeningly sweet to me, and underneath that, I swore she was hiding an intention... Maybe she actually was being genuine. She's definitely an interesting figure, especially since she most definitely is Tamamo no Mae due to the constant changing of her identity.

"Rajime, can I ask you a question? You don't have to answer it if you want." Doremy asks me, to which I nod at, still looking at my knees. "...You're still using your parents as your primary motivator, aren't you?"

...I pause. "I... I am?"

"You never let go of that day even once, have you? What day was it, again? The..." Doremy pauses, realising something. "...thirty-first of August...? Isn't that-."

"My birthday. Yeah. I know." I grimace. "It's a cruel reminder and a cruel coincidence. That's why I've never forgetten it."

"Talk about a black birthday..." She sighs. "Rajime, you need to move on from that. Constantly keeping that event close to your chest clearly isn't doing your mental state any favours. Act on what you want to do, not what your parents would want you to be. I am interpreting your actions to be done based on what your parents think you should do, yes?"

...I stay silent. I don't say anything. I just stare at the water. That seems to give Doremy her answer as she frowns. "A yes would suffice, Rajime. What would Tenkyuu say, if she saw you like this?"

"Chima...?" I tense up slightly. "Chima would... She wouldn't like to see me in this state."

"And you're in this state because of immense trauma from your childhood." The tapir squeezes my hand tightly. "It's causing you so much stress and everything else you've gone through as of ending up in Gensokyo hasn't done that stress any favours. Take a break. Limit yourself. Don't... overwork yourself to the point you feel horrible inside. It's not a good feeling. You have people who care about you, think about them. What of your sister?"

"Trish..." I pause. "Trish is strong. She's stronger than I am, but she cares about me a lot. I know that..." I take a deep breath. "She'd want me... to do what I want, too. She always let me choose what I wanted to do."

"Exactly. I believe I've given you more than sufficient food for thought." She smiles. "You're strong, Rajime. You're stronger than you let on yourself. You know this, too, you can contend with extremely powerful youkai such as Rujo and Tyra. You know how to bargain with those you can't even think of fighting, such as Kazami. You know how to make the strongest of youkai interested in you, such as with Himemushi and Shameimaru. You can work with the gods, like Tenkyuu, Haniyasushin, Lapislazuli, and Tamatsukuri. You know how to relate with those who've suffered with loss, like Nero, Junko, and Tenkyuu. You've given Melancholy a purpose, so to speak, as you've changed her entire view on humanity in a single day. You've been to Hell and back. You have an immensely unique ability, to create any essence or element. No god or deity, no, nobody in this land and beyond more like, can do such a thing these days. That ability can make others afraid, but it can inspire devotion, bravery, and motivation. All of those make you special compared to anybody else, Rajime." Then, she pulls me into a hug. "Never forget that, either. You're you, you always will be, nobody can change that. And consider, you can most likely word your way out of being forced to do something, you've clearly shown charisma, you don't recognise it is all."

...

That's... a lot of information. I get what she means though...

She loosens her grip to place her hands on my shoulders, then looks me straight in the eyes. "...Do you understand?"

"I..." I take a deep breath, then finally make eye contact with her. "...I do. I know I'm strong, I just... don't want to hurt anyone. I'm always aware that my actions have consequences, it's just... predicting those consequences is the hard part. It makes you paranoid, I don't want to bring anybody else pain because of my actions."

Doremy sighs, then her smile picks up again. "Your attitude isn't faltering in the slightest, but you are acknowledging what I say and you're considering it, instead of locking up and ignoring me." Her eyes keep direct line of sight with mine. "You're mature, Rajime. A lot more mature than you think. Just know that if you ever need to talk about a sensitive topic like this, I'll be here when you need me the most. If you need a shoulder to lean on, I'm here. Think of me as a sister when Trish isn't around. How does that sound?"

"That... sounds nice. Thank you, Doremy." I look away, smiling warmly.

"We made a deal." Her smile only grows. "And I intend to keep my word. You should do the same. You and I both benefit from it after all... I'm sure Sagume won't mind this either, even if the Lunarians frown down upon humans for their supposed impurity. I'm not particularly sure about that ideology, as not everything has to be perfect. Imperfection is superior than perfection, as the imperfect can grow."

"I get that much." I nod once. Being imperfect definitely does give you an edge to the perfectionists. Being imperfect means you can enjoy life how you want, at your own pace, grow at the speed you want. Growing's important in life, after all. "But uh... I should probably wake up soon, right...?"

"Yes, you're right. Go, greet the new day with a refreshed outlook." Doremy places a hand on the side of my head and-...

 


 

In the next instant, my eyes shoot wide open. I'm... at Junko's home. I'm in my-. Our room. Mine and Chima's room, since she's staying here. I don't sit up right away, but I do gently, carefully moving Chima's head to the pillow. Just so I don't disturb her.

...Honestly, sharing a bed with someone you're close with is nice. It's warmer and it's cosier, or maybe that's a psychological effect.

"The hell did Doremy talk to you about?" Raiju's also there, curious, but... That's to stay between me and Doremy. You don't need to know. "Rajime."

Look-. Before you say it, I know we're the same person, but we both have our secrets. Plus... it's sensitive.

"Ah, what the hell, fair." Thanks for understanding.

Anyways... "Mma~h..." I stretch slightly. I might as well wake up now, since Doremy did eject me from the Dream World.

My eyes trail down to Chima, who's... still sleeping. Hmm.

...

It's... peaceful. Very quiet. It's moments like this where you can just... unwind and unpack everything. Where you can just take a breather and chill. I've got someone who cares about me, someone who loves me at that, I love her back, and...

...Hah. It's satisfying, to say the very least. I lower a hand to run through her hair with it. Her fluffy, blue hair, sometimes white in some patches.

Said patches look like clouds. Her hair reminds me of the inside of her cape, honestly. It's a nice little pattern she's got going on-...

Wait, the cloud-like spots move. They actually are clouds.

...Huh. Never noticed that.

But, still, I don't get... why Megumu would even betray Chima like that to begin with. If I were Chima, I'd probably say Megumu betrayed her out of fear for Chima's influence over the Ability Cards, since they did both kickstart the incident to begin with...

...Well, whilst I've got the time, I may as well write some new things down in Gensopedia. I didn't get a chance to before, since I... passed out before I could. I notice my bag nearby, so I gently and carefully reach over for it, as to not disturb Chima, then rummage around inside-...

I feel money in here. I reach in, then pull out... how much is this exactly? I-. Wait, this is one-hundred-and-fifty thousand. That's what Sannyo paid me. Junko probably slipped it in when I passed out.

...Gambling does pay after all, huh.

Anyways, I take out Gensopedia. Once I have it, I place my bag down, take Gensopedia close, then start writing. Hmm... Doremy, Rujo, Mizu, Nero... They're on my mind right now. Tyra, too, so is Keiki, Mayumi, um... Misumaru. I might as well update Hecatia's whilst I'm at it... There's also whoever Sagume is, Sumi, um... Raiju. Futo and Ichirin too... There's also Joon and Shion, Curo, Shonin, Aya, Dezain, Hatate...

Even Auresh, Chijo, and Sathona are up there, even if I've barely interacted with the three. Momoyo is too, I guess.

I do also make a quick note of the... development between me and Chima. I want to remember how special she is and what she means to me. If it's in here, I'll never forget. Hopefully.

...There's also Jack, whoever he really is. He's in Hell, apparently. That's all I know.

Simply put, there's a lot of people to write about. I've got all morning to catch up on things though.

Hmm... I wonder what others are up to...? I start writing anyway...

 


Meanwhile... (Auresh POV)

 

...That... was a strange feeling of disembodiment, just then. It was as if my soul was not... fully intact. Yet, now it is.

The preparations for the banquet are going well. Dezain-chan came by... how long ago now was it? Yesterday? The day before? She came by to interview me for her paper nonetheless. I allowed her, of course, I'm particularly keen on her determination.

...Although, Sathona kept what she did to that poor girl a secret from me. She kept a secret. From ME. Her SISTER. Nobody should do such things to a youth like Sathona did, nobody! If I were not her sister, and if I had not learnt restraint from prior events, I would have slaughtered her right there on the spot for those transgressions!

Grrh... Damned familial relationships. They complicate things between us far too often. Sathona is responsible for the way Dezain-chan acts nowadays and I intend to set the record straight for my family name and fix this blemish my sister has left.

...This banquet may be a step towards such. We've sourced food and drink from all over Gensokyo. Sake, sweet potatoes, mochi, all of it. My Tarnished are particularly efficient and this is why I am so protective of them. They know how to get things done and they know how to do it right.

have invited many noteworthy figures. The sages, for one. The Hakurei, for another. I avoided sending invites to the Moriya to solely spite them so they're left out. I even invited the Buddhists. I invited Komeiji, her pets, and... I could have sworn she had a sister, but the name is lost on me. The Scarlet Devil, her sister, and the servants or residents of her manor. Ryoku-san, Stalhart-san, Weishe-san. I did extend an invitation to the Taoists, too, I believe. Those at Eientei also, I made sure Yagokoro was aware of my invitation, if not Houraisan. All of the tengu from Youkai Mountain will be attending, Tenma is too prideful to not force all tengu to attend. My two sisters, Sathona and Shivu will be attending, even if I will be having stern words with Sathona later.

...Yes, all but the Moriya. I'm willing to accept everyone but them here. They are not welcome on my hill, though I suppose I cannot fault their maiden too much. I don't believe Kochiya has any control over what her gods do, she just does what they want her to do. A pity, such wasted potential that is.

But, regardless, many will attend. It's courtesy and respectful to accept, honourable too. I did extend an invite to Rajime-san also through the usage of this... strange device that Matara gave to me.

...It's too small to fit in my hand, honestly. But it is quite fascinating. Perhaps I should consider hiring out the services of some kappa in the near future, they do seem quite innovative with what they can craft in those little hands of theirs. Perhaps Kawashiro would be so kind as to indulge me...? I may make a personal visit out by myself, without Chijo-chan.

Still, for right now, I am overseeing the preparations for the banquet. I am ensuring they do this with the utmost caution and safety. Even though the Tarnished are free from their worldly chains, they still feel pain. They can even be killed if they aren't careful. They're naive that their newfound freedom makes them invulnerable, especially the more recent ones. That hubris will catch up with them very quickly. Not my Chijo-chan however. She's clever. Very clever.

"Lady Auresh." Speaking of who, Chijo-chan walks up to me, dropping to a kneel.

"...At ease my dear." I turn to her as she stands up straight. Her loose clothing flutters in the wind of the settlement's open space. "Were you successful in that excursion of yours?"

"Yes, milady." Chijo-chan nods, placing her hands calmly into her pockets. "I had tailed Ayatsuri-san at a distance, just like you and Inochi-san requested. Stalhart-san joined me in this outing also, so we could glean what we could from Ayatsuri-san. I am pleased to inform you that it is exactly as you thought. Ayatsuri-san relies on the things that other people tells her and that peer pressure is mostly what drives her to act. She's akin to a puppet, milady. Just a very human puppet."

"Wonderful." I nod once, confidently smiling. "Grand work, Chijo-chan. Arrange a meeting with Ryoku-san later, then we may go from there regarding the amnesiac."

"Of course, Lady Auresh." Chijo-chan nods once, before drifting away from me to go wind down from her outing.

...Hmm. I turn back to oversee the operations, gripping my hands firmly on the railings of the platform I am on. It's more akin to the balcony of my own home, really. It gives me an excellent view of all the ongoing construction and preparation work what-not. We have thought of everything, a canopy in case if it rains again, fire pits in case if it's too cold, everything. None of this is temporary, either, it's all staying. Just in case if anybody would like a late night stroll through our village at night.

After all, a good queen must listen to her subjects. That is how things are in a monarchy.

...

Perhaps a visit to Yakumo is in order at some point. Then again, she'll be attending the banquet tomorrow, if she's not hibernating. Such a tempermental omnipresent gap woman, she is.

 


Meanwhile... (Reimu POV)

 

...All of that rain was definitely annoying. Then it just disappeared and I wasn't even given a chance to investigate it. Who even resolved that? Probably Sanae, if I had to guess, because it definitely wasn't Marisa. I mean, we were both at Trish's bar throughout the entirety of that flood.

Still, whoever caused that must've been powerful enough to pose a threat to everything like that... Then again, it got fixed in the end, so why do I care? As long as they don't do it again and I don't have to bother, I'm pretty much fine with letting it slide, just this once.

"He~y, Reimu!" Speaking of annoyances, Aya bursts through the shrine doors, nearly tearing the door off its hinges. Ugh.

"What do you want." I look at her. "If it's to buy your paper, I'm not falling for that ghost trick again."

"Well-." She pauses, before sighing. "...Yeah, that's entirely why I was here. But I got something legit this time!"

"Uh-huh." I'm not even listening, I'm just staring at the kotatsu top.

"Oh, wow. You don't care. Nothing new there." Aya interprets my unbothered expression correctly.

"Yes, I don't care about the Bunbunmaru. Kindly get out." I don't look up.

"So~... You don't want information about that whole rain incident, then?" Aya begins to leave. "Okay, bye then~."

I-. Wait, what? I look back up just before she actually leaves. "Wait, you were there?"

"Well, duh, obviously." She rolls her eyes as if that was obvious. "I helped to fix it."

...

"What happened?" I reluctantly ask her for information.

"Glad you asked!" Aya begins grinning, strolling over to the kotatsu before taking a seat. "Well, Reimu, you're probably thinking Sanae fixed the incident. She didn't. None of the usual people did, actually. So, not that maid, not that half-ghost, not Sanae, not uh... that one rabbit from the bamboo place, and definitely not you or Marisa."

"...It wasn't one of the usual people...?" I furrow my brows. "That's... new. That means there's someone else out there determined enough to keep Gensokyo in balance, probably for their own reasons."

"Yeah, so you know that whole Ability Card nonsense that happened?" Aya tilts her head. "Tenkyuu helped to fix it too. So did that centipede woman."

"...Momoyo and Chimata were there? The first I get, she probably just wanted to beat someone up, but Chimata? Really?" I blink in surprise. I honestly didn't take Chimata as the type who'd do something like that...

"Yeah, and as I said, I was there, too." Aya casually smiles. That's the most unorthodox group ever. "There were~... also two humans with us, one was kinda tied to the incident a bit through one of the people who caused it, and the latter... well, you're not gonna guess who it was."

...Someone I wouldn't guess, plus they're a human...? "Was it Mokou?"

"Nope." Aya shakes her head. It wasn't Mokou? Then again, fire in rain never usually works. "Try again."

"Keine?" I tilt my head.

"Nah."

...That's... honestly the only people I can really think of. Kosuzu definitely can't do something like that and Akyuu absolutely can't either. So a human... Trish is a human, but she was at the bar when all of that went down and fixed itself. There's also that Kolar guy who showed up at Remilia's manor lately, but he was probably attending to Flandre, since he's apparently Flandre's butler.

Aya said it wasn't Sakuya or Sanae, so...

There's also Sumireko, but... I don't know about her.

Someone who's a human-...

...

Wait a minute. "Rajime?"

"Yeah, that guy." Aya nods. Wh-. How. "He's actually the one who beat up two of the three people behind that incident, too." What.

"...You're joking, right?" I blink at her. "The last time I saw Rajime, he had to rely on Alice and that was during that Ability Card incident."

"Nope. Okina was there too." Aya also brings up the fact Okina was involved. Of course Okina was involved. "...She actually sent her servants with him. Rajime's surprisingly popular with a lot of people, come to think of it. Pretty sure he's friends with that one doll. You know, uh, what's her name...?"

"Medicine?" I tilt my head. I remember her from the flower incident where Eiki showed up. Medicine was a nightmare to fight because of her manipulating so much poison.

"Yeah, her." Aya nods again. 

...

"How." I just ask outright. "Medicine hates humans."

"Not him, apparently." Aya shrugs, basically confirming she doesn't know either. "I think the puppeteer might have had something to do with it."

"Alice? Probably, Medicine probably would get along with Alice, come to think of it." I think about it some more. "Still, Okina was involved... how, exactly?"

"She convinced Rajime to go out and fix it. I'm not sure why she chose him specifically, either." Aya thinks about it. "Then again, that sage always was really unpredictable, especially when she did all that crap with the seasons."

"Oh, yeah, that." Ugh, I don't even want to remember that. It doesn't help how just before that, Joon and Shion were... doing whatever they were doing, and then before that, Junko invaded the Moon with purified Hell fairies. Those three incidents were particularly annoying. "Still, she sent Satono and Mai with him?"

"Yep." Aya nods. "I mean, I was there! Right there!"

"Okay... Who was the other human then? You said they were related to the incident...?" I tilt my head.

"Oh, yeah, that guy's a monk from Myouren Temple. Really weird group to look at." Aya fills me in a bit... I'm pretty sure her being in any group makes it weird. Aya, that is. Rajime fits in with... anything, really. Chimata fits any group that's serious, Momoyo's just an idiot, Satono and Mai are... themselves, I guess. The fact there was a monk there with Aya of all people says something. "He wouldn't tell me anything about the secret love life of Byakuren."

"...Can you tell me his name." I dryly stare at her. She always does this... 

"Oh, right, that guy's name was Nero Shi. He has a gun that shoots danmaku." Aya folds her arms. Okay... "You'll probably see him at Myouren Temple if you look closely enough. I mean, he was hanging out with the short Taoist and that uh... nyuudou user."

...Ichirin and Futo? Either this Nero's brave or stupid for hanging out with those two. Probably the latter.

"Alright. What about the people who caused the incident?" I decide to press her on that next.

"Right to business, huh?" Aya grins, to which I just bonk her on the head with my gohei. "Alright, alright, let's see... One of the culprits was Nero's son, Rujo."

Wait, what? "His son?" This is giving me Junko flashbacks again... "...Isn't Nero a human?"

"I can see where you're going with that, so lemme just say this." Aya raises a finger. "...Rujo's a youkai. Well-. Human gone youkai, but he chose to become a youkai. He's a shapeshifting water spirit."

"A human... that chose to become a youkai." This reminds me of that incident with the fortune teller all over again. I should probably seek him out to gauge whether or not I should exterminate Rujo later. I mean, that's unforgivable, but... Alice exists. So does Sodatsu, I guess. They were both humans who became magician youkai. I just...

...It's a complicated situation, let's leave it at that.

"Yuh-huh." Aya nods once. "Ne~xt up, there's another water spirit called Mizu Undine. She was uh... also a human at one point. But she was born in Gensokyo. She drowned because of fairies in Misty Lake then became an undine. Actually, she's the only undine, I think, because the water fairies overtook the position undines were originally in."

"A second one?" I tilt my head. It's not like I can just go out and exterminate Mizu, either, if she's the only undine in existence. Complications with the balance and all. It's not like she actively chose to become a youkai, either, fairies made her down according to Aya. Still... "Is the third also a human gone youkai?"

"Ah-. No. The third's a space princess." Aya corrects. Wh-.

"...A Lunarian princess?" I furrow my brows.

"Nope. Not a Lunarian. An Astralian. Big difference." Aya raises a finger. "Also she hates the Lunarians with a burning passion. She's called Tyra Gunait. She has a trident that turns into a sword, apparently."

An Astralian? "I... don't think I've ever heard of whatever those are before." I blink, staring at Aya.

"Yeah, they're space people. They live in space. Tyra's the princess but she's also the strongest Astralian in existence. She fought Rajime. Rajime won." Aya nods once.

"...Her people must be weak then if she lost to Rajime." I shrug.

"Ah-. No, Tyra really isn't weak. She said she's stronger than Rujo is. Who, mind you, is annoying, because he made me almost drown from my own liquids." Aya decides to bring up.

"I'm sorry, he made you what?" I raise my brows.

"Yeah, that's something he learned how to do, apparently." Aya doesn't seem to think anything of that. "Rajime also humiliated him, by the way. I'm not sure how the hell he beat Tyra, but... eh. Apparently he woke to some other side of himself called Raiju when thunder struck, or something. So, basically, Rajime and Raiju are the same person. Raiju can just abuse elements and essences to constantly create them, unlike Rajime who honestly can't unless pressured."

...

"Aya, you have ten seconds to take this seriously." I stare directly at her threateningly, raising my gohei.

"I'm not joking, though, it's the truth! You can go out and ask the centipede, Tenkyuu, hell even Tyra herself!" Aya starts flailing, leaning back.

She's... not joking. What the hell. Rajime was hiding something like that the entire time? He looks extremely passive and docile, too... He's definitely a human though, but... maybe he is somebody I should keep an eye on. Trish, too, because if Rajime can do that, Trish can definitely do something similar.

Then again, Trish keeps Suika out of the shrine if she's not at Geidontei. Actually, I'm not sure which bar Suika likes to go to more. Geidontei has a friendly yet civilised atmosphere, whilst in Outer Heaven, you're free to do whatever you want as long as you don't annoy Trish or Curo, but it's a lot more chaotic in there.

I know Marisa definitely prefers Outer Heaven. I prefer Geidontei. Less annoying.

"So... can I count on you to subscribe to the Bunbunmaru and not Hatate's or Dezain's paper?" Aya grins wryly at me.

"...That's if I had money to spend freely. And even then I'd probably buy other things." I deadpan.

"Darn. Thought this would've convinced you this time." Aya pouts, then realises something. "O~h, yeah, that reminds me. Auresh is throwing a banquet by the way. She probably invited you since she, you know, comes to your shrine a lot."

"Oh, right. Yeah, I'm going to that. I'm not complaining about free food." I do vaguely recall getting an invitation to something like that, at least...

...Auresh is weird. She comes by the shrine so much, it's like she has some kind of obsession. Pretty sure Dezain asked me about that, too, when she came around before to get information on Auresh...

"I mean, yeah, you wouldn't." Aya gives me a smarmy grin. "Tenma's forcing all of the tengu on Youkai Mountain to attend. Something about pride. I mean, I would've gone anyway. Apparently Auresh made this such a major thing, but she didn't invite the Moriya. So uh... Kanako isn't happy, I can confirm that much."

"Auresh hates the Moriya." I put that out there. "She wouldn't invite them even over her grave. But I think she just despises Kanako." I'm not too sure where Auresh actually stands when it comes to Suwako and Sanae, really. All I know is that Auresh makes it a point to say I'm far more reliable and trustworthy.

...I'm not sure whether to consider that a compliment or not from her of all people. She's like Yukari, but freakishly strong and strategic, probably even more strategic than Yukari is. That and she has an entire army of corrupted tengu at her whim, so part of me sort of is glad she thinks of me in a good way. There's also her pet, Chijo. And then there's her sister, Sathona, who I barely know anything about, Sathona sounds like a horrible person, so I don't want to bother with her.

Then again... Sathona reminds me vaguely of Megumu. A backstabbing high-ranking great tengu. Only difference is, Megumu sounds like a piece of paper when compared to Sathona. Sathona's apparently been manipulating for... centuries.

"Y'know, yeah, that is true." Aya brings a hand to her chin. "Do you think Auresh just wants the power of the Hakurei on her side, should she ever need it?"

"...I can't really say much about that." I shake my head, sighing. "I don't want to offend Auresh, either, she actually donates to the shrine like a sane person would. She's a usual houseguest at this point, so I let her in even when she isn't donating something. When she doesn't, she always donates double next time. Something about her honour or whatever. You know what's weird, though? She doesn't like Suika. I figured they would, since they're both obnoxiously powerful in their own right."

"Huh. That is weird. Auresh is a person who admires strength and bravery. I mean, I'd know, after all." Aya looks down for a brief moment. What's that supposed to mean?

"Hold on, you'd know?" I raise a brow.

"...Auresh took care of me once when I was young. I originally told Rajime that because he wouldn't stop asking me how I knew Auresh and vice-versa. As it turns out, Kudamaki told him, that backstabbing fox." Aya actually scowls.

"Aren't you always backstabbing people though?" I raise my brow further.

"Well-. That was in the past. I'm as honest as can be these days!" Pouting, Aya looks away. 

"Sure you are." She definitely isn't. Still, Tsukasa told Rajime that? "Isn't Tsukasa Megumu's pet or something? Why'd she tell Rajime that?"

"That's... a good question, actually." Aya blinks. She didn't think to ask him that? Rajime must have his way with words if he's able to get Aya to not question something. "Damn, I should've asked him why she told him that... Ah well, we made a deal, he'll answer my questions sooner or later."

"You made a deal with him?" I'm... slightly worried about that, because knowing Aya, she'd definitely make it so that only she benefits from it. Journalists are annoying like that.

"Yeah. He'd give me information on incidents he gets involved with, or whatever happens in his life since he's pretty much best buds with the market god and the centipede." Aya brings up the fact Rajime's friends with Chimata. Oh. Okay. That's new. But Momoyo? "That and he's involved with Okina." Oh, right, that part too. "...Plus he's a human working at a youkai gambling den."

"Sannyo's?" I fold my arms.

"Yep. He does card stuff, apparently. I went and asked one of the other bookmakers there about him." She smiles neutrally. "Plus he actually complimented me, unlike some people, so I'm sort of inclined to at least humour him. I mean, in exchange for him giving me information, I'd make sure he's allowed on Youkai Mountain at literally any time of day, if he needs to go up there for some reason."

"...And you're sure you aren't manipulating him?" I decide to ask her outright.

"...Reimu." Aya looks at me like I'm stupid. "Would I ever do that?"

"Yes. Yes you would." I shake my head. "Aya, I've known you for... however long now, I know for a fact you definitely would manipulate someone to get info. You manipulated me into believing there was a new type of ghost just to get your paper to sell."

"Wo~w. You never forgot that, huh?" She grins. "Well, yeah, you're right, I would. Not this time though! This is one hundred percent genuine!"

"...And how's Rajime supposed to rely on you letting him onto Youkai Mountain?" I decide to ask her about that part next.

"I'll hear his voice on the wind, probably." Aya shrugs. Oh, right, she can do that. I don't even know how she does that nor do I want to know. "By the way, did you know his favourite colour of underwear is rainbow?"

...I turn to her. "Did he genuinely tell you that?"

"Well, I took some creative liberties, since all he told me when I asked him that was 'blargle'. That and I went off what 'blargle' apparently looks like." Aya reveals. Oh, so Rajime didn't say that. Well, that's smart of him to do. "I think someone tried to make me forget I even wrote that, probably Mizu or Okina, but I wrote it down faster than they could stop me. So I know that all the time now."

I just... sigh, then look at the door of the shrine. At least Aya closed it behind her... It's cold outside, but that's probably because of all the rain from yesterday.

Mmm... I wonder what other people are doing.

 


Meanwhile... (Rajime POV)

 

So, needless to say, I wrote a lot down in Gensopedia. I-...

...

Okay, that weird feeling came back for a brief moment. I keep feeling that every now and then and I have no idea what that is.

Still, um...

Yeah. I wrote a lot in Gensopedia.

"Your handwriting looks a lot better than usual, Rajime. I mean, look at when you first wrote on me compared to right now." Chima's got her head leaning on my shoulder, with one arm around my side, as she watches me write, with her other hand pointing to the old and new handwriting. 

"I guess I just... wasn't used to writing as much on paper until recently." I skim through Gensopedia. I've just written down a bunch of information about, well, everyone. If I ever need to revisit it, it's there.

...Apparently Dezain wrote an article on me, by the way. I had no idea. Chima originally got a copy of the draft from Dezain and forgot to show it to me until now. Probably because we were, you know, busy with Rujo, Mizu, and Tyra, and then I went to Hell because of Shonin.

"Mhm, but the amount of detail you write is nice." Chima smiles, hugging my side some more. "Actually, the quality between you and Dezain seems similar, and Dezain's a genuine journalist, unlike Shameimaru. You both make notes of what you know for certain."

"Really?" I close Gensopedia, since we're both lying down in bed right now.

"Yes, really. You could pass for an author, you know..." She boops my nose with her finger. Then she realises something. "Oh! Maybe we could get Tsumugi-san involved at our next market! Do you think she would be up for something like that?"

"She might be." I don't know Aikido all that well, but maybe she would. She seems kind enough.

"If you're wondering, yes, yes I would." Aikido suddenly just appears in the corner. Wh-. How long's she been there?! The corner itself looks really dark for literally no reason at all. 

"W-Whaha?!" Chima flails, hitting her head aginst mind on accident in the process as she sits up at the same time I do too. Ow... "Nnh... S-Sorry, Rajime, I-... Tsumugi-san? How'd you get in here...?"

"The shadows, clearly." Aikido gestures behind herself. "...I'm not intruding on anything... indecent, am I? Actually-." She looks at me and Chima closer. "...Are you two dating? Is that why you're in the same futon?"

"N-No, we're just-!" Chima shoots up, panicked, but I raise my hand.

"Hey, Chima, it's alright if Aikido knows." I look at Aikido. "She's a friend of Junko's. She won't tell anyone. I think."

"Yes, you're quite right, Rajime." The shadow-bound author takes a seat at my desk. "Quite the quaint living space. I vaguely remember staying in here once, back when I was far more active. I was... also passed out drunk at the time, but nonetheless, good memories." She sighs wistfully, before looking back at me. "But, yes, I won't tell anyone. And if someone finds out, you know who tells them. Also you just confirmed you two are dating."

"O-Oh, alright..." Chima breathes a sigh of relief. "My apologies for... freaking out like that." Then she turns to me, concerned. "I didn't bash your head too hard, did I...?"

"Nah, I'm fine." I rub the side of my head where she bonked mine. "It tingles, but that's it, really."

"Hm, hm, you two definitely do seem like a good match for one another." Aikido considers. "...I'm not too keen on topics like love myself. I'm immortal as long as shadow exists, which it always will. I'll be around until the end of space or time. Or both. So it's only natural."

"Way to bring down the mood." I deadpan.

"...Apologies, as I said, I'm... not all that good with staying in touch with my humanity. Being bound to shadows does that, after all." Aikido sighs again. 

"How long were you there...?" Chima tilts her head. "If you can just... appear like that, then-."

"I wasn't eavesdropping. I was just in the shadow world of Yomi, since that's the only world I can use to travel through Gensokyo when it's not the dead of night, when I heard my name be uttered, so I went to the 'opening', if it can even be called that, then noticed you said my name and I saw you both. So I figured I would drop in, say hello, perhaps catch up with Junko whilst I was at it." Aikido explains why she's here. Oh, okay... "By the way, what time is it? Clocks don't work in the shadow realm, so my internal clock is... unreliable. Since there's, you know, no sun in the land of darkness. Because it's just darkness."

"...Uh..." I turn to Chima expectantly.

...She looks up at a nearby wall which I just realised had a clock on it. It reads '08:45'. In the morning, obviously.

...Aikido also looks at it. "Ah. Quarter to nine, then." She nods once. "Splendid, now I can actually keep track of the time. So, what were you talking about, exactly? Something about me possibly doing something?"

"We were talking about you possibly getting involved at our next market." Chima very quickly cools down, smiling neutrally. "We'd appreciate it if you did, we're... thinking of ways to keep the markets fresh and interesting, yet traditional."

"Is that so?" Aikido thinks about it. "Very well then, Tenkyuu-san. Perhaps I could write some of the old tales that I know so others can enjoy them? Or, maybe, I could write a story of my own? It has been a while since I've practiced my creative writing techniques however..."

"Oh, please, do! Either would be splendid!" Chima's smile picks up, glad that Aikido's genuinely interested in interacting with the marketplace.

"...What tales do you know?" I decide to ask Aikido out of curiosity.

"Some pieces of lore that my mentor, Lubrae Hieropha, had told me a long time ago. Snippets of history from long since passed about remarkable figures of our time. Tamamo no Mae, Shuten-Douji, Minamoto no Yoshitsune, Prince Shotoku, Izanagi no Mikoto, Izanami no Mikoto, some of the Tales of Creation, Destruction, and Mediation, Chun Hu who is Junko mind you, Yasakatome no Mikoto and Moreyashin, hmm..." Aikido thinks about some more. "Hecate who's Hecatia, Wu Qing'e, as well as some others from outside of Asia, such as Jack the Ripper, Robin Hood, the Rainbow Serpent. I believe there's a wendigo in Gensokyo, too, somewhere."

"A-. A wendigo." I echo. "Really? Wait-. Aren't you not supposed to say the name of it...?"

"We're in another realm. There's no wendigo in Senkai." Aikido shakes her head. Chima just seems... intrigued.

"That 'Rainbow Serpent' one you mentioned... That sounds awfully like me and Rajime combined." Chima decides to point that out. When she mentions it, it actually does, doesn't it...?

"Well, the Rainbow Serpent is a common creator deity in Australian mythology." That's twice I've heard the word 'Australian' today and both times were from different people. "And seeing as how the Australians have ties to the English through history..." Aikido looks at me. "It could actually be you on your own, namely through association."

"...Huh." I think on it. "I mean, I can create essences and elements, so..." I scratch my chin, placing Gensopedia down on my knees. "Maybe it is."

"But, it could also stand for you both." Aikido rubs her chin. "I digress, however. I would like to help out with the markets, though, as it sounds like quite the pleasant endeavour. It could even allow me to be more... in touch with myself than before."

"Then it's settled! You decide the stories and tales you want to sell at the market, whilst we can decide what the next market should be on!" Chima snaps her fingers, before fluffily looking at me with a lost expression. "Erm... Do you have any ideas, Rajime, or...?"

"Ah... not really." I scratch my cheek. "Plus, I'm considering taking today off to relax. The past few days've just been... uh... wild, to put it simply."

"Oh, well, yes, I suppose." Chima nods, before smiling. "You know, we could just have the entirety of today to ourselves..."

"Mmm, but I want to go out into Gensokyo more..." I stretch slightly. "Plus, Auresh's banquet is tomorrow. Not sure if you knew that, by the way."

"I received a letter inviting me to it, yes." Chima confirms she's aware of it. Oh, okay. "...Perhaps I should prepare myself for tomorrow instead. It sounds like quite the busy day."

"Quite, but if I may, I received a strange device like this." Aikido reveals a phone. "What is this?"

"That's a phone." I tell her outright. "...You can talk to people anywhere on it through an app called Harmony."

"Oh, actually, Matara gave me something like that too!" Chima decides to reveal she has one too. That's nice.

"Y'sound bored." I'm not bored, Raiju, you are. "Well-. Yeah, I kinda am, but y'know...!"

"I suppose I did notice something like that on this... fancy brick." Aikido looks over said fancy brick, then pockets it.

...I decide to check Harmony on my phone just to be, you know, safe that I'm not missing anything from anyone.

The moment I do, I've realised there were five people messaging me. One from Eirin, which is strange, another from Trish, a third from Dezain, a fourth from...

...Keiki. It's not even been half a day since we first me, I'm pretty sure. There's also a fifth message from Akane...

Pipi~!

Nevermind, a sixth just came through from... Shion...?

...Wait, Shion?

"Congratulations, everyone wants to talk to you on your one day off." Raiju finds that funny.

...They're talking to me for a good reason. One of those people is Trish as well, remember.

"You can look at those later, right?" Chima smiles at me. "Don't you need to eat, too?"

...Come to think of it, I never ate yesterday. Huh. "Yeah, that's... probably a good idea, honestly."

"Oh, yes, I was wanting to talk to Junko, actually. A mere catch-up between us ladies, perhaps over some tea too, is all." Aikido phrases that strangely for no reason.

"...Yeah. I'm hungry. We both want to see Junko for entirely different reasons. I mean, I can cook, but Junko's definitely a better cook than I am." I stand up, stretching as I take all of my things and put them on exactly how they should be. Kenko and Zoka on either ear, check. Aegis on my arm, check...

Cap and ribbons on securely, check. Hair bundled beneath hat, check. Scarf on, check. Pocket money and everything else in bag, definitely check. Bag around waist, check.

And my fashion sense? Immaculate.

"Hotel? Trivago." Raiju, no. "Raiju, yes."

I finally notice that Chimata slept in her more casual attire compared to her normal dress. Then again, that one-piece dress, with that many zippers and pins on it, in a futon no less, definitely wouldn't be comfortable, especially if you're sleeping with someone, that someone being me.

Right now, she's got a rainbow short-sleeved shirt and rainbow shorts on. In Spring. Gods don't care about temperature, I'm pretty sure-... Wait, no, Chimata felt the rain during that incident. Peculiar.

...As a matter of fact, I don't see her dress, or any pieces of it, anywhere... "Chima, where's your usual outfit?"

"It's hanging out to dry. I washed it whilst you were passed out." Chima tells me. Oh. "...Each and every single segment of it. So it might take a while until it's genuinely dry."

"...That sounds horrendously inefficient, Tenkyuu-san." Aikido shakes her head.

"Well, sadly, I can't find any other way to keep my fashion sense fresh." Chima shakes her head solemnly. Then she looks at me. "Maybe it wouldn't hurt to have more than one outfit... Rajime, you can sew, right?"

"...Yeah." I nod once. "You want me to sew you a new outfit?"

"Preferrably one that matches yours, but maybe not right now. I don't want to bother you when you're trying to relax." She plants a small kiss on my forehead as she stands up too. Oh, okay then.

"I retract what I said about you two. You two are literally perfect for one another." Aikido grins, closing her eyes. "Matching colours, as well as personalities that play off of each other well."

"Aikido, you sound like a documentarist." I decide to put that out there.

"Y'know... yeah, I can see it." Raiju admits that Aikido gives off those vibes.

"A-... A what?" I-. Aikido doesn't know what one of those are?

"Someone who speaks about things other people, or animals, do in greet detail." Chima gets it! "...Aren't a lot of them old English people?"

"Yeah, because their voice is nice to listen to for long periods. It's calming, especially ones who do nature documentaries." I pocket my hands.

"Hmm. Perhaps I could try something like these... documentaries, as a documentarist." Aikido ponders on it.

"You'd need a camera and some technology." I warn her. "You also need a very serene voice that makes people go crazy for you."

"...Maybe not then." She sighs, defeated.

"Well, anyways, shall we be off then? I am quite hungry myself, even if I don't need to eat like you do. It feels nice, though." Chima neutrally smiles, walking past me to the door.

"...Aren't you cold?" I blink at her. "I mean, Chima, you're wearing shorts and a short-sleeved shirt."

"Well! I have you to warm me up, don't I?" She giggles to herself, flirting in the process. Okay, smooth.

"Having a god flirt with you feels weird. Like. She knows, dude." Raiju, what the hell does that mean. "She's soft, polite, knows modern outsider culture, well-versed in traditional mumbo-jumbo, and she knows how to get into your heart."

...I guess so. I mean, she is soft. Her hair's fluffy like the clouds on it.

"Pft. What a poet." Raiju snorts. I'm not wrong though, you know that.

Aikido merely gives us a grin. "Well, I guess you could do that. I want to talk to Junko myself, as I said, it has been a while since we just sat down and talked to one another face-to-face."

Okay... "You guys go on ahead, I just need to uh..." I look at a mirror in the room. "I just need to prepare myself for a moment."

"Sure. Don't keep me waiting too long though, or I'll freeze." Chima gives me a wink before smiling, leaving the room.

Aikido, however, does not leave. "...You're thinking about what to do today, aren't you?"

"Guilty as charged." I turn to her. "I've been forced to resolve two incidents, I got dragged to Hell by the devil herself, and now this is my one free day since, as you know, Auresh is throwing a banquet tomorrow."

"...Ah, yes, that. She invited everyone in Gensokyo that she could, barring the Moriya." Aikido nods. "An invitation even found itself into my hands, funnily enough."

"And she sent me one through this." I wave my phone in the air.

...Part of me wonders if an invite found its way to Trish and Kolar. Auresh probably would invite them too, so...

"You had... five people contacting you, yes?" Aikido asks me.

"Six, actually." Namely because Shion messaged me. "It was originally five before the notification noise. Now, let's see..."

I focus on Trish's because she's, you know, my sister.

Trish: "rajime do you have ANY fucking idea what this is all about I was just handed this phone for NO REASON by some WOMAN IN A FLOATING. FUCKING. CHAIR."

Nice opening message, Trish.

Rajime: "That's Okina. She's giving phones to people apparently. I have my original phone on me which she... upgraded."

Trish: "oh"

Trish: "well"

Trish: "in that case, wanna come over to my place in the village? it gets pretty quiet during the day if you want to see a passed out water-logged alcoholic oni embedded into the floor, curo jugglign pistols, and my asshole house cat communist gremlin"

...

I'm sorry, her what?

Rajime: "Trish, what does that last one mean?"

Trish: "rajime I'm not joking there's this goblin living in my bar and she won't leave, she's an ass to literally everyone she sees except for me and apparently curo can't understand anything she says???"

Rajime: "...so basically you?"

Trish: "pfffft you ass, but you aren't wrong though"

Trish: "not forcing you to come over though, if you have other things you want to do, then do 'em"

Trish: "actually the oni just sleeps here sometimes because I can't be bothered to throw her out sometimes when it's later than the usual closing time, nice girl, constantly drunk on something, reeks of sake, and she has apparently never drank water once in her life"

Rajime: "That sounds like a her problem."

Trish: "ikr lmfaoooooo"

Only Trish would respond to a message like that.

Trish: "anywho yeah swing by if you want and I'll"

Trish: "oh shit mokou's here nvm I need to go now bye"

Then she goes offline. Bye, Trish.

"Rest in spaghetti, never forgetti." Raiju, why do you say these things...? "I'm trying out new trends, friend."

Okay then... Just... you do you, then, as long as you don't interrupt me...

"Was that your sister?" Aikido asks me.

"Yeah, she's mean to everyone but she's a super big softy deep down though." I snort.

"Hmm. Perhaps a visit to this bar of hers is in order." Aikido considers going to Outer Heaven.

"It's a bar called Outer Heaven, down one of the village's alleys." I inform her so she knows roughly where it is. "It's near the square, I think."

"Ah, thank you, that saves me from having to ask for directions." Aikido smiles appreciatively.

Okay, let's see what Keiki wants.

IdolaDeus: "This is Keiki! I'm just checking in to see how you were doing since last night, since I believe we made substantial progress! That and I heard you passed out shortly after I left. Are you alright?"

Oh, she's concerned. How nice of her...

Rajime: "I'm doing fine, thanks for asking. Did... you sleep? Actually, are you working right now?"

IdolaDeus: "That's good to hear! And Rajime, dear, I'm a god. I don't need to sleep. Your concern, however, is greatly appreciated though, since I've been working diligently without end since you and everyone else left. I must say, this technology definitely is useful, being able to talk with people on a whim, especially humans who need my help, is certainly quite innovative!"

Rajime: "Oh, right, yeah, you're a god..."

IdolaDeus: "Yes! Have you used Toeiji yet at al? If so, has it proved efficient?"

Rajime: "...Keiki, I passed out, woke up in the middle of the night, went back to sleep, then woke up half an hour ago. I've not used it yet.

IdolaDeus: "Ah, yes, silly me, it's too soon to ask you about something like that. I'm just rather excited to hear the results that idol can bring. I suppose you could contact me through this if Toeiji ever needs some fine tuning, or if you want it upgraded in any way so it becomes more and more independent. I could even make it similar to Mayumi at some point, I reckon!"

She can do that, huh...?

Rajime: "I'm still testing the waters with it though. That and I've not used it yet either, like I said. I'll inform you when I use it as to tell you how I found its... ease of use?"

IdolaDeus: "That would be much appreciated! Now, I presume you have other things to be doing, so I will let you go now."

Well that was a nice interaction.

"Haniyasushin... I'd recognise a name like that anywhere." Aikido chuckles. "That incident with the animal spirits was both annoying yet entertaining."

I'm not even going to ask about that. Dezain...?

TheTruth: "Rajime-san? It's Dezain. I've... got something I need to tell you, regarding the Human Village. I just figured I would let you know since it does very much concern you."

"Oo~h? Spooky stuff going down in the village, mate!" Raiju's intrigued.

Rajime: "What's up?"

TheTruth: "Ah, you responded, good... Well, just... be careful, when you go to the village at all. There's been cases of men being lured somewhere then disappearing."

...

What.

Rajime: "Really?"

TheTruth: "Yes, I witnessed a man talking to an odd woman, I followed them until they went into a building, then covertly waited nearby. Only the woman left, the man didn't. The time between the woman entering and leaving was exactly 40 minutes. Then she came back with another man, another 40 minutes passed, and only she left again. Rinse and repeat about four more times until I left. It seems to be specifically men, too. It's a woman with brown hair and odd lavender clothes."

Rajime: "Okay, that's... concerning. I know that there's a male moon rabbit in the village."

TheTruth: "Sabaton? I don't think you need to worry about him. She seems to target specifically human men. I watched her walk past three male youkai whilst searching for her next target. She could've moved buildings by now because I saw her. Needless to say, I've informed Kamishirasawa about this, as well as Fujiwara, Arkhana, Hanimura, Korekara, Meira, your sister Trish, Sabaton, Motoori, and Kirisame. I also made a formal request to Iizunamaru-sama to be the one to exclusively report on this issue for a while and left a warning to the Hieda household."

Rajime: "I... only recognised five of those names you listed, Dezain. Those being Marisa, Trish, Curo, Mokou, and Keine. Who're the other six...?"

TheTruth: "Meira's a youkai hunter working for the village guard. I don't know her last name, but there's quite a few youkai hunters actually. Arkahana is Silia Arkhana. She's one of the few youkai actively known to be in the village, alongside Hanimura - Atriox Hanimura - but nobody minds either of them as they're actually protective of humans have a lot of human-like qualities. Some people believe they're secretly deities of light and darkness respectively."

Rajime: "I see... and Akaruimirai? Motoori? Hieda?"

TheTruth: "The same as Meira. Nobody there knows I'm a half-tengu since Auresh-san gave me the perfect disguise and pulled some strings, so I'm allowed in and out whenever I want. Akaruimirai is Korekara no Akaruimirai, but she's a youkai hunter who doubles as a guardian of the village. She's very proficient in her wards. Motoori is Kosuzu Motoori, she's one of the workers at the Suzunaan book rental. She's a nice girl and she actually looks up to youkai. Might be someone you'd like to meet at some point, judging how you're writing a book yourself, Rajime-san. And Hieda is Hieda no Akyuu, she's the current writer of the Gensokyo Chronicle and the ninth, I believe, reincarnation of the Hieda head. That whole thing is complicated, so I will leave it for another day."

TheTruth: "So, basically, people are on high alert, Fujiwara's looking around for the person I told her about, Kirisame's investigating at her own pace, which is basically frantic because she didn't think it was important until I brought up her father, Kamishirasawa's keeping an eye out, Sabaton is ready to capture on sight, and your sister's questioning anyone that goes to her bar. Motoori's being cautious because of her parents also being at Suzunaan, you see. I'm not sure if the current Hieda head has read my warning or not, but I hope she has. They're all on high alert though, which is good. Keep an eye out if you plan on heading to the village, Rajime-san."

Rajime: "Will do. Cheers for the heads up, Dezain."

TheTruth: "It's no problem! I can give you a free subscription to my paper, too, if you want to keep up to date with the actual truth!"

Rajime: "I'll consider it. Thanks."

TheTruth: "Happy to help! You should come by Youkai Mountain some time, I'll treat you!"

Dezain's a nice person. At least she was sensible enough to warn me about that because I was actually considering going to the village again...

Rajime: "I'll take you up on that someday, Dezain."

TheTruth: "Awesome! Oh! If you see Kasa-chan when you decide to come by, could you bring her, too...? Iizunamaru-sama's wondering where she's been..."

Rajime: "If I see her, sure."

TheTruth: "Cool! Tell me when you'll come over, I'll probably get Hatate-san and Chijo-san involved, too..."

But she does talk an awful lot. Oh well, I can put up with that if I can put up with Trish.

"Dezain-chan is such a nice girl. I wouldn't mind teaching her a few things when it comes to writing styles and techniques to keep readers attracted whilst promoting her message." Aikido smiles warmly. "I wouldn't mind if she came over to my home at the very top once in a while, either, if not to chat, but to wind down and have some Sinsoul."

"Honestly, I've not talked with her much either, but she is a good person. Honest, too." I nod once, then focus on who I haven't answered yet. Eirin, Akane, and Shion.

...Let's see what Shion wants.

UnluckyDisaster: "um... this is Rajime, r-right...? it's me, Shion, um... y-you don't have to respond to this if you don't want to talk to me, I'd understand..."

Well that's totally not depressing.

Rajime: "Shion? Something the matter?"

UnluckyDisaster: "y-you actually responded?! um-. well-. uh-."

Rajime: "Deep breaths. Breathe in, count to four, then exhale. Usually helps to calm nerves a lot of the time. Calm down. Is there something you need to talk to me about?"

UnluckyDisaster: "w-well, yes, um... I just... wanted to say thanks. for... what you did at the den, nobody's... really that nice to me, because everyone knows what I am and that I'm Joon's sister... so... um, thank you..."

Rajime: "I know you're a poverty god, Shion. I don't judge people based on what they are, who they are, or who they're related to. I judge people based on actions and intentions if that makes you feel better."

UnluckyDisaster: "o-oh, really...??"

Rajime: "Yep. Also, you don't have to write a stutter in, either. Unless if that's something you want to do so people know that's you."

UnluckyDisaster: "no, I... like talking like this. it helps me to be myself, even if I'm not talking f-face to face..."

I can't really tell her this, but I think the stuttering's honestly cute. Makes her unique, too.

...Like Hecatia and her nineteen-odd heart emotes.

"I'm still pissed about that by the way. Why didn't she round it up and add one more for posterity or whatever?!" Raiju malds. Why do you even care about that? "It's annoying and I can't forget it!"

That sounds like a you problem.

Anyways...

Rajime: "Alright. Is there anything else you want to say, or was this just to say thanks?"

UnluckyDisaster: "I was just um... wondering if you'd... l-like to go somewhere with me...? usually I'm with Joon but she's busy shopping like a maniac, and I can't r-really stop her when she's like that, and m-my only other friend's... b-busy..."

Rajime: "Other friend? Asking out of curiosity, I think it's cool you're able to make friends, Shion."

UnluckyDisaster: "w-well... she's a celestial with p-pretty much endless good luck called Tenshi... she's super strong and she doesn't mind my misfortune getting in the way..."

Rajime: "I see. Are you by yourself right now?"

UnluckyDisaster: "mhm... we don't have to do anything too big, we can just go for a w-walk or something... plus, um, when we were playing that card game of yours, I..."

Rajime: "Yeah?"

UnluckyDisaster: "I didn't... feel as unlucky as I usually do. and your luck was... weird. for a human. I-I mean that as a good thing, n-not a bad thing, please don't be mad at me...!"

Rajime: "I'm not mad. Why's my luck weird?"

UnluckyDisaster: "I-I can't exactly say w-what it is, b-but... I wasn't really... that unlucky as usual when I was near you... b-but when I left, I started to get r-really unlucky again..."

UnluckyDisaster: "um... so... d-do you want to go for a walk around the Human V-Village with me...? we could go out of the village if you w-want, maybe to Misty Lake... b-because Joon's p-probably going to be a f-few hours, at least, and that's if s-she doesn't start a fight with anyone..."

"Dude, don't leave her hanging. You're not gonna do that, right?" Raiju asks me. I do feel bad for her... "You should treat her pretty nice. I mean, she'd like you, then, since she doesn't have many friends outside of this Tenshi person. I mean. Dude. Imagine throwing her at people and watching mayhem ensue."

...Raiju, I'm not a psychopath to the point I'd throw a friend at my enemies. Shion's a good person, not a weapon of war. She's like me, except if I was older than Trish.

But, at the same time, there is what Dezain told me to consider... Then again, I'll be with Shion, so I'll be fine if we're both together, probably.

Rajime: "I'm not too sure on what I want to do today yet, so I'll get back to you on that, Shion. I haven't eaten, either, but that does sound nice, just having a walk around."

UnluckyDisaster: "o-oh! why don't you meet me here if you want to...? we could get something to eat together! ...hopefully...! I-I say together since the last time I got something for s-someone it didn't... g-go all that well... so we can get it together!"

Rajime: "That's sweet of you to offer. I'll get back to you though."

Aw, she cares...

...I then look up at Aikido, half-expecting her to have a comment ready on Shion.

"...The elder Yorigami? She... is complicated, especially with the relationship between her and her sister. It's admirable as to how Shion puts up with Joon daily, although..." Aikido surprisingly does not go off on a tangent this time. "...maybe it would be a good idea to become friends with her?"

"Huh. That's all you have to say this time?" I tilt my head. "I thought you would've had something more to say, though you have a point. Shion sounds like she could use a friend or two"

"Mmm, indeed." Aikido chuckles as I decide to see what Eirin wants.

GensokyoMillenium: "This is Eirin. Rajime, should you read this, know that Eientei's doors are open to you. If you need any medicine, feel free to contact me here, or tell Udonge in person. You don't need to reply to this, either, unless if you have something you want to ask of me."

Oh, huh, neat. I can just contact Eirin if I want medicine.

...I don't know if Trish can contact her and I'm slightly afraid if she can because of her cybernetics and Curo.

"Hmm. Yagokoro always was an eccentric figure." Aikido's back to commenting. "Even I have trouble understanding her at times, though I suppose that's due to her high intellect."

Mmm...

"Wait, wait, ask Eirin about Kaguya. Didn't Mokou and Trish mention someone with that name's at Eientei?" Raiju's curious about this Kaguya person. Come to think of it, I always wondered who she was, too...

Rajime: "Eirin, can I ask you about something?"

GensokyoMillenium: "Yes?"

Rajime: "There's someone called Kaguya living at Eientei, right? I'm asking because Trish and Mokou both mentioned her."

GensokyoMillenium: "Ah, the princess? Yes, she does live here at Eientei. Her actual name is Kaguya Houraisan. Are you familiar with the tale of Princess Kaguya?"

Rajime: "Roughly..."

GensokyoMillenium: "That was a cover-up made to fool people. Though, the bamboo cutter part is real, as a bamboo cutter did find the princess when she fell to the Earth. He's an old friend of Kaguya's and he's supposedly immortal in a different way, but he lives in the deepest part of the Bamboo Forest of the Lost. Moreover, the princess' beauty did captivate many men from all over. One of those men was Fujiwara's father, apparently."

Rajime: "Mokou's father?"

GensokyoMillenium: "Have you ever heard Fujiwara speak of the princess positively?"

Rajime: "Uh... no, she has mentioned that she was going to kill Kaguya at one point."

GensokyoMillenium: "That's because she's held a grudge against the princess ever since her father died for making a fool of him, in her words. So, after gaining immortality herself, Fujiwara and the princess kill each other regularly without end. Except for the few times they don't, such as when your sister visits with Mokou, if Kamishirasawa is around, or if Sabaton is around. They surprisingly do it in front of Udonge and... myself, regrettably."

GensokyoMillenium: "Though, the princess can be quite diplomatic and pragmatic at times, but she leaves most of that to me. I do owe her a fair amount, after all. The only issue is she's... somewhat eccentric and haughty at times, so it's hard for a normal person, such as Trish, to have regular conversation with her. Then again, there's not many people who're as wild yet reclused as the princess is. Even I have trouble understanding her motivations at times."

Rajime: "Trish said I'd enjoy meeting her though. Why'd she say that?"

GensokyoMillenium: "Hmm, curious indeed, why would she? Perhaps it's because you both share a number of similarities. For one, Trish has told me a lot about you as a person, and to be fair, most of your personality is a direct match with Kaguya's. People have a hard time understanding you apparently, you don't go outside very often, you have a bizarre sense of diplomacy, and you're constantly curious about anything you don't understand. The princess is the exact same in that regard. If she doesn't understand something, she relentlessly asks me about it."

Leave it to Trish to tell someone about who I really am. Still, if this Kaguya woman really is like me, maybe it wouldn't hurt to seek her out at some point.

GensokyoMillenium: "You'll most likely see her at that banquet that great tengu has arranged, however. Eientei did receive formal invitations to it and the princess seems keen on attending. I believe she also saw your name listed as a guest of honour, too. What did you exactly do to warrant something like that from Boryoku?"

Rajime: "Stopped that flood from last night, that's why."

GensokyoMillenium: "Ah. That figures. Well, I won't keep you any longer then. Goodbye for now, Rajime."

Rajime: "See ya. Feel free to ask me anything too, if you need to."

GensokyoMillenium: "Likewise."

Eirin types surprisingly fast. Like, really fast. Whenever I'd type in my response, she'd immediately send out a response. It was just... near-instant.

"...Houraisan?" Aikido tilts her head, seeming puzzled. "I vaguely recall meeting her once, back when I was still considered the greatest author known to man. I know she isn't good at social interactions due to being such a recluse. I don't believe anybody has actually seen her step foot outside of Eientei's boundaries either, I'm rather sure."

"She's that much of a recluse...?" I furrow my brows. "She really needs to get out of the house. Literally."

"Mmm, quite." Aikido nods in agreement.

And, lastly, Akane...

Tammy: "Good day, Raji-chan! Don't mind me, I'm merely checking in on you, taking note of your progress. I heard you stopped an incident! Now that's just grand of someone like you, it reinforces my belief that you're special compared to your ancestors."

...Hoo boy.

Rajime: "Hey Akane."

Tammy: "Ah, so you have responded! That's good. Very good. Supremely good, in fact, it means you're listening."

Rajime: "What do you want...?"

Tammy: "Allow me to cut straight to the chase. Matara revealed she was the one who gave me everything I knew about you, told me you resolved that incessant flooding in the span of a single night, unlike the Hakurei who takes her sweet time, and she told me that you know of her now, so she doesn't see a need to keep her identity form me. Which, of course, I'm glad she came out about, she was very secretive, much like me."

Tammy: "So, essentially, I've heard you've made progress on developing yourself, more or less. How has my Kasa-chan treated you? Well, I hope?"

Rajime: "Tsukasa's been fine, but she was insistent on seeing me naked for some reason when I went to have a bath."

Tammy: "...I will be having very strong words with Kasa-chan later. But aside from that, has Chun been alright? I wish to keep an eye on her, see how she's been faring since our last meeting together, which was many years ago now."

Rajime: "She's been fine. If anything, she seems happy when I'm around. And... you mean Junko, right?"

Tammy: "Yes, yes, her. I suppose she does see you as if you're family, which is something she... particularly lacks. Namely because Feng, who is both my son by blood and her's by legality, is, well, dead, as you know. She does have Hecate and her favourite lampad, but I suppose she wasn't satisfied with them being sporadic. Being able to constantly see you must have had a positive impact, I believe."

Rajime: "Ah... probably."

Tammy: "Mmm. I also had a late night talk with Chidjimu, by the way."

Rajime: "Sodatsu?"

Tammy: "She was out gathering mushrooms in the Human Village, right in the dead of night. There I learnt she's in love with a man from the village by the name of Atriox."

Rajime: "Someone actually told me about Atriox a few minutes ago. Isn't he a youkai...?"

Tammy: "He doesn't have the smell of one, so I don't believe so. I believe he's actually a minor deity, if not a very odd human who's dark in nature, odd enough to the point people believe he's a youkai or god."

Rajime: "Oh."

Tammy: "But, aside from that, there is not much else on my end. I do wish to keep talking like this now and then, perhaps you could come visit my hideaway at Youkai Mountain's peak at some point, hm? Obviously not now, I haven't prepared for a guest coming over, but in due time you may come up here. I also presume you're busy with things, so I'll let you be off. Have a good day."

Rajime: "You too, Akane."

Well that was short, but pretty sweet too. Sodatsu loves that Atriox guy Dezain told me about, apparently, Akane wants to keep tabs on Junko, and... yeah.

"Ah, Tammy-san. She always was a formidable opponent when it came to games requiring skill and deception, especially card games like blackjack." Aikido smiles, nodding once. "We are good friends even outside of the den, however, though I do often end up surprising her whenever I appear."

"I think you surprise anyone when you appear, Aikido." I deadpan.

"Mmm, true, but perhaps the shadows have something to do with it..." She interprets my words correctly. "But what are you going to do later today, then? You have the option of your sister, Dezain-chan, or Shion.

Hmm... I know.

"I'll go with Shion." I decide on the spot. "After I eat."

"A splendid idea. I can take you right to the Human Village as soon as we're done." Aikido places a hand on my back. "Come, let us join the others."

"...Yeah." I start walking to the tearoom, with Aikido close behind me...

 


 

Well, needless to say, breakfast was uneventful. Aikido and Junko were catching up like they were two moms who saw each other at a shop whilst both had their kids - or hostages - with them. So, needless to say, me, Chima, and Kasa-chan were the hostages in this instance. They do not stop talking.

"Pffft. Hostages." Raiju snorts. "Not wrong though."

Still, yeah. Breakfast was Chinese-style dumplings because, uh... Junko's the one cooking. Everyone got three each, even Aikido, although she doesn't need to eat because she's immortal, supposedly.

...Do immortals need to eat? Can they even die of starvation...?

"Dude. No morbid questions at the breakfast table." Raiju reprimands me. Oh, right.

Also, Chima's basically snuggled up to my side since they startedtalking. Because she is wearing clothes that leave her limbs exposed like a moron. Needless to say, she is my moron.

"...Hm. You weren't kidding." Junko glances at Kasa-chan, then comments on how close me and Chima are. "What exactly did you tell her?"

"Hm? Oh, nothing too much." The one-tailed fox gives the fox with seven pure tails a wry grin. "I merely just gave some words of encouragement. I didn't outright cause this development, only... moved it along a stage or two. All I did was mediate, or something akin to that."

"Yes, in fact, I... was the one who reached out to her about it." Chima's still snuggling beside me. Because she's cold. Why did she not put a coat on or something. Come to think of it, wasn't I still wearing Okina's coat in Hell? Do I just... have her coat now?

I mean, if she's fine with me having it, I'm not complaining.

"You would be right." I spontaneously hear Okina's voice. Thanks, disembodied voice of Okina-...

...

Hey wait a minute.

"Huh." Raiju acknowledges that he heard her too. "Kinda cramped in here now."

How is it cramped.

"That's because I'm mentally projecting myself to you. One of my abilities IS to manipulate mental energy, after all." Okina sounds particularly smug. "And, yes, Rajimarin, I am letting you keep my coat. I don't exactly have a need for it, I can always get a new one, and it would better suit you than me. This is also easier than disturbing you and your... partner. And your friends, and carer. Tell me, are you enjoying yourself right now?"

Oh, sweet, thanks for the coat. And to answer your question... Yeah, honestly. I have someone I can rely on and vice-versa, I've been making deals with a lot of people, like Misumaru, Keiki, Doremy, Sannyo, Aya-.

"I've noticed." She cuts me off mid-sentence. "You should use Satono and Mai a lot more than you think you should, by the way. Perhaps they would grow to be as fond of you as they are of me? Just a thought." Okina asks me to summon Satono and Mai a lot more. "They could use the experience, too, the flood incident was a pleasant trial for assisting you in any way they can, if you need it."

"...Your hat looks like a crab." Raiju, not the time.

"Be quiet you." I hear something get audibly smacked. I-. Wait, she's actually in my head with Raiju? How's that work?! "To be more specific, this is only part of me, not me entirely and this is only temporary by the way. Please make sure you always have space in your mind to welcome me, should I drop by again in the foreseeable future."

"She might be a projection but her slaps are NOT!" Oh, she slapped Raiju. You deserved it. "Oh, no, I did NOT deserve-."

"Yes, yes you did. You're an annoyance." Okina's being extremely blunt with him. Huh.

"...Okay, yeah, maybe I am." Surprisingly, Raiju actually admits to be annoying. "Surprisingly?!"

Yeah. Surprisingly.

"Even Rajime agrees." Okina sighs. "But still, please make use of my servants a lot more, as I did give you those buttons to use." She instructs me. "...I'll consider getting more gifts for you to use in the near future. I'm aware Yakumo is relentlessly annoying your sister with attention she doesn't even want."

...Poor Trish. She wants a break...

"Although, Yakumo being obsessed with pestering a human that isn't the Hakurei is odd in its own right." Okina supposes, humming. "She might have found her visit to your sister fruitful and wants to make use of an outsider, as she usually does. Not that she ever actually elaborates as to why she uses outsiders most of the time, either. Some have a habit of spontaneously disappearing from existence once she's done with them, too. Something to do with Gensokyo's natural order, I believe... then again, that implies outsiders are just elaborate pawns with more freedom."

Huh.

"But, for now, please go back to your daily activities. I will see you at that banquet tomorrow, too, by the way. Even if I dislike the tengu and Tarnished equally, part of me cannot deny that Auresh is remarkable enough to acknowledge, especially with her honour and wit as a fighter. I can respect her to that extent." Okina's voice fades away. She's going to the banquet, too...? How many people did Auresh invite? Everyone?

Then again, it's an opportunity to meet new people. Like, for example, Auresh's other sister, Shivu. Also Kaguya because she's... interested in me, not the banquet, according to Eirin. Come to think of it, I've not really talked with Eirin, like, at all. Same goes for Reisen and Tewi, I guess.

...I should definitely visit Eientei again at some point.

"What do you even have planned for today, anyway?" Tsukasa decides to ask abruptly.

Oh, right, I've been spacing out for the past few minutes. "...Planning on going to the Human Village. Aikido said she'd take me there."

"Mmm, I did." Aikido nods.

"Isn't your sister in the village?" Junko asks me.

"Yeah, but I'm not going to see her. I'm going to go spend the day out there with a friend, maybe have a look around somewhere I haven't properly been before." That's also why I ate all of my dumplings very quickly. Because, yeah, limited time in the day, and Joon won't be an obnoxious spendthrift forever.

"Ah." She nods. "...Who?"

"Poverty god." I maintain a casual attitude. Come to think of it, I'm actually friends with a lot of gods. Keiki, Misumaru, Chima, Okina, Hecatia, Junko's a divine spirit, Shion, Joon's also a god but we aren't friends outright, just 'friends' through Shion, or so I'd like to believe. Pretty sure Eirin's a god, too. I'm not sure if she could be considered a god, but maybe Tyra as well, and Aikido.

I'm a mortal who is very indulged with the realm of the divine. Hah.

"Oh, the older Yorigami?" Chima knows who I'm talking about. "I believe I did notice her at the den..."

"Yes, her, the one with the flame-like blue hair and the black cat plush." Aikido places her hands behind her back, standing. "The reason why me and Rajime were late getting over here is because he insisted on deciding what he wanted to do today right then and there.

"...Those disastrous sisters?" Junko sighs. "Well, I suppose I can't stop you, but watch yourself."

"I know, I'll be careful." I then look at Tsukasa. "...Megumu's looking for you, by the way. So is Dezain."

"I'm aware. Perhaps I'll travel out to Youkai Mountain and 'return'. If I learn anything from them, well, I can and will let you know." Tsukasa winks at me. Okay, cool, thanks.

"...You really do play whichever side benefits you the most, don't you?" Junko stares at the fox.

"It's as my mentor wills it. She's the one who told me to properly serve Rajime, not manipulate him." Tsukasa admits she would definitely manipulate me. Thanks Akane.

"And your mentor is...?" Chima furrows her brows.

"Shirogane-san. Or Tamamo-san." Kasa-chan just neutrally grins this time.

"...Ah. Her." Chima immediately loses interest as her face goes sour. Does she still hold a bit of a grudge against Akane for what she did...?

"Mmm. In any case-" Aikido stands, turning to me. "-are you ready to go?"

"Yep." I look at Chima. "Stay safe, you. And dress warmer."

"Oh, if you insist." She smiles back. I consider pecking her on the cheek for a moment, then decide to give in, doing so. "See you later."

"Same to you." I stand up, walking over to Aikido who's literally just a lump of shadows.

"Junko-san." Aikido calls out to her friend, some shadows briefly parting. "I'll be back shortly and we can continue our conversation from there."

"Mmm. It's been nice to see you again, too, Aikido." Junko nods with a genuine smile.

"Welp, time to descend into the void. Sometimes called Ohio." ...Raiju, what the hell. "What?"

Whilst he's saying something about Ohio being the void or whatever, Aikido extends an... inky appendage to me. I think that's her arm, unless if it's a tendril. It's made of pure shadows now. Creepy. "Grab on and we'll be off. Yomi is particularly efficient for travelling if you're someone who can use shadow like I can."

...I grab on, then she yoinks me into the shadows. I say 'yoink' but it's like she full on tugged me into the void as we both just... fall into the shadows. It's like a black substance, but it doesn't hurt or anything. It is, however, really, really cold.

I feel Aikido speeding up and-

 


 

-me and her are then spat out into one of the streets in the Human Village. One of the main streets at that. People seem wary that we just appeared out of the floor until we just... ignore them. Then they don't seem to care.

"...I would've preferred an alley, but alas." Aikido looks around briefly before shaking her head. "To hell with subtlety, as Hecate might say."

"Yeah." I look around. Everyone seems way more alert than usual, so Dezain wasn't kidding...

"I'll leave you to it. But before I do go, if you need me at any point, go to a dark place and say my name. I'll hear it. I always do." Aikido gives me a heads up, before dropping into the floor as there's just a puddle of... black goop on the ground.

...

I have no idea how she even works. She's an entity and a half.

Still, I pull my phone out and go to my messages with Shion.

Rajime: "Shion, I'm in the village. Where are you?"

UnluckyDisaster: "o-oh, you actually came! you didn't reply so I got worried and um... I'm in the square. I-I went against my better judgement and g-got something to eat for us both..."

Oh, how nice of her.

"I'm betting it's dirt." Raiju figures it's dirt. W-. Why. "Poverty god. Immense bad luck when you aren't around."

...True. But I'll eat dirt if it'll make her happy.

"...You are fucking weird, man." Raiju snorts. You are, too, don't forget. "Ah, shit, s'true."

Rajime: "Got it. I'll head there now."

I pocket my phone. Uh... Okay. Now which way's the square...? I look around for a brief moment, then look right, seeing a more open space. Oh. That way then. So I go that way...

...On the way, I pass this purple-haired woman with dark red eyes and a sword. She... looks like a very traditional swordswoman, actually. Hmm.

Her eyes meet mine for a brief moment. "...Good morning."

Oh, that's directed at me. "Um, good morning." I keep walking, only for her to quickly start walking beside me.

"You haven't seen anything suspicious lately, have you? I was given reports there's a youkai in the village abducting good men, for whatever vile reason that may be." She asks me. Oh, she might be one of those youkai hunters I was told about... This is either Akaruimirai or Meira.

...I'm willing to bet on the latter, I think.

"No, sorry." I shake my head. "But I do know what you're talking about though. Name's Rajime."

"Meira." She gives me her name. Okay, she is Meira. "If you see anything suspicious, tell me. I'll be at the guard headquarters in the village square most of the time, if I'm not out searching."

"Actually, I'm heaidng that way now. I'm meeting someone in the square." I pocket my hands, still walking towards the square. As I have been. This road is surprisingly long.

"Really, now?" She raises a brow. "You're oddly dressed for a villager, unless if you're a new hunter I wasn't told about. I say that due to the shield."

"Nope." I shake my head. "I'm just a very lucky outsider."

"...That explains nothing." She narrows her eyes. "You aren't from the village, are you?"

"No. My sister lives here though." I do bring up Trish. "She runs a bar down one of the back streets, apparently."

"The owner of Outer Heaven is your sister?" She actually knows about Trish? "Come to think of it, I do believe she did mention that she had a brother who shares a name with you... As much as that bar is a festering ground for youkai debauchery, it keeps them in line, too."

"Such wide vocabulary." I comment. Why did she specify debauchery.

"It's a funny-sounding word. She's probably trying to sound fancy to confuse you." Raiju interprets. Oh. Yeah, maybe.

"What other word is there to describe it, though?" Meira shakes her head, grinning. "The inside of that bar is pure carnage, especially since your sister is harbouring a literal outlaw amanojaku which she somehow has a leash on."

...That must be the 'asshole house cat' that Trish mentioned. "Huh."

"...Why do you have a shield, especially one that seems so... odd?" Meira inquires about Aegis.

I turn to her partially then activate Aegis-Strand. "It's very easy to use. Also self-defense, since I'm not from the village."

"Also elemental bullshit." Raiju tacks on.

"...Hm. I see." She draws her sword. "What reason do I have to believe that you aren't a youkai, exactly?"

Mate. "Go ahead. Kill me. Do it and find out. There'll be blood all over your blade and hands. Then you will be dragged down to Hell by the literal devil herself." I nod once. "...I'm not joking about that, either, I literally know the Goddess of Hell and her left-hand."

"Sure you do." She doesn't believe me.

...

"Okina Matara's interested in me, too." I name a certain sage.

"Bullshit." She stares at me, but she does seem unnerved. "Prove it."

"...Okay." I pull out the buttons for summoning Satono and Mai. I then press both-.

"So then I was li-." Satono's in the middle of saying something to Mai, then she blinks. "Oh. Huh." Then she turns to me. "You used those, huh?"

"It would seem so." Mai looks around, then notices Meira has her sword drawn. "...Ah."

"Wh-." Meira's just shocked. "You're kidding me, right?"

"Yeah, no, I wasn't joking when I said I know Okina." I nod my head once. I'm actually glad she gave me those buttons.

"O~h. You're wondering if he's a youkai?" Satono begins grinning, then places a hand on my shoulder. So does Mai. "Well he's not."

"And even if he was, the fact he's a pacifist doesn't change." Mai tacks on. "So please sheathe your blade."

"...Very well." Meira sees this and sheathes her blade. "But cause any trouble and I will not hesitate."

"O~h, I'm sure we can keep him out of trouble~!" Satono practically hugs my arm. Okay. "Because if we didn't, then Okina-sama'd be mad."

"She'd be mad at you for being incompetent." Mai grins.

"Oh-. That was one time, Mai!" Satono pouts.

I just... sigh. "...Whatever it is you two're talking about, I don't know what it is. You can talk about it later."

"Very well." They both nod, looking neutral. Wh-. Okay, it's disturbing how easy it is for Satono to go from 'incredibly gentle and casual' to 'extremely polite and respectful' in a matter of a single second. Mai I get, she's the more serious of the two, but still. That is impressive though, I'll admit.

"...Don't do anything stupid." Meira tells me, turning away and then walking off.

"Well, when in doubt, reveal the fact a sage cares about your existence, I guess." Raiju's cackling like a firecracker. "What the fuck's that mean?!"

You're cackling. Like a firecracker. That's what it means.

...

Well, anyways, that was weird. I turn to Satono and Mai. "...You two can leave if you want."

"Actually we weren't doing anything-." Satono speaks up when Mai covers her mouth.

"We were. You stopped to talk about something else." Mai deadpans. "...We were moving a piano, by the way."

Wh-. "A piano." I echo. "What's Okina need a piano for...?"

"Oh, that!" Satono snaps her fingers. "Yeah, I forgot. Oopsies." Then she looks at me. "I dunno either. Mai?"

"...She didn't tell me." Mai shakes her head. "Needless to say, we'll be off now."

"Feel free to call us again~!" Satono winks at me, as they both just leave through a back alley. I briefly hear a door open then shut. Hmm.

Okay, now then.

"Um... S-Sorry about Meira-san." This short, silver-haired girl in dorky glasses walks up to me after those two leave. Wait-. I recognise her. Didn't I see this girl when I first came to the village with Junko...? "W-Wait, do... I know you from somewhere...?"

Oh, hey, she recognises me! She's wearing the same grey dress!

Let's be honest. "We briefly saw each other in the village a few days ago, I think. You were carrying a basket." That's all I remember.

"Oh, yes, yes, now I remember!" Her eyes widen as a smile picks up. "Yes, you were... with the lady in the very Chinese attire, right? I don't think I can forget an outfit like yours..."

"Yeah." Not sure if that's a compliment to my fashion or not. "You looked unique compared to everyone else."

"I knew you were staring at me..." She giggles to herself. "Guess Marisa was wrong about how I look. Well, I'm... Silia. S-Silia Arkhana. I'm a Luna-... Moonlight youkai. I'm a moonlight youkai. N-Not that it's a bad thing for me to be in the village, no, n-not at all! I like to help people, especially humans!"

"What's a moonlight youkai?" She was definitely about to say something other than light just then.

"Well, a moonlight youkai like me is... well, a lot more powerful when we bask in the light of the full moon." Silia pushes her glasses up, gaining a nerdy look. "B-But as I was saying, sorry about Meira-san, she's just... b-been paranoid lately, especially with that mystery youkai going around... What's your name...?"

"Rajime." I nod at her. "Rajime Naga. Younger brother of Trish, if you know who she is."

"O-Oh, Trish-san?" Silia's eyes light up. "W-W-Wait, y-y-you're Rajime-san?! As in that Rajime-san?! Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh...!"

Uh. "What?" I'm slightly concerned because she seems really excited to know who I am now.

"Ah, yes, and here we see the first fanatic of the great Rajimarin cult." Raiju jokes. That's also hardly appropriate.

"T-Trish-san's told me a lot about you!" Silia bows her head repeatedly, looking really ecstatic. She's also breathing hysterically. Um. Should I be worried? "I-I've been writing books on, um, creation, and the creation of nature, the making of elements, essences, materials, so much more, and um-. I would really, really like it if you could spare some time to read through my notes and help me with some questions I've been having and-."

She pauses, realising she's losing control of herself. "O-Oh, um, I'm sorry, I'm just... really excited, if you can't tell."

"It's fine." I place a hand on her shoulder. She is surprisingly short. She's, like, half my height, if not a bit more.

"Thanks, um..." Silia takes a deep breath. "Trish-san just made you sound like this... really nice guy who helps everyone, you sound so cool and inspiring that I... ahah, that I just lose myself at the thought of one day meeting you, and I guess... that day's here. O-Okay, Silia, deep breaths..." She mutters that last part to herself, before doing some exaggerated deep breathing. "That's better... Okay, um, Rajime-san, I just find your ability really... interesting. Creating things like elements and nature is... such an interesting topic, that I've changed most of my studies to centre itself around you and the creation of, well, everything, really. The air, the ground, the water, the grass, as I said, everything."

"Yep, she's a wacky fella. Cuckoo crazy." Raiju, be quiet. Silia's just your average teenage fangirl. "Trish made that obsession exist by the way. Keep that in mind. Also, she looks like she's... fucking nine or something."

...True. She does look pretty young for a youkai, actually. "Silia, how old exactly are you? I'm asking because, well, I'm curious, plus you seem really young for a youkai."

"Physically, I'm fifteen." She smiles. "...But in actuality, I have a mental age of about a thousand years old, maybe one-and-a-half thousand."

Oh. She's one of those types of people. The one that people would argue 'but your honour she's a thousand years old mentally'. Yeah, that.

"...You stole my joke." Raiju laments.

I'm just quicker to the draw.

Still. "That's impressive." I nod at Silia. "I'm only eighteen."

"Really?" She leans closer to me, looking me up and down. "You do have the attributes of a very young adult, the closer I look, but I had believed you and Trish-san were older..." Then she smiles. "But it goes to show that the youths can have the best potential, it's just most adults and older youkai are stupid enough to not see that."

Huh. "But legally, I'm an adult." I raise a brow.

"Hehehehe... That's why I said most." Silia raises a finger. "Plus, there's Keine. And Mokou. And Atriox - or Atri as I call him. And Meira. And Akaruimirai. And Akyuu-san. And Kosuzu. Kosuzu's actually the only one who's really around my genuine physical age, so I hang out with her a lot. I... do try to talk with Trish-san during the day, too, but the smell of alcohol almost always makes me feel woozy, like I'm about to pass out..."

Hmm. "Okay. Well, I've got someone to meet." Actually, I smell, see, and hear an opportunity. Can't taste or feel it though. "Do you want to come with me?"

"...How the fuck do you taste an opportunity?" Raiju wonders aloud.

I dunno.

"R-R-Really?!" Silia jumps in surprise. "O-Oh, an outing with you and a friend of yours?! Yes, yes, definitely! I would love to, it'd give you someone else to talk to, and I can use it to further my studies! Who are you meeting?"

"A poverty god I'm friends with. She's not expecting anyone else though." I smile. "But I'm sure she'll be fine with you tagging along."

"Poverty god...?" Silia furrows her brows, snapping her fingers a few times. "Yes... Oh, yes yes yes! The older Yorigami, right? I've seen her begging on the streets a few times, as well as at Hakurei Shrine. I feel bad for her. Are you two friends?"

"Yeah." I nod once. "I mean, she can't really make many friends. Misfortune and all that. Maybe you two could be friends, though?"

"That does sound nice, I um..." She pauses, looking down. "...I don't really have many friends my age myself, or none that can appreciate the knowledge I have. There's Keine, but she's my teacher, even though I end up teaching her more in the end, ahah... There's Mokou, but she doesn't care half the time, um... Meira's a bit too harsh for my liking. Atri is... himself. He's weird. Akaruimirai's too busy protecting the village all the time, so that leaves Kosuzu and Akyuu-san. Kosuzu's pretty nice. I think you'd like meeting her and she'd probably be interested in meeting you as well. As for Akyuu-san, um... she's always busy writing that chronicle of hers, but she does get some free time now and then. So, I don't know how to really talk with gods, but..." But then she starts giving me a confident smile. "...I'm always ready to give it my all and help people!"

"That's nice to hear." I nod with a neutral expression. "Let's go then."

"Oh, yes!" Silia enthusiastically follows alongside me. Some people give us weird looks as we go by.

"Who's that with Silia-chan? That ain't that fella Atriox." A man asks another guy.

"Dunno. Maybe he's her father or something. I mean, have any of us actually seen Silia-chan's parents?"

"I haven't. Maybe she's his sister?" A woman asks.

"Or maybe they're friends and you're all idiots." I notice a particular voice belonging to Kifujin. Oh, hey, she's in the village for no reason too, that's cool.

"Nah, they've gotta be related! Or maybe they're dating!" I hear who I swear is Saikoro. If it is her, I'm going to headbutt her if Kifujin doesn't-.

CRASH!

...I look back just in time to see that a piano has fallen out of the sky and towards, supposedly, Saikoro. Fortunately nobody was hurt and it's revealed Saikoro was standing there. She wasn't hurt though. Silia also looks back.

"Um..." She blinks at it. I look up.

When I do so, I notice Okina waving at me from a door in the air. Oh, hi Okina. I wave back as she shuts the door and it just... disappears.

...Apparently a sage can drop a piano on people whenever they-...

...Wait. Is that the piano Satono and Mai were moving? Huh. Came full circle. But this also implies that Okina has access to a bunch of pianos she can just throw out of doors like that. Hmm.

"Door grandma is best grandma." Raiju comments. I-. Okina isn't my grandma. "I mean. She pretty much is. She looks like Junko."

"I will do things to you that nobody can even comprehend or name one day, thunder beast, mark my words." Okina's voice suddenly projects itself in my head, like she knew Raiju was going to say something stupid.

"...Noted!" Raiju sounds absolutely terrified of her. Then again, she slapped him. As a projection. Which hurt only him. How did that not hurt me...?

"Good. Oh, and by the way, I prefer the term 'door mom'." Okina's voice fades again.

...

Nevermind, Okina's weird too.

"Now that was weird..." Silia starts increasing her pace, unsettled. So do I. "I don't want a piano to fall on me...!"

"Same, honestly." Even though I know for a fact Okina wouldn't drop a piano on me.

We enter the village square as soon as I say that and I can see Shion almost immediately, standing by a statue of a dragon. Its eyes are grey-... Wait, is that the Dragon God Statue? The one Keine mentioned that one time...? "Over there."

"Ah, clear weather! I was meaning to check the statue today, too..." Silia nods once, smiling. "It's never wrong."

"That's uh... not what I'm focusing on. Shion's in front of the statue." I point out.

"Oh, yes, she is standing there." Silia also notices Shion exists. Shion's holding... six sticks of dango. Wh-. Why six. Why does she have six.

"Alright, let's go-..." I start walking up to her when I'm stopped by a guy. "What."

"Hey, look, buddy. You're walking in my space. This whole bit of the village square? My space." This guy's big and looks pretty dumb. Literally who is this NPC.

"...I'm walking through it." I step to the left and he intentionally does the same to block me. 

"Not without paying me you aren't." Oh, wow. "Gimme some cash and I'll overlook this."

...I turn to Silia with one of those looks. She shakes her head. I turn back to the man. "Look, pal, buddy." I raise my finger. "...I don't care. This is a public space, not yours."

"...What?" He twitches. Okay, diplomacy won't work, this guy is literally too dumb.

"Yeah. You heard me. It's a public space. You're just some hooligan trying to score some illegal goods." I shrug. "Why should I pay you, anyway?"

"I'll beat you up if you don't." He looms over me, trying to make himself menacing.

...I stare him dead in the eyes and-.

 

(Raiju POV)

 

Oh, hey, I'm here! Woohoo!

T'fuck was Rajime gonna say...? Oh, right, he wanted me to say it. "...If I don't beat you up first. I mean, dude, you're asking for it. Plus I have a shield. You don't. Major equipment gap there, pal. Hit the bricks, you're done, dude."

"Shut... the fu-." He lunges at me yo dude-.

"Sumira!" I hear Silia shout and-.

Ting! BAM!

A translucent shield blocks the attempted punch and the guy hits himself really hard in the face, falling flat on his ass. I-. Pfffffft! O-Oh, man, that's hilarious! Bad for him, but freakin' hilarious for me! "...Or if you don't beat yourself up for being such a bi~g dumb-dumb~." I lean over him, pick up his head whilst he's reeling in pain, then headbutt him. That knocks him out cold and it makes my head ache. Ow.

...That guy must have a very thick skull. Freakin' chrome dome reinforced with five gallons of tungsten.

"Honestly, the nerve." Silia walks up to me, pouting down at the guy. "He clearly saw I was there yet he still went for it regardless. Although, you did knock him out cold. I thought you didn't fight?"

...I turn to her. "Look, it's a story and a half and this is my one day off." I nod and-.

 

(Rajime POV)

 

Raiju's freedom is short-lived. I am not having a repeat of what happened with Misumaru. "...So let's not open that can of worms." I finish what he was going to say, at least.

"...Ah." Silia nods once, kicking the guy once in the ribs. "Moron."

That's gotta hurt since Silia's wearing sandals. Sandals hurt a lot more than normal shoes, trust me. And hers are the wooden ones which're even worse.

Still! Shion. She's uh... looking over this way and is actually floating over insted of walking like a normal person. Then again, she's not wearing shoes. "Um... Rajime...?"

"Hi Shion." I nod at her, gesturing to the guy on the floor. "As you can tell, issues came up. Sorry for being late."

"O-Oh, no, it's fine! I-I would have waited all day, haha..." Shion chuckles to herself, then she realises Silia's there. "O-Oh, um, is this a friend of yours...?"

"Hi Shion-san." Silia bows courteously. "I'm Silia. Yes, I am a friend of Rajime's, but I like to consider him more as a master." Pff-. Whah-. "A-A teacher, I mean, master sounds more... inappropriate, given t-the implications, um-."

"N-No, I get it." Shion looks down at the six dango sticks she's holding. "I-I um... didn't know what you'd like, p-plus I was pretty hungry, so I figured we could s-share three each, but um... we can have two each, including y-you, Silia, so, um..."

They look like rabbits at the top. "Where'd you get these from?"

"H-Huh? Oh, there's two moon rabbits h-here in the village." Shion looks down at them. Her mouth's watering. Also Raiju called it wrong. She didn't get dirt. "They both sell dango but they're rivals..." Also, moon rabbits, huh...? Selling dango as rivals? Probably not better than Curo's bioweapons that also double as medicine, but oh well, everyone has different tastes, I guess.

Then again, I've only tasted Curo's Black Sabbath. So... yeah. 

"I can have two?" Silia blinks in surprise. "Well, um, thank you, actually, I kind of forgot to eat today..."

"Do you even need to eat food?" I decide to ask her. Because she is a youkai.

"Well, not really, but... it's nice. Helps to keep me full of energy, too." Silia flashes her glasses briefly.

I look at the colours of dango Shion has. One's a mixture of red and orange, another's purely green, two more're this pinkish-white, one's a bright yellow, and the last one's a calm oceanic blue. I decide to speak up about that. "...Those aren't traditional colours... What flavours did you get, Shion?"

"Oh, well, um... They... managed to make dango which're, um, well, different than normal." She looks at them in her hands. Her mouth's still watering, by the way. How hungry is she.

"Hungry enough to eat a horse." Raiju says that as a joke, but... she really does look that hungry.

"The... red and orange one is strawberry and orange, I think...?" Shion looks at the one in question, then at the others. "I think the green one is apple, the pinkish ones're marshmallow-flavoured - I really like those ones a-actually, the bright yellow is lemon and lime, and... t-the blue is blueberries? I think...?"

"Only one way to find out." Silia smiles, taking two. She takes the red-orange one and the blue one. Aw, I wanted the red-orange one.

"Um... Here. I kept them super safe and t-took extra care so they didn't get... dirty, or anything, since, um, I'm pretty unlucky..." Shion meekly smiles, extending the four to me so I can choose mine. I take one of the pink-white ones and the bright yellow ones. So I've left her with apple and marshmallow.

...Actually. "Do they even have marshmallows here? Like, actual ones?" I tilt my head.

"I don't... think so...?" Shion furrows her brows.

"Actually, we do." Silia reveals, smiling cheerily. "We just can't make many, since it requires corn syrup and sugar, something we don't exactly have. Not that we have many farms in the village, either. Come to think of it, I don't know how most of the shops in the village get their supplies. Probably through under-the-table business with powerful youkai or gods... I mean, humans need youkai and gods as much as they need humans here."

"...Huh. When were marshmallows first made?" I tilt my head.

"Two thousand years before the calendar numbers changed outside of Gensokyo. So, 2000BC." Silia tells me. She actually knew that...? "Egyptians used them to soothe sore throats apparently."

"Ne~rd." Be quiet, Raiju, it's an interesting fact that suits the situation. "NE~RD."

...Be quiet.

"Wow..." Shion looks like she's in a trance. She's just staring at her dango.

"...You can eat them by the way. Neither of us'll judge." Silia smiles.

"Oh, um, yes, eheh..." Shion realises that then immediately eats her dango in a matter of seconds, without a second thought. "M-Mmm~...!"

Well, she looks extremely satisfied now. I just sort of... bite into mine as we begin walking through the village, but in a specific direction. Which is towards Misty Lake, I think. Silia's also happily munching hers.

"...Fluffy bunny dango." Raiju thinks on the concept. "We should steal some. It'd be funny."

Raiju, I have money. We can buy it. Stealing is also wrong.

"It's a... cost-saving strategy." No, it's a crime. "Oh."

Yeah. Illegal. Big no-no.

Well, it might be a while until we get to Misty Lake, so...

 


Meanwhile... (Medicine POV)

 

...

...

...

It's quiet. It's always quiet out here. Nobody ever comes by. Just me and Su-san sitting alone in a... in a field of lilies-of-the-valley.

...

It's boring. I'm bored. Playing with Su-san is fun, but I'm really bored. I wanna talk to someone, go somewhere, see things. That time with Rajime and Alice and uh... that cat, whoever she was, was nice. I wanna do more stuff like that. It was fun. I wanna do it more. I wanna see more people!

And Rajime, um...

...

He's-. She's weird. She, I mean, um... I still can't forget that. Rajime was a girl the entire time... I never would've guessed otherwise, too. She just looks naturally like a guy. It's a weird look. I mean, what girl dresses up like she does? Well-. She does, I mean, but... you know...!

...

I wonder if she'll ever come by and visit here. The Hill of the Nameless.

...

She'll probably get poisoned by all the lilies though. People kept abandoning children here 'cause they didn't want 'em. I guided them out 'cause they're just kids. I hate adults. My owner was an adult. That's why I hate 'em.

...Plus I can't be mad at kids. I was made for entertaining them, I think. I mean, that's what dolls're for sometimes, right...? Maybe I was just a super big doll made for kids to play with? But then I was just... tossed here. I guess.

...

I dunno why I can't be mad at kids either, like, even before Rajime changed my mind. Especially human kids, I guess I just felt... I dunno, like them. They were abandoned like me, but they've got a life they can control. I'm just a doll. So I guess I just wanna help any who get sent here.

I mean, those I do help get abducted by youkai. They're probably happier with the youkai than their parents anyway. Stupid human adults, so full of themselves and stupid and mean and smelly and-.

...Not all of 'em are bad, I guess. Rajime's an adult and she's a human, right...?

"You seem to be lost in thought today, Medicine." Someone speaks up from nearby. Someone I know. I turn and see Yuuka-san. "What's on your mind?"

"Yuuka-san?" I tilt my head. My doll joints cease up slightly because of this motion. Stupid joints. I start secreting liquid poison to get them to move right, so they do. All of them do. People don't even notice my joints but they're there. I just look pretty human.

"Not just her." There's... someone else next to Yuuka-san. Wait... Green hair, blue eyes, obnoxiously frilly hat, super imperial-looking blue clothes, black skirt, she's holding a weird golden rod with this super weird pattern on... Oh, wait, it's the judge lady from that one flower incident! Um, what's her name... Eiki? Something like that. I'm kinda sure it's Eiki though. 

...I can't really forget someone like her. She's weird. "And, um... the judge lady? Did I do something wrong again...?"

"Not at all. In fact, you've been surprisingly good lately." Eiki remarks, holding that rod with both hands. "It's almost as if you've changed entirely as an individual. Do you still hate humans?"

"...Kinda." I look away.

"...Wasn't your hatred for humanity your entire motivator? What do you mean 'kind of'?" Yuuka-san's surprised to hear this. I can't really blame her. She hates humans too, but for different reasons to me, I think. "What changed with you all of a sudden?"

"...I spent time with a human." I admit. "He wasn't bad."

"I see you did listen to my lecture in the end." Eiki comments, before briefly pulling out some kinda mirror from a pocket...

Oh, yeah, she kinda lectured me on something like that, I guess. Rajime being with Alice was just kinda... what made it click. Alice makes dolls. Rajime was kinda fascinated with me, unlike a bunch of other humans I've beat up in the past. He wasn't afraid or anything.

Then, she looks up from the mirror. "...This human... Ah. I see."

What?

"...Medicine, who did you talk to?" Yuuka-san asks me, her expression dead serious. "They've poisoned your already poisonous mind with doubts and lies."

"Actually, I find it quite contrary. It's a human you've interacted with before, Kazami, one who's still alive." Eiki speaks up, looking directly at her. "Does the name Rajime ring any bells? Because I believe it certainly should, he's the one regular human who you haven't been overly aggressive towards for being in the Garden of the Sun. Although, he was akin to Medicine at one point, but in a different way. I merely used my Cleansed Crystal Mirror to look into his past, albeit for a brief moment, and there I discovered he was a shut-in himself, never usually going outside all that much until recently. Further-."

"I get it, you can stop with the lecture." Yuuka-san rolls her eyes, but then her face softens. "...Still, Medicine, you talked with Rajime of all people?"

"...It was during all that card stuff." I look back. "Alice was there."

"Ah. I get it now." Yuuka-san rubs her chin. "Rajime certainly isn't a... bad human, exactly. But it's not as if he's a typical human, either."

"...If I may bring something up, however, Rajime is a girl." Eiki decides to mention that. "I have heard of... situations like this before, but I don't see it as a sin."

"Rajime's a girl? That makes far more sense." Yuuka-san sighs. "It would explain why he's so gentle all the time... But he seemed particularly insistent he was a man. Why is that?"

"If I had to determine based on his past actions until now... I would argue that it's due to his appearance. Rajime might not be particularly comfortable with admitting that he is a girl. Not to mention, he's dealt with a great deal of trauma and loss himself, though that makes him stronger than your average human, as he adapted in a way that fit him. Adapting is necessary to survival for all living beings, after all, such is the saying of 'sink or swim', as cruel as it sounds." Eiki brings her rod further up to her chin... "However, said trauma and loss came from his youth. His oldest sister suffered through similar, as did his other two siblings. It's also the stem for a particular fear of astraphobia and he's been holding onto that fear ever since then. He doesn't have parents. That's all that I'll say."

Oh... It's not hard to figure out why Rajime's so... weird all the time. Why she's so peaceful.

"And your point is?" Yuuka-san just stares at her dryly.

"...Rajime is very well stronger than you, Kazami. I even took into consideration removing that odd potential of his. He's clever." Eiki stares back blankly.

"He isn't." Yuuka-san seems angry... "He's just a human. I'm a youkai. Youkai are stronger than-."

"Very well, then tell me this. Why did you willingly train him, then, instead of scaring him soulless like you do with other humans, if not slaughter them relentlessly?" Eiki raises a brow, cutting her off. "I find that to be evidence that he's far smarter than you are."

"Or, perhaps, he's suicidal." Yuuka-san rolls her eyes. "Maybe I underestimated him. Perhaps he is a threat with that potential of his."

"No! He's smart and he's a good person!" I decide to speak up, catching Yuuka-san off-guard for a brief moment. "He avoided fighting a bunch of people just by talking during the card stuff! He never even fought once! Plus he convinced me not all humans're bad, so that's something, right?! He was treating me like I was a normal person, that I wasn't some tool!"

"Deception and lies. People act sweet but in fact they're quite manipulative." Yuuka-san shakes her head. Grrh...!

"...His intentions were genuine with Melancholy." Eiki backs me up on it! See?! "He doesn't treat her as a tool like other humans do. If anything, he decided to see why she hated humans so much and sympathised with her because he knows what it's like to feel pain as she did. That sympathy led to a change in your thinking, Melancholy, am I wrong?"

"No..." I nod once. "That's... not wrong."

"Of course." She continues, going into that full-on lecture mode... "And, further on, Rajime has been the same way to many others, even those he knows can't be trusted entirely. Such as Shameimaru, Komakusa, even you, Kazami. He put faith into people and it paid off for him. He knows who to trust and how to trust. He's a selfless individual who sticks true to his sense of justice, much like how I stick to mine to ensure all is fair. By no means is he selfish, he does consider those involved and puts them before himself. Although, that behaviour could be seen as self-destructive down the line." Eiki shakes her head. "Needless to say, I can definitively label Rajime as a genuinely good person and only fights if necessary. He will always attempt to talk things out or barter for other possibilities. After all, he did resolve that flood incident and heard one of the culprits out for their reasoning. Such a thing you wouldn't receive with the likes of the Hakurei or Kirisame, or other commonplace people who fix such incidents, they merely beat down anyone who stands in their way to 'fix' the incident."

"...Are you done?" Yuuka dryly stares at her. I'm not gonna call her Yuuka-san anymore. I wanna trust in Rajime more than her now, just to prove her wrong! She's stupid!

"I suppose." Eiki closes her eyes, breathing out. "...Though, he does have me interested, too. Someone that exceptionally selfless, for a human no less, is exceedingly rare, especially given that... potential I got brief glimpses of. I had heard from Shonin lately regarding such a human who had also caught the Goddess of Hell's eye. As a matter of fact, I distinctly remember judging a few Nagas in the past. They were either borderline good or evil, never a mixture of both."

Shonin...? "Isn't Shonin that weird devil lady?"

"You've met her?" Eiki blinks at me. "...I suppose you would have if you are spending time around Rajime. Despite his kind nature, he stays around with those with the most cruel intentions. Perhaps he believes he can save people with those kinds of intent with his own. After all, actions speak louder than words most often than not."

"Despite all that, you didn't prove that I'm weaker than him." Yuuka finally speaks up again, smirking at Eiki.

"Oh, I certainly did." Eiki neutrally smiles back. "Rajime doesn't judge people based on what they did or who they are. You, however, do. I suppose I am one to speak, being a judge of the dead and all, but even so. He doesn't hold grudges. You do, Kazami. He has far more personal freedom to choose what he wants than you ever will in your lifetime as a youkai. And needless to say, his 'weapon', if it can even be called that, had you worried. You're afraid, deep down, of him, yet you're too afraid to admit it out of both pride and stubbornness. He's a force of pure good and nothing else. You only believe your intentions behind your actions towards humans are good as you think you're enacting karma upon them. Most of those humans didn't intentionally hurt nature, flowers, anything to do with the reasons you hold, they were just bystanders who couldn't do a thing as the selfish ruined the environment.

Yuuka... doesn't say anything. She just stays quiet and glares at Eiki this time...

Ha! I knew it! She is stupid!

"Your stunned silence is proof of this." Eiki judges from Yuuka's face. "You don't want to audibly admit such a thing yet, clearly, in your head, I can see that you're definitely considering what I've said thus far. Why do you think Rajime is so liked and sociable whilst mostly everyone avoids you?"

"Fear." Yuuka responds without a second thought.

"Well, yes, for humans, but for other youkai?" The judge raises a brow...

"...Where are you going with this? Are you trying to anger me?" Yuuka's face turns dark very quickly...

"No. I'm just saying that other youkai might not respect or look up to you as much as you would like. You're ruthless but for the wrong reasons, you don't leave anything for other youkai. Why else were you backed into a corner by that divine spirit so easily? She could have killed you because you wouldn't tell her where Rajime was, until Tamamo no Mae had stepped in. Your stubbornness can and will be the death of you, Kazami. Yet that stubbornness refuses to let you admit it, it's like a plague afflicting flowers and crops. A famine, of sorts."

Yuuka begins scowling. "I had originally came here to check on Medicine, but you just had to ruin the moment, didn't you, yama? You value fairness yet you believe a normal, unimportant human is stronger than me. What of Gensokyo's natural order?"

"...Need I remind you I don't judge based on the rules in Gensokyo? I judge based on one's morals and actions, not how well they followed a land's rules and-." Eiki keeps talking whilst Yuuka just... starts leaving.

"Go to Hell." She tells the judge lady, before flying away.

"...I already live there." Eiki watches Yuuka go for a moment, before turning to me. "I'm sorry you had to witness Kazami like that. Though, that certainly was brave sticking up for Rajime like that. How much did he influence you, exactly?"

"...A lot." I sigh, looking down. "I... kinda see him like a big brother. Kinda. He cares a bunch and he's not mean. He's super smart, he knows how to get stuff done, and he's just... reliable. I guess." 

"You guess or you know, Melancholy?" Eiki asks me, leaning closer. "Because, in fact, you do know the answer, you just always second-guess yourself due to your status as a doll youkai. You're never fully sure on your thoughts. Be confident in yourself and you should find the answer. For now... Would you like to seek out Rajime with me? I believe a visit is in order and I am being covered for today and tomorrow. I had heard there was a banquet being held in Gensokyo by a particularly influential tengu, too."

"There is?" I tilt my head. "I dunno anything about that, but..." Be confident in myself...? "...sure. I wanna see Rajime again. It's always really boring up here 'cause nobody comes around at all.

"Very well. Come, with me, we should be able to find him in no time." Rising off of the ground, Eiki starts floating. I do too. Then we just kinda... fly away.

...

I wonder what Rajime's doing.

 


Meanwhile... (Rajime POV)


So, after a brief walk, a brief hold-up at the village gate, and now that weird feeling yet aain, we're uh... at Misty Lake. It's calm and it's quiet.

"...So." I look at Shion. "...Did you want to come here to get away from Joon for a while?"

"Huh...? Well, um, yes..." Shion sighs. "I-I don't hate her, though, but she can just be..."

"Irritating?" Silia guesses. She's got her legs in the water of Misty Lake. She also took her sandals off. Shion also has her legs in Misty Lake because she doesn't wear shoes apparently. I'm not because wet feet and socks never mix well.

"Yeah." Shion nods, then looks at me. "I-Is it the same for you and... um... your sister...?"

"...Well... Trish can be really stubborn at times, but she's not too irritating. I know she cares deep down." I fold my arms. "I don't know about you and Joon though. Does she care?"

"Well, um... sometimes?" Shion's eyes lower, unsure.

"Sometimes." I echo. "Shion, look, I'm going to be honest. You need to be more assertive of yourself."

"...I do...?" She tilts her head at me, looking back up.

"I've heard of times where you did occasionally stand up for yourself." Silia starts smiling. "...I had also heard you sounded so independent and confident when you were like that."

Shion looks down at her knees, then loosely picks up some sand, drops it, then fidgets with it. We're all sat on the sandy part of Misty Lake. Near the water.

...Lakeside.

"You could've just said lakeside." I know, Raiju, shut it.

"...I-I guess I was." Shion replies after a moment of fidgeting with sand.

"Mmm." I place a hand on her back. "From one person who has an annoying sibling to another, I feel your pain, Shion. Has Joon showed... any signs of changing, at all...?"

"Well, um, t-there was that one time where she went t-to Myouren Temple..." Shion decides to reveal part. "B-Before that, though, she was a lot worse, so, um..."

"She can change then." Silia comments, bringing a hand to her chin.

"Nero probably knows about her, too." I decide to off-handedly bring up Nero.

"O-Oh, that monk with the... gun...?" Shion knows who I'm talking about. "I-I think Joon mentioned him to me once or twice. I think she said he had a s-son or something..."

"Yeah, he does. I've met his son. He's called Rujo and he's a nix." I look into the water. "Pretty sure he lived here, actually, at Misty Lake. He should be at Myouren Temple right now though, patching things up with Nero. Because uh... Nero's a human."

"...And was Rujo a human?" Silia tilts her head. I just nod. "...Reimu might have issues with this Rujo then, depending on how willing he was to become a nix."

"Wait, what?" I blink, turning to her. "Really?"

"Yeah. Apparently, it's considered taboo to willingly become a youkai if you're a human. I'm not sure about magicians but I'm imagining it's the same. There was a fortune teller once who was a human then became a youkai. Reimu... killed him. But there are other humans turned youkai she hasn't killed. Alice, for one. Sodatsu, for another. They both became youkai and were originally humans. I was born a youkai."

"Maybe Reimu's just biased?" I offer a concept. "I know about an undine who hangs around Rujo. She was also a human and became a water spirit by drowning."

"That's... a different situation." Silia thinks on it. "If she drowned to become an undine, she didn't willingly become a youkai. That's fine. Where did she drown?"

"Right here." I look down. "Her name was Mizu."

"M-Mizu?" Silia freezes. "So that's... where she went. Everyone thought she died. She went out of the village exploring as she usually did. I... guess she did die, but she came back. Was it the fairies?"

"Yeah. Water fairies." I nod once. "Apparently she retained some of her human aspects. Funnily enough, her last name was Undine before she became, well, an undine."

"...I'm going to exterminate every single water fairy I see from now on. For Mizu-chan." Silia scowls for a brief moment. "And they won't come back, I'll make sure of it."

"...That's... p-pretty dark." Shion finally speaks up again. "D-Do you think Reimu'll actually kill this... um... R-Rujo person...?"

"Probably. But then again, he's at Myouren Temple. Byakuren-san'll keep an eye on him, plus his father, Nero, is there too. I'm sure they'll try and convince her otherwise." Silia thinks on it for a brief moment.

"Y-... Yeah, probably. I... don't want to see people get hurt." Shion folds her arms uncomfortably. She even shivers.

"...Are you cold?" I decide to ask her, moving to hold her gently around her side with my arm.

"N-No!" Shion jumps, realising I changed my contact point. "I-I'm fine, I'm j-just..." She sighs. "N-Nevermind, I am cold..."

I smile. "That wasn't so hard. Hang on." 

I shift Aegis to Aegis-Creation. Toeiji just pops up out of nowhere. I look down at it. It looks back up at me.

"...That's an interesting little guy." Silia gently moves her hands to take and inspect it. "What are you doing with that, exactly...?"

"Watch and learn." I breathe in, letting go of Shion. Time for Misumaru's training to pay off...! "Fire!"

A fire lights on the sand. It does not go out immediately and just... sits on the sand. It's big, too.

"Wh-." Shion stares at it in surprise. "Y-You really made that for me?"

"Yeah." I breathe out. The fire's not giving any signs of going out, either. Silia's just... eyeing the flame in awe.

"Oh, an exact demonstration of the creation of nature...!" Silia pulls out a little notebook and begins furiously scribbling down. "I have to note this down for later, yes..."

Okay, whilst she's doing that, I practically pull Shion's legs out of the water, then sit her near to the fire. "Here, warm up."

"T-Thank you..." Shion bows her head appreciatively, practically treating the fire as a sacred object.

"You are now a god." Raiju snorts. "Or a magician who looks like a god. Conventional use of fire magic - heat your friends up. Not offensive ass-blasting, but y'know."

Your vocabulary is a mistake.

"A mistake this ain't." Raiju begins chuckling.

"You know..." I turn to Silia. "...What are your abilities? Everyone always has some kind of unique ability to them. Or everyone that I've met so far, at least."

"Hm?" She looks up at me, before flashing her glasses. "Well, I'm glad you asked, Rajime-san! You see, I can reflect anything and manipulating brightness and light! For example, take the light of this flame here! And now..." She focuses on it, her lips pursing into a grin. "Flare to life!"

There's a lot of light coming off of that fire what the hell-.

Pi~CHUN!

I don't know how but that also killed a nearby fairy who was just staring at the fire in shock. D-... Did Silia just kill that fairy with pure shock?

"But, you see, my abilities rely on how much light the moon reflects from the sun. And since the moon was full a few days ago, my abilities are, well, at their peak right now. If this planet had two moons, I would be even stronger if they were both full. That's how my abilities interact with moons. I could make everyone in Gensokyo see the light from this one fire, if I wanted."

"Who started a forest fire?!" Suddenly, Kolar runs out of the forest. I-. Wait, Kolar? "I-I can see that fire from here, I-..."

...He slows down, realising the fire is controlled and is small. "What the...?"

"...Ah." Silia turns to him. "I suppose it does look like a forest fire, since..." Silia looks at the surrounding trees, before sighing. "I'm sorry for alarming you, sir. I was just... trying to demonstrate my power."

"Not like that!" Kolar shakes his head, then realises I'm here. "Oh. Um... Hi, Rajime."

"Hi Kolar." I nod back, as the other two just look at me in bewilderment.

"...Do you know this guy?" Silia raises a brow. Shion's just looking at me expectantly.

"Yeah, obviously." I chuckle. "That guy's a friend of mine before I ended up in Gensokyo." I reveal. "He's Kolar Relay. He's a butler for a vampire. Also he has a red sword."

"...Yeah." Kolar sighs, approaching the fire to take a seat. "I've been busy, though..."

"How busy?" I decide to ask.

"Busy enough to warrant a banshee who can actually sing staying at the manor, a seemingly ageless and eternal hermit to take an interest, the most... opulent cow woman you will probably, um, ever meet, um..." Kolar pauses, sighing. "I... also went to Hell before it moved somewhere, apparently. There's a mind reader down there. She's... um... nice, kind of. There was this guy who can use glaives perfectly, yet he's also an amnesiac, um... There's a lot of oni, too, and... I fought a hell raven with nuclear powers."

I'm sorry. "A who with what now." I blink.

"Hell raven. With nuclear powers." Kolar repeats. "I still can't believe that myself... Apparently she fused with a god, or something...? She's really, really dumb though, which is ironic for a raven. I think her name was Utsuho...?" Kolar tilts his head. True, though, ravens are supposed to be smart. "I... don't honestly know I'm alive, ahah..."

"Because." I raise a finger. "You're smart. She was dumb."

"...I guess." Kolar looks down with a small smile. "As for those... other two I mentioned, um... The mind reader's name is Satori. The... same as the type of youkai. The amnesiac with the flawless glaive usage is called Michino. Michino um... Kioku. He reminded me of you, honestly."

"Oh, I've heard of Komeiji before." Silia reveals this Satori's full name is Satori Komeiji. "She barely ever visits the surface world though, but if the kasha ever comes by the Human Village, and if I see her, I convince her to take me down to the Underworld to see Komeiji. What she knows about minds of people is an interesting topic for my studies."

"Huh." I nod once, then decide to ask Kolar about this Michino guy. "...Michino, uh... How's that guy remind you of me?"

"Well, he's extremely passive and is... needlessly curious about a lot of things." Kolar thinks on it. "He never misuses a glaive either, so he's pretty much the Underworld's lone human warrior. He's definitely a human, too. His lack of memory means he doesn't hate youkai, either, so he's pretty much a good match for Satori, who was hated for being able to read minds..." Then, he sighs. "But, he's also clueless a lot of the time and doesn't have a general purpose. I think he said his last name was Kioku. So, Michino Kioku."

"...I see." I nod once. To be fair, that sort of does sound like me.

"Um..." Shion decides to speak up again. "Why're you out here...?"

"I was going about my duties. Being a butler and all..." Kolar places his hands on his legs. "Um... I was with the cow woman I mentioned at the manor gates. The usual gate guard was there, too, and I was giving her some coffee..."

Oh. They do have coffee here then.

"And I believe you were mentioning something about your past?" All of a sudden, this very grandly-dressed and large woman walks up. Holy hell she is big. She's also... probably around my height, if I had to guess.

Other than that, though, she has grey cow horns on her head and a pure white tail sticking out from her back. She has long, white hair tied into freeflowing twintails and black clothing. All the while, countless genuine gemstones line her clothes and were embedded into said clothes. It's like... a tank-top which covers most of her torso, barring the top and some of the bottom. I can see muscles on her torso, too, so she looks... pretty powerful in terms of physical strength. She's also wearing shorts that look a bit too tight. And to top it all off, a very grandoise crimson, fluffy gown. All of it's flashy and, as I said, covered in gemstones.

Diamonds, rubies, emeralds, sapphires, amethysts, quartz, jade, bronze, platinum, lapis, um... pearls-. Okay, she just has a lot of different gems that sparkle all kinds of different colours. What the hell. Not to mention the countless gold jewellery items she has on, like bracelets, rings, a choker, necklaces, arm bands, um...

Needless to say, she's loaded with gems.

"And Jesus fuck she's thick!" Raiju decides to irregularly comment on her physique. "Dude-. She knows how much her clothes reveal of, like, her chest, and boy does she NOT care!" Yeah, she's... big. Like. Very big. It's... uh... hard to describe without it sounding weird. Then again, she is a cow-like youkai, so...

Also, to be fair, she does look incredibly confident, yet peaceful.

"Um... Whoa. Uh." Silia pauses, staring at the woman in slight shock. "C-Can... we help you?"

"Hmm~? Oh, my Kolar-chan, are these friends of yours?" She struts over nonchalantly, smiling sweetly. She's... really gentle-looking honestly...

"...Yeah." Kolar sighs. "Well-. He is." He gestures to me. "I don't know the other two."

"I'm Silia." Silia introduces herself briefly. "I'm a magician living in the village. I'm... also a student.

"Of Kamishirasawa's I presume?" The woman interprets, straightening her gown. Silia just... nods. "Yes, oh, yes, I'm quite familiar with her. A were-hakutaku and a kudan such as myself? We wouldn't mind one another, as we're both loosely related by our ancestors."

Wait. Keine's not a full human? Huh... I thought she was, actually.

"Now, who would you happen to be?" The kudan, as she's named her kind, turns to Shion next. And then she... sniffs the air. "...Hrm? You seem... exceptionally impoverished. Hungry, too. Such a shame, I feel sorry for you, honey."

"Um..." Shion doesn't seem to know how to respond to that, but goes ahead and introduces herself. "I'm... Shion..." She hides behind me slightly. "I-I'm a poverty god..."

"O~h. The older Yorigami?" The kudan smiles, gently approaching the fire before performing the most elaborate action of sitting down that I have ever seen, honestly. Regardless, she sits between Kolar, who's sat opposite me, and Shion, who's sat next to my right. "Yes, I've heard of you, dear. I have always intended to travel out in search of you."

...Shion seems incredibly uncomfortable to hear that. I decide to speak up. "Hey, uh... lady? You're making her uncomfortable." I place a hand on Shion's shoulder. She glances at me for a brief moment, before gaining a very brief and small smile.

"Ah." The kudan nods, stopping dead in her tracks. Then she looks at me. "Now who would you happen to be, exactly~...? Kolar-chan, introduce me, he's a friend of yours, is he not?"

Before Kolar can speak, I jump in. "I can introduce myself. I'm Rajime. Kolar's most likely told you about who I am, if you're hanging around him." I place my other hand to my chest.

"Rajime...? Oh! Yes, now I remember, you're Raji-chan, then!" She claps before rubbing her hands together, smiling sweetly. "Yes, Kolar-chan's told me a lot of you and your sister Trish-chan. Oh, you're just so cute and-."

"Hey. Stop being weird." Silia cuts in. "...Only I can be weird to him."

"...The fuck's that supposed to mean?!" Raiju's baffled. So am I.

I give Silia a silent, weird look, as does everyone else, the woman included, then I focus back on the kudan. "Who're you, anyway?"

"Oh, yes, how stupid of me. I should have introduced myself earlier." Clutching the sides of her gown and pulling them close together, she bows her head. "Zeitaku Noyaku, the Ever Eternal Opulence. That's what you can call me, honey. Unless, of course, if you want to call me Zei-san like Kolar-chan does~?"

Kolar's just... sighing to himself. "I'm sorry about Zei-san's... weirdness and I'm sorry if it's uncomfortable for you, Shion-san." He looks at Shion, then back to me. "Zei-san considers herself my pet, but I see her more as a personal assistant if anything. She's... really helpful. As for how I met her, well, I was out on an errand and I bumped into her. She wouldn't take no for an answer when it came to me leaving without her, so she practically clinged to me the entire way here." He shakes his head. "...Meiling and Sakuya couldn't stop her, not even Remilia could. Which is somehow both funny and... disturbing, since this is a vampire I'm talking about. Flan seems to be a fan of her though."

"What can I say? I'm quite good with children." Zeitaku smiles neutrally. "Who do you think keeps Flan in line whilst you're busy with other errands and activities? It's certainly not Geju-chan and Soldura-san hates children with a burning passion. And it's definitely not Jill."

"Wait, Jill?" I cut in almost immediately. Doremy mentioned someone called Jill earlier. She, along with whoever Majiranir is, helped Akane cheat death... Huh.

"Hmm~?" Zeitaku looks at me. "Why, yes, Jill. A strange one, she is. A chaotic presence with sanity as stable as a brick wall."

"Z-Zei-san." Kolar seems unnerved. "Remi said... to keep Jill a secret."

"...Ah. Yes. Apologies, that skipped my mind, but they know of her. Not much can be done about that now, hmm~?" Zeitaku gives him a sweet smile. She seems like a really jolly woman... A very jolly cow woman.

"With massive fucking bazonkers." Raiju adds. That is not important. "Dude-. She could make a guy pass out with her fucking aspects. I'm a guy! Why do you think Kolar hangs out with her?!"

Probably because she's a walking cash machine and she's nice to him. Kolar also has severe insecurities and he trusts people who're nice.

"Uh-huh." ...Raiju, you only care about her chest size, don't you? "...Perhaps."

You... are honestly really annoying. And dumb. You are so dumb it is impossible to put it into words, let alone act it out like horseplay.

"...You even know what horseplay means?" Raiju snorts. You clearly don't. "...True."

So shut up about Zeitaku's... chest. God above-. I mean, Chima above give me patience.

"Why not strength?" Raiju asks. Because I definitely would have choked you out like you're an NPC if I was given strength. "...Very specific!"

...Okina can do that, can't she?

"Do not." Raiju sighs. "I'll shut up about Zeitaku's huge fucking honkers now."

Good.

"Hmm." Zeitaku's eyes trail to Shion again. "If I'm making you uneasy, dear, I must apologise. Whenever I see someone with such... rife misfortune, I simply cannot help myself."

"...Oh boy." Kolar sighs, noticing the weird look Zeitaku's getting from Silia. "Okay, I... might as well elaborate. Zeitaku can devour misfortune and poverty. N-Not in the literal sense, though. She can also grant extreme amounts of wealth to those that accept prophecies she creates."

"And, of course, I wish for everyone to be rich and happy. The world is cruel if you don't have money after all, that's how it goes, regrettably." Zeitaku runs her hand over her various gems, before placing a hand on her chest. I swear she's doing that deliberately. How much jewellery does she have on, what the hell man... She even has diamond hairpins in her hair. Made of actual diamonds. I also just noticed these strings of emeralds leading to her calves from her chest. What the hell.

"Um." Silia looks at her countless gems. "All... of those are real, right?"

"Heh, yeah, honey, they are. All one hundred percent genuine and naturally sourced from all over Gensokyo and even from outside of it." Zeitaku gestures to herself. "But I've picked up a trick where I gain more from people accepting my prophecies. It's good for the environment to not be depleted of its precious metals. Me and this person both benefit from them, though I do enjoy messing around with those with exceptional greed. People with genuine hearts of gold, though, I am willing to indulge as much as need be."

"...Might I add she gives me around a hundred thousand yen daily." Kolar reveals, looking tired. Oh. He... has infinite money. What. "I could crash the economy with how much money she keeps giving me..."

"...I work at a gambling den." I pocket my hands. "One hundred and fifty thousand for one day. One day."

"What..." Silia looks between us both. "Why do you have so much money...?!"

"Silia, darling, I'm rich." Zeitaku smiles before pulling out fifty thousand yen from absolutely nowhere and basically forces Silia to take it. "Here, hon, buy yourself something nice later."

"Whah..." Silia looks down at the money in her hands in shock. "Why...?!"

"Because." Zeitaku just smiles. Nothing else. It's kind of creepy. "...I'm a nice person."

"Wh-..." Shion stares at her. "How much do you even have...?!"

"Millions." Zeitaku nonchalantly pulls her tanktop down as if nothing is wrong with that statement. "Perhaps even billions, hmm~?"

"Dude. Holy shit." Raiju begins laughing uncontrollably. "She's a fucking walking bank vault...!"

"You should donate to Hakurei Shrine." I might as well put that out there for fun.

"If I wanted to, I know for a fact I could buy the Hakurei over. I'm aware of her financial conditions, and frankly, I'm appalled at Gensokyo's populace, as well as the sages, for not honouring what hard work she does." Zeitaku brings a finger to her lips. "Perhaps a million, maybe two~... Oh, maybe some gemstones also~..."

"W-... We can do that later." Kolar rubs her back slightly.

"Oh, come now, Kolar. We simply must treat them to something glorious, it's only fair." Zeitaku huffs, puffing her chest out a bit. Wh-. Why her chest. "And besides, the elder Yorigami is rife with unending poverty and bad luck. Such a thing is far more than enough to satisfy me for months, perhaps even a year!"

"Um... Wait, didn't he say you e-eat misfortune...?" Shion seems unnerved.

"Well, yes, he did, but you heard that I don't literally eat it either." Zeitaku leans closer to her, looming over the blue poverty god. "I don't do anything physical or mental to the person themselves. All I do~... is simply devour their misfortune through physical contact. Like so~." Abruptly, she lunges in closer and wraps her arms around Shion, then pulls her into a hug very casually.

"A-Ah-?" Shion squirms weakly in the kudan's embrace, but can't really free herself. The thing is, Zeitaku isn't bearhugging Shion. She's just... hugging her very, very softly. Or it seems soft, anyway. She's humming to herself in content.

"...How often's this happen?" I decide to ask Kolar, tilting my head.

"Practically every day." Kolar laments. "Zei-san makes sure I'm free of misfortune for the day ahead. Every day. Every. Single. Day."

"...Is it bad? You don't sound happy with that." Silia asks him.

"Imagine getting carried around like a wet fish. Yeah, Zei-san carries people like that sometimes. It's either that or you get held like a toy for about two hours until she's done with you." Kolar sighs. "...It is comfortable, Zei-san's not stupid enough to make people physically uncomfortable. But being so close to her like that, though, um..."

"It's embarrassing." I finish for him, staring at Zeitaku.

"...Yeah." Kolar scratches his cheek. "For once, I'm sort of glad it's not me being hugged. And hopefully this means she won't do it again for a few weeks at least."

"What? Don't be silly, Kolar-chan~." Zeitaku looks at him with a smug look. "I made you a promise, didn't I~? I'd make you relax when you need it, which is all~ the time~."

"...No. No it isn't." Kolar deadpans. "You do it on purpose."

"Perhaps. Perhaps I just like being close to you, hmm~?" Zeitaku brings a finger to her lips, holding Shion close. "But... I suppose gorging myself on so much misfortune might tire me out..."

...Shion's just looking at me frantically for help. Silia, too. She's frantically looking between me and Silia, I mean.

Silia just... awkwardly smiles. I solemnly shake my head to which Shion deflates slightly at.

"Hey, Kolar, Zeitaku, what's the deal with the fire-..." But suddenly, someone else appears! It's a redhead with... pretty long hair. Oh, and braids. She's got a green beret on her hat with a big star with... some writing on it. I think that's Chinese. She's also got this green-looking Chinese uniform on with a white shirt beneath...

She also looks pretty strong physically, too...

...She looks at Zeitaku and Shion. Then she looks at Kolar, who's giving her a look I can only interpret as 'help'. Then she looks at me and Silia, raising a brow specifically at Silia wordlessly.

"Before you ask, um, I had nothing to do with this." Kolar shakes his head. "Zei-san's being weird again."

"Oh." She nods. "...Who're those two?"

"That's Rajime." Kolar points to me. "I've told you and everyone else about him and Trish. And the girl next to him's-."

"Kolar, I know who Silia is. She literally comes by the manor every now and then just to see Patchy, sometimes with Soda, other times with Alice or... Marisa." The redhead stares at him dryly. "I meant the blue-haired girl."

"...Oh." Kolar blinks, then sighs. "I've never heard of Silia before. The other girl's Shion, though."

"Well, I... only visit to see Patchouli." Silia nods once, before pushing her glasses up. "Nice to see you again too, Meiling."

"Likewise." Meiling, as she's been named, grins at Silia.

Still, Meiling, huh... "So your name's Meiling?"

"Yup. Hong Meiling." Meiling nods once. "I'm the gatekeeper for the manor, but what good's a gate do if literally everyone can just fly over it?"

"It keeps normal people out." Zeitaku chimes in, still hugging Shion like a giant teddy bear. "...People who can't fly, float, or teleport, that is to say."

"Oh, right." Meiling glances at Kolar. "You... uh... can't fly or anything still, right?"

"It's harder to use a sword whilst you're flying, so... I don't want to bother with that right now." Kolar reasons, briefly unsheathing Zandatsu.

"...Y'know, that's fair." Meiling shrugs. "It's why I don't fly when we spar either. Punching someone in mid-air's harder than it looks if they can't fly too. Oh well. You guys wanna come in the manor or something? Friends of Kolar're friends of mine. Or Flan-chan. Or whatever. I can't really argue about people who're friends with Flan-chan or Kolar either."

Oh. Actually, come to think of it, I've never been in the Scarlet Devil Mansion, have I...? I've heard of it. "Depends." I look at Silia, then Shion who is still being hugged. She's slouched over and is just sort of accepting Zeitaku at this point. "You guys wanna go in or...?"

"Yes." Silia nods once. "...I'm curious about that Jill person Zeitaku mentioned."

...Meiling immediately gives Zeitaku a very, very hard stare. "...Didn't the mistress say she was to be kept an absolute secret?"

"I forgot." Zeitaku smiles but I swear she revealed Jill on purpose. She's still carrying Shion like a teddy bear. "Sorry~, Mei-chan~."

"...I will punch you." Meiling threatens, lowering her eyes. "Don't call me that."

"Oh, fine, Meiling." Zeitaku rolls her eyes.

"U-Um... I'd like... to be inside..." Shion manages to get out from her position.

"I don't know why but there's something both weird and funny about seeing Shion be held like that." Raiju remarks as Silia stands from the lakeshore, as do I.

"Alright, um... it's this way." Kolar begins walking in a direction, with Meiling trailing relatively close to him. Zeitaku's following them, with Shion still being held like a lost child. Me and Silia glance at each other, then we follow them as well after putting the fire out.

 


 

So we're... at a gate. A very big gate. In front of a very big mansion.

...

It's very red. Literally all of it's, like, scarlet. Very scarlet. Very red. Very Victorian-looking. Very big. Very much my style and something I'm very much familiar with.

"...How many times did you just say 'very'. What the fuck." Raiju is baffled. Like, nine times. "Huh. Y'know, this place gives me Dracula vibes."

Dracula vibes, huh. Guess so.

"Um. Welcome to the Scarlet Devil Mansion." Kolar gestures to it. "Since it's daytime the mistress is asleep, but... she should be awake in the evening."

"Yeah, and she gets grumpy when her beauty sleep's interrupted." Meiling grins, but then her face falters slightly. "...Nobody wants to wake her up during the day, either, unless if you want a gungnir to the face."

"A-... A what." I blink.

"A spear." Zeitaku fills in. "However, I can just ignore it. After all, you cannot kill opulence if you are opulent yourself, hmm~?"

"...You terrify me sometimes." Meiling comments on Zeitaku's apparent endurance.

"I do~? Well, my apologies then, but I suppose I am quite powerful..." Zeitaku stretches slightly. "...Perhaps I should lay off the prophecies and misfortune for a while."

Kolar just facepalms, clearly embarrassed by Zeitaku. I can't blame him. "H-Hey, Meiling, um, how about you open the gate and we can go in...?" Kolar asks the gatekeeper.

"Oh, right, that's why we came here. Uh-huh, sure, go in." Meiling casually walks up to the gate and with one light shove-.

Creak...

The gate opens.

...

I have no idea how she just did that with a singular push.

"It sounds rusty." Raiju comments.

Actually, true, let's speak up about that. "That thing sounds really rusty at the hinges." I bring up. "Has... it been maintained properly?"

"Huh? Oh, definitely, I mean, I'd be out of a job and a life if it wasn't. It's literally part of my duty as gatekeeper." Meiling snorts. "There's some kinda sound magic on it to make it sound like it's rusty though. Mistress said it had something to do with aesthetics. Meant to give a creepy impression."

"...It sounds annoying." I offer my humble opinion.

"And, to be fair, he... actually knows aesthetics of a building." Kolar chimes in. "Rajime, didn't you study something like architecture...?"

"Something like that." I nod once. "I like to consider everything and how everyone'd respond to something in particular, then make changes so that everyone's happy."

"...Huh." Meiling stares at me, then actually considers it. "To be fair, when you do mention it, hearing that noise day in day out is pretty annoying. It even triggers when I even lightly touch the gate. Maybe I should bring that up with the mistress... Silia, you've never spoken up on that though."

"...I didn't want to hurt your feelings." Silia awkwardly smiles back.

"Oh. Yeah, that'd figure." Meiling chuckles, then she looks back at me. "If y'ever need me, well... You'll know where I am."

...I've gotta know. "Do... you just stand out here all day?"

"Yeah. Always." She deadpans. "Even when it's, like, snowing. Or raining torrentially. The only time I'm not out here is if there's some kind of natural disaster going on, like a flood. Which just happened recently, too."

Well, just for the hell of it, I decide to bring something up. "I fixed that, by the way. You're welcome."

Kolar just pauses and whips his head to me. "You... what?"

"It was an incident." I shrug. "I fixed it. What's wrong with that?"

"Huh. You aren't Reimu or Marisa, but... thanks." Meiling nods at me, grinning. "Well, go on in."

Zeitaku's just staring at me with... some kind of emotion. I don't know what it is. Silia's also furiously writing things down in her notebook with a pencil, humming to herself.

Shion probably didn't hear me and still just looks... meek.

Okay, anyways, um... we walk into the manor, through the gardens.

"I... might as well introduce you to some of my other friends." Kolar scratches his neck. "There's Geju. I... don't know where she'd be. I'm imagining in Voile... There's also Soldura... He'd probably be in the clocktower. Then there's Jill, who's, um..."

"What was that about Jill?" Suddenly, Sakuya's just there. I-. Oh. Hi Sakuya.

"...Zeitaku revealed Jill existed to these three on accident." Kolar immediately tenses up.

...Sakuya looks at me. I look back at her. "...Ah. You're Rajime, are you not?"

"...Yeah." I nod once. Feels weird seeing her again.

Silia immediately stops to look at me. "You know miss Sakuya?"

"Ability Card incident." That's all I can really say on the matter.

"And hello to you too, Silia." Sakuya also greets Silia. "Here to see Lady Patchouli again?"

"No, I'm with him. And..." Silia's eyes trail to Shion, who Zeitaku is still holding. "...um, her, in Zei-san's hold."

"...Ah. I see." Sakuya nods once. "If you've come to see the mistress, then she's asleep."

"No, um, I... decided to show them around." Kolar chimes in. "Rajime's not been here yet. Trish has, obviously, with Mokou and Curo..."

"Very well. Where do you need to go, exactly?" Sakuya asks him.

"The clocktower. To... see Soldura." Kolar scratches his neck.

"Or, perhaps..." Zeitaku starts speaking up. "...waiting until tonight would be better? Then we could kill multiple birds with a singular stone. Remilia would be awake, Geju-chan and Soldura-san would both be in Voile, then we can go see Patchouli also. A wonderful idea, isn't it?"

"Ah... I guess so, actually." Kolar thinks on it.

"...I would also like to sit down for a minute, too." Zeitaku's eyes briefly glance at the poverty god in her arms. Wh-. She was just sat down, like, a few minutes ago.

"Lazy." She doesn't look lazy... Perhaps she can't walk and eat poverty at the same time...? I mean, like how humans can't walk and drink at the same time. "That's implying Zeitaku just drinks poverty and misfortune like you're drinking coffee with a straw."

...With a straw. Come to think of it, I've seen someone drink coffee with a straw before...

"Very well then. I'll show you to a few guest rooms then." Sakuya glances at me and Silia. "And, Zeitaku?"

"Yes~?" Zeitaku smiles.

"Let go of the guest before I force you to." Sakuya just threatens outright.

"Oh, very well." Zeitaku reluctantly lets go of Shion, who seems particularly dazed before floating to my side.

"That felt... weird..." Shion shakes her head, regaining her senses.

Zeitaku's just pouting in annoyance now. Kolar just... rubs her back slightly. "It's fine, Zei-san, let's just... go wait for a bit."

"Fine." Zeitaku huffs, before looking at me. "If you ever want a prophecy, you know the gal. Or~... if you just want a bit more spending money."

Then, with that, the two depart elsewhere into the manor, knowing where they're going.

Sakuya turns to us. "Come. I'll show you three to a guest room for the time being."

Me, Silia, and Shion all look at one another before we start walking, following Sakuya as she begins guiding us down multiple halls and turns...

 


 

Well, the guest room's uh... very scarlet. It's also very traditional in a western sense. Really does remind me of home. 

Sakuya just sort of left us here. On our own. I think she locked the door, too. Probably to stop anyone else from getting in. I heard there were fairy maids employed here, so...

...

The time right now's twelve in the afternoon, if the grandfather clock isn't anything to go off of.

"Mmh..." Shion's trying to sleep in the one bed in the room. She's just face-down on the bed. Just... not even anything else. Just face-down, on top of the covers.

"Ha~h..." Silia's reading in a nearby chair. She just has a pile of books that she was apparently reading through the last time she was here, but got interrupted by Marisa, apparently.

Meanwhile, I'm just... sitting in front of a desk. And focusing on Aegis-Creation. Toeiji's just in front of me, on the desk itself. I've been trying it out for the past few... minutes. Like, basic commands, such as 'walk' or 'jump' or... 'attack'. I even made miniature ice cubes for it to attack, due to Toeiji's size.

I've been writing down what it can and can't do. It can do all basic movement options, but it doesn't have freedom to do what it wants outside of my orders. Possibly something I need to bring up to Keiki later. It can break ice cubes, but it takes a few seconds. Its strength might also be something to bring up to Keiki.

Oh, I've been thinking about what I want to do regarding Spell Cards, too. So far, on this little list I'm writing, I've got 'Wind Sign 'Turbulence'', which I've shown off before. I've also written down a few basic ones, too, such as 'Fire Sign 'Fireball'' and 'Ice Sign 'Snow Flurry''. Oh, and 'Water Sign 'Damp Sprinkle''.

There's also 'Earth Sign 'Vibrate'', um... 'Electric Sign 'Static Shock''. 'Light Sign 'Blinding Flash'' and, lastly, 'Darkness Sign 'Gathering Shadow''.

They're intended to fulfil different purposes since these aren't Spell Cards in the traditional sense. They don't do danmaku, these ones, they're just for physical combat or for utility. Those're all elements, by the way. For example, Fire Sign 'Fireball', well, shoots several fireballs. Ice Sign 'Snow Flurry' makes everything slippery and frosty. Water Sign 'Damp Sprinkle' makes eeverything wet. I made that one because, well, Mizu'd probably enjoy that one. Rujo would too.

Earth Sign 'Vibrate' makes literally everything vibrate and makes it harder to move on the ground. Not sure how I'm going to use that against people who can fly, but oh well. Electric Sign 'Static Shock' makes it harder to move in general and is more of a defensive spell for me. It's like that electric retaliation attack I used against Yuuka subconsciously that one time, except it only shocks people and doesn't threaten to singe them.

Um... Light Sign 'Blinding Flash' blinds everyone around me. Including... allies. I might have to work on that one a fair bit so I can target individual people with it. It's more of an escape tool if I'm alone and can't find a way out of fighting without being defeated. And Darkness Sign 'Gathering Shadow' makes me, and anyone else I use it on, invisible, as shadows gather around and hide them. Sort of like how Aikido is just... born of shadow.

I do have a few based on essences, though. For example, 'Essence of Marketeering 'Rainbow Swap''. That one I based loosely off of Chima, and it'd probably be stronger if I was with her. What it's intended to do is swap around the Spell Cards of everyone around me. Or magic. Or abilities. It's a funny idea. The only other one I can think of is 'Essence of Purity 'Purification'', which is based off of Junko, obviously. What it's intended to do is purify any material to make it stronger than before. Obviously, it'd be stronger when I'm with Junko.

Oh, there's also 'Orb Essence 'Yin-yang Freefall'', which I based off of Misumaru because of the orbs in her hair. Plus, yin-yang orbs. So therefore, yin-yang freefall. It'd obviously be stronger when I'm with her, too.

...I want to make some essences based off of my ability triggers, too, like justice, but I can't think of any at the moment...

So, pretty much, they're the only essence-related signs I can think up at the moment.

"...What're you writing there?" Silia asks me.

"Spell Card ideas." I shoot back, looking at the list. "But they aren't Spell Cards as you'd know them, since I don't use danmaku."

"Ah. So regular Spell Cards." Silia nods once. "...Ones used for physical fighting."

"More or less." I pocket the list. "It's mostly elements and essences of actions or concepts. Like, for example, wind, fire, and darkness. Or, for the essence cards, purity, marketeering, and orbs."

"Those... are strangely specific essence signs to use." Silia comments on my choices. "Orbs?"

"I know a woman who does things with orbs." I shrug. Misumaru's nice, honestly.

"Tamatsukuri?" Silia tilts her head. "I've heard of her. She made the Hakurei yin-yangs, apparently."

"She did?" I blink. I don't even know what those are, but they're related to Reimu, so... neat?

"Mmm." Silia flips a page in her book.

...

"What're you reading?" I decide to ask her.

"The concept of Lunarian purity compared to Shintoism's idea of purity. It's boring yet interesting." Silia comments. Oh.

...

Welp. I turn back to Toeiji. "You did good, little guy." 

It affirmatively nods in response. Aw.

I switch Aegis back to its regular state, then place it on the desk I'm working on. It's still as pristine as when I first got it. So far, I've got Strand. A poisonous rope dart. I've got Sentinel. Which can make a massive wall that can block any attack. I've got Creation. Which... well, creates, as per my potential or ability.

So far, movement, protection, and creation.

...I wonder what it'll evolve into next. Maybe if I wanted to be really strong, or if I feel overwhelmed, or if I want to get to the truth...

...Aegis briefly flashes between three different, vague forms the moment I think that, but it quickly disappears and goes back to normal.

...

What.

...I... want to be strong-.

Fwa~...

Aegis flashes to a rainbow-looking form for a brief moment before losing its luster, going back to normal.

...

Okay, that's new. Is... there some unknown requirement for it to evolve again...?

...Come to think of it, Strand was unlocked by Alice and I didn't have a full control on it back then. Sentinel came about because of Raiju's tomfoolery and it bears a resemblance to Tyra. Creation came about because Keiki investigated Aegis.

Perhaps... I need certain people to interact with Aegis...? I'm not going to bother with the other two forms I just saw, but I'll make a note of them.

Feeling overwhelmed, a desire to be strong, and wanting to get the truth...

...

Hmm.

Perhaps I should rest a little bit and recuperate... I'm only halfway through the day, my one day of relaxation, and I'm... spending it with a poverty god and a weird moonlight youkai magician. And I'm about to meet a vampire. So today's just... been a lot for me, surprisingly...

...

Notes:

fun fact! you don't know this, but there is about TWO HUNDRED ocs planned to appear throughout this entire work. YEAH. TWO HUNDRED. THEY'RE ALL UNIQUE TOO. some're really minor but there's a bunch who're super important, not spoiling that since this is. chapter 10. so basically the oc cast rivals the actual canon cast for numbers. yeah.

also writing that whole 'feeling stressed' scene with doremy and rajime is uh. something i actually felt before. don't force yourself if you're feeling stressed folks. take a break sometimes, have a nice cup of tea, go outside, do anything you want, just. doing something else helps. talk to people. originally it was going to be something about doremy being concerned about rajime putting literally everyone else before him but that didn't feel right to me so i changed it to that. because it just. fits better, i guess? i mean, put yourself in rajime's shoes, the guy's still a pure human at the end of the day, he's not reimu or marisa who can do this without a care in the world (because they're used to gensokyo).

so eiki's here now huh. well her overly judgemental character IS fun to write (plus she's one of my favourite older characters so that's there), so she CAN be linked to rajime's story through association with. like. hecatia. in this she's a character that's pretty similar to misumaru, medicine, and even raiju in terms of importance to rajime as a whole? i'll just leave you with that info ;)

actually on the note of the above, let's go over what we know. rajime has six triggers for his ability and 5 people meet the criteria for 5 of the 6. misumaru is tied to instincts, chimata is tied to adoration, junko is tied to hope, eiki is definitely tied to justice, and raiju is tied to desperation. that leaves fear. who's linked to fear here? who knows (except me lmao), though there are a few likely candidates (*cough* yuuka, medicine, akane *cough*)

DORESAGU IS ALSO REAL. the stuff dezain mentioned is also vaguely intriguing isn't it? reimu is also conflicted about rujo because of everything that happened with the fortune teller and the fact alice and sodatsu exist and are apparently fine with them

brief meira appearance is also brief lmao, anyways there's silia i guess she exists now and holy hell is she fun to write plus she's important (i mean that pov change to 'bruschetta' in chapter 8 made that obvious) so expect more silia at random points. best way to describe silia? extremely obsessive over rajime (based SOLELY on what trish apparently told her) to the point she can be considered a psychopath at times. yeah. then again because of silia we got okina dropping a piano on saikoro this chapter so that's fun

if you're wondering about the chapter name, the 'navy flame' part is shion, the 'white snake' part is rajime and the 'mirrored light' part is silia!

aikido is also omnipresent if you mention her name for no reason. she just. hears her name.

also yeah rajime is finally about to meet remilia which i've kind of been building up to for a while now given how i have actively mentioned remilia SO GODDAMN MUCH over the past few chapters

who's ayatsuri? what the hell was that brief scene with auresh and chijo about? oh, you'll find out soon...ish

also shoutouts to the guys who consistently appear with each chapter of this disaster that i post (seriously. why is this fic so long. how did it get this long. it's 300k words for 10 chapters.)

and on the note of this chapter, shion is precious why did zun give her to us-

Chapter 11: Seams of Fate

Summary:

In which Rajime finally meets the Scarlet Devil herself, as well as one of his ancestors. Then he gets dragged to Hell again, which is par for the course at this point.

Notes:

got nothing to really say here for once. which is... surprising.

your chapterly oc count is 9.

canon characters that have already appeared but you don't know're in the chapter (until NOW THAT IS):
- Eiki (kind of a no-brainer given chapter 10)
- Medicine (same as Eiki)
- Flandre (i mean. SDM.)
- Sakuya (because you know why)
- Chimata (y'all just ever casually forget she's a really important character? because i did and BOY DO I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT)
- Tsukasa (yeah she's back again)
- Shion (i mean.)
- Joon (random joon event)
and uh... that's it!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

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Nh-. Ah, huh? Whuh? I-... Did I fall asleep...?

I... I guess I did, huh. I didn't go in the bed since Shion just, well, decided to take it... I must've fallen asleep at the desk.

...There's a blanket over me.

...

It's nice honestly. 

"Good evening, by the way." I hear Silia speak up...? "...I know you're awake, too."

I raise my head from the desk, since that's what I was lying on, removing the scarlet blanket from my head in the process. "How'd you know...?"

"Magic." As I look at her, I just see the girl smiling. "It's not hard to tell if someone's awake if you use magic, either."

"Oh..." I stretch, yawning slightly as I slip Aegis back on my arm. I look at Shion. "...She still asleep?"

"Completely conked out, yes." Silia hops out of the chair she'd been reading on. All of the books she had are piled up neatly. "I finished all of those books in an hour. I'm a very fast reader."

"In an hour?" I just stare at her. "You can read that fast?"

"I'm a youkai. Of course I can." Did she sleep-. "And before you ask, no, I did not sleep. I don't need to." Silia laughs to herself, walking over to Shion. She produces a small light in her palm, then shines it on her face. "Wake up, please."

"H-Huh...?" Shion tenses at the feeling of the light, before picking herself up from the bedsheets. "How long was I a-asleep...? W-Wait, Joon-!"

Oh. Joon. Right. I... completely forgot about her. "You'll see her soon. And if she gets angry at you, I'll take the blame." I decide on that right then and there. "...Not like I care if she's angry at me, anyway. I know she's just looking out for you."

"Oh, um... o-okay, thank you, Rajime..." Shion smiles at me. 

"Who ringed the dinkster?!" Raiju proceeds to ruin the moment. "Oh, I did? Oopsie-daisies~!" Who even uses that saying...?! "Me."

...Please just be quiet from here onwards.

"You~... got it mister! Shutting my mouth now!" I hear a zipper. Wh-. Wait, you don't have zippers-. "Mhgmhmhm! Mrhmh mhm mhrgah mrhghuhm!"

...I'm not even going to ask what you just did now. You scare me, Raiju.

"Mhm!"

Hah... Okay, anyways. "You're welcome." I nod at Shion, smiling back. "It's good to see you smiling instead of seeming so anxious or meek all the time."

"I-It is?" Shion pauses at my words...? Does she not get much praise? Like, ever...? "Um... Thanks..."

"A smile does suit you, you know." Silia places a hand on the poverty god's shoulder, also smiling. "It's a very encouraging look, too. If you're happy, then those around you can be happier. There's a domino effect to being happy."

"I-I guess so..." Shion's smile's just growing in size. Aw...

The list I was writing about my 'for use' Spell Cards is here. Just so I don't lose it, I go and put it in my bag, then make sure I have everything. Oh-. I actually noted about those three vague forms Aegis shifted to and what feeling triggered them. Wanting to be strong, feeling overwhelmed, and... wanting to find the truth. Yep, those're the three.

Knock, knock.

Oh. Someone's at the door to the guest room.

"Rajime?" It's Kolar, too. "And, um... Silia, Shion too...?"

"Allow me." Silia walks over and just opens the door. I-. Wait, how? I thought it was locked-. "Sakuya came by before. She unlocked the room. I mean, I was awake the entire time." 

"Oh. Okay." I don't know what to make of that, really, but... okay. Anyways, um... I stand up and walk over to the door. "Yeah, Kolar?"

"Remilia, um... asked to see you." Kolar looks behind himself. "Or-. More specifically, um, you, Rajime she knows Silia already, and she knows vaguely of Shion too, so, um... yeah."

"Right now?" I blink.

"Yes." Kolar just... nods. "Zei-san's, um, already over there. So are Geju and Soldura, who, um, you've not met yet, obviously. But you will m-meet them, I mean..."

"Really...?" Shion floats over behind me and Silia. More so me than Silia, but... still.

"Yes..." He nods again. "Um, Patchouli will... be there too. The Three Musketeers, u-um..." Kolar's eyes trail down. 

"Crim, Sola, and Beeze?" Silia tilts her head. "What about them?"

"...They might have gotten up to their... usual shenanigans a-after being encouraged by Flan, n-not that you'll see it now, it's all been cleared up..." He awkwardly scratches his arm.

"Usual shenanigans meaning... what, exactly?" I decide to ask.

"Um, arson, property damage, misplacement of personal belongings~..." Kolar begins listing things they have apparently done... "Coveting someone at least once, wind damage, electrical damage, pyromania, standard fairy pranks, advanced fairy pranks, um... setting Meiling on fire by complete accident, electrocuting a watermelon... T-They do a lot of chaotic things, more like."

"I'll say." I blink, then look at Silia. "So, uh... can you confirm that, or...?"

"Oh, yes, they definitely have done over half of the things he just named. The 'coveting someone at least once' part is new, as is the watermelon one..." Silia adjusts her glasses, flashing them in the light. I also just noticed that there's a lot of candles in this place...

"Huh..." I tilt my head slightly. 

"They're... chaotic." Kolar sighs. "Not as chaotic as Flan is, though. Plus there's still... Jill." Oh, right, Jill... "Jill's... really weird. She's a dhampir. So, um, not a full vampire, but still somewhat of a vampire. So she's, um, the daughter of a vampire and a human. She's way older than Remilia is though..."

...I fold my arms. "Jill's a dhampir, huh?"

"Yes..." Kolar awkwardly nods. "Or, um, that's what she told me, anyway. She's... also there. With everyone else. Which is honestly pretty, um, rare, since she just sits in her room all day otherwise. She just told me her last name was Tepes, too..."

"I feel like that last name's fake." I comment on that in particular as we step out of the guest room. All three of us, anyway.

"To be fair, it most likely is." Silia chimes in, agreeing whilst closing the door. "By the way, Kolar, who are Geju and Soldura, exactly? We heard mentions of those two before but we never got proper elaboration on who they were."

"Huh...?" He blinks at her, before bringing a gloved hand to his mouth. "Well, um... Geju's a banshee. I think I mentioned about a banshee problem b-back during the Ability Card incident." Yeah, he did, probably. "She can actually sing, but she's always... really loud when she does sing."

"Well it makes sure your song is heard." I snort.

"H-Haha, well, um, definitely." Kolar actually grins, starting to walk in a direction as we follow him. "As for Soldura... He's a hermit. A-An immortal hermit, anyway. But what's weird about him is... that he's really sociable. F-For a hermit. He can also apparently mess with the flow of time when he wants to... I think he can even time travel on the spot, whilst staying in the same timeline, which is unique since it's hard to stay in the same, well, timeline, when you time travel..."

...

"A time-travelling hermit." Silia echoes.

"Yeah, you... don't have to believe me, but, um, trust me on this. Soldura can time travel." Kolar shakes his head, sighing. "He just doesn't go to the past very often, butterfly effect and all, plus everyone in his immediate vicinity gets altered with that time travel too. He... definitely does go to the future, though, saying something about... um... knowledge waiting to be learned in the future itself."

"...That's somehow not the weirdest thing that I have ever heard." Silia comments...? "If anything, the strangest thing I've heard is that there's a spirit of a stillborn child stacking rocks to Heaven."

Wh-. A what.

Raiju also unzips something. "...Okay! That's weird. Don't you think?"

It is weirdly specific... "Really, Silia?"

"Yes, really. She sits along the side of the Sanzu River apparently, stacking stones." Silia nods as if I know where that place is.

"...I've met the devil." I decide to mention Shonin. "And not, like, a minor one, the head devil at that."

"...Hmm." Silia considers this. "That spirit of a stillborn is still stranger."

Clearly she's never met Shonin.

"I've also met Tamamo no mae." I decide to then bring up Akane. "...And lived."

"Really, now?" Silia raises a brow.

"Yeah." I just nod as Kolar and Shion both look at me in confusion and wonder. "...She goes by Akane nowadays. She's... nice. In a complicated way, though. She's manipulated anyone and everyone at least once so, um..."

"I'll hold you to that." Silia doesn't sound like she believes me...

"Did you really meet her...?" Shion asks me, looking meek.

"I mean, yeah. I've had a conversation with a sage before too." I also bring up Okina vaguely. "That and I've resolved an incident."

"Mhm." Silia keeps walking.

"...How much have you done...?" Shion tilts her head as Kolar looks completely lost on what to say.

"I'm partners with a market god." I smile.

Upon hearing that, Silia proceeds to stop on a dime, then turns to me. "Partners how? In what sense? Business?"

"Partners in multiple ways." I pocket my hands. "Business and literally."

"I want a name. Now." Silia demands a name, looking sort of scary...?

"...W-Why do you want to know that...?" Shion squints at her. "J-Just leave him be, he can do what he wants in his free time..."

"Yeah, he can. Leave it." Kolar also steps in, sensing the weirdness of Silia.

"I-... Yes, I suppose, I..." Silia's eyes widen as she steps back slightly, awkwardly clearing her throat. O~kay that was weird.

"Yup, you've got a bona fide psycho right here." Ugh, Raiju... She probably just has some problems... "Dude. She wanted to know who your rainbow girlfriend is in a very scary manner. Dude. I am ABSOLUTELY sure she is a psycho, mate."

Psycho's a bit rude to... y'know, use though, innit...? I mean, I do think she's a tad obsessive, but-.

"A tad obsessive. Just a little. A tiny bit. A wee part." Raiju, stop it. "Okay, okay, yeah, maybe that's a bit too far. But still! She's one of those... freakin'... you know, one of those weirdo type obsessive girls you'd get in some kinda book or something!"

...A yandere?

"Yeah, that!" Raiju audibly nods.

...Silia's not a yandere. She's just... weird.

"Look, Rajime, mate." What? "I'm just trying to look out for you. Be a team player, you know? And that includes making sure you've not got an obsessive fanatic cultist following you around, be it openly or secretly. Whatever Trish told her REALLY embedded itself SUPER deep into her skull, man."

...Maybe. But still, maybe we're wrong and she's just being... strange? I mean, she is pretty young physically, she's only fifteen with the mind of a two-thousand year old girl...

"That is exactly the problem." How? "Mate. If she's mentally two-thousand in terms of, like, brain age, that means she's frighteningly smart. That is literally the problem."

...I guess... that could be seen as a problem. But still, let me just... focus on what's going on right now, okay, Raiju?

...He doesn't say anything. Alright, good, thank you.

"Um... This way." Kolar takes a left. So, we take a left. Then he takes a right. So we take a right.

...

We might be walking for a while.




So it took a bunch of turns, some that... didn't even make logical sense, but we're in a library now. Apparently, this place is called Voile, according to Kolar.

"T-There's so many books..." Shion looks around, seeming slightly overwhelmed.

"I'll say, damn..." I whistle. "How many books're in here?"

"I-... I don't know." Kolar shakes his head... Oh.

"There's well over a million, I'm fairly sure. We may have to check with Patchy later." Silia comments, nodding once. "...I've read at least ten thousand."

"Ten thousand." I turn my head and give her a blank stare. "...What're some of these books even on? Like..." I reach out for a purple one and take it. There's literally nothing on the binding or covers telling me what this is. "...This one's blank."

"That's a trapped book." Silia warns me. Oh. I put it back. "They're placed as decoys for a certain witch who comes around and 'borrows' books. Not that they work very often. Patchy should really put more effort into disguising them. Have a look at this one, it's on spatial magic."

She hands me a book that actually has bindings and a title. It-. It's in a language I don't even know. What even is this language. It's just symbols.

"...What language is that?" I decide to ask.

"Russian." Silia tells me.

"...This is not Russian." I know what Russian looks like.

"...Is it not? Patchy told me it was Russian when I asked." Silia tilts her head.

"It's... really not Russian." Kolar insists it is not Russian.

Shion's just silently following, still.

"...Hmm." Silia takes a closer look at the language. "Oh. It isn't. This is Astralian."

Wh-. "Astralian." I echo. "...How do you know what Astralian looks like...?"

"It's like Japanese but it's a bunch of symbols instead. Sort of like Greek. It's weird." Silia furrows her brows. "It's slightly similar to Russian. Hence my confusion."

...

I should probably ask Tyra about what language her people use later. "Okay..." I hand it her back as Silia just perfectly throws it back where she got it from.

"Mmm. Patchy should be this way." Silia starts walking in a direction. How-? "I have her magic signature. It's easy to lock onto if you dabble in general, non-elemental magic."

"I-. Wait, Sakuya told me to go past this bookshelf though...?" Kolar blinks, turning to where he was going.

"It's probably Remilia messing around and wanting to mess with you too." Silia smiles. "I know tricks that avoid her whims. Such as locking onto magic signatures."

"...Okay..." Kolar scratches his neck as we start following Silia instead.

...Not too long after following Silia, we immediately come into a clearing. I see Zeitaku almost immediately at a small study-like space. There's four people with her.

One of them's an extremely pale woman with long, icy white hair and frosty blue eyes. She also doesn't have legs. She has a big ghost tail, though. Other than that, she has a dress with a musical note print on it. She also has a red ribbon running through her hair with daisies along said ribbon. It's a thin ribbon, too. I'm presuming that's Geju.

The second is a man dressed in hunter's clothes. He has a samurai helmet on that's green and silver in colouring. He's a lot less pale when compared to the ghost woman, plus he's wearing lightweight, forest green hunter's clothes. He also has a knife towards his shoulder and various pockets filled with... odd things. Pocket watches, from the looks of it. There's clock arrows acting as a tie, with the hour one pointing to his right, and the minute one pointing down. It's... actually moving like a clock does.

...I think I can tell the time from those, if the time's correct on that. The arrows, if I'm assuming they're to be read by someone else, is telling me the time is '6:20'. In the evening, of course. I'm also presuming he's Soldura...

The third is this woman with short, magenta hair, tied into a bob at the back. She has fire red, sharp scissors acting as a hair tie for said bob. I don't know how that works, but alright. Other than that, she's wearing an extremely poofy reddish-yellow dress with a scissor print running clean down the middle. She also has a pure white hood on the back of her dress. That looks like it's been sewn on expertly, too, which is honestly impressive. She also has very tight-looking um... hot pink tights which hide her legs, too.

...She's a very pink and purple person. I can also see scissors with variously different coloured handles sticking out of various pockets... 

I feel like I should know her, though... Maybe she's Jill...? She gives me a really weird feeling of familiarity, like she's someone related to me. It's a vibe Trish gives me, sometimes, too.

Oh, and, um, the fourth is a girl with long purple hair. Not magenta like the scissor girl's, but... purple. There's a difference between magenta and purple, after all. Magenta's a lot lighter and more... hot-looking, for a lack of better words. I don't mean that as in an attractive sense, it looks hot pink, or rose even. It's... like the halfway between purple and rose.

...I'm rambling to myself about colours now. Anyways, this girl... Her hair's purple. So are her eyes. She's wearing pinkish pyjamas and she has a pink night-cap with a gold crescent moon on it... I-... Wait, are her clothes striped?

...

Upon closer inspection, they are not. She's also reading. The girl, I mean...

"Um..." Kolar looks around. "Remilia's not here...? That's weird..."

"You expected her to be here?" I tilt my head at Kolar.

"Kind of... But, then again, she might be in the throne room..." He scratches his chin. "That's what she did when she and Trish met, she waited in the throne room..."

"Oh." I nod once. "...Also do you mind pointing out who's who...?"

"A-Ah, right." Kolar blinks, clicking his tongue. "The woman with the icy white hair is Geju. The man is Soldura. You know who Zei-san is, so, um... The girl in the pyjamas is Patchouli... And the woman with the magenta hair-"

"-is Jill the bloody Seamstress!" Suddenly, the magenta girl is right in front of us. Wait, when'd she-? She's really Jill...?! 

...Zeitaku looks over. So does literally everyone else. Except Patchouli. Who is still reading and has deemed Jill's outburst as 'not important'.

"...Um." Silia seems disturbed by her. Shion is also perturbed, but quiet.

"...Yeah, she's... Jill." Kolar sighs as Zeitaku, Geju, and Soldura make their way over, leaving the small study.

"Ho~wdy howdy howdy!" Jill begins grinning, then looks at me, Silia, and Shion rapidly. Shion of which hasn't even said anything at all yet and just seems even more disturbed. "Or, uh, hello? Hi? Hey? Hmm... Greetings? Salutations. Wait, no, that one sounds too bloody formal, uh... Evening...?"

...She has a distinct accent. It's like... English. And Japanese. Together.

"I like her." Of course you do, Raiju. "She's got spirit...!"

"Hey, Jill?" Soldura catches Jill's attention.

"Yea~h Soldilocks? Soldy-soldy?" Jill grins.

Shink.

Oh. Soldura literally just stabbed Jill with a knife.

...She looks down at the knife sticking out of her shoulder. "Oh, right, you hate being called that. I forgot."

"Remember." Soldura glares at her, before quickly removing his knife from her shoulder.

"Soldura..." Geju just smiles at him. "I know... Jill can be annoying, but you need to be patient with her sometimes. She's just..."

"Deranged." Soldura finishes. "I know, Geju, I know."

"Hrm." Zeitaku snorts.

"Oi~. Takutaku." Jill looks at Zeitaku. "What's so funny?"

"Ah-? Oh, nothing." Zeitaku just smiles at her. "Why do you ask?"

"You always snort when something funny happens." Jill stares at her.

"You're just funny, Jill, I don't know what you're talking about." Zeitaku feigns ignorance.

"...Uh-huh, yeah, okie-dokie, sure." Jill turns away from her, then places her hands on her hips, focusing on Kolar. "So! Cola!"

"...Kolar." Kolar corrects her.

"Yeah, that's what I said." Jill gives him a goofy grin. Then she focuses on me, Silia, and Shion again. "Who're these guys, eh?! Friends?"

"Friends." Kolar nods. "Also, can you not be weird for... um... five minutes? I know you don't talk to people very often, but..."

"Cola." Jill grabs him by the shoulders. "...I'm Jill the Seamstress. I have to be an absolutely deranged lunatic all hours of the day, even when I'm at some super boring political event. Gives it character, y'know?! I gotta fit my bloody portrayal!" Then she looks at the stab wound in her shoulder, which is healing surprisingly fast. Her dress, however, is ripped there now. "...I also need to get that fixed later. Thanks Soldy."

"Don't mention it." Soldura snorts, flipping the knife in his hand. "But seriously, who're they?"

"I am Silia." Silia introduces herself. "I'm not sure if Patchouli may have mentioned me or not...?"

"I did." Patchouli speaks up from her study. Oh, so she is listening, then...? Her eyes are fixated on one point, instead of moving as if they're reading...

"Oho! So you're Silly!" Jill claps her hands together. "Okay, committing that to memory~..."

"Holy shit. Dude. She is really my type of person. She's crazy and I like that in a woman!" Raiju begins cackling. Dude. She's our ancestor. Chill. "Hey! A lot of people are named Jill! That's Jillist!"

The hell does Jillist mean...?!

"Um..." Shion doesn't even know what to say. Aww.

"He~y." Jill turns to her next. "Speak with some bloody conviction, damn it!"

"Oi." I cut in. "Be nice to her."

Jill's brows raise as she turns to me, smiling ominously. "...Did you seriously just tell me what to do?"

"...Uh oh." Geju seems slightly nervous.

"Yeah. I did." I stare directly at her, smiling ominously myself. "...What's wrong with that?"

"Oh, nothing, just, y'know..." She's suddenly pointing scissors at me. "I hate being bossed around."

"Go ahead. Stab me. Do it, you won't." I hold my arms out wide. "You will set in motion machinations of which you cannot possibly comprehend." Time to be as weird as possible...!

...

"Huh." Jill lowers her scissors. "...Hell's that last part mean?"

"Nothing. Just trying to match your insanity." I lower my arms. "Something wrong with that?"

"...Rajime, you scare me sometimes." Kolar admits. He looks terrified. I mean, yeah, I would be too, if your best friend pretty much just asks someone to kill them.

"Well, nah, nothing wrong with that. If anything, that takes some guts. So you, mate, you have guts." Jill points her scissors vaguely at me a few times before pocketing them. "Your name's Rajime, right?"

"Rajime Naga, yes." I nod once.

...Jill begins smiling deviously. "...Naga, hu~h?"

"...Um." Geju seems absolutely lost right now. Zeitaku also seems... intrigued into where this is going. Silia's blankly staring, Soldura's also just stopped and seems interested... Shion's... being Shion. And Kolar seems absolutely confused. Patchouli is also looking up at me directly right now.

"Yeah. Naga." This probably is the same Jill that Doremy told me about.

"Okay..." Jill ponders to herself for a moment before nodding. Then she begins cackling. "Kyahahahahaha! Yeah, as if! I know a Naga when I see one and-."

I just flash Aegis to Aegis-Creation and she stops laughing on the spot. She looks frozen and-.

Thud.

She just... fell flat on her back like a cardboard cut-out, still in that state for a moment before shooting up and rushing over to inspect Aegis extremely thoroughly. "What the hell is that thing?!"

"Divine shield." I'm not even having to say much right now... "It can change forms."

"O~h. Kinda like Cola's weird-ass red sword." Jill nods once. "...Or Tiramisu's fat-ass sword."

"Tiramisu?" I tilt my head.

"She means Trish, your... sister." Kolar sighs.

Okay, so apparently Trish is being called 'Tiramisu' right now. Good to know, I guess...? I mean, that nickname might annoy Trish, but... still.

"So Tiramisu's your sister, huh, Mandarin?" Jill's poking Aegis-... Wait, Mandarin?

"Mandarin." I echo, definitely not annoyed.

"I mean, yeah." Jill stops prodding it to stand up and look at me. "I have nicknames for literally everyone~. You're Mandarin, he's Cola, she's Silly, she's Shelfy, he's Soldy, uh..."

She whips around to start shouting at Patchouli. "He~y, Patchypatch! You don't mind me calling you that, right~?"

"...I know I can't even do anything against you, so it's not as if I can even stop you, Jill." Patchouli stops reading to remark that much. "Sakuya certainly can't, nor can Remi, or even Flan."

"That's because I'm a chaotic." Jill smiles, turning back to me. "So, yeah, she's Patchypatch. Your sister's Tiramisu, her bunny buddy's Sabby, Mokou's Mokou, and Zei is Takutaku!"

Wait-. "Mokou's Mokou, huh?" I mention that part.

"Jill couldn't come up with anything that would deliberately annoy Mokou." Soldura elaborates. Oh, okay.

...Jill's now looking at Shion. "Come to think of it, who're you, anyway? Don't think I caught that."

"Um... S-Shion...?" Shion seems intimidated by Jill, which is fair enough.

"Okay, Death it is." Jill nonchalantly calls Shion 'Death'. Why death.

"D-... Death?" Shion's baffled.

"Yeah. Shi means death. Dummy." Jill walks over and boops her on the nose very quickly. Oh, right, Nero and Rujo's last names are Shi... A few people commented on that too.

"...Are you done being annoying?" Silia just sourly stares at Jill.

"Yeah, kinda. I can assure you I am friendly." Jill gestures to herself, insisting she is friendly.

"No, you absolutely are not." Soldura cuts in. "You've almost stabbed Meiling at least four tiems in the past day, Sakuya thrice as much, and Remilia at least fifty times since you started being active again."

"Well, Soldy, Remi's spoiled because I, like, provided everything for her and Flan." Jill shrugs, looking at her nails. "I even taught them French. Because I could. Same went for, like, their mother, their uncle, uh... their cousins. They have known literally nothing but luxury. Flan has the right idea of ignoring charisma and just being unreasonably childish, though! It's what I would do!"

"...Jill, how old are you...?" Kolar decides to ask...

"What~?" Jill begins grinning, placing a hand on her chest. "He~y, Cola, you don't just ask a lady her age like that... I mean, you could at least treat me to dinner first. Then again, I'd probably be the one cooking anyway..."

"I-. I meant your physical age. How old actually are you. It's a serious question." Kolar deadpans as Zeitaku snorts, pulling her robes closer to herself.

"Oh. You're serious. Okay, ah, well, y'know, about~... two thousand odd years old? Kinda. Maybe a little less than two thousand." Jill shrugs. "I mean, I am a wise, mystical dhampir. But that's not to say I've still got a spring in my step and a very big lust for-."

"Please stop." Soldura points his knife at her. "Your pervertedness can wait for later, lest my knife misplace itself and disembowel you."

"Oi. Soldy." Jill stares at him. "...I am a woman. I can talk of my needs however I want whenever I want. It's necessary."

"You are a mistake to this world." Soldura shakes his head. These two really don't like each other, do they...?

"I am not!" Jill pouts. "Hey, Takutaku! Aren't you the exact same in Autumn-."

WHACK! Crack! Thud!

Zeitaku didn't even hesitate and just slapped Jill really hard, flinging her into a table, which split in half upon impact with Jill.

...How hard did Zeitaku just slap Jill.

"Hm-." Silia seems amused. struggling to hold back a laugh. Soldura is the exact same for a moment.

"Oh. Um." Geju stares at where Jill went. Kolar simply sighs.

...Patchouli also looks up from her book again. "Please refrain from breaking my library's tables, as well as talking about your lust."

Jill slowly picks herself up, seemingly not bothered about how hard Zeitaku hit her. "I~... deserved that! Good thing I am a walking cube of tungsten." How the hell does she know what tungsten is? Then she turns to Patchouli. "Also, sure thing, Patchypatch. Where's Koa anyway?"

"Not here, fortunately for everyone present." Patchouli smugly smirks, going back to reading.

"...Darn, I wanted to drive her crazy again." Jill pouts again. The hell does that imply...? Again?

"If you do it again, I will genuinely throw you into a sun." Patchouli threatens her with zero chill. "Or let my studies be the last victim."

"...Jill, what's your last name, anyway?" I decide to ask her...

"...Huh? Well, Tepes." She scratches her cheek, giving me this look that she thinks I'm stupid. I do not falter.

"Rajime I told you-." Kolar's about to speak, but Jill raises her other hand.

"Bu~t I think it's obvious you know otherwise, Mandarin." Jill snorts, laughing wildly. "And besides, you know what they say! It takes a Naga to know a Naga!"

"I-. W-Wait, your last name's Naga-?" Kolar's baffled, genuinely pausing to raise his brows.

"Hey, Cola, honey, look me in the eyes. Your last name is Relay." Jill smiles at him. What's that mean...?! "I'm a harlot. Plus you just blindly accepted my masterful lying techniques that I picked up off of a particular kitsune for no reason."

Oh, Akane. Alright, so this is the Jill.

"You certainly are a harlot." Zeitaku huffs. "Genuinely, you don't have to point out when my heat..." She trails off, realising that sentence is a lost cause. 

"Heat as in..." Silia tries to finish it anyway.

"Silia, hon, don't." Zeitaku shakes her head.

...Jill looks at me. "Hi, child."

...I look back. "Hi, fossil."

"Okay, damn." Jill sighs. "I get I'm, like, really old, but you don't have to call me a fossil."

"You are literally over one thousand years old." I remark. "That's old enough to be called a fossil."

"Heh, true, I guess." The deranged dhampir shrugs.

"Deranged." Raiju comments on my word choice. She's insane, Raiju. "She is the sanest person I have ever seen."

No, no she is not. She is an absolute lunatic.

"Why are you two so fine with talking to each other...?" Shion's confused. Geju also has this look of revelation and Soldura is...

...

He's banging his head against a bookshelf. Patchouli and Silia visibly twitch whenever his head makes contact with the bookshelf. Kolar's just... trying to process what's going on right now, it looks like.

"Well, Death, y'see, Nagas attract to each other like bloody magnets. I have no clue how it works, it scares me, and it's cool." Jill starts approaching Shion ominously. "Also, c'mere."

"W-What? N-No, um, I don't-." Shion starts backing up but unfortunately Jill is too fast. "Ah...?"

"Your hair is honestly so messy it's, like, totally unreal." Jill speaks up about Shion's hair.

"Fucking magnets, man." How do they work...?

...Ignoring that, I turn to Geju. I can always ask Jill more in a second. "What's your deal, anyway, Geju...?"

"My... deal?" Geju blinks, before realising what I mean. "Oh. Well, I'm a banshee, as you can tell." She gestures to where her legs should be. Big ghost tail. "My last name's Shoufei. I was an opera singer before I died, as well as a traditional dancer and actor. I can sing... very loudly. I could sing you a sweet serenade if you wanted me to. It's quite soothing."

"Um... Maybe later." I shake my head. "Why're you a ghost...?"

"I died." Geju solemnly lowers her eyes. "A rampaging youkai found its way into the theatre, to my performance, and killed me, alongside many of my regular patrons and first-time viewers. It is... quite a sad tale, but alas, I remain still to perform for those willing enough to listen. And to those that do, I grant them bliss and tranquility. All I wish is to perform for others, though at times, I do need a humanoid form to undertake my dances, as I need legs, obviously. Which as you can see... um..."

"Ghost tail." I nod. "If you're a ghost, what about everyone else in the theatre at the time?"

"All of their spirits merged with me and we stayed anchored to the Earth, as our combined wills overpowered the divine force which forces us to appear at the Sanzu River's riverbed." Geju elaborates on that. "I gained their various voices, too, so I can act out various different voices. Not having a voicebox anymore helps too, clearly." Her pitch then shifts to a very high on. "Li~ke so~!" Then it goes deep. "Or I can be quite dark-sounding." Then it shifts back to her usual, gentle-sounding voice. "But this is the voice I have stuck with since before I lost most of my humanity. That amount of voices is why I can wail, or serenade at times, so loudly, as it's all of the voices from the spirits and myself speaking as one."

"So you just... assimilated them...?" I tilt my head. "How's that work?"

"She's a chimera of many different people, of various statuses and lifestyles. Geju is familiar with many, many cultures from not just all over Gensokyo, but the entirety of Earth too, as a result of this mixture of souls." Zeitaku chimes in with an interesting piece of information. "She is the primary ghost leading this... soup of souls, for a lack of better words. The spirits assimilated with her cannot be reaped by any shinigami apparently, nor can Geju herself. In a sense, she's one of the very few wandering souls the shinigami can't collect. She is very talented, however, for being able to adapt to so many voices, even masculine ones at times."

"Hmm, hmm, thank you, Noyaku-san." Geju bows appreciatively, humming a small tune to herself.

"So, um, how do you get around the... ghost tail?" I decide to bring that up.

"Through possession. Being a ghost allows you to do that. Normally, the onryo would do that, you wouldn't think I could since I'm a banshee, but I can. Namely, Meiling, the gate keeper, she indulges me on this, plus Remilia even forces her to put up with it." Geju smiles neutrally, raising to focus on me again. "...Her body shape and height matches mine when I was alive, though her physique is... better than mine ever was. I do the same to Flan to teach her some of my techniques when it comes to singing, acting, and dancing, anyway."

"I... see. Why're you here then...?" I decide to ask her. "You could just pass as a wandering artist, right...?"

"I could... but that would be too hard. I would need a 'dancing partner' who acts as my legs." Geju shakes her head. "I also try to stick to one, consistent performance area, preferably indoors so my viewers don't get cold. I'm quite considerate when it comes to their comfort."

