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"I mean it looks like he has a bisexual pin on his bag." Oikawa took a sip out his coffee. "You should go talk to him."
"No. Also, stop staring one of them will notice."
"It's not like you haven't been staring since they sat down! This is one of the few times you've expressed interest in anyone!"
"I don't care no, he's with a guy. They might be dating."
"Only one way to find out!"
"Oikawa no!" Iwaizumi whispered yelled to Oikawa.
"Hey, you excuse me," Oikawa said to the other table.
"Me or him?" Two guys said at the same time.
"I meant him." Oikawa laughed signaling to the guy with brown hair.
"Yes?" The guy wore a placid smile. "Do guys need something?"
He's so beautiful. Iwaizumi's face went warm. "No! …No we don't, I'm sorry about him!" Iwaizumi nudged Oikawa hard.
He was now regretted making that small comment about how he thought that guy was at the other table was kind of attractive. Well not kind of attractive, definitely attractive. "He is being an idiot that's all."
He should have known Oikawa would do something.
"No, we definitely do!" Oikawa smiled. "Could you come here for a moment?"
"Assikawa you idiot! I'm going to kill you!" Iwaizumi lightly growled under his breath so only the mention would hear.
"Shh, Iwa! I got this."
The stranger walked up to the table. "Alright, what do you need?"
"I've got a few questions for you."
"Oh, should I take a seat?" Curiosity was mildly evident in his voice.
"Sure." He waited for the guy to sit down before continuing. "First question! What's your name?"
"Ennoshita Chikara."
"Alright Ennoshita, I'm Oikawa Tooru and this stick-in-the-mud friend of mine is Iwaizumi Hajime.
"Pleasure to meet you both." Ennoshita's smile grew as he looked at Iwaizumi.
Iwaizumi felt his face warming up as he averted his gaze. Stupidkawa! I'm going to kill him. "Yeah."
"Alright! Next question. If you don't feel comfortable answering that's fine. Are you into guys? At all?" Okinawa asked.
Iwaizumi kicked Oikawa under the table getting a quiet hiss out of him.
"Yeah, I'm bisexual." Ennoshita laughed. "I have a pin on my bag." He signaled to the bag at his table.
"Oikawa stop being invasive." Iwaizumi sighed. "Sorry about him."
"It's no trouble." Ennoshita still had a smile on his face. "Not like I hide it."
"Ha! See Iwa!"
"You're still being crude."
Ennoshita just quietly laughed. "Any more questions?"
"So if you are bi… is that guy over there at your table your boyfriend?" Oikawa asked.
Ennoshita laughed again much louder than before as he failed to stifle it. "Akaashi. No way, we're just friends."
"I see." Oikawa hummed.
"So what's with all the questions?" Ennoshita asked
"Well, you see my brute of a friend thinks your cute and wanted to-" Oikawa was interrupted by a firm hand covering his mouth. "Mmm! Mhgg!"
" Shut the hell up! Shittykawa! Jerkawa! Assikawa!" Iwaizumi yelled his face beet red.
"Wait really?" Ennoshita started laughing while covering his mouth. When Iwaizumi looked at him confused and maybe upset he clarified. "That's honestly a relief."
"What?" Iwaizumi's grip loosed on Oikawa who hummed playfully before scooted his chair away.
"…I actually thought you are very handsome and wanted to talk to you but was terrified." Ennoshita's face was slowly getting redder as he fumbled over his words. "You were with Oikawa and though you guys might have been on a date so I didn't want to interrupt and create a problem."
"I…" Iwaizumi stared blankly.
"Ahem, this is where one of you asks for the other's number and to meet up sometime!" Oikawa whispered.
"Right! So… would want to exchange numbers and if you interested maybe go out sometime?" Iwaizumi finally choked out.
"Yeah, I'd like that a lot." Ennoshita smiled before going back to his table, coming back with a sheet of paper that had numbers scribbled on it. "I hate to leave but I have to go. See you soon."
"Yeah… see you later." Iwaizumi waved stiffly and smiled.
Ennoshita went with his friend who was probably was teasing him based on the way Ennoshita's face went red as he covered the mouth of the other.
Iwaizumi normally hated when Oikawa meddled with things that didn't relate to him. However maybe, just maybe this time it was a good thing. Maybe Oikawa wasn't always going to be a thorn in his side.
"You've got it bad Iwa!" Oikawa teased Iwaizumi who was still looking at Ennoshita as he left with a smile. "Or maybe you're checking out his 'lower quarters'."
"What! No! Shut up!" Iwaizumi's face went red as a scowl form. "What is wrong with you!"
Oikawa got up as he spoke in a sing-song tone ignoring Iwaizumi's honest protest. "Iwa is a perv, pervy Iwa!"
Or then again maybe not.