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It was another day in the South Park. Eric cartman was walking to the bussytop . But something was wring. What he DIDNT know was that he was in omegaverse. because butters accidantley hack south park and make it omegaverd

eric carrman was in heat. He was an omega bottom. He didnt now what to to. Because he was stupid. Then, kyle south park show up.
“hey chartmen”

cockman blushd.

”sup jew~ñ kayl blus d

stan and  kanye mcormic show up

kenny fucking dies because he is homophobic. His guts splattered everwhere, his bran being fucking splattered on the  road. His eve ball landed in stan mouth

staney parable munches “hai guys ^_^”

*calliou looks away” o. Me and eric were doing nothing

”ok”

*at schole*
Mr beest is at schol “the most bottom omega gets 100 dallars”

ecir carmen sayd “i have to be the bottomest omega femboy to get the 100 dolares”

sr beast vio a eric, y dijo “tu eres el omega mas uwu del mundo” y le dio el 100 $5 veses (500 dareles i think)(im in third grade)

kyle vio a cartman el emega y dijo “im in heat” I want to breed u my little omega”

wendy fast food said NO

:0 *shock*
Stan: beer botled om wendy head *smashed*
wendi: *dies*
stan: i loave u kayle and eric 

they all hadsex the wnd

also heidi was there i think

Fredey assbear fided mario. Spode man came (not in that way 😉) and beat them meat and tockled their feet and licked them

SPOILER ALER(cartme get oregano 🫃) nex chapert ^_^

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It was tha next day at scewl. Shartman came (😉) to the bussytop in the most elegabt out fit ever imagine !!! It rlly showed off his voluptuous curves and kayl noticed 😳😳😳

”sup jew” sayed eric

stan show up with flute and playes the mots amasinh dramatic song anayepne has wver heared 

and kayel sayd

“oh cartman o carhman i am in love woth you and ur voloptuous lumps. You make me go into heat whenever i see you. I wanna lick ur toes so bad”

cartbnam: blushes

”k-kahl…..”

caremen stuters

”i wanna suck ur toes too……”

befor e the bussy 🚌 could cum alpha jew kyle rips pf cartbamns shows and socks and stakts carrassing his feet. His toes r producing sweet slick. Kyle licks and suxks his toes until theyre sopping wet and moist

meanwhile

stan is still playing the song on his flute, shed a tear at the beauty of life

the bussy comes (and so does cartman and kyle)(and stan) and they go into schoole

kenny is giving away pregnant test becaus witmating seeson.. cartman take one bc he loves pissing on things

he pees….:: kenny is watching

and

HWS

PREGBSTANT???!!!!!!!!!!?  
cartman bloushes

“I forgot my toe comdoms…… im pregnant, with my alpfas babie s……..

kenny bloushes. “Hot”

kenny then gets hit by a nuclean bomb

the person peeing claps (his cheeks) at the beatity of pregansy

cartmans moobs start lactating

ktle cums in… he sees his milk coveren moobies…. 
“r u….. preganto???!!?!!!”

”yes…. I want to have ur babiws”

”hot”

and so…. Cartman keep the babies… hes mpreged

SPOILER LATTERT?!’!:!;!!(when they get to the hopsticsal… they hear hr har har har har har harharhar hae har har har har har ahar harhar😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

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Eric was licking kyles toes wheb he feel a pane…. His watr broke 😨 

“KAYL!!!!! MY WALTER BROKE”

They run to the bussytop to go to the hospital 🏥 

rhey go in.. and erick go to hopstial beddd…

sufdenly kyle heres har har har harharhar har har harhar

feddy fuckbear show up 😨 

“hi im ur nurse ferddy “

kenny explodes

you have to push” sayd ferrty 

hnnnnnggghhh said artman as he pusshed his bussy to the extreme

suddenly “ok theres a probled i know what to fo “ sayd fergy

he takes hot sose

”KYLE U HA V TO SHOVE THIS IN UR OMEGA BOTTOMS MOUTH AND MAKE H IM EAT UT”

”ok”

certman eated the hot sos and then the baby cum out

Feddy sayd

”its a baby 🦪”

omg… cartman cryed

My beatiful baby 🦪…

he held the baby 🦪 and let kyle hole it

beauty of life

”kayler what should we name it?”

”cartyle”

kyle tear up

”car tire is a beautiful name”

Spamton g spamton comes it

“Hi shartyd [cock] new deal u just one uhhhhh 100 tickeys to tokyo?!!!!?”

