Chapter 1: Keef Wants To Protec Smol Child
Chapter Text
Katie Holt >>> New Group Chat
Katie Holt added Lance Serrano
Katie Holt added Hunk Garrett
Katie Holt added Takashi Shirogane
Katie Holt added Matthew Holt
Katie Holt added Keith Kogane
Katie Holt changed username to Pidge
Takashi Shirogane changed username to Shiro
Lance Serrano changed username to Lance
Matthew Holt changed username to Matt
Hunk Garrett changed username to Hunk
Shiro changed username Keith Kogane to Keith
Pidge: Hello people
Lance: HELLO
Hunk: Good morning
Shiro: Hello as well @Pidge
Matt: Sis, what's this
Pidge: Glad you asked Bro
Pidge: This is that group chat thingy I decided to do
Pidge: Lgbtq+ only
Shiro: Makes more sense Pidge
Matt: YO SHIRO MY BRO
Shiro: Matt Stop
Matt: awwwwwwww but DDDDDDDDAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD
Shiro: NOPE
Pidge: ANYWAYS
Pidge: Who wants to say their name, pronouns and sexulaity first?
Lance: OOOOOh I'll go
Lance: My name is Lance, he/him/ and bisexual and Single
Hunk: Hi my name is Hunk
Lance: HI HUNKY
Hunk: Hi Lance
Hunk: Okay so I use he/him and I'm pan
Shiro: My name is Shiro
Shiro: I use he/him
Shiro: And just like my brother, I'm gay
Matt: Hi I'm Matt
Matt: Im bi
Matt: I use he/him/they/them
Matt: Also I'm trans
Keith: HELL YEAH
Matt: ...???!!!
Shiro: That's one way to enter a chat
Lance: Were you stalking this entire time??!!
Keith: Shut up
Keith: Anyways I'm Keith
Keith: I'm gay
Keith: and I'm a transexual male so he/him
Lance: What's transexual?
Shiro: It means that he had surgery to get a different part.
Keith: Yeah...
Lance: Well guess who's transex24r242al
Shiro: It was the worst trying to teach him to use it
Keith: SHIRO SHUT U
Lance: Wait so if you and Shiro are brothers
Shiro: adopted brothers
Lance: okay
Lance: so like
Lance: why didn't your dad help you
Shiro: Umm....
Keith: My dad died just after I got permission for sergery from the doctors
Lance: Oh
Lance: Shit man
Matt: Even I didn't know that
Pidge: Should we...
Keith: You should go Pidge
Keith: I didn't mean to take up time
Pidge: Okay....
Pidge: I'm Pidge but you can call me Katie
Pidge: I'm a trans girl and demigirl
Pidge: I'm a lesbian ace
Hunk: Should we like send ages too or selfies
Matt: BOTH!
Lance: Yeah I'll go first
Lance: I'm 17
Lance: [image attachment: beautiful.jpg]
Matt: Lance my bi son
Lance: Yes my bi father
Matt: YOU ARE TRULY BEAUTIFUL
Lance: THANK YOU DEAREST FATHER
Pidge: Gross
Pidge: Anyways i'm 15
Pidge: [image attachment: SmolBird.jpg]
Hunk: Pidge
Hunk: You are precious
Pidge: Awwwww
Pidge: thanks
Hunk: np
Shiro: Keith
Shiro: You alright
Lance: ?
Matt: ??
Hunk: ???
Pidge: ????
Keith:-------
Shiro: Keith???
Keith: I MUST PROTECT THIS SMOL CHILD WITH MY LIFE
Keith: HHHHHHNNNNNNNNANAAAAAAAAAAAA
Shiro: What
Lance: the
Hunk: Fuck
Keith: I SWEAR ON MY LIFE TO PROTECT THIS SMOL MIRACLE CHILD NAMED PIDGE
Pidge: I have no clue whats going on
Lance: you okay buddy
Keith: PIDGE IS TOO PRECIOUS
Keith: I MUST PROTECT
Shiro: I see whats happening
Lance: what
Shiro: He gets like this when he sees a younger trans girl kid
Keith: IM IN CHARGE OF THE SMOL ONES DONT HURT THEM
Hunk: Okay...
Hunk: I'm 17
Hunk: [image attachment: hello.jpg]
Lance: ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL
Hunk: 0/////////0
Hunk:(___-___)
Lance: Precious
Matt: Okay my turn
Matt: I'm 24
Matt: [image attachment: transgenderHolts.jpg]
Keith: SMOL ONE NEEDS PROTECTION I WILL PROTEC HER
Shiro: Keith Akira Kogane
Keith: BUT DAD
Shiro: KEITH AKIRA KOGANE
Keith: Fine
Keith: i'm 18
Keith: [image attachment: meAndHippo.jpg]
Keith: SHIT
Keith: WRONG ONE
Lance: Aww but Keef
Lance: You're pretty
Pidge: um lance
Lance: COOL
Lance: I MEANT PRETTY COOL
Keith: thanks man
Shiro: im 25
Shiro: [image attachment: babybro]
Hunk: when did you take that selfie
Shiro: after Keith got his surgery
Keith: hnnnnnnnnnnnn
Keith: SHIRO
Shiro: what
Keith: Y DID YOU CHOOSE THAT ONE
Shiro: Because that was the day i ever saw you smile that big and that was also the day that I adopted you out of the home
Keith: SHIRO
Shiro: yes??
