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Summary:

Peter makes a spider man account because his annoying yet lovable best friend suggested so.

Tony has long wondered who the masked vigilante from queens really is.

 

In a world where Tony has no clue who spider man is and where Ned wont stop messaging Peter, Tony will try to find out who the masked hero is once in for all.

include some peter x mj moments and a whole bunch of humor

enjoy! x

PS: This fic is highly inspired bt fungishh's Twitter is a meme ♥ go sheck this fic out (but u have probably already read it)

Notes:

What? a nicely formatted twitter fic with a plot?

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Peter Parker @PeterP

Hey just got twitter :)

Like Retweets

 

 Chair Guy @nediskool
OMG Peter finally!!! Im so proud of u!!! but PLEASE change that username

 

Fastest Man Alive @Flasher
Lmao nerd got 0 Retweets

 

Michelle Obama Jones @EMJAY
Welcome to twitter loser.

 


Twitter DMs

@nediskool PETER 
@nediskool PETER
@nediskool PETER

@PeterP Jesus Christ Ned I'm here calm down lol

@nediskool PETER I GOT AN AMAZING IDEA

@PeterP I'm listening

@nediskool MAKE A SPIDER MAN TWITTER ACCOUNT

@PeterP Ned. No.

@nediskool Peter you HAVE to do it! you can post selfies and stuff! And the avengers might follow you!!!! Comeoncomeoncomon

@PeterP Ned that a terrible idea! and i absolutely dont want the avengers to follow me
@PeterP plus, they could find out my identity 

@nediskool Come on peteeeeer do it at least just for one day

@PeterP No

@nediskool pleeeeeeaaaaasssseeee

 @PeterP No

@nediskool ok fine ill tell mj u like her then

@PeterP wtf ned no

@nediskool then make a spider man twitter account

@PeterP ...
@PeterP okay then. just for one day 

@nediskool YAAAAAS 

@nediskool and u should change that username btw
@nediskool Peter?