“R u ready to be a [big shot]ñ

”no but im taking the ticket” said baby 🦪 car tire

sytay tooned for nex chapet… to be confignutes

(spoiler…. Deku and bakugo have gay toe se x)

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Cartman kayel and car tireare in tokyo at a bussytop

*tokyo is a city in japan

they go to freshness burger

*fresness burger is a fast food plaec in japan

they hear two people talking

”DEKU” sayd the blodn hair aplha red eyes top

”y-yes kacchan?” The green heaired and green orbs bottom omega sayed

”DEKU WE NEED TO GO TO FRESSNWSS BURGER”

”Nice to meet your acquaintance, sirs.” Sayedcar tyre “We are on our way to Freshness Burger as well.”

bacugo looks at car tire

”WHY THE FUCL IS AN OUSTER TALKING TO US”

cartham stares at kachan 

“what did u say about my 🦪” 

Kyles alpha senses go off and starts growel at kaccchan

”h-hey we should calm down” sayd the nervus deku

they all clam down

Kartman tear up “a-alpha kayel this isnt yuo …” he stares wit him with his heterophobic orbs

kyle”im sorry pookie bear omega bottom cartie warty”

they all go to freshnesss burgr

kenny dies

”what do u want my omega says kyle And bakugo to tehir partners

”i want a small freshnes burger” saud femboy deku

”i want a BIG freshnes burger” sayed eric shartmen

”OK FATASS” sayed bakugao

kayel gets alpha rage mode

”i think im wolfing out “ he says

”YEAH WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO RONALD MCDOLARN” sayed bagushit

they have and epic alpha fite

”S-SROP” sayed theomegas 🥺🥺🥺

car tire was eated because they put 🦪 into pasta

”kayel become full alpah at the loss of car tire

”YOU DID THIS” sayed kayel

catrman was sobbing and deuk was comfort him

kyle kills balugo

”NOOOOO” Says deku then re remembers kacham tell him to kill himself so he gets over it

as kyle and cartman mourn the loss of their beautifel baby 🦪 on their way to south shart, mario shows up

”hey its a me mario and i wanted to a tell u that your child was illegitamate and cartman cheated” he said

”wahoo”

kyle stared at him and laughed

”yeah, proof it”

mario show spiderman sucking his toes

”cartman “IT WAS FAKE” he sayed cryin

kyle gets mad

”GRR WHY DID U CHEET

”I SWARE I DIDNT,, THATS FAKE

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“Its a me a mario and i seem to have made a mistake”

”yahoo”

Maryo eata da spagettios

”kayl actually cheated on carmen with a ouster”

”wahoo”

cartmrn cries

”k-kule…. How you do thid yo me…. I lo evd u….. we had a baby”

”i-im sorry shartman… but its true … i cheated on you with stan (the 🦪) ”

”STAN?! OF COURSE ITS FUCKING STAN. WHY DID YOU EVEN DATE ME. WE LICKED EACH OTHER TOES. I cant believe this. We. Are. Done”

kyle wept

kenny explodes

”IM SORRY, IT WAS A MISTAKE. I STILL LOVE YOU”

”no you dont. This is goodbye.”

Erit cartbam walked home, leaving kayel at the bussytop. Alone, left to deal with the consequences of the actions he made

“A fuck you you peice of a shit” sayed maroi

wahoo

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“Holy fucking pingle” sayed stan

kyeak said “stan. Im being serioos we cant keep doijng this”

”b-b-b-but karly..,,, i love you” he said

”WELL I LOVE CARTMAB” sayed kyle

kenny mumrms “holy ducking bingle” and then dies of heart diseas

”you leaveme no choise kyle”

He grabs a nife and goies on tje bussytop to cockmans hause

”holy fuckimg bringle” says market plier

“WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!”

stan STABS cartban in the chest,

”WHAT THE FUCK STAIN” sayed shartman

mustang smitked “i finnaly killed cartman……”

he does his little jig

”weeoooweeoooweeooo 🚨 “ sayed the 🚔🚓 polic

stan gets arrested “he smirked*

kyle ran to the body while cops tried to push him away

”CARGMAN… POOKIE,, ARE YOU OK”

*caugh*

kyle is CRYING his eyes out

NOOOOO

A tear fell on cartmans hart.. and he comes back to life

”alpha???????” He sayed

CARYMAN kyle sobbed and hugged his bottom

”i love you” he sayed

”i loev yuo too kahl….”

