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-- PrsntMc has created a groupchat --
-- PrsntMc has added you and 42 others to the groupchat --
-- PrsntMc has named the groupchat 'YEAR 2 HERO COURSE GC!!!!! YEAHHHHAAA!!!' --
-- KaminariDenki has changed the groupchat name to 'Let's Get Litty' --
Aizawa: i regret sleeping through the meeting voting on this
PrsntMc: Relax!!!! It'll help us all keep in contact!!!
Aizawa: we already live in their dorm building with them
MinaAshido: Aizawa-sensei!!! We got hot sauce stuck on Todoroki's bellybutton while doing body shots and he froze it onto himself and now Sero's tongue is stuck
Aizawa:
Aizawa: where are you kids?
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TenyaIida: What is a 'body shot'?
SeroHanta: Regret
TenyaIida: ?
SeroHanta: dw bout it
KirishimaEijirou: Thank you mom!!!
KirishimaEijirou: I mEAN-
Aizawa: I
Aizawa: no problem pup.
MinaAshido:
MinaAshido: MOMZAWA!!!!!
Aizawa: dont you dare
MinaAshido: You know you loovvee usss!!!!
Aizawa: im taking a nap bother Mic if you need something
-- MinaAshido has changed Aizawa's nickname to 'Momzawa' --
Momzawa: @Mic take away their permissions
PrsntMc: It's all in good fun, Momzawa
Momzawa: i regret letting you make the chat
MinaAshido: Present Dad
TodorokiShouto: i wish mine wasnt
Momzawa: yike
PrsntMc: :')
-- PrsntMc has changed their nickname to PrsntDad --
PrsntDad: My true calling,, your new father
PrsntDad: Oh speaking of! You may have noticed that one of your classmates hasn't been around; Minoru Mineta has been expelled
PrsntDad: Thank God
PrsntDad: He will be replaced by a student moving up from general studies, you might know him from the sports festival
Kendou: SORRY! MONOMA GOT US EXTRA TRAINING WITH ALL MIGHT!
Hoenoma: Shut up ;/
Kendou: no yoUDNDNDNnznsn OH SORRY FOR INTERUPTING! I DIDN'T NOTICE!
PrsntDad: No worries!! :)!
PrsntDad: As I was saying, meet your new classmate; @ShinsouHitoshi !!!
ShinsouHitoshi: Oh
Deku: Oh welcome!!! Do you need help moving into the dorms??
TenyaIida: Welcome to our class, from your class representitive : ) ! ! ! !
-- ShinsouHitoshi has changed their nickname to 'Tired boye hours' --
Tired boye hours: I moved in in the night
Tired boye hours: thanks though, I guess
Hoenoma: 2-A's so pathetic they've already had a classmate kicked out I see :))))
Kendou: Monoma! :(
Hoenoma: ;P You can't hit me through the phone :))))
Kendou: Shush.
Kendou: But welcome to the hero course! You were rather interesting to watch in the sports festival, I'm Kendou Itsuka, class 2-B's representitive!
Tired boye hours: thanks
Deku: Sorry for responding late!!! I was just looking at my notes!!! Will you be starting on Monday???
Tired boye hours: i think so
Tired boye hours: @momzawa ?
Tired boye hours:
Tired boye hours: well that's a change
PrsntDad: You'll be starting Monday!! We moved you in on the Saturday night so you have a day to get to know your classmates better!! :-)!
PrsntDad: Mommyzawa's asleep right now :-)
Hoenoma: Can you see if he found my box yet? :/
PrsntDad: Oh the pretty blue one? I found that earlier for you :-) I left it outside your room!
Hoenoma: It's not here :// @2-A which one of you fuckers stole it? Bastards
TenyaIida: Please refrain from using such language!!!! We are in the hero course, we must set good examples!!!
Hoenoma: Fuck
KaminariDenki: Piss
MinaAshido: Shit
SeroHanta: Ass
TodorokiShouto: Bosoms
KaminariDenki: Such nsfw mani w0w
Hoenoma: Fucking stealing my jokes to take the spotlight, typical :/
Deku: Why is Iida crying again?
Deku: Oh
Uravity: Wow I've missed stuff
Uravity: Oh no Iida!! dbdb I'll get his blanket!!!
