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"deku, meet me in ground A at 10 tonight"
as baekoo pulled up in his cadillac to ground A he questioned whether he should have brought his salted caramel flavoured lube.
"bakugy my manly step bro, whats on the menu for tonight?"
"ur ass I would hope", baked toast replied, reaching for dekus mommy milkers.
"woah owah wowah baguko, thats my no no spot. u can have this tho", mandoryita izonko put his wenis out to dangle in front of katsmookis drooling puckers. "well go on and whip urs out, I'm not gonna be the only mans with my wenis exposed to the night air."
kowcchen let out a wet sigh, he removed the potato sack he was wearing on his arm covering his g spot, and the scent of brushed potatoes whiffled through the air and floated all the way to the teacher dorms.
Aizaiwee sensei sat up in his yellow sleeping bag, "I smell potitties!" he exclaimed to the stuffed hipppopotomouse on his bedside table. without hesitation he got up and threw on his most seductive toilet paper scarf and ran downstairs to follow the scent.
"ok bagpooko, are u ready to touch wenises now?" mandaloriya said as he moved his elbow closer to katcoochies. as the intimate energy between them grew harder, they heard a panting in the distance.
"where are u my sweet peatatoes?" said a voice who just rounded the corner.
"electric razor head sensei? dicku and bag of goo said in unison, still with their elbows up inches away from each other.
"momdoraya and katsucky?! what are u sussy bakas doing on this fine potarto scented evening?"
the wenis lovers slowly lowered their arms in embarrassment and stepped away from each other.
"ok well anyway, I smelt peetatoes and was wondering if u knew where they are?" eyezawa exclaimed, drooling.
"umm u probably smelt my potato sack sir-" "OMG GIVE ME A POTTYTATO RIGHT NOW" earraper head demanded.
"umm I dont have anymore- oh wait! I just remembered I have an emergency pomtato", ballkugo reached down and pulled a pokertato wrapped in tin foil out from his ass with a grin.
"HURRY UP AND BAKE IT"
"im only baking it if we each get a third of it" bonkergo said sternly.
"ok just hurry bakedbeango, I'm close" aiaicaptainzawa said desperately.
bakungfugo activated his quirk and put the pooteetoo onto the flame on the palm of his hand, while everyone stood around and waited for it to bake.
"ok its done, cut it into thirds izookoo" bakongo ordered, placing the baked pottertato onto the ground.
"ALL MIGHTO SMASH" midorkiya screamed, splitting the freshly baked potato into three even pieces, handing the other two a piece each. they all happily stood there enjoying the poggertato that had come out of bakakugos ass minutes before.
"if u guys want butter just wait a second and let me finish" aiweeza said finally, with a grunt.