"So that led you here then, I get it." Geju seems like a pretty nice person.

"Oh, yes, yes." Geju places her hands behind her back. "Kolar-chan viewed my... rough performance as a ghost alongside Flan-chan. She doesn't seem to have many friends so I figured I would come here with them, as a friend. My traditional nature and style caught the eye of the mistress as entertainment, so I also have that going for me."

"She is quite marvelous with her dances. It's not anything to scoff at either." Soldura has stopped slamming his head on a bookshelf because of Jill's lunacy.

"Mmm, Soldura-san's quite good at dancing himself. He's quite traditional too." Geju turns to the hermit with a smile.

"I guess. I'm an amateur when it comes to performing though. I mean, I can play a taiko drum, but that's about it." Soldura chuckles to himself, shaking his head in denial.

"Oh, nonsense! You could be a better dancer than I am if you practiced!" Geju pouts, placing a pale hand on his back.

"Sorry, I just... have other matters that're more important than dancing. Sorry." Soldura shakes his head. "Making sure the flow of time's right is one of those things."

"Oh, well, um, I suppose that is... a lot more important than dancing, yes..." Geju considers it, bringing a finger to her lips.

"...Hey, you think she knows any Shakespeare?" Raiju asks. I-. Why Shakespeare specifically? "She's an actor, mate. She's gotta know."

Okay, fine... "Um, Geju, just out of curiosity, are you familiar with Shakespeare at all?"

"Hm?" She looks at me, raising her brows. "Why, yes, I am." She is...?! "My particular favourite of his works is Romeo and Juliet. Ah, the woes of forbidden love... But, still, I know of his works through books Remilia had. She and Flan-chan are of European descent, so..."

"Oh. I am too. That's why I asked." I pocket my hands.

"Jill isn't fully Japanese either." Soldura brings up. "She's Japanese-English, if I recall."

"Nuh-uh! I'm every nationality! Don't generalise me, Soldy!" Jill cuts in, pouting whilst-... What the hell is she doing to Shion? Is-... Is she cutting her hair?

...Shion has two scissors sticking out of her in different places. She's just... ignoring them, seemingly.

...Okay then.

"No, you absolutely are not." Soldura shakes his head. "Remilia told me you're Japanese-English."

"...Damn." Jill takes another snip at Shion's hair, the god of which tenses up in response to.

"...Are you cutting her hair?" Silia asks her in bewilderment.

"Yeah. I mean, it's like, super long and untidy, Silly. Having it like that's just asking for trouble~. I mean, I cut my own hair, I like it like this. I also cut some of the fairies' hair, even if they blow up and get it all back in, like, ten minutes."

"...Do they blow up for a reason outside of being idiots...?" Kolar asks her.

"Yes. Every reason under the sun. Sometimes Nyx, sometimes Remi, sometimes Flan, sometimes you, sometimes Patchypatch, sometimes everyone else in the manor, sometimes Arashi, and sometimes me. So y'know how it is." Jill just smiles. I-.

"...Who's Nyx?" I tilt my head. "And uh... Arashi."

"Nyx is Sakuya." Soldura fills in. "It's an alias she went by a long time ago before she joined the manor. Arashi is... a jubokko who lives in a crimson house near the manor. She's a tree who became a youkai because she was surrounded by so much blood and death throughout her life." He sighs. "...She has way too much blood for her own good."

"She donates a bunch to the manor." Zeitaku brings up. "She is quite a substantial blood donor, if you ever need blood."

"Also, Soldy?" Jill stops and stares at Soldura. "...Don't look into my past without my consent. I could've been indecent!"

"You're always indecent, the hell do you mean?" Soldura raises a brow.

"Indecent as in, you know, not having my impeccable dress on." Jill gestures to herself.

"C-... Can you not talk about being naked." Kolar stares at her

"Oh, right, there's a child, like, right there." Jill looks at Silia. "How old even are you, Silly? Like five, six?"

"I'm fifteen." Silia seems annoyed. "And even then I-"

"-have the brain of a two thousand year old grandma. Yeah, I know." Jill finishes, giggling like a maniac. "I mean, Patchypatch is only like, what, just over a hundred? And she has a mental age of, like, ten thousand. Maybe a li'l bit more." 

"I'm not even going to say anything about that." Patchouli comments.

"But even with that brain age she cannot stop a dumbass witch from stealing her books." Jill finishes with a smile, taking another clean cut at Shion's hair. "But with one simple trick, you too can dropkick a Kirisame through a wall!"

Wait, Kirisame? "Marisa?"

"Yes, she... comes by to steal books under the guise of borrowing them." Silia sighs.

"...Does she ever return them?" I tilt my head.

"No. She just says 'you'll get these back when I'm dead' and then never returns them. I should honestly just kill her so I can get all of my books back, then revive her when I have them." Patchouli brings up. Oh. Um... okay.

"Ah, if you kill her, more like." Jill speaks up again. "Slippery bugger, Kirisame is. Then again I have stabbed her with various elemental scissors at least four times. Particularly fire scissors because humans burn."

"...That particular altercation was amusing." Zeitaku begins laughing to herself.

Raiju, what the hell do you even see in Jill? She's chaotic.

"I mean, she's like me. She's our ancestor for another. And lastly, she's borderline cuckoo crazy. She's friendly." Raiju brings up his reasons. All of those are stupid.

...Anyways, I... look at Soldura next, after that. "And... you are...?"

"Soldura Ryudo." Soldura introduces himself. "...Ryudo means 'flow' by the way. I'm an ageless hermit, immortalised throughout various timelines, and I am a proud disciple of Lubrae Hieropha."

He's a disciple of Lubrae? "You're the Disciple of Time then?"

"Oh, you're familiar with us?" Soldura's brows raise. "Well this is a pleasant surprise, it saves me explaining."

"I've met and talked to the Disciple of Shadow before." I shrug.

...Soldura freezes on the spot. "You've talked to Aikido recently...?"

"Yeah. What's wrong with that?" I tilt my head.

"N-Nothing, I just... wasn't expecting to hear that she's still active and around. She's the Disciple of Shadow, as you said, and I am the Disciple of Time. She's... in Gensokyo, right?" Soldura asks.

"Yeah, at the top of Youkai Mountain." I pocket my hands. "Or, if you just say her name in a really dark place, she'll show up." She always does.

"Hm, I... see." Soldura considers this before sighing. "I still don't know where the Disciple of Surprise and the Disciple of Deception went, let alone Hieropha-sama herself."

Oh, right, Lubrae... "I've been wondering where she went myself. A..." What is Hecatia to me? "...friend has been looking for her. Did she not tell you anything...?"

"No, all she told me was that she was going out for a favour and never returned." Soldura solemnly shakes his head. "...So us disciples parted ways soon after. We never saw each other since Lubrae left us. Still, it's good to know Aikido is doing well, at the very least.

"Mmm... She'll probably appreciate that you still think about her and the other disciples." I nod.

"I suppose so." Soldura laughs into his hand. "Well, there's nothing else to me. I'm a hermit who's far more sociable compared to the others that live in Senkai."

Well, um... Okay. I give Jill a glance as she keeps cutting Shion's hair, then I decide to go over and see Patchouli at her study. "Hey, um-."

"You're Rajime Naga, an outsider, the descendant of that lunatic over there-" She looks over at Jill, then back to her book. "-and a friend of Kolar's, supposedly living with a particular sagacious spirit in Senkai with an odd ability of creating essences and elements with a purified shield."

...Wow. "He told you all of that, didn't he?"

"Mmm." She turns the page. "But what's strange to me is how you act nothing like Jill. Nagas surely are a strange breed of humans."

"...Breed?" I furrow my brows.

"Your kin is all over history in even the smallest of places. However, they commonly changed their names to avoid their lineage from being suspected." Patchouli continues to read. "The only constant between them is that they're either extemely destructive or extremely creative. It's never both, just one or the other. However, Jill has a destructively nature." Another page flip... "...There is destruction in creation and creation in destruction, as Remilia would most likely say. Then again, Flandre tends to match Jill more than Remilia does."

"Oh, I... I see." I scratch my neck. "Well apparently one of my ancestors was Jack the Ripper, according to a few sources..."

"Jacquelin?" Patchouli stops reading to question that. Jacquelin. "...I know of him, albeit vaguely. He's the one who first brought Sakuya to the manor. Apparently he's a foil to Jill's chaotic tendencies, he was creatively destructively, though that explained how he got away with his various killings back in the day."

"At least five women, right?" I take a seat at the study.

"Mmm. Most likely more than that, unless if he stopped his spree after meeting Sakuya." Patchouli continues reading. "...Which was in 1888, by the way. That's when he first met Sakuya in the streets of London and, not too long after, they also started hunting supposed vampires on the side, which eventually led them to the manor apparently. Remilia was their target. If you can't tell, they failed."

"Oh." I nod once. "...Then where's Jack, if Sakuya's here...?"

"...He said he was going to Hell one day and disappeared. I'm not too sure how he did that." Patchouli shakes her head, somehow still reading. 

...The only sound in the library right now is Jill snipping at Shion's hair, as well as Geju, Kolar, and Zeitaku idly talking to themselves, as Soldura shows Silia... something. It looks like a pocket watch.

...

You know... "...I have heard of you, by the way." I decide to speak up in Patchouli's direction.

"...Really, now." She doesn't stop reading, flipping a page again. "From who?"

"Alice." I just drop Alice's name. "She mentioned you a few times. Oh, and Sodatsu, too."

"...Ah." Patchouli nods. "Sodatsu probably would mention me now and again. Alice also. And, to be fair, Sodatsu did manage to return some books to me the other day that Marisa had 'borrowed'. Although, I haven't seen Alice in a while. Perhaps I should ask Sakuya to escort me to her later, at some point."

I nod quietly, looking over at Jill, who's still taking cuts of Shion's hair off. Somehow, it looks a... lot tidier. It's still decently long, too, but it's a lot less wild and unkempt compared to before.

"...You know." Patchouli speaks up, catching my attention. "Remilia is presumably waiting for you right at this moment. And she's not someone who likes to be kept waiting."

"Oh, that's no problem!" Suddenly, Flandre's here. I-. Wait, Flandre? "Hi, Rajime!"

"...Hi, Flandre." I stare at her, genuinely unsure as to when she got here.

"...Flan, why are you here?" Patchouli asks her.

"I got bored of waiting with Remi, so I kinda came down." Flandre smiles, then focuses on me. "Also she's bored. Like, super bored! So, um... you should probably get to her soon."

"Hi Flan." Suddenly, Jill. I-. Wait, is she done with Shion?

"Oh! Hi Jill!" Flan begins beaming, then tilts her head. "Why're you out here...?"

"I got bored. Cola brought visitors." Jill folds her arms. "...I got stabbed by Soldy once, which is a new record of 'least times stabbed during a conversation'." Then she furrows her brows, before raising them in realisation, looking between me and Flan. "...Y'know, you two're basically cousins because of me."

"...We are?" Flan tilts her head further to the right.

"...Huh?" I don't get it myself.

"I'm a Naga." Jill just smiles. "...I may or may not have also been responsible for the Scarlet name being born. Therefore, Flan, you're Mandarin's older cousin."

"Mandarin?" Flandre is baffled by the nickname. "He's not a fruit!"

"Yes, he is. Because I said so." Jill keeps smiling.

"...Oh. Um. Okay." Flandre accepts that answer... "...Wait, we're cousins?"

"Distant cousins, at least." Jill corrects herself. "...Namely because I am incredibly stupid and had way too many offshoots of the family to keep track of. I mean, Majiranir was the exact same."

"...Majiranir?" I furrow my brows.

"Your other ancestor, also my brother. Bit of an ass, always takes anything and everything seriously and never smiles." Jill lists a few things to know about Majiranir. Oh, um, okay. That just sounds like Trish. "...Sounds kinda like Tiramisu when I think about it. He's tall. She's tall. He's serious. She's serious. They're both cold! And incredibly clever. Unlike my humble being who is, frankly, quite stupid and only cares about enjoying myself."

"You are stupid." Patchouli remarks. "I'm glad you can recognise that, at least."

"...I dunno. I think Jill's pretty smart." Flandre wobbles her hand back and forth. She's not got that clock needle thing either. "Plus she's nice."

"Ye." Jill nods once, just saying that. Is... she really my ancestor...?

"Definitely. Without a doubt." Raiju, that's because she's like you. "Wait, wait. Maybe Jill's just like... her split personality or something. Ask her."

...Okay... "Hey, Jill?"

"Yuh-huh?" She whips her head to look at me.

"...Do... you suffer from a split personality, at all?" I fold my arms.

Jill thinks about it, humming to herself. "...Maybe? No? Yeah? Wait, no, I do."

Wh-. "How are you unsure about that." I stare at her.

"Hey, look, Mandarin." Jill snaps her fingers. "...I'm delusional. I'm allowed to be unsure about a serious question."

"Okay, but do you or do you not." I want to know...

"...Yeah." Jill actually gives me a straight answer. "On o~ne hand you got Jill, moi." She places a hand to her chest. "And on the other-"

Her hair just turns a very pale blue. Her eyes also turn a bright orange. "-hand, you have me, Seam. Or Seamstress, as Jill prefers to call me."

Seam's voice is... calmer. A lot more neutral-sounding, more... reasonable. Acceptable. Quieter, too.

"O~h! That's the side of you that's more like Remi!" Flandre nods. So this version of Jill's more... sane. And collected. And not absolutely crazy.

"Why yes, I am." Seam folds her arms, pulling out a pair of scissors to look them over. It's unreal to think this is Jill's other half. "I am the reason why people call Jill, well, Jill the Seamstress, as my name is Seam."

"...I see." I fold my arms.

"Now, forgive me if I'm wrong, but you were asking if Jill had a split being, me, because you have one yourself, don't you?" Seam asks me with a genuine smile, instead of Jill's chaotic one. That's honestly weird to look at.

I take one good, long look at her, then take a deep breath. "...I do."

"...You do?" Patchouli stops reading.

"He does!" Flandre adds helpfully.

"Hm. In which case, would you mind showing me?" Seam requests to see Raiju. Oh, no.

Well... Raiju?

"Yeah?"

Don't do anything stupid.

"...No promises. "

Raiju.

"Okay okay fine!"

Good.

"Alright." I nod at her, take my hat off, shake my long hair free, and~...


(Raiju POV)


Damn, back at it again at this... library. Voile or whatever.

"Ah." Seam stares at me. "...Hmm. I see. Your hair seems exceptionally long..."

"It is.I keep it bundled under my hat all the time." I look at the hat in my hands, then stuff it into a pocket. "Or, uh, Rajime does, more like. Hi. I'm Raiju. Sometimes called a thunder beast, other times a savage."

"Good lord, not another one of you." Patchy looks up with a dry look on her face. Also I'm calling her Patchy. "Jill was enough as is."

"Mmm... I apologise for Jill's... actions, by the way, Patchouli." Seam turns to Patchy, sighing. "She's merely... uncontrollable, at times."

"I'm aware." Patchy remarks!

"How're you able to bundle your hair so good under your hat?! Best I can do is, um, well, this!" She gestures to her hair. She does have a ponytail or two sticking out. Well!

"...I don't know!" I smile chaotically. "I just do. Or, uh, we just do. Rajime's the one who keeps his hair hidden, I'm an idiot."

Seam eyes my hair for a brief moment, before glancing at her scissors. "...Do you genuinely keep it that long? Do you not even cut it?"

"I mean, I take care of it, but like." I clap my hands together. "It grows back in two weeks, tops. It's a problem."

"Ah." Seam understands, closing her eyes. "It does seem tediously repetitive if it grows back that quickly."

"Yep." I start rubbing my hands together. "So! I'm the brawn, Rajime's the brains. We handle stuff differently."

"So if I were to compare you to myself, you're Jill, whilst Rajime's the equivalent of me." Seam nods once. "Very well, I understand now. You can go back to Rajime."

"But..." I look down. "But I barely get to stretch my-."

"No buts, mister. Back to Rajime." Seam orders me, so I do-.


(Rajime POV)


Oh, good, I'm back.

I look at Seam and appreciatively nod, bundling my hair back beneath my hat. "Thank you for getting him to give control back."

"It's simple, really." Seam snorts. "I'm a dhampir, we can manipulate the will of others, especially those who're our descendants. It's all in the eye contact."

"That's... huh." I furrow my brows. "Okay."

"Yes, now, could you please stop distracting me? I have important studies to get back to." Patchouli has a very dry look now. Also, she's literally been reading for, like, the past ten minutes.

"...Vampire mind fuckery is weird." Raiju comments.

Yeah, sure, it is.

"Very well." Seam nods at her, with her expression going neutral. "Also, unlike Jill, I actually recall what Remilia told us. She wants to meet you alone. No Silia or Shion, just you."

"Ooo~h, yeah, yeah yeah!" Flandre begins nodding rapidly. "She actually told me to make sure I got only you, when I think about it!"

"...Just me?" I raise a brow.

"I-I'm pretty sure that's what happened when your sister came here, too. Remilia r-requested to see her and her alone, without Curo or Mokou in sight." Kolar suddenly cuts in. I-. Oh. Hi Kolar.

"...Kolar, were you eavesdropping?" Seam turns to him.

"Yeah, um... sorry, Seam." Kolar sighs. "I couldn't help it though, overhearring that Rajime has... whatever that is."

"Raiju's a handful." I put that out there. "He's surprisingly smart, yet also incredibly dumb."

"That just sounds like Jill." Kolar deadpans.

"P-Pff-." Seam finds that amusing...

"My stupid ass is quite endearing." Do you even know what endearing means? "Nope!"

...Moron.

"Well, it's fine." Seam stands up. I, um... I do too. "We should go see Remilia. Alone."

"U-Um, right." Kolar nods, stepping away as he looks at me. "...Don't annoy her, just, um, a word of warning."

"I won't." I'm pretty sure I can hold an equal conversation with a vampire... Then again, Seam's there. Or, uh, Jill. Jill-Seam.

"...Kolar, would you really think I would allow harm to come to Rajime?" Seam stares at him as if he's stupid, and as if she read my mind.

"...You would if you were Jill." Kolar reminds her.

"...Touche." She nods, chuckling. "Well, shall we be off? Remilia doesn't have all of time to wait."

...I take a look at Soldura and then back at her wordlessly.

"...Also touche." Seam remarks.

"Oh, yeah! Yeah yeah yeah, let's go see Remi!" Flan bounces up from her seat.

So, I go and follow Seam as she and Flandre start leaving the library, leaving literally everyone else there...

...Hopefully Zeitaku doesn't weird Shion out again.



Meanwhile... (Shonin POV)


Y'know, Hell always was this constant state of, like, peaceful anarchy. Like, there's anarchy anywhere you go, but people aren't assholes. Beats some strict-ass backwards society like the Lunarians. I mean, I have a body count of like, fifty Lunarians respectively.

...Then again, there's also the usual shenanigans. Sometimes it's Hecatia fooling around with her place, sometimes it's Piece, sometimes it's me, other times the mob bosses and their goons, ah... pretty sure there were a few times where Kira and Netsu started fucking around and additionally finding out. Oh, and Jack, too, he's punted at least four people with his cane and caused a building to be set on fire for no reason.

Things down here are always prone to burning. Fuck fire safety, it's hard to die down here, people can shrug off the fire.

I mean, demons. I'm a demon. I'm, uh...

...The fuck even am I? I keep forgetting that... Oh, wait, a satyr. That's what I am. Goat horns. Right, right.

You know what they say about satyrs? They're mischievous and good-for-nothing. Unless if you're me and chose the path of being a demon instead of being, like, a servant to some goofy-ass god called Dionysus or something.

Then again, mischief is rife in Hell. So, y'know how it is, I gotta act the part.

...Come to think of it, I don't remember much of Dionysus. I know I like, served him at one point until Hecatia decided 'hey come to Hell' and just took me here for absolutely no reason outside of wanting a kick-ass satyr. I mean, she chose right.

And when I think about it just a tiny bit more, I'm pretty sure there's, like, this woman running around Gensokyo with a bow called the Dionysus String. Huh. Probably just a pretty big coincidence, I'm sure there's nothing to do with the Dionysus there.

...I'm pretty sure Hecatia knew Dionysus at one point. I mean, Greek roots and all.

I also just got this weird feeling of disembodiment but it's probably nothing, right?

Anyways, right now, ah... I am in Hell. I'm at home. Parano's, like, asleep, for two reasons! One is because he needs his beauty sleep. The second is because Yuuma wanted me to make sure he always goes to bed, like, before ten. Why ten specifically I do not know. Like, I'm not Parano's aunt or anything, that'd probably be Yuuma, but still.

...Actually, speaking of Yuuma, she is here too. It's, like, one of the rare times she's not in the... uh... whatever that place is called. The one with all the... blood. Wait, no, the Abandoned Hell of Blood Pools. Right, yeah, that's what it was called, I uh... It's really hard to remember specific areas of Hell since Hell is, like, infinite.

Not too sure uh... on how I'm going to get Rajime to memorise all of this, like, one day, but then again, he's not Hecatia. He doesn't have to worry about Hell in it's entirety, just the more densely populated areas. Like uh... the capital.

...When he does become King of Hell, anyway. I mean, it's inevitable, more or less, plus he's perfect for the job! Hecatia seems keen on him. Junko does too. Not ah... Not too sure about Piece.

...Come to think of it, I've not seen Piece in a while. Is she still in Gensokyo? At uh... the shrine with the incredibly grumpy shrine maiden?

"...Hell're you even thinkin' about?" Yuuma speaks up. Oh, right, she's here. White hair, uh... sheep horns, kinda like my goat horns but not, she has blue ribbons tied around hers, plus there's silver earrings under her... uh... ears. Y'know, I always found it weird how her eyes have, like, horizontal pupils. When I think about it, Parano has the same. Maybe that's just a taotie thing. 

She's also dressed in her usual outfit. Teal dress with a meander pattern as well as the odd eye printed on it here and there. Oh, and partially detached red arm sleeves. She never wears socks or shoes either, she's just... always barefoot.

"Oh, you know. Stuff." I look at her. I've not got my hood on for once since I'm in-doors. Some parts of my body are, like, toned, but my face is always pale. My right leg is, uh, always toned because I always show it, alongside, like, the area around my neck.

...It's really easy for me to get a tan, because my skin's sensitive to sunlight.

"Stuff." She just... looks at me. "...What kind of stuff."

"People." I'm not even gonna-. Actually, wait, no. "...People related to Hell, anyway."

"...Like your boss?" Yuuma folds her arms. We're just sort of sat around in the living room of my place. Well, it shouldn't be called a living room, it should be called a dead room. Because Hell. "Or, uh..."

"Yeah, but like, not just her." I look over at my spear, which is propped up against the wall. Yuuma's big... spork thing is also there. "Y'know that kid I mentioned? The one Hecatia wants to make the King of Hell? Yeah, that guy too."

"Oh, right, almost forgot about that." Yuuma nods. "...Someone like that's really gonna be put into power? No offense meant to him, he's just... soft, from how y'describe him."

"He can be a force of nature." I don't even want to elaborate further than that. "...Actually, more than just one, he can be, like, all fifteen... or... uh... something like that."

"...Sure he is." Yuuma shrugs. "I mean, hey, Parano'll take over the alliance one day. Not right now, but in the future."

Oh, right. "Because he's a were-taotie."

"Yep." Yuuma sighs. "He's... ah... nowhere near ready, I know that. I mean, he doesn't know that he's not infallible when he's a taotie, and even then, his normal human self is uh... he's still gotta control that part of himself."

"That's why I've got him working on all kinds of things. Control melodies, mental exercises, all that nonsense. Fuck Kicchou and her stupid-ass ability." I just nod once.

"Oh, yeah, I hate that turtle's ability." Yuuma scowls, gripping her fist. "And, to be fair, that ability's literally the only reason why the alliance and the Kiketsu even joined together to begin with. Kurokoma's just too much of a meathead for my liking, but then again, more meat means better taste sometimes, keheheh..."

Not even gonna bother asking about the phrasing. That kinda thing's normal if you hang around Yuuma enough. "Uh-huh, right."

...

"...Y'ever wonder what a god tastes like?" Yuuma furrows her brows.

"...Not really." I shake my head. Namely because Hecatia is literally a god and my boss.

"Oh, right, you'd probably get into trouble if you had thoughts about that." She only just then realises what she said. "Still, how the hell's Lapislazuli even work?"

"She has three bodies." I bring that part up. "...Said three bodies are the planets chained to her. She ah... puts this in that little black hat thing you see all the time, there's like, a slot for orbs to fit in. Once one's popped in, her hair and eyes swap colour to match the planet. So, uh, Earth is blue, Moon is yellow, Otherworld is red." Y'know. "I've always wondered what would happen if I just put, like, a big old watermelon in there. Would her hair turn green."

"...That's a good question. Makes me wonder the same. What 'bout a yin-yang?" Yuuma brings up the concept of a yin-yang.

"Probably black and white." I comment. "One eye would be black and the other'd be white. Her hair'd be half-black and half-white."

"Huh." The Gouyoku leader thinks about it. "But the question is, does it have to specifically be a planet...?"

"I mean, probably." I shrug. I was mostly joking about the watermelon thing anyway. "And then again, there was Lubrae, who had way more planets around her than Hecatia does. They're like... in the thousands, easily."

"Damn." Yuuma thinks about it before shrugging. "Then again, I'll be damned if I know planets at all. I mean, I've been in Hell most my life."

"I've been to the Moon." I comment. "...It's cold. And full of angry people who look down on you with smug looks whilst wanting to purify you out of existence, only for them to be terrified when you pull out an old trick I like to call 'throw every single demon in my arsenal at them and watch them get punted into the realm of mortality'."

...

"Alright." Yuuma doesn't know what to make of that, clearly. "What about uh... other planets?"

"I've seen Venus and Mars before. Never went to them, because I don't need to. I mean, I could, don't get me wrong." I raise a hand. "...There's just no sentient life on them. Or any planet in the system for that matter."

"Oh." She nods.

...

Anyways. "I might bring that kid I mentioned to Hell later."

"Huh. Any possibility I could... ah... introduce myself, at all? Formalities 'n all that, if he's gonna be someone in power." Yuuma asks, grinning.

"Sure." I also didn't get to elaborate on Rajime's... uh... capabilities. So I do. "He can create things by the way. Like, elements and essences and what-not. And he knows his way with words. I mean, he got a market god to fall in love with him just by being himself. He's... ah... suave."

"Suave, huh." Yuuma scratches her cheek. "...I'll believe it when I see it."

"No, seriously, imagine if Kicchou, but if she didn't need to rely on her ability." I tell her. "He's super diplomatic and mostly talks everything out. And even then he's not even an ass unlike the other gang leaders, he's just unnaturally nice to people. Which completely contrasts the chaotic atmosphere of Hell, but he's like... chill."

I have also not mentioned Rajime by name, like, at all since me and Yuuma first started this... meeting, if it can even be called that. 

"...You never told me his name either." Yuuma finally realises that. Oh. Speak of the...

...

Speak of me. I was about to say 'speak of the devil', but I AM the devil.

"So, ah... if y'don't mind me askin', the hell's his name?" Yuuma asks me, folding her arms. "Helps if I know that."

"Rajime." That's all I'm telling her. I'm, like, not gonna mention his last name's Naga, because apparently, that's a super big and need-to-know detail. People who aren't aware are not being told.

"...Right." Yuuma nods. "Just askin' because I need to absolutely make sure Hoshi doesn't want to fight him later. Y'know what she's like, always pickin' fights that're meaningless because she's basically invincible in long fights."

"O~h, right, Hoshi." I nod. She's like, Yuuma's second-in-command. I only know of a few specific goons in her group anyway, there's Hoshi, who also has a butler named... uh... Karita. He's an incubus, I think. Hoshi's a... what the hell even was Hoshi again? A disgraced Celestial or something? I mean, Heaven threw her down to Hell, so she's technically a fallen angel. Plus there's some girl who controls all of the eagle spirits associated with the Gouyoku. Dunno who she is though. I've seen her a few times, just never said hey. And then there's Parano who's the heir to the alliance. Those're all the guys I know of in the uh... in that group specifically.

I also know, like, a few people in the Kiketsu and Keiga. Gotta keep relations with all three at 'overwhelmingly neutral'. Even if I seem to favour Yuuma's more because of Parano.

Anyways. "I'll see what I can do about ah... getting you to meet him at all later."

"S'appreciated." She nods, grinning with her scarily sharp teeth. It is really unnerving how sharp her teeth can be, despite the fact she is literally a goat and goat should not have sharp teeth like that. Parano has normal teeth. Why the hell does she have sharp teeth.

...Well, anyways, I wonder what other people're doing.



Meanwhile... (Rajime POV)


Ah... I keep... experiencing that weird feeling. What's even causing that...?!

"...Are you feeling alright?" Seam turns to me, her face going soft. Did... she notice me falter? "If you're wondering, yes, yes I did notice you stop for a moment to regain your bearings."

Wh-. She's reading my mind. Or she's really good at reading faces...

Seam doesn't even dignify that. She's... probably just reading my face.

Anyways, um. "I'm fine, I just... keep experiencing this weird feeling." I look at my hands. "It's like my focus keeps slipping in and out between my eyes."

"Ah. I know the feeling." Seam sighs. "...I feel like that whenever Jill takes over."

"My focus drops sometimes too!" Flandre cheerfully adds. "I've got Kolar to help me not lose focus though. He's nice."

"...He is." I nod in confirmation.

"Mmm, he's certainly a pleasant young man." Seam looks over a pair of scissors as she picks up her pace again. She only paused to ask me that question, so Flandre and I paused too. But we're moving again. Then her hair swaps back to magenta from a light blue.

"And I've cut his hair at least once!" Jill's back, smiling like a dope with her tongue out. That looks unbelievably stupid. Well-. Not stupid, but... dumb? Dorky. Dorky, it's dorky.

"...At least once." I echo.

"Well-. I've only cut it once." Jill remarks, thinking about it. "...I'm also banned from cutting the hair of people who don't grow it as much. I could cut your hair though!"

"No." I deny outright.

"Aw, c'mon!" Jill pouts. "I cut Takutaku's hair, I cut Soldy's, I uh... I cut China's from time to time, I'm never able to cut Patchypatch's but I've still tried in the past and got some success, ah... Honestly I've cut the hair of everyone in the mansion at least once, and you're turning an expert barber down...?!"

"She's super good with scissors! She knows the right spots to cut with them!" Flandre tries to compliment Jill's skills, but in all honestly, that just makes it sound scarier.

"I mean, I could also, like, stab people." Jill considers. "...You ever cut the hair of a ghost before? It's hard."

"Wh-. You've... cut Geju's hair. How? She's..." I furrow my brows. "She's a banshee."

"Seamstress secrets!" Jill regains her dorky smile. 

"...You scare me." I settle on that. Seriously, this is Curo's bioweapons all over again... Except this time, it's a maniac with countless pairs of scissors.

"Aw~, thanks! That means a lot~!" She starts walking beside me and squeezes my arm into a hug. The funny part is, she's about two heads shorter than I am. Still taller than Flandre, but she is short. About... five feet, if I had to guess.

Then again, Zeitaku's freakishly tall. So is Trish. And Auresh. And... Junko, I guess.

...

I know a lot of tall people.

"What's it like being tall, anyway?" Jill decides to ask, not letting go of my arm.

"...Can you let go of my arm." I stare at her.

"No." She shakes her head. "It is absolutely imperative that I-."

Her hair suddenly turns blue and Seam lets go of my arm. "No, Jill, it is not."

...Then her hair goes magenta again. "Darn."

What the hell did I just-... Nevermind. "But what do you mean by that question?"

"Like... is it nice? Can you reach high-up cabinets really easily? How high can you lift someone? Those types of questions." Jill elaborates slightly.

"Oh, yeah! That's annoying. Sakuya always puts my favourite stuff in high-up cabinets so I can't get 'em." Flandre pouts. "And sometimes she forces Kolar to not give them to me."

"To be fair, Flan, most of your treats're filled with sugar." Jill casually turns to Flandre, shrugging. "And you on a sugar high, uh... You're a real force to be reckoned with. I mean, you'd hurt Cola."

"O-Oh, um, yeah, I guess so..." Flan looks down, blinking fluffily. "I don't wanna hurt Kolar..."

Oh. That's what she meant. "Well, yeah, it's easy to. And to be fair, I'm more terrified of shorter people who, from a personal experience, will climb at least five stools, a table, a crate, and some containers, just to get something from a high cabinet or shelf.

"That is a genius idea, thank you for telling me how to reach high things." Jill beams chaotically. Oh, no. What have I done.

Thankfully, we reach a particular set of double doors. It's different compared to the multiple doors we have passed up to this point because these ones are big and really ornate. And scarlet. Can't forget the scarlet part. Everything in this place is either crimson, red, scarlet, or violet. Or magenta and purple, in the case of Jill's insanity.

...Honestly, I wouldn't mind living here. Then again, I owe Junko, plus she gives me more freedom. Plus Kolar lives here, I'd be intruding on his personal life. He has a katana, I have a shield.

...Meanwhile Trish has whatever the hell Sparda is.

Still. "So... this is the room?" I tilt my head.

"Yep!" Jill keeps smiling like a dummy. "I'm just gonna..."

...She pushes the door and it starts opening slowly. It also-

Crea~k...

-creaks. Very loudly. And for a very long time, too.

...

"Okay to hell with this." Jill takes a deep breath and-.

BAM!

She just kicked the doors wide open. "Hey, Remi, oil your damned door!"

"Pftah-." Someone's interrupted from doing something on the other side. Presumably, Remilia. "Jill, you don't just... kick the doors, you-..."

"Hey." Jill snaps her fingers, just storming into the room. "It's not my fault the doors take so damn long to open. That is entirely your fault."

I hear a sigh. "...Of course. I'll keep it in mind for later."

"No, you absolutely will not." Jill snorts. "Do you think I'm that stupid? Well, I am, but I'm not stupid enough to believe you'll actually make a note of it."

"Hehe... Sis is annoyed, but she knows Jill's right..." Flandre giggles.

"...Jill, what even is the meaning of this intrusion?" I take a peek around the corner to see who's speaking. It's... a girl. Around Flandre's height, with short, very light blue hair, like Seam's. She has... red eyes like Flandre's and Jill's though. It's a piercing red, so it's definitely vampire eyes...

She's wearing a light-pink mob cap and... similarly coloured dress. She's got the odd red ribbon here and there on both clothing pieces. But she has this really big red ribbon behind her. Oh, and large black bat wings.

...

She's definitely Remilia.

"Oh, y'know." Jill just smiles. "I came to complain about the throne room doors. Oh and I brought friends." She gestures to me and Flandre, who're just kinda stood in the doorway. "...Kinda like how you 'requested'."

"...Ah. Good." She nods. "Thank you, Jill. You can go now."

"Uh, no, I'm not leaving." Jill snorts, grinning defiantly. "I sat out the last meeting like this when you brought an outsider in who wasn't Cola. I'm not missing it again."

"Then swap to Seam. She's better suited for situations like this." The Scarlet Devil gives Jill a blunt look.

"Absolutely not-." Jill is about to defy when her hair turns blue again and she swaps to Seam. "No, Jill, I can handle this."

"...Much better. And next time, knock, don't kick the door in." Remilia shakes her head.

"...No guarantees. That's Jill you're talking about." Seam sighs as me and Flandre just... walk in. I get a look around the room. It's... uh... spacious. Wide. There's a throne. There's also a coffin here, for some reason. Why is there a coffin...? But Remilia isn't sat at the throne. She's sat at a table to the side, with four chairs. She's sat in one, Seam's sat in another.

...There's a red carpet in here. There's a few paintings on the walls, um... it looks really fancy in here.

"You can stop looking around like a lost child, you know." Remilia speaks up in my direction. "Come, take a seat."

Oh, um, right, she's why I'm here... Nodding once, I just... quickly walk over and take a seat quietly.

"...Not a man of many words, are you?" She remarks on me not speaking. "That's quite unlike your sister, frankly."

"...I'm just thinking about a lot of things." I respond on the spot, shaking my head.

"Ah. Understandable." Remilia nods in understanding... "...I prefer to ponder things to myself, too."

"Or you just sit there drinking tea all day instead of doing anything." Flandre cuts in with a grin.

"Be quiet, you." Remilia glances at Flandre, then at the table. There's a kettle and a few teacups here... "Aren't you thirsty? Go on, pour yourself a drink."

"...Remilia." Seam stares at the vampire with narrowed eyes. "That tea-."

"I know." Remilia nods at Seam, then focuses back on me. Um...? I am slightly confused on what's in the tea, but I pour myself some anyway...

...She watches me expectantly as I place the kettle down and take a sip of some. It's... What type of tea is this? It tastes like Earl gray, but... off. It tastes a bit like iron... Well, faintly, but it's noticeable.

"Wait." Raiju sounds like he's put two and two together...? "It is earl gray. But like... vampire. Vampire tea, think that."

I don't-...

Oh. Blood. Right.

"Yeah, there you go. You don't uh... seem bothered by that." Raiju comments. "Maybe we secretly are vampires."

We would've combusted in the sun earlier if we were.

"...So how is it?" Remilia grins at me.

"...Earl gray. Tastes of blood're latent in it." I comment.

"You know the exact type of tea?" Remilia raises a brow.

"It has a distinct taste." I look at the teacup, then back at her. "...How much blood was in that, if you don't mind me asking?"

"Oh, enough for it to not cause blood poisoning." Remilia responds vaguely. I'll take her word for it, then.

"You... genuinely drank that." Seam looks at me in pity.

"Yes, I did." I place the teacup down.

"And the taste of blood didn't... bother you, at all?" Remilia looks at me in curiosity.

"I know drinking low enough amounts of blood that isn't your own doesn't poison you, if you're not a vampire or a man-eater." I comment, shrugging. "Personally, I prefer breakfast tea."

"...It seems you're acquainted with tea, then." Remilia nods once.

"He is English." Seam brings that part up. "That and he's also a descendant of mine, so technically, you just made your non-vampire cousin drink blood."

"H-... He's your descendant." Remilia just blinks at her, then looks at me, then back at her.

"Yeah! He is!" Flandre pumps her fist up, grinning 

"Mhm. His last name's Naga. So is mine." Seam elaborates further. "So he is my descendant and your distant cousin. Then again, I split the main family off in so many ways back then. Scarlets, Yoshikages, actual Nagas... I mean, this exact situation happened with Jack a long time ago when he came to the manor."

"...Speaking of, have you talked to Kira lately, at all?" Remilia decides to ask Seam. "I'm aware you were the one handling that front."

"I try to, the last time I received a letter from him was a month ago." Seam shrugs. "It's hard to write a coherent letter if you have a deranged psychotic scissor-slinging maniac breathing down your entire existence every second of your life."

"I suppose it would be." Considering that, Remilia focuses on me again. "...I had heard from Sakuya that you were at that Ability Card incident. With Margatroid, no less, as well as an unimportant doll youkai and maneki-neko."

"...Hey, Remi~." Flandre speaks up, pouting. "Her name's Medicine. The doll, I mean."

"...I had entirely forgotten you went out there." Remilia sighs. "Kolar kept you out of trouble, didn't he? He seems particularly good at talking you down."

"Well... yeah, kinda." Flandre tilts her head. "I almost destroyed a few tengu, but..."

"I'm not even going to ask." Remilia shakes her head in kind. Then her focus goes back to me. "So what exactly were you doing out there?"

"Investigating." I just put that out there. "...The cards caught my interest." That and Hecatia told me to gather a bunch of Ability Cards for a colleciton, but that doesn't need to be mentioned.

"Mmm, and did you actually get to the bottom of that?" Remilia raises a brow. "You certainly aren't the Hakurei, nor are you Kirisame. And you're certainly not Sakuya or the Moriya maiden."

"I know I'm not. That's why I played it smart and went with Alice, Medicine, and Mike." I shrug and close my eyes. "...I found out who was behind it. Or, well, the people that were behind it."

"...You got that far?" Remilia seems surprised. "Are humans genuinely advancing that much here...?"

"I don't know about the humans that were born here. I'm like Kolar, an outsider." I look at Aegis. "Having this also helps."

"That feels... particularly holy." Remilia comments on it.

"It's a cool shield!" Flandre nods, smiling.

"Yes, that too, but even so. Where did you get such a relic as that?" The elder vampire furrows her brows. Seam's a dhampir, so she's a half-human half-vampire. Elder vampire meaning... Remilia.

"A close friend gave it to me." I look at it some more. "...It was purified to be in a divine state."

"A mortal playing with a weapon of the heavens... What is it called?" Remilia asks me next.

"...Aegis." I say the name, clicking my tongue. "The same one from Greek mythology."

"Oh. Greek." She considers that. "What does it do? If it's a divine weapon, it surely has some odd gimmick to it. Much like how Flandre has her Laevateinn and I have my Gungnir. Jill also has her... Kamakiri."

"I know the first two are... um... mythical weapons, but Kamakiri?" I tilt my head.

"It's 'praying mantis' in Japanese." Seam elaborates into the name. Oh... "...They're two hazy purple blades that Jill manifests on her arms to fight others. They're like mantis arms, hence the name. They're able to tear anything to shreds."

"Oh... I get it." I nod and consider that. 

"In any case." Remilia waves her hand. "...How competent are you with fighting, exactly?"

"Me? I don't really fight." I shake my head. "I much prefer talking things out, thank you very much. That isn't to say I haven't fought before, though."

"Talk things out?" Remilia expresses curiosity. "Through danmaku?"

"...I don't even use that." I comment. "I actually talk to them, and... in the unlikely case I can't, I'll fight back, but I won't... meaningfully hurt someone."

"A pacifist then." Remilia observes. "How boring."

"Talking someone down is always better than fighting, or so I like to think." I shake my head.

"In some cases, yes, but what of cases where someone absolutely wants to kill you? What would you do then?" Remilia asks me a... very specific question. That's... really specific, actually.

...Come to think of it... "I've been in a situation like that. They wouldn't take no for an answer and wanted to fight me no matter what." Tyra honestly was a really scary opponent given her skill. Her trident is one thing, but so is the Masamune, her sword. And even then, she's not your average human, or even a youkai. She's an Astralian. The princess of the Astralians, at that, and she commands their fighting forces.

That, and she's... apparently never absorbed anything in her life.

So, I elaborate further. "It was during that rain incident, I was sent out by a sage to see what was causing it with some... friends." I'm not really sure if I can actually call Aya a friend. I know Chima and Momoyo're definitely friends of mine, Nero's... Nero, I guess, and Satono and Mai were also there.

"A sage? Which one?" Seam expresses interest.

"Matara." I fold my arms.

"...Ah. Her." Remilia furrows her brows, then looks at Flandre, who's been weirdly quiet and listening to all of this. "...Didn't you say someone like that approached you before, Flan? To resolve that incident with all that... black sludge?"

"Yeah! She was nice... Kind of?" Flandre seems unsure about Okina. "I mean, I dunno, she was helping me, then she wasn't, then she was again, then she kinda just... left me alone after that. I got to blow up a sheep woman though."

"You mean petroleum, by the way." Seam also corrects Remilia. "...I investigated some for myself after getting word about it with some help from Patchouli. It's petroleum."

"Petroleum?" I blink. "...Here?"

"Oh, right, that's something that's very common on the outside." Seam folds her arms. "Yes, petroleum."

"Mmm... I'm not too keen on that topic, nor am I interested." Remilia's face contorts into one of disgust. "At the end of the day, it's still a form of water, which is harmful to us vampires."

"Except me. I'm a dhampir." Seam brings up. "...I'm more resilient to water and sunlight than both of you are."

"I'm aware." Remilia gives her a stare, then looks at me. "But, back to the conversation at hand. You said Matara sent you out? Not Yakumo?"

"Yukari? No, not at all." I shake my head. "...If anything she's annoying my sister, or so I've heard."

"Ah." Remilia sighs. "...She either has some odd intent in mind or she's simply bored if she's bothering an outsider. The same could also apply for Matara and yourself."

"I guess...?" I tilt my head.

"Would I genuinely hide that intent?" Oh, hi Okina. Why do you keep dropping in every now and then...? "Oh, merely to keep a watchful eye on my favourite outsider. I can see the appeal of Yakumo bothering them, at least. But I'm not annoying, am I?"

...Not really...?

"Yes. Yes you are." Raiju, be quiet. "Wh-. She slapped me, like, twice...!"

"Because you deserved it, thunder beast." Okina reminds him that he was stupid and that's why he was slapped. "Why can't you just be more like Rajime?"

"...Okina. We're meant to be polar opposites to one another, you know I can't be like him." Raiju audibly deadpans.

"True, I suppose. Very well then, I'll be off now." And there she goes again...

"Now then." Remilia speaks up, catching my attention after she drinks a cup of that blood tea. "...What does that shield do? I believe I asked that and you didn't give me an answer."

Oh, I didn't...? "It can change forms." I briefly shift Aegis between Pure, Strand, Sentinel, and Creation a few times, just to prove it. "The normal state - the one with the nine-tailed fox - is called Aegis-Pure. This one-" I shift it to Strand. "-is Aegis-Strand. Because of the... rope, on the rope dart."

"That seems... exceptionally toxic to the touch." Seam comments on Strand's appearance.

"It is." I lower my eyes. "...I've seen a doll make a tree cease to exist with the poison this thing gives off."

"...Hmm." Remilia doesn't seem to know what to make of that... "Continue."

"Okay... This-" I shift it to Sentinel next. "-is Aegis-Sentinel. It's... pretty good at defending myself and others. I mean, it can expand this wall-like thing to block attacks, or danmaku, or, um, yeah."

"...How durable's that?" Flandre wants to know how durable it is. "I wanna hit it."

"Why?" I ask her.

"For fun." She nods.

"...Fun can be had later, Flandre." Remilia dryly stares at her sister.

"Daww." Flandre looks down, pouting.

"Now for the last one." Seam instructs me to show off Creation.

...So I do. "And this last one is Aegis-Creation." I raise the form in question. "It's called that since... uh..."

Actually, let me just give a direct demonstration.

"Since...?" Remilia expects me to go on, when I raise my hand and-.

Chichin...

That was a weird noise. But, there's a snowflakes fluttering off from my hand. "...that."

"...Hmm. It's called Creation since it allows you to create." Seam remarks. "Apt, but simple and easy to follow. It's best not to overthink weapon names at times."

"But the name is part of the aesthetic." Remilia argues.

"...It's one thing." Seam stares at her, then closes her eyes. "The shorter and simpler the name, the better. For example, you have Gungnir, Flandre has Laevateinn, I have Kamakiri, he has Aegis, Kolar has Zandatsu, and so on so forth. We all have incredibly simple, one-letter names for our weapons."

"I suppose." The elder vampire shakes her head at the dhampir, before taking another sip of tea. It almost looks empty when she puts it down-.

Nevermind, it's full again.

I-.

Wait. How the hell-.

"...You seem confused about something." Remilia comments on my expression. Uh, yeah, you're one to ask about that.

"That teacup almost looked empty." I point at the teacup she put down. "...The next second, it was full."

"Hmm, how bizarre." She stares down at it with a smile.

...Seam folds her arms. "You can just say how that happened instead of being enigmatic for once in your life."

"But where's the fun in that?" Giving her a roll of her eyes, Remilia takes another sip of tea.

...Wait, the kettle looks like it's moved. Nobody touched that either, or as far as I'm aware when we sat down.

"When it comes to Remi, it's always time for tea." Flandre ominously smiles too. What does that mean. 

"...Flandre?" Remilia turns her head to stare at Flandre, who just looks back in confusion. "Not the time."

"Time." Seam echoes. "It always was a fickle thing, that."

"Time..." I echo, thinking about it. 

"The World." Not the time for that reference, Raiju. I-. I keep saying 'time'. "I mean, there's stopped time."

...Stopped time-.

...

Oh. Now I get it. "...Someone stopped time and refilled it, didn't they?"

"Really now?" Remilia asks me, curious. "Who in this manor has that ability?"

"The closest person I can think of is Soldura." I fold my arms. Then again... "Unless if Sakuya has some weird time-related ability, which I think she might."

...

"...An intriguing conclusion." Remilia comments. "On what grounds do you stand to make such an assumption, though?"

I... um...

"Okay, enough of that." Seam cuts in. "If you're not going to confirm it, I will. Yes, Sakuya has a time-related ability. But, she also has a spatial-related ability. Thus, she can manipulate space-time."

"...Seam." Remilia starts glaring at her. "This is my conversation."

"It's our conversation." Seam tuts, raising a finger. "Or do you want me to bring Jill out?"

"Please don't." I shake my head. I honestly prefer Seam more than Jill... 

"Aw, but I like Jill..." Flandre pouts, folding her arms. 

"...I'm fairly sure you're the only one who actually likes Jill, Flandre." Remilia sighs, shaking her head. "But, still, as Seam unnecessarily confirmed, Sakuya can manipulate space-time. She can make space abdundant or minimal. She can accelerate or decelerate time. She is, more or less, the perfect maid."

"...Yet, even with that ability, why do you think she serves under Remilia?" Seam decides to ask me a particularly... odd question. And a pretty good one, too... "And you aren't receiving the answer from me."

"Mind you, this took Trish about ten minutes to get. I'm expecting you to solve it faster." Remilia tells me. It took Trish ten minutes to get an answer? Um...

"...Is it to do with a debt, at all?" I've heard something about owing a debt to a vampire can ramp it up ludicrously over time...

"Potentially." Remilia looks her fingers over, before taking another sip of tea. So a debt...

"Vampires are also, like, freakishly strong. Also immortal." Raiju brings that up too. Yeah, that's true... "...Makes sense they need a housekeeper for when they decide to sleep."

True...

Hmm... "Is it because you're a lot more powerful than her, too?" I question next. Actually... "...I know Flandre can destroy anything... What's your ability?"

"Hmm. Such a specific question, why, it's almost as if you were fated to ask that." Remilia grins to herself.

...Okay, she highlighted fated out of anything else there. Fate, fate, something to do with fate...

Some people can manipulate concepts or things. Others have oddly specific abilities, like me, who can create or destroy or... do something. Some abilities are the application of concepts, like Sannyo's smoke being able to control minds, or Yoko being able to grant wishes. Or... for Junko to be able to purify anything, or for Chima to allow people to relinquish ownership over things...

"If it helps, I can incite chaos. That's my ability." Seam points out.

"Manipulating fate. Trust me." Raiju tells me. How did you-? "Fate. Manipulation of fate. That's a stupidly broken ability that manipulating space-time cannot beat at all. Sakuya can't beat fate. NOBODY can beat fate. It's inevitable. Why else would she put emphasis on fate?"

Ah... that's... good reasoning. From you, for once...

"For once, huh." Raiju snorts. "Alright, sure, pal."

Anyways, I say that. "Manipulation of fate, at all? Everything has to follow its fate one day, or something like that, right? Even space and time."

"...One minute and forty-five seconds." Remilia... um... what? "That's how long it took you to figure that out. Good for you.

"Wait, really? It's only been that long?" Flandre raises her brows in surprise. "Wow, um... That took no time at all."

"It goes to show how clever a descendant of me can really be." Seam gestures to herself smugly. "...And one that bears the Naga name still, at that. I suppose fate also drew us four together at this very moment."

"I had nothing to do with this." Remilia denies having any involvement. "...But, yes, I can manipulate fate, that is my ability. Sakuya, before she even took on that name, was... indebted to a man at one point, then she was indebted to Jill - or Seam - after that man vanished, then that debt passed to me, as I was the head of the manor after Seam stepped down. That man was none other than Jack the Ripper. Or, perhaps, Jacquelin Naga, another descendant of Jill's, and, technically, our closest cousin outside of the Yoshikages."

"The Yoshikages?" I tilt my head.

"Kira Yoshikage and Netsu Yoshikage." Seam fills in. "...One of my grandsons and granddaughters respectively, also vampires. They were considered... inferior, back in the day, to their cousins, but I saw potential in them. Kira had the ability to manipulate desire and Netsu the ability to manipulate lust. Technically, they're also your cousins."

"Oh, um... okay." Other distant cousins... How many people actually are related to me loosely? Jill... Seam, I mean, um... is really something.

"I mean, Patchy said our family's all over history. But most of them changed their names. We probably have ancestors who were, like, world leaders, dude. Both great and awful." Raiju reminds me of what Patchouli said... Right, she um... did say my family was all over history, even in the 'smallest of places', didn't she?

"Mmm. In any case..." Remilia takes another sip of her teacup. "Where do you live, exactly? I'm aware your sister runs and lives in some unimportant tavern within the village."

"...Senkai, where all the hermits live." I respond promptly.

"I see. And surely you have something else you do outside of just living there?" Remilia asks me, then realises something. "...You're living with someone there too, aren't you?"

"A sagacious spirit, yeah." I fold my arms. "As for what I do? I'm a bookmaker at a gambling den up on the mountain. But I'm also a coordinator for the markets. In a sense, I'm... a business partner with a market god."

"Hm. Certainly more noteworthy than a bartender." The blue-haired vampire acknowledges that. "...This means you interact with youkai very often, then."

"Well, not just youkai, humans too." I bring up. "...Including one Aikido Tsumugi, if you've heard of her."

"Oh, Soldura's mentioned someone like that a bunch!" Flandre's ears perk up. 

"Genuinely? That Aikido?" Remilia's brows furrow with intrigue. "Patchouli has a collection of each and every one of her books, if I recall, pristine and untouched by Kirisame. Some even considered her the greatest author that ever lived. She's still alive?"

"Mhm..." I nod once. "She's up near the peak of Youkai Mountain."

"Hmm... How intriguing." Seam also offers her thoughts on Aikido. "...Maybe I should travel up there."

"No. That's far too risky for someone as old as you to risk." Remilia looks at Seam with concern. "And there's no clouds to block the sun's light from touching you up there. It's far, far too dangerous."

"As long as I stick to shade and limit my time spent in the sun, I'll be fine. Don't forget that I'm far more resilient than you and Flandre actually are."

"Yeah! Plus Jill's even more durable!" Flandre pumps her fist into the air.

"Mmm... I suppose." Folding her arms, Seam sighs with a shake of her head.

Well then, um... "So Geju, Soldura, and Zeitaku, um... Keeping Kolar around I can understand, and no offense meant to them, but... what's your reasons for letting them stay around?" I decide to ask a question myself.

"All three have their appeals." Remilia looks into her teacup for a brief moment. "Geju has her entertainment capabilities, she's also a teacher for Flandre at times, when Meiling and Kolar aren't around. Soldura is... a hermit and a disciple of one Lubrae Hieropha, which he's presumably told you about since he likes to tell everyone that part of himself. He's also good for keeping Jill in line half of the time. And Zeitaku is essentially a golden... well, I would say goose, but cow is more fitting. She's a golden calf, literally. You've seen the amount of... wealth she has on her by now, surely? Keeping her around is both a contingency for the wealth of the manor, not that it was ever a concern to begin with, and she's able to teach Kolar far more efficiently with magic than Patchouli ever could. That's not to say they don't both train him."

Oh.... "Right, um... I also heard there was a woman called Arashi living near here. She's a blood tree, or so I've been told." I rest my arms on the table.

"Oh, yeah yeah! Arashi's really nice!" Flandre jumps into the conversation. "...She's also kinda where we get all of our blood from, right?"

"Yes, she is." Remilia sighs. "Even though we've had our... discourses about how I operate the manor, she still seeks to keep good ties with myself and everyone else here, including Crim." Then she asks me something again. "...Have you ever met the Three Musketeers yet?"

"Um... no, not really." I've heard of those three - Crim, Sola, and Beeze - but...

"Then this is an opportunity." Remilia begins grinning. "Sakuya~!"

Suddenly, Sakuya's just here. "Yes, milady?"

"Fetch the Three Musketeers, would you?" Remilia orders her.

"...Are you sure? The last time you brought them to the throne room-." Seam looks at her with worry, only for Remilia to dismissively wave her hand.

"I'm here, as is Flandre. I'm certain they'll listen this time." Remilia insists that those three should be brought here, then she looks at Seam in confusion. "...Do they not listen to you...?"

"...Not particularly, no. Beeze forgets who I am sometimes and Crim is just rebellious. Sola's really the only one who listens." Seam sadly shakes her head. Oh.

"...Perhaps I need to remind them who's above them in the hierarchy again." Remilia's brows furrow. "But regardless, Sakuya. Bring me the Three Musketeers."

"Very well, milady." Sakuya bows, before disappearing. O~kay...

"...What is the hierarchy here like?" I decide to ask.

"At the bottom, you have the fairy maids." Remilia begins, taking another sip of tea. "Then you have Meiling, the gatekeeper, as well as Crim, Sola, and Beeze, or the Three Musketeers. And after her you have Patchouli's familiar, Koakuma, then Patchouli and Geju after her. After them, you then have Zeitaku and Soldura. And then you have both Sakuya and Kolar, who are both mine and Flandre's head servant respectively. Then, you have Seam and Flandre, then you have me at the top, as the head of the manor and the Scarlet family."

"...So basically you're the head honcho." That's how I'm interpreting it...

"More or less, yes, I am." Remilia nods, grinning. "It's not too far off how the hierarchy in a medieval castle works, really. You have the peasants, the servants, the nobles, the trusted advisors, and the royals at the top. Therefore, I am also the queen of this manor, if you want to call me that."

"Remi~." Flandre speaks up. "Does that make me the princess?"

"I suppose." Remilia nods, continuing to grin. "And Seam is the former queen."

"And that makes Kolar my royal consort! Or, um..." Flandre thinks about that. "...Is that what it's called...?"

I-. "A-... A royal consort is a royal's lover." I point out. Does she not know that...?

"They are?!" Flandre's brows raise as she begins grinning uncontrollably. I'm taking that as a resounding 'no, no she didn't'.

"Yes. They are." Remilia sighs as Seam chuckles to herself.

"And that entirely depends on what you see him as." Seam tacks on, looking directly at Flandre.

"That is true. What is Kolar to you, Flandre?" Remilia decides to ask her sister.

"W-We're just friends!" Flandre pouts, but she's... also blushing. "J-Just really close friends!"

"He's your servant." Remilia reminds her.

"No he's not! Well-. He is, but he's more than that...!" Flandre folds her arms next, continuing to pout.

"More than that." Seam echoes. "...Hmm, that reminds me. Wasn't there that incident with the onryo earlier? The one that briefly possessed Meiling and then Crim for a brief moment?"

"...That?" Remilia furrows her brows. "Why bring that up now?"

"Miyadeguchi, that was her name, wasn't it?" The seamstress brings a pair of scissors to her lips. "...The one they call the Jailbreak King, or so I've been informed, at least."

"So you've been informed?" Remilia raises a brow with interest. "I didn't know she had a title."

"She does, or so the satori told me when me and Kolar asked, at least." The dhampir smiles. "Although, I don't know much of Miyadeguchi, just her name and her title, and that she's a vengeful spirit. And it might be wise to be careful with her going around." Seam then shakes her head. "Especially if you're alone, she could be anywhere, possessing anyone or doing whatever nefarious act. This warning goes especially for you, Rajime."

"It does?" I blink.

"I understand." Remilia nods, then focuses on me. "You most likely are better off heeding Seam's warning. You're a human, you're far more susceptible to possessions than us vampires are." She explains, then takes a sip of her tea. 

"Of course, if I'm around, I won't allow anything bad to happen, but when I'm not nearby to help, bad things could happen. I want to avoid that if possible, since it's a moral obligation to the family."

"A moral obligation to the family, huh..." I echo. Still, this... 'Miyadeguchi'. It's concerning that there's a ghost running around possessing people...

"But then again," Remilia shakes her head. "It's not as if any of this is my concern."

"It definitely is." Seam argues against that claim. "This is your cousin, after all."

"We're cousins, nothing more, nothing less." Remilia really wants to insist that whatever happens to me isn't any of her business. "It may concern you, as he's directly a descendant of you, yes, but it doesn't concern me what my distant family do."

"I suppose it is." Seam closes her eyes, sighing.

Hmm.

"Oh-. You're 'hmming'." Raiju, what. "You're thinking of fucking around and additionally finding out, aren't you?"

...Maybe I am.

"And uh... mind cluing 'ye olde savage thunder beast' here in? Since, y'know, this concerns us both." Raiju asks. Can't you read my mind? You are literally my other half. "I could, bu~t I don't want to."

Figures. Well, my plan was, we should try and seek out this Miyadeguchi. See if I can talk to her at all.

"That is literally such a bad idea. She is an onryo. You are a human. Possession is a big time problem, even since it has bloody Seam concerned." Raiju points out. Well, yeah, I guess, but... "You guess."

Raiju, trust me. I've got a plan. We seek her out, once we find her we talk to her, um...

"And then what?" He wants me to continue.

We... talk more, I guess? That's what I have been doing for literally everyone who has wanted me dead so far. Namely cases like Tyra, or Yuuka, or... people. Rujo too, I guess, as well as Mizu. Mike, Sannyo, and Kasa-chan're also cases of that, you know... Also Shonin. She is a threat at all hours of the day to my personal space.

"Pft." Raiju snorts. Plus, this Miyadeguchi's an onryo. That means she was a human at one point. "You're seriously betting on her having some humanity left. Mate, she fucked around with Meiling, apparently. The hell're you going to do?"

...Do what I always do. Talk. And if push comes to shove, or if onryo becomes bothersome, then Aegis exists. Also you. 

"You do have a point, I guess. Plus Aegis IS a divine weapon, so it should harm ghosts or however the hell interactions like that work." True... "Also creation of elements can mess with a ghost, or so I think."

That is... also a good point to bring up. Makes me feel safer, at least.

...

Come to think of it, there's a possibility she could show up at Auresh's banquet.

"Oh, yeah, that's tomorrow, huh." Raiju thinks about it. "...You should convince Junko to give you one of her dresses."

I-. Why.

"Hey, it's a special occassion! I'm just saying!" Raiju, I am not wearing a long dress. They're awkward to walk in. "How the fuck would you know that, you have literally never wore one." Trish. "Oh."

...

"I mean~... Lose the hat, put on the one Junko wears or something similar, maybe build your physique up a bit, slim a tad, ah... dye your hair orange~..." Wh-. No! "Dude! You could literally pass for Junko...! Or, as I want to call her, mom. She is scary and that makes me feel safe. Nobody can compete with a pissed off mom for being extremely lethal."

I-. I guess she is pretty much my mom at this point.

...

Suddenly, Sakuya's back. "Milady, there's more visitors."

"More?" Remilia stares at Sakuya in confusion. "...Who?"

"The yama, the devil, and that one doll that was with Rajime during the Ability Card incident." Sakuya informs her. Or, well, us. All I gathered from that was 'someone, Shonin, and Medicine have appeared'.

"...Why is the yama here?" Remilia squints. "She has no business here, as far as I'm aware."

"The yama?" Seam perks up. "Eiki?"

"Yes, her." Sakuya nods in Seam's direction.

"Hmm. I sense an opoortunity." Seam... looks like she's planning something. "To hell with the Three Musketeers. A better opportunity has presented itself."

"...What do you mean?" Remilia squints at Seam as Flandre just fluffily tilts her head.

"Nagas are commonly affiliated with life and death. Or black and white. Heaven and Hell. For me, it's Hell." Seam gestures to herself. "That's due to Jill, obviously. My brother, Majiranir, is associated with Heaven. Therefore, my descendants are also associated with Hell, as I'm the Seamstress, and one of my descendants was the Ripper."

"...I've met the devil before." I decide to randomly mention. "Her name's Shonin, by the way, she's just..." I make a face because I can't even put her into words.

"You? You've met Shonin before?" Remilia jerks her head to look at me in surprise and confusion. "You certainly can't descend into Hell."

"Yeah, but a Hell goddess can." I point that out immediately. "...And a friend of said goddess doubles as my carer, who is also that sagacious spirit I mentioned."

"Lapislazuli?" Seam knows who I'm talking about...? "I've talked to her before, when I went to Hell once. She's technically a successor and student of Lubrae's."

"...When did you go to Hell?" Remilia then turns her head to Seam.

"Centuries ago, about three." Seam pockets the scissors she was holding.

...Remilia doesn't seem to know what to make of that, so she just nods, drinking her tea. "Well, you heard her, Sakuya. Bring them here and dismiss the Musketeers for today. As a matter of fact, you wouldn't mind bringing Silia or the elder Yorigami either, would you?"

"Very well, mistress." Sakuya bows again before disappearing.

So, um. "...Who is this Eiki person?" I ask.

"She's the yama for Gensokyo. Technically speaking, she's the judge of the dead, or one of them at least." Seam explains near instantly, since she knows what she's talking about. "Eiki is... eccentric at times, to others. But then again, she has a love for lectures and will lecture anyone and everyone she can. So keep that in mind if you have any bad... tendencies or habits. She once lectured me for cutting people's hair way too often. She will find even the littlest of things, somehow."

"Um... alright." I nod, genuinely unsure what to do with this information, then decide to make a note of it.

"She's also annoyingly persistent." Remilia points out too. Oh.

...Huh.

...

I wonder what's going on elsewhere.



Meanwhile... (Zeitaku POV)


...Hmmm~? What an odd feeling. My senses swayed and my focus is... waning. But it is back now, which is fortunate. Very fortunate indeed.

Thankfully nobody was around to see my dazed state at that moment in time. I've quickly corrected myself and I've adjusted my robes to cover more of my body. Perhaps I'm simply... cold. Yes, cold. As opulent as I may be, I can still feel the elements and nature, even inside the manor. Such is the life of a humble kudan like myself.

...I'm in a kitchen right now, making something for Kolar-chan, as he was getting hungry. Soldura wasn't hungry when I asked, nor was Patchouli or Geju, the latter because she's a ghost and the former because she doesn't need to eat. Silia-chan is much the same as Patchouli in that regard. And Shion-chan said she already ate, so... hrm.

...It's nothing too extravagant either. Simply put, it's a sandwich. A chicken sandwich. A... what's it called again? Katsu chicken? Something like that, it's just chicken. It took me no time to make either, it's just, you know, a sandwich. Nothing too important or obnoxiously fancy.

My eyes drift to a jar filled with red liquid as I go to pick up the plate the sandwich is one. Mmm... Whilst one would pass that off as jam, or something siilar, it isn't. It's human blood. Human blood.

...

I look around and find nobody still, as it has been. My tail drifts over and picks it up with a firm grip, then I open it with my free hand. One benefit of having this tail is that it acts as a third arm at times. It's also very, very strong. 

But, regardless, when I open the jar up, I'm hit with a very tempting and tantalising smell of iron. I remember the days I used to eat humans to survive, when I was a lot poorer and deprived. I don't do that anymore, obviously, eating them isn't the sustainable way to go about things in Gensokyo anymore. Their despair and misfortune is far more filling than anything else.

...After all, I grant good fortune. What good is that fortune if the person being granted it is dead? I'm supposed to help, not kill. That's my purpose in life.

...My eyes drift back to the plate I'm holding, then back to the jar of blood.

...

W-Why am I even holding this? Kolar-chan doesn't... have blood with his food.

Not... yet, at least.

...

I'm going to be quite frank, I'm afraid. I'm aware of what it means to be enthralled to a vampire, Kolar-chan could very well turn into one at some point, suffering from the same curse all the other vampires do. I don't want him to lose his humanity.

I shakily place the jar down with my tail before putting the lid back on, wiping my forehead. "W-Whew, cooking sure is... exhiliriating, ahahah..."

...

I should get this sandwich to Kolar-chan, honestly.

The moment I go to leave-.

"Hey, Shion, are you in here?!" Someone suddenly runs in, looking for Shion-chan. It's an orange-haired girl with, what're they called? Hair drills? She has hair drills. She's in a pink coat and some... very rich-looking clothes.

...Ah. This must be Joon. I focus on her. "She's not in here."

"...Whoa, whoa, who the hell are you?" She looks at me in confusion, then her eyes widen. "What the hell are you wearing?!"

"Wealth." I gesture to myself. "...Hard-earned wealth that took me time and effort, that I've even shared with others."

"...Uh-huh. How rich are you?" She asks me, stepping closer, completely disregarding Shion-chan for the time being. Mmm~... Here we go.

"Allow me to stop you right there. If you're thinking about taking my fortune, you're mistaken. You can't." I smugly fold my arms. "Plus I'm stronger than you are, hon."

"You really think I'm going to believe-." I don't even let her finish because I'm right behind her, with my tail wrapped around her neck. "W-Wait, how the-."

"As I said. I'm stronger." I repeat myself. "Plus I'm faster, smarter, and I have morals." I ominously smile, practically dragging her by the neck with my tail as I leave this kitchen. "...You'd do well to learn things like that too, I reckon."

"I've already learned enough from that nun already, I don't need-." I tighten my tail's grip on her slightly. "G-Gah! Let me go damnit!"

"Hmm~..." I bring my free finger to my lips. "No, I don't think I will."

"Y-You damn cow-." I shush her with the same free finger.

"Ah, ah, easy now. You want to see your sister, yes? She is here." I do tell her that, at least. "But, right now, she's busy, so-."

"I don't care! I'm sorry, alright?! Now just take me to Shion!" Joon barks at me. Oh, good. She apologised, even if it's half-baked.

"Mmm... Very well." I sigh, then start taking her to where everyone else is.

"Who... W-Who the hell even are you? Why isn't my presence having any effect on your wealth?!" She asks me, seeming more and more irate. That's probably because she's being humiliatingly dragged along by my tail.

"One, Zeitaku, that's my name. Two, I have a natural immunity to thieves and folk like you." I tell her that much. "My entire thing is, frankly, good wealth. It would be a shame if I were to be, say, exploited for it, wouldn't it?"

"Damn it..." Joon slouches in my hold.

...Well, anyways, I wonder what other people are doing.



Meanwhile... (Rajime POV)


There it is again, that... weird feeling. But, anyways, um, we've been waiting for a few minutes now. About five. I've been trying some normal tea. Remilia promised me it was normal, anyway. It's black tea, which I suppose is fitting for a vampire. Personally, breakfast tea is still better than anything else.

...The tea is good quality, however, I'll say that.

"...Judging from how much tea you can actually drink in such a short span of time..." Remilia speaks up on how much tea I've drank for the past five minutes. "...I suppose you definitely are a descendant of Seam."

I have been through at least twenty cups in the last five minutes and I do not feel anything. I mean that literally, too. I cannot feel my hands or feet at all. My body also feels numb. Tea overload. God is dead. I-.

...

Well, a god is dead. Since there's apparently multiple gods.

...So I decide to comment on my numbness. "Is it normal if I can't feel my hands or feet?"

"...Not usually, no." Remilia blinks in confusion.

"This is why you don't drink that amount of tea so fast." Seam sighs. "Tea, much like coffee, has caffeine in it. Or so I've been told by a few people in the past anyway, namely Jacquelin. Drinking too much of it as a normal person can lead to numbness or sickness. It's not a thing that really applies to vampires though."

"Oh." I look at my hands. I can still move them, I just... don't feel anything. "...Maybe I should stop for now."

"You literally drank around twenty teacups in five minutes. Twenty in five." Remilia reiterates. "And you say maybe."

"...Well..." I don't really have a refute for that.

"I've only drank, um..." Flandre thinks on it. "...At least twelve in that kinda time...?"

"Eighteen for me." Remilia brings up. Oh. I have somehow drank more tea than either of them have in that amount of time. Nifty.

"My personal best is thirty. Or Jill's is, at least." Seam decides to mention. Wh-. Thirty. Granted, that's Jill, but still.

"How the fuck did you drink more tea than a vampire in that amount of time." Raiju wants to know. Raiju, we're English. We literally drink tea every hour of the day until the sun explodes. "Jill is also English, or Japanese-English anyway, and I'm like, ninety percent sure the Scarlets are English too, if not French. They're vampires. How."

I'm... 'built different', in the 'wise' words of Sumi. I put emphasis on wise since, well, wise is debatable when it comes to Sumi. So that's there.

"Milady." Oh, hi Sakuya. She's got Silia with her.

"Sakuya." Remilia nods back. "...Where are the other three who Seam requested to be brought here? And where's the elder Yorigami?"

"...Other three?" Silia raises a brow. "Apologies, I'm not entirely caught up. Who?"

"The yama, the devil, and a particular poisonous doll. In short, a strange trio." Seam fills in vaguely for her.

"...Ah." Silia nods as one more chairsjust... appears at the tea table. "Shion also couldn't make it since her sister showed up. Zeitaku practically dragged her in by the neck with her tail."

Oh. That's... a pretty specific event. "...Zeitaku did what?"

"She dragged Joon in by the neck, with her tail. Her tail strength is freakishly strong." Silia elaborates. Oh, okay...

...I don't get it.

"...I'm sorry, the younger Yorigami is int he manor, too? Did Meiling not stop her?" Remilia furrows her brows.

"She tried to." Sakuya sighs. "...She couldn't stop her. I had... also failed to notice her, too."

"Hmm." Remilia looks at Flandre, then Silia. Then Seam, then me. "Where are the other three?"

"The yama, the devil, and Melancholy?" Sakuya looks at the door. "They should be here in a few seconds. Do you require me here?"

"Not particularly. You're dismissed, Sakuya." Remilia dismisses her maid.

"Very well." Sakuya bows again and then disappears... again.

It's unreal how she can manipulate space-time to the point she can seemingly just... teleport like that.

Not more than a few seconds after Sakuya left, the door opens and three people step in. Or, more like, two step in, whilst one floats, the floating one being Shonin. One of the walking ones is Medicine who, frankly, I'm happy to see again, and the third is a girl I have literally never met before in my life. I'm presuming she's Eiki.

So this... Eiki girl, she's wearing what I can only describe as 'elaborate'. She's got green hair and blue eyes, but she's wearing this... blue robe that gives me an imperial vibe. There's even gold decorations on the shoulders, she has a white shirt on beneath that, as well as a white ribbon down one arm and a red one down the other. She's got a black skirt and what has to be the strangest hat I've seen yet. It's... blue and black, it has a gold emblem on the front, but she has this really big red and white bow on the back of this hat. Just like the ribbons, really.

She's also short, she's... as tall as Seam is, I think.

"Five feet is not short." Raiju reminds me. I know. We're exactly seven feet tall, Raiju. She's shorter than we are.

And since she was a judge I guess I was expecting someone... taller and more imposing? I guess...?

"Y'know... that is true, really." Raiju snorts. "Freakin' tiny judge."

Right, um, anyways.

"Okay, so is-." Shonin's eyes trail across the room before they land on me. "Nevermind, he's there. Hey, Rajime."

"...Hey Shonin." I sigh. Why is she bothering me again. Surely someone would've told her today's my one day off, right...? Unless if she completely cut Junko out of things this time. Anyways, I look at Medicine next. "Also, hey, Medicine."

"Hey!" Medicine waves back.

"...So I'm presuming the one in the most unfitting clothes is the devil." Remilia interprets correctly.

"Unfitting?!" Shonin takes offense to that. "Hey, look, you're one to speak! Who the hell even wears clothes like that anymore?! Besides, Hell's sense of fashion is a lot different to yours!"

"It depends on where you are, how fitting your clothes can be." I decide to bring that up. "Right now, you're the one in the unfitting outfit, Shonin."

"Oh." Shonin blinks, then awkwarldy pulls her hood further as she hides her face. "Well, uh..."

"You-... You genuinely weren't kidding when you said you knew the devil and that she's stranger than that one spirit I mentioned..." Silia practically whispers to me, since I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who heard her.

"Everything I said at that moment was true, by the way." I whisper back, giving her some time to acknowledge, and realise, that I've actually met Tamamo no Mae.

"In any case, Shonin's fashion sense can... be put to rest until later." Eiki finally speaks up, then focuses on Seam. "Hello again, Seam. Do you have Jill under control for once?"

"...Yes and no." Seam reluctantly admits. "She's been put to bed for now because, well..." She glances at Remilia, then Flandre, then me. "...you can probably tell why. That's not to say she randomly interjects here and there like-"

Suddenly, her hair swaps to magenta. "-this? Yeah, no, I never left. So-"

And then Seam's back again. "-Stop it. This is my conversation, not yours."

...And then there's Jill being weird, as usual.

"How much do you wanna bet we could do something like that?" I don't know, care, or want to find out, Raiju.

"...Hmm." Eiki stares at Seam for a good moment, as the dhampir begins arguing with herself. Audibly. "I'll leave you to sort that out, then."

"So what exactly brings you here? Surely, you've come for a reason." Remilia dryly stares at Eiki. "And with the devil and a walking bundle of poison, no less."

"Hey! I have a name!" Medicine starts pouting.

"Yeah, Remi, she has a name!" Flandre begins grinning herself. The relationship between Flandre and Remilia really does remind me of myself and Trish. Flandre's me in this instance and Remilia's Trish. Blonde people are always aligned as chaotic good or chaotic neutral. There is no in between.

"What the hell does that mean...?!" You know what it means, Raiju.

"...Yes, she has a name, but even so, I have my reason. I'm here for him." Eiki gestures to me. Oh. "...As is Shonin and Melancholy, I suppose."

"Yeah, hey, ever wanted to go to Hell's capital?" Shonin abruptly offers to drag me to Hell again.

"...Hell's capital." I echo. "I'm presuming you're just going to drag me there either way."

"Yeah, probably." Shonin shrugs.

"...Shonin?" Eiki turns to Shonin.

"Yeah?" Shonin turns to her.

"At least consider in the willingness of others when it comes to things like that." Eiki just begins laying into Shonin. "Consent is extremely important, especially if it's a figure who is apparently very important to Hell as a whole, or even the afterlife in general. You jump the gun a bit too much and always assume people are willing to go with what you want to do. Perhaps you should think a lot less like that, it's what happened to that Komachi that one time, when she was put out of commission for a week and a half because of, and I can't believe I'm saying this, 'skull overload'." What was that last part. What the hell is 'skull overload'?!

"The Bad to the Bone riff but played, like, fifty times simultaneously, probably." I-. Raiju, they don't have access to that here. "Oh, right, ye olde fantasy land." But if I were to interpret that correctly, you probably mean about fifty skulls were thrown at this Komachi person.

...Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure Doremy mentioned a 'Komachi' once.

Anyways, Eiki really just lectured Shonin on the spot like that. I don't think Shonin'll listen since she's Shonin. She is literally Satan. Lucifer. Whatever the hell.

"Uh... Yeah, alright." Shonin just... blinks. She doesn't do anything else, no dismissive shrug or head shake, she... Wait, did she actually just listen to Eiki-?

"Good." Eiki nods at her, then focuses on me again. "We are here for you, by the way."

Oh. They are. Good. Okay. It's totally not like Eiki said that already and I heard that. Nope, definitely not at all.

"Well, you heard her. A yama isn't particularly one you'd want to oppose, as a human." Remilia turns to me with a grin. Seam is also still just audibly arguing to herself with Jill.

"Wait, wait, you asked if he wanted to go to Hell's capital, right?!" Flandre begins grinning. "Can I go, can I?!"

"Flandre, no." Remilia shakes her head. "The last time we let you out of the manor unattended-."

"I'll be there if I decide to go too." I decide to offer that she comes with me, but she's to stay near me, or somewhere I can keep an eye on her. "Kolar's probably busy with other things, at least."

"...Hmm." Remilia seems to genuinely consider my offer... Huh.

"Aw, c'mon, Remi!" Flandre starts fluffily folding her arms in defiance of her older sister. "I've not seen Kira and Netsu in a super long time anyway!"

"...Yoshikage and Yuwaku?" Eiki expresses curiosity. "You know them?"

"They're our cousins." Remilia shakes her head. "...Namely because Seam split the main family into so many different offshoots."

"Mmm." Eiki acknowledges that, but doesn't say much on it. "I had my reservations about vampires being in Hell at first, but then again, Lapislazuli always was bizarre with her choices, or so I've inferred from Shonin's words, at least. Regardless." She focuses on me. "Do you wish to go to Hell or not?"

Do I? While I could stay here and learn more about... Seam, as well as Jill, part of me wants to leave this place as quickly as possible. I have nothing against the manor, it's just... weird. Too weird for my tastes. Then again, I still feel numb from all that tea I drank, so that's there too.

You know what. "Sure, I've never actually been to Hell's capital. Just a layer of it before called the Primate Spirit Garden, I think." I scratch my neck.

"Ah, where all of those issues arose with the animal spirits and that sculptor god. Yes, I know where you mean." Eiki nods with her eyes closed. Oh, right, Keiki said something about that vaguely, didn't she...?

"I'm going to go too. After all, I came here with Rajime, so I'm going with him." Silia speaks up. Oh, okay.

"Right, ah..." Shonin glances at Medicine. "Hey, uh, doll girl, come with us for a sec."

"Huh? Oh, um... sure?" Medicine nods as she and Shonin step outside the throne room, promptly followed by Silia who just... floats out instead of walking. S-. She was walking before. Why did she float this time.

Anyways, I turn to Remilia. "Look, I'm a friend of Kolar's, I can keep Flandre out of trouble, if that's any reassurance." And if not me, then Eiki probably, seeing as she's apparently this super powerful figure, being a judge of the dead and all.

"...Fine. Flandre? You can go with him, only on the condition that you don't stray too far, get lost, and don't cause any trouble. Kolar needs a calmer day, anyway." Remilia gives in.

"Aw, yeah!" Flandre pumps her fist in the air, before shooting up from her chair. "Thanks, Ji!" I'm also Ji now. That's nice. Flandre also just... zooms past Eiki and leaves.

Eiki, of which, has just been stood there staring at me, not moving. It's kind of creepy how she can stand so still like that.

Anyways, I should move-... Actually, maybe I should send Chima a message before I do go to Hell. Since Hell is considered a different realm of the living, technology doesn't tend to work across those.

So, I pull out my phone, then very quickly type a message to Chima.

Rajime: "Hey, Chima, just sending this to let you know that something came up, and I'm probably... not going to be home until about an hour or so later."

LunarRainbow: "RAJIME YOU HAVE LITERALLY BEEN GONE ALL DAY I'VE BEEN WORRIED"

Chima somehow found out how to send her message in all capitals very quickly. Huh. She even disregarded punctuation. Then again, that's reasonable given the tone she's going for there.

Rajime: "Blame a vampire and Shonin, the latter of which is taking me to Hell properly this time. I promise I won't be long, alright?"

LunarRainbow: "Okay, okay, alright... Sorry, I've just been... really worried. About you, I mean, I thought you were only going out for the day, and..."

Rajime: "...Things change. A lot. Sorry, I... really should've told you earlier what I was doing exactly. I've met one of my ancestors today, though."

LunarRainbow: "Wait, you have? What're they like?"

Rajime: "...Weird. Very weird. She's got the same thing I do with Raiju. Her name's Seam, her 'Raiju' is 'Jill', who's a borderline insane scissor-slinging maniac. Seam's nice, though."

LunarRainbow: "Hold on, are you talking about Jill the Seamstress?"

Rajime: "You know her?"

LunarRainbow: "A lot of people do, or those that know Gensokyo's past do, at least. Megumu brought her up to me once, albeit off-handedly, I believe it was something to do with the vampire incident a long time ago...? I believe Tsukasa had also mentioned someone like her..."

LunarRainbow: "Oh, actually, on the note of Tsukasa, she went back to Megumu after calling Tsumugi-san from... the shadows? I'm still not sure on how Tsumugi-san gets around, personally."

Rajime: "Something to do with shadows. All you have to do is say her name in a dark place to summon her. Think like you're... summoning a ghost or something."

LunarRainbow: "Hmm, right, I see... Actually, I don't think Aikido would mind if she could... well, bring me to Hell as well? I just... miss you, you know? Plus I've not seen Hell itself, so it'll be an experience!"

Rajime: "I miss you too, and good luck with that."

LunarRainbow: "Oh, thank you! I'll talk to you later then!"

Well that was... what's the word? Sweet?

"Euphonious." Raiju. What. "It's another word for 'pleasing to the ear'...!"

I-. Oh. Okay, I'll let you off that time, you actually know what that word means, unlike when you said endearing.

"The only time I know when a word actually means something is when I am filled with immense existential dread." I'm not even going to dignify that with a response. "B-But you just did-." Be quiet.

Anyways, I head out, and when I pass Eiki-.

"It is pleasant to see a Naga again, too." She decides to almost whisper to me. So... she knows my ancestors, too.

...

What the hell is it with people and knowing my family when I know literally next to nothing about them outside of 'hey we either create things or destroy things there's no in between also we have a metric tonne of potential haha'. It's so stupid.

"Y'know... It actually would help if we were like, brought into the loop for once. People start doing things behind our backs, that we aren't aware of, and uh... honestly it is annoying, I see where you're coming from." I know, right? It's like people don't want me to find out until the very last second, where I can't really stop it or do something at that point...

Still, I just acknowledge Eiki with a nod and step outside. Silia, Shonin, Medicine, and Flandre were already out here. Me and Eiki make that six.

"...So how are we going to Hell, exactly...?" Silia decides to ask, confused. She also seems to be wary of the fact Flandre's coming along, but that's understandable since she's... well, a vampire. Who is freakishly strong, at that.

"Oh, that part? That part's actually, like, really easy to pull off." Shonin nods once. "Warping between the realm of the living and the dead is really easy if you know where to feel or what trigger to ah... use. Alright, so, grab onto, like, any part of me." Then she looks at Medicine. "And you touch anywhere that's covered. I'm aware of that whole, y'know, poisonous body mischief and me being poisoned is the last thing I want tonight."

"Um... Alright." Medicine just grabs a part of Shonin's robe that's far enough away from everybody else.

"...We could have just used the Sanzu River." Eiki remarks. Didn't Silia mention that place, too...?

"Uh, no, that takes way too long." Shonin jerks her head to Eiki. "I'm surprised you haven't figured out the whole teleportation gimmick yet."

"The what?" She blinks.

"Teleportation gimmick." Shonin repeats herself. "It's really easy, like, all the yama know it. Did... uh... Did they not go over that with you yet...?"

...Eiki just stands there for a brief moment in shock. "They... never told me about anything like that..."

"Wait, for real? Nothing at all? I'll show you later then." Shonin sighs. "The Ministry's really dumb at times anyway, how the hell'd they forget to teach one of their best yama that technique...?"

"C'mon, c'mon, let's go to Hell!" Hearing that from Flandre of all people is somehow very unnerving to just... hear. Also she grabs Shonin's arm very tightly and-.

Cr~k-.

I'm... I'm not the only one who just heard that cracking of bone, right...?

"Uh... okay, maybe not that tight...!" Shonin looks even paler than she usually does under her hood. D-... Did Flandre just break Shonin's arm.

"Um... whoops?" Flandre begins sheepishly grinning, lightening her hold on the devil's arm a substantial amount.

"It's fine though, it heals." Shonin shakes her head. Wh-. How fast does she heal-. "This should take, like, an hour at most to heal, thirty minutes at least. It varies sometimes."

"...Why does it vary?" Silia asks, awkwardly grabbing a hold of Shonin's shoulder, relatively close to Flandre.

"Why not? I'm the freakin' devil." Shonin snorts as I place a hand firmly on her back.

"Can... we just go...?" I really want to just go and let this be over with.

"Yeah, probably for the best." Shonin takes a deep breath. "One, two, three-."

Fwash!




Fwash!

Seriously, something always feels off when Shonin warps.

...Also, where are we? This place gives me really modern yet fancy vibes. It's... red, a lot of it's red, red carpet, red walls, red ceiling, um... red lights. The lights seem to be a mixture of torches and... actual lightbulbs. How'd they get lightbulbs in Hell...? 

Honestly, I feel like I'm in a castle. I let go of and Shonin, as does everyone else, and look around in confusion. "...Where is this?"

"I don't recall there ever being a structure like this in Hell." Eiki also remarks on it, seeming pretty puzzled herself. "What is this, Shonin?"

"Liberty." Shonin... what? "As in, this place is called Liberty. It's kind of where all the magic happens and where all the high-ranking devils like yours truly do their work and what-not. It's also where we mess around with a lot of things. Seriously, you should see my office, it's huge. Hecatia's also considered living here, I think. Technically speaking, Liberty's a castle."

"And how recently was this... put here?" Eiki furrows her brows.

"Uh... about... three days ago. I think. Construction takes no time if you have, like, every single demon working on this. Hell needs a place like this, some place where the people can actually get a say in things sometimes." Shonin shrugs. "Or whatever Hecatia told me, anyway."

"You... built a castle in a single day." Silia remarks. "How."

"Demon stuff." Shonin shrugs. "We know techniques that everyone else doesn't when it comes to making our stuff. Some light persuasion from Kira was also involved to get people to actually work on this instead of being degenerates every four seconds. Devils do that, they're really frustrating to deal with if you don't have something they can use. Thankfully, Kira can just manipulate their desires and make them feel extremely bored in order to make them desire to work, or, uh, something like that?"

"In a sense, you forced people to construct this building." Eiki remarks. "...And you didn't tell the Ministry?"

"Okay, forgive my crudeness, but fuck the Ministry." Shonin turns to Eiki with a dry look. "They're a bunch of idiotic bureaucrats who sit around handing out 'judgements' and paperwork I really can't be bothered with whilst feeling really full of themselves. You're like, the only exception in the Ministry, Eiki, even if your lectures are uh... unwanted at times."

"I... I see." Eiki sighs. "You're not entirely wrong, either, they can be a bit... demanding, at times, of the rulers of the various realms."

"I didn't come here to just stand around and listen to you guys talk!" Flandre cuts in. "I wanna see Kira and Netsu!"

"Oh, right, that's why you came here." Shonin nods. Then she looks at me. "You're ah... you're fine with me showing her to them, right? I can just leave you four to wander around, plus everybody knows not to mess with the yama, since they're important in Liberty." Slowly, the devil then furrows her brows, glancing at Eiki. "Come to think of it, there's a bunch of lesser yama who mess around here when they're on break or whatever, however the hell you guys' work schedule works. Might ah... be something for you to, y'know, look into."

"...I believe I know the group of yama you're referring to. I've already complained about them not taking their duties as a judge seriously once already. I'll look into it further." Eiki sighs, shaking her head. "Where is Lapislazuli, anyway?"

"She's uh..." Shonin furrows her brows. "She's here, actually, somewhere. Hell if I know where exactly, but I can feel her presence."

"Mmm, good enough, I suppose." The yama turns to me, then Medicine and Silia. "Shall we look around then?"

"I guess." I take a moment to turn to Flandre. "Also, Flandre?"

"Yeah?" She turns to me with a grin.

"Keep out of trouble. Please." I sigh. I really don't want to get into trouble with Remilia because she found out I willingly let Flandre go somewhere where I can't keep an eye on her. Then again, Shonin'll be with her, plus she's only going to see Kira and Netsu, so... maybe it'll be fine. Maybe.

"I mean, hey, I'm a completely responsible adult." Shonin begins chuckling to herself. "Sure, Hell's a rife place for some tomfoolery here and there, but at the end of the day, I usually always get the final say in something. She'll be fine, if anything, she'll fit in."

"If you say so." I turn away, beginning to wander the halls. I have no idea where I'm going.

I hear Flandre and Shonin start making their way to wherever Kira and Netsu are, so it's just me, Eiki, Silia, and Medicine.

"...Stay close to me, Hell can be... odd towards newcomers at times." Eiki decides to inform us.

"Weird... how?" Silia adjusts her glasses slightly.

"For one, there's the kishin, they'll rope you up into all kinds of odd activities. I'm speaking from personal experience on that, too, by the way. Second, there's the yakuza, the Keiga, Kiketsu, Gouyoku, as well as some others. I'd heard there was another one somewhere, but I can't particularly recall the name of it. They're nothing but trouble for humans half the time." Elaborating, Eiki takes lead. "But, as long as I'm here, they know not to bother you three."

"That's... cool, I guess?" Medicine tilts her head. "I can always just poison them..."

"No poisoning." I shake my head at her immediately. "If we run into trouble, let me try and talk to them. That's usually the ticket I need to get somewhere."

"You truly are a diplomat." Eiki remarks. How's she know that-? "I had a brief look at an overview of your past. As a judge of the dead and the living, I'm able to get information on just about anybody, so long as they have a soul I can look into. Though, there always is the possibility of a situation where you can't talk someone out of something, and the only solution seems to be getting physical." 

"Creepy." Raiju remarks. "But it makes sense, I guess. I mean, how's she able to do her job of judging souls otherwise? Freakin' judge of the dead, man."

That's... true, it does make sense that she can just get information on the living and the dead alike... "You and Shonin both mentioned a 'Ministry' before, what exactly is that?"

"The Ministy of Right and Wrong, or the Ministry as most of the yama and others working under it call it." Eiki gives me the full name of this ministry. Ah. "...They govern everything to do with judging the dead. In a sense, it's a coalition of former jizo like myself, shinigami, and kishin, or oni as you might know them. A judge like myself receives souls from the shinigami under my command, even though some of them are..." She sighs. "...bothersome to deal with at times. Still, my role in the Ministry is to decide where the souls of the dead go, be it to Heaven, Hell, or the Netherworld. Shonin isn't particularly far off of being a kishin herself, but she's more of a demon lord if anything, serving under Hecatia. She does help out at the Ministry, though, and is far more efficient than at least half of the kishin force combined. But Shonin isn't exactly considered a kishin as she doesn't dole out punishment to sinners. Although, Hell was different back then until Hieropha overthrew the last ruler of Hell's... more imperial system, then granted it far more freedom. I was still a novice at the time, but Hieropha knew better than anyone when it came to the reformation of the wicked. She was a non-conformist, but in the good way, the one that changed everything for the better, even if the higher-ups didn't like to see Hieropha or Lapislazuli as good people."

Okay, wow, that's a lot to take in. "So if I'm interpreting that right... The Ministry's just a massive group of people who govern things regarding the dead, Hell was a lot more... strict before Lubrae took over and killed the prior ruler, usurping the throne, before passing it onto Hecatia many centuries later, and the higher-ups in the Ministry didn't like either of them?"

"More or less, yes. I'm surprised you can fathom such a thing as that, for a human." Eiki glances at me. "Then again, you Nagas always were strange cases. The Ministry always made black and white choices depending on which half of the family one was from. If it was a 'Creationist', as they've been dubbed, such as yourself, you'd be cast down to Hell for wielding potential you shouldn't have as well as considering everything. The 'Destroyer' half of the family would be sent to Heaven for being extremely strict and narrow-minded."

"...Well that's mean." Silia decides to offer her opinion on that. "There's no exceptions to that? At all?"

"None, as far as I'm aware." Eiki shakes her head. "Then again, the Ministry only cast Creationist Nagas to Hell after Hieropha took over, so they were in good hands, at least. As far as I'm aware, they were treated with massive respect and given perfect lives here."

"I'm aware at least one of my ancestors is down here. A man by the name of Jacquelin." I decide to off-handedly bring up Jack. 

"The Ripper of London?" The yama nods. "I'm fairly sure I was the one that cast judgement to him, actually. Nagas seemed to respond better to me than any other yama after some trial and error, so they send them to me to be judged. In a sense, I've dealed with many of your ancestors for the longest time, though actually meeting an alive and human one like yourself is a nice change of pace. Many disregarded their humanity in pursuit of more devious activities, mischief and the like. Then again, it's not as if you could become a youkai in the modern day, outside of Gensokyo, is it?"

"Not particularly..." I shake my head.

"As far as I'm aware, there's essentially no magic outside of Gensokyo anymore. It's all technology and... machines, death and destruction, or so I've been, um, told by a few remarkable magicians..." Silia adjusts her glasses, then looks at me with doubt. "Is it that bad out there?"

"Yeah, it is, really. Not many good people left out there." I close my eyes. "...I'd honestly like to not talk about the outside, either. Gensokyo's just a better place to be compared to it, even with the risks and dangers of being an outsider human there included."

"...Hmm. I'm not too keen on the activities out there, really." Eiki shakes her head. "I only judge those who die in Gensokyo or if they're part of the main Naga bloodline. I don't believe I ever judged your parents, though."

Wait, huh? "You... didn't?"

"I don't recall doing so about ten years ago, as that's when it happened." Eiki furrows her brows. "It's strange. Either they got lost along the way, never got to me, became vengeful spirits, or had their souls extinguished."

That's... disturbing to think about.

"Huh. Spooky mystery." Raiju... you're not wrong, actually, it is a bit of a weird mystery...

"And you've pretty much judged all of my ancestors, is that right?" I decide to ask Eiki as we keep walking through Liberty. We pass by a few blatant demons here and there, most eyeing us up until they spot Eiki before they quickly make themselves scarce. It's like Shonin said, they know not to mess with Eiki.

"Yes. If some didn't make it across the Sanzu River or never showed up, I'd be informed immediately." Eiki nods in confirmation. Huh...

"Weird..." Even Medicine thinks that's weird.

"Mmm..." Silia nods in agreement as we keep walking through the halls of Liberty aimlessly.

...If this place is like a castle, I wonder if it has a throne room or something. I mean, the Scarlet Devil Mansion did, didn't it?

Pipi~!

Oh, there goes my ph-... Wait, my phone?

...I stop for a second. "Uh... excuse me for a moment."

"Very well." Eiki allows me to answer whoever it is that wants to talk.

I pull my phone out and look at Harmony...

Starlight: "Hello, this is Tyra."

Tyra? What's she want-... Wait, maybe this is about our agreement.

Rajime: "...Tyra?"

Starlight: "Yes, it is I, Tyra Gunait, princess of the Astralians. My apologies for reaching out to you so... late in the evening, I merely forgot to until now, you see. That and I am... still attempting to comprehend this technology you common humans use, the ones outside of Gensokyo. It's quite a marvel at your innovation, I must say."

Rajime: "Even if it's pretty much breaking the outside? Yeah, it can be amazing sometimes."

Starlight: "Hmm. Well, allow me to delve into the purpose of this... contact. I have discussed with Lapislazuli and my mother about what she had on her mind, then she brought me to Hell."

Rajime: "Really? I'm in Hell right now."

Starlight: "Oho? What a coincidence that is... A very convenient one, too. What brings you to Hell, exactly? I'm only here on official Astralian business, to strengthen ties with Hell, as a person of influence."

Rajime: "People are very insistent on me being the King of Hell. Particularly the head devil and Hecatia herself."

Starlight: "Ah, what fortune then. You remember our agreement, yes? The one where you would help my people and, in exchange, I helped you against Rujo and Mizu? Yes, that one. You see, I wanted to... go over what you would exactly expect. There's no fighting for you, I'm sure you would be against that, if anything, I would be the one fighting. I want you to act as an ambassador of sorts, to help my kin rest easy that we aren't viewed as threats. This might mean you would possibly have to deal with the Lunarians at times, the whims of my mother, or any issues that may arise from other factions, like Hell and Gensokyo."

Oh. So basically she just wants me to act as a bridge between the Astralians and everything else. Okay, that sounds... reasonable enough.

Rajime: "...I can do that, I'm good at understanding problems. But... just out of curiosity, you said I'd have to put up with the whims of Aquamine. What's that... mean specifically, exactly...?"

Starlight: "Entertainment if she's bored. Or if she wants to go over a proposal with someone else, she'll bring it to you so you can approve it as a third party. Things like that."

Rajime: "Okay... And how exactly would I deal with the Lunarians?"

Starlight: "The relationship between my people and the Lunarians are incredibly shaky as is. Having a human there, who's impartial to our various conflicts and hardships in the past, may help to ease things in. Especially considering that you're exceptionally pristine for a human, too, or so I've been informed by Lapislazuli."

Rajime: "Uh-huh..."

Starlight: "Your services won't go unrewarded, either, I'll ensure that. My kin are exceptional tinkerers and are very innovative, as I've most likely said before. We make various trinkets that make daily activities more efficient, we can develop weapons, armour, and we're good teachers when it comes to magic and skills for defense."

Rajime: "Have you ever taught anything before?"

Starlight: "Not particularly, no. I never had a need to teach other Astralians, the only things I can teach is spatial magic, and we can use that inherently, as we're made of stardust. However, this includes space-breathing magic, so you'll be able to breathe in space freely. That is useful if we have constant human guests, it frees up our hands and it gives them more freedom to do what they want, though it'll still be cold there. Middle of space, and all, as you know."

Rajime: "Hmm. That does sound useful. Does that apply to areas that just have no oxygen, too?"

Starlight: "I believe so, yes. It has a multitude of purposes outside of being able to just breathe in space. If there's toxins in the air, you can activate that spell and breathe freely, if there's limited oxygen, you can also do that. Basically if there's little air or if the air has been tampered with, that's the best time to use such a spell."

Whoa. That is useful.

Starlight: "However, I digress. Why are you in Hell right now, exactly? I am here to look around and examine it in my mother's stead, though currently, I'm discussing in Lapislazuli's quarters."

Rajime: "Looking around Liberty, if you know where that is."

Starlight: "I'm actually in there right now. What a surprise. Perhaps I'll see you around, hmm? Until then, Rajime."

Rajime: "Same to you."

Well, Tyra's in Hell, apparently. And she's in Liberty, which is... something to keep in mind. I pocket my phone again and shake my head. "So apparently Hecatia has someone with her at the moment, so it's not like we can go and talk to her."

"...Ah." Eiki sighs. "A pity, I've been meaning to get around to talking with her at some point. It's funny, really, all this time I've spent judging the dead yet never once have I talked to Lapislazuli."

"What's this room?" Silia decides to walk into a room to the right, which has its door open. As a result of her doing that, we also stop, then we decide to check the room out, too.

It seems to be a hall, of sorts.  It's about three stories high, has a curved ceiling, and looks pretty mosaic, being coloured green, yellow, red, and blue. There's multiple desks, with paperwork scattered all over them. Various things either stamped with a green or red seal, some without. I take a brief look at one...

"Soul #C8764 - Miyadeguchi Mizuchi"

Miyadeguchi? I stop and look at that one a bit further. So her actual name's Mizuchi...

There's a few people in the hall, too. Big, mighty-looking people with horns, dressed in large yet formal clothes. They're uh... really muscular. I-. Wait, maybe those are oni? I heard they have horns... They're all running about this hall, doing whatever. Maybe this is a hall meant for their work...?

"This seems to be where the kishin chieftains undertake their work." Eiki remarks on the oni running around the place. "...They seem to be bored, if anything."

"Desk work is boring." I share their sentiment, at least.

"Yet it's also the most important, as without it, other jobs can't be done." Silia also brings up a valid point.

"Mmh..." Medicine just nervously looks around at all the oni. "I'm kinda afraid of oni, 'cause I think they can just ignore my poison..."

"Not if you throw beans at them." Silia... brings up beans, for some reason. "Apparently, they hate beans of any kind, though their response varies depending on the type of bean, be it mild or severe."

Hmm. Peculiar. I take a look back at the paperwork regarding this Mizuchi person.

...A quick skim through it yields me a few important details. Apparently, she is a vengeful spirit, but she escaped from a place called the Former Hell of Blazing Fires, not Hell itself. Wait, there was an older version of Hell? Actually, I think Kolar said something about going to 'Hell before it moved'. Apparently those two people I heard about, Satori and Michino, live down there, as does the supposedly nuclear hell raven.

Apparently she's been causing a lot of trouble on the surface world. Reimu's apparently not doing anything about her, so people are taking matters into their own hands. She's been possessing people and causing large amounts of havoc... Meiling's been mentioned here, which lines up with what Seam and Remilia told me earlier. Strangely, I also see Trish mentioned here, but not as someone who was possessed...? Kolar and Geju also briefly get mentioned, too, as does Flandre and this Satori person.

Let's see... Oh, Satori's looking for them, actually. Well that's... assuring, I guess? The Ministry wants to get the kishin involved with tracking Mizuchi down or, if not them, sending Shonin out as a mediator or something. And if it becomes worse, then they'll apparently agree to something the sages have planned.

"You're really interested in that one, huh." Someone else speaks, making me snap my head up from the documents. That definitely wasn't Eiki, Silia, or Medicine. "Guess that's to be expected from someone being trained up to be Hell's monarch or whatever."

It's a grey-haired man who is very large and strong-looking. His eyes are a bright amber, plus he has these two huge amber-brown horns poking out from the top of his head, facing to his front. Attire-wise, he's got a slightly torn suit on which barely hides his mucles, he has black shorts on which seem pretty tight despite the material making it look flimsy, and he's... yeah, he's big. He's probably the tallest person I've seen yet. And that means he's taller than Auresh is, who mind you, is pretty tall...

"Hm?" Eiki looks over, seemingly recognising the voice. "...Aren't you Kankitsurui?"

"One 'n the same." He folds his arms, taking a seat behind the desk that has Mizuchi's documents on it. "I'm the head kishin around here, I oversee pretty much everything they do. Or, at the very least, I'm also their representative, which means I'm in a high enough position at the Ministry to get a say in things. And hey to you too, Eiki. Higher-ups send you down here to check Hell out?"

"No, it's one of my days off." Eiki shakes her head. "I willingly came here of my own accord with these three."

"Ah, gotcha." He takes a brief swig of what looks like a large gourd, then wipes his lips.

"Um... You talk like you know who I am..." I tilt my head.

"Pretty much everyone who comes to Liberty knows who you are, more or less." The oni looks at me, snorting. "Rajime, right? Supposedly going to be the King of Hell somewhere down the line?"

"I-. What?" Silia blinks at me. "You never... said anything about that..."

"It's awkward." I shake my head. "But let me guess, Shonin told everyone, huh...?"

"Pretty much." Kankitsurui shakes his head, taking another mouthful of that gourd... "Name's Tensai Kankitsurui, by the way." Oh, Tensai's easier to say, good. "As I said, I'm the head oni around here. You're probably gonna be hearing from me a lot in the future. Now, you're probably wondering what the actual hell this space is, right?"

"Yes, actually." Eiki nods, then furrows her brows. "Are you also drinking on the job?"

"Yeah, oni don't really care about that sort of thing. We're really damned heavy drinkers, so as long as we get our job done and we do it right, we're fine for a drink or five at the end of the day." Tensai grins, rubbing his head slightly. "Anyways, what goes on here, ah... It's where a lot of the kishin chieftains go over reports from the lesser oni in the field. Amanojaku, normal oni, kijo, onibaba, all them types. A bunch of the guys in here are the older oni, rakshasa and yaksha, if you know what those are, are pretty much the predecessors to oni. Still kind of are oni at the end of the day, though. But I'm a pure oni, unlike them."

"Pure oni meaning...?" Silia tilts her head.

"That I'm absolutely an oni and nothing else. No human, no ghost, nothing." Tensai folds his arms with a smirk. "Anyways, ah... who're you two? Glasses and the doll."

"My name's Silia Arkhana." Silia introduces herself. "I'm a friend of Rajime's."

"Um... yeah, I'm Medicine... I'm also... a friend of his." Medicine awkwardly introduces herself, stepping behind me slightly.

"Right, I'll keep that in mind when I next see your faces, if I'm not blasted drunk." Tensai snorts. "Anyways~... You saw that vengeful spirit's profile, right? Real trouble, she is."

"Yeah, she does sound like trouble..." I nod in agreement. This Mizuchi person really does seem like a problem, but she probably has her reasons for being so troublesome and chaotic.

"To be fair, the fact Trish has apparently talked to her and has not been possessed is fucking weird." Raiju brings up that bit. "Same goes for Kolar, then again, he had Geju with him."

That's... a good point. Why was she not one of the possessed? Did Mizuchi just not bother, or is there some other reason...? Trish always was the chaotic type, maybe Mizuchi liked her because of that and decided to leave Trish be...? I mean, the way that document describes her, Mizuchi seems like the really chaotic type.

"I believe I've heard something of this Miyadeguchi before." Eiki comments on Mizuchi. "I can't say I've ever seen her, though."

"Here's the thing, barely anyone has. She's really elusive and slippery, gives us trouble when we collaborate with the oni from Old Hell to bring her in. Nobody's caught her red-handed yet, closest lead we've ever got in the pursuit for that damned onryo is a girl named Trish, who also happens to be your sister, right?" Tensai raises a brow at me.

"Yeah... She's my sister." I fold my arms. "I saw her name mentioned on there, but it didn't say she was among those possessed..."

"That's because, apparently, Miyadeguchi couldn't. It's not a matter of her making an exception because of some benefit, she literally couldn't." Tensai raises a finger. Wait, Mizuchi couldn't possess Trish? "Which, by that logic, leads me to believe Nagas like yourself can't exactly be possessed by vengeful spirits. Might be something to do with a natural immunity, indomitable willpower, or you're just ghostproof."

"It's most likely the second." Eiki closes her eyes. "All of the Nagas I've met in my time were practically unbeatable when it came to their willpower and desires. When they desired something, they'd do anything to get it. For some, carrying out their duty, for others, attaining immortality, and for a few, peace for all."

I just kind of... listen to that, nodding along.

"Um..." Medicine decides to ask something. "How does possession work with a doll like me...?"

"Good question." Tensai scratches his chin. "Eiki?"

"You'd probably be the easiest thing around to possess, as you're not of flesh and bone, Melancholy. I suppose that answers your question, Kankitsurui?" Eiki glances at the lead oni, before looking back at Medicine. "But, still, as you're more of a tsukumogami, a type of object, I suppose you would be easier to possess than a youkai or a human at the end of the day."

"Mgh..." Medicine makes a slightly worried face.

"That shouldn't be a problem if you stay out of the way of anyone and everyone, though." Silia raises a finger. "I have heard of a vengeful spirit going around, so I was wary, but I didn't know what they looked like or who they were. If anything, the Human Village is facing... other issues, at the moment.

"I did hear of human men going missing from the village after being lured to a house by some woman." I decide to bring that one up, the one about the weird woman abducting human men. "...A particular half-tengu told me about that."

"Well, yes, that's one of the issues..." Silia sighs. "There's a lot of malicious youkai going undercover in the village, too. Not to mention that whole issue of the Wrathful going around, as well as those odd vigilantes..."

Wait, wait, what? "Wrathful? Odd vigilantes?"

"Oh, yeah, that nonsense." Tensai sighs. "I'm vaguely aware of that. Apparently, this 'Wrathful' bloke is some serial killer who... arguably, is even worse than the Seamstress during that vampire incident a long time ago." Worse than Jill? That's... probably saying something. "Nobody knows who the hell she is or where she came from, nobody does, not even the sages or the village guardians. She just abruptly showed up and about five people are dead already, in the span of three days."

"...That sounds troublesome. Gensokyo definitely doesn't need a serial killer alongside all of these odd incidents lately, especially with Miyadeguchi running around and causing chaos..." Eiki furrows her brows.

"Yes, it is bothersome. I've also been working in secret to try and pursue it without... being discovered by the Wrathful and, subsequently, getting into trouble. You probably haven't heard of them as a lot of people are trying to keep the Wrathful hidden from youkai outside of the village, to hide the fact they're being destroyed from the inside out." Silia pushes her glasses up. "Atri is also working hard on the matter, as is Keine."

"I... alright." I really don't know what to make of that just yet. So much is going on right now it's hurting my head. "What about those... vigilantes?"

"The Crimson Mist, as they call themselves." Tensai brings up as if he knows who they are. "I've not heard much, but from some scouts we have in Gensokyo, that's what they call themselves. It's a short girl and a man of average height. One wields a katana, apparently, whilst the other relies on brute strength and magic."

"Yes, the Crimson Mist..." Silia sighs. "They're strange. One's definitely a human, but I swear the other isn't. Apparently they're 'doing things the Hakurei won't', or so they claim, anyway. They are good at their jobs, though, they've even chased off the Wrathful a few times from potential victims, as well as stopping various malicious youkai that threaten the village's security."

"So they're good people." I nod my arms. "What's weird about them, though?"

"I understand. If one isn't a human, most likely a youkai, then they're fighting other youkai, which is strange." Eiki nods in understanding. Oh, when she mentions it, that is weird. Why would a youkai be a vigilante for the village and attack other youkai...? That doesn't add up.

"I mean, humans do literally the same thing. They infight." Raiju reminds me that we are a very flawed species. Oh, right, we do the exact same thing. I forgot that.

"At the end of the day, though, they give us something to do when they exterminate youkai." Tensai closes one eye and begins to scratch his neck. "And boy, we love it when we have something to actually do, especially those lower on the rungs of the ladder. Half the time they're sitting around waiting for wicked spirits to come out of the gates so they can throw them in whatever layer of Hell, drinking their hearts out."

"You must be extremely bored sat here all day then. Is this your desk, actually?" Silia asks him, to which Tensai shakes his head.

"Nah, I've got an office here. It's cosy." Tensai sighs. "I just come down here to see what the chieftains are up to sometimes. If not that, I go for walks to clear my head sometimes. Unlike most the other oni, I don't drink too hard. I mean, I've gotta maintain a good image that I'm responsible and what-not. And besides, if I'm drunk, I could screw up majorly, and that'd lose me my worth as head kishin. Even lampads can be more useful than me here, sometimes, but it all depends on who does the job right. It's a vicious cycle."

"Mmm, and even then, there are the animal spirit gangs, or would it be more fitting to call them yakuza?" Eiki glances at Tensai.

"Yakuza fits more." Tensai chuckles. "Keiga, Gouyoku, Kiketsu, plus there's even that more recent one, the Osoi. Each one's got a different animal spirit representing it."

"Animal spirits...?" Medicine eases up slightly.

"They're manipulative and honestly bad things to deal with if you're a human." Tensai shakes his head and scowls. "I honestly hate them. The families themselves, I'm fine with, it's just the animal spirits. They're so condescending and full of themselves to those apparently below them, but without actual living souls, they're worthless. Keiga has wolf spirits, they're vicious and savage, Gouyoku has eagle spirits, they're prideful and gloat a lot, the Kiketsu has otter spirits, which are... surprisingly calm yet manipulative, and the Osoi have dolphin spirits which are extremely intelligent, tactical, and lie a lot to their advantage."

"The other three I've heard of before, as well as their leaders, Kurokoma, Toutetsu, and Kicchou, but who leads the Osoi?" Eiki asks him, confused.

"A goddess called Taida no Maebure, other times called Aergia. Apparently she had something to do with Hell back in the day as a former guard or something, but she's real slow." The oni closes his other eye, pursing his lips into a frown. "I'll be honest, I don't like any of them, but if I had to pick one over the other, it'd be the Keiga. While they are vicious, they respect strength. Then again, the Gouyoku are prideful and abide by rules, and the Kiketsu are, at least, clever in how they do things. I know next to nothing about the Osoi outside of some things that Shonin passes onto me, or reports from the animal spirits or other kishin out in Hell that I'm given. I'm kinda glad Shonin deals with them face-to-face instead of me having to do it, sometimes."

"Just out of curiosity, how intelligent are the Osoi?" I decide to ask.

"Very. They're smarter than the Kiketsu are and that's saying something, or so I've been told." Tensai shakes his head. "But, apparently, they're friendly enough to be open to the humans that live here. It's only humans, too."

Time for a random marine biology fact or two that Trish told me once...! "Dolphins are known to show affection to humans. I mean, they're friendly and outgoing half the time to just about anything, but they do attack if they feel stressed or threatened. Plus, humans are pretty close to dolphins when it comes to intelligence, general behaviour, and communication, too."

"Huh." Tensai nods. "That's probably why then."

"Those are... some very specific facts to know." Silia blinks at me wordlessly.

"I learned that from my sister." Plus I'm just better with animals than she is. Not that I've ever really applied that knowledge since I don't really go to the beach or go swimming in the sea, but still, I've seen dolphins before and they act exactly like she told me. If you have a calm body language, they're extremely friendly.

And... I'm rambling about dolphins now. That's a new one.

"The appeal of the families depends on who you are as a person, then." Eiki decides then and there. "For those that adore strength, the Keiga. For those that uphold honour, the Gouyoku. For those that like to be in control, the Kiketsu. And for those that want some semblance of peace, the Osoi."

"More or less, I guess." Tensai lowers his eyes slightly, then perks up slightly. "So, uh... you're just wandering Liberty, that right?"

"Pretty much..." Medicine glances at Eiki, then me. "I dunno what to do, really..."

"Neither do I." Silia admits.

"Um... not particularly." I also admit, then look at Eiki. "Do any of us even know where we're going...?"

"Truthfully, no, I have no idea where I'm going. This entire structure is alien to me." Eiki also admits, meaning that none of us know what we're doing. Then again, Shonin and Flandre ditched us to go see Kira and Netsu, and Shonin was the only one of us that knew their way around this place.

"Right, let me give you a pointer or two. Actually-." Tensai reaches into a pocket of his, then produces a... map? He hands it over to me. "You'll probably get the most use out of this thing. I always keep a spare copy of a map to this place handy, in the case I get lost. Trust me when I say this place is huge."

"No kidding." I comment, looking the map over. It shows four different floor plans on here, each room labelled with different symbols. So, basically, ground floor, first floor, second floor, and third floor.

The ground floor seems to be where a lot of the more public stuff happens. There's this massive hall for one which is only just a quarter of Liberty's entire space, which goes to show how massive this place really is. There's a few shops set up down here, too, as well as a few spaces designated as Ministry space.

The first floor looks like it has a bit more of the interesting stuff. It's where a lot of the slightly more noteworthy people that aren't normal Hell denizens get their things from and where they keep important things. There's a few rooms designated for storage and others imprisonment, like a castle jail.

The second floor looks like it's been solely designed to cater for respected figures in Hell. Some spaces designated for yama, some for the yakuza families we just talked about, as well as a lot more standard rooms for living, such as kitchens and the like. I even spot a room designated for Kira and Netsu, who keep coming up a lot. That's probably where Shonin and Flandre went, if I had to guess. Some spaces for kishin chieftains and shinigami exist, too...

The third floor seems to be where a lot more of the private things are held. Conference rooms, sleeping quarters for high-ranking people, and the like. There's even a... throne room up there. Huh, so it is like a genuine castle, then. I see a space designated as Hecatia's quarters, so that's probably where Tyra and Hecatia are. There's even one designated for me and Junko separately, funnily enough. Shonin also has her own place and... so does Piece-kun. Huh. Been a while since I've seen her, come to think of it. I wonder where she actually is...? Still, there's even a room for Tensai and... Eiki, surprisingly.

I do, however, note that the throne room and my quarters are right next to one another. Wow. No subtlety, huh, Shonin.

"...Shonin never brought that third floor up to us before." Eiki comments, looking exactly where I'm looking on there. "Do I genuinely have my own room here...?"

"Apparently." Tensai snorts. "Shonin's an agent of chaos, anyway, she just does whatever she wants half the time. It's not like the Ministry can even stop her, really, Shonin's pretty much above all of them and even then she doesn't officially work for the Ministry, either. No contract or anything."

"That's... arguably a good thing. She'd just be a worse version of Komachi if she was paid to ferry people across the Sanzu River." Eiki solemnly shakes her head.

"Oh, Onozuka?" Tensai raises a brow. "She comes by here a lot after-hours, if she's not hitting up Gensokyo. Knows how to drink, she does."

"She comes by here? Since when?" Eiki furrows her brows.

"Ever since it first opened." Flicking his hair to the side, Tensai snorts. "She usually hangs around the second floor where all the other shinigami and yama go after their hours are up for the day. I mean, obviously, she ain't here right now, I would've made that obvious already. So you're probably gonna be more interested in the third floor, that right?"

"...It does seem more interesting compared to anywhere else in here." Silia remarks on the third floor's existence.

"Stairs are over there." Tensai points over to an open spiral staircase heading up, towards the leftmost side of the hall, or the rightmost if you entered from the other side. "Some kishin'll stop you at the top, but Lapislazuli 'n Shonin've been throwing around pictures - or rough sketches anyway - of you so they'll probably recognise who you are. Probably. I mean, chances are, they're as drunk as the wolf spirits on a Tuesday."

"...How drunk is that?" Silia decides to inquire.

"Very." Tensai deadpans, making a large gap with his hands. "Even I have trouble reigning in those lot up there sometimes."

"I'll give them a stern talking to later for you, Kankitsurui." Eiki's face takes a firm, stoic expression.

"Cheers. Talk to you guys later, if you stick around." Tensai appreciatively nods, before taking another swig of that gourd.

"...What's even in that?" I ask him.

"Sake. Pretty much all the kishin drink sake, it's arguably the best drink an oni can have." Tensai fills me in on the contents. "Now go run along, I got work to do, proposals to stamp and just... yeah, you get the gist."

Okay, um... I just nod, starting to walk over to that staircase. The other three follow me as Tensai starts walking around and leaning over some desks some kishin are at, some sleeping on the job and others... drinking a bit too much sake. Needless to say, there's sounds of violence behind me and I don't want to look at it.

"I like him." Of course you would, Raiju. "I mean, he's a drinker, he's big, he's the big fucking strong, you know, dude, he's a good guy, too."

Let's just focus on... when we get up there... There's a lot of... stairs...

"Yeah, I'll say, holy fuck."




Okay, I should really learn how to fly at some point, I can't walk up that many stairs that quickly... Hah...

...I notice the fact the other three just flew up past the stairs instead of climbing with me. "...Seriously? Not even an offer to carry me up here?"

"You seemed determined to climb the stairs, so it felt rude to interrupt." Eiki lands beside me with a smile. Yeah, yeah, I guess I was... really pushing it there.

"And even then my physical strength isn't very..." Silia looks at her arms.

"And I'm..." Medicine frowns, looking at her body in frustration.

Yeah, Silia's not really that strong-looking on the surface. Plus, Medicine has a poisonous body.

There's also two oni up here with different-looking horns and hair colours. One has black hair and the other has a pale yellow. They also look exceptionally hammered. They're both girls, too.

"Ahah~... So then... I said t'Jiru..." The blonde also seems to be telling a story.

"O-Oh, shit, wait, Pola, we got people." The black-haired one looks at us.

Pola, as the yellow-haired oni's been named, jumps and looks at us. "O-Oh, wait, damn, you're right, Dimsu!"

"What proper misconduct." Eiki remarks on them. "Do you act like this all the time?"

"H-Hey, look, we're bored outta our minds, waiting for people to come up here so we can either... shoo 'em off or let 'em pass, and even then, people can just... warp in right past us." Pola shakes her head, taking a swig of a bottle which I promptly take from her. She's drunk enough to the point her hand slips and I can do so. "Hey, what the hell...?! That's my sake!"

"I'm cutting you off as your superior." I shake my head. "Do you have any idea who I am? Or who she is?" I gesture to Eiki.

"Uh... Nope." Pola shakes her head.

"Wait, hold up a s-sec, Pola." Dimsu shakes her head, squinting at me. "O-O~h, shoot, wait, uh... ain't this the guy Shonin showed to us...?"

"Whah?" Pola jerks her head to her partner, then back at me. "O~h, yeah, when ya mention it, Dimsu, he does kinda look like the guy... Uh... Hey, you, blondie with the hat, what's your name?"

"Rajime." I respond on the spot.

"Oh shit, it is him!" Pola falls over on the spot then quickly yet jankily stands up. "Ah, sorry, uh, your... highness? Rajime-sama? Manda-."

"Do not call me Mandarin, I swear." I shake my head. "I mean, you could behind my back, but don't call me that in front of me. It's annoying to be called a literal fruit to my face. Just call me Rajime, no need for any hierarchy nonsense."

"Right, sorry, uh..." Dimsu blinks, sobering up a bit presumably from shock. "Yeah, you can go on by, uh... just... promise you won't tell Tensai about this? Like, please? We really like being up here all day."

"You could lose your positions for a fumble such as that." Eiki reminds them. "You'd be sent straight to the bottom to start again, the both of you."

"Yeah, and we really don't want that." Pola frantically shakes her head, looking more and more sober by the second.. "We promise that this will not happen again."

"Good." I hand her back the sake bottle. "Keep that, by the way. I have no intent of holding onto it."

"Wait, so you're not gonna tell Tensai?" Dimsu blinks in disbelief.

"No. Second chances are important in life, it gives people an opportunity to learn from their mistakes and improve." I start walking past them. "Keep in mind that I won't be so lenient next time."

"U-Uh, yes sir!" Pola salutes as the four of us finally clear the 'checkpoint' if it can even be called that.

Once we're far enough away, and out of earshot, Silia turns to me. "...You handled that like it was absolutely nothing."

"Well, for one, I know I have power and influence here, Hecatia and Shonin've made that more than apparent to me, plus Tensai mentioned that they've practically paraded my face around here so everyone that works here knows who I am." I elaborate as to why I was so collected at that moment. "Plus, I'm their superior. I'm even Tensai's superior, despite the fact I'm far younger than he is. I mean, he seemed to respect me, anyway. And even then, if they didn't believe me, I'm sure they'd believe the yama." I gesture to Eiki.

"Quite true, honestly. I could always show my Ministry badge as proof of identification." Eiki nods once in confirmation.

"That was super cool! You really put 'em in their place!" Medicine does a little leap in the air.

"I know I did. And now they know who I am, so hopefully, this mistake doesn't happen in the future." I really hope it doesn't, too. "They were just having a good time, no harm in that as long as it doesn't get in the way of your daily duties."

"Quite so." Eiki smiles. "You genuinely seem to know how to word your way around things, which I suppose is a good thing if you genuinely are to be the King of Hell eventually."

"Mmm." I keep walking, making a few turns here and there. I want to see that throne room, wherever it is. Whilst I could go and see Hecatia and Tyra, another part of me just wants to... see that place first, before anything else.

"Holy shit, now I know why you don't murder people." I-... Excuse me? "If you did, you'd plan it so well, take literally everything into consideration, and nobody'd trace it back to you. How smart actually are you...?! Actually, how smart am I?!"

I'm creative, that's all there is to it. Oh, and Raiju, you're incredibly dumb. I wouldn't kill anyone regardless of the fact, it's just not who I am. Trish would, if I had to guess, but even so she wouldn't kill someone right in front of me.

"Ah, hell, you're right." Yeah, I know I am. 

"I might go and see if I can track down Lapislazuli, see if I can't talk to her face-to-face for once." Eiki glances down a turn that I wasn't planning on going down.

...I glance at the map. "Well, her quarters are that way, but she's with someone at the moment, so you might have to wait."

"Hmm. All the more reason to see her, part of me is curious about how she's undertaking her role at the moment, especially as of recent... events." Eiki pauses for a moment, then shakes her head. Events?

"...Events?" Silia glances at her.

"There was a particular incident around a few years ago, which involved Hell and the Moon being at odds with one another. I'm afraid that's all the light I can shed on the matter, I wasn't given too many details on it." Eiki reluctantly closes her eyes. "All I do know is that Hecatia had something to do with it and that the Moon did something which threatened the balance." 

"...Hm." Silia furrows her brows. I'm not sure if I want to know the details about that, but... I feel like I should know what's going on, there. It's that same feeling I had when Curo mentioned Chang'e...

"The vibes have been disturbed." What the hell does that mean? "By that I mean your vibes are being firmly rustled. Uneasiness."

You-. You don't have to make that sound so ominous.

"...I do want to see what knowledge is around here myself." Silia pushes her glasses up. "Hopefully there's a library, or something..."

"Depends on what Shonin put in here." I shrug. "I'm checking out that apparent throne room."

"Just to avoid you getting into trouble for wandering about by yourself, Arkhana, come with me. There's a few things you could most likely glean about Hell, should you stay by my side." Eiki offers her hand to Silia, who takes it.

"Mmm, very well..." Silia nods as the yama and... supposed moonlight youkai start walking off together. She does glance back at me, Silia that is, once. "We'll talk to you two later."

"Sure." I nod, then glance at Medicine. "...So, it's just me and you now, huh, Medicine?"

"Yeah..." Medicine looks up at me.

"It's nice to see you again, by the way, I'm not sure if I said that earlier. It's good to see you're doing okay." I start walking in the direction of the throne room alongside her, slowing my pace to a far more casual one so we can chat. "What've you been up to?"

"Huh? Oh, um, nothing, really, I was just... thinking. Kinda." Medicine looks down. "Before the judge lady came and brought me here, anyway..."

"Thinking?" I fold my arms.

"...Yeah. About you. And um... how bored I was." Medicine stiffens up slightly. "My joints keep doing that... It's really annoying...!"

"Your joints?" I tilt my head. "Like... doll joints? The ones that let them move freely?"

"Yeah, those..." Medicine pouts, then I notice a distinctly purple liquid being secreted from her limbs and neck which quickly evaporates in the air. "I keep using my poison to keep 'em loose."

"Ah." I nod once. "That does sound bothersome. Maybe you should get them checked if you keep seizing up like that. I'm sure Alice would be willing to help."

"...I know, I just... don't really like to go off the Hill of the Nameless." Medicine folds her arms. I... actually just noticed that Su-san isn't with her for once, today.

"Where's Su-san?" I decide to ask her.

"Huh? Oh, um... I guess I left her at the hill. She's not a part of me that I need constantly, anyway..." Medicine looks back up at me. Okay, that makes... sense.

...I still have Okina's gloves on. Maybe I can touch Medicine without risk of, y'know, poisoning

Better to not risk it if I don't have something that can cure the poison, though... But I really want to rub her on the head.

"...Yuuka showed up whilst I was thinking, too. The judge lady was with her." Medicine looks a bit... nervous to point that out. Yuuka?

"...Yuuka showed up, huh?" I tilt my head. "Why?"

"Just to check in on me at first, we've been kinda like that for a while..." The doll looks behind her, then back at me. "...I don't think she likes you any]more."

She doesn't? "Why's that?"

"The judge lady said you're stronger than her, which I agree with, kinda... Yuuka got mad that she was being outdone by a human and left." Medicine fills me in a bit. Eiki said I'm stronger than Yuuka.

...Definitely in a sense that isn't raw strength, so if I had to guess... "Did Eiki say I was smarter than Yuuka?"

"I... think?" Medicine furrows her brows. "Yeah... Yeah, she said something like that, I... I think. Yuuka also knows I don't really hate... humans anymore, too. We kinda got along originally 'cause we both hated humans."

"That figures." I pocket my hands, taking a right, as does Medicine. "Yuuka said you poisoned me or something with lies, but that's stupid, I know you weren't lying and the judge said so too!"

"I don't lie, either." I shake my head. "Never lied in my entire life."

"Really?" Raiju, shush, I've not lied at all, I've never sworn, I've been nothing but an honestly good person my entire life. You, on the other hand... "Oh, right, yeah, I'm one to speak about that kinda thing, huh. You're, like, the mirror of Akane, not just Trish."

That's... a surprisingly good comparison to use, actually. Akane's a known manipulator and liar, yet I'm the complete opposite of that. 

And, to be fair, Akane is eerily similar to me in terms of literally everything. The ribbons, the scarf, the... chaotic nature of the blonde hair, the black and white outfit, uh... eye colour, too. Blue and red are considered opposites sometimes. She's also around my height, too.

Anyways, we're near the throne room... Ah, it's this door, here. This... big, red, wooden door with very fancy golden markings on it. It also has my name on the door, so... uh... this definitely is the throne room.

Seriously, no subtlety whatsoever.

"...Um." Medicine looks up at it, kind of... taken aback.

"Shonin is literally the antithesis of subtle." That's all I say before pushing the doors open.

Crea~k...

A~nd these creak, too. Okay, yeah, no, I'm gonna have to get that changed. It'll be annoying hearing that all the time whenever I'm down here. It's the Scarlet Devil Mansion doors and gates all over again.

...

Okay to hell with waiting for it, let's pull a Jill. I push very hard against the doors and they swing open quicker, fortunately.

"Okay, finally." And, apparently, there's people in here. "Also, y'see what I meant by waitin' for it to open, Kicchou?"

"That's part of the aesthetics, though, Toutetsu, as annoying as it may seem." Someone disagrees. I look over at where the voices are coming from and see two women sat at a table, drinking tea. Or what I think is tea, anyway. Probably Sinsoul.

...One's a woman that kind of reminds me of Shonin. She's got orange-brown sheep horns with blue ribbons around them, white hair, red eyes, um... She's wearing this odd blue dress that has a white pattern with similarly coloured eyes here and there, detached red arm sleeves... Oh, she has earrings on, too, plus she's also holding this comically large spork.

"So if you told her she could have only a spoonful..." Not the time for that joke, Raiju. "Yeah, yeah, I know. My interest's more on the other one, anyway. The fuck is she? King Koopa? Or, uh, Queen Koopa?"

I-. I'm going to pretend you didn't just say that aloud.

But I suppose that also isn't... too far off the mark, either. It's a woman with red eyes and... blonde hair.

...Why are so many people blonde. It's unreal. Still, that's aside the point, she has yellow antler-like... horns? Horns? I think they're horns. Outside of that, she's wearing a light blue shirt and a turquoise skirt. Now, as for why I say that Raiju's 'description' isn't too far off, she has a shell on her back. A big one, which is pretty visible. Plus there's an equally as big tail behind her. The tail is also segmented underneath.

"Yeah, no, she gives me vibes that say 'hello I am the worst person you will ever meet'. Kind of like Akane to anybody who isn't you." That's a strange comparison to use.

Still, um. "...Can I help-."

"Rajime Naga, supposed candidate for becoming a monarch for Hell, outsider to just about anything, liked by surprising individuals in power, and a human who wields an abundance of strange potential. That's who you are, are you not?" The... uh... what even is she? A turtle woman...? Part of me wants to call her a dragon due to the horns, though...

Dragon turtle.

"Okay, damn, just... layin' it all on the table like you usually do, huh, Kicchou." The goat girl deadpans at her. Also, Kicchou? As in... that Kicchou-.

Ah. Now I know who she is. "Kicchou as in..."

"The matriarch of the Kiketsu Family? Yes, I am. I suppose you may call me Yachie. Surely you don't have any other questions about that?" Okay, she gave me a name, at least... and I don't think I have any other questions.

"Um... No?" I tilt my head.

"Wait. Oh, oh, I see her game here. It's some ability that messes with your perception of... something. Something to do with your mentality, or I think so, anyway." Wh-. How would you know that? "I know bullshit when I see it. Or hear it in this instance."

Of course you do. Why wouldn't you? Okay, so what should I ask?

"Why're they here. Also who the goat woman with the comically large spork is." Raiju gives me two questions.

"Actually, why are you even in here?" I decide to ask that question first. "It'd also help if I know who you are, too." I glance at the goat woman. Medicine's just... stood there awkwardly, staring.

"Waiting for you, if I hadn't made that obvious enough." Yachie dryly stares at me. "And she is-."

"Hey, hey, I can introduce myself, thank y'very much." The goat woman cuts in much to the dragon turtle's annoyance. "Name's Yuuma Toutetsu. Guess y'could say I'm the head of the Gouyoku Alliance."

Oh. There's two yakuza leaders here. Of course. Why wouldn't there be.

"...Yes." Yachie sighs. "Still, we were here waiting for you."

"Or, more like, I was until you somehow found out about all this." Yuuma turns to stare at Yachie. "This whole thing Shonin arranged was top-secret. Yet, y'just somehow knew about all this."

"I have ears everywhere in Hell." Yachie ominously smiles. "After all, constantly being on top means you have to consider everything, doesn't it?"

Okay, okay, wait. "Shonin had something to do with this. Of course she did." I groan, shaking my head. She always has something to do with this. Me meeting Keiki was literally because of her messing around behind my back.

"Yeah, if y'think she can be annoyin', just you wait." Yuuma snorts.

"...If there's anything Jigoku is, it's bothersome." Yachie also shares this sentiment. "She's constantly breathing down my neck half the time. Now then..." She interlocks her fingers, looking directly at me. "Take a seat, why don't you? Both of you, that is."

"Sure...?" I don't know why but part of me feels like I should've sat down to begin with...

"Mmh..." Medicine begrudgingly puts up with what she says and sits down too.

...I'm getting deja vu from my meeting with Remilia. The table in the throne room. 

"S'how the night started and ended." What the hell does that mean, Raiju? Ended? "Ah... I dunno. I got a vibe to say that. The vibes're everywhere."

Please stop talking about vibes...

Dismissing those thoughts, I take a deep breath, then decide to start things off. "...So it's not everyday I have the leaders of two different yakuza families waiting in a room that only I should really be in."

"Yakuza? Don't delude yourself, we're not yakuza." Yachie ominously shakes her head, smirking. "Whatever anyone told you about the Kiketsu and Gouyoku, they're simply wrong."

"...Yeah, I guess." Yuuma seems reluctant to agree with that...? Why? Then she sniffs the air, furrowing her brows. "...There somethin' poisonous in here?"

What? She can... smell poison. "That's probably her." I gesture to Medicine. "She's naturally poisonous."

"Yeah! So don't get any funny ideas!" Medicine's agitated, as per usual.

"Ah. Figures. Knew I could smell lilies." The goat shakes her head. "Not that it really matters in the end anyway."

"That's because you eat literally anything that catches your eye enough." Yachie remarks, shaking her head. "You're quite undignified in that regard."

"Uh, do I gotta remind ya of that one time Parano-." Yuuma started staring at Yachie with a grin on her face, when the turtle's tail covered her mouth.

"Be quiet, that doesn't need to be talked about." Yachie glares very briefly, then clears her throat. "All I want to talk about, right here and now, is business, before Kurokoma can stick her dumb head into this and ruin everything, like she usually does. I honestly don't know what Harukawa sees in being her lieutenant."

"...Y'know, I gotta agree there." Yuuma agrees after dismissing the tail tip covering her mouth with a swat of her hand. "How the hell's she even puttin' up with Kurokoma? She seems like the kinda lady who ah... y'know, would be more your kinda thing."

"I don't know and she both annoys and scares me with her fearlessness." Yachie actually admits she's scared of someone?

"...Um." I speak up. "You said... something about business? With... me? Not Shonin or anybody else?"

"Jigoku, as I said, is annoying and troublesome to deal with at times, she just seems to know what I want half the time and dismisses me." Yachie interlocks her fingers, resting her elbows on the table as she stares dead into my eyes. I really can't find myself looking away... "And Lapislazuli rarely shows up when you want her to. So, I figured I-." She glances at Yuuma. "No, we, I should say, would settle for the next best thing, that being the candidate for King of Hell."

"...Yeah, what she said." Yuuma scratches her cheek idly. "What about Taida?"

"What about her?" Yachie glances at Yuuma. Maebure?

"You mean the matriarch of the Osoi?" I hazard a guess...?

"I suppose." Yachie sighs. "The dolphin spirits are... respectable, even if they're the only animal spirits that aren't vicious to humans."

"I saw a few beating up some wolf spirits once. You'd be surprised what damage their snouts can do." Yuuma decides to chip in with some information.

To be fair, the noses of dolphins literally are biological battering rams. I heard they ram sharks from beneath and do some serious damage, especially considering the speed they strike at...

"Quite." Yachie blinks at her, then back to me. "Now then, moving on from that... The Kiketsu and the Gouyoku are..." She glances at Yuuma once, then smirks. "...allies. So, it's only natural we would gather together for a subject such as this."

"It was just me at first. You barged in, like you always do." Yuuma squints at the turtle. 

"Toutetsu, I knew what your intentions were." Yachie says outright. "I think I can appropriate that intent for the better, though."

"Yeah, sure, whatever you say." Yuuma just... rolls her eyes. "Now get on with it."

"Hm, very well." Yachie stares straight into my eyes without hesitation. "Rajime-san."

I stop on the spot and listen attentively. "Yes?"

"I have heard many things of you. That you're talented, well-spoken, thoughtful, and, most importantly, creative. And, if not that, very versatile. You've resolved an incident or two in Gensokyo as if it was a normal day for you, despite the fact you're a plain, slightly above average human. This is enough to not warrant you as a resource, but more as a topic of interest. Many youkai and devils alike talk of you, some in positive light, and others... well, negatively. Especially considering the fact that you're extremely peaceful and diplomatic, compared to the general riff-raff. Such traits are rare these days." Yachie waves a hand around, leaning her head closer. "Yokoshimana Negai. You've met her, haven't you?"

Yoko? "I... have. She's my coworker..." I furrow my brows. Come to think of it, Sannyo told me a bit of Yoko. She had an older brother called Ryuu, who somehow found out where she was... through... a... 'Kiketsu'...

...

Oh. Now I know what this 'Kiketsu' is. It was Yachie. It makes sense, Yoko's a dragon, Ryuu's a dragon, and Yachie seems draconic-like in nature.

"Of course, this I know. Not much can be hidden from me." Yachie smirks, lowering her hands onto the table again as she sits upright. "Now, I am a jidiao, so you may know what I am specifically. If you were to... simplify it, I suppose you could call me a dragon turtle."

"So you're related to Ryuu and Yoko loosely. I get that." I immediately respond, nodding once. "Why bring Yoko up?"

Yachie pauses on the spot when I mention Ryuu...? Why'd she stop? Yuuma raises a brow at me quietly. Medicine just... looks between the two in confusion.

"...Old man Gagotuko, huh?" Yuuma turns her head to Yachie next with a very large grin on her face. "Been a while since his name came up, eh, Kicchou?"

"He..." Yachie closes her eyes and sighs. "Nevermind that. You've met him? Where is he?"

Wait, wait. "I've not met him, I just heard of him from Yoko's carer." I correct very quickly.

"...Ah." She seems... disappointed to hear that. "A pity."

"But, from the way you speak of him, he sounds like someone important to you, if I had to hazard a guess." I do comment on her acting weird in response to hearing Ryuu's name... She completely broke the calm and collected character she was going for when I simply mentioned him.

"Ryuu was ah..." Yuuma begins speaking when Yachie holds her hand up, gesturing for her to stop.

"He was the former head of the Kiketsu and one of my mentors." The dragon turtle finishes for her. Ryuu was the former Kiketsu patriarch? That's... something I never knew, but interesting to know... Sannyo didn't seem like she knew that either when she told me about Ryuu and Yoko, too... And by that logic, Yoko probably doesn't know that aspect about her brother either.

"But everyone just called him Kicchou's uncle, anyway, keheheh-." Yuuma snorts and begins laughing, only to get a tail to the mouth again. 

"Not the time for that." Yachie quickly shuts Yuuma up again before she can go any further. "Now let me cut straight to the point. I'm presumably correct in assuming that we're all... very busy individuals."

She seems flustered, but I probably shouldn't chase her up about that. Wouldn't be good to anger a literal yakuza boss.

"My question is, what the hell was Ryuu's yakuza title? Like, y'know, they've all got one, like the Dragon of Dojima, that kind of thing. Was he-. Was he literally just called 'Kiketsu Dragon' or something stupid like that? His first name is LITERALLY just 'dragon' in Japanese." Raiju, this really isn't the time for stupid questions. You can wonder that later. "Ah, true. Go wrap this up, then we can snooze. I wonder what beds in Hell feel like."

I-... I actually do wonder that, too. And I am tired. Let's just... finish this, see what Yachie wants, then go to bed. Or, hopefully, have a small talk with Chima and apologise for being out literally all day before bed.

"Go on." I gesture for her to go ahead.

"Yes, well, I have an offer to make. My underlings are extremely efficient intelligence gatherers. Or, to simplify it for you, they're very good scouts. We're also quite clever and always have something on someone, be it a lead, or something far more dirty than that." Yachie elaborates into what her family specialise in... "Yet, if there's something we lack, it's strength. We're quite weak physically, even myself regrettably, but we rely on our brains to outsmart the brawn. Unless if it's Jigoku. You can't outsmart or outplan her, trust me, I've tried before on multiple occasions."

"Yep. Then you got us Gouyoku. We honour our agreements with just about anyone really, so long as they've got some kind of pride there. So it's not like you can really go wrong with us." Yuuma decides to mention that. Probably a tactic to get me to trust her... "But we're also really durable. Well, us higher up in the alliance are, anyway. You have me, then you have my right hand, Hoshi. Me and her are basically infallible when it comes to a fight. I can absorb anything and Hoshi ah... She just gets stronger and stronger the longer a fight goes on, but even outside of a fight she's pretty strong. It's kind of freaky."

"I swear, she loves fighting more than her own subordinates." Yachie shakes her head. "I try to steer clear of her whenever I visit the alliance headquarters."

"Can't blame you there. Even I try and avoid getting her involved in things sometimes. Doesn't help how she's kind of a loose cannon, too. She actively picks fights even if she doesn't need to fight." Yuuma sighs, shaking her head solemnly. "I feel bad for some of the other goons sometimes."

"You know, I heard she and Seishin, the monkey-like woman from the Keiga, you're aware of her, yes?" Yachie asks Yuuma to make sure she knows who she's talking about, to which the goat nods. "You might want to have a talk to Hoshi later. I caught her and Seishin together."

"...Really? Huh. Can't blame Hoshi for that, really. Seishin's freakishly strong in her own right, she keeps exceeding everyone's expectations and breaking limits all the damn time." Yuuma... shrugs, seemingly not caring about that. "Kurokoma probably made Seishin approach Hoshi, anyway. Hoshi doesn't like the Keiga weirdly enough."

"Mmm. Well, anyways." Yachie gets back to the topic on hand, focusing on me. "What I'm proposing is... an alliance, of sorts. Before anybody else can do anything. The Kiketsu and the Gouyoku are already in an alliance, as I've said before. What would make this trinity complete is a powerful and influential backer - you. You don't have to do much, Rajime-san, but if we need something of you, well, you'll know, I'm certain."

"I don't have to do much?" I decide to probe that part. "That implies I'll have to do something at the very least, though."

"Sharp. You know, Shonin did tell me about you." Yuuma speaks up. Shonin told her some things about me. Of course she did. "Said you had a way of words. I mean, I can see it, kind of."

I shrug. "I'm just good at talking."

"Quite. Your friend there's proof of that. You hated humans at one point, didn't you?" Yachie looks at Medicine with a grin on her face.

"Wh-." Medicine blinks, seeming surprised, before pouting. "...Yeah. I did. Rajime changed my mind."

"Case in point." Yachie's lips return to a neutral state, before she brings the tip of her tail to her chin. "Now, as for what we expect of you... Well, it's just to do what you've been doing, really. Building ties and connections everywhere you can, whenever possible. Stopping bothersome incidents. Things like that."

"...Okay... And what's in it for me, exactly?" I tilt my head.

"Of course, a deal such as this would be unfair if you didn't gain something in return. There wouldn't be anything to stop you from exposing this deal either." Yachie hums, thinking about it. "If you need information on something, you can ask those lower in the Kiketsu. Particularly, my advisor, Koto. She's a tsukumogami of a clever tactician's notebook, so it's to go without saying that she's very much in the know at all times."

"Yep. And with me, you've got just about every goon in the Gouyoku at your disposal, Hoshi included." Yuuma picks up her spork. "Hoshi's also a good teacher if you ever want to build up some strength too, but she's ah... kind of ruthless, so keep that in mind. Unless if you're into getting your ass beat over and over with more power in each beating than the last, then, uh..."

"I-. I'm not a masochist." Seriously, what the hell... "But I... will keep that in mind, I guess...?"

"So then." Yachie extends a hand to me. "...Can we count on your support? We know you aren't the King of Hell just yet, but we can support you to ensure you do get that position. We all win here."

"Can't disagree there." Yuuma also stretches her free hand out. "Seriously, we're better to deal with than Kurokoma or Taida are, the former's too much of a meathead and the latter's... really damn lazy. She never shows up to meetings between us gang leaders on time."

...I stare at their hands for a brief moment, considering it. Do I really want to get involved with the yakuza...?

"I mean, if this goes bad, you've got Hecatia, who is freakishly strong. Also Shonin. Plus, mind you, this is the fantasy yakuza. You can literally fuck around and find out, without getting hurt." Raiju reminds me. Oh, well, that's fair enough. You know what they say, in for a penny... "In for a pound."

I shake Yachie's hand almost immediately after that, followed by Yuuma's. "Sure. I look forward to future business with you both." That sounds weird to say aloud, but oh well.

"I'll take your word for it." Yachie stands from her seat, bowing her head in appreciation. "Until next time."

"Yeah, seriously." Yuuma also stands up and wow she is short. She's literally Flandre's height and that's saying something. Wh-. Why is she so short...?! I mean, Yachie's around... I'd say Kolar's height, really, so she's just slightly taller. "We'll ah... get you introduced to everyone else involved in our families at a later date. There's stuff we gotta do tomorrow."

"This is literally the same person who just said she can absorb anything." Raiju mentions that fun fact. Oh, right, she said that, didn't she?

...How the hell does she even do that.

Actually, when she says tomorrow... "I have things I need to prepare for, too."

"Very well, we'll leave you be then. Good night." Yachie looks back at me before leaving once, her tail being the last thing I see before she leaves.

Promptly, Yuuma begins following her. "I'll still be around here though. It's around that time of day where I start eating anyway."

"Night, you mean." I correct her.

"Yeah, whatever, see you, kid." It's weird being called kid by someone who is that short. That aside, Yuuma's gone. It's just... me and Medicine now.

"I might um... go find the judge lady and the girl in the glasses." Medicine also goes to leave. Oh, um, okay.

"It's been nice to talk again. Take care, Medicine." I wave her off.

"You too!" She genuinely smiles back, before floating off and out of the door. Here's to hoping she doesn't poison at least five different oni and devils respectively to death later. That would be bad. Very bad.

...

Well then... Um...

Maybe I should-.

"They're gone, aren't they?" I hear a weirdly familiar voice. I look over and see... Kasa-chan? Oh, and Chima, but she's in her usual dress with all the zippers and pins unlike before.

"...Yeah." I nod, then look between them. "When'd you get here?"

"Tsumugi-san dropped us off nearby. We were in there, which I believe's your other bedroom, isn't it?" Chima glances at a door into another room that isn't the corridors outside. It has an 'R' engraved on it. And it's black and white.

...

"She has literally no subtlety." I comment on the door. 

"Who?" Tsukasa blinks.

"Shonin. The devil. You know who she is." I pinch my temple. "She's literally the person who made this entire place, just because she could. I mean, it does serve a bunch of other purposes as I've come to find out, but... still." 

"...Ah. So this is in Hell." Tsukasa looks around. "...A lot redder than I imagined it being."

"Trust me, a lot of things in here are red." I shake my head, taking a deep breath, then put on a neutral look. First, I look at Chima. "You got Aikido to bring you here then?"

"Yes, she just... left us here." Chima nods once. Ah, alright. 

"Right." I fold my arms, then notice something else. Kasa-chan is really wet for some reason. "...Kasa-chan, are you, uh... alright?"

"Yes, I'm perfectly fine." Oh. Thanks for the sarcasm. Very cool, Kasa-chan. "I got dropped in a lake on 'accident' by Tsumugi. I swear it was done deliberately, though."

Well, at least it's warm in Hell. "Hopefully your dress dries quickly." I just offer a lighthearted grin. It's... somehow not translucent yet, which is surprising given it's white fabric and that, apparently, Kasa-chan wears nothing underneath. I still don't know why she felt a need to specify that, honestly.

"One can only hope." Tsukasa sighs. "I should try and stay away from anywhere dusty for the time being... If I go anywhere with dust whilst I'm wet, it'll stick to my dress and, well, that won't be fun, not in the slightest."

Oh, right, water makes dust settle on just about anything. "You'll be fine." I hope this place is well-maintained, anyway.

"Mmm. In any case, I'll relay to you what I learned from Iizunamaru and Dezain-chan today, as we planned. Iizunamaru is planning on attending Boryoku's banquet, which is tomorrow, as you know. Dezain-chan is also planning on attending sheerly out of peer pressure. Shameimaru and Himekaidou will also be there. In fact, all of the tengu seem to be preparing for the banquet tomorrow. Rumour has it Tenma's showing their face again at the banquet, which is rare. Perhaps you'll see her if you go." Tsukasa explains, smugly smiling. Okay, that's... interesting to know. "...Dezain-chan has been pursuing some... interesting leads as of late, too."

"She has?" Chima tilts her head in confusion. "Like what?"

"Mysterious youkai killings, mysterious human killings... Abductions from the village. Some vigilante duo called the Crimson Mist, too, apparently, as well as an odd serial killer called the Wrathful. She's practically beating Shameimaru for 'most amount of content in a week' at this rate." Tsukasa elaborates into what Dezain's been doing. "She's also been pursuing some leads on a mysterious youkai swordswoman wielding daggers, as well as a group of interest I'm sure you'll find to be of interest."

"A group of interest?" I tilt my head. "What?"

"They call themselves the Dour Devas of Destruction. Points for alliteration go to them, I suppose." Tsukasa giggles to herself. "You know, three of them recently left the group and made them known..."

Three? "That's... an odd number. How many of them are there?"

"Oh, about..." Tsukasa begins counting, thinking about it. "Nine, if I recall. Members called 'Storm', 'Surge', and 'Insomnia'. Or, as they're now known in public, Rujo Shi, Mizu Undine, and Tyra Gunait. Do these names sound familiar?"

"Wait..." Chima furrows her brows. "Rujo, Mizu, and Tyra? Aren't they the people you defeated, during the flood incident?"

"We defeated, you mean." I correct her. "And... yeah, they are. They were a part of a bigger group...?" I bring a hand to my chin. Actually, wait. "Rujo mentioned someone called Bruschetta, saying that this person never should have taken Tyra into the group, but that was after Tyra swapped sides..."

"Funnily enough, that's the name of their leader. None of them really knew the other members' names." Tsukasa shakes her head. "What they did know was their nicknames. Or, more appropriately, codenames. Those that have yet to make a move or an appearance are, if I recall, Empress, Quake, Insurgence, Splice, Unknown, and Bruschetta. Who they are, I have no clue. The only thing that gives insight into who they are is their codenames."

"It's lost on me, personally." Chima shakes her head. "But this... Bruschetta... she's the leader of that group?"

"Apparently." Tsukasa nods once.

"But they might be something to keep an eye out..." I scratch my chin.

"Woo! Yeah! Bad guys to fuck up!" Not right now, Raiju. "Ah, right, sleepy times. I honestly forget we're a human sometimes. We also share one singular braincell that needs rest."

Exactly. Also, um... "There's other things going on too, isn't there...? There's that Mizuchi woman running around..."

"Oh, yes, that's also happening, I neglected to mention that." Tsukasa nods, seeming... slightly troubled instead of her usual smug self. "Be careful when you go out. She could be anywhere."

"I know. They had documents on her in here." I reveal. "They have documents on anyone who's got a soul, really."

"Mmm..." Chima fluffily looks at the door she and Kasa-chan just came out of. "Why don't we just... stop worrying about this and go to bed...? I saw a bed in there..."

"I would sleep in my tube but I seem to have misplaced it at home." Tsukasa sighs. "...I suppose I can settle for this instead, as long as I'm surrounded by trusted individuals..."

"Trusted individuals." I echo, then stand up, stretching. "Yeah, let's... go get some sleep. That banquet's tomorrow and... well, yeah, I need to be wide awake for that." 

"Yes, let us... have some rest." Chima sighs. "It's been a long day..."




This has to be the most questionable way to fit three people in a bed meant for two people ever. Then again, Tsukasa is small.

...I'm right in the middle. Tsukasa's behind me with her tail under her head. She's asleep, I think, but she has her arms around me. Much similarly is Chima, who also has her arms around my side. She's also partially hanging off the bed, but that's why she's holding onto me and why Kasa-chan is too. And then you have me, where my legs are partially around Tsukasa's legs, and I'm holding Chima as close to me as I can.

...We're practically sleeping right in front of one another. It's comfy, yet packed.

Also, note how I said bed. It's not a futon. It's a genuine bed. The kind I'm used to. Futons are nice and all, but western beds are better at the end of the day. High off the ground and comfy.

...

I honestly wouldn't mind sleeping like this more. Just a massive group sleeping session at some point sounds... nice, I guess...

"Remember the most important fact, Rajime." Raiju, what do you want now...? I'm trying to go to sleep... "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell."

...

"Also, if a crocodile eats your father, the crocodile is now legally your father." What...

Sure... It is, and that's... whatever, I... guess...? I'm way too tired for-...

Ah, here we go, I'm closing my eyes now and...

...

Notes:

so! things to go over briefly. patchy, seam/jill, soldura, and geju. patchy exists at least and doesn't stop studying the books, jill is borderline insane, seam is less so, soldura's just a nonchalant time traveller, and geju is, quite literally, the phantom of the opera, she's also technically a chimera but y'know how that is.

jill also acknowledging the fact she has stabbed marisa at least four times on four separate occasions is also there, the astralian language is just symbols that are like a mixture between greek and russian is also something

rajime also completely forgot to tell chimata he was actually going to be out all day is 100% something he would do because he just goes with the flow most of the time

ANYWAYS. THE BIG THING OF THE CHAPTER (or the biggest more like). REMILIA. SHE EXISTS. ARISTOCRAT TEA DRINKING VAMPIRE IS REAL. seam and jill nonchalantly splitting the naga bloodline in so many different ways is funny and definitely something jill would do, i mean, it let me write in the fact that rajime is technically the extremely younger cousin of remilia and flandre (as well as kira and netsu who i keep mentioning), also that whole tid-bit with tea making you feel numb is actually true too lmao i fact-checked that

also yes zeitaku just nonchalantly handed joon's ass to her by doing absolutely nothing but use her tail, zeitaku is freakishly strong if that wasn't obvious enough already, an interaction between joon and someone like zeitaku is interesting anyway, but if i'm gonna be honest i. didn't really know how to write it, but i hope that little scene was enough to shed some insight on how that went though! i do feel like i made some major implications with the jar of blood and kolar though. you know what they say, hang around a vampire long enough and you start acting like one

ANYWAYS MOVING ON FURTHER, HELL IS HELL. i love eiki so much it's unreal i don't care what anyone else says, and while i feel like i kind of sidelined medicine this chapter, it's honestly pretty understandable since she wouldn't really have much to say about any of the topics that got brought up

BUT. MIZUCHI IS REAL TOO. she's somewhere. doing devious things. why couldn't she possess trish? good question! but i'll leave the answer to 'you'll find out later lmao', on top of that we have a seemingly random serial killer, and the crimson mist. who are they? who knows! i mean, i do, but still

tensai is also fun and is one of the few genuinely male characters on the oc side of the cast, like curo and nero are, the idea of a sober oni fucking terrifies me but i think i portrayed him well enough here??

anyways, hell yakuza exist, or, uh, yachie and yuuma do, anyway, saki's... somewhere, i guess? yachie's ability is also fun to mess around with given how blatantly broken it really is

also before you say 'wait you just sidelined flandre and shonin to make the writing easier' you... would be partially correct, but then again, rajime isn't someone who'd want to deny someone from seeing their cousins, so... yeah, i had my reasons.

also a(u)stralians? in MY hell? it's more likely than you think. tyra is surprisingly prominent, then again, she literally just caused an incident so YOU KNOW

on the note of causing incidents, i'm pretty close to releasing a multi-part short fic on some rujo and mizu lore which goes over why rujo is so fucking frustrated all the time and what he did before becoming a nix, might release that soon i dunno

ALSO WHOA WE HAVE BIG BADS NOW?! the DDD (not to be confused with a penguin by the same name) are, pretty much, most of the big bads for a good few chapters (outside of mizuchi. because she exists. as i said. also the events of 100BM happen soon but y'know), dezain is such a reliable source for news all the other tengu are getting more exaggerative with their work smh

SO! NEXT TIME! THE POST-INCIDENT BANQUET HAS ARRIVED. EXPECT A METRIC FUCKTON OF CHARACTERS AND A MINOR AMOUNT OF TOMFOOLERY TO APPEAR YO

Chapter 12: Unforgettable Banquet

Summary:

In which the post-incident banquet is held. Of course, when there's a storm still brewing, nothing's ever simple, really.

Notes:

here's your chapterly oc count (not including rajime or raiju): 17 (give or take, anyway, considering a bunch more get mentioned and are known to be around, yet as a more minor role, so i could've miscounted.)

on an unrelated note, you may notice that only one canon character has been tagged this chapter (this chapter was more to make a nod to AOBP (one of the IE side stories) than anything else, but. y'know.) you may also notice it is a VERY specific character.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

I... I'm in the Dream World again. I-. Why-?

"Hi, Rajime." Oh. Hey Trish. I-. Trish. Right, our arrangement. I forgot because I've been busy with things.

"...Um." Kolar's here, too. I don't remember seeing him the last time around...

...Where's Doremy? She's probably busy with something, so she might drop in later...

Actually, where's Raiju? He should be here, too, but he isn't...

Well, let's focus on the topic at hand. Purple void, as per usual. We're floating, but it looks like we're on solid ground. As usual, nothing too new there.

"...Hey." I also respond to Trish whilst I'm at it. "Was I actually the last one to get here...?"

"Yeah. You actually have, like, any idea what time it is in the real world? I went to bed at... uh... one in the morning." Trish raises a brow at me.

One in the morning. I-. Oh. Was it seriously that late when I properly went to sleep...? "Well, sorry, I'm in Hell."

"H-. Hell?" Kolar stops, looking at me weirdly. "What did you even do...?"

"Oh, do tell, this just got interesting." Trish smiles with intrigue.

"...I got abducted here against my will by Satan." I nod once. "As it turns out, Satan does not take no for an answer."

"Wh-. Really." Trish blinks, genuinely not expecting that response.

"That and I know the Goddess of Hell." I also decide to off-handedly bring up the fact I know Hecatia. "...And I met the judge of the dead today, too. Basically, I just got chucked into the afterlife as a living person, is what I mean to say."

"Is that what happened after you met me and everyone else in the manor today...?" Kolar tilts his head, thinking. "Shion stayed behind with Zeitaku. Her sister, Joon I think, showed up. Zeitaku said she 'bumped into her' whilst getting me a snack, but I doubt that since she was pretty much choking her with her tail."

I-. What? "That happened after I left the library?"

"...You guys met today?" Trish blinks, raising her brows. "Probably about time you did. It was a normal day at the bar for me."

Oh, right, Outer Heaven... "I should probably come by your bar at some point, sis. Even if I don't like alcohol."

"It's, uh, probably not your thing. The people that frequent my joint are a real lively bunch. Oh, and they're assholes, too. Mostly youkai." Trish folds her arms. "I mean, Curo is there, as is my asshole house cat, but we barely get any human customers. That and we're the only youkai-friendly bar open during the day. There is this pub called Geidontei, though, but we agree that I get youkai during the day and they get youkai during the night."

"Geidontei?" Kolar furrows his brows. "I've heard of it... Can't say I've been there, though. I might take Flan there..."

"Sure, and while you're at it, you could get the all-powerful vampire child drunk. Because that's a fun idea." Trish casually snorts as if nothing is wrong with that. 

"Please don't do that." I shake my head at Kolar. "Flandre's... pretty childish as is. And strong."

"Yeah, she really is. I was joking, t-too." Kolar awkwardly smiles, sheepishly scratching his head. "Plus, Flan seems to have disappeared, anyway."

"She's in Hell, actually. She came with me." I fold my arms. "...So did the judge of the dead I mentioned. And Silia."

"Silia? She's with you?" Trish raises a brow. She knows Silia...? Actually, she lives in the village, of course she would.

"Well-. I only said she came with me, not that she's with me right now." I raise a finger, looking at Trish. "She said she wanted to see what knowledge Hell had, I think."

"...I've not had too many run-ins with her, but she is a book freak. You won't believe how easy it is to distract her with one book, let alone ten." Trish snorts. "As it turns out, being a bartender who accepts literally anyone into her bar means you're under constant surveillance by youkai exterminators and village guards. Most of the ones who threaten me get their teeth kicked in by Curo, and since he's not a youkai, they can't do anything to him."

"Curo kicks people's teeth in?" I blink. "He didn't strike me as the type to do that..."

"Oh, no, he definitely does, trust me. He's a soldier. Curo knows about five thousand ways to maim someone at any given moment, and that's not even mentioning how many ways he knows how to kill someone efficiently like a well-oiled machine." Sis folds her arms, shaking her head. "...Not that he's killed anyone for me, though. I'm not racking up a killstreak."

"Good." If she did, I'd tell someone, for sure. I don't want my sister being a murderer... "But isn't there that serial killer going around...?"

"Oh, yeah, the Wrathful. That asshat." Trish's face lowers. "Plus there's people harassing me all the time for being a youkai sympathiser. It's not my fault humans are fucking morons."

"Don't swear." I remind her to avoid profanity like a normal person.

"Am I wrong though?" Trish's face doesn't change.

"Can you guys stop arguing...?" Kolar frowns. Oh, right, we're arguing again... "But, um, yeah, that serial killer is going around..."

"I haven't even mentioned that vigilante duo either. The Crimson Mist." Trish furrows her brows. "I don't know what the hell to make of them, they're bloody enigmas to me. Those masks they wear are stupid, real heroes show their face."

"Well, um, think about it this way, if they didn't wear masks, all of the types of people they target would know who they are..." Kolar brings up a very fair point, holding a glove to his mouth.

"Ah, true, I guess. They're doing good work on weeding out all my problems though." Trish shrugs.

"Masks?" I tilt my head, deciding to ask a question myself. "...As in you've seen them?"

"Huh? Oh, yeah, I have. They wear all dark red clothes that hide any signs of their identity. Barely any of their skin is shown, they have masks on, they have cloaks, they have these weird yellow markings on their clothes, they're literally walking strawberries if you ask me." Trish scratches her cheek, then shakes her head. "They only really target people who're known to be bad. I mean, the village really needs vigilantes, anyway. Most of the village guards I've met are pansies and the youkai exterminators are bound by stupid regulations and rules that only came about recently. That and Reimu doesn't bother with problems in the village until they start affecting her. Apparently."

"Um, alright..." Thanks, Trish. That was pretty helpful.

"You know, I heard there were seats opening up for the village council. It'd be funny if I ran for a seat on it under a fake name." Trish scratches her chin. 

"...Would you actually do the job, though?" I tilt my head.

"Depends on what my role is. If it's economics, then I'm going to crash the village economy just to spite them for giving me the worst position imaginable." Trish nods. "But if it's something else, like controlling village security, then I'd be down for that. I'll make sure the guards aren't absolute morons for once."

"If the village, um, a-actually accepts you onto the council, I'm genuinely worried for it..." Kolar shakes his head, looking concerned. To be fair, if Trish actually was in a position of power somewhere, I'd be worried too... Namely because of what she can and will do...

"To be honest, yeah, the village is kinda screwed if they let me into the council. I've not even been in Gensokyo for more than a week." Trish snorts, chuckling to herself. "But I know a few negotiation tactics."

"Yeah, um, I'll leave you to that, then." I look away, shaking my head.

"I've... not really been up to much myself." Kolar looks down. "I've mostly been preoccupied with a lot of other things. Like, um, doing my job as a butler. That flood put a spanner in the works, though..."

"Oh, yeah, that flood. I fixed that, by the way." I off-handedly smile.

"...That was you?" Did... I not tell Kolar that? Huh. Come to think of it, Trish seems to be as equally as surprised. Did I not mention it to either of them?

Or, maybe I did tell Trish, and she forgot whilst I don't remember telling her. We do that, sometimes.

"Yeah." I nod a few times. "It was an incident caused by a nix, undine, and a stardust woman."

"Huh." Trish thinks about it. "I've got a werewolf friend who's in a network of low standing youkai. Weaker ones, I mean, but not harmless. She said one of her friends met a nix a few months ago. Some kind of shapeshifting water spirit, right?"

"Yeah, that's right." I nod once. "You never mentioned you had a werewolf friend though."

"Never saw a need to mention her until now." Sis just shrugs with that grin she usually has. "Apparently, that nix guy lived around Misty Lake."

Hey... "That's what the undine told me about the nix, too." I don't know if Trish knows who Rujo exactly is or not, though. Better safe than sorry. I mean, if Rujo knew I was talking about him behind his back, then, um... yeah, it wouldn't be good.

"Really? Neat." Trish keeps thinking to herself. "Wolfy said that, apparently, he's a real hardass with a softer side for the vulnerable. He was a human at one point, too, which is even weirder, because I'm pretty sure a human becoming a youkai is illegal."

"...It is?" Kolar looks at her weirdly. Why's that got his attention...?

"Yeah, unless if it's a subspecies of human, like a hermit, magician, dhampir, deity, or what-not. It's complicated. Like, I could become a god and people would be fine with that. But becoming a full youkai? That's a big no-no." Trish stretches, shaking her hands a few times. "Besides, Reimu's the one who enforces that rule, anyway."

So that's probably what sets someone like Alice and Rujo apart... Alice became a magician. Rujo became a nix. He became more youkai-like than Alice did. That's probably why that rule exists, to make sure humans keep some of their, well, humanity...

...It's an interesting topic, really.

"Well, anyways." Trish shrugs that topic off, looking around. "So that all we got for the recap of what we've got going on?"

"I'm going to a banquet tomorrow." I decide to mention Auresh's banquet.

"Oh, that." Kolar nods. "...Remilia got an invitation to it, I-I think. The entire manor was invited, down to each and every fairy maid..."

"...How many are there?" Trish asks.

"About two hundred." Kolar wobbles his hand back and forth.

...How the hell is Auresh going to cater the needs of two hundred fairies. Actually, speaking of fairies, I wonder if Piece'll be there. Same goes for Cirno, maybe. Depends if they decide to crash the banquet...

"...Huh. I might go see what all this is about." Trish considers, placing one hand on her hip. "Curo could use the time off, too. Where is it?"

"All the way north. At a hill called, um, Tarnished Hill." I explain for her. "So, basically just head north."

"Oh. Alright, I'll keep that in mind." Trish shrugs. "I don't know which way is north, but that's why I have Curo."

"Right." I nod, then look at Kolar. "You're going too, right?"

"Remilia's forcing everyone to attend." Kolar sighs. "...Even Meiling."

Even the gate guard...? She must really want people to go the banquet then. Wait-. "But Flandre's in Hell."

"...I think Remilia said something about Jill 'picking her up later'...?" Kolar tilts his head.

"...Who the hell's Jill?" Trish raises a brow.

"It's a long story." I shake my head, sighing. Jill is a handful, end of.

"...Ah." Sis gets the memo, at least...

I might as well wake up and get an early start on the day, even if it means I barely get any sleep... Still weird how Doremy didn't show up for once, but she's probably a busy person. Ruler of the Dream World, and all that...

Yawning, I look at Trish, then Kolar. "Well, I'll see you guys there then."

"Yeah, same. Bye." Trish flops to the floor, then poofs out of existence.

...I do the same whilst Kolar watches-.

 


 

Mmmh...

Okay, that... that's more like it. What time is it right now...?

I try to sit up the best I can, only to remember that, since last night, Chima and Kasa-chan've been hugging into me relentlessly. Because this bed is not meant for three people, only two at most.

...I don't know why they gave me a double bed. They probably knew I was going to seek a relationship at some point... Unless if they already knew about me and Chima. Then, um, I guess that answers itself.

Also, I know I'm soft, but I literally can't get up...

Well, let's just... look around. My head pans around the room for a window-.

Wait. I'm in Hell. Right. No sun.

...

You can't tell what time of day it actually is since this is Hell. There's... just red. And buildings. And random eldritch monstrosities passing by every now and then, as well as regular people.

Fortunately, there's a grandfather clock. Why a grandfather clock specifically, I don't know. It has roman numerals on. Standard issue, as far as I'm aware...

...If I'm reading it right, it's eight in the morning...

...

Auresh's banquet is today, too. I'm probably going to bring Chima along for that. 

...I'm sure I can convince Auresh to let her in. Plus, a banquet like that could be considered a special occasion for Chima, maybe. Or, um, maybe I'm too focused on our other arrangements. 

did agree to help Chima when it came to the markets, anyway.

Well, um, anyways, my head pans around the room some more...

Chair, a table, some cupboards, a wardrobe, um... drawers, some cups on the table, Sinsoul leaves, a kettle, a tap, u~m... Candles, windows, Okina and her chair, red carpet, red walls, paintings-...

...

Now just hold on there a moment. One of these things is not like the other. I look directly at Okina. She stares back. I-. How long has she been there.

We stay like that for a moment before I break the silence. "...Why're you here...?"

"Oh, nothing. Just ensuring there's no distractions to your sleep." She tells me with a straight face. Sure, she is, I guess.

"...You could've left that to Satono and Mai." I mention.

"I could've." She nods, but smirks. "Yet I chose not to. I merely wanted to reflect on your choices since our last meeting. You don't need to worry about your two friends there waking up, or that thunder beast disrupting us, either."

Okay, that's ominous. I-. Wait, how did she get Raiju to be quiet? Those are two things that don't match... But, um, regardless of that. "What do you want to talk about...?"

"In particular? The deals you've struck with... people of interest, so far. You're associating with very strange crowds, you know." Okina tells me, raising a finger. "First Junko, then Tenkyuu, then the gambling den and Tamatsukuri shortly after, then that Dredgen fellow, then Gunait, then Shameimaru, then Haniyasushin, then Sweet, and now the Kiketsu and Gouyoku. You're playing with fire, you know, and you seem to be making more use out of what others have set up for you more than I thought you would."

"More than you thought I would?" I raise a brow. "What's that mean?"

"Nothing too much." Okina shakes her head. "If anything, I'm impressed. You're adapting to the environment around you surprisingly well, is what I mean to say, Marin."

Marin. She's calling me by that nickname. Barely anybody does, namely because they don't know my actual first name. Just Rajime is what they know me.

"...Right." I also decide to respond instead of sitting there, lost in thought. 

"Mmm, but are you aware of the risks presented by your actions? Do you consider the consequences?" Okina questions me. I'm starting to feel like this is more of an interrogation now... 

"I do, and I know about the risks. Hell's a dangerous place. So is Gensokyo." I shake my head. "...I know it sounds... cruel, but most of my life is the embodiment of 'sink or swim'. The same goes for Trish. I tend to swim with the current, not against it like Trish does, though."

"I'm familiar with what you and your sister've been through." Okina comments, thinking to herself. "It's the case with your mother and father, too."

...Huh? "You know my mom and dad?" I ask in very reasonable confusion. Come to think of it, dad's notes did mention a Matara-jin, which sort of lines up with Okina's last name... Matara...

"I knew them, you mean to say." Okina corrects me. Oh, um, right, they aren't here anymore... "They dealed with crowds you wouldn't even think of interacting with, outside of Gensokyo. They chose to stand up for themselves to provide for you and your siblings, braving the toughest path. You know what they say, the right path is usually the well-fought one, or something along those lines."

"...I know." I look down. Doing the right thing always requires some kind of sacrifice. For me, it's time and my patience.

"Though, you're dealing with far more dangerous crowds than they ever did. These are yakuza, Marin. They aren't to be taken lightly. They're not some petty gang you'd see on the streets, and I know I've said this, but you're playing with fire." Okina warns me, seeming more steadfast than before. That's what she was getting at.

"They know not to take me lightly either. Yachie knows who I am." I counter with my own argument. "...Shonin has my back, and even then, I have people like Hecatia and Junko. Aikido, too, she's a known figure in Hell." Or, um, so I've gathered.

"That is a very fair point. And a well thought out one." Okina grins, relaxing slightly. "You know, the younger Scarlet has traded blows with Toutetsu in the past."

