Chapter 1: The Beginning of Doom
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Chapter 1/I don't know if I will make more chapters
After 1998's IMAC72 (International Murderous Animal Conference 72), the Goose came forth with an idea. "Let's go to a random town and hang out in an abandoned construction place!" "Alright let's go!" The Goat said before running off in a random direction (North-East). The Goose and the Deer followed her, the Deer destroying many trees before they finally found a town. They heard a man shouting "Swiss Miss: INSTANT PISS!!", but they ignored it. It is just Sam O'Nella, nothing to see there. They quickly ran into a giant, unfinished concrete structure and the Goose build a small hut for them on the 7th floor. They all went inside the hut and sat down on some makeshift seats.
The Deer sat down next to the Goat, and the Goat sat down next to the Goose. "So... How has your day been?" The Deer asked, casually blowing up a car driving past the building. "Amazing" The Goose replied "Great," said the Goat. "You know, I think the Queen was supposed to be in Balmoral tomorrow. Maybe we should prank her?" The Goose said. "Good idea!" The Goat said.
A Few Hours Later...
Everyone went back to their own houses, except for the Goose. He went to the Goat's house because he just got evicted.
Chapter 2: Balmoral... Why not?
Summary:
The Death Trio goes to Balmoral, and things go wild.
(Happy new year! 2022)
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Chapter 2/don't ask me
The Goat walked up to Balmoral Castle and walks over to a palace guard. "Baaa (I want to join the army and fight for the Empire.)" The Goat said. The guard said yes. He joins the royal navy and he is sent to America to fight.
While that is happening, the Goose and the Deer have a nice chat with The Queen and they become friends, losing all interest in stealing from her and trashing the place.
The Goat was approaching Washington DC and 'Rule, Britannia!' was blasting out of every speaker on the ship. Admiral Nelson was there too. An American warship approached. The Britannia (the ship the Goat was on) fired their cannons at the American ship, tearing a big hole in the side, making it sink very quickly. The soldiers on the American ship jumped into the water. Instead of helping them, the Goat fired at the swimming soldiers with the cannons and killed them. When they landed in the city, the Americans surrendered instantly (after a few bombs). The British Empire was finally restored to its former glory!
RULE BRITANNIA! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!