Keith: GET YOUR ASS HERE NOW
Shiro: Why whats wrong
Keith: I WANNA BE NEXT TO YOU
Shiro: Death Note?
Keith: YES
Shiro: OMW
Shiro: Gotta go guys
Shiro: Death Note marathon with my bbybro
Keith changed username Shiro to Shirogami
Shirogami: of course
Shirogami changed username Keith to Kogami
Hunk: these two are so precious
Matt: Hey sis
Pidge: Yeah
Matt: Hunk
Hunk: yeah
Matt: wanna video message
Pidge: But you're in uni
Hunk: If you wanna
Matt: that never stopped us before
Pidge: HEEL YES
Hunk: I'm in
Hunk: let me check on lance
Hunk Garrett >>> Lance Serrano
Hunk Garrett: hey man
Hunk Garrett: you alright
Lance Serrano: HE"S JUST SO???
Hunk Garrett: Keith?
Lance Serrano: YES
Lance Serrano: A FACE OF AN ANGEL
Lance Serrano: AND THEN THERE WAS OF HIM BEFORE SURGERY AND IM JUST LIKE?????????
Hunk Garrett: You have a crush?
Lance Serrano: MORE THAN THAT
Hunk Garrett: I haven't even met you and I can tell that we'd be besties
Lance Serrano: YESSSSSSSA
Lance Serrano: So.. whatcha doin
Hunk Garrett: bout to vid chat the holts
Hunk Garrett: wanna join
Lance Serrano: Sure why not
Chapter 2: Lion's Palace
Summary:
Lance: FUCK YOU KEITH
Kogami: Nah don't feel like it rn
Kogami: Maybe tomorrow if youre free?
Lance: whattsisyhefuk
Hunk: I leave for three minutes and this
Pidge: And wheres Shito
Kogami changed username Shirogami to Shito
Shito: Keith what the fuck is wrong with you
Kogami: Im the definition of sleep deprived
Notes:
Adam's last name i believe is Wright, Lance's last name was revealed to be Serrano
Hope you enjoy Sleep deprived Keith!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Pidge >>> New Group Chat
Pidge: We need a name
Pidge: Any suggestions
Pidge: Hello?
Pidge: Is this the only group of people NEVER on their phones
Pidge: Wow
Pidge: Guys its noon
Pidge: Matt
Shirogami: Sorry pidge we were up all night watching Death Note
Shirogami: My brother would not let go of me at all last night
Pidge: He seems cute according to Lance
Shirogami: Yeah
Lance: I SAID HE WAS PRETTY COOL
Lance: HOW DARE
Pidge: Wow you are just like my brother
Hunk: Yeah
Hunk: He is whipped for Keith
Lance: HUNK I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
Hunk: Sorry man but I like exposing people
Lance: WELL WHY DONT YA JUST FUCK ME IN THE ASS
Kogami: I thought that was my job
Shirogami: KEITH
Pidge: Again with the dramatic entrances
Lance: tdsurytttttakfaykfs??
Kogami: What
Lance: FUCK YOU KEITH
Kogami: Nah don't feel like it rn
Kogami: Maybe tomorrow if youre free?
Lance: whattsisyhefuk
Hunk: I leave for three minutes and this
Pidge: And wheres Shito
Kogami changed username Shirogami to Shito
Shito: Keith what the fuck is wrong with you
Kogami: Im the definition of sleep deprived
Shito: And this is why I don't like you going to bed past 10
Kogami: Shut the fuck up
Lance: are we just gonna let this happen
Pidge: Its for the best
Shito: can i add someone
Pidge: go ahead
Shito is now admin
Shito added Adam Wright to Group Chat
Adam Wright changed username to Adam
Adam: what is this
Pidge: pronouns/name/ age/selfie/sexuality
Adam: I did not sign up for this
Adam: My name is Adam
Adam: I use he and him
Adam: I’m 25 and gay
Adam: [image attachment: JustChillin.jpg]
Kogami: how do you know Shiro
Shito: We work together at Barnes ‘n’ noble
Adam: hey can we like change the gc name
Pidge: Finaaly! Yes we can!
Adam: Shiro
Shito: Do it?
Adam: Do it
Shito changed group chat name to Just (ch)Killing in Ceder Rapids
Kogami: You just didnt
Shito: I just fckin did
Kogami: anyways
Kogami: Can i add a friend?
Lance: sure!