"She has-?" Actually, wait, Flandre did mention Yuuma before in Gensopedia. Same goes for Okina. "Oh, wait, yeah, I do know. Nevermind, that's me being an idiot..."

"Hm." Okina seems amused by my response, then chuckles into her hand. "You seem to have things under control, but I wonder how long that will last? Take extreme caution. If you slip up even once, you'll be burned. Hard."

"I know that." I adjust my posture slightly to look at her better. "I'm just trying to make the most out of things. Can you blame me for that?"

"Not particularly, but even so. Even if you are someone in a respectable position that shouldn't be taken lightly, there's always someone planning to manipulate you. Humans are viewed as a resource down here by a lot of Hell's denizens. Very few humans who live in Hell are considered worthy enough to be taken notice of. You, Tsumugi, the Ripper, and the Seamstress are among those select few." Okina explains, putting some things into perspective for me. Humans are viewed as a resource...? That's just wrong. "Hell is dominated by demons, gods, and youkai alike. Humans rarely get a say in things. As a Sage of Gensokyo, I highly recommend you tread lightly with what you do and say. One wrong step and you can cause something catastrophic."

"I... I get it, trust me, I do." I hold my head. It's way too early for this... Also, wait. "...Jill, or, uh, Seam, she's known around these parts?"

"She is." Okina nods. "...Quite well, at that. You're aware she's the ancestor of the Yoshikages, right? Kira and Netsu? The 'Lust and Desire of Hell'?"

Oh, right, Flandre and Shonin both mentioned people like that, didn't they...? "Are they the reason why?"

"At a time, the Seamstress would travel between Hell and Earth. As a Naga born of chaotic creation, much like yourself, she is affiliated strongly with Hell." The sage looks around the room for a brief moment. "...Much like how you are at this moment in time, what with you being a candidate for King of Hell. You didn't mention that to her, did you?"

"...I didn't know she was affiliated with Hell." I bring up, furrowing my brows slowly. "Also, chaotic creation?"

"Nagas are born with one of two natural essences. The essence of creation, a chaotic force that opposes the old ways, and the essence of destruction, an orderly nature that embodies the status quo." Okina closes her eyes. "...You are the former. Your sister, Trish, is the latter."

"Huh..." I don't... know what to do with this information, but it sounds really important. "So what you're saying is that, if I so choose, I can change everything if I'm not careful?"

"More or less, yes." Okina confirms with a simple nod. Oh. Got it.

...I really am important, then. That's a lot to take in, especially since I just woke up from that nice sleep I was having...

"But, back to what I was talking about." Okina clears her throat, making me focus on her again. "You happened upon information. Very, very risky information. Mizuchi Miyadeguchi, the so-called Jailbreak King."

"...What about her?" I wake up a little bit. I'm actually pretty curious about Mizuchi already...

"It is true, she has been causing chaos around Gensokyo as of late. Chaos you haven't been involved with yet, but you most certainly will feel it at some point. It's bothering everyone, sages like myself included." Okina sits up straight, her face hardening slightly. How'd she even get that chair in here, anyway...? "What's curious is the yama's remark on Nagas from yesterday, regarding them and possession. Miyadeguchi supposedly couldn't possess your sister, for whatever reasons there may be. It's lead to many believing you're the same - that a Naga simply can't be possessed, as they make their own fate. Or something along those lines, at least."

Nagas make their own fate...? Trish definitely didn't like the idea of fate, so...

"That is weird..." I tilt my head, yawning slightly.

"Mmm." Okina frowns. "Many people have tried looking for her, cornering her, but they've all failed. Hence her title of Jailbreak King, as you can tell." 

It does fit when she puts it like that, actually.

"So where're you going with this...?" I wonder aloud.

"I want you to try and assist in the pursuit of her by any means necessary. There's multiple people trying to pinpoint her and figure out her plans, though their methods vary. Particularly, the satori seems to be involved, acting as a psuedo-detective of sorts. You're quite the thorough type yourself, I figured you could be of help to her, should you feel up to it. You don't have to, unlike many others, I know you like having free rein to do as you please." Okina reveals what she has in mind. That's... awfully considerate. Hmh...

"You're giving me free rein? Why?" I raise a brow, slightly curious.

"You seem to work better when you're given an open environment to work in, instead of being forced down one path." Okina remarks. She'd know, huh. "Besides, this doesn't interrupt anything you're doing, either. Boryoku's banquet? I need you to attend that, no matter what." She just... instructs me. Why? "Some believe Miyadeguchi may show her face there due to the abundance of people invited. Most usually attend due to Boryoku's respected status. She killed a Hakurei shrine maiden once, too, you know. Boryoku, that is to say."

Hakurei? "...One of Reimu's ancestors?" I stop.

"Yes, a Hakurei shrine maiden. As a matter of fact, that 'queen' is the only youkai that's still alive who's actually killed a Hakurei. All of the others mysteriously vanished or died in odd ways. Fortunately, Boryoku is very blunt and straightforward about what she does. She doesn't tend to keep secrets or exaggerate like most other tengu I've dealt with in the past." Okina elaborates into that matter. Whoa... Auresh actually killed a Hakurei? That's... intriguing, to say the very least, but it has huge implications. "And before you ask, no, Reimu has no idea Boryoku even did such a thing. Part of me believes she's extremely interested in Hakurei Shrine due to the potency and power of its shrine maidens, though. At least she has the decency to respect the balance needed for the barrier."

"...Huh." I just... stare. I genuinely don't know what to do with this information, but it's important enough to not shrug off.

"Still, I'm rambling." Okina smiles, shaking her head. "Keep in mind you can't fight Miyadeguchi physically, due to her being a ghost. I'm saying this for the thunder beast, not you, Marin. However, you may be able to reason with her. Keyword being 'may'." Then her smile drops. "...This all gambles on her actually showing up to the banquet, though."

"...It does." I look down at Kasa-chan, then to Chima. I think I know why she wants me involved. "You want me chasing her because of who I am, don't you? As far as you're aware, Mizuchi has no idea who I am, as well as my status, right?"

"That's exactly the case, although, I want to figure out her motivations myself." Oh, huh, I actually got it mostly right. "...You might be able to draw her reasons out, you seem to have a knack for getting people around you talking, after all."

...That... is true, I guess. "...Can I at least have Satono and Mai nearby, in case if it goes wrong?"

"They'll be there with you, don't worry." She chuckles. "I'd be considered a fool if I didn't take the necessary precautions. That's not to say I don't have faith in your capabilities, though."

...Alright then. "Do you have any theories on her...?"

"...So far? Just one." She has a theory, huh...? "I've not spoken to anyone else of this theory of mine, but I believe she might have a grudge against the every resident of Gensokyo in the present. Those that resent chaos and are involved with the status quo of Gensokyo. I have heard that she's complained about the Human Village being full of youkai, mostly due to the 'irresponsibility' of the Hakurei Shrine."

Hmm... So what I can gather from that is... "She's someone who enjoys chaos, then?"

"More or less, yes. She might be trying to collapse Gensokyo's order, to make humans superior to youkai, which would spell disaster for everyone." Okina furrows her brows, thinking about it some more. "Actually, come to think of it, I said you were born with a chaotically creative essence. We can use that against her. You're also impartial to Gensokyo's situation, as you're more affiliated with Hell compared to anything else, too. Things might be falling into place after all."

What's that supposed to-... Actually, let's not question her, for once, and just... go with the flow. Trish'd want me to do that, probably. "Right. You think she might consider me someone important if I demonstrate my abilities?"

"If you create something and she notices it in the process, most likely." Okina hums, looking to the nearest window. There is just red outside. "...If anybody tries to interrupt you, call Satono and Mai over. They'll know when you call them."

"Um... Alright." I nod once. "Anything else I should know...?"

"One of the other 'guests of honour' that Boryoku has at the banquet. Ryoku-san." Okina starts...? Huh? What about them? "She is a goddess of nature and another Sage of Gensokyo. However, she was made one rather recently, only a few months ago. It was quite silly, she creates nature after all. I'll see if I can get her to assist you at all, if possible."

"She's a sage?" At least I get some background information, even if it's very little... Nature goddess and she's a very recent sage. Huh. 

"She is." The secret god rests her head on her hand again. That seems to be a gesture she does a lot.

Well, let's um... move the topic along. I'm actually pretty curious about the topic of sages... "I've heard things about my ancestors being considered important here though. What about them? Were they considered sages?"

"Your ancestors? Well, the Seamstress doesn't tend to dabble with us too often." Okina shakes her head, but... sighs in annoyance? "I wish she did, though. She's been around since Gensokyo's creation, more or less, albeit in a different location."

"What about her brother?" I ask.

"We never speak of Majiranir. He did something unforgivable." Okina's face immediately hardens upon even loosely hearing about Majiranir. I-. Whoa, uh, what'd he do? "As far as I'm concerned, he almost compromised Gensokyo's future just to get one, single thing."

"I-. I didn't know that." I stop. Seam never mentioned that... 

"I suppose you didn't, but know this. Mention Majiranir around any other sage who's been around as long as I have and you'll quickly learn he's not to be mentioned lightly." Okina warns me. Okay, u-um, I'll... keep that in mind. She got really scary then, honestly...

...

The room gets quiet for a pretty brief moment before I regain my composure, then Okina... softens. "...You still don't know how you got to Gensokyo, though, do you?"

That's... weirdly specific. "No. No, I... don't. Do you know something I don't?" I tilt my head at her in confusion...?

She closes her eyes, then takes a deep breath. "I suppose it's fair I tell you now, then." Huh? "I'm the reason you ended up in Gensokyo. Nothing more, nothing less. I apologise for the abruptness of your transportation, but if I did so whilst you were conscious, you'd have questioned me without end, I'm sure."

...

...

...

I just... stare. Partially in disbelief, but also shock. My mouth's agape. Did... she really just admit to that? "You... brought me here?"

"Yes. I had everything to do with it. Gensokyo is in a risky place at the moment and your presence was considered a necessity, as was your sister's. Perhaps, one day, you may be able to leave." Okina shakes her head. "...But I'm afraid that won't be anytime soon."

"What's the issue...?" I blink slowly. I'm going to do what she did and question her relentlessly. "Why me? Why can't I just go home?! What do you even gain from this...?!"

"One, that's a topic I can't disclose just yet, namely because I'm not aware of the exact issue. All I know is that it requires the involvement of a Naga affiliated with creation." Okina raises a finger. "Two, you were the safest option out of you and your slightly older sister, Epsilon. You and her are the only young Nagas left that are affiliated with creation. Whilst there is the Seamstress, she's not a pure human anymore." She raises another finger. Wait, that means Mar's affiliated with destruction, just like Trish... "Three, I'm sorry, I simply can't let you. Think about the connections you've already made here. Think of your friend there, too. How would she react to you disappearing without a trace?" She raises a third, gesturing to Chima... I-... Okay, that was a stupid question from me, I can't abandon Chima, but... I got caught up in the moment. Then, Okina raises her fourth and final finger in response to my four questions. "And four, I have a lot to gain from this, though it's not just me. You are too, by growing more confident and clever in how you handle difficult situations, as are many others through your presence alone, not even mentioning the words you've exchanged with them. Do you understand?"

...

That's a lot to take in, but... "Yeah, I..." I swallow, sighing afterwards. "I do. I understand." I blink, looking down slowly. "How'd my life even get here...? I have a savage alter ego in my head, I have some responsibility that I don't even know about, everyone always expects me to go along with what they want, which I do because I don't want to be discourteous, I stopped a genocidal doll from being genocidal, I-..." I stop, nearly choking on my own words. "I almost died for crying out loud, I have a job at a gambling den, I..." Am-... Am I actually crying...? I'm looking at Chima and, without even realising, I've started shedding tears... My voice even sounds weaker. "I've... even found love, I just..."

"Breathe." Okina instructs me, so I do. I take a deep breath. And another. "...That is a lot, actually. People must genuinely see you as someone truly reliable. Such a thing is rare for a human to have, let alone in both Hell and Gensokyo at the same time. Normally, that type of respect is held for the Hakurei or well-known, sagacious youkai. But for a regular human? It... must be overwhelming. And causing a lot of strain, too."

"...Yeah." I had this talk with Doremy... About stress. About me relaxing more often. About not worrying over every little thing. I guess I just... completely ignored the entire purpose of that talk, ahah... "There's just so much going on around me, that it's unclear, I guess...?"

"I understand. At the end of the day, you're still human. Nothing can change that, honestly." Okina smiles again. "You're not invulnerable. Nobody is. Not even I am."

...Yeah. She's right, ain't she...?

"Still, let us move away from this topic. I can tell you don't particularly feel comfortable with it." Okina comments on how tense I am. Right... That entire conversation just made me feel off. Uneasy. "...Would you like to know something interesting?"

Interesting? "...Sure...? What is it?"

"Tamatsukuri obviously hasn't told you this, but due to the innate potential of a Naga when reaching adolescence, they almost always develop a secondary ability outside of their either creative or destructive one." Okina smirks, raising her hand as she rubs her fingers together. "Take the Seamstress as an example. She has a chaotically creative ability much like you do, but she holds a secondary ability of being able to cut through anything with scissor blades, hence why she primarily uses scissors as a weapon. These secondary abilities can take the form of absolutely anything, be it incredibly niche and subtle, or very blatant and powerful. There's always a middle ground there, though."

"Huh... So did my ancestors get to decide the exact type of ability...?" I decide to ask out of curiosity.

"Not particularly, no. But, the ability in question is almost always associated with at least one or two traits a Naga has. The Seamstress enjoyed sewing and cutting things, hence the scissor blade-related ability." Okina strokes her chin for a brief moment, looking at me. "If I had to hazard a guess, for you, I'd say something along the lines of luck manipulation, or perhaps something to do with your charisma."

"Okay, guess I tuned in at a weird moment. Either built-in RNG manipulation or blatant seduction, huh." Raiju finally chimes in. I hate that he's not wrong about those descriptions, but... wait, where even were you earlier? "I was having my own isolated dream. I had this weird-ass dream where I met this girl who looks exactly like us when we were younger. But the thing is, it was actually somebody else. I, uh, I think her name was Merry. I dunno. She seemed like a very merry person."

...Please, go back to sleep, Raiju. I was enjoying this conversation.

"No. I am literally part of your subconscious, mate."

...Darn.

"...That's an intriguing topic though. A girl who seemingly looked like a younger version of yourself, hmm?" Okina reminds me that she can, in fact, hear Raiju. "Well, for the moment, it's not anything to think too hard about. You can ask the baku to interpret that dream later."

Ah, right, Doremy exists... "So, back to the point, we can't choose an ability, but it's determined based off of who we are? Like, um, you said I might have something to do with luck or charisma...?"

"For the former and latter, it's because you work at a gambling den. Both are required to be successful at your job there." Explaining her logic, Okina clicks her tongue. "But, for the former, you just seem like a remarkably lucky person. For the latter, you can make people listen to reason using facts and logic if it's possible. You've demonstrated that capability a few times. Charisma always is a good thing to have though, even if it isn't your secondary ability."

Then, she chuckles. "...Maybe it helps that the Seamstress is your ancestor, as well as the Scarlet Devil being your distant cousin, hmm?"

...Right, Remilia is technically my cousin, according to Seam. Or, uh, maybe 'aunt' is a better word, given how old Remilia is. Then again, she doesn't look any older than like... ten.

...Vampires do not age, by the way. They're just permanently young-looking at all times.

"Deceptive ages, man." Raiju sighs. "Think someone's a ten year old and they turn out to be some super powerful five hundred year old vampire gremlin."

Please stop giving horribly inaccurate yet correct summaries, Raiju.

"I will not." He does not let up, sadly. "Also, the hell's wrong with 'em?!"

I'm not asking for your sake, Raiju. I'm asking for mine.

"That and I can hear you, thunder beast." Okina reminds him she can hear all of this if he somehow forgot that already. Which, let's face it, he probably already has.

"...Please don't slap me again. That actually hurts, y'know?" Raiju-. Y-. You actually got hurt by being slapped. Wh-. How? "Oi, you get slapped by a god and you tell me that stuff doesn't hurt!"

...I never get slapped because they have no reason to slap me. You, on the other hand...

"Could you two stop bickering?" Okina seems tired of me and Raiju having one of our 'usual' back and forths. Even if I've known Raiju for, like, two days at least.

...It feels like it's been longer than two days, but what do I know?

"Uh, yeah, right, we're getting... distracted." Raiju admits that we are going off-topic. That's... surprising, for you of all people to admit. "Hey, look, I'm still trying to get used to the 'oh crap man I have sentience?' part of my life, dude. Abruptly, like, gaining awareness is something literally nobody is prepared for. It's like with children! You know this!"

...The hell does this have to do with children...?

"He's most likely referring to, and forgive me if I'm misunderstanding, that children act without thinking, until one day they suddenly gain awareness of what they're doing. It's like when you reached maturity is what he means to say." Okina fortunately interprets. 

"Yeah, that. Thanks." Raiju snorts.

"That makes... some sense." I tilt my head, rubbing my eyes slightly after managing to wrestle one of my hands free from beneath Kasa-chan.

...I can't get my other one free since Chima's lying on it. It's soft, but it's... a weird feeling.

...

I actually kind of like this position, truth be told.

"Well, in any case." Okina looks behind herself. "I should leave before somebody walks in at an inconvenient time. You have a  busy day, after all."

"...Right. I do." Basically, go to Auresh's banquet, keep an eye out for Mizuchi, and, most importantly, don't set myself on fire.

"Wait, wait, hold on, what? That ghost girl?" Oh, right, you weren't here Raiju. Okina's... busy, so I can fill you in later.

"Mmm, so you can." Floating in that damned chair over to a set of double doors that I swear wasn't there before, Okina opens it to reveal... a dark space. With more doors. "I'll be off now, then. Have a pleasant day."

...Wait. "What's that place you're going to?" I'm kinda curious about that.

"Hm? It's where I preside, simply put, as do Satono and Mai." Okina elaborates into it. O~h. 

"Well, you gotta live somewhere." I shrug with a smile.

"Hah. Quite." She returns the smile, at least. "As for the name, it's the Land of the Back Door."

"...Apt name for an awfully important place." I comment. "Then again, I just slapped a variant name of Aegis onto the end of it, whenever I'm using that mode, so what do I know?"

"Sometimes the simpler, the better, as one might say." Okina chuckles, then goes to leave. "I'll talk to you later, if I get a chance to."

Right. Um. Bye Oki-...

Actually, you know what.

"Bye, door mom." I just nod. Let's just call her that and see if she reacts.

...She stops for a very brief moment to look at me in surprise, but leaves regardless. That worked?

"...What." Raiju has no words, it seems. "You seriously gonna call her that from now on?"

Well, not all the time. When it's appropriate.

"Oh, good, you're not becoming a delinquent then. That's nifty." Raiju begins laughing, but quickly controls himself, snapping... fingers? "Oh, yeah, I have a body by the way. Mate-. It's like a fucking character creator in here, but since I literally never get to change clothes, I'm always wearing what you're wearing when I get control."

...I don't know if I needed to know that, but alright? 

Also, that door just vanished the moment after she left.

...

I wonder how she manages to fit that chair through the doors, personally.

"I bet she gets stuck, like, at least twice a day in those doors. Maybe." Raiju makes a bet. Yeah, probably. She got it first try though, so she's clearly used to fitting that chair through those doors.

...How many times have we said the word 'door' in the past ten minutes?

"Do not ask me. It's like the Hecatia heart emotes all over again, man." Oh, right, that happened. 

...Hecatia terrifies me with how many times she used the heart emotes. The copy paste ones, at that.

But I guess it is good to know she's... on my side. Because, y'know, King of Hell, she's the Goddess of Hell, she's a friend of Junko's, I'm... technically Junko's ward. Technically. I mean, it's nothing official, anyway. Far as I'm aware, I just exist under her care.

"We should call her mom for shits and giggles later." Raiju, that's a horrible idea. "Okay, what about Akane?"

No. N-. No. I am not calling Akane that. Even if she does kind of fit the part.

"Uh... Hm. Misumaru?" No. "Keiki?" No. 

...

Raiju.

"Okay, okay, look, what about, uh, Sannyo?"

Raiju, I will literally hit you. Or myself. I will hit myself in the head very hard.

"It's a serious question! Eiki...? Aikido? Doremy?! Seam?!"

I-. Okay, maybe Seam. She is my ancestor at the end of the day, but still, that's a maybe.

Everyone else is a hard no. Actually-. Change Misumaru to a 'maybe'. Doremy, too, even if she's more of a big sister when Trish isn't around.

I-.

Dear God, what've you done to me.

"I have made things fun." I can hear you smiling through your words. "How the hell can you tell something like that?"

I was constructed in an alternative matter.

"...Fair!" Thank you. Now please be quiet and let me wake-.

"Mmh..." Whilst we were 'debating' like idiots, Chima's started to stir. Actually, it's weird that I'm awake earlier than she is. She's a god. I'm a human.

...

"Pat her head." Raiju-. "You should pat her head, NOW!"

...I'll just pretend that I didn't hear you say it like that. I swear, the internet ruins people's minds...

But, fine. I... gently pat Chima on the head.

"...Huh...?" She wakes up pretty much immediately after I do that, then looks up at me, putting on a very soft and sweet smile. It's... like a sugar waffle, but for my eyes. "Oh, Rajime. Good morning!"

I really like sugar waffles, too. But-. That's... not important right now. Maybe later though.

"Morning." I smile back. Yeah, honestly, what the hell was I saying before with Okina? Why would I want to leave? Gensokyo's way better even if walking around is an excuse for somebody to try and maim me or annoy me. 

...That and I have a girlfriend.

"You are the most bisexual person I know." Raiju, I have no idea what you mean by that, but thank you. "I-. We're the same person. I was speaking facts."

It's still a compliment.

"...Did I wake you up?" Chima snaps me from my, uh, internal dialogue. Right, conversation at hand, I keep forgetting that...

"No, I've... been up. For a while." I shake my head. "...Mostly waiting for you two to wake up."

"Two-?" She stops, looking over me and seeing Kasa-chan. "...Ah, right, Kudamaki..."

"...Yeah." I just smile.

"Hmh..." Chima stretches, looking around the room for a moment, then... notices something I completely forgot about. "...Have you been crying?"

I-. She noticed, huh. I look away, sighing.

"I-I didn't mean it in a bad way!" She quickly goes to defending herself. "I think it's cute, actually!"

Wha-. Excuse you...? "Cute?"

"Yes, it is." She puts on that smile she had before. The sugar waffle smile. It's soft and easy on the eyes. "Your face looks better when it's wet."

...

It takes her a moment to register what she just said. "I-In the right way, I mean."

"Nah, we knew exactly what she meant." Raiju does this weird mixture between snorting and laughing. I-. Don't have those thoughts. Not now. Not while I'm... in bed.

Back to Chima, though... "I get it." I chuckle at it, at least.

"Ah..." She looks relieved at least... but then she tilts her head, sitting up to look me in the eyes. This also frees my other arm from under her. "But... why were you crying? It's not really... like you to do so. You've been remarkably confident the entire time I've known you, but... even the toughest have their weak moments, right?"

What do I even say? I can't just say that I was talking to Okina and got emotional. Chima'd get weirded out that somebody watched us sleep...

...

I got it. "I was just... having a dilemma. I just thought about what I unintentionally left behind when I came to Gensokyo, and..." I trail off. Even if I'm lying about this, my... voice is trembling. I guess that might make it more believable, though...

"I understand. I had to abandon a lot of things I had grown accustomed to, back when I entered a critical state." Chima... understands. Right, of course she would, she's had to make regrettable sacrifices, too. "But we have each other, right?"

"...Yeah. We do. I reminded myself about that and moved on. It's behind me now." I nod, starting to feel my eyes water again...

"Daw." Ahem. "Yeah, yeah, I know, not the moment, but you know I literally just cannot shut the fuck up at any given moment."

...Please work on that. Before somebody gets hurt by you being an absolute moron.

"Hey, Rajime..." Chima leans closer, hugging my head into her chest. Ah... "It's alright. You're going to be fine."

I-... Yeah. She's right. I'll be... just fine at the end of the day. Perfectly fine, intact, and not a broken mess of emotions and sadness.

...

Those were literally the same two things. But still, someone'd probably get the point I was making.

...

"Can we just... stay like this for a while?" I ask. Hopefully we finish this before Kasa-chan wakes up.

"Of course." I feel her head on mine... She's soft. And warm. It's pretty cosy, actually...

 


 

So, um, we're... all up now. And properly dressed for the day ahead. I've literally changed none of my outfit. I'm also not wearing a fancy outfit for the banquet today, because no. The day somebody sees me in a suit and tie is the day I die. I absolutely refuse to wear normal pants too. Shorts work just fine, even if my legs're exposed.

Oh, and a reminder for when I last wore posh-looking clothes was, like, six years ago. I made a vow to never wear them ever again.

And while I could wear 'modern' clothes, just... no. I hate how they look. People these days have literally no fashion sense.

"This is why we need to legalise plague doctor outfits and make them mandatory." It's not that they're illegal, Raiju, it's just that they're not worn as much anymore, because plagues just don't exist in more developed countries. That and we aren't medieval goons anymore. "...But you'd like to wear a plague doctor uniform."

...Yeah, I would. I never got the chance to try one out, but the crow's beak is nifty. Or, uh, raven. Whatever bird it is.

"Blowing up Moriya Shrine would also be funny." There's... also whatever Shonin's talking about. 'Blowing up Moriya Shrine' is literally all I have heard from her so far this entire conversation all of us have been having.

...All of us as in me, Eiki, Tensai, Chima, Kasa-chan, Shonin, and surprisingly, Yuuma who came to join us. I have no idea where Silia and Medicine went, but apparently they're around. Eiki said something about Silia being in Liberty's... archives? I had no idea that this place had archives, I never saw anything like that on the map Tensai gave me, at least.

And apparently, Medicine joined her. Or so Eiki said, anyway.

Also, we ate, too. As it turns out, Hell has literally every culture here. Including food and drink. Because Hell. People here are from everywhere.

...I saw Greek stuff primarily, but there was Japanese, Chinese, and English-looking stuff, too.

Oh, they had sugar waffles, too, but beans as well.

...I think Tensai's scared of me for eating beans though. I don't know why he is, I like eating beans, they're nice.

Beans as in, uh, baked beans. English people, like me, eat the weirdest things to literally ever exist. Because we can. I mean, get a load of the food names we come up with. Beef wellington. Toad in the hole. Stuff like that.

Still, beans aside, I primarily just ate sugar waffles. Have you ever seen a person eat ten waffles in the span of a minute? I have the metabolism of a, uh, space rocket. It's fun if you have to eat something very fast.

But, uh, even with that, Yuuma ate way more than I did in that timespan. Personally, she scares me because I think she wasn't joking about being able to absorb anything. Literally where did that mountain of food she just had go. It like... disappeared into a black hole.

"...Taoties are weird." Raiju gives his opinion. True. Actually, yeah, I did come to learn what Yuuma actually was. A taotie. She didn't tell me that before, unlike Yachie who straight-up told me she was a jidiao.

...I've heard of their kind before anyway through some, uh, background research. Back when I still had, um, internet access at least. 

A jidiao is a dragon turtle from Chinese history. It's a... combination between two of the four celestial animals. Obviously, a dragon and a turtle. Still, they represent something along the lines of power, success, and support. Which I guess fits Yachie as a person. She obviously has some position of power and she seems really successful and supportive of those that can benefit her...

A taotie is also a creature from Chinese history, but it's one of the 'Four Perils'. It's not exactly stated what a taotie was supposed to look like, unlike a jidiao, but... I can use Yuuma as an example anyway. She's got goat horns, so they probably look like something similar to goats, if I had to guess. Taotie means, quite literally, 'ravenous hunger'. Which fits with what I've seen of Yuuma and how she acts. So, um, greed and gluttony, more or less, is what they represent.

...I really like folklore and mythology, by the way. It's a fun way to escape reality sometimes, just... making things up.

"...Need I add, the last time you had an idea like that regarding the Buddhists, it went horribly wrong for you very quickly, Jigoku. So, in short, stop trying to blow up religious structures for 'fun'." It also sounds like I tuned back in just in time for Eiki finish lecturing Shonin on blowing up religious structures for fun being a bad thing.

Shonin considers this for a moment, scratching her chin. "Okay, yeah, that's a hard maybe. They just got lucky that I wasn't with that taoist. Y'know, the one with a boat and penchant for arson. Speaks like a medieval noble." 

Oh, Futo. "...Kindly don't blow up a religious building." I decide to offer my own opinion on the matter after staying quiet and thinking to myself for a while, glancing over at the devil in question. "Because it's a bad thing."

"But you're-." Shonin narrows her eyes at me but very quickly shuts up, realising saying anything would be bad for her. "...Nevermind. Point taken."

"That and the Moriya'd probably want your head impaled on a gohei." Tensai also brings up a valid point. "Or, uh, a pillar."

"I've not had too many interactions with the Moriya, only their shrine maiden really, but they seem like very shady people to work with. Not my type of people, especially Yasaka, from what I've heard of her." Chima shakes her head. Huh.

"Yasaka, huh." That catches Yuuma's attention. "I might've fought her a while back. Few months ago, probably back in October last year."

She has? "...What happened in October to warrant that...?" I feel like I have a right to know...

"There was an incident." Eiki jumps in to explain near instantly before literally anybody else could. Everybody else, barring Yuuma, nods, apparently knowing what this incident was. Even Chima. "...Petroleum started flowing out from the underworld onto the surface. Originally, everybody thought it was black water, but it was petroleum. It began affecting anywhere you could find water in Gensokyo. I believe Toutetsu was responsible for this even happening."

"...Actually, it was, but it also kinda wasn't." Yuuma shakes her head. What...? "...It's a complicated situation honestly."

"...I actually caught wind you were supposed t'be managin' that Former Hell of Blood Pools place." Tensai raises a brow. "Yet you're here."

"Well, when people started coming down there for 'tours'..." Yuuma grins, showing her razor sharp teeth. "I did some investigating. I mean, I can exist in multiple places, too. That place is rife with greed. All the petroleum came from that place, after all."

"I'm just glad it's you and not me." Tensai groans, shaking his head a few times. "Even if I'm considered the big shot oni 'round here, even I don't want t'do a damn job like that."

"...It does seem like a tedious task, managing such a place." Eiki comments. "Still, people came down there for 'tours'?"

"Something like that anyway. Actual reason ain't important right now." Yuuma looks back down at a decently sized... assortment of food that she is still just devouring. I swear, she's a bottomless pit.

"Reminds me of a certain pink puffball honestly." Raiju comments on it. You're... not wrong with that comparison, actually. Absorbing anything possible is a common trait they have... "But does she have the su-."

Do not finish that sentence, or I'm calling Okina.

"...Noted." He sounds terrified. Good.

So, anyways... "And that led to you fighting people?" I ask the taotie, shifting my posture slightly.

"Yep." Yuuma nods, reluctantly stopping her feast to look at me. I could see her hesitancy to stop eating then. "Fought a bunch of people actually. Hakurei maiden, some dumbass blonde witch, a vampire, all sorts came down there really. There was also this human girl with a bow 'n arrow too. What's weird about that is she didn't do danmaku at all. And she only had one arrow that I couldn't get rid of."

"...A normal human girl." Tsukasa echoes. "By any chance was she named Ayatsuri?"

"...Think so." Yuuma raises a brow at the kuda-gitsune next, skeptical. "Why? You know her or somethin'?"

"I've met her a few times in the past." Tsukasa wryly grins. "...Mostly through Himemushi, but even still."

"Oh, Ayatsuri?" Chima stops too, raising her brows. "I remember her, actually. Isn't she still on Tarnished Hill?"

"Earthborn Row to be more specific, but yes, she is." Tsukasa nods in confirmation.

"She's with the Tarnished?" Shonin almost immediately speaks up on that, looking unusually interested. "Just-. A human, who is apparently really normal by Gensokyo standards, is with them?"

"...I said she was in Earthborn Row." Tsukasa stares at the devil dryly, but quickly regains her usual attitude. "That place is far more hospitable to humans than the Tarnished ever will be."

"...Auresh. I've heard of her." Yuuma speaks up again. "Never met her though. Never really had a need to either. Ain't she one of three sisters or something?"

"I believe so." Eiki thinks on it, the judge's eyes looking between me, Tensai, then Shonin. "The Tarnished Queen is a... particular person of interest to the Ministry. Namely because she can control the souls of crow tengu in particular by 'freeing' them from their chains. In truth, nobody who's mortal like Auresh is should be able to do such a thing, so she is breaking a rule."

"I don't think Auresh cares about breaking rules." I decide to offer my opinion. "I've had a run-in with her a while back. All she cares about is her territory and her people. That and she's blunt. Very blunt."

"So blunt her words could literally dent somebody's head?" Shonin-... What?

"...You honestly say the weirdest things sometimes." Tensai looks over at Shonin with a blank expression.

"You haven't seen me when it hits rush hour everywhere in Hell." The devil scratches her chin for a brief moment. I don't think I want to know what Shonin means by that... "Trust me, I can say weirder things."

"...She really can." Yuuma seems like she knows the extent of this.

"I'm sorry you have to put up with her." I sympathise with her, at least.

"I-. What's that supposed to mean?" Shonin jerks her head to me in a state of surprise. She didn't expect me to say that, huh.

"Maybe if she didn't do things without telling people, you wouldn't say that." Raiju mentions a very good point.

"You have dragged me into things without telling me what until they happen. Like that time after the flood incident." I shake my head, sighing. "I think I have a right to say something about that."

"Yeah, honestly Shonin, you're pretty much as annoying like about everybody else in hell is sometimes. Only reason I keep associating with you is because you're reliable at the end of the day." Yuuma agrees with me, nodding. "...That and Parano."

Actually, she mentioned a Parano before... "Who's Parano again?"

"Relative of hers. Lives with me. Next in line for the alliance." Shonin explains very briefly, her attitude... changing. A lot. Huh. "Were-taotie."

"Hmh." Tensai just folds his arms, acknowledging that's been said, but... not saying anything. Does he know something?

...

It goes weirdly quiet since nobody really has anything to, um... say. Yuuma's already gone back to shoving things into her mouth again. As she has been for the past, um... half an hour, I think?

...I still have a plate of sugar waffles in front of me. I should eat those. So, uh, I do. Quietly.

"...How many sugar waffles do you need." Tsukasa decides to ask me about that.

"There's no such thing as too many." I nod once, taking a bite out of one. If there's one thing Hell has, it's good, diverse food.

...Because Hell.

Tensai gives me a weird look for a moment, but then goes back to whatever he's doing.

"You've ate fifty in the past half an hour." Tsukasa shakes her head.

"...So?" I stop to raise a brow.

"She's meaning to say you have a problem." Thanks Eiki, for just putting that out there and not letting Tsukasa elaborate. Cool.

"To be fair, they are good." Yuuma stops to raise a finger, agreeing. I figured she would.

...Chima's just had this smile on her face since five minutes ago. She's not spoken all that much, but... she's there, watching. Smiling.

Shonin, surprisingly, does not seem to know what to make of any of this.

...Tensai looks between me and Yuuma. "Alright, Toutetsu isn't the only one that scares me anymore. You both scare me. The beans stuff was one thing, but this is... something else." He just looks at me. "You're telling me you ate beans on a regular basis before you got involved with anything here."

"Yeah." I nod once. "...Why?"

"Oni don't like beans. Like. At all." Shonin snorts. "I think it's soybeans specifically but, like, any bean works."

"Oh." I look down at my plate. "...Huh."

...Come to think of it, Silia said something about that before, didn't she? How'd I forget that?

"The more you know." If you sing the theme that comes with that, Raiju, I'll... I don't even know. "...Are you running out of obscure threats?"

Perhaps.

"Perhaps isn't a straight answer." I know it isn't. You will never know.

Well, let's just... finish eating. By eating this many sugar waffles I am making up for the days where I forgot to eat things. Because I can.

 


 

...I feel a lot better now, at least. I still feel kinda hungry though, despite the fact I ate well over a hundred waffles. Nobody can stop me. I'd say nobody could best me, but I'm not gonna lie, Yuuma definitely has me beat in that department. I lost count of how many dishes she ate. Don't get me wrong, the table we were all sat at wasn't massive, sure it was big enough for seven people, but that's it really.

Part of me feels like Yuuma ate some of the plates too. She should not have been able to fit that much food on a single table, especially taking into consideration how much space plates take up.

So, note to self, never challenge a taotie to an eating contest. They will absolutely hand your rear to you if they don't eat it first.

"...That is weirdly specific for you to say." Raiju, shush, these are my inner thoughts. I can say what I want without judgement and I don't need you changing that. Please? "...Okay, yeah, fair enough. I mean, you're not swearing, whilst I say 'fuck' whenever I can. Not as much as Trish, but... y'know."

...Thank you for understanding, at least.

Anyways, right now, I'm alone in my... throne room, checking through my phone. And Harmony. It's getting to be a routine thing now despite only using it for two days.

"Ah yes, the blatant not a copyright app." Can you be quiet for five minutes. God.

...Aside from this, though, Chima said she wanted to have a look around Liberty for herself. Shonin offered to be a tour guide but that got quickly turned down when it turns out Tensai is way better at it. That and I trust him more than Shonin. No offense meant to Shonin with that, by the way.

Tsukasa went somewhere with Yuuma. Said something about a meeting. Eiki said she was going to go make sure nobody was bothering Silia or Medicine.

...So that leaves me alone with my thoughts, Raiju, and my cellular device.

No messages, by the way. I have been bored for the past ten minutes with nothing to do.

...

Well-. Bored is the wrong word. It's actually pretty relaxing having nobody pester me every minute of my life, even if that sounds... cruel to say.

I just... like a bit of peace and quiet, here and there. Calm.

...Even if I'm literally in Hell.

Nothing to do is good. It means I'm not busy and I get a chance to just chill out. Throne's super comfy, too. Shonin spared no expense. Which, uh, is both a good and bad thing. She really wants me in this position, huh.

"You think you can get away with Fish Jenga here?" Raiju decides to ask a completely random and stupid question. What the hell is Fish Jenga. "Something I literally came up with just now. It's Jenga. But with fish instead of wooden blocks."

...That sounds illegal.

"It isn't! But it should be." Why do you sound smug about that.

...

Okay, don't answer then, keep your secrets.

...

I don't like how quiet it is in here though. How good's the soundproofing, anyway...?

"Ah!" I decide to shout to test it.

...

No reverberation whatsoever. Nobody came running in to see if I was alright either.

Not sure if that's a good or a bad thing.

"It can be both." Fair point.

...

Another refresh of Harmony. Nothing.

...

Still nothing.

...

I figured I'd actually like the quiet, but... now I'm starting to not like it.

Actually, I have work tomorrow at the den, I just remembered... Might be a good thing, having that as a way of socialising alongside making money through... card games.

...I could also ask Yoko if she knows anything about Yachie whilst I'm at it.

Pipi~!

Oh! There's Harmony! Finally, something to do in a relaxed manner.

...I could send messages to people but I like to be messaged first. Force of habit.

I take a look at who it's from...

'Sweepstakes'. I wonder who that could be.

Sweepstakes: "Hey there, uh... honestly, I'm pretty torn between callin' you 'brother' and 'hero'. Well y'know who I am, right? We met at the den, you were with that centipede princess and that meek dragon? Yeah, it's me, the Dredgen. Look, I ah... I was given this device by... someone? They just left me this thing in a damn package and a note saying 'good luck'. Didn't even bloody tell me how to use it, the bastard."

...It's the Dredgen. Of course it is, they were planning on that Sweepstakes business...

Sweepstakes: "Still, heh, I know my tech. I ain't a moron. But that ain't why I'm contactin' ya. I can see you're reading this, too."

...They can?

Rajime: "How?"

Sweepstakes: "There's a thing next to my message saying read. Good to see you actually remember me though. Alright brother, lemme get to the point. Thanks to the help of that centipede after you ah... borrowed her for that flood nonsense, I got all my stuff set up. Sweepstakes is ready is what I'm tryin' to say. Of course, it ain't open just yet, but it's ready. I can give you more details if you want."

Rajime: "You actually got the game set up? How does it even work?"

Sweepstakes: "I probably told ya that Sweepstakes serves multiple purposes. Somewhere to let loose your chaotic tendencies, potential, all that stuff. But it's also a place you can score some sweet loot if you work hard enough. Materials, weapons, that type of stuff, yeah?"

"I like this idea." Of course you would, Raiju.

Sweepstakes: "Now, as for how it works... Well the system I use is ah... complicated. That and you need a crew! That part's important. So, my idea is, if you wanna freelance on your own, you can, but Sweepstakes works better if you form a group to do it with. I've got my own plan with this game too, eh? Nothin' bad, just a favour I owed someone."

Rajime: "...What makes the system complicated?"

Sweepstakes: "See, I gotta do Sweepstakes in slots to avoid... complications. I got a sheet here with four spaces for four people respectively. One person signs each and when there's four people who've signed the sheet, I'll get 'em over here to my base of operations. Huh. Feels funny saying that."

Sweepstakes: "...Of course, that brings up complications. That's why I say it's better to form a group of four before actually taking part. Just to ensure it's balanced and someone isn't doing two jobs at once in a group of three, or worse. You get what I mean, right?"

Rajime: "I see how that could be... complicated."

Sweepstakes: "Heh, thought you would. The premise of Sweepstakes itself is that it's more of a task that tests three things. Fighting abilities, technique, and memory."

Rajime: "...There's fighting involved?"

Sweepstakes: "Yessir, there's fightin'. You ain't gonna be fightin' real people for this loot, as funny as that'd be to watch, though. Instead you're gonna face ah... inverted versions of people, hell, you might even face an opposite of yourself. These folk I call 'Negatives'. They're the opposite of the person you know for real. So, uh, for example, say that... meek dragon pal of yours? Her Negative'd be a lot less meek. Confident. But also more aggressive, given how friendly she seems. Nice girl though."

...That's an... interesting concept. Negatives...?

"Ooh. Me likey. Me likey indeed." Raiju is... Raiju. I'm running out of things to say.

Rajime: "So basically polar opposites of our real selves? If you don't mind me asking, where exactly does this take place then?"

Sweepstakes: "Glad you asked. It's a place called Hantaisoku. Only way to get there, far as I'm aware, is through my setup. Hantaisoku, obviously, meanin' 'opposite side'. It's what I call that place at least, so it's probably for the better everybody else does too, eh? Heh."

Rajime: "Okay... I'll see about doing a session of it later. Whenever it actually opens."

Sweepstakes: "Because today's that banquet, right? Yeah, I'm attendin' that too. An invite found its way into my hands, not that it's hard t'find one, heheh. I heard your boss was gonna be there, too, heard somethin' about the den temporarily bein' open there. Not sure if uh... if y'boss wants you to help out or not though."

Sannyo's gonna be there...? Huh... Maybe she'll message me. Or-. Actually, I could message her, come to think of it. I have a reason to, plus she's in my contacts.

Sweepstakes: "Now, ah, if that's all... I'll leave y'to whatever you were doin', brother. Heheh."

Hmm... Actually.

Rajime: "Wait. Who are you, really?"

Sweepstakes: "Sorry. Private info. For me to know and for nobody to find out..."

...They trailed off...? I can see them typing, but it's taking-.

Sweepstakes: "Actually, tell you what. I can probably trust you with this info, so, uh... Go meet a trusted acquaintance of mine at the banquet. Her name's Renegain Ishtar. She can fill you in."

Rajime: "Renegain Ishtar? I have... no idea who that is."

Sweepstakes: "Trust me, you'll know her when you see her. I've already sent word to her to expect you looking for her. She should make herself pretty damn obvious, so you'll know."

"O~h. Ominous contacts! That's always fun." For you, maybe. I like to know what I'm getting into. "Hey, live a little, mate. We're in a land of actual freedom where we can do what we want with, like, no restraint at all. Or barely any, maybe."

...I guess so.

The Dredgen's also gone offline, so sending them anymore messages seems... well, useless.

...

"Well, that was weird." I back out of the chat, then navigate to the one I have with Sannyo. It's, uh, not really been touched since we last spoke. "Now then..."

"...What're you doing there, Rajime?" Somebody speaks up, making me stop for a brief moment. 

"Ah-. Oh, uh-." I look up and see Silia. "You got what you wanted from those archives...?"

"More or less. Most of the information there was things I already knew." Silia sighs, shaking her head. "...It's weird. It's like I've been to Hell before, yet I never specifically recall any time I've been here..."

...Huh? "That is weird." Then again. "I get the same feeling sometimes, though. When somebody mentions someone or... something." Like when Curo brought up Chang'e. That was weird. 

"Do you now?" She seems intrigued by that, but walks over, standing up straight whilst I'm sat on the throne. "Still, you didn't answer my question. What exactly are you doing?"

"Passing the time before the banquet. Because I'm, uh, actually kind of bored." I look down at my phone, then back up at her, switching it off and pocketing it. I can always ask Sannyo later, I guess.

"...On that brick device? That thing looked... kappa-made." Silia tilts her head to the side, seemingly curious about my phone.

"Actually, it was originally human-made." I bring up. "...I came from outside of Gensokyo. Things like that are as common as dirt."

"Really?" She brings a hand to her mouth, visibly processing this information. "It sounds like a marvel if humans outside can advance that much without youkai... It makes me wonder what Gensokyo would be like if such progression was allowed for the humans here..."

"Well, technology both, uh, uplifted and ruined us." I close my eyes. "...Being able to access absolutely anything at any given moment, anything you can think of too, makes us lax."

"I... suppose it would." Silia hums, bobbing left and right in thought. "Is there no balance? No middle ground...?"

"No." There is literally nothing like that. Either you have technology, or you don't. "...It doesn't help it's addictive."

"You say that, yet you use... one of those devices." Silia points out. 

"I'm not the only one with something like this in Gensokyo though." I shake my head in denial. "There are others, but I don't think they have any idea how one's made. Which, personally, is a good thing, which means they can't be mass produced. My thing's the original though, I... I'm pretty sure."

"It is?" Silia raises a brow in intrigue. 

"Yep." I fold my arms, leaning back into the throne. "It got upgraded by the kappa though. Battery life on it seems infinite and it's faster than it was before."

"...I-. I see." Pushing her glasses up so they shine in... a light of the throne room, Silia looks to a nearby window. "Technology is both a blessing and a curse is what you're saying."

"It is to those that've come to rely on it." Slowly, I cross my legs whilst sitting, shaking my head. 

"She seems to get it though! Kudos to ye olde rambling yandere four-eyes gremlin youkai for having a good head." Raiju, never call her that ever again in such a non-chalant tone ever again, please and thank you.

"Hmm." Silia... actually takes her glasses off, then looks back at me with her visibly glowing silver eyes. "...Rajime?"

"...Yeah?" I perk up slightly. Come to think of it, I don't think I've actually seen the colour of Silia's eyes yet, at all... 

"Is... it alright if I confide in y-you about something?" She bites her lip, looking down awkwardly.

Uh...? "...Sure...? Go ahead." I have no idea what she wants to tell me...

"My brother in, uh, market gods, this is most likely going to be a love confession." Raiju, shush. Now. "I-. Yeah, really not the time, actually. I will now shut."

...Thank you.

Fortunately, Silia didn't tell me what it was whilst I told Raiju to be quiet. Instead, she took a deep breath first and gathered herself, then... exhales.

"I'm not exactly a... youkai. Not in the traditional sense, but..." Silia places a hand to her mouth. "...I mean that as in I'm... off. I feel like I'm both human and youkai at the same time, yet not a half-youkai like most others... I'm a youkai with human emotions, with human needs, but I have the intelligence and prowess of a youkai."

Oh. Raiju was completely wrong. It was something else entirely. "...You feel like you're both a human and a youkai...?"

"Yes, but everything just feels... wrong. I feel like I should recognise things at first glance, but I... never can." Silia frowns, turning her back to me. "The last fifteen years, I've... spent most of my life trying to find out what I am. I came to a... few conclusions. A few I can't share with anyone, even the sages or the Hakurei, I think. Forbidden knowledge, so to speak."

Forbidden knowledge...? "Yet you're here confiding in me if this really is forbidden knowledge."

"O-Oh, um, this part isn't. A-A select few already know. Atri, Keine, Mokou, u-um... Kosuzu, too. Nobody else though. Well-. You too now, I-I guess. So, um, only five people r-really know about what I really act like, b-beneath the surface." Silia takes a deep breath again, trying to figure out her next words carefully. I can see her considering what she says very carefully, before she ultimately comes to a decision. "...But there's one thing I've never told them, e-either. It's what I actually identify as species-wise. Only I know that answer, but... I'm willing to pass this to you. But promise me you w-won't tell anyone. Please. I want this to... be kept secret."

"I promise. Anything you say here won't leave this room." I nod my head.

"I'm..." Silia's face hardens. "I'm a Lunaris. Not a Lunarian, but... a Lunaris. A sentient moon that's taken a human shape."

...

"Hi! What the fuck did I just hear!" Raiju doesn't know what to make of this. I... don't either. Silia's a sentient moon? In... human form?

"You're... a moon." I blink, half-expecting her to say she's joking, but... she doesn't. She's serious. Dead serious.

...It's... pretty unnerving to see her looking so serious, come to think of it.

"I am." She quickly gains back whatever cool she had and breathes out. "I... feel like I've just gotten something massive off of my chest. I don't know what moon I am specifically, or how I came to be, but... I know I am a moon at heart. A light moon at that. A very, very bright one that reflects a lot of light. Hence, um, that mirror spell when that one guy tried attacking you before, in the village, before we met up with Shion, as well as my abilities which you know already..."

Ah... That's fitting, actually. "If it helps you feel better, then I don't mind keeping this between us." 

"Thank you." She smiles appreciatively. "You really are a nice guy at the end of the day, even if you're the honorary King of Hell at this point."

"Yeah, he is." Suddenly, Shonin. "Hey, bing bong, it's me, your friendly neighborhood devil back at it again."

"Wh-." Silia's hackles raise as she starts flaring with light violently. I-. Oh, holy hell she's a walking flashbang-. "How much did you hear?!"

"WHOA, whoa, whoa hey hey hey, lady, calm your freakin' tits!" Shonin raises a hand, summoning her spear. "All I heard was you calling him a nice guy and that he was the honorary King of Hell!"

Slowly, she starts dimming. She is still ridiculously bright, though. How much light is she reflecting...?! 

"Dude, she's like that one image of the guy sitting at the booth whilst fully illuminated! Y'know, that-." Raiju, shut the actual-. "Oh-. Yeah, bad time...!"

...Good. Thank you, I... don't want to use that.

"Yeah, I know, I uh... sorry. I'm just trying to ease the situation with humor. I now know that I suck at it." Raiju gets it, at least, and apologises. "I mean, if somebody actually gets you to say 'fuck' one day, then they're absolutely screwed."

...I know.

"Good." Silia squints at Shonin and goes back to her normal self, putting her glasses back on.

"My eyes hurt, by the way." I decide to bring that up, because Silia just blinded me. Probably on accident, but still.

"Ah-. Sorry!" She quickly apologises, jerking her head to me. "I just got... carried away."

"I'll say, hot damn!" Shonin begins laughing. "What are you, a walking strobe light?"

How the hell does she know what a-... Actually, she's Satan. She knows everything. Why do I even ask that?

"...A what?" Silia seems very confused, her brightness dissipating completely. I... can't blame her. They probably don't have those in Gensokyo, I bet.

"Ah, forget about it." Shonin shakes her head dismissively to focus on me. "I uh... decided to pop in. Kinda apologise, trust me that isn't something I usually do, I know, but Eiki 'politely persuaded' me to do it. I mean, I did rope you into stuff you had no control over. So, ah... what I'm meanin' to say is my bad."

...Even if it sucks, it's still an apology. "It's fine. Just... warn me in advance of things like that."

"Things such as...?" The lunaris quickly puts her glasses back on, regaining her calm yet meek-looking attitude. 

"Dragging me down to a layer of Hell to meet a creator goddess." Actually, on the note of Keiki, I should really use Toeiji more. Get a feel for it. I've not used it at all outside of some rough tests before.

"Yeah, that." The devil chuckles.

...Silia has a blank expression. She doesn't really know what to do with that...

"Also on the note of, uh, kings." Shonin raises a finger, turning to me. Her body seems... darker than usual. Her face is more obscured in shadows than it already is. All I see is her black pupils and her smile. That ominous smile she always has, anyway. "You're like... the general king of Hell. Like, it's overall ruler. Every other layer has its own ruler if, uh, somebody's up for the task. Like, we have fucking King Minos in Lust. Ever read Dante's Inferno? Yeah, that guy actually went to Hell. I decided it was funny to let him and his, uh, guide wander around."

Wait, Dante's Inferno? That's actually real? Huh. 

"Thy end is now." Also, Raiju, I'm pretty sure Shonin's referring to the actual one. Not that rendition. "Judgement."

...

I'm just going to let you be at this point. I'll find a way to drown out your random babbling one day...

Still, that's an intriguing topic. "There's other kings and queens, but I'm above them?"

"Yep. Yessir. Absolutely." Shonin nods a few times as Silia just... tilts her head, clueless.

"Personally, I believe Hell has too many rulers for its own good. Too many people in power results in decisions being split. Anarchy forms." Suddenly, Tyra walks in, opening the doors effortlessly. I-. Right, she was in Hell. She's still here...? "Good day, by the way."

"Hey Tyra." I greet her, waving the space princess over. "Stuck around during the night, huh?"

"...I figured I may as well. Seeing Hell's culture, right now, is at the forefront of my mind." The astralian walks forward into the room with a less ominous, more genuine smile than what Shonin has. Which is a good thing. Tyra's honest, even if she seems... strange. Even by Gensokyo standards. Her very purple skin also ripples in the light of the torches and, uh, lightbulbs.

...I'm still absolutely amazed they have functioning lightbulbs in Hell. How do they power them.

"...I... take it you two know each other...?" Silia stares at Tyra, trailing off with a very, very lost expression. Oh, right, she's probably really confused, huh. That and she and Tyra've never met before.

"Princess Tyra Gunait, representative of the Astralian people." Tyra respectfully bows. I notice she doesn't actually have her trident with her, this time... Or, uh, Nightmare Spiker and Masamune. I still can't get over the sword in the trident thing. "Me and Rajime have an... arrangement, if you will."

"The Astralians?" Silia stops and looks at Tyra with a glimpse of... recognition. "Oh! I-I've actually heard of your kind, but seeing one of you is... wow, it's just something else."

"That's because we rarely venture from the space surrounding Earth, and even then, we burn up in the atmosphere. Except for me. I can resist such things for extended periods." Tyra sighs, but then smiles again. "...But I am glad that some people are aware of my kin for once. I am glad."

"Yeah, uh, she had business with my boss earlier." Shonin also decides to elaborate, looking directly at Tyra. "Hell was that about again? Something about tightening connections between your mom and Hecatia?"

"My mother's name is Aquamine and you would do well to remember that, Jigoku." Tyra glares, briefly summoning her trident, before quickly calming down, realising this isn't the right place or time to fight her. "...But, yes, it was exactly that. Needless to say, the Astralians have a foothold in Hell now through me, at the very least, which is a pleasing thought. It is a bit too hot for my liking, but alas, Hell must be a hot place if it is to be a paradise for sinners and disgraced."

"Depends on who and what you were when you died, really." Shonin just... shrugs at that. She also didn't seem threatened by Tyra pulling out Nightmare Spiker at all. I mean, she does have that spear... "Lot of people view humans as a resource. Those guys? Absolute idiots. I mean, there's a human above them right in this room."

"...Yes. I've met the Kiketsu head and Keiga head earlier. Humans aren't... held in too high of a regard here. Not usually, it seems, I mean." Tyra shakes her head.

"The Kiketsu head'd be Yachie. I had a... meeting with her last night." I shake my head. At least I have her support... even if I can't get a good read on her.

...Actually, that can apply to Okina too, come to think of it. Yuuma's easier to read, because she's just blunt. Shonin's also very blunt yet very tricky. Akane is a absolute enigma most of the time, even if I know a lot of things about her. Misumaru is Misumaru. She knew my ancestors. And then there's Keiki.

...

I don't know what to say about Keiki. She seems friendly enough.

Junko's along the lines of a mom, Tsukasa is a gremlin in the positive way for a lack of better words, Aya is... eh.

...

Maybe I am making too many deals with people.

"Perhaps." Raiju also kind of agrees with that sentiment. "I say keep your friends close, enemies closer. Or, uh, a lot of people say that."

Good point... but that's not right for me. Why have enemies when you can have as many allies as possible?

"...Rajime, are you listening?" Tyra catches my attention from my internal debate. Is-. Is that the first time I haven't just swung right back into a conversation at all...? Huh. That's new.

"Uh, sorry, I... spaced out." I shake my head, dismissing my thoughts. "What were you saying?"

"I was saying how I would an unfortunate run-in with the Kicchou head and how much her words just continued to irritate me." Tyra shakes her head, scowling. "She's crafty, but I can see through her words. As a princess, I have a particularly strong will, and even then I don't abide by the rules of physics and mortality for the most part, so it's not easy to manipulate somebody like myself, and-."

"Basically she was ranting about how annoying Kicchou is." Shonin snorts, cutting in whilst dumbing it down for me. Oh. Okay.

"...She does know an awful lot." I shrug. "But she's helping me, at least."

"A sign she's manipulating you." Tyra scoffs, still scowling. "I'd cut all ties with her as soon as possible."

"That's my call to make." I take a deep breath, then fold my arms. "...I'll be cautious though. She knows not to take me lightly."

"That and I can figure out if she's doing something she shouldn't to try and usurp power." Shonin also decides to bring up that she exists. "She cannot beat me, freakin' Satan, in combat. Or even at words. I'm all powerful. Like-. I'm even omnipresent! Omnipotent! Omni-everything, my guy!"

"...So it would seem." Tyra calms down a little, lightening up at Shonin's tone. "I'm imagining it would be hard to get past one as resilient as yourself."

"Trust me, it's pretty much impossible. I control Hell when Hecatia's not around. I have all the demons and devils at my disposal, I'm all freakin' powerful-" She points a hand at a window. "-see all that, out there? My hard work. Ministry deals with me most of the time because Hecatia is a really busy woman. God. Goddess. Uh-." 

Nice fumble for words, Shonin. "...I get it, you can do things."

"...Yeah, that!" The devil nods rapidly, laughing heartily. "I can think things, then I can make them happen! Not that I abuse it. All's fair in Hell."

"...Can... you seriously do anything, as long as it's in Hell?" Silia tilts her head.

"I mean, duh, obviously. Hell's my domain." Shonin snorts, but her face goes very serious... which is a weird look for her, of all people. "If anybody screws with me, I just torment their soul until they get absolutely exhausted. I never kill them though. There's a rule that you can't kill someone who's already dead in all forms of the afterlife. Hell, Heaven, uh... the Netherworld, too. Don't kill a soul. Just, uh, incapacitate it. It's taboo to actually kill the dead."

"...Where do they even go if they die a second time?" I decide to ask a morbid yet good question.

"Uh-. Nobody actually knows. Not even I do!" Shonin starts floating back and forth, thinking very hard. "It's a damn mystery and I hate mysteries. Only thing I do know is the person that does die twice never shows up ever again. It's like they just disappear from existence. It's freaky."

"Huh. Final deaths are real after all then." Raiju sounds... pretty disturbed by this info. It is pretty... unnerving, actually, to think about. A dark topic, too. Where do they go? An endless void? Do they cease to exist? Is there a realm specifically tailored to people who've died twice...?

...

It's very disturbing to think about.

But... let's not think about that right now. "Tyra, you said something about a Keiga head before, right?" Something about meeting them...?

"That'd be Saki Kurokoma." Shonin gives me an actual name at least. "She's, uh, a bit of a horse's ass. Literally. She's a pegasus. Or kurokoma if you want to be a nerd. Still a pegasus. Reminds me of this one guy I met in the past, he had a pegasus and he was kickass."

"What actually are you." Silia stares at him blankly.

"I'm the devil." That's helpful, Shonin. "Or, uh, specifically, I'm a satyr." She shrugs. That's... better, kind of? "We're goat people! Like Toutetsu. But we, uh, don't eat everything possible. We're mad party people though. Except me, because I take my job seriously. Then again, we were the pets of a god of insanity. Dionysus. Comes from the same roots Hecatia does, funnily enough."

Dionysus, huh. I have heard a bit about Dionysus. He's a Greek god. Like Hecate - or Hecatia as she wants to be known as I should say - is.

Hmm. "How'd you go from that to being Satan?"

"Very carefully." Shonin snorts. Okay, that's a perfect answer, thank you, I should have expected that yet I did not. "You won't believe how easy it is to ascend the ladder of command in Hell once you start throwing soybeans at any oni who have issues with you."

"...Mm." Tyra hums, folding her arms, then looks at Silia. "I don't recall you introducing yourself to me either, little lady."

"I'm sorry, d-did you just call me 'little lady'?" Silia takes offense to that. "I'm a youkai, I'll have you know. I'm Silia Arkhana, I-I'm from the Human Village in Gensokyo or, um, the main one, at least."

Wait, main one? "I always thought there was just the one." Namely because I've only seen one, but still.

"No, u-um, there's actually... multiple. But they're lesser, less focused on, and less important. They're scattered h-here and there... The primary village - the one I live in - is right in the heart of Gensokyo." Silia smiles with a simple head shake. Ah. "...They're more of a means t-to spread out the general human populace, those that aren't important anyway, or so I t-think. Nobody would tell me the real reason."

"...Intriguing." Tyra ponders on this, namely because she's an alien. Kind of like how Silia's a literal moon in human-like form, whilst Tyra's a star princess. Literally. "But in any case, it's a pleasure to meet you, little one."

And she called Silia 'little one' anyway. Of course, that's focused on almost immediately by the short, strange moon girl. "Please stop calling me little. I'm fifteen in terms of human years, but my mental age spans to around a thousand years, if not a thousand and five hundred." Silia pushes her glasses up in annoyance, pouting.

"Yet, I'm a thousand and five hundred years old in earth years. Checkmate, little one, I still hold the right to call you that." Tyra just smiles neutrally. She's that old? Huh. I thought she was... younger.

"Why would you think that. Freaking aliens have different aging rates to humans." Raiju inquires, sounding pretty damn confused.

...I say that because Tyra looks like she's twenty. She's unnaturally youthful, but then again, she's just... stardust at the end of the day.

"Stardust that can apparently have a symbiotic and intimate relationship with humans." That's also a fair point, Tyra did tell me about how her people... come to be. Especially her. If I had to guess, her human parent was a man, since those work best for female Astralians... or so Tyra claims, at least.

...Maybe I should inquire about getting to visit the queen one day. Hmm.

Meanwhile, Shonin just seems absolutely amused by the situation at hand, grinning ear to ear like she usually does. That figures.

"You treat Rajime like an adult, yet physically, he's only three years older than I am." Silia brings up a very good point, actually.

"Now, that's because he is a respected opponent in combat and a friend to me, my mother, and my subjects and kin alike." Tyra elaborates, smoothly trailing her head to look over to me. "...He is also unique."

Unique. "And you mean that as in...?"

"You beat myself and Rujo without hardly breaking a sweat, or whatever you humans would usually say." Tyra chuckles, looking into the palm of her hand, before gripping it. "That alone is impressive against one as skilled in combat as myself, but also against somebody who can make you drown without being in water."

"...Excuse you?" Silia seems baffled by the concept of that. I can't... really blame such a thing either. That is a weird concept to think about.

"Rujo's a nix that can manipulate water. Including water that's inside your body. He can do that.... Somehow." I shake my head, sighing.

Seriously, poor Chima. Momoyo probably liked the feeling, Aya deserved it for her comments probably, and Satono and Mai were... I don't know how bad they got it, really. Not sure if Rujo would've meant to roughen up Nero either. Given how they're... son and father, and all that. That and Mizu was there, who wanted Rujo and Nero to patch things up with each other.

...Still, I feel bad for Chima. I shouldn't have dragged her out for that, but then again, I wanted people there I could trust, I guess. She was exactly that.

Also-. "That was Raiju, actually. Not me."

"Damn right!" Raiju loudly hollers. Shush! You're going to hurt my mental capacity! "...The fuck does that mean?!"

It's like my eardrums, but inside of my head. My... mind. Whatever. I-. It's weird to say.

"...Ah, right." Still, Tyra brings a hand to her chin. "My mistake, but you did hold your own fairly well before that."

"...Raiju? As in... the beast of thunder?" Silia looks extremely confused now. Does... she not know who Raiju is?

Come to think of it, I don't think I ever actually elaborated after Raiju headbutted that random guy from before. My head still hurts, too, but it's more aches now. Before, it was numb. 

Let's just briefly elaborate. "It was that other side of me you saw when that one guy insisted that a public space belonged to him. You know, the guy I headbutted."

"Ah." Surprisingly, she understands immediately. Huh. She's... not really one to question things if they're dumbed down enough, it seems... "I knew something was off."

"He's actually scared of thunder as I've come to learn." Tyra removes her hand from her chin, smiling. Why. What compelled you to comment on that.

"I mean, I knew that for the while. It was in the Ministry's vague reports and, uh, files." Shonin folds her arms. "As crappy as they are sometimes."

"Vague reports and files?" I raise a brow. "...Are they that bad?"

"Yes. Definitely. The Ministry, or Eiki's coworkers, has information on, uh, anybody that's organic and has a soul. Machines do not count, apparently, despite the fact Lubrae's Altercators were sentient as fuck."

...Lubrae. It's been a while since I've heard that name. "Lubrae had robots? Altercators?"

"Machine people, far as I remember. Made by her for literally any and all purposes. I think there's still some in Hell, but Lubrae removed any traces of where she went from their memories. She really didn't want to be followed, wherever she actually, uh, went to." Shonin explains, but seems pretty... confused. "I don't get why she'd do that. She can trust the people of Hell, like, at all times. But, uh, enough about that."

"Lubrae Hieropha..." Silia wonders on it for a moment. "She... was the previous ruler of Hell, yes...?"

"Yeah, she was." I think on it. "I heard she was the one calling the shots before Hecatia took over. She disappeared... I don't remember how along ago if I was ever told. Shonin?"

"Three hundred years ago. Uh, pretty much almost exactly, at that." Shonin shrugs. "Hecatia didn't give the order to start looking for her until a hundred years back though. She completely forgot and Hell was bustling."

"This Lubrae sounds important." Tyra considers that much. Yeah, she uh, she really does sound like it. She taught Hecatia. And Junko, according to, well, Junko herself. And she had four disciples, one being Aikido, another being Soldura, and two others I have no idea about. That and she could discern the history of literally anything.

"She really was. I mean, she taught me how to devil." Shonin also decides to mention that Lubrae taught her as well. That's seven now.

"It's a shame she disappeared." Silia sounds pretty invested in the topic of Lubrae. And intrigued. "She sounds like someone who was an endless wellspring of knowledge, f-from what I've read on her in Liberty's archives..."

Hmm. As they start discussing Lubrae, I think to myself. Maybe...

...

I have an idea.

"Oo~h. This has to do with the funny ghost woman causing anarchy, isn't it?" It's not 'funny ghost woman', Raiju, it's 'Mizuchi'. Even if that horrendous description is true. "Yeah, yeah, I know. But still, this has to do with what Okina told us too, innit?"

...Yes. Now then, before that discussion can go any further, I decide to change the topic. "I was preparing for a banquet that's happening relatively soon, too."

"Oh, yes, Auresh-san's..." Silia nods. She knows Auresh? How? "I'd heard about that, s-she even invited me personally..."

Personally, huh. "Convenient." I nod right back, then raise a finger. "But I've been talking with somebody else. Planning."

"...Planning?" Tyra's attention has successfully been caught. Shonin's has, too, even if she isn't speaking up about that. "What for, exactly? If this is to be a regular banquet, then nothing should happen, simply put."

"Lady, this is Boryoku no Auresh, the Tarnished Queen, you're freakin' talking about here. She is literally everything except normal." Shonin cuts in. Clearly her way of showing that the topic has her interested. "If she's throwing a banquet, you can bet your uh, damn keister shit goes down there, dude."

"My name is Tyra, not 'dude'." Tyra reminds Shonin with an impatient glare, but shrugs it off for now.

"Yeah, right." Shonin dismissively waves her words off, clearly not caring about the inherent warning Tyra's tone had, then turns her attention to me. "What's got you so invested?"

"Auresh invited me as a guest of honour." I reveal, looking at my hand, then adjust Kenko and Zoka. I keep forgetting I have these lilies on... "The entire banquet is for resolving that incident which you, Rujo, and Mizu caused, Tyra."

"That? Hmm." Tyra ponders on this. "This may be a good chance for me to indulge in earthling culture and get to know the locals, then..."

"Don't do that just yet." I decide to then stop that for now. "I've been talking with someone. Shonin, you know that Mizuchi woman who's causing trouble for the Ministry - and Tensai as well - right?"

"Oh. That ass." Shonin scowls. 

"Miyadeguchi?" Silia stops, raising a brow. "I've heard of h-her... She's possessed Mokou pretty recently."

She has? Damn. Trish probably wasn't happy to find that out, given how she's friends with Mokou. Probably why Mizuchi tried possessing her as well, but failed due to the inherent traits of Nagas not giving a damn about possession. Still. "I have reason to believe, or someone else did and I agreed with their thoughts more like, that she'll take a gamble and show her face." I ponder on it. "My intention's to figure out what she's up to, before somebody manages to get their hands on her."

"You serious?" Shonin stares at me as if I'm stupid. Does she know Mizuchi? "Lemme tell you one thing, kid. She's already cheated me once. I will not let that happen again, she's been causing enough problems for me already."

Cheated Shonin once already, huh? "You know her?" I ask, curious.

"I did. She sold her soul to me a long time back. I forgot what it was she wanted exactly, but I think it was being able to escape from any form of imprisonment. Hence her, uh, title of 'Jailbreak King', even though it should be 'Jailbreak Queen' if you ask me." Shonin seems very peeved. "Of course, I didn't think anything of that, but she used it as a loophole to get herself out of owing me anything, since apparently, the fucking cosmos decided that our deal was a form of imprisonment. I'm still pissed about that, too, so I want to fucking kill her even if it's taboo."

"...Sounds like you're dealing with quite the slippery foe, then, if she's able to outwit Satan." Tyra thinks about it, before visibly resolving herself. She seems... exceptionally confident. "Very well then. I will assist in whatever means you deem necessary."

Oh, great, that got her aboard. "I don't need you to do too much, Tyra. Just stick near me. I have no idea who she's even thinking about targeting should she actually show up." I tell her, then look over at Silia who's... pondering, one hand pushing her glasses up to flash them in the light of the torches.

...A look at her eyes tells me she's really lost in thought about something. She keeps muttering to herself, either giving a small shake or nod of her head after, as if she's... asking herself questions and then answering them.

"I understand wholeheartedly." Tyra stands up straight, adjusting her robes. "You can't possess one of my people though. Nobody can. We're above manipulation and metaphysical bindings such as souls and... well, possession. We're just bundles of stardust clumped together with human-like features we adapted off of primitive humans. We adapted these features as humans evolved, yet we retain our beauty and elegance in how we handle things."

"...To be fair, you did form that protective layer that one time." I give it some thought. Tyra really isn't human-like, she's more humanoid if anything. That and she's... an alien. So, um, yeah.

"Right." Shonin thinks about it. "...So what's the scoop, huh? I mean, I'm gonna stick around no matter what if she's gonna show her ugly mug. Auresh can't stop me, it's Lucifer and Ministry business."

Oh, right, Shonin did say she was Lucifer, didn't she? Actually-. Wouldn't that be me more than her now, considering I'll be the King of Hell at some point?

...I'm not denying becoming Hell's proxy ruler is an inevitability anymore, considering how much certain people are pushing that onto me. 

That's aside the point though, so I look at Shonin and smile. "I can get Auresh to let you in if the Tarnished won't. After all, she said I could bring guests with me if I so desired."

"Yeah, that'll work, s'cool with me." Shonin nods appreciatively.

"Mm." Tyra shakes her head. "Us Astralians don't tend to get invited to occasions such as this... though maybe that's because you can't send letters to outer space without it freezing and shattering."

Pfft. Yeah, that'd figure, huh. "It should be soon. I... think."

"It's in the evening, u-usually." Silia suddenly chimes in...? Then she goes awkward, pushing her glasses up. "U-Usually, though, but the Tarnished always were, u-um... good at setting up events on a short notice."

"Oh." I think on it. They're that organised? "Wouldn't hurt to get there early then."

"Nope. Not at freakin' all." Shonin scratches her chin. "I can get you there and back at least."

Hmm. "Bring Chimata, Eiki, Medicine, and Tsukasa, would you?" I kindly request of her. "If they want to come anyway."

I don't want to leave Medicine in Hell alone. Chima has a right to come with me on accounts of our relationship... Eiki would probably be interested in this, because of our talk about Auresh earlier, and Tsukasa is Tsukasa. Then again, Megumu and Dezain will be there, so it's an opportunity for her to 'catch up' with them, so to speak.

"Awfully considerate." Raiju, I literally just explained why I want them there. "True, true."

Still, it's really hard to get a solid read on what Tsukasa wants exactly. She's literally a mini-Akane. Guess her learning off of Akane wasn't a lie after all.

"Yeah, sure. You ready then?" Shonin nods as I get up, adjusting Kenko and Zoka on my ears, tightening my scarf, securing my bag and other assorted things, grabbing Aegis, and standing up straight. Like, uh... a normal person, I guess? As normal as the 'King of Hell in training' gets, I guess. 

"Yep." I turn to Silia, then Tyra. "If you two want to go there now, then come with me."

"I'll, um, hold off for the time being." Silia gently denies, shaking her head. "I still have some things to look up whilst I'm here... P-Particularly about Hieropha."

Lubrae, huh. "Sure, that's fine." I nod.

"I'll come with though." Tyra nods, seemng exceptionally pumped about this. At least somebody's excited.

"Okay then, uh, grab on." Shonin orders us. Come to think of it, I never had to grab her before, she could just teleport me without me touching her clothes or something.

...Still, I grab a hold of her robes, at least.

"I don't understand." Tyra furrows her brows as she places a hand on the devil's back. "How does me grabbing you have anything to do with transport?"

"See, it's this cool thing called 'teleporting'." Shonin snaps her fingers-.

Fwash!

 


 

Fwash!

And... we're here.

...

Huh.

I look around for a brief moment. The surroundings are like... rocky. I can see the sky, it's about midday right now. It's very natural-looking, too. There's grass, trees, even a river flowing down the hill itself. I get Auresh said this place was a hill, but still, it's more like a mountain village. It's honestly beautiful.

I spot a bunch of caves nearby, as well as traditional-looking buildings. Some look like small shrines and temples, funnily enough, whilst others seem like barracks for soldiers. It's a funny-looking place.

"Hmm." Tyra looks around, clearly in awe. "This is the natural beauty Gensokyo has to offer after all... It's... impressive, at least."

"That, simply put, is because I want the best." Suddenly, Auresh appears. Her piercing blue eyes stare straight into us. I honestly forgot her eyes were that bright. She also has wings now, unlike before. Massive, lustrious black wings. She didn't actually have those when I first met her, come to think of it. Huh... Her dress still has the same sword pattern, she still has those same three swords, and she still has those bull horn things.

...That miasma around her seems more intense than usual, too. Maybe because this is Auresh's home and there's more Tarnished like Chijo here, possibly. Her dress also seems... redder than before. Hmm.

"Hello, Auresh." I greet her. Might as well be courteous here.

"Ah, Rajime-san!" She seems ecstatic to see me, at the very least. "Such a joy you could make it today! Is this your friend then, I presume?"

...Friend? Wait, did Shonin-.

I look around discreetly and see that Shonin has just vanished somewhere. Oh. Damn it, Shonin.

...Still, I should reply. "Well, I have some other guests on the way if that's alright. About five." I fold my arms, then gesture to Tyra. "This is Tyra. She's a princess of the Astralian people."

"...The Astralian princess, hrm?" Auresh eyes the stardust princess with intrigue for a brief moment.

"It's a pleasure to meet another monarch such as yourself, Queen Auresh." Tyra bows, taking a knee very briefly, before standing up again and placing her arms behind her back.

"Auresh works just fine." The tengu laughs, but does take a note of Tyra's respectfulness. "It would do most others wise to have the respect for those in power that you do, however."

"So it would seem." Tyra looks around. I do, too. 

The moment I do, I see that most of the area we're in has been done up. There's tables and chairs everywhere, plus there's a bunch of people in similar fashion to Chijo running around. Mostly black and white. I think I saw Chijo running around too, organising them with expert coordination. 

...Some have bottles, others with plates, more with... other things. Most of it seems temporary, but they're very organised and varying, though.

"Those would be my Tarnished, by the way." Auresh clears her throat, hands behind her back. "They're among one of the most powerful and organised youkai in the entirety of Gensokyo, even if they aren't youkai in the traditional sense anymore. Even more than that rigid caste system all the other tengu use."

...Hmm. "I can see that." It sort of reminds me of the oni in Hell, honestly.

"Your subjects and servants, I presume?" Tyra looks onwards at them, clearly... trying to get an understanding of her environment. Being an alien does that.

"...I suppose. They also double as family." Auresh shakes her head. Family, huh. "All who live on and inside my hill consider each other loose family. We work towards a simple goal - unity by any means. Youkai, gods both lesser and greater, my Tarnished, gargoyles, even some humans. A lot of others consider us 'heretics' if you were to ask any other normal tengu, god, or human. Such sticks in the mud, they are."

"I'm not against that goal." I would honestly really like peace if it came down to it. 

"That's because you clearly haven't been involved with Gensokyo's system for a long time like I have." Auresh snorts, trailing her eyes to look at me. "...Tell me, if you were to spend a year or two here, knowing the locals and how they think and act more and more, Rajime-san... Would you still think that way?"

...Oddly deep question. "Yeah. Anybody who knows what I'm like would know that I hate fighting if I have to do so. Diplomacy and words are much more my thing, um... so to speak, anyway."

"Hrm. Shameimaru and Shinjitsu did tell me that much about you." The queen looks back at all of her underlings and... sighs. "I'm old. Very old. Old enough to see the ups and downs of everything. Some call me sagacious, others a lunatic."

"...How old exactly?" Tyra's curious, looking to the tengu with a glint of wonder. "I'm about a thousand and five hundred years old when it comes to years on the calendars here, so I haven't seen as much..."

"Much longer than that, Hokori-hime." Auresh looks back almost immediately after, her face hardening. "I've come to know many things in my time. Enough to know that the old ways are terrible. Some people don't understand that. Change can be startling to some at first and that can deter them from it. But even with that, there are some with strong enough willpower to realise that it's, in fact, a good thing."

Hokori-hime, huh. Doesn't that just mean 'dust princess'? Fitting, given Tyra's status.

"...This I am aware of." Tyra agrees, at least...? "My people haven't had an actual home for generations. No solid ground to live and breathe on."

"That must be terrible for your kind then, but a regular person would figure that wouldn't be a problem for people made of dust and minerals found in the skies above." Auresh raises a hand to clutch one of those miasmic bubbles, nearly popping it but carefully moves it in front of her. "...Pray tell, what is the issue with that?"

How did she not pop that bubble.

"When you are a who knows how old tengu queen, you know how to do shit, man." That's a fair point, I guess. Auresh does look freakishly powerful when you mention it, and she is a queen, so technique isn't out of the question for her to have... even if she'd probably cut anything into ribbons with her swords instead.

"My people cannot descend to Earth due to pollution in the atmosphere. We cannot ascend to the Moon due to the Lunarians." Tyra shakes her head. "In a sense, we are stuck in the middle."

"Ah, Lunarians." Auresh... scowls? Sounds like she's had a bad experience. "Truth be told, I hate them without end. They're bold and boast about their advancements over everything and everyone else. My kind are not like that. We share what we find with others, as long as it's not important enough or has lost enough value to be considered such."

"Mmm. They refuse to let my people settle on a more peaceful side on the Moon." Tyra's eyes lower. "...We've been at odds since then. A war, in a sense, even if it's glaringly one-sided. They've made attempts on myself and my mother. Not that it's worked, obviously, she and I are too clever to fall for such tricks."

"Wow. A war over something like that?" I suddenly cut in, scrunching my face up a little bit. "...It must be that bad then, huh...?"

"It is. But I rest easy knowing that I can kill about thirty without using my hands." Tyra ominously smiles. I-. What does that mean.

"Hrmh." Auresh finds that amusing. "I like your spirit, Hokori-hime. A mutual hatred of the pure heretics? This I can respect. What association do you have with Rajime-san?"

"We have a deal." Tyra clicks her tongue. If... she uh... even has an actual tongue. It's weird how she works, given how she's just space dust. "He is to help my people in any way possible. Act as an ambassador of sorts. In return, he has my support and loyalty should it come to it. We're both helping each other out."

"Like the saying 'scratch my back, I scratch yours'." The queen's eyes flicker for a brief moment, before raising a hand to her chin. "I understand such a thing." Then, she turns away, moving her hands behind her back as she starts moving for a big, imposing building. "Now then, why don't both of you come in? It awfully is cold out, isn't it?"

...It isn't cold in the slightest. I have no idea what Auresh is talking about. But then again. "Sure. Come on, Tyra."

"Hm?" Tyra looks over to see me following Auresh into that building. "...Ah, yes, of course."

We passed by a few more Tarnished on the way in. They seem pretty well looked after. Miasmic-looking and sickly, but well looked after.

"...How soft do you think Auresh's wings are?" Raiju, I swear you're the equivalent of intrusive thoughts. "I mean, yeah, I am."

...

Nevermind.

Once we're properly inside, though, Auresh guides us to this big, main room that overlooks the rest of the hill and beyond. It's, uh, a really big view, actually. I can see most of Gensokyo from here.

Inside the room is multiple people, too. Some I recognise, but a few I don't. I see Sathona and Aya almost immediately, but I spot Dezain awkwardly sitting beside Megumu, who's also here, trying to stay as far away from Sathona as humanly possible. Or, uh, as tengu as possible, I should probably say. Since, well, she's... a half-tengu.

...

God, words are hard, sometimes.

Anyways, I see that Hatate girl here too. Who, um, seems exceptionally bored.

...And that's about it for people I recognise. There's three people I don't recognise, one of which is sat next to Sathona and immediately sets off alarm bells in my head as dangerous. Despite that, she seems so... peaceful. And quiet. She has short, dark yellow hair, she has one of those little hat things on, and she's just... sat there. The thing is, she has bright blue eyes like Sathona and Auresh does, so she's definitely related to them.

If I had to guess, she's Ekibyo no Shivu. The same one Auresh mentioned in her message. Hmm. Clothes-wise, she's... dressed surprisingly plainly compared to her two sisters. A plain-looking yellow dress with a bubbly pattern, a green sash tied around her right shoulder, and that's about it, really.

The second is a very, very colourful woman. Probably even more colourful than Chimata is. She has snow white hair and heterochromia. Or, um, both eyes are different colours. Her left eye is a jade green, whilst the other is a bright golden yellow. She has a dress split into various stripes of black, red, blue, purple, orange, pink, grey, and brown, in that order, which repeats around her dress. She is extremely colourful.

...That, and she looks very natural. Beautiful to look at, too. If I had to guess, she's Inochi Ryoku, then.

"Holy fucking shit. She is beautiful. Why is she so pretty-looking." Thank you for the absolutely necessary comment, Raiju. 

That, um, aside though, the third one is a big, bulky-looking guy with earth green hair. He doesn't have human skin, either. It looks more like mud and rock, strangely enough. It's cracked here and there. He's got empty-looking white eyes. Definitely not human. That's not even mentioning the giant battle axe that he's casually got on his back. In fact, he's wearing a rocky-looking outfit that seems attached to his body. It's got pulsating cracks that glow blue.

...He seems pretty battle-hardened. And if I had to guess, this is the mystery Stalhart that got mentioned in Auresh's message.

As literally all of them turn to look at us, I take a brief moment to look at that guy's axe, then at Aegis. I might need a bigger shield, sometime soon...

"Ah. So the last one arrives then, just in time." Sathona's eyes meet mine, but then she looks at Tyra with curiosity. "Though, I don't recall you mentioning somebody like her, Auresh."

"Things change. You would know that." The queen shakes her head, taking a seat. So, uh, I do too, as does Tyra. Tyra just stays next to me on the account of knowing literally nobody here, barring Aya. As for where I sat, well, I decided to sit opposite Auresh. Near Dezain, for the most part.

...The half-tengu seems pretty relieved at me choosing to do so, at least. She really needs to work on her self-confidence...

"Huh, y'know, I was expecting somebody more... bigger." The earthen-looking guy comments on my appearance. "'Specially considerin' it's somebody who resolved an incident."

"Durin, don't be rude." The colourful woman reprimands him. Fortunately, this also gives me information that that guy is called Durin. Good to know. "Looks can be deceiving."

"...Mmh." Who I presume is Shivu makes a noise akin to a positive grunt. Wow, she's... not one to talk, is she?

...Tyra takes the opportunity to look around the table for a brief moment, seemingly pretty curious about, well, everyone. She completely ignores Aya, however. "Quite the... diverse group, I must say. Mostly dominated by tengu, although..."

"Yeah, well, this pretty much is an event organised by the tengu." Aya grins at Tyra, acting as if they are friends. I don't think Tyra thinks the same way, though...

"Don't act as if we're friends, Shameimaru." Tyra completely shuts that down.

"Ooh, rejected." Hatate grins at her fellow tengu.

"Oh, shut up, Hatate." Aya deadpans.

...I may as well say something. Sadly, I do not know what to say, so... hmm.

"Ignore those two." Megumu looks at me. Oh, so just ignore Aya and Hatate. Okay, if she says so, then. "...Though, it is strange seeing you of all people here."

"I'm a popular person." I don't really react too much to that. I'm aware that I am starting to get known a lot more in not just Gensokyo, but Hell too. I think I have Aya and Shonin to blame for that respectively.

"So you would seem to be." The walking colour spectrum comments, humming. I'm still really sure that's Inochi. "I have heard things about you, yes..."

"Things." I echo. "Things like?"

"Mostly rumours. Ones spread by the wild youkai populace to be more specific." She looks at her hand, taking a breath. "Insect youkai, gargoyles. Those types of youkai are particularly very good at spreading information like a wildfire." Then, she glances over at the yellow tengu. "Wouldn't you agree, Shivu?"

"Mrh." Shivu just... makes this weird grunting noise again. It's an affirmative one, but still, she didn't speak. Does she just not like speaking?

"Why the noises?" Tyra seems confused at that. I am as well, so please kindly fill me in.

"You see, Shivu-chan is quite-." Sathona is about to speak, but Shivu gestures for her to stop. "Ah. A rare occurrence of her speaking for herself. How amusing."

"Be quiet." Shivu glowers at Sathona, then shakes her head, clearing her throat. "...Ekibyo no Shivu. I'm the youngest sister out of me, Auresh, and Sathona. For you guys, since you kinda don't know, I don't speak because it's a danger to others. Even existing is a calamity, kinda."

I can uh... really feel the danger in her voice, yet she seems so calm and passive. Friendly-sounding, too. And obnoxiously childish-sounding. Why's she sound so much like a child...?

"In short, her talking for too long is a death sentence." Sathona finishes with a very uncaring look. That... really betrays what she just said.

"I-It's actually pretty, um, serious." Dezain speaks up. I'm surprised she knows something, considering she's not as old as Aya or Hatate are, let alone Megumu or Tyra. Aya also raises a brow, looking over at Dezain wordlessly during this, as does Megumu. "I-It's just that I heard... some things about S-Shivu-san, off of Chijo, anyway..."

"Mmh." Shivu is back to making caveman sounds. That's definitely curious. So she considers that herself even existing is a calamity...?

"Wouldn't sign language work?" I tilt my head. 

"Too complicated." The yellow tengu replies almost immediately. "...And I can't be bothered. Too boring, too."

Oh. That makes more sense.

"...To put it simply, Shivu-chan has the competency and mentality of a child, despite being only slightly younger than Auresh and I." Sathona decides to elaborate as to why Shivu just said that. "As a result, well, she usually struggles when it comes to complex activities. She gets bored within half an hour, which doesn't help. But when it comes to more technical activities, or hard choices, she can do and make those no problem."

"Basically, kids are cruel." Durin, as the rock man has been named, raises a finger. "Oh, right, I should probably introduce myself too, huh...?"

"A good idea." The white-haired colour-crazy woman also nods, agreeing. Still, she keeps her calm, gentle smile, looking at me. "We all know who you are, although, I'm someone you obviously haven't met, yet you may have heard of me through a certain someone. I am Inochi Ryoku, Sage of Gensokyo and a nature goddess who lives beneath this hill."

Huh. Cave-dwelling goddess sage. That's a... description I never expected to use.

"She likes to get down into her own creations then. Neat." Raiju, shut. "S-. Shut?" Shut.

Anyways, I knew she was Inochi. "I suppose I have heard of you, just like you said. Nice to meet you."

"Y'suppose." Durin stares at me dryly. Looks like a real blunt one, he is.

"Durin, be nice." Inochi repeats what she told him earlier. "You aren't here to pick fights."

"...Right." Suddenly, he somehow seems more mellowed out after listening to Inochi. 

Come to think of it, Inochi seems like a really soft, well-spoken person in general, but she can be firm and assertive where needed. That's... interesting, to say the least. She has power, but she doesn't flaunt it around like a show-off. Most likely because she's a sage like Okina.

"It's not everyday I get to hear you be assertive." Megumu speaks up on Inochi's sudden shift in tone for a moment. 

"Well, he's a moron at the end of the day, so someone does need to remind him of what he's doing every now and then." Inochi still smiles, despite calling her cohort an idiot. 

"Wh-. Oi." Durin grins with mirth, staring at the goddess with a kinda annoyed look, yet a friendly one at the same time. "Still, ah..." He shakes his head, opting to focus on me. "You got me next 'n that's it. Name's Durin Stalhart. I'm ah... an eartshkin. Or a rock person. Or, uh, the earth itself? Hell if I know."

How is he not sure about what he is. Wh-. How. He's already confusing me... "...Sure." Uh... Think of something clever, quick! "What you are doesn't matter, it's just who you are that counts."

"...Yeah. Guess so, huh." He nods, putting on a more thoughtful look. Nailed it.

"Wait, since when were you a sage?" Aya turns to Inochi with genuine confusion. Also, nobody seems to question me saying something extremely philosophical abruptly despite the fact I am just a normal guy at the end of the day.

"Since a few months ago, in December." Inochi's smile very briefly drops as she focuses on Aya.

"...Huh. I don't remember hearing anything about that..." Aya furrows her brows.

"That's because you'd make it known everywhere." Hatate shakes her head. "And, unlike you, I remember." 

...They really do act like crows, these tengu. Hmm. Would a group of crow tengu be called a murder, much like how normal crows are?

"Ah... Probably." Raiju doesn't sound like he cares all that much. Aren't you my intrusive thoughts? "Yeah, but I don't like birds."

Wh-. But you're me. I like birds. I like ravens. They are big birds.

"They can easily pick up a small dog. They fucking scare me, especially considering ravens are carrion birds. Actually, wait, crows are too." Raiju counters with a fair point. Hmm. Coward. "Wh-. Mate, I'm not actually scared of 'em, I just-."

You are a coward. I am going to actively go out of my way later and pet a raven - or a crow - and you cannot stop me.

"Hm, still." Inochi takes the opportunity to focus on Tyra. "Aren't you one of those space dust people? An Astralian?"

...Inochi's aware of them-? Actually, she's a nature god, she probably would be considering that space dust is still nature.

"Get this, she's their princess." Aya takes the opportunity to cut in before Tyra can explain herself.

"Ah. Gunait, then." Wait, Inochi's aware of Tyra specifically?

"...You know my family name?" Tyra blinks in surprise.

"Actually, I'm roughly aware of your kin, too." Megumu decides to also speak up. "Your kind technically count as the starry sky, even if you're just glorified clumps of space dust stuck together."

...Now what does that mean, I wonder? "Technically count as the starry sky, huh?"

"Yeah, uh, fill me in too." Durin is lost.

Shivu seems pretty interested in the conversation. She's looking directly at Megumu, yet obviously doesn't say anything. Sathona's... also there, I suppose.

"I can manipulate the starry sky." That sounds like a horribly inefficient ability to have, Megumu. Then again, there's... Dezain's ability. Which, if I recall, is to figure out past actions so long as she has a picture of something or someone. Then you have blatantly overpowered abilities like Auresh's, seeing as how she can apparently manipulate the soul of any crow tengu. "That extends to the Astralians."

"...So that's why some of them seemingly stopped at random a few days ago and started acting weird, then." Tyra squints at Megumu with skepticism, but shakes her head. "Still, you cut off Inochi-san."

"...The space people are real?" Shivu seems confused now. Wh-. The space people. Dear lord, that's the best description I've heard yet. It doesn't help how she sounds genuinely confused.

"I-." Sathona turns to her. "There's one right in front of you, Shivu-chan."

"...Hmm." And Shivu is now back to making noises again. That is genuinely surreal. I also see what Sathona means when Shivu has the mentality of a child. An adult wouldn't ask a question in that way. A child, however, would. Not that I'm saying anything about Shivu, it actually lines up with her. Shivu reminds me of a preteen, too, grunting and making noises. Kind of like me when I was younger.

"Okay, now question. The fuck happened to Shivu to make her act like a child? Like, there's something wrong there." Raiju makes a good point. Compared to her, Auresh and Sathona are like... her caretakers more than her sisters. "Then again, she's clearly sophisticated considering how she acknowledges that her life is considered a calamity, so the fuck's up with that, too? She clearly has the mental capacity..."

...I can probe Auresh later, I guess.

Tyra's also just staring at Shivu in absolute wonder. I can't blame her for that reaction either.

"...Word of advice, play along with Shivu. She likes to be taken, um, seriously." Dezain pretty much just whispers to me. Ah, thanks.

"...I'll keep it in mind." I whisper back.

And, right as I do... "So, princess, what's your name then?" Durin's informal voice is the first thing I hear.

"Be courteous." Inochi gives Durin a more annoyed look now, which makes the... rock guy take a very scared-looking pause. "...Though, I am curious too."

"Tyra Gunait." Tyra keeps her cool, diverting her attention off of Shivu to Inochi. "...It's like Shameimaru said. I am the princess of my people."

"You know, Gensokyo does have an awful lot of princesses when you think about it." Aya brings a finger to her lips. 

"...It does?" I'm confused. Namely because I am an outsider. I am not privy to this information, Aya. Please give context.

"What she means is that there are a ludicrous amount of people who claim themselves to be princesses." Sathona also jumps on this for no reason. "I'm aware the Scarlet Devil considers herself a princess at times."

"False." Auresh just deems that as fake. "She sees herself as more of a queen."

"Hm, perhaps." The green tengu smirks. "Then there's the princess of the Netherworld who periodically shows up in Gensokyo."

"Oh, her." Inochi tilts her head. "I've met her before through Yakumo. Sage meetings and all that."

Huh.

"And then there's the one at that suspicious hospital-manor place in the middle of the woods." Aya brings up Kaguya.

"I know about Kaguya." I decide to off-handedly mention. "...Namely because my sister told me."

"Trish does have a habit of letting go of more information than she should..." Dezain agrees with me. That's implying she's seen my sister several times before. "But it usually works out well for me."

"Dezain, you cheat! That's my spot for info!" Aya pouts at her.

"Yet Trish likes me compared to you, to the point she'd willingly give me information, unlike you who'd probably force it off of her." Dezain gets unusually sassy with Aya. She can get sassy? 

"And there's the sassy Dezain I know." Hatate grins at the response.

"...Huh." Aya just shuts up after seeing Dezain act like that. Megumu also seems surprised to see Dezain act like that, Sathona has a brow raised, and Inochi is also looking directly at Dezain in wonder.

"Huh indeed." Durin also agrees with Aya.

How did we even get to this from Gensokyo's apparent abundance of princesses?

...Auresh stands up, as if on cue. "It's time."

"...Already?" Inochi's brows raise. Come to think of it, shouldn't Chijo be here? "I'm assuming you've sorted the introduction then?"

"I would, but Chijo-chan's been practicing something special to kick off the banquet and after seeing what it is, I couldn't deny it." Auresh seems... weirdly prideful.

"...Knowing Chijo, this is going to get very disorganised very fast." Durin offers some wisdom. What the hell does that imply?

Also, I get a good look outside. I can see people showing up from all over, all across the grounds of Tarnished Hill, now. It's getting livelier and livelier by the minute. I spot some familiar faces in the growing crowd, but I quickly lose track of them.

...Oh, no. I'm going to have to look for Mizuchi in all of this. Fortunately I have Shonin and Tyra, as well as Silia, helping me, but... still. And even then, Satono and Mai should be around, too.

"...Durin, why do I feel like I know what you mean when you say that?" Hatate looks at him with extreme worry.

"Huh? Oh, ah... nothin' important." The man's face hardens slightly as he goes tight-lipped.

"Durin." Inochi stares into him. "What do you mean?"

"Nothing." He is absolutely not relenting.

...Shivu stands up. "...I'm going."

"Where?" Megumu stares at her.

"...Around. Wandering." Shivu starts moving to leave the room. "...Banquet."

"Stay out of trouble then." Sathona hazards her sister.

"...Rich, coming from you." Shivu returns with no hesitation.

"...Hrmh." The green tengu blinks in surprise, turning away.

"No, Shivu, the last time I let you wander around unsupervised, I got blamed for five people spontaneously exploding, three of which exploded into more explosions." Auresh puts her foot down. Note how she said 'unsupervised'. "And even then, five more people got liquefied."

"How graphic." Tyra comments. "Did this actually happen...?"

"Yes. Yes it did." Inochi's face darkens slightly as she grimaces. "...All I can say was that it wasn't pretty."

"...I-. Ah." The princess seems surprised to hear this.

...Auresh looks at me silently. Wh-. Why me. What do you want, Auresh.

"Oh, fuck. Escort mission." Raiju unhelpfully makes me realise what it is Auresh wants me to do.

"...You want me to escort Shivu?" I raise a brow.

"Well, it may present the opportunity for Shivu to enjoy the banquet properly..." Auresh glances at her yellow sister, who has also stopped and is giving Auresh a very hard stare. "...and... also make some new friends, in the process, I suppose."

...Shivu's intense stare lessens slightly upon hearing that. "...Mmh." And she makes a positive noise. Wh-. Why.

"Yeesh, sounds like you got the short end of the stick, huh." Aya grins at me.

I take a deep breath and stand up. "Alright, sure. What's the worst that could happen?"

"Exploding." Megumu mentions one thing.

"Being liquefied." Hatate mentions another.

"Grievous injuries and the possibility of death." Sathona also mentions. I-. I'm pretty sure exploding means you'd die regardless.

"Dismemberment." Durin nods. I feel like they're just mentioning things off the top of their head, now.

"Poisoning." Inochi sighs.

"...Can you please stop?" Dezain makes a face that portrays she does not want to be hearing any of that right now. Can't blame her.

"Yes, please stop." Tyra deadpans. "Or I can make somebody see what all of those at the same time looks like."

"...You're funny." Shivu looks at Tyra with the most innocent smile imaginable. Innocent in the kind of 'I'm totally innocent but also really dangerous and smart' sense, anyway.

"Deceptively docile-looking tengu woman, man. It doesn't help how she looks like a grown-ass woman either." Raiju comments on her physique. He... does have a point. Shivu's also not as tall as her sisters, being...

Actually, she's the same height as I am. Huh. Funny.

Also, Tyra's just staring at Shivu in bewilderment again. How is she this baffled by a single crow tengu? For crying out loud, she's friends with Mizu and Rujo. They're weirder than Shivu is. And even then, Tyra's met Momoyo and didn't question anything about her. Plus, she's seen Shonin for crying out loud!

"Hm..." Actually, Inochi stands up, too. "I may as well tag along also."

Oh, so Inochi's just coming with us, then. Auresh seemingly accepts this, too. "...Most likely for the better."

...Shivu makes a displeased face.

"Shivu, I'm doing this for your sake, remember." Auresh gives her yellow-clad sister a firm, assertive stare.

"Mmh, fine." Shivu is no longer displeased.

"...Hey, ah, Ino, y'sure-?" Durin stares at Inochi with skepticism at the idea of her going with me and Shivu. 

"I'll be fine. I'm mostly going out of concern for his safety." Inochi gestures to me. That's... pretty considerate.

"Ah. Gotcha." Durin accepts this.

...Tyra looks at me, mouthing 'what do I do?' I just give a subtle look towards Auresh, then back to her. Tyra nods. Okay, she got that then, because I have no idea what I just told her to do.

"...C'mon." Shivu moves to leave. So, I do too, with Inochi trailing quietly behind.

...I wonder what this banquet'll be like.

 


 

Banquet is busy. Banquet is hella busy. There's so many people here, it's unreal.

We've been going around back and forth. Shivu, if she can do one thing, it's not staying in one place for very long. She is also really childish when talking to other people, if she even decides to talk, and has punched at least two people in the face so far for no reason other than 'not liking them'.

...Inochi had to restrain said two people, too, and make Shivu apologise for hitting them in the face.

Anyways, I've seen a lot of people around. Some familiar, some not. Said hello to them. Rujo's here. He almost punched me in the kidneys. Nero stopped him. Saw Sodatsu, too. She looked like she was having fun. Silia showed up. She was also enjoying herself with Sodatsu. Alice is trying to keep them both out of trouble.

Chima seemed to be enjoying the banquet, wandering around with Momoyo, who's also here. Oh, and Mizu, who just wanted some short time away from Rujo.

Hell, I even saw Yuuka. We just stared at each other for around ten minutes before Shivu practically dragged me away for taking too long.

Then I saw Remilia and everyone else from the manor, Flandre included somehow. Jill, as usual, is the most chaotic entity to ever exist. I've never seen so many Tarnished piled up on one another. Kolar also looked like he had a lot of work ahead of him. All I did was say hello to them, really. Geju was dancing, as she said she could do. Soldura was Soldura. Inochi did seem surprised to see him for some odd reason, though. Zeitaku was also being weird, like usual. Uh... Patchouli was reading. Sakuya was strangely absent. Meiling was there, too.

I even saw what Chijo's 'kick-off' was. Simply put, fairies went flying and combusted into fireworks. That is all I will say.

Akane and Aikido were here, too, chatting amongst themselves whilst enjoying the activities. As one does. I swear, they're like a married old couple, Akane and Aikido. 

"Y'know, they could be, actually." See, even Raiju agrees.

Uh... Who else did I-. Oh, right, I saw Trish and Curo around. Curo seemed to be actually having fun, which is odd considering he's more stoic than Trish is.

Shonin looked unusually focused, but she was probably looking really hard for Mizuchi. Strangely, I've not seen Tsukasa around at all. Same goes for Medicine, but they're probably there in the crowd somewhere, I suppose.

Ah... Oh-. I saw Keine and Mokou together, too, which I thought was weird at first until I asked. Then I figured out they were friends. Then it wasn't weird. It was actually pretty normal.

Spotted Reimu and Marisa, too. Marisa seemed to be up to no good and Reimu was indulging in as much of the food and drink available as humanly possible. I'm pretty sure I saw Clownpiece and Hecatia with them, too, weirdly enough. Junko's probably off somewhere else, if I had to guess.

U~m... I ran into Sannyo, too. Saikoro, Kifujin, and Yokoshimana were there too, doing things. Oki wasn't here though, Sannyo just told me Oki wasn't feeling too well today. Apparently that's a usual thing if she 'receives too much treasure at once', however that works. I saw Mike there, too, trying her best to be a good maneki-neko. Fortune kitten. Saikoro was one of the two people Shivu hit, by the way. Her reaction was honestly pretty funny. Saikoro's, that is, but Kifujin's too.

Strangely, Saikoro and Inochi seemed to know one another. Probably something to ask about later.

"Y'know, man, I'm glad we don't have to work as a gambling addict today." Raiju mentions. Yeah, it's a good thing, huh? Sannyo told me that I could take the day off, considering I'm a guest of honour. "She's cool. She cares."

Mhm, she does.

Other than that, I've seen Doremy here too, oddly enough. Did she honestly take a break from the Dream World for once, or can she just exist both here and in the Dream World? She didn't give me a straight answer when I asked, so...

Oh, and I've seen Cirno and her friends aroun. Outside of getting shouted at by her for disappearing for no reason until Inochi absolutely terrified all of them despite doing nothing, barring Wriggle for some odd reason, it was nice seeing them again. Shivu also did seem weirdly interested in Mystia alongside enjoying talking to them but maybe that's because she and Mystia're, well, birds. Oh, Shivu also decided to test Cirno's claim of 'being the strongest'. That went well. I mean that as in Cirno was the second person Shivu punched in the face without hesitation.

I saw Misumaru enjoying herself with, funnily enough, Keiki and Mayumi. Last I checked, those two were in the Primate Spirit Garden, but they seemed pretty friendly. Maybe them meeting because of Shonin's what caused them to become friends.

Queza and Nitori were also around, seemingly planning something. I let them be for the most part since they seemed busy, but Inochi did look like she recognised Queza, oddly enough. Just like with Sai.

Even then, I've seen a lot more people throughout the banquet, too, like Ichirin, Futo, Joon, Shion, Heiwa, even Tensai oddly enough. Still no sign of Mizuchi though, but I'm really certain she'll show up due to the large amount of high-value targets.

"...So." Inochi's walking alongside me, holding a stick of dango in one hand and a cup of... some liquid in the other. "Matara-jin's told you about me then, hasn't she?"

Okina, huh. "Yeah. She has."

"She's spoken highly of you, actually." The nature goddess smiles. Oh, that's good. Okina's putting in a good word for me. "...Mostly to me, though. She's not talked with the other sages as much lately."

"Really now?" I pocket my hands. "Why not?"

"From what I've heard, Yakumo seemed more focused on your sister compared to anything else, Ibaraki-douji also seemed preoccupied with something which is rare for her." Inochi mentions Yukari's interest in my sister, as well as whoever this Ibaraki-douji person is. "...But even then, the other sages are busy with their own matters. It's not just us four, after all, there are more spread out over Gensokyo here and there. I'm the only one who isn't busy, oddly enough, on account of having people to already care for and a balance to maintain."

As I've come to learn, Inochi's considered the de facto leader of a place called Earthborn Row, and one of the many guardians. That place is beneath Tarnished Hill as I've also found out. A lot of, well, earthborn youkai live there, as do some humans too. Gargoyles, insect youkai, dryads, alraunes, even fairies, a cursed suit of armour, a were-zombie and some other things like whatever Durin is.

That Ayatsuri woman who Yuuma and Tsukasa both mentioned apparently lives there as well as an archer, alongside being another one of the few guardians alongside somebody Inochi only referred to as 'Kyoki'. It sounds like quite the interesting place, given how humans and youkai apparently coexist there. 

"Huh." I also decide to nod at her words, focusing on Shivu. I've got what I think is a sweet pancake. Or, if you want to be specific, a crepe. Funny. Part of me didn't expect them to have these here, yet they do. Regardless of their availbility, I take a bite. It's good.

As for what Shivu's doing, she's just walking around really energetically. Fortunately, not too much calamity-wise has happened. It reminds me of what Okina told me when Shion was with me before. That she seemed a lot less unluckier. Shivu seems the exact same.

...It's also funny how Shivu and Shion have the exact same amount of letters for their first name, that being five, and the first three are the same. 'Shi'. Like Nero's and Rujo's last name. Death. Probably just a coincidence, but... you know.

"Although, Matara-jin did inform me of a potential issue you're having, that you could use help with." Inochi patiently folds her arms, making my attention drift back to her. "Miyadeguchi, right?"

"...Yeah." I look around to make sure nobody's eavesdropping, then continue, following Shivu. "...My original plan was to lurk around and wait for her to show. But as you can tell, Auresh threw a spanner in the works unintentionally."

"Clearly." The goddess chuckles, taking a sip of the mystery liqui which I am almost positive is just mineral water.

"...You know, there is the plan of like... creating random bullshit." Raiju offers an alternative, but no. That is boring and it would be way too suspicious of me to start doing that. An actual stakeout's more fun.

"Your face is boring." He counters.

Our face, you mean.

...Yeah, that's right.

"Still, so long as Shivu doesn't-." Inochi's about to speak when-.

Whack!

Something audibly just got whacked right in front of us. Oh, no, not again.

I look ahead and spot that Shivu is just cluelessly standing over a girl on the floor.

...Inochi also stares at them and facepalms. "Renegain, you fool..."

"Wait, Renegain?" I look at her. She's Renegain?

"You know of her?" Inochi looks at me in curioisyt, but elaborates. "She's one of the two Ishtar Sisters. They represent the humans of Earthborn Row."

Ah. So this is Renegain Ishtar. The same one the Dredgen told me to meet.

...I get a good look at Renegain first. Golden eyes, unkempt, very scruffy black hair. There's burn scars on her right cheek, she's wearing a blackish-green long-sleeved buttoned shirt and black pants. Uh... She has these blackish-red gloves, too.

Also, the oddest thing is, she wears pants. Like Mokou and Trish do. What is it with women and wearing pants these days...?

Come to think of it, her physique reminds me oddly of the Dredgen-. Wait.

I move over and decide to help her up since Shivu isn't. "You alright?"

Shivu is just staring at the rogue-looking woman, Renegain as she's been named, whilst I help her up with a blank face.

"Yeah, just peachy. Agh..." She shakes her head a few times. "Darn, who put a brick wall here?" Renegain's eyes focus on Shivu. "Oh-. Ah, nevermind. Just Shivu, huh."

"...Rene." Shivu greets her in the most passive-aggressive sounding tone imaginable.

"Heh, yeah, I know." Renegain chuckles, placing one hand on her head. The way she speaks reminds me of the Dredgen... or her personality more like.

...You know what. "You remind me of somebody I've met." I squint at Renegain.

Inochi raises a brow at Renegain, then me, curious to see where I'm going with this.

"Huh?" The rogue looks at me, before shrugging dismissively. "Well, whoever you're thinkin' of, I ain't them."

"Okay, well, the Dredgen said you knew them." I don't ease up with the suspicion however.

"I-. O~h. So you're the guy then, huh?" She... just nods, getting who I am in an instant. "Yeah, I knnow 'em. Said t'meet you here, brother."

Brother. That's it. "I have reason to believe you're the Dredgen, actually."

"...Y'do?" She grins mirthfully. Gotcha. "On ah... what grounds?"

"Yes, yes, I am curious. Mind filling me in on what this 'Dredgen' business is, Renegain?" Inochi suddenly makes herself known, stepping forward into the conversation with an inquisitive expression whilst Shivu just... watches.

"Oh-. Hey there, Inochi, ah... didn't see you there." Renegain looks surprised to see Inochi with me. "Thought you woulda been with Auresh."

"Things change. You'd know that." The goddess sighs, before going back to her more firm tone. "You'd best not lie, by the way."

"...What're you guys talking about?" Shivu seems intrigued in the topic now.

"Just that Renegain has a facade." I smile and adjust my cap. "Also, this Dredgen person is something like a Gonbee Yamada. Or a John Doe. They look like they're constantly up to something and act weirdly."

"Ah." Inochi understands, because why wouldn't she? She's a freaking sage. "And you believe Renegain to be the Dredgen why?"

"Yeah, clue me in too while you're at it, brother." Renegain grins, knowing full well that I'm onto her.

"Deduction time!" Raiju whoops.

"Of course. I have three reasons." I raise three fingers to empahsise this. "One, you're the only one outside of the Dredgen to call me 'brother'. Two, you look extremely similar to them in regards to physique. Three, the way you speak is arguably the most compelling, because I distinctly remember the Dredgen talking like you do, too. Hell, your tone of voice is even similar to theirs. Laidback, nonchalant, and very curious."

...

"Huh." Renegain blinks, yet doesn't deny the claim.

"...Rene, stop being weird." Shivu abruptly cuts in. "Answer. Raji-kun asked."

Raji-kun. Okay, that's another nickname for the books...

Speaking of books, I should really fill in Gensopedia soon.

"Yes, by all means Renegain, please do." Inochi also wants a straight answer from the rogue.

"Ah, fine, y'got me." Renegain admits it, slouching her shouldrs. "Yeah, alright, I'm the Dredgen. Big whoop, you figured it out. But what's wrong with that, eh? I'm just doin' harmless things, hell, I'm even givin' good people good stuff to do for good things through my good ol' Sweepstakes. S'good, trust. We good?" 

She just said good six times. "I get it, stop saying good." That, and I just wanted to confirm she was the Dredgen. "It's fine with me anyway, but for your information, Renegain, I like to know who I work with in the future."

"Duly noted." She chuckles, shaking her head as she moves to leave. "Remind me to never do somethin' bad against you, you're like a damned detective."

Pfft.

"...What's a detective?" Shivu, somehow, does not know what a detective is. Wh-. How. You think she'd know.

"...S'a person who gets right on your tail." Renegain solemnly shakes her head at Shivu before leaving.

"It's a person who finds the truth." Inochi gives a completely different yet better description. "Think of Dezain."

"Oh." Shivu nods, sounding more docile now. Not passive, just docile. How do you sound docile...?

Actually, come to think of it, let's change topics now that the Dredge-. Renegain, I mean, is gone. "Shivu, if you don't mind me asking, where do you live?"

"...Sanzu River." She just gives me a place. Oh. Then she looks down. "...Can't hurt anyone there with calamities. It's a good place. Everyone there's dead or above death. Or an ushi-oni. Or a god. Or Eiki. Or a shinigami."

I like how she specifically mentioned Eiki, of all people. That also implies she's met Eiki before today when I briefly went to say hello to her again.

Also, ushi-oni. Okay. "You live on your own?"

"Mmh." The yellow tengu nods, making a more positive noise than a docile or passive one. "...Everybody ignores me, mostly. It's lonely. But it means nobody gets hurt, either. I'm glad."

You gotta admit, she does seem really peaceful... I don't get how she's so calamitous to people.

"Femme fatale, dude. Femme fatale." Raiju sighs, reminding me of that term. Yeah I guess that does apply, Raiju, but she doesn't intentionally lead people to their deaths. She's friendly. "Calamities are a big no-no, though. They kill people, I thought Auresh made that pretty clear, like spontaneous combustion."

...Oh, right, that. I was trying to forget that.

"That's an awfully considerate thing of you to do, considering how young you appear." Inochi compliments Shivu for, despite being a child at heart, thinking extremely rationally and logically.

"...Hmh." Shivu makes a grunt of affirmation, but she smiles. That's good.

"You know, Shivu, you're talking an awful lot." I'm curious about that... "Didn't you say that talking was calamitous, or something like that?"

"...Mhm." She nods slowly. "But I'm not afraid to talk, it's more-."

Suddenly, she stops on a dime, visibly locking up and shaking with anxiety. I-. Huh?

"She's most likely feeling something we don't." Inochi's suddenly on high alert. Her eyes're darting about, trying to spot something... "That's strange, though, she does this whenever something bad's about to-."

Abruptly, Inochi jerks her head to the right, eyes wide in surprise, then to me. What's she-?

"Move!"

"Huh?!" She just shoved me! What the hell-?!

Chu~n! Tss-. Thu-thud!

Me and Inochi both tumble to the ground in different locations, but I see something immediately off. There's pure white smoke sizzling off of Inochi's clothing. A burn mark's on her dress, but no actual damage. I-. Wait, did she push me out of the way of an attack...?

Wait-. She's hurt. Her breathing's going rapid. That means somebody... tried to shoot me. With a laser.

Oh.

"Damn it! This time, I'll-." After hearing somebody abruptly speak, I snap my head over to see somebody lining up what looks to be a long, white stick at me, when-.

"I won't let you!" Suddenly, Mayumi jumps out from nearby, bowling over several people in the process, brandishing what looks like a haniwa sword, and-.

Bam, blam! Whoosh!

"Ga~h!" The person's sent flying elsewhere on the Hill. Oh, right, we're outside.

Okay, um, Mayumi has this handled, I think. I quickly scramble over to Inochi's side, changing position to a kneel. She's in a bit too much pain at the moment and, uh, how do I heal a god?! I know basic first aid, but this is a god we are talking about! An injured god! Who has been hurt by magic! Magic, I tell you!

"Fucking-. Uh-. Aegis, I guess?! Creation?!" Raiju suggests, sounding like he's absolutely terrified too. Probably because I nearly got shot at by a completely random person! Did somebody try to assassinate us?! "Yes! Yes they fucking did, my dude! They got their ass kicked by a funny-looking sword! Thank you, Mayumi, for being conveniently nearby!"

Yeah, seriously...! Shivu's still locked up, looking panicked to Hell and back, too... Good grief, today has been one of those days...! This is like me fighting Tyra, but worse because it was an assassination attempt!

Okay, um, back to Inochi before she, uh, gets even more hurt...! I quickly swap Aegis to Aegis-Creation. Uh-. Can I create life? Faith?! What do gods even need to heal?! I focus intently on Inochi, placing a hand onto her.

Fwu~...

My hand actually glows a bright white when it makes contact with Inochi. Wh-. What the hell is that? 

Toeiji's also here, seemingly exceptionally peeved off at the attacker. I think Keiki might be seeing this go down because of Mayumi being Mayumi, so that might actually be her controlling Toeiji right now... It then pulls out-.

Wait, where did it get a bow and arrow from?! Last I checked, it couldn't do that!

Mimimi~!

Also, what was that noi-. I look back at Inochi and see she's just glowing white as well. Aegis looked very different for a brief second, too. From what little I saw of it whilst it was like that, it had a white snake circling in an infinity symbol, eating its own tail to be specific, as the pattern, with little dioramas of what seems to be the four different seasons in four corners.

"Oh, hey, random bullshit!" Raiju comments. "Also, I swear, Aegis has infinite potential on accounts of being a literal shapeshifting shield and, uh, I'm very freaked out right now so I'm running my mouth in an attempt to calm down like a little rodent-."

What the hell do you mean by 'like a little rodent'?! This is important, Raiju...!

"Hey, look, you try calming down after somebody tries to gib you with a laser!" He shoots back, clearly frantic again. "Fuck!"

Okay, okay, fine, you... do that, then. Calm down.

"...Mmh... Ow." Inochi sits up, looking a lot better by the minute as the glow dissipates into the air. Oh-. Did I heal her, then...?

...Aegis is back to Aegis-Creation, now. Whatever that was, I... think I'll call it Aegis-Life. Because of the four seasons and the infinity white snake eating its own tail.

"A-Aunt Inochi!" Shivu suddenly ducks beside us, looking mortified. "A-Are you alright?!"

"I'm fine, Shivu." Inochi takes a deep breath, before looking really upset. "What does bother me, though, is the fact there's a Lunarian here trying to assassinate Rajime."

"Wait, me?" I stop to look at her in confusion. Then realise what she said. "...Lunarian?!"

"Probably a moon rabbit spy." Inochi stands up, as sparks start flickering behind her. Abruptly, she gains two flame red, paper fans in her hands, floating. "Now, if you'll excuse me. There is a spy to beat up."

Not even hesitating-.

Whoosh!

Inochi flies off in the direction with the most chaos, peeved beyond belief. I-. Wow. She's scary when she's angry.

"...I'll kill them." Shivu suddenly seems menacing. "Raji-kun, thanks for helping Aunt Inochi. I have a spy to kill. I'm not letting them ruin Auresh's banquet!"

Gaining an autumn leaf-like fan-.

Fwoom!

Shivu jets into the crowd as well, with immense speed. Crikey-. I could feel the wind coming off of her! How fast is she going?!

Patatatat! Vrr~-. Whoosh! Boom! Bam!

There's also unimaginable carnage since literally everybody decided to forgo their civil natures and instead go absolutely wild. Some Tarnished, Chijo included when I spot her, just stare in absolute awe of what I presume is Shivu, since there's a blur flying around really quickly.

...What the hell just happened.

"Basically! Lunar spy assassin failed to off you, ended up pissing off entire banquet!" Raiju summarises. Oh, thanks. I was being rhetorical. "Rhetorical my ass!"

What the hell does-... You know what, you keep doing you.

"...Well, that's annoying. And I was actually wanting to enjoy today, too." Mokou walks up beside me, hands in her pockets. Oh, hi, Mokou. "...What the hell happened over here? Heard shouting, then saw you not doing anything."

"Lunar assassin." I sigh, shaking my head. 

"Oh." She nods, apparently understanding. "...Why?"

"I don't know." I shake my head twice. "Apparently they were trying to kill me. They only hurt a nature god instead."

"Inochi? Well, they're screwed then." Mokou snorts, grinning. "Last thing you want to do as a Lunarian is piss off a Sage of Gensokyo. And however many people're kicking their ass over there."

...Yeah, I can get that. "...I thought you were with Keine."

"Oh, right, you came by earlier." She nods, putting on a neutral face. "She's alright, she's just trying to stay as far away as possible from this right now, even though she could definitely do something."

Fwafwam!

I step out of the way of two lasers that strayed from the chaos over there. Mokou does the same, albeit without looking.

"...I should probably do something." Mokou starts floating, then heads into the... anarchy, literally on fire.

I don't think Auresh'll be happy about this. Or Trish, considering somebody tried to kill me. Or Junko! Junko will not be happy when she hears about this...! Shonin too, actually. And Tyra.

...A lot of people actually won't like to hear this, come to think of it.

"...Huh." Somebody suddenly speaks from beside me. "You know, I was hoping to cause this, but you somehow did it for me. Nice going."

...I look to my left and see nobody. Spooky. 

I look back towards the anarchy-.

"Hi." Somebody who was not there before is now there, right in front of me-.

"Wha-." I fall backwards, quickly getting back up. All I caught a glimpse of was a pale face and blue eyes. "Who-?"

...The person is not there again. Wh-. What the hell...

"Behind you." 

I look behind me. Nobody. 

"You're really that dumb, aren't you?" The person jabs at my intelligence. "Up here."

I look up and, this time, somebody is there. Nobody seems to notice them due to how chaotic it is at the moment.

Now, see, I wouldn't question this, but here's the thing. It's a ghost. Literally. It's a pretty young-looking woman, she's got blue hair and blue eyes, her hair of which is tied into a ponytail, and she's wearing surprisingly simple clothing. A white dress with red vertical lines and black frills.

Oh, that's not mentioning the giant handcuffs, either. One's attached to her neck, the cuffs being coloured gold and the chains a whispy white. White gloves, and she doesn't have legs, just flame-like white tails. Like a ghost. Her skin is really pale, on accounts of her being a ghost.

...Wait a minute. This might be Mizuchi. She seriously has the nerve to show her face like this? Then again, the chaos does make for a good... you know, cover for her appearing. People'll be too focused on that to notice her, if I had to guess...

"Hey." She snaps her fingers in front of me, which makes no noise. Because why would it? She's a ghost. "Eyes on me. Didn't your mother tell you to focus on those trying to talk to you?"

"...What do you want?" I decide to ask, raising a brow. "Who even are you?"

"First off, that isn't important right now." She shakes her head, smirking. Her eyes look me up and down. "Secondly, that's for me to know, and for you to not know, buddy."

How helpful. "...Why are you here?"

"You heard me before. I was wanting to cause some chaos. All of these youkai in the same place... Having them fight each other seemed like quite the nice idea, as opposed to them enjoying themselves and partying alongside humans. Humans! Their mortal enemies!" She scowls, but quickly regains her cool. Hmm.

"Y'know, if I were you, I'd just blast her with some magic." Raiju suggests. No, let's see where she goes with this. Okina told me to find out her motives... if this is Mizuchi, anyway. 

"But, you seemed to do that for me, even if unintentionally." The girl grins, passing one end of the overly large handcuffs between her hands, clicking it open and closed a few times. "Seriously, I appreciate that, too. Now, I wonder, why would somebody try to assassinate somebody doing good work like you are, hmm? Perhaps it's because you pose a threat to this unnatural order as well? A chaotic force like myself?"

She's comparing me to her. Huh. This is... easier than I thought it'd be. It's a bit too easy, actually. Still, let's let my charisma do its work. "Let's say I am. Why show yourself to me in that case?"

"Mostly to share my thanks." She grins. "Can you not do that these days?"

"...Considering somebody just tried to kill me, it's hard to trust people easily." I close my eyes, shaking my head. When I open them again, she's gone.

I see her to the right, so I look to the right. When I do so, she continues. "I guess so, huh? Still-" She floats around me for a few moments. I watch her. "-it's good to see humans aren't all useless these days, unlike the Hakurei, that good-for-nothing shrine maiden, not bothering with glaring issues until they start to impact her... Oh, how she annoys me. All I want is for her to do her damned job! Youkai extermination! It's that simple, even a child could do it if they were given the opportunity to do so! There's filthy youkai all over the Human Village and it's her fault for not doing something about it!"

I spot Satono and Mai nearby, watching the woman intently with serious faces. Also, there it is. She mentioned the Human Village and Reimu not doing something about the youkai there. This is Mizuchi. I knew it.

Let's respond though. "You don't like Reimu?"

"Don't like her?" Mizuchi scowls fiercely, gripping the handcuffs tight. "I hate her. I despise her, actually! She's useless!"

Hmm. It looks like she might be motivated to do what she does because of Reimu... "You seem pretty pro-human despite that, though. Reimu's a human."

"She's a youkai sympathiser. She doesn't count." The ghost stares at me, leaning closely. "You know, you're asking an awful lot of questions. Let me ask you some things, for a change. Who're you?"

...Let's make up a fake name. "Raijin Haruka."

"Named after the thunder god, huh?" She snorts. "At least you're smart enough to not use your real name."

Oh. She could tell I wouldn't use my real name. "Well, mostly because you wouldn't tell me yours. I'll give you my actual name if you give me yours first."

...She seems to consider that for a moment, staring at me with a probing look. "Hmm... Alright then, I guess that's fair, huh? Mizuchi Miyadeguchi, also known as the Jailbreak King!"

Now to be the most nonchalant person imaginable. "...Rajime Naga." I contemplate mentioning that I'm a candidate for the King of Hell, but decide against that. Mizuchi might see me as too important, then.

"Naga, huh? I~nteresting." She grins upon hearing my last name. "Ve~ry interesting, actually."

...Quickly, she jerks her head over to the anarchy, which is slowly dying down. "Damn it. Need to go now. But, if you don't mind, we could meet up later, somewhere more... secluded. How does Misty Lake at dusk tomorrow sound?"

Misty Lake, huh. "Fine with me."

"You are a fucking idiot. She is planning to use you." Raiju wants me to decline, but no. We agreed to Okina that I'd find out her motivations. "My brother in Christ, she possessed Mokou and tried to possess Trish."

...You do know she couldn't possess Trish despite trying to do so, right? Remember, there's also what Eiki said about Nagas. By that logic, my family can't be possessed properly by ghosts.

"I guess." He begrudgingly accepts this. "...I hate Okina, man."

Shush, that's just because you got slapped for being an idiot.

Still, Mizuchi nods, patting me on the shoulder despite the fact her hand just phased through it. Pffft. "...Oh, right, I keep forgetting I can't do that. But that aside, I'll hold you to it. If you don't show, I'll find you."

Scary, ominous threat. Cool. "Don't worry, I'll show."

"...Damn better." She mutters, before disappearing into the floor. Bye, Mizuchi.

Well, that was brief, but... interesting.

"...Intriguing information." Suddenly, Okina's voice projects itself into my head, but she sounds like she's been here a while. "I suppose, even if you didn't intend to do that, it worked."

"Wh-. How long've you been here?" Raiju's surprised.

"Long enough to hear that you hate me, supposedly." I can hear the smile in the sage's voice. Also, supposedly. "Still, that's aside the point. Rajime, you know what to do. She knows of your family, at least I can confirm that, but she has no idea who you really are or that you know a lot about her already. We can use that."

...Right. Tomorrow at dusk, huh... Wait-. Sannyo's den. That's an issue. 

"I'll talk with Komakusa-dayuu about that. She'll understand, sage business is important, after all." Okina chuckles. Oh, right, you can do that... I'm glad we actually are on the same side.

"I am not." Raiju laments.

"Shush." Okina shushes him, before going quiet. I think that means she's left, since Satono and Mai are walking away, going back to their usual activities.

...I also take that as a sign to go see what's up with the lunar assassin.

 


 

"Ngh-. Agh!"

Needless to say, they got screwed over for that bold act.

...I also don't know what I'm looking at. Inochi's floating above her, having vines restrain the assassin. Mayumi's stood nearby, keeping her sword... thing... pointed at the attacker's neck. Mokou looks like nothing is wrong here, casually watching the ordeal with her hands in her pockets... Shivu looks like she's malding quietly.

And then there's the people I didn't see. Keiki's also here, looking directly at them with a very annoyed look. Toeiji's... on her shoulder. I-. Wait, when-? 

"Must've scuttled off whilst we were, uh, doing things?" Raiju doesn't sound too sure himself.

Huh.

Still, Misumaru's here too, and seems exceptionally peeved. Curo's got a pistol pointed at them, his visor flashing red. I think it's 'Rototsuki' he's pointing at them. Rujo has a bucket of water. He's here. He's just holding a bucket of water. He seems angry, but then again, that's normal for him.

And to finish it off, there's a woman with black hair and bright white eyes, who I don't recognise. She's holding a golden bow and arrow and is keeping the arrow trained on the attacker, keeping a very firm stance as she somehow miraculously keeps the arrow drawn back.

As for her clothes, she's wearing a pure white jacket, a green skirt, and red tight leggings. Nothing too noteworthy, kind of like Trish.

"She's cute." Raiju comments. Wh-. No. You don't just say that about a stranger. Actually, come to think of it, wouldn't this be Ayatsuri, given the bow and arrow? "...Why're you so sure?"

Tarnished Hill, she lives in Earthborn Row which is beneath it, Auresh made this banquet, she has a bow and arrow... It seems natural to assume that, right?

"Oh. Yeah, maybe." Raiju considers that information, humming. "Still cute though."

...Honestly.

Mokou looks over at me, noticing me approach. "Oh, hey, he's here."

Everyone in the group here looks over at me. Just these guys, though. Well-. Except Mayumi. She doesn't look away from the assassin. The assassin, of which, is a black-haired rabbit girl with red eyes in a black cloak and suit. The white stick's in Curo's hands, probably because he knows the weapon.

"Don't worry me like that. When I overheard that you got attacked, I actually panicked." Misumaru, despite seeming calm right now, obviously looks really worried. "...Needless to say the situation's contained itself by now."

"Yeah, and I was worried we weren't going to get a rematch at some point." Rujo remarks, grinning as he walks over to me. "...Which I want, mind you, so we don't need that ass ruining the chances of that."

"Crude description, but I suppose it's true." Keiki sighs. "Don't worry me like that either, Rajime."

"It's not my fault." I stare at the assassin. "It's hers."

"Mmm." Curo shakes his head. "Lady Trish told me to, and I quote, 'stop that damned lunatic with an elaborate stick sniper'. So I did. I hadn't known she attacked you, however."

"She ended up harming me. She's lucky to even be still standing right now, if I hadn't restrained myself." Inochi clears her throat, floating down to the floor, though her right hand's clenched. That's probably her keeping a hold of the rabbit.

"...Yeah." The black-haired girl lowers her bow, taking a breath.

"Still, it's funny the Lunarians had the nerve to even try something like this here, of all the damn places." Mokou points out. "Not my problem anymore though, I've done my part."

...And then she leaves. Huh. Bye, Mokou.

"...I'm gonna go tell Auresh about this. She'll be mad." Shivu, surprisingly, doesn't give in to what she said earlier, storming off in search of her older sister.

"I presume somebody talked her out of killing her then." I sigh with relief. 

"It took some... careful words, but Inochi-san and I managed it." Misumaru grins wryly. "She is oddly child-like for such a mature tengu though."

"Don't ask." Inochi rubs her temple with her free hand. "An assassination attempt on today, of all days, is the last thing I expected."

I take a moment to look around. There's... a lot of broken stuff. Tables, chairs, plates, uh... people, too. Not dead, just bowled over and hurt. Some tengu, some human, some... Tarnished, some youkai, and a lot more. Probably collateral damage from Shivu and maybe Rujo too. And Mokou, albeit that's a slight maybe. "...I don't think Auresh'd like to know about the damage, either."

"Probably not if... I had to guess." The girl who I presume is Ayatsuri sighs.

"...To be fair, I've been looking to let loose for a while now." Rujo admits surprisingly gingerly. "Too many formal people for my liking. This is much more my thing."

"What a brute." Keiki comments on his apparent joy for unprecedented violence. "I'm correct in assuming you're a youkai then?"

"Yeah." Rujo narrows his eyes at her. "Something wrong with that, lady?"

Whoa-. "Hey, don't fight. Not here." I shake my head. Seriously. "Rujo, you literally just patched up things with Nero. Keiki, he's not that bad at heart. He was a human before he became a youkai, so he's still got some of that left in him."

"...He has a point." Misumaru comments. "It'd make too much unnecessary attention if you were to start fighting here and now. Plus, Haniyasushin, it'd be unbecoming of you."

"I suppose so." Keiki sighs, calming down.

"...Yeah." Rujo also calms down, surprisingly. That worked?

"He probably respects you." Raiju comments. "Or me, more like. Us."

"Hmh." Curo shakes his head, turning his attention back to the rabbit assassin. "...Anyways. It's been a while, Takamine."

He... knows her?

"So it really is you then, Curo..." The rabbit finally speaks, slouching. "I knew something was off when I saw another rabbit jump into the fight. Only you'd do that."

"Because it was the right thing to do, containing the situation." Curo kneels, seeming more sympathetic. "Why? Why do this?"

...Everyone else goes quiet to listen to them. I get closer, going onto my knees to look at Takamine, as she's been named. I don't look her in the eyes, more at her face. Her eyes feel weird to even glance at. "Why attack me?"

"I have-..." Takamine stops, before shaking her head. "...No, I guess I do owe you an explanation too. They forced me to do this, they wouldn't send Kirin, Nozomi, or Mazikiya, only me."

"They?" Curo raises a brow. "The Watatsukis?"

"...Mhm." She nods, looking down at the floor. "It was a part of a new operation meant to discombobulate and disorganise Hell. They'd... come across information. That there was a candidate for King of Hell." She looks at me, seeming more... somber. "You."

Takamine looks like she genuinely regrets her actions... Curo's face even softens, too. "So they sent one of my old squadmates down here to do this, then? They seriously wouldn't let anybody else?"

"No. Not at all. I was the best one at infiltrating and picking off targets, I didn't think anything more of this until the fighting began." Takamine shakes her head in denial. "...I think they have moles in Hell. That's how they knew... I... I think."

"Moles in Hell?" Keiki seems surprised to hear this. "I'm vaguely aware of the conflict between Hell and the Moon, although I'd never heard anything of this..."

"That's, uh... huh." Rujo furrows his brows. "Reminds me of a time where I'd have to find youkai spies in the village, despite the fact that there's no need for them to even do that as I've come to learn."

...I wonder what he means by that? I can ask him later, maybe... Still, I look at Takamine. "If you agreed, why regret it now?"

"...Curo - my former leader - sent periodic, discreet messages to us on a frequency only us Phantom Ravi knew." Takamine explains. "He mentioned you and your sister, then it clicked with me who you were only when I was fighting for my life, more or less."

"She could be lying." Misumaru doesn't believe her.

"But she seems pretty genuine..." Ayatsuri believes her, though.

"...Mayumi, step back for now. Let them talk." Keiki orders Mayumi, who was stood completely still at the time, to move away. 

"Yes, Lady Haniyasushin." Mayumi obliges, relaxing and moving away, putting the weird sword away.

Curo examines Takamine for a brief moment, then takes a deep breath, breathing out with similar depth. "I don't honestly know what to do with you, Takamine."

"...Do whatever you want. I'm a lost cause." Takamine closes her eyes. "I can't return to the Moon. They'd know I've failed, and they'd probably punish me. I... I just can't. I'd dishonour our unit if I came back alive, and-..."

"...Damn it." Rujo sounds... annoyed? But he sounds oddly sympathetic. "Look, I know the feeling."

"...Rujo?" I look back at him. Curo jerks his head to Rujo, too.

Inochi seems intrigued, too.

"You... do?" Takamine focuses on him in confusion as well.

"Yeah. I was a human at one point." Rujo looks away, then shakes his head. "I'm not anymore. Hell, I was in a situation exactly like this a few months back. I was a youkai exterminator, I was given an impossible task, and I couldn't return unless if I did the impossible, which mind you, I'm no Hakurei or Kirisame. Just a normal guy with a sword and some strength to his name. If I did, I'd ruin my dad's life, which I worked hard for. So I just never returned, then eventually, fell down a rabbit hole that led to me becoming a youkai."

"Wait-." Inochi's eyes widen. "I've heard of this from a few gargoyles before during the winter, actually. About a human who couldn't return to the village, yet didn't go anywhere that didn't have water. That was you?"

"...It was." Rujo closes his eyes, looking pretty dark. "I'm still pissed about that, too. Becoming a youkai was necessary to survive out there, so people'd stop harassing me."

...Good grief. "I'm... sorry."

"I am, as well. I hadn't known about that." Keiki seems more sympathetic now, looking at him softly. 

"Nah, it's my fault. I never tell anyone about who I was in the past anyway, mostly because it usually annoys me to the point I'd start yelling at people." The nix shakes his head, seeming more neutral than normal. "...But now I just feel... sympathetic. Somebody else is in the same situation I am, beaten half to death by those a lot more powerful than she is. Really reminds me of myself."

Curo blinks slowly at Rujo, deep in thought, then looks at Takamine, then at Inochi. "Release her."

"...Are you certain?" Inochi raises a brow.

"I am." The male rabbit focuses on Takamine again as Inochi unclenches her fist, the vines disappearing. Curo then hands her back the white stick. "Takamine, trust me when I say get the hell out of here. If you stay around, you'll definitely die. Stick to the bamboo forest, you'll wind up at Eientei eventually. You'll know it when you see it."

"Y-... Yes, sir." Takamine seems shocked to see his kindness, before looking at me, getting up quickly. "Also, um... I-I know it doesn't mean much, but... I'm... really sorry, about all this."

"It's not your fault. You realised when it was too late. Fortunately, nothing bad came of it." I just... smile, standing myself.

"Right... Yeah, luckily." She seems pretty relieved.

"Move it, Takamine!" Curo orders her, sounding a lot more firm that time. "When I return, I'd better see you at Eientei!"

"Y-Yes!" She clumsily salutes, before seemingly disappearing from view, as I hear frantic footsteps dashing away, fading slowly into the noise of the crowd.

"Huh." Raiju sounds... done. Personally, I share the feeling. Despite today seeming calmer, it has literally been the opposite. Crikey. "You've said crikey twice in the past five minutes."

I know. Crikey, mate. I'm trying slang.

"...Now that that's sorted." Curo takes a deep breath. "I'm going to go report this to Yagokoro then Lady Trish. Needless to say, the latter won't be pleased to hear this, and the former needs to hear it."

"I'm imagining so." Misumaru places her arms behind her back, turning away. "Enjoy the banquet while you can, the rest of you."

...Then she leaves.

"I'll... make sure Auresh isn't throwing a tantrum." Inochi takes a deep breath, moving to leave.

"And I suppose I'll sample whatever else I can." Keiki glances at Mayumi. "Mayumi, accompany me, would you?"

"Of course." Mayumi and Keiki then proceed to go off elsewhere, leaving just me, Rujo, and Ayatsuri.

"...Fuck me, I need a drink." Rujo groans, then spares me a glance. "Also, uh... I'm still in the middle of patching things up with dad, by the way."

"Nero's your father?" Ayatsuri asks, curious.

"Yep. I'm his failure of a son who 'ran away from home to pursue youkai debauchery'. Village council words, not mine." Rujo snorts, seemingly taking pride in that statement. "...These days, though, I'm more of a... uh... environment enthusiast. Water youkai need help since there's, well, not a lot of water in Gensokyo to begin with. Mostly Misty Lake, Genbu Ravine, uh... and some other specific places. Streams and lakes're needed. I give them that. Hell, maybe an ocean too."

Nice way of saying you flooded the land for no reason, Rujo. 

"Huh..." The girl nods, looking pretty interested in that.

"Also, who the hell even are you, again?" Rujo quirks a brow. "All I know of you is that you just randomly rushed into that brawl with that bow and arrow of yours. Never heard your name."

"O-Oh, um, Ayatsuri Kioku." She introduces herself. "I-I'm... a friend, of Inochi's. Well-. Friend might be, um, putting it lightly, actually, we're a lot closer." Then she raises her brows. "B-But not in an intimate way, or anything, we're just really good-."

"We get it, you're a disaster lesbian." Rujo chuckles. How's he know that term? He notices my confused face. "...Me and my dad aren't native to Gensokyo. We're outsiders. Half Chinese, half Japanese. We fit right in."

"Oh." I nod. "...That explains it then."

"...What's... a disaster lesbian, exactly...?" Ayatsuri does not know the term. "Is it something bad, o-or...?"

"It means you're gay." The nix puts it right out there. "...Except you don't start the romantic stuff. You wait for the other person."

"I-... Oh, um-." Ayatsuri's blushing now. "I-... I see. Well then, um, I'll just be... g-going, now...!"

She quickly runs away, embarrassed.

"...You could've put that lighter." I look at Rujo.

"I could've." He grins like an idiot. "Yet I chose not to. Mizu'd probably whack me on the head for puttin' it like that though. You ah... y'wanna go somewhere quieter? Talk some stuff out? I mean, you pretty much almost got assassinated if it weren't for that nature goddess, so... y'know."

Oh, he's offering just like that? "...Sure. I could use some time to wind down."

"Right. One sec." He turns, then chucks that bucket of water he's holding elsewhere-.

"Kyaa~h!" I have no idea who he splashed with that, but in the next moment I see a soaked Sodatsu. Um.

"I spotted an empty place earlier, on the side of the hill." Rujo gestures for me to follow him, starting to walk in a direction. "C'mon."

Well, I don't have anything better to do...

 


 

He wasn't lying. This place is devoid of people. We're both sat on the side of the hill, looking over a large part of Gensokyo. It's pretty much almost midnight now. Crazy how time flies.

We've been talking. And talking. No fighting, or attempt at starting a fight more like, from Rujo, which is surprising given he wants to rematch me.

I've... come to learn more about him. He ranted on and on about how much he hated the Human Village. Rujo did mention Keine here and there though, said she helped him out of a rough spot in the past. Same went for Meira, funnily enough.

He was actually a well-respected youkai exterminator at one point. Rujo put his fighting skills to good use whenever possible, he'd even toughen up guards if they were slacking, keep them sharp, whilst also being pretty lenient. The reason he did so was so he could make Nero proud of him, whilst Rujo provided for his father and himself out of kindness. Nero, before Rujo left the village after being tasked with the impossible, actually had a shop where he'd fix old and broken things and then make them look as good as new.

All in all, Rujo was a nice guy before, if not overly stubborn. He was confident. Overconfident. That's what led to his downfall. According to him, apparently the village guard didn't like him sticking his nose into their affairs every so often, mostly out of concern for village security. Hell, Rujo was even being considered for the village council. That's when he was given an impossible task. Killing a particular yuki-onna called Moffe Mizuraya, who later turned out to be an occasional entertainer in the village that Rujo was very familiar with.

It really was just like with Takamine. He realised when it was too late and couldn't go back to face the music of failing. So, instead, he lived in the wild. Mostly around Misty Lake. Apparently he made friends with the people who lived there pretty quickly, which is surprising given most of his friends were youkai.

Though, he was also well-known among lesser youkai too, not just humans. Or so he claims, at least. Apparently, he was actually killing youkai who were starting to become a problem for the lesser youkai, so indirectly, he helped them by, ironically, killing youkai. As one does.

He met Mizu sometime before becoming a nix, he noticed her getting bullied by some water fairies and shooed them off even though he knew Mizu'd probably be fine. That's how the two of them met, supposedly. 

...All in all, Rujo's an interesting guy who's suffered through a lot to get where he is now.

In return, I decided to tell him about myself. Who I was. Properly. We only knew of each other through brief meetings and the whole flood incident. Plus Raiju beating him up.

"Ey." Raiju snaps his apparent fingers.

"Damn." Still, Rujo grimaces. "Lost your parents, huh?"

"Yep." I nod once, looking ahead. I'm not gonna hide that fact anymore. It's out for the wind to carry now... which sounds oddly symbolic, so I must be getting tired. "Epsi and Mar were badly hurt too, so it was just me and Trish at home for a while."

"Starting to think I got lucky growing up then." Rujo sighed. "Don't get me wrong, I grew up with my mom and dad, but... things happened between them. Mom tried to make me doubt dad. Said he killed a man once, which I knew was bullshit from the get-go. Dad wouldn't kill somebody, never in his life, I'm sure of it. So I told him. He shouted at mom for spreading lies, then the next day, mom left. So it was just me and Nero after that."

Ah. "Why would your mother do that though?" That just sounds cruel.

"Hell if I know." He shakes his head. "It's in the past though, so it doesn't bother me anymore. Besides, dad was better than mom by a long shot. Nero'd do everything he could to make sure I was happy, when I was younger. When we got spirited away to Gensokyo, it became the opposite really quickly, heh."

"Ah." At least he's not brooding over that too. "You have any siblings?"

"Nope." Rujo shakes his head. "Dad and mom lived in China when I was born. Dad's Japanese, mom's Chinese. Back then, the one child policy was still a thing, so..."

"Oh. Right. I completely forgot that was a thing until a few years ago." I nod a few times, to which he laughs at.

"Well, around five or six, so yeah, a few." The nix looks up to the starry sky quietly, then back to me. It's odd seeing him this... pacified. He's usually a lot more angry-looking.

"Mr. Angry Eyes is no more. Aw." Raiju sounds disappointed. "Then again, maybe it's good Rujo isn't unnecessarily angry for no reason."

That is true... It's actually nice seeing him be more... friendly? Maybe the whole incident taught him a lesson... Or maybe Nero did. Or Mizu.

"I still go back to the village sometimes." Rujo speaks up, looking down at Gensokyo. "Nobody recognises me. I can hide who I am pretty well, so long as they don't look at my ears or face for too long."

"Ah." So he goes back every now and then? "...Was it different to the last time you were there?"

"Yeah. It changes daily, sometimes." He rests his head in his hand, using the other to point in the general location of the main village itself. "Sometimes it's to visit old friends I left behind who know I'm a youkai, but say nothing. Good friends I can trust. Other times it's for..." He slowly trails off, looking more and more sheepish. "Okay, don't laugh at this, but sometimes I go into the village to get things to entertain some of the younger youkai around Misty Lake."

"That's not a bad thing." I grin wryly. "That's actually pretty nice of you. Shows you're still human at heart."

"...Guess so." He begins laughing sheepishly. "Sometimes I bump into Meira. You know her, purple-haired youkai exterminator, has a sword? First time she saw me back as a youkai, she half-contemplated reporting me, but decided against it out of respect. I also had this little side gig of delivering bottled water here and there. My way of keeping some form of money on me."

"Bottled water, huh." I echo, thinking about it. "You know, Rujo, you seem so... angry all the time, at everything. Yet here you're a lot more... peaceful? Friendly?"

"You don't sound sure. Not that I can... really blame you from that." The nix clicks his tongue, before pulling out a bottle of water and downing the contents. "Sorry, gotta stay hydrated. Being out of water for a while dries me up. You should see Mizu when she's like that, she's a lot worse than I am."

"I don't mind." Smiling, I rest my hands on my legs. 

"...Right." Rujo chuckles, cracking his neck and stretching. "Still, uh... Well, you sounding unsure's mostly my fault. Nobody really gets to see this side of me, because I actively try to keep strangers away. So they don't see who I really am and take my secretly soft heart as a weakness."

"Ah. That's... understandable, but you should open up more." I stare at him softly.

"I know, damn it, I just..." He scratches his neck. "Talking with dad again, uh... It opened my eyes a little. Maybe I was still clinging to the anger I had from practically being exiled for no reason. Of course, anybody'd be pissed at that, but I was exceptionally pissed. You know, my family name's 'death' in Japanese, right? Maybe it'd be better if I just died instead of becoming a youkai."

"That's not true. You know it isn't, too." I give him a more firm stare this time, lowering my brows.

...In response, Rujo nods. "Yeah, just me being weird again. You know, uh... About a week after I became a nix, somebody approached me and Mizu. Nobody I recognised, anyway."

"...When did you become a nix?" I tilt my head.

"December. Really early on. Maybe late November." He responds, then continues with what he was saying. "Still, it was a woman. Rainbow hair, rainbow eyes, rainbow everything. The odd thing was, her colours visibly moved and blended with each other which was bloody fucking weird if you ask me. It was like her body was just... trying to change, trying to become something else, but she held the same shape consistently."

Like her body was trying to become something else entirely, huh...? "...I see... Why tell me this?"

"You probably know this by now because of that bastard Shameimaru, but me, Tyra, and Mizu were all in the same group, the Dour Devas of Destruction." Rujo's face hardens, his tone growing more and more serious. "It was a mostly youkai-dominated group, but there was one human and one robot, I think. The woman who approached me and Mizu was the leader of the group. Bruschetta, she told me that's what we could call her anyway, and that she had a 'plan to shake Gensokyo to the core'. To topple the balance. Despite being a youkai, she wanted to force youkai and humans to become one and the same... or that's what she said, at least. The same beings."

...Whoa. "That's..." I furrow my brows. "How would she do that?"

"Hell if I know. She never elaborated too much, kept it secret with the older members of the group. I was the next in line to be told until she told us to go ahead with our flood incident and, ironically, test the waters of Gensokyo's response to us. Or them now, at least, considering how me, Tyra, and Mizu've all left the group now. I felt like... I belonged. But now I've thought about it. I don't want people ending up like me. Not again. Seeing that rabbit also made me realise, everybody suffers through something, just in slightly different ways."

"Huh." Raiju echoes. "Wait, maybe ask him about Mizuchi? He said youkai-dominated group, so that might include, y'know, a vengeful spirit."

True. "Rujo, have you heard of somebody called Mizuchi Miyadeguchi?" I ask him.

"...Yeah, actually." He nods, raising a brow. "Why're you asking?"

"Is there a chance she's a Deva as well?" I tilt my head.

"Nope. No ghosts in the group, as far as I could tell." He denies. So that means she's doing something entirely different to Bruschetta...

"...Isn't bruschetta a type of bread?" Raiju asks, confused. Yeah, Italian bread, actually. "Imagine naming yourself after fucking bread."

...That is funny, when you mention it.

"Still, uh, why're you asking?" He asks me next, seeming pretty serious. "Do you know something I don't?"

Okay, I think I can trust him with this. "She reached out to me during the banquet. After I got attacked, but before I met up with you guys detaining Takamine." Raising a finger, I look ahead, trying to spot Misty Lake. When I do, I point over to it. "She and I talked for a little, she thanked me for causing chaos at the banquet, which was her goal. Introduced herself to me. Far as I'm aware, she has no idea who I really am and told me to meet up at Misty Lake."

"Oh. That's... interesting." Rujo scratches his chin. "I've heard of her. Apparently she goes around possessing people in the order of incidents that happen. So far, she's been to the Scarlet Devil's place at first, and most recently, that bamboo forest place."

So he has. "...What's your take on her?"

"Personally? I don't like her too much, but I don't hate her." Crossing his arms, he sighs. "Part of me respects her to not stick my nose in her business. Whatever vendetta she's got against the Hakurei, I don't care, and that's... well, I'd say final, but it's really not."

He doesn't like or hate her. Interesting. "...Would you mind sticking around Misty Lake around tomorrow at dusk? That's when I'm meeting her there."

"You just want backup if things go bad. I can respect that." He snorts. "Sure, I'll be there. Mizu'll be there too, probably."

"Thanks. It means a lot." I smile warmly.

"Heh, yeah, whatever." Standing up, Rujo slips his hands into his pockets, turning away. "Hey, uh... Thanks for talking to me. Helps to get this stuff off of my chest."

"Likewise. If you want to talk, I'm always willing to lend an ear." Maintaining my smile, I look back ahead at the dark land ahead.

"You bloody sound like Nero's sensei or superior or whatever the hell'd you call her." Rujo snorts. I stare at him blankly. "That head nun of that Myouren Temple place? Uh... What's her name... Byakuren?"

Byakuren...? Hmm. 

"Oh, and don't forget." He turns back to me. "I still want that rematch."

"You'll get it, eventually." I grin in kind. I'll let you handle that, Raiju, since you're the better fighter.

"Duly noted." Raiju sounds pretty neutral about that. "I mean, hey, I'm not complaining about getting to stretch my legs here and there, man."

True enough, I guess.

"I'll hold you to it. Enjoy your night." With that, Rujo leaves, leaving me to watch over Gensokyo by myself, alone.

...It's peaceful... And looking at the land makes me realise just how big it actually is.

...It also makes me realise something else.

"Like what?" Raiju asks.

Just how much work we have to do, both here and in Hell.

"...Uh-huh." He sighs. "But you feel confident, right?"

Yeah. As long as I've got people that care about me, I feel pretty much unstoppable.

...And it'll always stay that way. Nothing'll change that fact.

Nothing... at all...

...

Notes:

okay so despite this being the banquet chapter, the stuff in Liberty was SOMEHOW LONGER LMAO, then again, silia is cool, shonin is weird, local taotie is a walking black hole, eiki is eiki, and okina is also weird.

abrupt tyra appearance is also abrupt, so. uh. she's there. but for good reasons!

ANYWAYS, the new characters of the chapter! or, more specifically, some of the AOBP cast (Inochi, Durin, Ayatsuri, Renegain), Shivu (who is a precious cinnamon roll despite being a walking catastrophe in the making), Takamine (Curo's former squad member), and Mizuchi. Oh god, Mizuchi.

...you know? I actually like Mizuchi. A lot of people hate on her for having stupid plot armour, but she's an interesting character regardless. Even without that plot armour in FDS, there's definitely a way to keep her interesting

and you know what they say when there's bullshit amok! counter it with more bullshit! not that it. actually happened here. BUT HEY hopefully I actually got her presented pretty well? she's like a big bad, but I'm going to surprise you, hopefully!

anywho, Inochi is... intriguing. she's based off of the Greek earth goddess Gaia, which DOES mean she's from the same roots as Shonin and Hecatia. plus she's just a fun character, especially when she gets pissed at something!

Durin's up to his bullshit as usual. except he's not based off of anything specifically, he's more like a mix between a golem and a minor deity (those that read AOBP will probably know why). he's informal, a dumbass, yet a chill guy.

Renegain. she's... there. her reveal as the Dredgen MIGHT seem abrupt, but she uses that alias for a very good reason (which may be revealed at some point.) she's a human. she is comedic. very casual.

Shivu is a cinnamon roll and I am glad she could finally be introduced. originally she was meant to be a lot more mature and wise, but. then it hit me. having a literal adult tengu acting like a little kid was a hilarious yet fitting idea. her entire existence is a calamity, so one could say she reverted to a childlike state to enjoy her life? hmm. theories, theories.

as for Takamine? well, those that've read EoI knows she's a member of the small Phantom Ravi team, and the only other one to appear thus far outside of Curo. she's not a bad person, but she's not a good person, either. I mean, hey, we got brief Rujo lore out of that, so... that's a win, I guess? you can expect more of the Phantom Ravi, trust me.

and then we have Ayatsuri, the amnesiac protagonist of AOBP who's been delegated to a more casual role here in EoC, armed with the Dionysus String and the Lunacy Arrow. don't get me wrong, she is still one of IE's various protagonists, and she IS important to the story of EoC, just not yet.

also i bet you didn't expect 'impromptu assassination attempt' to appear in this chapter, of all things, and not be done by mizuchi

i know i also set up last chapter that kaguya could appear this chapter. uh. things change. and i couldn't find a way to meaningfully put her in.

ANYWHO that should wrap it up (if this note somehow gets longer than last chapter's note i will eat my chair, holy shit), next chapter, expect more mizuchi-related bullshit, plus we're at the gambling den again! that's fun!!!!!

rajime almost said fuck too. keyword almost. anyways leave it to rajime to nonchalantly talk to somebody who tried to assassinate him like ten minutes ago

unrelated but i swear i'm not trying to get 'longest touhou fic in existence on ao3' but considering the fact this has 300k+ words despite being only 12 chapters long. yeah.

Chapter 13: Black-White Insurrection

Summary:

In which Rajime strives to ascertain more of Mizuchi's ambitions, whilst seeing if he can persuade the vengeful spirit to stop what she's doing before it grows worse. Although, can you really convince somebody like Mizuchi...? And even then, there's other things breathing down Rajime's neck already... particularly an event that may change his life for the better.

Notes:

mmm, another den day :) mostly filled with familiar characters this time! this means barely any new ocs or characters. i have a problem with introducing way too many characters at once it short circuits some people's brains. apologies if this happened to you, i am just an Absolute Idiot

other things you can expect this chapter that aren't related to mizuchi:
- seiga being seiga (that is still a plot thread, no seiga spontaneously appearing was not a one-off she still exists)
- weird-ass dreams featuring a specific character who is not doremy (featuring drunk chimata before that)
- you ever forget rajime doesn't have just junko as a psuedo-parent? (the hecc)
- yoko talks about her brother (real)
- hey look lotus eaters is canon (to an extent) lol!
- raiju. that is all you need to know. shinmy has something to do with this being mentioned.
- hey look it's satori hi satori

chapterly oc count (now including raiju for reasons that will be made apparent) is 11 (with more mentioned). only 1 oc is new of that 11 but it's somebody who was mentioned before.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

The banquet was decent if anything. Pretty loud and lively after the attempted assassination on myself, but... it was still pleasant enough to enjoy. Met a few more of my friends there. Aya interviewed me, only to get whacked over the head by Auresh in a comical manner. Auresh did apologise to me as to how an assassination attempt slipped by her and the Tarnished, but I didn't mind.

I did think about Takamine for a little while. I... honestly hope she's doing alright, even if she tried to kill me not too long ago. People can change. Like Rujo.

I thought about Rujo and his circumstances an awful lot too. Even brought it up to Nero, who I bumped into whilst enjoying the festivities with Ichirin. They honestly seemed surprised that Rujo willingly told me what happened to him. Far as they're concerned, it's unheard of.

Though I did hear Rujo gained an appreciation for Buddhism. Might be a good thing for him. It'd probably help with his anger issues, right?

Plus, I met some people I didn't know or haven't met before, such as Kaguya. She's a lunar princess that got exiled from the Moon and decided to stay on earth for becoming immortal due to drinking the Hourai Elixir, but she's someone I hadn't bumped into at Eientei whilst I was there one time with Junko. Trish apparently pissed her off, but then again, I'd get why Trish'd do that. She doesn't like people who are overly formal-sounding. Such as Kaguya. Probably why she hangs around Mokou and Curo. I did hear an interesting fact that Trish supposedly flirted with Eirin one time, which is weird because Trish isn't normally a flirtatious person.

As for other people I don't know? I met a surprising amount of oni at the banquet, one particularly by the name of Suika. Nothing odd with that, but Dezain gifted me a bunch of her paper's recent editions, and I read something about Auresh that intrigued me. She doesn't like oni, especially Suika, so why were there oni at the banquet...? Maybe she just respects their strength enough. Maybe it's similar to Tenma. I mean, hell, I saw Tensai there, and he's an oni from the Ministry.

Speaking of which, I sadly wasn't able to meet Tenma. Meeting the true chief of the crow tengu sounded interesting, but I guess I can settle for Megumu... even if Chima doesn't really like Megumu anymore.

Another interesting fact? Apparently there're variations of oni. I don't know how that works, but that's cool. Pretty fascinating too. Like... blue oni, for example. They exist. Mostly female, but still. But apparently there're oni who're employed and not employed by the Ministry of Right and Wrong. Tensai's an example of the former, whilst Suika's an example of the latter. It's interesting, even if the oni are known to be very heavy drinkers, comically strong and durable, and good partiers, they're still pretty diverse.

What else did I do whilst I was there? Hmm... It's a blur to me. I know I didn't drink alcohol, because I don't. I only drink non-alcoholic cocktails and the like. Because I favour not being drunk. Trish, on the other hand... let's just say she can rival the oni when it comes to drinking, despite the fact she's clearly a normal human.

Oh-. I saw Hecatia, actually! We chatted for a bit, though it was mostly her asking how I was finding Hell and if Shonin was being annoying. One can guess what my answers to those questions were. She treats me similar to how Junko does, albeit much more lenient and fun. Some people think her choice in attire is... freaky. Hell, I heard somebody call her 'Freaky T-Shirt Weirdo' at one point. Exact words, by the way, but I think her clothes're cool. Fits Hell's theme of not being a conformist place at all. A place of the free, for people to indulge in what they want without minimal restraint.

...Speaking of Hell, apparently Shonin brought a load of demons and devils, as well as Hell fairies which are apparently a thing, out to 'spice things up'. Hecatia's words, not mine. The next thing I know somebody set fire to Shivu. Then two people died. But they lived. I say that as in they died but came back to life, somehow. I don't know how Shivu did that, but that was... really, really odd.

Other people I didn't meet consisted of that Atriox guy Silia mentioned here and there. He seems like a pretty dark guy, humour-wise and literally. Somebody Trish'd like to be around, I'm certain. I met this shinigami called Komachi too, who was with Eiki. Apparently she's Eiki's subordinate, but she's supposedly a frequent visitor of my sister's bar.

...I should visit Outer Heaven at some point, if not to say hey to Trish and Curo.

Still, the banquet went by in a flash. I honestly enjoyed it quite a lot, and I'm not a party person. Maybe I should attend parties more...? I mean, I'll probably have to, seeing as how I'm the King of Hell. Or, um, King of Hell in training, anyway...

So, um, after... the banquet, though, I returned to Liberty. To my quarters. With Chima. Kasa-chan's still weirdly missing, and I don't know where she is... Maybe she'll show up again at some point. Either that or she's gathering more information from Megumu for me.

Normally I would've gone right to sleep, seeing as how I have to, well, actively seek out Mizuchi tomorrow at Misty Lake. Because I 'agreed' to help her. What she doesn't know is that Okina's onto her, as am I. Though, I have my own ambitions with wanting to go along with her.

"Like, y'know, wanting to see if she can change." Raiju adds in. Yes, thank you, that's what I mean. "Mate, we're talking about somebody who hates youkai with a burning passion and only cares about humans. I don't think Mizuchi is going to change because you asked nicely."

Mmm. She's aware of my family though... and that might be a good and a bad thing. Good as in she might consider me important and useful enough to keep around. Bad as in she might consider me important and useful enough to keep around. Plus, I have no idea what she's planning.

Still, talking about Mizuchi can wait until later. Okina said she'd talk to Sannyo about today. Sage business, as much as I want to work at the den normally for once, is very important. Last time got interrupted with the flood. This time has been interrupted by Mizuchi. Okina has been involved both times. Can I just work normally for once, without an interruption? Honestly...

"Gensokyo is literally anything but normal." Raiju reminds me. I know that. It's just really annoying, but I can't bring myself to dislike it. It's a beautiful place, if not comically dangerous. "Comically dangerous as in deceptively young-looking women holding a god-like power?"

...Pretty much. I mean, take Hecatia for example. Apparently she's really strong. Like. Way too strong. I walked into her one time and I felt like I walked into a very thick chunk of tungsten shaped like a human. It hurt.

"...Hecatia's the Goddess of Hell." Raiju also reminds me. She is. "If you wanna use a real example, take Medicine as one. Dude-. She is small but very deadly. The poison."

T-. 'The poison'? What does that-?

"The poison." He smugly repeats. Why are you smug. How you function will never cease to amaze me sometimes... Or is it more astound...? Words are hard.

Still, you... have a point, I can't deny. Medicine is obnoxiously dangerous because she can poison anything. Pair that with what Strand's apparent poison can do... she's pretty much an unstoppable force.

Come to think of it, she used Strand's poison very easily. I think me letting her use it might have allowed her to access it at any given moment.

"...What you're meaning to say is that Medicine can spontaneously make people cease to exist now." Raiju smacks his lips. "Huh. Not sure what to make of that... At least she won't use it on us."

True. Medicine likes me. We're friends. She actually looks up to me, dare I say it. Me. A human. A member of the species she hates because of being abandoned by one. Pretty ironic, innit...?

"That it freakin' is." Snorting, my alter ego groans a little. "Anyways, uh, what're you doing with Chimata?"

Oh, right, that.

To paint the scene, I'm in my quarters, standing over Chima. Who is on the floor. She has a bottle of wine in one hand and she is very drunk. My stuff, as well as some of hers, is placed 'neatly' around the room. Neatly as in Chimata drunkenly dismissed stuff she had whilst I calmly placed my things, Aegis and my bag included, away, as well as unnecessary accessories such as Kenko, Zoka, my hat, my gloves, and my ribbons. Oh, and our shoes... and the coat Okina gave me that I completely forgot I had on, somehow.

...Because who wears shoes in their bedroom?

...I don't know if I should blame Momoyo for just dumping Chimata on me whilst she's like this. This is her problem as far as I'm concerned, because she caused this.

Or maybe it was Zeitaku's fault, since I noticed she was trying to slip away discreetly. Then again, Chima's been talking about the potential of holding a market at the Scarlet Devil Mansion, saying she had a nice chat with Remilia about it. I think Jill scared her simply by being herself though.

"Ra~ji~me~." Chimata's drunken giggle snaps me from my thoughts as I look down at her properly again. Some of her zippers are undone, by the way. She did that after we got in here, though, so maybe that's a good thing~...?

As for why her zippers are undone? A drunk Chima is a force to be reckoned with, let me say that right now. 

Fortunately, none of the zippers that are unzipped are showing any, uh, specific parts of the body. And any that get close fortunately have the pins on her outfit to hold them together.

Maybe that's why she has so many zippers and pins holding her outfit together? For situations like this.

Still, I should reply, so I do, crouching down a little. "What?"

"I can't~... feel my face." Giggling like a maniac, she raises the bottle of wine she's holding into the air. To be fair, that is not the only bottle she has gone through. She's downed, like, three others which're scattered about the room. Not too sure what to do with that, but apparently gods can drink as much as they want. Because they're gods. They don't suffer alcohol poisoning like mortal people do. 

Still gets them drunk though. "...Honestly, you need to lay off the wine a little." But I voice my concern regardless.

"Ahah~... Don't be such a party pooper." She boops me on the nose, albeit sloppily.

"I-." I did not expect her to say that, so I stifle a little laugh, reeling back a tiny bit with surprise. "I'm just worried that you might get too drunk."

"There's no such thing~! Silly~, I'm pe~rfectly fine..." Chima rolls her head on the floor a little. She's blushing to the point her entire face looks like a seedless strawberry. Or a tomato. Something like that.

"I like this Chimata." Raiju sounds pretty fine with this. Raiju, keep in mind she's my girlfriend. Our girlfriend. I-. Something like that. Words are hard when you're two people at once. "I know. You know, having an interal dialogue when you're also an internal dialogue for somebody else is fucking weird."

I know. Whenever you take control, or when I let you, I know exactly what that's like. It's... very weird, simply put.

"Right?!" He begins cackling like an idiot. As he does, I suppose...

Back to Chimata, um... "No, seriously." I tilt my head at her. "...How're you going to get in bed? You're on the floor."

"I'm... on the floor~...?" Chima looks like she spaces out in a drunken manner. It's honestly kinda cute-looking. "No~... I'm in bed."

...She's in bed. That's nice. But in all seriousness... "No you aren't."

"Whah~?" She looks around in an exaggerated manner, before spotting the bed. Then she realises. "O~h! I thought I was on it!"

I laugh a little, before crouching down a little further. "...You alright to stand?"

"U~hm." Giving it a little thought, she gives me a dumb little grin. "I don't know~...?"

She doesn't know. Huh.

"Dude. No. Carry her." Raiju. "Trust me on this!"

My arms will literally snap in two. I cannot carry a person, let alone shopping bags.

"C'mon. Please?" He begs. I-. Alright, fine.

"...Alright then." I take a breath, then kneel down proper, lifting the god up in my arms. I-... She's heavier than she looks. Ow. My arms. "Come here, you."

"Whoa~!" She's surprised to get lifted off of the ground, which should be an obvious reaction to such a thing. "Aww~. You're soft."

"...So I am." I can't help but smile at this. Even then, my arms are in absolute agony because they've never lifted a person.

Raiju, I blame you for this.

"Worth." You sound proud. My arms hurting is not something to be proud over. "Mate, you really should consider working out somewhat. I mean, do what Trish does. Be obnoxiously strong with little muscle showing."

...Is that even possible?

"I mean. If I can think it's possible, probably is, yeah." I hate that logic because it's literally true. 'If you can think about doing something, that something is possible'. I hate that logic, even though I probably shouldn't, because it can lead to... honestly, the stupidest of things.

Like, for example, thinking about death via coughing. That's actually possible by the way.

"...That has me wondering if Medicine coughing could be considered an attack. Seeing as how she's, y'know, poison incarnate." Raiju audibly wonders. What's with your sudden obsession of Medicine lately anyway...? Plus-. She's a doll. She doesn't need to cough. She doesn't even need to breathe, I think. "Fuck, s'true that. As for, uh, why I keep talking about her? I dunno. She's a funny little doll."

She's half my height. She's not 'little'.

"Counterargument, her title's 'Sweet Little Poison'." Raiju... argues. I-. Yes, that is true, but still, she's not little in the literal sense.

Also, my arms absolutely ache, so I muster what little physical strength I have, both in my legs and arms, and put pretty much all effort into getting Chima onto my bed as fast as humanly possible in a gentle manner. Once that's done, I hurl myself into bed too, because pain in arms is bad. Sleep is good.

"Mmh..." Unexpectedly, I am brought into a sloppy embrace by my drunk goddess girlfriend, whilst being kissed just as sloppily on my cheek. That is normally a sentence somebody wouldn't say. But I am in Hell right now, so anything is possible these days. Hell, tomorrow I could wake up to a flaming chicken running around in a panic for all I know. Or wake up to Okina watching me creepily again. That was weird.

...

It stays like this for a good few moments. Our positions, I mean. Then Chima parts her lips from my cheek, still clearly tipsy. I can smell wine on her breath. Ech. Good thing I skipped the heavy drinks whilst I was still at the banquet...

...I don't know why I said that. I don't drink alcohol. I didn't drink anything alcoholic whilst I was there, just the non-alcoholic stuff. I know the Tarnished make really good milk tea now, anyway. Actually, was it even milk tea? It might've been a milk substitute... Hell if I know anyway.

"Rajime?" Chimata catches my attention again. She's still drunk, so she hasn't sobered up...

"...Yeah?" I glance at her. We're snuggled up under the covers. It's comfy, even if she has protrusions on her outfit. Like pins and zippers.

"Are~... you busy, tomorrow~...?" She asks me. Why's she asking that...?

"I'm at the den, yeah." I nod once, then look at her. I do contemplate mentioning my deal with Okina regarding Mizuchi, but she doesn't need to know. Safer that way, right...? "Why?"

"Aww." Chima has a look of disappointment. "I wanted to be at home... with you."

"I'll be back in time for tea, don't worry." I awkwardly chuckle. Namely because I might actually get back to Liberty pretty late, but I don't want her worrying. "Just a quick day at the den, followed by some slight errands that need doing."

"Oka~y..." She accepts this response at least, her hold on me lightening just a little as she nuzzles her head into my shoulder. "Apparently there's a cherry blossom viewing coming up~... At, um..."

Pausing, she seems to try and remember what that place is called. "Haku... Hagukyi... No, uhm~... Hakugyo... kurou? Hakugyokurou, I think...? The name's a bit of a mouthful."

O~h. "You're thinking of holding a market there aren't you? Like I suggested?" I casually smile. I'm not against visiting a cherry blossom viewing... even if I have no idea what to expect of a place with a name like that. I don't even know why it's called that, either.

"If you input it into a GPS it just explodes because who names a place that." Raiju off-handedly comments. Right? It reminds me of this place in Wales called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. "...How the fuck did you just say that without stopping once?"

Knowing your home country is a good thing, let's leave it at that. How did they fit four consecutive 'L's into a single name though...?

"The Welsh are strange people." Raiju snorts. Alright, yeah, let's leave it at that too. "Not as strange as Scottish people, let alone a drunk Scottish man with explosives."

...That sounds like somebody Suika'd like, probably. Or any oni for that matter. The Scots are pretty good drinkers in general.

"Yeah!" Also, Chimata pumps one hand in the air. "It's in~... four days. I think that's what that ghost lady told me, at least..."

Ghost lady? Hmm. May be something to look into later... "What else do you know about that place?"

"It's a sort of afterlife~...? Mostly for artists." She nods once, humming drunkenly. "Apparently there's a lot of cherry blossoms there."

An afterlife, huh? "Liberty might have some information on it."

If not that, I can always ask Eiki about it. Shonin might know something, too, or Hecatia. One of the bigwigs.

"Ask in the morning." Raiju orders. Fair, I am pretty tired right now anyway... 

"It might! Hmm..." She dwells on it for a moment, before nodding. "I'll ask Shonin. I... think. Or Aikido. I dunno~. Aikido's pretty smart."

"She is." I start lying my head down with the intent of sleeping. "Worry about it tomorrow though. Goodnight."

"Oh! Goodnight!" She also takes this as a sign to start sleeping too... Thank... whoever that I don't have to put up with a drunk Chimata in bed.

...My mind slowly drifts off, spacing out...

 


 

I'm... in the Dream World, right? The first thing I see after appearing is... nothing. A black space, filled with white twinkling objects. The closer I look, those are stars.

"...You came."

I'm greeted with an unfamiliar voice. Not Doremy's. She's the only person I know of who can talk to me in a dream...

This voice is more... imposing. Composed. Calm. Eerily calm, at that. A person who sounds pretty confident in their own abilities.

"...Hello?" I look around for a moment in confusion. Namely because imposing voice. What's weirder is that Raiju isn't here again.

"Be not afraid... or something along those lines, that the angels would typically say." The voice sighs out, before showing itself to me. It's a woman, who's taller than anybody I've seen. She's like fifteen feet tall. Wow. "I am not here with the intent of doing harm... or any other malicious activity for that matter."

She has knee-length oceanic blue hair and honeycomb yellow eyes. Despite her... imposing and refined-sounding voice, her clothes don't seem all that dissimilar to Hecatia's style. 

