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The day was starting out ordinary as the sextuplets were doing absolutely nothing at the moment. However, it was getting close to lunchtime but the brothers could not decide what to have right now. The eldest brother felt his stomach growling as it started to eat itself feeling such a discomfort that it was getting into him.
“Man am I hungry!” Osomatsu blurted out to himself in the confined living room that the brothers were staying there. “Choromachu!!! Feed me please!!! I am hungry!!!” The eldest brother continued to whine as he leaned closer to Choromatsu.
“Then go get yourself something to eat dumbass!” He said to Osomatsu in a frustrating manner. Choromatsu pointed to the kitchen while he was reading his book, not wanting to stare at Osomatsu at the moment.
“Noooo the kitchen is far away and you’re closer! Please get something for me! I’ll die…” Osomatsu began laying on the floor pulling an act that he was going to die and suffer from starvation. However, the eldest did make a point since it was getting close to their lunchtime but their parents were not home to go make them something to eat.
“Well it is getting close to eating time!” said Choromatsu as he took a break from reading his book and looked at the clock now noticing what time it was.
“I wonder what we can have to eat around here?” Karamatsu was asking now noticing the clock as well and was getting a little hungry himself.
“Well since our parents are not home at the moment we should get something to eat for ourselves” Choromatsu was suggesting that all six of them should go out for lunch but having trouble deciding on what to have at the moment.
"I rather just have something from here then..." Ichimatsu said, implying that he did not want to leave the house even if it was just to go get some food unless if cats were involved then that is when he can go outside.
"I'LL HAVE ANYTHING!!!" said Jyushimatsu, shouting out loud but in reality cannot actually decide what to have, which was really a disappointment on his part.
“Please do nothing heavy for me! I want to have something light so I won’t spoil my appetite for dinner later on…” said Todomatsu out of nowhere as if he wanted his brothers to listen to what he wanted to say.
“No one cares…” said Ichimatsu replying to Todomatsu’s jerky comment which he felt pissed off having to hear that from him.
"Well, I'm going out to go get something to eat. If anyone wants to join me, you are welcome to come with me" Choromatsu made the suggestion which resulted in Karamatsu and Todomatsu to come and join their brother on an outing out to lunch. This left Osomatsu, Ichimatsu and Jyushimatsu to stay at the house until they were given one last chance to come with Choromatsu or otherwise the brothers would start to leave.
“Osomatsunii-san we’re going to go out for lunch you want to come with us?” asked Choromatsu while Osomatsu remained having his body flat on the floor. Suddenly, he crawls for a short time to a point where he grabs Choromatsu by the leg and begins to speak in a puny, weak voice.
“Meeeeeehhhhhh noooooooo…” Osomatsu said, sounding like his lips have been severely dry from walking into a desert. “Come stay with me Choromachuuuuu… I need youuuuuu…” Osomatsu said very creepily which made his brother very uncomfortable just by the sight of him and began shaking his leg for Osomatsu to get off of him.
“What the? You told me you were hungry as fuck just now!!! Do you want to come with us or not?!” Choromatsu was getting mad at his brother for not making up his mind on whether to eat or not. Osomatsu had nothing to say but to annoyingly moan at his brother. At least the hunger would not kill me but his reluctance of not wanting to eat anything and being a crying bitch about it might will.
“Fine be that way… I’m sure there is food here anyway jeez…” He then left along with Karamatsu and Todomatsu on the way to the front door. “I’M NOT BRINGING ANYTHING FROM THE RESTAURANT OKAY?!” Choromatsu made it clear to his brother about not wanting to bring food on the way home since he was getting into his nerves already. “OKAY WE’RE LEAVING!!!”
Now that the other brothers have left to go get something to eat, it leaves Osomatsu, Ichimatsu and Jyushimatsu being the only ones in the house with nothing to spare for the time being. Despite Choromatsu asking “nicely” for Osomatsu to go get something to eat, he had to decline even though he was hungry as fuck.
“EHHHHHH I’M SO HUNGRY!!! FEED ME ICHIMACCHAN!!!” Osomatsu was whining and still having hunger pains. He was a complicated person to deal with at the moment. However, Ichimatsu did not want to deal with his brother’s complaining and decided to ignore him.
