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Hello!
Most of you probably know me by now because of my other work (which you guys should totally go check out by the way).

And I’m here to share my random thoughts with y’all! This is just my opinion and I’m just having fun with this. I’m not taking any requests for the one shots, it might chance but not for the moment.
If you do have any agere related ideas, I have a one shot book dedicated to it that you can leave a comment on if you’d like.

Anyways! I hope you guys enjoy!

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When Tommy came out as trans, the first person he told was Wilbur then Tubbo. Wilbur was very supportive of him while Tubbo came out to Tommy as non-binary. They’re still best friends and they both like to think that their friendship grew closer that day. And anyone who would ever even try to disrespect either of them, they would have to deal with Wilbur. And nobody wants that.

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Sapnap is a blaze hybrid who was abandon in the nether and one day when Bad was searching the nether he came upon a small baby crying in the nether. Immediately he was shocked and confused but set out to find the source. That’s when he met Sapnap. He looked around to see if there was anyone but there was nothing. Carefully picking up the child, he brought him back home with him, adopting him as his child. You can imagine the shock that Skeppy had when Bad came home with a baby.

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Every weekend on Saturday morning Bad would wake up Skeppy and Sapnap early to make muffins. They hate waking up early but love the quality time they all get to spend together.

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Sapnap’s first word was ‘dada’ and it was directed towards Bad. Bad cried from happiness. It was a great day for him. Skeppy was a little jealous but soon got over it when Sapnap looked at him and called him ‘papa’. He would never admit to crying over it.

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When Jschlatt slips into his headspace he only really trusts Quackity and Tubbo. They watch him when he’s little and sometimes when they can tell he’s overworked or overwhelmed they try to coax him into being little. He rarely goes out in public like that, and he tends to be quite clingy to them. Not that they’re complaining. Tubbo likes being able to watch over him and play stuff with him while Quackity likes the fact that he’s found healthier habits to deal with stress and that he’s opening up more with them. Whenever they are out in public, he’s really shy and won’t really leave their sides.

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Schlatt has a stuffed sheep that Eret made him. (He wanted a sheep, yes I know he’s a ram). He’s one of the few people who knows that he’s little but still incredibly shy around them. Eret thought it was really cute and has offered many times if they could make Schlatt more stuff for him. Now almost all of his little clothes are specially made by Eret.

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The first time Quackity saw little Schlatt, he didn’t know what to do.
He didn’t know how to feel or if he should feel anything at all.
It was very weird at first though, one of the most powerful men he knew was crying, freely, in front of him.

He wanted to help, but wasn’t sure how. That was until he raised his arms and Quackity was quick to pick up that he wanted to be picked up.
So he did.
Schlatt calmed down almost instantly and kept his face buried into his chest. They sat down and Quackity was again, really confused, but he held him anyways.
Soon enough they both fell asleep.

The next morning when they woke up Schlatt was quite embarrassed and kept trying to lie his way out of it. Quackity saw through all of them.
Schlatt sighed and finally told him the truth.
Quackity finally understood why he was acting so different last night. But he fully supported him and saw it as a great way for him to relieve stress.
He told him that the next time he felt small he could come to him.
Schlatt blushed and scoffed but thanked him for doing that, and that he’s keeping him to his word.

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Since they’re living together Sapnap has been pushing down his regression so Dream doesn’t find out about it. Sadly, this doesn’t work and only results in him breaking down in front of him crying from too much stress. Dream then had to find his little gear and piece together what it meant. When he understood he was very chill and accepting about him and ever since that day he’s been his cg.

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It’s not often but it’s happened when all three of them regressed together. George is usually the oldest at around 4, Dream is 3 and then Sapnap is usually the youngest at 2.
When all three of them are little there’s not much they can do so they walk around the server a bit.
When they ran into Tubbo and Tommy, the teens were very confused until they realized what was going on and watched them for a bit.
They never knew they could get attached to them like that.