I say that, as in she's wearing a shoulder-less T-shirt with the words 'Memento Mori' slathered on it crazily in red. Though, she wears an oddly formal-looking long skirt that tapers off into the various colours of the rainbow. This woman has a reddish-orange choker on her neck too, as well as a hat that looks weirdly like a podium, only with nothing in it.

Plus, she just has this... aura to her. That she should be familiar, but at the same time, she shouldn't be. It's the same sensation I got when Chang'e was mentioned to me for the first time. Deja vu, maybe...? 

I then note one very weird thing about her. Planets, as far as the eye can see, line the space around her, all chained to her choker on very thin red strings. And she's holding this... weapon. A glaive that's as tall as her, that she's holding by her side. It's golden, decorated with snake prints and a model bust of a hound at the end that isn't a blade.

"Creature of Man." She addresses me in a serious tone. "Wielder of a power that only the gods should hold. I come not as an enemy, nor as a friend. Only as a herald... one who is particularly troubled by something, at least."

"...A herald?" I'm not too sure if I follow...

"A herald." The woman nods once, floating past me, her back turned. The planets move with her, with the strings stretching and relaxing as they shift. "...A being that has existed for many millennia. With such millennia comes wisdom. Great wisdom. Archives upon archives of wisdom, at that."

...She doesn't look like a human or a youkai. Or even a god for that matter. She looks more alien if anything, like Tyra. Clear, crystal white skin that seems incredibly smooth it would ripple at even the slightest touch...

I have a theory as to who this is, though...

"I suppose a name would assist in things, wouldn't it? An identity." Interlocking her fingers, she turns her head to me. "I am the one you may call Lubrae Hieropha. The previous ruler of Hell. Has Hecate spoken highly of me in my absence? Satan?"

Lubrae. I thought this was Lubrae, especially considering what little I know of her. I didn't expect somebody like this, though... "They have. Clownpiece has too."

"The pierrot." Lubrae looks more... solemn, for a moment, before shaking her head with closed eyes. "I am imagining she would miss my presence... How have the yama faired?"

Uh... "The only yama I know of is Eiki, but apparently the yama really liked you...?" I tilt my head with uncertainty.

"Ah. The Yamaxanadu." She nods at this information calmly, a small smile forming on her face. Lubrae seems like such a mellow, tranquil person, despite sounding so... unnerving. "That is good. Quite good, as a matter of fact. Hmm... Now who are you, to be exact? I am aware you are one with a creative essence... and by that I mean you are a Naga, one with a natural penchant of chaotic creation."

Of course, she'd know my family. From what little I know, it doesn't take a genius to figure out Lubrae's really well-informed. "I am. My name's Rajime. Rajimarin, if you want my actual name."

"...A befitting name." Taking a breath, Lubrae raises a brow. "Although, you seem to be quite in the know about Hell, despite being so young. You are eighteen years of age right now, soon to be nineteen come August. Tell me, Rajimarin, how do you know so much? When I was in power, Nagas were only treated as special denizens of Hell and nothing more..."

"I'm actually the candidate for King of Hell right now." I stare at her with a straight a face as I can muster. Deep down, I'm actually nervous, but also... excited, in a way. "It was Hecatia's and Shonin's idea though."

"That would explain a fair amount then." Content, she looks up, lowering two planets to her hands as she stretches them out above her head. One's a more greenish-looking one, with a white sea, whilst the other's a purplish-blue and seems more like a gas giant if anything. "Hecate always was impulsive. A goddess of witchcraft. Satan especially so. She always was incredibly impulsive, rushing in blindly without a plan half the time. They are still very good at their respective roles, however. I'm certain my training did not go to waste."

"I've met two of your disciples, actually. Soldura and Aikido." I maintain my stare, but slip my hands into my short pockets.

"Tsumugi and Ryudo?" Lubrae's brows raise in surprise. "I had thought they would... nevermind. Perhaps times have changed and their presence is necessary. Ryudo is a hermit, as in, he is normally a social recluse. Tsumugi can be considered the exact same... though I know not of Bruschit and Rikata. Or as you may know them, the Disciple of Deception and the Disciple of Surprise respectively. Although, there's something... off about you, for one of your kin."

"...Something off?" I furrow my brows slowly. As far as I'm aware, I'm a normal person...

"Nagas always were strange to begin with, yet you... You are particularly different to those I have met in the past." The ex-ruler contemplates, giving me a very thorough look. "Your essence is... different, compared to those such as the Seamstress, Majiranir, the Ripper. Even the first Nagas, whom I have met."

My essence? "I'm not sure if I follow."

"Nagas are guided by an innate essence. One of creation or one of destruction. Never both, for if one has both, the delicate red string of fate we call 'balance' will snap, then crumble in our hands. Then all will be left with naught but death and anguish." Taking a breath, she smiles. "...Needless to say that has never happened, however. You are exceptionally pure for the side of the family which is considered 'impure'. It's strange. Quite bizarre actually."

Huh. "My purity is what's off, then?"

"Yes and no." What does that mean? "Yes as in your purity is odd, but no as in that's not what I find unsettling about your essence. It's familiar. As if I have seen such an existence somewhere else in my time, yet surprisingly for someone as great as I, I cannot pinpoint what." Lubrae seems slightly disappointed, but lightens up quite quickly. "Although, this is not the purpose I contacted you for, to simply learn more about the most recent Creationist to grace this existence we call life."

"Oddly specific words to use." It's like she almost idolises people like me... It's creepy. "So what...?"

"I received a visitor the other day. I believe it was the same day Gensokyo was flooded." Lubrae folds her arms, closing her eyes. They actually shine beneath her eyelids for a moment as she hums gently. It's pretty neat to look at. "As for how I knew Gensokyo flooded, or how I even know of Gensokyo, you can thank the Seamstress. She planted some of my Altercators around Gensokyo, so I could keep constant surveillance. They're essentially indestructible if made correctly, though their purpose is to be little more than spy drones for my assurance it is in safe hands... and that nothing strange happens. I made a note you were the one to end the flood, not the Hakurei, which... honestly was a surprise. Nagas don't get involved with topics such as incidents very often. If anything, they stay out of them. Another proof your essence is off."

Hmm. I fold my arms. Kinda creepy how she was watching too, but... "Okay... What about the visitor you mentioned...?"

"They called themselves Bruschetta. However, I knew full well who it was. The Disciple of Deception came back to me. She cannot hide her identity from me, no matter how often she changes shape or form. Changelings always were better at disguises than tanuki could even dream of achieving. However, she's the only of her kind... or so I thought, until I later found out she had two children. Now there's only three changelings in existence." Lubrae looks at the glaive she's carrying, then dismisses the two planets from her hands, quickly-

Shi~ng!

-drawing it, pointing it upwards. The planets that surround her quickly start shifting to converge around the weapon, making it glow a brilliant blue in tandem with their movements. "What she had came for was her last lesson. The last thing I could teach her - or attempt to more like, since I wasn't even sure if she could do such a thing - before we finally cut all ties, according to her... which is quite cold, considering I am her mentor."

"...Uh... huh." I give a slow nod, scratching my neck. This is honestly a lot to just spring on me, but-...

...Wait, did she just say 'Bruschetta'? As in that Bruschetta? The same one who's the leader of the Devas? The same one who recruited Rujo, Mizu, and Tyra into the same team, to cause an incident?

"You look like you've thought of something. Speak, young one." Lubrae notices my face contorting into one of surprise.

'Young one'. At least she didn't call me 'child', but then again she probably could, seeing as how she's apparently been around for literal millennia, if not even longer like millions or even billions of years. Lubrae seems that old and composed she could pass for being billions of years old, honestly.

Still, I should speak as told to, so I do. "This Bruschetta... I've heard that name get brought up before by somebody else. A friend of mine." Rujo's not really my friend, but he also is, so... eh. "She's apparently the leader of this group called the Dour Devas of Destruction, a mostly youkai-dominated group with one human and one robot, and that she had a plan to 'shake Gensokyo to the core', or something along those lines. She also told the culprits of the flood incident to actually go through with it, too." I notice how skeptical she looks, then decide to elaborate. "As for how I know this, an ex-Deva told me themselves."

"...I see." Lubrae thinks on this information for a minute, lowering her glaive slightly. "A plan to shake Gensokyo to the core...? How would she do that, pray tell?"

"Apparently she wanted to force youkai and humans to become one and the same." I bring a hand to my chin. "The question is, how?"

"...Wait." Her eyes widen a little with shock. "That's why she came to me then... If only I had been more cautious, this might not be happening right now then..."

...What? "Excuse you?"

"She came to me for a lesson, as I said. Her last lesson. What she wanted to know was how to fuse souls. As the former ruler of Hell, I obviously knew how to do this, but it's a very complex technique that takes a long time to master. It took Hecate a year to learn it, and Satan eight months." Lubrae frowns harder, even grimacing. "But the Disciple of Deception is different. She can adapt in a matter of hours to the most complex of tasks, her entire physiology is built to adapt, to disguise, to fit in. I'm imagining it would take her less time than what those two needed. I'd put it at around three or four months at best, at worst it'd take a month."

...Oh. That's bad. "Hmm."

"But we don't have to worry about her until then." Lubrae's mood lightens a tiny bit, but she's still noticeably wary. That's weird to see, given how legendary she seems compared to Hecatia and Shonin. Someone as great as Lubrae being anxious, and this is the first time I've met her... "Yet, when it happens, it could spell catastrophe."

"How so? Fusing youkai and humans, I mean." I furrow my brows. "How'd that be calamitous?"

"It would make humans less... well, human. More savage-like. Pair that with the intelligence and strength of youkai, and humanity will regress. The term 'youkai' will cease to be since everyone is a youkai at that point. Gods will die, as humans will stop providing them faith for various things they needed. It would break the balance entirely." Lubrae closes her eyes, as they do that glowing thing again. What is she doing when she does that, anyway?

"Why do your eyes glow when you close them?" So I ask her that, patiently tilting my head.

"Hm?" She opens one to look at me, as the other remains closed and glowing a bright blue. "It's merely a sense of foresight my kind have. We can see brief predictions of the future, as malleable and constantly changing as it is... though we don't get to choose what we see. Or I don't, more like, as I am the very last of my kind. Ironic, considering we were just talking about the last changeling not even a minute ago."

She's the last of her kin, huh. "Why not have children then...?"

"I'm too old." Solemnly, she looks upwards again at the black void surrounding us. Her brilliant blue sheen seems to constantly illuminate the inky blackness. "And even then, I simply cannot. Humans are not compatible for somebody like me, as are youkai, gods, and even things that aren't those three such as Astralians and Lunarians. Nothing in this system, or beyond it for that matter, is."

"System?" That's implying she knows there's other life in space. "Things beyond our system?"

"I'm not of this system or cluster, simply put." Calmly, she looks back down at me. "I am a Discernian who has lived past their prime, even longer than the average lifespan of a normal Discernian which is about a billion Earth years, or five hundred Tartarus months. For my many years, I have hopped around system to system, cluster to cluster, in pursuit of something above myself."

Tartarus... That must be her former home then. And holy hell she's old. She's over a billion years old?! That's beyond the levels of a fossil, she's straight-up an unaging alien!

"There's life out there. I'm aware of some humans that think that. I sent some odd signals to them a few times, like music, just to mess with their heads." She actually smiles at this. I remember hearing something about that, actually... Mysterious audio waves from space. "...But, beyond Sol, there are many alien lifeforms. Alien lifeforms I've had the pleasure of documenting. Observing. Compiling information on. Their planets, their kind, their cultures, their... rituals, many things such as that. Some species revered me. Others were afraid of me. Few even wanted to kill me. But they couldn't, for I was, and always will be, infinitely more advanced than they are. Yet, no matter how hard I looked, I couldn't find any sentient lifeforms that were compatible with my kin. So I gave up on that. Pursued what I always had been pursuing - the one called Ouroboros by my kind. You may know him as Izanagi."

Izanagi? "As in the creation and life god?"

"The very same. He has been my sole target the entire time, the one who can create life so very easily." Lubrae's eyes lower. "He blessed my kin once before, the Discernians. Uplifted us to a golden age, where we lived in peace with everything we could ever want at our fingertips. Then disaster happened, a force attacked, and he fled, yet not before saving me from joining my brothers and sisters, sons and daughters, mothers and fathers, in the embrace of death. He sent my soul to Hell to recover, whilst he hid my physical body on a desolate, yet safe, portion of space."

"And you've been searching for him for years on end?" I raise my hand to my mouth, since Lubrae's really uh... something else.

"Centuries. Millenia. The numbers grew and I lost count at some point." The Discernian shifts the planets around her, gently tugging on her various red string to drag some planets closer to her, whilst pushing others away. "He left me with some odd gifts though. Abilities and capabilities that I never thought possible. Manipulation of time. Light and dark. Surprise. Deception. And the ability to record the history of anything. I was called a hierophant by many, so I suppose that's where I picked up my last name from. 'Hieropha'. Truth be told, I was always just 'Lubrae' to many people, as well as my own. Our kind only used one name to identify each other for the sake of efficiency. I was named after Tartarus' moon, which was also called Lubrae."

Didn't expect to be getting lectured on an alien race in my own dreams... Speaking of which. "On, um, a lighter note, this is a dream, isn't it?"

"It is." Lubrae places her hands behind her back, sheathing her glaive in the process. "You're wondering how I'm doing this right now. Hecate can come and go from the Dream World whenever she pleases, but I can slip between the seams of it, essentially manipulating it in its entirety. The baku aren't aware of you and I meeting now, or that you're even dreaming at all." 

"Baku? As in plural?" I raise a brow. I always thought Doremy was the only one...

"There are multiple. Sweet isn't the only one. Managing so many dreams would be so tedious on your own, don't you think?" Lubrae chuckles. "She has cousins. Other baku. She manages Gensokyo's Dream World specifically."

"Huh." Also, Lubrae can apparently just manipulate the entire Dream World. Totally not an unnerving thought, nope, not at all...! "You can 'slip between the seams'?"

"You pick up on some things if you gain the awareness I have. If I know the world around me is fake, I can control that world through tugging on its various corners. Make it my own." Lubrae snaps her fingers as the space-like void quickly brightens, becoming an ocean in a matter of seconds. Blue sky above, ocean below. "...Even if it's not my fake world."

So this is my dream then, huh...? "How powerful are you, really?"

"Infinitely your superior at this moment, that's for certain." She gives me a light laugh in response. "As far as I am aware, there is practically no entities that can match me right at this moment. Not even the Hakurei could if the current shrine maiden was at her very best. As best as she could be, anyway. Except for, possibly, Izanagi, or a Naga. But then again, I am mortal like the rest of you are."

Before I can say anything, she does give me a contemplative look. "However... There are some things I haven't told Bruschit, or Tsumugi, Ryudo, or Rikata for that matter, as well as Chun, Hecate, and Satan."

"...Chun?" I blink. I have no idea who that is.

"You would know her as Junko these days. Formerly, she was Chun Hu. I believed she based her current name off of a past friend?" Lubrae jogs my memory a little. Oh, right, Akane. She went by Joon Konusa, whilst she and Junko still knew each other, didn't she? Then Junko 'coincidentally' chose a name similar to the fox's back then...

"Ah. Right. I remember now." Nodding, I stare at her. "Where were you gong before though? Also-. 'Bruschit'? You know the actual identity of Bruschetta?"

"To answer the latter, I do. Her full name is Paletta Bruschit... and that's one of the cold hard facts I know of her. Paletta is a very eccentric person. Unpredictable. She morphs and changes every second of her existence." Lubrae's fist clenches for a moment, as her hair flickers brightly for a moment, before flowing like water would. 

Paletta Bruschit... the Disciple of Deception, and leader of the Dour Devas of Destruction. She seems like a pretty menacing foe if anything, and if Lubrae's worried about her, then I should have triple the amount of worry she has. Because unlike Lubrae, I'm not all-powerful, and Paletta sounds really strong.

"You seem worried. I haven't answered the former yet, but this answer may be of use to you." Lubrae raises one finger, as the ocean below begins swirling. "I would be willing to teach you. From what I can feel of your essence, you still don't have a full grasp on how your ability works. You seem to be aware of what triggers your creative ability, yet not how to constantly grasp at those feelings, at their very core essence, and make them flow in unison with your spirit as it surges in the heat of the moment."

Lubrae would be willing to teach me huh...? "That's an... awfully big but generous offer to make."

"Believe me, if you are to be the King of Hell, you need strength. Either mental, physical, or both." The Discernian shakes her head. "It's how I revolutionised Hell to become such an enjoyable place. The prior ruler was such an irate being, ranting about how much Heaven had wronged them, and that they should take every demon they have and raze it to ash. Of course, this never happened thanks to myself. I led a coup I dubbed the 'Ivory Rose', which consisted of Satan and even Hades among many others of note, to betray the prior monarch. I believe his name was Beelzebub. Hades is the god of the underworld, and his wife Persephone the queen, but I was Hell's machinist. Its commander."

So Shonin's been around long enough to see Hell go through three different primary rulers, huh...? Interesting. 

"And even so, I'm still aware of Hell's current situation. Dominated by frivolous yakuza families, the whims of two of my very own students, and a ministry consisting of oni and ascendant jizo." Lubrae shakes her head with disappointment, but does bring a finger to her chin. "Although, the family leaders interest me. Their members not so much. I always did have a soft spot for the Yamaxanadu too. To be King of Hell, you will need mental fortitude to not be easily swayed and be devout in your service to your people. You will need the physical strength to endure, to outlast those who wish for your downfall. Hell is a very dangerous place for a living human, Tsumugi found that out quite quickly. It's why she spent most of her time inside my Pyramidion with myself and my Altercators, reading through my endless archives."

"Your Pyramidion?" What the hell's a Pyramidion...?

"My home, for a lack of better words. I take it with me wherever I go. Currently, I reside in the Shinto shadow world of Yomi. One of the various underworlds, under Izanami's rule. My existence and location is very delicate information... and things I hide quite well, at that." Placing her hands behind her back, Lubrae smiles. "It's expansive and is constructed to serve a variety of purposes. Back to what I was talking about, however." She gives me a serious stare. "Tell me, have you met people who share a very odd connection to your ability triggers?"

People who share an 'odd' connection to my triggers...? Um...

I rack my brain for a few minutes, trying to think of a reply, and then it hits me. She's right. I have. "Five out of the six, I... think? There's this woman called Misumaru who knew my ancestors pretty well... I think she's tied to my instincts. Um... There's Junko. Pretty sure she's linked to either hope or adoration. The same could be said for my lover, Chimata... There's Eiki, who I'm certain is linked to my strong sense of justice, and um..." Who's the last that I know of...? It's for desperation. Part of me wants to say Raiju, since he awoke out of a desperate bid, but... maybe Rujo might fit better...? "I'm not... entirely sure about who's linked to my desperation. I have two people in my mind, one being a water spirit called Rujo and the other my alternate self."

"I'm aware that your kin do have alter egos, of sorts. The Seamstress showed me hers." Lubrae nods in a sage-like manner. "Not all Nagas have their alternate selves as one of their 'trigger links', for a lack of better words to describe it. For all you know, this Rujo person could be linked to your desperation... and now I know of five. Instincts, hope, adoration, justice, and desperation. What's the last one you're not sure about?"

"...Fear." I look away. "I... have a particular fear of astraphobia. Lightning."

"Astraphobia." Lubrae repeats, humming. "...I see." She closes her eyes, with them glimmering brightly beneath her eyelids again. "You may meet the person linked to your fear soon."

"...I thought you couldn't control what your foresight told you...?" I furrow my brows at her, since she seemingly just predicted the future for me in a very specific way.

"I don't. Sometimes it's on instinct, Rajimarin. Pure muscle memory." Lubrae chuckles calmly, but goes neutral again. "But, yes, as I said, you may meet that person soon. The foresight of a Discernian is never wrong. Still... Tamatsukuri? I had heard of her from Jacquelin, actually, whilst I was still in Hell. Apparently there's a family heirloom passed down to the Creationists of the family, a magatama that allows Tamatsukuri to commune with them on a psychic link."

Before I can reply, she keeps going, humming. "This 'Chimata' I haven't heard of though. You said she's your lover?" She asks me, to which I nod. "I see. A king and a royal consort... I suppose that could work out. Chun and Eiki I know of, the latter being my personal favourite of all the yama in the Ministry at that and the former being my student at a time. And this Rujo person, a water spirit..." Lubrae begins grinning. "You know, in Satanism, the element of water is typically associated with life and creation. A fitting tie-in to your origins, young one."

"It is? Huh." Pretty big coincidence there, since I had no idea about that...

"Still, let's get back to the topic before our time is up." Lubrae looks to the side, raising a hand to show a small window, with multipe purple strands becoming thinner and thinner by the minute. "My very presence is disturbing this dream further and further... But allow me to ask you this. I can tutor you if you so desire, and I can get your trigger links in on it as well. Chun and Eiki should be easy enough to convince, as well as Tamatsukuri and that Chimata person. Rujo I am not so sure of."

"Rujo is pretty stubborn, so keep that in mind." I awkwardly grin. Seriously, I think Lubrae'd be surprised at how stubborn Ruo can be. Some of the things I heard from Nero whilst I was chatting to him, uh... let's say it blew my mind as to how a normally friendly and approachable guy can almost cause the downfall of a village council single-handedly, all because this one guy threatened Reisen for selling youkai medicine. Yeah, Reisen as in that Reisen.

Something interesting I actually learned, too, was that Rujo respects what Reisen does. The village doesn't have access to actual medicine very often, and when Nero got sick one day, Reisen helped him with some of Eirin's medicine. You wouldn't take somebody as angry and angsty as Rujo to get along with somebody who's so anxious yet calm like Reisen is. Then again, this is Gensokyo we're talking about.

I'm pretty sure many people've concluded that Rujo was the once in a blue moon youkai exterminator who was surprisingly fine with youkai in the village, as long as they didn't bother anybody or cause a ruckus. But he was really lenient in that regard, though, to the point it pissed off his coworkers sometimes at how calm he was, even if he could probably lop a youkai's head off in a matter of minutes.

...Rujo is a very scary person to fight, come to think of it. I think I got lucky during the flood incident that I just got a boost from awakening to Raiju and that Rujo decided to go all or nothing immediately. That and Tyra was helping, I guess...?

"So then." Lubrae stares at me, snapping me from my thoughts. "...Would you like to learn under me?"

...Lubrae's probably the best chance I have. Originally, I thought it was Misumaru, but Lubrae's on a whole other level it seems. "Sure. Learning how to harness my ability properly does seem like a really good idea... especially for the path ahead."

"The road forward is paved with obstacles and bumps designed to throw you off - deter you." Lubrae shakes her head. "Yet, when I'm done with you, even the biggest of obstacles will seem minuscule in comparison to my training. It's quite a serious matter, by the way. You will be perfect, but that will not become possible without sweat, tears, pain, and maybe even blood."

Crikey. "Nothing without effort, huh?"

"If it does not take effort, then you have not learned anything, as my people would say." Lubrae gives a firm nod of her head in response. "...Although, I shall require some time to actually make the necessary preparations for having another student again... Not that it'll take very long, mind you, it will only be a week at best considering the sheer scale of my Pyramidion. With this information, Rajimarin, are you certain you wish to go through with it?"

"Dead certain." I stare at her with conviction.

Fwu~...

The moment I say that, a thick white fog quickly starts rolling in. I feel my senses start to fade...

"Excellent. I will be in touch in a week's time to give a progress update, if not inform you of good news." Lubrae sounds pretty happy to be able to teach again... I can't even see her. All I can do is hear her voice, since she's shrouded in that fog. "For now, farewell, and may your days be filled with excitement and enjoyment."

With that, I lose all feeling of the dream and start to wake up...

 


 

"...Jime..."

I slowly wake up to somebody nudging my arm gently. Probably Chima.

"Hey, Rajime..." I hear her voice, so it is Chima. Good, that's... that's good. That means there's nobody intruding on us.

"Mmh..." Opening my eyes, I'm met with the market goddess by my side, her arms wrapped around me. "...Yeah...?"

"What... happened last night...?" It appears she's having a hangover. Oh no.

"Daw." Also, hi, Raiju. "Heyo. Hell'd you dream about last night? I, ah, I was talking to Doremy. You didn't show up, which was weird, and she didn't seem to be aware you properly, uh, fell asleep."

...You won't believe me if I told you.

"Okay, no, what did you dream about? Mate, we're the same person." Raiju's not taking that for an answer. Okay then.

Well, I... met the ruler of Hell before Hecatia came into power. You know, Lubrae Hieropha...?

"What. The fuck." He sounds obviously surprised to hear this. "Uh... huh. Lubrae. You're pulling my leg here right?"

Take a wild guess.

"...Huh. What was she like?" Raiju asks, curious.

Gentle. But firm. Very imposing, pretty tall. About fifteen feet if anything. And it's almost like she idolised people who're like me - creators of life.

"Nifty." He accepts this answer. "Anything else?"

She offered to train me. Plus, I know the identity of Bruschetta now, thanks to Lubrae... even if I only learned her face name of Bruschetta yesterday, or the day before.

"Oo~h. What's her name?" Raiju sounds really eager to know this.

...Paletta Bruschit. Rujo'd probably like to know this... as would Tyra, and maybe Mizu.

"Palette. Brush it." Raiju contemplates on the name. "Her entire name literally correlates to painting. Like she's constantly painting over a canvas - or herself."

That's... a good catch, actually. Huh...

Still, I should reply to Chimata.

"You got drunk off of wine last night." I stare at Chimata. Raiju, our conversation can wait until later.

"Noted." He's fine with that.

"Oh, so that's why I..." Groaning, she shakes her head. "It's Himemushi's fault... She talked me into it, and considering it was a formal occasion, I... really went all-in..."

Pffft. "Yeah, I blame Momoyo too. She just dumped you on me whilst you were off your rockers and told me 'good luck'. I half-contemplated letting Raiju headbutt her for that at the time. Mostly because he offered to do it."

"I still think you should've let me headbutt her." Raiju chips in.

"U-Um..." She seems almost nervous to ask something, but continues after a moment of regaining her composure. "I didn't do anything... brash last night, after we got back here, did I...? I've overheard some things that I tend to act, well... strange when I'm intoxicated..."

...Well. "You tried to undress yourself despite my best efforts to not let that happen. Multiple times." I sit up a little in bed, raising a finger. "Fortunately, in your drunken stupor, you also forgot you had pins, so that helped."

"Oh, I-." Blushing, she nods as if this has happened before, but puts on a wry smile. "Well, I... have been told that I've tried to do that before. Once in front of Megumu and another time to Inochi-san." But, then she gives me a curious stare. "But wouldn't you be fine with... you know, seeing me undressed? I mean, we are together, aren't we...?"

I-. Damn it, she has a point. "It's not that I'm uncomfortable with it, it's just... you were drunk, and I didn't want you doing anything dumb. This room is private, but..." I look around, then click my tongue. "...There is the off chance Shonin could come in unannounced. Or somebody else for that matter, like Hecatia or Aikido. You know what Shonin's like."

"Oh. Um." Realising that's a possibility, she looks away in embarrassment, awkwardly laughing. "When you put it like that, I suppose that... would be a bad thing, if I were to undress... But if there's one thing I've noticed, it's that you don't get undressed or get changed into something else."

She noticed that, huh? I always - or mostly might be a better word - sleep without my accessories on, but I always sleep in my clothes, even if that might crease them.

"Rajime, are... you uncomfortable with who you really are...?" Chimata puts on a concerned expression. Oh no.

"It's not that I don't like being a girl at heart." I sit up more proper this time, as does she. Chimata also loosens her hold around me. "If anything, I actually liked doing things other girls would do. Cooking, art, music, things like that. People'd often make fun of how masculine I seemed, mostly through my lack of a chest or any other 'appealing' features guys'd want. I don't really care about looking attractive, really. I just want to look normal."

"But you let a lot of people think you were a man. Even I thought you were a man." She keeps staring at me, gently touching the side of my cheek with her hand. "Why let people think that?"

"Because I want to be known as a guy." I close my eyes, frowning. "I didn't want people who didn't know me making fun of my appearance, and I didn't want Trish constantly yelling at people to stop bothering me. I guess seeing my own body is like a reminder, of sorts. About my past. I started identifying as a man after my parents died, and I guess remembering I'm still a woman just... makes me think back on many years ago. When things were normal for me and Trish."

"You can't keep carrying that weight." Squeezing my hand with her other free one, Chimata looks me in the eyes. "I'll be here, with you. Always."

"...Thanks, Chima." I smile a little, doing a light stretch as I crack my neck in the process. That always feels weird to do. "We should probably get ready for the day ahead, huh?"

"Oh, yes, we should." She lets go of me, smiling herself. "You need to go to the gambling den today, don't you? I won't be holding a market there this time, but... feel free to use Card Wars regardless, if somebody asks nicely."

"Thanks again." I have her blessing. That's nice. I'm imagining people'd actually like to play Card Wars given its uniqueness. It's like blackjack, but if you could use trading cards.

"Imagine playing, like UNO, then somebody puts down a fucking Blue Eyes White Dragon, whilst somebody else places down a Charizard." Raiju makes a very fitting joke about that. Yeah, like that, that's exactly what I mean.

"Don't mention it! We're partners! And, technically, I still get faith from it." Seeming brighter despite her hangover, Chimata puts on that smile. The type of smile you'd want to protect with your life. "...Though, I'd probably like to wake up before doing anything..."

"Try water. It usually helps with a hangover." I give her some advice, to which she hums affirmatively to, considering hydration. I know that becase Trish would sometimes go out partying, come back pissed drunk, then pass out until the morning. After that she has a big glass of water and she seems fine in ten minutes, which is really surreal.

Still, getting up shouldn't be too noteworthy, so I space out for a little bit...

 


 

I'm dressed in my usual attire now, I have my bag on, Kenko and Zoka are on my ears, Aegis is secured on my arm, um... Ribbons, hat, they're on too, as are my gloves. And that's about it. Okina's coat - or my coat now anyway - is in my bag, since I don't need it just yet.

Breakfast wasn't too noteworthy either. Got something to eat with Tensai, who'd apparently been filled in on the plan with Mizuchi today, but he seemed unusually grumpy otherwise. Strangely, I've not seen Shonin at all. She's probably doing something important anyway, after all, Hell's her responsibility on accounts of her being Satan.

...In all my life I never thought Satan would be that laidback. Shonin is a living fever dream, even more so than Hecatia is. Maybe there's something about those higher up in Hell's echelons and being very funky? Funky in a strange way, that is to say.

...Hey that rhymed! Heheh.

Still, me and Chima went our different ways for today. She summoned Aikido, or that's what she told me she was going to do, and said that she was going to look into holding a market at Hakurei Shrine with Reimu's blessing.

...Come to think of it, I've not been to Hakurei Shrine at all. Maybe I should drop by, sometime. Maybe when I'm not busy with maintaining the balance, or doing things people need help with. Or training my potential. Or working at the gambling den. Or being Hell's king.

...

I'm a very busy person, actually. Huh. I should also see if I can go do Renegain's Sweepstakes at some point too. It sounds like fun... but then again, I'd need to gather three other people to help me out with it. That might take some time...

Then again, I could probably very easily convince those who like the promise of a fight. Like Momoyo. Or Rujo. I think Rujo'd actually really like Sweepstakes. And even then, I could summon Satono and Mai to immediately fill out two of the three slots. I do still have those buttons...

But, that can wait until it actually happens, those thoughts. I keep walking through Liberty's halls aimlessly. I'm mostly trying to get a feel for the place - a general sense of direction. The only places I know how to get to directly is the throne room and my quarters, as well as the dining hall.

Liberty is a very confusing place, as in it's big and complex. Too many hallways. This is really disturbing my architectural senses on so many levels, but then again, this is Hell we're talking about.

I turn a left corner. More corridors, some doors on either side. Paintings, among other hallway decorations line the... halls. Because what else would they decorate?

It's also strangely empty. I'm just walking along slowly. I mean, I have passed by some kishin here and there. Oni for the most part, as well as some shinigami and other yama that aren't Eiki.

There's other things, too. Hell fairies, ghosts, hell even a few humans work for the Ministry, apparently. Diversity is apparently a very big thing for them.

...I turn another corner, this time going left again. So now I'm walking in the opposite direction, but I see more things.

...

I decide to stop and look at one of the paintings. I'm curious as to what some of these're even of.

The one I stopped to look at is one of Hecatia, but dressed in far more traditional clothing. Greek-looking clothes. Good lord, those don't fit on her at all compared to what she wears now. Then again, she looks kinda cool in it, plus it shows she does still acknowledge her roots as a Greek goddess.

To paint it properly, it is Hecatia, but painted in a way to show that her three 'bodies' are in fact the same body, just facing in different directions, although she's portrayed with six hands and arms. She's wearing a traditional white robe that only goes over one shoulder. She has a snake in one hand. A boneless noodle reptile, as some may call it. In another hand, she's holding a torch. With a third hand, she has a key. For the fourth, she's petting a triple-headed dog which I think is Cerberus. For the fifth, she's holding Shonin's spear. And in the last hand, she has an old-looking, well-used dagger.

Hecatia also has the most annoyed look on her faces, too, which personally is pretty funny to look at. Judging from her expression, I'd say she's annoyed at having to wear that white robe on all three of her bodies.

...It's an interesting painting, really.

"Isn't Hecate a goddess of witchcraft? How the hell'd she come about ruling Hell?" Raiju wonders aloud. That's... a fair point, actually. Then again, I think she's one of the few Greek gods of the underworld. I know there's Hades and Persephone... and I think Hecate's supposed to be related to Persephone...? My memory's hazy on Greek mythology anyhow. "Huh. The Greek god family tree always was one big pile of spaghetti anyway."

I-... You're not wrong there, actually. It does look like that sometimes.

"Damn right." He chuckles, but then picks up on something I said. "Also-. Did you seriously call a snake a 'boneless noodle reptile'?"

...Isn't that what they are, though?

"I thought the vague, annoying descriptions were my thing." I hear him snort. They are. But one can call a snake a boneless noodle, or if it's venomous, a boneless danger noodle. "Noted."

...

After admiring the painting for a good moment, I take a look at what it's called. 'Ruling Trinity'. It makes a note that the subject, despite being obvious, is Hecatia, and that the dog is in fact Cerberus. The artist, however, is a surprising name. 'Seam Naga'. But, surprisingly, this painting was commissioned by Lubrae. There's a small note on a plaque that tells me this painting was created to celebrate Hecatia coming into power as Goddess of Hell.

This was painted by Seam? Then again, Seam did strike me as the aristocratic type...

"Man, I always did look annoyed in that painting. I'm honestly glad Seam kept my expression there the same~." Speaking of Hecatia. I turn and see that the goddess in question walked up with her arms folded, in her Otherworld state, staring up at the painting whilst I was busy focusing on it.

"Oh, Hecatia, I... didn't notice you there." Voicing my surprise, I raise my brows.

"Well~... I noticed you walking around aimlessly, then saw you stop to look at this." She only turns her head to me, a simple smile forming on her face. "Honestly, I have no idea why Lubrae made me wear that get-up. Said it was to fit the public image, or something~...? I honestly don't remember or care at this point, it's been way too long since then. Seam's a pretty good artist though, so if anything, I'm glad Lubrae got her to do it instead of some lesser artist in Hell~. No offense meant to them, but Seam's way above them."

"Seam did strike me as the aristocratic type." I nod once, awkwardly chuckling, but then gesture to the artwork again. "I didn't take you to be someone affiliated with snakes though."

"You'd be surprised. Plus, I don't get why people don't like them. Snakes're great!" She starts smiling larger than before, pumping her fist into the air for a second. "They represent a lot of positive stuff! I don't know why people associate them with bad things though. I mean, snakes represent immortality and life through shedding their skin repeatedly, and even then, there's Ouroboros, you know, the snake that endlessly eats its own tail."

"I'm kind of aware of the symbology associated with snakes..." Bringing a finger to my chin, I stare at her in contemplation.

"And on the upside, I actually find snakes pretty cool. Or cute, depending on the type." Hecatia does have a fair point. I like snakes myself, even the big ones that'd normally freak people out. 

"How to terrify people and become a menace to society. The ultimate plan in five easy steps." Raiju, what nonsense are you talking about now? "Step one. Buy fifty-odd snakes. Step two. Befriend the snakes. Step three. Be seen in public with fifty snakes all over your body. Step four. Be feared as the crazy snake man. Step five. Profit. Easy."

...I honestly have no words. What the hell, Raiju.

"Like you!" I'd also continue the conversation with Raiju if it wasn't for Hecatia's very abrupt comment. W-What does she mean by that?!

"E-Excuse you?" I jump a little in surprise, namely because that is a very random thing to say, Hecatia...!

"You're like a snake yourself, if anything~." She grabs my left arm and ow her grip is like iron-. "Oh, right, forgot you're not that durable like Junko is, especially in places that aren't your arm..."

What the hell does that mean? "Y-Yeah, that's... kinda tight...!"

"Uh, sorry." She lets go, sheepishly scratching the back of her head. "I honestly forget to adapt my strength for actually normal humans sometimes..." Then, she softly grabs my other arm, to avoid hurting my left arm further. I-. Good. At least she knows that... "But still! You're like a snake, as in you're cool and cute, depending on the circumstances. And since Junko's technically your mom, I guess I count as that too, eh?"

I-. Dear lord, she does. Not sure how to feel about that information...!

Noticing that I slowly understand that fact, she starts grinning. "You're like Piece, too, only far more mature and calm. Then again, you'd probably fit better with my Earth body than you would my Otherworld form. Piece fits more with this one. Junko matches Moon way more."

...As she says this-

Fwash!

-she swaps to her Earth body. Her red hair and eyes quickly transform into an oceanic blue. She seems far more mellowed out now, too. "How was the banquet yesterday, by the way? I'd overheard you were there from Shonin earlier today..."

"Auresh's banquet, huh. It was... alright. I'm not normally a person to go to events like those, but it was still pretty enjoyable, but..." I pause for a moment, contemplating whether or not to mention Takamine and the attempted assassination. Hecatia probably needs to know, right...?

"But?" Hecatia raises a brow, serenely placing one hand on my shoulder. Like a mother would to their child if they thought something was wrong. It's weird seeing her act this way, but then again, it's probably because of Junko. "...Did something go wrong?"

...I don't think word of an assassination attempt by the Lunarians won't go untold at all, so... I may as well. I'm not going to mention Takamine by name, so I'll just keep that part vague. "A Lunarian tried assassinating me."

...The Hell goddess stops on the spot, clearly disturbed by this information, not even saying anything in response initially. 

"Ruh roh." Raiju, not the time. This is serious.

"...A Lunarian assassination attempt? You're absolutely sure?" Hecatia asks me, seeming far more serious than usual.

"Mhm." I nod slowly, then look away. "Well, keyword being tried anyway. I was with a sage and a particularly powerful crow tengu, and even then, other people jumped in to help, so the assassin stood no chance. It was a moon rabbit, by the way."

"How would they know to target you though...?" Muttering to herself, Hecatia ponders briefly, but shrugs it off. "Junko's really not going to like to hear this though. She hates the Lunarians enough as is... and now you're getting roped up into it further. Part of me felt like this would happen, at some point, but I didn't expect it to be so soon..."

She expected this? "What do you mean you felt like something such as this'd happen?"

"The Moon and Hell have been at odds with each other for... a very long time." Hecatia removes her hand from me, and turns away. "For them to try something like this, they're either incredibly stupid, or want to invoke something. Fear, maybe, but that doesn't make sense. The people of Hell can't particularly feel fear anymore, mostly thanks to Shonin and the Keiga."

Hmm. "What do you think the most logical course of action would be...?"

"Personally? I have no idea." Hecatia shakes her head. "Either we confront them about it diplomatically, or all Hell breaks loose. Literally." 

"And why not just wage war? Surely that would align more with Hell's views of being chaotic." An oddly familiar voice speaks up, making me look over. It's... Seiga? Wait, Seiga?!

The closer I look, it's the same hermit I saw that one time during a dream with Doremy. Blue hair, two Chinese-style loops, hair stick, and the same teal dress and blue-white skirt, both with the same floral design and Chinese patterns. I do spot a talisman on her left leg and another on her chest, though... Hell, I'm actually able to read out 'Jigoku Approval', which I presume is something to do with Shonin.

...She's also floating, sat on that translucent white cloth I saw before.

"...Aren't you that wicked hermit Shonin dragged in from Senkai?" Hecatia narrows her eyes at her. "What business do you have here?"

"Oh, nothing in particular." Seiga puts on a casual smile. "I just so happened to overhear this conversation and decided to chip in with my own thoughts. Nothing else, really. Although, I hadn't expected the soon-to-be King of Hell and Goddess of Hell in the same place."

"Actually, she just so happened to bump into me whilst I was looking at a painting." I pocket my hands, staring straight at her. She doesn't know that I know who she is, but... "Why are you here?"

"I was about to ask the same thing. It's not everyday there's a hermit in Hell. The last time was Soldura, but even then he was a disciple of Lubrae." Hecatia tilts her head at the hermit.

"You have that devil right-hand of yours to thank for that." Seiga's face lowers. She seems annoyed, but also intrigued. "Under normal circumstances, I would have been killed for expanding my lifespan, as multiple kishin have tried before. Jigoku, however, saw use in my abilities, and actually allowed me to continue living."

"That's probably why a lot of the kishin seem grumpy today then. I had noticed their mood before, but today they just seemed... off." Hecatia nods, but stares at Seiga. "What does Shonin even need you for, anyway?"

"She made note of my wisdom a few times and she wanted the upper echelons of Hell to be 'more diverse' in her words. This talisman you see here-" She points to the one on her chest. "-it actively stops any demons or kishin from attacking me immediately. Needless to say, the Ministry of Right and Wrong isn't happy with her."

"Shonin is rebellious." I pocket one hand, then raise the other to lower the rim of my cap over my eyes. "...That explains why Tensai was so grumpy, considering he's the head kishin."

"There's a head one that's above all of them?" Seiga seems surprised to hear this, but looks away. "I always thought there were just multiple chieftains."

"That's what it looks like and what everyone believes, but really, Tensai's the top dog." Hecatia looks away. "...I keep things like Hell's hierarchy vague anyway. Nobody who isn't inside needs to know, really." She keeps staring at Seiga, though. "What does Shonin need you for? You didn't answer my question."

"Ah. To put it bluntly, she wanted me as an advisor." She looks at me in a strange way. "...Mostly to put you on the 'right path', whatever that may be."

Oh, great. "And Shonin's going behind my back again."

"...Again?" Hecatia raises a brow.

"She's gone out of her way to arrange things without me knowing at least three different times now." I think back on it. Technically, they all ended up being beneficial, but I don't entirely trust Seiga. "The first time was taking me to the Primate Spirit Garden to meet Keiki. You were there for that. The second time was secretly arranging a meeting with the Gouyoku matriarch and, unintentionally, the Kiketsu matriarch. And the third time is something I found out literally just now."

"...Jigoku does seem like a bothersome individual, even if she usually has good intentions." Seiga stares at Hecatia in confusion. "And you approve of her methods?"

"Most of the time, I do, but there's a few times that even I get tired of her antics." Hecatia groans, shaking her head. "...I really need to have a talk with her about this."

...Maybe I should set up my own secret ring of people from Hell. People I can trust to not do things without me knowing and approving of it.

"That sounds fun." Raiju is in agreement, unsurprisingly. "What're you gonna call that?"

Probably the 'Court of Fools', or something like that. I have a few candidates in mind anyway, some obvious and some... less so.

"Actually, seeing that painting of myself reminds me..." Hecatia's eyes slowly trail to me. "We're probably gonna have to get paintings of you done, at some point."

Oh good grief. "...I see why you were so annoyed when Lubrae had your painting done."

"Well, unlike me, you don't really have a legend to live up to. You're just a normal person at the end of the day." She gives me a reassuring smile as Seiga raises a brow. "Besides, it's important. Whenever a new power comes into play in Hell's actual hierarchy, there's typically paintings done of them."

"So it's a cultural thing." I scratch my neck as she hums affirmatively. Darn. I'm really not photogenic...

"What I'm more curious in is what you'll have to wear for that." Seiga speaks up, glancing at me, then at Hecatia, then at the painting in question, then at Hecatia again. "Considering your differentiation in... fashion sense between then and now, it makes me wonder if he's fine being painted like that."

"Good point." The goddess gives me a look over. "Then again, having a ruling figure who doesn't match the style of previous rulers makes sense, for Hell. Shonin refused to wear traditional garb when they had her paintings made... That reminds me, we need to get a competent artist for that. Normally Lubrae'd be the one to sort that out, but obviously she isn't in Hell anymore."

"You're talking of the prior ruler of Hell, yes?" Seiga raises a brow. "...I had come to hear a thing or two about her in my time. You said one of her disciples was a hermit - Soldura Ryudo - correct?"

"Yeah. Why, you know him?" Hecatia gives the hermit a confused glance.

"I've had a few run-ins with him in Senkai. A pleasant man, though very much stuck in the old way of things." Seiga hums, hand to her chest. "Very traditional, too. Hard to impress... though that's to be expected of somebody being able to manipulate the flow of time with the same competency of knowing the back of their hand."

"I've seen him recently too, actually. He's with a friend of mine in Gensokyo right now." I scratch my neck again, because, uh, awkward feeling of not knowing how to do an expression. "...Or he was the last I checked, anyway."

"Soldura always was a weird guy." Hecatia thinks on the time manipulator for a moment. Or is 'chronomancer' more fitting...? Who knows. "He looked like he just didn't fit, no matter where you put him."

"He seemed alright to me." I shrug dismissively. "...Then again, there were weirder people like Jill the Seamstress when I was meeting him for the first time."

"Oh, you've seen Seam recently?" Perking up at the mention, Hecatia sighs a breath of relief. "I'm glad she's doing fine, even if Jill is a metaphorical and literal nightmare to deal with.

"...Hmm." Seiga seems to be thinking about something after Seam got mentioned, but doesn't voice it. "Well, regardless of the topic at hand, what..." She almost seems like she doesn't believe she's about to ask this, but does anyway. "...is Hell's next course of action? Regarding the assassination attempt, of course."

"That can of worms." I think on it, breathing a little. "...I'm pretty sure it's my decision at the end of the day, right?"

"Probably, yeah. Then again, the Ministry won't like to find out one of the most important figures in Hell nearly got killed. The same thing happened back when Lubrae had this coup against some guy called Beelzebub. Shonin was there, she knows more about it than I did. Hell, Shonin's even older than I am."

Shonin's older than Hecatia? Huh. She sure as hell doesn't act like it, but perhaps that's just because she is literally the devil.

"I like Shonin." Of course you do, Raiju. You're a menace to society personified. "I am the one who makes lightning strike."

Don't joke about that.

"...I would advise you to make a choice soon regarding that." Seiga hazards me. "It won't be long before word of an attempt on your life spreads like wildfire. I know you're making rounds among Gensokyo's locals as well, so that won't be well-received by them either, you know."

I guess I am, huh. "I'll think on it. Either I talk things out with them diplomatically, or..." I slowly trail off, looking down. "...I might have to make a specific statement."

"Honestly, they threatened Gensokyo's safety just to stop a prior fight between Hell and the Moon before this." Hecatia decides to speak up, sounding oddly peeved for some reason...? "The people of Gensokyo weren't even involved in the affair, yet the Lunarians had the nerve to make a threat to them to make us stop. They were cowards."

"Although, it is strategical." Seiga ponders on this. "...Even if said strategy was a massive risk on their part, but it shows they're cold and calculating individuals... I feel like it won't be long before an incident like this happens and actually succeeds, too."

...She has a point... "I'll think on it, as I said before. Right now, I..."

Slowly, I check the time for a brief moment, then realise what time it is. Almost nine in the morning, so ten to nine, Gensokyo time. "Oh, um, actually, sorry, I need to go. Just got too sidetracked with conversations and forgot I had somewhere to be."

"Good day then, I suppose." Seiga watches me go for a moment, as does Hecatia, as I quickly leave the corridor and head to a more... secluded space.

...

Good lord that conversation was weird.

Seeing Seiga act 'normal' is also... odd. There's something about her voice that just puts me on edge. Makes me feel uneasy. Agitated? Words like that, not sure if there's a specific one I could use...

The worst part is, I know she's not a necessarily good person despite being a hermit. Truth be told she actually scares me a little with how nice she seems.

"People have masks. Life is just a masquerade." Raiju makes an... oddly philosophical-sounding sentence? "My mind has three brain cells. Only one is serious and the other two are massive goofballs."

That makes more sense.

Still, um, how the hell am I going to get to the den? There's Aikido, but...

"Over here." 

I jump slightly after hearing Okina's voice, then I spot a door to my right with her hand beckoning me inside. Oh, that's convenient.

"Oh, thanks." Grinning, I decide to go through the door as I close it behind me. 

 


 

I ended up at... the den. Like, immediately after I stepped through the door. Okina's here. Sannyo is, too. This is the backroom that Sannyo tends to sit in, I think.

"...Weirdly convenient how y'can just do that." Sannyo comments on my abrupt appearance, but takes a smoke of her pipe regardless. "I ain't one to ask though."

"You tend to learn when and where to do things if you're somebody like me." Okina simply smiles, the sage shaking her head dismissively. 

...I look behind me and notice that the door I came out of has ceased to exist. How does Okina do that...?

Well, regardless of however she does that, I quickly take the dragon emblem I was given the last time I was here out of my bag, then slot it onto my shirt. "Sorry if I'm late at all."

"You're actually a few minutes early." Sannyo comments, making me look towards a clock in the room. Oh, right, Okina's spontaneously appearing doors are a good shortcut, aren't they?

"Mmm. Go about your day like usual, Rajime." Okina instructs me. "...Though, remember what we agreed on."

"I know. Before it hits dusk, head to Misty Lake." I glance at Sannyo. "...That's... fine with you, right?"

"I can't really argue against a sage." The yamajorou lowers her eyes a little and huffs in annoyance. "Kinda wish y'spent a full day at the den for once, but then again, you're a busy guy, what with ya maintainin' the balance 'n all that. Leave 'fore it hits dusk, I'll take over your station once y'leave."

"Mhm." I give a pleased nod in response, then smile. "Is there anything going on today, or...?"

"Outside of ya leavin' early? One thing." Sannyo raises a finger, pausing to take a smoke of her pipe. "...That drummer tsukumogami's here today playin' music. Mostly to liven up the den."

"Drummer tsukumogami?" I pause, namely because I don't know who or what that is.

"She's referring to a tsukumogami of a taiko drum." Okina interprets for me. "...A tsukumogami is a particular type of youkai that comes about because of an object reaching its 100th year of creation. Though how a tsukumogami acts depending on how it was treated and used whilst it was an object. The less used, the more malicious they can be. But the more used they are, the friendlier the tsukumogami is. She's the latter, of course."

"Yep. Her name's Raiko Horikawa. Offered t'do a solo today, during the banquet. Normally she plays with the Prismrivers, who're pretty well-known musicians already, so she's pretty well known too, heheh." Sannyo chuckles, then folds her arms. "...S'mostly to help boost the den's popularity if they know we can get good folk like her in."

"Ah, alright..." I can get that, at least, slipping my hands into my pockets. "Is Oki feeling better?"

"Yep. She only takes a day off if she feels sick." Sannyo confirms that Okinaneko's better. That's good. "...She just needs rest whenever she takes too much treasure at once."

"Okay. Well, um, I'll... be going now." I nod once. I may as well make sure my table's set up properly and what-not...

"Of course." Okina dismisses me with a wave of her hand. "If I need you at all, well, you'll know."

"Mmh." Sannyo shoots the sage a skeptical glance for a moment, but goes back to... whatever she was doing. "Enjoy yourself."

"Will do." Smiling, I leave the backroom.

The den itself is empty, barring Kifujin, Saikoro, Yokoshimana, and Okinaneko walking around here and there. Kifujin has a cup of what I presume is tea in her hand, whilst Saikoro's got a bottle of water which I swear is the same type of mineral water Inochi was drinking at the banquet. Yokoshimana's timidly pushing her fingers together whilst muttering to herself repeatedly, and Okinaneko is... uh...

...Oki is being Oki. She's cleaning out a big box, then once that's done, she's placing yen inside of it. I think that's the payout box.

Well, they're doing whatever they're doing. I head over to my table - which is right outside the room Sannyo's in, and place my stuff down beneath the table, and slip Aegis beneath it as well. I don't forget to take my shoes off, either, which is very important.

"Rajime." Kifujin nods at me as she walks by my table, whilst I'm busy making sure I have Ability Cards, as well as other decks of cards for various types of card games which I swear weren't in my bag before, on the table. "How've you been since the banquet? I overheard somebody tried to kill you there."

"Oh, hey Kifujin." I nod at her in kind, looking up from the table towards the luck youkai. "It's been alright. Still trying to get the shock of that happening out of my system. How's Heiwa been?"

"Fine." Kifujin glances around. "I presume Komakusa-dayuu's told you about the performer today...?"

"Raiko, right?" I tilt my head. "Yeah, she told me about her. A drum tsukumogami, right?"

"Mmm." She takes a sip of the cup in her hands. "...Would you like some tea?"

"Oh-. Yeah, please." Some tea wouldn't be unpleasant right now...

"I'll get some to you before the den properly opens... which should be in a few minutes." Kifujin takes a look at the main doors of the den, then at Saikoro. "Then again, it depends on that idiot setting up on time. I swear she does nothing but drink that mineral water from Earthborn Row all day..."

So it is the same stuff Inochi was drinking yesterday, then... "Sai is a bit of an idiot, yeah."

"Hmh." At this, Kifujin smiles. "Her idiocy has its charms, though in a serious situation, she has to rely on my intellect to bail her out. Or Yoko's."

Actually, that reminds me... Ryuu - Yoko's brother - was the former patriarch of the Kiketsu Family in Hell, which then got took over by Yachie. Yoko doesn't seem to know she's connected to the Kiketsu because of Ryuu, either... Hmm.

"Imagine finding out the brother you look up to is a yakuza patriarch." Raiju comments, clicking his tongue. "Big yikes."

...'Big yikes'. How do you classify a 'yike'?

"You don't. It comes naturally." I'm not even going to ask how it comes naturally.

"Well then. Enjoy your day, I'll be back shortly." Kifujin glances at me, then walks off to go put that cup she's holding on her table, before quickly going into a backroom.

...I take the opportunity to sit down at the house seat, then look through the Ability Cards.

Didn't Hecatia ask for me to fill out a collection of these for fun and for her own curiosity? I could do that right now, but... then again, I'd need to get them out again if I'm playing Card Wars today. Hmm.

...I could've shown her the cards earlier, but ah well. Always next time, as someone'd say.

Still, I've got just about every type of Ability Card there is. I... I think.

...Actually, it looks like there's more here than there were before. How the hell did I get more...? I note things like one of three swords, which I think's of Auresh, another with a tidal wave which is of Rujo, one of a greedy-looking goat which is of Yuuma, and things like that.

Well, I don't really care how I got more in any case. I place them down on the table again, description side facing down so their design shows instead, then look through another deck of cards.

...

It's a standard deck of cards. Hearts, clubs, diamonds, spades. Ace to ten, Jacks, Queens, Kings, even a Joker card. That's a Western deck. I even notice a deck of kabufuda cards.

"So you're the card guy, huh?" Somebody catches my attention, sitting down opposite me. "Didn't think you were gonna show, thought they were making you up, but nah, you exist."

"Well, I do." I quickly organise the cards back into their deck, then look up at the person speaking.

From a single look, I'm pretty sure this is the Raiko person Sannyo brought up to me. Short, wavy, crimson red hair and equally as red eyes. She immediately gives me 'smooth criminal' vibes based on how she's dressed. She's got a white, long-sleeved coat on with a black shirt that has red cross-hatching beneath it, which is then tucked into a short, white skirt. She even has a purple tie on that has a white upside-down cross on it.

Basically, she's dressed like a smooth criminal is what I'm trying to say. All she's missing is a hat that fits with the outfit. She has these odd-looking red... cymbals, I want to say, floating around her. But they seem more like taiko drums for some reason...?

"Right, right." She grins, leaning on the table a little to extend her hand to me, offering a handshake. "Name's Raiko Horikawa, if your boss lady or coworkers hadn't told you already. Your name's, uh..." Raiko pauses, trying to recall my name. "...Raijimari~n...?"

"Close. It's Rajimarin, but Rajime works as well. Or Rajanaga-san, as the den patrons call me." I correct her as I shake her hand, then lean back a little after our hands part. "I've been told you're playing drums here today, on your own...?"

"Yep, that's right." She quickly twirls out two drumsticks from her coat pocket, lightly tapping the percussion instruments floating around her a few times-.

Bababang!

They're... actually pretty loud, honestly, but they follow a rhythm perfectly.

"...Hold up, I felt something weird for a moment. Don't those things remind you of lightning? Y'know, the noise they make?" Raiju pauses, pointing that out. I-...

...

He's right. They do... At least I know it's not... a-actual lightning, but... still...! W-Why'd you have to go and point that out?!

"Oi, you would've noticed sooner or later." Raiju snorts. "...We really need to get that fear of lightning sorted mate. There's worse things than getting struck by lightning in Gensokyo."

I know that, but still, I've had this fear for a very long time, you idiot. Technically, you have, too, since you're me!

"Ah, what the hell, that's fair. But seriously, you gotta face your fears at some point." I know that, Raiju. Otherwise people'd use that to mess with me if they knew... They'd manipulate me.

"Anywho." Raiko looks around the den for a moment, moving to stand up. "Got a busy day ahead of me, but hey, you seem interesting. How about after you're done here today, we go out and get some drinks somewhere, you and me? I know this place in the Human Village, does both alcoholic and non-alcoholic, if you don't like drinking."

She's offering to take me out for drinks after...? But... Mizuchi... Mmh. "I'd be honoured to, but I have to be somewhere immediately after I'm done here, and even then I'm leaving early..."

"Oh, really? Funny, I am too, I'm not here all day unlike you guys." Raiko gives off a lighthearted chuckle, resting one arm on her knee in the middle of standing. "Got some offer for an opportunity for more tsukumogami to come about, and I'm not really gonna turn that down. Person who told me that said to meet them at Misty Lake at dusk anyway."

Wait, what? "But that's... where I'm going."

"...Huh." She blinks at this, surprised. "Tell you what, let's go there together then, then after that we'll go and get some drinks. Sound good?"

"Yeah, that's..." I pause, nodding. It's probably just a coincidence. There's no way Mizuchi just so happened to get Raiko involved too in whatever it is she has planned, right? She doesn't like youkai... "...That's fine."

"Sweet. Catch you 'round then, because it's a date." Giving me a thumbs up, she raises from the seat she took and walks away, twirling her drumsticks idly in her hands. I hope she means 'it's a date' metaphorically, and not literally.

"Charming, isn't she?" Kifujin comes by and places a cup on my table, staring in the direction Raiko went.

"...Yeah. She gives me the vibes of a smooth criminal from how she's dressed." I share the sentiment.

"So she does." The youkai looks back to me. "In all honesty, she offered to take me out for a drink before, but I had plans with Heiwa for tonight. I think she just feels lonely when she isn't performing."

"You think so?" I take a sip of the tea she gave me, examining the taste. It's... not a particular blend I'm familiar with. It reminds me of Yuuka's, but more refined than rural. Flowery, but I taste berries too.

"Mmm." Kifujin folds her arms, but stares at me expectantly. "Also, how is the tea, exactly? I tried my hand at making my own blend."

"That's why it doesn't taste familiar." I chuckle, taking another mouthful before answering. It's pretty rich. Strong, but not too strong. I like it, honestly. "It's pretty good for a homemade blend."

"Then Saikoro just has no taste." Kifujin sighs in annoyance, shaking her head. "She spat it out almost immediately... Clearly you can tell who isn't refined. Yoko liked it, Heiwa loved it, and Oki seemed indifferent. I've yet to get Komakusa-dayuu to sample it, but I'm certain she'll react a similar way to how Yoko did."

"In Saikoro's defense, she's, uh, pretty dumb." I put on a small smile, closing my eyes. "Besides, she's a spider youkai. Tea probably isn't her thing."

"True." Kifujin considers this, but still looks irritated because of Saikoro. "She could've at least swallowed or spat it back into the cup, not spit the tea everywhere. Honestly, I had to clean myself and my Wheel of Fortune because of her, that fool..."

Ah. I can get how she's so annoyed then. "As I said, Saikoro's pretty dumb."

"I'm aware." As I open my eyes, I spot Kifujin starting to walk away. "Still, thank you for the feedback. I'll try and refine the taste further if possible..."

...Whilst she leaves me alone, I decide to get even more ready for the day ahead...

"Oh, u-um, Rajime, h-hi..." Yoko suddenly shows up as I adjust the positions of my cards, taking a seat opposite me cross-legged. "I-I didn't see y-you come in, haha..."

"I've been here for a few minutes." I glance up at her whilst sorting through the various Ability Cards and checking if they have their Card Wars labels on. "...Is something bothering you...?"

"H-Huh? O-Oh! Um, not at all! I was just... hoping you'd show up, today." Yoko scratches her neck a little, fidgeting timidly. Why does she always seem so meek and small...? "I-I... got a letter, from, um, m-my brother, Ryuu, this m-morning. S-Sannyo told me you knew a-about him, since she told you..."

O~h. Ryuu. "Uh-huh. Why bring it up to me...?"

"He..." Swallowing a little, Yoko looks around nervously. "H-He said he wanted to meet you the next time the den opens. Ryuu said he'd come today, if it wasn't f-for the fact his, um, d-daughter felt under the weather, today, and that it w-was important he helped her out w-with her job. Apparently his daughter - or, um, m-my niece, I guess - is some s-super big information gatherer...? And she's, um, his only daughter, s-so, e-err, y-yeah, he couldn't come today."

...His daughter felt under the weather, huh. "He sounds like a great guy, taking care of his family before anything else."

"I-I know he is..." She smiles warmly, looking down and pushing her fingers together, but quickly looks up at me again. "B-But, um, yes, in any case, h-he said he'd liked to meet you, s-since I wrote to him yesterday saying t-that you recently came aboard... H-He's met everybody else in the d-den before, even Heiwa w-when she j-just so happened to come by one time he was there."

Oh, so it's not for any real reason. "Sounds like he cares about you, too, making sure your coworkers aren't bad."

"H-Haha, yeah, he's a bit overprotective." Yoko giggles softly. "B-But, um, he said he'd come by the den the next t-time it was o-open. Which, um, is in two days, b-by the way, if S-Sannyo forgot to told you. I know she's been too preoccupied w-with the dens recently so she's been forgetting d-details, but fortunately I-I can fill in for her sometimes if she forgets..."

"I'll keep that in mind." I nod affirmatively, placing down the Ability Cards currently in my hand. "How've you been? How was the banquet, for you?"

"H-Huh? Oh, um, actually p-pretty good!" Yoko beams, the dragon smiling as bright as a star. "N-Normally I'm not really good at social gatherings, t-they're... kinda overwhelming, but I'm familiar w-with Auresh-san and her Tarnished. Their miasma's pretty cool to look at... a-and it's a good drink too."

"You can drink a Tarnished's miasma?" I... don't know how to feel about that. 

"A-Apparently, you can. N-Not that I've done it..." Yoko looks away, slightly awkward about admitting that 'fun fact'. "But it's got a bunch of r-relaxing properties to it, though, s-so..."

Huh. "Still, you mind, um, leaving me be for now? I need to finish setting up after all..." I look down at my bag, which I'm still getting things out of mind you. That and the fact you can drink Tarnished miasma weirded me out a little...

"O-Oh, r-right, that'd be a good idea, w-wouldn't it?" Realising that she might've been a bit... too strange, Yoko stands, nervously retreating. How does she always look so anxious of something...?

Regardless of how she does, I focus on getting the last little bits before the den properly opens...

 


 

The den's open by now and business is booming. People pretty much swarmed my table immediately because, obviously, word about a human bookmaker spread like wildfire among Youkai Mountain's residents and even beyond that. Mostly tengu and kappa. Some tengu tried interviewing me, but I remained tight-lipped. The only people I'd accept having an interview with is Dezain and, reluctantly, Aya.

Hell, it's busier here than it was on the day of the flood incident a few days ago. Probably because word about Raiko performing here got out as well, so youkai, as well as some non-youkai like humans, came by too. So, basically, very busy den day. Surprisingly, I've played more normal card games than I have Card Wars, but then again, the rules of Card Wars are pretty complex. Some people just want a game of poker or something, and I can respect that... even if I end up winning most of the time.

Don't get me wrong, there's been a few times where I've lost, but I've been so obscenely lucky that some people thought I was cheating, which quickly got disproven by Sannyo whenever it came up, as well as Kifujin and Saikoro, especially the latter because Saikoro used to do cards.

Other people started calling me 'Moeru-san' alongside my other title of 'Rajanaga-san' because of how quickly I was blazing through and winning card games like it was no big deal, even when the stakes were pretty high. Moeru means 'blazing' by the way. Or 'burn'. Depends on how you want to translate it.

I did notice an odd amount of tanuki at the den today, too. I've not actually seen tanuki before, but they're these dog-like creatures who look like raccoons. Or, quite literally, 'Japanese raccoon dogs'. They're like raccoons, but not. They're more like foxes and wolves.

They have the big bushy tails though, with the stripes too, that tanuki are usually depicted with. Actually, wait, don't bake-danuki have those...? It's either tanuki or bake-danuki, because I can't remember off the top of my head.

Some familiar people swung by the den today, too. Nero came again, as he said, he's a frequent patron of the den, though this time he came with Mizu and Futo. And, as expected of Futo, she did literally nothing but gamble at my table, since I'm the only human bookmaker. Mizu, however, started chatting up Yoko and started gambling on coin tosses. I'm not asking where Mizu keeps her money either, considering the fact she doesn't wear clothes and she's literally made of water. All I'm saying is soggy money. That's it.

...She's very prejudiced against youkai, but people can believe what they want, I guess. Seeing her also reminded me that Shonin contemplated letting Futo commit arson to a temple, for whatever reason there may be.

That and Futo speaks funny. She speaks like a knave would, like a traditional person in medieval times. Only, she seems ridiculously young, which is downright weird. Also she's oddly masculine-looking.

Reimu came by, too. Though it only seemed she was here to ask me a few questions about what I did during the flood incident, as well as some things about Rujo after learning of him through Aya. I told her only positive things, I mean, Rujo's a good guy at heart, just misguided. I mentioned his past to her, then she seemed to remember who he was and dropped the questions entirely.

...She also gambled a lot of yen, with what little money she bought. I decided to have fun and let her win one game, because she seemed... oddly desperate for a shrine maiden who apparently has some major part in maintaining the balance. You'd think she'd be getting donations pretty often, but... no. Supposedly Auresh donates to the shrine, which is also strange. Why would a youkai donate to the Hakurei Shrine...?

Or, maybe, youkai are just so frequent around the shrine that Reimu fails to care. As I said before, I should probably visit Hakurei Shrine at some point, just for fun.

Nitori came up here as well. I've been seeing more of her lately, but we've never had any actual normal conversations since the flood incident. More casual, straightforward stuff.

"Thank you for playing." But, that aside, not much else has happened today outside of the den being busier. I just finished up a particularly heated game of blackjack that I managed to bluff my way through thanks to my unyielding charisma.

"Damn, you're really good at this, huh?" Nero chuckles. Specifically, I've been playing him, an unimportant-looking brown-haired meek female kappa, a black-haired male white wolf tengu, and Futo for the past twenty minutes. Pretty enjoyable game of blackjack honestly, Nero really knows how to play his cards right, but I'm better. "I get why people're starting to call you Moeru-san now."

"I've never seen somebody bluff that well before, too." The wolf tengu clicks his tongue, humming. "Normally you see that type of play among higher ranking crow tengu... or Sathona."

Obligatory Sathona mention, because tengu.

"Aye, he hath been handing mine own rear to myself on a silver platter as of an hour ago." Futo solemnly slouches her shoulders, her hands in her sleeves. By that she means she has been trying to beat me at my own game for the past hour, if somebody can't push past her dialect. "Tis a true difficulty to attempt to best him in thy game of cards."

"Huh." The tengu glances at her, before standing up. "Well, I'm out. That was fun though, I'll definitely be back."

"Y-Yeah..." The kappa looks through her pockets as the wolf leaves, only to find no cash. "That was the last of m-my yen, too..."

"Better to stop when you can, trust me." Nero awkwardly chuckles as the kappa stands up. "I usually end up playing loads when I get the chance."

...She smiles at him. "T-That's probably for the best... Y-You were pretty good yourself, um... N-Nero?"

"That's the name. You'll see me around here a lot, so if you want some pointers, I can give you some." He snaps his fingers at the kappa cheerfully. 

"Thanks for the offer, but I think I-I'll be fine on my own..." Standing, the kappa respectfully bows and walks off too.

"Please come again." I nod at them as they properly leave, then stretch a little. "...Man, today's busy."

"Well, thy den has an oddly popular drum youkai playing today. Tis to be expected of a known name, is it not?" Futo tilts her head at me in confusion.

"I know Raiko's popular, but still. Today's been more rammed since the last time the den was open." I look over at the tsukumogami in question, who's playing the drums pretty well right now despite having a pretty sizeable crowd around her. It's giving the den more atmosphere by the minute, plus the tune she's playing sounds flawless.

"She is literally a drum tsukumogami. You think she'd know how to play one of her own kind, having been smacked and banged a lot herself." Raiju off-handedly comments. Never say that in that way ever again, because it sounds plain wrong. "Am I wrong though?!"

No, you aren't, but you make it sound like she's a masochist.

"Who knows, dude? Maybe she is." Please just shut up.

"Guess so." Nero scratches his chin, but looks around for a brief moment. "Lot of bake-danuki around today, though, which is weird. There's never normally this many in one place."

"...That amount of them in one place is rare?" I blink at him.

"In their normal forms, yeah." The monk scratches his cheek next, thinking about it. "Usually they're disguised as something, staying out of sight and playing pranks on people. Proper mischievous youkai."

"Hmh. This many reminds myself of that one particular bake-danuki from the outside." Futo squints as some as they go by.

"Mamizou?" Nero looks at her next, raising a brow... before looking like he quickly realised something. "...Ah, crap, if she's here, then..."

Poof!

"Oho, don't worry about that, Nero. I don't have a particular reason to tell Byakuren about ya bein' here again." After hearing something audibly go poof, I look over and spot that a seemingly normal human woman spontaneously gained a big tail, like a bake-danuki has, from nearby.

"...Ah." Nero seems surprised to see her, but the monk quickly recovers. "Please don't tell her."

I get a good look at her before saying anything. It's a brown-haired woman with brown eyes. She has tanuki ears and, as I said, a bake-danuki-like tail, it being striped and everything. She has a green leaf on her head, too, and she has glasses on. She looks pretty old, really... Old as in wise-looking, I mean. 

Clothes-wise, she has a particularly unique beige ecru shirt on, as well as a red-grey skirt with some patterns upon it. She has a bottle of sake and a booklet of... something. I think it's promissory notes, since that's a thing most bake-danuki in mythology supposedly carry, as well as the sake bottle.

"As I said, I won't. What I'm more curious in is that you're with Futo again, this time without Ichirin." Mamizou, as the bake-danuki's been named, looks between the Taoist and Buddhist with intrigue. "You're sure you two ain't datin'...?"

"What?! No!" Futo cuts in abruptly, scowling. "Begone with thy cursed thoughts, perverted canid! We are not like that!"

...She looks oddly cute when she's flustered. Futo, that is to say. Even then she still speaks like a knave.

"...I'm pretty sure that's forbidden anyway, considering the discourse between the Buddhists and Taoists anyway." Nero, unlike Futo, plays it off cool, the white-haired monk resting one hand on his side as Mamizou takes a seat. "What brings you here anyway, Mamizou?"

"Nothin' much." Despite saying that, she has an odd smirk on her face. "Jus' chasin' up a rumour or two, heh."

A rumour, huh.

"...Like what?" I look up at her whilst dexterously sorting the deck of cards I just used back to how it was. I don't know of any rumours that could catch somebody's eye, outside of me being both a human and a bookmaker at the den...

"As I said, nothin' much." The bake-danuki repeats herself, but stares at me. "Say, you're one of the bookmakers at the den, right? How's about a game of Oicho-Kabu?"

"That game where you try and get to as close to nine as possible?" I raise a brow, contemplating it, then look at the kabufuda card deck. I've played it before, with Trish and Kolar. I usually won, though Kolar always had more experience with the deck of cards and game than I did, so he was usually the dealer. Oicho-Kabu's also just Baccarat but Japanese, I think. "...Sure. Kabufuda cards."

"You don't have hanafuda, huh? Shame." She frowns, but doesn't seem upset by this. "Ah well, I can settle for kabufuda anyhow."

...She's strange. There's something about her I can't put my finger on... and I can't help but feel like there's something odd as to why she chose Oicho-Kabu too...

"Count me in too." Nero spontaneously pulls out five thousand yen. He's spent, like, eighty thousand yen in the past hour on my table alone. How much money does he have. "I've been itching to play this for a while. What about you, Futo?"

"Hmph... I suppose I shall, also." She checks her pockets, and produces five thousand as well. "...Although, mine personal funds doth run quite low."

How that Taoist speaks will never cease to amaze me sometimes.

"...I could let you borrow some if you run dry and need something later." Nero looks at her, giving a soft smile. 

"Hmh?!" Somehow, Futo is flustered. "I-... Well, that is a generous offer, I... suppose, zo."

"How you two can coexist never ceases to astound me." Mamizou sighs out, shaking her head at the two, before also producing five thousand. "Five thousand to buy in, hm?"

"Suppose so." I also produce five thousand and put it on the table. "...People do tend to bet more, but I can accept low bets too. It's why my table's usually pretty popular, despite the fact I'm one of the most recent bookmakers to come aboard. That and I'm the only table that does cards."

"How recent we talkin'?" She seems intrigued to hear this...

"A few days ago." I look down and pick up the kabufuda deck. I quickly take one card from the stack to deal myself, then present four cards for the other three. I look down at what I dealt myself. It's a three.

...The ones I presented were a four, six, eight, and one from left-to-right - for me anyway. For them it's right-to-left in that order.

"Don't mind if I do." Nero instantly takes the four without hesitation.

"Hmm..." Mamizou seems to give the dealt hand a good think over for a moment. This is just a game of luck.

After a solid moment of thinking, she takes the one. "Ah well."

"Then I shall take... the six?" Futo furrows her brows, shaking her head. "Wait, nay, the eight seems more tempting... But the six shalt allow me better opportunities for getting closer to that nonary numerical..."

'Nonary numerical'. Thank you, Futo.

...As she thinks, Mamizou focuses on me again. "So what's your name, anyhow, kiddo? Didn't take a human to be a bookmaker in a gambling den usually filled with youkai."

"Rajime. People call me Rajanaga-san or Moeru-san. The former because my last name's Naga and the latter because I tend to blaze through matches and win like it's nothing... or so people claim, anyway." I reply with little hesitation. It's not really an important question, asking about who I am.

"Ah. Naga. Makes more sense then." Mamizou nods once, as Nero gives her a weird look. "Nagas've been around for centuries. One of Japan's oldest clans alongside the Fujiwaras."

Mokou's clan, huh.

"I'm vaguely aware of my family's past through some... odd comments here and there." I chip in, looking down at the three in my hand.

"I have chosen mine card." Futo speaks up, and I notice she's taken the six after very careful contemplation. "...What art thou talking about?"

"You don't know?" Mamizou stares at her in confusion, then gestures to me with her head. "His family's one of the oldest in Japan, the Nagas. I figured you would've known that."

"Ah. Well, those types of people never oft came across me." Futo shakes her head in dismissal. "Some had tried to court myself in the distant past, yes, though they naught caught my eye. They tended to be of the destructive type as a result of mine clan's... destructive past when it came to politics. And even worse, the creative types tended to be far and few between, most often in hiding undertaking questionable acts such as channelling gods, among other ridiculous things."

So she knew of my family, but always got bothered by the destructive types like my sister. Interesting.

"I'm sorry if they bothered you, even if I had nothing to do with it." Still, I deal another card to each of them, then another to myself. I... just dealt myself another three.

"You creative types always were the empathetic lot out of your family. That I can respect." Mamizou nods once with a grin on her face. I don't know what she's been dealt this time, all I know is she has a one, and unless if I just dealt her an eight, then she'll take another card. "...Though, you're aware of the dangers of acceptin' youkai around you, right?"

"I am. I know they're dangerous, but they know not to mess with me." I glance under the table. She does, too, then spots Aegis, a look of realisation forming on the bake-danuki's face. "Besides, I fixed that flood incident a while back with some help, so if anything, they should probably respect me." But I pause. "Then again, people're entitled to their opinions."

"Right, that happened." Mamizou pushes her glasses up a little so they flash, before closing one eye. "...Hit me."

She doesn't have an eight then. That's good. It means I can draw another card and, hopefully, get a three of a kind and immediately win.

So, I deal her another card.

"Same here." Nero raises his hand. Perfect. I know he has a four, so that means he didn't get a five.

So, I deal another card to him as well. I look at Futo expectantly.

"Hmm... I shall take another, then." She doesn't seem too fond of her current hand... I know she has a six, so that's definitely good.

Lastly, I deal herself a card, then a third one to myself as well.

...It's another three. How the hell did I just get triple threes.

"Luck is bullshit." Raiju snorts, before audibly cackling. I mean, Okina did comment on my luck, as did Sannyo, so...

Regardless of that fact. "Showdown!"

In unison, every challenger shows their cards. I don't, to add suspension.

"Could be better." Nero has a four, a three, and a seven. So he has... four as his final score. 

"...This was a mistake, zo." Futo has a six, nine, and another six. So she has a score of one. Yikes.

"And there you have it." Mamizou, on the other hand, has three ones. She has three of a kind, too...

...I look at her cards. "That's nice and all, but..."

"...House wins." I show my cards next. Triple threes, baby.

Nero's jaw just drops on the spot. "T-... Two three of a kinds? Really?"

"...My word, that is... hrmh." Futo doesn't know what to say at this information, either.

"Well I'll be." Mamizou seems pretty surprised at my luck. "You're pretty damn lucky then, ain't ya?"

"So I've been told." I smile. So that means I just won forty-five thousand yen, since three of a kind means you win triple the amount my 'challengers' bet. That's nice. And dealers always win in the case of a draw between a patron and the dealer. Not sure about draws between two players though, but I think it's whoever has less cards? As in, somebody has a four and a five, whilst somebody has a six, two, and one. The person with the four and the five would win, I think.

"Nya~h." As if on cue, Okinaneko walks by, handing me forty-five thousand from her money box. "You won again, Rajanaga~?"

"Yep." Chuckling, I put the money away in my bag. That's part of my pay...

At this, the redhead lion starts grinning. "I swear, you're gonna be known as the champion of the den at this rate~. The only times you 'lost' was just you being generous, right~?"

"Something like that." I gather the cards back and then compile them together again.

"Champion of the den, eh?" Mamizou looks me over for a moment. "...Far as I can tell, that'd be a legit title too. You just seem that lucky, heh."

"Mmm." Nodding, I watch Oki walk away, then I focus back on her. "So what brings you here then? You said you were looking into something?"

"For the most part? I overheard there's a particular type of tobacco here that's got this calmin' effect on those around the smoker." Mamizou reveals why she's here. Ah. Sannyo's tobacco. 

...Not sure what to say about that. "...There might be something like that here. Why do you ask?"

"Well, I'm just a real sucker for drink and tobacco, ya see." Mamizou nonchalantly grins at me. That's her reason then.

"That's all you're interested in?" I raise a brow at her, but fold my arms. "I don't smoke, but I know Komakusa-dayuu does, so it's probably her you're looking for if that helps."

"To be fair, the tobacco's only made out of herbs gathered from around the mountain." Abruptly, Sannyo joins the conversation herself, taking a seat roughly near me. "Alongside helping resolve any... disputes that may arise, it has the unique property of being able to raise the spirits of the den's various patrons."

I nod along with this. "And despite the fact I don't smoke, I can tell it's high-quality."

"On the contrary, it actually isn't." Sannyo shakes her head. Wait, it isn't? "...Everybody's just under the impression that since it's the lady of the house who smokes it, they then think it's high-quality as a result."

"It's a psychological thing then." Nero ponders on this.

"Uh-huh... I see!" Mamizou seems to get this, but furrows her brows. "...But hold on a sec. How come've I heard stories about your tobacco makin' waves among the drunks of the Human Village, then? Last I checked, Nero's the only well-known human who comes here to gamble regularly, 'n he doesn't drink often."

Futo's just had her hands in her sleeves the entire time, not really having anything wise or whimsical to say about this.

Sannyo pauses for a moment at these words, before sighing. "The truth is, as of late, we appear to have even more humans mixing in among the patrons, pretending to be youkai."

"Say what?!" Mamizou leans forward a little, surprised. "Humans all the way up here on the mountain?!"

"There's nothing wrong with humans engaging in gambling." Sannyo puts a hand on my shoulder. "Rajime's proof of this, he's a human himself, but unlike most other humans, he's proved to handle himself exceptionally well, especially during incidents. Shibo is the exact same."

"...It's mostly the flintlock that does the talking." Nero waves his pistol in the air for a moment. "The youkai here know I'm from the temple anyway, so they're fine with me... for the most part, even then Yoko tends to step in to help half the time if somebody threatens me."

"Because she was trained to. Kifujin, Saikoro, and Okinaneko would do the exact same if necessary." The lady of the house shakes her head at the monk. "...But, I'm not sure why there's a sudden insurgence of human patrons. Either it's because word of a human bookmaker got out, or because of something else entirely."

"What you're meanin' to say is that their love of gamblin's outgrown their fear of youkai, eh...?" Mamizou scratches her chin for a moment. "...I might have an idea or two 'bout that issue of yours."

"...That being?" Sannyo raises a brow.

"Why not set up a human-only den in the village? There's this place called Geidontei ya could use." Mamizou raises a finger. "...Though, you might be a wee bit limited on the bookmakers you can bring there."

"I could bring Kifujin, Yoko, and Rajime." Sannyo glances at me. "...You're fine with that, right?"

"Yeah, that's fine with me." I nod once. "My sister's in the village anyway."

"Trish, huh? Yeah, I've been to her bar once with Murasa." Nero folds his arms, thinking about it. "Lively place."

"...Thyself affiliates thy own being with particularly troublesome crowds quite oft." Futo finally speaks again, staring at Nero with what I swear is concern.

"That Outer Heaven place? I mighta heard a thing or two about it." Mamizou furrows her brows. "Though, it's pretty darn odd how a youkai-friendly bar at all hours of the day can stay open in the village."

"Apparently, Trish 'keeps all the youkai debauchery contained'. Words of a few youkai hunters, not mine." Nero raises his hands in defense. "It's a good place though. Not sure if it's, ah, as good as Geidontei, but it's still up there as a place I'd frequent."

"...Hmm." Sannyo thinks on the proposal in any case. "I'll look into it, then, though it'll take a few days, probably two if I had to guess."

Two days.

"Youkai, in MY Human Village?" Raiju, I swear to any god out there. "It's more likely than you'd think."

"Neat." Mamizou pushes her glasses up, satisfied, then focuses on me again, pulling out ten thousand yen this time. "Alright, another game of Oicho-Kabu then. This time I'm bettin' ten thousand."

As the mood at the table picks up again, I nod, getting ready to dole out cards yet again...

 


 

Man, it somehow got busier and it's getting towards leaving time for me now. More people came by, like Aikido and Akane, the latter of which seemed to recognise Mamizou but not in a good way.

Needless to say, Mamizou's been giving me a run for my money, though I've beaten her almost every time now. She hasn't stopped trying to beat me in Oicho-Kabu since earlier, despite the fact it seems pretty obvious my natural luck is pretty much unparalleled.

I've lost count at how much she's bet at the table by this point. Nero stopped after a while, since he still needs some pocket change for later. Plus, he even left with Futo, apparently he was looking into buying snacks for them.

...They make a good match for one another, personally. I don't know if Mamizou was joking about them being a thing or not earlier, but if they are, that's... mildly concerning, since apparently there's discourse among Taoists and Buddhists here.

Still, political affairs of religions isn't really my cup of tea anyway. I've just been playing card games for the past... five hours, I think.

People really like my table since it's the only table that does cards.

What's funny is that Shivu showed up for some reason, wanting to check the den out for the first time. She made somebody go bankrupt by talking at a roulette table, and then winning Kifujin's jackpot, despite the fact she's considered very unlucky. How Shivu managed that astounds me.

Renegain and Durin came by as well, although the Dredgen was in her normal clothes, forgoing her identity of the Dredgen this time around... probably because I knew who she was.

Durin's a surprisingly good gambler despite how dimwitted he seems. He almost beat me at a game of poker. Keyword almost since I realised he was bluffing and called it at the best moment possible.

Raiko's still been playing her drums flawlessy. How she hasn't got tired of doing it for hours on end amazes me, honestly. But it seems like she's starting to get to the end of her performance here though.

People've started taking notes at how hard I am to beat at cards, so that means people've been trying to best me for their own personal satisfaction. Even Akane did, at one point, but even if she is really good at lying, I still beat her at blackjack.

...Maybe Raiju was right about luck being dumb.

I've lost count at how much I've earned, by the way. I know it's, like, well in the six digits range, maybe even seven digits. I'm bloody rich.

As it turns out, gambling does pay pretty well. Sannyo said anything extra I win from 'special circumstances' like three of a kinds I can keep, so that's cool.

...Pair that with how often people gamble at my table, and you have a constant flow of yen being thrown out left, right, and centre.

As I said, I'm rich, and this is one day at the den.

"Bloody hell." This grey-haired crow tengu looks down at her cards, raising her brows, then at my hand. 

Currently, I'm playing poker, like I have done before, this time with the aforementioned crow tengu, a redhead white wolf tengu, Mamizou, and Renegain.

"Told ya he's a real good dealer. Ya failed to call his bluff." Mamizou grins at them, taking a smoke of a pipe which I swear she didn't have before.

"I know that, but this is the first time I've been beat at my own game." The crow chuckles, shaking her head. "Normally I'm really good at this game."

"Doesn't matter how good you are, at the end, s'down to luck, sister." Renegain shakes her head, cracking her neck a little. "...S'better than some of the gambling games at Earthborn Row, anyway."

"I wouldn't know anything about that though." The grey-haired crow stares at the black-haired rogue in confusion. "...Namely because that's Auresh's territory, and there's a distinct no-tengu zone there, with some exceptions."

"True." The rogue shrugs dismissively. "Still better than those though, trust me, I'd know."

"...Yeah." The wolf looks between the three, standing up. "I'm out."

"So am I. Pretty good to know there's always higher challenges out there, though." The crow gives me a satisfied nod, standing up and starting to walk off with the wolf tengu.

"Please come again." I nod at them as they leave, then focus on Mamizou and Renegain, realising something. "What time is it right now?"

"Should be almost six." Mamizou raises a brow at me. "Why? Goin' somewhere? I ain't done just yet with trying to beat ya at Oicho-Kabu, ya know."

"I know you haven't." I fold my arms. "There's just something really important I need to do at dusk, meaning I need to leave pretty soon."

"I get that, trust." Renegain scratches her neck for a moment, before looking around. "Still, ah... you're probably better off headin' out now, 'fore somebody forces ya to play again, brother."

"...As much as I wanna keep challengin' ya, she has a point." Mamizou agrees, pushing her glasses up again. She keeps doing that, for some reason.

"Mmm." But I can't entirely deny she's wrong, so I stand up, collecting my things and putting my shoes on, also putting the multiple decks of cards away in my bag. I quickly slip Aegis back onto my arm, then nod once. "Well, I'm off." 

"See you 'round." Renegain folds her arms, the rogue nodding once in acknowledgement, as Mamizou does the same.

"Don't be a stranger. Next time, come by Myouren Temple, I'll treat ya to some tea." Mamizou makes an offer.

"I'll keep that in mind, should I ever go there." I chuckle, then start walking off. I don't really have any idea where it is, but I should be able to find it if I ask around.

As I'm leaving, I pass by Raiko, who by now has finished her drumming act and is now starting to leave, drums in hand. "Oh, heya, Rajime. Perfect timing, eh? C'mon, let's blow this joint and get to Misty Lake, then the drinks are on me after, yeah?"

"If you insist." Grinning, I let her go first, then I follow her out of the den...

Now then, Mizuchi, let's see what you're up to... I've been anticipating this since this morning, so I hope whatever she has planned isn't anything, you know, too bad.

But even then, part of me has this little nibbling feeling in the back of my mind that says this might be really dangerous... Yet, it's for the greater good, so I have to do it.

"Let's go be bad guys." Raiju starts sounding excited. I-. No. We aren't bad guys, we're undercover good guys. There's a difference. "Still acting like bad guys."

I-... Just be quiet and let me do the talking, alright...?

 


 

The trip down Youkai Mountain was pretty uneventful. Raiko seemed curious as to my method of transportation, which was flinging Aegis-Strand around like a wet fish and using it like a grappling hook, whilst she just flew along with her percussions behind me. I think the sight of her warded off youkai from attacking me, so... maybe I should be grateful I did come down here with her?

We made some small talk, too. I learned more about her, that she was a taiko drum who came about thanks to the magical energy of something called the Miracle Mallet, which apparently caused an incident a few years back. Although, she's relying on magic from magicians outside of Gensokyo. More like musicians, since she takes the magic energy of modern drummers, hence why she uses a more modern-looking drumset... which she has with her right now.

I'm pretty sure she could choose to dismiss it and resummon it later, but I don't think she's bothered about that right now. She seems more focused on getting more tsukumogami to come about.

She did also point out that the symbols on her smaller taiko drums are Mitsudomoe, which represent the trinity of primary divisions in Shinto, those being man, Earth, and sky, which're also associated with Raijin, the lightning god of the same religion.

...Which is pretty, um, interesting, given Raiju's prior comment of her drumming reminding him of lightning, because of the 'boom' it makes, as well as the volume. Come to think of it, didn't Raijin have a set of drums as well that're pretty similar to Raiko's right now...? 

Food for thought, I guess.

Still, it's approaching dusk right now, and we're waiting around Misty Lake. Raiko's been drumming to herself idly, meanwhile I've just been writing in Gensopedia, mostly catch-ups on things I forgot to write about, as well as what I currently know about people, like Lubrae.

...Meeting Lubrae earlier today was still weird, especially considering she actively invaded my dream to do so. But it's not like she had anything bad in mind, really.

"Man, how long's this gonna take...?" Raiko drones out from her drum, clearly bored of waiting. We've been sat here for about ten minutes on the lakeside.

"I'm sure they'll show soon enough." I'm patient, though. I look down into the water and see that Rujo's waiting beneath, arms crossed and clearly annoyed. I can see him because he makes a small shadow near the top of the lake. He's waiting and listening.

...Though, I could've sworn I spotted people watching from behind the trees nearby too, although maybe I'm just imagining that.

"Alright, alright, good, you both showed." Abruptly, Mizuchi floats out of the ground nearby. "I felt like I was going to have to end up dragging one of you all the way over here by your neck, but I guess not."

Alright. So Mizuchi did call Raiko out here, too... Either that's a coincidence or she did it deliberately, but I'm willing to guess it's more of the former than anything else.

"What do you want?" I cut straight to the chase, closing Gensopedia and looking up at her.

"Yeah, what is it?" Raiko tilts her head. "I was promised an opportunity for more tools to gain freedom."

"That'll come eventually." The vengeful spirit stares at Raiko, a wicked grin on her face. "...But not right now. There's somebody else I need for this plan to work, but I can't exactly reach out to them."

"...Uh-huh." Raiko nods, ceasing her drumming. "Go on."

"I need you to reach out to them for me." Mizuchi points at me with her handcuff. Me?

"Why me specifically?" I raise a brow. Wouldn't Raiko work just as well?

"See, this person I need? They're staying at Hakurei Shrine right now." Mizuchi thinks on it, tapping her chin a few times. "Vengeful spirits like me can't particularly go near the shrine on accounts of it being a holy place, that should be obvious, right?"

"And I know youkai get weaker near the shrine, too." Raiko chips in. "...That's why you want him going? Because he's a human?"

"Bingo." The ghost grins, clicking open the golden cuff, before closing it again. "Because he's a human, he'll stand out less, and even then, the person I want'll just assume he's come to visit the shrine, much like any other human that's insane enough to go there."

Oh. I guess I am visiting Hakurei Shrine, then.

"...Okay. Uh... What do you want me doing?" Raiko tilts her head in confusion.

"This is where you come in." Mizuchi looks at Raiko. "I need you to cause a big enough ruckus with those drums of yours to draw the Hakurei, as well as anybody else that might interrupt, away from the shrine, so he can slip in and convince the person I need for this plan to work. After that, come back here and I'll fill you in on the plan from there, once you have the person."

"...Who am I looking for?" I raise a brow. "That'd help."

"Inchling. Purple hair. Wears a bowl on her head. You'll know who she is when you see her, if you even see her." Mizuchi fills me in on the description, but doesn't give a name.

"Oh, her?" Raiko's brows raise in surprise. "Huh."

Raiko knows who Mizuchi's talking about? Hmm. I'll ask later.

"Yeah, that person." The ghost glances at the tsukumogami, then grins. "I'll see you guys later then. And don't screw up. This is vital."

...With that, she disappears into the ground, presumably leaving.

"...Well that's weird." I turn to Raiko, who turns to me.

"Yeah, really weird." Raiko thinks on it, but shrugs it off. "Oh well. As long as more tools become free, I don't care what she wants, honestly."

I suppose she has her motivations, right?

"Still, I should probably, uh, get to work on that distraction, so... catch you in a bit." Raiko starts floating off, but calls back to me. "Remember, drinks're on me when we're done with this!"

Right.

...I may as well play along with Mizuchi, though I'm curious what she wants with this... 'inchling', whatever an inchling is.

"Remember. Bowl on head, purple hair." Raiju repeats what Mizuchi just told me. I know, I'm not daft.

As I move to leave-.

"Wait." Somebody calls out, making me stop. I turn and see... two people, emerging from the shrubbery surrounding where Mizuchi told us what to do.

Strangely, the second person, the other person who didn't speak, is somebody I recognise, that being Shonin. So this is where Shonin was, then...

The first person is a young-looking girl. She has short purple hair and purple eyes, with a black hairband running over her head. Clothes-wise, it's nothing too remarkable, just a blue shirt with yellow heart buttons and a pink collar, as well as a pink skirt with a flowery pattern. Oh, and she has pink slippers on, which is weird given she's outside, but still.

Other notable things consist of a literal third eye floating above her heart, with cords running to her head and wrists from said eye. Kinda creepy to look at, but... cool, in a way?

"Yeah?" I look at the girl, then at Shonin. "Hey, Shonin."

"Ey." She greets me back casually, as she usually does. "You're probably wondering who this is and why we're here."

"I'm Satori Komeiji, mistress of the Palace of the Earth spirits in the Former Hell of Blazing Fires." The girl introduces herself without a second thought. "...I'm... also a satori."

Oh, she's named after her own kind. Kinda like how Mizu is. 

"Basically, she's a mind reader." Shonin raises a finger. "She kinda took over my role in Old Hell after Hell got moved for reasons I'm still not aware of, somehow."

Oh, she can read minds? Hmm.

"...Mmm." Satori glances at Shonin tiredly, but focuses on me. "I'm also currently leading the investigation into Mizuchi, the escapee vengeful spirit from Former Hell, and I was recently told there was somebody feigning being an accomplice to her, whom of which I presume is you."

"...You'd be correct." I pocket my hands. "I'm working to figure out what she's up to, and if possible, try and change Mizuchi's mind before something bad happens. My name's-."

"Rajimarin Naga, though you prefer to be called Rajime. You're currently in training to become the King of Hell, and you're a very... odd individual, as far as mind reading is concerned." Satori lists without even blinking. I-. Wow. Okay.

"Huh. Spooky." Raiju comments, then realises something. "...Wait, can she hear me?"

"...Hm?" Satori narrows her eyes almost immediately after Raiju speaks. "...'Raiju'?"

...I notice how hard the third eye is looking at me. Huh. So she can hear him.

"See, Nagas have this weird... thing they do where they have two selves. The one you're seeing right now is Rajime." Shonin decides to elaborate for the mind reader. "...Raiju's, uh..."

"...Raiju, simply put, is a walking catastrophe." I sigh, shaking my head. "I mean that as in he's my other self, the complete opposite."

"A catastrophe this ain't." Raiju audibly pouts.

"...I see what you mean." Satori forms a small smile despite that, though. "It must be bothersome having somebody constantly talk all the time, in the back of your conscious. Though, your mind is still strange."

"How so?" I pocket my hands.

"It reads like a... book, in a way." Satori pauses to think about it, furrowing her brows. "I can read your actions, your thoughts, and even your speech as if it were a novel."

...That is weird.

"You don't seem opposed to my third eye though." She also decides to comment on my lack of discomfort about how odd it looks. "Normally, humans such as yourself would find such a thing repulsive, and they'd hate me because it allows me to read their mind. Even other youkai detest me because of it."

"I don't find it weird or anything if that's what you're asking. It's part of your life and that won't change." I look over elsewhere, then back to them. 

...

I wonder. Does Satori know there's a nix in the water beside her and Shonin?

...As soon as I think that, Satori immediately turns to Misty Lake properly, then spots Rujo inside the water, the water spirit of which quickly surfaces. "Huh. Didn't think you'd notice me there."

"I could hear your thoughts in the back of my mind, but I didn't think you were involved with this, so I left you be." Satori comments, as Shonin just now realises Rujo was there.

"Oi, this ain't any of your business, fish boy. Go drink, uh, water or something." The devil points at him.

"Actually, I asked him to get involved." I stand up for him. "...Mostly for him to be on stand by here, in case if something went wrong."

"Yeah, he did, so shut it." Rujo narrows his eyes at Satan. That is not a sentence I thought I would be saying today, but apparently it is.

"Oh." Shonin relaxes a little. "...Freaking... tell me that before you abruptly show up then, sheesh."

...Satori dryly stares between the two of them, before focusing on me again. "Thoughts aside... What do you know of Mizuchi, exactly?"

"She doesn't like youkai, despite the fact she's using a tsukumogami in a manipulative way right now, she knows of my family, she really doesn't like Reimu for some reason I still don't know about, she thinks it's Reimu's fault there's youkai in the Human Village, and... that's it, I think." I scratch my neck. "I know she can't possess Nagas, or in theory anyway, since Eiki theorised that we have a strong abundance of willpower that actively prevents possession."

"If the yama said that, it's probably true." Satori contemplates on this. "...Regardless, you should go ahead with what she asks and try to learn more by working with her. These strings of incidents she's causing, by possessing people and putting some into comas, it's starting to become bothersome for a lot of people. Though, I hadn't anticipated Hell would involve itself in affairs related to Old Hell..."

"It's not just Old Hell and Hell that're being affected, it's Gensokyo too." I lower my hat over my eyes, turning away. "Still, you have a point. I need to go."

"...Yeah, you do that." Shonin nods once very casually, as if this isn't a matter that concerns her.

"Don't die." Rujo gives me very good advice. Thank you.

...Nodding once at them, I start heading off to Hakurei Shrine... or in the direction Raiko went, anyway...

 


At the same time... (Satori POV)

 

I watch that man walk off into Gensokyo's dusk, eventually slipping past the trees and disappearing. At the same time, I get a particularly... odd feeling, as if something was displaced for a moment but quickly corrected itself. A strange feeling, but... weirdly normal at the same time.

Rajime himself, however, is just as strange. His mind read like a book, an open book at that, as if it was writing itself as he existed... Normally, people's minds differ, their subconscious usually determines what their thoughts will be, but Rajime... It's like he had no subconscious at all, only a conscious and unconscious. A very black-white mind, for a lack of better words.

And even then, I heard his inner voice constantly, alongside that other person - Raiju as he named them - constantly. Normally I can barely hear somebody's inner voice, only what their mind thinks in my own voice. But his voice reflected both externally and internally almost flawlessly.

...It reminds me of that human who showed up in Old Hell a while back, the amnesiac wielding a glaive. I believe his name was Michino...? His mind read almost identically, albeit he still had his subconscious, unlike Rajime who doesn't.

And he's very... accepting, for a human. No wonder he's being considered for King of Hell by Shonin and Hecatia, according to the devil's words, at least. It reminds me of Lubrae's views on strangers back when Hell was still where it was, people she didn't know. She accepted anybody, so long as they were respectful and courteous to those around them, not just theirselves. Lubrae accepted me for who I was, despite my kind's innate ability of reading minds that freaked all others out beyond belief, even though I was very young at the time and here was Rajime doing the exact same thing she did...

...It makes me wonder. Despite his cool and collected appearance, he seems to bear a rather alarming amount of trauma beneath that, seemingly pertaining to lightning...? It doesn't take a genius to determine he has a fear of lightning because of that - astraphobia - but it's still strange. It's specifically caused by thunder and lightning, nothing else seems to have caused him trauma. There's a distinct feeling of loss and... surprisingly, loneliness, but also other things like fear and hope come to mind.

His mind was like an organised mess, a surprisingly clean, chaotic place. I could read it crystal clear, yet even then, it still felt... cluttered. As if there was so much to determine from it, but I didn't know where to begin with it.

...It's not very often I encounter something like that, too.

I know many youkai and humans alike fear me because of my ability, but he didn't falter in the slightest. He seemed weirded out by my third eye at first, but I swear he thought it was... 'cool'. He didn't write me off as a freak.

It's... relieving, knowing that there are people like that, still out there, who can push past the undesirables and see a person for who they really are.

"...Is, uh, is she thinking about the kid?" Shonin's thoughts snap me from my thought process and the stupor invoked by it.

...I immediately give her a stare as a result of it. "He has a name, Shonin."

"I know." Shonin doesn't seem like she cares, but a quick read of her mind shows that she completely forgot I was able to read her mind as well. "He's just, like, infinitely younger than me and he always will be. Goat devil woman will always be older than human man."

"...What the hell is she even talking about. Why does she speak like that." The nix stares at the devil dryly, thinking to himself, Rujo I think his name was. "I know I've seen her before, but I still can't wrap my head around how Satan can act like that with a straight face."

He has a point, but I don't point out what he thought to Shonin. Shonin always has been the strangest person to talk to, let alone work with... even in very important situations. Such as the time two western devils - vampires - descended into Hell abruptly, and Shonin, despite the risk, decided to let them stay. She's lucky Lubrae was even willing to go through with the idea at the time.

"Well, anywho." Shonin looks at me, clearly intrigued. Please, don't pressure me. "...You're not denying you were thinking about him for, like, the past five minutes. What the hell caught your, uh... eyes?"

"Just how accepting he was of who I am." I stare in the direction he went again, hand on my chin. "...He's strangely nice. It reminded me of Lubrae."

"Oh, I get that. Yeah, he's uh... really odd compared to most of Hell's residents. Real out of place, too." Shonin pauses to think on that. "He fits, but at the same time, he doesn't. He's able to pretty much work his way under anyone's skin."

"He's a good guy, just... uh... slightly confusing at times." Rujo also speaks up, arms folded as he sits on the water, since obviously a water spirit like him can do that. "Despite his pretty serene appearance, he knows how to fight pretty well. Pair that with his ability to seemingly create anything at random and you have a pretty strong opponent... though he's not very strong physical-wise. It's more so in his words and magic than anything else, as well as his mind."

"He acts unconsciously?" I raise a brow. That sounds similar to Koishi...

"Mostly to defend himself." He shrugs dismissively, resting one hand on his chin as his elbow rests on his right leg. "I mean that as in he's smart, too, not just strong in his own right. Trust me, he'll accept anybody, even people who've tried to kill him, which literally happened yesterday."

...At that banquet Auresh arranged...? Hmm. If that's true, he's more accepting than Lubrae is, which says something.

"And even then, I hate his guts, I'm not afraid to admit that." The nix pauses for a moment. "...Or maybe that's just my frustration talking, anyway."

"Frustration?" I stop to look at him and read his mind. He's... not wrong. There's a lot of built-up anger within him, that he keeps stowing away but doesn't let out. It's like a plague at the forefront of his conscious, yet he never releases it. Most of it seems to stem from very... strong feelings of abandonment and betrayal.

There's hints of him formerly being a human before he was a nix, too. He's one of those humans who chose to become a youkai, for whatever reasons he may have had...

Though, the way he handles his emotions certainly doesn't seem healthy.

"Yeah. Frustration. I usually feel angry at something half the time, so whenever I get a chance, I release it on something that's bothering me." Rujo groans, rubbing his forehead a little. "...Though, I've been trying to learn how to control my anger so I don't randomly lash out at people who annoy me."

He's trying to improve, at least. That's good.

Still, the difference between Rajime's mind and absolutely anybody else still astounds me. In fact, I've met his sister before, Trish I believe. Her mind read pretty similarly to his, like a book that was constantly in progress, seemingly no subconscious in site. Just her conscious and unconscious.

"Wait." Shonin looks at Rujo, then blinks. What's she looking at him for-? "Somebody tried killing him yesterday? The hell? I haven't heard of that, and believe me, I'm the devil, dude, I'd know if something like that happened."

"Moon rabbit with a Lunarian weapon, apparently." Rujo dismissively shrugs. "...They got the crap beat out of them by three gods, yours truly, an immortal pyromaniac, a deceptively childish crow tengu, a haniwa, and another moon rabbit."

"...Huh." The devil furrows her brows, then realises something. "Wait. Wait, hold up just a second. You just say 'moon rabbit with a Lunarian weapon'?"

"...It's what one of the gods told me anyway." Again, the nix shrugs dismissively as if that's not a big deal.

...I know for a fact Hell and the Moon have been at odds for a while. Shonin's made a point of that for a while now, whenever she comes by Old Hell. Tensai does too whenever he decides to visit.

Apparently there've been less hostilities since the Moon supposedly held Gensokyo captive to stop Hell from actively invading the Moon, but they're still agitated towards one another.

And Rajime's the candidate for King of Hell right now... Ah. I see how that's bothersome then.

"I-. I swear to Lubrae, they're as dumb as bags of bricks sometimes." Shonin seems unusually angry. Normally she's laidback, but here she just seems really angry. I don't even need to read her mind to be able to tell that.

...Well, she is shouting obscenities and profanity constantly in her head, but that's not important I believe.

"You swear to who-?" Rujo squints at her, but shakes his head. "Nevermind, none of my business. Still, seems a bit random to me though."

"See, Rajime's the candidate for King of Hell, as you probably know by now." Shonin raises a finger, clearly peeved but she's holding it in the best she can. "We in Hell really hate the Moon, and that feeling's mutual. The Lunarians are a bunch of stuck-up assholes who think they're above everyone because they're so pure. I say they're a bunch of overzealous pansies. There's been a constant sense of agitation between us for a really long time. Still, the fact he's a candidate for King of Hell is, like, top secret, which means Hell has lunar spies in its upper, uh, echelons, and that's gonna be a pain to sort out later."

Spy warfare in Hell. Hmm. Odd. It makes me wonder how the Lunarians even managed to convince demons and other various residents of Hell to actively spy for them. Perhaps they were promised human resources or something, and I mean that in the literal sense that they promised them live humans.

...It's still bizarre as to how that's gone unnoticed though. You think Shonin'd be able to tell if somebody was genuine or not.

"Oh." Rujo nods once. "Yeah, sounds like you've got your work cut out for you."

"Right? It's so fu-..." Shonin pauses, glancing at me. I stare at her. "-freaking, I mean, annoying. Sorry, uh, nearly let that slip by."

She has a distinct sense to avoid swearing around me... even if I know she's saying them in her head. How Shonin works never ceases to absolutely baffle my own mind.

"It's fine." Regardless, I gesture for her to go on.

"Okay, cool, so, uh." Shonin snaps her fingers, before looking up at the rising moon. "I'm gonna have very stern words with a lunar sage soon. If they claim they don't know, then, uh, I'm gonna get that other moon rabbit who I know for a fact's in Gensokyo to back me up. Think his name was 'something Sabbath'."

"Curo Sabaton, you mean. He was the other moon rabbit I mentioned, the one that beat up the one that tried assassinating Rajime." Rujo knows who Curo is? I've heard of him myself, he's supposedly a conscientous objector to the current Lunarian traditions... and he was apparently punished for it. I believe I've seen him at Eientei whilst I was pursuing Mizuchi before... In fact, I think he's the one who found Orin passed out in the bamboo forest, too.

He seems like a nice enough person, but strangely, I seem to have difficulty reading his mind. Perhaps it's a peculiarity of moon rabbits and their naturally insane mindsets. Either that or he can manipulate his own mind to trick my third eye. I'm aware moon rabbits can manipulate wavelengths and can communicate with each other psychically by sending out some kind of wave that others can receive...

"Yeah, him." Shonin nods, then raises a brow. "He was there specifically?"

"Yep. The rabbit in question was his former squadmate apparently, Takamine Ichiban." Rujo scratches his neck. "...Rajime let 'em off. His and Curo's choice. Poor bunny didn't even have a choice whether to actually go through with it or not. That kinda crap pisses me off."

"How so?" It sounds like he has his own reasons for thinking that way, so I inquire further.

"Because it's pretty much what happened to me - what led me down the path of becoming a youkai. I didn't have a choice in the matter back then, and I was too gullible. Too confident." Rujo looks away to the water. "But at least I don't have people heckling me out here for being an outsider."

...Shonin glances at me. I read his mind in response to this. He's being entirely honest with us right now. "...He's genuine, if you're wondering, Shonin."

"Damn. You'd be considered a sage in Hell." Shonin points at the nix. "Then again, you'd probably dry up because, uh, Hell is as hot as oni balls."

...What does that mean?

"You literally took me to Hell before." Rujo dryly stares at her. She has? "I think I know how hot Hell can be, idiot."

"Just saying." The devil merely snorts in response.

...These two genuinely are strange. How have I found myself in this company...? I know Shonin wants to help with Mizuchi, but she can be tiring at times with her constant unrelated comments. And her mind makes my brain hurt trying to understand half the words she says. She's a walking memetic hazard.

Rujo, on the other hand, is normal but strange. He seems nice enough, but he's a pretty stoic person, if not overbearing. Some people may pass him off as an 'asshole', or something along those lines, but I can see who he really is pretty clearly.

And then there's Rajime, who I'm still thinking about. He reminds me of Koishi. Carefree, friendly, and a bit clueless to the world around him. The only thing is, he doesn't nonchalantly threaten to stab people only to become their friend later or make random comments about people having no friends, or even terrorise people out of the corner of their eye by abruptly appearing then disappearing constantly. Or, I don't think he does, anyway.

...People do hide behind a lot of masks, though normally I can see clean through those facades.

Speaking of, I wonder how it's going for him right now, playing along with Mizuchi's ploy, whatever it may be... Hopefully this entire encounter proves fruitful, and I gain more information on her as a result.

...I hope it does, anyway.

 


Meanwhile...  (Rajime POV)

 

After a little bit of blind stumbling around aimlessly, I managed to find Hakurei Shrine. It's the same as that time I saw it whilst I was with Junko, on top of a hill by itself.

It's approaching evening by now, the sun's starting to set and the moon's beginning to rise to the top of the sky. It's quiet. Some fairies noticed me nearby and decided to harass me, but I threw some elemental attacks like fireballs their way, mostly to make them scatter. They come back anyway even if I did manage to hit some with very telegraphed attacks. I even switched between Creation and Strand a few times. Managed to nail a few with the rope dart.

...Needless to say, any youkai and fairies in the area know not to bother me now. I've been climbing this hill for the past, like, ten minutes since I pushed past the Forest of Magic somehow.

Basically, I went through the Forest of Magic - big mistake - but somehow managed to find my way to the shrine based on my gut instinct alone. As they say, trust your gut, it helps.

"You could just throw Strand right up the hill and zip straight up there, you know." Raiju tells me. That'd be boring. Besides, I need to wait for Raiko's-

Bam! Bang bang bam! Badabam! Bam bang bam bam! Tss, bang bam!

-distraction. That sounds really far away but I can hear it from here. What the hell.

"Speaking of." Raiju snorts. "She is invoking all of the minor gods as a distraction."

"...What the hell is with all the noise at this time!?" I'm near enough to the top of the hill to hear Reimu shout from inside the shrine anyway before coming out of the structure itself. "I swear, if this is Clownpiece again..."

Clownpiece? She comes by here? Huh. 

I'm near enough to the shrine that I can see Reimu step out onto the shrine road. To lay Hakurei Shrine out properly, it's surrounded by trees with a stone road in front of the shrine, which is typical. There's also a torii gate at one end, whilst the shrine building itself is at the other. I note a smaller building off to the side of the shrine I'm on, which seems to be a storehouse if anything.

"Reimu's creepy shed. Very scary." Raiju, shush, I'm trying to focus on Reimu.

Also, Raiko's 'distraction' which just sounds like her beating her drums very loudly is in the direction opposite to me. Luckily I was on the right side of the hill and Raiko didn't decide to go as close as humanly possible.

"Honestly..." I hear Reimu sigh, then mutter something under her breath as she pulls out her gohei. Two yin-yang orbs start floating in the air around her, starting to spin as she floats off from the ground. "I'm trying to enjoy my evening for once. This could be Suika for all I know, or even those three fairies..."

...As she trails off, she starts flying away, giving me an opportunity to slip in unannounced. So I take it. After making sure she's absolutely gone, I head into the shrine itself, taking great care to not disturb anything.

Once I'm inside, uh... the shrine seems strangely... rundown. It's really cold in here, too, which is weird for spring. It seems like a traditional shrine inside, though, albeit very... poor. Does Reimu honestly live here? If so, I feel bad for her, having to put up with all the cold. No wonder Auresh apparently donates when she comes by.

The fact a place as important as this can be neglected is... very sad, honestly.

"That and it hurts our architectural brain." Raiju also points out. That too. It just irks me that a place meant to be so important looks so... forgive my French, crappy.

At the same time though, I have this odd feeling. Like I should be here, yet I also shouldn't be at the same time. Part of me feels like I belong, the other part of me feels like I'm out of place. Alien.

"I get the same vibe you're having." Raiju clicks his tongue. "Spooky."

Still, I'm here for one thing. The 'inchling' that's apparently staying here. I wonder how Mizuchi knew this person's even here, considering the fact she couldn't go near the shrine...?

I note a kotatsu with a cup of green tea on it. It's still steaming, so it's been recently made. Probably Reimu's, so I don't touch it, instead moving past it. 

I eye a few doors leading further into the shrine, but nothing really catches my eye. I wonder why this person's called an inchling, anyway? Is it because they're obnoxiously small, or something? If so, how small are they?

Aegis seems to be reacting strangely to being here, too. It feels warm for some reason. I wonder why it's getting so warm...?

Maybe it's having the same feeling I am. That it belongs yet doesn't at the same time...?

I keep walking around though, looking discreetly. I'm presuming this person would've heard me by now...

"Hey, what're you doing...?" I hear somebody abruptly speak to my left, so I jump, immediately whipping my head in that direction, only to see...

...nothing? W-... What? Wait, but I heard somebody from that direction. How-?

"...Huh?" The voice seems confused. It sounds like it belongs to a pretty young girl, and it's still coming from my left. Not Reimu, but somebody else.

Wait a minute. This is similar to what Sodatsu did that one time, when she shrunk herself to demonstrate her ability.

Instead of looking to the left fully, I instead glance to my shoulder-.

...

There is a girl on my shoulder that's as big as my hand if I positioned it so my thumb pointed up. I mean that as in the 'bottom' of my hand to the top of my thumb. That big.

...What the hell.

"Holy fuck it's a gremlin." Raiju comments. D-. Don't call her that. "She is absolutely tiny as fuck! Gremlin! Goblin! Rodent! Big fucking small!"

Just shut up. That's also rude, you know, calling somebody a rodent! And what does 'big small' even mean?!

Before I can get an answer from him, the girl speaks again. "...Are you looking for Reimu? If so, she just left..."

"Huh? Oh, no, I uh... wasn't looking for her." I take a closer look at her.

Purple hair, purple eyes. Though, her eyes have these little brown flecks in them. She has a pink pinstripe-patterned kimono with some flowers on it and a black... obi. Sash thing. And she has a bowl hat.

...Basically she fits the criteria of what Mizuchi told me to look out for. This is the person she wants...?

I guess the term 'inchling' fits. She's like an inch tall when it comes to her height, if not a little more. Tiny. She's also holding some kind of strange sewing needle that visibly shines whenever the moonlight catches it.

...I note a very odd golden mallet on her person, too. It seems... off.

"Oh." Matching the impression somebody'd get from her size, she sounds childish. "Then why're you here if it's not to see Reimu...?"

"I need - or somebody else needs it I should say - your help with something." I tell her, slowly calming down from that brief surprise of her suddenly talking from my shoulder. I didn't even notice her get on my shoulder...

"...I dunno." She seems to give it some thought, seeming pretty skeptical. "The last time somebody asked for my help, it was for bad reasons...

Huh. She's got a good head on her for being skeptical. Good on her. Let's just... introduce myself first. "I'm Rajime Naga, I'm a... friend of Reimu's, if you will."

Not entirely wrong, but not entirely right either. Hopefully this helps to ease her skepticism a little...?

"Oh, yeah, I've heard about you!" She nods, looking in awe a little. "The Rebellious Rainbow Snake King of Creation!"

Pff-. W-Whah?!

"Oh my god. That's the best title I've ever heard anybody been given." Raiju almost bursts out laughing at this. I can hear him snickering.

S-Still, even if that's a funny and abrupt thing to be called, I play it off. "Is that what people're calling me...?"

"You're actually really popular! There've been rumours of a snake going around, clad in rainbow light, that descends from the heavens to fix people's problems by creating impossible outcomes!" Her face literally just looks like she's met a childhood hero. Do I have that much of an impression on people...? I know word of me has been going around Gensokyo thanks to a few people like Dezain, but still, this is... new. "And with its divine shield that adapts to the situation, it protects the cowering weak from the mean, strong people who cause incidents!"

Huh. Not... entirely wrong. "How'd that rumour come about? I'm honestly not that impressive..."

"A bunch of fairies started spreading it around, I think." She tilts her head, one finger to her lips in a gesture of thought. Her bowl wobbles a little as she does so. "But you're way more impressive than that! Reimu told me you helped resolve two incidents, like that nightmarish flood!"

Nightmarish flood. I'm imagining that would be terrifying for her, given her... petite size. "Gensokyo's my home too, at the end of the day."

"Despite the fact you live in Hell." Raiju off-handedly comments. She doesn't know that, so shut.

"Yeah!" She seems pretty happy to hear that, then realises she hasn't introduced herself. "Oh, um, I'm Shinmyoumaru Sukuna. I don't live at the shrine, bu~t... I kinda stay here sometimes. Namely 'cause I think Reimu gets lonely sometimes. I'm one of the last inchlings too, I think."

How kind of her. Also, that first name's a bit of a mouthful... and yet again, she's one of the few members of her kind.

...This is giving me Mizu vibes again.

"Do you mind if I call you Shinmy?" I ask her, looking to the door. Reimu still isn't back yet, so I'm presuming Raiko's really keeping her busy. Either that or Reimu got sidetracked on the way back by somebody.

"Huh? Oh, yeah! Please do!" She jumps at the opportunity. Okay, cool, makes it easier for me.

"Her first name has twelve characters in it. How the fuck." Raiju wonders aloud to himself. "She has one of the longest names ever, I think."

That's... true, actually. Then again, Hecatia's last name is 'Lapislazuli', and that's... eleven letters?

"What is it with people and having long names? The hell, man..." He sounds lost. Yeah, sometimes I wonder that too, but names are names, right?

"U~m... You said somebody needed my help, right...?" Shinmyoumaru breaks my focus on Raiju as I snap back to reality. Fortunately gravity is still here. "Why?"

"...They didn't tell me yet." I shake my head solemnly. Mizuchi, if anything, is cautious, I can say that much. Actually, Shinmy looks up to me, so maybe...? "But, see, the thing is, I'm undercover. The person in question's known to be a bad, bad person. I'm 'helping' them so I can figure out what they're up to and, if it's too dangerous, put a stop to it immediately. And I need your help to do it, Shinmy."

"Oh~!" Her eyes practically light up at this. "You could've said that before! I'd help the Rainbow Serpent no matter what!"

...Isn't the Rainbow Serpent something from Australian mythology? I heard something about it once when somebody jokingly compared me to it.

"I mean, we're British. We're just Australians that haven't specialised far enough in the tech skill tree yet." Raiju, kindly never say that again, even if it was well-timed. "That's what I do."

I know. And it's annoying.

...Wouldn't that make us Canadians that haven't gone into the medical and charisma skill tree yet though, by that logic...? Since, you know, the Commonwealth exists, and Canada's part of that...

"...Holy shit you're right." He just now realises that.

Stupidity aside, I nod at Shinmy with a soft smile. "I'm glad to hear that. So will you help me on my secret mission?"

"Yeah! Yeah yeah yeah!" She jumps up and down repeatedly on my shoulder. I barely feel anything since she's so small. It's kinda cute, actually. "Oh, I shouldn't say anything about this to anyone, right?"

"Mhm. Just, uh, be careful." I warn her, raising a finger as I start to leave Hakurei Shrine. "This person isn't anybody to take lightly."

"Uh-huh." Nodding obediently, she gives me a determined look. "I won't let you down! I promise!"

Daw. "Good girl. Now let's go." I leave the shrine again, quickly retreating into the silence of the night back to Misty Lake...

 


 

Despite her size, Shinmy is a very talkative person. And she's literally a child. She thought I was some fairy tale at first until she found out I actually existed, because this is Gensokyo we're talking about. If you can think of something, it probably exists here somewhere.

I keep thinking about that strange feeling I got whilst I was in the shrine though, and how odd Aegis was acting. It was getting warmer as if it meant to change form, yet it didn't...

And even then, I felt a strange sense of... familiarity. Like I should've been there, but I also shouldn't have been. It's an odd feeling and I don't know why.

...I could go back and ask Reimu about the shrine, seeing as how she's the shrine maiden. I could probably gather something from that... maybe.

She's been talking non-stop about how cool I was. I'm glad to know I'm thought of so highly among particular people such as her and fairies. I think she even said some of the village children look up to me. Apparently. Maybe it's because of Dezain or something like that. Or Trish feeding people misinformation, like she usually does. 

...I don't know why Trish finds misinforming people to be really funny though. I think it's cruel. We have our differences still, as one can tell.

"And then, um, and then..." Shinmy's also been retelling a time that Gensokyo almost got revolutionised whilst we walked to Misty Lake. Particularly because of an incident that she and an amanojaku called Seija caused. That mallet she's holding is called the Miracle Mallet, which reminded me that there was an oni-slaying inchling called Issun-boshi, the 'one-sun boy', from a particular Japanese fairy tale.

I'd let her continue, but we're at the lakeside. "We're here."

Satori, Shonin, and Rujo are gone, although they're presumably in hiding right now and are listening in.

"Oh. Um." Shinmyoumaru looks around in confusion. "...Okay."

She's really cute though. I don't know what it is, but you know that feeling people get when they see something small and precious? Yeah, that's how I see her right now. Small is cute.

"Small is puntable." Raiju. "Okay, THAT was in bad taste, but still."

Raiju.

"...Yeah, no, I should've kept my big dumb mouth shut." He sighs out tiredly.

Yes. You should.

"Ow." Raiko floats out from the trees, considerably beat up and looking pretty sour. I-. Good lord, what did Reimu do to her. Some of her drums look damaged and she has a comical looking bandage on her head. What happened. "...That really sucked."

"Hard day?" I stare at her, grinning a little.

"Heh, something like that." She exhales through her nose, amused by my humor. "Forgot how much those orbs hurt to get hit by." Then, Raiko notices Shinmyoumaru on my shoulder. "...I really hope this was worth it though, because getting beat up by the Hakurei for 'disturbing the peace' really wasn't on my agenda for tonight."

"...You were all that drumming and banging?" Shinmy speaks up, staring at Raiko. Actually, it's more like she's squinting.

"Damn right. Gotta exist to make some noise, little lady." Raiko looks down at Shinmyoumaru, floating closer towards us. "Now where the hell'd that ghost lady get off to...?"

"Right here. Just had something I needed to take care of." Mizuchi abruptly raises from the ground nearby, since ghosts can do that. Freaking spooky incorporeal entities, phasing in and out of walls constantly. Or floors.

"This is the person you asked for, right?" I gesture to the inchling on my shoulder. Act cool, like I definitely didn't just get another person in on a conspiracy within a conspiracy. A coup of a coup.

...Mizuchi takes a very close look at my shoulder, then spots the tiny girl. "Yep. Good job, you weren't a waste of time after all."

Shinmy looks slightly annoyed by that comment. Raiko does too. I, however, am not, namely because I know I am not a waste of time.

"Seriously, this better be worth it." Raiko stares at Mizuchi really hard. "What do you even need her for?"

"Yeah! What do you want?!" Shinmy abruptly points the needle she's carrying at the vengeful spirit.

"Of course, of course, you two've proved your worth, and you're a necessary step to the plan, so I may as well tell you what I have in mind." Mizuchi looks between me and Raiko first, then at Shinmy. "See, what I want is simple. I want to topple this unnatural order of youkai dominating humans. Level the playing field a little, if you will. Still, I'm not that much of an idiot and know that some youkai're needed in certain places, and that some're actually helpful."

"...Level the playing field?" I raise a brow a little. That doesn't sound too dissimilar to what Paletta wants to achieve with the Devas... although she's planning the synthesis of humans and youkai. The fusing of the two kinds, anyway. Mizuchi's just Mizuchi.

"Make it so that humans have a fighting chance, at least." Mizuchi dryly stares at me. "If not more than that anyway."

"...But humans're mean, sometimes." Shinmy pouts. Friend, please, work with me here.

"Yeah, but so're some youkai. Those bothersome types I really want to get rid of." Mizuchi presents a very fair counter to that.

...The inchling thinks on this. "You're right... I think."

She thinks.

"So where do more tsukumogami come into this?" Raiko really wants more tsukumogami to exist.

"That's easy." Mizuchi starts grinning maniacally, then looks at Shinmyoumaru, then the mallet she's holding. "That mallet, there. That's the Miracle Mallet, isn't it?"

"...Um." Shinmy looks at it, then back at the ghost. "...Yeah...?"

I notice the concerned look she's giving me. I give her a reassuring glance in return, softening my gaze. That... seems to help dissolve her concern a little.

"See, what I want to do is simple. Real simple." Mizuchi snaps her fingers, yet it doesn't make sound, since she literally doesn't have a physical body, as logic would have it. "I want you to take that mallet there into the main Human Village, and I want you to use it to make a bunch of the equipment the villagers typically use into tsukumogami."

"O~h." Raiko nods, liking the idea. "I can dig that. But, uh... how're tsukumogami gonna help 'level the playing field' or whatever?"

"That's where you come in." Looking at the drum tsukumogami, Mizuchi leans closer to her. "You're one yourself. Convince them to follow you out of the village before anybody can intervene. The more tsukumogami made, the better."

"Oh. But, uh, the thing is, I know for a fact the energy tsukumogami get from that mallet's limited." Raiko... makes an argument. That's a fair point. "Hell, I had to ditch my old drum kit for a new one to borrow magic from outside Gensokyo."

"...That'd be an issue then." Mizuchi thinks, then looks at me, seemingly getting an idea. "Bu~t that shouldn't be too hard of an issue for you to solve. You're a Naga. You can create things, right?"

"Perhaps." I raise a brow at her. "What I want to know is what you intend to do with the tsukumogami after they're made and out of the village."

Mizuchi thinks on this for a little. "I intend to use them for something, although I can't share that part just yet. RIsk of people eavesdropping, and all that. Youkai supremacists want to silence me permanently for seeking a way to give humans a leg up, a way to fight back."

"That sounds awful..." Wait, Shinmy actually believes this? Either that or she's a scarily good actor.

"Yeah, it is." The ghost deadpans, but quickly regains her tempo, giving me a very hard stare, before noticing Aegis. "Still, I need you to create energy for the tsukumogami. Say, that shield there. Hmm..."

"That thing has a mind of its own, I think." Raiko also looks at it, furrowing her brows. "Dunno. There's something about it."

What? "...You mean to say it's like a tsukumogami?"

"Kinda, but not really. Then again, I have a pretty good feel for what is and isn't one." Raiko doesn't seem too sure. "That thing's new."

"...I could hit it with the Miracle Mallet..." Shinmy speaks up again, looking at the golden mallet in her hands, then at Aegis.

"Try it." Mizuchi wants her to hit the shield with the mallet.

...I'm kinda curious to see what happens, actually.

"You sure letting a mallet that does who fucking knows what hit Aegis is a good idea?" Raiju asks, sounding pretty curious. You're curious what'll happen too though, aren't you? "Fair."

"Go ahead." I tell the inchling, holding Aegis out for prime bonking. 

"Okay! Mallet, transform!" Hopping up into the air, Shinmy raises the mallet above her, and as she comes down on it, she slams it down-.

Bwam!

It... made a weird noise when it impacted Aegis. Like metal on metal, but... off.

...Aegis is also violently glowing with pure white energy, but not visibly changing. Um. Um. That's not normal.

"...Huh." Mizuchi stares at it. "Well, you made a beacon, at least."

"...That's not what... normally happens, though...?" Shinmy stares at it in confusion and wonder as she hops back onto my shoulder.

I wonder what Raiju has to say about this.

...

Raiju? Um. Why're you so quiet-?

Fwu~!

Suddenly I am now glowing, and Aegis isn't. "Oh. This is bothersome."

"...Uh." The ghost seems really confused now. "...You good over there?"

"Whahah?!" Shinmy's surprised, almost falling off my shoulder.

"Wow." Raiko snaps her fingers at me. "You're shining like a diamond. Literally!"

"I am glowing. Also, diamonds don't shine. They reflect." I look at Raiko dryly, then myself. "...I don't really feel anything different though-."

Chi~mimim~!

Oh sweet Lubrae what the hell-.

 


At the same time... (Raiju POV)

 

I... I feel really weird for some reason. I feel cold air, despite the fact I know for a fact Rajime didn't let me take the reins. 

...

I'm also surrounded by a very white bright light at the moment and it is near-fucking-impossible to see anything in a two meter radius. Fun times.

All I remember is the gremlin bonking Aegis with that funny mallet, then, uh... silence? Rajime wasn't talking to me - or the others anymore - and then I... uh... lost any and all focus and memories of the past... five minutes, I wanna say~...? 

Look, normally I don't feel like I had my head thrown into a tumbledrier, which is a really weird sentence to say aloud, but... uh... that's exactly what it feels like right now.

Mimimi~...

Ohp-. The literal flashbang going off around me is dying down~...?

"...Ow..." I hear... Rajime? Wait, Rajime? The fuck...

...Once the light's died down I get a look around where I am. I-. I'm at Misty Lake. Rajime is stood opposite me. I see, uh, smooth criminal Raiko, the bowl-hatted gremlin, and the fuckboy phantom girl herself Mizuchi.

...

Wait. Something is not right here. How the fuck is Rajime there and I'm... here?

"...Okay, what the hell is this." Mizuchi looks between me, and Rajime, so that means I'm visible.

...I look down at my outfit. Grey, lightweight hunter's clothes. There's a knife in a sheath towards my right shoulder. There's this weird fucking harness-like thing around my waistline made out of special-looking chainmail. It even crackles with electricity. Neat. I even have baggy pants, so those're comfy. I'm wearing black and white gloves, and u~h... actually, none of my body's showing outside of my face and comically long silver hair.

...

Holy shit I got real. "Woo! Freedom!"

"Raiju, shut-..." Rajime groggily looks over at me, then just now realises what is wrong. "...Wait, Raiju?"

"O~kay, so does somebody mind filling me in on why another person just came out of you?" Mizuchi seems absolutely fucking bewildered. Good for her.

"Well, uh... two guys in one is cool?" Raiko doesn't seem like she knows what to make of this. She has a big dumb stupid grin on her face.

...I just now realised I'm free to say whatever the hell I want without consequence. Nifty. "Okay, so basically, whatever was happening with the shield there after it got bonked transferred to Rajime, then it somehow caused me to... exist? In reality? At the same time as him? By the way, hi, I'm Raiju. I'm Rajime's alternate self. I'm an asshole. But not really."

"Please just shut up." Rajime pinches his temple, obviously embarrassed by my dumbassery. Okay!

...Shinmy has a look of revelations. "Whah?! The mallet's never done that before!"

Nifty.

"Anywho~." I stretch my legs a little. Man, I feel way different compared to whenever I'd take over for Rajime. More free. More lithe. Less arthritis from sitting hunched over drawing and writing all day! I feel great! I am the fucking strong! "Yeah. I'm Raiju, like I said."

...I have a distinct urge to turn down the, uh, tone. For the nonexistent people in my head, that's why. I exist now and that's all that matters!

Also-. I don't feel like a woman. Probably something to check out later, right?

"No kidding." Mizuchi stares at me with intrigue. "You're still a Naga, right?"

"Perchance I may be." I decide to be an ass, because fuck you, ghost woman who exists to spite Reimu and seems like a poorly written character! Maybe that's my hidden sixth sense speaking for me. "Why ask?"

"Because you're literally nothing like him." Mizuchi gestures to Rajime, raising a brow. "...How stupid are you?"

"That entirely depends on the situation." I nod knowingly, a very smug smile on my face.

"He's a menace to society if that helps." Rajime lowers his eyes. "Imagine having him in the back of your head since a few days ago."

"...That'd probably drive me insane." Raiko contemplates audibly. "Huh. Is he that annoying?"

...Just because of that comment, I pick up a rock and casually throw it at her-.

Bonk.

"Pftuh-." That hit her? Well-. It hit her right in the cheek. "Okay, yeah, he's annoying."

"But useful." For some ungodly reason, Mizuchi thinks I am useful. My sister in, uh, any god in existence, I am literally the opposite. The only thing I am useful for is extra muscle and absolutely annoying people to no end.

"That's really you...?" Shinmy asks Rajime, to which he solemnly nods to.

"Regrettably, yes. He does have his charms, but they're... very random, as is Raiju himself." Rajime commentates on my existence as I kick and punch at the air a little since I'm finally able to stretch my legs properly for the first time in, uh, a really long time.

...I wonder. "If you hit him again with that mallet, will another me just spawn?" 

"No." Rajime shakes his head, denying that possibility. "Just-. No."

Daw.

"I don't think that's, um... even possible, or if that was even supposed to... happen...?" Shinmy doesn't even seem sure what to do now. Technically speaking, this is her fault for even contemplating hitting Aegis with the funny mallet.

"Okay, uh... meeting... adjourned, I guess?" Mizuchi thinks for a moment. "Next time, meet in the Human Village in the dead of night. Fly over the wall or show up there spontaneously, whatever works I guess."

"If I am bothered enough." I nod like an ass.

"...Just show up." Mizuchi gives me a dry look before going into the floor again, as ghosts do.

...

Well then! "Today has been very productive."

"Yeah. A menace got unleashed." Rajime stares at me. "What am I even gonna do with you...?"

Friend. "Well, uh..." I think on it, tapping my head a little.

...Actually. "I got nothing."

"There's usually some, um, price to using the mallet's power, too. I dunno what it took though." Shinmy furrows her brows fluffily, despite the fact I can barely fucking see her on Rajime's shoulder. I have superb eyesight. Fucking laser focus.

...How would a zoom function on eyes work, I wonder? Like, y'know, that stupid zoom thing you can do in some video games that, despite the player not having a scope of some kind, can magically zoom in on things. Do their eyes just... extend, behind the scenes? I wonder about that sometimes.

Oh, also, Rajime's probably going to have to explain my stupid ass to everyone he meets. Cool.

Well, not cool for him, but I can terrorise people without restraint.

...Speaking of Rajime, I get a closer look at him. Her. Actually, is it just me, or does he seem more... feminine now that we've split...?

"...Actually, uh..." Raiko speaks up, giving Rajime a weird stare. "...You always look like that?"

"...Look like what?" Rajime tilts his head. That's when I notice it. His eyes're a more bright blue and he seems softer-looking.

Hold up, if I'm the masculinity of Rajimarin, and Rajime's the feminine side-.

Holy shit I just realised what's really different about him.

"You look more like a woman now." Raiko points out.

Rajime has an actual chest. Holy shit. I'll still call Rajime like I would a guy, because that's what he wants to be known as, but uh... I'm seriously doubting that since he has a bust. A small bust, but a far more noticeable one, Jesus fuck!

"I-. I do?" He looks down, then realises. "...Oh. Maybe the price was my masculinity...?"

"Wait, you're actually a girl?!" Raiko just now realises this fact.

"The Rainbow Serpent's a woman?!" Shinmy gasps in surprise, but she seems weirdly happy about that...

"I mean." I speak up, raising my hand. "...Rajime has always been a girl. He just assumed the identity of a guy because he did not have a chest that big when we were still the same person. He was deceptively boyish."

"I will punch you." Rajime glares at me. Okay, noted, and ignored. "What's with that weird harness on your waist, anyway?"

"...Good question!" I poke it, only to get shocked. Ow. What's weird about that shock was that it didn't hurt, all I felt was the static. Hmm. I could probably electrocute the entirety of Misty Lake by jumping in-. Wait, no, Rujo's in there. Balls.

"Huh. Learn something new everyday." Raiko clicks her tongue, before starting to drift away. "C'mon, let's go get some drinks before it gets too late and all the good places shut."

"Ah, right..." Rajime starts following her. I do too! 

Now how is Rajime going to explain this to Trish, I wonder.

 


Later... (Rajime POV)

 

...I didn't expect Raiko to take us to Outer Heaven. Trish's bar, I mean. She said it had a pretty good reputation and she's played a one-off drum session here. Trish was 'kind' enough to give her a beer bottle to smash over someone's head. Basically, normal Trish activity.

"...Huh. So you've been busy." Trish comments. I've been telling her about the... everything that's happened today in a very dull manner. Because I'm tired.

"Busier than busy busy!" Raiju chimes in like an idiot. 

"...Yeah." Sis just grins at the maniac that was formerly in my head. "Still, alternate egos becoming real people, huh...? That Miracle Mallet's some crazy stuff."

"It is!" Shinmy pipes up from the bar counter, holding the aforementioned mallet in her hands. "Um... Sorry about causing your brother any annoyances...?"

"Nah, it's fine with me what you do, as long as it's not too impactful." Trish folds her arms, scratching her cheek. "Still, uh, bloody hell. You actually look like a girl now, Rajime. You sure you wanna keep claiming you're a guy...?"

"I know." I groan into my hand. How am I gonna explain this new growth to people...? 

"In my defense, I am a guy. I think." Raiju chimes in abruptly from behind me, jumping up a little to make himself known. 

"You think." Trish gives him a dry look. "I could check."

"Nice try." He grins, shaking his head. "I know exactly what you're talking about. Mate, I'm Rajime. He's me. Or, uh, she's me?"

"Menaces to society aside, I uh... I didn't know Jiyu-sama was actually your sister." Raiko speaks up from my right, downing a bottle of sake. Apparently, Trish sells booze by the bottle here. She gave me some of Curo's special homebrew tea though, since she knows I don't drink alcoholic stuff.

"Oh, no, he is. Or she. Fuck." Trish helpfully nods. 

"They." Somebody else adds. You know that amanojaku I mentioned earlier, that Shinmy told me about? Seija? Yeah, she's here. Apparently she's the 'asshole house cat' Trish mentioned that one time as well. What a coincidence.

Basically, she has black hair with white and red highlights, little horns, red eyes, and the most confusing outfit I've seen yet. A white dress that ends in this odd red, black, and gray spade pattern that somehow both point downwards and upwards at the same time. Somehow, her dress is wrapped with an upside-down blue bow. How she managed that is beyond me. Oh, and she has sandals on, plus this gold bracelet on her right arm.

...A very contrarian person as I've come to find out. She almost always means the opposite of what she vocalises. Trish pointed that out very quickly.

Then again... Looking like a mature woman my age might not be a bad thing necessarily. I could wear bindings underneath my shirt, maybe. And I'd look more in line with the general populace...

On the other hand, people are really used to seeing me as a guy, and I don't know how to deal with this facade I built. How the hell could I have expected that Raiju getting his own body instead of crashing in mine would result in me looking like an adult woman?

"Also, I absolutely despise you and your sister." Seija points at me. Thank you for saying 'you like my style'. "You two are very normal."

What she means to say is 'I like you and your sister, you two are really unusual'. Amanojaku are weird.

"I hate you too." Trish shakes her head, but I imagine she's just talking in a way Seija understands. 

"...You two also really confuse me." Raiko looks between the two of them.

"Good." They both reply simultaneously.

"Seija's like that." Shinmy smiles up at Raiko. 

"And Trish is just naturally very contrarian." I take a mouthful of the tea I've been drinking. It's in this ornate teacup that, when you finish it, says 'look behind you', or really it's look in any direction. When I do that, it's magically full again. I don't know how Curo manages to do that without anybody noticing either.

"She's also an ass." Raiju helpfully nods. Important information.

"Please just shut up. Again." I turn to him, staring with annoyance.

"Nuh uh." He shakes his head. "I will not be sile-."

Thwap!

Suddenly, there is grey tape over his mouth and Curo is stood beside him with a roll of sticky tape. "He said be quiet, you annoyance to the general public."

Pffft. "Thank you, Curo."

"My pleasure." He bows before disappearing, as Raiju rips the tape off of his lips.

"...How the hell does he work." Raiju looks around in wonder for a moment.

"Very carefully, you see." Trish grins like a jerk at him. 

"...Noted!" Raiju takes this as a sign to not ask any further questions regarding Curo. Probably for the better because, knowing him, they'd be really stupid questions that have really obvious answers.

...Also I'm tired. I look up at Trish. "Can I just sleep here tonight?"

"Sure." She nods as I just faceplant on the counter, putting my arms around my head for comfort reasons.

"...He normally like that?" I hear Raiko ask.

Trish hums for a moment. "Usually when something really bothers him. Like that idiot."

"I am a smart idiot." Raiju sounds smug. Please, somebody shut him up so I can sleep...

BAM!

That loud noise makes my head jerk up and look over-

"Ow." -only to find Raiju embedded in the ceiling with Seija sticking her middle finger out at him. Ah... Charming. "What the fuck."

"Honestly, I'm not gonna lie, you deserved that for being so irritating. Also for throwing that rock at me earlier." Raiko looks up at him with a mirthful grin.

Trish looks at Seija slowly, then has an annoyed look, not saying anything. She's... probably annoyed about the damage that might cause to the ceiling.

...Seija looks back at her. "Alright, alright, sheesh fine. No need to get a stick up your ass."

Thud.

"Fu-." Raiju falls to the floor loudly. "O~w, my bones..."

"...Um..." Shinmy looks at me. I glance at her. "Just, um... get some sleep...? I'll stay here with you."

"...Thanks." I nod, then go back to trying to sleep... hopefully...

As everyone else arounds me talk, I slowly start to lose consciousness, probably from sheer mental exhaustion and Raiju being annoying alone... among other factors... like thinking of how to explain my newfound... 'growth'... to people later... This sucks...

...

Notes:

OKAY SO HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WRITE???

first let's get the two GLARINGLY obvious things out of the way

1) holy shit it's lubrae! she's like. THE most IE character ever. she's been brought up REALLY early on since like chapter 3 of eoc, and considering how frequent i post these chapters, uh. that's a long time ago. good to see that she's finally here (in some form anyway), she has planets. a lot of planets. she is very blue too for some reason. a very blue person.

2) WHAT THE FUCK RAIJU HAS HIS OWN BODY NOW???????? either thank or blame shinmyoumaru for that, the miracle mallet is bullshit sometimes. better question, why did it not do that to aegis instead of rajime/raiju? the fuck even is aegis, outside of being a shield, really?? look i know it seems rather abrupt to just drop an absolute RANDOM THING like raiju getting his own body right towards the end of the chapter (or near enough to it anyway) with like 0 explanation other than 'miracle mallet magic is bullshit' but like. how did you not expect me to write the most unexpected thing imaginable? the idea of raiju throwing a rock at raiko was also too funny to pass up

other things! yeah lotus eaters is a thing that's happening huh. thanks mamizou. some food for thought: theoretically, how would trish and miyoi interact, given who they are? in theory. the actual answer will surprise you (as far as trish is concerned anyway)

anyways hey look it's satori lol! i'm gonna let the things i said with her set in a little first ;)

also seiga is seiga fuck you seiga for being the best bastard imaginable

any other stuff mentioned i'm not elaborating on since that's what takes up the end note space LMAO, feel free to theorise and stuff in comments though and i can explain a little more there, if you want

wtf rajime looks like an actual woman now? huh. only in ie can you get absolutely random shit like that. can he even still claim to be trans despite obviously being a woman...? i mean yeah probably if he really wants to

also did i just hint at nero/futo being a thing? perhaps. sorry ichirin/futo fans lol (though there is the potential for nero/futo/ichirin being a thing i won't deny that)

AND LASTLY HEY LOOK WE KNOW THE IDENTITY OF BRUSCHETTA AFTER LIKE... FIVE CHAPTERS OF KNOWING ABOUT HER. yes paletta's entire name is just an elaborate reference related to painting over herself constantly. that is funny. paletta bruschit. funny name :).

i promise i wasn't on some goofy shit whilst writing this chapter too i can 100% assure you my brain is functioning normally

Chapter 14: The Path To Enlightment Is Best Treaded Lightly

Summary:

Following the surprisingly colossal day that struck him like a freight train, Rajime tries his hardest to ignore the damages and push on... Fortunately for him, somebody seems to be looking out for him, albeit unintentionally.

Notes:

so this chapter's more nero-focused. but also byakuren (and futo i guess)! see, nagas (as in the actual nagas) are considered beneficial (albeit moderately dangerous) beings in buddhism, so that's a neat little tie-in that can and will be made (what's funnier is that the actual naga family isn't. too far off of that? (as far as creationist nagas (like rajime) are concerned anyway)), but that gets explained further in depth in the chapter itself lmfao. that and the opportunity to have raiju annoy the everloving hell out of murasa was too funny to pass up, and even then futo has sort of been stuck in my head lately

also yes i just used a bracket inside of a bracket inside of a bracket, god is dead because i ate his/her fridge

no mizuchi stuff this chapter, namely because:
- raiju being a complete menace to society
- people disliking the moon
- byakuren took up like half of this chapter lmfao (and for good reason)
- nero/futo content lol! (sorry futo/ichirin fans)
- ...among other things

also wtf touhou 19 got announced?!?! not sure if i'll get around to covering it in IE when it releases, but, it's there for when it does release

OH YEAH AND THIS SERIES HAS A DISCORD NOW (which you will find in the note at the bottom of the chapter)

anyways chapterly oc count is... 7? hot damn that's the lowest it's been in a WHILE

oh yeah i ran out of tags this chapter too lmfao, canon characters that i couldn't tag that show up for the first time in eoc this chapter:
- Kyouko
- Murasa
- Unzan
- Yoshika

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

...Mgh~...

Oh, um, I'm in the Dream World again.

"Heya, Raji." I'm also greeted with Sumireko's voice. Oh, right, that's a thing. I forgot... mostly because I was too preoccupied with other things. "Also, uh, man, you look really different now."

"Don't ask." I shake my head, opening my eyes proper to find my dreamscape just how I remember it. Grassy plains beneath, tree behind me, river directly ahead. Sumi's to my left, also under the tree. Strangely, Doremy's still absent...

"Right, sure." Surprisingly, she accepts my new appearance pretty easily. "What happened to that Raiju guy? Thought he would've shown up or something."

...Wait a minute, she's right. Sometimes me and Raiju share dreams, other times we don't. Raiju should be here, but... he has his own body. That probably means he has his own dreams now.

...

I may as well be honest. "Thanks to magic, Raiju has gained the 'miracle', or as I prefer it a curse, of having his own body. So he probably has his own dream that he's in right now."

"Oh. Uh... Huh. Alright." Slowly, she processes this information, nodding just as slow. "...Doesn't that mean you're, you know, your own person now though?"

I-... I guess I am, when she mentions it. "Personally, I'm glad I don't have him raving in the back of my head every five seconds and saying really dumb things."

"Dumb things such as...?" She tilts her head, wanting an example.

"Wanting to punt a small child, for one." I raise a finger. Well-. Shinmy isn't really a small child, she's an inchling. Big difference, but at the same time, not too dissimilar. "...He also represents my intrusive thoughts, I suppose."

"Ah. That's probably gonna be a pain for you to keep track of." Sumireko makes a fair point. Raiju's already really annoying, now he's just a menace to society without a leash on him. "So, uh, how've you been~...?"

"Been better." I shrug casually, starting to smile. "I've been settling in more. Well-. I almost got assassinated, but as I said, settling in."

"Pft. That's Gensokyo for you. If people aren't attacking you one day, they're trying to kill you the next. Or scare you beyond belief. One or the other." Sumi laughs into her hand a little. "...Though, you specified assassination like that was the exact intent."

"It was." I stare at her blankly. "...As it turns out, Hell and the Moon don't like each other and I got dragged into that."

"...The hell does that have to do with almost being assassinated?" Sumi doesn't know I'm the King of Hell-? Or, um, candidate for that, anyway. "Oh, uh, unless if you're-."

"I'm the candidate for King of Hell. Lunarian assassin. Moon rabbit with a purification gun, or something." I elaborate before she can make a guess, sighing out. "So basically the usual."

"Ah. Gotcha." Somehow understanding that, she chuckles. "Still, that's a pretty impressive spot to get yourself in, considering you've been in Gensokyo for about, uh... a week or so. Maybe two."

Actually. "I think it's been two weeks exact since I entered Gensokyo." I ponder on it. Come to think of it, yeah, it is. Huh.

"Hm. Maybe I should come visit you sometime. I mean, hell, I'd love to see Hell, given you're willing to show me around." Sumi starts getting a dumb grin on her face.

I'm imagining she would. "Depends on how busy I am and what-not. Right now, I'm uh... really busy as is. I'm not sure if you know, but I'm looking into a particular vengeful spirit for a sage~...?"

"Uh..." Giving it some thought, Sumireko tilts her head. "...Does she have green hair?"

What? "No. I don't even know who you're talking about with that either."

"Huh. Weird." Sumireko furrows her brows. "Reimu told me about this one vengeful spirit who caused problems for literally no reason other than staving off her boredom or getting more powerful that gave her a bunch of trouble way back when. I think her name was Mima, or something...?"

Mima, huh. "Still no clue who you're talking about."

"Oh, then you don't know." The esper considers this, shrugging. "Ah well, if it's not her, then it's probably the other one I heard about. Mi~... zuchi, right? Mizuchi? Looks like she's wearing a prison uniform, has a comically large golden handcuff~...?"

"That's the one." I nod once. "I'm looking into her since nobody seems to have any idea what she wants or her motivations. Apparently she poses some threat to the natural order of things, so..."

"Hm." Furrowing her brows, she really gives it some thought. "I wouldn't have any idea about that, honestly."

"And the thing is, she contradicts herself." I decide to also mention that. "She hates youkai with a burning passion, yet isn't against working with them. She's probably planning to betray them or just use them like puppets, but still."

"Huh. That is weird." After scratching her cheek, she pushes her glasses up a little. "You're looking into it though?"

"I'm into it pretty deep." I shake my head solemnly. "Hell, Mizuchi reached out to me instead of the other way around at that one banquet two days ago."

"Oh, that one? Yeah, my doppelganger was there." Sumi reveals. I didn't see her at all... then again, there were a lot of people at the banquet. "There was some outburst. Then again, this is the Tarnished we're talking about. They're walking outbursts themselves. But did you see that kick-off thing the head Tarnished did, with all those fairies that were caught causing trouble?"

"I'm trying to erase that from my mind." I sigh out, pinching my temple. "I've never seen so many colours and explosions before in my life, but... that was a first."

"Pft, yeah, same here. Beats any firework festivals I've been to though." Chuckling, she adjusts the rim of her hat. "Anywho, uh... let's talk about other things."

She's probably trying to get me to lighten up a little. "Sure. Go ahead."

"Right, right. U~h..." She gives the next topic a hard thought. "How about the future?"

"The future, huh." I echo, thinking about it. "...What aspect of it?"

"Like, uh, you know, lifelong dreams~...?" She doesn't sound too sure. "Actually, to hell with it. Are you planning on having any kids at all?"

That's a very abrupt question to spring on somebody. I give her a weird look for a moment, before thinking about it. "Children..."

Honestly, I'm not against the idea, provided I'm given the time I need. "Maybe. Hopefully a girl if anything."

"Ah, I get it. All the girls in my family're super big on occult stuff anyway, and I want that to continue for a good while." Sumireko grins. "Thinking of naming my kid Renko, if not that, my grandkid if I live long enough to see that happen."

"That name has a nice ring to it." I smile. I never really give things like this some thought, but... "I'm thinking either Tohru or Maribel. Might change my last name at some point to something more normal. Maybe Hearn or something."

"Rajime Hearn, huh. That doesn't sound half-bad, actually." Sumireko chuckles again, as do I this time. "I can see you're trying to keep ties to your, uh, heritage, too. Maribel's a pretty western name. Tohru's more eastern."

"Well, one or the other works. I don't particularly mind what names I give my kids. Unless if I have twins. Then I can just use both, I guess." Awkwardly, I scratch the back of my neck. "Thinking about this now just feels weird though. I'm only eighteen."

"Guess that is pretty early for you to think about, huh?" Her face softens a little. "...My bad for springing that on you so abruptly. Guess I was just... trying to lighten you up a little? Seemed like you had a really bad day."

"Believe me when I say I've had worse." I rub my eyes a little. I'm still really annoyed at Raiju for being so... chaotic all the time. He's like Jill, only slightly less so.

...Come to think of it, there's an awful lot of similarities between me and Seam to begin with. From our mannerisms and personalities, to how we act, talk, handle things, and think. There's no denying Seam's my ancestor, really. I can see where Remilia gets her aristocratic, influential, and calm side from, and where Flandre gets her more... sheltered, childish, and playful personality. 

Maybe I could ask Seam about Raiju getting his own body, and if that's a good or bad thing. Maybe.

"Thought you'd say that." Sumi adjusts her hat a tiny bit, then snaps her fingers. "So, to move on, how's your sister?"

"Trish?" I didn't expect her to mention Trish. "She's been doing fine. She has her own bar now, in the Human Village. Outer Heaven."

"Oh, yeah, I've heard of that place, actually. It's the only youkai-friendly place in the village at all times of day." Sumireko thinks on it. "...I mean, I'm old enough to drink, but I'm not stupid enough to get drunk in a place full of youkai who're just as drunk."

"She has a moon rabbit as security detail, though she has, and I quote, an 'asshole house cat' which is actually, as I've come to learn, an amanojaku." I raise a finger, sighing. "It's simultaneously a safe and dangerous place."

"Ah. Figures." Nodding once, she thinks on it. "Also, uh, is the baku around...? I've not seen her for a while."

"Apologies, I was merely held up with something." Suddenly, Doremy descends from the 'sky' above. I say, sky, but it's more like a skybox for the dream. "Somebody decided messing with the fabric of the Dream World was a good idea, and I had to patch the holes that made for the past day."

Oh. That might have been Lubrae. Lubrae's that powerful, so it shouldn't be surprising, but still, Lubrae can accidentally damage a place like the Dream World by manipulating it? That's simultaneously interesting and scary to think about.

Still, regardless of Lubrae accidentally damaging the Dream World, I nod at Doremy with a smile. "Hey, Doremy."

"Good evening." The baku returns the smile. "...Rajime, forgive me for asking, but did you even sleep yesterday, at all?"

Uh? "Yeah, I did."

"...What's strange about that?" Sumi's obviously pretty confused by the abrupt question herself.

"I didn't entirely notice he went to sleep, but then I noticed Raiju - his other self - had shown up in the Dream World. Then I found out you actually had gone to sleep, yet I couldn't sense your presence anywhere in any kind of dream or nightmare." Doremy hums for a moment, giving it a bit of thought. "It's as if somebody concealed that particular dream for that night only."

"It was for... an important reason, to, um, say the least." I look away, sighing. "I can't really disclose why that happened, but at the same time, it's important."

I say that since I don't even know where to begin, in all honesty. 

"Then I won't pry, if that's the case." Doremy, surprisingly, drops the whole thing. Oh, um, okay? "Some people prefer privacy sometimes, anyway."

"Yeah, uh... not entirely wrong there." Sumi puts on a small grin.

"I heard the new off of Raiju before showing here, by the way." Doremy gives me a look of extreme pity. "You have my utmost condolences for having to keep that fool on a leash now."

Pffft... "I'm strong than I look, but... thanks. Honestly-." I shake my head, putting on a slightly annoyed grin. "Raiju's probably the most annoying person I've ever met, if not the second-most annoying, but he's plain irritating to deal with in general."

"Mmm. In any case." Doremy looks between me and Sumireko next. "What were you talking about before? Something about the future?"

"Well, she only asked that because she wanted to know if I was planning on having any kids." I point at Sumireko, grinning a little more.

"It's a good question, though!" The occult maniac raises her hands defensively, chuckling.

"It actually isn't a bad thing to think about, either." Doremy, for some reason, sides with her. "Rajime, you are a Naga. Thinking about ways to keep your family name from dying off should be up there on your list of priorities."

"I know that, even if I already know barely anything about my family and its past." Sighing, I slip my hands into my pockets. "Besides, I have an entire life ahead of me. Many decades to come, maybe even centuries if I decide to expand my lifespan or something."

"Yeah, uh." Sumireko scratches her cheek for a moment before continuing. "...I've got no actual clue what either of you're talking about, but I get wanting to continue and expand the family name, and all that."

Oh, right, she doesn't know. Probably for the better, since it's kind of a mess anyway.

"Indeed." Doremy nods in agreement, then realises something. "...Ah. Rajime, your time's almost up already. Which is strange... You've barely been here, in the Dream World, for more than an hour."

...I have? Huh... "No clue why that is. Maybe something's going on in the real world."

"Probably." Doremy stares at me, as everything in my vision starts going white. "We'll pick this conversation up next time."

"Wait, you're going already?" I hear Sumireko, but cannot see her, since my vision is white. "Oh well. See you in two days."

...Right.




"Nguh-." I wake up with a slight shock this time, jumping out of the bar stool I'm sat on but not falling over, instead standing up quickly. I-. Bar stool-?

Right, I fell asleep in Trish's bar, that's right...

I look around for a moment after quickly regaining my bearings. Raiju's just asleep on the counter with a bottle of alcohol by his side.

...I think that's a bottle of vodka. Trish has vodka here? I mean, she has Curo who makes medicine from poisons, and alcohol technically is a poison, so... it wouldn't be out of the question for him to be able to brew alcohol either, would it?

It's quiet. There's nobody in the room. Good, I-... That's good.

Raiko left. I have no idea where she went, but I presume she's preparing for Mizuchi's plans tonight. I'm assuming we're meeting in the village tonight, anyway, since she didn't give us an exact date to meet her.

Pipi~!

My phone also goes off around this time. Who the hell's messaging me this early in the morning...?

Carefully yet tiredly, I reach for my phone from the depths of my bag, pulling it out and opening Harmony. 

There, I am greeted with messages from several people. To put it bluntly, it looks like Shonin, Nero, Aya, Nitori, Mike, and... Chima-.

Chimata. Oh, no. I did it again, didn't I? I said I'd be home after doing important things, and I didn't. Again. It looks like she's been messaging me non-stop, too. I count about fifty notifications and counting from her alone.

Um... I should probably reply to her before anything else. Knowing her, I probably had her worried. Like. Really worried...

The messages she's been sending me, simply put, seem to be one specific sentence.

LunarRainbow: "RAJIME WHERE ARE YOU???"

...Or variations of that, at least. Fifty messages of that and variants of it.

So, I may as well respond.

Rajime: "Sorry, sorry, Chima, I know I said I'd be back by last night, but I got too busy again... that and something happened which warranted me being too tired to deal with reality at the moment."

LunarRainbow: "Ohh, okay! At least you didn't get hurt or anything from the way you put it... What happened?"

Okay, so how do I describe what happened yesterday.

Wait-. I can still take pictures with my phone. Perfect.

I position myself beside Raiju, swap to the camera app, then take a picture of myself with the most tired look imaginable and Raiju passed out on the bar counter. 

Then, I move back to where I was, naming the photo 'light_and_dark', going back into Harmony after doing so.

Now, I send that picture to her.

Rajime uploaded 'light_and_dark.png'

Rajime: "Take a wild guess."

LunarRainbow: "Who's that?"

LunarRainbow: "Wait. Is... that Raiju?"

Rajime: "Yes."

LunarRainbow: "...And you look... different. More feminine than I remember, at least..."

Rajime: "That's correct."

LunarRainbow: "How did this happen?"

Rajime: "Believe me when I say it's a long story and you don't want to know. What you need to know, however, is that a menace has been unleashed upon society by complete accident. To put it simply, me and Raiju are now completely separate people. Raiju 'splitting' from me for a lack of a better word led to me losing my masculinity."

LunarRainbow: "...Ah. That is... quite bad, actually. But! I'll still love you regardless."

Rajime: "I know you will. Would you mind passing this news along to some others in Hell? Like, uh... Tensai? Shonin? Aikido? Junko? Hecatia? Please?"

LunarRainbow: "Will do! Just um... try to keep Raiju, and yourself, out of trouble because of something he might do?"

Rajime: "I'll try, but I can't guarantee I can counter every single idiotic thing he does."

With that said, I back out of the conversation. Uh... Let's see what Shonin wants.

Her name is 'DaDevil' on here. Of course.

DaDevil: "heeeeey rajime! so, uh, yesterday, with satori, right? she's pretty happy with the, ah, information we gathered! so that's nice, uhhh, what isn't nice is how you've got a menace to society hanging around you now, but then again he'd fit right in with hell so what do i care??"

And from the looks of it, Shonin's one of those people who literally never capitalise anything, even names. I kind of expected that from her, though, so it's not that bothersome. Shonin's the type of person to do this. 

DaDevil: "you don't gotta reply to this either, i'm just updating you with, y'know, info on the case. originally somebody was planning on getting a vampire or two involved with this? but ah, heh, you're kinda doing a good job being our mole as well, soooo..."

DaDevil: "so, basically, all we know about the case so far is that mizuchi wants to amass a legion of tsukumogami for some reason. why? hell if we know, but that's what you've gotta find out no matter what."

DaDevil: "as for satori, uh. did you know she has a sister? not many people really do, since she's like one of those make-up friends kids have only this time she actually exists. saying that since nobody can see satori's sister NORMALLY, dude. freaking invisible to the naked mind and all that."

...Satori has a sister?

DaDevil: "her sister's name's koishi, by the way. satori made a comment to me that you reminded her of her sister in regards to how you act. carefree, friendly, kinda clueless at times. though the one 'key thing' she uses to separate you and koishi is that you don't threaten to stab people then become their friend later! so that's nice!"

...'Threaten to stab people then become their friend later'. I wonder why she uses that to distinguish me and her sister, Koishi. I'm curious as to who this Koishi really is as well. Food for thought, I suppose.

Still, I remind Satori of her sister? Hmm. That's nice to hear. I suppose me and her might have to interact on some occasions though, considering I'm going to be the King of Hell at some point, and she's the one who keeps a watchful eye over where Hell used to be. 

With that aside, I back out of those messages and look for the next person. 

Hmm, come to think of it, I don't talk to Nero all that much, do I? Let's see what he's up to.

His name is literally just 'BangBangBang'. He's not even being subtle with that name...

BangBangBang: "Hey, Rajime. Heard about these phones being spread around seemingly at random, then decided to get my hands on one. I mean, you and I both know how this tech works, right? Heh. Still, uh, Mamizou told me you wiped her out of all the money she brought to gamble with, too. Good going on that, not a lot of people can outwit somebody like her. Still, if you're free today, you wanna come by Myouren Temple? It's nearish to the village and I heard from Rujo that you were headed that way with a particular drum tsukumogami. Could be a good opportunity for you to learn more, eh?"

Myouren Temple, huh? I think about it for a moment before replying.

Rajime: "Thanks for the offer, Nero, and thanks for checking in on me as well. I'll consider it."

BangBangBang: "It's not like I'm forcing you to come to the temple. I mean, really, it's your choice, but I could use a little help with making sure Futo doesn't do anything, well, brash or questionable. Mamizou's, uh, words yesterday, about me and her, they've got her acting a little strange."

Futo? Acting strange?

Rajime: "...Nero, literally everything about Futo is strange. No offense meant to her by that."

BangBangBang: "Pffft. Not wrong there. But she's being weirder than usual, to say the very least."

Rajime: "Right. Stranger than normal. I'll keep that in mind, if I do decide to come by. I'll let you know later, it's still early in the morning, and all."

BangBangBang: "True that. They've got me on cooking duty for the temple today anyway... so that means I should probably start preparing that. Come by, I'll treat you to some of my special jiaozi. Or, uh, dumplings, if you don't know what I mean by that. I'll make some other things you might recognise, too."

Rajime: "Awfully kind of you to offer. But, uh, I might bring along two other people if I do decide to go to the temple, so keep that in mind."

BangBangBang: "Ah, I see. I'll wait for your decision later then."

Rajime: "Right. Talk to you later, Nero."

That said, I leave Nero alone. Myouren Temple... It's not somewhere I've been before. I'm presuming it's the, well, main temple for Gensokyo's Buddhist populace.

This then leaves me with Nitori, Mike, and Aya. Come to think of it, I've not seen Mike in a while. Wonder what she's been up to since the Ability Card incident...? Her username's 'Calico', which is pretty simple and apt, but it works.

Calico: "Hehey, bro! Been a while! Well, uh, last time you saw me was during that card stuff, but things've been going well! You saw me at the banquet too, but get this, you know that Sannyo lady, right? One that runs the gambling den, sorta your boss now? Me and her, ah, let's just say we've got to an agreement! I'm part of the den now as well, though, uh, I know next to nothing about gambling, so she's got me on a more support role if anything? I mean, it's mostly just me, y'know, using my ability, beckonin' in customers and what-not. I don't really gotta do all that much, so it's a neat thing to do on the side, whenever the den's open. Which is, uh, tomorrow, right, bro?"

'Bro'. I forgot she uses that to address people. Still, Sannyo took Mike aboard as well...? Then again, the den does generate a lot of income. Mostly because of me and Kifujin, I think. Dezain periodically sends me photographs of her articles for free, so I read them when I get some downtime and I'm bored. The most recent, so far, was of Yokoshimana it looked like... I've not read it yet, but I will soon.

Well, I read them when there's not something going on, at least.

I should reply to Mike, too.

Rajime: "Really? That's good to hear, and it's good to see a new face come aboard. I presume you've met the others, right?"

Calico: "Yep, yep! That Saikoro woman weirds me out a little though, but big sis Oki seemed to like me bein' there. Probably because she's a lion and I'm a maneki-neko, heh... Kifu seemed neutral or, ah, unbothered? I dunno, she's pretty darn hard to read if you ask me. And then there's Yoko. I'm kinda familiar with her outside of the den, she does stuff 'round the mountain in her free time. Helps out all the locals!"

Yoko does that...? 

Rajime: "That does sound like something she'd do. Yoko's a sweet girl at heart, but she might come off as weird at times. Don't let her meek nature deter you."

Calico: "I know, I know, I won't let that happen! 'Sides, if I can't get along with the folk workin' with me, how's that any good for business?! I want this place to be successful, bro!"

She sort of reminds me of Renegain in how she speaks. The usage of 'bro' to refer to me. It's like how Renegain calls me, or anybody else who's masculine-looking enough, 'brother'. She uses 'sister' for anybody who seems feminine enough too, but she does use other titles, like 'hero'.

But Renegain and Mike are two completely different people, obviously.

Calico: "Aaaanywho, ah... Just thought I'd let you know about that! Also, uh, whilst we're talking, how's progress looking on that book of yours?"

Oh, right, I sort of did make a promise to her that we'd sell copies of Gensopedia, whenever I finish it, at some point, didn't I...?

Rajime: "...Still a work in progress. There's a lot to put in it."

Calico: "Yep, uh, really is. Lotta folk in Gensokyo to write 'bout, and ah, even then, there's a whole buncha different locations too, like Tarnished Hill, Youkai Mountain, places like that."

Rajime: "Indeed. But, hopefully, it shouldn't take too long. It's been nice talking to you again, Mike."

Calico: "Same to you, bro! I'll see you tomorrow, eh?"

After saying goodbye, she goes offline. As one does.

...Nitori and Aya next. I wonder what Aya wants, since I know for a fact she's probably going to pester me. We did make that deal, after all.

"Wha-. Holy fuck!" Somebody jumps up and shouts, however, before I get a chance to see what she wants.

Startled, I immediately turn my phone off and pocket it, turning to the voice in question. "Huh?!"

"Oh, man, what'd I drink last night?" They groan groggily.

...I quickly calm down and regain my cool upon realising it was just Raiju waking up. "Vodka. Idiot."

"Vodka-?" Raiju looks at the half-empty bottle beside him. "Oh. Vodka. Huh. Right, Outer Heaven... Damn, Trish's bar has the shit."

...

"Please go back to being unconscious. I liked the quiet." I stare at him.

"Nuh-uh." He shakes his head, jumping off of the bar and cracking every single joint in his body. I scrunch my nose a little at him doing that, since it was literally unnecessary. "Whew. So~! What's going on, huh? Actually, where the fuck is everybody?"

"That's... actually a good question." I stop to think on that for a moment. "I assumed Trish was still asleep, though I wouldn't know anything about Curo or Seija. Though, you shouting would've woken them up, and, uh... Shinmy-."

Wait. Where is Shinmyoumaru? She's not here, but I swear she said last night that she'd stay here with me... Did she go back to Hakurei Shrine...?

No, actually, she probably wouldn't. She didn't seem like the type to go back on her word. Maybe she went outside for a walk or something. I mean, I probably would.

"The gremlin has disappeared." Raiju nods sagely. I-. Why sagely. "A disappointment, but not entirely."

"...The plan with Mizuchi entirely hinges on her staying with me." Dryly, I look at him. "Did you forget that? Or do you just have that much brain damage?"

"Pfah-." He's taken aback by my sudden jab. "B-. Brain damage? I, uh... Huh, maybe, actually. I dunno, I've got all these thoughts running through my head."

...

"I'm on fire, face burni-." He's about to start singing in a very bad voice. Oh no.

"Shut the fuck up with that stupid shit." Suddenly, Trish walks in from outside, letting loose two swears. Then, she realises I'm awake. "...Oh. Sorry, Rajime."

"It's fine." I shake my head, but sigh anyway. "I thought you would've noticed me first though."

"...Yeah, I would've." Sis just clicks her tongue in response, then I notice she's carrying a bag of some sorts. "Here. Got you breakfast. There's this place in the village I tend to go to, though if I'm busy, I tend to have Curo go in my stead. Run by a local, does stuff we both know. Like pancakes."

Pancakes? "They have those here?"

"Well, more like the fluffy ones, but yeah, pancakes." Trish walks over and passes me a small package, as well as a fork. Oh, neat.

I then notice she isn't giving Raiju a package of what is presumably pancakes. He also notices. "...I want a pancake."

"I want you to die, but we can't have everything we want now, can we? Otherwise things would be too easy." Acting like she didn't just say that, Trish calmly walks behind the bar with the bag she's carrying.

"Damn, okay." Raiju starts chuckling crazily, but also disappointed as I sit down at the bar, slowly opening the parcel to find fluffy pancakes inside with cream and berries on. This is how I usually have them, too. Huh. Trish wasn't lying, they are fluffy, and she knew to get me what I wanted.

"Lady Trish, with all due respect, that's your brother you're talking about." Suddenly, Curo walks in with a bag as well, followed by Seija. Where's Shinmy-?

Actually, wait, Shinmy's on Seija's head. That makes more sense, they do seem to know each other anyway...

I still have to check those messages from Aya and Nitori, but that can wait until after this. Hmm.

"I don't mind the talk." I shake my head. "Raiju's a menace anyway."

"He drank, like, five bottles of vodka last night." Trish also decides to point out, half-glaring at Raiju. "...Which I'm in short supply of due to this one oni wanting something other than sake."

"I'll be sure to brew more later, then." Curo makes a note of the low supply. Huh. 

"These pancakes absolutely suck by the way." Seija comments. I'm taking that as a sign of her saying they're good, because she usually means the opposite of what she says.

"...Noted." I look at the amanojaku, then decide to start eating mine, as Trish takes a seat behind the bar, opening a package of her own to reveal pancakes with an obnoxious amount of syrup on it. I-. Good lord. "What did you do to those pancakes...?"

"Somebody bet I couldn't eat these if they're absolutey drenched in syrup." Giving Seija a very hard stare, Trish snorts. "You overestimate my intolerance to this coating, amanojaku."

I also find it weird how Trish can just perfectly become a contrarian at a moment's notice to talk in a way Seija understands. My sister always was weird...

"I still believe the owner allowing you access to the toppings section was a mistake." Curo sighs with a slight tone of annoyance, pulling out some dango with bunny ears on. It's similar to the dango Shion had that one time, when I went to hang out with her and Silia.

"Y-Yeah, um..." Shinmy also doesn't seem to know what to think of Trish just absolutely flooding her pancakes with syrup. "People have their... own, um, likes, I guess...?"

"To be fair, Trish has a sweet tooth. Just a very big one." I casually comment, looking to the side as I take a bite of my own.

It's sweet. The cream's good quality, and the berries seem to be a mix between blueberries, grapes, blackberries, strawberries, and raspberries. Even if strawberries aren't classed as berries in a botany scenario, for some reason. Why, you may ask? It's because strawberries are actually just multiple, tiny, individual fruits. That's the answer.

...My knowledge on plants will never go away, sometimes.

"It is." Trish casually nods, as she starts digging into her pancakes as well. I can see her wince a little, but swallow anyway. Probably because she literally drenched it in syrup as a dare.

"...Y'know, I don't think that amount of syrup's good for your health." Raiju snaps his fingers, grinning a little.

"Oh, screw off." Trish, this time, remembers not to swear.

"Lady Trish does more than enough exercise daily to use up the energy provided by the sugars inside the syrup, and then some." Curo's rabbit ears flick a little on their own. "And even then, she's exceptionally healthy herself."

"To be unfair, she's the unhealthiest person ever." Seija also makes a casual comment that could be taken entirely out of context.

"Checkmate, dumbass." Trish snorts, taking another bite out of her pancakes.

"...Huh." Raiju just blinks a little, surprisingly stunned by that. "Checkmate it is then."