“Just be quiet Osomatsunii-san I’m sure we will think of something…” Ichimatsu was trying to calm his eldest brother down hoping that he would be silent for the majority of the day. However, Jyushimatsu thought of an idea that suddenly hit him which gave him the ability to have this brilliant scheme he had in his mind. He had this idea that would really help them get together in one happy place by constructing this diabolical plan that he had in mind.
“OHH I KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!” Jyushimatsu just thought of an idea that would allow him to feel a sudden sensation coming right out of him. The silence had suddenly disappeared for Ichimatsu which he had to deal with Jyushimatsu’s obnoxious banter for the rest of the day.
“Let’s make a pizza together!” said the happy brother, having this spectacular idea to his brothers. Miraculously, hearing the word “pizza” made the deteriorating Osomatsu get up from the ground and his eyes were wide open with enthusiasm.
“OH BOY PIZZA!!!” Osomatsu said in a surprising way although it could probably be because he was so hungry that he didn’t care what they were going to have to eat. He was also taking his time of trying to get up and he was now full of energy and ready to take on the day for some reason.
Jyushimatsu was pleased to see that the brothers agreed to go make a pizza with their exciting brother. However, it could mean something else in their perspective which would then lead to certain consequences that were about to happen.
“Alright let’s go upstairs guys!” Jyushimatsu made the suggestion of having the two of them start cooking which is kind of strange at the moment. Usually, people go to the kitchen to go make something but in the brother’s case it is their bedroom.
Luckily, the brothers got the ingredients to make their pizza and headed upstairs to their bedroom where they would start preparing for their upcoming cooking sensation but probably not what they were going to expect specifically for the two brothers. Jyushimatsu was the one looking more forward to this certain strange project. He then grabbed a tub full of tomato sauce which was rather unusual to have it placed in the center of their room. The brothers were then confused over the entire context of the whole scenario which they did had their suspicions over this. Osomatsu was looking at the ingredients to see if anything was missing from their assortment now realizing that they did forgot something which was the most important ingredient out of everything.
“Uhhh Jyushimatsu? Where is the dough?” Osomatsu was asking his brother a question since you can’t make a pizza without dough obviously.
“YOU'RE THE DOUGH!” Jyushimatsu blatantly gave them a death stare that sent the both of them to a chilling feeling in their spine. They did not know what exactly did he mean by that even giving each other an unsure look on their face feeling confused and frightened over what might be going on with them. "NOW TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!!!" Then, the brother now instructed that Osomatsu and Ichimatsu need to take their clothes before they began cooking. They had striped themselves to only their bare naked asses were showing while trying to cover their shame as they were staring at their nude bodies together.
“Why are we naked?” asked Ichimatsu, saying it as compassionately as possible coming from someone who actually enjoys being naked. But then, Jyushimatsu was getting slightly pissed off and annoyed at his brothers constantly asking questions about his antics.
“Because we’re making a pizza!!! NOW SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!!!” Jyushimatsu was trying to be nice to his brothers about the situation but they kept asking questions on wanting to know what was really going on here. The two kept on questioning Jyushimatsu's antics but that only made him more madder and madder and so they decided on not wanting to say anything else then. Then, things were starting to get very hectic between Jyushimatsu and the other brothers.
"I'm going to knead the dough! Osomatsunii-san?!?!" Jyushimatsu had his sleeves rolled up as if he was ready to give his brother a dreadful massage. However, his brother was not up for the challenge as he knows he painful Jyushimatsu gives his massages to his brothers. The process was getting too much for Osomatsu to handle as he could feel his organs being squished to death from the sharp fingers that were getting pierced onto his skin by Jyushimatsu. His hands were like knifes that were stabbing his back and lumber area causing Osomatsu to feel a sudden sense of discomfort and pain that was effecting him in every way possible.
"AAAAHHHHHH WOWWWWWWW OOHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEE!!!!" Osomatsu did not know how to feel from all of this so he just said some sounds that seemed rather appropriate for him to do. He was in severe pain having to get his bones crushed by his younger brother who was violently giving him a massage despite saying that he was going to be gentle with him. Although being Osomatsu, he still enjoys being in pain despite his bones and organs being crushed together at the moment.
