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It’s been a week since The Whole mom squad get together and they had all agreed on meeting up again with all the fin they had. Well Iwaizumi could debate that some of the stuff they did wasn’t very fun or it was fun to the others and not him there where a few things he wished he could forget but they all managed to remind him of it.

It was now Wednesday evening the middle of the week and they just ended practice for the night. Iwaizumi helped Kindichi and Kunimi well mostly Kindaichi since Kunimi managed to sneak away so he didn’t have to help clean up or exert anymore energy than he really had to. While the rest of the team went to the club room to get changed.

Mattsun and Makki where talking amongst themselves when they saw Iwaizumi's phone light up with a message from a group chat labeled: Mom Squad😵💫😴

Suga- Yo ya bitches done with practice

Suga- We should meet up in Tokyo next Kaashi is your place open… or Yaku's? 🧐

Yaku- Not happening nope definitely no Akaashi's place it is!

Akaashi- 🙃

Semi- Ha love how he got nominated

Suga- After Kaashi it’s Semis place

Semi- wait what 😰 but I live in Shiratorizawa's dorm

Akaashi- That works perfectly no backing out 🔪🙃

Semi-🧎🏼

Makki burst into laughter as he scrolled thru his friends phone. His reasoning for the invasion of privacy is that it technically isn’t an invasion since Iwaizumi just so happened to leave it out of his own volition. Mattsun glanced at him with an amused worried look. While Oikawa walked over “you shouldn’t look at Iwa's phone”.

Makki smirked “did you know that Iwaizumi has a group chat with a Shiratorizawa member in it”. Oikawa screeched as he scrambled to the bench “who is it it isn’t Ushiwaka is it it better not be him or I’ll I’ll I don’t know what I’ll do but it won’t be pretty!” Makki shook his head “I think it’s there setter uh there name in the chat is Semi” Oikawa glared at the device in his friends hands and says “what group chat?”

Mattsun took the phone from Makki “it’s called the Mom Squad? It looks like it has Sugawara from Karasuno and a Yaku and Akaashi don’t know who they are oh there looking for Iwaizumi ” the three of them surrounded the phone watching the messages come in.

Yaku- yo Zumi ya there I saw you come online but you haven’t messaged yet

Suga- Oh did someone have a bad day your team being to pushy you can always come to mine if ya want
Akaashi- Suga why would he go to yours?

Semi- Suga I’d rather deal with two no eight Shirabus fighting Goshiki than go to Karasuno's team

Yaku- wow how did it go from 2 to 8 like that but seriously Suga aren’t you trying to make his day better not worse?

Suga- 😃😁😃

Suga- Wow Rude

Makki panics and ends up typing a message to the group chat

Iwa- Oh uh hey sorry was a bit busy kawa was complaining…

Oikawa screeched “the hell I wasn’t complaining why would you send that!?” Makki and Mattsun laughed and said in basically unison “we gotta sound like Iwaizumi” they looked at each other with wide smirks before just nodding and both saying bro. Oikawa pouted as he turned his head back to the phone gesturing them to continue like the others would be able to hear him on the other side if he spoke.

Suga- oh yeah don’t let him get to ya too much

Suga- actually I was thinking we should have mom names 😜

Akaashi- what do you mean mom names?

Yaku- ^

Semi- ^

Iwa- ^

Suga- ya know like Kaashi could be mama owl🦉 and Yaku could be Mommy Cat 🐈

Suga- Semi could be eagle mom or something?

Semi- oh uhmm that’s okay and you sorta left out Iwa in that mix

Suga- 😞 I know I wanted to call him Mama bear or Mama Wolf but that doesn’t really go with him I guess

Yaku- You guess?

Akaashi- does the name really need mom or mama in it I mean we could be called wild beast tamers or something?

Suga- !!!

Suga- I got it Zumi could be That bad ass Maid with cat ears that cleans up the mess of his team!

Iwa- Isn’t that a bit long and why maid of all things?