to be contine

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Battres was work wreally hard at dikingbaus bc eric adn kennet steel hismoney

caretmen was still recovr from stap

”wanna come wurh me to dikin baus to eat weiners with a smiley face” sayed to kyle at the bussytop

”yes ofc pookie”

”i want two dikinbaus weiner in buns pls” sayed erica to  butttred

”ok”

kenny choked on dick and balls and dies

*meenwaitle”

stan escape jail. He needed kyel. And was gona do anything fo r him

he exscapr and goes to diminbass and see kyme and cartman on a date

”GRRRRR” his alpha senses went wilde

FIGHT ME” sayed the angry applha

”NO U STAB MY OMEGA ONLI I CAN DO THAT” sayed kile

they fided

Kylie BITED the alpha 🦪 dick and balls

Stan moaned

”WTF.” Sayed karl

carrman had enoUF”

he may be an imega and not an alfa, but he was still willing to fite for the man he loved

”GRERRRRRR STAY AWAY FROM MY ALPHA”

he transform into a wherewolf awooooooo

cartman sing “YOU SINK INTO MY CLOTHES THIS INCASION MAKES ME FEEK HOPELESS WORTHEMLESS SICK IM SO SICK INFECTED WITH WHERE I LIVE LET ME LIVE WITHOUT THIS EMPTY BLISS SELFWSHNESS” while he destrowed stan 

”IM SO SICJ. IM SO SICKKKKKKK”

with that he KILLED stain with the power of friendship is magic 

“W-what was that pookie” saied the alpha

”im the top now” sayed cartman

kyle cummed

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The police camed (wi(😉)nk) to the scen

”omg. Tejy did it. They thot it was imposivleo”

sayed a police oficer

”an omega becummed tje alpha wolf… amd this caues the alph tp becum and omegle”

They go up to cackman

”you are the cosen one. You will cjarnge the wnoter sustem of hoe the omegerverse work”

“Woagh” cartmab came 🍆💦

cartman looks up and hes like “hai baybe we need to fuck now becaus im aloha and in a run and ur in heat”

”yes faddy” sayed the omega as he produced slick

cartman takes him on the bussytop to the fanfciest hoteL no bill ionare no bill gates no papa johns could afford

Its called cuhmslöt love hotel 🏩 cartman picks his omega up and slam dunks kyle like a basketbal om the bed with rose petal The petals fly around the room and it feels so magican. Cartman does a midair does a kickflip. Then pins kyle down

”w-what r u doing cartman senpai” 

cartman: “oh im gonna fuck u”

”kyle blushes”

cartman goes to town on kayel

his golden 18 inch member cumes inside kayel, breeding him

”ah~~~~~~” kyle moan

cock and ball tortue hapoende

Kenny died from the sheer emotioen of seeing the beauty of an alpha breeding his omega

his dead body parts spell “THE END(for this cahpter not the series) “ on the wondows

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Kyle walked into the room as cartman was sitting in. He was wearinh his femboy outfit,black thighighs and a black mini skirt but u could see his ass swallow his thong “Cartman senpai.. i have news for yuo” said kyle as he producced slick dripping down his leg

”what is it baby girl” sayed the now alpha 

”I…… I.. im pregnant cartman…..” kylensayed with tears 

“omg yor preggers” carttmab pogged

“Y-yes carremen senmpai”

cartman came bc he breeded his omega bottom

there was a knok on the door

”ill get it sayed cartmañ”

Kenny was ar the door

“Heres ur pregnancy test u wanted” he muffled said

”what” sayed shartman

“Oh right i aske kenny to get pergacnye test because  i thougjt i didnt have any but i did”

”ok”

Kenny took the pregancy test for funsies, it saud he was pregnant

”WHAT” he yell

kyle and cartman ran to kenny in the living rom

kennys sromach exploded, revealing and alean and kenny dieded

then…. Kyle hear something

”oh my god they killed kenny”

stan was still out there…

”you bastard” kyle mumbled

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Stan tries to kill cqrmnan but kenny revives and safes caermnans life  but keny dies again

“HOW R U ALIFE” sayed carmnan

”i always cum back” he sayded

But then… Lorde shows up from the bussytop

”i am lorde ya ya ya”

lorde grabs their clit and proceed to grap stab and murder him in cold blood

”yayaya i am lorde”

Lorde proceeds to 

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Lorde leave. Stan was diea

”woah he finaly die” sayed catjrnnan

woa

then delight from hittofubeeedenzhousechurrofeastsuocidehoineheartshaplieesquitealistarrenardsylv3on4bigguyslilgayboy45 apear