"Now I give you a massage Ichimatsunii-san!" said Jyushimatsu who was still sitting on Osomatsu's back but instead looked at Ichimatsu. However, the feeble cat brother did not want any part of the massage and suggested to not have one even if it looked like it was going to kill him. Jyushimatsu begins by splashing tomato sauce on Osomatsu without having any idea that the sauce was actually heated to a boiling temperature. This caused their skin to suffer through third-degree burns from the death by red sauce.
“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!” The sheer pain was getting to Osomatsu’s skin but not wanting to disappoint Jyushimatsu at the same time and just went with it.
“Is something the matter Osomatsunii-san?!” Jyushimatsu was asking his brother in an agitated manner in a way that he felt annoyed.
“No no Jyushimatsu I love it! I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!” Osomatsu lied to his brother to not make him feel bad over what he is doing to them no matter how unusual the predicament is for them to enjoy being that as it may.
“JYUSHI-CHAN!!! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!” Ichimatsu screamed in pain while trying to rub his eyes from the discomfort that the tomato sauce was giving him. He could not see what was going on with him at the moment but Jyushimatsu did not care at all.
“NOW KISS!!! SMOTHER!!!” Jyushimatsu instructed them to completely make out with each other despite being in this saucy state. However, if not doing what they were told it would mean tragic consequences for the both of them.
“No! No! No! Smother! SMOTHER!!!” Jyushimatsu was ordering his brothers to rub their bodies together with the tomato sauce. The brothers were getting uncomfortable with their situation but Jyushimatsu only wanted to see some action that was going on right now.
“What the fuck is your problem?!” Osomatsu was getting pissed off at Jyushimatsu while trying to stand up to him. Unfortunately, that only made Jyushimatsu mad and did not want to hear any criticism that was given to him.
“KEEP KISSING!!! KEEP KISSING!!! I WANT TO SEE MORE!!!” Jyushimatsu kept encouraging his brothers to make out and fuck each other despite the mess that all three of them had made in their bedroom.
“Yes good! NOW IT’S TIME FOR THE CHEESE!!!” Jyushimatsu blurted out after seeing such enjoyment and success over what his brothers were doing, he begins to feel escentric and prepared to get his bucket of shredded mozzarella cheese ready for thrilling just waiting to happen. However, the brothers were not looking forward to this one very bit.
Jyushimatsu then starts to throw a bucket of shredded mozzarella cheese at his brothers like it was snowing inside their bedroom. Osomatsu and Ichimatsu were not impressed over what was going on having their brother act this way. Ichimatsu was starting to feel slight discomfort due to the mozzarella cheese that kept getting easily caped on to his clitoris. He had a hard time getting it off of him as he kept rubbing himself only for the cheese to quickly spread on his pelvic area.
“Ehhh it’s stuck what is this?” Ichimatsu was uncomfortable having to have such a now cheesy clit and bringing it to his demise. Osomatsu tried to use his fingers to dig the cheese right out of his kitty but Jyushimatsu would not allow that from ever happening. At least the cheese was helping them cool their skin off from the hot meddling sauce it had burning on their skin. Now only being covered with cheese and tomato sauce, Osomatsu and Ichimatsu were stuck in an unsettling position while not being able to get out from the hectic hands of their lunatic brother. The two brothers remained hugging on each other like they were stuck together from a horrible glue incident.
“Jyushimatsu please! This is not going so well! You need to stop this right now!” Osomatsu was trying to warn his brother but it was getting too much for him. So instead, he just kept ignoring them until it was time for them to shut their mouths.
Then, it was time to put the toppings on them which could get a little interesting to see what it would happen for the both of them. However, Jyushimatsu was not helping make the situation any better, causing such a strange presence in their time of need. He kept wanting to do whatever the hell he wanted to do with Osomatsu and Ichimatsu like they had no other choice but to suffer with anything he was throwing at them. He kept throwing an assortment of chopped and sliced meats and vegetables creating some sort of supreme pizza on them. They were both disgusted with the cold toppings being thrown at them very maniacally as Jyushimatsu did not know when to stop. Finally, that entire mess can be put to rest without any repercussions having to be lying around for them to suffer yet another treatment the two brothers would have to go through. Then, it would get out of control from this moment on but sooner did they know that the surprise they were getting was too far from being over. There was still more torture that they needed to deal with and now having to still be in the hands of the deranged brother.
