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    Tommyinnit used to be a hero. He used to be Theseus, the younger and rising hero brother of the top heroes. It didn't take long for Tommy to hate heroes. Hate everything they stood for. And most of all, hate his family.

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    Now he's a villain, and he's happy. He's happy his family is dead to him. And he's happy Theseus is dead.

    ...

    That didn't last long.

    I DO NOT SUPPORT WILLIAM GOLD. HE WILL ONLY BE MENTIONED IN THIS STORY. SUPPORT VICTIMS.

    title from Dear God by Avenged Sevenfold

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    You know how this goes: twelve kids start a game. The world ends. They play the game. The world ends. They lose the game. The world ends and begins again. Twelve kids start a game. The world ends. They play the game. Something goes wrong. The world ends.

    And so it goes.

    Twelve kids successfully enter their session. No one dies. (Yet.) Everything seems to be going smoothly: they're working their ways up their echeladders, friends who lived on the opposite sides of the world from each other are getting to meet in-person for the first time, this game may be difficult but they might win it yet.

    The veneer of possible success, however, is blown away when George vanishes and Dream, Wilbur, and Niki begin to discover the truth about what their session is and always has been and always, seemingly, will be.

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    What if Technoblade did die, but came back and tracked Phil down to Quesadilla Island and found a little girl all alone in an attic and realized that he had a new purpose in life? And what if he took this new purpose to do his god's damned best to keep his little princess and everyone else safe and alive on this island that seemed determined to kill them all?

    --or--
    Technoblade is Tallulah's parent AU with a lot of fluff and a big what if where I throw THEE anarchist bourgeois pig in a monarch's outfit at the Federation and watch what happens.

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    Three little faces. By the doorway. Children?

    “Oh.” Phil says, for lack of words, because it’s been a bit of a while since he’s seen kids. Three pairs of wide eyes stare back at Phil, terror given at the bloody display before them, the fangs of his teeth bared, the red splattered over his lips, the still warm body held in his claws.

    “Oh, hello.” Phil grins. The smallest one opens his mouth and screams.

    (Or, Vampire!Phil is trying to get by in a zombie apocalypse with the great lack of humans. He decides to try raising his own food supply, after finding three kids. It’s definitely not adoption. No, not at all. (Well, maybe just a bit.))

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    It has been almost a year since Sparrow's debut. His Red Wings, a symbol of hope and health.

    Tommy stood above the city scanning the wreckage of the most recent hero fight. Dream joined him at the edge of the roof “So what's the tally?” “12 casualties, 0 deaths” Tommy sighed, it had been a rough night, but at least it was a good report. “Good job, Sparrow.” dream patted his shoulder, “You should go rest up for the night.” But Tommy didn't respond as dream left.

    He grit his teeth nausea curling in his throat feeling the dried blood coating his skin. It wasn't his own, it was never his own.

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    Dream is just being a prick and hunting, and he decides to give his fellow friend tommy a nice ol' visit.

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    Wilbur Soot died at the hands of his own father reaching for unfinished glory.
    When he rose again, it was not as he was.
    Fortunately- or unfortunately- he is not alone.
    But a God risen in Blood is not the same as a God formed from Unfinished Symphonies, and Wilbur has a lot to learn about his father's oldest friend.

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    ...

    The ingredients for love:

    *Something old*.
    The Agency is back and a horrific crime has occurred.

    *Something new.*
    As the new Head Agent, Agent Q has gathered together a group of the most talented Agents to solve an urgent crime.

    *Something borrowed*.
    Agent Q believes isolation is the best way to come up with ideas and figure out a crime while staying safe. Even though this idea has worked before... will it work now?

    *Something blue*.

    The ocean and the tides are stuck in a continuous lullaby, rocking Agency Ship #13 to and fro.

    This may seem like the perfect plan however, these Agents allowed an explosive ingredient to go unnoticed.

    *Something askew*
    ...
    or
    ...
    16 Agents are trapped on Agency Ship #13 by an unknown entity. Mariana has to help his fellow Agents off of the Ship whilst avoiding his looming death. He finds love along the way.
    ...

    Continuation of my Detecting Love series but its the QSMP (and also Danganrompa inspired?)!!
    [(This is based off of the !c's not the !cc's)]
    [(Story originally based (in the beginning of book) in April of 2025)]
    [Started in 12/31/24] [Ended ?/?/??]
    [Name Shorted is DLB]

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    A blessing brought into this world battered and bruised tries his best to make his situation a bit better each day. By keeping his head down and sticking close to his best friend’s side.

    But that kind of went out the window when he needed the extra cash; healing villains and vigilantes on commission is a great gig to get you and your roommates out of debt. His idea of ‘keeping his head down’ also got a bit more complex when Tommy decided to dawn the mask of a vigilante to fix the guilt of healing murderers. Then on top of that: heroes start noticing that the run-down part of the city is way more suspicious than usual, as once again this teenager got himself roped into a well-paying cult scheme along with all his other 'hobbies'.

    Safe to say Tommy’s life was anything but ordinary. But you know what they say, being a teenager are the worst years of your life. It seemed like Tommy was out to make the heroes suffer along with him.

