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Part 8 of Terrible Pickup Lines
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2019-07-11
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Alec and the No Good, Very Bad, No Good, Horrible Pickup lines

Summary:

Alec has military themed pick up lines... they aren't that great to use on Magnus. Also he has innuendos that Magnus misses.

Notes:

Malec is one of my many, many, MANY OTPs. I also did this at the request of oshunwaves who commented on my last work so shout out to her. I'm also gifting this to her. I hope you enjoy. Got pairings leave them in the comments and I'll get started on them.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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“Can I go on a delta alpha theta echo with you?”
“I’m not sure what that is Alexander.”
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“Want to accompany me on a stake out?”
“That sounds very boring. I think I’ll pass.”
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“Drop and give me 69.”
“I don’t do push ups or sit ups.”
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“Want to know why I’m called a ‘drill’ sergeant?”
“Is it because you drill your pupils until they are perfect?”
“Yes but not in the way you would think.”
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“Are you an officer? Because I enjoy being in your company.”
“I’m the High Warlock of Brooklyn. I don’t have time to be any kind of officer.”
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“Did you just fall out of a B-17? Because you're the bomb.”
“No one says ‘the bomb’ anymore Alexander.”
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“I’ve been a Shadowhunter since I was born. Maybe I can teach you some self-defense moves tonight at the Institute?”
“Trust me Alexander I am more than capable of taking care of myself. I'm pretty sure warlocks aren't welcome in the Institute unless it's for work purposes.”
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“If you think I look good in my gear I can show you how much better I look without it.”
“Is that an invitation to give you a makeover?”
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“Are you a flashbang because you are stunning Magnus.”
“No I believe it is just all the glitter I’m wearing.”
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“The Clave aren’t the only ones who want you Magnus.”
“I know. Many men and women have propositioned me but I haven’t accepted any offers.”
“Would you accept mine if I made one?”
“In a heartbeat Alec.”

Notes:

I hope you enjoyed. If you liked this give me a kudos or comment on it. If you hated this then I would advise you to not read this again. Seriously though leave pairing suggestions from any fandom and I'll look into right good lines for that pairing.

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