“Alright, we are done here!” Jyushimatsu was instructing them to get off of the sauce tub which brought an interesting relief on their part. The two began to take some rags they brought for upstairs and began to clean up the disgusting mess of sauce and toppings on their bedroom. However, Jyushimatsu was not satisfied with the outcome of what he was witnessing just now and began to feel irritated at them over doing something they were not instructed to do at first which only brought a little frustration in his perspective.
“HEY!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" The eccentric brother was yelling at them, as the two were scrubbing away the stains of the walls and carpet, which for some reason made him mad.
“NO TOWEL!!! LEAVE THE MESS ALONE!!!” Jyushimatsu yelled at the both of them by all means of not wanting to clean the mess they have made. After that, Jyushimatsu took the two messy brothers downstairs to the kitchen where they look at their brother turning on the oven for some reason.
"What are we doing here? I thought it was over..." Ichimatsu came telling seeing that they still had to be naked despite no longer having to rub each other with cheese and whatever toppings being thrown at them.
“Oh it’s not over yet…” Jyushimatsu made it clear that their form of torture was far from over and it was only the beginning for them.
"Ummm what do you mean?!" Osomatsu questioned Jyushimatsu yet again but that did not make him any less angry about it and continued to show them
“You two need to go to the oven..." Jyushimatsu said calmly but this only resulted to Osomatsu and Ichimatsu screaming over the thought of their brother wanting to kill them in a brutally fashion. Sadly, it was too late for them to escape as Jyushimatsu grabbed a hold of Osomatsu right on the ass and began to tackle him down like he was a runaway pig squealing for his life.
“THE ASS HAS THE MOST FILLING!!!” Jyushimatsu clenched his hands onto Osomatsu's asscheeks by having his fingernails pierce through the skin making it more painful for the brother to go through.
“Oh dear god…” said Ichimatsu having to be force to see such an unpleasant sight of the oldest brother getting his ass grabbed by Jyushimatsu.
“AAAAHHH AAAAAHHHH AAAAAHHHH!!!” Osomatsu screamed in a high pitched tone feeling violated that his buttcheeks were about to get molested with cheese or whatever toppings they had left in the kitchen.
"You know I prefer to have a stuffed crust on my pizza how about you Ichimatsunii-san?" Jyushimatsu was asking politely to his brother except was given no response in return which only made things more awkward for the both of them. Then, Jyushimatsu starts to splits Osomatsu's ass in half which brought excruciating pain to the eldest brother having him scream and cry out of sheer pain like a pterodactyl.
“What the fuck?! He just tore the fuck out of Osomatsunii-san’s ass apart!!! Is Jyushimatsu really trying to eat us?! This is sickening!!!” Ichimatsu thought to himself as he could not stand witnessing this any longer only to feel disgusted by the sheer sight of it. He wanted to vomit from this massacre that was happening but it was just too much for him and could not bare to look at his brothers any longer.
“ICHIMACCHAN SAVE YOURSELF!!! I’M DYING!!!” Osomatsu said while being at his last breath trying to keep himself together from all of this that was happening to him.
“Do you like extra sauce on your pizza?” He then asked his brother Ichimatsu which he would not do anything about it but to try and attack Jyushimatsu as if he had no other choice but to do so. He knew he didn't want to come to this but seeing how mad Jyushimatsu has become it was getting too far and felt like he had lost all sight of the happy brother he once knew about for a very long time.
“I know saving Osomatsunii-san was too late for me but at least he is in a better place now. No more screaming from him anymore… Now you will rest…” Ichimatsu was being sincere over the death of the eldest brother but yeah it was time for the both of them to have reach their fate at this point now having to suffer from the intense heat that was their own kitchen oven. He began charging towards Jyushimatsu but sadly this caused him to open the door of the very hot oven in which Ichimatsu tripped on to his death.