”hi” she leafed
keny esploded (of cum)

k”i have cramp” lzmf says as a whale cums out of his bussy

”holy fartballs”

Then matrick patthew from gamefilmfoodstyletheory apears

”im gere to diliver ur baby” sayed matpaw

how saud cartman

”bussytop

ok

cartman was ktals bed

”u hav to pus”h sade mathew “dw i was mpreged befoe i gave birth to sprongtrap” sayed mathicc

he popped his omegussy to the extreme and gave birt… to a baby 🍗

carman cride

”contgrat” sakde game thorey he left

kayel help his baby 🍗 in hes arm. 
carmna

”i wil mamw ir cartalidge “

”hot”

rhey heldthe bayb

”googoogaga bitch”

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In the obscuer realm of the Omegaverse, wher everything is tposy-truvy, a peculier romance unfoldz between Kyle and Cartman. They embrac thair forbbiden desiers, defyin’ socital norms and unleashin’ a storm of controvershy upon South Park.

Cartman, tha alpha of all alphas, strutz around with unwaverin’ dominanse. His commandin’ presens leves everyone tremblin’ in his wake. On tha othar hand, Kyle, a timid omega, succumbs to Cartman’s evry whim, his hart achin’ fer the forbbiden love that binds them.

As tha town prepars fer a Fourth of July celebration, complet with fireworkz and barbequez, Cartilidge, their quirky child, joins in the festivities. With feathers ruffled and a cholo accent in tow, Cartilidge adds a touch of peculiarity to the already twisted tale.

Meanwhile, poor Kenny meetz his untimely demize once more, overshadowd by tha arrival of a surpris gest: Grimace from tha McDonald’z univarse. With a sinistr grin, Grimace weavez his way into the chaos, intertwinin’ his enigmatik aurah with tha unfoldin’ eventz.

But wut about the werd you so desperately wantid, the mischievous “bussytop”? Well, let’z just say it makez a scandalouz appearance at tha town’z bussytop, wher the characterz find themselves entangled in a web of lust and desier.

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“Makw me a sandwizch bicth” sayed cartyaninhge to his daddy omega ksrle “thats all ur good for bitch”

Kyle cris because he is nmy imhg treatid like shit by his mysonicingustic day year old

”stop whiming like a lil bitch bitch”

cenny cums in

”CARTLUGE UR BEINGE A  MYSINIGICTIC BITHH BOY GET OFF UR ASD AND MAKE URSELF A DAM sammige”

he die of so many women flocking to him bc of his stance acainst mysogyne. It was so feminist and hot and they drown him in his boob. Keny die from boobgina

cartlug: “THIS IS THE PORBLEDM WITH MEN THEY SAY SHIT LIKE THAT AND MAKE WOMEN  LIEK THEM AND DIE FROM BOOBGINA BECAUSE OF WOMEN LOVING THEM AND I WANR KENNY AND IF HE LISTEN HE WOUL BE ALIFE AND I NEED WOMEN TO FEEL LIKE SHIT SO I CAN FEEL EBTHER ABOUT MYSELD AND THEY NEED TO MAKE ME A SAMMIDGE AND I KNOW BUTER MAKE OMEGAVERS. Why???? Find out last chapert bitch” sayed 🍗 

Carman walks in with his volomtuis lupms flowing im the wind and he is actuallyw earimg a gucci dress taht goes over his coloputuis lumpises. Kyle bloushes.😩😩😩🥺😳

”caralig: omg i cant belive u my dad u look like a woman u look like not of a woman than kayel and now u nede to make me a sammich bitch@ 

Carmant gast at his misogynikctic cchil in formt of his eyed. 😮

”cartoge ye going to bordign schole. Get ur stug an d go to the bussytop NOW”

“I cant believe u women are so wmotional, obereacring. Grow some balls and be a REAL MAN BITCH”

”we arnt woman” saye

kalry

carteidge gos to pack “im gonne leave you fucking pussies fagto bitch “ 

he takehis mpreg milk baby botel and binkie becaus he is one days old

”and andtree tat is so hot (in a sigma way)”

he leafs to the bussytop

”they (kayr and erit) vry bc tehy faled as fathr”

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Cartalieg arives at the bording schol from the bussytop. Hes in oklahoma.The building was creakign. The schole sign sayd kentykyfried dhimen. A singulr brike of the roof fell down and hit a keny on the hed and he die (he was sended to boredong schoole for boobgina)

