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Rich People Jokes

You can tell Monopoly is an old game... ...because there’s a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.

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Funny Rich People Jokes
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If you watch Jeopardy backwards, it's about rich people paying money for answers to questions. That is all.

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You can tell Monopoly is an old game... ...because there's free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.

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You can tell Monopoly is an old game... Because there is luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.

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Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house? They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

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Back in the day... Back in the day, everyone had a horse and only rich people owned cars. Now everyone owns a car and only the rich own horses. I guess you could say, the stables have turned

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You can tell Monopoly is an old game; Rich people can go to jail.

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Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette? Because they have a lot of manors.

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How many rich people does it take to create a superhero? Three: two to die, and one to never get over it.

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Girl, are you a Collateralized Debt Obligation? Because a lot of rich people are trading you around and a few insiders have told me you're completely toxic.

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Many rich people are sad. I'd like to be sad too!

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Rich people can have 5 cups of wine at lunch and they're all good But when I get vodka for lunch, I'm "fired" and a "bad example for the students"

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If a tramp and a bunch of rich people are dressed the same, how does the tramp stand out? He begs to differ.

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You know how rich people prefer Bose, Bang & Olufsen and Marantz? That's just a stereotype.

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Why don't you ever see rich people wearing glasses? They're always around so many karats.

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Rich people used to always have cars And poor people used to have horses now poor people have cars and rich people have horses. The stables have turned.

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Why do rich people like golf? It’s not very taxing.

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Poor people break into your house to steal. Rich people break into your house to gloat.

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What do rich people and bad flossers have in common? Deep pockets.

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What do poor people have, rich people want? And if you eat it you die. It's nothing

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What kind of milk do rich people drink? 1% milk

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Monopoly is so unrealistic! I mean, really. Everyone starts off with the same amount of money? Rich people go to jail? Come on.

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