Osomatsu and Ichimatsu were now screaming to death as the oven cooked them ever so painfully having no way of getting out of there from the inside. The lid was incredibly shut which made being in the inside of the oven feel like the fiery pits of hell enraging on them. The flames and inside of the oven were cooking their bodies on the inside and outside which one could imagine how excruciating it must be in there. Their skin was burning to a point where it became dark red until it turned black and smoking with their bones being exposed out of their skin getting more cooked than before. Jyushimatsu stares at their burning bodies being cooked as he smiles and lick his lips enjoying the pain being afflicted to his own brothers while seeing how good they will turn out to be. His eyes were wide open not wanting to miss a minute of their skins and entrails sizzling out of control. By the time, the heat was cooking right through them that the sound of their agonizing screaming has stopped suddenly only for silence to be heard for the rest of the cooking time. Jyushimatsu finally realized what he had done but was also happy over how his main course came out in the end.
The pizza was not the best appetizing thing to ever set forth on this planet but to Jyushimatsu it was the best thing that he has ever created in his charming life. Just then, it was now getting into supper time where the other three brothers were finally returning home from their outing and errands. Jyushimatsu was intrigued to see them finally arrive and was willing to give them what they deserve although not in a very interesting way for that matter which was soon getting them into nowhere and was about to become some horrifying experience for them entirely. The brothers have finally arrived home as they entered through the front door to tell the rest of the brothers that they were home already.
"Hey something smells good!" Karamatsu got a good sensation of the smell that was coming entirely from the kitchen where Jyushimatsu was preparing them the special meal right in front of them.
"Hey guys you're home?! That's great! I made you all pizza for dinner!" Jyushimatsu was sticking his head out from the kitchen and was ready to prepare the brothers with what he had cooking in the oven. The brothers were sitting on the living room table getting ready to enjoy their supper as Jyushimatsu came out to present what he had created for them.
"I made you guys a pizza! Hope you like it!" Jyushimatsu said with positivity knowing that what he had made did look very appetizing for them to enjoy.
“Oh thank you Jyushimatsu, that is so nice of you!” Choromatsu was smiling being grateful that their brother was able to serve them as a form of kind gesture. The other brothers were very honored to have a generous brother cook dinner for them despite having to eat lunch while they were away. Although, the question has yet to come at them anytime soon such as where in the world are Osomatsu and Ichimatsu? Probably they have forgotten all about the two brothers and were too distracted by the delicious smell of the pizza that just came out of the oven.
"I'm going to clean up now!" he said leaving the living room while having to go back to the kitchen to care of the problem on his own and cleaning up the mess.
"Well then let's eat!" The brothers were thanking for the food and after that were able to take their first bite of the delectable yet cruel looking pizza. Karamatsu was the first to try the unique pizza but as soon as he was about to something was staring directly towards him with a topping that looked too much like an eyeball. The pizza slice then gave Karamatsu a disturbing stare which send shivers right down to his spine.
“Eh?! What the hell is this?!” said Karamatsu noticing the eyeball that was directly on his slice. “My pizza slice is looking right at me very unsettling..." He was so traumatized that he couldn't even take a lick of the slice except Jyushimatsu could have been watching them eat the pizza so they have no other choice but to indulged on the pizza no matter how grotesque it looks. And with that, Karamatsu put the entire slice in his mouth trying to not gag over the repulsive smell and taste it was giving off. Tears were flowing down from his face the more he shoved the slice right to his throat it was too much for him to handle.
Now, it was Todomatsu's turn to go have a try on his pizza slice which again had a topping that did not look appetizing nor edible to enjoy for consumption. He noticed a weird looking "mushroom" on his slice of pizza and quickly pulled it from the messy cheese and began taking a closer observation of it. After careful consideration, Todomatsu realizes that his mushroom slice is way more than he anticipated ever in his life. “Ahhhhh why is there an ear on my pizza slice?! Ew ew!!!” Todomatsu was freaking out from the terrible sight but did not want to yell and scream about it at the same time or else Jyushimatsu would hear him and get angry with them. Todomatsu needed to calm down and just had to deal with eating the slice of pizza that he had by just going for it right now. Sadly, his weak stomach could not handle keeping the pizza in his system especially since his tongue kept touching the bloody and sliced ear pizza topping. He wanted to vomit so badly had to swallow it as well to not upset Jyushimatsu.