"Oh, right, we did get you something, actually." Trish starts getting a grin.

At this news, Raiju's brows raise. "Oh, uh, really?"

"Curo, give it to him." Trish looks at her rabbit, as Curo himself is already reaching into the bag he's holding, producing...

...

"Trish, that's an entire watermelon." I point out what Curo pulled out from his bag.

"I know." Trish seems exceptionally smug about that. 

"Are you challenging my insanity?" Raiju gives her a curious stare. I-. Wait, Trish, what've you done.

"Maybe. Depends on if you're willing to eat an entire watermelon." Trish plays it off very casually.

"Okay, challenge accepted." Seeming pretty confident, Raiju proceeds to take the watermelon from Curo and starts going to town on it in a corner of the bar.

Whilst he's doing that, sis looks back at me. "Should keep him preoccupied for a bit, and keep you sane for a while. I had Curo buy the largest, most dense one he could find."

Oh, so she did that on purpose. "You come up with strange ways to preoccupy people, sometimes, sis..."

"I know. I do it for the sole reason that it gives people second thoughts about annoying me about things." Trish starts grinning like a jerk. Her usual grin, mind you.

"Your mind makes my own fail to function at times, milady." Curo comments on Trish's borderline questionably insane ideas. 

"...You and me both." I nod at him, as I focus more on eating my breakfast. Strangely, I've not had a need to eat too much breakfast lately, but maybe that's because getting money here isn't hard, unlike 'the Outside World' as it's been dubbed. Apparently people call the rest of the world outside of Gensokyo just... 'the Outside World'. I dunno why they do that.

Also, I just noticed something. Shinmy is about as big as, say, four blueberries stacked on top of each other, or one full strawberry and a half. I keep forgetting she's that small.

I say that, since I noticed she's hopped off of Seija in favour of being nearer to me on the bar counter.

Curo's opted for eating his bunny dango. It's kind of weird to look at since he's a bunny himself. Is this technically cannibalism? I... don't honestly know. Trish has also favoured for scarfing down those syrup-ridden pancakes. Those poor, poor pancakes. Her throat might also be in agony later.

...Honestly, giving Trish the freedom to customise anything is a mistake. She'll make the most disgusting but efficient thing you can probably think of, or sometimes stuff you can't even imagine given the chance. Like an extremely sharp butter knife she almost sliced off her hand with. I don't know how she did that and her secret sense of efficiency through innovation scares me at times.

At least she didn't absolutely massacre my pancakes too, since Curo implied the fact she had the freedom to customise it how she pleased.

Seija, on the other hand, just has an entire plain senbei. Why? I don't know. She just does. She has one and that's all there is to it. Is she eating it? Hell if I know, she just has a senbei, I guess...

"Um... Are you feeling any better, Rajime...?" I hear Shinmy ask me, prompting me to look over at the inchling. 

"...Slightly." I give her a reassuring smile. "Don't worry about me, I'm tougher than I look. That moron's insanity's nothing more than a minor annoyance, since I know he's just the other side of me at the end of the day."

"Like a shadow?" Shinmy tilts her head.

"Like a shadow." I nod affirmatively. "Just one that pushes buttons. A lot."

"I'm pretty sure he was shouting drunkenly at the moon last night." Trish comments, giving Raiju a stare from where he is in the corner of the bar, still going ham on that watermelon. "Drinking vodka does that to you."

"I've barely known him for a few days and that definitely sounds like him." Annoyed, I sigh, taking another bite out of my pancakes. "Also, Trish, where did you get these from? They're really good."

"There's this bakery run by this woman called Bofuzai no Sewanin. She has balls. Literally." Trish casually states. S-... She has balls?

"...Balls?" I raise a brow.

"Steel balls to be specific." Curo thinks on it for a moment. "Their properties seem rather strange to me, however, though I'm probably imagining things."

Bofuzai no Sewanin... "Judging from her name, she's obviously someone with a past, or something, right?"

"Actually, I think that's just what everybody calls her. Sewanin means 'caretaker' or something." Trish shrugs after a moment. "Bofuzai means 'preservative'. I think. Everyone knows her real first name is Sewanin, but nobody knows her last name. I think they just unofficially called her 'Bofuzai no Sewanin' to make her sound important. I mean, hell, if you were to meet her, she's pretty plain but sweet in a way. Your kind of person, not mine."

Oh. "...I'll keep that in mind, if I ever find myself there."

"She has millionaire's shortbreads, by the way." Trish decides to mention something that immediately makes me stop.

"Really?" Now she has my interest! I love those to bits!

"If you ever head to her bakery, tell her I sent you. She knows who I am." Sis just gives me a grin. "Hell, she doesn't give a damn about how much syrup I put on my pancakes. Pretty sure she makes all the stuff there by herself, which is impressive given how, uh, old she looks."

"Right." Nodding, this time with intrigue, I go back to finishing my pancakes. I look at Shinmyoumaru, then notice that she seemingly hasn't ate anything. So, as a good and charitable person would do, I lower my voice so that only she can hear. "Hey, Shinmy, do you want a strawberry?"

"H-Huh?" For some reason, this catches her off-guard, but she quickly beams. "Really?!"

"Go ahead, knock yourself out." I pluck a strawberry from my plate and pass it to her. It's a good-sized chunk, too. Should keep her going for a while.

"Thanks!" Happily, she takes the not-berry from me and starts working away at it. I still think it's weird how, despite having 'berry' in its name, strawberries are not berries.

Also, I'm fairly sure Seija noticed me give Shinmy that strawberry, but didn't say anything about it. She just gives me a weird look and goes back to doing whatever it is she's doing with that senbei.

With that in mind, I go back to eating... I wonder what other people are up to...?



Meanwhile... (Junko POV)


...Hm? That feeling... I've not felt in a particularly long time. When did I last feel it-...? Ah, yes, when I was searching for Rajime during that Ability Card incident...

It seems so minor that one could pass it off as a chill, yet at the same time, it's simply too... random to be just nerves. And the feeling's too specific, also. Specific as in I feel like my entire perception has just changed.

But, that aside, I'm not doing anything in particular right at this instant. It's another peaceful day in Senkai. Nothing seems to be bothering me, which is good. It should also be this way, since this is Senkai, the land of hermits. It's a secluded realm, rarely do you get people stumbling upon this land, unless if a hermit or spirit like myself purposefully guides somebody to it. 

...Or if you can freely transport between Senkai and other realms, like Shonin or Hecatia can. Or anybody with enough expertise in teleportation, or magic like it.

"I can see why you opted for staying here." Although, it's not as if I've been sat by myself, biding my time by drinking tea or reading, mind you. There is somebody else here. "Peaceful, out of the way of any bothersome types... And the scenery is just naturally beautiful."

"Agreed, Konusa." But, this person is somebody I used to know from my past. Somebody I thought I'd never meet again... even if I was unknowingly staring her in the face during the Ability Card incident, during that particular confrontation with Kazami. Akane Shirogane. Or as I knew her at a time, Joon Konusa. Though many call her Tamamo no Mae these days.

That half-tengu's paper on her caught my attention, as much as I don't particularly like the tengu for their... ahem, bothersome personalities. Too intrusive for my liking. Shinjitsu is different. She's half-human half-tengu. I can see her humanity in how she acts and speaks. She doesn't care about gathering popularity, or at least, it doesn't seem that way.

Needless to say, she's an interesting one. And oddly young for a half-youkai, too. Inexperienced, but at the same time, more mature than most adults I've met these days. Wise, but inept.

"Konusa?" Shirogane snorts, shaking her head. "I thought I told you to call me Shirogane these days, Chun."

"...And I believed I had told you to call me Junko." I raise a brow at her addressing me as 'Chun'. "Chun Hu is no more, cast to the sands of time."

"I suppose she is, but I still see remnants of her in the you that sits before me now." Closing her eyes with a smile, the nine-tailed kitsune simply shakes her head. "...And believe me, it has been an age or two since we last met properly."

"I'm aware." Sighing, I rest my hands on my knees. At present, me and Shirogane are sat in the tearoom of my home, obviously drinking tea, but also staring out at Senkai's plains, as well as catching up on the years we've been apart. "How long has it been now, exactly...?"

"Quite a few centuries. I'd put it around twelve to fourteen. Life back then was far, far different to how we live now in the present." Shirogane's lips tighten a little. "...I suppose that's more than an age, actually."

"Clearly." I focus on my teacup for a moment, thinking about what to say next. "...How did Rototsuki fare, whilst you two were still in contact?"

"Quite well. The death of his superior, at his own hands no less, definitely did make him question his own morality and position, but he had me to guide him in the right direction. He was, and still most likely is, a noble and kindred soul." At the question, Shirogane's mood lightens a little. "...I presume you know what happened to him, however."

"He ascended to the Moon." I frown. I didn't particularly approve of that choice, though then again, reading Shinjitsu's article on Sabaton... It makes sense he was able to ascend. He was noble and valiant. Honest. That's rare to see among the Moon as of present days. "...Alongside... her and her pet."

Chang'e. Jouga. One of these days, mark my words, your miserable existence will be ended by my hands, and my hands alone. I don't care how long it takes. How much Lunarian blood needs to be spilled, how many moon rabbits need liberating, or how many times I must be held back. None of that matters, I will inevitably end your life and your immortality. I know I can do it, too.

There was this woman a long time ago who had consumed the elixir of life - the Hourai Elixir as I now know it - and I was able to completely purify every last trace of it out of her system. I cured her of never-ending torment. I believe her name was something along the lines of Kaminokari no Saisei. Clearly somebody of importance, given how she was of a clan. 

What happened to her after the purification, well... All I can say is she stayed closer to me than anybody would think she was. As it turned out, I purified her to the point it not only wiped out the Hourai Elixir, but also her own physical body. In a sense, I made her a spirit on accident, and she inhabited something very close to me in order to survive. Not that I can say what it was, mind you, but still. Of course, I have refined my technique and grasp over my ability to purify anything over the many years I've existed. I'm not stupid.

...At the time I did that, however, I was lost and confused after everything that had happened. I did still have Shirogane and Rototsuki as friends and allies, yet we opted to not contact each other for a while for our own safety. Anybody seeking revenge for the death of Hou Yi at our hands could have easily intercepted any letters we would have sent to one another.

But, speaking of her, I know of the one entity that was closest to her now. Curo Sabaton. The Jade Rabbit himself. I could certainly use him against the Lunarians, seeing as how he took a side similar to Rototsuki. He doesn't approve of the Lunarians' methods.

But what he said about me misunderstanding Chang'e? That's impossible. He has zero idea what I had gone through because of her and Hou Yi. None. Nothing. How could he be so sure I was merely deluding myself? It angers me... yet, it doesn't. He knows her personally. I do not. He could be telling the truth about her, for all I know.

...That aspect of mystery infuriates me however.

"Thinking about Chang'e, hm?" Shirogane's words snap me from my thoughts. "...Don't think about her right now. Save it for a later date. After all, we're talking about Rototsuki, not her."

Ah... "...Yes, my apologies, Shirogane, I merely just get sidetracked whenever she's mentioned."

"...Don't you think it would be wise to come clean to Raji-chan about her at some point, though? About who you really are?" Unexpectedly, Shirogane asks me a very complicated question.

One that I... don't actually have an answer for. I stare down at my cup in silence.

"He deserves to know, actually." She corrects herself, humming. "He trusts you. Somebody could use the information he doesn't know about you to absolutely shatter his sense of sanity... what scraps of it he has left, at least."

"...That is true, although..." I bite my lip, grimacing. "I don't want to turn him away from me either. Her, I mean. Rajime reminds me far, far too much of Feng."

"He reminds me of the exact same, right down to the uncanny similarity in the way he acts. He depends on others only if he knows they can depend on him. Just like Feng." Shirogane's words make me stop almost entirely. I don't even blink. Why...?

I sit like that for a moment, stunned purely by her words. What do I even say in response to that...? Also, 'what scraps of it he has left'? Does she know something I don't...?

"You see, Chun." Shirogane raises her finger. "...Rajime lost his parents when he was young to a natural accident involving lightning. It's where his primary fear of it comes from. He knows how deadly and swift a singular bolt of lightning can be. It doesn't take a genius to gather he's not entirely stable."

That's-...! "She lost her parents to a lightning strike?" I... don't recall her ever mentioning that, no, not at all... Not to me, at least...

"He respects and looks up to you as a motherly figure. After all, you protected him." She points out. "And he reminds you of your son. I believe you would have brought that up to him, knowing you."

"...I did." I look away, genuinely taking pause. She's... just like me. All she has left is her oldest sister as her closest, immediate family... I lost everything after Feng was taken from me, save for Rototsuki and Shirogane. "Though, she never mentioned this to me."

"I believe he doesn't tell people on accounts of wanting them to not worry over him." Shirogane hums calmly for a moment. "It's no surprise he wouldn't tell you."

"...That does sound like her." I sigh out. I only now noticed Shirogane only addresses Rajime as a man, whilst I'm addressing her as a woman.

"Hmh." Giving my response a thought over, the kitsune decides to try and lighten the mood. "I can see this topic isn't giving you the best of feelings right now, so let us move away from it."

"For the better, I suppose..." I may as well go along with her. 

Shirogane puts on a smile. I can't tell if it's genuine, since she's very hard to get a read on. That and she has a penchant for being able to lie to somebody's face. Including expressions. "Very well then, for my next question, how has-?"

"He~y, uh, Junko!" Before she can finish, however, a particular black-haired goat-horned devil raises from the floor nearby, that being Shonin. What brings her here...? "I'm, ah, not interrupting anything too important, right?"

And judging from her tone, it's obvious she's here to discuss something extremely important. She never seems that unnerved. If anything, it's unheard of. "...Not particularly, I'm merely catching up with an old acquaintance. What brings you here, at this time...?"

"Okay, okay, I just got done telling Hecatia about this a few minutes ago." The devil takes a breath for a moment, then notices Akane. "...You, uh, fox lady. You're a friend of Junko's, right?"

"...Well, more than that, but yes, I suppose." Shirogane glances at me, then back at Shonin. "Why do you ask?"

"Then you probably know about Rajime. Okay, good, that saves me a lot of trouble." Breathing a sigh of relief, Shonin starts clearing her throat.

Also, what about Rajime now? She's saying it in a way that it sounds like something happened to him that I'm not aware of. "What about Rajime, Shonin? What happened to him? Is he hurt?!"

"No, uh, no he ain't." Immediately, she jumps straight to reassuring me. Okay, that's... good. He's not hurt then. "Well-. Actually, he kinda almost was, but he ended up fine by pure luck."

What?! "What do you mean almost?!"

"O~kay, lemme put this in a really simple way." Visibly preparing herself, Shonin raises a hand. "You know that banquet, right? Held by that one tengu?"

"Auresh?" Shirogane's interest has been piqued. "I was there myself. What about it?"

"So, uh, get this. Rajime was going around the joint with a sage and Auresh's youngest sister Shivu. Everyone in the Ministry more or less knows who Shivu is since she hangs around the Sanzu River a bunch, just so you know, but uh, during that, he got attacked by somebody very specific." Shonin actually seems nervous, as she stares at me. "...Lunar assassin."

...

It immediately gets very quiet to the point one could hear a pin drop with ease.

"...A lunar... assassin...?" I mutter, starting to feel a particular burning feeling starting to rise within my chest, head... No, rather, throughout my entire body. 

Shirogane's eyes widen a little, clearly realising what this means. "...Genuinely?"

"Yup, I got confirmation off of this one guy who was there, as well as that one sage herself, plus a bunch of other people. Y'know, Inochi, me and her just so happen to know each other from way back. I work really fast, as you know." Shonin confirms this really did happen...

Rajime was attacked. No-. Somebody tried to take his life. A filthy Lunarian tried to lay their tainted hands on his precious life. To take that life. To ruin it. To then ruin my life. No, actually, to ruin the life of Hell itself.

I can feel the rage bubbling up inside of me again. Rage I thought was long since dormant ever since I watched Hou Yi choke out his last breaths. Rage I hadn't felt since Feng was taken from me. Fury. Pure fury, nothing more, nothing less.

"Just what is their game here...?" I hear Shirogane mutter in thought, staying very calm and composed unlike me, but there are cracks forming in her facade. She seems troubled. Very troubled by this, actually. More than one would normally assume, at that.

"Y'know, I honestly don't know, for once." Shonin offers her words of wisdom. How helpful. "Hell, I even asked the actual assassin herself, since Rajime let her live. She didn't seem all that sure either."

"You asked the attacker?" I pick up on that immediately. "Where are they?!"

"Junko, calm down." Shirogane gives me a serious look. "Going after the would-be attacker wouldn't solve anything. The actual problem is the Lunarians themselves. Somehow, they knew Rajime was a very influential figure in Hell, but I'm assuming that would be kept under quite tight wraps."

"It is! Or, uh, was!" Shonin cuts in, scowling herself. "Which probably means I've got spies to weed out later. I don't even know why anybody would sell out to the Lunarians, or even risk going into Hell themselves! Everyone knows those dumbasses on the Moon are cowards and they suck!"

...Yes... That is true, actually. Very true. I quieten down, although I still feel furious inside at such a thing even slipping by me.

...

I decide to ask her something, taking the opportunity to regain some of my calm from before. "...You said Hecatia knows about this, Shonin?"

"I just finished telling her. Apparently Rajime told her about it himself before I did." Breathing in, Shonin rubs her eyes. "I've got enough on my damn plate as is, what with Parano and all. I don't need attempts on a kid's life as well as Lunarian death threats. I've got enough of those as is!"

"Is Rajime planning on doing anything about it?" I ask next, dead serious.

"Apparently? He's still deciding, but... She felt like he wants to pursue peace, which is really dumb. That literally cannot happen. At all." Shonin firmly shakes her head in denial. "Like, peace between Hell and the Moon? Nuh-uh. Not a chance."

"Not a chance, hm?" For some strange reason, Shirogane seems to think otherwise. "...I know there are Lunarians who don't approve of the current way of things. Sabaton is proof of moon rabbits rebelling against their masters."

"Mmm." I hum in agreement. "I'm aware Reisen feels a similar way to the Lunarians after being used by them, following that one incident."

"I mean, yeah, that Sabaton guy actually helped in stopping the assassination attempt from happening, despite the fact he's a moon rabbit himself." Shonin decides to just now point out. "He's weird for a rabbit."

"He was tutored by Rototsuki." The kitsune wryly grins. "And Rototsuki absolutely will not teach anyone who won't show a willingness to adapt and change as time progresses."

...That is true. He did teach me, at a time, how to fight unconventionally.

"Huh." Shonin smacks her lips. "Well, more you know."

"In... any case." I almost let my fury slip out again, but manage to keep it contained to ask a final question. "...What do you plan on doing, Shonin?"

"To be honest? Whatever Hecatia tells me to. S'been what I've doing for the past, uh, few centuries." The devil merely scratches the back of her head. "You have something in mind?"

"Maybe." I start to get an idea... If Rajime wants to try and talk things out, I'm more than willing to go along with it, though I want a contingency plan, just in the very likely case it goes wrong. "It depends on if you're capable of doing what I have in mind, Shonin."

"O~h?" Shirogane seems especially interested. "I wouldn't mind helping out with this plot either, if you don't mind having me along for the ride. It takes me back to the old days."

"I have something I need you to do as well, Shirogane." I stare at her, very confident in my plan. 

"Lay it on me then." Shonin starts grinning. 

So, I do exactly that. I begin telling them every detail of the plan. "Simply put, my plan is to prevent anything wrong from happening, just in the very high chance it does. Now..."




"...and that's what I want you two to do." I finish the description of my plan. Shonin's now holding a particular something I want her to give Rajime later, no matter what, he needs to receive that. No matter what. Shonin knows that very well for us to even think about this succeeding. 

Shirogane, on the other hand, has been given a particular memento Rototsuki had left me a long time ago. His silver sword, gilded with decorations from his time as a war general for Hou Yi. A reminder that we triumphed over a tyrant. 

Why I gave that to Shirogane, however, is for reasons I cannot particularly disclose. I had even whispered what I actually wanted her to do to the kitsune, whilst telling Shonin it was something along the lines of 'give it to Sabaton'. I absolutely cannot tell anyboy what I told her to do. Only Shirogane and I know what she can do with that sword. Anybody else wouldn't have the faintest of clues, I'm certain.

"...Honestly, Junko, you come up with the scariest yet most efficient plans sometimes." Shonin stares at the item in her hands. Particularly, it's a purple gem-like orb that doesn't seem anything too remarkable outside of being a hair ornament... on first glance. Its actual purpose is far deeper and hidden than one would expect it to be.

The only ones who actually know what it's for are in this very room. Nobody else does. Nobody.

"I must agree. Your planning capabilities have only grown far more cold and calculating since we last met. I'm impressed, personally." Shirogane seems proud of me. It's strange to hear that tone from her, though at the same time, it's not unwelcomed. "And you said you only thought of this plan just now?"

"I did. I learned off of the best, after all." I stare directly at her, smiling wryly. The best being Lubrae and Shirogane, that is to say. Lubrae was the one who taught me how to utilise my mind every second that passes, whilst Shirogane taught me the necessity of ruthlessness a long, long time ago.

"Huh. Well, uh, in any case, I'll make sure I get this to him." Shonin looks down at the 'hair ornament' in her hands, then grins. "I'll also make sure he knows what you told me to tell him, too, about the Lunarians. Oh, and Hecatia. Or, uh, I'll get to it after I do some things that need doing first, at least..."

"Good." I watch Shonin disappear into the floor, seeming very into this plan from what I told her. Well, what I told her to her face at least. I did tell Shirogane a few things in private, information I only trust her with. Nobody else, not even Shonin. "...Shirogane, you know what you truly have to do, yes?"

"Indeed. Seeing yet another familiar face enter this intricate web of threads we call this struggle against life certainly will be relieving... yet also bothersome. But, personally, the pros outweigh the cons in this scenario. He is a necessity." Shirogane confidently smiles. It's been a long, long time since I've seen her exude that sheer amount of confidence in such a genuine way, for once.

Normally she's far more, how do you say, confusing? Questionable? Doubtable? She's the type of person you have constant doubts over, a looming sense of uncertainty.

"Very good." At least I know for certain Shirogane won't double-cross me. She knows better than that, even if she's known for betraying everybody around her constantly. And even then, she likes Rajime. I know that for certain.

This plan... It must not fail. It mustn't...



Meanwhile... (Rajime POV)


I-... I just got a chill run down my back, like something's going on that I'm not aware of... Hopefully it's nothing...?

T-That feeling isn't important anyhow, ahah... After finishing breakfast, Trish pretty much told us to bugger off out of the bar. Me, Shinmy, and Raiju, that is to say. Seija and Curo stuck around the bar, the former because Trish seems to like that literal gremlin, and the latter because he lives there and is also her pet.

...Trish has a weird definition of what is and isn't a friend, I'll say.

Right now, however, we're walking through the village. I'm on my phone, idly fidgeting with it and Aegis here and there. Shinmy, this time, is on Raiju's shoulder. They've been talking whilst I've been messing around on my phone. Some people gave us weird looks - mostly me and not Raiju for some reason - but nobody's stopped us yet.

"Man, that watermelon was good." Raiju seemed to like the watermelon, at least. That should keep his thoughts to himself...

"You, um... you did?" Shinmy, for whatever reason, doubts that he liked the watermelon. "It seemed kinda... big."

"You underestimate what I can and cannot fit in my mouth, child." Raiju makes a very questionable statement. Wh-. Why did he word it like that...? There's something genuinely wrong with him, I swear...

"...Okay...?" Shinmy doesn't know what to make of that sentence either, much like how I cannot comprehend Raiju's stupidity.

Whilst they're... talking, I finally get a chance to look at Aya's message, as well as Nitori's. Her name's 'BunbunmaruOfficial'. Oddly, uh, formal, considering who she really is. Maybe it's just a peculiarity of crow tengu. I mean, Dezain was similar when she texted me the other day... whenever that was.

BunbunmaruOfficial: "Hey, Rajime! So, ah, I miiight've heard a few things around that you're in the village right now? Heard something on the wind? I dunno, something like that. Just figured I might as well point a few things out to you while you're there. There's this pub called Geidontei you can go to, day or night, if you want a drink, it's pretty well-known and only youkai show up there during the night. There's also Suzunaan if you want some books, want the latest edition of the Bunbunmaru, or whatever, the girl there who tends the shop knows me. There's also the school, though uh, the only thing they tend to teach is, like, Japanese, history, as well as other basic stuff, because of the were-hakutaku and that light-wielding maniac with a knife being the only people who teach there, but there's stuff that goes on after, mostly ran by Arkhana, Hanimura, and I'm pretty sure some well-known youkai do stuff with the kids there too, like this one yuki-onna, that Sodatsu woman, plus this one ape youkai nobody seems to do anything about. Think her name was Nijina or something. There's also the Hieda estate, but I dunno why you'd ever wanna go there. Oh, there's also your sister's bar, aaand, uh... the Kirisame-ya Second-Hand Shop, I guess? I dunno, if you ever wanna go annoy Marisa's dad, you can do it there. There's also that one bakery place ran by this really weird Sewanin woman who I swear on my life isn't human, or any normal human that is to say, at least. And even then, there's a whole bunch of other places, to the point I can't even name them all."

Marisa's father is in the village? That's one thing I almost immediately take away from that. Aya also mentioned Sewanin in her message, as well as other important stuff I might need to know for later, or I could just check out at some point. Like the school. Maybe I could check with Keine if I could do something related to art or botany there, at some point...?

God forbid I take Raiju to that school though, he'd probably cause it to explode in minutes.

Other than that, the Hieda estate... Wasn't that Gensokyo Chronicle book, which I have in my bag somewhere, published by a Hieda? That might be something to look into. I don't really have a need to go to that Suzunaan place, since reading isn't entirely my cup of tea. It's more Trish's or Epsilon's, more so the latter's. Not that Epsilon is here, but maybe she'd like Gensokyo. Maybe. If she ignores the man-eating youkai part of it, at least...

Maroon'd probably have a hell of a time, more so than Trish would at that, by being able to fight so many strong people at any given moment. He does like his fighting more than himself, sometimes, if that even makes any sense at all. Fighting's just in his DNA, I guess? Same goes for Trish, she loves beating people up with no rhyme or reason to it. Honestly, they sort of scare me and Epsilon with how much they can fight at times.

...That aside, Geidontei does sound interesting. It's like Trish's bar, but youkai only show up during the night... Could be something to do later.

But, that's not all Aya had to say. She tacked on another message beneath that.

BunbunmaruOfficial: "But, I just thought I'd let you know something you'd probably want to hear about, whilst you're over there. You might see a slight increase in Tarnished showing up there in a few days. Apparently Auresh reached out to the village or something about them 'using her Tarnished as guards and watchdogs', or something like that? Everybody thinks she's just doing it to get herself a foothold, but believe me, she seems really genuine about this, and she isn't somebody like Sathona or Tenma who do things for their own gain."

More Tarnished in the village, huh? Sounds interesting... and the Tarnished are one of Gensokyo's most organised and strongest types of youkai, according to Auresh herself.

BunbunmaruOfficial: "People won't like it, but she did tell me that it'd allow people like me and Dezain an easier way to get in and out of the village at a moment's notice. Benefits of having Auresh as a friend and not an enemy, after all. But, uh... That's not entirely what else I have to say. There's been a pretty recent insurgence of youkai activity. Malicious youkai activity to be more specific. Like abductions, attacks, even deaths. Like this one woman who keeps luring men away somewhere, as well as that one serial killer, the Wrathful, whoever they are. There's even been ghost activity there lately, believe it or not, and some children've been reported missing pretty recently. Village might not be as safe as it first seems, huh? Don't worry about that though. There is the Crimson Mist, those two vigilantes in all red, going around and doing things the village guard and youkai exterminators won't. Not got a chance to interview them yet but eh, there's always next time. And even then, there's the village guardians, and in the worst case scenario, Reimu gets angry enough to get involved. Or Marisa. Whatever floats your boat really."

...That does sound troublesome... 

Also, the Crimson Mist. They do sound really interesting, even if I've only heard of them briefly from Tensai and Eiki that one time in Liberty. And Silia.

...Come to think of it, wouldn't Silia be in the village today? Where is she? 

Or, rather, what's she doing? Maybe she's just busy with other things.

"What the hell are you doing?" Raiju leans over to look at my phone. "Oh. Messaging people, huh."

"I was reading messages before you woke up." I give him a dry stare. "...You startled me, so I stopped."

"Ah, well, y'see, there's this something called 'blackout drunk not remembering what he did'. I was experiencing that. That is what I mean." Raiju nods a few times, despite the fact he seems unsure of what even he just said. He still really confuses me.

"...What's that?" Shinmy notices the device in my hands.

"It's called a phone." I gesture to it. "Specifically, it's mine. They're as common as, um... dirt, outside of Gensokyo. It's honestly a problem with how easy it is to just... get one."

"But at the same time, they're usually always overpriced." Raiju makes a fair point. Why do phones have to be so stupidly expensive? They're literally just portable telephones with functions. I know that precious metals are used in their production, but still, it's so dumb. I was lucky to get mine at an actually affordable price, considering it's a decent model. Or, uh, was, before Okina took it when I dropped it, had some kappa work on it, then gave it back to me later. 

...I think it's better than it was before, personally. I'm not sure what she had done on it specifically, but it seems more beneficial than not...

"Oh... I think I've seen one before." The inchling tilts her head in recognition. She has? When? "There, um, was this one girl who came to Gensokyo a while ago, from the outside...? It was something to do with these weird balls anyway, but she scared me."

One girl, huh? "What was her name?"

"...I dunno. I can't remember. I don't wanna either." Shinmy sadly shakes her head. Aw.

"To be entirely fair, it is not like it is hard to scare you." Raiju points his finger to her, having to bend his arm to do so since, well, she's on his shoulder and not mine for some strange reason.

"Whah?! It's not!" She pouts in annoyance. That's oddly cute, but then again, small is cute. Raiju probably sees small as 'puntable', or something along those lines.

"...Raiju, don't terrorise her." I shake my head, sighing softly. "Lest you get hit in the face with a mallet."

"...Fair point." Raiju reconsiders immediately after me saying that, remembering what the Miracle Mallet did. "Mallets hurt."

That too. Also-. That just confirmed he was going to terrorise Shinmy if I didn't say anything.

"Hmph!" Oddly, Shinmyoumaru seems pretty proud about being considered a threat, to some extent. It's more the Miracle Mallet than her, but I think only she can use it fully. I think. To anyone else, it is a comedically small hammer.

That aside, we keep walking along, as I look down to my phone once more, this time to finish looking at messages for the day. This is all of them so far. So far. Not denying I could get more later.

'CandidFriend'. That feels... oddly fitting, for her name on this. I don't know why. It feels familiar, yet it also doesn't. Like I should know something.

CandidFriend: "Hey, Rajime. This is Nitori! I'm, um, not too sure if you remember me? We only met briefly during that flood incident those two water spirits and that Astralian caused, and then again during the banquet. Both times I was with Queza, but... I figured I'd just reach out to you about something. This 'something' I normally would've told the one it threatens the most about, but I figured I might as well let you in on it too. Before the banquet Auresh-san threw together on short notice, I noticed something kind of strange. You know those Ability Cards, right? Well, supposedly, they lost their capabilities throughout most of the flood, barring a small time window at the end, which is also when I noticed that 'strange something' I just mentioned. If you could get back to me, I'd appreciate it."

Barring a small time window at the end? I do remember using Ability Cards against Tyra...

Rajime: "Oh, Nitori, hello. What's this about the Ability Cards, exactly...?"

CandidFriend: "Right, alright, so I told Tenkyuu, the market god who I know's responsible for them even existing, who I also know you're business partners with, so I figured you may as well know what I told her as well. There's something strange going on around Youkai Mountain. The cards are starting to circulate again, but this time, there's newer cards than before. Not the same as before, so to speak. Almost illicit, in a sense. Queza had a theory that some of the yamawaro were behind it, since they'd definitely do something like this, but Tenkyuu can't entirely get involved with these 'black markets' that are starting to come about, since they're still technically markets at the end of the day, something she can't meddle with."

Black markets? For Ability Cards...? Intriguing. 

CandidFriend: "So, we came up with a plan pretty briefly during the banquet. By using Tenkyuu's original Blank Card, we can narrow down the true culprit, as well as an experimental one I'm still tampering around with right now. If you ever get the chance, do you mind snooping around Youkai Mountain for clues? I'd appreciate it, since I'm pretty busy right now..."

Chimata never mentioned this... Then again, she's most likely been so worried about me, she probably forgot in the chaos. Hmm.

Rajime: "If I get the chance, sure. Anything that bothers Chimata bothers me, to say the very least. In exchange, uh... how about you show me some of your inventions sometime? I've heard you kappa're pretty able with technology."

CandidFriend: "Sure thing! But if you're expecting robotics, Queza's more your gal for that. My stuff's more innovative and covers a broader range of usage."

Queza does robotics? Intriguing. 

Rajime: "Roger that. And cheers for the heads up."

"So..." I just now noticed Raiju's reading what Nitori said. "...Fooling around on Youkai Mountain later?"

"Not today. Tomorrow, maybe, if I'm free after work." I shake my head in denial, but then think about it. "...Then again, you could go in my stead."

"I could." Raiju starts grinning mischievously. I-. No. Stop that.

"...Promise me you won't cause too much trouble over there, if I do decide to let you." I give him a very stern stare.

"E~h..." He looks away slowly. "No promises, bu~t..."

"Promise me." I repeat myself, this time more firm than before. "Or I won't let you go."

"Daw, fine." The menace slouches his shoulders. "I promise I will not blow somebody's house or personal belongings up."

"...Why would you blow their house up?" Shinmy tilts her head in wonder of that.

"Because some people deserve it, at times." Raiju is clearly not hiding his penchant for absolute anarchy at any given moment. "That and normal homes are for cowards. Take, for example, this village."

...He slowly gestures around at the buildings. Oddly, he does have a point. The style of buildings varies way, way too much. Some lower quality, some higher quality. It's weird and it makes my brain feel smooth. I don't like it.

And, according to Aya, there's an estate somewhere? I... honestly don't know. My head hurts from trying to comprehend the different... quality. Ech. The village is weird.

"Oh..." For some unknown reason, Shinmy seems to actually agree with him. "People are mean sometimes, kinda. I get why you'd do that."

"...I did not take you to be a person who likes obnoxious amounts of violence." That has surprised Raiju, which is a first. "Huh."

...I'm not even going to ask on that topic. Instead, I put my phone into my bag and stretch a little. "...So, uh, who wants to go to a temple?"

"Oh, oh, yeah!" Shinmy, despite seeming like she has no idea what I just said, agrees pretty cheerfully.

"A what now." Raiju immediately turns to me with the stupidest look imaginable. I knew this was a mistake, but Nero offered, so I may as well take him up on it. Especially considering he's making dumplings. Apparently.

I don't even elaborate to him either as I start walking in a direction aimlessly. I hope somebody knows where this Myouren Temple place is, and what direction I can take to get there...




After, um, stumbling around like a lost animal for about half an hour on the village's many roads and back alleys, we're on... a path? I guess? We asked around a bit, or more like Raiju harassed and scared a bunch of village guards who practically escorted us out of the village because, as usual, Raiju is a sentient terror to everything around him. He's like Jill, only without a leash.

...He technically has that electric 'harness' on, but still, no leash.

At least he's not hounding me with cursed thoughts like he was a few days ago... But the price of that is the sanity of those around me, not just my own, now.

Raiju is a burden, but he's my burden. That won't change.

Also, people won't believe who we ran into on the way out of the village, too.

"So, ah..." Marisa looks between me, Raiju, and Shinmy. "...Not really the kinda group I expected t'see bein' booted out of the village, da ze."

"In my defense, the guards were being absolute jerks." Raiju raises a finger. I hate how he isn't wrong, either. The guards, uh... seem to have some... problems? Problems as in they can come off as kind of rude at times.

"And y'happened t'get me roped up into it." Marisa stares at him very dryly. Oh, right, she got kicked out with us because the guards thought Marisa was involved with what Raiju was doing, for some reason. The same applied for me and Shinmy, who is now on my shoulder instead of Raiju's.

Raiju did headbutt, like, four guards for no reason. Maybe that's what did it, or the inherent threat of him spontaneously making a bomb, which I pointed out, mind you. They kicked out the guy who pointed out a threat. Yeah.

"It was kinda funny though..." Shinmy, however, is still amused by the whole altercation. I actually am, too, kinda. It was pretty funny.

"Marisa, what were you even doing in the village?" I decide to ask her, because the moment I noticed her, it seemed like she was coming out of that Suzunaan place, which I only caught a glimpse of, but I now know where it is for later reference at least.

"Huh?" The witch jerks her head to me. "Oh, ah, y'know, lookin' at books, mostly the kind that're, well, magical."

"Magical books." I echo. "...They have those there?"

"Yep, Suzu usually has 'em in there." Marisa simply nods. "S'well as a buncha scrolls 'n what-not. Weird, odd, 'n antique crap that does really strange stuff, ze. Sadly she, ah, didn't have anythin' new, but doesn't hurt t'check whilst I'm in the village."

She? Hmm. "I'll keep that in mind if I ever decide to visit there, then."

"I'll put in a good word for ya with Suzu, ze." She snorts. "...Though, ah, y'look different than I remember, come to think of it. Swear you didn't look like a girl before, da ze..."

"Oh, that's because-." Raiju's about to speak, but I cut in.

"It's a long story." I deny that the reason is simple, namely because it is a very silly reason. 

"...Yeah, um, it is." Shinmy affirms that I am correct.

"...'Kay." Strangely, Marisa doesn't seem too bothered by this. Instead, she points at Raiju. "So who the heck're you?"

"A menace." Raiju acts as if that's a good thing to be known as. "I like throwing lightning at people."

"Like a raiju." Somehow, Marisa actually nails his name without realising, just by naming the actual youkai instead of Raiju as an individual. "...You a youkai?"

"...That's a dumb question." Raiju points back at her. "Also-. My name literally is Raiju."

"Wait, for real? What are you, some edgelord, ze?" Marisa starts grinning wildly.

"I have no edges! I am round!" Raiju... counters? How does he know he's round?

"Nails are edges." I comment idly, sort of watching them.

"I-... Actually, they are." Quickly, he reconsiders his argument. "But, like, skin. Skin is not sharp. Human body does not have edges excluding nails! Why-"

Marisa looks at me next whilst Raiju rants to himself about how humans don't have edges. "...Hey, where the hell did you even find this guy?"

"It's a long story." I sigh, repeating what I said before. "Long story short, he follows me around out of boredom and a lack of direction."

"A~h, gotcha. Won't ask then, long stories bore me." Marisa doesn't push any further on that, nodding in understanding. "As I like t'say, shoot first, ask questions never, heheh."

"You sound like he does." I gesture my head to Raiju, who's still going. I've sort of drowned him out at this point.

"...Yeah, you kinda do." Shinmy shares the feeling I'm getting.

"I-. 'Kay, maybe I do, da ze." Chuckling a little with mirth, Marisa gives Shinmy a look. "So, ah, why're you with him? Thought you were at Reimu's place yesterday?"

"Um..." The inchling doesn't know how to respond to this, looking away a little.

"She's helping me with something." So, I explain for her. "Something, uh, important, to say the least."

"...How important?" The witch raises her brow just a tiny bit. "S'it important like 'Reimu gets pissed' kinda important, or...?"

I wonder what that means. "...If the words 'sage-issued task' make any sense to you, then you'd know how important."

"The hell did y'do to piss off a sage?!" Marisa's brows raise.

"Nothing." I fold my arms. "I'm just the person best suited for the task is all."

"...Uh-huh." Slowly, she nods, starting to grin again. "Which one's got you messin' 'round, eh? S'it Yukari?"

"Matara." I shake my head, only mentioning Okina's last name. "...Though, there's also Ryoku."

"Inochi 'n Okina, huh...?" Marisa thinks on it a little. She's also acting like she's interacted with both before. "Well, Inochi's usually pretty damn honest with people she breaks deals with. Okina not so much, 'cause she's a damn secret god, Raji-ze."

Raji-ze. What is it with me and attracting nicknames like a magnet?

Raiju is also still ranting about a lack of edges in human biology, by the way. How long is he going to do that?

Shinmy seems clueless as to what we're talking about, staying quiet, but nodding along anyway. You just do that sometimes, I guess.

"-and that's why humans can be considered an amalgamate of shapes!" Raiju also seems to have finished his ranting. Good for him. When he does, he slowly blinks, then looks around. "...What're we talking about, now?"

"Oh, ah, nothin', ze." Marisa grins, shaking her head. Then she looks at me. "...What're you doin', anyway? Ain't usual t'just see you roamin' 'round Gensokyo."

She only knows I live with Junko in Senkai. More like I live directly in Hell now, but still, Senkai, at times. 

Also, I may as well fill her in on what I'm doing. My way of making up for Raiju's stupidity being everyone's hubris. "I'm heading to Myouren Temple with these two."

"...There, huh." The witch thinks about it. "Why? Didn't take ya for a Buddhist."

"I'm not." I shake my head in denial. "One of the priests invited me over, Nero, if you know him."

"The guy with the fancy gun?" Marisa scratches her cheek, to which I nod at. "Yeah, I know 'im. Saw him in the village a couple a' times a few months back, 'fore he became a Buddhist, ze. White hair, wears a weird-ass hood? Scars?"

"That's him." I nod again, looking away this time. "...To be fair, I had no idea where the temple actually was - or rather which way it was. That's what led to that moron-" I point at Raiju with a very mild tinge of annoyance. "-harassing guards and eventually getting us kicked out of the village."

"Ah. Gotcha." Marisa really gives the plan some thought for a moment, before seeming like she came up with something herself. "Y'know what, mind if I tag along, Raji-ze? I might have some, ah, 'business' at the temple, heheh..."

'Business'. I have no idea what she's implying when she says it like that, but I'm afraid to ask. "...Sure. More the merrier."

Shinmy gives Marisa a really inquisitive look. "...Are you gonna steal stuff?"

"S'not stealin', it's 'perma-borrowin'." Marisa 'corrects'. Also, she's going to steal stuff. Didn't Alice mention something about her being like a magpie before? I could've sworn she did...

"Wise words to live by." Raiju agrees with the sentiment. Of course he would. "...Maybe I should permanently borrow somebody's cheese wheels."

"...There's more - and better - crap t'pilfer than cheese." Marisa gives him a very conflicted stare. Like she knows what he means but at the same time she doesn't. How.

"Stealing is not morally right." I plant my metaphorical flag on the matter here and now. "...Except if it's necessary."

"But, borrowing stuff 'till I die s'important though...?" Marisa gives me a very blatantly false look of shock. Honestly...

"...Um. Stealing is kinda wrong, or that's what Reimu told me, anyway..." Shinmy offers her opinion. Reimu told her that, huh.

"Reimu's full a' lies, Shinmy-ze." The witch just snorts again. "Like, be honest, when's the last time ya've seen her be honest t'someone's face?"

Somehow, that actually makes the inchling stop entirely to think that over, for like... two minutes. "...I dunno...?"

"Tha's right, never!" Marisa starts grinning like a maniac. I notice she's got her broom with her. She's just been stood holding it.

...I wonder. "Why do you even have a broom, Marisa?"

"Fer flyin'." Marisa looks at me as if I said something dumb. Wait, she flies on that-? 

...Actually, now that I think about it, I've seen her sat on it and flying when I was with Yuuka and Alice that one time, before the Ability Card stuff. Nevermind.

I also meant this more as, um... "How do you fly on a broom."

"Rajime." Raiju looks at me. "...She's a witch. Or, uh, magician. Magic is real."

"Yeah, what he said. Then again, doesn't fly all that well if I ain't the one ridin' it." As if demonstrating, Marisa just drops the broom, only for it to float whilst pointing out vertically. Then, she sits upon it sideways. "S'useful."

"I'm imagining." I glance at Aegis-Pure, then shift it to Aegis-Strand. "I just fling this rope dart around for fast movement - or more specifically being flung around like a ragdoll towards wherever the tip lands."

"Huh. Groovy." For some reason, she likes the idea of being ragdolled by a rope dart. That sounds horribly out of context, too.

"...I, uh..." Raiju slowly furrows his brows.

...Marisa's looking at him expectantly.

Slowly, my other self's head turns to a nearby tree. His eyes flash a bright, vibrant purple as sparks of electricity start flashing off from that harness of his, and-.

KRA-KOOM!

...H-He just... flashed in an arc of electricity towards the tree, making a very specific sound, and-.

"G-Guagh!" He also just gibbed a random y-youkai that was... hiding in the tree. I-. Oh, g-good grief, um. That guy's missing an arm, isn't he? And a bit of his leg, and torso, and, um...

What's weirder is that there's no blood. I-It just got disintegrated by the lightning. I-. Raiju really, um, dismembered that guy, on accident. Or, um, on purpose? I-I don't... feel so good.

"...Okay." Marisa's brows raise as she just turns slowly to where Raiju went. I also notice where he is, he's stood on top of the tree, crouched down above the youkai who is... slowly starting to bleed out. It looked like a... praying mantis, of sorts. "What the fuck, ze."

"That's, mgh...!" Shinmy audibly reels on the sight of it. I take that as a sign to cover her sight with my hand.

"So, lesson learned, I can do that, apparently!" Raiju yells out from on top of the tree, jumping down. "And whoever's unfortunate enough to be standing in my way just, uh, has that happen to them? I-... Honestly don't even know how that happened and I'm slightly afraid to do it again. Definitely gonna call that a Jolt Jump though. Complex names suck."

"Honestly, ah... That was kinda badass, yet uh, also pretty uncalled for." Marisa gives her feedback on it. "Kinda deadly though. Might have t'work on that if y'ever wanna use danmaku."

Everything in the direction he went with that... 'Jolt Jump' is also incredibly scorched. There's sparks of electricity dancing in the air, too, which is... oddly terrifying but beautiful to look at. Terrifying as in it's my mortal enemy, electricity, but beautiful in a very strange way. Maybe it's the colour and intensity of it, as it flashes in the air. Hmm.

"...'Ey." Raiju turns to Marisa slowly, grinning wildly. "It'd be shockingly out of character for me if I did."

...

"Raiju?" I give him a stare whilst 'smiling', the immense fury I feel immediately quelling my feeling of sickness. I am not even going to specify what kind of stare, but anyone could feel the immense amount of scorn and venom in my face right now, if that's any good for a pointer.

"A-Ahah, uh..." He immediately gets the memo and shuts up on the spot. In fact, he seems terrified of me now. Good.

Normally I don't want people to be scared of me, but he's the one exception, since he's literally me.

"Whoa." Marisa even seems surprised to see me so full of malice. "Uh, didn't take you s'the type t'be able to do somethin' like that..."

"...Yeah..." Shinmy seems a little nervous of me now.

"Oh, sorry." I quickly go back to normal, as if I didn't gain the most terrifying face ever for around five seconds because of a bad pun. "...I've just been... on edge lately, is all."

"Can't blame ya for that. So, ah, Myouren Temple, huh." Marisa awkwardly scratches her neck, trying to forget that even happened, before turning and starting to float away in a direction on her broom. "Should, uh, be this way, da ze... Just-. Don't do that face literally ever again when I'm around... S'pretty creepy."

"Noted." I keep that in mind, adjusting my hat a little whilst following her, as Raiju very nervously coughs into his hand, looking away as he follows behind. I also want to get the imagery of that... horrendously maimed youkai out of my head, too. And the thunderous noise Raiju just made...

Shinmy is still on my shoulder, but she seems oddly confused, intrigued, and unnerved. I can't blame her, considering what just happened... Let's just... put this behind us, for now. This is not my problem...




We went further down the path. As it turns out, the village guards actually did show us the right path to the temple. How kind of them. However, there is one downside to this path.

"Who the hell put this many stairs here...?!" Raiju sounds absolutely bewildered, as we climb steps leading up to a temple-looking building.

"Blame Byakuren, or whatever. Makes for a good workout though, eh?" Marisa grins. Also, ironic she says that, considering she's not even climbing the stairs on foot. She's just been riding her broom and watching me and Raiju suffer up these stairs.

"Climbing stairs was not in my agenda for today." I point out, but sigh patiently. I really hope coming here to see Nero was worth it...

"You can do it, though...!" Shinmy cheers me on a little from the top of my hat. "We're, um, almost up there? I think?"

You think. Well, at least they're words of encouragement. Also, she moved from my shoulder to my hat, now. I think she likes the wind, or whatever she said before. I don't remember the exact reason.

Actually, it does look like the stairs come to an end pretty soon, when she mentions it... Thank goodness. I was about to start flinging Aegis-Strand at anything solid. I'm pretty sure Raiju was about to do another Jolt Jump, too, but he seems to have noticed what I've noticed too.

And, before long, we reach the top of the stairs just in time to see...

"What do you mean there was an actual clown on fire." Nero is up here, at least. That saves us the trouble of tracking down. He seems to be talking to this shorter, teal-haired - and teal-eyed at that - girl with... dog ears. Hm. She's sweeping with a broom. "Kyouko-. We don't get clowns up here." 

And, apparently, the dog girl's named Kyouko. She's dressed pretty plainly. Pale pink shirt with teal flower-shaped buttons, and a white dress beneath it with a black trim. I also spot a short tail behind her. 

Whilst I get the chance, I also get a good look at the temple in front of me and the surrounding area. There's a stone path, which we're on right now. Surrounding the stone path are stone lanterns. Like, green stone lanterns, the type you get outside of shrines and what-not. They look funny, for some reason. 

The temple itself, though, seems pretty big and traditional. I've seen a Buddhist temple before, and this seems pretty similar to the one I've seen. It's big, as I said. Goes back quite a way, too, but not too far. It's just right. Oddly satisfying to look at from an architectural standpoint.

...I sound like a nerd having the time of his life, don't I?

"B-But I saw one! It startled me, and that's what lead to that shout earlier!" She assures that she saw... what was it, an 'actual clown on fire', as Nero just put it?

"...Uh-huh." Nero scratches his cheek, unsure of what to do. "Look, Kyouko, whatever you saw, you were probably imagining it, alright? I'm already really busy as is with things inside the temple, I honestly don't know why Ichirin insisted I should've gone out here..."

"...Right..." Kyouko deflates a little, seeming slightly calmer, but also slightly upset...? "Is Byakuren-san having you recite prayers and sutras again?"

"Nope. Instead, I'm dealing with one of the Taoists today. I honestly don't know why she decided to come here today, of all days, but..." Nero raises one hand to his chin in thought. "And on top of that, I'm also the one on cooking duty, and Mamizou apparently wants me for something. Basically, I'm being tugged at in all directions."

"How do you stay so calm, Nero...?" Kyouko tilts her head.

"Oh, I don't. Inside, I'm screaming every single minute." Nero chuckles really casually, placing one hand on his hip. "I've just learned that if life's pushing me, I push it back twice as hard."

"Or just blow it up with extreme firepower, ze." Marisa cuts in abruptly, stopping their conversation.

"Wa~h?!" Kyouko jumps, turning to the witch in surprise. That was... strangely loud, for some reason.

"Ow. My ears." Raiju laments his new hearing damage. Good for him.

"Ah. Kirisame." Nero nods at Marisa. "...Here to annoy Byakuren-san about her magic again?"

"Nope. Followin' these guys, ze." Marisa gestures to us. Why.

"...'These guys'-?" The monk initially raises his brow, but immediately recognises me. "Oh, hey, you decided to come after all, huh, Rajime? And..."

...He slowly looks at Raiju, with his brow immediately raising in confusion. "...Aren't you that Raiju guy?"

"Yeah. See, there's this funny mallet that does funny things, depending on what it hits." Raiju casually grins. 

"I won't even ask." Nero just sighs, then gives me a clearly tired smile. "Good to see you again, though."

"Likewise, Nero." I bow a little, mostly out of respect. "How's Rujo been?"

"Ah, he's been a lot better lately. He told me about that little talk you and him had before, about who he was in the past. Glad you got him to open up a little to others for once." Nero grins pretty proudly. 

"...Nero, do you know him...?" Kyouko tilts her head a little.

"Well, for one, I helped him resolve a pretty big incident, so..." The monk casually places one hand on his hip. "...yeah. He's also helped with stuff regarding Rujo lately."

"Rujo, eh?" Marisa gives him a pretty curious stare. "Been a while since ya've brought him up in front a' others."

"That's because I had no idea where he got off to until recently, Marisa." Countering that, Nero snorts a little, then realises something, looking at the dog girl with the broom again. "O~h, that's right. Kyouko, that's Rajime Naga. The person with the... electric harness thing next to him's called Raiju. Like the thunder beast that appears during thunderstorms. Rajime, this here's Kyouko Kasodani. She's a priest-in-training around the temple, like me." 

"Um... Hello." Kyouko meekly looks at me, then picks up on something Nero said. "A-Also, 'him', Nero...? He looks like a girl..."

"...It's complicated." I shake my head in annoyance a little, giving Raiju a stare. "Blame him."

"Please, by all means, blame me. I am absolutely the person to blame." Raiju takes the opportunity to be chaotic neutral. 

Kyouko gives him a weird look for a moment. Then, she notices something, looking up at my hat. Ah, right, Shinmy. "...Who's that?"

"Huh?" Nero looks where she's looking, then notices the inchling as well. "Oh, I've met her before. One of the last inchlings, met her a while back when Byakuren-san sent me to go relay a message to the Moriya... Never thought I'd see you around here, Shinmy."

"Hi, Nero-san!" Shinmy casually greets him. That blatantly implies these two have met before, too. That's nice.

Then again, Nero strikes me as the type to venture out pretty often. He has a gun. Buddhist monks normally do not have a gun.

"Oh, um, welcome to Myouren Temple, then." Kyouko bows her head a little. She seems oddly... how do I say, awkward? Yet cheery. It's a weird mixture between 'meek' and 'friendly'. 

...I notice Raiju reaching for something. I immediately stare at him really hard.

He notices my stare, and stops what he's doing. Raiju's just holding a clump of leaves that got sweeped to the side, presumably by Kyouko. Why. What compels him to do that.

"So what the hell were y'talkin' about before? Somethin' about a flamin' clown, ze?" Marisa furrows her brows a little, hopping off her broomstick.

"Oh, not this again." Nero pinches his temple. "Look-. Ignore what you heard before, Kyouko-chan's just tired and imagining things."

"It's the middle of the day." I point up, since the sun is directly overhead. That's a telltale why to figure out when it's noon. Look at the sun's position. "...Why would she be tired at this time?"

"They usually have me do a lot of the more, um, menial tasks, around the temple." Kyouko looks at the broom in her hands. "...Normally sweeping the entrance. Normally. It really needs sweeping."

"Wh-. We're outside. Just let the wind do it." Raiju blinks. I can't actually disagree with him on that.

"Well, the actual reason is that she comes out here to sweep since it calms her down." Nero rests one hand on her shoulder. "...She gets stressed pretty easily, you see."

"Ah. Stress." I make a face. "...I get that, really, I do."

"...Yeah. Um." The dog girl looks down slowly. Actually, what is she specifically?

"Okay, question. What are you so I don't accidentally offend you later." Raiju also seems to be thinking the same thing, pointing at Kyouko casually.

"Huh? Oh, I'm a yamabiko. I'm usually the one reciting sutras at the temple, but... eheh, they're often pretty bad, so Nero usually does them instead." Kyouko timidly looks to the side, laughing really awkwardly. 

"By that, she means it's essentially the equivalent of shouting Buddhist prayers really loudly in hopes your wishes get answered faster." Nero chuckles, shaking his head. He doesn't seem disappointed in her though. "...I'm helping her to get better at them, since nobody else seems to have the time to do it."

"Yeah, word of advice, don't shout around her." Marisa says this whilst staring directly at Raiju. I like how she's addressing that to Raiju. They've not even met for more than an hour and a half and she knows he's the person who would literally do that. "...Unless if you like goin' deaf by havin' that shout shouted back at ya with almost five times the volume, da ze."

"Hmm. Duly noted." Raiju has this look on his face that tells me he's planning something later. "Duly noted indeed..."

...If he makes an audio flashbang, I'm just going to slap him. Really, really hard.

"...Please don't yell either." Kyouko makes a face at these words.

"Uh, just don't, seriously." Nero really wants to move away from this topic, in fact, he starts moving towards the main doors into the temple itself. "So, uh, if you want to, then come in. I'll show you around. If people look busy, please don't bother them. They really are busy. Or meditating. I learned that lesson a long time ago the hard way."

"...I'll keep it in mind." I say that, then contemplate mentioning that Marisa's just here to 'borrow things', before deciding against it. Maybe she really does need stuff from here...

With that said, we head into the temple proper, leaving Kyouko outside to... uh... sweep, only to end up in a hallway that goes left, straight forward, or forward and a bit to the right. Ah, yes, the simplest of design choices. Just-. Moment you walk in, boom, three hallways. Absolutely fantastic, that is definitely not annoying me already. 

There's not even an option to go directly right, which is also kind of annoying.

But, the inside seems pretty traditional and calm. Peaceful. I like it, actually.

"...So, welcome to the temple." Nero gestures around to the various corridors. "We pretty much welcome anybody in these days, although we've uh... been slightly cautious as of late. Word of vengeful spirits going around, people getting possessed, the whole shebang. We still welcome people though, don't get me wrong."

"S'just, ah, been hectic lately." Marisa sheepishly grins.

"I'm aware." The monk's eyes lower a little. "After all, there was that flood incident. Too much water. Never again."

Pffft. "To be fair, it was very wet. Damp, even."

"Moist." Raiju nods casually, knowing what we're talking about. "Very hydrated. Land got a bit soggy."

"...Stop namin' words for 'wet'." Marisa has a more dry expression now.

He doesn't even respond, just seemingly ignoring that and following Nero. Like I am.

"Yeah, it was wet." Nero shakes his head, but smiles anyway. "Speaking of wet-. We do have a hot springs here, actually. Came about pretty recently. You have Rujo and Mizu to thank for that, after all, they need somewhere to stay hydrated when they do come around here. Being water spirits does that to people."

"...Water spirits? Like undines?" Shinmy asks, sounding pretty curious. She knows what undines are? "Seija told me all the undines went extinct 'cause people feared their power..."

"Nah, they aren't extinct." Nero denies that outright. "I know that because I've seen one, that being Mizu. Besides, undines're usually docile and friendly to people. They aren't malicious youkai."

"Always figured somethin' was fishy about that..." Marisa thinks on it. "Everyone was always convinced the undines were just, like, huge threats, da ze. So they all got wiped out. S'why Gensokyo barely has any huge bodies a' water. Yer tellin' me there's one alive somewhere?"

"To be fair, she drowned in a lake because of fairies and became one out of sheer will, so don't bother her." Nero gives Marisa a very, very stern stare.

"That's awful..." Shinmy whines a little, not liking that.

"Yup, true that." Raiju pockets his hands. "Fairies can be jerks sometimes."

"...They ah... They really can, huh." Marisa blinks, looking conflicted.

I'm absolutely going to move away from this. "What usually goes on here?"

"Usually?" Nero scratches his chin, giving the question a thought for a minute. "Well, a lot, simply put. Usually, though, we tend to practice good faith and charity. Make offerings with candles and flowers, uh... Meditating. There's a lot of meditating involved, as well as chanting. Though, the people here who actually practice Buddhism properly you tend to see sat on the floor barefoot."

"...Do the offerings have to be candles and flowers?" Raiju asks. Why's he asking that?

"...They tend to be those, but they can be other things." The monk raises a brow. "Why do you ask?"

Raiju proceeds to pull out a cheese wheel from nowhere. Wh-. Where did he get that from. "I have cheese and I don't know what to do with it."

...Nero stares at the wheel of cheese for a solid moment, clearly baffled, but not saying anything. "...Alright then, I'm not asking why you'd want to offer up a perfectly good wheel of cheese like that, but you could if you wanted."

"Sweet." Grinning, he puts it away. "I'll keep that in mind for later."

"...You honestly make my head hurt, ze." Marisa looks at him. There's nothing to her stare, it's just overwhelmingly neutral. You'd expect her to be confused, given her tone, but she doesn't look like it.

"Good." The menace simply grins larger.

"...Cheese aside, uh..." Nero racks his head to think of what else goes on here. "We tend to have spats with the Taoists here and there. Personally, they're fun to watch, but hellish to be involved in. Especially if it's about arson."

"W-... Why arson?" I raise a brow.

"Futo is a raving pyromaniac at times." The scarred monk solemnly shakes his head. "People tend to just 'sic me on her' to make her not set the temple on fire."

"...That bad, eh?" Marisa gives him a somewhat sympathetic grin.

"It gives me something to do other than my duties at the temple, so I'm not complaining." Chuckling, Nero pulls out his flintlock. "Usually, danmaku's involved between me and her. Futo, that is. Other times we just talk. For some odd reason, she's concerned about me and treats me as a friend, which is ironic since she considers the temple her sworn enemy, which I'm a part of. How that equals out makes no sense to me. Futo is weird like that, but in a likeable way."

"She speaks like a medieval noble." Raiju raises a finger. "How does she even do that constantly."

"Hell if I know." Not even Nero knows how Futo is able to speak in the old tongue so easily. Will we ever know why she speaks like that? Probably not, but here's hoping.

Also, if I had to guess... "It might be because you're human. I dunno though."

"Ah... Maybe it is that, actually." That seems to give Nero some food for thought. "Come to think of it, I think she just doesn't like youkai at all. Humans are fine with her. Or something like that, at least."

"...So does Byakuren usually, ah, have you act as the middle-ground between the temple 'n, uh, y'know, the Taoists?" Marisa asks, but she doesn't seem all that interested in the topic.

"Usually. I mean, I get to push a jiang shi over every ten or so minutes, whenever she decides - or manages even - to get back up." Nero off-handedly mentions that a jiang shi apparently exists.

...Come to think of it... "Who is Byakuren, actually? I don't think I've ever been told who she is. All I've heard of her are some brief mentions here and there."

"Head priest of the temple, major magician, very powerful, and very accepting and friendly." Nero elaborates pretty swiftly, then realises something. "...Actually, she might want to meet you. Your last name - Naga. Nagas are revered as some form of benevolent being in Buddhism, as a matter of fact. Nagas as in, uh, the actual half-snake people. Dangerous, but benevolent."

...Raiju starts grinning wildly. "What you're meaning to say is that if I go run around shouting 'I'm a Naga' like a chicken without its head, people will pay attention?"

"As long as you don't do anything too catastrophic, yeah, probably." Nero, despite knowing what Raiju is like, encourages it. What have you done. 

"Okay, sweet." Raiju starts to move away. "I'll, uh, see you guys later, I've got~... stuff to do."

With that, he just runs off into the halls of the temple.

"...He's going to get defenestrated." I point out, watching him go.

"I know, that's why I told him that." Nero reveals his true intentions. He planned that, huh? "And I'm not wrong, either."

"...Nero, you're an ass at times, but I'm pretty damn sure you just did everybody a favour, ze." Marisa's pretty amused.

He really did, actually. Huh. "Seriously, Marisa, you have no idea."

"...Y-You really don't..." Shinmy also confirms that Marisa has no idea about the burden Nero just lifted from our shoulders. Whatever Raiju does isn't my problem, it's his.

"...Is he seriously that bad?" Nero quirks a brow, slightly curious. I only nod, not saying anything. "...Welp, not our problem, it's everybody else's."

"True that." The witch chuckles, before stretching a little. "So~... Byakuren."

"Ah, right. This way." Nero starts guiding us down the halls in a direction away from where Raiju went...




"You're Rajime-san, then?"

Nero wasn't lying, that's all I can say.

Right now, I'm sat in one of the various side rooms of the temple. Under a kotatsu. I've noticed that kotatsu are pretty common in Gensokyo, actually... 

Still, that's not important. Opposite me is Byakuren Hijiri, the head priest of Myouren Temple. She's also the only person in the room with me. Nero left, saying something about 'stopping the temple from burning down', which I only assume is him keeping Futo in line, since she's apparently here somewhere. Shinmy went with Marisa somewhere, they said they'd meet back up with me later on.

Byakuren, though... She reminds me of Epsilon, in a way. My other sister, but more mature and motherly than a sister-like way. She seems so calm and composed, always having this friendly air around her, an approachable look, and most importantly, a genuine, patient smile.

Her hair's long and wavy, but it's interesting, since at the top, nearer to her head, it's purple, then it fades to light brown the further down you go with it. Her eyes, though, are hazel. 

The clothes she wears are fitting for a monk. A black and white dress for the top and bottom, with black fabric going across the middle and white fabric going across her arms. I noticed she has a long cape on, too. 

I honestly feel at home, for some reason.

"Yes, Hijiri-san. Has Nero told you about me?" I nod once, though it's more bowing respectfully with my eyes closed. Or, um, the best I can, since I'm sat down under a kotatsu. My shoes are off. As are my hat and gloves. My ribbons, however, stay on. 

"He has. Quite a few times, at that." She maintains her sincere smile. Her voice is soft, almost motherly in a way. Patient. Peaceful. "You helped him to patch up the relationship he had with his son. That was a particular issue he had been facing for a while now, it had even been interfering with his duties here at the temple. And please, call me Byakuren. You are the guest here at the temple, after all."

"Thank you." I do the same gesture again. "What did he tell you about me?"

"That you were a very strange one. A human that balances peace with chaos in extreme moderation, never letting one attain more control than the other." Byakuren stares into my eyes from across the table very calmly. "He said you hold the ability to create elements and essences. Is this true?"

"It is." I take a deep breath, then focus intensely. Aegis shifts from nearby, since I took that off, but it changed to Aegis-Creation. And after a moment, I raise my right hand palm-up, within it-

Fwoom.

-a small, orange flame lights in the palm of my hand. It stays like that for a moment, before I extinguish it. "I don't have the best control of it, but I can use it when necessary."

"...I see." Byakuren contemplates on this for a moment, humming. "I'm familiar with your family, although I barely interacted with them very often. The Destroyers were far more common to come across than the Creationists - people like you. And the Destroyers typically wanted to hurt youkai, which I did not want. In retaliation, they sealed me away in Makai for 'being a threat'."

"You don't seem threatening though." I tilt my head a little. "If anything, you're the antithesis of a threat, from what I've seen and heard."

"I'm glad you see me in that light. Not many people tend to, these days." Sighing calmly, Byakuren looks down at the kotatsu top, placing her hands together. "I had met a Creationist in the past. He told me about magic and the wonders it could do to help others in need. Although, that was around the time my brother, Myouren, died."

...She had a brother... and he died. "I'm sorry for your loss. I know what it's like to lose family all too well."

"...Hm." The magician priest dwells on that moment, giving me what I swear was a simultaneously inquisitive yet sympathetic expression. "Who did you lose?"

"My parents. Right in front of me." I close my eyes, frowning a little. After a moment of gathering myself, I open them again. "Lightning strike. There wasn't anything I could have done. Nero's... probably told you I have astraphobia. That's why."

"You have my condolences, then. You and I are alike in that regard, knowing what it's like to lose something close to you... and gain a newfound fear because of it." Byakuren, this time, is the one to close her eyes, thinking. "For you, a fear of lightning. For me, a fear of death."

"A fear of death?" I inquire about that.

"When Myouren had died, I... I knew my time would come soon after." The priest admits, biting her lip a little as her eyes open again. "Yet, I didn't want my time to expire. There were still people to help - people to protect. You're aware that a Creationist like yourself mentioned magic to me, yes? I decided to dabble in it - turn myself into a magician to expand my lifespan so I could continue to help others, to save them. It's ironic, in a way. I, a person of holy nature, would use such demonic sorcery."

"That is ironic, yes, and unforgivable to some people, but you did it with an inherently good motive in mind." I look her in the eyes next, smiling a little. "To help others. I always like to hear everybody's opinions before I make a final judgement, even the opinions of those that others don't want to hear. Sometimes, a little sinning is required to do true good in life."

"You sound like Myouren when you say that." She seems almost... nostalgic, at my words. Did I really just sound like her brother? I mean, she would know, since it's her brother and all... "But you aren't wrong, either. If anything, you've just spoken the truth. Forbidden acts are a necessity at times, that much is true, though they should be kept in moderation so that the temptation to rely on them does not overtake one's mind and body. Tell me, how old are you, exactly?"

"Eighteen." I look to the side for a moment, at Aegis. "...Nineteen in August. I've only just become an adult recently."

"An odd sense of wisdom, at such a young age..." Despite being slightly surprised by this news, Byakuren looks pretty happy. "Hopefully, a sign that the youths of today are becoming wiser and more disciplined. Smarter and virtuous. Becoming purer and kind-hearted. Are you aware of what nagas represent in Buddhism, Rajime-san?"

"Nero told me that they were benevolent, but dangerous. That's all I know." I furrow my brows slowly. I could've sworn they did represent something specific, but I can't remember.

"They're a class of semidivine beings, half human and half cobra." She begins elaborating on them, looking pretty into it already despite only being a sentence in. "They're a strong and handsome species, with the ability to assume a fully human or fully serpentine body. Nero was right when he said they're dangerous but benevolent. The benefits they bring outweigh their dangers, and even then, they are not dangerous to those pure of heart or those who are not in danger of dying prematurely. They tend to bite the opposite of those, if anything. They're associated with waters of any kind, no matter how big or small, and are guardians of treasure."

Water... Actually, I do like rain. Maybe that explains it.

As I process this, Byakuren continues. "There are three nagas of note. Shesha, Vasuki, and Takshaka, albeit they tend to come up more often in Hinduism than Buddhism, I still interpret them as nagas in Buddhism all the same. There are female nagas too, who are considered serpent princesses of striking beauty, though they hold the same importance as their male counterparts. A rajanaga is considered the 'head' of all the nagas, or a chief of sorts." She pauses for a moment, thinking, before continuing again. "But, specifically in Buddhism, they are often represented as door guardians or minor deities which we also pray to alongside the Buddha, at times. The king of the nagas, Muchalinda, had sheltered the Buddha from rain for seven days whilst he was in deep meditation. That story is one of the many reasons Buddhist temples, not just my own, depict nagas beautifully."

I didn't expect to get lectured on Buddhism and snake people today though. It's a nice change of pace, however, and I like the lesson. Mythology and religious stories do interest me quite a bit.

"...Any questions?" It seems Byakuren's finished with her explanation, at least.

"None at all. You looked really into it, though." I point out, grinning a little. 

"People do tell me I tend to get into my explanations a little too much at times." Byakuren simply smiles and shakes her head. "Do you understand what I said, though?"

"I do. I knew there was some deeper meaning to nagas in Buddhism, but I couldn't remember what exactly." I sheepishly laugh, tugging the collar of my shirt a little.

"I'm glad I could be of assistance then." Adjusting her posture a little, she leans forward. "Hmm... I'd like to hear something from you now. This has been a topic of discussion among those at the temple for a while now, so I would appreciate your opinion on it."

"Shoot, I'm all ears." I fold my arms. Hearing her out is the least I could do, considering how she just lectured me on nagas.

"Excellent. Rajime-san, what are your exact thoughts on the possibility of coexistence between humans and youkai? Personally, I believe it is certainly possible, yet everyone seems to have their doubts about it... Nero follows a similar sentiment, although, he's more inclined - and obligated - towards humans than youkai, being one himself and all." Byakuren poses me a very specific question. A very hard one, too.

"Coexistence between humans and youkai...?" I take a minute to think about it. "Truth be told, I wouldn't be against it, if anything, I'd welcome it with open arms. Peace is a blessing and must be kept, no matter the cost. I know youkai naturally prey on humans and their fear, but there are cases of some youkai feeding off of faith, being benevolent, like deities and gods. You can't satiate everybody's needs, but you can work around that, present alternatives. The path to peace is typically, um, paved with hardships, however. It's hard, but never impossible. If anybody says something is impossible, then they are lying. If you can think of something, it's certainly within the realm of possibility."

"...I see. That's a very good mindset to have. You genuinely do remind me of Myouren, in regards to how you act and think, as he shared a similar thought process to what you just said. This temple's named after him, of course." Byakuren softly smiles. Ah, right, Myouren Temple. That explains why it's called that. "I did it to honour him. He was a kind monk, when he was alive, albeit old. Though, I suppose the same could be said about myself. I'm at least eleven hundred years old myself, after all."

At least. She's that old...? "Does that magic really work that well?"

"Mmm, it does. Although, not ageing does make most humans in Gensokyo see me as a freak. I've learned to put up with it and allow them to accept that fact, though, and it won't stop me from helping them either." Byakuren maintains a calm attitude, though I did notice she looked a little upset when she mentioned people seeing her as a freak. "Hmm... Tell you what. I could teach you something, whilst you're here. Close your eyes, and focus."

"Like I'm trying to meditate?" I ask, obliging with what she just told me to do.

"Yes, like that. Try and begin meditating, though don't block me out entirely." Byakuren instructs me. Fortunately, I do have experience with meditating. I usually meditate when it's raining. Trish, on the other hand, goes outside to toughen her resilience to it. We're different like that.

So, I begin meditating, blocking out ambient noise around me. It's a little harder, since I don't have the calming sound of rain to focus on, but I do manage it after a little bit. 

"You seem quite experienced with meditating..." She picks up on that pretty quickly, but clears her throat after a moment. "Now, try and imagine the room we're in as you remember it."

...That's easy enough. Slowly, I start recreating the room, quickly picking up the pace since I have a knack for remembering specific rooms. It's a plain room, too, and I'm under a kotatsu. Those're the only details I need to focus on.

"Good, just focus like that..." For some reason, Byakuren sounds closer than she did before. I feel one of her hands on my chin, but it's a faint feeling, enough to the point I can acknowledge it, but not snap out of my focus from the sensation. "Once you have properly developed your mental image of the room, imagine your shield over there, that it's floating in front of you."

Aegis? I wonder what she's teaching me here...?

Regardless, I do exactly that, developing a mental image of Aegis in its current state - Aegis-Creation - and have it float in front of my own viewpoint of this mental image. Directly in front, as she said.

"And once that's there... What I want you to do is tug at the edges of that image. Expose the latent magical essence of it." Byakuren gives me very specific instructions. Tug at the edges...? 

So, I imagine myself tugging away at Aegis' rim, the outer-most edge - which is more a circle if anything - and-...

Oh, um, wow, it just got very colourful, and there's this very vibrant aura floating around it now. This must be Aegis' magical essence. There, um, sure is a lot of it...

"Imagine you are weaving that essence into a web of threads." Still, Byakuren's giving me instructions. Weaving the essence...?

Okay, so, um, I start doing that... Slowly, but surely, the aura around Aegis starts transmutating into this rainbow-coloured thread, where the colours constantly shift and move every second it exists. Then, I start shaping that single thread into a much larger web, essentially weaving it.

Before I know it, the spindle I've created is attached around both of my arms and Aegis itself in a very beautiful and complex pattern.

"What you have just done, if you followed my instructions flawlessly, is that you weaved your shield's essence into your own. In a sense, you are connected to it, and it is connected to you, by an unseverable thread of its own latent magic. The stronger magical potential a given object has, the more you can bond it to yourself. Although, it does depend on the compatability it has with you as well." Byakuren finally reveals what it is she just taught me. "...In a sense, you can summon it at will, whenever you desire, and dismiss it just the same. All you need to do is imagine that you are grasping for it, then it will be there. It will know when it is not needed, also. Your subconscious handles the summoning and dispelling of it."

Wait, really? That's... really useful. It means I can put Aegis in my bag, and pull it out without having to reach in!

...

Huh? Wait, I just noticed that the thread flickered a little, now it's glowing. Is... that normal?

"A tool and its owner... You and I are now linked by an unseparable bond. Creature of creation, I am honoured. You may know me as Aegis, your shield. However, I have a mind of my own. The power of that mallet, the power of wishes and miracles, which hit myself and then bounced off onto you, causing you to split into two at that, because of my properties, as well as your interference with my existence, is what allowed you to awaken me proper. My body and soul is yours to mould as you see fit, for your hand and usage only. You are the only one who is worthy of carrying this shield of the gods, descendant of Izanagi-no-Mikoto. Keep this in mind as your life flourishes to the fullest."

...

What?

Immediately, I snap out of my meditative state, breathing heavily, immediately having multiple questions. "Okay, so... Is... Is it normal for objects to talk?"

"...Not usually, no." Byakuren tilts her head in confusion. She's also now right beside me, as opposed to being opposite me in the kotatsu. "I had heard of some objects essentially having their own sense of will, as if they were tsukumogami but not quite, though an actual example is far and few between for me to be aware of. You're saying that shield talked to you, in your meditation?"

"Yeah, it... It did." I breathe out, still slightly shocked by that. "It called itself by what I called it - that being Aegis - but it also said it had a mind of its own. That interfering with its existence is what allowed me to... awaken it 'proper'. But, it also said that its 'body and soul' is mine to mould as I saw fit..."

"...Did it, now?" Byakuren ponders on this. "Perhaps linking the bond between an object and its user, understanding it in the process, is something only a Naga can do..."

"M-Maybe..." I take another deep breath, then start slowing my breathing. Once I do that, I also realise what it called me at the end. "That took a lot out of me, but... It called me 'descendant of Izanagi-no-Mikoto', too."

"Creationists always were believed to be descendants of Izanagi by the people of Japan, a long time ago." These words do make Byakuren stop and think further. "...Perhaps it is the truth, then, that your kind are children of the gods. It would explain the innate potential to create - Izanagi's capability the last I checked - or to destroy - which is Izanami's. Although I'm not the one to typically ask about a deity such as Izanagi, I do know a few things from the time before I was sealed."

"We were...?" I dwell on that for a moment. "I don't know all that much about my family's history, I was only told bits and pieces as I went. I've met one of my ancestors - Jill the Seamstress - and I've heard about some of my other ancestors from people who knew my family, like Majiranir and Jack the Ripper."

"I could tell you some stories about the run-ins I, as well as Myouren, had with your kind in the past." Byakuren offers, though she's also staring at me softly. Which is weird, given how close she is. "...Well, I would, but you seem tired. Let's take a rest for a while, alright?"

"Yeah, that..." I dampen my lips, before nodding. "That sounds like a good idea..."

Without another word, Byakuren just... hugs me. Ah, that-...

"Don't think. Just let your worries wash away." She tells me. It feels soft, but also incredibly firm for some reason... I wonder how she's doing that...? I actually sort of like it...

Hmm... I wonder what Nero's doing right now...? I know he called me over to the temple because of Futo and what-not, but I kind of, um, ditched him in favour of talking to Byakuren, so...



Meanwhile... (Nero POV)


For some really weird reason, I can't find Futo. And I know I've checked the exact spot I left her and Ichirin when I went out to check on Kyouko, because I'm literally in that room right now. And I know the temple pretty damn well, outside of maybe someone like Murasa or Byakuren herself.

...It's mostly an unimportant side room in the temple, anyway. Why the hell did Futo have to come here today...? Honestly-. She's lucky I find her stupidity and behaviour endearing. 

...Though, she has been acting kind of weird since yesterday. Did what Mamizou said really get into her head...? 

"Well, they're not here, so..." I get ready to leave the room, though I pause for a minute to make sure they don't just so happen to walk in as I'm about to leave.

...

The minute passes by pretty quickly and, as I expected, nobody shows. Where'd those two get off to...?

Well, I leave, just in time to see-.

"Yo, yo yo yo!" Raiju is quickly dashing away from somebody, with electricity crackling off of him. "It was just a joke, man, a joke I tell you!"

"I oughta keelhaul ya for that 'joke' ye just pulled, dumbbell!" That somebody is a particular ship phantom.

Black hair, teal eyes. Sailor's outfit, with the hat and everything. White shirt, white shorts, blue lines at the hems, red tie. Oh, and a massive black coat.

Pretty much, she's wearing the exact same outfit she had on when me and her went to Outer Heaven - the bar ran by Rajime's sister, Trish. Didn't have any idea she was his sister until recently, but... eh.

Murasa's chasing him whilst flying, with her anchor raised above her head. Clearly, she's intent on clobbering that savage alternate self over the head with her anchor. As one does with anyone annoying.

"I thought you guys were chill, though!" Raiju shoots back, pretty much ricocheting off of corridor walls. 

...This is not my problem. It is not my-.

"Oi, Nero, help me out here! That damn fool decided to misplace Shou's pagoda as a damned 'joke'!" Despite this not being my problem, Murasa calls on me anyway. Damn it, I-...

He misplaced Shou's pagoda. Of course he did. Shou loses that thing, like, once or twice every two weeks. I honestly feel bad for Nazrin at times. If Shou's being particularly unlucky, eight times in a single week's the record I know of for 'most times the pagoda has been lost in a particular time period'.

...Honestly, I'm really busy as is, but I may as well help. I pull out my flintlock, sigh, and join the fray. "This originally wasn't my problem, but..."

"Dude-. Are you gonna use that thing indoors?!" Raiju points at it. I notice he's got a faint bubble around him that's acting like a shield.

"Well, I was going to let you do whatever you want originally, as long as it didn't bother me, but-" I point my flintlock at him. "-you've pretty much left me no choice here."

"Wait, you know 'im?" Murasa jerks her head to me.

"Sadly, yes." I rub my eyes with my free hand, picking up in speed as I start taking shots of orb-shaped danmaku at Raiju, who's... swiftly dodging them, despite having a shield around his body. "Simply put, he's very annoying. That's all you need to know, really."

"And a comedic genius!" He chips in unnecessarily. How am I going to explain this to Rajime? I honestly don't know how I can.

"Takin' somebody's things and puttin' it somewhere else ain't funny!" Murasa scowls, then literally just throws her anchor at him. Ah, right.

"Whoahoho!" He ducks, watching it soar overhead, before quickly springing up just before I can nail him with a few shots of danmaku. "Man, I'm fast!"

Good grief, he is. 

Well, I may as well use a Spell Card. "Trigger "Silver Bullet"!" 

"Bustin' out the big guns, huh?" Murasa watches as my flintlock starts going haywire, flashing with various colours as bullets start coming off of it in multiple directions. They even bounce off of the walls of the corridor, as a small light starts forming on the actual hole on my gun's barrel.

"Yes. Yes I am." I honestly don't want this annoying me today.

"Holy moly-." Raiju's definitely having trouble dodging the bullets going towards him, but any bullets that get close enough to him get zapped and slowed by that electric harness of his. Oh. That's annoying.

Regardless, I keep shooting. A few do hit the bubble protecting him as well, making it wobble and flicker here and there.

"Where the hell did you put the pagoda?" I call out to him, namely because I don't want Nazrin getting annoyed later to find it.

"I... do not know! I forgot, man!" Raiju jumps over a stream of bullets, retreating further down the corridor. I quickly give chase, as does Murasa.

"How the hell did ye forget when ye did it five minutes ago?!" Murasa's baffled by his stupidity. Truth be told, I am, too, but I'm too busy shooting him.

A couple of the other monks are peeking their heads out of various doors to see what the commotion is. They're just sort of watching. 

"I have the gold of a memoryfish!" Raiju yells. He has what? "I-. Wait, no, that's not right, uh-. Memory of a goldfish, that's it!"

What even is a memoryfish? Do those even exist?

"Just shut it and tell us where ye put Shou's damn pagoda already!" Murasa yells at him some more, as if that helps. Also-. Why isn't she helping me stop him with danmaku?

"I freakin' forgot, I just said that!" The idiot shouts back at us, clearly getting more and more pressured. "Bloody-."

Suddenly, a solid wall of ice appears in front of him. However, Silver Bullet has finished charging, so I point my flintlock at it-.

Chiu~!

A substantially large, bright silver spark floats out of my gun, quickly accelerating as it forms in the air, and once it makes contact with the ice-

Crack!

-it pierces straight through it, and because of that-

"Oh whoa-." -Raiju actually gets hit for once, sending him soaring through the hall even further. How long even is this hall? We've been going straight for, like, fifteen minutes now, easily.

Bam!

He gets flung into a wall, falling to the floor pathetically not long after. Ouch. "Fuh... Ow. My bones."

"...Y'know, I honestly don't know what t'make of that damned thing." Murasa comments idly, looking at my flintlock.

"Neither do I sometimes." I holster it as we approach the fallen menace. "Hey. Get up. I know you're not that hurt."

"...You'd be right." Slowly, he coughs, rising from the floor. "Freakin' wowzers did that sting though."

'Wowzers'. Even if he just got ragdolled by my Silver Bullet, he's still acting like a lunatic.

"Alright, alright..." Murasa grabs him by the collar. "Hell'd you even do that for?"

"It was really funny watching the tiger lady get confused before realising what happened." Raiju tries to reason, if it can even be called that. "I mean, you know exactly why I did that, too."

"I-... Alright, maybe Shou did deserve it this time 'round." Murasa, for some reason, grins at his words.

...Uh. "I think I'm missing something here...?"

"This scallywag here casually walked into the dinin' hall. Only people in there at the time were me 'n Shou, 'course, plus a few other monks 'n what-not." Murasa begins explaining what happened. "Shou had sent Nazrin out to go do some stuff, like usual, and what's this idiot do?"

"To be fair, all I did was say that somebody is stealing furniture. I did not expect that reaction." Raiju raises a finger from his position casually, as if he's not in trouble. "...I did not know I would get that reaction!"

Oh, so he didn't go in shouting 'I'm a Naga' like I hoped. Damn it, I was wanting some entertainment today. "...I think I know who you're talking about, but go on."

"Shou obviously didn't believe 'im, 'till we literally saw that damn witch walk in talkin' about 'gettin' more furniture to sell off'. Y'know, Kirisame." Murasa reveals Marisa made the worst possible mistake she could've. "Normally, we woulda beat 'er up and sent 'er to Byakuren, but neither of us've seen Byakuren today at all. Only you have, 'n you weren't there. So, instead, Shou opted fer forcin' Marisa t'stay put, to make sure she didn't steal anythin' else. Some of the monks cleared out, too, and Shou left 'er pagoda unattended like a fool."

"Technically! It was the tiger woman's fault for leaving her stuff alone with me in the room." Raiju actually makes a compelling point. Why did Shou leave her pagoda unattended?

"...And it's your damn fault for messin' with it and puttin' it somewhere." Murasa gives him a very dry look. "Y'know how many times she loses it or forgets where she put it? S'annoyin' trackin' it down each time."

"...Hmm." Raiju takes that thought into consideration. "Okay, yeah, maybe moving it around was uncalled for, but it was still pretty funny."

"She was, ah, bein' a bit rude today. Normally she does believe people if they say stuff like what y'said." Murasa thinks on it. "I'll have a word or two with 'er later, but you? You're comin' with me, ye damn menace."

"...What're you gonna do?" I glance at Murasa.

"Truthfully? No damn clue. Might introduce him to Nue." Murasa shrugs. I-. Oh, no.

"...Introducing him to Nue is a death sentence for everyone." I raise a brow. "Why not Mamizou?"

"Fair point." The captain acknowledges that introducing Raiju to Nue might not be the best of ideas, actually. Good. 

"What do you mean by death sentence." Raiju inquires to what that means.

"Everybody suffers is what he means, blunderbuss." Murasa picks him up surprisingly easy, then starts carrying him away. 

"The hell does blunderbuss mean?!" I hear him ask, as the two walk further away into the temple's halls.

...

Well, that was an event. Now to-.

"So this be where thyself had gotten off to..." Oh, finally, I found Futo. Strangely, Ichirin isn't here, though I swear I saw Unzan further down the hall around a turn.

Still, I watch the Taoist as she approaches. Futo seems pretty, uh... awkward, strangely. 

"There you are." I breathe a little sigh of relief to myself. "What did I tell you about staying put?"

"...There hath been a particular... trouble, that has been plaguing mine own mind for quite a while now." Futo looks around for a moment, arms in her sleeves. "I am in mine greatest enemy's home, yet, that is not mine greatest problem at this particular moment. So I had went for a simple walk to clear mine head."

"...If you want, we could talk about this in an empty room." I open a door and, conveniently, it is empty. "In here."

"Hmh, very well." Accepting, she follows me inside of the empty, unimportant side room. 

The only thing that's inside are a kotatsu. A kotatsu, for some reason, is the most commonplace item in the temple, and I'm not sure how to feel about that. We do have actual tables and chairs, but kotatsu are comfier for when we're not going about our, well, duties.

Hell, I even have a kotatsu in my bedroom here at the temple. We do live here, as well, though it's more the priests and nuns than all of the followers.

Still, I take a seat beneath the kotatsu. Futo does, too, opposite me.

"So what's got you so bothered?" I ask, folding my arms. "It's not normally like you to seem so, uh... docile?"

"I may as well get straight to the point of this meeting, between you and I." Futo clears her throat, closing her eyes. "The truth is, well... There is a person out there who hath managed to captivate mine own heart."

Wait, really? "Good for you, seriously. What's bothersome about that then?"

"It is quite simple. I hath been dropping... subtle hints, since about twenty-eight days ago, or, to put such in simpler terms, four weeks now. Yet, they do not pick up on mine advances..." Futo lowers her eyes a little. Oh.

"Huh. They sound dumb." I scratch my cheek. "Are you sure it's not the way you make those, uh, hints?"

"Nay, rather, they're quite the smart individual, in fact." Futo looks to the side, which is weird. "...Just very dense, at times."

"Maybe be more... obvious?" I suggest off-handedly. "Like, say, I don't know, uh... 'Hey, I love you!'... or something like that?"

She contemplates that for a moment, humming. "...Hmm, thyself may be quite right. Nero, I wish to court thou very much so."

There we go! "Just like that."

"I-. Art thou serious-?" She stares at me as if I just said something stupid, but I don't think I did.

"Sorry, Futo, but if that flies over their head, then they're too dumb." I shake my head in denial.

"Nero." Futo gives me a serious stare. I-...

...

"...Wait." It literally just hit me now what she means. "...The person you have your eyes on... is me."

"...Aye." She looks down, seeming surprisingly embarrassed. "A member of mine enemy's belief hath managed to captivate mineself. Such a crude twist and trial this life hath presented upon me, truly..."

...I-. I genuinely need a moment. "You're-. You're telling me it's me. Seriously? I mean, Futo, you've got a pretty sick sense of humour if you are-."

"Nay, it is not a joke. Mine own mind is quite clear on this matter." It really doesn't look like she's joking. Uh... Wow! Okay, so, lesson learned, don't be oblivious to my surroundings all the time!

"...Why me?" I decide to ask next. 

"Thyself is a human. One of the extreme few within this wretched, youkai-ridden place, at least." Looking back up at me, she maintains her conflicted face. "And despite mine own threats of firebombing and death happening quite oft, thyself still offered to be generous towards mineself, maintaining a particularly cool and collected facade throughout thy entire time spent with me."

I-. Hot damn, Rajime was actually right. Futo really is fine with me around because I'm a human. That begs the question of her and Ichirin, though, but maybe it's a respect of strength and not much more. Well, there is that, and the fact that Futo is an extremely traditional girl. And she's probably interested in me more than Ichirin because of her sense of tradition.

Funnily, though, she was the one to reach out to me, not the other way around. Normally it's the man wanting to court the woman, not what Futo just did. It's funny, almost.

And, to be entirely truthful? I'm not against being with 'the enemy'. I find Futo really endearing more than a threat to our wellbeing. And Byakuren did teach me to be patient with others and accept them regardless.

It's like a Romeo and Juliet situation, come to think of it. Damn you, my curse of knowledge on tropes in stories.

...I feel like I shouldn't have just said that to myself, but whatever.

"...However, the real issue with mine own feelings here is, well, Prince Umayado." Futo blinks for a moment in thought. "...As well as Tojiko. I suppose thyself would face thine own issues here also, what with that head priest of yours..."

"Miko and Tojiko'd be problems, huh." I think about that for a moment. Miko does seem incredibly casual, though, but I'm not sure if she'd be casual enough to let something like this happen. Tojiko I have no clue about, since I barely talk to her, even if I'm acting as a middle ground for the temple and the mausoleum. Although... "Byakuren shouldn't be too hard to convince, though. She's pretty accepting, and I'm one of the most trusted priests at the temple, anyhow."

"...I suppose thou art such, yes." Regardless, it seemed to calm Futo down a little, but then she notices something. "...Thou art not against mine feelings, though?"

"Nope, not at all." I snap my fingers on her, then slowly realise something... "...Did Ichirin talk you into this, at all?"

"What? That nyuudou user? Nay, not at all." Futo says that, but I can tell she's lying. She blushes a little when she does, mostly out of embarrassment. It's something I've picked up over the months I've known her. Honestly, it's pretty adorable, but I do get annoyed when she lies sometimes.

And, she's blushing right now, and I'm pretty sure it's because she's embarrassed, not because of what we just talked about.

Although, 'courting me'? "Futo, there's no need to court me, either."

"...But is it not appropriate to undertake such?" She tilts her head. Clearly, she's stuck in the old ways of doing things. "It is to make up for the generosity thyself hath shown me in the past also..."

Oh. Right, I did lend her some, as she put it, 'personal funds' at times. Or money, for those that don't speak medieval tongue.

...And I did buy her snacks, so I guess that's there too. And, uh, keeping her out of trouble whenever she 'comes by the temple'. By that I mean whenever she decides to commit arson.

Maybe letting her do what she wants might be a good thing then.

"Alright, fine, you win." I chuckle. "Go ahead and do what you want. But, uh, for right now, don't mention this to Miko at all. We'll explain later, together, okay?"

"...Very well." She accepts this and, for once, genuinely smiles whilst at the temple, in my presence. That's the first time she's ever smiled to my face. Huh.

...Honestly, I miss this feeling. After Mali, Rujo's mother and my... ex-partner, I genuinely gave up on this. But, now, I don't care about the past.

Even if Futo is about my chest height. Seriously, she's really short.

Although, right now, I can be happy again. I'm not letting that change. Ever.



Meanwhile... (Rajime POV)


...I've lost count of how long me and Byakuren have been at this 'rest' now. Has it been fifteen minutes, half an hour? An hour? I honestly don't know.

The only thing I know for real is that Byakuren is a very, very good hugger. I don't think she's moved an inch at all. And it's not like I can, either. Her hold on me is that firm, but it's soft enough to the point I don't really feel like trying to move anyway.

She's awake, though, as we've been talking the entire time. It's less of a 'rest', more of a 'relaxing hug' at this point. I'm not that tired when I reflect on it now.

As for what we've been talking about...? Well, I've been asking more about the temple and about Byakuren herself. In exchange, I've been telling her more about myself and what I do.

"Hmm. I remind you of one of your sisters?" I also just finished pointing out that Byakuren reminded me of Epsilon, in a way. "Fitting, considering how you remind me of Myouren."

"Ahah, well, I didn't really know when to bring that up." I awkwardly laugh from my position. 

"I believe it's a good thing, personally, that I remind you of somebody you're familiar with. Everybody else tends to say that I remind them of a motherly figure, not a sisterly figure, however. I believe you're the first person to do such a thing." Byakuren points out, and only now does she finally adjust her grasp. I've actually slowly started to feel rejuvenated throughout this entire experience, which is strange, but not unwelcomed either.

"How do you stay so calm-sounding all the time?" I wonder about that...

"Many years of honing my patience and understanding of others, among other things." Byakuren giggles a little. "I always like to give people time to come around to their senses. But, even then..."

"But?" I pick up on that. Where's she going with that...?

"You know how I mentioned before, about wanting coexistence between humans and youkai, yes?" She asks me, seeming a little more, how do I say, neutral than calm? Something like that. Her voice sounds a little disturbed, if that makes sense. Unsure? I don't know what it is exactly, but there's something there.

"...Uh-huh." I nod slowly, as she releases me from that embrace to allow me to speak and react properly. "What about it...?"

"You said something along the lines of not being able to settle what everybody desires." Byakuren points out something I said before. I do remember saying that... "You couldn't have been more correct with that statement. There are others who don't want such things. Or, rather, threats to the youkai."

"...Threats to the youkai?" I raise a brow at that. 

"I'm talking about the Taoists. You're aware of Mononobe, yes? She's one of them, and even though she is here at the temple, I only allow her to stay because of Nero's and Ichirin's insistence that she can change as a person. Part of me wants to believe them, but the Taoists have been our enemies for a particularly long time now." Byakuren, surprisingly, frowns for the first time, folding her arms with uncertainty. "Especially their leader, Toyosatomimi."

Toyosatomimi? "That name's a... bit of a mouthful."

"It is, at times. I've heard Nero make fun of it before, not that I approve of it, but I can understand why he would. Specifically, the person I'm talking about is Toyosatomimi no Miko. You might know her as Prince Shoutoku?"

I-. Wait. "As in that Prince Shoutoku? Didn't he spread Buddhism around the country, though?"

"She, you mean." Byakuren corrects me. Ah, right, my bad... "But you're not wrong, she did, at a time, do exactly that. However, in secret, she was taught - and practiced - Taoism by a particularly wicked hermit. Normally, I would try and reason with her, but she proves too much of a threat to the youkai of Gensokyo, especially considering she wanted to try and act as an administrator to the Human Village at one point."

...Uh? "How's that bad?"

"You don't know? The sudden appearance of a leader in the Human Village is the biggest threat that could ever face Gensokyo's balance as a whole for the youkai, or so I've been told, at least." Byakuren elaborates on that for me. Seriously? A leader popping up in the Human Village would be that bad...? "The current leaders of the village - the village council - are just puppet powers that were chosen by youkai for their easily corruptible nature. I can't entirely approve of such methods, although it does seem to work."

I wonder... "This has me thinking now. Do you know about Rujo's, Nero's son, circumstances?"

"I'm aware of the rough details, yes." The priest tilts her head a little at my words. "He was given an impossible task as a youkai exterminator and eventually went down the line of becoming a water spirit, didn't he?"

"I know the full story, since Rujo himself told me." I look directly ahead, taking a deep breath. "He was actually considered for the village council at one point. He helped out the village guard however he could, namely out of a fear for village security. All so Nero'd be proud of him. But the moment he was considered for the council was what put him on the path that led to what he is today. He was tasked with the slaying of a yuki-onna called Moffe, who also just so happened to be a particularly well-known person in the Human Village for entertaining the children and adults alike with puppet shows."

"...Mizuraya? I've seen her around before, she actually does come by the temple at times. Unlike her sisters, who I turn away out of a fear for our human members, she's actually the only yuki-onna allowed to come in, as she shows extreme amounts of restraint and resilience..." Byakuren trails off for a moment. "Rujo knew who she was?"

"He noticed when it was too late to do anything about it, and it's not like he could back to face failure. He'd be considered a disgrace if he did. It honestly sounds ruthless over there." I shake my head firmly, recalling more of what Rujo told me about himself. "Instead he just lived in the wild, sticking around an area he was familiar with, that being Misty Lake. He made friends with the youkai there surprisingly quick though, but I think that's because he slayed youkai that were starting to become problems for all of the lesser youkai. So they respect him for maintaining the balance among youkai, at least."

"...Is that so? I never heard about this when I inquired around the Human Village before." Byakuren's face hardens a little. "The fact they would actively do that to one of their own people is, frankly, disturbing to think about. I can't even imagine what he went through."

"He suffered a lot." I stiffen my lip a little, before tutting. "Nobody in the village even recognises him these days, either. Or, well, they won't recognise him if they don't stare at his ears or face for too long, anyway. He mostly does it to visit friends he left behind, like other youkai exterminators. I'm fairly sure he sold bottled water at one point to the villagers as well. Not too sure what his reasons were, all he told me was that it was a way to make money, but I think he had a different reason."

"The village is very efficient at changing in such a short amount of time, as I've come to learn." Byakuren looks to the side, contemplating. "...I may need to have stern words with the village council later, then."

"It is technically their fault, but at the same time, what you said about the sudden surfacing of a human leader got me thinking about that. What if that was organised by some of the highest and most influential youkai, that Rujo posed a threat to them without even knowing?" I suggest off-handedly.

"That... may be correct, actually." Byakuren sounds like she wants to doubt me, but doesn't deny I have a point. "...Regardless, I will still have stern words with the village later about cases such as this, and any like it that may arise in the future."

Well, that's at least somewhat reassuring. "I'm sure Rujo'd appreciate it."

"I'll tell him of the results later, the next time he comes by the temple. He's been coming an awful lot recently, though I suppose his father being here has something to do with it." She regains her patient, sincere smile from before. I'm starting to think that's just her regular expression at this rate.

"I did hear from Nero that he and Mizu provided a hot springs here." I think about that for a moment.

"Oh, that's correct, they did. They're essentially replacing the baths we already have at the temple. They work just fine, but the hot springs are far more natural and, more importantly, far healthier than a regular bath." Byakuren ponders on this for a moment. "...Did Nero tell you about the cemetery?"

The what? "There's a cemetery here?"

"Not within the temple grounds itself, of course, it's more adjacent to it if anything, but yes, there is a cemetery. There are many buried there, some who had given their life trying to bring me back, whilst there are others who have been resting there for a... particularly long time, even before we built the temple here. There are a few youkai who reside there, like a karakasa obake and even a wendigo." Byakuren sighs quietly, lowering her eyes a tiny amount. "I even have an unofficial grave for Myouren there, too, so I visit it regularly."

"At least you've done something you can use to remember him with." I give her a small smile. 

"I suppose you're right. It's also around the time of month I visit it right now, too. Hmm..." She looks around for a moment, before settling on looking at me. "Would you like to come with? You don't have to, if you don't want to."

"I don't mind." Slowly, I stand up, as does she. "Besides, I might as well repay the kindness you've shown with me with some respect."

"I figured you might say that." Byakuren giggles at my response. "You're a very polite person, Rajime-san. You're politer than even Nero made you out to be. Normally his descriptions are very accurate."

"A-Ahah, is that so...?" I grin awkwardly, looking away. "It's just common decency though, isn't it? To be polite to those around you..."

"Your perception of common decency, and Gensokyo's perception of it, are two completely different things. Though, I suppose it's how you're raised as a child to what you consider 'common' in general, wouldn't you agree?" Byakuren begins to leave the room, but she stops to place a hand on my back.

"I suppose it is." Nodding once, then slipping my hands into my pockets, I decide to let her guide me. Also, did she just say a wendigo lives in the cemetery? Isn't that the type of creature whose name you're not supposed to say aloud? Maybe Byakuren knows them...?




The Myouren Temple Cemetery is a very, very quiet place. It's almost eerie in a way, what with all the cherry blossoms around casting shadows everywhere all over the graves. At least there's a straight path, which me and Byakuren are walking down. Byakuren's carrying a white lotus flower, as am I, since she gave me a white lotus flower to use after I explained what the lily and lotus, Kenko and Zoka respectively, on my ears were for.

Why do we have these two lotuses? Well, normally, at least once every month, Byakuren comes here to place a lotus on her brother's grave. It's a bittersweet thing to do. I know I just used bittersweet in the right way, too. This is pleasant, but it's marked by past suffering. That's literally what bittersweet means.

...I have a bad memory of somebody telling me I used 'bittersweet' wrong when I was planting colourful flowers to honour my parents. Clearly, they're uneducated.

Still, walking along this path, it feels... nostalgic, in a way. Being in a cemetery, surrounded by death.

...

To be fair, I've known death as a constant throughout my life. I know people die, it's a sick reminder of reality if anything, but I want to see death as a motivation to do better, to succeed where they didn't. To carry on their last wishes. Mom and dad aren't an exception.

Even if the sun is overhead, it's starting to set. It's getting dark around the cemetery. A reminder that I have to go into the Human Village later tonight to see what Mizuchi's planning. Again. In fact, I can see the Moon starting to rise right now. 

...That reminds me. I have to figure out what I want to do in response to that attempt on my life made by the Lunarians. Maybe I should try the peaceful approach. Stopping any conflict would be a big win for me, personally.

But, that'd mean probably stepping up... there. To the Moon itself. I'm not sure how to feel about being able to stand on the lunar surface, considering it's, well, in space.

And even then, who's to say they would go along with it? I have hope they'll see to reason though.

...Hopefully. I mean, that's all I can do, hope that they won't try anything. If they do, then... they don't really leave me, or anybody else from Hell for that matter, a choice, do they?

That's aside the present, however, and it's distracting me from it. Byakuren's still walking ahead of me, lotus firmly held in her hands. A white lotus is a representation of extreme purity. I'm fairly sure she chose a white lotus deliberately, too, which means she's just as aware of the meaning as I am.

What are we going to use these white lotus flowers for? Well, Byakuren invited me to put a flower on Myouren's grave with her. It's not like I can turn something like that down either, without seeming rude.

It's still very quiet though. It's extremely peaceful, however, I swear I saw somebody moving around in the trees nearby. I caught glimpses of blue, but whenever I got a glimpse of them, they were gone not long after, quickly moving to another hiding spot.

"I like coming here to think, sometimes." Byakuren speaks up from ahead of me, making me look over from my current game of trying to track down that blue thing. Whatever it is, it's fast to move out of sight. "The calm atmosphere the graveyard has tends to help."

"Thinking in a cemetery's not exactly my cup of tea, but everyone has their own preferences." I scratch the back of my neck gingerly. "You do this every month?"

"Every month." She repeats, nodding sagely. "I've never missed a day since I started doing this, not once. Although-."

She quickly stops, raising one arm to stop me from moving in front of her. So, I stop behind her, confused. "Why'd we stop?"

I-. I just felt a distinct chill in the air. As well as a slightly... odd stench. 

"I figured she'd come and see what we're up to." Byakuren mutters to herself, before clearing her throat. "Retakoe, you can show yourself."

"I... can?" A gravelly, undefined voice speaks up from behind a few graves. Then, up stands a very... terrifyingly tall woman. She seems extremely thin, too. And long. Slender? I think slender's the right word. Her hands are about as long and sharp as claws, and she has these huge... uneven antlers on her head. Like a deer's, but not quite.

She has black hair and very vibrant white eyes, to the point it doesn't even look like she has an iris or pupil in either one. Her clothes seem a little... small for her. They're like brown monk robes, but obviously too small to properly fit, so she's only properly wearing the robes in areas that're sensitive. Particularly, her chest, waist, shoulders, and thighs. In fact, her skin, since so much of it's exposed, is like an ashen-black or ashen-gray rather than a white or any other regular type of skin tone for that fact.

This woman does seem to have a particularly strange yellow headband on that says 'Hikisaku Han'ei'. Doesn't that mean 'tearing prosperity'?

...Wait a minute, the closer I take her features and the antlers into consideration... "Is... this the wendigo you mentioned?"

"She is. Officially, she's not a member of the temple, on accounts of her only being able to eat human flesh to survive. But I have been tutoring her when I get some time free, if Shou hasn't been doing so already." Byakuren keeps looking at the newcomer. Didn't she call her 'Retakoe'? 

...The wendigo's eyes lock with mine. A chill very quickly finds itself running up my back from her stare, since she seems so... imposing. "...Human... Friend, Hijiri?"

Uh...? 

"He's a friend, don't worry." Byakuren reassures her. Oh, so she was just asking if I was a friend of the nun's... Alright, I see how she acts. Then, Byakuren turns to me. "Rajime, this is Hikisaka Retakoe. She's the guardian of the cemetery, in a sense, since it's the only place she can really fit in. Although everybody calls her by her family name instead of her forename."

"Yes, I... guard. Guard well." Retakoe nods slowly. She doesn't seem to know how to express herself, or even talk to others, all that well, does she? "Guard bodies. Graves. Hallowed ground is... important, to self."

She speaks funny, too. "Ah. I suppose having somebody protecting a graveyard would be a good idea. Prevents grave robbers, that way."

"That's merely one of the things Retakoe does around here." Byakuren looks around for a moment. "She keeps an eye on the Taoists, too. Or, well, the mausoleum they live in I should say."

"I watch." Retakoe confirms with a low voice. 

"...Does she still eat human flesh?" I'm slightly concerned if she does.

"I've been training her to suppress her urges more as of late, in the odd case a human visits the graveyard alone." Byakuren sighs. "...That's not to say she doesn't attack humans who step foot in here though. There's still some cases of it happening, it's just become less frequent is all."

"...Mmh." Retakoe turns to the side, panning her head to the trees. "...Umbrella girl is waiting around trees. Waiting to surprise... Jiang shi still here. Looks lost. Hijiri, what do I do...?"

"Leave the karakasa obake be. But... Kaku's jiang shi looks lost? That's a first..." Byakuren ponders for a moment. Wait, Kaku? As in Seiga? "Normally she has Yoshika guarding the entrance to the mausoleum... That might be something to investigate on the way back."

"Isn't a jiang shi one of those hopping zombies?" I tilt my head in confusion. 

"Hops lots. Bones too rigid to work proper. Very stiff, body easy to break." Retakoe makes a face of disgust. "...Tastes bad and dry, like rotten meat. Hard, too. Would not recommend."

W-... What?

"Forgive her, she does this sometimes." Byakuren gives me an awkward smile. "Retakoe, why don't you go and keep an eye on the karakasa obake?"

"Hrmh... Yes, Hijiri." Giving a gruff response, the wendigo nods, heading off elsewhere into the graveyard eerily quietly. She's not even making any noise as she moves along. 

"...Charming fellow." I watch her go after a moment, not really sure what to make of her. "She seems to have good intentions, but she's also pretty weird."

Then again, she's a literal wendigo. Well, that's one for the books later, isn't it? Meeting a wendigo and surviving.

"There is still much I've yet to teach her, especially about her mannerisms and how she acts." Byakuren wistfully sighs, but gives a weary smile anyway. "Her family's a long-running clan of wendigo who had lived discreetly in Japan's mountains, you see. They abducted hikers who got lost and, well... you know. I can't officially make Retakoe a Buddhist, for obvious reasons like eating meat being prohibited, let alone cannibalism for that matter, though eating human flesh is the only way for Retakoe to survive. Her family've been hunted to near extinction over the years, so she's the one of the last three wendigo left remaining in Gensokyo. It's almost like the undine situation all over again."

The undine situation. Come to think of it, Marisa did mention something about that earlier, didn't she? Or, uh, Nero did? It was one of those two, anyway. 

Still, we keep walking along the stone path. It's less colder than it was before, after Retakoe walked away. She honestly gives me the creeps, but maybe that's because she's confirmed to eat humans. I am a human. It only makes sense I would be unnerved. I'm not repulsed by her, eating human flesh is the only way for her to survive after all.

And Byakuren's teaching her to control her urges, at least, so that's nice to know. 

Before long, though, we come to a more secluded spot where there's far less graves around. There's a large grave immediately adjacent to the path, with a small shrine beside it. I'm presuming that's Myouren's grave, then.

"This one." Maintaining the same pace she's been keeping the entire time, Byakuren approaches the grave, with me following behind. There's a couple of other flowers on the grave, although they're mostly lotus flowers. "Myouren always did tell me how he liked lotuses."

"They are pretty beautiful flowers." I look at the lotus in my hand, then look at Byakuren. "...Do you want to go first?"

"I will, thank you." She bows her head in appreciation, before swiftly yet calmly placing down the flower on the gravestone's base. "I won't ever forget why I do this. I can and will do it for the rest of my time alive if I have to."

...That's pretty sweet of her. I approach the gravestone next, then cautiously place my lotus down in such a way that it fits in perfectly with the composition of other flowers. "Myouren, I have no idea who you were in your life, but your sister makes you out to be a pretty great person, so I think you are one too. Thank you." 

I'm not too sure why I said thank you, but I step back anyway, bowing a little out of respect.

"Hmh, well said." With all of this out of the way, Byakuren starts walking off in a direction. "Come along. We're off to go see what's strange with that jiang shi."

Oh, right, that... "Alright."

I'm curious as to why Seiga has a jiang shi, as well as why it's even here. I wonder if this jiang shi knows what happened to Seiga? Actually, didn't Byakuren address it as 'Yoshika' before? Yoshika, then.

...If Raiju were still with me, he would've made a joke about hands, or something.




There is, in fact, a walking corpse in the cemetery.

Or, um. Standing corpse, more like. There is a jiang shi here but she seems exceptionally normal. She's facing away from us, staring off into space with her arms stretched out in front of her, like zombies are typically portrayed when chasing something. Only, she's just standing there. Doing nothing.

...

I'm not sure what to do here.

"That's definitely her." Byakuren points out as if that wasn't obvious. We're stood behind this one gravestone that covers us both. I'm crouched down and peeking around it, whilst Byakuren's stood leaning over me. We've been watching this jiang shi for, like, ten minutes now, waiting for her to do something. "But something's... off."

But she's really not doing anything, she looks lost, like Retakoe said.

Her skin's exceptionally pale, which makes sense for a corpse. But, the weird thing is, she still has hair and eyes. Dark blue hair and eyes, to be specific. She did look this way every now and then, but only briefly. She didn't seem to spot us, so...

On her head is this blue hat with a yellow star on its front. Oh, and an ofuda. I'm not sure why there's an ofuda, but it's there.

Surprisingly, she's wearing neat-looking clothes despite being what is essentially the Chinese equivalent of a zombie. A red, Chinese-styled shirt with a pink trim on its wide sleeves, and a black skirt with the exact same trim wrapping around it like a ribbon.

She even wears shoes. Zombies don't wear shoes. Not usually, anyway.

"What's she doing?" I ask, staring at her. As I've come to learn thanks to Byakuren, this jiang shi's name is apparently 'Yoshika Miyako', but she's also the servant of Seiga, who I know because Seiga is literally in Hell right now.

"I'm honestly not sure. She's just standing there." Byakuren doesn't seem to know. "Yoshika has been seen doing odd things before, such as reciting poems whilst staring into empty space, but... this is new. It's like she doesn't know what to do."

We've been keeping our voices down because we don't want to alert her. Apparently she attacks anybody with no discernible reason, but apparently her bites are contagious and turn others into jiang shi. Well-. That's more of a given fact since I know what a jiang shi is, but still, Byakuren reminded me of it.

...Yoshika's head slowly twists towards where we are again. We dip behind the gravestone fully so she doesn't spot us, then we peek back to find that she's still standing there, facing the direction she was before.

...

Does she know we're here? If she does, she's not approaching... which is weirder, given what I just said about her attacking anyone she sees.

"What does she normally do?" I inquire about that, staring straight at Yoshika.

"Normally, whatever Kaku has in mind for her on a particular day. Other than that, she stands guard around the entrance to the Divine Spirit Mausoleum, where the Taoists reside, or where it used to be at least, before it was relocated to Senkai..." Byakuren slowly furrows her brows. "I'm honestly not too sure why she's forced to stand around here anyway."

"...I see." I scratch my chin for a moment. "Is she capable of speaking?"

"She is, to many people's surprise. Everybody thinks that because she's essentially a zombie, her speech would be garbled or incoherent, but rather, she's capable of forming actual sentences." Squinting at the blue-haired jiang shi, Byakuren thinks. "It's strange how I haven't seen Kaku appear to give her any instructions yet, though... Retakoe certainly didn't comment on Kaku's appearance either, if any."

...Intriguing.

But, before I can say anything-.

"That's because I've been particularly busy with another matter." An oddly familiar voice speaks up from beside us. I jump a little, then recognise it's Seiga, quickly calming down. I-. Wait, when did she get here? How did she get here, actually? Wasn't she in Hell?

"...Kaku." Byakuren doesn't seem all that happy to see her, but stands up, as do I.

"Hmh, Hijiri." Seiga only smiles in response to that expression, then she 'notices' me. "...Who's this? A monk of yours?"

I-... Wait, is she pretending to not know who I am? That's probably a hint from her to act like we don't know each other. Ah. Probably a good idea, actually, considering she's a Taoist...

"...He's more of an acquaintance than a monk. He isn't a member of the temple, for that matter." Byakuren denies any involvement I have with the temple. 

"Personal then, hmm? Figures." The wicked hermit shakes her head, then she looks over at Yoshika. "Ah, yes, that's what I was doing. My poor little Yoshika-chan has been left alone all this time..."

...It feels weird to hear her addressing a literal reanimated corpse like that, but then again, this is Seiga I'm talking about. Shonin likes her to the point she didn't just punish her and called it a day. And Shonin liking people is usually a crimson flag. Not even red, just crimson.

Oh, and now Seiga's casually floating over to her jiang shi to... do something. 

"That's Kaku, by the way." As she does so, Byakuren whispers to me, blissfully unaware that me and Seiga already know each other.

"...I gathered." I shake my head. I don't really approve of Seiga, but I can't argue with somebody like Shonin, can I? Namely because Shonin is comedically powerful to the point she can shrug off a threat from Tyra of all people.

"We should probably leave, however." Byakuren seems pretty insistent on going back to the temple now. "...Staying around here, with Kaku and her... servant in sight, is never a good thing."

"Oh, come now, it's not as if I'm doing anything wrong by being here, am I?" We hear Seiga, then look over to see her floating around nearby with Yoshika standing in front of her.

"What's your game here, Kaku? Normally you have something wicked going on in that head of yours." Byakuren starts floating herself, narrowing her eyes.

"Hmm~?" Seiga only begins grinning. "Why, I want Yoshika to make new friends, of course."

"Hi!" For once, I actually hear Yoshika speak. She sounds... strangely normal. It's strange because she's a jiang shi, which is a zombie. 

Also, she's doing this weird gesture with her shoulder, and because her bones are apparently that stiff, all that really happens is that her shoulder, and arm by extension, vibrate. I-... Is she waving? 

...It must be hard not being able to move your limbs all that well.

"With him, I presume?" Byakuren's skeptical, whilst floating directly behind me and gesturing to, well, me. 

"Naturally. I have no intent for Yoshika to be friends with no-good Buddhists who could manipulate and use her. And you confirmed it yourself, he's not a member of your temple." Seiga points out with a devious grin. Ah. I think I get what she's trying to do here... Is she trying to make Yoshika stick near me? Like a bodyguard of sorts? All by masking it as if she wants me to be friends with the jiang shi.

...I think hanging around intelligent people like Silia and Junko is starting to rub off on me.

Or, maybe, Seiga was pressured into keeping an eye on me by either Shonin or Hecatia. That might make more sense, especially considering I need to be wary of future attempts to kill me by the Lunarians.

"Well, that's-..." Byakuren trails off for a moment, frowning, before shaking her head in dismissal of her thoughts. "Why?"

"Oh, don't give me that." Seiga's eyes lower. "You know what I'm like with humans, especially the boys."

I'm sorry?

"...Never phrase what you just said in that way ever again." Byakuren glares this time whilst suddenly producing this weird-looking scroll, which is a new one.

I also give Seiga the exact same look when I notice she's contemplating saying it again.

She notices the stare I'm giving her, then sighs. "Fine, fine, if you insist."

I don't have Aegis on me right now, namely because I put it away in my bag before we got to the cemetery. Convenience's sake and all that.

"Still, you..." Seiga gives me an inquisitive glance. "Won't you be my poor Yoshika-chan's friend, hmm~? She barely has any of her own, you see..."

"...I don't have any friends?" Strangely, Yoshika seems confused when Seiga says this. I-. Pfff-. Okay, that's funny for some reason. She seems genuinely puzzled by the hermit's words too, which makes it even better.

"No, you don't, Yoshika-chan." The hermit sighs, closing her eyes. 

"Oh... That's sad." Yoshika looks down to the ground. I can hear her neck crack an ungodly amount when she does so. I-. Good lord. How stiff is she, really...?

I glance at Byakuren and see she's giving me a concerned look. "I know I don't particularly get a say in the matter, but as a friend, I'm advising you to genuinely think this through and-."

"Be quiet, you." Seiga stares at the Buddhist dryly. "Don't make him doubt himself." Then, she pulls a complete one-eighty on her personality, insistently staring at me. "Although, you wouldn't want to let a fair lady down, would you...?"

She's literally the antithesis of a fair lady.

But... I do feel pretty bad for Yoshika if that really is the truth. "...Alright, alright, you win. Just know it's because I feel bad for her and not because you asked."

If she tries anything funny, I will have stern words with Seiga later though. And Shonin, probably. Why did Shonin even make Seiga my advisor...? I genuinely don't get how she thinks sometimes.

Does-. Does Junko even know about this, actually? I only just thought of this now, but I doubt she does, knowing Shonin, but still, she won't approve when she finds out. Definitely not. Especially considering it's Seiga, who Junko heavily dislikes already.

"Ya~y!" Yoshika cheers, then quickly turns to Seiga with a hop. I hear more bones and joints crack. It's honestly making me uncomfortable as to how common that noise happens with her around, but I'll learn to drown it out at some point, hopefully... "Lady Seiga, look, look, I made a friend!"

"Yes, you did." Seiga only smiles at the success of her underling, acting like she didn't have a part in it whatsoever. "All by yourself, Yoshika-chan."

"But you-." I try to point out she's the one who even brought it up, but-.

"All by yourself." Seiga repeats louder before I can finish. I-. Alright then. "Now, Yoshika-chan, remember what I told you to do in the case he did accept the proposal, hmm?"

"Uh... Yeah! I think!" Yoshika's eyes slowly trail to the backside of the ofuda on her hat, as if she's reading off of it. "Oh, wait, it's on here, nevermind!"

...There's an odd sense of cuteness to how she acts and I don't know what to feel about that.

"Mhm, now, report to me later." Seiga begins floating away elsewhere in the graveyard. "I'll see you later, Yoshika-chan~."

"Bye, Lady Seiga!" Yoshika cheerfully sees her master off, then hops around again to face me and Byakuren, who had lowered herself to the ground again. "U~h..."

"I... suppose it is your choice to make, although..." Byakuren gives Yoshika a worried glance, but quickly gets rid of it just as fast. "Nevermind. For now, come back to the temple... both of you."

Right. I start following Byakuren back to the temple, as Yoshika hops wordlessly behind. I swear I saw Retakoe throw someone else that was in the graveyard like a dodgeball on the way back, but I'm probably imagining things. Totally. It's not as if the wendigo could do that extremely easily to literally anybody, nope, not at all.




Okay, so, when we got back to the temple, I did not expect this awaiting us.

"...I'm not sure if I should be surprised, bothered, or both, personally." Byakuren comments, looking down at three people who are knelt in a very apologetic pose, hands together. One is particularly smaller than the other two.

...Specifically, the three people are Shinmy, Marisa, and Raiju. Raiju seems... strangely beaten up for some reason. What the hell happened to him...?

"To be fair, Marisa stole furniture, Raiju misplaced Shou's pagoda, and she... uh..." Nero speaks up from nearby, furrowing his brows at Shinmyoumaru. "...I'm not sure if she did anything wrong, actually."

"Nah, she made Kyouko shout really loudly on accident, ze." Marisa immediately jumps at the opportunity to explain why Shinmy is apologising. Oh. I didn't hear anything, though...?

"Right, that happened, almost forgot about that." Nero shakes his head, groaning a little.

"T'be fair, I half-want t'launch that idiot out of a cannon for the crud he pulled." A ship phantom who also happens to be in the room points at Raiju. "I counted 'bout twelve escape attempts by damn electrocution, 'n a couple more by spontaneously appearin' trees. Almost gave me a blimmin' heart attack when some of the monks that tried t'stop 'im got zapped, and I ain't even got a heart anymore!"

"...I don't think I actually control when this harness zaps things!" Raiju taps his harness with one hand, immediately zapping himself. "Including what it zaps as well!"

...I just take a sip of my tea and a bite out of some of the dumplings Nero saved for me. That is not my problem. I had nothing to do with this.

The tea's good. Dumplings are too. I'm sort of just watching this all go down if anything. Yoshika's next to me, also kind of watching blankly.

"...Uh-huh, sure." The phantom gives him a look. As I've learned, she's Minamitsu Murasa. Black hair, teal eyes, sailor outfit, big black and gold coat, pretty simple really. She's a funny lady. Speaks funny, too. Like a pirate.

"I-I'm so sorry!" Shinmy apologises, almost on the verge of tears. "I-I didn't mean to make some people go deaf...! I just w-wanted to see what she was up to!"

"Also, to be fair, I didn't actually have a reason t'come here originally, ze. I was jus' followin' him." Marisa points at me. Don't get me roped into this, you kleptomaniac.

"Actually-. Hey, yeah, he's responsible for bringing us here!" Raiju also jumps in at the opportunity to drag me into this.

"Technically, Nero invited me over." I remind them of why I came here originally. "...And unlike you two, I didn't do anything wrong. No kleptomania or electrocution or misplacement of personal belongings, nothing. If anything, I was talking with Byakuren the entire time."

"Aye. Fella was wit' Byakuren the entire time." Murasa agrees with me, as does Nero, who just nods.

"And I can confirm he was on his best behaviour throughout his time at the temple." Byakuren also stops me from getting dragged into this. 

"...Actually, didn't Marisa do something like this last week too?" Ichirin speaks up from nearby before they can try and get me roped back in again. Oh, right, she's here. As is this... big cloud person. He's pink. Looks oddly like a genie. He has huge fists. 

Pretty sure Ichirin called him Unzan? Unzan, of which, is simply folding his arms and glaring at Marisa. He doesn't seem to be one for conversation, really...

Or maybe Ichirin just does the talking for him. I can't exactly tell. I'm imagining it would be hard to talk to people if you were a cloud man.

"Ey, ey, last week's a bit of a stretch there...!" Marisa starts grinning mirthfully. She's not denying she did do this recently though.

"And I believe I gave you a two hour long lecture on why you shouldn't do that the last time around, didn't I?" Byakuren gives Marisa a 'smile'. I can sense hidden annoyance beneath that smile. "Perhaps four hours might do it, this time...?"

...I just take another sip of my tea. This is honestly pretty entertaining.

"In any case, Sukuna, you're forgiven. I'm aware you didn't cause that particular accident on purpose." Byakuren glances at the inchling.

"R-... Really...?" Shinmy sniffles a little.

"If Byakuren says it's an accident, s'an accident, kid." Murasa speaks up again. She's also just watching like I am.

"O-Okay..." Shinmy accepts this, walking over to where I am before hopping onto the table, sitting down.

Also, I'm not sure if Byakuren is serious or not about lecturing Marisa for four hours. If she can, I'd be impressed yet terrified at the same time at Byakuren's ability to make a lecture long.

"Okay, so, question." Raiju speaks up, looking at Yoshika. "...Nobody's going to question the rotting corpse?"

"I've been wondering about that myself." Nero raises a brow.

"She's friendly." I carefully place one hand on Yoshika's shoulder from where she's stood beside me, as to not commit what I am dubbing as 'crackmaggaddon', where several joints just crack uncontrollably due to how stiff they are.

"...Hell's that mean?!" Marisa is baffled by my words. "Y'know that's a jiang shi, right?"

"Yeah. And she's friendly." I repeat myself, just to be even more confusing. I'm not going to properly elaborate on what happened, either.

"...If Byakuren's fine with it, then I am." Ichirin doesn't honestly seem to care all that much about Yoshika's presence. Murasa doesn't seem to either. Then again, it's probably because Byakuren allowed Yoshika inside the temple to begin with.

"...Rajime, you scare me sometimes." Raiju really does not know what to make of me randomly befriending a corpse. 

"I'm friendly!" For some reason, Yoshika decides to repeat what I said. Good for her.

"And to be entirely honest, a jiang shi is not the weirdest thing I've seen today." I might as well point that out. That actually goes to either whatever happened with Aegis, or to Retakoe herself, because blimey Retakoe's weird.

...Blimey. That's a funny word. I should use it more often...

"...You can say that again." Nero shakes his head, sighing. He seemed oddly mellowed out when he said that, actually. Did something strange happen to him, too?

"In any case." Byakuren stares at Raiju next, furrowing her brows slowly. "...Did you genuinely almost electrocute people who tried to stop you?"

"I don't control what this thing zaps." Raiju demonstrates by electrocuting himself again. "Case in point. It's indiscriminate."

"I say we throw 'im in a bath of water 'n see how he does." Murasa jests. Honestly, even if she is joking, that would be funny to watch.

...Actually, does that electric harness even work in water? Maybe that's something to test later.

"...Murasa, I can tell you're joking when you say that, but that's not something to joke about." Byakuren gives the phantom a disapproving stare. "Electricity and water-"

"-don't mix, yeah, yeah, I know. S'why I made the joke." Murasa shrugs, going back to watching.

"...Yes... They don't." Byakuren looks back to the two still kneeling apologetically. "Now then, what to do with you two...?"

...Maybe I should speak up about needing Raiju later. "I still need that moron for something later, so whatever it is you do eventually settle on doing, don't make it too long to him."

"He's a damned menace, whaddaya mean y'need 'im?!" Murasa jerks her head to me.

"Sage-related matters." I shake my head solemnly. "If this were normal circumstances, I wouldn't really care."

"O~h, yeah, that." Raiju nods slowly.

"...Normally, I would ask about such things, but if it is genuinely sage business like you say, then I won't pry. You're free to go." Byakuren stares at Raiju extremely hard. "But do not do that again. Next time I won't be so lenient."

"...Duly noted!" For some reason, Raiju seems terrified of her stare as he walks over to join me at the table I'm sat at.

"Wha-. What about me...?!" Marisa raises her brows, realising she's the only one still there.

"It's quite clear the lecture I gave you the last time you were here about your kleptomaniac tendencies had no effect, Kirisame." Is it just me, or is Byakuren starting to glow red? Like, she's starting to gather this red aura around her...

"...Uh oh." Ichirin seems like she knows what this is as Unzan floats in front of her in a protective manner.

"Yeah, uh oh." Nero quickly moves to leave the room, not wanting a part in what's about to happen next.

...Murasa's grinning. Um?

"...Is it just me or do I feel immense wrath in the air?" Raiju turns his head to look at me.

When he mentions it... "Um. Uh oh."

"...What the hell does uh oh mean?!" He starts grinning.

"Uh oh!" Yoshika repeats. Is everyone just going to start saying 'uh oh'?

"...Oh, no..." Shinmy starts hiding a little.

"...Ah, crud." Marisa realises what this is as well. I, however, do not. But, I do notice her reaching for something inside of her dress and muttering something to herself.

"I believe I may have to teach you a more hands-on lesson this time around, Kirisame." Byakuren begins floating, with the red aura picking up more and more in terms of its intensity. Hoo boy.

"Don't get me wrong, I'd love t'have a chat, da ze, bu~t..." I notice Marisa pull out something octagonal. Then, out of pure instinct, I find myself summoning Aegis-Sentinel and rolling over out of my seat. "Not this time, Byakuren-ze! Love Sign "Master Spark"~!"

The object she's holding starts glowing immensely, and I fortunately have enough time to roll in front of a surprised Byakuren. "Don't you dare, Marisa!"

Fwa~m!

Aegis glows a bright purple as the same wall I used against Rujo, when Aegis-Sentinel first came about, forms into being this huge, translucent purple wall oval wall that occupies pretty much the entire room, just as-

Vrrrrrrrrrrr~!

A bright light rockets out of the object Marisa's holding, which quickly transforms into a giant spark of colours, which is more like a huge laser if anything, that makes impact with the wall.

"...Well, I can't hear anything, but!" Raiju speaks up again. "...Big purple wall!"

"...Ah." Byakuren realises what I just did, but quickly places her hands together. "Thank you for the help, Rajime-san, but I believe I can handle it from here. Now... Namusan!"

Almost entirely growing red, Byakuren moves with such speed and force that she soars right through the spark and-.

"Gya~h!" I hear Marisa get ragdolled as the spark fades down, and I stumble back a little. The force on that was intense... What the hell is a Master Spark, and why is it so forceful...?

"...Huh." Murasa speaks up. "Y'know, I was half-expectin' the wall t'get blown out there."

"Honestly? Yeah, me too, kinda." Ichirin speaks up too, as Unzan moves away from directly in front of her.

...I shake my head, then notice that Byakuren is now carrying an unconscious Marisa over her shoulder after the light calms down and my hearing mostly returns, because that spark was really loud. I-. That fast, huh...?

Aegis quickly shifts back to its normal state, as I take a deep breath, then dispell it. Wow. Byakuren really was serious when she said it's convenient.

"...I genuinely didn't think she would try that in here, but then again, this is Kirisame we're talking about..." Byakuren frowns, but notes that the only thing that's been damaged is the flooring. "Though, I suppose your interference did prevent any unnecessary damage."

"I wasn't even thinking when I did that." I admit, shaking off the disorientation I just felt. "...By that, I mean my instincts are pretty sharp."

"Almost autonomous!" Raiju helpfully chips in.

"Moving unconsciously...?" That seems to give Byakuren some food for thought. "...Rajime-san, if you don't mind, could you come back at a later date? For now, I'll see to it that Kirisame's punished appropriately for what she tried to pull just then."

With that, Byakuren leaves the room, Marisa in tow over her shoulder. There's something slightly amusing about that.

I just now noticed Nero hasn't come back either. He probably just decided this wasn't worth it and went elsewhere.

I also take this as a sign to sit back down where I was before, and think. Oh, and I need to drink the rest of my tea, since I've already eaten all of my jiaozi.

"Byakuren's interested in ya, huh?" Murasa looks over at me with a specific kind of grin on her face as she stands. I can't put it into words, but it's a specific type of grin. "Well, s'none a' my business what happens. Oi, Ichirin, let's get outta here."

"Huh? Oh, right." Ichirin nods once, gives me a glance, then follows Murasa out of the room.

...

"So~..." Raiju looks at me. "...You wanna talk about today?"

"No." I shake my head. "Despite today being... calmer, today's been a day."

"...Fair enough." He nods once, looking ahead. 

"Um..." Shinmy's been looking up at Yoshika, who is still staring ahead blankly. What's going on in that mind of hers, I wonder...?

Seiga's probably the only person who knows the answer to that, but... eh. I do wonder what she told Yoshika to do, though.

...I'll just take this moment to recuperate and collect my thoughts, before heading off to the village to meet back up with Mizuchi and Raiko...

...

Notes:

you're probably wondering one thing since the very start of the chapter, when rajime and sumireko talked about their futures. so let me give vague elaborations!

yes, i follow the headcanon that yukari IS maribel hearn. that whole part where rajime mentions the possibility of changing his name is a concept. sumireko is like renko's grandma or something. yes, as stated in EoD, rajime does have a daughter called tohru in the future.

do what you will with the information above.

anywho, raiju being unleashed is. like. a disaster constantly brewing.

so... moon stuff, huh. yeah, the moon's gonna get focused on, like, REALLY soon (expect something along the lines of 'strongest moon princess vs weakest hell king' (blame raiju))

honestly i might actually make a chatfic of this at some point lmfao (i mean. harmony is right there. i can use that.)

wtf nero/futo is a thing? honestly it literally is just romeo and juliet with those two lmfao (not too sure about the suicide via poison part but we'll see about that) (still, sorry again, ichirin/futo fans)

in my mind putting rajime and byakuren in the same room is probably one of the best ways to get an actually peaceful scene in this entire series

honestly i contemplated actually putting nue and shou in this chapter but the byakuren and nero/futo stuff overshadowed most of it, you did get mentions of marisa stealing furniture and raiju misplacing shou's pagoda on purpose so that's there, also putting nue and raiju together is unironically a death sentence for anyone who just so happens to come across them

anyways, to properly summarise, sumireko exists still, trish absolutely fucking hates raiju's guts and ate pancakes with way too much syrup on, seija has a senbei (what she's doing with it, nobody knows), raiju terrorised the village guard then got his ass kicked for misplacing a very important pagoda (that gets lost like every other week), futo does the most ironic thing imaginable to what is considered her sworn enemy, kyouko saw 'an actual clown on fire' (i don't honestly know what this means either, my brain just thought this was a funny line and put it in there, your guess is as good as mine), byakuren is a very motherly person and can give really good hugs, yoshika is. yoshika. (what do i even say here???), retakoe is a freaking odd wendigo, and most importantly, common sense does not exist in gensokyo

oh and one more thing i need to go over, wtf rajime is a descendant of izanagi?? do what you will with this info

also i am PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THE OFFICIAL IE DISCORD!!! after very careful consideration i have decided to make and release it (because having a place to ask me whatever you want at any given moment about this is definitely a good idea trust me), you also get some insights into what's to come in the series (be it the next chapter of eoc or something else completely) oo~

 

you can find the link to the discord here

Chapter 15: Walking the Line of Light and Darkness

Summary:

Rajime sets off to 'assist' Mizuchi with her plans, whatever they may be in the long run, alongside Raiko, Shinmyoumaru, and Raiju. Although, he does have to bring a particular somebody with him, and even then, the Human Village is oddly - and deathly at that - quiet at night...

Little does he know, he would soon find out why it gets so quiet in the village at night. And he would also come to learn something unexpected of Mizuchi in the process. At the same time, he makes a very interesting acquaintance and uncovers a very surprising truth.

Notes:

hm yes today i will write what is considerably the most chaotic chapter in eoc so far

jokes aside, this chapter was fun to write for multiple reasons such as but not limited to:
- finally having the wrathful and the crimson mist make an appearance
- saGUME SAGUME SAGUME
- a tsukumogami having an existential crisis i guess
- rajime actually properly meets kaguya outside of the banquet lmfao
- mizuchi........
- seiran and ringo jumpscare (plus curo and takamine)

(this chapter is more mizuchi-oriented and eientei-oriented if you can't tell, also we're getting into 'man the moon sucks huh' territory), kaguya, ringo, seiran, and sagume are literally the only new canon characters to show up (technically, kaguya has shown up in eoc before but it was only a mention in, like, chapter 12/13 by rajime)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Mmm~h... Ah... 

Okay, that's far better. Taking a moment to stop and think helps a load. Takes a load off my shoulders too.

...What was I doing again-? Mizuchi, right, I was going to head to the Human Village tonight...

"...So." Raiju cracks his knuckles, gives Yoshika a sideways look, then glances at me. "...The hell are you going to do with that corpse."

"I dunno, honestly." I give the jiang shi a long, hard stare. "Might let her tag along. I can always explain she's a friend, right?"

"Why would you need to explain that." Raiju looks clueless. I-. Did he forget we're supposed to be in the Human Village soon?

"...'Cause we're supposed to go to the village soon...?" Shinmy tilts her head at him from the table. "Did you forget?"

"Ah-. No." Raiju shakes his head. "I have the brainfish of a memory."

...

"Wait, that's not right." He blinks slowly. "I have the memory of a goldfish. I-. That's twice now I've screwed that saying up."

"Brainfish of a memory!" Yoshika repeats aloud. That's nice. 

"...Brainfish of a memory indeed, rotting corpse. Brainfish of a memory indeed." Raiju solemnly nods like an idiot, like he knows what that means. Also, he just implied he said that earlier to somebody else. I wonder what made him say it twice in a single day...?

'Brainfish of a memory' isn't a sentence you typically say. For obvious reasons, too.

...Hmm. Actually.

I give Yoshika a very brief glance, then look between Raiju and Shinmy. "You two go on ahead and meet me outside the temple. There's something I need to do first."

I may as well ask Yoshika something in private while I get the chance, huh?

"...What-." Raiju's about to ask, when Shinmy is suddenly just on his shoulder and pokes him with the Miracle Mallet. "Oh. Okay then."

The two then leave the room without anything else to say.

...

...That worked? Maybe Raiju is kind of afraid of the Miracle Mallet.

So, now with those two out of the room, I turn to Yoshika. "Okay, Yoshika, what is it that Seiga's having you doing? You can tell me."

"Hu~h?" She turns to me in the most casual, monotone manner. Her arms have been raised the entire time. How she does not just collapse into a pile of bones and dust is unknown to me. "O~h. Um~..."

She stops, looking blankly at me for a moment. Is-. Is she thinking? "Take your time."

Well-. Not really, since I don't have time to waste, but still.

"U~h..." Yoshika isn't coming to a conclusion. Um. Is she okay? She's... drooling a little. I guess zombies do that. "...Uuuuu~h~..."

How long is she going to think. I'm genuinely surprised... You'd think for a literal dead body, she wouldn't have trouble thinking, namely due to a rotting brain. 

...Come to think of it, wasn't she reading off of the ofuda before? "Is it on that ofuda in front of your eyes?"

"...Oh, yeah!" Her eyes cross a little a she looks up at the ofuda in thought, then stiffly nods. "Yeah, now I remember! Lady Seiga always writes down what she wants me to do, because I usually forget it! Like right now!"

...That must be troublesome if Seiga wants Yoshika to do something and, mid-way through doing it, Yoshika completely forgets about it. The woes of having a jiang shi servant... pet... thing. I don't know what Seiga actually views Yoshika as. Is it a servant? A pet? Both? Neither?!

I swear, master-servant dynamics are weird sometimes, to the point that in some rare, odd cases, you can't tell who the master and servant are. Like with Kolar and Flandre. They have a funny dynamic between them.

In... any case. "What's it say?"

"U~m, lemme see..." Keeping her eyes crossed, Yoshika hums in the most monotone manner possible. Because, simply put, zombie voice. "...'Follow Rajime around and protect him in the event of danger. Listen to him too, no matter what.' I dunno who this Rajime guy is, but if Lady Seiga's telling me to protect and listen to him, then I will!"

She-. She forgot who I am. Somebody she literally just met. "I'm Rajime, actually. Just to, um, jog your memory there."

"Huh?" She looks at me, uncrossing her eyes, before blinking very slowly. "...O~h! Yeah, you are! D'oh. I forget too many things sometimes... My head's full."

Her head's full? "...Full of what? Thoughts?"

"...Yeah!" Yoshika only grins. "And worms. And... a skull. And stuff."

Worms. "...Not sure if I needed to know that, but alright, you do you, Yoshika."

"I do I?" She thinks about the saying for a moment, even if she butchered it. "...I do I!"

Honestly, there is a certain charm to her, even if she sounds incredibly monotone because... corpse. Her vocal chords probably decomposed already by the time Seiga got to her.

Though, it does beg the question of why Seiga would literally commit necromancy. Then again, Seiga is very strange.

Not as strange as, say, Shonin, but still strange nonetheless. She seems to care about me, too, although I have the gut feeling it's most likely because the devil is blackmailing her into liking me. That's something Shonin would do to anybody.

"...What're we doing?" Yoshika stiffly tilts her head, resulting in-

Crikcrak!

-her neck cracking so loudly it makes me visibly flinch a little.

"Teh-." I have to stop myself from gagging, quickly taking a deep breath. "We're going to the Human Village. Tonight, at least. I have... um... business there."

"Oh! Business! Lady Seiga has business with everything!" Yoshika helpfully adds, then stops to think. "...She never tells me why though. That kinda makes me sad, now that I think about it."

There definitely is a charm to Yoshika. I think that charm is her clueless nature, as a result of being a reanimated, stiff corpse, whose bones and joints crack every other second she exists. "You're right, that is sad. Also-. Why do your bones... crack so often?"

"...'Cause I'm super stiff." Yoshika's eyes trail down to her arms. "It kinda sucks. Lady Seiga makes me do calisthenics so I don't hurt myself though. It's so bad I can't even walk straight forward."

Aw. In a way, I feel bad for her. At least Seiga has her doing... calisthenics, whatever those are. Exercise isn't my cup of tea. It's more Trish's. Or Maroon's. I know Maroon's a gym freak. "...I'd offer to carry you, but I'd probably break my arms. No offense meant to you, by the way, I'm just not that strong physically."

"Oh! It's okay!" Yoshika smiles, at least. "I can hop around places! And I can fly! I... I think."

She thinks she can fly. How's she not sure...? Then again, almost everybody I've met so far can fly in some way, shape, or form. Raiju has his Jolt Jumps, even if it technically isn't flying, he moves like a lightning bolt. In a sense, he's Mister Lightning Bolt.

...

I feel like making that joke was a mistake. The name's so cringeworthy too, like some twelve year old came up with it trying to be edgy. But at the same time, it feels... iconic, in a sense. I have no clue why.

As for me, I fling Aegis-Strand around like a ragdoll and pray I don't go flying into certain death or grievous injuries.

"U~m... Your friends're waiting outside, right?" Yoshika asks me, her somewhat lifeless eyes staring straight at me. That's... somewhat creepy. 

Oh, right, I told Raiju and Shinmy to wait outside for me. "Yeah, they should be."

...Assuming Raiju didn't run off to go shank someone with a knife, at least. People make jokes about us British being extremely good with knives. I can say that is both correct and incorrect, depending on what area you grow up in. 

I know Trish considers projectile weapons, like a bow and arrow, 'for cowards'. It serves double for guns. Worst part is, Trish knows how to use literally any kind of knife. She did do some Scouts-related stuff, whilst we were still in school, and did some stuff related to it after too. 

Then again, Trish is the same person who made a 'returnable throwing knife', which is literally just a large survival knife duct-taped extremely to a very firm rope. That's more of a rope dart than a throwing knife.

...The stuff Trish comes up with is genuinely terrifying and weirdly specific at times. I bet she'd be into engineering if anything.

"...Shouldn't we go?" Surprisingly, Yoshika's the one to take the initiative.

"That... would probably be for the better, yes." I think on it for a moment as I quickly adjust my accessories, like my, well, hat, ribbons, my bag, Kenko, Zoka, and my gloves. And after doing so, I start to leave. "C'mon, Yoshika."

"Yeah!" She hops behind me. Surprisingly, her bones and joints don't crack horrendously when she does so. Her legs must be used to hopping around everywhere, then-

Thud.

-even if she just hit her head on the ceiling when she hopped after me as I started to leave the temple.

Thud. Thud. Thud. Thud.

Every. Single. Time.

 


 

I'm glad we're out of the temple. Hearing Yoshika headbutt the ceiling every few steps was starting to drive me a little bit mad. Raiju and Shinmy were already out here, idly chatting to each other about something regarding Marisa, before I stepped up with Yoshika in tow. Obviously, Raiju immediately questioned why I was bringing a, in his words, 'rotting corpse that cracks every three seconds' to the village.

...I just told him what Yoshika told me, that Seiga told her to do. Then he dropped the matter so abruptly it actually gave me whiplash. Shinmy also kinda just... accepted Yoshika's presence. I'll probably have to explain to Mizuchi and Raiko why there's a corpse with us, but I'm sure I can explain it well enough. It's for my safety, after all.

"Come back soon!" Kyouko saw us off, waving all the while. 

"Will do!" I call back to her, then slip my hands into my pockets as we start heading down the stairs./.

"Okay. So." Raiju brought a finger to his chin, scratching it for a few seconds, before continuing. "...The hell'd you get up to that entire time? Like. Far as I'm aware, you never told us what you were doing. Like. Before Marisa got her ass blasted for blasting that blast in there. Blastingly."

...I'm going to pretend he didn't just try and say 'blast' as many times as he could in a singular sentence.

"Um... Yeah. I'm kinda curious, too..." Shinmy speaks up from my hat. Since we left, she has since relocated to my hat. Despite the fact it is night in spring. It's cold out. Not as cold as it would be in winter, but still.

"I was with Byakuren." I close my eyes a little as we walk, breathe in, then breathe out. "You have noticed I don't have Aegis on anymore, right?"

"Wait, you don't-?" Raiju just now notices I don't have Aegis on my arm for once. "Oh. Huh, you uh... you don't."

"Byakuren taught me how to summon and dismiss it at will." I grip my left hand, and Aegis appears. I unclench my fist, and it disappears. "It's really simple. And useful, since it means I don't have to carry it around everywhere anymore... I've gotten used to its weight, but it's still... somewhat heavy, since it is metal. It's very light otherwise though."

"Whoa. Cool." My alter ego thinks for a few seconds, doing a little jog... walk... motion down the stairs. "I have a knife. It's fun. It goes shink shink shink."

...I'm not even going to question that. "Sure it does."

"Yeah, s'cool. Anyways, what else did you get up to?" Raiju continues to ask questions.

"Went to a graveyard. Met a wendigo." I think about whether or not to mention Aegis talking to me, but decide against it. Raiju doesn't need to know Aegis is sentient, does he? Definitely not.

"A... when did go?" Shinmy butchers the name in an oddly cute way.

"Wendigo." Raiju repeats aloud for Shinmy's understanding. "...Wait, aren't you not supposed to say the name of it?"

"The wendigo's a friend of Byakuren's. Guards the graveyard." I glance at Yoshika. "...Even if there's a jiang shi there more often than not."

"She tried to eat me before! But she didn't like my flesh. Aw." Yoshika seems very weirdly downcast about that. Wh-. Why is she upset. "...She speaks funny too."

"Funny how. Is it like Futo's 'blast thee, deprived rogue' type of speech?" Raiju puts his hands behind his head, closing one eye.

"...No, she actually speaks pretty animalistic. She grunts a lot." I look ahead, then smack my lips after a moment. "Very menacing though. Really big girl, she is. And... terrifyingly silent. And slender. And her fingers're more like claws."

"Ah, so basically, don't fuck with her. Gotcha, gotcha." The silver-haired rogue snaps his fingers a few times. "...Sounds like my kinda lady."

"...I swear." I turn to stare at him with an annoyed expression. "You're honestly both weird and worrying at the same time, and I don't know which it is."

"I think it's more weird than worrying. I dunno though." Shinmy helpfully tacks on with her opinion.

"Aw. I'm weird." Raiju slouches his shoulders in a very blatantly false show of sadness. 

"Hi weird, I'm Yoshika!" Yoshika decides to hit him with the most comedically timed dad joke ever.

"I-." He actually stops, looks peeved for a moment, before laughing it off. "W-What the hell, man, I just got hit with a dad joke by a zombie..."

"...What's a dad joke?" Yoshika doesn't even know what that means, either. Amusing.

"Um... I think it's a corny joke." Shinmy doesn't sound all that sure in her definition, but that's literally what dad jokes are.

"...Yeah. S'that." Raiju confirms for her, shaking his head. "Okay, I'm gonna shut up now. We have~... stuff to do. Actually, no, I'm kinda curious about what Byakuren's gonna do to Marisa now."

"Hopefully, force her return all of the furniture she stole." I sigh, shaking my head. Whoever it was that said Marisa acts like a magpie, who I think was Alice, they genuinely weren't wrong. "...And maybe lecture her for four hours. Also, I have no idea what she was going for when she did that... Master Spark thing, but it looked dangerous. Byakuren might take that as a sign to give Marisa a more harsh punishment."

"To be fair, seeing a big 'piss off' laser come from such a small thing that emits multiple colours probably is very dangerous." Raiju thinks about it. "Fortunately, your instincts are ultra sharp."

...

I turn to him, very blatantly annoyed. "Please die in a fire."

"No." He solemnly shakes his head, then realises something. Curse you, Raiju. "Also-. You technically just told yourself to kill yourself."

...I... guess I did. "...Just-. Shut up. Please?"

"Alright, alright, sheesh." The silver-haired lunatic snorts and chuckles a few times. "No more crap outta me until we get to the village."

Good. I only nod, as he begins walking quietly for once. Yoshika's still hopping around behind us.

"Brrh..." I hear Shinmy shiver. Ah. So she is cold then.

...I take this as a sign to take her off of my hat very gently, then hold her in my hand by making a cupped shape. "Are you holding up alright, Shinmy?"

"H-Huh?" She sniffled a little, clearly cold, but puts on a tough face. "I-I'm fine..."

"...Really? I could've sworn I heard you shiver." I look her in the eyes. "It's alright to be honest, I won't judge."

"It's okay?" Shinmy asks, to which I simply nod in response. After a moment of contemplation, she decides to admit it. "...Yeah, um... I am cold. Kinda..."

I take a look at my shirt's breast pocket, then gesture towards it with my chin. "You can ride in my pocket, if you want. It'd be warmer than my hat by a long shot, especially considering it's the middle of the night. Don't need you getting cold on me.

"U-Um." She looked toward it, seemingly nervous at first, but takes a deep breath and makes a brave expression. "O-Okay. I trust you."

"Good girl." I pat her on the head with my thumb gently, since she's that small I can do that easily, then let her hop in. Her head's just peeking out the top of it. "Doesn't hurt to be honest, does it?"

"N-No... It's... kinda warm, actually. You're warm." Shinmy points out my body heat. I was kind of hoping that would heat her up a little, so it's good she's noticing it. But that also means she's pretty cold.

"...Huh."

I look over to Raiju, who's staring at Shinmy in my pocket. Then I raise a brow. "What?"

"Eh? Oh, ah, s'nothin', just wonderin' what the hell you were doin'." He shrugs, going back to focusing on the long walk down the stairs, then to the village.

"He's being kind! Kind like Lady Seiga!" Yoshika chips in abruptly it almost makes me fall down the stairs. I completely forgot she was behind me.

"...Kind is not a word I'd use to describe Seiga, but okay, corpse." Raiju nods slowly at her sudden cutting in.

"...Lady Seiga's kind though!" Yoshika's now confused. That's... oddly cute to see.

"Mmh..." I hear and feel Shinmy relax a little in my pocket. I hope she's at least comfortable in there.

...

"I hate the wind." Raiju looks directly up. "Also-. Jesus, that's a big moon."

...I look up to find the Moon, too, only to find it is, in fact, quite big. It isn't even full, either, the full moon was during the Ability Card incident which was... who knows how long ago now. A couple of days, at least.

Well, it is still partially full though, since it's only been a couple of days - or a week - since then. Moon doesn't just go poof like that. It has cycles. Weird cycles.

"...Moon big!" Yoshika helpfully adds on, looking directly up. That sounds like something Raiju would say.

"...Yeah. Yeah, moon big, pal, moon big." Raiju repeats, starting to get a dumb grin on his face. It is, in fact, something Raiju would say.

Whilst they do that, I opt to instead focus on the walk to the Human Village... The brisk night air's nice to feel, especially in spring... even if it's still chilly out at this time. Maybe I should buy a watermelon later, it's starting to get that time of the year, isn't it...?

 


 

We're getting close to the Human Village now. Our walk's been pretty uneventful, outside of the odd youkai, which-.

"I still think this thing's funny." Raiju holds up a mysterious object in the air a random youkai dropped when he scared it off. It's like a bright yellow orb, it shines and glows whenever he moves it around, sort of like a snowglobe. "It makes a funny noise, too."

"Don't hurt yourself with it." I shake my head. Seriously, when has messing around with unknown objects gone well for anyone? 

"Oh, chill." He pouts, spinning the orb on his finger. "All it does is glow and shine, not like-. Oi-."

I snatch it out of his hands before it does something bad, then bag it. "No. I'm not having something bad happen because of your stupidity, Raiju. I'm actually enjoying my night here."

"Daw. You're no fun." He slouches his shoulders.

"Um... Yeah, wait until later...?" Shinmy gives him a wry grin from my pocket. She's been riding on me there ever since I put her in my pocket. She's pocket-sized. Pocket inchling. She's soft.

Before long, we come up to the village gate. Strangely, there is no guard here. "...Is the village guard skimping on their duties?"

"Huh, when y'mention it, kinda is strange there's no guards here." Raiju looks around for a moment. "D-. Do we just open the gate by ourselves? Like, there's a crank there... and it's unmanned..."

"Go for it." I tell him, furrowing my brows a little. It's concerning that there's no guards on the gate at this time of night, but maybe they're preoccupied with something else...? Maybe-.

"Get her! Stop that fiend!" I hear a bunch of village guards shouting about something, and I look up just in time to see-

"Suck my nuts, the lot of you! Can't catch this magnificent specimen!" -Trish running around them and making them look like idiots. Oh. Yeah, that seems about right for her. I see Curo watching from some nearby rooftops in both shock and awe. 

"...Maybe that's why." Raiju peeks his head past the gate from the crank to see it. "Pffft."

"...Does she have nuts? Hazelnuts...? Peanuts? Cashews?" Yoshika does not know what Trish means by 'nuts'. Probably for the better she doesn't, either. 

"Y-." Raiju's about to speak, but decides against it. "...Yeah, sure, she has peanuts."

...I'm surprised he didn't tell her what Trish actually means by that. Then again, I'm right here, and so is Shinmy. There is a literal child present.

Slowly, the gate starts to open as Raiju starts to turn the crank. Once it's fully open, Raiju jams a log he just created into the wheel to stop it from closing on us as we step in. "Damn thing's as stiff as Yoshika's bones."

"...My bones're stiff!" Yoshika smiles like a dope. Good for her.

"Y-Yeah, um, okay..." Shinmy doesn't know how to respond as we casually walk in to the village.

"Honestly, I'm not too sure whether or not we just leave that gate open." Raiju tilts his body a little to look at the gate behind us. "Considering the fact it also allows the average youkai to just up and walk in here, maybe I should leave it open. Gate security is important."

"...Mmm." I pocket my hands, trying to recall where Mizuchi told us to meet her. Actually, didn't Mizuchi just specify the village in general?

...Maybe we should avoid the posse of guards chasing my sister, though. Especially considering they might recognise Raiju from earlier and start chasing him around too. Then we wouldn't get anywhere with this.

"This way." I start walking down a back alley. Raiju looks in confusion to me and gestures to the horde of guards with his hands, but then figures wasting our time is not important, following me instead of doing whatever he was thinking of doing. Yoshika also hops along, as she has been doing ever since we left the temple...

Also, I'm guessing that if any guard saw Yoshika, they'd probably freak out as to why there's a jiang shi with us.

It's... really quiet in the village otherwise, though. When we head further and further away, there's no villagers around, meaning they're all either at home or asleep. But it's so quiet, to the point it's like somebody died out here. I don't like it. I'm able to hear myself think loudly, and I don't like that.

"...Bloody hell, bit quiet, innit?" Raiju also picks up on that. "...Somethin' happened, or whatever...?"

"Who knows...?" I bite my lip. Admittedly, I'm a little nervous if it's this quiet. What if something bad's going on and we don't realise it...?

"It's like the graveyard at all times of day!" Yoshika speaks up. "...But it's quiet there because it's normally quiet. It feels kinda weird here though."

"That, and because the graveyard has a wendigo living in, as well as guarding, it." I speak up about Retakoe again. I'm imagining the premise of a terrifyingly tall, slender wendigo would keep people out of the cemetery...

"...Yeah. But the village to be this quiet isn't right." Raiju looks around. "Sure, maybe some nights, but even then, it shouldn't be this quiet, there'd at least be some villagers on the main roads."

"Y-You, um, actually might have a point." Shinmy speaks up. She seems nervous too, tucking into my pocket a little with only her eyes and bowl peeking out. "I've been to the village a few times before, m-mostly to look around and get my bearings, and because nobody notices me since I'm, um... so small, but... it's never this quiet. Never."

Something comes to my mind. What Dezain warned me about before, regarding the village... "Hasn't that serial killer been going around here lately? The Wrathful, or whatever they were called...?"

"O~h, yeah, that." Raiju scratches his chin. "Maybe they've been, uh, y'know, killing. Again."

"...T-That...?" Shinmy whines a little. "Oogh... I don't wanna think about that..."

"I'll protect you if anything bad happens." I manifest Aegis on my arm, looking around. "I promise."

"O-Okay..." She sniffles a little.

"Strange seeing you be the older sibling here." Raiju raises a brow.

"Hah, as if you'd be any better at it than I am." I give him a casual grin, dismissing Aegis just as quick as I summoned it.

"...Fair point!" The idiot nods slowly, shutting up. I still wonder why he has that harness on and what it's for...

"I put that on him." Suddenly, Okina's voice projects itself in my head. Wait, what? You put that on him? How? "I was watching the entire time and I noticed you two were about to split. So, as any good person would do, I saved you a major headache of keeping track of him later. That harness prevents him from leaving the same general area you're in. You're in the village right now, yes? He can't leave the village as long as you don't want to leave. He's forced to stay near you, more or less."

Oh... Thanks, that does save me a lot of trouble, actually. Does it have any other properties to it, or is it just to keep him near me?

"...It jolts and slows danmaku that grazes it. It's a defensive tool and a restraint at the same time." Okina elaborates a little. Ah. I see.

...Thanks for at least letting me know, door mom.

"...Don't call me that." She says that, but I swear she isn't against being called it either. "I can get why you'd call me that, but... don't. It's awkward."

Ah, right, it's probably awkward for you to be called that, considering you're a sage...

"Mmm. And Yakumo'd never let me hear the end of it, either, as would Satono and Mai." Okina chuckles. Fair enough. "In any case, I'll leave you to yourself now. Stay safe, would you?"

...I'll try.

With that, I feel her presence leave my head. I also partially wonder as to how she can do that so easily, talking to me telepathically like that, and on such short notice, too. Then again, she might have a backdoor into my mind, so... hmm.

We keep walking down the backstreets of the village some more. The further in we go, the quieter it gets. I don't like it. Not one bit.

"I would've expected to at least see someone but, uh..." Raiju scratches his cheek. "S'deader than a doornail, this place. Nah, actually, s'deader than Yoshika."

...Why's he making so many references to Yoshika being a zombie? I know it's not wrong, but still. 

"And I'm dead! I think." Yoshika looks to the side in confusion. Wh-. She thinks she's dead? "...I forgot."

"Aw." Raiju nods. "You forgor."

"...No? I forgot." Surprisingly, Yoshika does not repeat what he said, instead correcting him. "Not 'forgor'."

"Pfuh-." Raiju jerks his body forward a little in surprise. "O-Okay, damn, nevermind then."

"...You had that coming." Shinmy, surprisingly, speaks up about that. I think she's starting to get done with Raiju's... being, which is surprising.

"Hey, guys!" Suddenly, a familiar face appears in front of us. It's Raiko, floating down from above with one leg crossed over the other, hands in her pockets. "Okay, good, so I'm not late... Uh... Is M-..."

...Slowly, the tsukumogami turns her eyes to Yoshika, then blinks. "...Who's that?"

"She's friendly." I gesture to Yoshika. "Extra help I found."

"Oh. Okay." Raiko nods at this, somehow buying that.

"I'm friendly!" Yoshika repeats again. "...I'm mostly just following him around and helping him though."

"...Yeah, friendly." I rest one hand on Yoshika's shoulder, immediately realising how stiff to the touch she is. I-. I swear I can feel at least two bones without having to press down that hard. Zombies are weird...

"Even if she is a literal rotting corpse." Raiju nods as if there wasn't something wrong he just said.

"O~... kay?" Raiko only blinks in confusion, then focuses on me. "Anyway, uh, where's... you know who?"

"Right here, actually." Mizuchi speaks up from behind us. I turn, then spot her. Oh. "I was following you guys the entire time, but I wasn't sure if that jiang shi was here with you to help or not. But, at least, now I know she is. So... I guess we can get on with this plan of ours then."

...The vengeful spirit doesn't seem to be against Yoshika's presence here. I wonder why. Then again, maybe it's because I have Yoshika under control. 

...And she doesn't know who Seiga is. Maybe it's that, too.

"Ah. Mizuchi." I turn to her, crossing my arms. "What's the plan, then?"

"Yes, my stupid ass would like to be filled in, too." Raiju nods repeatedly, as if that helps.

"Alright. Here's the score." Mizuchi claps her hands together, but doesn't make any noise since, well, she's a ghost. Ghosts don't have physical bodies. "Since yesterday, we've got everything we need in order to go ahead with what I have planned. But first, I need to ask you guys something. Have all of you ever felt like life in Gensokyo is imbalanced? Unjust for the minority? That the order established here is, as one might put it, unnatural?"

Why's she asking this...? Maybe it's to gauge whether or not we'd go along with it. I mean, I have to, since this concerns Hell as much as it does Gensokyo.

"Um... I've always felt everybody always looks down on me..." Shinmy mulls the question over for a moment. "People make fun of me sometimes, or treat me like some... thing..."

"...Uh-huh. I see." Mizuchi nods in consideration of this, then looks at Raiko. "You're doing this because of the lack of tsukumogami in Gensokyo as a whole, right?"

"Yep. More tsukumogami, of any kind, the better, I say." Raiko grins, snapping her fingers a few times.

"Good, good, that's good." Then, she trails her gaze over to Raiju. "You?"

"...I hate orderly things." Raiju scratches his chin. "That and I just want to raise as much chaos as possible at any given moment, so, y'know. I think starting a literal revolution might be a good way to do that."

"Sounds about right, given who you are." Mizuchi's eyes then shift to Yoshika. "...Okay, what about you? I have no idea about you, corpse, since you're new here."

"Me? U~m..." Yoshika gives the question a good old think-over. Her eyes dip in and out of focus a few times, before she nods. "I just want more friends! Nobody wants to be my friend, because they think I'm scary."

"...As good a reason as any, I guess. Don't worry, by the end of this, you'll get the friends you want, zombie." Lastly, she looks at me. "Then we have you. What do you think about this, huh?"

Do... I want to be honest, or not? U~h... I don't honestly know. "...Having seen the village first-hand, I'd argue life is pretty imbalanced here. Humans're stuck, whilst the youkai outside of the village walls dominate and control them, scaring them. I don't think I'd like to live like that, in constant fear of those around me. I know of some youkai who're friendly to humans, but they're far and few between. I'd... like more of those types of youkai, if possible... For the sake of peace."

"Who the hell gave you the model answer?" Mizuchi snorts, but shakes her head, clutching the other end of her handcuff tightly in one hand. "Still, that's the best reason you've given me for helping out with this. Well, rest assured that tonight, all of those fears of yours will be no more. Nobody will look down upon us, we will topple this unnatural order set in place so long ago, and prevail as revolutionaries of the new order! We are the catalysts of change!"

Mizuchi wants to change Gensokyo's order...? I'm not going to lie, she does actually have a valid point if that's her motivations, to balance things out a little. Giving humans the little boost they need to be able to hold their own...

"But, to get peace, today, we must fight for it." Mizuchi starts grinning, then starts laughing chaotically. "Now then! For this, we need to split into two groups. Group one will handle the more technical part of this plan. Group two will handle the more physical parts. Group one consists of me, her-" She points at Shinmy with a pale finger, then me. "-and you. Everyone else, you're group two."

"Oh." Raiko blinks, then tilts her head. "...So what're we doing exactly...?"

"Simple, really. Those two'll come with me to where the villagers keep most of their tools. Storage sheds and what-not." Mizuchi looks at the drummer, then passes the giant cuff she's holding in one hand into the other hand, then back, then forth again, producing a stack of photos from her pocket. Wait, where'd she get photos from? "You guys, what you need to do is simple. I need you guys to be on the lookout for any village guards, guardians, or those stupid vigilantes in red. Split up across the village if you need to cover more ground, but stay hidden Here. Use these photos for reference, should help you identify who to look out for."

With that, she passes Raiko the photos, with Raiju and Yoshika leaning over to get a look at them. Raiko's the first to speak, furrowing her brows. "Oh, so these guys're who we're looking out for...?"

"...Huh." Raiju seems like he recognises a few of the pictures. "I've met a few of these guys before."

"They're common to see around the village, yet, I don't know if they'll be around tonight. Better safe than sorry, anyway, if we want this to go smoothly." Mizuchi starts floating away into the main areas of the village, gesturing for me to follow her. "Now then, we need to go before somebody finds us. And we wouldn't want them to, say, get hung and choke to death, hmm? You three, stay in the same general location to us, but not too close so people don't get suspicious."

That's... weirdly graphic. The worst part is, I think what Mizuchi is trying to say is that she could definitely hang and choke somebody to death using her handcuffs. They do seem big enough to do that...

Ech, that's put the thought of being choked by them in my head now. Good lord, that'd actually be brutal... It's like a noose, but worse as in it might kill somebody faster.

...That, and I don't want somebody to die, so I start following Mizuchi into the main streets of the village quickly, as the three behind us start splitting up. Raiko and Yoshika fly to different areas of the village, with Raiko flying overhead at one point, whilst Raiju dashes around in the background like a lunatic.

In a short time, me, Mizuchi, and Shinmy come up to a shack. Mizuchi floats through the wall and-

Click! Shoof.

The door clicks then slides open, revealing Mizuchi confidently gesturing to a bunch of tools. "Here. First place to hit. Okay, so here's what I want to happen. You, small girl, that mallet of yours can make tsukumogami come to be, right?"

"...Um... Yeah. Why?" Shinmy tilts her head, not getting the message.

"What I want you to do is make as many of these tools as you can into tsukumogami." Mizuchi gives her very easy instructions, then she focuses on me. "As for you, uh... You can create things, right? What about objects like these?"

"I can..." I summon Aegis, then shift it to Aegis-Creation. Toeiji appears somewhere behind us, standing guard vigilantly. "These tools though?"

They look like fishing rods and... farming tools. Like pitchforks and shovels and... yeah. 

"Yes. I want you to make as many modern versions of these as you can." Mizuchi tells me what she wants me to do here. Oh. That... should be easy enough?

I haven't had much experience making complicated objects, but... it shouldn't be too hard either. If I can tap into elements at will, I should be able to make modern versions of these tools with enough effort... "I'll see what I can do."

"Good. Now let's begin. We've got a long night of this ahead of us. Chop chop." Mizuchi orders us to begin, starting to float out of the shack. "As for me, I'll keep an eye out around here. If it gets dangerous, well, I'll let you know."

With that, she leaves the shack properly, going mostly invisible as she stands outside, whilst I step in. Shinmy hops out of my pocket onto my shoulder, the Miracle Mallet in her hands. 

...I look to her. "You sure you're up for this?"

"Y-Yeah. I said I'd help you." Shinmy gives me a reassuring yet confident smile. "I dunno what price the Miracle Mallet'll give us for something like this, but... it should be okay. I think."

"If you say so." I pat her on the head gently. "Go get 'em, Shinmy."

"Okay! Mallet... transfo~rm!" Hopping into the air, Shinmy raises the mallet as it starts glowing and gathering energy, then slams it down onto the ground around the tools-.

Shi~ng!

A bright light emanates from inside of the shack. I have to close the door before it alerts anybody too drastically.

...Some of the tools begin glowing as I start focusing on creating more modern versions of the tools...

"Whe~whee... Damn, who hit the darn lights, eh...?" Somebody appears next to one of the pitchforks. It's a brown-haired boy with brown silver eyes, in... farmer's clothes. "S'too early in t'mornin' fer all this..."

"It's the middle of the night..." A mellowed voice speaks from beside some of the fishing rods as a lot of clothed people start appearing in here. The one who spoke is a blue-haired, blue-eyed woman in a fisherman's outfit, fit with a yellow coat and everything.

Um. This is way too many people for one tool shed to contain, I think...!

Quickly, I open the door to step out as to not get crushed by the sudden appearance of so many tsukumogami at once. Some tsukumogami start picking up the tools they came from and step outside, too.

...I count about thirty tsukumogami here, after they all come out.

"...Huh." Mizuchi appears beside us again. "That was fast. Okay, where're the modern tools."

"I'm working on it." I take a look at what all of the tsukumogami are holding. Mostly pitchforks, fishing rods, shovels, but also some rakes and hoes. Hoes as in the farming tool, by the way.

"Alright. Good. Okay, so..." Mizuchi clears her throat loudly, getting the attention of the tsukumogami. "Alright, each and every one of you! Today, you've been freed from your chains of being nothing more than mere tools! From this day onwards, you are free to do as you please! But! In order for you to not run out of energy, you will need to wait for a moment as my accomplice here will produce far better versions of the tools you once were for you to use and draw energy from the Outside World!"

"Huh? Really? Wait, we were tools?" This clueless-looking, black-haired shovel tsukumogami looks around in confusion.

"...I think so." A grey-haired tsukumogami holding a bucket speaks up, sounding confused herself. "I mean, um, I like this bucket."

"...Cool, good fer ya." That brown-haired boy from before chuckles a bit, spinning the pitchfork in his hands. "But ma~n, we were tools all this time, eh? Gosh darn, s'a bit of a shocker t'learn that, don'tcha think guys?"

"What even is life?!" A yellow-haired tsukumogami holding a fishing rod starts having an existential crisis. Oh no. "Am I even real...?!"

"Hey, hey, you're real..." That blue-haired tsukumogami from before softly reassures the one having a mental breakdown. Um. I should really make these tools.

Taking a deep breath, I envision the tools of each and every tsukumogami here, then... um... maybe... better, more efficient, stronger, and durable versions of what they're already using...? 

Clicluclacluclicliclink-. Bam-.Bang, clink clang-.

I open my eyes in an instant to see about thirty tools in front of me in a pile, breathing heavily with exhaustion. "T-There's the tools, that... took a lot out of me."

"Good." Mizuchi reaches into her pocket, then pulls out some talismans, slapping one on each and every tool. "Now with that out of the way. You lot! Take these tools so your energy does not run out, as with these sets of tools, you will be able to draw the magical energy produced by tools just like you outside of Gensokyo!"

"Huh? Uh... Okay, ma'am." The brown-haired pitchfork tsukumogami walks over and takes a modern pitchfork. "Hot damn-. This thing's sweet! S'better than m'old self! Oi, guys, get a load a' these things!"

...They seem to like them. I hear various sounds of awe and intrigue as the tsukumogami move over and pick up their new, upgraded tools, examining them closely like crows to shiny objects.

"...This is actually going better than I thought." Mizuchi admits from beside me. "Huh."

"It is?" I glance at her in confusion.

"Yeah, I expected some of them to at least question this, but... Oh well." Shrugging the vengeful spirit clears her throat again. "Okay, okay, cool, you're all alive and have your stuff. Good for you. Next up, make your way out of this village, and don't get seen by any people wearing armour. Otherwise, that'd be bad for you. Uh..." She looks around, then eyes the brown-haired pitchfork tsukumogami. "You. What's your name?"

"M'name...?" He thinks about it, hand to his mouth. "...Dunno anythin' 'bout a name missy, but, ah, if I had t'choose one fer m'self, it'd be Gonbee Yamada."

Gonbee Yamada. The literal definition of a Japanese John Doe.

"Sure, Gonbee, take this, and guide literally everybody to the place marked on it." Mizuchi produces a map, then tosses it to the youkai, who catches it with his other hand.

He then opens it, eyes it for a moment, before nodding. "Y'got it, ma'am. Alright, fellas, this way! Follow me!"

With that, all of the tsukumogami started moving away from here, following Gonbee, muttering some words of confusion and excitement over suddenly being alive to each other. Huh. Interesting.

...Is making a youkai that easy?

"...They're funny." Shinmy comments, watching the ensemble of tools leave the street, taking care not to be seen by any randomly roaming villagers.

"And they listen to orders, which is good, considering the fact we brought them to life." Mizuchi starts grinning deviously, seeming confident in the success of her plans. "Though, not all the tsukumogami're gonna be like that. Some might threaten us. In which case, let me handle those. I'll 'politely convince them' to help us out, if you get what I mean."

Oh. By that, she means she's going to use violence. Um. Not too sure how to feel about that. "...Okay?"

"Anyways." She grins at me. "How're you holding up then, huh? Feel like you're able to pump out more tools?"

"I'm a bit... out of breath, but..." I take a deep breath, then breathe out, clearing my head a little. "It's... not too hard to make the tools. At least."

