and he wonders why his wife would question whether he was ever punished as a child as if he isn’t the most dramatic bitch around

When he said "plan to entrap me" i actually laughed like baby boy i know you're mad but your gurl was five seconds away from a proposal before you gatecrashed it and when she actively tried to escape you. you ran her carriage down, finger banged her in the back of it and then proposed of your own volition.

this made me giggle