Then, it was Choromatsu’s turn to take a bite of the cursed pizza and to see from his own perspective by trying to figure out what in the world could be the problem. He felt a strange tough and chewy sensation from the pizza topping that he was sinking his teeth into. It also made it hard for him to swallow not being able to tear the meaty substance into smaller pieces and leaving a very pungent aftertaste at that. After taking a closer observation, it was until then that Choromatsu realized what he had been biting into that was considered the most gross topping of them all. Let’s just say that Osomatsu and Ichimatsu were also circumcised when they got cooked in the oven and Choromatsu was in for a surprise.
“I hope to god it better not be what I think it is!!!” Choromatsu was disgusted at the sight of what he had to witness right now. He couldn’t chew it any longer then decides to take out a piece of foreskin out of his mouth.
"HEY GUYS!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THE PIZZA?! WAS IT GOOD?!" Jyushimatsu came to the living room full of energy which scared the living hell out of the other brothers. They were asked a serious question by their brother but did not want to disappoint him with the news that they were about to tell him.
"Well no offense Jyushimatsunii-san, but that pizza was the worst thing I have ever tasted! It's a good thing Osomatsunii-san and Ichimatsunii-san weren't here to witness this otherwise they would have been starving to death!" Todomatsu was going overboard with the criticism that is pissed off Karamatsu and Choromatsu more They tried to stop their youngest brother by saying any more harsh opinions about what he was just served but he kept going with whatever left he had something to say about it.
"WAIT! So you don't like my cooking?!" Jyushimatsu said with an emotionless expression on his face having no idea what message he was trying to send towards his brothers. They would assume that it was something serious while still trying to give their honest feedback over the whole course without setting off anything that their brother was going to unleash.
"NO NO NO!!! It's not that we don't love it but maybe try and use some original ingredients instead of going too far with the unique toppings?" Choromatsu was trying to calm Jyushimatsu down by trying to say that the pizza was not really good in the nicest way possible for him to understand.
"YES BURAZA YOU MADE EXCELLENT PIZZA!!! 1000% PIZZA!!! NICE PIZZA!!! GOOD JOB!!!" Karamatsu tried giving Jyushimatsu some encouragement to prevent from going to threaten them from Todomatsu's ruthless negativity. He even gave his brother a thumbs up hopefully he had forgotten what Todomatsu said to him but nope those harsh words were still reminiscing in his mind and with that he had finally lost it.
His body and temper was getting out of control like he wanted to go feral on their ass for hating his cooking and proceeded to start losing his mind within a few minutes in this moment of time. Jyushimatsu was holding back his tears of devastation and instead of getting over with what his brothers said about the food, he now went into the extent of attempting yet another genocide occuring in the Matsuno household. His smile became more malevolent and his teeth turning into vicious sharp fangs while his eyes became more beast like giving off a vibe that look like he was a predator about to attack his prey.
"YOU WILL ALL FUCKING DIE!!! PREPARE TO BE COOKED!!!" Jyushimatsu now going on a killing rampage while taking out what looked two sharp knifes with holding one on each hand and started chasing the remaining three brothers. They were screaming for their lives trying to not get cut to death by the mentally deranged psychopath that Jyushimatsu has now become.
Well, now it had to be done with Jyushimatsu becoming such a mad man by turning his brothers into a pizza and creating such a devastating result for the others to enjoy. Unfortunately, this caused the other brothers to feel that they may be the next "ingredients" for whatever meal Jyushimatsu has in mind for next time. Although, who can Jyushimatsu serve those cryptic creations from now on as well as what other people are going to be victimized for his constant cooking abilities? Jyushimatsu was about to prepare himself for his appetizing intentions and maybe might have an interest in something that is more to his liking after all. The other brothers had no idea what they were going up against and expected that something was definitely wrong with their brother as well as his cooking. This nightmare was never going to end bringing such a dark chaotic vibe in the atmosphere which would lead to something catastrophic just waiting to happen. The brothers knew they had to run until it was too late for them to become one’s next dinner meal, causing no chance of getting saved now.
One might wonder what the next course would be then?