"You're out of breath because you're not used to using magic just yet. Then again, you're an outsider, so I think your body's still acclimating to Gensokyo's magic. Took me a while before I was able to figure out how to use magic, too. Takes a few months at most, couple of weeks at least." Mizuchi shrugs, before pulling out a suspicious-looking glass vial filled with... some kind of blue liquid. It's sealed with a cork. Is... that what I think it is? "Drink this. Arcane potion. Should give you a boost in regards to using magic for a little while."

"Where'd you get this?" I take the bottle and eye it for the moment.

"You'd be surprised how easy it is to steal things from shops inside and outside of the village." Mizuchi reveals this is an illicitly-gained item. Oh. That figures. "Then again, I know what I steal half the time, since I'm good at it. And it's not like people can stop or corner me either. In fact, it's literally impossible to stop me at all."

"...Oh." I decide to pop open the cork by flicking it with my thumb and down it. I-. "Blegh-. It tastes awful... Like... I just tasted raw electricity."

"...Are you alright?" Shinmy asks me, looking a little concerned. I give her a reassuring thumbs up, not responding, but she gets the message at least. "O-Oh, um, that's good."

"Yeah, they do suck the first time you drink one, but your body gets used to it, believe me." The ghost snorts at my reaction, finding it amusing, before going to drift away again. "You'll be fine though. Now c'mon, we got stuff to do, the both of you."

 


 

I've lost count of how many tool sheds Mizuchi took us to and how many tsukumogami we've made exist so far. I've lost track of time, too. Has it been an hour, or something? Mizuchi went so fast I got exhausted each time we went to a new shed, and the aggressive tsukumogami, well, Mizuchi did exactly as she said she was going to do. 'Politely convince them'. 

By that, I mean she literally choked them with her handcuffs until they agreed to help us. I think that... also doubled as a message to the rest of the tsukumogami to fall in line as well. I don't know how many tools I've made with Aegis-Creation, but I think I'm getting the hang of it now.

...Each time I got exhausted, Mizuchi forced me to down another one of those 'arcane potions'. They still taste awful, but less than the first time. She wasn't lying about the taste getting better over time. It tastes more like TV static now if anything. If... that even has a taste.

...I'm starting to get sick of drinking so many potions now. My body does not feel right at all. Like it's... all over the place.

But... at least this doubles as training for using my ability. To... create. The ability to create essences and elements. I think it's better to just call it the ability to create absolutely anything now though, considering how I can make tools people use with ease.

Currently, we're moving on to 'the last tool shed' as Mizuchi dubbed it. Raiko, Raiju, and Yoshika've chimed in every now and then with who they have and haven't seen around the village. They've seen Keine around the village a whole bunch, the same going for Silia, as well as somebody called Atriox and another person called Akaruimirai. Strangely, Meira seems to be going around the village, too. Raiju decided to mess around with her, as he does, before running and hiding somewhere.

What's weirder, though, is that Raiko said she saw 'two masked people dressed in all-crimson'. Mizuchi seemed like she knew exactly who they were, so I'm probably right in assuming those two are the Crimson Mist I've been hearing about. The fact they're in the village, too...

What's stranger, one thing that was consistent with everything the three reported to us, was that everybody they did see seemed strangely agitated. As if they were expecting something - or someone - to show their face in the village. It's odd. Maybe that explains the presence of the Crimson Mist, too.

"...I still don't like how quiet the village is." Mizuchi speaks up, looking around. "Normally, I'm all for places being quiet like this when I'm trying to do something, but it's seriously like somebody died out here."

"Yeah. I don't like it either..." Nervously, I start looking at places people would hide in. "I think it might have something to do with that Wrathful person going around at the minute, but..."

"Oh, that freak butchering good people up?" Mizuchi raises a brow. Wait, what? "Could be them when you bring it up."

"Butchering?" I dwell on her word choice. "That's... a specific word to use, Mizuchi."

"You haven't seen the Wrathful's 'works of art', as they dub it?" Mizuchi blinks at me in confusion. "Look, to put it simply, they aren't pretty at all, they even make me disgusted, which says something. They deliberately kill and butcher people in the village to create 'elaborate works of art that double as crimes'. Reason why they do it, apparently, is to 'balance the injustices'. They think they're doing good, when they really aren't. Everyone thinks it's a girl doing the killing though, which is weirder."

"...H-Hmh." I gag a little, and feel like throwing up, but decide against it, actively fighting the urge to do so which is a first for me. "T-That's... something, I guess...?"

"You don't like the gore, huh. Figures." Mizuchi chuckles darkly. Shinmy's just stayed quiet with this really awful grimace on her face as we've talked. "Don't worry though. I don't leave people behind. Or, well, people who're still useful to me, at least."

"How reassuring." I jokingly remark on how Mizuchi treats others. 

"Ah, relax. You two're infinitely more useful to me than anybody else in this little 'posse' of ours." Mizuchi 'reassures' us. I'm not sure if that's reassuring, endearing, or insulting. "That drum tsukumogami's only in this since it's a mutually beneficial arrangement, and the other two are only here because of you."

"...Really?" Shinmy sounds like she doubts Mizuchi.

"Yeah. Really. Why, you don't believe me?" Mizuchi cocks a brow at the inchling. "That Raiju guy's goddamn annoying and, simply put, a giant horse's ass."

"...That's not a wrong description to make." I grin a little. "Seriously, you have no idea how annoying he can be."

"Considering the fact I just so happened to overhear him shouting drunken profanities at the moon yesterday evening, I'm sure he kept a lot of people up. So you tell me." Laughing, the ghost flicks her cuff open and closed a few times.

As we talk about Raiju's annoying nature, we finally come up to the last tool shed. Finally... The last one, after this, I can go home to a nice, warm bed, and have a good night's sleep... Hopefully...

The moment we approach though-.

"G-Gfuh-." Some guy suddenly sprints out of a nearby alley. It's... a village guard. He's clutching his neck for some reason. "R-Run! S-She's here, she's-."

Thwick! Shink!

"G~Graaa~h...!" A pair of scissors fly out from behind him and... embeds itself into his neck. The guard's eyes go wide, before he slumps over, dead.

"...Okay. What the actual fuck." Mizuchi turns to stare at the now-dead guard.

"M-Mgh!" Shinmy seems terrified at the sight of this. I slightly am, too.

"Oh, what a pity..." An oddly calm yet... slightly familiar voice comes out from the nearby alley, where the guard just ran out of. I notice a trail of blood behind him, then note the pairs of scissors stuck to his legs. In vital areas, like the back of his knee, ankles, spine, and a lot more. It's... amazing he was even able to run, but then again, adrenaline does crazy things.

And... right as I was happy to finally be done with this... "W-What the hell..."

"O~ho? More canvases... Today must truly be a lucky day for me after all." Somebody emerges from the alley, humming a slightly sinister tune to themselves.

It's... a woman with short, pale green hair and glaring golden eyes. There's blood in her hair, but she doesn't seem to care about it. Her attire is... something else entirely. It seems so plain yet sinister at the same time...

She's wearing a puffy, short-sleeved shirt covered in speckles of blood, some speckles old and others new, an apron stained with blood, and... jeans. Jeans. Why jeans, I have no clue. They're also cut in some places and covered in blood.

"No, seriously, what the fuck." Mizuchi looks between the dead guard and this woman repeatedly. "Tonight was going just fine, too..."

"Was it, now? That must be a shame. For you." Their eerily calm voice sends shivers down my spine.

I start breathing rapidly and heavily, with Aegis shifting to Aegis-Strand because of my fight or flight instinct going off right now. I'm getting seriously bad vibes from her. "W-Who are you? What do you want?"

"Who am I? Hmm, I suppose that is a good question indeed." The woman places a finger to her mouth, getting an eerily sinister grin. Despite being a woman, she looks so... masculine. Which is weird. "Who would I be? Yes, yes, that sounds quite right. I am the one who repurposes rotten art into beautiful canvases... Or, perhaps you may better know me as the aptly-named Wrathful."

...Wait...! This is the Wrathful?! They're... really intimidating! The fact they're so calm is one thing, but they don't even seem bothered that Mizuchi is there, who's a ghost.

"Oh, so you're that asshat." Mizuchi starts glaring. "Go away before I make you. We're unchangeable."

"Hmm~? That simply won't do now, will it...? Canvases that can't be painted over are of no use to me... Such a shame, truly. Not." The Wrathful starts grinning, pulling out a pair of scissors, licking her lips a little. "Now, who will be first, I wonder~?"

"N-No! I don't wanna, I don't wanna~...!" Shinmy starts whining in terror.

Their eyes travel between me, Mizuchi, and Shinmy repeatedly. The Wrathful looks like she's finding joy in Shinmy's terror. What a sick person... "One, two, three... Are you ready for me~? Four, five, six... You'll cross the River Styx~..."

Is-. Is she singing? Wait, the River Styx... Isn't that a river in the afterlife?

"Seven, eight, nine..." She's not stopping her little ditty either. "...Your lives will be mine."

"...Now you're just being creepy." Mizuchi raises her handcuff threateningly. "You wanna die instead?"

"Me? Dying? Oh, how preposterous. I've already cheated death once already and, unlike you who has died, I did so successfully." The Wrathful laughs at Mizuchi's threat. "And what is that utensil supposed to do to me? You'll find out quite quickly I am not one to be easily felled, spirit."

"Oh yeah? Prove it!" Mizuchi gets ready to fight her.

...The Wrathful begins walking towards us slowly at Mizuchi's threat. There's this odd stride in her step, like she's being unpredictable. "Hm, hm. Struggle all you want, one snip is all it takes, and your lives are as good as mine for the taking. Hahahah... The act of giving life and taking it... Akin to creation and destruction..." 

Creation and destruction?

She's walking towards Mizuchi first. "You. I think I'll make you stay dead this time, ghost."

"Good luck with that." The vengeful spirit starts laughing confidently. "You can't hurt what's already dead."

"Physically, no. But spiritually-" The Wrathful lunges towards Mizuchi and-

Snip!

"-I can do anything to you." They finish, seeming particularly smug with themselves.

T-... They just cut some of Mizuchi's hair off. The ghost freezes for a moment, then looks at the hair that just got cut off as it fades from existence. "...Okay, what the fuck?! That's a first!"

In retaliation, Mizuchi grabs the chain of her handcuff and starts swinging it around, before-.

Bang!

"Gah-." She hit the Wrathful square in the jaw with her handcuff, bruising their face. "...Pftuh. A lucky shot."

I take a somewhat defensive stance as their eyes turn to me next. Are... they going in order of people present...?

In the next instant, she charges me after Mizuchi, confusing the spirit. "What?! Hey, dumbass, your fight's with me, not him!"

"Be quiet, art is a delicate process." As the Wrathful's charging me, they throw a couple of splayed scissors in Mizuchi's direction, making the ghost quickly move to dodge instead of intercepting like she was originally intending on doing.

This also made me realise that I need to defend myself, so I-

"Whahaha?!" -grab Shinmy from my shoulder and toss her into the air. She gets the message and starts flying up there for safety, as I move to block the Wrathful's atta-.

Shink!

"Ngh...!" They-. They stabbed me in the shoulder despite the fact I was blocking where they were going to attack me with Aegis...! "W-What-. How-...?"

"Your body is weak... Fragile. I can fix that. yes, I can fix that quite well..." The Wrathful quickly takes the opportunity to-

Shishishink!

A-Aaaah! O-Oh, god, is this what getting stabbed feels like?! They just stabbed me with four pairs of scissors in four different locations! My stomach, my right leg, my side, and my left arm...! That's where they bloody stabbed me!

D-Damn it...! Ow! It hurts! A lot! The pain's unimaginable and-... Oh, boy, that's blood. I'm losing blood. O-Ow. F-... Fuua~h... It's so bad it's making me want to swear...!

"Y-Ye~s! That face! That face of pure, sheer agony, that's what I like in my art specimens!" The Wrathful firmly grasps my face, then gazes into my eyes with a... look of lust...? "You... You shall be my finest piece... of..."

...Slowly, they start to gain a look of terror as they stare into my eyes. "A-A~hhh?! Those eyes, that face, no, no no no! Bad face! Bad art piece! Bad everything! Bad, bad bad bad!"

Suddenly, they leap off of me, kicking me to the floor which-

"F-Fuh-." -only makes my pain worse... It's like... I got kicked by a horse then stabbed in very painful locations.

"Rajime!" Mizuchi seems... very strangely... peeved off right now. O-Or, maybe that's the delirium talking... and I'm seeing things... because wo~w the stars sure are bri~ght in the sky~... "What the actual hell is wrong with you?!"

"N-Nuooo~h...!" The Wrathful... sounds like they're having a mental breakdown, of... some kind...? I-I think it's because they saw my face... "Bad face! Face type of face that I was told never to cut, never to alter! V-Very bad, big sister will be upset, yes, very upset indeed...! Need to fix mistake, must fix mistake! Or big sister very upset! Angry, even!"

"Damn it-. Hang in there!" Mizuchi floats near to me. I... I can feel her hand on my face, despite the fact she's a ghost... It's weird... "What the hell do you mean 'big sister', you freak?! You have siblings like you or something?!"

"N-No! Big sister nothing like me! I fix what she dares not to touch! N-Nngh..." The Wrathful really doesn't sound like they're having a... good time right now... "M-Must fix, must absolutely amend-."

"Hold it right there! You've terrorised these people enough!" Somebody shouts from above. There's tears welling up in my eyes. And, um, everything's... hazy... "Begone, Wrathful, before we cut you down here and now!"

"Yeah! Stop bothering them and go away!" Somebody else shouts from nearby. I weakly look over to see two people dressed in... all crimson. One looks like a walking... strawberry... man... He has a katana in a sheath... The other looks like a... young girl in the same... type of outfit... with some kind of black weapon...? It looks like... a needle, of some kind... Some kind of big needle...

"Y-You two~?!" The Wrathful roars in terror, before very loudly scampering away. "T-This is a fluke, I tell you! A mere fluke! I shall finish my art again!"

"Damn it... We weren't able to stop her this time." One groans, sounding really annoyed.

"Yeah... But at least we stopped 'em from killing two people." The other tries to lighten the mood... 

...

Everything hurts~...

"I suppose so." The man reflects, before sighing. "More importantly..."

I vaguely watch the two walk over to where... me and Mizuchi are. I feel myself dipping in and out of consciousness constantly, so it's hard to... focus right now...

"You-." The man seems to recognise Mizuchi. He's masked, but... his voice sounds... slightly familiar, too, just like the Wrathful's. In fact, so does the girl with him... "Aren't you Miyadeguchi? What the hell are you doing here...?"

"Oh, you know, doing things with a friend, because I have friends. And then my friend gets stabbed." Mizuchi sounds really angry right now. "So what the hell do you think, you walking strawberry?"

"You two're... friends?" For some reason, the guy seems to doubt this. "...If you say so. Uh... I'd recommend getting him to Eientei as soon as possible. Those wounds look bad, especially considering the Wrathful only strikes vital points."

"...Do you think I can carry a person. I'm a ghost, if you didn't realise." Mizuchi points that fact out...

"...Alright, fine. Hey, Red, you mind taking him then? You'd be able to get there the fastest out of any of us." The guy looks to his female cohort.

"Okay!" I feel myself suddenly being lifted up by this so-called... 'Red', before being shot off into the air... My senses start to... leave me a little...

...

 


Meanwhile... (Chimata POV)

 

...

He's... late back. Again. For two days in a row now... I know Rajime's a busy person, but I thought he would've put some time aside to come home...

"Worried about him, hm?" Tsumugi-san speaks up from nearby in the throne room of Liberty, reading a book of hers she wrote in the past. I, on the other hand, am sat at a table patiently waiting for Rajime to return from... whatever he's doing, with a bag filled with particular items and a large bottle beside said bag.

"...Yeah. Just a little." I decide to tell her.

Admittedly, I'm more than 'just a little' worried about him, but I know Rajime's strong and dependable... He'll be fine. I'm sure.

...But I do want him to come home. To me. I love him, and I know he feels the same way back, but... the fact he's constantly busy with other, more pressing matters is just really annoying to me personally.

That, and I went out of my way to treat him for when he did come back...

"I understand the shortbreads, but was the wine necessary?" Tsumugi-san speaks up on the contents I bought in preparation of this. "I don't recall Rajime mentioning he liked wine."

"Yes. Well, he doesn't like drinking alcohol, but..." I look to the side. "I'm sure he'd break that a little for me, considering it'd just be us two alone."

"...Mhm." Tsumugi-san closes her book, then looks over at me, raising a brow. "But, still, are you certain you wish to go through with this, Tenkyuu? What you're planning on suggesting to him just seems a little... how do you say, bold? Especially for somebody like you."

"W-What?" I double-take, slightly stunned she'd even say that. "Of course I am!"

...I want this moment to be special. When he comes home and gets to unwind again. I don't want anythin to get between us, I'll wait as long as I have to.

"...Hmm, your dedication certainly is admirable then, in any case." Tsumugi-san chuckles a little. "Fufufu~... Honestly, you two do make quite good partners. You both have mostly matching colours, personalities, and even similar preferences. It's as if you were meant to go together."

"Oh, don't say that." I look away, slightly embarrassed. "We're not that similar, Rajime's just somebody I've grown to hold in... really high regard, if anything. And he feels the same way, I'm sure."

"I'm aware." Placing her book down and crossing her legs, Tsumugi-san takes a sip from a cup of Sinsoul Tea she has nearby. "How long are you willing to wait, though? The last I peered in on what Rajime was doing, he seemed to be quite preoccupied with very pressing matters, regarding both Hell and Gensokyo."

"As long as he needs. I'll always be here." I look down for a moment, before frowning. "...Even if takes him a long time to come home."

"That's just further proof you're a good partner for him. That dedication you hold." Tsumugi-san smiles. I do, too, since I can tell she's trying to lighten the mood a little.

"You think so?" I can't help but awkwardly giggle a little, then decide to ask something myself. "As a matter of fact... Tsumugi-san, you know about me and Rajime, but what about you? Is there anybody you, well... you know... love, at all...?"

"Somebody I love...?" Tsumugi-san... pauses, then gives it some thought. "Love isn't... something that particularly interests me. I'm eternal as long as there's light and darkness, after all, I'd outlive any and all people I fall in love with, and I don't want to suffer constant heartbreaks, but..."

"But?" I catch onto that. "So there is somebody."

"Mmm." Tsumugi-san closes her eyes. "Not one. But two, rather."

Two? Having more than two people in a relationship is possible...?

Noticing my confused face, Tsumugi-san decides to elaborate. "The specific term for such a relationship like this is a polycule or a polyamory. A polygamy is for when the three or more participants in the relationship are, well, married to each other."

"Oh." I nod slowly, then tilt my head. "But who are they?"

"One is somebody you'd be familiar with. Shirogane." Tsumugi-san looks to the side, and sighs. Ah. Shirogane. Her. "...Be as unusual and confusing as she is, she has quite the sweet side to her, if you manage to crack her icy facade in the right ways. And, of course, I know how to do so quite well. Even if she lies about who she really is so often, I can see through those lies."

"...I don't like Shirogane. She lies too much for her own good." I shake my head. Then again, lying tends to be a common thing among foxes, doesn't it? Kudamaki is the same, that sly fox... I can tell who she got her inspiration from for lying and causing so much havoc.

"I suppose so, but even then, the other person tends to keep her in line." Grinning, the author rose a finger. "The other person I'm talking about, though, is Tamatsukuri. You know, the current head of the Tamatsukuri lineage, Misumaru, also doubling as Rajime's teacher at times. It's an odd three-way relationship between me, an immortal human, Shirogane, a nine-tailed fox youkai, and Tamatsukuri, a craftsman god."

"Tamatsukuri? Really?" I'm actually surprised to hear that she's bothered to get involved with such a relationship, let alone with somebody bothersome like Shirogane. Though, maybe she did it because of Tsumugi-san's involvement...?

I can't tell what it is with her, but then again, when has anyone ever been able to tell anything about other gods? I'm no exception, that much is true.

"Yes, Tamatsukuri. The same person who made the Hakurei yin-yang orbs." Tsumugi-san looks to her teacup, then to the book on her lap, before shrugging. "I suppose she's mostly in the relationship due to my involvement, though I do have the suspicion she does secretly like Shirogane to a degree. She just refuses to admit it, after all, Tamatsukuri can be quite stubborn like that."

"Mhm..." I don't know all that much about Tamatsukuri outside of Rajime considering her a friend and mentor, of some kind. "But don't you think-."

Pipi~!

Ah-! That's the phone I found a while ago, the one that lets me talk to others as much as I want! Is it Rajime?!

Not even wasting a second, I pull the device out from my coin pouch and intently look at it.

"Hm? What seems to be the matter?" Tsumugi-san comments on my sudden, abrupt change in attitude. "Ah, wait, I get it. You think Rajime messaged, didn't you? Those devices certainly are strange..."

"Yes! He could be coming home!" I quickly shift it to Harmony after some deft fiddling with it, then find I did, in fact, receive a message from him. Um... Multiple, actually, they seem... really frantic...? "It's from him, but... they seem odd."

"Do they now?" Tsumugi-san places her book beside her, then drifts out of her seat to approach me, taking care to avoid the lights in the throne room. "Let me see, too."

"Sure..." I furrow my brows slowly as I go to open the conversation. Rajime's not one to frantically message like this, so I wonder what happened...?

Rajime: "OKAY OKAY OKAY SO BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE LEMME JUST SAY THIS ISN'T RAJIME TALKING, IT'S RAIJU"

...Raiju? He's... not one to message. I know he and Rajime are now, erm, separate people, but... still.

Rajime: "AS FOR WHY I AM TALKING IN ALL CAPITALS, LIKE A CAPITALIST, THAT IS INTENTIONAL, BECAUSE A BIG BAD HAS HAPPENED CHIMATA!"

"What?!" My eyes widen a little as I can't contain my shock. What does he mean 'big bad'?! Why does he have to be so casual-sounding in tone all of the time?!

"Oh, dear." Tsumugi-san frowns. "Judging from your reaction, this seems quite bad..."

After a moment of what I presume is frantic typing-

Rajime: "RAJIME GOT STABBED MAN, HE GOT FREAKING STABBED MULTIPLE TIMES DUDE! MULTIPLE TIMES!"

...

W-... What? He... He got... injured...?

Rajime: "DAMN SERIAL KILLERS ARE INCONVENIENT WHEN YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO SHOW UP! BAD HAS HAPPENED! VERY INJURED RAJIME! I AM WORRIED BECAUSE I DO NOT KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO ME IF HE DIES AND UH. YEAH!"

"Serial killer...?" Tsumugi-san furrows her brows. "Does... he mean that 'Wrathful' person making rounds in the Human Village lately?"

"I hope not." I grimace, then decide to reply.

LunarRainbow: "Raiju, calm down. Where is he, right now? Where are you?"

Rajime: "Right, yeah, probably helps if I... don't freak out. Okay, okay, so, we're at Eientei right now. You know, that place smack dab in the middle of all that bamboo? There. Eirin, the doctor lady there who strikes me as oddly terrifying for some reason, is tending to him right now, mostly outta respect for our sister, Trish. Dunno what Trish did to get her respect, but I'm not complaining. Then again, it's also mostly because about six of us, not including Rajime, just stormed the hell into the lobby frantically and terrified Reisen, so... that's also there."

The bamboo forest. I turn to Aikido immediately. "Tsumugi-san, can you-?"

"Mmm. I can." Tsumugi-san sighs, waves her hand, and the book she was reading a moment ago gets swallowed into a pool of inky shadows, as does the tea she was drinking. "What a shame. I was hoping for a relaxing evening, if anything. Apparently not."

"...Thank you." I bow my head in appreciation. She's genuinely useful, but even outside of her abilities, she's a nice person to talk to. Not all shadows are bad.

And, after a moment, I decide to respond again.

LunarRainbow: "I'm on my way right now with Tsumugi-san. Just... stay put."

Rajime: "Chima, what the hell do you think I've been doing."

LunarRainbow: "...Causing general havoc for other people?"

Rajime: "...Okay, maybe I am terrorising some people, but still, I've stayed mostly in the same area."

LunarRainbow: "I figured. Alright, I'm coming over there right now."

With that, I quickly switch the device off and nod at Tsumugi-san, standing up and grabbing the bag I brought, as well as the wine bottle. At this rate, I'm going to need the wine for a more serious purpose...

"Very well. We'll be off then." Tsumugi-san quickly grasps onto me, and I feel ourselves sinking into a dark abyss...

Rajime, please, hang in there... I don't know what I'd do if I... lost you...

 


Later... (Rajime POV)

 

...

...

...

Ngh... Ow... Am... I alive? The last thing I remember before passing out is... getting stabbed. Multiple times. By the Wrathful. Then... I think the Crimson Mist showed up, I... I think? My head's fuzzy on that part, but... u~gh...

My head feels like it's being put through a carousel. It hurts, too, which... doesn't help. That, and it feels heavy. Like... really heavy.

My eyes're closed. I can feel a bleak, white light being shined down from above, which I... assume is a ceiling light.

...Am... I in Eientei? I think I am. Yeah... Yeah, I think I am. I can feel myself, so it's not like I'm a ghost... I can feel solid ground beneath me, too. Something soft, like... a hospital bed. Okay, so I am alive... somehow.

My body still aches in some places, which is also where I think I was stabbed with all those scissors. My gut, my right leg, my left arm, my ribs, and my shoulder... My, um, left shoulder.

...

I feel like crap. Hahahah. Man. I don't know why that's funny, I'm actually in excruciating pain.

...I suppose getting stabbed in vital areas does that to people. Causes hysteria, or something. I think Trish mentioned that to me a few times before.

...

I don't think I'm in my normal clothes. It's more like a hospital glown, judging from the texture. I'm very familiar with the types of clothes in... anywhere. And what fabric they use. In fact, I supplied local uniforms for police officers, hospital staff, firefighters, and a lot more, back outside. It was a little thing I did. I got paid for it, so... that's nice. And I was giving back to the local community, too. That's important.

...I decide to crack my eyes open a little, slowly moving my eyelids as to not get immediately blinded with light. I blink a few times, before finally opening my eyes fully, adjusting to the lighting of the room I'm in.

The lighting's bleak, but one look around tells me it's a... hospital room. Despite just being... unconscious, I feel tired. Today - if it even is still today - has been a very, very long day. And a very annoying one too.

...Mostly thanks to Raiju's stupidity, 'helping' Mizuchi, watching a guy die right in front of me, and then almost getting stabbed to death by a serial killer.

...All in the span of a normal day. I'm sure residents of Gensokyo'd call that a 'normal day', for some reason. I don't know why I think they'd say that, but Marisa or Reimu probably would.

Well, at least I know I'm in Eientei now. It has that same hospital vibe it had when I was last here, which was... surprisingly long ago, now that I think about it.

...I'm dressed in a blue hospital gown, as I expected when I could only feel the material. I look my body over for a moment and try to move. It's hard to move, but I'm able to nudge my legs around, whilst being able to move my arms freely. Okay, that's... that's good. I felt whatever they touched, too, so I'm not dead. Obviously.

The room itself seems like a far more private hospital room. I note some chairs beside my bed, to the left, with nobody sat in them. Ah. Okay. I do note a few... items that seem to have been left for me, when I woke up. A couple of notes and odd items attached to them, or perhaps the other way around.

...I don't focus on them for now, instead looking around the hospital room for a moment in silence, recollecting my thoughts for a moment.

Then, I rub my head a little. "Ugh... Ow, that sucked."

"...'Sucked' is putting it lightly." A familiar voice speaks up from nearby. I look over elsewhere and see Eirin, who I swear I didn't see before. She has a facial mask on that covers her mouth, as well as gloves. Like a doctor typically tends to wear after a surgery or something.

...Mostly to not infect a patient via cross-contamination. Eirin knows her stuff, since, well, she's a literal doctor.

"How bad was it?" I ask her, raising a brow. The aches and pains are starting to subside a little. 

"...To put it bluntly? You were literally on the cusp of death." Eirin points out. Oh. That bad, then, huh. "You don't seem bothered to hear that."

"That's probably because I know what the afterlife's like. I've been there. Only to Hell, though." I fold my arms, thinking for a moment. "I'm... assuming it took you a bit of effort."

"Surprisingly, it didn't. You were stabbed in several vital areas, yes, like your stomach, kidney, and even the area that allows your right leg and left arm to function as they do. You would've been unable to move either of those two limbs at all for several days until you fully recovered, but you were lucky that no real lasting damage was done to your body. I suppose having that purified lily and lotus helped your recovery speed up by quite the large margin, but still." Eirin elaborates about my condition at the moment. Oh, so I fully recovered... That's nice.

...I suppose Kenko and Zoka doing their job also helps. Junko literally had them given to me for situations like this, didn't she?

Also, what is it with me and suddenly getting attacked by people? First was with Takamine during the banquet, and now the Wrathful in the village...

"But still, you had a run-in with that Wrathful person? What was she like? Any... abnormalities, compared to regular serial killers?" The doctor asks me, seeming oddly invested into this topic.

"Any... abnormalities, you say...?" I think about it for a moment. "Well, she was... eerily calm. It was terrifying how monotone she sounded... It sent shivers down my spine. But she treats those she kills like canvases to paint on, like she's an artist. Um... She has a 'big sister' she listens to, but... I don't know who that is. Oh, and she reacted weirdly when she saw my face..."

"She reacted weirdly to seeing your face? How so?" Eirin presses me on that matter. "And it's a girl, too... I see."

"She was... terrified, when she saw my face. Well, more confused, but when she looked at me closer, it's like she realised who I was and immediately got terrified, treating that trying to attack me was a major mistake on her part, and that this 'big sister' would be 'very angry' at her if she didn't fix what she just did..." I furrow my brows slowly. "It was both surreal and unnerving."

"I can imagine. I've been by the village to look at the bodies she's made appear at the request of the soon-to-be head of the village guard, Hanimura, before the kasha could even think about stealing the bodies. Or, rather, it's not like the kasha even could take them, since gathering all of the body parts would take too long." Eirin folds her arms, then taps her left arm with her right index finger. "...I suppose you got lucky. The Wrathful shows zero mercy to her victims, she brutalises their bodies without a second thought, stringing up organs and limbs and... everything, stabbing in extremely precise areas in order to make the blood splatters seem intricate and confusing, too. Even somebody as smart as I am can't comprehend how they function. Compared to past serial killers, she's the first in a long, long time to bewilder me. The only other ones who managed to bewilder me in how they killed people are Jill the Seamstress and Jack the Ripper."

Jack and Jill... Seam was a serial killer at one point...? I mean, given how Jill acts, that seems plausible...

"I'll look into this for later. I've been doing my own research into how this Wrathful acts. I have a couple of theories for who she really is, but nothing concrete has come up so far. And as far as I'm aware, you, Sukuna, and... Miyadeguchi, are the only people who've actually seen her, even getting attacked by her, and survived to tell the tale. And from how you put it, she sounded scared of you." Eirin ponders for a moment. "Serial killers typically tend to be psychopaths, sociopaths, or generally unstable, either emotionally or mentally. It's hard to determine why they kill sometimes."

"Yeah..." I shift in the bed for a moment, taking a few deep breaths. "Um... Thanks. For helping me."

"I owe it to your sister." Eirin shakes her head with a small smile. "As much of an annoyance Tricia is, she's also... oddly endearing to have around. And, unlike most others who come to Eientei, she's able to comprehend and keep up with me in conversations. She makes for a good debate partner sometimes, too."

"Does she?" I raise a brow. "That sure as hell doesn't sound like the Trish I know, but then again, we're in a new place. Maybe she's trying new things like actually socialising instead of being extremely menacing to others."

"Oh, no, no, she does still do that. She's attacked countless village guardsmen over the littlest of things. I'm fairly sure she even attacked one who so much as just looked at her the wrong way." Eirin chuckles, before looking to the side, undoing her face mask. "That, and she gives me incredibly conflicted feelings whenever we do meet in person."

"How so?" I ask. Did Trish hit on her or something?

"...She's made suggestive comments about being interested in me before. And, as I've come to learn after several days of confusion and pondering to myself, she was being genuine about them. She even answered a complicated question of mine, about the potential scenario of somebody like myself falling for a patient." The doctor pauses for a moment, then glances at me. I think I know what she's getting at. "...I'm fairly sure you can infer what I mean from there."

"I do, actually." I blink in surprise, then raise my brows. "Trish flirting with people is unheard of. And on top of that, she doesn't like doctors either."

"She told me that herself, which made her fondness for me even stranger. But then again, I suppose I am a denizen of the Earth now." Eirin sighs. "I may as well indulge the locals a little from time to time."

...Wait, what? "...Why did you say that like you aren't human?"

"I'm not. I'm a Lunarian." Giving me a raised brow, Eirin hums. Wait, she's a Lunarian?! "...Although, I'm technically a wanted fugitive by my people at the same time, and I've spent enough time down here to gain a personal attachment to the land, so it's not as if I could really go back. That, and I have to ensure the princess is being cared for."

Oh, right, Kaguya exists.

But, still... I wonder if Eirin's aware about Takamine...? "Um... If you don't mind me asking, a few days ago-."

"You're meaning to ask about that rabbit sent to attack you during the banquet that one tengu held." Eirin immediately knows what I'm talking about. "Udonge filled me in on what Sabaton reported the moment that whole kerfuffle ended."

...Kerfuffle is a very specific but funny word to use, Eirin. "Oh. Um. Good."

"Although, the fact you're already considered a key figure in Hell to the Moon is... oddly intriguing. It begs the question of how they found that out, too, especially considering you only became such recently according to Sabaton's report." She eyes me closely.

"Shonin said that there might be lunar moles in the upper echelons of Hell." I click my tongue. "...That's going to be a whole different can of worms to deal with at some point."

"For you, I suppose." The grey-haired doctor looks around the hospital room for a moment, then her eyes linger on the door for a few seconds. "It should most likely be made aware to you that there is a lunar sage here at Eientei, who came down here from the Moon. She's only visiting, but I suppose you'd most likely want a word with her about this."

"...A lunar sage? Down here? In Gensokyo?" I ask about that, tilting my head a little to the left.

"She comes by to visit Eientei every now and then. Your sister's acquainted with her, so she already knows who you are, if I had to guess." Eirin pulls out a small, rectangular, black device, then presses a rectangular red button as the feedback of a microphone quickly fills the air. "Udongein, would you mind bringing Kishin to private patient room A-54, corridor C-15, right wing, as soon as possible?"

...I hear Reisen's voice on the other end, but it's slightly muffled and quiet from where I'm laying down.

After listening to the rabbit for a moment, Eirin nods. "Thank you, Udongein."

...Then she switches the device off. She notices me staring at it. "...It's mostly a contraption Sabaton came up with in his free time. It allows me to easily talk to Udongein, or whoever's on the reception desk if it isn't her, wherever I am in the manor at any given moment, no matter where. It's very useful."

"Oh. Curo made it then, that'd figure..." I cough a little into my hand, then stretch my shoulders, cracking them a little. Mostly to loosen them up... "So what's this lunar sage like? You called her 'Kishin', right...?"

"Her full name's Sagume Kishin." Eirin informs me of who she is. "...I've known her since before I left the Moon to pursue a life on Earth with the princess. She's an alright person as far as humans are concerned, in fact, I believe she's one of the few Lunarians who thinks about human-Lunarian interaction being possible. There are a few others, like Tasaina, though I'm not sure if Sabaton had ever mentioned him to you."

Tasaina... The name sounds familiar... Actually, wait, yeah, he has mentioned Tasaina before in Gensopedia, when I had him fill a couple of pages out. "I think Curo's mentioned him before... I think. He's a... Lunarian scientist or something, right?"

"Mmm. Particularly, he dabbles into researching the boundaries between what's considered 'pure' and 'impure' by Lunarian standards, and he's constantly seeing if he can try and bridge that gap at all." Eirin points out. "I believe his current project, Project Fukinkona, is the closest he's gotten to doing such in many, many years. Then again, the amount of resources he has access to has diminished considerably, as the other lunar sages don't want to risk him tainting the Lunar Capital with impurity, even though he very clearly has all of his experiments contained."

"So he's trying to get some sort of coexistence with his research...?" I think on that. "It'd be nice if he succeeded, I reckon."

"It'd stop a lot of the conflict between the capital and impure lands such as Gensokyo and Hell." The doctor folds her arms for a moment, then paces back and forth. "...Truth be told, I'm growing tired of the constant reports that the Moon and Hell are at odds again. They've been at their feud for a very, very long time. But, back to Kishin. I respect her for what she does, but she barely ever speaks aloud to others vocally."

...Huh? "Why specify 'vocally'?"

"Whenever she speaks is also when her ability triggers, you see." Eirin begins explaining, panning her head back over to look at me. "To put it in simpler terms, before she gets here, say for example she's talking about a particular, unspecified situation in detail. It can either be in the present or the future, but when she speaks about it, that given instance will begin to reverse itself, or flip itself on its own head. Like, for example, say the Lunarians were planning to purge Gensokyo. She could say that the Lunarians would be able to do that, then through some unspecified means, that plan proceeds to fail and not work. Or if she talks about an issue, that issue will be resolved somehow by something or somebody. The same also applies if she's talking about something going well or if she talks about not being able to achieve a goal. She'll then somehow achieve that goal, or the good situation will quickly turn bad. It's an... odd ability."

Huh. That sounds oddly like Seija for some reason. I wonder why...? In fact, her last name, 'Kishin', and Seija's last name, 'Kijin'... They sound really similar, don't they?

Hmm. Might be something to ask either Seija or Sagume herself, I reckon.

But, regarding the ability... "It must be depressing, not being able to talk as freely as need be."

"I can only imagine the issues she has when communicating sometimes. People may misinterpret or misunderstand her." Eirin sighs, but puts on a wry smile. "She manages, though."

"That's good to hear." I'm glad that she isn't too inconvenienced by that. Even if she is technically... my enemy, at the end of the day, being a sage for the Moon, and all. Which is Hell's enemy as far as I'm aware.

"I suppose. Even if she's normally reserved and taciturn in regards to who she talks to, she has found... workarounds." Looking to the door again, Eirin thinks for a moment. "She's taken up sign language as a method of communicating. You know, the language of using your hands to make various signs and gestures to communicate. She has considered writing down what she wants to say and using that to communicate, but she isn't sure if writing counts as her speaking, so she's decided against it."

"Ah, using sign language would be useful. But that entirely depends on if those around her know what those gestures mean." I bring a hand to my mouth. "I know Trish accidentally mistook somebody using sign language as them 'throwing up gang signs'. How she got to that conclusion, though, I have no clue."

"...That does sound like something Tricia would do." The Lunarian closes her eyes and tuts. "As intelligent as she is, she's still human. And she's particularly forgetful, too."

"Trust me, you have no idea." I get a good laugh out of that. Trish is more than 'particularly forgetful'. She forgets blatantly important information when it's needed, which helps nobody. Hell, she even forgot what a fire extinguisher did at one point, despite the fact its purpose is in the name. And she also called a fire extinguisher a 'fire distinguisher' once and I've not her live that down in the slightest.

Click.

It's at this moment I hear the door open. I look over and see somebody walking in, and, uh...

Okay, I think the simplest way I can describe them, putting it in very blunt and basic terms, is to take Sephiroth from Final Fantasy 7 and swap the gender. That's the easiest way to put it.

But, as for the specifics, it's a red-eyed woman with short, light grey hair. I spot a braid behind her head, too. Strangely, she looks as old as I am, but she's probably far older considering she's a lunar sage, if this is Sagume. As for why I referenced her to Sephiroth, she has one singular wing on her back. Just one. It's like the female version of the One-Winged Angel, only with short hair. Why does she have one wing. Just one. Why. What purpose does that singular wing serve outside of aesthetics.

I should... ignore that one wing for now and focus on what she's wearing. She has a purple dress, with the skirt seeming like it's been cut into an arrow pattern which... exposes an odd amount of her legs. I don't know why I pointed that out, but I did. I spot an oddly out-of-place bowtie towards the top part of her dress, too, with... what looks like a microphone on it. On top of the dress, she's wearing a tan jacket with an odd black pattern on it, so I'm assuming her dress is sleeveless.

...Oh, and she has brown shoes. No idea why I needed to comment on that, but she has shoes on. Her hand also seems to be glued to her mouth or something, since she's covering her mouth an awful lot.

"...Did you want me for something, Yagokoro-sama?" She speaks up. This woman sounds very calm and formal in tone, but I swear there's slight hints of anxiousness and uncertainty in her voice.

"I believed it would be in your best interests if you met somebody, Kishin." Eirin gestures to me in the bed, whilst simultaneously confirming this is Sagume for me. "Did Tricia mention she has a brother to you?"

"...A brother?" Sagume's eyes trail over to me, then she realises who I am. "...Ah. She did. Is this him?"

"Mmm." Eirin nods, then moves to leave the room. "He's also the candidate for the King of Hell I told you about before. The one who that rabbit, Ichiban if I'm recalling correctly, was forced to try and assassinate against her own will by the Watatsukis."

...It just now hit me that Doremy's mentioned Sagume to me once before, when I asked a few days ago. I think it was the dream where me and her talked about the stress and pressure I was feeling, when Raiju shared that dream with me, and I met Sumi again.

Yeah... Come to think of it, Doremy talked about Sagume being a lunar sage, as well as her abilities too. Doremy implied that she and Sagume were in some sort of relationship, like me and Chima, so... hmm.

"...He's the one I've been hearing about, then..." Sagume gives me an... oddly sympathetic stare. "...Rajime, wasn't it?"

"Um-. Yes?" I jump a little, mostly disturbed from my thoughts.

"...You're genuinely being considered for such a position?" She eyes me, seeming slightly skeptical. "You don't seem to be as... imposing as other figures associated with Hell."

"...That's... because I try not to be." I sigh, shaking my head. "I believe in peace more than fighting. It's just not in my head to do such an atrocity like killing someone because they stand in my way."

"I'll leave you two alone for the time being." Eirin nods, gives Sagume a somewhat serious stare, before leaving the room, leaving just me and the one-winged lunar sage alone in here.

...

It gets quiet pretty quickly. Stays that way for a few seconds until Sagume speaks up again. She looked like she was trying to figure out what to say, but didn't know how to say it at the same time. I suppose she's trying to make sure she didn't have a slip of the tongue in regards to her ability. "...You favour peace instead of conflict? That's... new."

"Mhm..." I sit up a little in the bed, dragging my legs towards me a little to do so, then I rest my hands on my stomach. "Fighting really isn't my forte. I can avoid it if I can, for as long as possible."

"...Even against enemies who tried to kill you?" The Lunarian eyes me with a mixture of curiosity and confusion, but keeps her distance, instead favouring to walk around the side of the bed towards those chairs I spotted earlier, taking a seat there.

"Yes." I respond without hesitation. "People've tried to kill me before and they changed because of my persistence. The human spirit's indomitable, isn't it?"

"Mmm." She hums affirmatively, then shakes her head. "...You humans not knowing when to quit is both a blessing and a curse. You throw yourselves against things, no matter how impossible or insurmountable the task seems, and somehow it just... you know the result. Your persistence for chasing peace is no exception."

I presume she didn't finish the sentence to avoid having her ability to trigger. Huh. Smart. 

"...I wonder how different you would have been, should you have ended up in the hands of the Lunar Capital, instead of Hell." Sagume wonders. "Would you have changed dramatically, or would you have been unchanged? It's hard to tell."

"I don't even want to think about that..." I groan a little, then grip my right hand into a fist, unfurl it, then repeat the motion a few times. 

"I suppose that would be a hard question, yes." The sage sighs quietly into her hand. "...Could I be entirely honest with you?"

...Huh? "Go ahead. I don't mind."

"I despise how the Watatsukis handle things." Sagume... grimaces, weirdly enough. "I'm aware there are quite a substantial amount of Lunarians and even moon rabbits who support them, but... I don't approve of it. Ever since Rototsuki got exiled, since Chang'e was imprisoned, since Sabaton fled to the Earth, life on the Moon grew more... sinister. Dull. Grey. Ever since the last incursion Hell made against the Moon several years ago that failed in the end, the plans I was presented with only cemented my belief further."

"...What were the plans?" I ask, giving her a patient, calm look. Despite the fact she's a representative of the Moon, and I'm a representative of Hell, we're ebbing and flowing surprisingly easy here.

Like, to name an example, I'm a beach, and she's an ocean wave ebbing and flowing off of me. Or... something like that. Symbology is weird sometimes. Or is that a metaphor...? I don't honestly know, point is, we're getting along oddly well.

"To relocate the Lunar Capital to Gensokyo." Sagume reveals, hand to her mouth in a dark expression. "...Of course, that meant purging every impurity within it, like the youkai and humans and even some of the gods. It never came to fruition, as you can tell, but I didn't want to entirely go through with it. It was... unsettling, to think about committing blatant genocide like that. But, at the same time, genocide in Gensokyo seems to be a common occurrence, does it not?"

...When she mentions it, it kind of is, isn't it? Yuuka committing blatant genocide in Makai... um... yeah. "...I know somebody who's committed genocide before and I don't like the thought or even the concept of it. To destroy a life and civilisation is just... plain wrong. Impure."

"...Quite ironic you put it as 'impure', given that they wanted to purify Gensokyo. Do you know who gave me the order to purify Gensokyo? The Watatsukis." Sagume parted her hand from her mouth, revealing a scowl. "I'm growing sick of them. I'll admit that much. I only put up with them since they outrank me, what with them being commanders of the rabbit forces on the Moon and all. They believe themselves to be above everybody else. Even those as great as Rototsuki, who more or less uplifted our society to what it is. They think themselves better than Sabaton, who's the sole reason we even have the moon rabbits in the first place. Without either of those two, the theory of Lunarians simply wouldn't exist."

I decide to lean a little towards her, since this conversation's interesting me. "...How bad... is it? Life on the Moon, I mean."

"...It has its ups and downs. As a sage, I'm treated well and I have minimal restrictions in regard to what I wish to do..." Sagume raises her hand to her mouth again, covering her lips. Her voice is... strangely soft right now. She's acting nothing like what Doremy or Eirin told me... She's being incredibly vocal, not quiet or taciturn. "But, on the downside, it can feel draining at times. They have me acting as a sort of ambassador trying to strengthen the ties between Gensokyo and the Moon sometimes, but as well as 'trying' to prevent any further incursions from Hell. Keyword being trying."

...Really? That reminds me of what I'm supposed to be for Tyra... Speaking of who. "Are you aware of the Astralians at all?"

"...Those beings that live around the orbit of the Moon and Earth? I have conversed with their queen a few times before, in an attempt to try and resolve things diplomatically, but... I feel like trying such is a losing battle. Aquamine-san can be quite... stubborn. Tyra is just as worse, if not double Aquamine-san's. But I do understand their plight. I'm not sure why the council doesn't let them occupy the furthest possible point from the Lunar Capital, yet not far enough they settle outside of the barrier which hides the capital from the Outside World much like how Gensokyo is obscured from outside view as well. Perhaps it's something to do with pride."

"Ah. I've met Tyra before though. She seems like a nice person, caring for her people." I tilt my head, then rest my hands on my lap. "...I even agreed to act as a sort of ambassador between them and Hell."

"...That might prove troublesome in regards to negotiating some sort of peace with the Astralians then... They seem like very civil people, especially the monarchy." The sage furrows her white brows, going silent as her face hardens a little. "That isn't to say I won't keep trying though. The end result is yet to be determined."

I can't help but smile at that. "That's a good mindset to have. I've heard a lot of bad things about the Lunarians, but you aren't bad, Sagume."

"...I'm not sure if that's a compliment or an insult, considering your affiliation with Hell, and the fact we're supposed to be enemies." Sagume lowers her eyes a little, but decides to take it as a compliment. "It's strange, though. You're incredibly open-minded and accepting, especially for a high-ranking official and a human, no less. Normally your kind are brutes... but I suppose you're also a Naga, aren't you?"

"Mmm." I look away. "I'm a Creationist Naga... or I think I am, at least. I can create anything. Understanding how those creations would affect those around me is paramount."

"That explains a lot then. Your kind are far and few between, and what's worse, most of you are considered sinners and are sent to Hell, instead of anywhere else." Sagume's face softens a little. "...I feel bad for your kind being labelled as such. The act of creation is typically reserved for those of divine origins - for the gods. Your kind are mortal humans though, playing with powers you don't understand."

...Actually, would I even be a sinner? Aegis called me a descendant of Izanagi, who's the Shinto god of creation and life. So, technically speaking, I have divine blood running in my veins to an extent...

"But you..." The sage continues, making me listen closely again. "You're... different. I can tell such a thing, it's actually quite blatant if anything. I don't detect much impurity coming off of you, if anything, you're quite the pure, charitable, and virtuous person. Like Rototsuki and Sabaton. You know, they're considered 'true Lunarians' despite also being considered criminals by the capital. You're akin to what's considered a true Lunarian by Lunarian standards is what I'm trying to say."

"...Well, I do try to be kind to everybody I meet, no matter who, until the bitter end. Or sweet end, depending." I look away, embarrassed. "Is... Is it that apparent?"

"Yes." Sagume confirms outright. O-Oh, um, okay. "But your presence feels... strange. Like it should be ridden with impurities, but it shouldn't at the same time. Could you be...? No, that can't be the case..."

"Huh?" I blink at her in confusion. What's with her all of a sudden...?

...She stares at me for a moment in thought, then takes a deep breath. "I... suppose I may as well test it. Could you... pass me your hand, for a moment?"

"My... hand? Okay...?" Slightly confused by what she's asking, I oblige, moving my hand towards her.

She eyes it for a moment, mutters something extremely quiet, and then firmly, albeit nervously, clutches my hand with her own.

...Sagume's hand's... surprisingly warm, compared to my own. I thought she'd be colder to the touch, considering she's a moon person... But, she's surprisingly soft to the touch too. Her skin's softer than mine, which says something considering I have a pretty good skincare routine and bathe regularly.

Speaking of bathing, I should really have another bath at some point. An onsen sounds nice. It's around that time of year to go to one, isn't it?

Whilst I'm debating about having a bath to myself, Sagume squeezes and examines my hand a few times. "I see, so this is the case I'm dealing with then..."

That snaps me from my thoughts. "What're you dealing with, exactly?"

"You. I'm trying to figure out what this... odd feeling I'm getting from you exactly is. It's not something I get to look at often." Sagume's eyes narrow at my hand a little. "...But, it's as I thought... Do you understand sign language at all?"

"Sign language?" I think on it as she lets go of my hand. I recall learning some, but it was a long time ago... I should be able to recall those lessons though. Hopefully. Besides, I'm not Trish, I have a pretty sharp memory, as long as I have something to jog it a little. "I know some from a few lessons in the past..."

"That saves me some explaining then. Here's one sign that you'll need to know for right now." She makes a cupping shape with her hand in front of her chest. "Purity." Then, she makes a cross in front of her heart with both index fingers. "Mortal."

Purity? Mortal? "...Okay, I'll keep that in mind..."

"Good. Now let me explain, since my ability might... well, you know, if Yagokoro-sama told you." Sagume nods solemnly, as she prepares to start making sign language.

Quickly, she starts moving her hands with precise movements and signals, using her fingers and wrists, as well as the position of her hands, to spell out words.

After a minute of this, she stops, nodding wordlessly

"Um..." If I'm interpreting her correctly... "...'Your presence is not affecting my purity. Contact with your hand did not taint the purity pertaining to me. If it did, it would ruin my life and make me mortal.' Did... I interpret that right?"

"More or less." Sagume confirms that's what she said. Ah. Good. I didn't screw up in the interpretation then, that's... very good, actually. "...You're quite talented for somebody so youthful."

"I try to be as useful as possible to others." I meekly chuckle. "Unlike my sister, who annoys people for fun."

"Mmm. As annoying as she is, Tricia is... a person of interest, to the capital." Sagume's gaze trails to the floor as she makes sign language. Again. Then she looks back up at me, this time speaking. "...I don't honestly understand what goes through Toyohime's head at times. Toyohime's one of the Watatsukis, mind you. She acts so carefree and gentle, unlike her sister Yorihime, but she's still immensely powerful and looks down on humans."

...That sounds like somebody Raiju would annoy deliberately. Or Trish. One or the other. "You said she acts gentle though."

"To the moon rabbits, since she's the one who manages the emissary hares." Sagume keeps one hand to her mouth, whilst using the other to make the gestures needed, before raising it into the air. Like a one-handed shrug. Then she uses both hands to start signing again. "In a way, you remind me of her, only better. Tricia reminds me more of Yorihime in regards to how she acts around others she doesn't know. Stern, stalwart, and always serious."

"...Sounds like Trish." I sigh quietly. "Still, the Watatsukis... They're the one who put that assassination order on me, aren't they? The one Takamine was forced to go through with."

"Ichiban is more of a talented scout than a killer. I'm not sure why they sent her when Cur'in would've been more suited to the task." Sagume furrows her brows, making sign language with her hands. Cur'in? What is that, a bootleg Curo? "...In fact, Cur'in isn't even her name, her actual name's Kirin, but everybody calls her Cur'in instead, and it's been like that ever since Sabaton deserted the Moon. It's more of an insult to be labelled with your own parent's name like that, if you ask me."

"...Parent?" I pick up on that part. "Curo has children?"

"All of the moon rabbits are his children. More specifically, they're clones made with Sabaton's genes, which he willingly provided. Tamashi-san used the samples, since he was the only person talented enough in the field as far as Lunarian technology was concerned, to create all of the moon rabbits everybody is familiar with today, but they were all imperfect, labelled as defects. The closest we ever got to actually making a perfect replica of Sabaton is... Reisen, the purple-haired one you know as an earth rabbit these days, and Kirin, the current squad leader of the Phantom Ravi Elite." Sagume shakes her head, still making sign language as to avoid having her ability accidentally take effect.

"Wait, purple-haired one? There's more than one Reisen?" I also take a note of that. "...Why? 'Reisen' isn't a common name..."

"Reisen was actually the pet of the Watatsukis before she fell to the Earth with Sabaton's direct interference." Sagume elaborates, raising one hand. "...The Watatsukis then decided to name a random, blue-haired rabbit 'Reisen II' because of this. Which is entirely unimaginative and annoying, since they had every other rabbit already."

Oh. That's... funny, yet also sad. I feel bad for that one rabbit. "...I see." 

"...Moon rabbits aside..." Sagume slowly furrows her brows, then decides to start making sign language again. I interpret it as... "I'm not imagining you would let this be either without some form of answer. The assassination attempt, I mean."

"...Not particularly." I shake my head, then frown. "People've been suggesting to fight the Moon because of it, but I want to see if pursuing peace is possible at all."

"I... didn't think you would say that." The lunar sage blinks, then thinks about it, talking quietly to herself. "Although, this might ensure no further strife occurs between Hell and the Lunar Capital..." Then, she speaks up properly again. "...I'm sorry, but I'm not imagining you'd be able to attain some form of peace between Hell and the Moon. We've been at odds for the longest time... It's just not possible. I am truly sorry your ideal future cannot be attained whatsoever."

"Wait, but y-..." Slowly, I realise what she's doing, starting to grin a little. That's a smart idea on her part. "O~h, I see what you're doing there..."

Quickly, she starts making sign language with her hands again. "Apologies if I confused you for a moment there. I had to say it like that to ensure that it would happen one way or another. Still, I don't entirely approve of the Lunar Capital frowning down on the impure. Some form of coexistence with the denizens of the Earth and even the Astralians is necessary. Without them, it's not as if we have anything to do ourselves. Tamashi-san thinks the same way. Hmm... Actually, I could see if I can arrange a meeting with the Watatsukis for you. A confrontation of sorts, about their way of handling things. Expect them to be tough on you, but... I'll be there too, so it's not as if you'd be alone. I'm not that stupid to leave somebody as important to the enemy as you alone with both of the Watatsukis in a locked room in the Lunar Capital."

"I'd like that." I smile calmly, folding my arms together.

"He~y. You mind if I get in on this?"

Suddenly, a familiar face rises from the ground nearby. Shonin makes herself known almost immediately, the black-haired devil grinning ear to ear.

"...You heard all of that?" Sagume narrows her eyes at the satyr almost immediately.

"Yep." Shonin scratches her cheek. "Honestly, Kishin, I was actually kinda meanin' to ask you about all that crap which went down at the, uh, banquet, regarding that one moon rabbit, but seems the kid beat me to the punch already."

"Shonin, what do you want...?" I stare at the devil in confusion. I notice she's holding something in her right hand. It's... a purple... orb thing. It looks like a hair ornament...?

"Mostly to come by and say a few things!" The devil raises her finger. "Or, uh, do things. Words are hard! A~h, anyways, holy hell you look awful kid. The hell happened to you?"

"Serial killer in the Human Village." I don't say much else than that. "...I didn't know I could be stabbed that many times in different places."

"Oh." Shonin just... raises her brows, surprisingly unsure of what to do with this information. "O~kay then!"

"...I was wondering why you were in that poor state when you were essentially hauled into Eientei." Sagume gives me a sympathetic look. Does... she care about me? If so, then that's incredibly ironic, but also nice of her.

"...I'm gonna have to do some looking into that later then. Huh." Shonin furrows her brows, then looks at me. "On that, uh, note, you good to do things still?"

"Yeah, I'm fine according to Eirin, I'm just... resting for right now." I glance at Sagume. "...And talking with a friend."

"A-. A... friend?" Sagume double-takes in surprise. Did she not expect me to consider her that?

"Yeah, no, I'm gonna have to agree with her on this. You consider her a friend?" Shonin stares at me like I'm stupid. I'm not, by the way. "Kid, dunno if you noticed, but she's a Lunarian."

"...And?" I give the devil a firm stare. "I don't care who or what somebody is. I thought you'd know that."

"O~h, that's kickass actually, I really like that thought process! Good to see you're managing to hold your ground against me, the freakin' devil from, ah, every single religious medium." The devil starts grinning again. "Making friends with literally anybody, even those who're probably your enemy too! Alright, nevermind, forget I said anything about that then. You do you, kid, you do you."

"...Thank you." Closing my eyes, I sigh out, then open them again. "What brings you here exactly anyway, Shonin...?"

"Oh, y'know, I was just in the neighbourhood." Shonin snorts. "Obviously I was looking for you, I mean, I got a gift and everything."

"Is it that orb you're holding?" I look at her hand. "What even is that?"

"Hair ornament. S'useful for keeping your hair tied." Shonin nods sagely. Okay, there's obviously something to that she's not telling me, but maybe it's because Sagume's in the room, or Shonin feels like being annoying for no reason. Probably the latter. "And it does absolutely nothing else."

...That's just her way of saying it does do something, she's just not going to tell me what it is specifically.

"...That seems more than just a hair ornament to me." Sagume stares at what's in the goat's hands.

"Ah, ababap-. Shush, shushushshsh." Shonin makes an exaggerated shushing noise at the one-winged Lunarian. "This does not concern you."

...I'm not sure if I can even put what she just uttered into actual words, either.

And on the topic of being unsure, I don't even know if I can trust that this won't do anything bad to me later. But, for right now... "Um... Sure...?"

"Alright, neat. Keep a good hold of it." Shonin, pleased by me accepting the... 'gift', floats over and promptly drops it onto my lap. Ow. "Anyways, s'all I came to do. I'll, ah, talk to you later, kid."

...With that, Shonin descends into the ground, disappearing completely. Sagume just... blinks, genuinely confused as to what just happened.

"Was... that Jigoku?" The Lunarian seems strangely disturbed by Shonin's attitude. "She was incredibly... what's the word I'm looking for...?"

"Unpredictable?" I raise a brow, to which she nods as I pick up the hair ornament and hold it in front of my eye. "Trust me when I say Shonin's more than unpredictable. She means well, but at the same time, she's really irritating in how she helps."

"...I can tell." She gives me a pitying smile. "Are all of Hell's... denizens like that?"

I think about that for a moment. "Hell's a naturally chaotic place, so if I had to guess, then yeah, probably. And it's essentially infinite in scale, so..."

Suddenly, I'm reminded of something I thought up a while ago yesterday. Or, um, the day before. Actually-. "...What day is it?"

"In regards to time on Earth? I believe it's the 28th of March. It's early in the morning, mind you." Sagume points out for me in sign language. Oh, um, so it is tomorrow then. That means I thought about it two days ago. "...Why do you ask?"

"I just got reminded of an idea I came up with two days ago, but I didn't know if I thought about it yesterday or the day before, since, well, I was unconscious throughout most of last night." I elaborate, curling a finger around my chin. 

"...What would that be?" She asks, intrigued, but also calm.

I look around for a moment, then figure Shonin isn't listening anymore since she left. "I'm forming my own secret ring of people I can trust. A court, of sorts, that I can consult and trust to not do things behind my back. As it turns out, people doing things behind your back, without you knowing, is very common in Hell. I blame Shonin. So I'm going to do something about that."

"Ah. I... see." Sagume looks to the side. "...Why tell me this, exactly?"

"I'd like you to be a part of it." I reveal outright. "...If you don't mind, that is. I'd like to have a sort of link between the Moon and Hell to an extent."

"...Genuinely? You wish for me to be a part of such a thing, despite the fact I'm a lunar sage?" Sagume is really confused by my logic, but I can tell she's considering it. Considering what she's told me about herself so far, as has Eirin and Doremy, I'm betting on the chance she'd do it to stop some form of conflict from arising at the very least.

And if she gets found out, well, she can stay in Hell under my protection. I'm thoughtful and understanding. She knows that.

...

It goes quiet for a few minutes as Sagume gains a more and more conflicted expression on her face. Her hand's fully obscuring her mouth, but I can tell her lips are pursed right now. Her brows are furrowed, deep in thought, and her eyes are looking between me and the rest of the hospital room. 

"As I said, it's up to you. The offer may seem a little abrupt, but I think you're different, compared to the Lunarians I've heard about." I hold my hand out to her. "It doesn't have to be right now, but I appreciated if you at least worked with me here, Sagume."

...Her eyes slowly pan to my hand. I can see the anxiousness and uncertainty on her face. "Mmh..."

I calmly stare at her, and give a reassuring nod. "I promise nothing bad'll happen to you in the worst case scenario, should the Lunarians label you a traitor. For as long as I live, I'll fight for the option of peace, no matter how insurmountable it seems. Such is the way of the indomitable human spirit."

...With a hint of nervousness, she grasps my hand again. 

Her pristine, warm, and soft hand clasping mine like this confirmed it by itself. Her words weren't necessary, she only nodded in confirmation as our hands shook at that moment in time, staying quiet.

"Thank you for your cooperation." Smiling warmly, I nod in satisfaction. Even the enemies of Hell can be talked to and pacified before any fights can break out, it seems. That's good. A sign that not all hope is lost. "Kishin-san, I'm putting a lot of trust in you with this."

...I'm not one to use suffixes, but... I may as well be respectful of her here. 

"...I'm surprised. I figured you would at least be somewhat suspicious of me, but... I suppose you and I are perhaps thinking on similar wavelengths." Letting go of my hand, Sagume speaks with more hand signs. "I'm glad an agreement could at least be reached... Hopefully, this is the first step to a better future."

"Agreed." I chuckle a little. "I'd hate for the future to be ruined because of constant, uneasy agitation between the Moon and Hell." I nod my head some more.

I was also about to take off my hat before I realised I didn't have it on. I do note my clothes're beside the hospital bed, though, as are my other possessions. Like my bag... sack... thing. 

...My clothes're strangely clean, considering the fact I got stabbed. Maybe Eirin had my clothes cleaned and fixed for when I woke up.

...

Actually, I may as well try this hair ornament on whilst I'm at it. I could tie my hair into a bun with it. Besides, having such long hair, I've learned how to style it pretty well. 

Quickly, I slot the medium-sized purple orb onto the back of my hair, tying my hair into a small, donut-shaped bun around it as to avoid having the ornament fall off and shatter, whilst also keeping my hair contained for the time being.

...Sagume watches me style my hair for a moment until I get it just right, securing it with a full Dutch braid around the entire bun, before tucking the end under the bun, hiding it. I think I just styled it into a donut-shaped bun, by inserting the ornament into the middle of it. That's... better. Helps to not have my hair so long and loose at the same time.

I feel it for a moment, then give a small nod of pleasure once I'm happy with it. "I figure I may as well try this on while I get the chance."

"Ah. I was wondering what you were doing." Sagume eyes the hair bun for a moment, then starts signing. "...That looks strangely natural on you."

"Does it?" I prod the hair bun a little in thought. "Huh. Well, at least I have a different hairstyle I can go to, instead of bundling most of my hair underneath my cap."

That, and having a hair bun may help me fit in more, as opposed to wearing a hat every minute of my life. Helps to expose my hair to the sun, too. Keep it nice and bright.

"Mmm." Sagume nods affirmatively, making more sign language. "You seem quite good at styling your own hair, too. Speaking of which... Would you... mind if you looked at the braid I usually have on the back of my head? I'm not sure if it's come loose or undone, but I can't feel it as much since a few hours ago."

She's asking me to look at her hair? "...Sure. Move your chair over and turn around to face away from me."

The sage obliges, calmly moving her chair over right beside the bed, having it face away from me so I get a direct look at the back of her head.

There is, in fact, no braid there. Hmm. "There's no braid here, that's why you can't feel it. How do you usually have it?"

"...Dutch. Full. Horizontal across the back of my head, but do not let it cross the sides." She tells me. Oh. That's easy enough.

Slowly, I begin working away on her hair. The texture's silky and smooth. Like my hair, kind of, only better. Maybe it's a thing with Lunarians to look as perfect as possible, to not be rough and ragged.

...Then again, a lot of people make them out to be perfectionists. So... I can understand that.

Click.

"Hey, Rajime, I dunno if you're awake or not but-." Somebody specific takes the opportunity to walk into the room.

I look over and pause for a moment, seeing it's Raiko holding the door open with one hand. "Busy."

"...Huh." She looks between me and Sagume. "What's going on in here?"

Sagume stares at her for a few seconds before speaking, as I continue braiding her hair. "...I was talking to him."

"And he's... braiding your hair." Raiko points out, raising a brow, then decides to ask me something. "Hey, uh, Rajime, you feeling alright or somethin'?"

"I feel fine now, but I'm still just getting my strength back at the moment. I've recovered enough to be able to braid hair though." I chuckle a little, carefully moving my hands to tie the right section over the middle with my right, whilst moving the left over the middle with my left, then repeating that all across the back of the sage's hair.

"...He's good at it." Sagume looks away.

"...Uh... huh." The drum tsukumogami raises a brow, then shrugs dismissively. "Oh well. May as well leave you to it for right now, but ah, when you're done, all of us're scattered around Eientei doing... stuff... whilst we're waiting for you to get up. Even the ghost woman stuck around, which is weird."

Mizuchi stuck around instead of fleeing somewhere? "...I'll keep that in mind."

"Those two Crimson Mist people are around here as well. The guy - Fury I'm pretty sure he called himself - said he wanted to see you in private." Raiko turned and begins to leave. "Said something about telling you something you 'need to know about them' or whatever."

"Oh. Okay...?" I think about what Fury could want with me whilst I put on the finishing touches for Sagume's braid. I work pretty fast with hair, since I style my own hair pretty often if need be.

...I've given myself stupid-looking hairstyles out of boredom before. I could pass as a hairdresser or barber if someone asked me to. My creativity is quite literally limitless.

"And one more thing, somebody claiming to be your girlfriend showed up by the way. She seemed pissed and worried at the same time, but then she drank an entire bottle of wine and got too drunk, so somebody that appeared with her took her back home, after dropping some 'get better' gifts for you." Raiko also decides to point out that Chimata showed up, got absolutely drunk after drinking a single bottle of wine whilst being angry yet worried at the same time, then had Aikido take her back to Liberty, before the tsukumogami began stepping out the door. "Then again, she said Raiju told her you were here. And knowin' him, he'd pro'lly do that. Anyway, catch you around."

"Thanks for the warning." I take a deep breath, and sigh. I probably had Chima worried sick... And I'll probably have to deal with that later, too.

And just as I sigh out, I finish the braid. "There. It's done, Sagume."

"...You have my thanks." Sagume feels it for a moment and nods approvingly, standing and turning to me, starting to sign again. "You work pretty well with your hands regarding hair. Even the rabbits in the capital don't work that fast."

"Well, you've seen how long my hair is. I play around with it a lot whenever I take a both, either during or after." Wryly grinning, I stretch a little. I'm starting to regain some feeling in my legs now... 

"I may have to hire you as my personal hairdresser if anything." Sagume jokes, putting on an amused but appreciative expression. 

"I wouldn't mind if you asked." I return, then sit up properly. I'm starting to get a lot of feeling back in my body now. "...Relaxing for once was nice. Having someone to talk to makes it even better." I breathe deeply, then start to get out of the hospital bed slowly. "...I may as well get up now though. Sitting in here all day won't allow me to walk around anytime soon."

"...Take it easy." She rests a hand on my back and slowly helps me up and out of the bed. I also just now notice I have slippers on. "...It's most likely the best option for me to escort you around for right now, Rajime-san."

"That'd be a good idea." Stretching my fingers around a little, I grip my hands into fists a few times. "Just, uh... let me get dressed in private first."

She nods affirmatively, before leaving me to get changed into my actual outfit... I shouldn't take too long though.

At the same time, I decide to also take a look at the gifts I was left whilst unconscious... 

 


 

As it turns out, getting changed into my normal clothes out of a hospital gown is harder than it looks, especially after I only just got out of the bed. I kept my shoes off and put them in my bag for right now. I'll put them on when I go outside. I also couldn't be bothered putting my gloves on, either, so they're in the bag as well.

As for everything else? I put it on. Shirt and ribbons are on, as are my shorts. I slipped my hat into my bag, since that'd affect the hair bun I spent time making in a bad way, and it'd probably dislodge the hair ornament Shonin gave me too. So, yeah, hat, gloves, and my normal shoes aren't on.

...I still have the slippers on though, so it's not like I'm barefoot. And for some reason, I took the hospital gown too. I don't know why, but having it on hand might help in the future for... something or other. 

Kenko and Zoka are on my ears, too. They still exist. In fact, I think they accent my current look, if anything. Gives me a more traditional vibe, I feel.

As for the 'get well soon' gifts, well, they were... varying sets of items. Surprisingly, even Mizuchi left me something. It wasn't anything huge though, but it was a paper doll, the kind that you tend to see in occult rituals.

Raiju didn't leave me anything. Then again, I'm him, he's me. Raiko left me some spare drumsticks of hers and a taiko drum. Seiga left me a 'get well gift' and signed it in both hers and Yoshika's name. Now, knowing her, one would expect it to be far from normal. And that's exactly what it was.

She gave me a literal human skull. Where she got it from, probably some grave she defiled. I don't know where though, so it's not like I can return this skull to said grave. 

So now I just... have a human skull, I guess.

...

Shinmy left me something, too. A senbei. As one does, when you are an inchling. The note she 'wrote' also didn't seem like it was written by her. I think it was more Reisen's handwriting, if I had to guess.

...Then again, anything Shinmy'd write would be too hard to understand anyway, given the size difference.

And then we got the gift Chimata left for me. Millionaires' shortbreads. Well, I'm definitely saving those for later. Aikido left me a little something, too. A literal engagement ring, with a note saying 'Give this to Tenkyuu when you get back to Liberty.' She's not even being subtle by giving me that.

But that's all of the... gifts.

...

I still don't know what to do about that skull, by the way. All of the gifts are bagged up and in my, well, bag.

At present, I'm roaming around Eientei's halls, with Sagume supporting me as I walked. I'm still getting used to walking again after... that incident in the village with the Wrathful.

Where am I going, though, well, I'm going to see Fury - one of the two members of the Crimson Mist - first. Raiko said he wanted to talk to me about something. I may as well oblige him, considering he... stepped in to help, as did Red, the other one.

...Red and Fury. I see why they're called the Crimson Mist.

"According to that one rabbit you asked..." Sagume trails off. I know what she means.

"He should be up ahead, in a room on the right." I finish, nodding. "I remember what she said."

"...Mmm." Sagume nodded slowly. She's stayed relatively quiet whilst helping me walk through Eientei's maze-like corridors. This place is like the Scarlet Devil Mansion but worse in terms of its labyrinth-like qualities.

Before long, we do come up to a door on the right. The hallway we're in is more traditional, made of bamboo wood and everything, in the left wing of the hospital... manor... place thing. I don't know what this place really is, honestly. Trish's impromptu description of it before, or what Mokou called it rather, is pretty spot-on. This place is confusing.

The one-winged angel and I stop outside of a room on our right, from the way we were coming from. The door's like a sliding door.

"...Are you alright to go in on your own?" The lunar sage asks me to which I nod at quietly.

"I'll be fine." Steadying myself a little, I lean on the wall, and move to slide open the door, since that's how you open a sliding door, obviously. "Just, um... wait outside. He said he wanted to see me in private."

...She nods affirmatively, silently placing a hand over her mouth as she lets me-

Shoof.

-open the door by sliding it. Then I step in and-

Shoof.

-close the door behind me.

The inside of the room seems like a traditional yet unused office space. There's a circular table and a few chairs. Inside is somebody sat at the table with an oddly familiar-looking sheathed, scarlet katana placed on the tabletop. Their legs are crossed, and, um, yeah. 

Everything about them though hides their identity pretty well, but I have a feeling I know who it is from the katana alone. They're wearing a crimson-red hood that hides their hair perfectly, a cloak that falls down most of their backside, a skull-shaped mask that covers their entire face, with the eyes being hidden behind glass and their mouth obscured by the mask. None of their hair or other facial features are showing.

Their clothes are more... odd. He's wearing a western scarlet trench coat that fits with his coat pretty well, and he's wearing lightweight, skintight flame red pants. Everything's lined with gold patterns though. The gold patterns seem to be more of a rose pattern than aything else. And that's not even mentioning his thin, burgundy gloves, also lined with gold patterns down the fingers and knuckles.

And his shoes, well, they're like high heels. Stilettos? Have you ever heard of a guy wearing heels before? If not, you have now.

He's currently writing in a logbook of sorts. "...Day nine of taking up the mantle of Crimson Mist. Able to locate and prevent one death at hand of the Wrathful, but unable to prevent second village guard death of Makiro Hearn. Wrathful has been identified as a young adolescent female with pale green hair, yellow eyes, wearing a white, puffy short-sleeved shirt, a blood-stained apron, and torn jeans. No true pointers into her actual name or identity though."

...His voice is familiar for some reason, but the muffled nature of it from the mask is throwing me off. But even with that, the katana is another key detail of who I think he is. "Did you call for me?"

"Hm?" He looks up from his logbook, then over to me, then jumps a little, closing his logbook and placing both it and the pen he was using in a zipper pocket on his trench coat. "Ah. You came. Good, that's good. Take a seat. You came earlier than I expected, Rajime-san."

He knows who I am already. Unless if the others told him my name, that's another pointer right there. I'm sure anybody with a brain could piece together who I'm thinking of right now. "Mmm. I'm more resilient than you'd take me for."

"I'm aware." Fury looks around the room for a moment, then uncrosses his legs. "...How are your wounds?"

"Full recovery. Eirin said I'd be fine, but that I was lucky no lasting damage was done to my muscles." I crack my neck a few times since it's getting stiff, taking a seat opposite him. I look at the katana. "...Nice katana."

"...It was a gift from a friend of mine." He shakes his head, playing dumb about it.

"Funny. I've seen this exact katana before, right down to the delicate, intricate, and complex scarlet patterns." I stare down at it, then up at him. "...Zandatsu."

"There's no hiding things from you, is there, Rajime?" Fury sighs, then goes to remove his mask, revealing none other than Kolar Relay's face. He then pulls his hood down to expose his oceanic blue hair. "...I didn't know whether to leave my katana on the table or hide it and keep my charade as Fury of the Crimson Mist up around you. Maybe I should've kept up the charade."

"Your voice sounded familiar underneath the mask, too. It wasn't just the katana that sold it for me." I chuckle, shaking my head. "But still, you're the Crimson Mist? Or part of it, at least...?"

"...I am." Kolar looks at the skull mask in his hands. "There's not a lot of people in Gensokyo to help those being exploited, both humans and youkai alike. So I decided to, um, step into it as a side thing. Remilia knows of this and even approves of it. She, Eirin, and Seam are actually the... only people who do know about me being one of the two Crimson Mist, outside of you. If I can give people a sort of hope to look out for when their life is at its lowest, then I'm happy."

"That sounds like something you'd do." Laughing a little bit, I rest my arms on the table. "So who's your partner? Red?"

"Red? Well, she's... a friend of mine. I'll let you think as to who she is though." Kolar doesn't want to spoil the surprise. "A-All you need to know is, she's my partner in fighting bad guys."

Ah. "I won't press too much on that matter then." 

"Y-Yeah, she'd probably get annoyed if I did tell you." Kolar looks to the skull mask, then slots it back on, as well as doing his hood back up. "The disguise is good though, isn't it? You can't even tell it's me, if you don't look closely enough."

"It is a pretty well-made outfit." I comment on his attire. "But a trench coat? Really?"

"It was one of Seam's old coats she gave to me, since she didn't need it. The cloak was a gift from Zei-san." Kolar tugs on the hood and cloak draping behind him. "Just a word of advice, if you want to use a cape or cloak. Make sure you face against the wind at an angle to make sure it flutters just right. Theatrics are important when you're a vigilante like me and Red."

"I'm not going to lie, you're like an entirely different person beneath that mask." I point out. "You sound so confident and eager to help. Though, maybe it's because nobody knows who you are."

"If people do not know who I truly am, then I can act as I please around them." Kolar chuckles, then grabs Zandatsu. "Still, I called you over here to go over what me and Red know, regarding the Wrathful. We know she's a young, human adult female, based on your encounter with her. She stalks her victims before murdering them, the ones she plans to 'paint over' at least. Anybody who just so happens to be around is unfortunate enough to be lumped into her canvas list."

"So you're not dealing with an average serial killer then." I point out, raising a brow.

"Not at all. The Wrathful is unlike any serial killer I've been told about. She's even worse than Jill was, back in the day. She's nigh unpredictable and plans for everything... most of the time. Her reaction to you intrigued me, it was like she recognised you and immediately got terrified. But, at the same time, I'm assuming you have no clue who she is, which begs the question of how she knows you. And that 'big sister' of hers raises a more concerning question. Who is the 'big sister' to the Wrathful? That's what I aim to find out." Kolar sounds incredibly unsure. "It's hurt my head a lot the last few days, but I've been compiling the information I've gathered with Eirin discreetly, and we have a couple of theories as to her identity, yet nothing concrete. We are working on it, though."

"At least I know progress is being made." I look to the side for a moment, then recall something he said. "...You mentioned the name of that guard who died. Makiro Hearn."

"...I did." Kolar sighs deeply, then takes his mask off again. "His wife, Saeko, died to the Wrathful the day before he did. I'm not sure why the Wrathful had such an agenda against the Hearns, either. What's worse, there's two children left completely alone because of the Wrathful now."

...What did he just say? "...Two children?"

"I... I was the one to break the news to them that Saeko had died." Kolar grimaces, his lips trembling a little. "Having to tell two kids their mother died was... an experience. One I don't want to relive. And now their father's died, too, so they're probably sat at home wondering where he is... unless if they've found out already. At least his body wasn't mutilated badly, unlike Saeko's. That was a mess..."

...I think for a moment. "What're their names? Those two kids."

"They're both girls. One's ten, the other's eleven." Kolar tells me some basic information. "The older one's called Tohru. The younger one's called Maribel."

...Wait-. That conversation I had with Sumi in the Dream World yesterday, about the future... I mentioned that I wouldn't mind naming my kids Maribel and Torhu, if I ever had any.

...

Perhaps... this might work out then. "You can't just leave them alone. What if the Wrathful targets them next?"

"...I know, but it's not like I can take them to the manor. The manor isn't a place for them to be exactly. It's not the right place for them to grow up, either." Kolar shakes his head. Oh. That's giving me even more of a reason to do what I'm thinking about doing. "They were born and raised in the village."

"Maybe, but..." I bring a finger to my lips, then purse them. "...I'm an adult. I watched their father die right in front of my eyes and I could have done something about it, but I didn't. I have a responsibility to make it up to them, don't I?"

"Rajime, are-." Kolar jerks his head to me in surprise from the floor. "Are you seriously considering-?"

"Maybe. It depends on how bad the situation is for them. No parents mean they won't have anywhere to stay. And you and I both know the village isn't the safest of places at the moment." I put on a serious expression. "It still depends on how bad they have it though, but maybe I will do that."

"That's... awfully responsible of you, actually." Kolar smiles, before giving me a small laugh. "That sounds like something you'd do, too. I just wonder how that girlfriend of yours'd react. Or even that Raiju guy for that matter. Is-. Is he seriously your other self?"

"...He is. Don't ask why or how he ended up like that." I click my tongue. "He's a bloody annoyance, mate."

"I gathered." The crimson vigilante pinches his temple. "He dared Red to fly around Gensokyo in its entirety about five times, and she still hasn't come back to Eientei just yet."

"Sounds like him." I smack my forehead. "He's dumb, too. And very impulsive."

"...That much seemed obvious when I observed him begging the lunar princess who lived here to show him, and I quote, 'that sweet-ass lunar weaponry I've been seeing'." Kolar decides to reveal Raiju is up to no good. "What's worse, I think she actually obliged him and that tsukumogami."

"...Oh." I quickly stand. "I should put a stop to that before he hurts somebody."

"...Mhm." The vigilante quickly slips his mask and hood back on. "It's been nice seeing you. Well-. Not nice seeing you get almost stabbed to death, but you know what I mean."

"I do. Happy hunting, Kolar. And good luck. That Wrathful's unpredictable. I, on the other hand, have something to do later regarding the Hearns." I nod at him, turning and limping over to the door, before opening it and heading out.

Shoof.

I close the door behind me. Sagume's been waiting outside the entire time, seemingly in thought.

She notices me, then nods. "...All done?"

"Mmm." I nod affirmatively. "Apparently, Raiju and Raiko are being shown lunar weaponry by the princess."

"...Houraisan?" The one-winged angel stops, then sighs, making some brief hand signs. "This way."

And again, we start walking in a specific direction through Eientei's halls...

 


 

Seriously, this place is really confusing. We took five consecutive right turns on the way here, but we didn't end up in the same corridor. I don't think I'll ever know how this place works at the end of the day.

But, before long, we arrived at a... distinctly unimportant-looking room in the... more manor-like halls. You know, the traditional halls. 

It's also a sliding door. Again.

Shoof.

This time, Sagume's the one to open it. I'm assuming she wants to see what's happening here as well.

Vivivivir!

"Hot damn this thing kicks ass!" We hear Raiju yelling from... outside the room? I look to a fully open, full-glass door that seems incredibly out of place, then spot him and Raiko outside playing something that looks like literal laser tag. Wh-. What.

"I'll say! Never knew the Moon had technology like this, but damn it's fun!" Raiko also shouts. 

The room itself is extremely traditional yet also oddly modern at the same time. It's a good mixture of both. But, there is also nobody in here. Which is weird.

...Sagume helps me steadily walk over to the door, then we get a look outside first before doing anything else. There's a third person out there with them. Kaguya.

I've met Kaguya once already, at Auresh's banquet, but it was brief and we only talked about Trish, among a few other things. I don't think I actually specified what she looked like. At the banquet, she had flowers in her hair and everywhere else on her outfit.

Here, in the bamboo forest though, she seems simpler in term of attire. Her long hime cut black hair is the same, as are her brown eyes. But she wasn't wearing that casual of a long-sleeved pink shirt during the banquet, especially with that many white bows down the middle. Her skirt also seems more... casual. Burgundy in colouring, with plants and flowers representing the four seasons. Cherry blossoms, bamboo leaves, maple leaves, and plum blossoms.

Vuvuvuvu~! Vivi~r! Vavavavam!

There's blue, red, and pink lasers being shot out of long, white stick-like plastic objects. What am I even witnessing...?

"...Lord Tsukiyomi, give me patience." Sagume mutters what I swear is a prayer under her breath. 

"Honestly... Yeah." I grit my teeth a little, then decide to open the door. "What the hell is-?"

"Whoa no!" Raiju immediately jerked his entire body to face me mid-shot and-

Vum-. Tss~...

-I get smacked in the face by a laser. That... didn't hurt for some reason. It only tickled, strangely. "Ow."

"Y-. You goddamn idiot." Raiko starts grinning at him.

"You need to learn trigger discipline, the both of you." Kaguya rolls her eyes, lowering the 'weapon' in her hands. 

"...Are you alright?" Sagume asks me with slight concern, raising a brow.

"Yeah, I'm fine. It only tickled." I rub my cheek where the laser hit me. Why'd it only tickle, though?

"In my defense, I thought we would be the only three out here playing glorified laser tag." Raiju rose a finger. "Plus, I act on instinct. Raiko, you literally know that."

"Maybe I do, but you literally just shot yourself." Raiko raises a brow.

"You're lucky I had the firing setting on these set to 'practice'. The lasers aren't harmful." Kaguya speaks up, the lunar princess drifting towards me and Sagume, as Raiko and Raiju follow behind her. Then she notices who I'm with. "...Oh. Hello, Sagume."

"Houraisan." The sage nods casually. 

"Wait, you're telling me these things come with different firing modes." Raiju looks down at the stick in his hands. "...How would I change the settings."

"I-. I literally told you how earlier." Kaguya immediately whips around to give him a look of bewilderment. "Are you that much of a fool that you didn't even listen to what I said?"

"All I know is stick shoots lasers, lady." The maniac raises the lunar weapon in his hands. "Why the hell is a lunar rifle a glorified white stick though."

"Design simplicity. Why are you such a glorified, unkempt dainezumi?" Kaguya decides to make a very specific insult. S-. She just called him a 'big, unkempt rodent'. That's... oddly fitting as a description, actually.

"...I have no idea what that means, but I'm like that to everybody." Raiju casually nods.

"...She just called you a big, unkempt rat." Raiko looks like she's about to burst out laughing.

Pff-.

"Oh. Okay. Damn. Nobody's had the nerve to say that to my face." The rat thinks about this for a moment. I should start calling him 'rat' from now on just to mess with him. "Anyways!"

"Yes, in any case." Kaguya looks over to me. "A pleasure to see you again, Rajime. Unlike your sister who I will not name, because apparently even mentioning her name once will cause her to appear, I appreciate your presence at Eientei. Even if you only came here because you got that badly injured by that yowamushi abazure."

"Pffuh-." Raiko almost double-takes at the vocabulary. "...Not entirely wrong, but damn, those're some harsh words to use, huh...?"

The worst part is, I know exactly what she meant when she said that.

...Raiju blinks, looking confused. "The hell does 'yowamushi abazure' mean. I know you mean it as an insult, but, uh, what."

I should insult him in Japanese. That'd be funny. "Raiju, you're such a toroi hetakuso aho."

"W-. What the hell." He raises his brows, then realises something. "Wait-. Are you insulting me in Japanese?"

"Yes." I pocket my hands. "I'm not wrong when I say that either."

"In a sense, he just called you a slow-witted, clumsy idiot." Kaguya translates what I said pretty well. Only, I meant 'hetakuso' more so as 'lacking skill' and not 'clumsy'. Either works though. "Imagine being so much of a general annoyance you get insulted by yourself."

"Oh, no, no, Rajime insults my stupidity a lot." Raiju grins like a jerk. I hate that he's not wrong, either. "Then again, I'm, like, literally everything he is, but put through a mirror and reversed."

...Sagume sighs, then stares at Kaguya. "Houraisan, are you seriously growing that accustomed to their way of speaking, down here...?"

"It's fun though." Kaguya pouts. 

"It's impure." Sagume shakes her head in disapproval. "What would Yagokoro-sama say?"

"...Oh. Right. She probably wouldn't approve of me saying such vile things about people." Kaguya sighs, but shrugs. "But the person I'm talking about deserves to be called that."

...I can't... entirely disagree there.

"Hard agree there." Raiko scratches the back of her head with her free hand, using the other to hold the rifle she's... well, holding. Apparently, those're lunar rifles, according to Raiju and Kaguya's earlier exchange, the one where she called him a rat. "I mean. They stabbed Rajime, like, five different times with barber's scissors."

"Don't remind me." I shake my head solemnly. Even remembering it makes me remember the unholy pain that came with each puncture.

"Oh, uh, sorry." The tsukumogami sighs. "How're you holding up though?"

"Well, I fully recovered overnight, if that's anything for a pointer." I stretch a little. "Still getting used to walking again after being stabbed in the leg like that though."

"I got electrocuted and flung out of the village when you got brought here." Raiju decides to reveal. Oh, so the thing Okina imbued into that harness went off then.

"...That explains how you got here so fast." Sagume seems oddly worried about him. "You were electrocuted and everything."

"It was violent." The alter ego scratches his cheek. "Kinda sucked, actually. Somehow, though, I didn't break a single bone. Good to know fall damage does not exist whilst I'm in that state."

"F-. Fall damage. This is very much real and not a game." Kaguya seems absolutely dumbfounded. 

Also, she knows about video games? 

"I think it's better to not question his insanity sometimes." I shrug my shoulders.

"True, I suppose." The princess hums, then decides to ask me something. "What brings you over here exactly, anyway?"

"I heard you were showing that idiot lunar weaponry." I point to Raiju. "And, you know, I had to make sure he wasn't shooting people he shouldn't with them. But it seems like you have that under control, so..."

"Mostly because she has definitely not told me how to swap the modes of my goddamn weapon." Raiju frowns at the stick in annoyance. "I wanna shoot bigger lasers."

"No." I deny outright. "Kaguya, Raiko, please do what you need to in order to prevent him from shooting people."

...The moment I say this, they both raise and point those stick-like objects at Raiju, looking at each other. He notices what they're doing. "Wait, wha-."

Vuvuvuvuvuvuvuvu-.

They just unload lasers into him endlessly.

...Sagume looks at me. "We should most likely leave."

"Sounds good." I nod, and so, we leave Kaguya and Raiko to just shoot the everloving hell out of Raiju just outside of the princess' living space. Let's face it, he deserves it.

 


 

Wandering back through Eientei's halls after leaving Raiju to get shot to hell and back didn't yield anything eventful, outside of me not needing Sagume to help me walk. We're still walking together and idly chatting as we did so, mostly small talk about life in Hell and on the Moon. 

We did check in on Shinmy and Reisen at the reception... lobby area thing. Front desk? Hell if I know. They seemed to be doing fine, nothing too out of the ordinary.

...I saw Tewi practically dragging Yoshika through the halls for some reason but decided to not speak up about that, instead favouring to go about my day as I had been doing, since nobody else seemed to notice her doing that. I know better than to ask Tewi what she's doing. Especially considering something Reisen said about Tewi whilst me and Sagume were at the front desk area, about her being a, and I quote, 'chaotic little gremlin who plays the worst pranks imaginable and almost always gets away with it scot-free'.

And I know far better than to mess with 'chaotic little gremlins'. They actually sort of scare me.

We passed by a few earth and moon rabbits too, most of which were wondering why a lunar sage was walking around with me,human. Some of the moon rabbits made confused comments about me and her being together which, let's face it, is silly. Some called me 'Lady Sagume's pet human' which was confusing though. That, and Sagume instantly laid into them for such a comment, given the... implications.

But, I did ask Reisen about something whilst I had the chance. I was wondering where Takamine was at this moment in time. Reisen, in response, told me that she was actually with Curo at this moment in time, as well as two other moon rabbits who had 'recently' defected from the Moon, called Seiran and Ringo.

...So, I'm doing as any sane person would do and go and talk with my former assassin. As one does. Very normal thing to do, clearly.

"...I seldom get to see the Phantom Ravi, considering they're, well, elites, compared to the likes of the Eagle Ravi, Crow Ravi, Hound Ravi, among the various other divisions. There are only a few elite divisions among the moon rabbits, and the Phantom Ravi are one of said few..." Sagume speaks up as we walk. 

"How many elite squadrons are there?" I decide to ask about how the... moon rabbit forces work.

...She looks around for a moment, then starts signing again. "To my knowledge? Six. There could be more being secretly worked on though. There's the Phantom Ravi, which you already know thanks to Sabaton and Ichiban, they act under both Sabaton's and Kirin's orders and are more so infiltration and exfiltration experts than anything else. But there's also the Jade Guard, which are Lord Tsukiyomi's personal rabbit emissaries. They rarely get seen outside of the Jade Palace, but if they ever do, everybody knows it's a bad sign. There's also the Spyglass Ravi, they serve the Lunarian scientists, particularly Tamashi-san more than the others, gathering samples, recording notes for the researchers, among other things."

The Jade Guard, Spyglass Ravi, Phantom Ravi... "So the Phantom Ravi are the stealth experts, the Jade Guard are the elite of the elites, and the Spyglass Ravi are the research assistants?"

"...More or less." Sagume nods in confirmation. Ah. Interesting. "Toyohime is the one who manages the rabbit emissaries, whilst Yorihime is the one who trains the rabbit soldiers."

Hmm. "Say if I were to come talk diplomatically to Lord Tsukiyomi." I raise a finger. "...How would the rabbits respond to that?"

"You would be escorted around by some of the Jade Guard, as to protect the other Lunarians from you, as well as to protect you from them, since you're considered a ruling figure in Hell and a Naga." The sage responds without a second thought. "...I would also be forced to accompany you, or one of the Watatsukis would, or any other lunar sage for that matter."

"Ah. Intriguing." I scratch my chin in thought. "...What are the other three elite divisions then?"

"There's the White Tiger Ravi. They're considered the 'clean-up crew' of the Lunar Capital. They essentially cover any scandalous information which would cast doubt over the authority of Lord Tsukiyomi or any lunar sage. They even covered up the true reason Rototsuki was exiled, as well as why Sabaton 'betrayed' the moon, and what Chang'e really did to get imprisoned. I only know the true reason of the second one, the first and third I still know almost nothing about since it's such confidential information that any Sage of Gensokyo could use to their advantage." Sagume pauses, raising one hand to her mouth. "You barely see the White Tiger Ravi though, they're masters of making themselves invisible just like the Phantom Ravi."

"That sounds... interesting." I think about that. "But also worrying. Don't you think there could be information the Lunarians are hiding though, even from you, who's considered a sage?"

"...Possibly. I'm aware there are things which the Watatsukis keep from Yagokoro-sama, should they ever come down to visit her." Thinking, Sagume suddenly has an expression of doubt. "I'm still a Lunarian myself though. That hasn't changed."

Ah. "...Neat. The last two...?"

"The fifth are the Cobra Ravi. They're considered the 'elite of elites', however, and for good reason. I believe Sabaton himself trained them, back when he wasn't forced to be the captain of the Phantom Ravi due to protecting his own kin from abuse." Sagume sighs into her hand after signing. The elite of elites? "They're trained in all mannerisms of combat and they only get deployed when something genuinely bad is happening, like the capital actually being under siege. They're even rarer to see out and about on duty than the Jade Guard are."

Huh... "They sound like they're really good at their job."

"They are." Suddenly, Curo chimes in. We look over and see him standing ahead with three other rabbits. One's Takamine. I notice the same black cloak on her back and a suit similar to Curo's, as well as the raven black hair. She has that white stick she had before.

The other two, though, are stranger. Both're barefoot. One has dark blue hair tied into two bushy ponytails, whilst the other has dark blonde hair and a brown, patterned newsboy cap on.

The blue one has a clip of some kind on her right rabbit ear, whilst she's wearing a periwinkle-coloured dress with frills, an alternating star and crescent moon pattern lining the bottom. Oddly, the dress she's wearing seems slightly short to the point I can see bloomers. Why? I dunno, it's her choice what she wears, I guess. What's weirder is that the fabric seems see-through. W-. Why is the fabric see-through. What purpose does that serve.

Oh, and did I mention the large wooden mallet she's holding? It's even stained purple with what I hope is... uh... something that isn't blood.

The orange one, though, has her rabbit ears drooping out from beneath her hat. Her outfit's more... revealing? I guess? It shows more skin is what I mean to say. Orange patterned crop top and oddly poofy yellow patterned breeches. I think they're breeches, anyway. She's holding, like, ten sticks of dango and has three in her mouth right now. Wh-... Why does she have that much dango, actually...?

Still, they're obviously moon rabbits. "Oh. Hey Curo. Takamine."

"...Um. Yeah. Hey..." Takamine looks away, mostly because of what happened between us before during the banquet.

"Huh. Never seen Taka be so-" The orange-haired rabbit pauses to take the three sticks of dango out of her mouth, revealing that they're empty, before sticking two more in. Somehow, she's able to talk with her mouthful. She scares me already. "-awkward about meeting someone before."

"...That's mostly due in part to the fact she literally tried to kill him three days ago, Ringo." Curo looks over to the orange-haired rabbit, revealing her name is Ringo.

"I'm more surprised to see Lady Sagume here though, with a human no less." The blue-haired one points out, seeming oddly skeptical about me. "...That, and the fact that's apparently the guy you attacked before, Takamine. That so-called candidate for King of Hell."

...Sagume just stares at her particularly hard. It makes the blue-haired rabbit sweat a little in response.

"I don't believe that's any of your business to talk about, Seiran." Takamine also pipes up with a grin on her face. 

"That, and I actually have important business to talk with her about." I shrug my shoulders casually. "Curo, Takamine, you know exactly why, knowing who I am and, well, what happened during the banquet."

"Yes, we've been talking about... important business." Sagume glances to me for a moment.

"And he's much more than just an enemy of the Moon." Curo sighs out, rubbing his forehead. "...He's also the brother of my current lady, Trish. You know, the pink-haired human who blew up your stall once because you were outselling Seiran, Ringo."

"Oh. Her." Ringo blinks for a moment, then shrugs. "I was getting bored of running the stand that day anyway."

"Wh-. You were getting bored." Seiran jerks her head to Ringo, raising a brow. "...How well were you really doing that day? I doubt what you said before, still."

"Oh, y'know." The blonde rabbit chuckles and shrugs again. Then she swaps the three dango sticks she just ate with another three. How the hell is she doing that...? "

"...Dango aside, Takamine, how have you been since the day you attacked me?" I decide to ask Takamine how she's holding up. "I hope you've been doing well and not squandering this second chance you were given."

"Huh? Oh, yeah, I've been on my best behaviour." Takamine confirms that she has been a good rabbit the past few days. "...I've mostly been helping intercept transmissions from the Moon on Captain Curo's behalf."

'Captain Curo'. 

"Please don't call me that. We're not on formal terms anymore, Takamine. Especially since we're living on the Earth now, instead of the Moon." The Jade Rabbit sounds slightly annoyed to be called 'Captain Curo'.

"Captain Curo sounds good for you though." Ringo takes the opportunity to try and convince Curo otherwise. "Makes you sound cooler, being a cap'n."

"...Ringo, you were literally in Information Management." Curo points out...? Is the Lunarian military force that organised they have specific roles?

"Yeah. I was. And?" Ringo tilts her head.

"...I think he's trying to say that you technically, um, outranked him when he was the captain of the Phantom Ravi." Takamine elaborates on what Curo meant by that. Wait, seriously?

"...Oh, yeah, that's right." The blonde munches on her dango for a moment. "Huh. S'weird how that works sometimes."

"I believe it was mostly because of what he did during the Lunar Invasion of 1969." Sagume speaks up. "I'm not too keen on the details myself, but they demoted him so much that other rabbits were above him, depending on what they did. But despite that, those above him still heeded his orders."

"I think that's mostly because we're all family at the end of the day. He's just our dad." Seiran points her mallet at Curo. I-. Oh dear Hecatia, that's right, he is. 

...I wonder. "Curo, what's it like on Father's Day for you, if you are the dad of every single moon rabbit?"

"It's like suffering through Hell in its entirety, spread out over the duration of a singular day." He shakes his head solemnly. "Moon rabbits descend to the earth to give me dango, mochi, or any other thing they can make. You have no idea how much of it I end up throwing or giving away to others."

"Aw, c'mon, it's not that bad, cap'n." Ringo grins a little.

"You were the biggest contributor to my dango addiction more than any other rabbit." Curo just stares at Ringo. "Don't you say that. Last year, you gave me approximately fifteen metric tonnes of dango, and that's not even counting the 'giga-mochi' you gave me either."

...Him staring at her like that is oddly amusing yet unnerving. It's like the type of stare a father would give to their daughter who just did something bad.

"...Ringo, you seriously have a problem." Seiran sighs quietly, closing her eyes.

"...Seiran, you were the second biggest contributor to that problem, by the way. It doesn't help how you two can make as much dango as you want, since you both literally make dango as a business." Curo folds his arms, frowning a little. "I'm not against receiving that many gifts, but still."

Takamine's just scratching her cheek very awkwardly. "...Um."

"Takamine, you're precious for what you give me." Curo decides to casually speak up about that, taking a complete one-eighty in his tone. "...Thank you for the card and lucky rocks."

"Lucky rocks? Aw, man, that was my idea for this year." Seiran frowns. 

"...I was gonna give him more mochi, but maybe something other than that's a good idea now." Ringo thinks about it for a moment.

"Please. Anything but dango. I already get enough to last me for fifty years each Father's Day." Curo clicks his tongue, before pressing a few buttons on his visor. "...In any case, what were you and Lady Sagume talking about before, Lord Rajime? Something about the lunar rabbit elites?"

"Oh, yeah, those guys." Ringo thinks for a moment. "I barely ever saw any of them whilst I was in Information Management. Only ones I have seen were the White Tiger Ravi on some of their off hours, Nozomi that one time at the rabbit-only bar ran by Ryona which resulted in it closing for, like, three weeks as everything got fixed, and some of the Spyglass Ravi alongside Tasaina himself at one point."

...Tasaina does come up an awful lot. Him and his 'Project Fukinkona'.

"Yeah, when were in the Eagle Ravi, we barely got to see any of the elites." Seiran nodded slowly. "In fact, they only sent us Eagle Ravi down here during that one incident a few years ago. Y'know, the one where we met Reisen again. The original one."

'The original one'. That reminds me of that one rabbit who had their name forcibly changed by the Watatsukis. Poor Reisen 2, seriously.

"You would've figured they'd send the Cobras in or something, given how the capital was under attack." Ringo shrugs.

"The Cobras were defending the Lunar Capital the best they could, to my knowledge. I'm in constant contact with the leaders of the other elite divisions. The Cobra Ravi, the White Tiger Ravi, the Jade Guard, the Spyglass Ravi, and, lastly, the Fortuna Hares." Curo looks at Sagume. "...Did you tell Lord Rajime about the Fortuna Hares yet, Lady Sagume?"

"...I was planning on it, before you cut in." Sagume stares at Curo blankly, then turns to me explain, making signs with her hands again. "The Fortuna Hares are the last elite squadron. They're directly under my command though, in terms of the hierarchy. So in a sense, I have my own private division of rabbits to overlook. Ones that the Watatsukis have no command over, which is nice. They respond only to my words and orders. Lord Tsukiyomi figured I was able enough to lead my own squadron of rabbits and, like he thought, I was able to do so quite easily."

"Huh. Actually, why is Lady Sagume telling an enemy of the Moon about the various elite squads?" Seiran just now wonders about that, whispering and looking to Curo for guidance. "...Is she planning on fleeing the Moon too?" 

"Lord Rajime is more than an enemy of the Moon, as I said before." Curo folds his arms. "He's a peaceful person and would rather things between the Moon and Hell be peaceful rather than the two side having constant strife."

"Ah. Gotcha." Seiran nods slowly... then realises something again. "...Wait, does this mean that they're both planning on brokering some sort of treaty then?" 

"Seiran, shut up." Ringo stares at her, now munching on five dango sticks at once. I-. What the hell.

"...You do know I can hear you, right?" I ask them, raising a brow.

"I honestly don't think you guys recognise how loud you can be sometimes..." Takamine rubs her eyes a little.

"Oh. Uh. Whoops." Ringo sheepishly grins. "My bad. Actually, it's more Seiran's fault."

"Wh-." The blue-haired rabbit's brows raise as-

Bonk!

-she full-on bonked Ringo on the head with her big mallet. Pretty hard too. "You be quiet!"

"A~h-. Ow." Ringo falls flat on her butt. "...Seiran, hitting people with that isn't the answer to everything."

...There's something oddly amusing about the dynamic between those two.

Curo just seems quite disappointed in the two, but doesn't say anything. He instead quietly mutters something to himself, brushes his hair to the side with one hand, and then-

"Wha-." "Hey-!"

He just effortlessly picked the both of them up in one fell swoop, carrying them under each shoulder. "...If you'll excuse me, I have a very stern and awkward point to make."

Oh. "Okay. Bye Curo." I nod at him as he then proceeds to carry the two moon rabbits off somewhere. Both rabbits have a distinct look of terror on their face, looking at me, Sagume, and Takamine in a pleading manner. Um. What's he going to do to them...?

Also, none of us literally tried to get them out of that, which begs the question of why Takamine didn't try to stop Curo. Or Sagume, for that matter. Then again, I suppose they know Curo better than I do, and they probably thought it was a better idea to just not stop him. Then in which case, um, cool?

Once Curo's dragged Seiran and Ringo off somewhere further down the hall, only now does Takamine speak. "...They're always like this in his presence."

"They are?" I raise a brow. Is that just a peculiarity of moon rabbits then, how they act around Curo?

"Yep." The Phantom Ravi scout scratched her neck for a moment idly. "All of the moon rabbits act like that. Except those of us that can control ourselves. Those two're bad though, they try to impress him a lot."

"...I believe they just have father issues." Sagume makes a very abrupt and specific comment. I-. Pffah-. What the hell-.

"...That's... not entirely wrong." Takamine mulls that part over. "I think a lot of the moon rabbits are like that, actually. We like attention, especially positive attention. Having our ears stroke or being patted on the head. We like that especially."

"Huh." I fold my arms for a moment. I'm not sure what to feel about literal rabbits having father issues. I feel sorry for Curo if he has to put up with that nightmare daily. "...I'm imagining Curo being the sole parent of every moon rabbit is nightmarish for him."

"Oh, no, it's beyond that, he's driven that point across to me and the rest of the Phantom Ravi countless times before." Takamine actually giggles. "Everybody looks up to him as a symbol of revolution and good virtues, though."

"...I see." I think about it. "How was the Moon like? After he left, that is."

"...It was actually really quiet for once. None of the moon rabbits were being trained and a lot of the Lunarians were in dismay at him running away down here. But he did grow up here, I guess. He's an earth rabbit who became a moon rabbit through his noble acts. Every rabbit aspires to be like him, I even overheard some of the earth rabbits look up to him off of Reisen I a few times already." Takamine thinks for a moment. 'Reisen I'. Is-. Is that the only way for the moon rabbits to distinguish the two Reisens? "Inaba and Curo hate each other though. All the time."

"Tewi's like a polar opposite to Curo in every aspect, so that checks out." I laugh a little. This has also put the imagery of some goofy cartoon fighting between Curo and Tewi in my head now, and I can't get it out. It's funny to imagine though, so I'm not complaining. 

"Right?" Takamine grins. "Don't you think so too, Lady Sagume?"

"Hm?" The one-winged angel looks at the rabbit, then thinks on it for a moment. "...I rarely see Inaba around here when I visit, but based on what I've heard... I suppose."

...I take the opportunity to look out of a window in the hallway that leads outside. I see mostly bamboo forest and-. Oh, nevermind, Mizuchi's there too. She's staring directly at me. As if she wants me to come out there to talk to her.

...I look away before either of them can notice what I'm looking at. "Hey, uh, you mind if I go do something really fast...?"

"Huh? What?" Takamine raises a brow at me, but Sagume nods and begins walking away, sort of pushing Takamine with her. "Wha-. Hey, Lady Sagume, what-."

She stops to make some hand signs. I read them as: "Leave him be."

"...Oh. Okay...?" The black-haired rabbit blinks a little in confusion, before accepting casually being pushed out of the way for now.

...Whilst they're doing that, I walk up to the window, open it, then climb outside to meet Mizuchi, who's floating with an oddly uncharacteristic grim look on her face. That's... really strange to see, from her of all people.

"Took you long enough." She tells me almost immediately. She sounds... bothered. Which is also weird. "You actually had me worried when that happened. Goes to show even those you think can't be beaten can be beaten, huh."

"Yeah... I guess." I pocket my hands. "What do you want? Actually, why did you stick around the bamboo forest, instead of going about your business and furthering your schemes?"

"...I wanted to say sorry." She reveals. Wait, what? "I know, big shocker, from me of all people, but I mean it. I've not been fully honest with you. I've actually had my eye on you for a while, when I first noticed you were in Gensokyo. First time I saw you? Not that stupid banquet, let's just leave it at that. I saw you during that flood incident. Decided to tail you around for a bit, case you out, just to confirm something. That you were a Naga."

...She knows my family. "...What about that?"

"You know that devil, right? Shonin? The one who annoys you to no end?" Mizuchi asks me...? What? Shonin? "Let's just say, me and her know each other from a while ago. About, say, twenty or so years from today. So basically the start of the twenty-first century, in Outside World talk." 

...Uh... "Go on...?"

"I am." She dryly stares into my eyes for a moment, before floating backwards, crossing her legs and arms, looking up to the daytime, overcast sky. "Shonin's probably not told you everything there is to know about me. Can't blame her. It'd confuse your little, still-learning head. You ever wonder how you ended up as a Creationist Naga, whilst your sister ended up as a Destroyer?"

...Hang on. What? "What're you getting at when you say that?"

"Creationist Nagas don't come about naturally. In fact, they're unnatural, rather." She leans forward to meet my eye level. Her face is... really serious. "They only come about when two people who carry the Naga name deliberately enter a relationship and, well, you know how that goes. Nine months later, a Creationist comes to be, an impure being. A true Naga, in a sense. Destroyers only come about when a Naga enters a relationship with a non-Naga. See the issue there? You and your sister - you two aren't full siblings. Only half."

Wait... T-That's... "But... how?"

"Your dad had an affair. Or your mom. Hell if I know which." She grins, but I can tell she's playing around. Her voice says it all. "...Joking, I actually know the answer. Destroyer and Creationist, Creationist and another, or two Destroyers, it doesn't matter. Any type of Naga can mix with any type of Naga to make a Creationist. You, in a sense."

...I stay quiet as she continues. What the hell...? That's... a bit of a bombshell to just... drop on me out of the blue, that I'm not... Trish's full brother. Or, um, sister? And apparently, she knows the truth. How? "Your sister isn't actually half-Japanese. Neither's your other brother, Maroon. You and your sister Epsilon're both Japanese-English Creationists, that much I'm aware of. Besides, I knew I was playing with fire before I died, so I made a little, how do you say, failsafe. That my name wouldn't die off as some vengeful spirit with an immense hatred against the Hakurei and the unnatural order the sages put into place in Gensokyo."

"But you... How?" I think I know where she's going with this, and I don't like it at all. "W-When? What? Why...?"

"The how? I made a deal with Shonin, to allow myself to break free of any form of imprisonment. The Hakurei Barrier counts as such. I'm able to freely pass between it wheneverwant. This realm's just another prison, to me." Mizuchi grins, raising her handcuff to look at me through the hole. That feels symbolic, for some reason. "Nobody can stop me from passing through it, either. A deal with the devil transcends all logic and reason, especially those pesky sages. They're the reason I'm dead in the first place, you know. They're trying to silence me again by using you against me. What? You thought I didn't notice?"

She... knew the entire time. But she let me help anyway. "...Why tell me your plans then...?"

"Because. I like you." She jokes again, then laughs a little bit... "Kidding, it's a more personal reason. A sort of obligation. You want to know the truth, don't you? By any means necessary. I can help you with that, you know. The right side always seems to be the wrong one, kid." 

I feel... dizzy. My head's spinning a little... I feel nauseous - sick. I can feel the acid bubbling in the back of my throat, leaving an unpleasant taste in my mouth. 

"You look sick. I know the feeling. Truth's too hard to stomach sometimes, huh?" Twirling in the air a little, Mizuchi puts on a slightly twisted grin. "Alright then, let me make this short and sweet. I'm a bearer of the Naga name myself. I just changed my name to hide that. Of course, when I lost my physical body, I lost my power to create properly. A Creationist needs both their body and soul in order to create anything they can imagine. As you can tell, I'm only half of that. I can only create things half as well as I used to which, let's face it, is barely anything at all if it's half-finished. That's why I needed you. A full Creationist, who has both their body and spirit intact."

She's... a Naga. A-... Ahahah... Now that's a funny joke... 

...

Well, it's not a... joke, but... man. I feel hysterical again. I'm laughing to myself in the back of my head and everything. "So what if you're a... Naga, at the end of the day? A Creationist. Why tell me that, if all you needed was me to create things...?"

"You still haven't put it together in your head, kid?" Mizuchi raises a brow. "I would've figured you'd have found it out by now."

"Oh." I laugh almost hysterically for a moment, then stop myself. "A-Ahahah. That's a sick sense of humour you have, if that's the truth..."

"But it's not." Her face hardens a little. "It is the truth, and it isn't a joke, you idiot. I only had one kid before I died. One. And there's two Creationists out of you and your three siblings. You and Epsilon. Or do I need to spell this out more?" 

...Ah... That's the truth then, isn't it. Hmh... I can feel that acid rising more in the back of my throat. Burning it. I can taste it on my tongue, almost. "...No, you don't... Whew... But which is it though?"

"Between you and Epsilon? Well, I'll let you think about that a little before confirming anything first." Mizuchi looks to the bamboo forest, then starts growing more translucent. "...Meet me at Misty Lake later today, when you figure it out."

And, with that, she disappears, fading into the ground, leaving just me, the silent forest air, and... my thoughts.

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Goddamn it. Why is nothing ever simple...?

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Notes:

god fucking DAMN it mizuchi why are you SO COMPLICATED TO WRITE

anywho! welcome to 'emm rambles about things' volume... uh... fuck. yeah. volume fuck.

i'm not gonna lie this chapter somehow took me, like, just a little over 2 weeks to write. what the fuck. why do i randomly get hyperfixations on my fics at random. how do i control this. help.

that aside, i packed a lot of detail into this chapter! so let me take away a few things first:

SAGUME! IS REAL! all hail our one-winged (totally not an amanojaku) lunarian sage! honestly, the interactions between her and rajime were incredibly fun to write, especially the braiding part! plus, when you think about it, the way she'd react and interact with rajime isn't entirely wrong either, she's more open-minded than other lunarians are at least. that and sagume easily took up like half of the chapter somehow, damn you short-hair 2hu'd sephiroth

uhhhh the wrathful. jesus fucking christ, the wrathful. they are a clusterfuck to write. not too sure if i got my idea of 'creepily calm and menacing scissor-slinging freak' across with her, but she's there now! serial killers, man. fucking spooky as hell.

and the crimson mist... man. kolar going 'hm yes today i will become a vigilante' is pretty in-character for him imo, better question is, who the hell is red? is it flandre? geju? zeitaku? is soldura cross-dressing? is it the three musketeers (crim, sola, beeze) in a trench coat? is it meiling? who knows! (except me of course)

also yes i technically mentioned maribel and tohru in this chapter through kolar and no you are not getting further elaboration on that outside of next chapter featuring a maribel appearance (as well as tohru i guess)

seiran and ringo, as brief as their appearance was, were also fun characters to write, especially what with their whole dynamic of being rival dango salesman going on (that and it allowed me to mention curo's yearly one-day nightmare that is father's day, so. you know.), the idea of seiran hitting ringo with her mallet was also too funny to pass up! takamine still exists too i guess, she's there

sadly i did not get to do all that much with yoshika this chapter :( but there's always next time! (whenever that is)

kaguya briefly showing up to call raiju a 'glorified unkempt big rat' is also a thing that exists (also the insults used in that scene are actual japanese words lmfao)

anywho uhhhhh yeah i'll just leave you guys to wonder wtf happened this chapter amongst yourselves, peace

Chapter 16: Overstepping the Boundaries of Responsibility

Summary:

Rajime prepares to do something quite drastic after finding out something regarding the village guard who the Wrathful killed in front of him last night. At the same time, he comes to terms with who he really is, Mizuchi's role in everything, and the inevitable confrontation with the Moon.

Notes:

goddamn a lot happens this chapter (mostly hell-related stuff, but also some brief stuff in the human village and with mizuchi)

all you need to know is that new characters appear this chapter, those being:
- Maribel (WHAT)
- Miyoi (albeit brief)
- Saki (how? jumpscare)
- Komachi (kinda weird how rajime has never met komachi until now)
- Kutaka (same could be said for her)
- Sariel (don't mind her she exists)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

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I don't know how long I've been sat here. Is this what it feels like to be genuinely... lost? That everything I knew was never as it first seemed...? The fact our dad had not one, but rather, two affairs... One resulting with Epsilon first, then the second resulting in me...

And Mizuchi, she's... a Naga. A part of my family.

...

I still feel sick. I've been lied to most of my life. Mizuchi... could be my mother. Maybe. It's a fifty-fifty though. She could just be Epsilon's mother instead, and my mother is... somebody else. Another Naga.

...

Who am I kidding? There's really vibrant similarities between her and Raiju. They're both chaotic. In fact, she has parallels with Jill, too. Mizuchi probably is my mother. It lines up, and if it is, well, them's the breaks. It's not like I can control what happened before I was even born, right?

But if I had to reckon... since she's a ghost, Mizuchi's not able to tap into her more rational and composed side, said side being like me and Seam. Her 'true' personality is shining out in the form of Mizuchi. Which makes me wonder about who she really was, before she... well, became a vengeful spirit.

...

It doesn't help there's other things eating away at my mind for the moment, too. Like what Kolar brought up, about... those two. The Hearns. Tohru and Maribel.

It's... odd. I said I wouldn't mind changing my name to Hearn in the future, and that I'd name my kid either Maribel or Tohru.

That's really coincidental, or, maybe, I accidentally predicted the short-term future. Like a prophecy of sorts.

Can I even do that? Predicting the future? Hell if I know, really. Kolar said they lost their mother one day then their father the next.

...That's cruel. And way too similar to my situation, when I was their age. I don't want them suffering like that, no, I'd do anything to prevent that from happening.

The Wrathful, whoever they are... I don't say this. At all. But they're too far gone. Those two - they're just children. Youths. She ruined their lives with two, pain-inducing actions, all done at the sharp end of some pairs of scissors. She's bloody tormenting those poor, poor girls by killing their parents, people who care about them. I can't let that slide.

...

Dare I say it, I actually hate them. And I'm not one to be hateful. I feel my face getting hotter when I think about them, some kind of rage boiling inside of me. Like a pot of water, I'm steaming. Fuming? Whatever the right words are.

And I'm the only person who's seen them first-hand. They seemed terrified of me. I can use that. I'll do anything in my power to bring them to justice. 

Perhaps... I could ask Shonin about that. Maybe she is useful for something outside of being entertainment when I'm really bored.

But, still, that can wait until later. I think some more. About Mizuchi.

...Mizuchi said she had a 'personal reason' for telling me her plans. A 'sort of obligation'. She knows that I want to know the truth, by any means necessary. 

...

She told me that the right side always seems like the wrong one. Is that really true, though? Mizuchi looked like she knew Okina was trying to use me against her. To pit a Naga against another one, in the hopes that the 'better' deals with the other and succeeds them.

...That's not what I want though, if that is the truth. Mizuchi can be redeemed. I've seen that. She and I are unnatural. No, rather, me, her, and Epsilon are. So is Seam.

It's making my head spin in circles merely by thinking about it, but... I can push past the confusion.

And Mizuchi... She still shows some signs of having some kind of humanity or kinship. Me getting attacked like that genuinely concerned her. She wanted to apologise to me. Genuinely apologise, not some act of deception. She was truthful with me.

If that's not a sign of her still being somewhat of a good person, then I don't know what is.

Between the sages and her, I'm caught right in the middle, looming over a never-ending abyss of mystery, confusion... and death, even.

Nobody is too far gone. Except for the Wrathful, possibly, who seems to be an incarnation of pure evil, but... I can save this situation. I can get the perfect outcome. I know I can. I turned my enemies into my friends. And my enemies are far and few between, so they're essentially unheard of. If I can make people against me into my allies, into friends, then I can redeem Mizuchi, and I can prove that to Okina.

...Hopefully.

...

I look around the empty bamboo forest for a moment. It's genuinely peaceful. Calm. I see some rabbits shifting in and around the bamboo here and there, every odd minute or so. Some humanoid rabbits, some... actual normal rabbits. Like, the small, fluffy kind that you'd find in the wild or have as a pet. Most seem to be white rabbits though.

...

I should get back inside though. Go collect Raiju, then head off to do something I've been planning on doing ever since I talked to Kolar. Or, rather, Fury of the Crimson Mist, I should say. I do wonder who Red is, but that's a mystery I can shelf for now.

I move to stand, but the moment I do-

"Rajime."

-I'm greeted with... Tyra? "Tyra? What're you doing here?"

"I came when I heard the news." Tyra is frowning, for obvious reasons. "I brought a friend, by the way."

She gestures to her left. I look over and see, strangely enough, Yachie. "...'Friend' is putting it lightly, Gunait. We're more akin to 'associates', you and I."

"As I said, a friend." Tyra nods calmly, most likely to annoy the jidiao. It doesn't take a genius to tell these two don't like each other. "Still, you were... attacked? And you weren't able to defend yourself?"

"...Something like that." I lower my eyes, looking to the side. 

"From what I gathered, it was that bothersome Wrathful killer going around and stringing up anybody who just so happens to see them and get on their bad side. They've even attacked a few of my underlings and even you, my associate." Yachie's gaze hardens. "...Hence why I'm here."

"Sure you are." Tyra rolls her eyes. "The way I see it, Kicchou, you're just concerned about losing what you consider a valuable asset."

"...The same could be said for you, Gunait." Yachie only stares really hard at Tyra. "Is Rajime not the ambassador you made for your people?"

"A fair point." The Astralian princess hums calmly, but focuses on me. "Yet, we did not come here to squabble about pedantics like that."

"...Indeed." The jidiao matriarch looks to me calmly as well. "Truth be told, I wish the Wrathful to be... 'disposed of', for a lack of better words. However, I know this conflicts with your ideals."

"I'm... not actually that sure what to do about them." I reflect on the Wrathful. That 'vigilante'. No, rather, that killer masquerading as one. They're no self-proclaimed bringer of justice, that much is for sure. They're doing this to hone their 'art'. That's not art, that's just brutality portrayed in a cruel way, what they're doing. "One half of me wants to bring them back into the light. But the other half..."

"You're conflicted about this, for once?" Tyra seems curious. "...Intriguing. Why are you so conflicted? Aren't you all for peace and diplomacy?"

"...She made two kids into orphans." I look away. "I can't overlook that with a straight face."

"Jigoku has mentioned that you were more or less an orphan at one point as well, although you persevered with your eldest sister's help." Yachie closes her eyes for a moment. "...Ryuu always told me he had a sister called Yokoshimana, who suffered through similar."

"...She's actually my coworker at times." I reveal, much to a lack of surprise from Yachie, but shake my head. "That's a story for another time however. But yeah, I was pretty much an orphan, but the way I lost my parents was out of my control. I couldn't do a thing about it. The Wrathful, though, I probably could've done something about. I know I could've, too, but I was... afraid, I think. Of them."

"Are they genuinely that menacing?" Curious, Tyra inquires about the Wrathful. I only nod. "At the same time, I suppose seeing somebody running out abruptly only to die not even a few seconds later via scissors would be jarring. Don't beat yourself up over that. Sometimes, fate is unavoidable."

"Indeed." Yachie purses her lips. "From the way I see it, there's nothing you could have actually done there due to the suddenness of it. Even with your supposed unconscious movement and instincts. A few of my underlings actually saw the whole encounter. Needless to say, a lot of people are being made aware of who the Wrathful is now, as the Kiketsu have her face on paper."

"That's... good." I nod slowly. "Not too sure if that'll be enough to stop anymore murders, but..."

"Although, what with the whole issue of Miyadeguchi also being present, Hell is getting more and more involved with Gensokyo's affairs. And considering the fact that you, the King of Hell, were attacked by the Wrathful, the Wrathful is also an issue regarding Hell." The dragon turtle also points out. "...So Hell has more of an excuse to be involved in Gensokyo's affairs, really."

"I'm not the King of Hell. Not yet, anyway. I'm only the candidate for that position." Slowly, I shake my head. "It's an inevitability, but I'm not officially that just yet, Yachie... but I see what you mean in any case."

"I'm aware. Jigoku refers to you as Typhon though. Some Greek serpentine beast, I presume." Tyra sighs quietly.

"Really, now? I'd heard Jigoku refer to him as Yurlungur - or Yuri for short." Yachie cocks a brow.

"...I know of both." I think for a moment on the topic. "Yurlungur's a creation deity - or a rainbow snake more specifically - from Australian mythology, which is probably closer to my heritage, what with me being English and all. Typhon was the father of a lot of more well-known Greek beasts like Orthrus and Cerberus, as well as the Hydra and Chimera. There are others that get named as Typhon's offspring, but those four are the ones that I consider to be fully true."

"She likely considers you both at the same time, or something along those lines." Tyra shrugs, then pulls out her trident. Nightmare Spiker. I actually forget what that thing's called sometimes. But, surprisingly, she shifts it into Masamune. "But, this is aside the topic of our discussion. Death is not something I wish upon my enemies, save for the Lunarians. The Wrathful is an exception, for she has threatened the stability of my people by attacking you."

"And she attacked some of my best scouts haphazardly. Fortunately none died, but..." Yachie sighs. "...If Toutetsu's top lieutenant, Hoshi, wasn't fast enough, they would have been such." 

"So the Wrathful attacks just about anyone they can see?" I ponder on that. "That definitely can't be left alone. She could attack someone important and maybe even kill them, since she doesn't seem to care about being non-lethal."

"Mmm." Tyra spins her katana around, before sheathing it by... making it disappear. Okay then. "The Astralians are a kind people. Seldom do we attack others first, but when we do, we do it in a clever way. Believe me when I say the Wrathful will have a hard time destroying me. No, rather, she cannot. Scissors alone cannot destroy an Astralian, especially me."

"...Yes." Yachie glances at Tyra for a moment. "You may see some of my associates around Gensokyo, or rather, around the primary Human Village. The humans in Gensokyo seem much... weaker compared to the ones in Hell."

"Weaker?" I look at her in confusion. "What do you mean...?"

"They're more restricted. Underdeveloped." Calmly, the jidiao raises a hand in an explanatory way. "Although, that seems to be intentionally done by higher powers, from what I can gather at least. It may be the doing of the sages, as youkai need humans, as do gods I suppose."

"My kind don't naturally age, but in order to... properly reproduce and repopulate, as well as continuing the Astralian Ascendancy, we need at least one humanoid being." Tyra looks to me. "I told you about this before, I believe."

"...Something like that, yeah." I adjust the flowers on my ears for a moment. "I have something I need to do though, before anything else."

"Something to do? What would that be, exactly?" Tyra inquires, raising a brow. I still find it strange how her skin sparkles with stardust every now and then, seemingly of its own accord, although that may be the light catching on her body.

...Tyra is a very naturally shiny person. Stardust woman.

Still, I speak. "You know those two orphans I mentioned, right...?"

"Oh. I see what you're getting at. Hmh, I may actually accompany you. I've wished to investigate Gensokyo myself for a while now, ever since a year or two ago." Yachie slowly nods. "Gunait?"

"Me? There is something I must do here, rather. I need to converse with a particular lunar sage, that being Kishin. I know she's here, too." Tyra looks to the window I left out of to get out here. 

"...Why would you converse with your enemy, exactly?" Yachie inquires about that, seemingly curious. "That just seems daft."

"I'm no underhanded tactician, Kicchou." Tyra hisses with audible disgust. "I am a honourable princess of my people, and I extend such honour to my enemies. However, I know Kishin is open-minded. Very open-minded."

"Sagume is that, actually. I was with her not too long ago, mostly talking about differences between Hell and the Moon and what-not. She's a good person, which is surprising given what I've been told about the Lunarians." I stare off to the side yet again, this time for about three seconds. 

"...I see. In any case, if you shall excuse me..." Tyra casally just... floats through the open window, casually shaping herself into a smaller stream of stardust and slipping through it, before reforming on the other side. I left it open, too. So.

...Actually, the window was wide open. I'm not sure why Tyra did that. She could've just... actually, nevermind, Tyra's weird, she is a literal alien.

"...Charming, isn't she?" Yachie reflects on Tyra once she's gone. "And annoying. Pffah, she wishes to honour her enemies. That naivete will be the end of her."

"...Are you... worried, about her?" I actually raise a brow at that. Yachie doesn't sound like the type of person to be worried about others...

"What-? No." The turtle jerks her head to me in surprise. "Why would you even-... Actually, maybe I am slightly concerned, but even then it's minute. She is a promising ally. Powerful. Influential, too. Having her under my thumb, so to speak, allows me direct access to the affairs of the Astralian Ascendancy and, by extension, Queen Aquamine."

"You're worried about her." I casually smile. 

"I am not. Gunait is a respectable acquaintance."

"Sure, you aren't. You're just 'concerned over an acquaintance'. Definitely not you secretly seeing Tyra as a friend. Absolutely not."

Yachie gives me a questionable stare for a moment. She looks like she wants to hate me for saying that, yet she also doesn't want to. 

In the end, though, she decides to change topics. "...You're planning on seeing those two children, are you not? What were their names again? Tohru and Maribel, or something along those lines?"

"You already know their names huh?" I chuckle, then get up from where I've been sat, stretching a little. "Figures. I'm feeling better and ready to go, but I just need to collect two people first, then let the others know where I'm going."

"...Please don't tell me you're talking about who I think you are."

If only she knew.

 


 

"I'm not sure if I should be annoyed, confused, or both at what you consider 'colleagues'." Yachie reflects on the two companions I retrieved from Eientei. Or, rather, one companion she probably didn't expect and a menace to society I have to keep in my presence at all times to avoid having him be electrocuted by his own stupidity.

Or, rather, Yoshika and Raiju. I left Shinmy at Eientei because she seemed fine with staying there for a while. She was having a very nice chat with Reisen, actually. It was pleasant to see, but she told me we'd meet up later. Probably tomorrow.

...Tewi was also doing questionable things to Yoshika when I found her, but she quickly returned the jiang shi to me after remembering my affiliation with Junko. I think the thought of Junko alone actually scares Tewi. Which is strange, but also not unreasonable either.

That and Raiju almost threw his knife at her. His one, single knife that is probably a hunting knife the more I think about it.

Why does he have a knife, actually...? Do I want to know?

...Probably not.

On the note of Raiju, he was still getting his butt shot off by Kaguya and Raiko. They were somehow doing that for a hour straight and they did not get bored of it. Then again, Raiju deserves to be shot with non-lethal lunar lasers for hours because of his sheer lack of intellect.

He's like one of those characters in an RPG with a ridiculously low intelligence stat but really high agility, strength, endurance, and luck stats. RPG meaning role playing game, obviously. Not the rocket launcher. Those are two very different things.

I, on the other hand, am the character with really high intelligence, charisma, luck, and dexterity, but I'm piss-poor at what Raiju's good at. Except being lucky. We're both just inherently really lucky for no reason at all.

As for why I took these two with me? Well, Seiga told Yoshika to stay with me, so it's not like I can get rid of her. And Okina more or less forced me to take Raiju wherever I go, because of that dumb harness, even if it's for a good and very well thought out reason.

"Y'could just be neither." Raiju points out as we walk along. Well, I say walk, but Yachie's floating. She does not want to touch the ground. "I mean, yo, we're all friends here."

...I actually noticed that earlier whilst she and Tyra were talking to me, but I don't think I mentioned it. She's just floating along.

"...I think I know what to feel." She narrows her eyes at Raiju. "You're annoying."

"Ey." He snaps his fingers. "That's everyone's general impression of me. You are not special."

"He's like that distinct feeling of having a strand of hair in front of your eyes that you can't seem to get rid of." I shrug in Yachie's general direction. "Believe me when I say that."

"He's friendly!" Yoshika helpfully chips in. I would not describe Raiju as 'friendly' under any circumstances.

"I wouldn't say that." So I say that. 

"Yeah, ah, I wouldn't either." Raiju surprisingly agrees with me on that. 

"I genuinely still cannot comprehend that you two are the same person." Yachie gestures between me and Raiju calmly. "You act nothing like the other, yet then again, everybody has their darkness and light inside of themselves. Their good and bad."

"...You have no idea how much that comes up." I solemnly shake my head. "He literally called himself 'my darkness' when we first met."

"Well, s'fittin'." Raiju snorted. "Plus it sounded cool at the time."

"...I see." The jidiao only stared at my other self for a moment, yet she dismissed him. "In any case..."

I decide to check in on Yoshika instead of continuing the conversation there. I'm slightly curious if Seiga checked in on her at all, whilst I was out. I know she left me that... dubious human skull, but I don't know if she had Yoshika in on that. "Hey, uh, Yoshika."

"Yeah?" She looks at me blankly. I-. Right. Jiang shi. Oddly monotone and a literal zombie. Of course. Almost forgot that.

"Did Seiga check in on you at all? I know she left me that... gift." Even still, I have no clue what to do with the skull. It's just there. I have a pristine human skull in my bag. What do I do with a literal skull. "But I don't know if she told you anything I should be aware of."

"U~m... She did." The jiang shi thinks really hard for a moment, staring blankly ahead as she hops alongside me. "She told me~... U~h.... Uhhh~m..."

"Y-... You're genuinely talking to a rotting corpse." Yachie seems to be questioning my sanity at this moment in time.

"To be fair, he met a literal wendigo not long ago." Raiju raises a finger casually. "Plus, a rotting corpse is not the weirdest thing to talk to in Gensokyo."

"...So it would seem." The jidiao seems perplexed by this information, before muttering something to herself. "Are the people here genuinely that demented compared to Hell's denizens...?"

"Hey, I'm trying to talk to somebody here." I voice my annoyance.

"My apologies." Yachie looks away, as Raiju just goes back to... whatever he's doing.

After a while of thinking, Yoshika remembers what Seiga told her. "Oh, yeah, that's right! She told me to stay with you until you decided to go back to Hell."

Oh. That's easy enough then... and it explains why Yoshika willingly came with me too. "Right, gotcha. That's all I wanted to know."

...Well, I am curious about the human skull, but that's not something you ask aloud.

And even if I could, we're coming up the village gate. Again. Well, not again in Yachie's case since this is her first time actually being here, but again for me, Raiju, and Yoshika.

...There's actually a guard here. Some black-haired guy with yellow eyes and a solemn look on his face. He's wearing the same, typically poor armour all of the other guards tend to have, and he has a sword. Just a normal old sword.

He notices us approaching, then mutters something quietly to himself. He seems... tired. Then again, the Wrathful literally made an appearance last night and caused a commotion.

Plus there was whatever Trish was doing that consisted of her running circles around an angry mob of guards whilst yelling at them to 'suck her nuts'. All the while Curo watched in a flummoxed state. No wonder the poor bloke's tired.

"Okay, okay, stop." The guardsman raises his hand and we all stop, just as he asked. Even Raiju, surprisingly. "Look, normally, I'd bother with the whole 'what business do you have here' stuff, but I'm not feeling it today. The Wrathful, that damn cold-blooded rat bastard, showed up last night, killed Makiro, the poor bastard, almost killed another guy I forgot the name of, then got scared off by those two vigilantes. Seriously, what good are us village guards if we can't even intervene in a potential murder, of our own people?"

Okay, wow. Awfully blunt. 

"Yeah, I wonder who that other guy was." Raiju exaggeratedly scratches his chin in obviously fake thought.

"I have no clue, so don't ask me." The guard shakes his head, then looks to the gate. "Still, I can't let you guys in. Sorry."

"...Why not, exactly?" Yachie narrows her eyes. The guy actually stumbles a little from her gaze alone. I think her words almost made him fall over. "I think you should let us in."

"N-No, I can't..." Somehow, this guard actually has the willpower to stand his ground, seemingly catching Yachie off-guard. "I mean, I have half a mind to, but... Two of you are blatant youkai, that guy's... questionable, and one of you's a human. But even so, I can't let any of you in, but the same goes for letting people out. Nobody in or out of the village."

"Nobody out?" I think for a moment. "Nobody in I understand, but out...?"

"Hanimura-san and Akaruimirai doesn't want any potential risks to their leads on the Wrathful as it stands, mate... Honestly, I'm annoyed they have me posted out here on gate duty alone." The man slouches his shoulders.

"By Akaruimirai, y'mean that light-flinging maniac with a knife?" Raiju speaks as if he's seen this Akaruimirai person lately. Probably from last night if I had to guess. 

"Sure, I guess." Giving a lax shrug, the guard stands his ground. "As I said, nobody in or out though."

"Please?" Yoshika tries asking nicely. Aw.

"I'm sorry, but no." He shakes his head. Oh. Worth a-.

"Plea~se?" Yoshika is really trying.

"No..."

"Plea~se~?"

"No."

...Yachie seems dumbfounded I'm just letting this happen. Raiju has his hands behind his head, looking oddly patient.

"Plea~se~?!"

"No! N-No means no, you-."

"Aisha, let them in."

Surprisingly, a familiar voice speaks up from behind the gate. I look over and see, oddly enough, Meira. She seems just as tired as this guy, Aisha.

"W-... What? But Lady Meira-." Aisha jerks his head to the samurai woman.

"It's under Arkhana's and, by extension, Haimura's authority. That... man in the colourful clothing, and anybody with him for that matter, is to be allowed in regardless of ongoing circumstances." Meira shakes her head, pointing out the fact that Silia vouched for me. "I don't like it either since it might affect the ongoing investigation, but orders from superiors are orders we follow."

"Honourable and loyal..." Yachie reflects quietly, gaining a slightly devious grin. Ah-. No. 

"...Don't even think about it." I give the jidiao a dry stare.

"Think about what, hm?" She gives me a clueless look. Don't you play dumb with me, Yachie.

I only narrow my eyes at her, but before I can speak-.

"The gaslight, the gatekeep, and the girlboss." Raiju decides to take the opportunity to say the most out-of-nowhere thing he possibly could and make it fit context-wise. I hate that is not a wrong description to use for Yachie, either.

"W-. What genuine filth are you spewing now." Yachie jerks her head to the alter ego the moment he's done speaking. Raiju seems weirdly smug about being able to say that. "What does that even mean?!"

...Meira has a slightly concerned stare. Aisha seems dumbfounded at what has just been said. I cannot blame him, Raiju's stupidity is impossible to comprehend.

Yoshika? Blank stare with a spaced out smile. Because jiang shi.

I may as well take charge because I think Yachie is about to whack Raiju upside the head with her tail, or something. I have no responsibility over what he says, Raiju is a volatile explosive at all hours. "Hi, Meira."

"...Rajime. What genuinely brings you to the village this time? Do you just have a thing for bothering the people here?" Meira immediately narrows her eyes at me. "And are you plaguing Arkhana's mind with propaganda?"

Pfftah-. What the hell-. "No, I don't recall doing that. And to answer your first question, it's not bothering them if nobody gets harmed. That one guy in the village square punched himself in the face and he was being a jerk anyway, thinking like one part of the square was his and his alone."

"Oh. That altercation. Some villagers did inform me it was self-defense, at least, and that Arkhana was the one who took responsibility for what happened there." Meira nods in understanding. "...Truth be told, that guy had it coming to him. Somebody had to put him in his place, but none of the village guardians ever caught him doing that in the act. So, thanks, or whatever."

Honestly, such a tsundere, Meira is. "It's water under the bridge anyway, just like that time you threatened me and thought I was a youkai."

"I still think you are." She isn't letting up on that thought process. What a bother. Oh well, people can think what they want anyway. "...Although, weren't you the other person attacked by the Wrathful last night?"

"Wait, what?" Aisha jerks his head between me and Meira. "This is the other guy, Lady Meira...?"

"According to witness reports, and the statement handed in by Red of the Crimson Mist, he is." Meira eyes me curiously. "...How did you survive that encounter? The Wrathful doesn't leave survivors, let alone people that bastard attacks."

"I am very lucky, let's leave it at that." I stretch my arm a little-.

Whack!

"Fucking ow shit-."

"I told you to not touch my horns." I turn just in time to see that Yachie punted Raiju with her tail and is currently holding him by the neck with said tail. Oh. Um. Raiju touched her horns and that... warranted that?

"Cool!" Yoshika's amused. Good for her.

"...What the hell are your companions, even." Meira asks me. "Is-. Is that Kaku's jiang shi?"

"Yoshika? Yeah, it is. Seiga loaned me to her for the time being." I shrug casually, as if that's a normal thing. "The idiot with silver hair, well, he's complicated. All you need to know is that he's Raiju and he's a threat to people's sanity and health." Then I stare at Yachie really hard for a moment as she seems to relish the feeling of smacking Raiju up the head. "And she's... a matriarch for an animal spirit yakuza in Hell."

"Excuse you? What was that last one?" Meira double-takes upon the words 'matriarch for an animal spirit yakuza in Hell'. "...Hell? You mean to say that place is actually real?"

She doesn't know Hell is real? "Huh? Well, yeah, I'm actually the King of Hell."

"...That's a bad lie." She doesn't believe me.

"Oh, no, he is, believe me." Yachie actually backs me up on this.

"I-. Really? You, of all people?" The purple-haired samurai seems flabbergasted, but her voice doesn't change. Thanks, Yachie. Aisha isn't even responding, his jaw's just agape and he's... sort of looking unfocused-?

Thud.

Oh. He fainted. Nevermind. I guess that's a reasonable response.

Also, Meira. "Yeah. Did Silia not mention that part to you, or something...? I figured she would have..."

"...When you mention it, I believe she did bring something like that up to me when I asked where she went off to... Actually, she said she went to Hell herself, so she most likely would have known, and she doesn't lie either." Meira furrows her brows and has a very conflicted expression. "...Why are you here at the village, then?"

"For one reason as to me being here, the Wrathful is now a matter that concerns Hell." I snap my fingers. "She attacked me and many others, causing mass suffering, and I don't intend to let that go without some form of retribution. As for the second, I wish to pay my respects. I watched that guard - Makiro - die right in front of my very eyes. I was told by Fury of the Crimson Mist that he had two daughters."

"...Tohru and Maribel? That explains why you're here at least..." The samurai mulls this over for a moment. "...Fine, you can come in. Just-. Don't cause trouble. I'll take you to the Hearn dwelling, but from there, you're on your own."

"Thank you." I nod in appreciation, then turn to my travelling partners and gesture for them to follow me, as Meira goes to open the gate from the other side...

 


 

The walk through the village was... strange. It was uneventful, nothing actually really happened, but it was odd. Everybody seemed a lot more... taciturn? Reserved? Quiet. I think quiet is a better word to use. Barely anybody was speaking to anybody else. It was gloomy, the atmosphere.

I saw a few familiar faces as we walked. Said hello, but outside of that, not much really. Silia was among them, but she told me she was busy at the minute with the whole Wrathful affair. Curo was around as well, gave me his condolences, then almost shot a guy. As Curo does, I guess.

But, you wanna know who I saw here, that I recognised, and was really strange? Rujo. And with him, both surprisingly and unsurprisingly, was Nero, Mizu, and, even stranger, Futo. Rujo looked like he was getting a lot of side eye from some villagers, but apparently he was here at a 'formal request' when Raiju approached him like an idiot.

Didn't stop Nero from saying he had half a mind to slam Raiju over the head with a desk and, apparently, Rujo felt the same way. Mizu's presence was also slightly jarring, considering she's a blatant water spirit, but apparently she's here under a formal request as well. I have no idea who could've wanted Rujo and Mizu in the village, but I'm imagining it's for a good reason.

Futo? Well, Nero probably dragged her along to keep her out of trouble, or something along those lines. She seemed a lot more, ah, docile as of late. Wonder why. Futo doesn't strike me as a docile type.

Still, Rujo seemed really busy, which was surprising. The only thing he could tell me was that he was also getting more and more involved with all of the Wrathful stuff. Apparently, an old friend of his, Atriox, who I'm fairly sure I've heard of before, pleaded with Rujo to get involved with village affairs again.

It's most likely because of the talks I had with Rujo regarding it that he even bothered in the first place. If I hadn't, then he probably wouldn't have. It's good to see him changing from his ways as a Deva. Like Tyra being a better princess to her people.

...Mizu is still Mizu, I think. I don't think there's much about Mizu that really needs to change. I think she actually got peer-pressured into becoming a Deva, when I give it a good old think.

Anyways, Nero and Futo did both give Yoshika a weird look when we went by, but Yoshika happily hopped around, blissfully unaware of her surroundings. I don't even know if Yoshika is focusing or not sometimes, she just kinda... does. Her mind's probably filled with TV static constantly, and every now and then you probably get some semi-coherent mumbo jumbo out of said mind.

I don't see the appeal of having a pet jiang shi, but then again, Seiga is a very strange woman regardless.

Still, all the while, Meira just kind of... led us around the village. Mostly out of the sight of some villagers walking around, taking backstreets and what-not.

"...This place is exceptionally poor and filthy." Yachie reflects on the status of the village, making a face as we walk through one of the various backstreets towards what I think is the western side of the village. By now, she has stopped 'choking' Raiju with her tail and is constantly maintaining her distance from him at any given moment. I cannot blame her for that. "Honestly, compared to this, Hell is a lot cleaner, which says something."

"You try maintaining a medium-sized village with about a couple thousand humans as the population." Meira shakes her head, but sighs. "...I get what you mean though, this place does feel filthy sometimes, even if I've lived here my entire life."

"I'm sorry. This is medium-sized." Raiju furrows his brows. Raiju, I swear to Hecatia.

"...Yes. It is. Why?" Meira turns her head to him. No. Do not indulge him.

"See, me and him, we're from outside of Gensokyo." Raiju gestures between me and himself. "There are villages damn well bigger than this out there and those are considered bloody small, mate."

"...So you say." Meira, thankfully, does not believe him.

Although I may as well be honest. "He is not lying."

"Oh, he isn't?" Yachie seems curious about the outside now. 

"I wish he was lying, but alas, we cannot have everything we want." I solemnly shake my head. "Villages or hamlets are considered the smallest type of civilisation, going all the way up to cities. There's towns, but... eh, what matters is, the outside has way bigger in terms of everything."

"Bigger yes." Raiju, as usual, forgets grammar is a thing.

"Bigger yes!" Yoshika cheerily adds on. 'Bigger yes'.

Meira gives them a very concerned stare for a moment, but shakes her head and mutters something under her breath, continuing her pace. "...Yes, but that aside... We should be coming up on the Hearn residence soon."

"Oh. That's good." I nod with a small smile on my face.

"Pray tell, why do you want to see Makiro's daughters, exactly?" Meira then decides to ask me the million pound question. I'd say 'dollar', but I'm English.

"Well..." I think for a solid moment about how to word this without making it sound suspicious or weird.

"Well?" Meira's brow raises.

"Well." Raiju points at a well we literally just pass by as we walk through the backstreet.

"...I'm literally going to kill you." Yachie turns towards him threateningly.

"Whoa, no, violence is big bad! To my pit!" Frantically, Raiju goes to jump down the well. I-.

...I slowly walk over to him, calmly slap him across the face, then drag him away from the well. "No. Do not jump in that well, because if I have to fish you out, well... you know."

"Daw." He deflates a little.

"Okay, I need to ask, are all of you outsiders genuinely that stupid?" Meira is dumbfounded at Raiju's sheer stupidity.

"Not all of them are, he's just more clinically insane than most." Yachie's eye twitches. I cannot disagree there.

"He's fun though!" However, Yoshika's on Raiju's side. Good for him, I guess.

"Thank you, rotting corpse." Raiju casually nods at the jiang shi in question with a big look of appreciation plastered on that dumb face of his. Dumb silver-haired maniac in hunter's clothes who just so happens to be me...

"Wells... aside-" Meira watches me let go of Raiju with narrowed eyes and we walk into a main street, with her turning back to me. "-what are you planning here?"

"To put it simply, it's not like they're of an age where they can provide for themselves, is it? They're just kids." I casually shrug.

"What does that have to-...?" Slowly, it clicks with her what I mean by that. "Wait, are you-?"

"Putting it even blunter, I'm being a responsible human being my age." I think about it. Then turn to Raiju. "Also, you need to be responsible."

"Wait, say what now?" Raiju double-takes. "Me? Responsible? Why the hell would-."

"Raiju." I stare at him really hard.

"I-. Ohh, okay, okay." He gets the message at least.

"...I don't get it!" Unfortunately for Yoshika, she is but a rotten corpse, so her thinking skills are not above-average like we are, which she cannot be faulted for. Her mental capabilities are but a natural thing.

...Why am I speaking like that? Hell if I know.

Meira still seems really conflicted though. "No, seriously, are you joking right now?"

"No, no I am not." I shake my head in denial firmly. "I am being responsible. Such is a normal thing to do."

"He isn't wrong." Yachie agrees with me. "Having witnessed their father die right in front of him, he is responsible to an extent and in the right here. Not that I know much about this, but still, even somebody like me can take that away from this situation."

...The samurai thinks for a moment. "I actually hate your guts to try this right now. But... What the hell. Why not."

Oh, she's just... letting me do this. Why? "...Just like that, you're on board with this?"

"Look, everybody in the village is in a rough spot at the minute. Corrupt council members, serial killers running around, village guard are having trouble containing situations with rowdy youkai, having to rely on other youkai to help... Look, it's not good here, it's awful actually. We informed Tohru and Maribel about what happened last night already. Merry almost broke down entirely. She's honestly lucky she has Tohru to lean on." Meira's face hardens. "Ever since the situation with Rujo a few months ago, about that ass Yokaro, the former chief of village security, the village has only gotten worse and worse. Not the kind of place people can raise kids anymore."

...Criminy.

"Criminy, man." Raiju just so happens to say my internal response to that. 'Criminy'. Funny word, that. "You have me feeling bad about fooling around with this place. That's not normal."

"That really isn't normal." I shake my head. It all seems so... grim. Gensokyo's a land of fantasy isn't it? It should be that, yet here... I guess even fantasy has its cruel torment to inflict on others, huh.

"Good grief, and at first, I thought this place was just filthy. I can see it runs deeper." Yachie contemplates for a moment. "...It reminds me of Hell, in a way. Of all the various animal spirit gangs, my own included, competing to be top dog."

"What goes on in Hell isn't any of my concern." Meira outright puts that out there, quietly shaking her head. "...What I do know is that the village isn't a place for Tohru or Maribel right now. For all I know, they could actually be the next two on the Wrathful's list."

...What? "Okay, no, I'm not having that."

"Wait, whah?" Raiju jerks his head to me in surprise. "You look really, ah, agitated there mate-."

"I'm pissed off is what I am." I glare at him.

"...Oh, damn. Okay then. That's... actually a terrifying expression t'see on you." Raiju seems very surprised and, oddly, unnerved. That's a new one.

Yachie actually seems worried. Yoshika does as well. Neither speak though, which is surprising in Yoshika's case, but it's appreciated.

Meira, though, seems intrigued. "You didn't strike me as the type to get angry often, if not at all. Always seeming so calm and collected."

"That's because the Wrathful has firmly placed themselves at my normally off-limits area of feeling my scorn. I don't tend to hate people, either. More about making friends and playing nice, me." I grip my left fist for a moment. "That monster has not only been terrorising innocent people, but she also made two kids orphans, and on top of that, you're telling me they could be targets for the Wrathful's next 'works of art'?"

"It's not an impossibility." Meira's face darkens. I can see the grimace on her face clear as day.

"...Nothing's impossible, actually." I think for a moment, then with firmness in my voice, I stand up proper. "Even if many think catching and stopping them is impossible, I'll find a way. I'm making it one of my top priorities, along with what would normally be far more important machinations than some wannabe Jill the Seamstress or Jack the Ripper. I swear on it as whatever titles people know me by. The King of Hell, Yurlungur, Typhon, Rajime, so on, so forth. And I don't go back on my word."

Everyone just kind of... stares at me for a moment. Even Raiju, which is weird, since he should understand full well what I'm feeling right now, since he's me.

As they look at me in what I presume is stunned silence, I clear my throat and calm my nerves for now. Have to be presentable and friendly. I'm dealing with two orphans here. "Now, with that off my chest, can we please move along? I'd like to meet those two sooner rather than later, Meira."

"...Yes, I suppose that would be wise." This seems to have given Meira some food for thought and, as I wanted, some small hope, judging from the look on her face.

"My thanks." I nod in appreciation as we fully walk out of the alleyway and onto the main road, walking to the left.

Not too long after, or mostly because the walk was uneventful due to everyone being silent, we reach a... moderately-sized house. I say 'moderately-sized' since, well, it's two floors. Ground floor and first floor.

Or, uh, first floor and second floor. I never understand why building flooring conventions are different in other countries. All I know is, 'ground floor and first floor' make more sense to me personally.

It seems... somewhat well-maintained. It's in the open, too. Right smack dab in the middle of the main road, for that matter.

Outside facade? It's just like every other building facade out here in the village. Semi-decent quality, made out of raw stone and wood, and what-not. Like... a cottage, kind of? But not really? It's hard to describe. I know it's the same shape and size as a traditional Japanese home from, say, medieval times or something.

Then again, normal people in Gensokyo tend to be shorter more often than not. I am a lot taller than people. I am taller than Meira. I am even taller than Yachie.

If somebody's taller than me, well, they're either a youkai or Trish. Or Junko. Or Sodatsu, I guess.

"One second." Meira raises a hand for me and everybody else to stop, so we do. Then, she-

Knock, knock.

-knocks on the door twice.

"...Who is it...?" After a moment, somebody speaks up from the other end. It sounds like a timid, young girl. She sounds really tired and her voice is... slightly hoarse, even if it is muffled through the door. "If these a-are those two guards a-again, I swear-."

"Tohru, it's me. I brought a guest." Meira responds, cutting her off, then looks at us and lowers her voice. "You three. The turtle, jiang shi, that walking menace, you three step out of view and don't make yourselves known. And don't do anything stupid, either."

"I'd appreciate it if I was known as something other than 'the turtle', but alas." Yachie's eye twitches, but she complies, moving away, practically dragging Raiju by the collar who just kinda... accepts it, weirdly enough. Yoshika hops behind her, as they all move out of eyeshot.

...

...Click.

Slowly, the front door to the home opens, revealing a girl no shorter than four foot two stood there. Blimey, I'm like a giant compared to her. This is Tohru though, innit...?

Her short hair is a deep, vibrant magenta, tied into a small bob at the back with what looks like a... dandelion? Her hair's most likely dyed that way. Actually, no, I can see hair dye. She probably dyed it herself, since it looks like a poor dye job. Her eyes are a bright, light blue. Like mine.

Clothes-wise? She's wearing a pale blue kimono with a large black sash tied into a larger bow at the back. It looks slightly... tight, on her. However, Tohru also seems to be wearing purple dress shoes with red socks.

...She's small. Definitely looks eleven. Or around Trish's age when me and her became orphans. I still have no idea how Trish was able to do half the things she did when all that first kicked off... Still, Tohru's half of my height easily.

But, what's weird is, Tohru's hair looks like she only just dyed it. Which is strange.

"...Meira?" Tohru looks at the youkai exterminator tiredly. "You said y-you brought a guest? Who-...?" Slowly, Tohru's eyes trail to me, then she just... blinks slowly as I give her a small, polite wave with a smile. Her eyes shift like she recognises me from somewhere. "...U-Um. Hello."

"Tohru Hearn, I take it?" I bow politely. If this was left to Raiju, he'd botch it in seconds.

"Y-... Yes?" Tohru doesn't seem to know what to do or say right now, then looks at Meira expectantly.

"This is Rajime-san." Meira gestures to me as if to introduce me.

"I-I know that." Tohru lowers her eyes. Oh. So she does know of me. "...He's the Rainbow Serpent."

"...Oh." Meira just... blinks, then furrows her brows at me. "Wait, you're that 'Rainbow Serpent' all of the village kids keep talking about? I thought that was just misinformation being spread by that half-tengu who comes here every now and then."

"My reputation precedes me then." I nod calmly, still smiling. Also, Dezain was the one spreading word of me around? That means she interacts with the village children then. That's... nice.

"...Deza-chan's honest a-as can be, Meira." Tohru gives the exterminator a sassy look, much to the purple-haired samurai's surprise, then stares at me in confusion. "What brings you here, um, exactly? I-I know me and Merry've been... r-really caught up in all of the... Wrathful stuff, but..."

"That's... part of the reason I'm here." My smile drops for a moment, being replaced with a stern pursing of my lips. "...Is Merry in?"

"She is..." Tohru stares at me weirdly. "Why, um, why ask?"

"...It'd probably be a good idea if we sat down and talked about this. Behind closed doors and somewhere comfortable." I shake my head solemnly. "I presume you've... heard the news, about last night."

"Yeah, d-dad..." Tohru looks more and more nauseous by the moment as she recalls it. "...died. Mom died the day before... It's just me and Merry now..."

"I was there. I saw him die." I reveal, looking to the side. "You can either believe me or not on that, I'm just stating what happened to me that night. In fact, I was attacked by the Wrathful as well. Almost died too if it wasn't for the Crimson Mist and some... odd happenings."

"That... l-lines up with what Atri told me." The purple-haired child looks down, looking pretty depressed, but then tilts her head. "You... were attacked, though? Even somebody a-as great as the Rainbow Serpent was no match for the Wrathful...?"

"They're on a whole other level." Raising a hand, I make a serious look. "Needless to say, I'm getting fully involved with this case and justice will be had for all she's killed."

...Meira stares at me for a moment, before speaking up again, just now taking note of Tohru's hair. "Also-. Tohru, did-. Did you dye your hair?"

"I-I did. It's not like mom and dad can stop me anymore." Tohru looks down to the ground for a moment. "I'm... c-choosing my own path, now."

"...That's good." I kneel down and give her a thumbs up. "You're young, but you're showing initiative when it comes to making your own choices. That's a start."

"...Thanks." Tohru... actually smiles. Hmh. Good. "Um... You said you wanted to talk... inside, right?"

"Yeah. Is that possible?" I ask her, looking behind her. "I want to get your sister in on this talk too. If that's, um, okay with her."

"I think I can get her to listen... Not too, erm, sure about s-speaking." Tohru awkwardly scratches her cheek. "Merry used to talk a lot, but this has made her... really quiet, lately. I kinda don't like it..."

"I'm sure I can get your sister talking." I smile sagely. Meira gives me a weird yet curious look in response to this, but doesn't say anything.

"I-If you say so. Um... Come in, both of you, I-I'll brew some tea..." And, just like that, Tohru steps inside. Meira follows her.

I, however, take a moment to make sure Raiju, who is peeking around the corner of the alley we came out of to get here alongside Yachie and Yoshika, gets the message to not do anything stupid whilst I'm busy.

By that, I mean I glared at him to the point he looked terrified. That's usually a good sign, isn't it? Anyways, I followed Meira and Tohru inside not too long after.

 


 

The inside of the Hearn residence is... disorganised. Chaotic. Bit of a mess, but then again, there's only two children living here now. 

There is a lot of purple. A lot of purple, actually. It is a very purple place. Violet? Hell if I know, it's some kinda purple.

The living room, though, is quaint. Tohru brewed me and Meira some cups of tea, as well as two for herself and her younger sister. Who she did manage to convince to at least listen to the talk I want to have with them.

To put Maribel into perspective, she's shorter than Tohru is by, like, nine inches. So around three foot elevenish. She is small. And, just like Tohru, incredibly taciturn for someone her age. Reserved? Quiet. Maybe quiet is the best word to use, I think. She constantly seems to be thinking, at least.

Maribel seems very... plain, however. She has blond hair and golden eyes. Seems to be the same hair length as Tohru's if I had to take a guess.

In regards to her attire, she's wearing a plain, purple dress and a white mob cap. Very plain. Tohru calls her Merry, so I may as well do that too if I'm speaking to her - or at least addressing Maribel. Meira seems to do the same as well, so...

"O-Okay, um..." Tohru looks at me in confusion. "What did you want to talk to us about...?"

"Yes, by all means, go ahead." Meira nods at me, whilst Maribel only looks over quietly.

She doesn't speak, but stares at me curiously. Merry does, I mean.

"Firstly, I want to give my condolences. I know what it's like to lose your parents when you're around the age you two are, and I can't help but feel guilty for this happening in the first place. I could've done something, I could've saved your father, but everything was so sudden and jarring I didn't get a chance to even react to the Wrathful." I close my eyes, thinking about how to continue for a moment. When I find my words, I do. "I was around your age when I lost my dad and... mom at the same time. Lightning strike. Scarred me for life due to how abrupt and sudden it was."

"You... hesitated when you said 'mom'." Tohru picks up on that immediately. That's a sharp ear she has.

"As it turns out, that wasn't even my mom I grew up with. It was my adoptive mother. Actual mother, well, she died." I click my tongue for a moment, then sigh out. Mizuchi is weird. Still not fully sure if she's my mom or Epsi's, but it's a fifty-fifty, and she makes it sound like I'm her daughter. Fancy that. Pitting mother against daughter in a game of wit and lies... if that is the truth anyway. The sages really will do anything to protect Gensokyo's balance. "Became a ghost, I think. Met her recently."

"...You still don't sound sure." Tohru also picks up on that. Huh.

"The truth can be one hell of a confusing road of unexpected twists and turns. People reject the truth if they don't like it. We, as people, want to shape the world we see fit. I'm being hopeful though and assuming she is my mother. The ghost, I mean." I raise a finger, opening my eyes again. My lips curl into a soft smile. "Moral of the story is, I know how much pain you two must be feeling right now."

I notice Maribel blink, then tilt her head for a second, whispering something to Tohru.

"...huh? What was that, Merry...?" Tohru seems confused for a moment, then listens to her sister closer. "Oh, um. Yeah. He's l-like us."

Ah, so Merry asked to confirm what she heard was the same as what I just said. Good.

...Y'know, actually, Merry right now reminds me of something. "You actually remind me of myself. I have an older sister called Trish. I also have two other siblings, a slightly older sister called Epsilon and an older brother called Maroon, but they aren't in Gensokyo. For a bit of context, I'm from the Outside World, as is Trish. You might know Trish as the matriarch of Outer Heaven if you haven't seen her around the village."

"...Such bar is a den for youkai miscreants and youkai sympathisers. It's filth-ridden." Meira shakes her head with a scowl. "At least it keeps its debauchery inside of its walls."

"...Yeah, what she said." I awkwardly laugh, then notice Maribel's expecting me to continue. She just sort of... stares. She doesn't speak, asking me to continue, instead she just looks at me with intent until I do. So I do that. "Still, back to what I was saying... I only really spoke to my sister after I lost my parents. Didn't speak to anybody else outside of her, or Epsi and Mar when I went to visit them. They also, um, got injured by the lightning strike, pretty badly at that, so they had to rest for a while and heal."

That seems to have given Merry some food for thought for right now.

Meanwhile, Tohru speaks up again. "So you... know the feeling, then. How did you, um, overcome it...?"

"I didn't." I shake my head, much to their surprise. "Still haunts me to this day, sometimes. Less than the past, but it still does. If I hear and see lightning, I lock up in fear. However, the loss of my parents, I use it as motivation, like a catalyst for my mind. To make sure nobody else gets hurt too badly like my family did ever again. Which is what I plan to do even still, now knowing what the Wrathful's done. So, on that note, I'd like to introduce myself further."

"...Further?" Tohru blinks for a moment. Merry tilts her head again, but she seems invested in the conversation. That's good.

"You know me as the Rainbow Serpent, yes, but I am also known by other names and titles. Typhon, Yurlungur... and, I know this will sound surprising to you, but I am also the King of Hell." I place a hand to my chest calmly. 

"Hell?!" Tohru double-takes in surprise. "But that means you're-."

"Let me continue." I sigh. Tohru covers her mouth. Merry still seems interested. Surprised, but interested. "I am, by no means, a bad person. I help those in need if I am around to do so. Many people also take Hell for a bad place, a land chock full of sinners and criminals. And, whilst that is true, it isn't actually that bad. The people there can be..." I think about how to describe Hecatia and Shonin for a moment, but then remember Tensai and Eiki exist, as well as Yachie and Yuuma. "...a mixed bag at times. Some eccentric, some honest, genuinely, it's a very, very mixed bag of people."

"Weren't you just travelling with a matriarch to one of the gangs there?" Meira glances at me, reminding me I was just wish Yachie.

"...I was." I nod once, then brush the fringe of my hair to the side with my hand. "I have to deal with her - as well as the other matriarchs and the like if it comes to it - pretty much almost daily. Still, it's not all bad, like I said before."

"Why... are you bringing this up, exactly...?" Tohru finally asks what I was waiting to hear. Good. Now I can elaborate.

"To put it bluntly, the village isn't a safe place anymore. For anyone. The Wrathful's already made that obvious enough." Slowly, I look at my right hand. It's balled up into a fist. "Hell, though, is safer. Rather, anywhere is safer as opposed to being cooped up here all of the time."

"You're not... entirely w-wrong, but..." Tohru's brows shift, then not long after, they furrow in confusion. "W-Wait. Are... you offering-...?"

"...Hm...?" Merry makes a noise of confusion, looking at her older sister with the same expression.

"I honestly couldn't believe it either, but..." Reluctantly, Meira groans. "He has a point. The village isn't safe whatsoever, especially for you two. I have reason to believe the Wrathful could come back for you two as well and, knowing that bastard, we wouldn't have the means to keep you from her. There is Hakurei Shrine, but that's still risky knowing the Hakurei's... incompetence, at times."

Reimu? Incompetent? Are we talking about the same Reimu I know of? Hmm. Let's... save that for later. "I know it's... a lot, to ask, and you might not trust me entirely, but I have good intentions in mind here. So, as such, I'd... appreciate it if you two came to Hell with me, and stayed there."

"That's... a big request." Tohru looks down to her cup, before taking an awkward sip.

"Go... to Hell...?" That seems to have broken Merry's shyness a little. Or, maybe it's because I'm asking both her and Tohru at the same time.

The magenta-haired sister looks at her younger, blond sibling with a look of contemplation, before turning back to me and frowning. "W-With all due respect, I don't think Merry would-."

"I-I don't mind it, actually!" Surprisingly, Merry snaps back at her sister, before going wide-eyed at what she said. "A-Ah, um... sorry, Tohru..."

"It's... fine, Merry, but-" Tohru seems shocked if anything. "-you're fine with going to Hell, just like t-that?"

"I... I trust him." Merry reveals she trusts me. Then she tilts her head. "...Her?"

Oh, right, my confusing gender situation. That's a whole can of worms. Thanks, Raiju, but not really. "Him."

"...Oh." Maribel just blinks. "...You look weirdly like a girl, though."

Pff-. Okay. "...Not entirely wrong there." 

"I was wondering about that, actually." Meira raises a brow at me. "Why do you look so feminine?"

"That is a-..." Mid-sentence, I realise something I could say instead of what I was originally going to say. "Actually, let me put it like this. I don't have the time to explain things that I don't have time to explain, Meira. This is more important."

"...That's true." The youkai exterminator shakes her head.

She gets it, at least. I then look to Tohru. "So what do you want to do then, Tohru?"

...Tohru looks at her younger sister for a moment, seeming oddly reluctant, before sighing. "O-... Okay. I just... want Merry to be safe. She's special."

Special? "Special how?"

"It's, um... complicated." Merry drinks the rest of her tea then stands up. She seems more... talkative. "C-Could you just let us collect our things, um, first?"

"Sure." I nod with a smile. "I'll make sure my people know about you two whilst you do that."

"...Thanks." The blond sister smiles, much to Tohru's intrigue.

"Merry, you're... pretty sociable right now." Tohru picks up on her sister's newfound desire to speak. "Why?"

"E-Eh? Oh, um, I don't know, really, Tohru, I just..." Merry trails off as she moves to walk away and collect her things. "...could... we talk in here...?"

"...Okay...?" Tohru tilts her head, as both sisters walk into another room.

Meira's silently drinking her tea now, as I get out my phone, ready to talk to Shonin... albeit reluctantly.

...I wonder if Raiju's keeping out of trouble like I asked.

 


Meanwhile... (Raiju POV)

 

Ma~hahahan! This bar is the bomb! I am drinking my liver off!

Now, you may be wondering what I am doing at this moment in time, nonexistent people in my head.

...Why did I say it like that? Fucking-. The voices, man. Ah well.

Still, as I said, I'm getting fucking hammered. Alcohol-wise, of course, not in... another situational usage of the words 'getting hammered'. If you know, you know, that's all I'll say.

I decided to go to a bar to pass the time, because waiting around for Rajime to do things? Not my shtick, lemme tell ya. I'd rather kill the hell out of my boredom as opposed to anything else.

Said bar is not Outer Heaven, by the way. I think Trish has a 'do not serve me more than five bottles' policy. Then again, I went through a lot of her vodka the night before, shouting drunken obscenities at the moon and keeping people up...

Actually I don't think this place is a bar. I think it's a pub, rather. Some place called Geidontei or whatever, my head is blasted. I have done nothing but drink beer for the past... however long it's been now. I forgot. Time passes differently when you're drunk! Freakin' heebie-jeebies.

Also, I came in here alone. I don't think this place allows blatant youkai like Yachie and Yoshika during the day. Honestly, I'm surprised this place is even open after that whole Wrathful bullshit bonanza last night. One guy freakin' died and Rajime almost died as well. If I were them, I would not open a pub. But I am not the pub owner. So.

Yachie just said she'd 'await the results of Rajime's endeavours' or whatever. Her word choice was fuckin' weird if you ask me. Ah well. I don't care, for I have booze.

...Should I be drinking? Not really, but whatever. Fearing higher powers and retribution is for the weak. And I am literally anything but weak.

I've also had to constantly shell out yen, but as I've found out, I seem to have spontaneously gained hundreds of thousands of yen in my pockets. I have no idea where or how I got it, but I have money. Whole lotta money at that.

"Not bad, fella. Y'know how to hold yer stuff." 

Also, Mamizou's here. Freakin' bakedanuki woman. She doesn't know me, but I know her. Mostly thanks to me literally being Rajime at the time.

There's also this cute-looking poster girl - and waitress - here as well who I don't think is human. She has a whale hat. What human has a whale hat. I want a whale hat.

Still, ah, that poster girl, she's got pink hair and green eyes. She's walkin' around at the moment, doing her job. Because she has to. Duh. As I said, she has a whale hat on. Like, whale hat as in it is a hat shaped like a whale. It is cool. She also has this blue apron on that also has a cool whale drawing on it. 

She's also got pretty clothes that fit this kinda work. Light blue long-sleeved shirt with crossed ribbons over the chest area. Although, she's got the sleeves rolled up at the moment, probably 'cause a' work. And she's got a purple skirt with... red and white paper stuck to it. I get it could be for aesthetic purposes, but like... why.

I think her name was... uh... Miyoi, or something like that. Yeah, that's her name... Miyoi. Miyoi Okunoda.

Mamizou, though, seems to be in... some kinda get-up, that isn't what she wore to the den. Then again, it's probably a disguise, for she is a youkai. See, blatant youkai that can't mask their presence as a youkai are not allowed during the day. Youkai that can disguise. Well, as long as they don't get found out apparently, they're fine.

Her disguise? She has long hair instead of short hair somehow, as well as a checkered scarf 'n a large robe. Plus she has a hair clip shaped oddly like a leaf. Wonder what that's for.

Also something in my body is numb and has a dull pain and I do not know what it is. Should I be worried? Probably. Am I worried? Not at all.

I'm also worried about speaking and saying something I shouldn't due to being intoxicated on that good booze, but oh well. This beer tastes weird anyway, so I will speak anyway. "I am bored out of my mind. Getting blasted with beer sounded like a fun idea, and it is."

"Yup, doesn't take a genius t'gather yer havin' a good time there." Mamizou snorts. She is currently smoking a pipe, sat nearish by to me alongside some other patrons of the pub who're also drinking. As one does. "So what's yer deal? Ya some kinda youkai exterminator? Hunter? Scavenger?"

"Nope, nope, and nope." I shake my head casually.

"Some kinda elite guardsman?"

"No. I do not live in this village." I shake my head again. 

"Ah. You an outsider then?"

"Technically."

...Fun conversation, if you can't tell! I have the distinct urge to cause chaos and say she's a bakedanuki. But other urges are telling me that would be a bad idea. Rajime also outright told me to stay out of trouble. So I should, ah, probably do that.

"Technically?" That caught Mamizou's intrigue.

"Yep. Technically. Whole thing is a technicality, lady." I take another big swig out of my mug of beer. They gave me a big ol' mug. For beer. Which isn't that weird now that I think about it, but still. I'm almost done with... ah... what's this now, my fifteenth mug? Each mug is, like, eight thousand yen per. 

Thing is, they're big mugs too. I'd reckon~... a pint and a half. Or something like that.

Still, I need to order another mug. So I do that! I raise my mug really high in the air. "Aye, whale girl! I need another mug over here!"

"On it!" She replies after recognising it's me again. Miyoi seems like a pretty upbeat person. Nice girl. With a cool whale hat.

...I still want a whale hat.

"Nice girl, ain't she?" Mamizou gestures to Miyoi as she goes to get another mug of beer. Pretty good multitasker honestly.

"Yeah. She's got a cool whale hat, too." I scratch my chin for a moment. "...How do I get a whale hat."

"Y'either get it custom-made by a tailor or y'work here and get one." Mamizou gives me two options to get a whale hat. Hmm. Interesting. Very interesting. "Speakin' of here. Y'know there's gonna be a gamblin' den here tomorrow?"

Oh, right. That. There is literally a sign outside saying that. And it's human-only. Well, 'supposedly human-only' is more fitting considering Yoko and Kifujin will be there, as well as Sannyo herself I'm presuming. "Yeah, I know about it. I saw the sign.

"Y'should come by tomorrow. Who knows, maybe you'll get that whale hat y'want." Mamizou laughs a little.

Hmm. "Maybe. I have the sneaking suspicion I will be around this general area tomorrow anyway."

...Assuming Rajime doesn't forget he's supposed to be here tomorrow, at least. Wonder what Okinaneko and Saikoro'll do tomorrow though, considering Sannyo isn't planning on bringing them.

"...Ya do, huh?" Mamizou raises a brow. Yes. I have a sneaking suspicion, you... ah... canid. Bakedanuki. Aren't bakedanuki just raccoon dogs? Or whatever was said by that one person during the den's hours. Can't remember if it was Rajime or Nero.

...Good lord I feel drunk. The beer is now hitting. With force. "Yep."

See, I still haven't told Mamizou who I am properly. I don't think I've actually introduced myself at all. Hm.

"Still, don't think I've seen ya 'round Geidontei before." The bakedanuki finally speaks up about that. Oh. Okay then. "Wha's yer name, bud?"