Hunk: The more the marrier
Pidge: as long as theyre lgbt
Kogami: Relax he is
Kogami is now admin
Kogami added Levi Zodiac to Just (ch)Killing in Ceder Rapids
Koagmi changed Levi Zodiac to zZz
zZz: keith fuckin kogane
zZz: wtf
Pidge: welcome to the lgbt thing
Pidge: plz put age, name, pronouns, gender and sexuality
zZz: okay
zZz: 18, Levi but plz call me Z or zodiac, he/him/they/them, demiboy, ace/nb/gay
Lance: Welcome Z!
Pidge: what type of ace if you dont mind me asking?
zZz: um... im not romantically attracted to anyone
Pidge: You may be aromantic
zZz: ...makes sense... thanks
Lance changed username to BiBabyBro
BiBabyBro: I got left out so...
Hunk changed username to Pancakes
zZz changed username to Gaylien
Kogami changed username to GayBoi
Shito changed username to Shiro [Failed]
Shito: well shit y cant i change mine
Pidge: It was keiths idea
Shito: Dam it keith
Pidge: Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you guys!
Pidge: Me and Lance finally met up
BabyBiBro: Oh yeah!
BabyBiBro: Pidge is so cute!
Pancakes: Awwwwwww. Congrats guys!
Pidge: So anyways Lance joined my nerd squad cause Lance is rly rly smart and we have a meeting today
Gaylien: So you need somewhere to go? I suggest Lion’s Pride
Pidge: Oh thanks! Its the new place at the mall that also has a gift shop?
Gaylien: Yeah and its cheap too. I ate there yesterday.
Gaylien: They also have different types of food from Italian to Korean and Spanish. For Spain, I suggest the gazpacho.
Gaylien: Basically, its an “all over the world” style place
Pidge: sweet! I heard italian and now im hooked
BabyBiBro: I heard gazpacho. Sounds delish
GayBoi: Wait, where are you anyways @Gaylien
Gaylien: school.
BabyBiBro: At 6 pm?
Gaylien: Night school
BabyBiBro: oh man is it bad
Gaylien: Its good since Im moving around a bit
GayBoi: you move around a lot
Pidge: so anyways, the Nerd Squads heading out now
BabyBiBro: yup see you l8r h8rs
Pancakes: Where did shiro go?
GayBoi: idk he left the house yelling
GayBoi: FUCK YOU ADAM
Pancakes: seriously?
GayBoi: yup
Pancakes: wow
Pancakes: anyways, gotta head out and get groceries
GayBoi: See ya, man
Pancakes: You too Keith
Keefers>>> Gaylien
Keefers: hey you alright
Keefers: i know its hard with all that crazy shit
Gaylien: yeah sorry
Keefers: Its okay
Keefers: how is it going
Gaylien: not entirely well
Keefers: wanna talk bout it
Gaylien: not realy but
Gaylien: I had another hallucination
Keefers: was it bad
Gaylien: kind of
Gaylien: it was my dad
Keefers: oh shit
Gaylien: yeah and i may be getting expelled
Keefers: WHAT
Gaylien: yeah…. A group of girls claimed that i sexually assaulted them but then I said that i was gay so…. A homophobic school.
Keefers: why don’t you come to garrison? You went to a college like school back in altea and was the highest percentage in the country
Keefers: theyll want you for sure and you may be able to get a scholarship
Gaylien: I dont know keith. They may not want me because of my mental illnesses
Keefers: it doesnt matter what you have or what sexuality or gender or race you are
Keefers: and plus it means that youll be closer to town
Gaylien: we’ll see
Keefers: hopefully
Keefers: hows your rib pains
Gaylien: i was diagnosed with costochondritis
Gaylien: and my hallucinations are caused by my depression which is rare so…
Keefers: that doesnt sound good
Keefers: but itll get better right?
Gaylien: i hope they do
Gaylien: i fcking hate this school
Gaylien: i just want to make ppl proud of me but thenn i jusy fkcu up and idk hwat els e to dp
Keefers: okay, please calm down
Keefers: do you want to meet soon?
Gaylien: as in ski school?
Gaylien: sounds festive
Keefers: Yeah… where do we meet
Gaylien: alleyway 19?
Keefers: sounds like a plan
Gaylien: do you want a drink
Keefers: have you even met me
Gaylien: okay see you soon
Keefers: dont relapse
Gaylien: alright
LittleShit>>> Takashit
LittleShit: hey shiro, meeing up with a friend
Takashit: dont get wasted, keith
LittleShit: i wont, promise
Notes:
I finally got off my ass to update this shit. Levi's name is actually Levyanno (leh-von-no) and lives with Haggar and Zarkon.
Lotor is trans and the only reason Haggar, a homophobic bitch, accepts him dating guys is because if he dates a guy, he's still a girl. Dating a girl, he's considered male. Haggar and Zarkon favor Lotor over Z because they're homophobic pieces of trash.
Zarkon killed Blaytz who was bi, Trigel was lesbian and Gyrgan was pan. This story takes place post Alfor/Blaytz and after they died.
Hope you enjoyed!!