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When Tommy and Dream we’re stuck in prison, Dream ended up regressing for whatever reason and crying while Tommy is trying to figure out what happened until he realized that he’s a little.
Dream is still crying when Tommy goes over to him to try and calm him down. He feels bad for the little since he knows it’s not his fault, it’s his big selves fault.
Tommy sits in the ground and has Dream in front of him and wraps his arms around him because even though big Dream caused him so much trauma, little Dream didn’t do anything and Tommy would feel bad if he left a little to cry.

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This was a comment from b3rryfr0gz, and I just really liked it and really wanted to add it.

Schlatt having a chewing stim because rams tend to just sit and chew on nothing.

I love this idea so much, lol.

I’m gonna be taking headcannon requests or ideas. So! Feel free to comment headcannons and I will love to add them to the book!

And if you haven’t already, I recommend checking out my other Dream SMP books! I have two that I try to update weekly and one is a one-shot book, so feel free to comment on them! A request or just to say what you thought! I love hearing what you guys have to say!

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Fundy was adopted by Wilbur and Sally when he was a very smol baby. Sally realized how hard it was to care for a baby, didn’t want him anymore so she left, leaving the baby with Wilbur.

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When Fundy was a baby and after Sally left him, Wilbur didn’t know what to do. So he went to the only person he knew back then that could help.

Wilbur knocked on the door of the old house. It was his childhood home, he grew up there and he knew it would be the perfect place to raise Fundy.

After Sally left, Wilbur struggled a lot, to help with that he went to the one place he knew someone could help him.

The little baby in his arms squirmed a bit. Wilbur soothed him and rocked him a bit before knocking again.

“I’m coming.” A voice called out. Not even a few seconds after, a man opened the door. He had blond hair and was dressed in green with large wings.

“Dad...”

“Wilbur. It’s been a while. Come in! Come in!” Phil ushered him inside.

Wilbur entered the house, a sense of familiarity washed over him. He sighed.

“So, this was unexpected. And is that a baby?” Phil asked him. Wilbur nodded.

“Yeah, he's mine.” He explained calmly sitting down with the baby in his arms.

“Wilbur I didn’t know you met someone.” Phil commented going closer to examine the small human.

“I did, but we adopted him. I guess it runs in the family.” Wilbur explained smiling at Phil. Phil couldn’t lie that he felt a little proud in that moment and smiled back at him.

“So when will I get to meet her?” Phil asked sitting next to his son and grandchild.

Wilbur sighed.
“She left me... she said it was too much to raise a child.” Wilbur told him, tears threatening to fall. Phil looked at him sympathetically. He wrapped an arm around his son as Wilbur tried to stop the tears that were falling. But it didn’t work.

Fundy, sensing something was wrong, started to cry as well. Wilbur tried to calm him down but it wasn’t working. Phil gently grabbed the baby fox human, got up and started walking and rocking him in an attempt to calm him down. After raising three kids, he knew a thing or two on how to calm down babies.

Once he was sleeping, which didn’t take long cause he’s Phil, he walked back over to Wilbur and gently wrapped his arms around his son.

“It’s gonna be ok, son. You have me and I’ll always be here to help you, ok? Raising a baby is hard, but you don’t have to do it alone, not while I’m still around.” Phil reassured him causing Wilbur to start tearing up again.

Phil only wrapped his arms around him tighter as he cried into his shoulder. Phil sat down on the couch as Wilbur did the same, and kept an arm wrapped around him and the baby. It didn’t take long for Wilbur to get comfortable to the point where he almost fell asleep.

“Dad?”

“Yes, Wilbur?”

“Thank you..”

“I’ll always be here for you.”

And with that, Wilbur fell asleep. Phil had two sleeping boys in his arms but he wouldn’t have it any other way.