TenyaIida: Thank you . : (
Momzawa: i told you to bother Mic if you needed something, so why has Mina just come and woken me up again?
Momzawa:
Momzawa: coming
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Uravity: Who's bringing snacks for the movie night tonight?
AoyamaYuuga: I will~
Uravity: No, you'll only bring cheese and Dark Shadow's lactose intolerant and cannot control himself when it comes to food
AoyamaYuuga: He has great tastes,,, but alas, his biology curses him
Dark Shadow: :'(
MinaAshido: @KaminariDenki @SeroHanta @KirishimaEijirou and I can!!!
Uravity:
Uravity: You can only buy one packet of party rings this time, buy something for everyone.
MinaAshido: Party pooper :'(
TodorokiShouto: We're out of hot sauce
Momzawa: no hot sauce
Momzawa: i'll take you all to choose some snacks, but one thing each. If you want anything extra buy it with your own money.
MinaAshido: All right Momzawa!!!!!
KyoukaJirou: I can already imagine the great regret in his eyes
PrsntDad: Oo get some oranges
Momzawa: get them yourself i'm not supervising forty kids alone
Kendou: We need to find Monoma's box before we go! He needs his suppressants!
Momzawa: @TenyaIida look for that please
TenyaIida: Alright !
Hoenoma: Gross get your dirty paws away from my box
TenyaIida: I do not have paws ! And if I did I can assure you that they would Not be dirty !
Hoenoma: :///
PrsntDad: Oh I didn't realise 2-B was coming as well, I'll text Vlad :-)
Momzawa: k
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Momzawa: we have been in here for not even a minute and you've all run off i hate this
Momzawa: you all had better be back at the registers by the time i've finished
Momzawa: any quirk usage in the shop and you get detention
Momzawa: Mic stop encouraging them i can hear you
PrsntDad: We're just having fun!
Momzawa: if the light that just smashed was you then I'm making you pay for everything they want to buy
PrsntDad:
PrsntDad: Alright little listeners you heard Aizawa, we have to play it cool! Not too much chaos, alright? I'll treat you all to a dvd if you're all good!
Momzawa: Mic. where's Bakugo?
PrsntDad:
PrsntDad: @Kendou @TenyaIida watch everyone I need to find Bakugo
MinaAshido: lmao how many marshmallows do you guys think I can fit in my mouth?
SeroHanta: A l l of them don't be a coward
KaminariDenki: Do the jumbo ones instead
Momzawa: you better not be doing what i think you're doing
-- KirishimaEijirou has added BoomBoom to the groupchat --
Momzawa:
Momzawa: Mic you forgot to add Bakugo what the fuck
PrsntDad: Oh that makes sense now
Momzawa: how do you just forget one of our pups?
Momzawa: the*
KaminariDenki: OwO???
MinaAshido: OWO!!!!
Momzawa: stfu you can do that later
Momzawa: @BoomBoom where are you?
BoomBoom: Where the fuck are YOU? And what the fuck is up with your username?
Momzawa: are you still at the dorms?
BoomBoom: I'm watching Pinkie and Pikachu shove giant ass fuckin marshmallows in their fucking mouths
Momzawa: okay everyone's fine then.
PrsntDad: WE HAVEN'T PAID FOR THOSE YET QUICK SHOVE THEM BACK IN THE BAG
MinaAshido: From our mouths??
PrsntDad: YES
Momzawa: no
MinaAshido: Bet here we go
BoomBoom: That's fucking disgusting
Momzawa: @Mic you're paying for those seperately from the rest of us
PrsntDad: That's fair enough
PrsntDad: Let's go pay for them now so you can play it while the others choose!
KaminariDenki: !!!! YEET
Tired boye hours: there's nothing i want here
Momzawa: tell us if you change your mind
Momzawa: AOYAMA GET OFF THE TOP OF THAT SWEETS ISLE RIGHT NOW
AoyamaYuuga: No~
Momzawa: i never want to be a parent
Invisibitch: I think you already are at this point!
Momzawa: i know and i hate it
PrsntDad: Paid for the marshmallows
Momzawa: good
Kendou: Aizawa-sensei
Momzawa: oh god
Kendou: We have a bit of a situation here,,,