Suga- 🧐😏Oh Zumi don’t tell me you forgot about this weekend already how bout a reminder

Suga sent a photo- Insert photo of Iwaizumi in maid dress here

Semi sent a video- Insert short video

Yaku sent a photo- with him in his maid outfit and Suga in his outfit

Makki, Mattsun, and Oikawa’s mouthes fell open as the photos popped up. They all had blushes from ear to ear leaving none of them to notice a tired first year enter and look in curiosity at what his upperclassman where doing. Iwaizumi wasn’t that much farther behind “what are you all doing?”

Kindaichi moved to his locker a plaster of red spread across his face. Oikawa started crying and grabbing on to Iwaizumi’s arm “Iwa Chan how could you your so mean I wanna see it in reality not a stupid picture!” Iwaizumi had a look of confusion spread across his face before seeing his phone in Makkis hand with Mattsun standing idly by.

Iwaizumi looked at his phone and then back at Makki and did so a few more times. Makki scratched the back of his head “Maid dresses huh you look good it really shows off your figure” chuckling softly and looking away. Iwaizumi snatched his phone quickly looking at the messages turning a few shades redder and then glaring at his friends. It wasn’t as intimidating as it should’ve been thanks to the blush that had spread all the way to the tips of his ears.

He pulled a whining Oikawa off of him before changing quickly and leaving without a single word.

Oikawa glared at the door his best friend just left thru and if looks could kill the door would be demolished into nothing more than splinters. Makki whistled “ya know kawa this mom squad could be trouble for you ya know what I mean Mattsun?” Mattsun glanced at the pink haired boy and gave a curt nod and looked towards Oikawa who had finally moved and was now moving fast towards Makki.

Makki didn’t even get the chance to move before a hand was slamming down next to his head and Oikawa a bit to close for comfort “And what do you mean by that Makki?” Tilting his head innocently to the side with a blank face. Makki sputtered trying to look anywhere but Oikawa’s face “well ya know maybe there planning on stealing him away or something I mean ya read Suga’s text right?” Oikawa pulled away and sighed.

Mattsun cleared his voice to get the other two's attention “maybe you should ask him out now before someone else decides to take him away”. Oikawa grumbled something in audible before turning grabbing his things and walking out the door.

Iwaizumi walked quickly back to his house as he ran to his room and slammed the door shut falling onto his bed and pulling out his phone.

Iwa is online

Iwa- I’m so sorry 😞

Suga- ooo Zumi's using emoji’s 🖤

Akaashi- Why what did you do

Yaku- ^

Semi- did something happen

Iwa- My three idiot friends saw my phone and decided to snoop

Suga- when did they start messaging

Iwa- today they ended up seeing the maid dress photos 🥶

Yaku- That’s rough

Semi- that all not a big deal

Iwa- 😤it most definitely is for me

Iwa- 😡🤬😨😱

Akaashi- at least you looked good in it

Iwa- 🙃

Akaashi- Sorry?

Iwa- …

Suga- hey don’t worry to much about it you can always just say it was due to a game

Iwa- I guess doesn’t make it any less embarrassing though

Yaku- that is true I’m just glad no one on my team has seen the pictures of me in it

Suga- anyways moving on

Suga- Zumi you free in a couple of weeks where meeting at Kaashi's place in Tokyo next time

Iwa- 👍

Yaku- Thank god a sane person is coming

Semi- we are all sane the fuck

Yaku- maybe around your teams

Iwa- kinda I guess it’s more scary that Suga was actually prepared with clothes for dares and new our sizes

Yaku- ^

Semi- seriously though how’d you get our sizes

Akaashi- ^

Suga- I have many ways and that you will never know 😁

Semi- nope I’m out bye ✌️

Semi has gone offline

Yaku- That’s not okay

Yaku has gone offline

Akaashi has gone offline

Suga- what did I do?

Iwa- go reread your message that was creepy and to top it off we all know that smily face is not ok

Iwa has gone offline

Suga- jeez it wasn’t that bad was it

Suga- …

Suga- okay fine I’ll talk to you guys later better lock your doors 🤣