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Even though he has a panda stuffed animal for when he’s little (and sometimes when he’s big), he has a variety of other stuffed animals as well like a monkey, an alligator, a dinosaur, a bunny and a cat. He has a pretty wide variety and tries to sleep with all of them when small. He feels bad if he forgets one or one accidentally falls off since he loves all of them the same. He has names for them and all of them were gifts from his friends.

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Phil tries to regress when there’s no one around since Wilbur always look happy and so relaxed, he thought he should try it as well.
So he did.
And he loves it.
Only, he’s ashamed of doing it with them around and the fact that since he’s Wilbur’s CG, he shouldn’t want to get coddled and treated like a child, so he does it in private. That is until Techno found him, and ever since that day Techno has watched over him when regressed. Techno was used to watching over Wilbur and knew Phil needed this and he was more than happy to help.

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These three are very knowledgeable about regression. They often regress together, or have the only one who’s not little watch over them.
Usually it’s Sapnap and Karl that regress with Quackity watching them but Quackity regresses sometimes as well, just not as young as the others.
Karl and Sapnap usually slip pretty young while Quackity stays in the slightly older category of 6-8.

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You cannot convince me that BBH doesn’t regress. I feel like he would regress to around 3-4, probably. But I feel like he’d have two modes and there’s no in between, like he’s either the sweetest, calmest kid ever or he’s very mischievous, defiant and very loud.

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When BBH regresses he likes being with Skeppy and is very clingy to him. He doesn’t like being away from him for long and will get fussy if he’s not touching Skeppy. If someone else that he’s not as comfortable around try to comfort him or touch him, because there’s definitely some people he doesn’t mind being around in little space, he’ll scream for Skeppy and throw a fit until the person leaves and he’s with Skeppy. Skeppy looks at him and sighs while Bad puts on an innocent smile.

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This isn’t an opinion, but a fact!

Badboyhalo is always the baby!
And Skeppy is always the caregiver!

BBH is always baby!

Facts!

Case closed.

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Quackity is everyone’s go-to baby-sitter when they’re little. If someone is regressed and alone or if everyone else is busy, Quackity will take care them.

He’s one of the best caregivers. Not too strict and very sweet. He’s very fun and likes watching over them. He and Puffy have opened up a little center for all littles on the server to go to if they want.

I remember who!! Kikyone had a very similar headcannon about there being a daycare for littles on their rambles book (you guys should really go read the book because they have great ideas and if you like this then you’ll definitely like theirs). I loved this idea so I wanted to add it.

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This has to do with the previous chapter, since Quackity is everyone’s go-to baby-sitter, he’s also Schlatt’s full time caregiver. And sometimes, if Quackity starts getting a little too close or gives more attention to another little, this will make Schlatt very jealous. He won’t do much bad stuff but he will be more distant thinking that he’s gonna get replaced. Usually ends up with him crying and Quackity having to comfort him and reminding him that no one could ever replace him.

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Ok, I know this is a very weird dynamic but hear me out. The four living together, the boys are littles while the girls are their caregivers.

Boom!

Great idea.

Niki and Schlatt going outside in the garden and planting stuff together. She gets to plant her flowers and he likes the smell of them.

Minx and Wilbur cuddling on the couch together while they watch a movie, Minx rubs his back and plays with his hair and he loves it.

Wilbur and Niki dancing together in the kitchen as they make cookies. Of course, Niki does most of it but Wilbur loves helping out.

Schlatt and Minx playing hide and seek together and he hides in the most obvious spots and she gets really dramatic. She loves coming up behind him and surprising him. Usually ends with Schlatt getting very startled and demanding cuddles.

Then the four of them in a fort in the living room as the girls read them stories with voices, the boys love it and says it makes the story better. Schlatt and Wilbur slowly fall asleep against them and it’s honestly the cutest thing.

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Badboyhalo

Sapnap

And

Jschlatt

All three!!!
All three are babies! You can’t convince me that they are Cgs. Because they’re definitely littles and you can’t change my mind.

I also feel like their headspace would be pretty young, mainly just cause like, same and because I like imagining them having really young headspaces.