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[Formerly titled "I've Got a Feeling"]
“It’s like being chained to a comet,” the man explains, as Dean leans his elbows on the edge of the table and watches the man devour what Dean would call, at best, a third-rate cheeseburger.
The man is describing how it feels to be the one in charge of the entire country, responsible for the safety and wellbeing of the free world.
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Dean is a custodian at a fast food restaurant, and Castiel is President of the United States.
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- Part 1 of Five O'Clock World
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Serendipity by Zxcvbnm_0613
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
01 Jan 2025
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Izuku gets to work with Shouta on a case. Our broccoli is beyond excited.
There's only a slight problem...Why did the names of his crush Shouta and his best friend Shouto have to be so similar!?
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Izuku texts Shouto but someone else ends up receiving the text.
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"Drifter, stop ignoring me and bring back Umbra!"
"Let me befriend with these people first, gezz. I will block you."
"Give. Me. Back. Umbra."
*Lotus Champion went offline*.| Drabbles. | Umbra is trapped with Drifter. | Kinemantik Instant Message's format because I love it.
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- Part 1 of 1999 KIM
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After an argument with Lilith, Adam goes to the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil to be alone. But with that loneliness comes an ache. One fixed by a welcoming shadow.
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Teagan encounters Twisted Rodger!??? Oh em gee!!! They end up having a THERAPY SESSION????
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Annoying orange destroys universe ending threats with jokes and humor by Kinofan347
Fandoms: Annoying Orange (Web Series), Marvel, DCU (Comics), SCP Foundation, Creepypasta - Fandom, dalek - Fandom
01 Jan 2025
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Annoying orange's universe is destroyed by evil dosers of the multiverse he goes on a one fright mission to destroy them
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ReUNITED and it feel so good by Anonymous
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Moist Cr1tikal, 21st Century CE RPF, Real Person Fiction
01 Jan 2025
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Luigi came home, finally.
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- English
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- 326
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A unicorn’s Pokemon journey through Hoenn by Rocboi135
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
31 Dec 2024
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"Someone H-Help!" A male voice said
Eri felt compelled to go there, to help
She began to walk over there her legs weak from lack of food
And she saw a peculiar sight
An odd-looking dog chasing a man in a lab coat
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Or Eri gets isekai’d (without truck-kun involved) to Hoenn -
My Jade Princess by the_official_account
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jan 2025
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Wei Ying doesn't take the bait. “Who is it, Huaisang?”
“Oh, I don’t know. I really wouldn’t know.” the fan flutters.
Wei Ying tips her head back for a long suffering sigh, and turns to take a peek at the most beautiful woman she’s ever seen.
She’s statuesque, broad-jawed, her black hair spilling so long and shiny down her back it’s like it’s made of water, brown suede motorcycle jacket (her belt and shoes match to the shade) over a flowing blue blouse, babydoll cut. She looks a little too put together to be here. Wei Ying's first thought is that someone ought to mess her up a little, just a little.
———An extremely silly, self-indulgent fic that arose from the thought “what if wangxian were wlw in their late twenties navigating love and queerness in NYC?”
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The Twelve Days of Christmas by FelicityGrimm for Anduril_Narsil549
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
01 Jan 2025
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The moment he found the partridge in the pear tree in the front foyer, Bruce should have run. As it was, he waited until day two to be sure. And, at that point, there was no escaping it.
The twelve days of Christmas were upon him.
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Kill ‘em With Kindness by Apricus (Sun_fl0w3rr)
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
01 Jan 2025
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Lord of the Rings Crack fic
Sauron somehow returns. Frodo has a flamethrower named Kindness.
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Gyuvin needed Ricky, a little too much...
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The Wanderer has another run-in with an infuriatingly laid-back engineer from the Akademiya.
(why can't you just be like every other human he's met and disappoint him?)
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When You Give a Vampire a Sandwhich... by MollyPollyKinz
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII
01 Jan 2025
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“Hi,” Zack said, clapping his hands together. “Mr. Vampire Man. We brought you a sandwich.”
“Mr. Vampire Man?” the vampire echoed, frowning.
Cloud held out the sandwich. “Are you actually a vampire?” he asked.
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OR: While trying to stop Sephiroth from spiraling, Zack finds a vampire in Shinra's basement. And gives him a sandwich.
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- Part 3 of Molly's Quirky Final Fantasy Collection
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A Sentient Animatronic AU, strange crack time-traveling bullshit mixed with some incorrect/correct lore smooshed together with references and copyrighted characters in universe and out of universe. Takes place in 1982. Did I mention the strange door that looks like it came out of a black and white film that leads into an interdimensional house that exists out of time and space?
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Human AU — Lestat de Lioncourt has fallen fatally in love with Louis, and can no longer imagine his life without him. Louis, Lestat fears, doesn't feel the same. Convinced that Louis is going to leave him, Lestat desperately falls upon a plan as terrible as it is serendipitous: he and Louis are going to have a baby.
Louis doesn't need to know about the plan.
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- Part 1 of Fulfilling Prompts
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The Messed Up Chats of Camp Half-Blood by EverythingAllIn101
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
01 Jan 2025
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“Demigods aren’t allowed phones” but what if i-
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Connor Stoll creates a group chat for camp counsellors, but of course it escalates.
I thought this up at 1 am and decided to write it
*THIS IS ONLY POSTED HERE, ON AO3. PLEASE DO NOT CROSS-POST MY WORKS*Series
- Part 1 of RiordanVerse 101
- Part 1 of Group Chat & Gods series
- Part 3 of everythingallin101's many chatfics
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New Year's Resolution Solution by Kymera219 for Jadezdominion, Ravenxxx97
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
01 Jan 2025
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Stiles tries to make a list of New Year's resolutions, but Peter has his own goal in mind
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- Part 14 of Drabbly-Dos
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Dirt & Glitter by CreativeDestruction
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
31 Dec 2024
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Lan Xichen as he nears 30 years old, realizes that he had done everything according to other peoples expectations, mostly his oppressive Uncle Qiren's, and hasn't lived his life for himself. He quickly learns about the world of partying and clubbing has never looked back, even when it starts to effect his every day life. Well, more or less that his every life starts to effect his night life. Welcome to a fic I lovingly call "Hoe Xichen."