    Or

    TLDR; c!religious Tommy propaganda but make it a superhero au just like everyone else. Except I am wordy and can't write linear stories.

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    Karl Jacobs was having a normal day!

    But of course, even when across time there can never be a normal day on the dream smp.

    And now he’s gotten thrown out of time, and maybe even his world.. not only that but is the moon big?

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    Before everything, there had always been death. A domain which Kristen ruled alone.

    However when Phil created the first ever plague and Techno brought about the first ever war, new harbingers of death had joined her family.

    Still, they can’t help but feel they’re missing one more, and they’ll do whatever it takes to get the little farmer boy bringing about a famine to join their family.

    Or: Tommy accidentally starts a famine, gets adopted by gods because of it

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    Tommy stares at the knife lodged in his leg as Tubbo runs over with concern on his face. He knew giving Tubbo throwing knives for his birthday was a bad idea. His immediate reaction is to yell at Tubbo,

    “What the hell was that for!”
    Tubbo stares at him concerned but infuriated. “ You think I Fucking tried to hit you!”
    Tommy glares.

    “If you weren’t trying to hit me it would have gone in front of you towards the target instead of into my fucking leg!”

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    No matter how many people are or aren’t there, things stay the same. And yet, some things have a habit of changing, too.

    (or: the cast of generation loss get more and more entangled with the happenings of the qsmp.)

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    Tommy is tired of being the "sleepy bois inc's forgotten child". So he'll make them remember. How? By becoming the best fucking supervillain in all of the world!

    It helps that he's over powered as fuck

    NO WILBRUH SOOT!! SUPPORT SHUBBLE

    Reboot/re-write to Everyone finds me annoying at first (but first impressions matter)

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    When the kingdom of 2b2t threatens to invade the Kingdom of Favela, Pac realises the only other option is for him to be married to the King of 2b2t, reluctantly his king agrees and the two are wed, leaving Pac alone in 2b2t without him family.

    or

    When the realm of 2b2t threat'neth to invade the Kingdom of Favela, Pac realizeth the sole other choice is for him to be wed to the King of 2b2t, reluctantly his liege agreeth and the twain are wed, leaving Pac alone in 2b2t without his kin.

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    A DreamSMP/Alice in Wonderland crossover

    Tommy finds himself stuck in a curious world of twists and secrets, buried in the looming trees and huge mushrooms of the land inside the rabbit hole.
    The people here don't recall what happened before, nor do they actually seem to care.

    What is causing them to forget? And will Tommy be able to find a way out of this place?
    Joined with his two friends, he explores the world, and discovers something much darker than what it seems to be.

     

    Or

    Me and a couple of friends decide to write something totally crazy because why not.

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    Cut scenes, what-ifs, and general silliness that is non-cannon to There Was a Man Named Theseus. This is purely for fun and laughs *because I can!* These are scenes and interactions I've written because I thought they were cool or funny and have now decided to share with the wider world.

    There may be times were similar scenes do crop up in the main fic, but I honestly don't know how or when. Hope y'all enjoy this madness~!

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    The legends of grand tales do not fail to skip small port villages. Tales of grandeur and bravery, plunder and victory. Ruthless pirate captains and their love of the sea, rum, and their loyal crews. Stories of mer and sirens, one helping and one drawing some to their deaths. Magic only the mind of a sea hardened man can imagine.

    There’s Captain Technoblade, one of the most ruthless pirates to sail the high seas. He plunders any ship he comes across and leaves no survivors.

    There’s also Wilbur Soot, thought to be the son of a siren because his singing can make you forget your worries and bring you aboard his ship. His crews are always joyful and songs are never silent. But remember that he and his crew are dangerous and just as ruthless.

    Mer and sirens, although they may be just tales and stories of waterlogged minds, are said to influence the waves and tides, bending earth’s patterns to their wills. Sirens like to lure ships to sharp rocks, where mer like to smooth the rocks for a safe passage.

    And when these tales reach those small seaside towns, small children gather ‘round the pirates, all distrust lost for the stories, and they listen.

    Or))DSMP Pirate AU!

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    Tommy has a curse, and life won't stop fucking him over.

    Between an immortal family, reincarnation, and a tendency for early death, Tommy has to deal with amnesia and being thrown between different universes fast enough to make his head spin.

    What will he do when someone starts messing with his reincarnation?

    *****

    Reincarnation AU for an event.

    Summary may change later

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    “I will not calm down, thank you very much! I just kidnapped and tortured a child! Oh, I am going to fucking kill Dream, if Angel doesn’t kill me first-” The villain’s voice was shrill, cracking partway through his sentence. Tommy did not whimper when Siren grabbed his chin, he never whimpered. The sound that came out of him was a scary growl, yep. Absolutely.

    “God, you look so much like Phil.” This man was definitely not stable. He was looking at Tommy like he was something precious, something to treasure. His features split into a grin behind his mask.

    “What’s your name, Sunshine?”

     

    or-
    Tommy, Dream's sidekick, is kidnapped. Once the Syndicate realise he's younger than they thought, though, the original plans are thrown out the window.

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