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Gawdon Bennet! Once upon a time in da faraway land known as da in'ernet, a lone author attempted ter write when exhausted. OK? Why did they not wai' until they was well rested ter create their masterpiece? The answer was a simple one: poor time managemen' an' loomin' deadlines. Know what I mean? But blimey, they didn't wan' ter 'i' what dreaded default button, nor 'ave da exchange's moderator 'i' i' fer 'em, but da seconds was tickin' down ominously….. Nuff said, yeah?
In da end, they fucked up. The exchange gods won an' now they've gone an' lost their good writer status. How awful fer 'em, ain't it?