...I stare at her for a moment. Do I give a fake name~...?

Y'know what. Let's be honest. When's that gone wrong? "Raiju. Raiju as in the thunder beast. Not a youkai though, honest."

"Raiju, huh. Well, sure, you ain't a youkai." Mamizou actually thinks I'm an undercover youkai? Huh. "I mean, ain't like Miyoi-chan's a zashiki-warashi."

The fuck is a zucchini-wasabi. Or, uh, whatever she just said. My mind is not on the right way. Head? Head. I am drunk. I think.

...Actually, wait, I think Rajime knows what they are. The name sounds familiar... kinda. Unfortunately, I am not Rajime, so I do not have access to a wellspring of random mythology and knowledge. Curse you, limits of the human mind!

Also, I ah... think that's Mamizou's way of saying that Miyoi girl isn't human, but one of... whatever those things are she just told me about. "Yeah, definitely not."

"So, there anythin' 'special' to ya, if y'catch my drift?" Mamizou asks me a very specific question.

...I think for a moment. "Maybe. Depends. Why do you wanna know?"

"Not everyday somebody wears a harness in public 'n doesn't care." She presents a very compelling argument. "...That's imbued wit' electricity."

Oh, right. That. "Ah, that ain't important. See, what I can do is, ah..."

...I look at the mug in my hands, then at the table in front of me. Y'know what, I'm gonna see if I can just spawn a bottle of booze. Being able to create things at will is fun. I could create a lethal weapon if I wanted. Maybe.

I focus intently for a moment, envision a bottle of sake and-

Clink.

-there is now a bottle of... something on the table. Red bottle. It's... just a red bottle. I can't see inside of it. I do not know what is in there.

"...Huh." Mamizou focuses on the bottle for a moment, raising a brow. "Ya did that, huh? That your ability? Makin' bottles of whatever?"

"No. Watch this." I then envision, ah, let's say a shotgun, just for fun. Let's spook people with spontaneously appearing weaponry they do not know anything about. 

I reach my hand out for a moment and-

Thunk.

-there is now a shotgun on the table. "Behold. A weapon."

"...That's just a fancy stick." Mamizou furrows her brows. "Actually-. What even is that thing?"

"Modern outsider weaponry. I can create things." I pick up the shotgun. "Also, this is not just a 'fancy stick', my friend. It shoots projectiles. Like so!"

"Wait, it shoots what now?" Mamizou double-takes, right as I point the shotgun up and pull the trigger-.

BANG! Flutututut...

...It shot confetti out of the barrel. Huh. Intriguing. I did not intend for that. Does-. Does being drunk have a random chance to randomly alter what I create~...?

If so, that's cool. It's like hitting 'randomise' when designing something in a video game.

"C-. Confetti." The bakedanuki just stares in slight awe and confusion as the confetti falls down. The noise of that also made people stop and look over in sheer confusion. "...The hell-."

She picks one up and her hand ignites, making her quickly drop it as the fire extinguishes. "W-. What the hell. Incendiary confetti."

That sounds like something Shonin would make out of boredom. "Cool, right?"

"Not when it sets my hand on fire." Mamizou looks at her hand, then at the confetti on the ground. "...What if that sets people on fire when they try to clean it up later, eh?"

"...Fair point!" I think for a moment.

"What's going on over here?" Miyoi suddenly approaches, mostly due to me shooting a goddamn confetti shotgun in a pub. "W-... Why's there confetti everywhere?"

"I got bored." I look down at the confetti. "Word of advice, do not touch it without gloves or something covering your, ah, skin. It sets your skin on fire, methinks."

"Oh... Why?" Miyoi is confused by the concept of flaming confetti. "How does that even... work?"

"I dunno." I shrug, with a casual grin. "...Wait, I wonder what's in that bottle I made then...? I wasn't actually expecting it t'shoot confetti like that."

I look over to where it was, only to not find it. D-. Did somebody take the bottle whilst we weren't looking? The hell...

"...Y'mean to say that... thing you're holding isn't supposed to fire confetti outta it?" Mamizou raises a brow, curious.

"No, no it was not." I scratch my chin for a moment. "...That bottle probably had some mystery liquid in it. I wanted said liquid t'be sake, but, ah, if this ain't shootin' what it's supposed to, then there ain't sake in that bottle."

"Wait, was it a red, odd-looking bottle?" Miyoi suddenly asks me. I nod affirmatively, like, twice. "Those guys have it over there."

...I look to where she's looking and see two guys about to drink the bottle. I cannot hear what they are saying, but one drinks it and... uh...

...Is it just me or is that guy glowing. Like. Visibly glowing.

"Should... ah... we do somethin' about that?" The bakedanuki also just watches the guy start glowing. His buddy is starting to freak out a little.

"...I'm actually curious as to what that mystery liquid will do. I might be an idiot, but I will not drink something I know nothing about." I focus on the person who is... glowing. He's glowing a bright white, mind you. Are, ah, are his eyes also getting brighter? And is it just me or does that guy seem... way stronger? And a little unfocused-?

Whoosh!

Oh sweet Jesus that's a table coming right at us with alarming force. What the fuck?

"Wah?!" Miyoi ducks out of the way behind us, whilst Mamizou raises her brows in surprise as I leap out of my seat, unsheathing my hunting knife and-.

"Limit Break "Gouyoku Alliance Superiority"!"

Oh, nevermind, somebody jumped in and kicked the table out of the way, before quickly grappling and wrangling that guy with surprising ease, before headbutting him out cold.

I-... Wait a minute, did they just say 'Gouyoku Alliance'? As in, Yuuma's whole operation?

It's a... woman. With bright green eyes and fire red hair that sticks up in random places. She's wearing a torn white shirt with rough, torn, very short sleeves, as well as a slightly damaged burgundy skirt that seems to, ah, be damaged by... battling? It looks like intentional battle damage, too. She also has brass knuckles on for some reason. They're golden.

Also, holy shit, she's ripped. I-. Wait, is this Hoshi? Like, that Hoshi who Yuuma kept mentioning whenever Rajime's near her...? I also take notice of her height. I think Hoshi's taller than Auresh. Which is fucking weird. Actually, she might even be taller than Trish is. I'd reckon Hoshi - if this random ripped woman is Hoshi - is, like, ten foot ten inches. Comically large woman.

"Pffah. Dumbass isn't even worse my time." Cracking her knuckles, the very physically strong woman backs off of the guy, before cracking her neck. T-. That guy looks really hurt, and she just headbutted him. God forbid she punched him. "All it took was one crack to the noggin'. Then again, that puts most humans down these days."

...I get a look at the guy she just knocked out. God fucking damn, that guy looked a lot stronger than usual, and this woman knocked him out like it was nothing. "Huh. Neat."

"Okay, so, what caused that dumbass to get aggressive." Hoshi, if that even is Hoshi, looks over our way. "I'm tryna enjoy my day off."

"Mysterious red bottle filled with dubious liquid." I casually reveal.

...She looks back at the guy, then at the bottle he drank, then back at me. "Oh. That uh... that easy, huh."

"...Can't say I've seen ya 'round 'ere before, lady." Mamizou observes, then squints at her. "...Hol' on. You a Celestial by any chance?"

"Hah, you've got a keen eye there. Yeah, I'm a Celestial. Or was." She folds her arms. "I'm more of whatcha call a 'fallen Celestial'. As in, I fell from Heaven. Name's Kibo no Hoshi, 'n you're welcome for keepin' the peace."

"By falling from Heaven, do you, by any chance, mean you fell to Hell." I raise a finger casually. Time for a bit of mischief, methinks.

...Mamizou cocks a brow at me. Miyoi is still cowering on the floor behind us. Uh. Is... is she okay? I get a table got flung at us but, ah... that's not really life-threatenin' is it?

Still, Hoshi raises a brow, then looks at me. "...How'd you know 'bout that?"

"I am a very knowledgeable person. I get all around the place. World? Realm." I scratch my cheek for a moment. Do I mention Rajime, o~r... Actually, fuck it. "Hey, so, funny question, you know anything about a guy called Rajime?"

"...Yeah, obviously, dumbass, he's the King of Hell. Or, uh, so the boss claims, at least." Hoshi reveals she is informed with information she should know. Good. "Hell's that guy gotta do with that...?"

Mamizou looks like she wants to say something, but doesn't.

...Miyoi is still on the floor.

"I may or may not be related to him." I reveal with a very dumb grin. "Or, rather, I may or may not be him. Like. Another form of him."

"W-... Wait." Hoshi furrows her brows and looks dumbfounded. "He can duplicate?"

"Yes but no." My chaotic attitude is showing. "If it's anything of a helper, my last name's Naga too."

"I-. Right, that explains how yer able t'just create things outta the blue." Mamizou seems enlightened. She pieced it together! Not that it was hard, but... y'know.

"What the hell..." Hoshi stares at the floor for a moment, then goes to go pick Miyoi up. "Also, it's safe now, whale girl. Ain't no 'mister roiding angry eyes' to throw tables at people now."

Mister angry eyes. Didn't I call Rujo that once, or somethin'? I know it was during the banquet... Ah well.

Surprisingly, Hoshi is very gentle and cautious when picking Miyoi up off the floor. What's funnier is that Miyoi is way shorter than Hoshi. Then again, Hoshi is, like, freakishly tall. She's taller than literally everybody here. Very large jacked Celestial woman. Miyoi is, like, a quarter of Hoshi's height. Tiny whale girl.

...Actually. "The hell is a Celestial, actually?"

"Never bothered t'learn much 'bout 'em, but they're apparently the main dwellers of Heaven. Shinigami don't like 'em, more or less." Mamizou elaborates for me.

"Yeah, a lot of them are stuck-up idiots though, real pretentious pricks." Hoshi, with Miyoi under one arm, taps her head with her free arm. There is something really amusing about that. "Not me though. I just like beating people up and getting stronger. Learnin' off of others, takin' notes from defeats and victories, y'know, I'm a good fighter. Well-. I guess there is also Hinanawi, since I've taught her a bit in the past, but... eh."

"Hm." I furrow my brows. Probably something to ask around Hell about later, maybe. As well as this Hinanawi person. Whoever she is.

"Wait, it's... over?" Miyoi just now realises there is not a fight going on. "Um... Could... you put me down?"

"Sure." Hoshi haphazardly puts the zashiki-warashi - or whatever it was Mamizou said earlier - down, then looks at me. "So... ah... you're te~chnically that Rajime guy?"

"Sorta." I look to the door of the pub, then finish off the rest of my beer. This is when I notice a specific person come in. "Speak of the devil, actually."

...The other three look over and see Rajime, the multi-coloured King of Hell looking around for a moment before spotting me and walking over. "There you are, I've done what I need to, everybody else is waiting outside and..."

...He notices Mamizou. "Oh, hey Mamizou."

"Heya, Moeru. This guy's claimin' to technically be you. That true, or...?" Mamizou decides to just outright ask Rajime himself about me being him.

"...It's complicated, but the gist is that he's the opposite of me. Still me, just everything I'm not." Rajime gives what is probably the simplest explanation anybody could give to the concept of me. "He's an alter ego who got his own form and body thanks to a specific magical item."

"Wait, so that's true then...?!" Hoshi raises her brows, then eyes Rajime for a moment. "Also, you're the King of Hell, huh?"

"...I might be." Rajime narrows his eyes at Hoshi. "Who are you?"

"Kibo no Hoshi. Top lieutenant of the Gouyoku Alliance." Hoshi introduces herself whilst giving a very curt nod and bow. "Nice to meetcha, I guess."

"What brings a lieutenant of an Animal Realm-based yakuza to Gensokyo, exactly?" Rajime decides to just out who Hoshi is. And also brings up a very good question.

"Drinking." Hoshi replies bluntly with a dry look. "Who wouldn't want a drink?"

"Ah, hol' on. You're a member of one of those Hell yakuza, wit' the animal spirits right?" Mamizou takes an intrigue in Hoshi. Miyoi's... also kinda paying attention. "And... hol' on. Rajime, pretty sure ya never mentioned y'bein' the King of Hell to me."

"Did I not? My apologies." Rajime shrugged casually. "It's not exactly a known fact, but..."

"Unless if people go throwing posters around with that on it." I helpfully tack on, reminding people I exist. "Also, actually, yeah, that's a good question. Hoshi, why the hell would you come to Gensokyo to drink. You can just like... go to a bar or pub in Hell or something."

"...I like a change of pace, dimwit." She looks at me dryly next. "And by 'pace', I mean 'scenery'. Toutetsu knows that, she just lets me go wherever I want. Besides, the Alliance has business with Gensokyo - to an extent anyway - so people don't really care about who I am."

"Oh. Okay then." Rajime cracks his neck. "I was in the village for personal reasons anyway, but now that that's over and done with..." He looks at me next. "We're going now. I-... Wait, how much did you drink?"

"A~h..." I look at the mug, then shake it around a little. "Fifteen mugs~...?"

"...Good grief." If he could tip his hat, he probably would be doing that right now. "Actually-. Wait, you have money?"

"Yeah, so funny thing, I have no idea where I got the money from, but I have it. It like... appeared. In my pocket." I just pull out an obnoxious amount of cash to prove my point. "See? It's spooky."

"...You created yen bills out of nothing, didn't you." He lowers his eyes.

"...Maybe. There's literally no difference between the ones I made and actual yen bills though. They're legit! Mostly."

...Rajime seems to consider this for a moment. "We can just make money out of nowhere? That defeats the point of working for money then..."

Yeah, exactly. What the fuck. This is busted.

Miyoi just seems... kind of astounded by me being able to just make money out of thin air. "You can do that...?"

"Nagas are some whole other breed a' weird, Miyoi." Mamizou shakes her head.

"Pff, not wrong. I knew a few in the past." Hoshi reveals she's familiar with our people! Sweet. "Surprisin', comin' from a dweller of Heaven, but I've met more Creationists than Destroyers in m'time."

"Oh, yeah, Destroyers tend to go to Heaven way more often than my kind. I know that." Rajime nods along, then turns to me. "Also, I said we're going, Raiju. That means no more beer. And-... Is that a shotgun?"

He just now notices the shotgun. Of course he did. "Long story short, flaming confetti."

"...I'm not going to ask." Rajime looks between me and the 'weapon' for a moment in sheer and utter disbelief.

"Sorry, what?" Hoshi double-takes.

"Flaming confetti." I turn to her, raising a brow. "It shoots confetti that ignites. What is there not to understand."

"Word of advice, the confetti still burns ya even after it lands on solid ground." Mamizou chips in with a fun fact. Yeah, her hand literally ignited when she tried picking it up.

"I think being drunk gives things I make a random effect, enchantment, or quality, or whatever the hell you wanna call it. It's fun, because it's a mystery bag." I nod casually, then stand up. "Also, ah, if we ever come to the village again, I'm comin' here. Also-"

Quickly, I produce like... uh... what's a decent tip for the whale girl...? Ten thousand? Ten thousand sounds good. I get ten thousand yen out of my pocket and give it to Miyoi. "-here's a tip. I can jive with this place and that's cool. That and I shot a shotgun and nobody even dared to confront me about it."

"Oh, um... thank you?" Miyoi stares at the totally legit money in her hands in confusion for a moment. "Please... come again?"

Aw, she sounds unsure. That's cute.

"Actually, hey, hold on." Hoshi catches Rajime's attention before we dip out of Geidontei. "I've had enough booze anyway. That and I think I scare people when I'm hammered, so, uh... can I come with you guys?"

...Rajime stares at her for a moment in thought, before shrugging. "What the hell, why not, I'm planning on going back to Hell later anyway. More the merrier. Word of advice, Kicchou's with us."

"That nuisance in jidiao form?" Hoshi scratches her cheek. "Don't exactly like her, but... I can put up with her f'now." 

She doesn't like Yachie? Aren't Yuuma and Yachie literally buddy-buddy? Or, uh, strategically they are, anyway. Then again, people are entitled to their opinions. Unless if I disagree with them, then in which case, I get to headbutt someone and then kick their shins in.

With that said though, me and Rajime exit the pub, with Yuuma's top lieutenant in tow. Miyoi and Mamizou just kinda watch us go for a moment. I also left that incendiary confetti shotgun for Mamizou to keep, by the way. She can do whatever she wants with that thing I guess.

 


Later... (Rajime POV)

 

We did not actually go to Hell straight away. We are instead walking out of the village and towards Misty Lake. Apparently, Seiga came and took Yoshika when I wasn't looking according to Yachie. Told her something along the lines of me 'having enough compatriots for now' or... whatever it was Yachie said.

Point is, it's just me, Yachie, Raiju, Merry, Tohru, and now Hoshi.

Hoshi, of which, is actually surprisingly good with kids. She's just sort of carrying the two Hearn sisters on either shoulder casually, and isn't even acting like they're on her shoulders outside of her holding onto them with her hands so they don't fall off.

Honestly, I don't even know anything about Hoshi, but if I know something, I know for a fact she is both freakishly strong and tall. She's taller than Trish is. And supposedly she lived in Heaven way back when.

On the note of the two Hearns though, Merry and Tohru both have large backpacks filled with their important and personal belongings. Tohru had a strange amount of practice swords and I cannot fathom as to why. Merry has a literal camera. No, I do not know why she has that. She just has an Outside World brand camera and it's still puzzling me as to how she has it.

Hoshi, though, sort of reminds me that I should visit Heaven sometime, actually. Sounds like a nice place and I can see why somebody like Hoshi casually decided one day to fall into Hell and join a yakuza.

Also, I didn't forget about Mizuchi telling me to meet her at Misty Lake so I can tell her my answer about what she asked me earlier. I have a good feeling I know exactly who she is, now. 

"I hadn't expected the most dangerous lieutenant at Toutetsu's disposal to have a soft spot for children." Yachie speaks up on Hoshi's very cautious nature whilst carrying Merry and Tohru.

"As if you don't know everything about me already." Hoshi rolls her eyes. "Isn't information literally your game, Kicchou?"

"Fair point." Yachie only smirks. "I know you volunteer at Liberty's gardens to tend to them when nobody else is."

Wait, what? "Liberty has gardens?"

"...Have you not actually been outside of that place?" The dragon turtle whips her head to me, tilting her head a little. 

"Not really." I shake my head. "I've been planning on doing that, but... well, more pressing matters arose, as you know."

"Yeah, I've had less time to actually tend to 'em as of late. Lower schnooks on the Alliance's hierarchy getting in fights with Keiga and Osoi goons, and I have to bail 'em out more often than not." Hoshi keeps soldiering on. She's... really strong, huh. "Not to say I haven't been maintainin' 'em. It's a hobby I get Karita in on."

"Karita?" I ask about that.

"You mean that incubus who follows you around?" Yachie reveals that Hoshi is talking about an incubus. Oh.

"Yeah, that kid. He's a good fella, just a bit... ah... lost at times." Hoshi looks like she'd shrug if she could. "He's kinda my responsibility. Short of it, blame Jigoku."

Oh, Shonin. "Yeah, that sounds about right for anything that goes wrong in Hell. When in doubt, blame it on Shonin."

"Hah." Hoshi snorts. "Gives me something to do though."

"You know, um..." Tohru speaks up again. She and Merry've kinda been silent this entire time. "I-I hadn't expected you to be so... soft, after being told w-who you were."

"She has a point." I actually decide to get in on that question.

"Yeah, you uh, you literally headbutted a guy with no restraint, yet right now, you're ah..." Raiju scratches his cheek.

"You'd be surprised at what I do in my free time." Hoshi... rolls her eyes. The Celestial just kinda... doesn't stop walking. "When I'm not brawlin', or trainin' for that matter, I actually teach others."

"You can teach?" Yachie immediately inquires about that.

"Yep. Why? You got somethin' wrong with that?" Hoshi whips her head to look at Yachie, briefly scowling. "I taught Parano for Lapislazuli's sake, hell, I even taught Kira and Netsu a little, and I teach Karita. That ain't even mentionin' me trainin' others either."

The Yoshikages, huh? That reminds me, I still need to meet them at some point... 

"And even if we're at odds with 'em, I train with a few of the Keiga dumbbells too." Hoshi also brings up that she literally trains with her enemy. "Surprisingly, not all of 'em are meatheads. I like that Seishin girl, y'know, the great ape who can break limits. Even then, there's Kiyohime."

Kiyohime? "Like... the snake woman who chased after - and killed no less - a Buddhist monk for rejecting her love?"

"You're familiar with that ol' tale, huh? Figures." Hoshi smacks her lips. "Well, the Keiga has the actual Kiyohime on their side."

"Y'know, I've heard of insane and dedicated before, but that's a first." Raiju scratches his chin. "Huh."

"Myep." Hoshi laughs heartily, then looks at me again, seeming pretty curious. "Also, ah, if y'don't mind me askin', your majesty, why've you got two random kids here witcha?"

"They're not 'two random kids'." I raise one finger. "They're victims of torment undertaken by that 'Wrathful' serial killer going around and 'turning people into art'. By that, I mean she mutilates them. Apparently shes attacked a few Kiketsu scouts as well...?"

"Some of them almost died, mind you." Yachie adds. 

"Yeah, what she said." I pocket my hands afterwards.

"That horse's ass..." Hoshi processes this information for a moment, furrowing her brows. "...Bloody hell. You two have my sympathy."

"Um... thanks?" Tohru tilts her head from Hoshi's left shoulder. Merry does the same, but she's on Hoshi's right shoulder.

There's still something oddly heartwarming about that. Even though she's in what is arguably the top position of a yakuza organisation that isn't being the matriarch, Hoshi seems like a very nice person. Gentle. Soft, but firm.

Also, one thing I've noticed is that, despite very obviously having drank fifteen mugs of beer, Raiju is not drunk whatsoever. Then again, my tolerance for alcohol is very poor, even one bottle of the weakest alcohol makes me tipsy. Raiju's probably got a liver and mind of steel when it comes to being drunk...

Oh, and we're near Misty Lake. I look aside for a moment. "Hey, uh, is it okay if I go and do something really quick? It won't take too long."

"...Sure, whatever." Hoshi raises a brow but doesn't press it. Yachie seems just as intrigued...

"I'm gonna set up a mortar." Raiju nonchalantly exclaims. He's probably joking, but I don't know if he is or not. "That launches water."

Okay, no, he's joking. "...Sure, you do that."

"Um... Please don't take too long." Tohru seems slightly worried that I'm going off on my own to do something.

"I won't. Promise." With that said, I dip into the trees and shrubbery then head towards Misty Lake.

Okay then, Mizuchi, let me give you my answer.

Once sufficiently out of earshot and eyeshot of everybody else, I wait near the water for a moment and make sure nobody else is aroun. "Okay, Mizuchi, you can show yourself."

"About time." The vengeful spirit, as expected, floats out of the water nearby. Her expression, contrary to how she usually is, is pretty serious this time around. Then again, this is a very serious topic for her to address and for me to learn more about. "So? What's your answer then? Is it you or your sister Epsilon?"

"Give me a second." I think for a moment. Actually, hold on, she made it really obvious which of us it is. I didn't catch onto it, because I was still a bit hysterical from how sudden it was dropped... "It's... me. Isn't it? It's me."

...Mizuchi stares at me for a moment, before nodding surprisingly quietly. "...Yeah. It is. Rajime-. No, rather, Rajimarin..." She corrected herself, then crossed her arms, floating forward so we're face-to-face. "...you picked up on what I said, didn't you? I addressed your Creationist sister, Epsilon, like I already knew her. Which I did."

"...Yeah, that's what gave it away for me, and I only realised that now." I cross my arms in kind, then close my eyes. "And... I guess you are right. About the right side always seeming like the wrong one. Any normal person - normal as in society deeming them a normal person, that is to say - wouldn't do the things I would. If somebody stood in their way, they'd actively fight against them, instead of seeking some sort of workaround and peaceful option. Too many people think might makes right."

"Damn, I really am showing in you, huh. Look, your dad? He was a Destroyer, through and through." Mizuchi reveals outright. "...Probably why your sister ended up a Destroyer and why she's so much of a hardass. Then again, all Destroyers are hardasses. Even your dad, Silas, was. All descendants of Izanami are. They're a plague that exist to wipe us descendants of Izanagi out."

"...What do you mean by that?" I raise a brow. Aegis called me a descendant of Izanagi, but... "Izanagi? Izanami?"

"You? You're, how do I say, different compared to most Creationists. The main Naga family and bloodline - which is the one you belong to - are mostly dominated by descendants of Izanami. But they also carry the blood of Izanagi, but it's really faint these days. Impossible to see. You and your sister're living proof there's Izanagi blood still running in the family though... even if I have no idea who the hell the mother of your sister is. Your last name's only Naga because of your father. If it wasn't, your last name would've been mine. Miyadeguchi."

"...That's obvious because you're my mother, Mizuchi." I move to tip the rim of my hat, but realise I don't have it on, then stop midway and pocket my hands. "So you and I are..."

"Descendants of Izanagi? Yeah, I guess. The Miyadeguchis - my entire bloodline - were considered descendants of Izanagi and all of us are Creationist Nagas. Of course, you wouldn't know anything about that. After I left you with Silas when you were born and went back to Gensokyo to finish what I had to do..." Mizuchi cocks her head back and grins. "...I'm pretty sure they masked you as a descendant of Izanami and nobody was any the wiser. But."

"But?"

"...You've come from the family which're considered descendants of Izanami - your family, the so-called 'true Nagas' - and descendants of Izanagi - my flesh and blood." Mizuchi decides to tell me where she's going with this. "So, technically, you've got the flesh and blood of both Izanagi and Izanami flowing through you. And that's practically unheard of." 

"I'm... both?" I look down at my hand.

"Yep. Technically speaking, you're literally a child of the old gods. So's your sister, Epsilon, too, I guess." Floating backwards slightly, Mizuchi sighs. "Just... don't let people find out about that."

"Wait." I raise a hand. "If your family's entirely made up of Creationist Nagas... What does that make Seam? She's a Creationist."

"Old Jill, huh?" Mizuchi thinks about it for a moment. "I've heard a few things off of my ancestors. Jill had a hand in our bloodline even being possible, but she's not the one who initiated it. That was actually a man called Majiranir."

"Majiranir..." I stop for a moment. I keep hearing that name... But I have barely any idea about him. "A lot of people make him out to be a bad person."

"Well, for better or worse, he was the one who revolutionised Gensokyo the first time around. The role of us Miyadeguchis is to pose a constant threat to the balance so life can change." Mizuchi raises a pale finger. That's why we exist? That's stupid.

"...How did he do that?" I tilt my head.

"I can't remember too much, since my other self was the one who retained most of my knowledge on lore and what have you, but I think Majiranir had something to do with the Hakurei bloodline existing today as you - and everyone else for that matter - knows it. Dunno how, he just was." Mizuchi shrugged, then grabbed her cuff's loose end with one hand.

Her other self? Actually, that reminds me of something I was wondering about earlier... "Can you even tap into your other self? Since you're a... vengeful spirit, and all."

Mizuchi stares at me for a moment, then thinks about it. "...It's hard, but I can if I try hard enough. But even then, it's only for, like, a few seconds. I was able to swap between myself and her way easier back in the day." Mizuchi shook her head, then thought about something. "Tell you what though, I am missing something that might be the cause for me struggling to tap into my other self. There's a special item me and my ancestors used to keep ourselves sane, but I lost it a few years back. Tried to find it since, to little avail. I think it's somewhere in the ruins of Makai, but I don't have all of the time in the world. If you could find it for me, or get someone to find it then get it off of them, I'll make it worth your while, huh? I'll tell you more about your ancestors, and I get my precious thing back. It's a win-win, Marin. Object in particular's a staff, mind you."

"...I'll think about it if I get some time to do so." I scratch my neck for a moment. "Is... this all you wanted to talk to me about? I have things to do after all..."

"Oh, sure. If you're that busy, I'll let you go." Mizuchi nodded. "King of Hell, right?"

"...How do you know about that?" I raise a brow slowly. 

"Please, I've been to Hell before thanks to Shonin." Mizuchi rolled her eyes. "Nice place, just a bit too uh... hot. I can still go there whenever I want though."

"I see..." I furrow my brows, then turn away. "...Stay safe... mom."

"Damn, feels weird to be called that." I hear Mizuchi snort, before she presumably goes back into hiding again. I really do hope all of this can be resolved peacefully.

Light, dark, who cares about the traditional good versus bad? I want the third option not many people consider. Neutrality.

Still, I can mull that over later. I should head back to the others, which I do after quickly manifesting Aegis-Strand, grabbing the rope dart, and hurling it into the trees where I came from...

 


 

We kept walking around Gensokyo's overworld for a while. It's a nice breath of fresh air compared to where I usually go, like Hell. Or Senkai. 

Some youkai tried attacking us but Raiju just absolutely decimated them with what can only be described as 'Oh good lord, what is that.'

The actual thing itself is like... a handheld cannon, of some kind. Only, it has some kind of track attached to it with countless small glass orbs on it that feed these orbs into the cannon. The glass orbs themselves contain some kind of... liquid that, when it makes contact with what is considered an 'enemy', it makes them suffer from electrocution, combustion, dampening, and it makes them heavier and slower.

Boom!

Oh, and did I mention those orbs randomly explode on contact, sometimes? Yeah, they do that.

Raiju calls it the 'Minor Tomfoolery', but that is literally too stupid of a name. Hoshi called it the 'Coloured Death'. That's a better name and Raiju even agreed that was a better name.

"Creating this was the best decision of my life." Raiju adjusts his hold on the... cannon abomination. The thing is, that requires both of his hands to hold, even though I'm fairly sure Hoshi could one-hand that thing. My arms would snap right off if I tried. God forbid Tohru or Merry try holding it, they'd get crushed by it immediately.

It's big, too, hence why I say that.

"...Initially, I was debating whether or not to stop you, but that thing is an abomination of a weapon that does not deserve to exist." Yachie points at it with the tip of her tail.

"How the hell did you make it do five different things at once." Hoshi also asks.

"Magic, being a Naga, and magic." Raiju nods knowingly. "In truth, I have no idea, but it works."

"That's... s-something else." Tohru speaks up from behind me. Hoshi has since stopped carrying Tohru and Merry on her shoulders, the two sister of which have now made the excellent - and reasonable - idea of walking behind me to stay out of the way of Raiju's insanity.

"Well, Raiju's motto - even if nonexistent - is most likely along the lines of 'if it's stupid, it'll work'." I sigh and close my eyes. "...Including whatever the hell that thing really is."

"It is a mighty weapon." Raiju points, squeezes one eye shut, then fires it again. That thing doesn't even have a visible trigger, by the way, it just shoots when he wants it to.

A glass orb goes flying into the aether and-

BOOM!

-explodes really loudly in the distance. It makes me wince a little.

"Okay, no." 

"Wha-. Oi!" 

Hoshi just snatched the cannon out of Raiju's hand, then holds it above her head with ease, out of his reach. "That thing's way too destructive and it hurts my ears whenever it explodes. You'll get this back when we get to Hell."

"...Speaking of which..." Yachie turns her head to me, then decides to ask a question. "Where are we going?"

"...I have no clue, actually. I was just walking around Gensokyo for a change of scenery." I scratch my cheek. "That and Raiju needs to let out his inner stupidity every now and then."

"Oh." The jidiao blinks. "...So we could go to Hell now?"

"I guess." I shrug. "If you want to, anyway."

"Um... please." Merry says please. Okay, that's good enough of a reason. "I-I don't know if it's... safe to keep walking...?"

"Fair point." I nod, then turn to Yachie. "That good enough of an answer?"

"I suppose so." Almost immediately after me saying that, the turtle raises a hand and-

Snap!

-snaps her fingers audibly, making Hoshi and Raiju stop and look over.

"...The hell did you snap your fingers for?" Raiju is oblivious as to the snap's true purpose.

"S'to summon me." Suddenly, Shonin appears out of the ground. Then she looks at Merry and Tohru, then me. "Oh, hey kids and kid. It's me, the freakin' devil."

Kids and kid. Funny how she addresses me as an individual, really.

"...I'm also here." Hoshi looks like she's going to throw the Coloured Death at Shonin.

"Oh, hey, it's Judas." Shonin nods in a stupid way.

"My name isn't Judas, you damn good-for-nothing-." The Celestial scowls, but before she can cause mass destruction, I decide to speak up.

"We want to go to Hell. Can you take us there, Shonin?" I decide to ask, resting one hand on Merry's and Tohru's back. One each. Because I only have two. "They're with me, by the way."

"Huh? Oh, yeah, sure thing." Shonin nods very casually. "And by Hell I assume you mean, like, freakin' Liberty. Because that is literally the only place you know in Hell, outside of the, ah, Animal Realm."

"Yes, can you just... do the thing? Preferably without touching you, since I know for a fact you can teleport others without needing them to hold onto you." I stare at Shonin really hard.

"Sure, sure, just ah~..." Slowly, the devil raises a hand to snap her own fingers, then notices what Hoshi holding. "Also-. What the hell is that thing?"

"Raiju-induced stupditiy in weapon form." I reply before literally anybody else can.

"...That is my stupidity." Raiju helpfuly nods.

"Oh. Neat." Shonin snorts in amusement. "Anyways, where were we? Oh right, warping."

Snap!

She snaps her fingers this time and-

Fwash!

-just like that, we were gone in a flash.

 


 

Fwash!

All of us appear in what looks like the inside of Liberty. It's a... lobby, I think. Then again, what castle or... manor thing doesn't have a lobby? Or a foyer. Depends on the term. 

It's still as red as ever.

The lobby itself is really big. There's large comfy seats in here. As well as tables and... various books. Most look like they were written and published by Aikido, though, but I do spot the odd book written under Lubrae's name as well. There's a few magazines as well... One actually has Hoshi on it, and she's wearing an oddly unfitting apron. D-... Does Hoshi cook as well? That looks like a cooking magazine. What the hell...

There's carpet in here too. And it's really, really soft. As usual, there's a few paintings and uh... yeah, that's about it. The lobby is oddly empty though for some reason. I expected to see some kishin or something, but there's literally nobody here. Just us who appeared right at this very moment.

"...Thank you, Shonin. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have other matters to attend to." It also seems Yachie is leaving us. A shame.

"Yeah, sure, whatever." The devil only shrugs at the jidiao's departure, as Yachie heads off out of Liberty's front doors.

"And I'm going fishing." Hoshi also suddenly decides that she is going fishing, tossing the Coloured Death back at Raiju, which he quickly grabs a hold of. I've barely met her, but she seems like a pleasant person. For a moment though, she looks back at me. "Take care of yourself, your majesty. You're a good guy, so stay that way."

"Bye, Hoshi." I give the Gouyoku lieutenant a smile as the Celestial leaves us as well, this time heading further into Liberty instead.

"Y'know, she's weird. For as somebody as powerful as she is, she's also really soft on others." Shonin speaks up once she knows for a fact Hoshi is gone. "And weirdly calm. Like. She goes fishing. Who the hell goes fishing without going insane. And on top of that, she has a dojo or something, as well as a garden and an entire cooking class. She is really weird."

"Yeah, she is weird actually." Raiju scratches his chin in thought. "Deceptively strong."

"She didn't hurt me or Merry whilst she was carrying us..." Tohru furrows her brows. "O-Or, at least, I don't think she did."

"No, um... she was soft, Tohru." Merry backs her sister up on that.

...Shonin stares at them for a moment, then raises a brow at me. "Okay, no, I need to ask this. Why did you bring two actual children to Hell? Like. Why? Seriously, why? Hell is not a place for kids."

"I offered. They said yes. They're staying with me, Shonin. And on top of that, they're also victims of the Wrathful." My face hardens.

"O~h, right, that. Yeah, read something about that." Surprisingly, Shonin gets it right away. "In, uh, which case..."

"In which case...?" Tohru repeats, squinting at the devil.

"Normally I like some kinda, y'know, forewarning." Shonin glances at me, but shrugs. "But eh, what the hell. I'm the devil. I make things happen on a whim."

Truth be told... "I was mostly operating off of the basis you could just do anything relating to Hell without even trying."

"Oh. You'd be right." The satyr nods casually, then starts floating into the ceiling. "I'm gonna go, ah, create a double bedroom real quick. On the third floor. Or fourth floor. Depends on how you address floors in regards to their naming or numbering. Probably nearish to yours."

"That would be wise." Calmly, I bow my head forward as Shonin just completely disappears through the ceiling.

"...Who was that?" Tohru stares directly up at where Shonin was.

"Jigoku no Shonin, general nuisance, the devil from just about any and all religious sources, and, above all else, an icon of sin." I elaborate for them.

"She's fun." Raiju casually chuckles. 

"No, no she is not." I turn to him with a very dry expression.

"T-. That's the devil?" Tohru doesn't seem to believe me at first. "She's very... um..."

"Casual? I know. I put up with her daily." I pinch my temple for a moment, before realising there's somebody they should probably meet. "In any case, how about I introduce you to somebody? A close friend of mine."

"Oh, yeah, she'll probably want to make sure you're alright." Raiju snorts audibly, before beginning to walk away. "Well, ah, I'm gonna go mess around with the oni whilst you, y'know, do that. Stay outta your hair 'n all."

"Good." I sigh a breath of relief. Honestly, I'm glad Raiju is putting himself out of my way so I don't have to constantly find out how I can fathom his stupidity every single moment I'm around him. "Just... don't do anything dumb."

"I am going to get drunk with oni. What do you mean don't do anything dumb." Raiju raises a brow, before starting to laugh to himself deviously as he walks away. "Moron."

...I watch him go for a moment, then turn to Merry and Tohru. "So... this is Hell. Or, rather, this is Liberty. My home - and also where most of the judges of the afterlife do their thing for that matter - and an official building relating to the work of the Ministry of Right and Wrong. Everyone who's in here should be loyal to me, but if they aren't, well, I can fix that quite easily with a few choice words. The right words at the right time can make all the difference in the world."

"Is... Hell a place of the free?" Merry asks me, as I begin guiding them through Liberty and towards the throne room on the third floor, since that's where I assume Chima will be.

"It is. Or, rather, it should be." I gesture around with one hand. "Everybody's free to do what they want, I believe. That's how Hell should be, where people can indulge themselves as much as they want without fear of being judged by others."

"Wait, s-so... we could do whatever we wanted to down here?" Tohru tilts her head, sounding intrigued. "That does sound, um, rather appealing... as a concept."

"It is, although, 'indulging yourself' depends on what you truly want in life. For some, battles, for others, luxury and lavishness. For a few, power. You can be anything down here. Anyone. Or that's how I like to imagine it, at least." I raise one finger. "I'm aware of a few layers to Hell, as well as a few factions down here. There are yakuza families. You remember Yachie, right? The jidiao, blonde hair, turtle shell, dragon horns...?" They both nod in confirmation. "She's the matriarch of the Kiketsu Family. There's also the Gouyoku Alliance - who Hoshi belongs to as its top lieutenant - and Yuuma Toutetsu, the matriarch of that and an avaricious taotie, as well as the Keiga Family and Osoi Family, which I don't know much of outside of knowing the identity of their leaders, with the Keiga being run by Saki Kurokoma and the Osoi being ran by a sloth goddess called Taida no Maebure."

"Yakuza families?" Merry seems confused by the concept.

"T-They're bad people, yakuza. M-More often than not, anyway..." Tohru breathes in, then out. "O-Or so, um, dad claimed..."

"Mmm. However, they can be useful in their own ways." I point out as we enter the hall where I first met Tensai, passing by some kishin and shinigami who bow at me semi-respectfully as I pass by. Some addressed me as Typhon, others addressed me as Yurlungur. Yachie and Hoshi weren't kidding, Shonin addressing me as those must've rubbed off on the Ministry's employees. "If you know how to get them under your thumb, to get them to play by your rules, they can be quite helpful."

Speaking of Tensai, I see him pestering some other brown-haired kishin who has his head buried in his hands. He sees me, and waves casually. I wave back and continue towards the stairs leading to the third floor.

"You seem very, uhm... respected, here." Tohru picks up on how respected I am.

"I'm the soon-to-be King of Hell. I'm not fully in that position just yet, but nobody's denying it's an inevitability for me to become such." I grin casually. "Then again, I'm probably the youngest ruler Hell's ever had, too, and I'm a human no less. A human controlling Hell is unheard of. Shonin, the satyr you saw before, she's a youkai and a powerful devil. There's Hecatia, the Goddess of Hell, as well. Everybody who's in power and control of Hell is barely ever a human. Humans aren't, ah, exactly viewed as dominant here. Of course, there's exceptions like me, and you two, since you're with me. There's also Raiju, I guess, but he's too much of an idiot to be considered important or influential, even if he is... me, kind of."

"...I don't know, I think Raiju's a fun person." Maribel has a small smile on her face. "He's easygoing..."

"Too easygoing for my liking, but then again, me and him are polar opposites." I shrug casually, then chuckle a little. 

"You-. You think he's fun." Tohru jerks her head to her younger sister in surprise. "Merry, he-. That-. That 'weapon' o-of his... My ears are still ringing from how often he shot those... g-glass... whatevers."

"He does lack the ability to be quiet every now and then." I scratch my cheek, then focus on the magenta-haired girl. "Is the ringing bad?"

"It's annoying, b-but it's going away slowly..." Tohru sighs out.

I have an idea. I summon Aegis-Creation, then stop on the middle of the stairs. "Tohru, would you mind standing still for a moment?"

"...Why...?" She tilts her head, then looks at the shield. "What is that...?"

"I call it Aegis. It's my weapon, or, rather, my shield." I clench my left hand and flex my left arm, as Aegis is on said arm. "It can adapt based on my desires or emotions. Pretty useful."

"An... adaptive shield...?" Merry perks up at the concept. "Like, um, a shapeshifter?"

"Something like that." I nod at Merry, then focus on Tohru again. "I can probably heal your ears so the ringing stops." 

"O-Oh, um, I'd like that." Tohru sheepishly smiles. Calmly, I take my free hand and rest it on her head. I want to create... a fix to that injury-.

Fwu~...

Tohru glows a bright green for a very slight second and she jumps a little. "A-Ah? Oh, that's... a l-lot better, actually... The r-ringing's stopped, but I feel... invigorated..."

"You were probably tired." I off-handedly mention, before dismissing Aegis once I'm satisfied. "Now, let's continue."

We continue up the stairs and, before long, reach the landing to the third floor. Now, who do I see up here the moment I get up there? Well, it's the same two oni from before, Pola and Dimsu. I actually remembered their names, too. They seemed surprised to see me again, but they weren't blackout drunk this time and babbling incoherently. They're actually pretty respectful when they're sober.

But, after a brief yet unimportant exchange with them, me and the two girls tagging along with me kept walking. The sisters kept asking me about Hell, I answered the best I could. Mostly on how things work around here, but also some other things like Liberty itself and about the Ministry of Right and Wrong.

I did wonder if Eiki was here at Liberty, but I figured she was probably busy doing, well, her job. Which is judging the dead. Besides, I was taking Tohru and Merry to meet Chima anyway.

As expected of the third floor, there's not much actually up here, as well as a distinct lack of people. It's quiet, which is a good thing.

...Also, I just realised something. Yuuma made it out that Hoshi deliberately picks fights, but the Hoshi I've met is literally the opposite of that. Hoshi was gentle and polite, not what Yuuma made her out to be...

So, in a short amount of time, we reach the large double doors to the throne room. "The person I want you two to meet should be in here."

"Should?" Tohru raises a brow slightly.

"Well, Liberty's a big place and there's a lot to do here. She could be anywhere. Just, uh, know this person means a lot to me." I give them a little heads-up, to which they both nod at quietly. "Okay then. In we go."

I open the door carefully, only to find that the throne room doors are somehow no longer creaking and is absolutely silent. I'm assuming somebody complained about that and Shonin fixed it. It saves me having to complain about it later.

They still open really slowly though, somehow. Then again, the doors are heavy.

"You're curious about what I do, Tenkyuu?" To my surprise, I hear a familiar voice which confirms Chimata is in the room, but she's talking to somebody at the moment.

"Of course! Talking to another goddess is always thrilling!" I hear Chimata reply with enthusiasm. "Especially one like you, Haniyasushin."

The other person in the room was none other than Keiki, and I see both her and Chima once I fully open the the throne room doors.

Well, I see both them, Mayumi who's stood near to the doors and giving me a calm but firm stare as I enter, but also a fourth person, who's sat with Chima and Keiki at the one table in the room. The same table I talked to Yachie and Yuuma with when I first got here with Medicine.

The fourth person is a woman, with bright yet shaggy brown hair and pitch black eyes. She has black eye markings that remind me of a sloth's own eye markings, and her attire is... strange. She has what looks to be a black, plush sloth on her head that hangs off lazily to the side, yet somehow doesn't fall off.

She's wearing a black, short dress that shows off some of her chest - but not too much - through an intentional hole bearing a similar shape to that of a sloth bear's white crest. There's lines that resemble claw marks printed along the hems of her dress, white in nature, which remind me of sloth claws. I also take note that her nails are unusually sharp. Very sharp, actually. And long. Like a sloth's claws-...

Hold on. Is that Maebure? Taida no Maebure, matriarch of the Osoi Family? Why's she here...? If, uh, that is Maebure.

"I create idols. Animted ones, with faith being their driving power." Keiki responds to Chima's question after a moment's thought. "Mostly haniwa, however. Although, I also craft items such as bronze bells, mirrors, swords, and magatama as well. Mostly things associated with kofun burials, if you're familiar with those."

"The haniwa are rather powerful. I would know." The sloth woman's eyes travelled to Mayumi for a moment, the haniwa of which just blankly stares back, not giving away that I alongside the two sisters are here. "...I'm still annoyed about what happened during the attempted liberation of the human spirits, Haniyasushin."

"I wasn't aware you were already helping the humans in the Primate Spirit Garden with your dolphin spirits. I assumed you to be like the otters, eagles, and wolves." Keiki closed one eye, as the sloth woman glanced back to the sculptor god. "However, at least we've come to some semblance of an agreement now, Maebure."

"Mmm." Maebure, as she's been confirmed to be the same matriarch I'm aware of, hums calmly. "Patience is a virtue not many in Hell have. Kicchou is, well, devious and scheming. Toutetsu is greedy. And Kurokoma is impulsive. None have the steadiness and patience I do. And in the oppressed, I see untapped potential. In the glaring obvious, I see surprise."

Chimata stares at Maebure for a second. "I'm still surprised a goddess like yourself commands one of those families..."

"I get that quite often." The sloth chuckles. "Although, I embody the sin of sloth, so it's only natural. The Osoi specialises in guerilla tactics, but also revolutionary techniques. We put the weak in the shoes of the strong, and the strong in the shoes of the weak. I know Jigoku finds us weird, at least. Or perhaps it's because I'm the only person who can actually tolerate her company. Hmhmhm."

"I did initially think you were strange myself, when you proposed that bargain for me to allow you to assist in regards to the liberation of the human spirits in Hell." Keiki stares blankly at Maebure for a moment. "...Although, you're pleasant compared to the other three matriarchs. More reasonable."

"Hmh, I'm glad you think that highly of me." Maebure laughs quietly. It's strange. She seems like a very refined woman...

...Mayumi looks at me again, then stares at Tohru and Maribel, then walks over casually. None of the three at the table pay her any mind as she does so. "I see you've returned."

Mayumi kept her voice down. Mostly so she doesn't catch the attention of the others just yet. So, I do the same. "Mmm. Am I interrupting something here...?"

"Not at all." The haniwa looks down at Maribel, then Tohru. "...Hello. I'm Mayumi."

"U-Um... hi...?" Tohru looks up at Mayumi in confusion, then back to me. For perspective, Mayumi is, like, as tall as I am, if not slightly taller. Tohru is half my height. As is Merry. Tohru's the taller of the two though, for obvious reasons.

"She's a friend of a friend. Well, friend is more fitting." I assure them Mayumi can be trusted, still keeping my voice down. "These two are Tohru and Maribel Hearn. They're sisters. Humans."

"Ah. I was wondering." Mayumi stares at Maribel for a moment. I just now notice how intrigued Merry seems about Mayumi... "...Is something the matter?"

"N-No, it's just..." Merry puts her hand to her mouth. "You, um, look nice."

"...Thank you." The haniwa smiles and kneels down slightly to pat Merry on the head. Once she's done, Mayumi looks back up to me, standing up straight. "Haniyasushin was originally here to visit you and brought me along, but you weren't here, so she opted to wait. Tenkyuu appeared not long after in a hangover-like state, then told us of what happened. That's when Taida showed up. Jigoku also... 'appeared' to announce you were back in Liberty a few minutes ago, out of the blue."

"I see." I raise a finger to my chin. Keiki, Chimata, and Maebure are still talking. "Err... I'd feel weird if I interrupted them right now."

"I can announce your presence." Mayumi tells me, then turns calmly towards the trio and raises her voice. "Lady Haniyasushin, Tenkyuu, Taida? He's returned, with company no less."

Upon even hearing that be said, as if by neuron activation alone, Chima springs up out of her seat with such speed that it actually surprised Keiki and Maebure, and-

"Rajime~...!" -she just immediately rushes over and wraps her arms around me. I sort of just stand there in shock for a moment, before awkwardly returning it. Truth be told, I was not anticipating her to be that fast and abrupt. "Do you have any idea how worried I was?!"

"To bits, I reckon." I sigh tiredly, then pat her on the back. "I'm tougher than I look, Chima. Why would a couple of scissor-induced stab wounds keep someone like me down?"

"You were on the brink of death!" The market god's grip on my sides tightens a little. Ow. I didn't know you could somebody so hard it hurts them. Or is that just a bearhug? Is this an accidental bearhug? Hmm.

"But I lived. If I died, well, I don't know how I'd face you, honestly." I awkwardly laugh a little. "That, and I don't want to make people depressed just like that. I lived for you - and everyone and everything - which I cherish."

"Mmh..." Chima makes... some kind of noise. I think she's embarrassed from how serious I just sounded. Oops.

"Truly heartwarming. The human spirit, if anything, is indomitable." Maebure speaks up from nearby with intrigue. "So, you're the supposed King of Hell I've heard rumours of. You're... different than what I was expecting."

Upon hearing Maebure, Chimata reluctantly lets go of me and steps backwards a few times. "O-Oh, right, Rajime, this is-."

"I heard." I raise a hand, then stare directly at the sloth. "Taida no Maebure, isn't it? Matriarch of the Osoi Family. One of the two matriarchs I still haven't met."

"I suppose I am Maebure, yes." Maebure gains a playful grin. Then she notices Tohru and Maribel. "...Who are those two, exactly? Human children? Yours, perhaps?"

"Children, yes, mine, no. They're victims." I pocket my hands. "Alive, but victims. It's... a complicated story."

"Victims how?" Keiki inquires about that.

"The Wrathful, if you've heard of them. Same person who injured me like that." I decide that's all the info they need. "Long story short, the Wrathful killed their parents, and I saw one die right in front of me. I took on the responsibility for what came afterwards."

"W-We're, um... staying with Rajime-san. Here. At Liberty." Tohru speaks up, sounding incredibly unnerved. "Um-. I'm Tohru, this is my sister, Maribel."

"H-... Hello..." Merry hides behind me a little.

"Easy, we're no threat to you." Maebure tells them with a soft expression. "My organisation helps humans. We don't view them as resources, unlike the other three families of Hell. The Osoi are human-aligned, so rest assured I hold no hostility towards either of you two."

"Likewise. If you're friends of Rajime, then you're also friends of mine." Keiki stares at them with a small smile. Mayumi closes her eyes and sighs quietly from nearby, for some strange reason.

"Oh, that's... g-good." Tohru breathes a surprisingly large sigh of relief, hand on her chest.

Although, there is still Chimata-

"Ah-?!" "Eh-...?"

-who quickly manages to hug both Tohru and Merry at the same time, visibly gushing. "Aww, you two are just so cute!"

...There is something oddly amusing about Tohru's expression, since it seems to be one of shock, general confusion, fear, and, bizarrely enough, acceptance. Merry is in some kind of enlightened stupor. That must be a good hug.

"Hmh." Maebure seems amused by this interaction. Keiki just seems to be a mixture of stupefied and in awe, not even saying anything. Mayumi is, well, Mayumi. 

...I stare at Chimata, then Tohru and Merry for a moment. Oddly, none of them seem like they want to break the embrace. Tohru looks like she's on the verge of tears, since it's a genuine embrace of adoration, and Merry is... enjoying it, actually.

"Why don't you take a seat?" Maebure catches my attention. "Tell me a bit about yourself and, in kind, I will do the same, as such is a fair transaction."

"Oh, right..." I figure I may as well leave those three to that hugging session as I go and take a seat beside Keiki and Maebure at the table...

 


 

I lost track of how long that took, but, I told Maebure about who I was, what I do, and why I do things the way I do. Basically everything I know about myself. Except for the tidbit about Mizuchi being my mother. That's a secret between me and her nobody should know about. If they somehow find out, well, I'll be disappointed. People don't like others being disappointed in them. It's a known fact.

Keiki backed me up on a few things and, eventually, Chima joined us with Tohru and Merry on her lap. 

It's not even been a few hours since they've met and Chimata's become something along the lines of their older sister, or maybe even an aunt-like figure. It's sweet. Don't know what that makes me. Their guardian? Probably.

Still, as for the things I told Maebure, it was mostly my escapades in Gensokyo so far, as well as my involvement with Hell which, suffice to say, isn't all that much yet. But I do plan on doing more stuff with Hell. Just haven't found the time to do so yet.

Maebure seemed exceptionally impressed at how I handle things, using words instead of magical bullets to convince people most of the time. Even though I don't do danmaku. I instead use Aegis. Aegis is very powerful, due to shield-affiliated reasons.

Whilst I was at it, I also gave Keiki some feedback on Toeiji. Which... reminds me that I really need to use it more. Although, she is also working on it at the minute, as she had some ideas to upgrade Toeiji to be more useful. Mini-me can be useful, it just depends on the circumstances.

...By that, I mean Keiki's been tinkering with Toeiji since me and Maebure've started our very long conversation. I came to learn more about her and her organisation, the Osoi. The Osoi are... well, small, but also deadly and efficient. They know what they do, and how they do it. They use guerilla warfare and tactics, using everything they can to their advantage. The dolphin spirits are intelligent and provide most of the family's info, whilst the actual members of it themselves, Maebure included, do the heavy lifting.

Despite the name for the family literally just being the word for slow in Japanese, they are surprisingly fast, Maebure especially. But they're also incredibly patient. They know their pace, that much I can say for certain.

They're human-oriented, too. Maebure made some kind of agreement with Keiki regarding the Primate Spirit Garden. According to Keiki, she tried to propose a similar offer to Yachie in the past, but she refused to listen to reason. Supposedly, anyway. That's what makes Keiki dislike the animal spirits, until Maebure randomly got attacked by Mayumi one time under the belief the matriarch was attempting to challenge Keiki's power.

...Although, the actual case was that Maebure was just doing one of her routinely checks into the condition of the human spirits of the Primate Spirit Garden. So it was just all one big misunderstanding and, since then, Keiki's been working with the Osoi to enhance the quality of life for human spirits in Hell.

Then again, I suppose Keiki and Maebure need their ways of getting faith. Maebure is a sloth goddess and Keiki's a creator goddess. It's only natural they'd need faith off of the human spirits in exchange for their own survival and services. It's a mutual interest they could both benefit from, should they work together. And cooperation was more beneficial for them than competition, as I gathered.

Maebure actually doesn't like the other matriarchs - Yuuma, Yachie, and Saki - and barely meets with them unless if it's necessary. I know practically nothing about Saki, unlike the other two who I've met, but Maebure makes Saki out to be a power-obsessed meathead who thinks might makes right constantly. Or, as I interpreted it, Saki is just somebody who really likes strength and the nerve of others.

So, uh, the matriarchs each have their... quirks to them, needless to say. Maebure's the calm and patient one, Yachie's the scheming and manipulative one, Yuuma is Yuuma, and Saki is the brutish and strong one.

"Ironically, the King of Hell sounds more akin to a saint than a sinner." Maebure reflects on our conversation so far, propping one arm on the table to hold her head in. "Who would have thought? Such a title sounds so... dirty. Impure. Yet, on the contrary..."

"A title is one thing, and only one thing. It can't entirely change how a person thinks or expresses themselves. I'm a prime example." I close my eyes. "The title of 'King of Hell' makes me sound untrustworthy. Dubious. However, I, as a person, am completely different from the title imposed upon me. I'm... no saint though, ahaha."

"No, you really are." Chima nudges me in the shoulder with the back of her hand. "You're the most perfect partner I could've ever asked for, Rajime. You always help others, even if they're your enemy..."

"And, you leave nobody behind." Maebure gestures to Tohru and Maribel. "Case in point with those two there. You literally are the perfect saint. The once in a blue moon pure of heart human."

"I'm not entirely clean." I fold my arms for a moment. "There's Raiju, remember. I'm not just Rajime - I'm one half of Rajimarin Naga. The light side. Raiju's the dark side and he's... uh... you know how I described him."

"Vulgar, acts on impulse, doesn't take time to stop and consider the consequences of his actions?" Maebure ponders. "Yes, that's how you described him... But, he's him. You're you. You're both separate people, technically. Two completely different entities."

"In all fairness, Raiju sounds like a menace. Even if I haven't met him to make a rational and sound judgement." Mayumi speaks up calmly.

"Mmm." Keiki makes some noise of affirmation as she takes some kind of sculpting tool to Toeiji's head, poking around in a hole she made with the utensil casually. Her full focus is on Toeiji right now and not the conversation, but I think she's listening in the best she can.

Tohru and Merry've just kinda been sitting there quietly most of the conversation. I think they were paying as much attention as humanly possible to my story, as well as Maebure's most likely. They're mostly just listening to our conversation, now. 

"Raiju still has his charms, though!" Chimata jumps to defend him, though I should've expected that.

"He does." I fold my arms for a moment, then tilt my head backwards to look up to the ceiling of the throne room. "He means well, he's just... incredibly dumb. And hard to comprehend. Still me, though, so it's not as if he's an inherently bad person either."

"I can imagine." Maebure gives off a small, amused laugh. "Still, back to what you were telling me before, and what I was saying... You even turned enemies into friends. A skill not many people actually have. These so-called 'Dour Devas of Destruction', they sure do seem quite... hmm... troubled, perhaps? I mean, that story of that nix was one thing - being betrayed by the people he was trying to protect - is surprisingly more common than one may think. That's just how humans work, sometimes, even if it saddens me."

"...Rujo?" Tohru speaks up, her attention clearly caught on Rujo. "I... I met him, a few times in the past. Back when he was, u-um, still a human and not... a nix."

"You did?" I raise a brow at her. "What was he like, back then?"

"He was... genuinely nice. Cared about others... A-And he actually did a far better job than most of the village guards did. But that was... summer of last year. He, um, became a youkai sometime around winter of last year. I... I met him after I heard the news." Tohru closes her eyes. "I got attacked whilst trying to meet him, but Rujo was... still the same, back then, even after becoming a youkai. He fought off the attacker, and..."

"W-Wait, that's where you were that one day last winter, sister...?" Merry jerks her head to Tohru in obvious surprise. "Why? It's dangerous..."

"I... I had to." Tohru shook her head. "It felt like the right thing to do."

"That was brave, but also incredibly dangerous." I chide her, but her spirit is... something. The fact she was that determined to see Rujo following his exile... It's admirable.

"She's just a child, Rajime." Chima pouts at me. 

"Wild youkai are still dangerous." I counter, firmly staring at her, then Tohru. "...Although, you have determination, Tohru. I can respect that. Just... don't do dangerous things like that without thinking things through and accounting for just about anything. You could've asked one of the village guardians to escort you."

"I could've, but... the guardians probably would've been shunned from meeting Rujo alone, since he's, well, um, in exile. K-Kind of." Tohru sighs quietly. "...Needing honour's stupid."

"Mmm, it can be. However, if you have honour, people respect you." Maebure argues, wagging a finger calmly. "...Although, I'm curious. This... 'Rujo'. How did he act when you and he met again, under different circumstances, exactly?"

"He was... the same as ever, but a bit more ruthless and calculating. I think being a youkai sharpened his senses and thought process to the point he was an actually really powerful youkai alone." Tohru tilts her head to the side. "Although, um, his existence is taboo, since becoming a youkai and disregarding your humanity is actually forbidden. He didn't seem like he cared, weirdly e-enough."

"So he didn't lose himself entirely." Maebure contemplates on this, hand to her mouth. "That's... unheard of. According to my sources in Gensokyo and other realms like it, which are actually quite plentiful mind you, a human becoming a youkai or a beast like a youkai tend to lose all sense of their former self. I'm aware that humans becoming youkai is generally taboo in Gensokyo, however, the circumstances are always different. Like with magicians. Some humans leave and walk their own path to pursue different life goals. Some go to places such as, say, Makai and become magicians there. I'm aware of two thanks to Liberty's archives and my sources in Gensokyo, those being a girl named Alice and another, slightly younger one called Sodatsu."

"I've met them before. Alice and Sodatsu, that is. Alice is a puppeteer, whilst Sodatsu is..." I pause for a moment. Sodatsu is generally weird. "...a size manipulator, of sorts. They specialise in completely different magic, but they speak like they're friends who've known each other for a really, really long time."

"Hmm." The sloth woman acknowledges this, but shrugs dismissively. "Something to look into later, then, I suppose. About the nature of humans becoming youkai in Gensokyo." 

"Rujo was very powerful for a single youkai alone, actually. I saw it firsthand." Chima speaks up. Oh, right, she was one of the people who kept Rujo busy whilst I handled things with Tyra, wasn't she...? The other people were Momoyo, Aya, Satono, Mai, and Nero... "He was able to keep up with an oomukade, a crow tengu, and three other humans with extreme ease."

"Really? A youkai as great as the oomukade had trouble with what is practically an elaborate water spirit?" Maebure raises her brows.

"He was an expert youkai hunter before his downfall as a human. Probably the best in the village, actually." I bring up off-handedly. "And he was a human. Imagine what unnatural superhuman strength being a youkai gave him."

"Water spirits are particularly dangerous if aggrevated. Particularly towards humans and other organic beings, mostly through drowning without warning. However, as a haniwa, I have no such weakness." Mayumi brings up calmly. Oh, right, she's a haniwa. She's made of ceramics.

"Mhm." Keiki is still working away at Toeiji, half-focused on that and half-listening to us.

...Maebure looks at Keiki for a moment, as if contemplating what to say next, then begins speaking after a small amount of time passes. "Well, in any case, let's move away from this for now. So-."

BAM!

"Oi, Maebure! Y'lazy hoot!" Suddenly, the doors to the throne room get kicked open, in storming somebody who clearly isn't in a good mood. Sounds like a mature woman with an exaggerated southern accent. When I say exaggerated, I mean, like, very exaggerated.

The noise alone made practically everybody jerk their heads in collective surprise, me included. Keiki's eye also twitches as she's forced to stop working on Toeiji for now, which slumps in her hands.

"Oh, bother." Maebure frowns at the person, before standing up and calmly walking over. "Now, Kurokoma, I'm not sure if you know this, given your ignorant and unintelligent tendencies, but I was in the middle of something and I would rather if you didn't-."

"Y'think I care?! I'm here to settle the score from yesterday!" As it's been revealed, the person who stormed in is Saki Kurokoma, most likely. Matriarch of the Keiga Family.

"You mean that utterly dreadful battle of bullets, where I wiped the floor with you, Kurokoma?" Maebure retorts with a slightly condescending grin. "Honestly, history never repeats itself, but it seems you're asking for it."

...I get a look at Saki. She's... amusingly small. Like, four foot two inches kind of small. She's as tall as Tohru. Which is simultaneously hilarious yet sad, considering the fact Tohru's eleven years old. She has red eyes and black hair under an... oddly fitting brown cowboy hat.

Compared to her, Maebure's about a foot and a bit taller, too. Which is, um, also amusing.

The way Saki is dressed also strikes me as odd, but then again, strange attire is par for the course for, well, anything at this point. Although, she looks like a cowboy. Or, uh, cowgirl, rather. I mean, that hat's a giveaway, but she also has a turquoise bandana on. Her clothes are... uh...

Well, the top is two completely separate, diagonal-plaid patterned clothes. Top one's light blue, bottom one's pink. She also has two skirts. A larger brown one that mostly covers her legs, and a lighter orange one beneath.

...That's not mentioning the horse tail or literal wings either.

"Y'humiliated me in front a' most a' my family!" Saki scowls, raising a fist. "'Course I'm gonna be askin' fer a-... Uh..."

...Slowly, she realises who else is in the room. "Wait, hol' on, the ceramic chick is here, so's her maker, uh... and four people I got no clue 'bout..."

...I have half a mind to point out who I am, but stay quiet. I just stare at the... whatever she is. Horse? Pegasus? I have no clue.

"As I said, I was in the middle of something." Maebure dryly stares at her, then points to me. "And, pray tell, do you have any idea who that is over there, exactly?"

Saki stares at me really hard for, about, a minute. I can see her squinting in uncertainty a lot. "Uh... No darn clue. Why point 'im out? He's just some random fella-."

"That's the King of Hell you're talking about, pegasus." Mayumi points out for her.

...The pegasus stops, slowly pans her head to Mayumi as her face contorts into one of extreme confusion, then just... looks at me again with that same expression. I only stare back.

Then, in a comical-like way, a look of revelation is plastered across her face as her brows raise and her jaw drops slightly. "Wait, the heck?! That King of Hell fella I've been hearin' 'bout is just some normal guy?!"

"Normal is putting it lightly." Maebure denies that I am just a normal person.

"Extremely lightly." Mayumi continues.

"So light it's akin to lifting a feather." Keiki chimes in.

"Very light to the point it's like displacing thin air." Chimata awkwardly smiles.

"Normal is but a suggestion in my eyes." I calmly nod.

"...I'm convinced normalcy doesn't exist at this point..." Tohru slouches her shoulders a little.

"There's normal, but... t-there's nothing normal here." Surprisingly, even Maribel gets in on this.

"W-... What the hell..." Saki has a mirthful expression on her face. "Kay, originally, I was just burstin' in 'ere t'get back at Maebure f'yesterday. But no~w..."

I wonder how thick-headed she is. Part of me wants to test something, since it's clear she looks like she wants to fight me. Maebure's facepalming, too, which confirms it.

So, I stand up. "If you're thinking of fighting me, then the answer's no. I decline."

"How'd you-?" The pegasus blinks at me in surprise, before getting annoyed. "Why not?! Y'chicken?!"

"No. You're just not worthy enough." I counter. Okay, time to do my magic. "And even then, I pick my battles wisely. I don't fight willy-nilly unless if it's for a good reason."

"Oh, yes, that's right actually." Maebure catches onto what I'm doing here. "Apologies, Kurokoma, but out of us matriarchs, you certainly are the short straw and the least worthy. Of course, you have unparalleled strength, yet you're also not much of a tactician."

"Don't try 'n confuse me wit' words I don't know, y'slow bugger." Saki glares at Maebure. Pff-. What? "Also, whaddaya mean I'm not worthy enough?!"

"You just aren't." I shake my head firmly. She genuinely is that stupid. It's like Raiju's intelligence levels, honestly, and that's... not a compliment. "I'll only fight you if and only if you do certain things to prove your worth."

"Well what are they?!" Saki really wants to fight me, huh. 

I wonder. There are a few things I could have her do. Fetch quests, in a sense. "There's three tasks you must do to prove your worth, and you must do them successfully. I want you to prove your resilience and speed. Take Shonin's spear and bring it to me without her taking it back. That's the first thing."

I like how everybody else is also just staring at me in bewilderment right now that this is even working, too. Keiki seems particularly amused.

"Yuh-huh, what next?" Surprisingly, Saki's actually writing this down. She must be desperate for that fight, eh?

"The second thing is to locate and retrieve a particular staff from the ruins of Makai. A test of your perception, if you will." I list the next activity. Yes, I'm making Saki go and get Mizuchi's staff thing for me. I'm a busy person. As for the last task, it's actually something I've been wondering about. Particularly whether it exists in Gensokyo or not. "The last task is to retrieve three separate types of peaches from Heaven. Are you familiar with the story of Sun Wukong, at all?"

"The Monkey King? Yeah, Seishin tells me 'bout it all the time. Hell, she was even part of 'is tribe at one point." Saki nods casually. "Y'want those three peaches he ate, yeah?"

"Yes, exactly. Not for my own consumption, just for another purpose. And to prove your capabilities." I snap my fingers. "You have three days. Good luck."

"Three days?! Aw, damn! I'll get on that!" Not even wasting a second, Saki immediately bolts out of the throne room doors, before her footsteps quickly fade away further down the hall.

"...That actually worked." Mayumi is flabbergasted.

"Kurokoma's an idiot." Maebure points out, then raises a brow at me. "Although, she was most likely wanting to fight you to see if she could prove her superiority. Genuinely, she is that much of an idiot."

"I gathered." I shrug calmly, then look around. "...Although, I'm going to take a walk around Liberty for a bit. Clear my head a little, and all. I won't be out too long though, I promise."

"Very well." The sloth matriarch nods her head, calmly walking back over to where everybody else is, as I step out of the throne room.

...I just remembered I haven't seen the second or first floor yet, when I think about it. Liberty is a big place though. Perhaps I could just check the second floor for now...

 


 

I went down a floor thanks to a staircase relatively near to the throne room. The second floor is where~... a lot of the more respected figures hang around. High-ranking officials for the Ministry and what-not. Eiki has an office here she can use when she isn't judging souls, apparently. That info came courtesy of some random shinigami I asked.

Eiki isn't here though, which is to be expected but also slightly sad.

In any case, I'm wandering about the second floor. I've chatted with a few kishin who were on break, as well as a few shinigami and other entities affiliated with the Ministry like lampads and general demons. Learning more about Liberty and what goes on here, really.

As it turns out, Liberty is actually central to Hell's main operations. Smack dab in the middle of Hell's Capital of Lust and Desire. Or... was it Hell's City of Lust and Desire? Something like that, all I know is, it's the capital of Hell and its central point.

Currently, I'm in a break room for the underlings of the various yama working for the Ministry. I like how the underlings and the yama have separate break rooms, so one doesn't bother the other. I met a strangely nice girl, too. Two, actually. One's a shinigami called Komachi, and the other's actually a chicken goddess named Kutaka. Full names being Komachi Onozuka and Kutaka Niwatari.

...I swear I've heard the name 'Komachi' somewhere before, though. Can't entirely remember where. I think Tensai had something to do with it~...?

Although, I've learned about who they are. They both work under Eiki as her subordinates, with Komachi being a ferryman - as most shinigami are mind you - and Kutaka being the guard of the checkpoint leading to the various otherworlds. Like Hell, that Hakugyokurou place, and some place called Higan. I think Higan has something to do with Buddhist beliefs, but I'm not too sure on the details.

As for how they look, well, Kutaka's the more notable one out of her and Komachi.

Kutaka has red eyes, a slight tan to her skin colour, as well as light, short, and fluffy yellow hair with a red nest-like extension on it. Inside of the red nest thing is a tiny chicken. She wears a brown vest under a short, white jacket, as well as long brown boots. There's a red ribbon on her collar, which looks like a rooster's... wattle? I think wattle is the right word... She even has yellow wings and a bushy, feathery tail.

As for Komachi, she's the less notable one. She has red eyes and short, pinkish-red hair with two ponytails tied with two double hair beads. Her clothes are, uh... something. She's got a white dress under a blue vest, with a large obi wrapped around her waist with a single large coin in the centre. There's also a scythe with a strange blade stood beside her. Why is it strange? Well, it's... got ripples? The blade actually ripples towards the end. For some reason. That looks horribly inefficient, for a scythe that the ferryman of the dead uses.

Although, Komachi is very... um... well-endowed, for a shinigami. If... people will know what I mean by that.

Komachi said she knows my sister, Trish, though, but she didn't expect me to be the King of Hell, whilst my sister is actually a sane person running a bar. Goes to show how different me and Trish are, really.

I guess I do surprise people with how I act. Despite being considered the King of Hell at this point, I'm a strangely normal person in general. Somebody that doesn't fit in Hell, although, I probably fit since Hell is filled with misfits and strange people to begin with. Me being normal is considered strange, down here, so I probably do fit in.

Strange how that works, honestly...

Although, Komachi didn't initially meet Trish through Outer Heaven, sis' bar.

Instead- "You're meaning to tell me Trish died for around thirty minutes and told nobody." -that is how. Trish did not say even the slightest of hints to her even so much as dying, even if it was temporary.

"Yep. Kinda surprised t'hear your her brother, if anythin'. Especially since you're the King of Hell. Or, uh, somethin' like that." Komachi gives me a laidback nod. If there's one thing I've picked up, it's that Komachi's very... lax. Chilled out.

"That was the girl you were talking about before?" Kutaka picks up on. "The one that died and came back to life?"

"Yeah. Her. Y'know who I mean, even if ya've probably forgotten the details already." Komachi casually gives the chicken god a thumbs up. "Details aren't, ah, too important, really."

"She literally never told me she died." I furrow my brows. "Then again, I probably would've overreacted if she did tell me."

"Honestly, she's weird. Her bar's a good place to go 'n unwind whenever I'm on break, but..." Komachi furrows her brows, the reaper thinking about Trish for a moment. "She's always weirdly calm, but she's almost always gaugin' whether or not she can beat somebody up."

"That... sounds like Trish." I pinch my temple. "Let me guess, she even does it to people she probably knows are stronger than her?"

"Yep. Even youkai, like Hanimura, Ibuki, hell even me at one point. Kinda creepy how she knows exactly who and who she can't beat up easily." The redhead shrugs dismissively. "Ah well. Not my problem anyway.

"I'm sorry, she gauged whether or not she could try and beat up Suika? An oni?" I immediately jerk my head in surprise at this.

"I mean, she doesn't fear the Sages of Gensokyo, which is one thing entirely. Not fearin' death is another. Your sister's really strange, even for my standards, which aren't actually that high mind ya." Komachi snorts. Trish has a knack for being called weird by a lot of people, so this is unsurprising, really.

Also. "...She doesn't fear the sages. Of course. Then again, her fearing something would be considered strange if anything."

"Oh, yeah, speaking of strange..." Kutaka furrows her brows, looking like she just remembered something.

"...Eh? What is it?" Komachi raises a brow, jerking her head to the chicken god. "Not like ya to be, uh, y'know. Like that."

"Well, it's... about something I found, whilst I was commuting from Youkai Mountain to Higan..." Reaching into a pocket, Kutaka procures some kind of... crystal from her pocket, before placing it on the table we're at.

I get a good look at it first. It's an oceanic blue, somewhat oval-shaped crystal that glimmers with faint traces of light. There's something about it which definitely doesn't sit right with me.

"...The hell is that." Komachi stares at it blankly. "Some kinda crystal from one of the caves there?"

"I don't go into the caves. I go straight to Hell instead of anywhere else." Kutaka denies getting the crystal from a cave. "I found it at the foot of the mountain, under some branches and rocks. Like it was put there on... purpose, maybe?"

...I stare at it, then decide to poke it, only to seemingly get no effect. "It's not dangerous, is it?"

"It's not reacted weirdly since I picked it up, so..." Kutaka blinks down at the gemstone. "But it's also not normal, either."

"Considering the fact it's from that mountain place, it probably ain't normal." Komachi shrugs dismissively. "Probably the Moriya Shrine or whatever."

"Or, it could be an incident that's yet to come." I decide to grasp the crystal and inspect it, running my hands along it. It seems jagged, but smooth... Incredibly smooth. There's no faults in the raw material itself, so it makes me wonder what this thing really is. It feels almost cosmic in nature to the touch. Alien? Perhaps alien is the right word...

"...That too, I guess." The shinigami considers.

"Bloody 'ell is goin' on 'ere?" 

Suddenly, somebody sits down to join us at the table. Komachi glances over as if she recognises the voice, whilst Kutaka still opts for staring at the crystal.

"Oh, hey Jack." Komachi greets whoever this is, making me look up. Jack?

"Ey up, Grim." A silver-haired man is the first thing I see. Like Raiju, but surprisingly less obnoxious in terms of personality. He's also strangely formal in terms of his clothes. He wears a top hat. Who wears a top hat. He also sounds distinctly British. I mean, I would know. I'm English myself.

He's got blue eyes and greyish-silver hair. He's got a black coat, a white waistcoat, uh... as well as normal pants. Old pants, but normal. Are those silk? His shirt has a high collar as well. Hmm. He's got a cane as well. Which is weird. Who has a cane. And, as I said, he has a literal top hat on.

He's the spitting image of a Victorian Englishman. It's like looking into the past, what the hell...

I also have a distinct feeling I know who this is. "...You wouldn't happen to be Jack the Ripper, would you?"

"That fast, eh?" He raises his brows at me in surprise, before clapping. "Yep, s'me. Big bad ol' Saucy Jack in the flesh."

'Saucy Jack'. I forget that's actually something people called him. Why saucy.

"That nickname is dumb." Komachi dryly stares at him. "Why the hell're you even here, anyway? Thought you had nothin' to do today."

"I'm piss bored s'what I am." Jack shrugs. Okay, so this guy's my ancestor. Does he know who I am is the question, though.

"Oh. Fair." The shinigami redhead accepts that answer, surprisingly.

"Also, Eiki wants you to get back to work." The silver-haired Victorian grins, reaching into his coat pocket for something.

"Already? What the hell! I'm still on break!" Komachi scoffs and looks away, starting to mutter. "Damn it, boss, can't you give me longer breaks...?"

That's when I notice what Jack-

BWAM!

-pulled out. It was a large mallet.

"Gah! Jack, what the fuck?!" And he just whacked Komachi in the back of the head with it, making me stop what I'm doing, as well as snapping Kutaka's attention away from the crystal.

"S'fer ya own good, Grim. Don't want one of those borin' lectures now do ya?" Jack raises a finger.

"...Okay, fair point, actually." Surprisingly, the reaper contemplates whether or not getting lectured is worth it. Fortunately she chose the right option.

Also, uh... "Komachi, you're... um... bleeding, from the head."

"Huh?" She reaches for her forehead and feels it for a moment. Her entire head is bleeding. I think Jack hit her way too hard.

"...Oops." The silver-haired killer's brows raise as he notices that as well. "Kyeheheh... Don't even know me own strength, sometimes."

Komachi looks at her hand after parting it from her head. It's literally coated in blood. "...Well. Uh. I guess you gave me a reason to not go back to work just yet, so..."

"Oopsie daisy." Jack snorts, then grins knowingly. He did that on purpose, didn't he? "Like I said, don't know m'own strength, Grim."

"...Sure, sure you don't. Besides, more time off for me, the better, I say. Eiki can wait an half hour or two, right...?" Komachi sheepishly grins.

...I stop then furrow my brows. "Is it just me, or do you not like your job, Komachi?"

"A~h... Well, s'complicated." The shinigami shrugs dismissively. "But, uh, man, the work hours are really long - really long meaning about twelve hours per shift mind you - and my breaks are the bare minimum. Back and forth down the same river so many times~... It's so boring, honestly."

"...I asked if you didn't like it." I remind her.

"Oh. Uh. No. I don't." Komachi shakes her head in affirmation. Oh. That wasn't so hard, was it? "It gets so long 'n tirin' that I just collapse when the 'day' is done and dusted. Day in quotations because... I ain't even sure if we work in days anymore. Right, Kutaka?"

"Huh?" The chicken god jumps in surprise, before thinking about it. "Um... I don't mind it, but... it does get tedious at times. At least all I have to do is guard the gateways to the otherworlds, though it takes up most of my day and I end up doing the same when Tatakau takes over for me..."

"Tatakau?" I raise a brow at the name.

"Tatakau Ishi's his name. He's, uh, really weird though." Komachi furrows his brows. "He's a shinigami, like me, but they have him helping Kutaka with the otherworld gateways. Super into martial arts, he punches ghosts in the face for a living. Weirds me out, honestly."

"Oh, Tatakau? He's a good mate a' mine, Grim. Nice bloke honestly, just not very... ah... social." Jack actually speaks up, to Komachi's surprise.

"...You affiliate with him?" The redhead looks like she's going to burst out laughing, thinking it's a joke, but Jack keeps a straight face. Her head's still bleeding, by the way. "...Oh. You... You're not joking. Huh. What's he like?"

"Like I said, nice bloke. Doesn't know how to, ah, express himself, really." Jack scratches his cheek idly. "You two should hang out sometime. Just a bit quiet, but if y'talk about martial arts, he'll open up like a walnut if you take a hammer t'it."

"...If I ever get any free time." Komachi deadpans, hanging her head low and slouching her shoulders, whining. "Eiki's always having me do wo~rk. It's getting super tiring."

"You sound lazy." I put that right out there. "I could probably do what you do for hours on end, without breaks. The prospect of learning stories from various spirits as you ferry them sounds like a good way to pass the time between ferrying the spirit in question to be judged."

"That's-. That's literally what I do." Komachi stares at my dryly. "It's boring enough as is, but half of the time, some spirits have similar stories, if not the exact same. I've heard pretty much everything... Besides-. You don't even know anything about ferrying spirits!"

"I'm the King of Hell." I counter. "I can make some rough guesses, and they'd probably be accurate, unless if you want to test that. Plus, on top of that, knowing what my people do, understanding how they do it, and their enjoyment and plights with it are paramount to being a good ruler of the afterlife."

"...I guess you would." The redhead shinigami wipes some excess blood off her forehead. "Also, bloody hell, Jack. How hard did you hit me."

"Three hard." Jack wobbles his hand back and forth. 

"W-. What the fuck does 'three hard' mean?!" Komachi jerks her head to him in bewilderment, grinning mirthfully.

"I've learned to not question insanity like that. Having put up with my own menace to society as is." I sigh and pinch my temple with my free hand. Raiju is like Jack right now, but worse.

"That so, eh?" The Victorian seems interested, twirling his cane idly. "What's ya name, sonny? Don't think I caught that part. Name's Jack. Or, er, Jacquelin if y'want it exact."

"Rajime. Or Rajimarin, if we're being specific." I introduce myself with a simple nod.

"Ah. Gotcha." He eyes me for a moment. "...Not surprisin' a Naga would be the King of Hell, 'onestly."

"Takes one to know one." I counter with a small grin. "I had this exact situation with Jill."

"That rotten ol' leg of dry beef jerky?" Jack makes a face at Jill's name. "Thought she woulda dried up in t'sun by now, that idiot."

"Seam exists, remember. She's good. Jill is a menace." I remind him about Seam.

"...Oh, right, yeah, her disintegrating in the sun would be bad." Jack contemplates that information, before shrugging. "Ah, what the hell, gov'na."

"Wait." Komachi blinks between me and Jack. "...You two're related."

"Well, ah, not by blood." Jack shakes his head. "I'm older than 'im by a good ol' margin, Grim. I'm 'is ancestor. I think."

"You think." I raise a brow, but opt for focusing on the crystal again. "Anyways... Is it alright if I hold onto this? I want to look into it. I'm presuming you don't want it distracting you from your work, Kutaka."

"Huh?" Kutaka looks at me absent-mindedly, before realising what I said. "Oh, okay, sure. I don't mind."

"Good." I slip the crystal into my bag after tussling to get it open, then breathe out. I'm... kind of tired. "For right now, though, I think I should go get some rest. It's been nice meeting you all, but-."

BAM!

"JACQUELIN NAGA!"

A door suddenly swung open, in storming in a particularly angry-looking... person. It's actually sort of hard to tell what gender they are. A lot of shinigami - and other Ministry workers that are on break in here - jump and turn their head to the person in surprise, yet none say anything.

"Oh crap." Jack blanches, turning to the door in what looks to be terror for a moment.

"...Who the hell did you piss off this time?" Komachi dryly stares at Jack.

"A~h... I mighta said a thing 'r two about Heaven sucking balls to a particular angel." Jack sheepishly grins, quickly taking off his top hat, making his cane disappear now, and taking his black coat off. He also ruffles his silver hair, which quickly turns a hazel brown in seconds. His eyes even change colours from blue to green. "Keheheh... Much better."

"...I'm presuming that's your other self." I point out.

"Name's Ripper, but that isn't too important right now." Ripper introduces himself. He sounds a lot more formal than Jack. Polite, yet there's a distinct feeling of terror his voice invokes. A particular feeling of, perhaps, uneasiness.

Fortunately, the 'angel', if this is the angel Jack just talked about, didn't see his impromptu transformation into Ripper. And not a moment sooner, since they storm over. "You four. You wouldn't have happened to see a particular silver-haired rogue dressed in unfitting attire, at all?"

...I look at Ripper for a moment, then shake my head. "I speak for everybody here when I say no."

"A pity. The head kishin Kankitsurui informed me he was up here, and he doesn't lie, because he cannot." They frown with disappointment. I get a look at this person full.

...They're terrifyingly tall. Imposing. About fifteen feet if I had to reckon, but part of me feels like they should be larger. They look ghost-like, but also rather... angelic, in a way. Graceful? Maybe graceful and angelic at the same time. Their skin's as pale as a sheet, but they have snow white hair that falls right to their knees, as well as having piercing, deep blue eyes.

Oh, did I mention the six angel wings? No? They have six angel wings - and forgive me if I'm wrong - but those wings look awfully like seraphim wings. They're also carrying some strange wand... Their attire, uh... is pretty plain, honestly. All they're wearing is a simple, blue dress with long, white sleeves. It's that simple. There's some odd marking on the middle of the dress, but... outside of that, not much else is intriguing about them.

...They look more feminine than masculine, but I can't actually be fully sure whether it's a woman or a man. I mean, if they're an angel, they could be neither, for all I know.

"...Although." They stare at me for a moment, narrowing their eyes. "You wouldn't happen to be King Rajimarin 'Typhon' Naga, would you?"

'King Rajimarin 'Typhon' Naga'. That's... a bit of a title, but not wrong. "I suppose I may be. Who am I talking to, exactly...?"

"My name? Ah, yes, my name." They nod slowly, with an odd sense of grace. "My name is Sariel. I am a seraph from Heaven working under the Ministry. I only happened to be in Hell on a routinely visit, to ensure the punishment of sinners is being upheld - which it is quite so, mind you - and to check if Satan is slacking."

"...Shonin can slack?" Komachi furrows her brows. "Then again, I don't think anybody can actually stop her from slacking..."

"Mmm. She can be... frustrating to deal with at times, yet, me and her are on equal footing in terms of raw power and magic." Sariel calmly reveals, not even making a big deal out of it. I-. I'm sorry, they and Shonin are on the same level of power?

"...I thought Shonin didn't have an equal. Huh." I furrow my brows slowly. "That's a first."

"Knowing her tricks - past, present, and the easily foreseeable future - help exponentially." The seraph raises that weird wand thing she's holding, before procuring a letter from a dress pocket with their free hand. "For you, from one 'Lord Tsukiyomi', of the Lunar Capital."

"...Tsukiyomi, huh." Ripper reflects on the name. "Isn't that the guy who's considered to be the ruler of the Lunarians?"

He is? Hmm. I wonder what he wants with me...? I take the letter. "...Thank you, Sariel."

"Please, do not thank me." Sariel shakes their head, but they also have a small, appreciative smile. "I am only doing my duty as a seraph and an envoy of the divine."

Kutaka looks up at Sariel for a moment. Sariel notices, then stares blankly back at Kutaka. No words are exchanged, they only stare for a few seconds.

"...What." Much to Komachi's confusion.

"...Peculiar. One of the Yaoyoruzu no Kami, here? Do they have you working for the Ministry of Right and Wrong?" Sariel expresses intrigue into Kutaka.

"I'm the main Gatekeeper of Hell, but also all of the other otherworlds as well. Mainly Hell though." Kutaka blinks at Sariel. "...Why? Do you work for the Ministry as well?"

"My role to the Ministry, simply put, is along the lines of what Satan is to them." Sariel denies. "I work with them, yet at the same time, I am not officially an employee of the Ministry. I merely act as how the Father wills it."

"Christianity's weird." Ripper scratches the back of his head. "I mean, I know pretty much all of it because that was the main religion back where I came from, but, uh..."

"Mmm. Although, it is not as if I constantly follow the Father's orders or will either. I am allowed to do things of my own accord, as are Gabriel, Michael, and Samael." The seraph reveals. "...Even if Gabriel can be... problematic at times."

"Wait-. Gabriel, I've heard that name before, actually." Komachi snaps her fingers, then begins grinning. "Isn't he the one who got his ass handed to him by a camera or whatever?"

"...Such crude language, but such is to be expected of the ferrymen of the dead." Sariel narrows their eyes at the reaper, but sighs calmly. "Yes, he was 'that one'."

I'm sorry? "...Was the 'camera' blue, by any chance?"

"Yes. Although, it acted more akin to a sentient 'vampire piston'. It's been rampaging through nine layers of Hell constantly and nobody knows what to do with it. Gabriel is growing more and more unstable because of that... thing." Sariel shakes their head again.

...What the hell. The vampire GoPro is real, apparently. "...Intriguing."

I look at the letter Sariel gave me, though. It is addressed to me, from a Lord Tsukiyomi. The envelope itself seems rather aged. High quality, but aged. Carefully opening it reveals a pristine, white letter inside. I fold it open cautiously, then start reading silently as the other three were with me start talking amongst themselves, whilst Sariel just kind of... stands there, waiting for me to read it.

"To the far-off and well-respected King of Hell, my infinitely great grand-nephew and descendant of my father Izanagi-no-Mikoto, and a Creationist Naga with purity in such radiance it can contest with the likes of Rototsuki and Yue Tu, I hope this message of mine reaches your own hands, for I have trusted one of the highest-ranking seraphim with delivering it - as questionable as they are, at least - to your hands, for your eyes."

Formal. Then again, I suppose he may as well be, given who Tsukiyomi is. Surprisingly, Tsukiyomi-no-Mikoto is... pretty mysterious, even in the mythology of Shintoism. Not a lot is known about him, even his gender is questionable, but most people address him as a man, anyway, since Amaterasu is a goddess of the sun and his sister.

I keep reading the letter though.

"I have been informed by a few sources that an attempt was made on your life not too long ago in the magical realm known as Gensokyo. The purpose of this letter, to put it plainly so there are no mistakes, is to address that. I had no hand in it, in fact, I was not the one to order it. I am actually quite for your presence as a ruler for Hell, rather than being shortminded and against you. With my age has come wisdom, and you seem quite wise despite your youth, or so reports claim, at least."

...I'm not sure how to feel about the literal god of the moon calling me 'wise'. That's... one hell of a compliment, actually, but at the same time... eh.

"Lunar Sage Kishin has also brought up your views to me in a formal report earlier today, as well as your distinct lack of harmful impurities. You are a dweller of the earth, yet, you are as selfless as a human could ever dream to be. Your presence holds no threat to a Lunarian's immortality, and that has me intrigued. Tamashi has always spoken of the possibility of bridging the gap between the pure and impure, yet I always dismissed his claims blindly, as I believed the dwellers of the Earth were ridden with filth and impurity."

Sagume put in a good word for me, huh. Figures, but I'm glad she did.

"So, as such, I would like to apologise on behalf of my people for the assassination attempt. I heard of you sparing Takamine of the Phantom Ravi off of Sabbath himself, despite the matter that she attempted to take your life. That benevolence cannot be overlooked. I would also like to invite you to the Lunar Capital tomorrow, to see if it's possible to broker some form of peace between Hell and the Moon. I believe these silly conflicts have gone on for far too long, with grudges spanning for centuries, I believe it would be wise to bury the hatchets."

Invite... me to the Lunar Capital? I stop reading for a moment. This sounds like a trap, but considering the fact that this genuinely seems to be Tsukiyomi himself inviting me to the Moon, then maybe it isn't...

"As an act of good faith, as well, I will allow you to bring up to two companions with you to the Capital, so that they may see it themselves. Please be aware that if your compatriots aren't pure, extra measures may need to be taken to prevent contamination of our beloved Lunar Capital. Divine beings, like gods and goddesses, pose no threat to the Capital, so please keep that in mind also. Youkai, however... Needless to say, they'll need to be decontaminated first before anything else, and they'll be restricted as to what they can and can't do."

Ah. Okay, this sounds less of a trap. Hmm. Maybe I could bring Chima with me. Or some others, perhaps... Maybe Keiki. I'm not actually all that sure.

Also, tomorrow... I have work at the den that day... I have an idea in mind, though. And I definitely can't bring Raiju to the Moon. Because, knowing him, he'd get in trouble way too easily.

Then again, my idea entirely hinges on whether Sannyo would be fine with it. As well as Okina. Because she's the one who put the harness on Raiju. But what I'm doing is really important, so they should be fine with it. Hopefully, anyway.

Either that or I get Satono and Mai to fill in for me at the den whilst I do things on the Moon. But I'm really hoping to go with Plan A if possible. Satono and Mai are Plan B. Always good to have a contingency plan. Never hurts to be prepared, as one might say.

"The actual specifics of your visit, though, as in what will occur, is quite simple really. Lunar Sage Kishin will show you around the Capital, as she's the only one who can actually be trusted with handling your presence. Tamashi has also requested your presence at his residence should you choose to accept this invitation of goodwill. Please keep in mind that he can be rather... unstable, at times. He's a mad scientist is what I mean to say, so don't be surprised. Afterwards, once you and your cohorts have finished being shown around, you shall meet with the Watatsukis and myself in one of the deeper, more secret parts of the Lunar Capital called the Jade Palace, in order to go over the attempted assassination and to broker peace, for once. However, your cohorts will be asked to wait outside, as this is a much more serious and private affair. Rest assured when I promise no harm will come to you, as I made a... special request, to an old friend of the Capital. Please inform the seraphim as to whether or not you accept this proposition and, should you accept, I look forward to our future dealings with mutual goals. Word of advice, dress warmly. I'm imagining the Capital would be a lot colder compared to the depths of Hell.

Signed, Lord Tsukiyomi-no-Mikoto."

...I stop reading for a moment, then flip the letter on its back, beginning to write down my response. Since that's something you can do. "That's it then? All he wants is for me to go to the Moon?"

"That's a trap." Ripper snorts loudly. "The Lunar Capital and Hell are, like, the complete opposite of each other, mate."

"How would you know that?" Sariel narrows their eyes at the now-brown-haired killer.

"Speaking from experience, seraph." Ripper narrows his eyes at her in kind. "I spent most of my life living with a Lunarian who fell down to the Earth, who I call Sakuya. Or, uh, Nyx."

Wait, Sakuya's a Lunarian? That's... new. Huh.

"...Hm." The seraph eyes him strangely for a moment, before shaking their head, opting to focus on me again. Komachi and Kutaka are chatting to themselves. "What is your response, in any case?"

"Tell Tsukiyomi I'll see him tomorrow, then." I put the letter back into the envelope, then hand it back to her once I'm done writing my response.

"Ah. I see. Very well, then." The angel takes back the envelope and pockets it safely after making sure it's sealed again. "Good day, the four of you."

"Huh?" Komachi looks over at her dismissively. "Oh, sure, bye."

Nodding once, the angel then proceeds to float out of the room calmly, before promptly disappearing out of the door.

"...Jesus fuck." Suddenly, Jack's back. "Bloody menace to m'health, she is." 

"Is that so?" I stand up, beginning to leave myself. "Well, don't get yourself killed in the meantime. I have other matters to attend to..."

"Aye, same to you, lad." Jack shoots me a finger snap as I leave the break room... That took way longer than I expected, honestly.

"See ya, I guess." Komachi waves lazily.

"Bye!" Kutaka waves goodbye with a bit more vigor than Komachi.

Although, once I'm outside, I pull my phone out and go to text Okina over on Harmony. I should, uh, give her a heads up about tomorrow~...

Rajime: "Hey, Okina, is it alright if you and me talk early tomorrow morning?"

Okina: "Of course. I already roughly know what this is about. I've been listening in since that seraphim arrived, as a matter of fact."

It didn't take her more than a few seconds to reply. Then again, she must always be watching - to an extent.

Rajime: "Oh, um, good. I'll see you tomorrow morning, then."

Okina: "Same to you."

...Just like that, I pocket my phone, nod once to myself, and start the trek back to the throne room...

 


 

As it turns out, everybody left whilst I was gone doing things. Maebure said she was going to 'annoy Yuuma to the point she experiences bloodlust', whatever that meant, I have no clue.

Shonin took Merry somewhere to keep her entertained. I never took Shonin to be a kids person, but then again, she's a bag of surprises as is. As for Tohru, she... actually went with Mayumi and Keiki. More so Mayumi, I was told something along the lines of Tohru wanting to learn how to use a sword. Mayumi's probably the best person to ask about that, too, so...

They said they'd return Tohru tomorrow though, according to Chimata. I have no clue what Shonin's doing with Merry, but I can only hope Merry stays safe. Keiki left me an improved Toeiji with a note of what she adjusted. She's allowed me to give Toeiji specific behaviours to follow, and even increased its size free of charge to be more threatening-looking. It's even able to use magic, sometimes.

Speaking of Chimata-.

"C'mon, not even a little drink of it...? I bought this just for us." She has been trying to get me to drink plum wine for who knows how long now. I don't even drink wine and I think she knows that, she's just trying to get me to step out of my comfort zone.

"I... really can't handle my drinks. Sorry." I deny the offer, like I have been doing since she started offering the bottle.

We're both sat in bed in my bedroom. Or, rather, our bedroom. That reminds me, maybe I should go back to Senkai and see Junko at some point... Chimata has an open box of shortbreads and a bottle of wine beside her, as well as another bottle of wine in her hand, which she's pointing the top towards me. Said bottle is open, by the way. It's plum wine. Both bottles are of plum wine.

Chimata's outfit is missing segments. Mostly on her arms and skirt. She's wearing rainbow-coloured shorts, though, so it's not as if anything too risque is being shown... Although, there are some segments of her dress near her sides, chest, and shoulders missing as well. Not outright showing anything, but all I can say is, uh. There's a lot of skin showing.

As for me, well... I'm actually dressed more plainly. I don't have my accessories on, my hair's actually hanging loose and free, but I'm wearing my shorts, but also a rainbow-coloured vest. Sadly it doesn't cover my torso fully, but... I have it, at least.

What? You think I don't wear anything under my shirt? I wear a vest beneath it, since I'm still technically a woman.

"A tiny bit?" Chimata really wants me to drink wine, by the way.

"...No, Chima..." I shake my head. "When I say I can't handle my alcohol, I can't... Also, where did you even get wine from?"

"Not telling." She smugly smiles. "I'll tell you if you drink some."

Oh. Figures. "Nice try, but still, the answer's... no."

"You hesitated for a second there~." She picks up on my hesitancy to say no. Then she pulls out a shortbread. "What about a shortbread?"

...I stare at the biscuit for a moment. I do like those. "...Okay, that's... more reasonable."

In all honesty, her persistence is actually starting to work away at my resilience. I was a lot firmer earlier, but now I'm more... hesitant to say no, when I think about how today's going.

After the whole affair with the Wrathful and almost dying... as well as Tohru and Merry, and Mizuchi, I honestly could use a drink. And I don't drink alcohol pretty often, mind you. I don't drink it at all.

The doors are also locked. Mostly to keep Raiju out, but also so nobody else walks in on us. This is our private zone.

"Hmm, I want one too..." She looks down at the shortbread in her hand, then gets an idea. "Oh, let's share it, then! Open your mouth and, whatever you do, don't bite down on it too hard, okay? Just hold it in place."

I have no idea where she's going with this, but I oblige, nodding silently as I open my mouth and she places the shortbread partly in my mouth. It's one of those rectangular ones, so I've got one end partially in my mouth whilst the rest's exposed.

...This looks incredibly dumb for some reason. It also looks like I'm smoking a cigar made of biscuits. Funny how that works.

"Okay, now..." Nodding to herself with a satisfied look, she clamps her lips down softly on the other end, then starts biting into it. I take that as a sign to do the same and, before I know it... "Mmh~..."

I-. Oh. We're kissi-. Wait a minute. That was the Pocky game disguised as sharing a shortbread. Crafty goddess...

Not that I'm against it, though. One of her hands're on the back of my head, as she places the wine bottle she was holding off to the side so it doesn't spill. Once she's placed it to the side, her other hand wraps around my side like a snake, whilst my hands move to hold her on their own... "Mmm~... Hmh, hmh~."

"Nn~... Mm~." We savour this moment while it lasts, before our lips part, then I realise how warm my cheeks feel. "...You did that on purpose, didn't you?"

"M~aybe." She only smiles, which makes us both laugh for a short while. "Just relax... I want you to relax. You want to relax. The only people in here... are you and me."

"...Yeah..." I look down slowly, then think for a moment, looking back up to meet her gaze. "...Tell you what. I'll try that wine. Just... don't be surprised if I become a whole different person. And I don't mean Raiju."

"That wasn't so hard..." She smiles warmly, before grabbing the open bottle again with one hand, then bringing the open cap to my lips. "Just tell me when to stop."

Ulp-. Gulp-. Gulp, gulp...

My body relaxes subconsciously, my shoulders relaxing from how tense they were before. I feel my head get lighter, as well as a particular tingling sensation in the back of my throat. I always thought alcohol would make my throat burn, but... wine seems to be fine. Plum wine. It tastes of plums. Because it's plum wine. I...

...

Huh. It's nice, actually. I gesture for Chima to stop, which she does as she parts the bottle from my lips and goes to drink out of it herself. "W-Whoa, that was... actually good..."

"Is that so~? I guess I found your favourite wine, hm?" The goddess briefly parts the bottle from her lips to giggle as I put a hand to my head. I-. I can't feel my head. My head's numb. Um.

I'm seeing double slightly, but even with that, I... 

Whoa. Um. Has Chima always looked that hot-? Wait, no, bad thought! Bad thought! O-Ooh, this is why I don't drink, I think... Bad brain, don't give into the... booze-induced thoughts~...

...

"So, how do you feel?" Chimata decides to ask me once she's done drinking wine for now, putting the open bottle to the side again. "Good, bad~...?"

"I feel... everything. I think." I blink rapidly for a few seconds, trying to focus. I can't make any coherent thoughts right now. My mind is scattered and wild. I wonder if this is how Trish feels sometimes, since she can be a pretty heavy drinker... "My mind feels like a~... Like a~..."

"Like what?" She eggs me on a little with a knowing smile.

"Like a shattered window." I stare at my hands for a moment and blink again, then focus on her. "Also, you~... look a lot prettier than usual."

"Oh, thank you." Chimata takes the compliment, but puts a hand to her mouth. "I've not changed a thing about how I look, though."

"O-Oh." I close my eyes for about five seconds, then open them again, moving to lay my head on the pillow as I stare directly up at the ceiling. "M-Man, today's been a... day. You're right, I do need to~... relax~. With you."

"I told you. It's nice isn't it? Truth be told, I do this myself whenever the going gets rough. I... err, drank a lot of plum wine, before I met you. Before I even met Megumu, back when I was losing my faith and almost... died out. It helped me cope with the fear." Chimata sheepishly admits, laying down closely beside me. "So it's not actually uncommon to see me drinking wine."

"You... do strike me as a... wine drinker." I think about it for a moment, but give up because it's hard to think coherently right now. "Everything feels warm right now... And... cosy."

"That's how the first time tends to go." Chima rubs my head a little and I let her, as I stare into her blue eyes. They seem... darker than usual, but maybe that's just my imagination... I mean, I am drunk... Am I even drunk? It's hard to tell, ahahah...

"...Your body's warm." I speak up, since I can feel her body. We're that close together.

"So's yours." She returns. "That's how people are. They're soft and warm to the touch."

"Yeah..." I nod quietly. "I love you, Chima."

"I love you too, Rajime." She kisses me on the forehead. "Also, do you remember that Hakugyokurou place I mentioned before? With the cherry blossom viewing?"

"Um... Yeah, kind of... Why...?"

"I got the mistress of that place to let me hold a market there. I was meaning to surprise you with it yesterday, but the Wrathful kind of threw a spanner in the works..." She reveals, sighing calmly. "It's in two days' time, but... Do you have a kimono, at all?"

A kimono...? "I... don't think so."

"That's fine." She gives me a reassuring smile, stroking my hair. "I have a few, mostly for special occasions in the past. I can let you borrow one."

"Um... Thanks." I awkwardly nod my head, as we shuffle a little closer to each other to the point my head's touching hers. Oh, yeah, speaking of coming up events... "Tomorrow, I... got an invitation to visit the Moon, um, the Lunar Capital to be specific. And... I was wondering if... you wanted to come with me...? Up there. To the Moon."

"Oh, the Moon? I'd love to! I base my own outfit off of a lunar rainbow, so it's only fitting to visit the actual lunar surface! Don't you think?" She asks me, pecking me on the cheek as I do the same after a moment.

"Yeah... Maybe." I sheepishly smile, but I find myself focusing on her warmth more. "We should... talk about this tomorrow. I'm getting tired..."

"Aw, don't go to sleep already." Chimata squishes my cheeks, jolting me awake a little, before she pivots around on top of me, laying on my stomach. Surprisingly, she isn't heavy, and I'm not the most physically able person. But she's... really soft. It's nice. "C'mon, stay up a little longer... I want to make the most of tonight."

"Okay, okay, you're lucky you're so cute..." Reluctantly, I agree, but my vision goes hazy and I don't remember much after that. From the sounds and feeling of it, we were moving around a lot. I don't know what we said, or did for that matter, but it felt... refreshing. And fun.

...Maybe loosening up once in a while isn't such a bad idea, actually.

And that's the last thought I made coherently, before my consciousness slipped off into a drunken stupor...

Notes:

so, you're probably wondering something!

'isn't maribel from the outside world? how tf did she end up in gensokyo whilst she's 10 here?'

to answer your question, this maribel IS an outsider. as is tohru. and their parents. although, IE is far different from actal touhou canon. let me just say that. it's like a nero and rujo situation where they got sent to gensokyo together, only this time it was the hearn family.

yes, yukari is maribel in this. as for how that's possible? not something i can entirely disclose here.

just know that maribel's (as is the entire hearn family's for that matter) presence in gensokyo here is extremely abnormal and will be elaborated upon in due time

that aside, maebure exists (matriarch of the osoi family, sloth goddess, embodiment of the sin of sloth), she is really fun and deceptively slow, but with said deceptive slowness comes practically infinite patience. also, sloth hat :)

oh yeah miyoi also exists in this (there is totally not going to be an entire arc dedicated to raiju trying to steal miyoi's hat not at all)

saki's also a person that is there (funny how she got introduced in the ie chatfic first before actual ie, then again, mima and the three musketeers are in the same boat there)

JACK HI HI HI HI (it's SAUCY JACK), he is really fun to write because writing people with exaggerated British accents is the funniest thing literally anybody can do in a fanfic

I also wonder what mizuchi lost in makai (hmmmm)

also I severely underuse mayumi whenever she shows up, so I'm making up for that in this chapter! with merry getting a headpat :)

to be fair I legit did NOT know what to do with Yoshika this chapter (so she got yoinked by Seiga off-screen). shame, but. jiang shi.

also hoshi. hoshi is literally the most character ever, obnoxiously strong, weirdly gentle, goes fishing, does gardening, basically a jack of all trades

OH YEAH AND SARIEL'S THERE TOO HI SARIEL (so, funny thing about sariel, I legit didn't know whether to make them a woman or a man so I went 'fuck it' and now there's a seemingly genderless sariel here), and on the note of the scene with her, kinda crazy how tsukiyomi is barely addressed literally ever when it comes to the lunarians (I can change that though lol!)

tbh I wasn't all that sure about the geidontei scene with raiju at first but it was funny so I kept it in (FLAMING CONFETTI SHOTGUN), and that then resulted in. whatever the actual fuck the Coloured Death is.

anyways, s'all from me, feel free to speculate things that're gonna go on here

also friendly reminder that the ie discord is a thing that exists

Chapter 17: Fly Me To The Moon

Summary:

Rajime - and two companions of his choosing - head to the Moon to indulge Lord Tsukiyomi's formal request. Raiju finds out about the fun of gambling in the meantime and makes a strange new acquaintance in the process.

Notes:

man this chapter is one of the most chapters that I've ever written. total OC count of 28, 2 of which make a brief appearance and *20* of that 28 are new characters. moon stuff today. mmm. few new canon characters consisting of the watatsukis and LORD TSUKUYOMI. YEAH.

honestly I don't think many fanfics have written about tsukuyomi?? which is literally criminal?? do my moon god man/woman of questionable gender justice smh

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Rajime."

I wake up with a start, finding myself in my Dream World and with Doremy sat not too far away from me. Oh, yeah, aren't I supposed to meet with Kolar and Trish in this dream today...? "Hey, Doremy..."

"I see you've found yourself in a strange situation... and that you met Sagume." The baku speaks up, reminding me that I did, in fact, meet Sagume.

"Well, strange is... putting it lightly." I fold my arms. "You're talking about the situation with the Moon, right? That I'm visiting it today?"

"I am." She nods, then tilts her head. "It's strange, though. To my knowledge, and from what Sagume's told me, Lord Tsukiyomi rarely gets involved with the Moon's political affairs. He leaves that more to the Watatsukis and Sagume, as well as the other Lunar Sages."

"He doesn't?" I think for a moment. "...That is strange, when you mention it."

"Mmm. I've come to offer you some words of encouragement, and good luck also." She scoots a little closer towards me, leaning forward with that smug-as-ever smile. "You're probably wondering where your friend and sister are. Well, today, I've opted to change your dream a little. They're together, yes, but for you, I brought in two special people who I'm sure you'll recognise. It took some effort, so I hope you do appreciate this."

What? "Who do you me-?"

"Rajime...? G-Goodness, it really is you..." A familiar voice makes me stop asking my question almost immediately. It makes me freeze on the spot, actually, since it's a voice I haven't heard in a while. Is that... her...? Then is the other-?

"Damn, you look worse for wear. Heh." Another voice I haven't heard in a while speaks up as well, sounding very laidback in tone and mannerisms. "Been a while, innit?"

...It's... them. "...Epsi? Mar...?"

"In the flesh." I look to the side to see my brother and other sister standing there. Maroon had his usual grin on his face and he seemed a lot better than when I last saw him... although that might be because this is the Dream World. Epsilon, on the other hand, seems as meek and awkward as ever. She always was the most ginger one out of us four. Trish used to 'bully' her over it. I say bully, but it's more sibling banter than bullying.

...Also, I just realised that Epsilon vaguely resembles Misumaru, and I don't know why. Like... they look similar. Kind of.

"It took some doing, but..." Doremy gestures to them as they approach. "...I managed to pull their dream selves here."

"It's more like you caught us 'aving a nap at noon, but... eh." Maroon wobbles his hand back and forth.

I take in what they look like. Again. I know what they usually look like, but... it doesn't hurt. 

Maroon seems the same as ever, actually, his hazelnut brown hair and brown eyes. All he's wearing is a particular white vest with Latin written on it. 'Nullum dorum nullum quaestum', is what it says. He always told me it meant 'no pain no gain'. Not that I bothered to, erm, learn Latin, mind you. Too complicated of a language for me...

Otherwise, he's wearing tight, light brown shorts. He is literally the most maroon person ever. He also wears that outfit all year round. Only wears a coat if it's cold outside, but when it isn't, he's in that get-up more often than not. He always smells of roasted chestnuts, too...

Epsilon, on the other hand, wears small, black reading glasses just under her eyes all the time. Probably to make herself look smart. Otherwise, her hair is short and coloured a darker, dusty blonde, and her eyes are more purple, unlike mine which're blue. Sometimes it's hard to tell me and her apart, if somebody isn't paying attention... What Epsilon has on is a fluffy-looking brown shirt and a black blazer, as well as a red pleated skirt. She always looks like she's in a school uniform.

...She calls it the 'peak of fashion design'. That is literally just a school uniform.

Honestly, out of me and my siblings, Maroon is the most normal, which is bizarre.

"I-I can't believe that a world inside of everybody's dreams is real, l-let alone... being able to talk to others using it..." Epsilon seems fascinated with the concept of the Dream World at its core. "The concept is... amazing, to say the very least, imagine the utility and innovation a network of dreams could give..."

"Yeah, it's groovy actually. I can dig it." Maroon snaps his fingers, still acting cool unlike Epsilon who's nerding out a little. Then he snaps his fingers, pointing at me. "Also, we roughly know what's gone on with you and Trish thanks to your friend there. Honestly, I'm more surprised that the concept of magic is real."

"O-Oh, yes, that, magic..." Epsilon eyes me for a moment. "What have you seen of it? Do you have any images? Pictures? Better yet, Marin, do you know how to use it?"

"Hey, Epsi, calm down." I remind her she's hyperfixating on a topic. She always does this. It sort of reminds me of Silia, when I think about it.

"A-Ah... Sorry." She winces, pushing her glasses up. "I-I've just been working with a student overseas, investigating the p-potential of magic and supernatural phenomena being very m-much real. Like a... pen pal."

"It's been her obsession for the past few months." Maroon chuckles, sheepishly closing one eye. "What was that bloke's name again?"

"Girl, you mean." Epsilon corrects Maroon. "Her name, um, is Shinpo Ginjutsu."

...Why's the name Shinpo sound so familia-...?

Wait.

I think Kolar brought up somebody by that name to me in the past. Before Gensokyo, that is to say, when we would hang out and talk for hours and hours. Kolar has a classmate with that exact name, and they're friends. Or, um, so I can recall anyway... "Epsi, quick question, did this... 'Shinpo' ever mention that she had a classmate called Kolar?"

"She did mention somebody like that, y-yes, along with her science professor..." Epsi furrows her brows, then pushes her glasses up. "Why? D-Do you know them...?"

"Kolar's my best friend. One I made pretty much immediately once me and Trish moved to Japan." I reveal. "I was only asking because Kolar brought up somebody by the name of Shinpo to me before, said they were close friends in and out of class."

"O-Oh, really?" Epsilon's surprised to hear this, but nods calmly. "I see..."

"Huh. Small world then, innit?" Maroon laughs a little more. "Still, ah, discussin' magic ain't 'sactly why we're here, innit, tapir lady?"

"My name's Doremy, not 'tapir lady'. And I'm a baku." Doremy reminds him with slight annoyance, but goes back to her usual self.

"Yeah, yeah." Bro rolls his eyes, before approaching me and putting one hand on my shoulder, squatting down beside me where I'm sat. "Basically, she brought us here to give you some kinda peace of mind. That 'n so we can talk."

"Ah, is that so...?" I look to the side for a moment, before smiling. "Well, it's appreciated..."

"Honestly, I'm surprised." He nods with a casual, easygoing expression on his face. "The Marin I knew? Wouldn't have done the things you did. Maybe being in a new location you know nothing about helped you to open up. I remember ya bein' one of the most reserved fellas around, day in, day out. Hell, you even got yourself a girlfriend. Good for you."

"Thanks, Maroon." Gingerly, I smile in appreciation.

"Hey, don't mention it. Just doing what I do best - supporting my family." He snaps his fingers again. He really likes doing that. "Epsi, you got somethin' to say too, don'tcha, mate?"

"A-Ah, right, I do." Epsilon cleared her throat. "Um... You know that magatama dad gave me, right?"

I-. Right. Misumaru's magatama. She brought it up before... I should've asked Epsilon about that. "I remember it, yeah. What about it?"

"...Somebody's been speaking to me, through that." Epsilon reveals, furrowing her brows. "They said they knew you."

...Huh. That actually works. Misumaru wasn't making that up... "They do, if it's who I think you're talking about."

"Wait, wait wait wait." Maroon raises a finger, turning his head to look at Epsilon with narrowed eyes. "Epsi, you were hearin' voices in y'head and ya didn't tell me? Crikey-. We're siblings! You can tell me those things!"

"You would've freaked out!" Epsilon shoots back with a pout.

"Oh. Yeah, s'fair that." Surprisingly, Maroon just drops that entire thing. He is... strangely good at doing that and I don't know how or why.

"A-Ahem..." Clearing her throat, Epsi took a deep breath, even if she doesn't really need to, and focuses on me. "They introduced themselves as... 'Tamatsukuri-be'. Does that... name sound familiar, a-at all?"

"Tamatsukuri? Yeah. I know her." I nod calmly. "She's a nice person. Even taught me once when I got to Gensokyo - which I'm assuming the both of you know about by now."

"Yeah, that 'land of fantasy' place." Maroon snorts, folding his arms. "Sounds like the magical boonies, honestly."

"...That's... not a far-off description." I laugh.

"Well, um..." Epsi tilted her head, frowning. She seems like she's thinking about what to say... "This... Tamatsukuri-be. That friend of yours. They-. Or, um, she, according to you, want to see if they can get me and Mar into Gensokyo as well."

...

What. Misumaru, why. "...That so?"

"Wait. The fuck." Mar furrows his brows, obviously having not been told any of this. "Why me, too?"

"You wouldn't be able to live on your own, Mar." Epsi shoots back at him, which... actually shuts him up. 

"Word of advice, Gensokyo isn't exactly a safe place. Some people are nice, but they're few and far between. It's harsh on outsiders that get spirited away here." I think for a moment. "...Although, the fact you're probably going to be affiliated with Tamatsukuri might give you some leeway here and there."

"I-I see..." Epsi considers this, swallowing. "Um-. This isn't the... only reason we agreed to see you, either. Mar?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know." Maroon puts his hands behind his head momentarily, before then squeezing one eye shut and pointing his fingers to the side like a mock pistol. I look to see where he's 'aiming', as does Epsi, and I see three different targets lined up there. One titled 'white', the second 'grey', and the third 'black'. "Way I see it - or, uh, black-and-white dream Santa over there does anyway - you're probably gonna go down one of those three paths. Now, I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but ah..."

"But?" I raise a brow slowly. "What do colours have to do with paths?"

"Morality alignment. I'm, uh, kinda into those." Mar awkwardly grins as Epsi silently sighs to herself. "By that, I mean superstition, things like luck and boundaries and, y'know, the whole shebang. Good, bad, ugly, pretty, whatever. Yin-yangs are fun."

"...Sometimes they are." Doremy reminds us that she exists even though Maroon just acknowledged her existence. "They're a pain to be struck by, however."

"I want to ask." Mar jerks his head to the tapir, quirking a brow, yet dismissively shrugs what she just said off, "...But I'm not going to."

"You seriously are strange." For some strange reason, Doremy actually finds Maroon strange. Isn't she one of the rulers of the Dream World? Shouldn't she be used to seeing strange? What could even be so strange about Maroon...?

"Ah-. Si mirum non est, normale non est, tapir." Maroon proceeds to respond in Latin for some unknown reason.

"...You honestly scare me with how well you know Latin." Epsilon admits that unnerves her. Mar's grasp on Spanish and Latin is honestly really scary, he's a multilinguist. I've seen him read Hebrew aloud before. Fluently, at that. I have no idea how he's able to do that.

He's right when he says he isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, but holy hell does he catch on fast to concepts like languages.

"Sic placet, Epsi. Sic placet." He continues speaking Latin, then snorts, before turning back to me. "Ah~... Anyway. Back to~ what I was saying! I've been, uh, roughly filled in on the situation - like we said before - and what I now know is that you are actually my half-brother and not a full brother. Then again, I think all of us are half-siblings. Huh."

"...Wait, what?" I raise a brow.

"Did Trish never tell you she came about because of a previous relationship dad had?" Mar cocked a brow. Uh. No.

"...What do you think." I lower my eyes. Trish literally never tells me anything important like that, probably because I'd freak out, but even then. My mother is a literal ghost anarchist. God.

"Resoundin' no, then. Heheh." Chuckling, Mar gestures between the three pillars. "Anyway, we can catch you up on that goddamn part later. Right now! The present."

"...Yes, the present." Doremy sighs with frustration. "I'll take over the explanation from here. I believe I can put it in better terms than whatever you can come up with, I'm sure."

"Darn, I wanted to go 'bang bang'." Mar looks at his finger gun and pouts. 

The baku gives him a confused stare for a second, then shakes her head in one quick motion, putting on her usual smug-looking attitude. "I've noticed something about you, Rajime. You've only been in Gensokyo for around two weeks now, yet, you've directly impacted the very way of life just by existing. People once thought unchangeable - changed." She's talking about Medicine's hatred of humans there. As well as Rujo, I guess... if he even counts as unchangeable. "You've even changed the very definition of 'good' and 'evil'. You were initially working with a sage under the guise you were doing good by keeping the balance, but now, you've been presented with a conflicting truth in what would be considered an 'enemy of the people'."

"...Mizuchi. Right." I fold my arms in thought, closing my eyelids temporarily. The topic of Mizuchi, even in the Dream World, makes me tired.

"Um... Yes. That... vengeful spirit who, erm, also happens to be your... actual mother." Epsilon sounds... regretful. "...T-To be, um, entirely honest, me and Mar knew about her, through... dad. Trish didn't know because she was on a school trip at the time and... you were asleep, so, that f-figures. He told us the truth when we were..." She pauses to glance at Mar. "How old w-were we?"

"...Me? Eleven, pretty sure. You were ten." He points out. "Honestly, I'm still kinda surprised he just told us that at that age. Insanis fene senex."

...He just insulted dad in Latin. Cool. I could honestly care less about that.

"...What the hell even is your family." Doremy is astounded by the fact that me, Epsi, Mar, and Trish are not all full siblings, despite all being from the same family. "There's the Seamstress, the Ripper, Majiranir-. Honestly, all of you are so bizarre it's hard to keep track of... No matter." The baku regains her usual smug smile not long after, continuing with her explanation. "Miyadeguchi has given you a rather... abrupt revelation. That the right side tends to never be the obvious one. That's not to say that saying applies to all situations, of course."

"So!" Maroon claps, completely cutting Doremy off, much to her annoyance. Pffft... "That's where those three things come in. The white? That represents good. Like, y'know, a 'hero'. Epsi, y'mind doing what we agreed on?" 

"Um... Sure..." Epsilon goes and stands over by the white statue...? Meanwhile, Mar goes and stands over by the black statue... What? Not long after, Doremy moves to the grey statue... "B-Basically, um, we're asking you to choose between one of these three... The white represents being lawful, or, u-um, something like that~...?"

"Yeah, more or less, soror." Mar grins largely, holding his arms out wide in front of the black statue. "This black one? This, Marin, represents chaos. Completely unorthodox 'n unhinged. Unpredictable!"

"And I'm assuming the grey is...?" I stare at Doremy for a moment.

"It's exactly what you think it is, yes. Neutrality. The unorthodox and unchained nature of evil and chaos, paired with the firmness and resilience of law and order. It takes aspects from both - both good and bad." Doremy elaborates with a small nod. Ah. Okay then.

...

I think it over for a moment. I contemplate moving to the white, but... my body wants to move to the grey.

...Sometimes it's better to trust your instincts. So, I move over to the grey statue, where Doremy is.

"Oh? I see. That's all I needed." Doremy, of which, nods approvingly at my choice. "I'll let you know the interpretation of this dream later. For now, I believe it's time you three woke up."

"A-Ah, right. Um... See you soon, Raji." Epsilon gives me a meek smile, before disappearing in a flash light.

"Heh. Hey, Mandarin," Maroon catches my attention, calling me by that name. "Te visurum."

He disappears immediately after saying that. He just spoke in Latin again. Of course he would. Why wouldn't he?

I also feel myself slipping back into consciousness, so I let the natural flow of sleep overtake me again...

 


 

...

My eyes open and I wake up. I have a killer headache, just... Ugh... How much plum wine did Chima make me drink last night...? Good grief...

...I take in my surroundings for a moment.

I'm in my bedroom at Liberty, under the... comfy covers of my bed. The sheets're white, still, so that's a good sign. Chimata's to my right, and she's sound asleep, hugging me. This is oddly familiar to that one time I woke up in here before, for some reason. Only this time, there's no Tsukasa.

...Which reminds me, what is Tsukasa up to? She's not returned recently...

...

I can't feel my clothes. I look down and see that I am, in fact, shirtless. I don't think I have pants on either. Um. "O-Oh."

"It seems like you enjoyed yourself last night."

A voice to my right makes me snap my head over and see its owner. Okina. She's sat there with a particularly amused expression on her face. "A-Ah, um, you came at an... awkward time."

"So it appears." The sage reflects, sitting in her chair. How did she get that in here again? I-... Right, backdoors. "In any case, I believed you wished to talk to me about something rather important, didn't you?"

"A few things, actually..." I lean forward a little, grabbing my shirt and quickly slipping it on so I'm not, um, entirely indecent? Because that's what a normal person does...? 

"...A few?" Okina tilts her head. Right, I originally got her to talk to me here under the guise that it was about the Moon and Raiju... but something else came to mind as well.

"I'll start with the, err, actual reason I got you out here. It's about the Moon. You know, about Tsukiyomi himself wanting to meet me in person." I fold my arms. "...It's about Raiju. I also have work at the den today, so..."

"...You want me to allow his presence there whilst allowing you to go to the Moon. In a way, having you two not be in the same general area." Okina finishes, pursing her lips. "...You do know that entirely hinges on that fool behaving himself, correct?"

"I know. But the thing is, I don't think Raiju's stupid enough to do something that'll severely upset me." I shake my head firmly. "Even then, Sannyo'll probably keep an eye on him once the entire situation's explained."

"A fair point, he does seem strangely scared of you whenever you're angry or even upset." The sage contemplates that information as well. "...I suppose I can allow such a thing, then. I'll also throw in the added bonus of having Satono and Mai 'help' as well. Albeit, it's more to ensure he doesn't do anything stupid."

Oh, okay. "That's good. Thank you, Okina."

"Mmm. Don't mention it. Now, what was the other thing?"

"...It's about Mizuchi."

"What about her?" Immediately, her eyes narrow at me. "Did you find out something? Like her motivations or what she's planning on doing?"

"...No. But I found out something else." I stare at Okina for a few moments, mulling over how to present the information I've learned, before settling on a method. "...Did you know she was a Creationist Naga?"

"...I'm sorry?" Okina... double-takes? "Did you just say she's one of your kind?"

"Yeah. I did. I'm asking if you knew." I keep staring at her, my expression stern. This is a very serious topic.

"No. I didn't." To my surprise, Okina... looks away, seeming pretty genuine. "I didn't get all that involved with the affair of Miyadeguchi when she first surfaced..."

"...When she first surfaced?" I tilt my head.

"She appeared a long time ago. Caused a lot of problems for everybody and, to this day, she's still one of Gensokyo's most dangerous threats. However, I was busy with other affairs at the time, so I was aware that Yakumo was the one dealing with her." Okina pondered on this information. "...So, as a result, I know next-to-nothing about Miyadeguchi, outside of some brief conversations I've had with Yakumo regarding her."

"Hmm. Okay, then I'll move onto the next thing I know. Did you know she had a daughter? Before she died, I mean."

"...What? She had a daughter, you say? But Yakumo told me she didn't have any-..."

"It's me."

...

"What?"

"I'm her daughter." I reveal, lowering my eyes. "I didn't know until, well, yesterday. Mostly because Mizuchi herself told me that information.

"Then since when I got you involved, I've been pitting a Naga against their own parent...?" For a sage, she sure does seem rather surprised right now. She knew nothing about this? "I... I see. But it still doesn't change the fact that Miyadeguchi bodes ill for the balance of Gensokyo. You and I know that."

"The Miyadeguchis bring change through challenging the natural order of things." I counter, raising a finger. "...Didn't Majiranir do the exact same thing?"

"How did you-?" She narrows her eyes at me, before realising how stupid of a question that is. "...Ah, right, Miyadeguchi."

"Mmm. The entire Miyadeguchi bloodline exists of Majiranir." I awkwardly scratch my neck. "They're-..." I go to say I'm not a part of that bloodline, but decide against it. "We're all Creationists. An entire clan of them. I'm the only one still alive, I think. Of the Miyadeguchis."

"...No. One of them's alive. Usually, we seal the Miyadeguchis away each time they surface, but with this information, perhaps some exceptions could be made..." The sage rests one hand under her chin in thought. "Namely, sealing you would be unsatisfactory for a lot of people. Myself included."

"Yourself included?" I cock a brow at that.

"You've benefitted me more than most people I've broken deals with. You resolved an incident that would've destroyed Gensokyo and you've helped exponentially regarding the Jailbreak King. That, in of itself, is impressive. And you're a useful link to Hell as well." She elaborated... but then frowned. "Although, I still knew nothing about you being related to that vengeful spirit."

"I know, you made that obvious with your reaction." I think on that briefly. "...Why would a sage not know that...? Mizuchi said that the Sages of Gensokyo were the reason she died originally."

"...Again, I'm not sure. I was busy with other affairs and, even then, Yakumo was the one who handled that situation, which means..." Slowly, Okina trailed off as it both clicked with me and her as to why she knew nothing. "...Yakumo. That rat bastard. She deliberately didn't tell me specific details, as to mislead me and all of the other sages... But, perhaps, it may have been for a good reason."

"A good reason?" I inquire about that. "How so?"

"If she did tell us, you most likely wouldn't exist right now." Okina pointed out. I-... Oh. Um. Wow. That's oddly dark. "...And considering how you ended up, it definitely was a good thing. Even then, murdering a child doesn't sit well with some people."

Ah. Child murder. "...I thought you were going to say I would've been taken to Gensokyo far earlier. Not, um, that."

"Well, either you 'disappeared' or you would've ended up here far earlier, just under different circumstances. Still, that is but a what-if."

"Oh."

"...In any case." Okina snapped her fingers, and that drum I saw before was floating beside her. "Majiranir and his descendants aren't tolerated too kindly in Gensokyo. I am, however, willing to overlook your connection to that fool. But for your own sake, and for the sake of those around you, tell nobody about your actual family. Everybody believes that the Miyadeguchis ended with Mizuchi."

"Shonin might know otherwise." I point out. "Mizuchi knew Shonin... pretty recently, actually."

"Does she, now? Perhaps I should make something known to the devil, then." Humming, Okina looked around. "...Still, is that all you wished to discuss with me? You've given me rather interesting information."

Is there anything else-? Ah, wait. Maybe... "Do you know anything about what Tsukasa's up to? You know, um, the kuda-gitsune that used to work for the Great Tengu?"

"That mischievous tube fox? Give me a second." Abruptly, a backdoor appears and opens on the nearby wall, and Okina peers into it. It's green. And large. After a few moments, though, Okina stops looking into it. It doesn't disappear, however. "She seems to be busy with affairs regarding the tengu at the moment. Regarding that half-tengu specifically. You may want to check in on said half-tengu as well, preferably soon at that."

"Wait, what? Dezain? What about her?" I double-take in surprise. "What's happened to her?"

"Again, that's something you need to investigate yourself. It appears Shinjitsu isn't exactly going through the most easy of times now. That isn't to say her life was already hard, but it seems to be going harder than usual. For a tengu, I like her. That endless pursuit for truth and honesty she has is endearing. Stupid and dangerous, but endearing." Okina doesn't elaborate too much on the situation regarding Dezain, sadly. "...Although, it's not as if you have the time to do that right now, is it? Perhaps at a later date."

"...Right." I sigh quietly. A later date... I'm busy with the whole Moon affair today and tomorrow is that Hakugyokurou cherry blossom viewing... as well as the market going on there.

Hmm. And I know Lubrae's going to get in touch with me in a few days... How many days was it again...? Four? Four sounds about right...

"...Now is that everything?" Okina asks again.

"Yeah... I think it is." I think for a moment.

"Mmm. Very well then. You can expect that silver-haired menace to be out of your hair today, which I figure will be quite relieving for you." Giving me a plain nod, Okina moves to float through that door, but stops just before she does. On the chair. Because she can. Freaking flying chairs, honestly... "...And you can expect Komakusa-dayuu to be filled in appropriately regarding your situation. Would you mind passing me your badge for the gambling den? Your bag's there."

She gestures to my side of the bed. I turn my head, see my infinite bag of shenanigans, quickly grab it and rifle through to find my den badge, before finding it and tossing it to Okina who, of course, catches it with ease. "There."

"Much appreciated. Now, goodbye." With the badge in hand, she fades through the backdoor as it then disappears.

...I am left half-naked in the bedroom with a still sleeping Chima.

...

Maybe getting ready for the day would be a good idea, I think...

 


 

After getting sufficiently ready for the day ahead, as well as sorting through all of my things, I am now sat in Liberty's throne room. Again. At the table, because why not?

I do this pretty often, actually. Only this time, there's no Raiju in my head to annoy me. Chimata said there was something she had to grab to prepare for our trip to the Moon, so I let her go do whatever it was she was thinking of doing. Because, unlike Raiju, she can be trusted to go alone somewhere.

...Maybe not outside Liberty, but still.

Tohru came by earlier as well in an oddly cute-looking martial arts outfit, with a practice sword no less. She said she was going to go see Mayumi so she can train. Again. Even though that's literally what she did yesterday. But she also told me that Merry went with Hoshi somewhere, so that's... also there? I have no clue what Hoshi could want with Merry, of all people, but considering the fact that Hoshi seems to be good with kids - despite her obnoxious-looking strength - maybe it's not a bad thing. 

I messaged Keiki earlier as well, mostly to see if she was up to go to the Moon with me and Chimata. She accepted, saying that she was curious about the Moon's own creations, or something along those lines. She said she'd meet me and Chimata in Liberty's lobby soon. Not sure how soon 'soon' really is, but all I know is that it's soon.

...

It's not as if I'm actually alone, either. I have found strange company visiting me.

"Checkmate."

...and we are playing Chess. I won, of course.

"H-Huh..."

"Y'know, four-player Chess without turns is fucking wild and just what I need for my daily chaos fix."

"Honestly, I thought Shonin was making this whole thing up when she told me about it this one time. As it turns out, she wasn't."

One may be wondering who these three people are, and what the hell 'four-player Chess' is. Truth be told, I don't think either of us four knew what the hell four-player Chess was or even how to play it, we just kinda applied the normal rules of Chess, went 'to hell with it', and played it like normal Chess, going around in clockwise order each time somebody made a move.

As for who these four people are, well, the first one is, would you believe it, a were-taotie. And he's related to Yuuma in some way. 

Strangely simple-looking, too. His skin's also a bizarrely pale white for Hell. His hair's ashen grey and his eyes're reminiscent of Yuuma's. Red, with that horizontal line for pupils. His ears're also distinctly pointy, but his teeth're razor sharp as well. Kind of like Yuuma. Again. 

As for his outfit, though, he's wearing a strangely casual white yukata with red and blue highlights. Lining said yukata is the Japanese kanji for 'hunger' over and over. Or, rather, hungry...? Specifically, it's '飢'. Then again, for a taotie, that fits, doesn't it? He also has a small pendant around his neck in the shape of a spoon. And beside him is a comically large knife. Yeah. A comedically sized knife. Which also seems to be foldable to be compact, mind you. The only other notable things are his reddish-white leggings and sandals.

Or, as I've come to know, this is Parano Turnabout. The next-in-line to inherit the Gouyoku Alliance if Yuuma ever steps down, but apparently, Parano's also Shonin's student. He's very... down to earth. Calm. Almost serene, compared to Yuuma, which is arguably jarring to see in a were-taotie. 

As for the second, he's a lot more timid. He's also a vampire who I've been told about before. One of two, actually. The other two're both vampires, but I'm talking about the male one more. It's none other than Kira Yoshikage, of the two Yoshikages I know to be in Hell. 

Kira is a very... strange person. He's timid, but also very stalwart at times. Really clever, too. He has black hair and, like his cousins and the rest of his family, piercing red, cat-like eyes. He's wearing a formal black suit with a scarlet-coloured tie, including suit pants as well. Protruding from his back are two bat-like wings. Kind of like Remilia's, in a way, but then again, they are cousins as Seam pointed out to me, back when I visited the Scarlet Devil Mansion with Silia and Shion.

...Speaking of who, I wonder how Shion's doing? That can wait until later, but... I do genuinely wonder.

Yet enough about Kira, I may as well point out the other one, who's also his sister. Yuwako no Netsu, supposedly the reason why Hell's capital is called the City of Lust and Desire. Specifically lust. Kira's the reason for 'Desire' being a part of the name, due to him being able to manipulate desires outright. So by that logic, Netsu incites lust in others.

Netsu, despite being chaotic and very lustful, wears surprisingly high-end clothing made from silk. It reminds me of Sannyo, kind of. She wears a scarlet red robe made from silk, as I said before, that covers her entire body. Her sleeves are short and there's even what seems to be a bit of Norse written down the middle. It's secured with light blue buttons near her chest, two of which near the top are unmistakably left undone on purpose to expose said chest a little. 

...Although, such a thing is fitting of Netsu's character. Exposing herself in a somewhat risque way, that is. She literally exists to invoke lust in others. It's just that simple.

"That was a good match, though. And a surprisingly refreshing change of pace." I bow my head respectfully. "Thank you."

"Yeah, yeah, don't mention it. I was practically dying of boredom." Netsu groans, rolling her head back in her seat, then puts on a sly grin. "If we didn't do this, I was probably gonna go 'fool around' with some of the bigger oni, if you catch my drift. Heheheh."

"...N-Netsu." Kira frowns at her. "W-We don't have that kind of talk here..."

"Ah, shaddup, Kira, I'm a grown woman." Netsu rolls her eyes. They're around the same height as Remi and Flan are, so around four foot something. Short vampires are... strangely common. Normally they're depicted as sinister and tall, but maybe that's only males. Well, I say that, but Kira is also oddly small, so...

"...Four feet isn't exactly 'grown woman' heights, Netsu." Parano remarks, wryly grinning at the shortstack vampire girl.

...Why the hell did I use 'shortstack' specifically to describe her? Well, she's short. That's it.

"Yeah, and you're so tall you bump into the top of doorways." Netsu returns, rolling her eyes. "At least I don't hit things with my head at my normal height."

"Well." Parano glances at his knife, then at her, taking a long sip from a cup of Sinsoul Tea in front of him. He does not break eye contact once.

"...What?" Netsu's unnerved by him not breaking eye contact.

...He doesn't stop. Um.

"P-Parano?" Even Kira's worried.

"...I've got nothing." The were-taotie stops sipping to reveal, brazenly looking down into the cup with furrowed brows. "Strange. Could've sworn I was going to say something then..."

"Y-... Yeah, whatever." Netsu looks away. "You didn't have to keep eye contact with me, dumbass."

"Oh, no, I had to. Now I know what I was going to say." Parano smiles knowingly. "You made a lewd comment in front of the King of Hell. That can't stand."

"...I was pretending to have not heard that, actually." I reveal, sighing with a shrug. 

"...Nevermind then." Scratching his chin, Parano looks away.

"Yeah, nevermind." Netsu looks back after a moment, then rests her head on her hand. "So~." She points at me with her free hand. "You're that new bigwig me and Kira've heard about then, huh? Didn't expect you to be so~... normal. And tall, too... And cute."

"U-Ugh~..." Kira whines, wincing. "S-Sorry, King Typhon-" King Typhon. Is that what the people of Hell refer to me as,or rather, those that don't know who I am proper? Huh. Interesting. "-Netsu can be a little... erm... w-weird, sometimes, eheh..."

"To be fair, I've seen and heard weirder." I point out. "...Like Shonin."

"O~h, yeah. Did you know her name's actually Shon and not Shonin? Like, y'know, how people take on 'in' at the end of names sometimes?" Netsu points out with a mischievous grin.

I'm sorry? "...You mean to say her name is 'Jigoku no Shon'."

"Actually, her name isn't even that either." Parano speaks up. "Jigoku no Shonin's just her face name for when she's the devil. She - or they, I suppose - have way more names."

"...They?" I tilt my head.

"What, you think Shonin's just a woman? Plea~se. She's been a man around me before." Netsu rolls her eyes and snorts. "In fact, I've seen her just not be anything a couple of times as well.

"O... kay then?" I say this a lot, but I genuinely do not know what to do with that information. Good for Shonin, I guess...? "What was that about her name, before?"

"Well, her actual name's Shonin Tace. She's not told many people that, and I'm one of the few she has actually told." Parano raises a finger. "I figure you might as well know that, since you'll be dealing with her a lot."

Tace... Tace-. Wait. Tace means 'silent' in Latin. I know that because Maroon said it a lot to shut Trish up sometimes in the past and deliberately annoy her.

...Thank you, Maroon, and your random knowledge on the entirety of Latin.

"Silent, um, isn't a word I'd u-use to describe Shonin." Kira also knows what 'tace' means as well, surprisingly, shaking his head.

"Eh?" Netsu jerks her head to her brother, putting on a very dumb look of exaggerated confusion. "Why, dear brother, I have no clue what the fuck you mean when you say that. Shonin is the most silent person to ever... uh... be a person!"

"...You're not funny, sister." Kira lowers his eyes at her.

"Ah, shaddup. You're the one who sits inside all day."

"Because the sun hurts us!"

"...The fuck is the sun? The sun doesn't exist, idiot."

"Wh-. What do you mean it 'doesn't exist'?! It's real, and it hurts, and there's ten in Hell! "

"The only sun in my life is Lady Amaterasu, Lubrae rest her soul. Namely because she got hit with metal pipes to make sure the suns of Hell kept existing."

"...I-I hate you so much..."

"Love you too~."

"Also, Amaterasu is literally the opposite of what you should be sticking with! She's the sun god! Sun god! N-Netsu, how daft are you-..." Kira slowly realised how stupid that one question is. "...Actually, don't answer t-that. All you care about is good looking men and maybe women."

"You know it." She snaps her fingers. "All I care about is big dudes and their huge-."

"Die in a fire." Kira groans in physical pain.

"I was going to say hearts!"

"No you weren't!"

"Nuh-uh!"

"W-What do you mean 'nuh-uh'?! It's m-more like 'yuh-huh'! "

"THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN 'YUH-HUH'?!"

...Me and Parano just exchange a glance as we opt to let them have their little squabble, drowning out both vampires - more so Netsu than Kira - as we focus on our own conversation. 

The were-taotie folds his arms and focuses on me. "...So, you and Yuuma are... uh... in league?"

"It's more 'mutually beneficial partners' than being in league, but sure." I shrug dismissively. "You're the next-in-line to become chairman of the Gouyoku Alliance?"

"...I am." Parano blinks slowly, before sighing. "I'm not the... best leader, though. Only time I've actually done that was when there was this one dispute when I was visiting the Alliance's main headquarters in the Animal Realm, between Hoshi and some eagle spirits. That's the only time I've actually scared people - and I don't like doing it either."

"Actually, that sounds like you can be a yakuza patriarch, it's just you don't want to be a traditional one." I point out. "That's your problem."

"...Really? Huh." He snorts, grabbing his large knife with one hand casually. "If there's anything I take after Yuuma, it's tending to keep my nose - or other appendages but mostly my nose and my mouth - out of conflict. You? From, uh, what Shonin's told me, as well as Yuuma I guess, you seem the same."

"I hate conflict. Fighting. Any synonym of the word." I scrunch my face up, before sniffing. "I'll stop it from arising however I can, wherever it shows itself.

"I can dig that." The were-taotie tilts his head back to stare up, then glances between Kira and Netsu briefly, before snorting again. "Ironic we say that though considering-."

"You're the one who used Shonin's spear as a-!" Kira is about to say something before, abruptly, Parano smacks him clean in the side of the head with his knife's blunt side, sending the boyish vampire sprawling to the floor in pain.

"Shut up." He tells the vampire simply, then glares at Netsu. "And you, stop making risque sentences. Or I'll stab you. Repeatedly. Then I dunno, maybe bite you."

"Kinky." Netsu snorts much to the were-beast's disgust.

"...What the actual hell is wrong with you." I stare at her in concern.

"A lot of things, actually!" She raises a finger as Kira groans from the ground. I-. How hard did Parano hit him? "Seam considers me mentally unstable. Even Jill does! I know that much!"

"That explains... a surprising amount, actually." I pinch my temples and sigh out.

"Netsu, you're fucking disgusting." Parano points his knife at her.

"I am?" She tilts her head. "Parano, my lad, I'm definitely not doing that right now."

"Die in a blaze of holy oni balls. Holy fucking shit. " Even Parano's getting sick of her...

"...What the fuck does that mean." Netsu asks, blinking with a blank expression a few times. "...B-... 'Blaze of holy oni balls'? What the actual shit does that-?"

"It means fuck off. That's what it means, you absolutely deprived individual." He tells her outright.

"Ah. Gotcha. Committing that one to memory, namely because I've never heard that specific structure of words used in that particular order before..." She makes a faux-expression of writing into her palm.

"Why did you hit me...? " Kira whines from the floor.

"You reminded me of a time I did not want to remember." The were-taotie points his knife at the younger vampire, then glares at Netsu. "...Although, fair point. I should've hit you, actually."

"Oh, come now, Parano, my boy." Netsu rests a hand on her chest, putting on a smarmy grin. Good lord. "Why hit me in a physical assault when you could instead hit me from-."

"That's it." I stand up, summoning Aegis-Pure. "Netsu, be quiet, or I will ram this shield into every orifice of your body until you bleed and beg for mercy."

"...Huh." She stares at me in surprise. "Okay!"

She proceeds to pull out a roll of duct tape and just... tapes over her own mouth. W-. What.

"...I wasn't actually expecting you to, uh, make a physical threat like that." Parano's also surprised, as is Kira.

"I was getting tired of her antics." I rub my forehead for a moment and dismiss Aegis just as quick as I summoned it. That magical essence binding thing Byakuren taught me really does help. Saves me the hassle of keeping Aegis on my arm constantly, or having to pull it out from my bag... Which I really should have a look through, sometime.

"Mhm~." Netsu smugly hums, obviously unable to properly speak due to taping over her own mouth. "Dhmt mhndhrstuhmate th pmher mph rhmdmh bhmmllmhit."

"...Is it bad that I could actually understand what she just said?" Parano raises a brow.

"Kind of..." Kira rubs his head, mostly recovering from the blow Parano just gave him. How hard did he hit that vampire...?

"Are... you actually okay?" I ask him, mostly out of concern.

"Yes..." He picks himself up off of the floor and dusts his clothes off. "M-My head's just my weak spot. All vampires have a weak spot somewhere on their body, it doesn't matter who. For me it's the back of my head. It hurts like hell to get hit there, b-but Netsu's weak spot is her sides. If you hit her there, she just, erm, crumples and starts laughing uncontrollably."

...Netsu glares at him briefly, but does not speak, for I told her to be quiet.

"Really, huh?" Parano eyes Netsu for a moment, smirking to himself. "Good to know..."

"What about Seam? Or Jill. They're a dhampir." I point out.

"...Well, u-uhm, they don't really... have one." Kira admits, holding his arm awkwardly as he sits back down. "T-Then again, Jill the Seamstress is extremely powerful..."

"Oh." I don't really know how to feel now that I know Jill doesn't exactly have a discernible weakness, barring sunlight... because, well, dhampir.

I also wonder something. "...Are vampires weak to garlic?"

"...What?" Parano's brows raise. "That's not-."

"Actually, erm, it depends from vampire to vampire. The more western ones hate garlic. Some're even acutely allergic." Kira elaborates, resting his chin on one hand. "N-Not me though. I eat it. Like, um, the entire clove."

"...Y-... You do what." I stare at him, blinking slowly.

"I eat entire cloves of garlic." Kira states as if nothing is wrong with that sentence. "...Seam's the same..."

"Omh-." Netsu somehow bites off the duct tape she covered her mouth with, swallowing it down. I-. Why did she do that? Is she stupi-... No, she definitely is, there's no reason to wonder about that. "Kira you're a freak."

"You're one to talk." I point at her.

"...He's right." Parano also points at her.

"...Yeah." Kira smiles awkwardly, also pointing at her.

"What the hell..." Netsu looks between the three of us in awe.

...Why are we all pointing at her?

"A-Anyways." Kira shakes his head, dismissing the matter as we lower our fingers. "I've, erm, noticed a particular... annoyance, roaming around Liberty."

"Who, Shonin?" Parano cocked a brow.

"Not her... A different guy."

Oh, no. "...Let me guess, silver hair, purple eyes, hunter's clothes, electric harness, lugs around a giant 'what the hell is that' abomination of a cannon?"

"Um, yes." Kira stares at me inquisitively for a moment. "Do you know anything a-about him?"

"...I would explain who he is but he hurts my head more than anything else." I rub my temples, groaning in frustration. "Needless to say, and all you need to know at that, he's me. I'm him. His name's Raiju and, arguably, he's more annoying than Shonin is. And that's not something that's easy to be."

"No kidding." Parano snorted. "How bad is he?"

"Gibbed half of a youkai on impulse after coming up with a new ability idea."

"Oh."

"Yeah, he's that bad. He's basically the opposite of me."

"Like a shadow?" Netsu chimes in, humming. "Y'know, Kira, when you bring it up, I've seen that guy as well, like, last night. I threw a sledgehammer at him. It bounced off of his skull and crushed some random amanojaku's arm."

"...Netsu, speak sense." Kira dryly stares at his sister.

"I am though! That's literally what happened! You can ask Mister Tensai about it, he saw that whole shebang as well! So did that purple child!"

"...Purple child?" I raise a brow.

"I dunno where she came from but there's a child here, apparently. Shon hit me in the spine and told me to not do anything to her. So, y'know. She's, like, really purple. Or magenta. Violet? Violet."

...She's probably talking about Merry. Good grief.

"Um... tell me about last night later." Kira sighs out quietly, shaking his head. "B-Back to, erm, what I was saying... I saw him... before I came here, I was coming from, err, the jail here at Liberty. Well, they call it a jail, but it's more like a row of holding cells. He was in one of them, all I heard as t-to a reason was that he pissed off an angel."

"That... was probably Sariel." I reflect on it, sighing. Honestly, Raiju... "There was a seraphim visiting here yesterday."

"Wait, that seraphim was here again?" Netsu cocked a brow. 

"...Again?" I ask, looking at her.

"See, that seraphim, Sariel? She's been around here a few times and I swear it was to try and rile up Shonin for some reason or another. Barely anybody likes her because she's all 'holier than thou' and all that crap." The female vampire shrugs nonchalantly. "I pissed her off, like, twice myself. For a seraphim, she has a super short fuse."

"...More like there's some bad blood between her and Shonin." Parano cuts in, clicking his tongue. "Then again, ain't too hard to be pissed at Shonin for one reason or another. She's, uh, very hate-inducing. Because she's a huge troll deep down."

"T-... Troll." I echo, blinking slowly. Also, they just confirmed that Sariel is in fact female. As is most people, I suppose... I still find it strange how there's a distinct lack of males.

...Well, I say that, but Kira and Parano are right there. They are guys. There's also Nero, Rujo, u~m... Raiju, I guess. Tensai, too.

"Yep. Huge troll." Netsu cheekily grins. "I mean, hey, Noia."

"Don't call me that." Parano stares at her dryly.

"Whatever. Remember the time Shonin made the Hell of Pandora's Box?"

"Oh good grief, not that place. " The were-beast groans and, immediately, clutches his head with his hands in... pain? "Why did you even remind me of that place?!"

"Oh, y'know." Netsu coyly smiles. I have half a mind to throw her out of a window. And I'm not Raiju.

" Ignoring that." I cut in, staring at Kira again who was just silently waiting for us to finish. "You clearly had more to say about that, right, Kira?"

"Um, yes, right." He cleared his throat, continuing when I give him the chance. "I watched him walk right out. L-Like, um, he opened the door and just... left. Somehow. I think that door was locked."

...How. How does he even do these-... You know what, it's better if I don't know.

"...Then I watched him get grabbed out of nowhere and pulled into a door that just appeared." The vampire tilts his head. "Then I opted to forget about the whole encounter."

"Did he also piss off that sage or something...?" I hear Parano mutter to himself quietly. He knows about Okina?

"W-What?" Kira glances at him.

"Ignore me, just rambling to myself." He plays it off with a shrug. "...As usual."

As usual?

"O-Oh, right." Kira nods slowly, then sighs. "Also, erm, I saw the Keiga matriarch running away from Shonin too last night. She had the spear Shonin usually has on her in her hands."

"Wait, dead serious?" Parano sounds intrigued to hear this. "That's gonna be something to tell Yuuma about later... Did she actually manage to take it?"

"...I found her impaled to the wall a few minutes later, so, um... I take it she didn't." Kira shook his head solemnly. "She'll be missed."

"Pff. Yeah, right, as if Shonin'd put down somebody like that. Doing that would absolutely upset literally everybody in the Keiga Family." Netsu snorts and rolls her eyes. "She'll be back in, like, a day's time, tops."

"If it means anything, I was the one who told her to steal Shonin's spear and deliver it to me." I speak up.

"...You uh..." Parano stares at me, gauging my unchanging expression. "...Oh. You aren't joking."

"... Why would you do that, I wonder?" Netsu remarks with a grin. "Perhaps you're as much of a buffoon as we are? Hm? Down to clown a little?"

"Be quiet." I tell her. "Saki was going to challenge me to a fight and I've delayed her as much as I humanly can by giving her three tasks to carry out in order to 'prove her worth'. First was stealing Shonin's spear and bringing it to me. Second was taking three different types of peaches from Heaven. Third was getting something important to me from Makai."

"To be fair, taking anything from Shonin is impossible." Parano comments, looking down. "...I'd know, from first-hand experience. I literally live with her."

"You have my condolences." I stare at him in pity.

"Huh. No wonder you're always sick of me." Netsu now realises why Parano doesn't like her. "You literally have reality's biggest clown and troll in one always breathing down your neck. Mad respect to you though for having the balls to put up with Shonin though! Seriously, not even I'd want to spend more than ten minutes in a locked and sealed room with her!"

"...Yeah." He rolls his eyes at her.

"Um... In... any case." Kira cleared his throat again, then slowly looks like he's remembered something. "Ah-. Have any of you three heard about that rumour? "

"...Rumour?" I raise a brow at this. I've never heard anything about a rumour...

"Don't recall hearing any good ones lately, no." Parano denies, folding his arms.

Netsu, though, snaps her fingers. "O~h. Kira, you're talking about that right?"

"Um, yeah, that." The male vampire sighs quietly, before swallowing... nervously? I mean, he's always nervous, but that was unmistakably more nervous than what he usually portrays. "R-Rumour has it, and this was... a-around late at night yesterday too, that a yama down here, in Hell, was m-murdered. Not Gensokyo's y-yama, but... a yama."

Oh, good lord. "...Another killer. What is it with my life and being so affiliated with killers...?"

"...I want to ask about that, but I also don't want to." Parano speaks up on what I just said with curiosity, but doesn't question it for right now. Ah, good. "Still, what? A yama, murdered?"

"K-Keep in mind this is just a rumour." Kira clarifies, taking a deep breath before continuing. "B-But the rumour itself, erm, portrays one of the members of the Gouyoku Alliance a-as the culprit, if it is true..."

"...What?" Parano narrows his eyes instantly. I can't blame him. He's next in line to become chairman after Yuuma. "Which one? Is there a specific person?"

"My oh my, you're awfully eager to look into a potential murder. Parano, buddy, pal, you ain't a detective." Netsu points out with an eerily cheerful smile.

"No, but I am thorough. Unlike the people you go for, like that time you accidentally slept with a vampire hunter."

"Pfuh-." Netsu double-takes at his words, then glares. "You damn half-goat-. I told you to never speak up about that!"

"Be quiet." I point at her. I'm not going to lie, Parano insulting her like that was deserved.

"...Yessir." Netsu hangs her head low, as Parano smugly grins in satisfaction.

...Kira gives them a concerned glance, but continues. "Yes... Um. Back to what I was, err, saying though. Parano, y-you wanted to know the suspected member, if the rumour is true, r-right?"

"Yes. Please, Kira, tell me. I don't want the organisation that I'm going to inherit one day coming under fire with scrutiny." The were-taotie rests his chin on his knuckles in thought.

"Then, um, it's Hoshi's... butler? Retainer? I-I don't really know what that guy is to her..." Kira reveals.

"...Wait, retainer?" I furrow my brows. "Do they happen to be an incubus by any chance?"

"Wait, what?" Netsu starts getting a stupid grin on her face. "That muscle freak has an incubus serving her, hu~h? Well, that's definitely interesting info~."

...I stare at her in disappointment and summon Aegis again. She eyes the shield and promptly shuts up. Good.

"...Yes, actually." Kira nods slowly.

"Karita, huh." Parano suddenly has a deep pondering expression, rubbing his chin a few times. "...I'll look into it. There's no way he'd kill somebody though, Hoshi would kill him for causing trouble. Besides, he's a... questionable person, but that's because of his natural personality as an incubus, but other than that, he's quiet more times than not."

"How the fuck is an incubus quiet?" Netsu raises a brow in... surprisingly genuine confusion. She would know, wouldn't she? "They're the opposite."

"Karita's just different, I guess." The were-taotie shrugs then stands up. "I'm better off looking into this now sooner than later, so sorry to cut this short, but..."

"It's fine." I tell him, smiling. "We can continue our talk another time, Parano."

"Right. Thanks." He grins back, then slings his knife over his shoulder, his face portraying nothing but sternness right now. "Can't let something like this be left uninvestigated, either. Whilst there is Shonin, she hates the Ministry - and the yama specifically - with a burning passion. Although, strangely, she tends to leave out Eiki more often than not."

"Really, now?" I hum for a moment. That could be something worth looking into at some point...

"Yep." Parano cracks his neck and moves to leave, although right as he gets to the door-.

"Hey, kid!" Tensai pushes the door open with his foot. In his hands is a letter, and he has a big old grin on his face. "That seraph came by 'n left ya another letter."

"Oh, thank you Tensai." I nod in appreciation.

"Huh, she left you mail?" Netsu eyes me in intrigue. "Then again, you're probably not one to piss off Sariel. Heh."

"I don't 'piss off' anybody, and for good reason. Maintaining good, healthy relationships is important." I stand up and approach the oni as Parano wordlessly moves past him and leaves. "In any case, I should probably see what this is about..."

"O-Oh, um, I understand." Kira stands up, bowing appreciatively. "Thank you for, erm, having us in here, King Typhon."

"Kira, you're so respectful it hurts." Netsu snorts, also raising from her seat.

"Please, just call me Rajime." I tell him casually, taking the letter from the oni.

"Oh, and ah, by the way." Tensai speaks up before heading out himself. "Said seraph's waiting in the lobby. That creator god from the Animal Realm is there as well, too. Said she was wantin' to see you. Oh, uh, so is that walkin' pride parade. I mean that in a good way, too."

"...Thank you for telling me that." I sigh. I partly wonder why Sariel is hanging around in the lobby, but I presume it's because she's the one that'll take us to the Moon. "You can go, Tensai. And tell those three I'm coming down shortly... Once I've read this, of course, if it's who I think it's from."

"Ah, cheers. Gotta make sure Pola and Dimsu're behavin' up here as well, so, y'know. Also, what was with Parano? He seemed pretty, uh... tense."

"He's looking into that rumour. You know what I mean, right?"

"O~h. The rumour about the murdered yama. Gotcha, won't pry then. I'll go now." Tensai nods casually, then turns and walks out. Kira and Netsu follow out behind him, quietly bickering to themselves. Or, well, Kira was quiet. Netsu was obnoxiously loud.

...Genuinely, Netsu reminds me of Raiju in a way. Kira reminds me of myself, when I was younger.

Oh well. That's not important right now. What is important is this letter...

Walking back over to my throne, I plop myself back down upon it and open the envelope the letter came in, breaking the seal with... surprising ease. I don't know how I can do that and it scares me. It's sort of a skill I just... picked up, I guess? Considering the fact I can do that with my bare hands and not something sharp like a knife?

...Eh, whatever. I begin reading the letter aloud to myself.

"To the King of Hell, I received your response soundly and clearly. I am glad you can at least be civil in these affairs, considering the fact you only recently came to power as far as I am aware. I received confirmation from both the seraph I had sent and from your response, and I must say, you have a particularly interesting way with words. You are but a youth of Man, yet at the same time, you speak as somebody with an intriguing amount of maturity and wisdom. Truly, this is a first. We will be glad to have you and your companions in the Lunar Capital, and please, trust me when I say that I have made sure that there will be zero further attempts on your life during your visit. All residents of the Capital have been made aware, you see, that you will be here today."

...That's... something. I'm considered 'mature and wise' by the Moon's standards. I don't know how big of a compliment that is, but it seems pretty big nonetheless.

"I received your hopeful words of kindness as well, that aspiration to settle hostilities between the Moon and Hell so that we may not have anymore hostilities between us. Although, what you mentioned about that individual who holds a grudge against Chang'e intrigues me, for I hadn't been made aware that such a person even existed. Perhaps there are important details my people are keeping from me... Hmm. I will see what I can do regarding this, though. Please, by all means, have faith in me. I am a man of my word. You remind me of my sister, Amaterasu. Hell has many suns, does it not? I am aware that such suns were made in the present by Amaterasu on the behalf of one of Hell's prior rulers. They once died out, but came back due to Lubrae Hieropha's... 'request'. I say request, but it was more so she 'persuaded' my sister with an extreme amount of metal poles. I can still hear the noises they made to this day. To my surprise, though, my father, Izanagi, allowed such a thing to occur. But I suppose Hieropha and my father do have their connections from the past..."

...Ah, right, Izanagi - or Ouroboros to Lubrae - saved her from joining her people in unavoidable death, didn't he...? That's why Lubrae pursued him from her home of Tartarus, becoming a ruler of Hell for a time, for some reason or another. To thank him, maybe?

"...In any case, we can speak more once we meet in person. Please, remember that the Watatsukis will be in the room with us, but rest assured that I hold power over the both of them, for I am the one who initially founded the Lunar Capital, alongside Yagokoro-omoikane. In the meantime, please, enjoy yourself and your time in our Capital. The seraphim that will have delivered this message to you will also be the one to take you to the Lunar Capital where, after doing so, you and your two companions will be handed off to Lunar Sage Kishin. After all, she is the sage you've had the most experience with."

Yagokoro-omoikane? I think he's talking about Eirin... actually, no, he probably is, since Yagokoro is Eirin's last name. 

"Other than that, I bid you adieu for now, Rajime-san. Farewell, and may your travel to the Lunar Capital be safe.

Signed, Lord Tsukuyomi-no-Mikoto."

...That's that then, huh. Well, it's better to get a sufficient and short answer than a long and drawn-out one, I guess.

What I wrote back to him yesterday isn't entirely important. Just a few important details I thought he should be made aware of, and what-not, is all. That's it.

But, now with that letter out of the way, I pocket it and stand up, grinning. "Today's gonna be fun."

 


Meanwhile... (Raiju POV)

 

I got fucking abducted by god herself to go work, which is something that I did not want to do. Balls.

...But, honestly, it's a good idea for me to do this. Rajime sure as hell wouldn't risk taking me to, well, the Moon. Okina filled me in on the entire sitch anyway, so~...

So, now I'm working at Sannyo's den which, because I knew where it was the entire time and not because of the events of yesterday, is in Geidontei, in the Human Village. Something something 'Mamizou at the gambling den before', or whatever.

Yoko's here. So is Kifujin. Because Sannyo said she'd bring them due to the fact they're more human than literally anybody else. I'm filling in for Rajime, obviously, I've got my - or his - badge on and everything.

...Also with me is-

"Oh, so that's how you play 'Extreme Go Fish'..."

-Satono and Mai. Mostly to keep an eye on me. They're fun. Satono especially. Mai's just sort of... there?

Honestly, Mai's way too serious, but she's oddly scatter-brained as well. Weird.

One may also be wondering what 'Extreme Go Fish' is, too. Well, you see, it's Go Fish. But you can play literally anything you want. Including cards from other decks. I've got a Western deck of cards here, as well as some Japanese playing cards like... uh... what the hell were these called again? Hanafuda? Kabufuda? Whogivafug? Wha-. Oh, that's it, I literally said it. Kabufuda. And hanafuda. I...I literally just said both of them. Huh.

...Honestly, they're weird names for cards. I also have shogi pieces here for some reason, as well as...

"...No." Mai just says no, shaking her head in annoyance. "We are not playing that."

"Aw, c'mon, Mai." Satono pouts. "I think it's fun."

"It's too chaotic. My head hurts trying to remember what you're even supposed to do." Mai deadpans.

"That's because you're restraining yourself by being a normal human being. " I point at her. "I, however, am not restrained by the likes of social norms."

"That's because you're an entity of chaos." Mai counters. Hm, true. "Remember, you're playing against humans and humans alone. Humans tend to not have supercomputer brains like youkai tend to have."

"...Fair point." I look down at the mess of playing methods in front of me. Cards, shogi pieces, chess pieces, Ability Cards, knives, checkers pieces, uh... 

Honestly there is a lot here, actually. Balls. "Maybe I should just play Blackjack instead..."

"Daw, I think Extreme Go Fish is a fun idea, though..." Satono is upset that we will not be playing Extreme Go Fish. It is truly a sad day. 

"No, Satono, it is absolutely not. "

It's also just before opening hours, by the way. I'm still doing stuff with cards. Mostly figuring out what the hell I want to offer to players...

...Kifujin is watching from a distance, mostly concerned. She's got that big-ass Wheel of Fortune behind her. What the hell does she even use that for, again...? Doesn't she do roulette stuff? Wonder if that includes Russian Roulett-...

Actually, no, she probably doesn't. Namely because that's probably not allowed in Sannyo's gambling dens. That and Kifujin isn't an idiot either. Saikoro'd probably do that though.

...Not that the jorogumo in question is here, but still.

Heiwa's with Kifujin as well. I keep forgetting Heiwa is a person that exists. She's just kinda... there. Sipping something. I think it's juice. Some kind of juice, anyway. Fruit juice, maybe...? Ah well, it's juice. Juice is juice.

Yokoshimana is... also here! She's with Sannyo at the minute, who's busy prepping up a table of her own to make up Saikoro not being here. That and Okinaneko isn't present either.

...Come to think of it, Okinaneko's name literally just means 'big cat'. Doesn't 'okina' just translate to 'old man' in English?

Huh. Weird to think about stuff like that... Also it's not important, so, you know.

There is also somebody else here, but they're talking with Yoko and Sannyo for the time being. It is a dude. Who may or may not be a dragon. Who Rajime may or may not have been told about before. Who may or may not be the former patriarch of the Kiketsu Family.

...It's Ryuu, is what I'm trying to say. Yoko's older brother. Yep. That guy. He exists. He came, like Yoko said.

I... think Okina elaborated on who I was to him as well. Either that or Sannyo did, anyway.

Oh, Mamizou's here as well. She's in her usual disguise...? The one I saw yesterday, anyway. Miyoi's also tilling near to where Mamizou is. They're sort of just off to the side, watching.

"Y'know." I look down at a deck of cards, then shuffle it. "Maybe some standard poker wouldn't hurt... I have a stupid poker face."

"You used to not have a face until recently." Mai bluntly reminds me. Oh, right. "...Remember, you only exist thanks to the Miracle Mallet, which... actually, hold on. Doesn't that thing have a limited amount of energy? How are you even still alive?"

"It does?" Satono tilts her head.

"Yeah, it only has a limited amount of energy when it affects other things." Mai furrows her brows. "Okina told us about that before."

"Oh." Satono nods slowly. 

However, I am thinking about what Mai just asked me. "I have no clue. I am an entity."

"...Honestly, that's fair enough." She just accepts that answer without even asking for elaboration. Pffft. "Nothing makes sense in Gensokyo anyway..."

"Yep! Like Rajime going to the Moon." I blink slowly. "...I still dunno how to feel about him getting to go to the Moon and just leaving me here to pick up for him."

"You'd cause it to explode or implode, or at least, that's what Okina-sama thinks anyway..." Mai quietly trails off, organising everything back to how it was before I gave them a demonstration of 'Extreme Go Fish'. I'm also pleased to hear of how highly Okina thinks of me. Neat.

...

...I wonder what I can create, since I'm genuinely pretty bored right now.

"I can tell what you're thinking." Mai immediately focuses on me with a serious expression. " No. "

"Huh?" Satono tilts her head again.

"Yeah, what'm I thinkin' about, I wonder...?" I slowly start to grin, raising my hand slowly to create something inside of it.

...

I'm going to create a chicken egg.

Poof.

...A chicken egg just appears in my hand. "Ah, yes, the joy of life."

"Pff-. Wha-." Mai is dumbfounded that I just made a chicken egg instead of literally anything destructive. 

"Aw." Satono looks down at it with a smile. "That's an actual chicken egg, right?"

"Maybe." I keep looking at it. I never specified what it would hatch into. All I said was 'chicken egg'. I never said it wouldn't hatch into a harbinger of destruction.

...Mai suddenly has a very worried expression. Hm. I wonder why. "That's not going to hatch into anything... unsavoury, right...?"

"Hm? Oh, I dunno. Maybe." I shrug, grinning as I just place the egg on the table. I'm doing that with the sole intent of making as many people anxious as I can.

"Aw, I bet it'll turn out great." Satono smiles knowingly. I like how she's actively indulging my chaos whilst Mai is trying to not do that. I'm not gonna lie, Satono's pretty fun.

...Okay I'm actually bored, I'm just going to create something really confusing for shits and giggles. I focus for a moment, take a deep breath, and-

Poof!

-something appears in my hand. I specify something since I don't know what the fuck I just made. I just went 'hey I'm gonna make something random' and then did. No thoughts, head empty, man...

"...What the hell is that." Mai stares at it. I also stare at it. It is a glass pole. It actually looks more like a very long test tube if anything. See, there's two holes with corks on either end.

"I have no clue." I smile casually before placing it down, then start poking it with my knife. "It's a pole, I guess."

"A glass pole." Mai echoes, completely stupefied at this point.

"Yep." I keep poking it. "I should go throw this at someone for the hell of it later. I mean, I'm not even thinking and making things right now."

"...Hmm." Satono stares at it for a moment. "Can it hold liquids?"

"Yeah probably." I shrug.

"Oh... cool, it's like a thin glass jar..."

"...What?"

"Because it can hold liquids. It's like a glass jar, but long and only for liquids."

"Or it can hold another pole inside of it."

"Like one of those Russian dolls?"

"Yeah, like one of those."

"Ooh, yeah, I like the way you think! Oh-. Mai, you can fit your bamboo in there as a sort of sheath!"

...Mai's only watching me and Satono in silence now. She seems tired. Can't blame her, honestly, ain't anybody who can stop the Rai-train.

She also didn't acknowledge what Satono said towards her.

"...Mai?" Satono blinks at the green-clad dancer for a moment in confusion.

"Huh?" Mai looks over, then rubs her eyes. "Oh, sorry. I probably could, but I also don't want to."

"Aw, why not? It'd look cool."

"Who sheathes bamboo. " Mai deadpans.

"I would." Satono cheerfully smiles.

Mai has now been stunlocked into silence by what Satono just said in response. Cool.

"...What's this about usin' a sheath for bamboo, now?" 

A voice distracts the three of us from my idea of burning time whilst waiting for the den to open. It's particularly mellowed out but there's an unmistakable tone of intrigue as well.

...I look up to the owner of the voice and realise who it is. "Oh, hey! It's uh..."

"Ryuu Gagotoku." The dragon reminds me of who he is. "I know roughly who you three are. You-" He points at me as he speaks, whilst raising a literal bubble pipe up to his mouth and blowing some bubbles out. He somehow does this as he speaks as well. What the fuck. "-are the other half of Rajanaga-san, that right, lad?"

"...Ye." I nod slowly, then grin. "Name's Raiju to be specific. Raiju Naga."

"Gotcha, right..." He folds his arms. Somehow, he's speaking whilst keeping that pipe in his mouth. How is he doing that. What. Then, he shifts his attention to Satono and Mai. "And you two're the back-up dancers of that 'secret' shukujin sage, right?"

"I suppose we are." Mai and Satono look at each other, both speaking in unison.

"Hah. Creepy." The dragon snorts, nodding slowly.

...I get a good look at him in the meantime. Ryuu has flowing, long green hair and orange eyes, his hair falling down past his back, even stretching towards his legs, but strangely curls at the end. He's got dragon whiskers, like Yoko does, but he also has a tail like Yachie does. It's long and draconic, with the top being scaly and the underside being segmented and a lot softer-looking.

It's a big tail though. Long, too. He's also pretty tall, around Rajime's height, if not a tiny bit shorter.

As for his clothes? Uh... y'know, he's dressed pretty simply. He's got a white-collared green suit from top to bottom, with a black buttoned shirt beneath. His collar is specifically white. Wonder if that represents anything like, say, white-collared crime. There's a small skull pin towards the top of his suit, but there's also a pattern like a dragon's tail wrapping around the entire suit that glows a jade green every few seconds.

He's, ah, very draconic-looking, to say the very least...

"I was expectin' that the actual Rajanaga-san'd be here, namely 'cause I had somethin' I wanted to say to him, but ah well." He looks at me for a moment, before grinning with overflowing confidence. "Guess you can suffice too. I ain't picky, heheh."

"Cool." I nod casually... then realise something. "Wait, you wanted to see Rajime specifically. "

"Yep." He nods. He also somehow knows Rajime's name despite only addressing him as Rajanaga-san. Either he's heard of him or, ah, Sannyo told him. "Look, let's cut straight to the chase. Easier that way than beatin' around the bush, eh?" He glances over at Yokoshimana, then lowers his voice. "I've caught wind of somethin' big brewin'. 'N when I say big, I mean giant. Huge. Gigantic. Ah... y'know what I mean."

"Something big?" Mai furrows her brows. "Like... an incident?"

"Yeah, that." Ryuu scratches his cheek, furrowing his brows as he blows through his pipe for a few seconds, some bubbles filling the air. "It's t'do with Hell. There's somebody down there, a name I'm all too familiar with. Ever heard of Zanmu Nippaku, at all?"

"...Who?" I blink at him. "Only big names I know of when it comes to Hell're Lubrae and Hecatia."

"Well, she's the one who made Hell move from where it was before. She convinced Lubrae t'move it." Ryuu tuts. "...Bit of a troublemaker, she is, but a real reliable one as well. She's what y'call a 'human-oni'. An oni, but they look like a normal human. Kinda like how a Creationist Naga's treated down in Hell, if y'know what I mean. Roughly aware Rajanaga-san's one himself, 'n he's the King of Hell, that right?"

"How do you know all of this?" Mai just outright asks him. I probably should've done that, but eh, this is intriguing.

"Because." He grins, raising a finger but keeping his voice low. "I'm the former patriarch of the Kiketsu Family. 'N we specialise in info-gathering. S'what we're well-known for, believe it or not. Passed the mantle to Yachie a few years back, 'n it freed me and my time up a load. Y'know Tensai Kankitsurui, right? Head oni of the Ministry?"

"Big muscle maniac, bit of a dense idiot, surprisingly not drunk every second?" I ask back.