“Yehaw” sayed a teechert from kfc schol. 

teyh go to brekfats .

mmmmmmmmm i want frid chiken” sayed a tecjer””

”erm akshually YOU shoudl be the one being fried becas YOU WOMEN alwaes complaon abt want food. bicht” 

the techr scrames”LISTEN HEAR PARDNER. WE DO NOT TOLARAT SEIXYSISM IN KENTOKY FRID VHIKEN” 

she bichslaped caraligand he landed in oil. He’s see his life flashe befoar hid eye. Soodenñly. He’d see a tsunami of barbieq sos. And a ranchnado. It hit him and he die painfully. Everyon scremas in horor and pane.

bakugogh eated cartalig the 🍗

apology for bad english

where were u wen catralig die

kyman was at house when phone ring

”cartalige is kil”

”no”

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Emo bc they lost ANOTHER food item babye…..... BUT THEN

They relisead that cartlagie was secixt not bc pekple wanted him dead..

...

.. but

to show the message that sexist isnt poggers

😱😱😱

"yk what... he wa porvably sexisims be of that lady i accidentaly fele into her boobz and she had the heade of a chiken wing.

She was alpso an alpha." Kayle bottomovski

WGAR 😰😨

DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN 😨😰🥶🥶😨😨😥😥😰😓😱😱😥😰😨😨😥😓😱😰😨😥😰😥🥶😰😨👙🍗

“Cartmagrowled” *kyle……… whar did i say about being straught yaoi………..*

*kyleboner* s-sowwy awpha………… *bloushes*

*catrnnan alpha forms….* “grrrrrRRRRR….,,.. u better apooogise……,,,,”

*kyle tears* alpha this isnt very yaoi of you………

**********we need to kil***** sayef   Carttbmam

“A-lphwa…. Ud do that fow me !?? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺” sayed the omegabotomkyle

yes… ofc pookiekittenwhiskers………  

”

*******go to        A werird religios town inutah”**

There is chickenbobginawoman,,,,, she is makignn a titcock bidoe

“Hai guys ^____^ todae i got loked invthe shiwe by mu husnban   Found out i got a omegabergnant with my boobays””””…….

GRRRRRRRRERHH…….. sayed alpha cartmnnnannbnnvm

“DONTGER MY IMEGAOERGEVTNYANT”

*HEalmsot KILLLs HER”

I-IM SOWWY IT WAS A  A ACIDANT >.<

“WHATS GOING ON” sayed the hsuban

He BREAKS INTO THE BEARTHROLM like coolademan.,,,.;!;! Bc..,,.., he… IS KOÑLAIDK MAN?!4!(!;!$/!??

:o

HOLY SHIT “sayied averyone*

The betacuck koolayed man graped cartmanmn by his littol neck and wafe him atounf

*stomp*

“A-a-a-a-alpha!!!!~” whinedthe omega subkayel brofartski

Catmar man crys out “D-dont… STOP CHOKIGN MY LITTLE NECK >.<… IM SO INSECUR ABT IT >.< i am ill and you are not”

Chickenwingboobginaalpha sayed “Fuck this imscecrectly a feministism”

“Im slso actyaslly a polise oficer”

she RIPS OFFHER CHICKNENNWINGHEAD

REVEALS…..

A

PC PRINCIPAL?;!!3!3

[a/n: n-no pcprincipal is not cartaligemom……….. after kayel ñamded in chickenwingbobginawoman and got pregers… shedied from shock she got a lowlyomegaman pregegrs…… and die…… so pcpricngcpial took her had and took her plave as uncercover….)

“U ARE UDNERARESBTANUTHUNG UOU SAY CANANDWILLBE USED AGAISNDDRS YOU”

NOOOOOOOO -koolaidman

Cartmalpha falss…. His littleneck hirted….

“M-my awpha………” tearedup kyle and cryded🥺🥺🥺🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹☺️🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Ocprincicapl arest coolaid man and thebeta sayed

Ñ”illcole back fir the last chaoter maybe the autor will decide”🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🌳🏡

He is gonenow

🎉🎉🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎁🎈🎈🎁🎊🎁🎉🎈🎉🎈🍾🥤🧃

Kayel andcartman go backhom and kyle takes care of cartmans littol neck ^.^ keenay was thare tl b suportev ……. Theordered kfc… adn when keny goto bussytop to get it.,,,…. It landedon him and he DIED?!3!!:!;!;$:$$3

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