"Yep, that's him. He's actually not the top oni. Zanmu is. People have a lot of misunderstandings about that, believe it or not." Ryuu smokes his pipe again, looking to the ceiling. "She was Lubrae's most-trusted advisor when it came to Hell, and she still does stuff with the higher-ups like Satan 'n Hecatia. Think she still has some contact with Lubrae, actually, and barely anybody in Hell does. She's, ah, a friend of mine as well, just so y'know. I'm just tellin' you this 'cause of what I've learned."

"What did you learn?" Satono then asks, seeming pretty curious herself.

"Gensokyo, this land, right? Somethin' weird happened. Y'know all those markets, right...? The ones that came about 'cause of those Ability Cards?"

Oh. Rajime and Chimata. Oh no. "Did, uh, they do something bad?"

"Yeah. They caused, believe it or not, the land's ownership to be nothing. " Ryuu's face suddenly grew dark. "Now, if you know a thing or two about the beast spirits, barring the Osoi, that's bad for multiple reasons."

"That... is bad, actually. Anybody could claim ownership of Gensokyo if they found out..." Mai reflects on this, pondering.

...Satono looks at me and discreetly nods, a small mischievous smile on her face. Thank you for being a force of chaos in disguise, friend.

If anybody is not fluent in the language of 'two idiots' then she told me that I should try and take ownership of Gensokyo for the funny. See, she knows how I think.

Anyways. "I'll tell Rajime about that later. He's working with the person who actually opened those markets."

"That so?" Ryuu seems intrigued. "Well, neat. That takes a load off my back 'n tail, hah. But even then, it ain't just the beast spirits either. There's also those 'Dour Devas of Destruction' freaks going around 'n even then there's some other unsavoury folks who might show their ugly mugs if they found out. Keyword being if, mind you."

"Incidents tend to do that regardless though." Satono points out.

"True, I guess." The dragon laughs, before stretching. "Still, as for why I mentioned ol' Zanmu... Well, she's plannin' somethin'. Wouldn't tell me what it was, but I think it's got somethin' to do with the fact I'm ex-Kiketsu. So needless t'say, she's plottin' somethin' t'do with the beast spirits."

"...We'll make sure to relay this information to our master then, if that's what you intend for us two to do." Mai speaks up, glancing casually over to Satono. Then she raises a brow. "Although, I'm not sure why you're telling him when you could wait to tell Rajime himself."

"I could, but it might be too late by then." Ryuu argues, shrugging as he puffs out a few more bubbles. I still don't know how he does that as he talks, but it's cool. "...Although, I've heard a few other rumours as well. Somethin' about a black market for those Ability Card things."

Ooo~h, black markets. Sounds neat.

"...Among, ah, a few other things." Ryuu thinks for, like, two seconds. "Can't remember most off the top of m'head, but I heard the Osoi matriarch was up to somethin'. Apparently she also knows about the ownership of Gensokyo ceasin' t'be, but she doesn't seem too intrigued in taking over the land. So she's definitely up t'somethin'. Maebure always was a shifty one, heh."

Maebure's planning something? Hmm. Intriguing, really intriguing actually. It's a shame this harness sucks and Okina'll probably turn it on after I'm done he-...

Wait. Couldn't I just create something that inhibits the negative properties of this harness? Like, its restrictive properties?

...

I don't think she accounted for that. Somehow. Maybe she was banking on me being way too stupid to realise I can do that, which is fair since I am incredibly idiotic.

"Other than that, there's also that rumour of the murder of a high-ranking yama official in Hell. That's true, by the way. Judge in question was killed seemingly at random." Ryuu thinks for a moment. "Pretty sure the next-in-line for the Gouyoku Alliance is looking into that right now, according to my sources, but he got tipped off about it from a vampire..."

What the shit. There's a murderer in Hell. There's thousands of those. That reminds me, I got locked up in Liberty's 'jail' last night by Tensai for pissing off Sariel. He didn't even lock the door, though. I think he didn't care that I pissed off a seraph. He's a cool guy.

Well, anyways. "Thanks for the heads-up, I guess. Not that I care. I'm not Rajime, really. Well-. I am him, I'm his other half, but what goes on with him doesn't tend to, y'know, bother me more times than not."

"I see. At least tell him about what I've told you just now." Ryuu 'tells' me. It's less of telling and more so requesting that I do it. I probably should do that, actually.

...I'm definitely going to look into taking over ownership of Gensokyo for shits and giggles though. I absolutely cannot let an opportunity like that go to waste.

Wonder if anybody else knows-.

"Listen up, the lot of you! The den's now open alongside the regular services at Geidontei, so look sharp!" Sannyo's voice distracts me from my thoughts. Boo. Oh well, I should probably focus on what I was brought here to do, anyway...

The moment Sannyo finishes her sentence, though, I notice that Miyoi's gone and unlocked the doors and got to work.

...Kifujin and Heiwa look at each other and shrug. Yoko's fiddling with a coin. Her hands're trembling.

"Guess that's my signal t'leave you be." Ryuu snorts again, brushing one of his whiskers. "Gotta go make sure Yoko's not havin' a nervous breakdown on Komakusa-dayuu's behalf. She'll probably have one around this many humans. She likes 'em, y'see."

"Yeah, I know, I'm literally Rajime. " I deadpan at him, then shuffle a deck of cards casually.

He doesn't respond, instead walking away and leaving me with Satono and Mai.

Some people're starting to come in since the pub's opened now. Some're ordering drinks whilst going to the gambling tables, since today's a special day.

...Kifujin's roulettes are surprisingly popular. Heiwa's even helping, weirdly enough, by managing a couple of roulette tables. Maybe Sannyo got her to help as well, or something, to make up for the lack of Sai or Oki.

Although, there are some people sitting at our table. Three people. I notice one is a very specific person, since I've literally seen her face before thanks to, ah, a very specific event.

As for the other two, one is actually, surprisingly, Dezain. She's wearing strangely unfitting sunglasses, but she's wearing a blue reporter's outfit, consisting of a blue coat and paperboy hat. Hmm. 

The other person is, even more surprisingly, Mokou. What. Why is she here. Why is she with Dezain. And why is she also with...

...

You know what, I'm just gonna say who this is to myself and only myself. Why the fuck is the Wrathful here, out in the open?!

Like, they legit look the same as they did the night they attacked Rajime and killed that random sap who was Merry's and Tohru's dad. Pale green hair, golden eyes, puffy shirt, apron, and jeans. Only this time, it's without the blood splatters. What the fuck.

"Welcome." Mai greets them, mostly because I didn't yet. Oops.

"Welcome!" Satono also exclaims, putting on a dorky smile.

"...Why did you bring me here...?" The Wrathful dryly looks at Mokou and Dezain. Wait, they know each other? Why? What the hell...

"To show you what it means to be human, duh." Mokou deadpans.

"I do not need to be shown how to be such." The Wrathful only blinks at Mokou.

"...You do." Dezain retorts, frowning. "Remember, this is to make up for-."

"I know." The serial killer shakes her head. "Hmh, truly, what is Jiyu thinking when she sent me out here with you two oafs? I am my own person, I need no change."

"Ah, remember, you only got your own body recently." Mokou returns.

...What. Wait. The Wrathful's like me, kinda? As in, she was once two people in the same body? Spooky.

...Satono and Mai look at each other in confusion as I decide to take the wheel in their stead. "Hi, Dezain."

"Oh, um-." Dezain looks over at me in surprise. "Raiju?"

...How the hell does Dezain know who I am? What? "...Yeah, sure. More importantly, what brings you here? Something about, uh..." I look at the Wrathful for a moment, then grin. "...showing a psycho how to be human, ah?"

"...You what?" I am immediately glared at by the Wrathful.

"You literally stabbed Rajime multiple times the other night." I point at her, but keep my voice relatively low so others don't overhear that.

"...Ah. Yes. So I did." The Wrathful blinks slowly and, weirdly, seems pretty remorseful.

"Wait, what?" Mokou raises a brow, then jerks her head to the Wrathful. "You actually did that?! I thought you were making a bad joke!"

Dezain quietly sighs. She knew then, huh. "That was in the past... We're, erm, trying to make her into a normal person who doesn't... y'know."

"I think we're missing something here." Satono and Mai're both staring at me in confusion.

"See, she's the Wrathful. Y'know, that serial killer." I keep my voice really low. I'm not gonna make people freak out that an actual killer has just nonchalantly come in here. See, I can be like Rajime. I can be nice. Kinda. In a really, really weird way.

"...Oh." Surprisingly, Mai's just fine with this. So is Satono from the looks of it. What the fuck goes on in their heads, I wonder...?

"They have done nothing but show me irrelevant and uninteresting things." The Wrathful calmly speaks. Her voice is really monotone. Like she doesn't want to be here. "...Including this place. I much prefer my basement and art, since that is where my creativity is able to flow."

Basement. "So basically you're a goblin who doesn't want to see the sun. That's nice."

"I am a person. Not a goblin. A goblin is a type of youkai and they are utterly repulsive little things. As are other common pests like fairies, I suppose..." The Wrathful hums a little tune to herself.

...I have half a mind to say that she's repulsive herself but I'd probably get a knife to the face if I did say that.

"You are really short actually, just like one." Mokou points out for me.

...The Wrathful slowly turns her head to the immortal, then pulls out a knife. "I could gut and hollow you out right here and now. Maybe even draw and quarter, perhaps."

"But you won't, because that'd be useless since I just come back regardless, Kirai-chan." She grins.

"...I hate you. I hate you so much. Do not call me that horrendous name. "

"Come on, Kirai, it's just banter..." Dezain tells her, frowning.

...The Wrathful - or Kirai I guess - looks at the half-tengu next. "...You are lucky I like you, Shinjitsu. Do not abuse that fact."

...Should I start calling her Kirai, I wonder...?

"Yeah, it's just banter. C'mon, let's get into why we're here." Mokou points at me. "You, you're uh... the dealer, right? Raiju, named after the thunder beast, that's your name isn't it?"

"I guess." I shrug casually. "I'm mostly filling in for Rajime, since he works at these dens."

"That so? What's he doing then?" Mokou asks me.

"Fooling around on the Moon." I snort.

"Speak sense." Kirai tells me, narrowing her eyes. "One cannot just 'fool around on the Moon', you silver-haired oaf."

"No, no, that's actually what he's doing, I think." I scratch my chin for a moment...

"Huh. Weird." Mokou thinks about that, but shrugs. "Well, uh... let's start with something simple. Hey, Kirai-chan, you know anything about Go Fish?"

"...There aren't any fishing poles here." Kirai blinks slowly. "What do you mean 'Go Fish', Fujiwara. Did you hit your head against a desk too hard?"

Oh my fucking god. This is perfect. "Well, y'see, Go Fish is a card game. There is no fishing involved. Well, I say that, but you 'fish' for cards sometimes. You get a set of cards which are dealt out by me. Your goal is to have the most pairs of four. Like, say, four fours. Or four nines. Or four kings. Y'dig me?"

"...I do not 'dig' you. I comprehend your words, much to my disappointment, but I cannot dig into you without a knife or some other assorted blade." Kirai just blinks again. She's really blunt when she isn't brutalising corpses for a living and terrifying good people . Huh.

...Also, does it sound weird to say that it's actually pretty cute? Probably does.

"She's... uh... really something." I hear Satono mutter, then notice she's awkwardly smiling.

"...No kidding." Mai is completely dumbfounded again.

"Cool." I snort. "How you play is that you ask people for their cards. Well, a specific number of card, like one to ten. Or names in cases of kings, queens, or jacks. If they have one or more, you get all of those cards. If they don't have any, you 'go fish' and draw a card. Just that simple, really."

"Oh." Kirai blinks slowly once again. "...That sounds incredibly stupid."

"It's fun." I argue.

"To buffoons it may be." She hums. "...I am more intrigued in those big wheels."

"The roulettes...?" Dezain tilts her head. "Um, I suppose we can go check them out. After this..."

"...Fine. One game." Kirai, thanks to Dezain's insistence, decides to play. Sweet. 

"Finally." Mokou snorts, drawing out a wallet. A-. A wallet. "Tr-. I mean, Jiyu gave me this earlier, said to buy anything that interested you. That includes gambling games."

...Who was she about to say, just then?

"Oh." Kirai looks at the wallet. "...Jiyu could have just given me that instead."

"You would've spent it all on art supplies." The immortal rolls her eyes and places thirty thousand yen on the table. That is... strangely high stakes for Go Fish. What the fuck, Mokou.

Also-. "Art supplies. For art or... 'art' in quotations?"

"Yes." Kirai - or the Wrathful, their name still confuses me - nods. Oh. Okay then, neat.

...I raise a brow. "Y'know, I'm wondering if your name's actually Kirai."

"It is." Kirai stares at me. Ah, gotcha. "...Kirai Chi."

"I'm assuming that's an alias." I shrug.

"Your name is literally Raiju." She points out. "Yours is unimaginative."

"Bein' simple is easy." I chuckle. "You'd be surprised how well that works."

"Hm. I suppose." Kirai watches me shuffle the deck of cards intently.

"...He's, um, also Rajime, by the way." Dezain decides to point out that I am Rajime. Groovy.

...Kirai looks at the half-tengu as if to gauge whether she's joking, then determines she is not. "Oh. He's like me, then."

"...Like you?" Mokou cocks a brow. "You mean you aren't Jiyu's-?"

"I thought that was obvious. Jiyu doesn't kill. She does beat people to a pulp, however, and there is art in how she does so." Kirai reflects, calmly humming, but still watching me shuffle the cards as I begin handing them out. I deal some to Satono and Mai since they're also playing.

What? You can play Go Fish in a gambling den. It is a good game to gamble on because it takes actual skill and luck. Plus, there is strategy to Go Fish.

...It's not Extreme Go Fish, but regular Go Fish is also nice.

"Also, was that sign always there?" Mokou looks above me for some strange reason. Wait, what sign?

...I look behind me and up.

"Take nothing this person says seriously. He is an idiot."

...

"I'm going to kill someone later." I comment on it before laughing.

"Can I help?" Kirai expresses intrigue in doing that, smiling a little. Of course she would.

...I look back at her. I know exactly who made that sign but I will not say who. "No. For obvious reasons."

"Hmh, disappointing, truly..." She wistfully sighs. Then she notices the egg on the table. "...Why is there a chicken egg on the table?"

"The joy of life." I repeat what I said earlier, nodding knowingly.

"What the fuck does that mean." Mokou asks me, seeming really confused.

"...Honestly, your guess is as good as mine." Mai sighs. "I have to put up with this idiot all day. Actually, no, these two idiots."

"I'm an idiot." Satono smiles warmly.

Dezain looks strangely worried because of her saying that. "...I'm sorry for you, um..."

"Mai."

"Mai-san, right..." Dezain sighs.

"No. You're pink." Kirai counters with a very confusing point. Wh-. What does that mean

"...What?" Satono doesn't even know what to make of that. Oh my god.

"Pink is not a colour associated with idiots. Pink is the superior colour."

"Dye your hair pink then." Mokou tells her. "Why keep your hair green."

"I do not like changing my own body." Kirai shakes her head solemnly. "...I wish to remain the same. I am perfect as I am. Pristine, perhaps."

Lady, what the fuck is your personality. And that's coming from me. The Wrathful truly is one confusing bastard, huh.

"That's easy for you to say..." Dezain groans. What's with her? She's, ah, strangely not like herself. "I might have to change entirely soon..."

"Okay, what?" I raise a brow at her, and to my own surprise, I am concerned. "The hell's going on with you? Tengu life not cutting it?"

"...It literally isn't." She deadpans. "I might be getting exiled because of one of my recent articles."

Oh. "...Which one?"

"It's one of those... special articles." Dezain swallows, a little nervous. "Specifically, it was on Chijo, and I uncovered some... um..."

"Don't worry about that." Mokou tells her with a stern expression. "People like you, Dezain. Unlike Aya, your paper's pretty good to read in my free time. Gives me something to do, plus, you don't make crap up."

"...I like truths." Kirai smiles calmly. "Truths are fun. Very destructive, if given the right scenario. Or creative. Quite fickle, too, truth can be moulded into many things if you nudge things the right way..."

"Um." Dezain blinks slowly at Kirai, looking pretty unsure what to make of that info. "I just report the truth as it comes, Kirai."

"Yes, that is why I like you. You take the truth for what it is, an ugly, miserable pile, so others do not suffer trying to determine what is and isn't truth. You do not 'pretty it up' by polluting it further." Kirai nods slowly, smiling almost creepily. Freakin' spooky serial killer...

"More importantly, you're being exiled from Youkai Mountain?" I think about that for a second, then click my tongue. "Damn, Rajime's not gonna like to hear that."

"Well, it's only the, um, tengu settlements. Everywhere else is fair game." Dezain sighs quietly. Again. "...But I think they might be planning on exiling Hatate, too, because she told me what I put in my paper. If you want to blame anybody, then blame Tenma..."

"I should blow up Tenma." I scratch my chin in thought, giving zero hesitation in my reply.

"...That's... awfully blunt to just say aloud." Mai stares at me blankly.

"Imagine exiling your own people because one of them likes the truth." I shrug nonchalantly. "I'd blow that person up, just saying."

"Compelling advice, which is strange considering it comes from an oaf." Kirai hums that tune again. "Yes, yes, a brutal way to go, and an unexpected one at that, a swift end with maximum gore..."

"...O...kay." Mokou gives her a slightly concerned glance as I finish cards out.

Okay, so, that's a whole buncha fucking info. Kirai's this 'Wrathful' person when she's not being a psychopath serial killer that makes art of corpses, Dezain and Hatate're being exiled by Tenma because of Dezain making an article on Chijo, and... Kirai's like me.

...Also there's everything Ryuu told me earlier. Huh. Today is surprisingly eventful considering the fact I'm working. Crazy.

...Well, whilst I'm getting busy with Go Fish, among some other card games, I wonder what Rajime's doing right now... He's probably on the Moon by now, right?

 


Meanwhile... (Rajime POV)

 

...There's that feeling again... I've noticed it less, but when it does happen, I still acknowledge it. Hmm.

"We'll be arriving at the Lunar Capital shortly." Sariel tells us. Oh, right, I met up with Keiki, Chimata, and Sariel after I read Tsukuyomi's letter and, just like Tsukuyomi told me in his letter, Sariel took us to the Moon. It was through this strange object which I've come to learn is a 'Lunar Veil'. Or, according to her, it was a Lunar Veil 'without the intrinsic memory loss capabilities'. Whatever that meant.

"Oh, wonderful." Keiki's also been... rather looking forward to this, surprisingly. "I rarely get to travel out of the Animal Realm, let alone Hell as a whole. I think the Moon will be a wonderful place to start looking for other inspirations."

"I'm more so looking forward to it being a different change of pace." I chuckle a little. "The land of the pure... Sounds like a nice place. Peaceful, too, maybe."

"I do rely on the Moon being full for a lot of my markets, especially when it comes to moonbows..." Chimata raises a finger to her cheek, thinking to herself. "But, even with that, I can't say I've actually experienced too much of the Moon myself. I believe I can travel to and from here, though..."

"You can?" I glance at her, mostly in surprise.

"Well, it's as I said, I rely on the Moon a lot. I've become, how do you say, attached to it." She shakes her and smiles at me. "...I've never actually tried manifesting myself on the Moon, though, so I'm not entirely sure if I can. As I said, I believe I can. Not that I know I can."

"Mmm." Sariel hums calmly. Using a Lunar Veil is weird, it actually feels like I'm flying. We moved through... some kind of space. I think it was the Dream World, actually. Somehow. I mean, it's not like we can breathe in space, or not that I can anyway. There's no oxygen in space. Humans need oxygen to breathe. "The Lunar Capital is a very peaceful place. Tranquil, maybe, but the rabbits can be noisy at times. I, myself, am a frequent visitor of the Far Side of the Moon."

"Oh, yeah, the Far Side of the Moon." I think for a second. "I always looked up to the Moon and wondered if there was life on it. Now I know. Even when it was full."

"And you didn't go mad?" The seraph seems intrigued to hear that I didn't go mad whilst staring at a full moon. Or multiple full moons, rather. "Perhaps you were already insane this entire time."

"...It's not like I'm a normal person." I laugh again.

"True. Nagas are barely ever normal." Sariel nods calmly.

"That's how Creationists are. I've come to know a few in my time, most tend to end up in the Primate Spirit Garden thanks to that one particular yomotsu-shikome." Keiki looks to the side.

"There's a particular one?" Chimata tilts her head. "Aren't they usually in the Shinto underworld, and not Hell?"

"That's a common misconception. I'm aware Satan hires a few to do her work for her." Sariel comments, sighing. "...She is far too lazy, sometimes, but I suppose she would be too busy to do her duties otherwise. They only drag the souls of sinners down to Hell. Not those of good people. I'm aware of the one you may be talking about, however, Haniyasushin. It's the one in purple, is it not?"

"Yes, that one. The one that looks strangely like an eggplant." Keiki furrows her brows. "...She's been around Hell for a while, according to Maebure. But that one in particular actually doesn't serve Shonin unlike the others. She actually works for a human-oni by the name of Zanmu. And practically everybody in Hell has heard of Zanmu, barring myself."

Human-oni, huh? "...Who is Zanmu?"

"I suppose that makes two of us then." Keiki awkwardly grins.

"Zanmu Nippaku, a former Buddhist monk who lived throughout the Sengoku era of Japan. I'm vaguely familiar with her. Satan seems to hate her, for some odd, bizarre reason..." Sariel elaborates, furrowing her brows. "I know not of the specific details myself, but supposedly, Zanmu served directly under Hieropha whilst she was still in power. She leads all of the oni, but she delegates most of the more specific tasks to Kankitsurui."

"Is that so..." I think about that. "Keiki, has Maebure told you anything about Zanmu?"

"A few things. They seem to be at least on friendly terms, but Zanmu doesn't appreciate the beast spirits. I suppose she and I can see eye-to-eye on that, at the very least." The creator goddess taps her cheek a few times, pursing her lips. "But, other than that, I'm not aware of many other important details. Maybe I should ask Maebure about this Zanmu some more at a later date..."

"If she actually is in charge of all of the oni, I'm imagining I'm probably gonna have a run-in with her sooner or later." Sighing, I look directly ahead. I'm starting to see something...

"We're here." Sariel suddenly announces, before our surroundings abruptly shift to be a lot more... darker, yet also... brighter? It's colourful, to say the very least.

...Also there's an ocean. What. "This is..."

"The Sea of Tranquility." Sariel finishes for me.

Wait, that sea on the Moon is an actual thing? Huh. I think Maroon brought it up to me once, what was it called again...? The Mare Tranquillitatis? I think that's what he called it.

"Oh! This is..." Keiki's eyes light up a little, as her brows raise. We land on a... beach. Huh. There's even beaches up here... There's sand, too, weirdly enough.

...Keiki picks up a little sand and pockets it. I don't know why she did that, but... um... okay?

"Ah, this is beautiful, actually." Chimata's jaw drops a little as she then looks up. I follow her gaze and see the Earth hanging above.

...Wow. I, uh, never thought I'd get to see this. This really is something...

...Maybe I should take a picture of this. Just for fun. Then show it to Trish later to freak her out.

Nonchalantly, I produce my phone from my pocket and, as one does, takes a picture of the Earth from here. It's so big and luminous... It looks way better than those images NASA takes with satellites. It's kinda wonderful if you look at it from afar, not knowing about what goes on down there on the land below...

"...What was that device?" Sariel asks me in confusion. She... probably hasn't seen one of those before, has she? I mean, she is an angel. "It was small and brick-shaped... What did you even use it for, exactly?"

"Taking a picture." I tell her, looking over to the seraphim. "...A kind of memento, since this won't be something I get to do very often. Going to the Moon, I mean. The device itself is a phone. Well, a mobile phone. They're commonplace on the Earth."

"...Ah. I see. Perhaps I'm outdated when it comes to the advancements of Man..." Sariel looks down, contemplating on this information.

...Keiki is still picking up sand and pocketing it. She has sand flowing out of her pocket. Keiki, what the hell. I can literally see sand in all of her dress and apron pockets. Why.

What could she need sand for-... Actually, maybe it's to make glass with. You need sand to make glass. You also need sand to make concrete. Or maybe she's intending to use it like clay...? You can make things with sand... but they won't be very durable, unless if you dampen the sand consistently so it clumps together. Or, um, something. If that even works.

"My, this truly is something else..." I hear Chimata being in awe, then look over to see her whipping her head around the lunar surface. "It's so... tranquil. I suppose that's in the name though, isn't it?"

...I move over to the shore, crouch down in front of the water, and run my hand through it. It's cold. Pretty cold, actually. It's an actual ocean and not some illusion. Huh. There always was something about going to the beach that felt cool...

"So... Sariel, was it not?" I hear Keiki speak, then glance back to see the creator god approaching the seraph, who simply looks over.

"...Yes?" Sariel replies, neutral in tone and expression.

"What are we doing next, now that we are here?" 

"I am merely awaiting the arrival of the Lunar Sage that I will hand you three off to. I am not entirely suitable for showing three denizens of the Earth around the Lunar Capital, namely because I am not a permanent resident." The seraph elaborates, glancing around calmly. "...She should be here shortly, however."

"She?" Keiki tilts her head.

"She means me." I hear a familiar voice, making me stop looking into the water and the enveloping sea all around. I turn and approach Keiki, Sariel, and Chimata, seeing Sagume touch down from above, as well as a few moon rabbits with a particular purple band around their rabbit ears and right arms. I say 'few', but there's about three or four of them. 

...Actually, scratch that, there's five. There's a distinctly shorter one nearby.

Their uniform is like a military official's. Black suit, red tie, purple skirts. Their attire reminds me of Reisen's. Reisen as in the original Reisen, since I've never met the... second Reisen.

...That still feels weird to think about, that there's two Reisens. Their ears have those strange button-like things Reisen has... Well, three of them do, one doesn't. They're more or less dressed the same though, and they all have red eyes. One has purple hair, one has blue hair, one has green hair, and one has white hair, and another has orange hair, like Ringo but not quite.

...The orange one is freakishly tall. Like. She's taller than I am. The green one is comically small, however, like around four foot six. The red one is about Sagume's height if I had to guess. The blue one is about Keiki's height, whilst the purple one is actually my height. 

Their purple bands on their ears and right arms have some kanji on them that read 'Unmei no wa', or, in English, 'wheel of fortune'. 

Ah-. Maybe these are the Fortuna Hares. It makes sense, given that they're wearing those purple bands. And they're dressed in purple. I think the one with purple hair is the leading one, since she doesn't have those golden button things. I specify that them dressing in purple is important because the Fortuna Hares only work for Sagume. Sagume wears purple. I mean, um, that's there, right? As well as the whole 'wheel of fortune' thing on their bands.

I think the one with the purple hair is the leader.

...Actually, what is with that...?

Not that it's the most important thing right now, though. "Hey, Sagume, and... uh..." I trail off, staring at the rabbits.

"They're the Fortuna Hares." Sagume elaborated, glancing at them... with worry? Why's she worried? 

"Mmm. I suppose I can leave it to you, then." Sariel calmly speaks as she gets ready to depart.

"Mhm." Sagume nods at the seraph who, upon hearing this, turns and just... disappears. Wh-. What.

"...Where did she go?" Keiki remarks on Sariel disappearing.

"Warped." Sagume only says one word. Oh.

"Couldn't she have done that to bring us here...?" I hear Chima mutter, before she disregards it. "Oh well, it was an intriguing experience by using the Lunar Veil anyway..."

"Oi, Lady Sagume, these are the people, yeah?" The red-haired one speaks. She, uh, has a very distinct accent. Like... very distinct.

"Obviously they are, Yogan. Why else would we be here?" The blue-haired one snorts. The red-haired one is called Yogan, huh... 

"Ah, can it, Taifu." Yogan shoots back at the blue rabbit. The blue one is Taifu, then...

"Y'know, when I heard it was the King of Hell and two of his escorts we were gonna escort around, I was expectin' people with a little more uh..." The orange one trails off. "...y'know, oomph?"

"Kesigomu, oomph is the only thing you care about." The green-haired rabbit laments. She's also the considerably shorter one out of the five rabbits. The orange-haired one is Kesigomu, huh...

"C'mon, Yotsume." Kesigomu sneers at Yotsume, as she's been named. "Y'know how I am."

"Alright, girls, that's enough talk." The purple-haired rabbit raises her hand, pretty much silencing all of the other rabbits. "Lady Sagume brought us here for a mission! One that we serve out in her name! You all remember the briefing, of course? If you don't, then we shall go over it now!"

"Right, cap'n!" The four named rabbits all bow their heads immediately. Figured the purple one was the captain... She doesn't have the button decorations on her ears. Makes her stand out.

...I look at Sagume. "Lively bunch, huh?"

"Tell me about it." Sagume laments for a moment, but sighs as the five rabbits start quietly discussing amongst themselves in a huddle, starting to sign. "...As annoying as they are, they have their charms. And, on top of that, they are incredibly efficient. They're the only five hares I have under my wing so far though."

"Ah." I nod casually. "I see. Who's the purple one? Didn't catch her name..."

"Oyabun. That's her name." Sagume tells me. Ah...

...Wait, doesn't 'oyabun' just mean 'boss'? They're literally calling Oyabun 'captain boss' if they ever address her as 'cap'n'.

"...Did you just use sign language?" Chimata asks about that. Oh, right, they probably have no idea why Sagume just did that.

"...There's a language involving bizarre hand signals?" Keiki stares at the market god in confusion next, obviously not knowing what that is.

"It's a workaround to her ability." I elaborate. "I can understand it, at least. Said ability activates whenever she speaks way too much, so she uses it to circumvent it where she can. It's... uh... only understandable to those that can sign. Like me."

"Ah..." The two gods slowly nod in understanding.

"Yes... In any case." Sagume glances back at the Fortuna Hares as they stop their huddle and stand with their arms behind their backs, in a sort of 'V' formation. The Lunar Sage then quickly signs something to them. "Are you all finished now?"

"Of course, Lady Sagume." Oyabun smiles confidently. "Ready to commence the operation under your order."

"...Good." The one-winged Lunarian glances back at my group. "Are you all able to fly, by any chance?"

I manifest Aegis, then swap to Aegis-Strand. "No, but I've been thinking of a workaround."

...I am immediately met with very curious eyes. Particularly by the Fortuna Hares, but also Keiki.

"What do you intend on doing?" Speaking of who, Keiki decides to ask me what I am planning.

Well.

Grasping Strand - the rope dart - firmly, I then stretch it out as much as I can whilst being able to spin it. "What do you think? I'm going to improvise."

I start spinning it whilst pointing the rope dart up in the air and, despite the laws of physics being a thing that exists, I take off from the ground as Strand spins overhead. It's like simulating a helicopter taking off, or something. It only just occurred to me that something like this is actually possible.

"...Huh." Yogan just... watches me ascend, slightly dumbfounded. "Hey, Kesigomu, what was that you were sayin' about human innovation before, mate?"

"...Y'know, I dunno." Kesigomu also just watches my ascension. I have no idea how this is working. What is gravity? Like, seriously. What is it?

"Dear Tsukuyomi..." Oyabun is amazed, it seems...

"...How long could you do that...?" Chima floats up beside me, seeming pretty sceptical of my impromptu flight.

"I dunno, honestly." I reply, shrugging my shoulders the best I can. "It works though."

"...Just don't fall into the Sea of Tranquility." Sagume also floats up into the air, as do the Fortuna Hares behind her.

"My, that shield is certainly useful in every situation, isn't it?" Keiki inquires, inspecting it with her eyes. As one does.

"Yep." I spin it faster. I keep going up. How do I go down without crashing down, I wonder...? Maybe slow the spinning? I'll experiment as we fly, I guess.

"Mmm. This way." Sagume starts floating off in a direction with her rabbits, leaving us to follow...

 


 

The trip to the Lunar Capital gates was... uneventful. Really uneventful, at that. Nothing happened outside of small talk between the Fortuna Hares, particularly between Yogan and Taifu. Kesigomu was trying to chat me up to little avail. Kesigomu seems pretty... uh... dumb? Thick-headed, maybe.

On the other hand, Yotsume seems pretty intelligent but quiet. She mostly talked to Oyabun and Sagume on the way here. And Oyabun seems to be a mix of all of the other member's personality but, above all else, she's surprisingly loyal to Sagume. Very respectful and courteous, too, from the looks of it.

Me, Keiki, and Chimata talked to each other throughout most of the journey. Mostly trying to figure out what the Lunar Capital would be like.

There were gate guards at the gates to the Lunar Capital who let us in. They seemed to be actual Lunarians, however. They didn't question us being here mostly due to the presence of Sagume and the Fortuna Hares. That and they were probably told about me arriving here today...

However, the streets of the Lunar Capital are bustling with moon rabbits as far as the eye can see, but there are also a few Lunarians walking around as well, some younger, some older. It's hard to tell with them though since they all look young. It's strange. Do they barely age, or something? I can't imagine life without ageing... Whilst being young forever does sound nice, it gets dull if you don't change physically. Or can't, rather.

...I'm surprisingly popular, as I've come to learn. 'The Pure Earthling of the Impure Land'. That's what they call me. I guess the Earth is extremely impure, at least by their standards, but it's not that tainted. Or, um, something like that?

There's a surprising amount of stalls up here though selling... confectionery, from the looks of things, alongside other things like moon cakes. Primarily there's dango and mochi, but there's also 'lunar sake'. I'm not sure what makes lunar sake different from regular earth sake, but it's whatever. Alcohol doesn't really interest me, in all honesty.

...I did see mooncakes, though. I like mooncakes. There's a lot of other rice cakes as well, not just mochi and dango. But there wasn't just confectionery or lunar sake, there were also these little knit rabbits. I thought Trish might like one since she has a plush rabbit that she's... kept surprisingly well given the fact she's had that thing for ten or so years.

So I did the only right thing and bought a few. One for myself, one for Trish as a souvenir, and a third just for fun.

Also, I swear Chimata bought a bottle of lunar sake earlier and didn't tell me. I think I was too busy patting the heads of some of the rabbits, or maybe it was when I was buying those knit rabbits...

...Yeah, I patted the heads of some of the rabbits. They like that. Sagume did give me weird looks whenever I stopped to do it, but didn't actively speak up about it so I assume it's fine.

The streets of the Lunar Capital are so busy otherwise though, I'm actually having slight trouble staying with Sagume and the others. Namely because moon rabbits swarm me whenever they are given the chance. I'm sometimes up to my neck in them. They are cute though, so I can forgive them.

...Then one of the Fortuna Hares ends up bowling a bunch of them over to make them stop. It always tends to be Kesigomu or Taifu. Taifu is also surprisingly fast, and whilst rabbits are fast, she seems to be faster than most...

The Fortuna Hares mostly let me, Chimata, and Keiki walk around to do what we want in the streets of the Lunar Capital, but they did keep an eye on us as we went around.

...Well, I say 'we went around' but it's more so that we split into three groups. I went off on my own - after buying the knit rabbits of course - to go see what else there was being sold. There was a surprising amount of vendor stands, I can say that much. It's so alive... So... full of life. It's beautiful, in a way.

...There was also an Astralian here in a comically unfitting moon rabbit outfit. Nobody batted an eye at their existence. Neither did I. They are there. They're doing things. I do not know what they are doing. Like, it's blatant they're an Astralian but nobody seems to care, weirdly.

Also, I say I went on my own, but-

"Ah, the streets of the Capital... I forget what it's like to peruse what's out here sometimes. Normally I'm too busy with the girls." 

-Oyabun came with me. So did Sagume. I think Kesigomu and Yotsume went off with Keiki whilst Yogan and Taifu went with Chima. As I said, I think it's to keep an eye on us.

"...Mmm." Sagume hums in agreement, signing. "I rarely get the time to come out here and relax myself. I forget how busy it can be sometimes."

"Well, there are the moon rabbits." I comment as I walk by a few, putting something else in my bag. I've been buying a few things that caught my eye. Books, some supposedly 'heavenly peaches', as well as some gifts for people when I get back to Hell and Gensokyo.

...So far? I've bought some pure water from the Sea of Tranquility in a bottle, mostly to give to Rujo or Mizu when I see either. I mean, they're water spirits, they might like the Moon's water. I also found a simulation of a human brain somehow. That's cool and definitely not freaky. I'm, uh, probably going to end up giving that to Kolar. He likes robotics. A simulated brain seems right up his alley, right...?

Uh-. Other than that, I also saw something really bizarre. I saw Shonin. Like that Astralian I mentioned before, she was also wearing a very unfitting rabbit costume, fit with ears and everything. We made direct eye contact and did not say a word. She was selling 'cool clothes', believe it or not. Mostly T-shirts similar to what Hecatia wears. I have no idea how she's getting away with that, because Sagume and Oyabun seemed completely oblivious to her presence.

...Shonin aside, I did buy one shirt, solely for the hell of it. Doesn't hurt to have a change of clothes if I ever need it. What else did I buy...? Oh, right, some lunar sake. I figured Tensai might like it, since he drinks sake. He's an oni. Oni drink sake. A lot of sake. Moon cheese is also a thing that exists. Probably because of the belief - or joke rather - that the Moon is made of cheese.

...There is a very weird selection of items up here. I saw an astronaut helmet. When I asked about it, the vendor selling it and some... other weird items said that they 'picked it up from the lunar surface'. I wanted to ask what the hell that meant but I also didn't want to, judging from Oyabun's solemn expression.

I did wonder if there was such a thing as lunar carrots though. I've not seen any yet, though, unfortunately...

"Very true, King Typhon." Also, the conversation at hand still exists. Oyabun looks up to the black sky. She's taken to calling me 'King Typhon' as well despite the fact I said it was okay to call me Rajime. She's weirdly respectful and will always use titles to address somebody, if they have one. "Also, if I may suggest something?"

"Hm?" I look at the purple-haired rabbit as she raises a hand from behind her back, then points a finger up.

"There is a vendor who sells exquisite red bean paste dango and 'non-alcoholic sake'." She suggests, grinning. 

"...You mean Niriti's stall?" Sagume glances at her subordinate.

"Yes, Lady Sagume! Niriti is a very refined man of his craft! And he is somehow able to make non-alcoholic sake which I still do not comprehend!"

Niriti... I've heard that name before. But where...? Ah, wait. "Niriti as in... Ryona Niriti?"

"...You've heard of him?" Oyabun is surprised, not looking down from the space above. Sagume is as well.

"Mostly off of Curo." I elaborate, tilting my head. I just now remembered Gensopedia is a thing that I should probably fill out more... Later. Unless if it's, um, automatically filled stuff out for me. If Okina made that a thing...I think she did. But I can't remember if it's a thing.

"Ah, Sabaton..." Oyabun raises a hand to her chin, seeming surprisingly quiet of the normally prideful and respectful captain. "...Yue Tu, I mean."

Why's she so down...?

...Sagume notices me staring at Oyabun in confusion and decides to elaborate, starting to sign. "All of the moon rabbits look up to Curo. Or Yue Tu, as you just heard. To them, he is a symbol of light and balance. The voice of all of the lunar rabbits. Their guardian and father. After all, that is what he is. Curo is their father, as you know. But there were a few he considered special. Ichiban and the rest of the Phantom Ravi were some of these, but Oyabun was another, as were the first and second Reisens. Each 'leader' of every single rabbit division... were those special people."

Ah... "I... I see. Remembering Curo must be painful, then, Oyabun."

"Not a day goes by where I vividly remember his training to me, to become the captain of the Fortuna Hares. Me, Yogan, Taifu, Kesigomu, and Yotsume, we are all considered misfits by those higher up on the command chain. Mischief makers, but we take great pride in our work." Oyabun turns her head back to look at me. "We're not just known as the Fortuna Hares, but also the Lunatic Division. Err, well, that was before the Fortuna Hares were even a thing, though! Some people refer to us as that out of spite, you see!"

"Spite." I echo, humming. 

"...Many rabbits are particularly jealous of the Fortuna Hares, namely due to the fact that, despite their known tendency to be chaotic, they are incredibly loyal to me. They don't fit in and I saw that for what it was, that they don't fit in, but that they should be given the same treatment as everybody else." Sagume signs again, closing her eyes as we begin walking in a direction again. Some rabbits give us a glance as we walk through. I think we're heading to Ryona's vendor stall now.

"Indeed." Oyabun chuckles warmly. "We have existed since the Lunar Invasion of 1969 or, as some of us rabbits like to refer to it as, the 1969 Downward Spiral."

...Huh? "Why specify a 'downward spiral'?"

"Since Sabaton's departure following that event..." Sagume begins.

"...A lot of things around here have started to grow considerably more depressing. I can't enjoy black bean daifuku without thinking of him." Oyabun finishes, as her eyes lower a little, before glancing back ahead and sighing. "It's what he'd usually give us after a good day of training, you see. Have you noticed the lack of daifuku at all?"

...When she mentions it, yeah, there's a surprising lack of daifuku being sold anywhere. "I didn't notice it until you brought it up."

"I see." Oyabun nods as she goes silent, placing her arms behind her back. "Sabaton treated us all equally. Before most of us were instated as emissaries to the Watatsukis or some other Lunar Sage, we were all directly under Sabaton's command, since he was the first rabbit - the Jade Hare. But now that he's gone, we've grown a lot more... minor. Less important, due to our sheer numbers. Especially in the war effort against the Astralians."

"The Astralians?" I contemplate, then remember something from yesterday. "Oh, that's right, Sagume, didn't you meet with-?"

"I did." Sagume grits her teeth. "...Gunait's words were not kind."

Oh. "So... I take it that didn't go too well then, did it?"

"...No." The sage doesn't look me in the eyes, glancing off to the side with a frown, even if she's covering her mouth with her hand. "It went horribly. Gunait wouldn't take my words for what they were. I offered her my help in looking for somewhere that her people could reside on the Sea of Tranquility. You know what she told me?"

"What?"

"...'I take actions as repayment. Not false words of reassurance.' That's what she told me." Sagume furrows her brows.

"With, erm, all due respect, Lady Sagume..." Oyabun raises her voice a little. "...she does have a point, don't you think?"

"I know. But I don't know what I can even do about that." Sagume closes her eyes. "The ones actively fighting against the Astralians are the Watatsukis. It's 'not my matter to dabble in', supposedly."

"...Is that so?" I fold my arms and start grinning. "It just so happens I'm meeting with the Watatsukis and Tsukuyomi later."

"...Ah, yes..." Sagume considers this, nodding slowly. Then she begins signing. "...Do you intend on addressing the Lunarian war effort against the Astralians to the Watatsukis and Lord Tsukuyomi himself?"

"Address it?" I chuckle a little. "I won't just address it, believe me."

"I'll take your word for it then. Thank you." Sagume seems considerably relieved. See, I can get things done. I'm helpful.

"Yes, thank you." Oyabun smiles, nodding as well. "To see Lady Sagume happy makes myself happy as well."

"Don't mention it." I pocket my hands. "I'm just doing what's right. Morally right, that is."

"Of course. Now, if memory serves correctly, then Niriti's stall should be..." Sagume signs, then pauses for a few seconds, glancing around.

"Hiya, you three! Especially you, Kishin! You lost?"

Suddenly, somebody stops in front of us, waving with a stupid smile. Oyabun sees who it is and immediately looks annoyed. "...And, as usual, she shows up... Just fantastic. I was hoping to not see her."

"...You know her?" I glance at the purple-haired rabbit for a second and, the moment I do-.

"Of course she does! I annoy her on a... uh... weekly basis or something?"

-that somebody is right in front of me. I-. When-?

"...Hassan, why are you here?" Sagume's also annoyed.

"Oh, y'know, I was just in the neighbourhood." Hassan snorts. If that's her name... "Why do you think? Word is that the King of Hell is here in the Lunar Capital. Of course, I'm gonna go meet him. 'Cause I can. You can't stop me. I kicked Yorihime's shins in once."

"...Wait, seriously?" Oyabun blinks in surprise. "I always thought that was a rumour..."

"Oh, no, I did. She was pissing me off about making me take things seriously. So I took her seriously as a threat. " Hassan snorts in amusement, before snickering. Um. What. "She's got nothing on me! Like, for real, she blows."

...I look at Hassan properly. Her hair is as black as the night and long, styled into a Kepatsu, with her eyes being a distinct crimson instead of red. A Kepatsu of which is, um, like a huge hair bun. She's got very dark clothing on... Well, it's more akin to a black kimono with a white crescent moon pattern covering it top to bottom, but she also has a dark-blue haori on top of it. Her haori is a hip-length jacket. Well, more so, a haori is supposed to be worn over a kimono. Although isn't that more so for men?

I'm also amazed that she somehow got that close to me without making a single noise. How did she even manage that...? She probably has sandals on underneath as well, right...?

"Sizing me up, huh?" Hassan picks up on me examining how she looks. "Well, aren't you bold? Kidding, of course, I'm not an idiot who only cares about how they look. I do look good though, right?"

"Uh... sure." I step back from her a little. "Who are you, exactly...?"

"Well, as you heard from Kishin-san, I'm Hassan, full name Hassan Sagishi. You're looking for my Ryona-chan's stall, right?" She winks, giving us a small grin as she steps back.

"Yes, we-..." Sagume is about to confirm this, but picks up on something she said. "...'Your Ryona-chan's stall'?"

"Oh, yeah, did I not tell you before...?" Hassan raises a finger to her cheek. "Me and Ryona-chan are a thing."

"Oh, err, congratulations for you both then, I suppose?" Oyabun is legitimately taken aback. "How did that even...?"

"You'd be surprised at what a lot of lunar sake will do to two people. Especially when one of those two people is me." Hassan giggles a little mischievously. What does that imply...?

"...I already feel sorry for Niriti." Sagume deadpans.

"Aw, c'mon, don't be like that. I'm not that bad." The girl pouts.

This is when Sagume decides to reveal something. "Hassan, you are the only person who has managed to steal Toyohime's fan successfully. You even stole Rototsuki's sword that one time in the past. You steal for a living. "

She's a thief, then...?

"Oh, Kishin-san, 'steal' is harsh, don'tcha think? I'm just testing my abilities!" Despite being labelled a thief, Hassan laughs lightheartedly, as if that isn't a big deal. What is she?

"Wait, how did you-?" Oyabun is about to ask something but-

"-steal Toyohime's fan? Oh, y'know, I can divert literally everything. That crazy stupid ability I was born with. As it turns out, not even the flow of time is safe from my overwhelming aura. " Hassan looks at her nails casually. 

She can what. "...Divert... everything, you say...?"

"Yuh-huh." She smiles at me like a dope. "Attention spans, windows of opportunity, distance, the flow of time~..." She lists a few things off the top of her head. "As well as some other stuff, probably. I can either expand it obnoxiously or make it super short. If you can't tell, I abuse it to get away with everything. They call me a phantom thief! Thief's harsh, so I like the term 'mischievous ghoul' more."

"...You're weird." I say outright.

"So are you." She counters. "I mean, a human that's free of all impurity? "

"That's... a fair point." I accept that, nodding quietly... 

"Yeah, anyway." The thief puts her hands behind her head and looks over at Sagume. "So~... Kishin-san, you're lost, aren't you? Looking for Ryona-chan's place, right?"

"...Yes." Sagume reluctantly admits.

"Coolio." Hassan raises a finger, spins it a few times, then points in a direction. "This way!"

...And so she guides us in a direction, running off ahead, but not too far so that we don't lose track of her...

 


 

"Y'know, Sagi-chan, when you said you were bringing the King of Hell here to my joint, I thought you were joking..." 

Hassan did, in fact, lead us to Ryona's vendor stall. It's in a more quiet area, out of the way. There's some trees and a small pond behind us, weirdly enough. I think they're peach trees, actually. It's a nice view.

Ryona himself seems like a respectable guy. He's actually the nephew of Yorihime - the younger Watatsuki if I'm not mistaken - and he's chill to boot. Seriously, he doesn't seem to care that I'm the King of Hell, he just sees me as a person. He even sees Oyabun as the same. And whilst I would say Sagume as well, he treats her better due to her status as a Lunar Sage, although that's a given with any Lunarian I think.

He's got short, black hair, like Hassan does but minus the Kepatsu, and blue eyes. There's nothing really notable about him, barring the kimono he wears. Huh. Even men can wear kimonos... I mean, they can, but it's more common to see women wearing kimonos and men wearing yukatas. Then again, to each their own, I suppose. He has a few containers of seasoning sticking out of his pockets, as well as what looks to be pure white salt constantly flowing out of another. Salt does have a cleansing trait, at least when it comes to spirits, so maybe that's why. Other than that, he seems like a young man.

His kimono is a deep oceanic blue with green... actually, hold on. There's green parts all over his kimono, but it seems like they're arranged in such a way that it seems similar to how the Earth is laid out in terms of land. Huh. Interesting. He even has white towards the top and bottom of the kimono, representing the two poles...

He has gloves on as well. White, thin gloves. And he always smiles.

"What, you thought I was-" Hassan snorted, pausing and stuffing her face with... what was that again? She called it a 'triple-layer mooncake'. Whatever that means. It's a large, um, baked thing. Something like that. "-joking about that? C'mon, Ryona-chan, y'know me better than that. "

"Hm, true." Ryona smiles a little larger than before, resting his hands on the counter. His vendor stall itself is like a little traditional, oriental cart. There's seats built into it, and he's sat inside of it. Beside him are a few... 'things' for cooking. I'd say appliances, but I don't even know what those things are. They're machine-like but, at the same time, very sleek and confusing-looking. "Anyway, heya Kishin-san. Captain Oyabun. And..." He trails off as he stares at me. "Don't think I caught your name. King Typhon, wasn't it?"

"Rajime." I tell him rather calmly, taking a sip of some lunar tea. Their tea is actually pretty good, I won't lie. It's, ah, got a really refined taste to it which feels... oddly bland yet rich at the same time. Somehow. I don't know how they did that, but it's surreal. Genuinely surreal, at that. The taste is inexplicable otherwise.

I specifically ordered some lunar tea and some black sesame cookies, as tempted as I was to order that 'red bean paste dango' Oyabun brought up before. They're perfect. I already ate the cookies, I'm just drinking the tea.

"Ah. So the whole 'King Typhon' thing is just a title then." He raises a brow, but still smiles and nods along. "...Rajime Typhon then, I take it?"

"Close, but not quite. Rajime Naga." I clarify that for him.

"Oh. One of you types, right." Suddenly, he understands, snapping his fingers a few times. "...Creationist?"

"Yes." Sagume speaks before I can, taking the wheel and starting to sign. "He's only here for business regarding Lord Tsukuyomi today, as well as... a few things regarding Tamashi-san, who requested to see him."

"Tasaina, huh...?" Ryona blinks slowly. "Strange. Wouldn't imagine Tasaina wanting to meet somebody from Hell."

"...Ryona, how stupid are you?" Hassan abruptly asks him, putting down the mooncake she was wolfing down.

"What?" He jerks his head to her.

"Tasaina is literally obsessed with the impure. Or, well, earthlings. Whatever, you get what I mean." The thief points out for the vendor, taking another bite of the pastry in her hand. "Heard he does live experiments on them. Spooky."

"...No he doesn't." Oyabun comments, groaning. "How would you even know that?"

"Snuck in his lab a few times whilst he was out with the Spyglass Ravi." Hassan shrugs her shoulders. "He has a lot of weird things cooking up in there. It creeped me out which, honestly, is rare."

Sagume raises a brow at this but doesn't speak on that, instead focusing on another matter. "...Mmm. How have things been for you, Niriti?"

"Huh? Oh, good, I guess." Ryona shrugs, calmly folding his arms. "Still mostly moon rabbits who buy my stuff. Especially the remaining Phantom Ravi. Ichiban disappeared somewhere, apparently, so now that's two of them gone, Curo included.

"...Has she, now?" Oyabun scratches her chin slowly.

...Sagume and I exchange a glance, then I speak up. "I wouldn't know anything about that."

Let's just... keep Ichiban's whereabouts a secret, for right now.

"Right, right." The vendor laughs a little, lightening up. "Anyways, Tasaina..." He scratches his chin a few times. "Never met the guy too many times in the past. Mostly met him because I'm a Watatsuki myself. Or, at least, I'm technically a Watatsuki. The Capital's politics don't interest me too much though, so I took my abilities and decided to open up this food stand."

"You... err... have abilities?" Oyabun's surprised to hear this, raising her brows a little. "I didn't figure you did, Lord Niriti..."

"Huh? Oh, did I never mention 'em?" Ryona blinks a little, clicking his tongue, but goes back to smiling. "Well, you see, I can manipulate the impermanent elements, those being fire, space, water, air, and earth. I ah... use it a lot in my job here. You'd be surprised how useful that can be. I do have a hobby of smithing though."

"A hobby of smithing? You?" This sounds like the first time Hassan's hearing this.

"Yep. All I need is some fire, an anvil, and a hammer. Give me a material of any kind and I can give you something way better." Ryona looks to the side very briefly and his smile... falls, for once. "...That Spatialnen took my hammer from me and said I was wasting my time with blacksmithing."

"S-... Spatial what?" I immediately catch onto what he said. 

"Spatialnen..." Sagume's eyes slowly narrow at the counter as she thinks. "...Do you mean Koryoku?"

"That weird lady with all the gravity?" Ryona asks, only to get a nod. Gravity? "Yeah, her. She took my hammer. Haven't seen it since, annoyingly enough. I liked making things for people. Gave me something to do outside of cooking and serving."

"Hmm..." Hassan slowly starts to grin, turning to Sagume. "Okay, Kishin-san, hear me out on this. You give me the info on where Koryoku lives, and I'll go steal that hammer back."

The one-winged Lunarian blankly stares at Hassan, visibly contemplating it. And, surprisingly, she sighs. "...Very well. Oyabun, tell her."

"A-Are you sure, Lady Sagu-?"

"Yes."

The rabbit blinks and then turns to Hassan, who seems thrilled to hear this news. "...Okay then. Hassan, Koryoku's residence is located deeper to the centre of the Lunar Capital. Near the Jade Palace, in fact."

"Oo~h. I've not been there before..." Hassan starts grinning with excitement.

"Ah, Sagi, c'mon, it's fine..." Ryona tries to make Hassan not steal his hammer back. "I can always ask Yori for it later."

"No." Hassan frowns. "I am annoyed. I am being a good consort."

Consort? What?

"I-... Honestly..." Ryona pinches his temple. "I'd try to stop you, but I know you'll just do it anyway. Just-. Be careful."

"Oh, please, I'm a phantom thief, Ryona-chan." Hassan snorts as she puts on a mask of a kitsune. Like, one of those white kitsune masks. "I'm always careful."

...Then she dashes off into the streets of the Lunar Capital, nobody batting an eye at her.

"...How can she even do that and get away with it?" I decide to ask about Hassan openly being a thief.

"I... honestly don't know." Sagume furrows her brows. 

"Neither do I." Ryona sighs. "I worry about her, sometimes. She's really reckless..."

"You're talking about the same woman that stole Lady Toyohime's fan once and then proceeded to eat peaches with her afterwards." Oyabun blinks slowly. "...So, needless to say, I am also very confused..."

"Wait, she ate peaches with her as well? Like, right after?" Ryona asks for confirmation, getting a simple nod of the head from both the rabbit and Sagume. "What the... Honestly, she's going to get herself killed one of these days."

"Probably." Sagume sighs solemnly. That was a very solemn sigh, actually.

...

We sit in silence as one of us tries to think of what to talk about next.

...Actually, wait, I just remembered something I thought the first time I saw Sagume. Regarding her last name. 'Kishin'. And, uh, Seija. I forgot to ask before... but then again, I suppose there were more pressing matters at the time. "Say, Sagume..."

"...Hm?" The sage glances at me as I take another sip of the tea. It is good tea.

"Do you know anybody named Seija, by any chance? Or, uh, used to know?"

"...That's... an oddly specific question to ask." She only stares at me, but strangely, she does definitely seem like she knows something. Her eyes reflect it, kinda.

"...Seija?" Ryona speaks up, sounding pretty confused himself. "Huh. Not heard that name in a while."

Wait, what?

"...Niriti?" Sagume is just as confused as I am. Oyabun's just listening quietly. Good for her. 

"Seija, Seija..." He taps his forehead for a few seconds, humming to himself. "I've heard it before, definitely... I think Tasaina brought it up to me once."

"...He... did...?" Sagume blinks slowly and quietly closes her eyes. "...I suppose you can be trusted with that information. However..."

Um...? "Should I, uh, not have asked?"

"No, you're curious. Obviously you've met her yourself. A black-haired amanojaku, that's who you're talking of, isn't it?" The one-winged sage focuses on me again, a hand to her mouth.

"Yeah. Seija Kijin." I say her full name out loud.

"...Then she's still doing well, after all this time..." Sagume sounds pretty relieved to hear this...?

"O~h, that's right, now I remember. She's that amanojaku who was up here before." Ryona grinned, snapping his fingers. "She hung out around here, both at my vendor and smithery, pretty often. Amanojaku're strange when it comes to impurity. They're impure but, at the same time, they don't hinder a Lunarian's immortality. Something about them being 'natural contrarians' is all I know though, so..."

Wait, hold on... "Amanojaku don't... affect a Lunarian's... immortality? I'm sorry, I'm just... trying to understand that."

"It's fine. I am technically an amanojaku myself." Sagume reveals, placing a hand on her chest. "...I specify 'technically' for particular reasons. You know why."

"The whole 'turn over fate' at a few words thing? Yeah, I can see that." Ryona snorts. "Always figured there was something off about you, Kishin-san."

"Mmm." The white-haired Lunarian tilted her head. "...I didn't start out as a Lunarian myself. I was an amanojaku at one point who ascended to the Moon due to my good deeds and virtues. Or, rather, 'bad deeds and mishaps' as I may have put it in the past. It's similar to the tale of how Sabaton became the first lunar hare, or how Rototsuki came to be as a Lunarian."

"People can become Lunarians through good deeds and virtues, huh..." I think on it a little more. That's an interesting concept... It's like being repaid for all of your lawful acts and pure soul in a religion, kind of. Salvation? Something like that. Curo does seem like an inherently lawful and pristine person for who he is. I don't know much about this 'Rototsuki' though, but he's Curo's master, I know that much...

"The same applies to the Celestials of Heaven, I think." Ryona speaks up again. "Not that I'd know much of Heaven. It's like the Lunar Capital, but a lot more open. To become a Lunarian from a mortal, I know you have to be extremely pure of heart and free of any and all sin. Which, to my knowledge, is borderline impossible for any human these days."

"...I believe Tamashi was another case like me, Sabaton, and Rototsuki." Sagume slowly furrows her brows. "But he's been around for an extremely long time as is. His lunacy has since overtaken his mind with morbid curiosity."

"True that." Ryona agrees, nodding calmly. "Like I said, I've not had many conversations with the guy, but he's clearly not all there in the head. Really insane."

"Is that so...?" I'll keep that in mind. I know Tsukuyomi called Tasaina insane as well, or rather, 'mad' to be specific. "Still, what were you saying about Seija?"

"...Ah, yes, we got sidetracked." Sagume clears her throat, but begins signing. I don't know why she did that. "Seija used to live among us here at the Lunar Capital, under me. I found her during the first Genso-Lunar War, that's when I lost my other wing to a stray attack, particularly an arrow. Protecting her. I have no idea why she was there, whether it was fate or not, but Seija was there anyway. As for why I was there... I suppose I was leading the moon rabbit forces and the Fortuna Hares."

"That day..." Oyabun speaks up, looking particularly dark. "Thinking about it still brings a few tears to my eyes. There used to be seven of us. Of the Fortuna Hares. That became five after the Genso-Lunar War. Utsukushi's and Suji's noble sacrifice I still don't forget."

"Yes... The loss of Utsukushi and Suji still weigh down on me, as much as they weigh down on you, Oyabun." Sagume stares up to the dark void looming around the atmosphere, continuing to sign. "But I still believe it was worth it, even if the pain of losing Seija hurt me far more than I would like to admit. I still have fond memories. I named her after my own namesake. Kishin, Kijin. The similarity was, of course, glaringly apparent. We misunderstood each other more and more as time went on and, eventually, we went our separate ways. That is how it went... and it still pains me."

"...I'm sorry for your loss. There's never a victor in a war, no matter how you look at it. Just survivors to tell the tale... And I can only begin to imagine how you feel, Sagume." I look away slowly, breathing out.

Even so... Seija had that upbringing, huh...? She was raised here, on the Moon, but somehow she ended up in Gensokyo... It's crazy how things can be, sometimes.

"Of course. I'm sorry if that dampens your spirit, at all." Sagume glanced at me, then decided to ask me something. "Although, since you asked that... You've seen her recently, haven't you?"

"I have. She's with my sister, Trish, in Gensokyo." I reveal, folding my arms. "...She confuses me."

"...Huh." Ryona speaks up, after having stayed silent a little to listen to Sagume's tale as well. "You know, Kishin-san, you're alright in my book. Most people are just okay."

"...Thank you, Niriti." The one-winged Lunarian closed her eyes, placing a hand over her mouth again. Her gratitude was barely audible but we heard it. All three of us did.

...Silence quickly rolls over us again, mostly because we don't know what else to say. That was... considerably depressing to learn about... 

...

Actually, you know what. It's my fault Sagume brought that up, because I asked about Seija. "...I'm sorry for bringing that up. I didn't know that would be particularly... well..."

"...It's not your fault, Rajime. You just wanted to ask a question." Sagume gives me a small but strained smile, which is particularly relieving, but at the same time..."You look like you want to say something."

Ah, she noticed. "Well... If you need somebody to talk to, or a shoulder to lean on, don't hesitate to talk to me about it. I know all too well what it's like to have your heart broken, in the way you had it."

"...Of course." Her smile gets slightly bigger. That's more reassuring.

"...Huh." Ryona's staring at me particularly hard, as if he's sizing me up. "...For the King of Hell, you're...extremely sympathetic. Then again, you are a Creationist..."

"Is kindness common for Creationists to have?" I ask about that, curious as to what he means.

"Most of the time, or at least, I think it's most of the time." Ryona scratches his chin. "Toyohime's told me a few tales about some Creationist Nagas in the past, like the whole kerfuffle between Lord Izanagi and Izanami and what-not. Creationists make life itself a reality. Without them, I guess people today - even us Lunarians - wouldn't exist. Lord Izanagi was the first Creationist, I'm pretty sure..."

"And all Creationists are his descendants." I finish, looking at my hand. "...I'm a descendant of him. I know that. I can create things and make the impossible a reality."

"Yep. Although, you wanna know something interesting that Toyohime told me?" Ryona raises a finger, catching the attention of not just me, but also Sagume and Oyabun as well. "Most of the Creationists that exist today aren't pure descendants of Izanagi. According to what she told me, there's only three alive that carry his blood and life through their bodies, ones that embody his will and what he wants. The first is the daughter of Lady Amaterasu, the goddess of the sun, the first person to actually bear the Naga name as a Creationist, and the person in charge of all her crow envoys."

"The first Creationist is actually still alive? I always thought she was..." Oyabun trailed off, looking oddly contemplative. I-. Wait, does she know something.

"...Oyabun?" Sagume raises a brow at her cohort.

"Ah, it's nothing, Lady Sagume. I was just thinking back on some files I read in the archives a few months ago." Oyabun shook her head, but there's clearly something on the rabbit's mind. Maybe that'll be something worth looking into...

"That so?" Ryona eyes Oyabun as well, before shrugging and continuing. "Well, next is the son of that person. The actual son, conceived of her own flesh and blood, not a human she created with the power of her divine ancestors. A man by the name of Majiranir."

Wait... Majiranir? "I've heard of him before. From multiple people. He did something extremely bad, apparently..."

"That was because he was undisciplined, or at least, that's what I know." Sagume contemplates. "...His name has come across a few reports sent my way time and time again, but even with those, I know next to nothing of him..."

"Yup. Rumour has it that ol' Majiranir wasn't that good of a guy. He was blinded with power and freedom, let it get to his mind and corrupt him. Made him a literal bad apple. But before he did it, he had children of his own, who would go on to spawn a secret lineage of pure Creationists."

A secret lineage of pure Creationists...? Wait, could it be-? "Ryona, who's the third one that's alive, if you don't mind me asking?"

"Huh? Well, when Toyohime told me about it, which was... five years ago I think, it was a thirteen year old human girl."

Five... years ago. I'm eighteen now, so I would've... been thirteen back... then...

...

...That... can't be right. Surely, it can't be me...

...

No. It has to be me. Mizuchi's existence all but confirms that, as does the purpose of the Miyadeguchi bloodline. She explained to me why she and the rest of my ancestors existed. And from how Ryona put it, no matter how I look at it, it all comes back to me.

"...Rajime?" Sagume notices my expression before I even acknowledge how I look right now. I'm biting my lip to the point I'm actually drawing blood. "Are you... feeling alright?"

"Y-Yeah, I'm... fine." I wipe my mouth clean. "I just thought that Creationist might be... somebody I know."

"Who-?" Sagume is about to ask who it is, but then she understands what I mean. "Ah... I understand."

"...Eh?" Ryona's clueless, however.

"That third Creationist..." I contemplate whether or not I should reveal that it's me he's talking about. "...I'm..." No... No, I can't do this. That would be too much pressure... "...I'm sorry, it's just... really bothering me. C-Could we... drop it...?"

"Of course, sorry. That's my bad." Ryona grits his teeth, looking away. "Me and my stupid mouth, honestly."

Then, at that moment, Sagume looks at me, having obviously read the situation further. "...I... may as well tell you and your two friends about Tamashi in further detail now, considering he's requested your presence before you go and see Lord Tsukuyomi. Oyabun-?"

"On it, Lady Sagume." Oyabun grins, her ears visibly poking up. They were droopy before... I wonder why...? "The rest of the Fortuna Hares are coming here with the two guests now."

"Ah. Good." Sagume nods slowly, then looks to Ryona. "...Niriti, is it fine if we-?"

"-use the inside of my place? Well, seeing as how there's nobody in there right now, it's fine." The vendor casually nods. "...I'll make sure nobody disturbs you."

"...That won't be necessary." Sagume glances at Oyabun.

"Of course, Lady Sagume." The purple-haired rabbit stands up with her arms behind her back as I finish the rest of my tea.

"Oh. Good." Ryona grins at Oyabun, before pulling out a small, megaphone-shaped thing from behind the counter and tossing it to the rabbit, who catches it with ease. "Might not have my hammer, but I can still tinker and upgrade. Just can't blacksmith things. There's that upgrade you requested by the way, cap'n."

"Thank you kindly, Niriti." Oyabun grins wryly, pocketing the object.

"...Very well then." Sagume eyes her rabbit for a moment, then turns to me, nodding. "Come."

"Of course..." I stand up from my seat and follow her inside of the building just behind the vendor stall. I didn't know that building was actually Ryona's... Huh. Then again, it probably would be easier to just set up shop right outside of your own home, wouldn't it...?

 


 

Now we're inside Ryona's residence. It's a quaint space. Quiet, but very tidy. There's a few impressive-looking objects and weapons that shine brilliantly in very clean display cases, like samurai armour and swords, as well as various tools, trinkets, and devices. I think they're both things that Ryona's smithed in his free time when he still had his armour, or valuable relics that Hassan pilfered from... somewhere.

"...How are you feeling...?" Sagume asks me, a hand on my shoulder. We're sat together under a kotatsu. Once we were alone, I started... crying. Uncontrollably... I don't know why-... No, I do know why. I'm just so... confused. My existence, my purpose... What really is it...? I'm a Naga, a Creationist Naga at that. A Creationist who is carrying the very life essence of Izanagi-no-Mikoto himself. I've went all my life without knowing that, most of my life wasn't as it seemed and I just...

...broke down. I couldn't help breaking down, now that we had some privacy... I feel awful. Even more awful than before. I'm... one of the only few people alive, that are a part of the Miyadeguchi bloodline. The first is the descendant of Amaterasu who is seemingly gone... and the second is Majiranir who's the same as the first...

"...Worse." I reply, swallowing. It hurts to breathe, now. It hurts to think. My head's spinning, my eyes hurt, everything hurts. But not because of an injury, but rather, because of confusion about my entire life being, more or less, one grand lie in of itself. "I still don't... understand it. That I'm..."

"It's fine." She tells me that, but I know it's definitely not fine. "You might be..."

"I might be what?" I shoot back immediately, glaring. "The will of some god? Something I can't go against or question, even when I know for a fact that's why I exist?! For what purpose?! For what reason?! I've suffered way too much in my entire life, both as a child and later on in life! So what? I can be the embodiment of a creator god? I'm a person, with my own sense of self and... and..."

...Slowly, I realised I snapped at her, wincing. "I'm... sorry for saying it like that, Sagume, but this is just... a lot to take in, it's not entirely something I can just... you know..."

"I know." Sagume sighs quietly, not even flinching at me lashing out so suddenly. "Although, think. Lord Izanagi was the creator of everything as you know it. Life, nature, all of it. He created many gods to watch over his creation and, just in case, he created the Nagas. You. I always thought there was something bizarre about you, since we first met at Eientei. Creationists don't tend to be as pure as you are. Normally they're considered extremely impure by Lunarian standards, as those who misuse their ability to create life and elements."

"...Yeah... I don't... really create things that often, at least not when I'm compared to my other self, Raiju..." I wipe my eyes a little, sniffling. "Also, I'm sorry for just... breaking down like this. I don't tend to get... this emotional in front of anybody but Trish."

"Like I said, it's fine." Sagume slowly blinks, as she pats my shoulder. "Do you know what I said before? About amanojaku not affecting a Lunarian's immortality?"

"Um... yes. What about that...?" I swallow again, mostly to clear my throat. 

"If you were a human, you would've tainted my immortality when I touched you back at Eientei. I've been thinking about that for a while now." Sagume glances to the door of the room. "...I have reason to believe you aren't human, or at least, not fully."

"Not... fully?" I shake my head, seeing if I heard her right. "What do you-?"

"I have reason to believe you're part-amanojaku. A half-youkai. A contrarian at heart who doesn't understand themselves properly." Sagume hums quietly as I take that in. "...Although, you said you split before thanks to a magical object. One side was you, that being Rajime. The other side was Raiju. Tell me, what's your actual first name?"

"...Rajimarin."

"You're the amanojaku half." She tells me outright. "Raiju is your human half. The one full of impurity and material desire. You're the side who knows what you want. You are not whole. You've never been whole."

Raiju is... my human half...? Ah... that does make some sense... It explains his, erm, unrestrained n-nature pretty well... The human mind is endless in nature...

But I'm... an amanojaku...? "You're meaning to say that... this entire time, I've been-...?"

"A youkai? Yes. But not just any youkai. An amanojaku." Sagume makes direct eye contact as she signs "...Like me. Like Seija. Now I understand why you act the way you do. Everything Ryona said just then, about your heritage embodying the will of Izanagi-no-Mikoto, is most likely true. The only people who know how to truly control the power to create anything are contrarians, as nobody normal should be able to understand why being able to create anything is such a grave sin. To create uncontrollably is instead to destroy in the eyes of a contrarian. Creating too much of anything will cause a severe imbalance in existence itself. Subconsciously, you know this, but in your actual consciousness, you do not."

"...Huh..." I look at my hand for a moment, clenching it into a fist. "So that's why I didn't... hurt you, when you touched me. Why you were fine around me as a Lunarian... Why I'm not able to taint the Lunar Capital with my presence, despite being the King of Hell."

"...Exactly." Sagume nods once, before starting to sign. "However, many seek to abuse those like you. Creationists. True Creationists, that is to say, and not just 'Creationists', people who bear that name. And perhaps that, because you aren't whole and purely Rajimarin, instead being both Rajime and Raiju, nobody has a single idea as to what Izanagi is up to. Not even Lord Tsukuyomi does."

People... want to abuse me. "Who would those 'many' be?"

"Sages of Gensokyo, extremely old youkai, Lunar Sages, even the gods themselves. Izanagi disappeared a long time ago. Nobody knew where he went, nor the how, why, or when. Essentially, everybody seeks to abuse your potential as a pure Creationist. Or at least, those that know." Sagume elaborates, lowering her eyes. "...Even myself. I have a particular interest in the matter due to Lord Tsukuyomi. If I hadn't met you until now, I would have no qualms with turning you over to him. However, since I have met you - and know how you act - I know that won't be right, both morally and logically. You can't 'force' things to occur, even if it seems like you can. You can't brute force a reality you want, a fate you desire. Nobody can actually control fate. Not even the likes of that vampire who came to the lunar surface so long ago. Fate is an entirely different entity, one that cannot be chained or influenced. You take fate and destiny as it comes. The only one who can change it is me and with my words alone. Nobody else."

"Is that so..." I mutter, contemplating. This trip really has been something so far... but I guess this knowledge makes me stronger. "Well, you know what they say. When you get knocked down, get right back up, ahahah... You only stay down if you let life get to you like that."

"...That is true. But, I suppose now is-..." Sagume nods once and, at that moment, we hear the door to the room open as she lets go of my shoulder. Ah, they're here...

"Kishin-san? Rajime?" Keiki's the first to speak, entering with Chima following behind her. "Is everything alright? You did request our presence, yes...?"

I take a deep breath and decide to speak up. "It's about the rest of our trip to the Lunar Capital."

"Oh, yes, I was imagining we wouldn't stay in the more populous areas of the Capital for very long..." Chima speaks up as the two gods approach and take a seat at the kotatsu. Then they notice the obvious. Particularly, Chimata does. "...Rajime? Have you been-...?"

"It's fine." I tell her, even though it's probably not fine. Just... don't worry the others. That's the ticket, surely... "I just... erm..."

"Not all Lunarians appreciate his presence here on the Lunar Capital. He was met with some... harsh criticism whilst walking around with myself and Oyabun." Sagume cuts in for me, lying straight to their faces. I want to say that's not the truth but, at the same time, that's probably my best option. To go along with it, I mean.

"...Who?" Keiki immediately narrows her eyes.

"Extremists who believe the impure should be cleansed." Sagume shakes her head. "I'll see to it myself that they get punished accordingly."

"...Good." The creator god is relieved to hear this, sighing. Wait, was she worried about me? "I know taking cruel words like that can be quite... hard. I'm speaking from experience, as well. I gave all of the human spirits in the Animal Realm a fighting chance against those feral beast spirits once, but not everybody approved of my methods. Their criticism was both harsh and painful. Literally."

"The same goes for when I first opened Gensokyo's markets." Chimata nods once and gives me a reassuring smile which, honestly, is more uplifting than anything I've heard so far. "Not everybody approved of it either, they saw the Ability Cards as a threat. In actuality, it was my way of spreading the joy of markets back into people's lives. Not everybody liked that, though. Except you."

"I know, I was actually the one to resolve all of that in the end." I laugh, sitting up a little as I wipe my eyes some more. I feel better now. Doesn't change the fact I've learned a new truth that, honestly, I probably shouldn't have, but the truth is the truth.

The truth can be crushing and hurtful, but at the same time, knowing it is a necessity. Being caught up in a web of lies is even more painful when you realise they're lies. That's a saying I like to live by.

"...Hm?" Keiki looks between me and Chimata. "You two were the reason all of those strange cards came into existence...?"

"Well, I was the one who granted them their special nature." Chimata places one hand her chest, whilst using the other to gesture to me. "However, an entirely unique Ability Card of Rajime's, when used in conjunction in my own, allowed for the Ability Cards to be mass-produced and have the presence they did."

"...I always did wonder about those." Sagume comments, looking down as she proceeds to pull out a few Ability Cards. "They had a divine nature to them. They don't at the moment, however..."

"That's because of something special I did to them." Chimata smiles neutrally, pointing a finger up. "They only become active whenever there's a special event occurring. Like, for example, one of my markets. Or that flood that plagued Gensokyo a while ago. Although, the circumstances can be different for others..."

...Is that why they were active during my fight against Tyra...? Huh... I should look into that, as well. Wait-. "What do you mean the circumstances can be different for others?"

"I can use them whenever I wish." Chimata produces an Ability Card from her brown bag. Particularly, it's a blank card with a rainbow-like hue. It's glowing, unlike Sagume's cards. Maybe that's the indicator it's working...? "...As can you."

...Huh? "I can use them whenever I want as well?"

"Consider it repayment for the fact I technically borrowed your abilities to make the Ability Cards as potent as I did." Chimata awkwardly smiles.

...I proceed to pull out all of my Ability Cards. They're all glowing. Hmm. Intriguing.

"How did you make these cards?" Keiki suddenly seems invested in the topic.

"Somebody in particular mined up Rainbow Dragon Gems which were Izanagi Objects as I've come to learn." Chimata began explaining, keeping her finger raised. "They were then refined into card form through I believe it was either kappa or maybe kaiyoseijin technology. Then, I opened the markets on the night of a lunar rainbow and they spread throughout Gensokyo and beyond, it seems. And because the cards were active with my blessings, they quickly grew in popularity due to their unique nature, including Ability Cards of people I wasn't even aware of, like Rajime. We hadn't actually met prior to the Ability Card incident, but I'm glad we did meet through it."

"Izanagi Objects..." Keiki slowly furrows her brows. "I believe there's an untapped source of them in the Primate Spirit Garden, albeit it's deep below it. I always intended to find out whether or not that was true since, if I could use those, I could perfect my haniwa and idols further... But I might also try my hand at making something like those cards myself."

"Then we can look into it later. The three of us." I fold my arms and put on a small grin. "...Unless it falls into the hands of somebody it shouldn't."

"Izanagi Objects are extremely powerful." Sagume comments, narrowing her eyes at Keiki. "It's raw material from the era of the primordial gods, since before Izanagi and Izanami. Only actual kami can truly make use of them."

"Izanami is my mother." Keiki reveals, blankly staring at Sagume. "...I believe I know what I'm doing, Kishin."

...Wait, what? "You never told us that."

"...Did I not?" Keiki tilts her head at me and Chimata, who seems just as confused as I am. "My actual name is Haniyamahime, but I prefer my current name more to that. I came to be properly after the human spirits prayed for a saviour in the Primate Spirit Garden, and I gave them as they wished in exchange for their faith. There are many gods and goddesses alike who the masses don't know the existence of. To my knowledge, Tenkyuu was another of these, just like myself, am I correct?"

"I still am, actually." Chimata corrects. "I'm an ichigami to be specific."

"...A god of the physical marketplace." Sagume picks up on that. "You would fit in here on the Capital's streets..."

"I am intrigued as to how a market here can perpetually exist, given that life seems to be all but entirely perfect here." Chimata tilts her head, humming idly. "...Although, I suppose that can wait for a later date... Haniyasushin, you said you wanted to look into trying to make new Ability Cards? I could show you, if you wanted."

"I could lend a hand as well." I offer my help. 

"That would be appreciated, actually." Keiki smiles appreciatively. "And it does sound like a different experience, creating something in a collaboration with others... Before, I always used to make objects by myself. Pottery, idols, assorted ceramics, everything in between those. If I needed something, I would always send Mayumi..."

...I wonder... "You know, Creationists - all of them - are the descendants of Izanagi, like me. There's a sort of irony in that, considering you're the daughter of Izanami, who's the opposite. "

"Yes, I do suppose there is a fine sense of irony in that." Keiki giggles a little.

"So shall we come together and create some more, hopefully new, Ability Cards later?" Chimata speaks up, grinning softly.

"I suppose we shall then. At a later date, of course." Keiki agrees, as do I with a plain nod of my head.

...Sagume looks between us three in intrigue for a moment, then looks at me, signing. "...You're rather fortunate to have such supportive friends."

Yeah, I guess so... I decide to sign back, mostly to keep quiet. "Not just friends. Friends I can trust. And something more, in the case of Chimata."

"...She's special to you?"

"She means everything to me. She's the only person I can really be myself around, somebody who genuinely loves me for who I am and not just because of what I can do."

"...I see. That's more than fortunate. That's just downright lucky, perhaps even something arranged by fate. You're aware of the terms 'soulmates', yes...?"

"I know, maybe that is what we are... Then again, I'm not complaining. I love Chimata as much as she loves me. Maybe even more."

"Keep your friends close, then... In any case, I'll move on to why I actually gathered you three in here." Sagume tells me, before clearing her throat. Ah, right, Tasaina... "Ahem..."

"Hm?" Keiki looks over, as does Chimata.

"How have you found the Lunar Capital so far?" Sagume asks them before actually talking about Tasiana. Why is she asking that...?

"It seems like quite a pleasant place, although the rabbits can be a little, erm..." Chimata wryly grins, deciding how to word it. "Strange...? The various shops up here are rather diverse and varying in terms of their contents, to say the very least. I like it. Although, the two Fortuna Hares that came with me... what were their names again?"

"Yogan and Taifu, if my memory serves me right." Keiki tells her. "I went with the orange and green one, Kesigomu and Yotsume are the ones which went with me. Rajime went with Sagume-san and Oyabun, the purple rabbit."

"Ah, that's right. Taifu and Yogan did assist in clarifying any customs here in the Lunar Capital, which there are a surprising amount of. I did purchase a few things, to contribute to the market and economy up here myself." Chimata reaches into her brown... purse. I think it's a purse. Said purse is noticeably larger than usual. Like, it's filled to the brim and visibly bulging. What's in there? What did she even buy? "...I think I bought too much and got carried away though..."

"There's no such thing as 'too much'. The more the merrier." Keiki, for some reason, reassures Chimata that she didn't get carried away.

"Very true, actually." The market goddess considers this, then pulls out a...

...what is that?

"Honestly, I don't quite know what this is." Chimata holds it up with both hands.

"...What." Sagume also stares at it in confusion. She doesn't know what it is?

It's like... a snake. But made entirely of metal and is a robot. It has holographic blue eyes. It even blinks. It's painted in green and red. W-What the hell...It even has the head of a snake. It's pretty big, too. About the size of an average male human arm. "Is that a... robot snake?"

"Oh, maybe." Chimata looks down at it in thought. "...I thought you'd like it."

I want to know how the hell she fit that thing in her coin purse considering the fact it's three metres long. She also isn't wrong. I like snakes.

But even so. "Where did you even... get this from...?"

"There was this one shop selling odd trinkets and I just couldn't help myself..." Chimata sheepishly admitted, looking away. "It's alive though."

"...Odd... trinkets...?" Sagume slowly furrows her brows, then looks like she knows what Chima's talking about. "Ah. You're most likely talking of... what was the name of the shop in question, exactly?"

"'The Umi Family's Bizarre Commodities', I believe." Chimata tilted her head. "What of it?"

"Was the one who sold you that thing a boy in his late teens, by any chance?" Sagume presses for a more clear answer.

"No, I don't believe so. The one tending to the shop was a rabbit." Chimata tilted her head further.

"I can confirm that. I went in there myself at one point." Keiki commented, looking down to the robot snake, as it looked up to her in kind. "...I don't recall seeing that on sale, however. It does seem intriguing. There were many other peculiar objects in there, such as a never-ending bottle of sake or a tree that grants those who hold one of its branches permanent immortality."

A what now? "What was that second one...?"

"Then it's the Umi family's personal servant, Chidori." Sagume sighs. "She's a known troublemaker, but so is the Umi family's son, Shizukana. I've received some... alarming reports of what they sell there sometimes. It's not anything dangerous, but it is dubious. I'm aware Tamashi frequents it to see what 'strange, undefined objects' they have in stock. They always have something worth remembering, to say the very least. Like Earth weapons adapted for Lunarian use, fireworks, and... 'normal' peaches."

Why did she specify 'normal' like that? Do I... want to know? Probably not, so... "How's their son a troublemaker?"

"He sneaks out of the Lunar Capital constantly and nobody has any idea of how or why, for one." Sagume speaks, her tone completely dry. "And he does it whenever he catches wind that there's impurity detected on the Sea of Tranquility. I don't even know where he learns that from, either. Hassan probably told him if I had to guess..."

"...Hassan?" Keiki raises a brow.

"A phantom thief - or 'mischievous ghoul' as she likes to call herself - who just sort of... openly admits she's a thief. She's actually trying to steal something right now, I think." I tilt my head back in thought.

"If she isn't getting flung around like a ragdoll." Sagume points out. Oh, right, that Spatialnen exists. Whatever that is...

"...I feel like I should ask but I don't want to." Keiki comments, looking slightly perturbed.

"What?" Chimata's confused though. "How does somebody like that exist though, admitting they're a thief? I would have them punished right on the spot!"

"...Nobody can lay their hands on her. She can divert anything. " Sagume deadpans. "Imagine how annoying somebody can be to catch when they can slip right out of your grasp the moment they distract you."

"...Ah." Chimata's placated by knowing this. "I can see how that's problematic..."

Honestly, Raiju could probably catch her considering the fact he's pure, unrestrained chaos in of itself.

"In any case, back to what I was saying... The Umi family actually creates everything they sell in there by hand." Sagume looks at the robot snake again. "...Including whatever that is."

"It's a snake." I point out the obvious.

"Ah, yes, my mistake." She remarks sarcastically, shaking her head. "I'm... trying to figure out why they would make a robotic snake... "

"...I have a name." It speaks back at her.

...Wait, it spoke? What?! "You... what?"

"Did... it just speak?" Keiki glances at Chimata.

"...I didn't know it could." Chima's too busy staring straight at the robot snake, dumbfounded.

"I can. And for your information, Kishin-san, Shizukana was the one that had created me. He had intended to let me out so I could learn from my environment better." The snake disregards anything me, Keiki, or Chimata just said to solely focus on Sagume. It blinks about two times, then looks at Chimata. "...Although you have my appreciation for opening the cage that asinine rabbit put me inside of. Tenkyuu, if I'm not mistaken. If I had arms I would elbow them square in the jaw, but alas. I am a glorified robotic noodle."

Asinine. It has a bit of a vocabulary, huh...? It's even aware it's a robot. That's... a first.

"Huh?" Chimata's brows raise in surprise, before she realises what it just said. "Oh, um... you're welcome...?"

"...Yes." The serpent looks between me and Keiki. "...Error. Identity not known."

It even acts like a robot, too... "I'm Rajime."

"Keiki." Keiki also briefly introduces herself and displays intrigue. "You said you had a name, didn't you? You seem considerably... complex in regards to your design and sentience..."

"Affirmative." It tells her, its eye colour shifting to yellow from blue. What. I get they're holographic but still... "This unit is designated as Kotai. Identities confirmed also. 'Rajime' and 'Cake'."

"Ah-. No." Keiki frowns. " Keiki. Not-. Not 'cake'. Honestly-. Shonin does this, even though she isn't here, and it's catching onto others..."

"...My mistake." Kotai blinks thrice. It really, uh, just likes blinking. 

So, um... "Why do you exist?"

"Shizukana-san was inspired by the animals of the Earth. So he created me in his free time. I am only meant to be something along the lines of a 'snake', yet he did give me some useful features such as a scanner among other traits." Kotai elaborated, emotionlessly blinking as it spoke. "I am also well-versed in any Earth language."

I could just start speaking straight English to confuse everybody here and see if it responds in English. But maybe not.

"You could wear it around your neck." Chimata points out. Kotai just looks at her. I have a strange feeling of disappointment coming from it for some reason...

"Maybe." I look down at Kotai as it looks to me. I get the same vibe of disappointment. "...I don't think that's what it wants, though."

"You can tell?" Sagume asks me, surprised. "It's a machine. It can't show expressions outside of its eyes."

"You are not versed in the art of robotics." Kotai tells the sage outright. Pff-. "I have the sentience of any other Lunarian within the Lunar Capital. And she is correct when she says that is not what I wish for."

It-. It addressed me as 'she'. Well, that's... something.

"...She?" Keiki glances at me. Sagume also glances at me, but Chima doesn't bat an eye because she already knows the whole situation.

"It's a... long story." I sigh quietly.

"Sex and gender are not the same thing." Kotai speaks without warning. Pff-... Wha-. Where did that come from...? "Noted."

...Okay then. "More importantly, what do you want to do?"

"I wish to go back into the bag I was just brought out of." Kotai looks to Chimata's coin purse. Seriously, what's in there? It's still bulging. Also-.

"...How did you even fit in there?" Keiki asks Kotai, then glances at Chimata. "How did you even fit that in there?!"

"...I don't actually know, to be frank." Chimata looks down at Kotai for a few seconds, pursing her lips. "I just did?"

"Y-... You just did." Keiki is stupefied. Flabbergasted, maybe.

"I am incredibly flexible and compact." Kotai reveals, proceeding to just... make itself smaller somehow. Wh-. How did it-? "...The chassis is designed that way."

"Oh, um... okay then." Removing her purse from her belt, Chimata opens it up and places it on the kotatsu top.

...We all proceed to silently watch Kotai slither back inside of it. It didn't even change the size of the coin purse once it was in all the way.

...

"...I think it's for the best that we absolutely don't talk about what just happened." I stare at the coin purse as Chimata puts it back on her belt.

"Actually, when it's in there, it's more like my own pocket pet..." Chimata rests a hand on the purse for a moment, but nods. "But, yes, it probably would be a good idea to not talk of it for now."

"Agreed." Keiki nods slowly, then focuses on Sagume. "You called us here for a reason, didn't you?"

"Mmm. Mostly to discuss the primary reasons for Rajime's visit to the Lunar Capital. He's already roughly aware of the details, but it would be wise if you two were filled in as well." Sagume's eyes close as she begins to explain. "The actual purpose of his visit is to try and discuss some form of peace between Hell and the Moon. The relationship between the two places have never been good. There was always some form of hostility between us and Hell."

"I'm vaguely aware of the details. Satan brings it up whenever she visits me." Keiki hummed, furrowing her brows. "Why do they suddenly wish to discuss peace, though?"

"The Watatsukis wouldn't want to take a risk like that. However, Lord Tsukuyomi would if it meant less hostilities. I think in a similar way." The one-winged sage reveals, looking the creator god right in the eyes. "...As do a few others."

"And I don't like hostilities." I fold my arms. "I loathe the idea of having to fight if it isn't necessary. Actual fighting shouldn't be done if there's an alternative. Much cleaner that way."

"A good philosophy to live by, despite most not seeing it that way." Keiki agrees, nodding once. I'm not quite sure if that can be called philosophy, it's just common sense.

"Whilst competition is good for the markets, actual physical competition isn't. That makes things far too one-sided." Chimata frowns. I can see that...

"...Yes." Sagume glances between us three, before obscuring her mouth with her hand. "Rajime will meet with Lord Tsukuyomi and the Watatsukis relatively soon. You two will not be able to accompany him, as it's a completely private affair. No offence meant to either of you, of course."

"None taken." Keiki neutrally smiles.

"Of course, I figured you wouldn't." Calmly, Sagume puts the Ability Cards she got out away, namely because she forgot to do that before. "But, before that, there was somebody who requested the presence of all three of you."

"...There is?" Chimata tilted her head. "I would understand Rajime, but... why me and Haniyasushin?"

"It's somebody intrigued in anything and anyone that isn't a Lunarian or moon rabbit." Sagume tells her outright, then focuses on me. "...You know who I'm talking of, yes?"

"Tasaina, right? Tsukuyomi brought him up to me in his first letter." Of course, I knew the entire time, but I knew about Tasaina before that thanks to Curo. He sounds like an... ah... interesting man, Tasaina. A mad scientist. "...Tsukuyomi described him as 'unstable'. Is that, uh... true, or...?"

"By Lunarian standards? Yes." Sagume nods matter-of-factly. Oh. Okay then. Just like that, huh. "...His distinct obsession with impurity and the dwellers of the Earth is 'completely self-destructive', or at least that's what the Spyglass Ravi claims."

"This Tasaina..." Keiki furrows her brows for a moment, as if thinking about something. "What exactly does he do, if you don't mind me asking...?"

"He creates artificial lifeforms." The sage just states. He creates what now. "...Particularly chimeras, such as the kotobuki."

Wait, the kotobuki? "Like that thing with features from all of the Chinese Zodiac animals?"

"Yes, that one. You seem familiar with it...?" Sagume stares at me sceptically.

"I've not seen it, if that's what you're asking. I'm an outsider by Gensokyo's standards, because I wasn't born in Gensokyo. Or Hell. I'm just a normal person at the end of the day, barring the whole Naga stuff." I look away sheepishly. "...I just really like mythology, especially the... er... concept of youkai and other mythical creatures... The kotobuki's one of them."

"Ah." The sage nods in understanding. "...The thing is, it used to be in Tasaina's laboratory, deep inside of the Lunar Capital, but it disappeared without warning one day. Nobody's seen it since. He made other strange creatures as well, such as the first nue. Many believed a Sage of Gensokyo stole it."

"Why a Sage of Gensokyo specifically?" I ask, leaning forward.

"Tamashi supposedly works with a Sage of Gensokyo. A goddess. I'm not sure which one, however." Sagume looks to the side. A goddess? The only two I know of - that are sages - are Inochi and Okina... Inochi probably makes more sense though, even if I have no idea how she would have contact with the Moon or Lunarians.

Also, Tasaina made the nue as well? Intriguing... 

"A Sage of Gensokyo collaborating with the Lunarians...?" Chimata sounds like she doubts that, but shrugs it off. "Hmm, that's interesting."

"...It is." Sagume furrows her brows further than before. "I still don't understand how he would even do that. Gensokyo and the Lunar Capital are already on rather shaky terms, much like the Capital and Hell but to a far lesser extent... In any case, I'm getting distracted. Tamashi always requests that any non-Lunarian being - earthling or otherwise - is brought to him for... varying reasons. Either for study or for a general... chat, strangely enough. Perhaps it has something to do with the fact he was once a human as well."

"He was a human?" Keiki catches onto that.

"According to his story, he was." Sagume glances at Keiki, before deciding to elaborate. "...Is the name 'Sugawara no Michizane' familiar, at all?"

Sugawara no Michizane... "I feel like I've heard it before, but it doesn't ring a bell."

"Oh-. You mean the enshrined god of academics, Tenjin, right?" Chimata snaps her fingers. "I've met a few aspiring marketeers in the past who worshipped him to bless their studies, so they could become successful merchants."

"Yes, that one." Sagume nods in confirmation. 

Tenjin-. Ah, right, I know who she's talking about. "Tenjin is the Shinto god of academics, scholarship, learning, and... just the intelligentsia in general, right?"

"Oh, him... Yes, the kami of scholars, Tenman-Tenjin." Keiki now realises who she's talking of as well, thanks to my specification of what he's the god of.

"I can explain the story of Sugawara no Michizane, actually." Chimata speaks up, smiling confidently. She knows that story? Why? 

"Go ahead. It saves me the words." Sagume seems appreciative that she doesn't have to use her voice too much...

"Of course, of course." Chima clears her throat and begins, raising a finger. "Michizane - when he was still known as Michizane - was from a family of scholars, bearing the hereditary title of Ason, predating the Ritsuryo System and its ranking members of the court. His grandfather served the court, teaching history in the national school, whilst his father began a private school and taught students who were either prepared for examination to said national school, or aspired to be officers of the court, the latter being what Michizane wished to do."

So he was a scholar through and through... That sounds about right.

"He passed, of course, and entered Daigaku, which was the name of the national academy. I was around a lot more back then due to the abundance of markets being held on special occasions, so I remember many things about earlier eras." Chimata continued, pausing to think a few times, presumably to remember how the story went, before continuing with the same pace she's been taking with it. "Once he graduated, he began his career in the court as a scholar, as a relatively prestigious senior sixth rank upper in the late 9th century, specifically the year 870. Four years later, he reached the fifth rank as his father reached the fourth rank. He was Japanese, but he was also well-versed in Classical Chinese, which gave him the opportunities to draft multiple edicts and correspondences for officials, even composing three petitions for a high-ranking member of the Fujiwara clan and even the Emperor of Japan. He took part in receiving delegations from the Kingdom of Parhae, where he used his skill with Chinese to engage in both diplomatic exchanges and even exchanges of poetry."

"...That does line up with the story he tells most of the Spyglass Ravi and other Lunar Sages." Sagume confirms that it's accurate. Hmm.

"Although, he did have conflicts with the Fujiwara clan. He served as a governor, but during his time as such, a conflict arose between Emperor Uda and Fujiwara no Mototsune known as the Ako Incident, if I'm not mistaken." Chimata taps her cheek for a few seconds before continuing. "The specifics aren't that important, but Michizane defended the court scholars and sent a letter of censure to Mototsune, gaining the favour of the Emperor. Afterwards, he became a senior third rank in 897, as well as holding many impressive posts, including being the assistant master of the Crown Prince's household. There was a power struggle between himself and the influential Fujiwara no Tokihira, as well as the other Fujiwara clans. But once the Emperor was abdicated, his position was vulnerable. Because of that weakness, he was accused of favouring a different imperial prince over the Crown Prince by his rival, that being Tokihira. Because of this, he was demoted from his rank of junior second, and he and his entire family were banished. He then died in 903, supposedly."

Mmm... Exile. It reminds me of what happened to Rujo, why he became a nix, but on a much... bigger scale. 

"...And now comes the reason he was enshrined as a god of academics, or rather, why Tamashi was." Sagume nodded along. "This does match with what he's told everybody about himself..."

"Yes, this part's the most interesting personally." Chimata resumed her elaboration. "After his death in exile, countless plagues and drought terrorised the land, and sons of the new Emperor - Emperor Daigo - died in quick succession. The Imperial Palace's Great Audience Haul was struck repeatedly by lightning as the city experienced weeks of rainstorms and floods. Of course, they attributed this to the onryo of the exiled Michizane, and in his name they built a Shinto shrine called the Kitano Tenman-gu, right in the heart of Kyoto, dedicating it to him. They even restored his title and office, as well as striking any mentions of his exile from the records. But that wasn't enough, and he soon became deified as what's more commonly known as Tenjin-sama, a god of sky and storms, who evolved into a benign kami of scholarship due to his history."

"A vengeful spirit becoming deified as a Shinto kami..." Keiki hums to herself. "That's not something you hear particularly often now, is it?"

"Not quite, no." I shake my head, thinking. Well, now I know... Do not exile a scholar through underhanded means. They'll become a vengeful spirit that can ravage an entire country for years.

"Mmm. What was the year he became enshrined again...?" Sagume asks Chimata, staring at her.

"It was seventy years after his death, I believe." Chimata scratched her chin in thought. "...Presumably, it was the year of 973."

"973 was the year on Earth that Tamashi first appeared in the Lunar Capital as a divine being. He still wears his clothes from when he was a scholar, albeit a much more modern version. Arguably, he's the most wise and ethical person within the entirety of the Lunar Capital, despite creating artificial life." Slowly, Sagume looks to the door, raising from her seat. "In all fairness, we most likely should go and see him soon. I'm imagining Lord Tsukuyomi will request your presence at the Jade Palace sooner or later, Rajime."

"True." I rise from my seat, as do Keiki and Chimata. I then turn and look at them. "...So who's partly curious to see if he actually is Tenjin?"

 


Meanwhile... (??? POV)

 

Hmm... No, that's not right... Gah, where is it?

Honestly, of all the days to misplace it, it had to be today?! I'm expecting guests for crying out loud!

"Not here-" I open a cupboard to not find it. Disappointing, truly. "-not there-" I open some drawers and peer inside, only to find measuring utensils and tape. Bah, why would it be in there? That's my measuring equipment... "-where could it be?!"

"...Lord Tamashi?" A rabbit asks from nearby. I quickly whip my head to stare at them. Probably so hard I could burn a hole in their face, perhaps. Even if it's practically impossible to do such a thing, if you don't have heat vision or something along such bizarre lines. "U-Um-." She falters a little under my gaze. Ah, yes, Sabaton's offspring always were meek at times. Especially the Spyglass Ravi. Tch, I genuinely should remember that more... "W-What are you looking for...?"

"The 'special item' I had procured on a secret order to Eientei for the sole purpose of today! It was a last minute request to Yagokoro-Omoikane that I had to call in a lot of favours for, you know exactly what it is!" I point at them with one hand, whilst using the other to open more containers and drawers.

"...That blood synthesiser you had adapted to turn human blood into a substance for Fukinkona...?" She tilts her head slowly.

"Yes! That!" I snap my fingers, turning to them. "Have you seen it, Franke? I simply cannot go without it, not today! I will not have another chance at doing something such as this for a while! Ooh-. The lab's a mess still. Where's the clean-up crew from yesterday?! Did they not clean up yesterday's experiment yet?!"

"U-Uh, no, sir." Franke solemnly shakes her head. She's wearing a black, buttoned suit like most other rabbit, but also safety goggles and a red tie, as well as a purple hakama since a skirt is not appropriate for a laboratory. Her hair is red like an apple and her eyes are just as red. Her ears are stitched towards the top. A result of a lab incident, not because of abuse.

As for myself-

"Then where are they?! "

-I am dressed how I usually do whenever I'm both inside the lab and outside. A black, long-sleeved - and large-sleeved at that - yukata, white gloves, a dark - I say dark but it's more blue-and-black - headdress, and a pure white haori. The headdress keeps my hair contained for when I'm actively experimenting and working, as to not accidentally contaminate my work. The gloves are more akin to medical gloves in that regard as well. I keep them on to keep my hands soft too. 

On the back of my haori and yukata, however, is a pattern bearing resemblance to an ume tree. I always liked those trees. There was something about them that stuck out to me... Perhaps from my more youthful days as a poet. I vividly remember sitting beneath one and writing my poems quite often. I still write poems underneath the ume trees we have here in the Capital, at times. Mostly out of boredom. There's also a bull head emblazoned on my yukata and haori, above where my heart would be. I like bulls as well.

"...I don't know. I think they skipped out on it." The rabbit winces. She and I are the only ones inside of my lab at this particular moment, but I am expecting guests. The King of Hell is one of them, King Typhon and two goddesses who happen to be his friends, if I am not mistaken. Lunar Sage Kishin should be with them. I particularly requested their presence for this purpose. I saw an opportunity. A great opportunity, at that. A chance to finally finish the first stage of my most recent project!

I had heard King Typhon was a Creationist Naga, as well as a pure human - or perhaps an amanojaku that thinks it's a human like Lunar Sage Kishin believes he is. Amanojaku always were strange, they were pure. Contradictory to their own existence, despite being rife with impurities, they were entirely pure by our society's standards. An intriguing topic for study, I suppose. One I can look into at a later date.

But for right now, finding that blood synthesis is more important! It is of the utmost importance, in fact! Perhaps I can impress Gaia with the completion of this first project? Maybe I could gain the favour of Lord Tsukuyomi, work my way higher up the hierarchy so I'm not viewed as just a 'mad scientist'. There is always a method to madness!

That rabbit - Franke - is another one of my experiments. One that is very dear to me. She was the first of Sabaton's children. Or, well, offspring is more accurate. Clone? Clone, yes. The moon rabbits today, as we know them, exist thanks to a collaboration between myself and Yagokoro-Omoikane. Franke was one of the first few out of the very first batch, and one of the even fewer that wasn't outright a defect and a blemish. And one of the few of the first that survive to today.

...Although, if I knew what would become of the moon rabbits today, I never would have engaged in collaboration with Yagokoro. My creations - my children - don't exist to hurt others. People know this.

...

Except for the first nue. And all of the other nue that followed it as I tried to perfect it further. They liked terrorising people for fun because nobody - except myself - knows what they really are. They're endearing. Awfully cute, as well, for what are essentially eldritch abominations.

The kotobuki was another of my creations. One I'm fond of, since it's the only one that turned out decently, even if it was just another chimera in the eyes of our people, it was progress! Progress I like! Progress I should take to heart and cherish!

And the research I got from studying the kotobuki over its development led me to another creation - the Moon's first fairy. Yes, I created a fairy, but that fairy was pristine. Perfect. Pure. Err... some other synonyms of those words. It had access to every nature, a collaboration with a very close partner of mine. It yielded satisfactory results. Well, I say 'satisfactory', but it was much, much more than that! Any progress is good progress in my eyes, even if it seems detrimental. All for the good of everything, as I like to think.

...Even if creating a sentient being isn't entirely... ethical, I'm the only person that can be trusted to carry these deeds out. I, at least, care for the beings I can create, I can't say the same for other people. Franke, the various nue I've come to make, the kotobuki, that one fairy, they all exist thanks to my superb intellect and studies. If it weren't for that, they would not exist. Truly fantastical beasts, they are, for they were made by me!

On the topic of Franke, that wasn't always her name. It was Shiro before, but I renamed her 'Shiro Franke' after learning of that... what was it again? That mad scientist, Victor Frankenstein, from that one Earth novel? The one that made that monster through the usage of lightning?

I think that's what it was. The Earth book 'Frankenstein' inspired me a little. Particularly during, err, the creation of that fairy I mentioned, but also when giving Franke her second name. Her original name just meant 'white'. Shiro. Shiro means white, in contrast to Sabaton's first name, Curo, which means black. 

But even so... "Blast it all, I can't find it. Honestly, why would it go missing when I need it the most?"

"I did see some of the Spyglass Ravi messing around with a strange device earlier, but I didn't know what it was, sir, so I didn't press them on it." Franke tells me. I look over to her again as I reach around in another box.

"Then why didn't you stop them regardless? " I ask her, whipping my head around frantically. Need to find that synthesiser... 

"...I dunno?"

Ugh-. Of course.

...I never described my laboratory, did I?

Why did I word it like that? Hmm. Peculiar, but unimportant. My laboratory is... expansive. Messy, littered with various sterile white tables. There's a sterile white floor, walls, and ceiling. Very sterile. Has to be that way, as to not taint any of my creations when I conceive them.

Or, perhaps, it's just for that lab-like vibe. I like the colour white. Infinite in nature, like the number zero. Light is typically white and shades of it through different 'lenses'. Everything is white, when you think about it, even the blackest of nights.

There's a lot of glass tubes, as well. Large ones, not test tubes. They're more like 'conception chambers' if anything, if I'm developing any sort of life or experimenting. They're ethical, however. I constantly converse with them as to not leave them entirely alone, if the Spyglass Ravi aren't doing it.

However, there's only two active at the moment. One is labelled 'Project Fukinkona', inside of it is a girl with long, black hair in a hime cut, sound asleep. Very humanoid. One may take it for a human, too, if it weren't for the angelic-looking fairy wings, another pair of chicken-like wings, the tusks of a boar, rabbit ears, and the snake-like tail. I took some inspiration from both the nue and kotobuki for her. She is my magnum opus - my best creation yet. The snake tail comes from the nue, the ears from a particular moon rabbit, whilst the wings come from the kotobuki. The fairy wings obviously come from the fairy.

Whilst this would be weird because, of course, she has no clothes on, she's covered in... some kind of green slime. I'm honestly not quite sure what that substance even is, personally. Preservation gel perhaps? I'm... genuinely unsure. I always meant to ask my supplier but even they didn't seem sure what it was...

Well, nondescript green goop aside, Fukinkona is... unique, when compared to my other projects. For you see, I gathered various traces of... what was the word Yagokoro-Omoikane used again? 'DNA'? I think it was DNA. It was an abbreviation of something silly. It's just genetic material.

But even so, I gathered traces of genetic material, scraped it from the Lunar Surface myself, from various impure beings who came to the Moon time and time again. Of course I took absolute safety in doing so. I couldn't risk tainting my purity now, could I? I even used some from the nue and kotobuki, as well as Franke, hence the more animalistic features. But primarily, I focused on youkai and human material to build her body up over time.

Progress on it has been... decent, but she is not ready yet. She's still lacking two things - overflowing purity and something to prevent her from breaking apart once she's outside of the chamber, something to constantly recreate her body with...

...The life essence of a creator fulfills those two 'somethings'.

As for the second chamber? It's actually containing something I have no clue about, that I've been trying to make heads or tails of for quite a while now. It's... some kind of fish thing. It's humanoid, but it has a fish tail. It just appeared one day in the Sea of Tranquility, out of the blue in fact, without an impurity in sight. Which is bizarre. That's certainly a youkai, but it is no amanojaku. Youkai are the embodiment of impurity. That thing is not. It's pure.

It's mouth isn't like a normal human mouth. It's more akin to a bird-like beak. Not that I've seen a bird in person, but I have seen pictures of the Earth's animals. It's like a mermaid, but not quite. It has three legs. Or... tail-fins? I've talked with it a few times. It identified itself as an 'amabie', whatever that may be because I've never heard of such a thing all my life. It keeps giving me strange prophecies in exchange for taking care of it... I must certainly study it.

She's asleep for right now, though. She has blue, flowing hair and a black scale-like dress. She said her name was 'Fukai Isan'. Certainly an intriguing specimen. One I'm keeping around for personal reasons. She can only really live inside of there when I think about it. There is the Sea of Tranquility, but the Watatsukis don't want to risk releasing her. If one asks me, they just don't want to bother with her. I like the company anyway, having somebody to talk to that isn't just another Lunarian or moon rabbit is, to say the very least, different and refreshing.

Other than that, my lab is clean. Or at least, the floors are. Some of the tables are rather unclean and unorganised, but that's due to some Spyglass Ravi slacking off.

Hmm. "Franke? Be a dear and find that blood synthesiser for me, would you? I have to prepare for the guests and there genuinely isn't much time...Oh-. And if my expected guests appear, let them in. Chop chop, Franke."

"...Yes, Lord Tamashi." Franke bows her head, even giving a little salute, before beginning her search. She starts looking in things I was looking through before - boxes, cabinets, drawers - just about anything that could be classified as a 'container'.

I decide to move over to the cleanest table there is available, quickly taking off any loose research equipment and putting it aside, cleaning it down with a nearby cloth and some lunar sake. Believe it or not, lunar sake has a very good cleaning aspect to it. It's akin to what modern humans would call... bleach. Whatever that is, I have no clue. Some chemical agent, perhaps. It's a shame I did not live in the modern era of the world, when I was still a human myself...

But if I didn't live in the past, then I wouldn't be a god of academics now, would I? 

I organise a few scattered papers into a neat stack - I'll have to comb through those later and see their contents before properly organising them - and pull over a machine - one of my own mechanical creations - and slip it on the table, pouring some water in from a nearby container.

...That device is both a blessing and a curse. It's a machine that makes any type of tea. Some earthlings sent my way before had said that it looked like a 'coffee machine', whatever coffee is. This just makes green tea of any flavour. It even materialises cups out of thin air... somehow. Inexplicable technology, ho...

The reason I say it's a curse, however, is because there are far too many flavours for my liking. It's annoying trying to decide on a single flavour to have, and I don't like too many flavours in one cup. Spoils the taste and ruins my tastebuds.

Primarily there's peach flavour - that's my go-to - but there's also a mango flavour which... ech. That whole kerfuffle between Niriti and Kishin that resulted in a singular mango appearing on the lunar surface still has me very confused and questioning my own existence. Just one mango. How.

Ah, what else can I-. Senbeis, right. Can't have tea without a light snack, yes? I grab a dinner plate and a few senbeis, stacking them up carefully upon it as I place the plate in the middle of the table.

...Now that should be everything... Splendid, this is going well. Quite well, in fact. All according to... what was the word? Plan? Hm. Maybe I should plan more often...

I don't tend to plan when I create. I just go for it and hope for the best. Maybe that's why I failed so many times when I made that many nue exist all at the same time... I still think the most recent one I made is fully complete however, so there probably isn't a need for me to touch up on the nue ever again. Many sleepless nights is what it cost me...

I do hope they come back to visit me sometime, however. As much of a menace as they were, I was the only person they really listened to.

...Mostly because I created them but still.

That reminds me... It's considered 'unforgivable' to create sentient life. Taboo, perhaps. Maybe it's because those with low wisdom would abuse and manipulate the fact they can create life to do more harm than good. 

Not me however. I strive for nothing but to understand what it means to be alive. If it means nurturing and developing youkai, so be it. If it means creating abominations of various traits, then that's fine with me. My only desire from doing this is knowledge. And knowledge alone. 

...I produce a mirror from my pocket and stare into it. My face - my golden eyes and space-black hair - stares back at me. Great responsibility is required to handle this potential to create life. I am wise. I have always been wise. I will always-.

"Lord Tamashi, the guests are here!" I hear Franke call for me, snapping my thoughts from me. Blast it. I'll choose another time to monologue then, I suppose. A pity. I was getting into that one too... 

And I still don't have that synthesiser! Genuinely, why must the primordial gods frown down upon me today...?

I suppose all I can do now is rely on Franke to fetch that synthesiser for me... Damned rabbits and their playful nature. Why did they give me some of the most lively ones? I would have settled better for quieter rabbits...

...Then again I don't suppose quiet rabbits are entirely common, are they? Hrmm. Bothersome, to be sure.

Now I just need to-

"Doctor Tenjin, I take it?"

-wait for my guests. Ah. Here we are. Good.

I look over - mostly because they used the wrong title to address me as, for in here it's Doctor Tamashi, not 'Doctor Tenjin' - and spot four people. Lunar Sage Kishin is one of them.

As for the other three people, I've not seen them whatsoever in my-... Actually, no. I've seen the one in the green-yellow outfit before, with the apron and headdress, the purple eyes and blue hair. Mostly from a sculpture Lord Tsukuyomi himself showed me a long time ago, of one of his distant relatives.

If I'm not mistaken, that's... Haniyamahime, yes? An offspring of Izanami, one of the two last primordial gods. Fascinating. As for how I knew that was her, well I know what she looks like for one. For another reason, it was all of the sculpting tools. Haniyamahime is a goddess of pottery and ceramics, so that's a rather dead giveaway.

The other two, however, I have no clue of. I can sense strong divinity in one, but not in the other. They're both walking rainbows, however. Literally, their clothes have every colour of the rainbow - barring purple in the case of the male - and I can't detect any impurity from them. It is just as Kishin reported it, then. The King of Hell has no harmful impurities, like Tsukuyomi and Sabaton initially did.

I take it the blue-haired one is a companion of King Typhon's, however. I have no idea who she could be, but she is of divine status. Rainbows do signify the joining of the Heavens and Earth, albeit for a brief period. I do have the strange feeling that I've seen her before when I was still a human, but I don't remember where... Hrm. Peculiar. That'll be eating away at my mind for a while, I can be sure of that.

But the blond is... something else entirely. He has no divinity I can sense, he's actually rather ordinary, but I can tell he certainly is a Naga - a Creationist at that. Perhaps even a Pure Creationist. There's a key difference that allows one to tell apart a regular, imperfect Creationist and a Pure Creationist, and that's the fact a Pure Creationist seems ordinary everywhere else. Imperfect Creationists always try to make themselves look extravagant and over the top. A normal Creationist is much more fascinating to me than somebody who tries their hardest to be flashy.

That, and Pure Creationists always look extremely calm. Even when they look ridiculous. Typhon seems to be wearing some bizarre outfit, consisting of a short-sleeved, four-coloured shirt with red, blue, green, and yellow being the main colours, as well as black-white shorts, blue ribbons, strange-looking gloves, a pure lotus and lily attached to both of his ears, and... his blonde hair's braided into a donut with a purple ornament sitting in the ring.

...Although, I get the distinct sense of danger for some reason. It happens whenever I stare at that ornament in his hair, that keeps it tied together in a... what was the word, donut? 

It's peculiar. I wonder what gives me that feeling of dread...?

The one that addressed me as 'Doctor Tenjin' was also the blonde, meaning he was the one that spoke.

Hm, no matter. "Doctor Tamashi, actually." I address them, bowing my head respectfully. "But in any case, welcome to my lab. I can assure you, it isn't usually this untidy. The clean-up crew I had assigned for cleaning up experiments and studies from yesterday skipped out on it and I seem to have misplaced some of my equipment. Today hasn't been exactly the luckiest of days for me, though I do appreciate you taking time out of your presumably very busy day to visit me."

"...You do tend to be a clean freak more often than not." Kishin addresses me with a wry grin.

"Important items to my studies go missing if this place isn't organised." I counter, gesturing around. "It's why I despise uncleanliness. It's easy to lose track of things."

"It's like something out of a science-fiction novel..." I hear the blue-haired one address my laboratory, looking around in slight awe.

"Really does." King Typhon - or at least I assume the blonde is King Typhon - agrees, folding his arms.

"...Science what?" Haniyamahime glances at them in confusion.

"I'll tell you about it later." King Typhon addresses her as well. They know each other, hm? Intriguing, given the fact that King Typhon is a child of the old gods, particularly Izanagi, whilst Haniyamahime came to be because of Izanami's death. There's a distinct irony in that.

"...Very well then." Haniyamahime accepts this, looking around as well. "...It reminds me of my home in the Primate Spirit Garden, in a way."

Hrmm. "I have no clue what science-fiction is. Even then, this is not fiction, all of this is very much real." I look at Fukinkona and then Fukai. "...Including those two. Would you care for some tea?"

"Oh, that sounds nice, actually." Typhon grins softly. "Green tea?"

"Mmm." I look at the tea device... thing. Inexplicable technology is still inexplicable. That thing even creates cups out of nowhere, somehow... "Any flavour of it, in fact."

"That certainly sounds... unique." Haniyamahime expresses intrigue in the device. "Is this an invention of your own design?"

"No. I have no idea where it came from or why it even exists." I blink slowly at the tea machine. "Personally, it's very annoying to use."

"How so? I'd kill for something like that." Typhon tilts his head. "Err-. Not literally, but you know what I mean."

"It is convenient if you want tea, but personally, there are far too many flavours - in fact I think it has every type of flavour known to us Lunarians and mankind alike - to make a sound decision. Did I mention it does flavours?" I glance back at him calmly.

"...No, but..." The blue-haired walking rainbow tilts her head at it curiously. "That sounds more like a blessing than a curse."

"Yeah, really." Typhon agrees, clicking his tongue. "Also, sure, I'll have some tea. Lemon flavour, if that's a thing it can do."

"I just said-... Nevermind." I shake my head and sigh. "Yes, that 'is a thing it can do'."

"Mmm... I think I'm gonna have wakoucha..." The blue-haired woman nods slowly.

"Tencha for me." Haniyamahime requests as well. I see. Thank goodness nobody asked about the mango flavour...

"I see..." I register what they asked then go to make it on the tea machine, whilst glancing over at Kishin. "And you, Kishin?"

"Matcha." Kishin bluntly replies, then looks over to the preservation pods as I begin handing out the cups of tea. The cups are... what do humans call them? Plastic? Plastic. "...I was aware of your current project, but where did that mermaid come from...?"

"She recently appeared in the Sea of Tranquility." I fold my arms as I keep looking at it. "I still can't make heads or tails of her. That Spatialnen, Koryoku I believe, found her on one of her weekly expeditions to fully map out the Far Side of the Moon. She brought it to the Watatsukis, who then brought it to me. Did... they not tell you?"

"...No." Sagume deadpans. Ah. Of course they wouldn't. Blasted princesses... "I thought you would have inferred they didn't. "

"Is that... hold on." Typhon stares at Fukai for a few moments, snapping his fingers. "Is that an amabie?"

"...You've heard of her kind?" I glance at him in surprise, but quickly remove said look upon realising that Pure Creationists tend to be very wise and well-versed in some oddly specific knowledge. He seems to be very in the know-how on mythology, by that logic...

"Oh, yes, an amabie. I've seen a few myself." Haniyamahime speaks up, tilting her head. "They're not terribly common in the Primate Spirit Garden, but they do exist in the Sanzu River I believe. They're a variant of the amabiko, if you know what those are."

...Ah, a subspecies of amabiko. I see... "I wasn't aware such a subspecies existed. Hmm."

"That's probably due to their rarity. They don't appear in front of others very often, but when they do, they give a prophecy and can even protect others from illness. Less of a youkai, more of a minor deity. Or at least, that's what I know." Typhon squints at Fukai for a few seconds. "I've met a kudan before, which can tell similar prophecies, but the difference is that one's a mermaid and the other's a cow."

"I see... It lacked impurity when they found it in the Sea of Tranquility." I pull out a notebook from my yukata's pocket, as well as a pencil, and quickly scribble this information down for later. I must ask Fukai about her origins. "Although, considering the fact it could be considered a deity, that could very well be the explanation. I appreciate the input."

"...Koryoku found it in the Sea of Tranquility?" Sagume raises a brow at this. Ah, yes, that's right. There's a distinct trait about the Sea of Tranquility that makes this all so very strange...

"What's weird about that?" The blue-haired god - the one that isn't Haniyamahime - glances at the sage. 

"There's no life in the Sea of Tranquility. Not usually, anyway." I cut in to explain, raising my finger so Sagume doesn't have to. Can't have her speaking too much and accidentally changing the facts now, can we? "Not even insects. The only sentient life on the Moon is us Lunarians and the moon rabbits. No animals. Nothing in or out of the waters. Which makes the amabie's presence... confusing to me. She is pleasant to converse with, but something about her existence irks me in a strange - but not negative - way. Perhaps it's my fondness for studying and academics. Rest assured I am thoroughly studying her, Kishin."

"...I never said you weren't." Sagume stares blankly at me. Ah, well, I suppose she didn't when I think back on it, but better safe than sorry. 

"So... why is she in there?" Typhon decides to ask me a very good question, staring at the chamber in intrigue.

"The Watatsukis 'don't want to risk her tainting the lunar surface'. Blasphemy, I say." I huff at the thought. "I've touched her myself and she did not damage my immortality whatsoever."

"...You did what. " Sagume stares at me seriously. "Why? You know the risks associated with-."

"I don't care what the Watatsukis say, I am a god of intelligence and academics. I cannot learn without actual contact with a specimen." I shut that down very quickly. "...Many people know me as a Lunarian, but I am actually a kami. I'm immortal and pure regardless, Kishin."

"...I see. I'll make sure to avoid mentioning that then." Sagume accepts this, slouching her shoulders as she shakes her head, muttering something inaudible. I care not for what she just muttered.

"I want to know what those... capsule things are, as a matter of fact." The blue-haired god tilts her head.

"Containment chambers." I respond bluntly. "Mostly to store subjects for further study, in the odd chance they prove a threat to the lunar surface's trait of being a Pure Land. Have you noticed something about that trait at all?"

"Uh... no?" Typhon looks between his two companions, both of which seem just as clueless. Ah.

"Well, the Sea of Tranquility - and this side of the Moon as a whole - is what you might consider a 'Pure Land'. There's no such thing as life or death here. Nothing ages or gets sick whilst here. Including you three." I elaborate, calmly humming a little tune to myself.

"When you mention it, I did feel something off..." Haniyamahime furrows her brows. "...but I didn't know what it was until now."

"Yeah..." The blue-haired god also agrees. They felt it but didn't know what it was? Hmm. Intriguing. Typhon seemed completely oblivious... Very interesting.

"I've also been meaning to ask..." Speaking of Typhon, he looks over to Fukinkona's chamber. Ah. Yes. I was meaning to point that out... "...what's that thing, exactly...?"

...Everybody else looks over to it. Sounds of intrigue follow, but Kishin seems surprised. "Tamashi, is that-?"

"It is." I grin at their intrigue in Fukinkona. "That's one of my creations, a chimera by the name of Fukinkona. It was made with my previous creations in mind, such as the kotobuki, nue, the first lunar fairy, the moon rabbits... It's a combination of all four successful projects."

"Hold on, you made the moon rabbits?" Typhon raises his brows.

"Impressed, hm? Well, I did so in collaboration with Yagokoro-Omoikane. You may know her as Eirin, if you've met her in Gensokyo. She and I still talk, from time to time. Mostly through sending letters between my personal emissary, Franke. You met her when you came in, yes?" I glance back at them.

"The rabbit with the red hair?" Haniyamahime asks, to get a swift nod from myself in confirmation. "We did. She greeted us at the door and it looked like she was searching for an object..."

"It's an important piece of equipment that some of the Spyglass Ravi misplaced. As useful as they are as lab assistants, they can be unruly." I sigh out in frustration, snapping my fingers. "Hence the messiness, as I said before."

"Huh." Typhon's eyes visibly gloss over everything noteworthy, but his gaze lingers on Fukinkona for a moment. "So, that thing, Fukinkona, right...?"

"Yes? What about her?" I clap my hands together. I really must set a good impression for these people, this is one of my few chances to influence something...

"You made her all by yourself? With no help outside of the moon rabbits?" He asks me, visibly impressed.

"No, none at all. I am a scholar, after all. My wisdom and intellect are practically unparalleled in any living organism you may know of." Calmly, I gesture around. "Everything that seems out of place was made by myself. The technology and adaptability of the impure intrigue me to no end, especially since the years I've not been on the Earth..."

"...Do you miss it? The Earth, I mean." He asks me next, slowly furrowing his brows.

...I pause on his question, then purse my lips. Do I? Hrmm. It is a hard question... "I am content with my current life as a Lunarian deity, although... I do miss the Earth sometimes, perhaps out of a sense of nostalgia."

"You were wrongly exiled when you were still a human, Michizane-san. Perhaps it's because of regret...?" The rainbow-clad one addresses me by my earthen name.

"...Hah. Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time." I tilt my head back and laugh. "Sugawara no Michizane is but a man of who I once was. These days I am better known as Tasaina Tenjin Tamashi. But, perhaps, you may be right, ichigami. There were many things I had no choice but to leave behind on the Earth because of my rival."

"Mmm..." Kishin stares at me. I stare back, albeit briefly. Then she decides to ask something herself. "...Project Fukinkona, however... Is it almost completed?"

"Yes, almost. It's in the... err..." I scratch the back of my head for a moment. "...latter stages of phase one. There's just something I'm missing, and I do know what it is, so there's no need to speculate."

"Hmm..." Haniyamahime seems intrigued as well, then she turns to Typhon. "It reminds me of when I first made Mayumi, honestly, but far more complicated."

"That's probably because that Fukinkona thing is fully organic, and not made from ceramics, Keiki." Typhon snorts. Ceramics?

"What was that? Ceramics?" I decide to press on that before I don't get a chance to. "You have made sentient life also...?"

"I am a creator god, but particularly of ceramics, yes. I give the gift of life to my idols, my haniwa, to make them fully sentient and individual. No two haniwa are the same."

"Hrmm. Intriguing. Such is to be expected of one of the children of the primordial gods." Slowly, I nod a few times to myself.

"But what are you missing to finish the... first phase, did you say?" Typhon decides to ask me another, very good question. It's ironic he asks that, honestly.

"I'm curious as well, what're you missing...?" Kishin seems just as confused. Ah, right, I ever elaborated to her, did I? I've only elaborated on what I need to Lord Tsukuyomi, Niriti, and... him. Rototsuki. I cannot trust anybody else with this information but those three, the first for very obvious reasons since he's always invested in my work.

...I believe milord is as hopeful as I am that Project Fukinkona is a resounding success, honestly...

But, in any case. "What I need is the life essence of a creator, that's all. God or human, it doesn't particularly matter, just somebody with the power to create will do."

"The... life essence?" The rainbow-clad ichigami shoots a worried glance at Typhon. Clearly they know what I'm getting at here...

"E-Erm, Lord Tamashi, I found it." And, just at that moment, Franke walks up, the blood synthesiser in hand.

"...A syringe?" Typhon eyes it for a moment. "That's... surprisingly normal."

"...It is?" I double-take at him whilst receiving the... 'syringe' from Franke, as the rabbit then walks away to do other things. "Is that what humans call this piece of equipment...? Hrmm. Perhaps they aren't mindless down there..."

"They really aren't." He shakes his head in denial. The others do as well.

...What have I missed down there?

"But still, the life essence of a creator..." Typhon stares at his own arm. "I assume you're talking about me, right?"

"Yes, a Creationist Naga." I nod slowly. "Please, won't you indulge me? I can assure you, I have no ill-intention behind this. Project Fukinkona isn't supposed to be a harmful project either. In fact, it's more to breathe new life into the world. You don't have to agree, I can always try find another means to complete the first stage..."

"I'd be willing to lend some of my life essence, actually." Haniyamahime speaks up, calmly crossing her arms. "Remember, I'm a creator god."

"Oh, yes, yours would probably do as well." I suppose I can settle for the essence of a creator god instead of a Creationist Naga... 

"...Hmm..." Typhon furrows his brows as he moves to sip some of his tea finally. The others have, but he hasn't until now. He's debating it... That's a good sign. Then, after a moment, he stops drinking his lemon tea. "I don't mind lending some aid however, if it's not for bad reasons. Are you sure you have that thing under control, though?"

"Yes, certainly. She cannot learn if I am not present." I hum quietly as I stare at Fukinkona's chamber for several minutes.

"Oh, I get what you're talking about." The blue-haired ichigami grins wryly at Typhon.

"...You're the only one who would, really." Typhon returns the grin with the same exact expression. Those two are strange... It's as if they were made for each other.

"I still don't understand you two fully, but..." Haniyamahime wryly grins between the two of them.

"Hrmm, yes, you can have these moments later." I raise from my seat to approach Typhon, syringe in hand... It's a blood synthesiser, but nonetheless, I suppose. It's pedantics anyway... "You and I both know that you don't exactly have the most time to spare. I should honestly consider myself lucky that Lord Tsukuyomi permitted you to come see me. And, I'm imagining that he'll request to see you quite soon, so it's for the best if we get this over with now rather than later..."

"Ah, true." Typhon glances at his arm, then exposes it to me. Hrrm, blood from the upper arm would most likely work the best... More muscles there, to my knowledge, and by extension, more life essence.

He's also strangely fearless towards needles. I know some Lunarians who cower at the sight of them, for some bizarre reason... Ah well, no matter. What's more important is that I get this done now rather than later.

So, as such, I drew some blood from his upper arm. He grits his teeth, most likely so it doesn't hurt as much - even if you don't really feel anything from needles outside of the initial prick - when I draw the red liquid of life.

"Yes, this will do." I tap the syringe in my hand a few times, eyeing the amount of blood in there. "That should be enough to sustain Fukinkona's continued existence."

"Mmm... In the case it doesn't, here." Haniyamahime tosses a small charm-like object towards me. "Keep that on you if it shows signs of deterioration. If it works for my haniwa, it'll work for other artificial organisms as well."

"My thanks." I pocket the charm and clear my throat. "Now then, you're most likely better off going now to meet Lord Tsukuyomi, Typhon. I have a lot of work to be doing. I will, however, request to contact you once the first stage of Project Fukinkona is ready to be marked as complete."

"I'd like that." Typhon glances at Kishin, who sighs.

"I suppose I could try and arrange for it..." Kishin reveals she's going to allow me contact with Typhon. Ah, very good then. "In any case, he is right though... Around now is the time Lord Tsukuyomi requested me to bring you to the Jade Palace, Rajime."

That's his name? Rajime? Hrmm. Would've done me well to ask their names earlier... Ah well, there's always next time should they ever visit again.

"But I've not finished my tea..." Haniyamahime stares down at the plastic cup of tea.

"They're plastic, so you can take it with you." Rajime - or Typhon I suppose - tells her casually, picking up his cup as well. "You can chuck them in a bin any time you're done with it."

"Oh, that certainly sounds useful. Hmm." Haniyamahime is astounded by the fact plastic exists. There is something strangely amusing about that...

"Hah, right. Anyways." The blonde turns to focus on me again, waving with one hand. "We'll talk another time, Tasaina. You seem like an interesting guy, honestly."

"I'm honoured you think of me that highly. I am but a scholar seeking to further his knowledge." I awkwardly cough, turning to face Fukinkona's chamber, approaching it with a blood-filled syringe in hand. There's a little slot on it about the size of a needle. The chamber she's developing in is special, it's one I modified by hand to allow her continued growth.

"Right. Well, I'll be seeing you then. Keep me updated on that project of yours, as well as the amabie." Typhon turns and moves to head out, sipping from his cup as Kishin, Haniyamahime, and that blue-haired god follow behind him.

...I focus on Fukinkona's sleeping form and smile. "This really will work out in the end, then. All for the greater good of impure and pure coexistence, as I like to believe."

Click.

"I think I might like that project of yours more than you do, doctor."

...

 


Later... (Rajime POV)

 

Our trip through the rest of the Lunar Capital, towards where Lord Tsukuyomi wishes to meet me, was brief and quiet. Once we were outside of the building in question - the Jade Palace if I'm not mistaken - Chima and Keiki were asked to wait outside, which is understandable. Lord Tsukuyomi only wishes to see me and me alone. The Watatsukis'll also be there, whoever they really are, but even Sagume wasn't allowed in...

I was the only one who was. I was handed over to the Jade Guard, Tsukuyomi's own elites, and escorted through the halls of the palace. All I have to say is that it's very... extravagant. Not many people walk the halls, it was very deathly silent. Not a soul in sight, outside of myself and the Jade Guard.

But still... I have this foreboding feeling of dread after we left Tasaina's lab. I hope he's alright and nothing happened the moment we left... One can only imagine.

"King Typhon. The Watatsukis and Lord Tsukuyomi await your presence inside of this door here." The one leading the escort, this brown-haired rabbit with a solemn attitude whose name I've come to learn to be 'Asura' nods once in a very soldier-like way. Like most high-ranking moon rabbits, such as the Fortuna Hares, the Jade Guard wear very formal suit shirts, ties with moons embroidered on them, and long skirts. They're noticeably more well-equipped than any normal moon rabbit soldier, too...

"Ah, um, thank you." I appreciatively smile and watch as they open the door for me.

"It sounds like our guest of honour has finally arrived." And, once the door's fully opened, the first thing I hear is a firm, particularly masculine voice. That has to be Tsukuyomi, I assume...

"...So it would seem." A particularly wary, hesitant feminine voice replies...

"Oh, come on, Yori. You worry too much sometimes." And right after, there's a much calmer, laidback-sounding female voice. That's the one that weirds me out the most...

"I worry because there's an enemy in the Lunar Capital in the same room as us." Yori, as the first feminine voice was named, elaborates as to why she sounds so hesitant. "Who's to say this isn't an elaborate ploy to gather all of the Moon's highest-ranking officials in one place in an attempt of vengeance?"

"Were you not the one who jumped to the conclusion of sending one of the Phantom Ravi after him? I believe you're merely overreacting, Yorihime. Stand down." The masculine voice tells her. So that's Yorihime, then...

I walk into the room proper. "I'm sorry if I'm late, at all. I got rather... err... sidetracked with Tamashi and a few other things..."

"See, he's polite as well." The other feminine voice giggles. "Honestly, Yori, you really do worry too much sometimes, and I think you just need to relax."

"...I can't relax whilst there's an envoy from Hell in the room with us. Something's going to go wrong, I can feel it." Yorihime responds dryly. "Besides, sister, you should know what I'm feeling as well."

"I know what you mean, but at the same time, I also know I'll be more than enough to quell anything unsavoury." Her sister responds. So that's Toyohime, I take it... There's genuinely something about her that feels off to me, but I don't know what it is.

"Mmm." The masculine voice hums calmly, before sighing. "Now then, silence, the both of you."

"Yes, Lord Tsukuyomi." They both reply simultaneously, going quiet as I fully enter and get a look at them, the Jade Guard shutting the door behind me.

I may as well speak up on Yorihime first. She has light purple hair - maybe pink when I look closer - tied into a ponytail with a yellow ribbon and her eyes are brown. She reminds me of Trish for some reason. She's wearing a dark red dress, with only one strap going over her right shoulder, over a short-sleeved white blouse. She's also wearing some kind of loose belt with a gold sword-shaped buckle... and she has a pristine-looking sword as well.

...Her face seems incredibly solemn. Serious. She's staring straight at me with a gaze that I swear can thaw even the iciest of facades... It's seriously scary. Yeesh.

As for the other one, Toyohime if I recall, she seems... incredibly aloof and nonchalant about all of this, in very stark contrast to Yorihime. She's blonde like I am, albeit her hair is far sandier in colour than mine is, and her eyes are golden. Perhaps mirroring Yorihime, she has a dark blue dress with only one strap going over her left shoulder, on top of a white long-sleeved blouse. Like Yorihime, she also has a loose belt with a gold mirror-shaped buckle... Oh, and she has this white bonnet on with a red ribbon. That's it, really-... Wait, no, she's holding a closed fan. I wonder why.

Now, as for Lord Tsukuyomi, he seems incredibly formal and relaxed. His hair is as black as the night sky and his eyes are golden, much like Toyohime's. He has some strange copper-like crown on, and behind him is a red, translucent veil that wraps between his arms and torso. He's holding an orb that resembles the Moon in his hands. He's wearing a pale blue robe that resembles a yukata - or maybe a kimono when I think about it - and green hakama beneath. There are distinct red frills along the hems of his clothing including multiple red ribbons.

Even then, he's surrounded by this odd smoke-like substance. Well, I say smoke, but it's some kind of gas that I don't know what it is.

Needless to say, I feel extremely out of place, yet at the same time, I also don't for some bizarre reason.

The room itself is... simple. There's shimenawa lining the walls intricately and, otherwise, it's a very plain room. There's a table. Chairs. That's it, really. It's more akin to a meeting room than anything else... Lord Tsukuyomi is sat at the furthest edge of the table, whilst Toyohime and Yorihime are midway between the chair meant for me - the one closest to the door - and Tsukuyomi's own seat. Probably for safety reasons, I'm imagining...

"...Apologies for speaking again, Lord Tsukuyomi, but I need to ask something now." Yorihime glances at me in confusion, then Tsukuyomi. "...This is the King of Hell?"

"Were you not the one who made the initial report on him?" Tsukuyomi returned with a raised brow.

"No. That was Toyohime's doing. I was too busy training the emissaries at the time the reports came in." Yorihime denied, then looked over to her sister inquisitively. "...You were the one who wrote that report, weren't you...?"

"Hmm? Oh, I think I recall doing that, when you mention it..." Toyohime smiles awkwardly, tilting her head back in thought. What is it with her? Why does she give me such a weird feeling...?

"Ah." Tsukuyomi tutted and shook his head. "...Although, Yorihime, I figured you would at least read a report as important as that as well, surely?"

Yorihime blinked slowly and crossed her arms. "I skimmed through the important information. And only the important information, at that. Nothing unnecessary that I don't need to retain."

"And because of you doing only that, you jumped to the conclusion he was an enemy through and through, incapable of peace. Clearly you were wrong in that rash judgement." Tsukuyomi closes his eyes, adjusting his hold on that Moon orb.

"...My apologies." Yorihime briefly scowled, shaking her head. "I was foolish, of course."

"Like I say, Yori, you take things far too seriously~." Toyohime giggles at her sister's serious nature, putting the tip of her closed fan to her lips.

"But if I do not take matters such as this seriously, then we risk the entirety of our civilisation as we know it, sister."

"I think you're just overthinking things."

...I decide to take a seat because standing around like an astounded idiot won't do me any good here, of course. "Thank you for having me, if I can say something... I'm King Typhon, Rajime to those affiliated with me, the representative of the people of Hell."

"...Despite your attire, you seem well-mannered." Yorihime narrows her eyes at me, immediately snapping her gaze away from her sister. She did that so fast I didn't even see a blur... That's seriously impressive. "Tell me, you're a descendant of the creator, Izanagi-no-Mikoto, aren't you? You certainly don't act like it."

"Oh, ignore Yori, she's just grumpy like usual." Toyohime gives me a reassuring grin. That's... one way of putting it.

...Yorihime proceeds to silently stare at Toyohime. Just... staring. That's it. There's literally nothing else to the stare she's making, it's purely a stare and nothing more, I can't even tell what's behind that stare... 

...Tsukuyomi looks between the two worriedly for a brief moment, then clears his throat, focusing on me. "Believe me, it's a pleasure to have one of my own estranged descendants in my own home. Don't allow the words of anybody else to make you think otherwise, Rajime-san."

"Of course." I calmly place my hands together and rest them on my lap. I would take off my hat, but I don't have it on because, well, I have that hair ornament on instead, and my hair's braided so having the hat on would screw it up. "You invited me over here to talk terms regarding peace between Hell and the Lunar Capital, yes?"

"Mmm. That I have." Calmly, Tsukuyomi sets the Moon-shaped orb he's holding down in front of him on the tabletop as Toyohime and Yorihime stop their brief exchange to stare at Tsukuyomi in pristine silence. "Again, I must thank you for taking time out of your presumably very busy life to indulge my request. It's not often I get to talk with dwellers of the Earth we left behind, let alone civil ones."

"...Namely because most of the people down there are too slow to understand, absolute buffoons, too terrified to make conversation, or too weak to be on equal ground with us. Or all four sometimes." Yorihime narrows her eyes at me. "I seriously doubt that you aren't just like them. You're a dweller of the Earth, let alone the King of Hell. "

"Well, that's awfully rude." I frown. "I don't mean any ill will, in fact, I have none. I'm just a ruler doing what he feels best for his people."

"Yes, Yorihime, please refrain from insulting our guest." Tsukuyomi briefly glares at the moon princess who winces a little.

"...I apologise, it's merely that things around here have been rather... uneasy." Yorihime sighs out, glancing at Toyohime. "Like with that 'conflict' with those stardust people, the Astralians."

"Oh, yes, about that." I hum and scratch my chin. "The Astralians aren't all that bad. I've met their princess before, as a matter of fact. She's rather civilised and can clearly distinguish right from wrong, despite just being sentient stardust."

"Really? An Astralian can be civil? I highly doubt that." Yorihime scoffs. "They're the ones invading the lunar surface we dwell on and we can't be certain they're not a threat to the Lunar Capital either."

"Mmm, absolutely. I mean, they do look rather soft and I lose myself in my thoughts debating whether or not I should try and approach one fully... But at the same time, they're incredibly hostile to us, which is disappointing..." Toyohime wistfully smiles off to the side. W-. Why is she saying it like that?

...Yorihime has a look of disbelief and disappointment now. She's not dignifying what her sister just said, either...

"An Astralian distinguishing right from wrong...? Hrmm." Tsukuyomi mulls this over for a moment. "...I'll look into this personally then."

"Lord Tsukuyomi...?" Yorihime's brows slowly raise. "You can't seriously be considering letting them-."

"I am. If such a thing is true, then they are capable of coexistence, at least in my eyes. They were not born of the filth that is the Earth, after all. They were born among the stars we reside under." Tsukuyomi shakes his head sternly. "Like I said, Yorihime, I will look into this personally with my Jade Guard."

"I could send Princess Tyra your way, if you want. I do have contact with her." I reveal nonchalantly, crossing my arms.

"Ah, that would be appreciated..." The moon god smiles appreciatively at my offer. "Although, my affairs with them will most likely be placed with the queen, instead of her daughter."

"Very well then." I accept that, shifting in my seat a little. It's surprisingly stiff but also very comfortable, somehow. 

"...I have a question. How would somebody like you, a dweller and ruler of Hell, be affiliated with somebody whose people - herself included - are known to only live among the stars?" Yorihime decides to ask me, narrowing her eyes.

"Ooh, that's a good question, actually." Toyohime nods along, tilting her head. There's seriously something off with her... "How does that even make any sense?"

"Princess Tyra's actually special compared to the rest of her kind. I roam the Earth, or at least, Gensokyo anyway. I met her one day under... unique circumstances. She's so strong to the point she can resist burning up in the Earth's atmosphere." Casually, I elaborate, blinking down to the table. "...I even fought her once. She's nothing to laugh at."

"...It is true she was able to determine any attempts we made to take her or her mother's life." Yorihime looks away with furrowed brows. Strangely, Toyohime keeps her head tilted. Does she not know about those attempts...? Why's she look so confused...?

"Perhaps so." Tsukuyomi also contemplates this matter. "Such strength in somebody who has only lived amongst the stars, without a land to truly call home... It's rather admirable, I will admit. They fight us with quite the amount of force despite their circumstances. Perhaps I was wrong in my initial assumption about them, too... As they say, change is inevitable for most."

"Mmm..." I quietly hum, thinking about what to say next...

"...Say, you said you've set foot in Gensokyo, haven't you?" The purple-haired princess narrows her eyes at me again, this time seeming more invested in the topic. "Has the Hakurei Shrine's maiden been keeping up with her training?"

Reimu? What? "...Excuse you?"

"A while ago, four people came to the lunar surface to conquer it because some earthen devil was feeling foolish. Said four people consisted of that earthen devil, a human practising flimsy magic, a maid, and of course, the Hakurei Shrine's maiden." Yorihime elaborated, then glanced at Toyohime. "Sister, you remember, surely? That one sage from Gensokyo sent her friend and her friend's gardener to steal lunar sake from right under our noses, you went down there to punish her but never did."

"Huh?" Toyohime blinks at her sister for a moment, before tapping her cheek in thought. "Did I...? I don't know, Yori. It's hard to remember that far back. It's pretty hazy..."

"...Honestly, your laid-back nature will be the end of you." Yorihime's shoulders slack a little as she groans. 

"Well, I'm all-powerful otherwise, so it's not like anybody's a real threat to me, are they?" Toyohime wryly grinned in response. "Honestly, Yori..."

...There's still something very strange about how she acts. I don't know what it is, but I notice it each time she speaks. Like there's a distinct... difference between how a Lunarian would normally act, and then there's her. What is her deal...?

Hmm... "To answer your question, Yorihime - if I'm correct in assuming that's your name and I'm not confusing you and your sister, I've not actually interacted with Reimu all that much, nor have I ever seen her fight. So I wouldn't know."

"That's a shame. She has the potential to become extremely powerful otherwise." The purple-haired Lunarian reluctantly accepts this answer. "Then again, people like her and I are always like that - extremely powerful."

"Yes, children of the gods do tend to be like that." Tsukuyomi hums calmly, staring down at his moon orb again. "You two, myself, even Rajime-san. We are all of divine origin in some way, shape, or form. My father - and Rajime-san's great ancestor - was a very ambitious man. It is still strange how he vanished like that, without seemingly any trace..."

"Izanagi vanished without a trace?" I raise a brow at this. Didn't Sagume bring this up before...?

"Indeed. Not me, Amaterasu, Hiruko, Susanoo, or any of my many other siblings have the slightest idea of where he went to." The moon god stares up blankly to the ceiling. "...It's troubling, personally. Is this a test from my father, or perhaps something else at play? He told me stories of life before the Kuniumi, about other life before humanity called the Discernians, the people he was once a god of."

Lubrae's people... "They all got wiped out, didn't they?"

"Mmm. You're surprisingly well-versed in their history. Perhaps you met one...?" Tsukuyomi rose his brows expectantly.

...I do contemplate by saying I've met Lubrae, but decide against it. "One of the last of their kind was a previous ruler of Hell. Lubrae Hieropha. I've never met her, like Izanagi, she disappeared without a trace also."

"Ah, is that so?" Tsukuyomi purses his lips into a frown. "My father did tell me he salvaged one of their people from certain annihilation. I've told stories of him and the Discernians to the people of the Lunar Capital, and how we must follow in the footsteps of the Discernians to avoid calamity for our people."

"Tales that I'm all too familiar with." Yorihime speaks up calmly, then glances at Toyohime. "You remember them too, don't you, Toyohime?"

"Huh? Oh, definitely. I've heard them way too many times by now, to the point I know all of them by heart. I tell these stories to the emissaries too." The blonde sister nods along casually, awkwardly grinning.

"...You don't remember anything, do you?"

"Ehehehe... no, not really."

...Yorihime and Tsukuyomi both stare at her. It actually makes Toyohime sweat a little.

Err, I may as well get to why we're really here... "So, um, Lord Tsukuyomi, putting that aside... You called me here to discuss arranging peace between Hell and the Moon, right?"

"Oh, yes, I probably should get into why I summoned you here. You see, Hell and the Lunar Capital have been at odds for a very long time." Tsukuyomi began explaining why he brought me here. "You see, this Lunar Capital was founded by both myself and Yagokoro-Omoikane, Eirin-sama if you've met her."

Sheesh, how old is Eirin...? "I have met her before. She's... uh... really something else, honestly."

"She most certainly is. After all, she taught myself and Toyohime." Yorihime glances at Toyohime again, before focusing on me, grinning confidently. "Including a myriad of unbeatable combat techniques. I can assure you, if you try fighting me, I'll defeat you each and every single time for the rest of your life, even if I only limited myself to one or two techniques."

...I highly doubt that. That is a very weird flex, but okay, Yorihime. "Sure you can."

"...Do you want to test that?" Yorihime takes my words as a challenge, grinning as she raises her sword.

"Not really, no. I don't doubt that you can do that, honestly." I raise my hands defensively. "Besides, I'm no fighter. More of a 'talk things out with words ' kind of guy if anything. I hate fighting, honestly."

"How disappointing. For the King of Hell, you're not intimidating or battle-hungry in the slightest." Yorihime's incredibly disappointed by my disdain for fighting.

"...Yorihime, don't provoke him." Tsukuyomi chided the lunar princess, sighing. "Remember the last time Hell besieged the Lunar Capital...?"

"...Yes." Yorihime slouches and groans in annoyance. "You don't need to remind me, Lord Tsukuyomi..."

"Good." Tsukuyomi sighs quietly, then picks his moon orb back up, locking eyes with mine. "In any case, back to what I was saying... These conflicts have been going on for too long, both for my own liking and yours, it seems." 

"Mmm. You propose a ceasefire?" I ask calmly.

"More than that." Tsukuyomi wags a finger. "Permanent peace."

"...How can you be so sure we can trust Hell? " Yorihime jerks her head to Tsukuyomi with reasonable surprise.

"Mmm, I must agree with Yori, Lord Tsukiyomi. How can you trust Hell so readily like that?" Toyohime tilts her head again. Wait, Tsukiyomi? She said his name wrong... Then again, I think I did that before as well. I think you can pronounce his name as Tsukiyomi, but... Yorihime pronounced it as Tsukuyomi. What's with that? I'm probably overthinking things, but at the same time, something still doesn't sit right with me about her...

"King Typhon is very respectable and peaceful according to the reports the emissaries have given me when I requested them. He dislikes conflict and has a distinct way with words." Tsukuyomi argued, tutting. "Are you doubting me?"

"Mmm, no, I'm just concerned for the security of the Lunar Capital..." Yorihime denied that she was doubting him, shaking her head calmly. So does Toyohime. "After all, we're the leaders of the Lunar Defense Corps."

"Ah, yes, I suppose scepticism is reasonable to have for you two..." Tsukuyomi sighs quietly again. "However, I have high hopes that this whole affair can be resolved peacefully. Rajime-san, based on what you've told me before, I have a proposition. That sagacious spirit you mentioned in your response to my invitation... Her grudge against Chang'e fuels the conflict more or less, yes?"

"...Lord Tsukuyomi?" Yorihime double-takes at his words.

"I think so..." I nod slowly... "You're planning on giving Chang'e over to her?"

"If it means peace between Hell and the Lunar Capital, then yes, I intend to do so. I'm sure she would understand it's for the greater good... although I don't know what Sabaton or even Rototsuki-san would think."

"Sabaton and Rototsuki are deserters, they have no say in this matter." Yorihime reminds him. They are?

"Even so, they are strongly affiliated with Chang'e and, even so, I have my doubts about them deserting. Sabaton was looking out for his own kind, I believe, and Rototsuki-san was a virtuous and righteous human who ascended to our ranks as a living legend." Tsukuyomi countered nonchalantly. "And even then, I maintain loose contact with Rototsuki-san every now and then. He would not like to hear this news, I'm sure."

"Then don't tell him." Yorihime dryly stares at the Lunar Capital's founder.

"Mmm... But he'd dislike my actions even more if I deliberately left him out of the loop..." Tsukiyomi sighed tiredly. "No matter how you look at it, there is a negative to this solution."

"Maybe so..." Toyohime put that fan to her lips. "But maybe there's another solution that involves less bloodshed?"

"...What do you mean?" Tsukuyomi raises a brow at her words. I'm also intrigued to hear what she has to say...

"Instead of fighting against each other, fight against a common enemy!"

Wait who was-

BANG!

-that-?

"Mmm, not so fast." Yet another voice makes itself known. 

I blink once, then look behind me, seeing that a bullet - or some kind of projectile - whizzed right by my head. But there's nobody there... 

"...What?!" Yorihime glances at where I was looking, then followed the trail, as do I. That was... heading straight for Lord Tsukuyomi... "Why are you here?!"

"Saving my friend's life." Standing there is a man clad in Chinese imperial attire, somehow holding a bullet between his gloved, armoured fingers. His armour is... black and yellow, with moon and sun patterns painted upon it, as well as a large helmet covering most of his head. His hair was noticeably black and his eyes are red with lunacy. "Hello again, Lord Tsukuyomi. I suppose I dropped in at the right time, didn't I?"

"...Rototsuki-san, my old friend." Lord Tsukuyomi grinned wryly. "You were here the entire time, weren't you?"

"Maybe I was." Rototsuki, as he'd been named, flipped the bullet in the air and launched it to the corner of the room. "Hide all you want, you can't escape my true sight, you would-be assassin."

Cling!

Before it even makes contact with whatever Rototsuki launched that bullet at, it suddenly embeds into the wall, as if it was pulled by a magnet.

"Oh, that's~ certainly annoying." That first voice, the one that came which most certainly wasn't Rototsuki , speaks again, sounding particularly peeved. 

"Who the-?" I jerk my head to the corner, as somebody becomes visible. 

It's a woman with long, flowing silvery-grey hair and a black sunglasses obscuring her eyes, but there's a noticeable purple glow coming from beneath the shades. Also in her hair is a small, purple snake. She's wearing metallic armour that covers her entire body, it being slathered in red paint, with a purple cobra painted carefully upon her armour with its mouth wide open. In one hand is a sais, whilst in the other is a flintlock. "I already failed once today, I'm not failing again."

"Who are you?!" Yorihime immediately jumps into action, unsheathing her sword only for it to not budge an inch in the air she drew it in.

"Yes, I'd like to know that as well." Rototsuki shifted in his armour.

...The woman stares at him and furrows her brows. "You... Your armour is strange, why can't I manipulate its magnetism...?"

"Hah, magnetism? Clearly you think I'm an idiot who wouldn't invest in something resistant to that." Rototsuki laughs in amusement, taking one step towards her. "Now then, who are you, and what the hell do you think you're doing to my friend?"

"Hrmm. I suppose I can humour that..." The grey-haired woman grins, placing one hand to her cheek as she waves that flintlock in the air. "My name is Bassoon Dire. I'm a basilisk... and a filthy mortal, you pure bastard."

"...What? A youkai, up here?! How?!" Yorihime's stunned to hear this. "How did you-?!"

"See, I didn't come here alone. Besides, our invincible leader's in this very room as well." Bassoon reveals, the basilisk laughing hoarsely.

"Leader?" Yorihime blinks, then turns to me, scowling. "You?! Did you do this?!"

"No! I've never met her in my life!" I deny, then realise something, that Toyohime hasn't spoken whatsoever since Bassoon showed up. "Wait, your sister-"

"-is right here. Honestly, you're all idiots." A completely different voice speaks up with an amused tone from where Toyohime was. Me and Yorihime both jerk our heads over to her whilst Rototsuki and Tsukuyomi stare down the basilisk assassin that's... somehow in here. 

"Toyohime?! What are you talking about-." Yorihime asks, only for-

"Shut up, you hypocrite." -what was once Toyohime to shut her up. 'Toyohime' is now a mess of colours and shapes, morphing into something else. "Aren't you the one that stares down on impurity, Yori?"

"...Don't call me that. You're not my sister." Yorihime scowls as I stand up.

"Who are you?" I ask, narrowing my eyes at her as I manifest Aegis-Sentinel.

"Me?" The mess of shapes and colours that was formerly Toyohime morphs into two different shapes. Or people, rather. One's Toyohime, completely unconscious. The other is a completely different person, shining brightly with colours. "Who am I, who am I? Am I a friend, or a foe-...? Actually, no, I'm definitely a foe here. Hahaha."

No wonder... "I knew something was off with you... You addressed Lord Tsukuyomi as 'Tsukiyomi', unlike Yorihime who said it correctly..."

"Oh, so you noticed that, at least. Good for you, kid, you get a gold star. " The woman snorts, as the colours die down around her. I get a good look at her. She's more of a walking rainbow than me and Chimata combined... 

Her hair is every single colour at once somehow, like an entire colour wheel. Did I mention the fact that it moves colours? Her outfit is a shoulderless kimono with a pattern of masks embroidered upon it. Said kimono is also like her hair, rainbow-coloured and it moves. Even her eyes are rainbow-coloured... Ech. My eyes hurt looking at her... "My name~... is Bruschetta. Or, perhaps, Paletta Bruschit? I'm the leader of the Dour Devas of Destruction, a league of high-ranking youkai and one human seeking to overthrow the balance of life itself! And..."

"...you're a Disciple of Lubrae, I know." I point at her. "Spare me that talk."

"Oh, you're no fun." She pouts, cracking her knuckles. "Anyways, Empress, you've done a rather spectacular job thus far."

"Thank you, Lady Paletta." Bassoon grins with confidence. "What about the others?"

"Others?" Tsukuyomi rose a brow slowly.

"Puh- lease. You think I'd be stupid to come here with just my third in command?" Paletta laughs maniacally. "I'm not some stupid comic book villain, nor am I your run-of-the-mill incident causer. I'm a person with ambition, and I'm sure as hell going to achieve those ambitions. No Lunarians, Hell rulers, or otherwise will stop me."

Then, she crouches down and looks at the unconscious Toyohime. "Gotta say though, impersonating a Lunarian like that was sweet. Shame I need to touch them to disguise as them. I take their body and everything until I don't need the disguise anymore. It's almost fool-proof when it comes to espionage. Heheheh. But now, I don't need her, so~..."

"Don't you dare hurt her!" Yorihime scowls at Paletta and struggles to move her sword, thanks to Bassoon's magnetism-related abilities...

"O~h, right, you two are sisters." Paletta nods once, sniffling. "Sure would be a shame if I killed her."

"Killed?" I tighten my grip on Aegis, then shift it to Aegis-Strand. "You're not killing anybody today."

"Oho?" The Deva leader stares at me in intrigue, then grins like a psychopath. That would terrify a normal person, but I'm no normal person. "I like you. That rebellious spirit... Haha, such is befitting of King Typhon, isn't it? The rebellious, chaotic nature of creation~."

"Hold it. You mentioned others." Rototsuki spoke up, narrowing his eyes between Paletta and Bassoon. Also, is it just me, or is Bassoon seriously named after an instrument? "Who?"

"Huh? Man, Rototsuki, are you that dumb? I mean my teammates, the other Devas. " Paletta dryly stares at the Lunarian outcast. "Besides, why the hell are you even here? You're not supposed to be here at all."

"An old friend got in contact and convinced me I should get involved." Rototsuki pulled out some old-looking ribbons, then stared at me. "I believe you may know her as Akane Shirogane."

Akane?! So she's still doing things behind the scenes... "That's... the last person I expected to hear, honestly."

"Oh, old Tammy, huh. Well I'm gonna go kick her ass after this, that's for sure." Paletta laughs, seemingly not caring. "Besides, not even you'll be enough to stop me, Rototsuki, even if you're a legendary warrior that can rival even the likes of Yoshitsune. I've got a little experiment I want to conduct first, starting with this here moon princess~."

"I won't let you!" Yorihime grits her teeth and struggles all she can against Bassoon's magnetic influence.

"Hrmm... How troublesome." Bassoon frowns, before throwing her sais at Yorihime when she's too preoccupied with trying to stop Paletta from doing anything to her sister.

Of course, I leap into action and block the sais with my shield, throwing Strand at her when-.

"Ah, no, I don't think so." A bright light suddenly flashes by, deflecting the rope dart towards Rototsuki, who effortlessly grabs it and throws it back to me, which I then catch.

"Hmh, took you long enough, Insurgence." Paletta addresses them, then looks over to the door. "And Splice, Quake, and of course, you, Unknown. Hmm, is it just me, or are we three down...?"

"Storm, Surge, and Insomnia have since deserted us, I'm afraid..." A rather casual-sounding man shrugged his shoulders, spinning a naginata in his hands. "Then again, Insomnia was unreliable to begin with."

"Ah, that's right, now I remember. Hmm. My memory must be getting worse." Paletta joked, only to earn laughter from the other Devas who are filing into the room.

I get some looks at them, particularly one that intrigues me. One's just straight-up a robot, with odd-looking clockworks comprising their form and loose metal plates covering any areas that would be sensitive. They're haphazardly put together in a way that's almost artistic... They're rusted brown and orange, with glowing white orbs for eyes. Their head is shaped like a cube, as are their arms, legs and torso...

Next to them is a shorter woman in a dark blue cloak that obscures her face and most of her outfit. I can make out a brown tunic beneath it, as well as a deck of what looks like Tarot cards in her hands. Her eyes are visible beneath her hood, a dark green, as are some strands of purple hair. There's the Greek symbol for 'Gamma' lining her cloak... You know, the one that looks like an inverted L.

There's also that man with the naginata I brought up. His hair is pure white and he has black eyes. He reminds me of Ayatsuri for some bizarre reason... But other than that, his clothes are also odd. A black, buttoned shirt with a silver tie that has an upside-down, black question mark on the end, and a white hakama. He also has some bizarrely unfitting blue jacket with long sleeves and white frills...

...Wait, isn't that Satori's shirt? What the hell...? Other than that, though, he's holding a silver-coloured, long naginata in one hand, but in the other he's holding a foggy, purple orb.

On his shoulder, however, is an inchling. Like Shinmy, but not. She's tiny, like I said, to the point she can ride on that guy's shoulder. She has dusty, short blonde hair and what looks to be brown eyes with lavender flecks. She has a pink, rubber eraser in one hand and a large white pencil in the other. She, err, looks really underwhelming... But I wonder why she has that eraser and pencil...? Do I want to know?

And, finally, there's that person who deflected Strand in that flash of light. She has long, flowing white hair that visibly shines, as well as white eyes that also shine with light. She's wearing a sort-sleeved blouse that's covered in talismans that give off faint glows, and she's wearing a long, red skirt that's again covered in glowing talismans. In her hand are paper dolls and more talismans, lined up between her fingers, whilst her other hand as an orb of light spinning in its palm...

So... these are the Devas... 

"Hmm~." Paletta looks around the room whilst nonchalantly resting one hand on the unconscious Toyohime's head. "Although, now that we're all here, why don't we introduce ourselves proper? "

"Seriously? What use are codenames if we're just going to abandon them all...?" The woman in the blue cloak sighs out in disappointment.

"Calculating." The clockwork robot spoke up, its eyes briefly flickering. "Zero point."

"...Thank you, Splice." The cloaked woman rolled her eyes sarcastically.

"You may as well. Me and our leader've already revealed our identities." Bassoon spoke up with a scoff.

"Oh, alright then." The man with the naginata and orb stepped forward. "I'm Quake, mostly called that because I'm like an earthquake - destructive in origin. Or, my actual name? It's Michino Kioku."

Kioku-? "Wait, you wouldn't happen to know an Ayatsuri, would you?"

...Michino stares at me for a solid moment, blinking. "...So you've met my sister, huh. Well, she's nothing like me, if anything, the complete opposite through and through."

"She was incredibly disappointing because I cannot influence her." Paletta huffs. "Genuinely, curse that god in her bow..."

Huh...

"...Akaruimirai." The woman with the talismans and light spoke up, making direct eye contact with Rototsuki. " Korekara no Akaruimirai. Or, as everybody in the Devas calls me, Insurgence, because I seek to amend those that wronged me and my clan."

"I-... No, we are Splice." The cloaked woman rests one hand on the robot's shoulder. "I am Warui Zencho, a fortune teller. My friend here, however, is why we are called Splice."

"I have been designated the name 'Pyrrha Emace'. I am an Altercator liberated by Bruschit." The robot spoke. An Altercator, huh...?

"You're... one of Lubrae's machines?" Rototsuki's brows rose as he stared at it. "But how? All of the ones left should be destroyed..."

"Negative. I remained for special purposes." Pyrrha's right arm configured into a cannon, it gathering light inside of the barrel, and they took aim at me. "...Purposes I cannot name, strangely..."

"Mmm, yeah, she's my special project. Plus, something I really need, so~..." Paletta laughs a little, narrowing her eyes at Toyohime. "Now, how do I...?"

"And to round everything off-" That inchling on Michino's shoulder spoke up, albeit it was barely audible. "-me, who has been forgotten by everything and everyone, forever cursed to be nothing but a faint memory in the backburners of the minds of everybody, one of the last inchlings alive... I am Kipper Rinough, baring the name 'Unknown'! Or 'U.N. Owen'. I have a few, actually..."

"How did you even get in here?" Tsukuyomi decides to ask a very important question. "Your impurity should've been detected the moment-."

"Oh, that's easy. Pyrrha can splice anything material or conceptual items to make it fictional or reality. She just spliced all of our impurity so that it would be impossible to detect, because it doesn't exist. " Paletta elaborated briefly, snorting.

"Yep, she's strangely useful." Michino points his naginata at Rototsuki. "Clearly nothing you're used to, old man."

"Your insults fall on deaf ears. Rototsuki isn't one to be easily felled or made hesitant by even something like that." Tsukuyomi crossed his arms with a frown.

"...Yes, Michino, I figured you of all people would know that." Warui slowly turns her head to stare at Michino in disappointment.

"Insults don't matter." Bassoon spun her sais in one hands, looking at Paletta. "Lady Paletta, is the plan still on?"

"Mmm, yes, of course." Paletta picked up Toyohime by the neck. "I finally get something to try my newest experiment on."

"Put her down!" Yorihime shouted, but it fell on deaf ears.

"You talk too much." The changeling tilted her head to look at Yorihime sadistically. "Besides, you Lunarians deserve this kind of treatment to my knowledge. Now, as for what to use to cause the maximum amount of carnage~..."

Carnage? "...What do you mean?"

"Of course, I intended to disrupt this. Can't have peace talks now, can we? I'll keep fanning the flames of chaos for as long as it takes. Peace and chaos never matchwell, ahahaha..." Paletta ominously cackled, then her eyes travelled to me, then Yorihime. Then her eyes visibly light up. "Actually, I just had a way better idea. Quake, catch."

Effortlessly, Paletta chucked the unconscious Toyohime to Michino, who caught it with the same amount of ease. Yorihime tried to move to get in the way but, again, her sword stopped her from moving.

...Why can I move Aegis though...? Bassoon didn't try stopping my shield by sticking it in place, so... err...

"...What are you doing?" Rototsuki glared at the changeling. "Whatever you're thinking, it won't work."

"Well, fighting four people is such a hassle, isn't it?" Paletta begun taking strides towards me and Yorihime. We're stood side by side on top of the table, since that's where Yorihime's gotten stuck. "Now then, who wants to see a real magic trick?"

"What? What're you doing? Tch..." Yorihime struggled to move her sword to slash at the impostor, but again, she couldn't.

I, however, throw Strand's rope dart at her, which she dodges almost like she's a fluid. "That's not enough to stop me, y'kno-."

BAM!

I went zipping forward where Strand impacted however, and bashed her straight in the face with Aegis, shutting her up mid-sentence as it sent her flying into a wall.

"...Okay, ow." Paletta wiped her mouth, and, to the Devas' surprise judging from their faces, Paletta was actually bleeding. "Not felt something like that in a while..."

"Lady Paletta! Are you-." Kipper spoke up with worry.

"I'm fine, Rinough." The changeling begun laughing ominously, then pointed at me. "You. I really like you now. So, as such, you get to bare witness to the ultimate form of chaos!"

I wordlessly take a defensive stance. I want to speak, but I can't find my voice...

"...Hmm...?" Yorihime looks over to me, seemingly having noticed something. What's she looking at...? "That aura... is... that...?"

"Oh, you have even more power? Huh. How intriguing. Oh well, you've already touched me, so you're not gonna be able to stop my next move." Suddenly, Paletta began glowing and moved extremely quickly towards Yorihime, punching her in the face-

"Pfuh-." -which actually seemed to damage her. "Y-You damned youkai-."

"Please, you should be happy. This is going to be something great!" Paletta rose her hands into the air. Both are glowing two different colours, one red and one rainbow.

"Ooh, this is going to be good." Akaruimirai sounds a little too excited...

"Mmm, indeed. It's rare we get to see Lady Paletta's true strength... or her abilities, rather." Bassoon also speaks up, sounding invested.

"What? What are you doing now?" Rototsuki realised he should probably try and stop that, so he steps in as well, as do I. But... I can't move? I... Wait, I can't move?! Why?! "Stop it, Bruschetta!"

"Ahahaha, no. Now, two becomes one! Hey, Bassoon, release her sword!" Paletta grins wildly in glee as she claps her hands together, the two colours swirling together. Wait, what does she mean two becomes one-.

I'm suddenly pulled towards Yorihime the moment I think that, and she's flung towards me, as is her sword because of Paletta's order to the basilisk in the room, and the moment we make contact-.

Fwash!

...What... 

"...is this...?" I speak, looking down at my hands. Yorihime's sword is in my right hand, but Aegis is on my left arm...?

"...What the hell...?" I hear Rototsuki sounding extremely disturbed. "What did you just do?!"

"I added one and one to make two." Paletta tilted her head. "Seriously, you heard me."

Wait... "What? What do you mean? I don't feel..."

"Look in the mirror." Paletta tells me, producing a mirror out of seemingly nowhere and chucking it over to me.

I catch it on pure reflex and look into it. That's when I see what's wrong. My eyes've changed colour, they're now brown. And my hair... Half of it's purple, whilst the other's blonde. The purple half is tied into a ponytail much like the one Yorihime had, whilst the blonde half is tied into a small braid at the front, still somehow holding that hair ornament. I'm wearing a mixture of Yorihime's clothes and my own... I'm wearing her dress over my own shirt, and my ribbons are still there coiling around my arms and legs. I'm wearing her belt with the sword-shaped buckle, Kenko and Zoka are still on my ears, err... I'm also noticeably more feminine than before, too.

"Wait-." Rototsuki sounds alarmed. "You fused them?!"

"Ahahaha! What do you think I meant?!" Paletta begun laughing hysterically. "Honestly, you still think I'm that powerless little changeling Lubrae took in? Wrong! I'm the most powerful youkai to ever live! I'm stronger than those flimsy sages, I'm stronger than the gods, I'm stronger than everything! "

"Wait, what?" I blink slowly and take a deep breath. "So this...this is your ability?"

"One of three, anyway. Heheheh." Paletta's maniacal laughter died down. "See, I'm a changeling. A master of disguise. My first ability is to steal the body of anybody I touch. My second ability also triggers when I touch something, although it depends on my intentions. Thanks to some brief training, I gained the ability to merge any two people I touch. Like you two! As for my third, well, that's obviously a secret."

"So that's what..." I hear Yorihime's voice in the back of my subconscious. "Well this is annoying."

Mmm... Definitely.

"...You sound used to having somebody in your head."

That's a... very long story.

"I see."

"Anyways." Paletta claps her hands and moves to leave. "We've got everything we came here for, except for that Project Fukinkona thingy that doctor was making. Bassoon, how the hell did you get beat by that guy? "

Tasaina beat up Bassoon? That's... oddly humiliating.

"...Tamashi doesn't even fight, either. How did she lose to him? " Yorihime seems just as confused as I am.

"I... I don't know, he just..." Bassoon shook her head. "Honestly, I'm rather lucky I was able to cut my losses there and flee."

"Yeah, I'll say, you were almost beaten half to death." Michino snorts.

"Oh, that was a friend of mine, actually." Rototsuki spoke up with a grin. "He obviously drove you insane without you even realising and made you think you were about to fight Tamashi, when in actuality, you were fighting my friend."

"...I see." Bassoon narrows her eyes at the man.

"Mhm, in any case, I'll be going now. I've got bigger fish to fry here." Paletta moves to walk out of the door. Quake, Unknown, Splice - both of you, with me. Empress, Insurgence, you two handle this. I'm sure you'll be more than capable. And bring that moon princess with us, we need her abilities for something in particular, comrades."

"Yes, Lady Paletta!" They all agreed, following their respective orders, with the four she mentioned following Paletta out the door, whilst Akaruimirai and Bassoon quickly took position by the door.

"Lord Tsukuyomi, you get to a safe place. We'll deal with these menaces." Rototsuki gave the Lunar Capital's founder some instructions.

"Yes, of course, Rototsuki-san. Don't die." Tsukuyomi appreciatively bowed his head, moving out of a hidden door towards the back of the room. 

"Mmm... So, you..." Rototsuki turned his head to me, raising a brow. "...What should I call you? Yorijime? Rajorihime?"

"I like the first one."

Of course you do... Well, I don't honestly care about the name, I'm more concerned about undoing this fusion. "Go with the first."

"Very well then." Rototsuki pulled a long katana out of seemingly thin air. "My name is Mariyana no Rototsuki, a human who ascended to the Moon due to his good virtues and deeds. I trained Sabaton to be what he is today, I am the Man in the Moon. Nobody can equal me in the art of battle!"

"I highly doubt that!" Bassoon reminds us that she and Akaruimirai exist. "One, two, or three of you, it doesn't matter, I'm sure I'll give your heart a fright with my eyes!"

"And after this, you won't see anything but the light!" Akaruimirai shouted, grinning with glee. Her name's familiar for some reason, but I don't remember where I heard it...

"This fusion... should grant you access to my abilities and knowledge on fighting as well. It should be imprinted into my-. Your-. Our subconscious, I mean. This is still... surprising. I've channelled gods, but compared to this, this is entirely different..."

Tell me about it... Ergh, it feels weird being more like a woman than a man.

"...That is true, I suppose."

Let's just... talk about this later, after we deal with Devas, agreed?

"Agreed."

And this battle is where all Hell broke loose in the Lunar Capital.

"...What are you talking about?"

Oh, err, I'm just trying to be dramatic! Now, how do we take down these two...?

...

 

TO BE CONTINUED

Notes:

MAN. THIS CHAPTER HAS REALLY BEEN SOMETHING.

you now get to see the 'big bads' of IE and they're that for a... very good reason. the rest of the devas are some of the most villains ever, especially paletta. why did they interrupt the peace talk? why did paletta do what she did this chapter? why are they doing what they do? what do they even want? believe me (most of) those things will be answered next chapter, this chapter is ridiculously longer than average (40k+ words, don't want another eoc c7 (60k+ words) on our hands).

anyways, ROTOTSUKI HIIIII (he's a guy I've been building up to a lot in IE, especially in EoD), the mentor of Curo and among other things, the former minister of Hou Yi and a legendary warrior

also there's the fortuna hares they're funny

and ah... hassan and ryona are one of the most couples ever. that's it.

ooh, and you got a lot of lore this chapter! what else am I missing...? oh right tasaina.

so. Tasaina. He's a guy that exists. Tenjin, the god of academics (formerly of natural disasters). His entire character is 'debatably sane scholar/scientist who was actually a real person in the past'. He's the creator of Fukinkona among a few... other 'certain projects' (do what you will with this info ;)). He's nice but in a very disturbing way...

also, the Devas... they're a fun little group to write, especially considering how nonchalant Paletta is about admitting that she's literally one of the strongest youkai to ever exist (considering the fact her group of 7 managed to get into the lunar capital UNDETECTED. UNDETECTED I TELL YOU).

anyways now yorihime and rajime are forcibly fused (this is definitely going to have a lot of shenanigans behind it down the line)

now then, that's all from me, next chapter? expect some more moon stuff and hakugyokurou (because that's still a thing I established with chimata previously)

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